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There's all the difference
in the world
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between a real gambler
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and someone who just has
an occasional flutter.
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The real gambler either
doesn't mind losing his money,
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or he's able to forget
about his losses
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by the next day.
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I'm a mad gambler.
I'll bet on anything.
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I once got 25 to 1 against
my wife having twins,
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and 5 minutes later,
I called up the bookie again
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and said, "Hey,
about that bet I just made--
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I'd like to make
another one."
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"Certainly," he said.
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"I'd like to bet you
I'll lose it," I told him.
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He didn't mind in the least,
and we made the second wager.
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I write stories about betting
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because I'm fascinated
by how people behave
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when there's a big bet on.
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Here's one of them.
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For two days,
the Atlantic voyage
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had been sailing
through a storm,
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but on the morning
of the third day,
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the sea calmed.
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Even the most
delicate passengers,
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those who had not been
seen around the ship
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since sailing time,
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emerged from their cabins
and crept onto the sun deck,
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where the steward
gave them chairs
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and tucked rugs
around their legs
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and left them lying
in rows--
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their faces upturned
to the pale,
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almost heatless October sun.
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Good morning.
My name is Renshaw.
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This is, uh, my wife.
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Botibol.
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I'm sorry?
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Botibol.
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"B," Brooklyn,
"O," Oliver,
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"T," Tommy,
"I," Idaho,
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"B," Brooklyn,
"O," Oliver,
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"L" as in love.
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RENSHAW: Ha ha!
Glad to meet you.
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Hi.
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Mr. Botibol here.
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Hello.
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Mmm, isn't the sun
simply heavenly?
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I thought if that storm
had gone on another minute,
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they just could have
dropped me over the side,
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and I would have said,
"Thanks, fellas."
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Ha ha!
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I told her it would
take her a couple of days
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before she got
her sea legs.
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Oh, come on now,
hon.
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I mean, you make it sound
as if it's the first time
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I've ever been
aboard a ship,
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which, as a matter
of fact,
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just happens
to be true.
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Ha ha.
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Are you a good sailor,
Mr. Botibol?
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Just average.
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Steward.
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Yes, sir?
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Steward,
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have the tables
been allocated yet?
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Some of them have,
sir.
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Uh, I guess
the captain's table
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is by invitation
only, right?
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Oh, yes, sir.
But, uh,
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there's also the first
officer's table, sir,
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and the purser's.
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Purser?
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Yes, sir.
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Purser?
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I'd like to be at
the purser's table.
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Let's drink to
the hope expressed
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by Mr. Renshaw.
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Calm seas
from now on.
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ALL: Calm seas.
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Pardon me.
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Would you mind
telling me how much
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was in the ship's pool
last night?
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MRS. RENSHAW: What was
that about a pool?
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Whew. I'm not
going swimming
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until it gets
really warm.
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No, dear.
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It's not a swimming pool.
It's an auction pool.
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Oh. What's that?
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MAN: Ah. Well,
highly exciting.
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Each evening,
there's an auction
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in the smoking room.
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The captain estimates
how many miles
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he thinks the ship
will do by midday tomorrow,
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and we auction numbers
either side
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of the captain's
estimate.
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Hey, this sounds
like a lot of fun.
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Mr. Botibol
was asking me
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about the prize
money.
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It's always
roughly the same.
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Last night,
the pool was worth
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about 7,000 pounds.
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[Gasping]
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I figure that should be
about $12,000.
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Are you thinking of bidding
on a ticket, Mr. Botibol?
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I'm not quite
sure yet.
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[Thunder]
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Uh-oh.
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[No audio]
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Oh, my God.
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It's going to be
a very dirty night.
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Steward, I should serve
the next course at once.
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You'll enjoy the fish,
Mrs. Renshaw.
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It's turbot
with hollandaise sauce.
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Hon.
What?
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Next time,
we go by plane.
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Uh, if you'll
excuse me,
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I think I'll go see
how she is.
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MAN: Excuse us, please.
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Par--
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Pardon me. Could I
ask you something?
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What's the trouble,
Mr. Botibol?
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What I--
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What I want
to know is...
