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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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Herschel moved out.
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Oh, Brenda.
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I'm so sorry.
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I think I have a boyfriend.
What's his name?
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Marcus Adam Larson.
He's 11 and a half,
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he has blond hair,
his favorite color's green
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and he's learning
how to skateboard.
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How do you know
he's your boyfriend?
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Because this happened.
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Well, I didn't realize
you had documentation.
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I know.
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ADULT SHELDON: As long as humans
have been on Earth,
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they've had to contend
with viruses.
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And as long
as I've been on Earth,
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I've come up with fun ways
to avoid them.
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I've heard so much about you.
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Apparently not how I feel
about shaking hands.
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ADULT SHELDON: I wear personal
protective equipment...
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You come here
right this instant.
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...and I was social distancing
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before it was cool.
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But in the early '90s,
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a new type of virus
became prevalent.
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One that no amount
of hand-washing could stop.
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A computer virus.
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Oh, no.
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ADULT SHELDON: But let's back up
and begin this story
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in a simpler time,
before an insidious infection
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had upended my life.
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Hey, how has Billy
been lately?
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I don't know.
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Aren't you friends?
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We're like "head nod
in the hallway" friends.
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What's that?
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You see someone in the hallway,
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you give 'em one of these.
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SHELDON:
Ooh, there's
a computer game
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called Railroad Kingdom.
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Can we get it?
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How much is it?
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$49.95.
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Are you crazy?
I'll handle this.
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I am not paying that much
for a game.
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It's not just a game.
It's a cutting-edge simulation
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teaching business skills
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in the golden age of railroads.
It doesn't matter.
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But what if I end up
running a railroad one day
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and don't have
the necessary business skills?
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I think I nailed it
with, "Are you crazy?"
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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MARY: Anyway,
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I just wanted to check in
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and see how
you're holding up.
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Working extra hours,
being a single mother.
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Living the dream.
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MARY: Want me to give you
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a hand straightening up?
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Sure. You got a bulldozer?
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Maybe we just need
to get your mind off things.
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Why don't we go out
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this weekend,
have a girls' night?
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Really?
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Mary Cooper's gonna show me
a fun night on the town?
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Yes.
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Where we going--
bingo at the church?
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Not anymore. (chuckles)
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Why do these games
have to be so expensive?
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At least you have MTV.
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♪ ♪
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All I have is TV.
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Will you please stop focusing on
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what you don't have
and try to focus on
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what I don't have?
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Look, if you really want it,
I know a guy
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who sells bootleg games
for five bucks.
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But that's like stealing.
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Aren't you gonna buy
the game eventually?
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As soon as I save up
enough money.
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So you're just getting it early.
Hmm.
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I suppose an actual
railroad magnate
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would cut some corners.
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Problem solved.
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Look at that-- I don't
even have the game
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and I'm already learning
business skills.
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Cool. (shushes)
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Hey.
Hey.
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Do you have any plans Saturday?
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Why? There a Church thing?
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No.
I'm free.
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Good, because Brenda's
having a rough time
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and I want to show her some fun.
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Fun? (snorts)
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You?
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Yes, me.
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Sorry, that came out wrong.
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I know how to have a good time.
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Of course you do.
That came out wrong, too.
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George.
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Where you gonna take her?
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Well, I haven't decided yet,
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but I did find a coupon
to Muriel's Tea Room.
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Ooh, tea room,
that sounds like a blast.
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Boy, I am not good at this.
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Whatever we end up doing,
Billy's gonna be hanging here
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with Sheldon,
so you need to watch them.
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I'm happy to do that.
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That one sounded pretty good.
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ADULT SHELDON: The next day, Tam showed up
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with the bootleg copy
of Railroad Kingdom.
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I wore my mittens
so as not to leave fingerprints,
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in case it was ever
used as evidence against me.
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Also, Tam had pulled it
out of his gym bag. Ugh.
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I knew it was wrong, but listen
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♪ ♪
to that seductive theme song.
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Hey, can I talk to you?
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What's up?