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will the captain
have already made
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his estimate
on the day's run--
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you know, for
the auction pool--
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before it got rough
like this?
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Well, I should say so.
Yes.
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About how long ago
do you think he did it?
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Oh, sometime this
afternoon, I imagine.
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He usually does it
in the afternoon.
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About what time?
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I don't know.
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Around 4:00,
I should think.
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When it was calm.
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Well...
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do you think
the captain knew
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there was bad weather
coming on this evening?
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I couldn't tell you,
Mr. Botibol.
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I wouldn't know.
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Yeah, but, I mean,
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if it gets
any rougher,
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the ship slows down.
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Then it would
be worth buying
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some of the low
numbers,
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wouldn't you think?
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Perhaps it would.
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I doubt whether
the old man
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allowed for
a really rough night.
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It was pretty calm
this afternoon
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when he made
his estimate,
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as you pointed out.
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Well, that means
the storm
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could slow us down,
doesn't it?
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Oh, come on.
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And the captain
will have estimated
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too high a number,
right?
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Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.
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Well, it's time
for the auction.
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Now, the captain's estimate
for the day's run,
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ending at noontime tomorrow,
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is 515 miles.
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As usual,
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we take 10 numbers
either side of that
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to make up the range,
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so it's 505 to 525.
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And for those of you
who feel that the true figure
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will even be further away,
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we have a low field
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and a high field
sold separately.
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So let's take the first number
out of the bucket.
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Remember, the captain's
number is 515,
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and the first number is 512.
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$90. I have $90
to start with.
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MAN: 100.
100.
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350.
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$350.
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$400.
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AUCTIONEER:
Sold to the man for $200.
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Let's take another number
out of the bucket.
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Ah. It's the low field.
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Now let me remind you.
The low field
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covers every number
below the smallest number
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in the range,
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and in this case, that means
every number below 505 miles.
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So what am I bid?
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MAN: $100.
$100.
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$100.
I have a bid for $100.
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DIFFERENT MAN:
$150.
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$150.
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200.
200.
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Any bets on $200?
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250.
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250. Any bets on 250?
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WOMAN: $300.
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$300. I have $300.
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MAN: 350.
350. Thank you.
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Any bets on 350?
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$400.
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$400.
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450.
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Any bets on 450?
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500.
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500 high. 500. 500.
Any bets on 500?
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$550.
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$550! Any bets on 550?
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$600.
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$600. $600.
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700.
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700. I have a bid
of $700.
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Any advance on $700?
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750.
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A bid for 750.
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Any advance on $750?
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800.
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$800 I have. $800!
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$900.
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$900. I've got a bid
for $900.
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Any advance on $900?
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950.
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Thousand!
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$1,000.
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I have a bid for $1,000.
Any advance on $1,000?
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Going once at $1,000.
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Twice.
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Sold to the man for $1,000.
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"B" as in Brooklyn.
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Oh, good.
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It's great to see
a friendly face.
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So, what are you
looking so happy about?
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Low field.
That's me.
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Low field. Can't lose.
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I heard.
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It's a pretty
good-sized pool, too.
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A little over, what,
$13,000, right?
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14,000.
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[Chuckling]
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I'll bet you had to pay
plenty for it, though.
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$1,000.
Oh, oh.
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That's some
low field ticket.
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Want to know
something else?
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What?
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It was my last $1,000.
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It was all I had
in the world.
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Yeah? Well,
was that smart?
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Smart?
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[Chuckling]
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Smart?
Are you kidding?
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I just got through
telling you.
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I can't lose.
I mean, I--
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I can't lose.
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You see, the--
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the captain figured
on a good, calm sea,
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but then...
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[Whooshing]
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Slowed us right down.
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[Laughing]
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Blow, blow, thou
winter "wined," huh?
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"Wined?"
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Wind.
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Uh, "wined" is more
poetic, old boy.
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Poetic.
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Ahh, yeah.
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My love is like
a red, red rose...
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that's newly sprung
in June.
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Robert Burns.
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My love is like
a red, red rose.
267
00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:45,537
Yes, sir.
268
00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:48,741
And my love, sir,
is my wife,
269
00:11:48,808 --> 00:11:51,577
and my wife, sir, is Ethel.
270
00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:54,980
Now--now that--
that, sir, that.
271
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,116
That is unusual,
don't you think?
272
00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:59,651
My love is my wife,
273
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:02,688
and my wife is my love,
274
00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:05,057
and Ethel
is her name, sir.
275
00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:10,629
And have I got
a surprise for Ethel.
276
00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:12,865
Oh...boy.
277
00:12:12,932 --> 00:12:14,333
A surprise?
278
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:16,468
When I get the $14,000
279
00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:18,170
in my hand
from the auction pool,
280
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:21,507
all in crisp $100 bills,
281
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:22,775
you know
what I'm gonna do?
282
00:12:22,842 --> 00:12:23,776
What?
283
00:12:23,843 --> 00:12:26,612
I'm gonna buy
the finest car I can find.
284
00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:27,613
I'm gonna pick it up
285
00:12:27,681 --> 00:12:28,714
on the way
from the ship,
286
00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:31,483
and I'm gonna drive it
all the way home just--
287
00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:34,787
just for the pleasure
of seeing Ethel's face
288
00:12:34,854 --> 00:12:36,488
when she walks out
the front door
289
00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:37,623
and looks at it.
290
00:12:37,691 --> 00:12:39,591
Now, wouldn't that
be something?
291
00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:41,627
Hmm?
292
00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:45,831
Hello, Ethel, honey.
293
00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:49,001
I have a little present
for you.
294
00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:50,402
Yeah. I saw it
in the window
295
00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:52,771
as I was passing by,
and I said to myself,
296
00:12:52,839 --> 00:12:54,840
"That's the car
you always wanted."
297
00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:57,409
You like it, honey?
You like the color?
298
00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:59,945
[Thunder]
299
00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:04,516
And you know
what I'm gonna do?
300
00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:06,151
What?
301
00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:11,890
I'm just gonna stand there
and watch her face.
302
00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:15,661
[Wind blowing]
303
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:10,249
Oh, my God.
304
00:14:10,316 --> 00:14:11,350
[Knock on door]
305
00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:12,851
Come in.
306
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:19,458
Good morning, sir.
307
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:22,194
And a very nice day
it is, too.
308
00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:26,532
When did the weather
change?
309
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:28,100
Just before dawn, sir.
310
00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:35,274
But it's only 9:00.
311
00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:36,742
Yes.
That's right, sir.
312
00:14:36,810 --> 00:14:38,777
We'll make up for all
the time we lost last night.
313
00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:40,012
We'll fare boldly
along now, sir.
314
00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:48,420
Oh, my God.
315
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:51,357
What am I gonna do?
316
00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:54,059
Good God, what am I gonna do?
317
00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:56,862
Oh, my God.
318
00:14:58,765 --> 00:15:00,466
[Thinking]
What's Ethel gonna say?
319
00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:02,568
I can't tell her
I spent 6 months' savings
320
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:04,203
on a bet on the ship's pool.
321
00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:06,638
I can't keep it a secret.
322
00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:08,140
Well, I'll just
have to tell her
323
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:10,642
to stop drawing checks.
324
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:13,779
What about those
monthly installments?
325
00:15:13,847 --> 00:15:17,983
Oh. That look
when she gets really mad.
326
00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:20,886
The eyes gray
instead of blue.
327
00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:24,056
Oh, my God.
328
00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,924
What am I gonna do?
329
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:35,968
Morning.
330
00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:42,041
Well,
there's no telling
331
00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:43,842
about the weather,
is there?
332
00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:45,644
You can't win now
333
00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:46,979
unless this ship
turns around
334
00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:48,981
and starts
to go backwards.
335
00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:50,916
Ha! Hey,
that's an idea.
336
00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:52,584
Why don't you go up
and ask the skipper
337
00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:54,019
to put the ship
in reverse
338
00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:55,554
and go full steam
astern?
339
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:57,623
You can offer him
10% of the profits.
340
00:15:57,691 --> 00:15:59,258
Ha ha ha.
341
00:15:59,325 --> 00:16:02,861
Hey, now, that's
better, old buddy.
342
00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:04,463
You've just
got to face it.
343
00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:05,597
There's nothing
you can do
344
00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:07,032
to slow this ship
down,
345
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,534
so you just got to
grin and bear it.
346
00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:10,102
I guess so.
347
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:13,672
Good man.
348
00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:20,579
You know, I was
kind of worried
349
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,314
when I saw you
standing that close
350
00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:24,116
to the ship's rail.
351
00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:25,884
Ha ha ha!
352
00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:43,235
Good morning.
353
00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:45,337
Ah, Mr. Botibol.
Good morning to you.
354
00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:46,705
I thought--I guess
I might as well
355
00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:47,973
tear this up now,
huh?
356
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:49,174
Yes. Bad luck.
357
00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:51,076
Ship's picked up
a lot of speed.
358
00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:52,444
Hey, could you
tell me something?
359
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:53,746
How close do you
think I got?
360
00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:54,947
I mean, how long
361
00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:56,682
would the storm
have to have blown
362
00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:59,585
before I had
a chance of winning?
363
00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:02,788
Oh, about an hour,
I suppose.
364
00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:05,224
Yes, if the storm had
lasted for another hour,
365
00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:07,059
We'd never have
made up the time.
366
00:17:16,770 --> 00:17:19,238
[Thinking]
Well, why not?
367
00:17:19,305 --> 00:17:21,640
Why ever not?
368
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:22,741
The sea is calm,
369
00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:24,009
and I won't have any trouble
keeping afloat
370
00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:26,745
until they pick me up.
371
00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:28,814
Let's see.
The ship would have to stop,
372
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,382
and the lifeboat
would have to go back
373
00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:32,918
maybe a half-mile
to pick me up, and--
374
00:17:32,986 --> 00:17:35,854
and then it's still
got to return to the ship.
375
00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:39,491
Now, all of that
has to take at least an hour.
376
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:44,029
It'll knock 30 miles
off the day's run and...
377
00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:46,165
that will do it.
378
00:17:51,705 --> 00:17:53,505
The sooner, the better.
379
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,574
Do it now
and get it over with.
380
00:17:57,377 --> 00:17:58,444
You have to do it soon
381
00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:01,647
because the time limit
is noon.
382
00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:05,517
Yeah. She'll probably do.
383
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,986
She would probably
give the alarm
384
00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:10,823
just as quickly
as anyone else.
385
00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:13,125
But wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
386
00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:15,294
Take your time,
William Botibol.
387
00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:17,763
Take your time.
388
00:18:17,831 --> 00:18:19,231
Check her out.
389
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,234
Make sure.
390
00:18:24,037 --> 00:18:24,970
Hello.
391
00:18:25,038 --> 00:18:27,539
Hello.
392
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,408
My name is Botibol.
393
00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:31,443
"B," Brooklyn,
"O," Oliver,
394
00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:33,012
"T," Tommy,
"I," Idaho,
395
00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:34,680
"B," Brooklyn,
"O," Oliver,
396
00:18:34,748 --> 00:18:36,315
"L" as in love.
397
00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:39,118
Mr. Botibol.
398
00:18:39,185 --> 00:18:40,853
You heard.
399
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,955
I was barely speaking
above a whisper.
400
00:18:43,023 --> 00:18:44,823
Oh, yes. I have
excellent hearing.
401
00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:48,127
I'm often told
I hear things I shouldn't.
402
00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:51,630
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
403
00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:54,500
I'll bet you have
20/20 vision, too.
404
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:57,770
20/20 vision?
405
00:18:57,837 --> 00:18:58,737
Well, I mean, uh--
406
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:02,675
I'll bet
you could see
407
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:04,877
the tiniest speck
at sea.
408
00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:08,080
Why, maybe I could.
409
00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:10,182
What I mean
to say is,
410
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,151
you don't have to
use glasses, do you?
411
00:19:12,218 --> 00:19:13,819
Oh, only for reading,
412
00:19:13,887 --> 00:19:15,921
but then, I really
don't like reading.
413
00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:17,122
In the evenings,
414
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:19,024
Maggie--
we travel together--
415
00:19:19,092 --> 00:19:21,393
she reads to me
before I sleep.
416
00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:23,796
I find it so restful.
417
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,669
Do you have any interest
in the ship's auction?
418
00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:33,505
Auction?
No. What auction?
419
00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:36,975
You know, that funny
old thing after dinner?
420
00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:39,878
They sell tickets
for the bet
421
00:19:39,946 --> 00:19:42,848
on the ship's daily run.
422
00:19:42,916 --> 00:19:43,916
I'll bet if you had
a ticket
423
00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:46,151
with a high number,
you'd be very pleased
424
00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:47,319
if we would make up
some time.
425
00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:49,955
Oh, well, I--
see, I'm very lazy.
426
00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:51,256
I always go to bed
early.
427
00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:52,691
I have my dinner
in bed.
428
00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:55,527
It's so restful
to have dinner in bed.
429
00:19:57,797 --> 00:20:00,566
Well, I have to do my
morning exercises now.
430
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:02,001
You'll forgive me?
431
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:05,070
I never like to miss
my morning exercises.
432
00:20:05,138 --> 00:20:07,106
It was nice meeting you.
433
00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:09,108
Very nice to see you.
434
00:20:09,175 --> 00:20:11,310
Good-bye.
435
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:12,544
Bye-bye.
436
00:21:00,326 --> 00:21:04,396
Aah!
437
00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:14,373
Help!
438
00:21:17,143 --> 00:21:20,346
Help!
439
00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:22,681
Help!
440
00:21:27,387 --> 00:21:30,189
Help!
441
00:21:31,858 --> 00:21:34,360
[Fading]
Help!
442
00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:44,903
Hellllp!
443
00:21:46,573 --> 00:21:48,073
Oh, there you are.
444
00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:50,342
I've been searching
for you everywhere.
445
00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:52,044
I hope you've been
behaving yourself.
446
00:21:52,112 --> 00:21:53,312
It's very odd.
447
00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:55,347
A man jumped
overboard just now
448
00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:57,549
with his clothes on.
449
00:21:57,617 --> 00:21:58,984
Whatever will you
think of next?
450
00:21:59,052 --> 00:22:00,953
He wanted to get
some exercise,
451
00:22:01,021 --> 00:22:02,955
so he jumped in
and didn't bother
452
00:22:03,023 --> 00:22:04,656
to take his clothes
off.
453
00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:06,759
He called out, too.
454
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:08,360
You're hearing things
again.
455
00:22:08,428 --> 00:22:10,462
No, I'm not, Maggie.
456
00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:11,830
Well, you better
come down now,
457
00:22:11,898 --> 00:22:13,132
and please,
458
00:22:13,199 --> 00:22:15,000
don't go wandering
about on deck
459
00:22:15,068 --> 00:22:16,802
without waiting
for me.
460
00:22:16,870 --> 00:22:18,771
Come along.
It's time for your pills.
461
00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:19,705
Yes, Maggie.
462
00:22:22,809 --> 00:22:25,044
I think he took
a liking to me.
463
00:22:25,111 --> 00:22:26,545
Yes. Yes,
I expect he did.
464
00:22:26,613 --> 00:22:29,014
He wanted to know
all about me.
465
00:22:29,082 --> 00:22:31,150
I do believe
he was flirting.
466
00:22:31,217 --> 00:22:32,484
Whatever you say,
dear.
467
00:22:32,552 --> 00:22:34,553
Oh, such a nice man.
468
00:22:34,621 --> 00:22:36,321
He waved to me,
you know?
469
00:22:36,389 --> 00:22:37,523
He waved to me
470
00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:39,124
from the water,
he did.
471
00:22:39,192 --> 00:22:40,592
He did.
472
00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:42,127
Now,
wasn't that kind?
473
00:22:42,195 --> 00:22:44,863
Yes.
He waved.
474
00:22:44,931 --> 00:22:48,300
He waved, waved,
and he waved.
475
00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:50,169
It was kind, Maggie.
476
00:23:57,337 --> 00:24:00,272
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477
00:24:00,340 --> 00:24:02,207
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478
00:24:02,275 --> 00:24:04,209
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