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Think you could drop me off
at the movies Saturday night?
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I'm seeing Jana.
Can't Mom do it?
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Mom's going out.
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And I kind of want
to go with Marcus.
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Ah. So you're trying
to go on a secret date.
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Kind of.
I don't know
how I feel about this.
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Come on, it's just a movie.
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Have you been out
with him before?
Never alone.
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How old is this boy?
Thirteen.
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Do his parents know about it?
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What are you, Mom now?
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You're my sister.
You and boys is weird.
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Will you take me or not?
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Fine.
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Thank you, thank you, thank you!
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You best not
be hugging him
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like this, or that date's
gonna be over real quick.
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It's nice
you're taking Brenda out.
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I'm glad someone
thinks I can be fun.
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Who said fun?
I said "nice."
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Okay, well, if you're so fun,
where would you go?
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It's not rocket science.
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She just wants to go out to
a bar and have some laughs.
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I can do that.
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You don't sound too sure.
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It's been a while,
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but there's no reason...
You want me to come?
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I'll pay for all your drinks.
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You gonna regret that.
(chuckles)
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ADULT SHELDON: I was so wrapped up in my game
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I didn't even know
where Tam went.
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TAM:
♪ The things you say ♪
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♪ Mm, you're unbelievable,
oh... ♪
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ADULT SHELDON: But I didn't care,
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because I was building
my locomotive empire.
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Little did I know,
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as I was spreading tracks
across North America,
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a computer virus was spreading
itself across my hard drive.
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Next stop: Infection City.
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♪ You're unbelievable... ♪
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I'm leaving soon.
How do I look?
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Good, actually.
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Well, you don't
have to sound surprised.
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Well, it's nice you want
to look good for Brenda Sparks.
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What are you looking for?
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Deck of cards.
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Why? You gonna
play with the kids?
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Of course not. I-I invited
the guys over for poker.
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You're supposed
to be babysitting.
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They don't want me around.
They're gonna be watching TV.
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But do you really
need to be gambling?
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I thought you were
trying to be fun tonight.
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I am.
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Well, this seems
like a good place to start.
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You have a nice time
with your friends.
Thank you.
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But so help me,
if the house smells like cigars
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when I get home,
you will not hear the end of it.
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It's your first day being fun.
Y-You keep trying.
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(sighs)
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SHELDON:
Right now, I'm about to take out
a loan so I can build
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the first railroad line between
the Atlantic and the Pacific.
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Cool.
What do I do?
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You watch me take out a loan
so I can build
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the first railroad line between
the Atlantic and the Pacific.
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Don't you have a game
that two people can play?
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I do, but not one that
lets you take out a loan
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so you can build
the first railroad line
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between the Atlantic
and the Pacific.
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I'll pick Jana up first,
then we'll go get Marcus.
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Okay.
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So what movie we seeing?
What do you mean "we"?
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You think I'm letting you go
to the movies alone with him?
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What do you think's
gonna happen?
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Nothing's gonna happen,
'‘cause I'm gonna be there.
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(groans)
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Relax, I'm not
gonna sit with you.
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I'll be in the back.
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But you'll be watching me?
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Depends.
What movie we seeing?
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Beauty and the Beast.
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(sighs)
I'll be watching you.
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So how come it's taken us
so long to hang out?
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Well... my husband
never left me before.
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We can joke about it?
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Good.
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'Cause that's gonna
make this night way easier.
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Here we go.
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Is that three beers I see?
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It's girls' night out and I said
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I was gonna
show you a good time.
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All right, then, party
girl, give us a toast.
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Oh, um, well, uh...
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Bless these beers
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and the bartender
who poured them.
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Seriously?
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I thought it was good.
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I-I'll handle this.
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To friends.
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(laughs)
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And to Brenda's crap husband
who made this night possible.
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Mom.
It's okay, she said
we could joke about it.
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(mouths)
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You have a serving bowl
I can put these in?
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A serving bowl?
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I didn't realize we were
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playing poker with
Martha Stewart.
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(laughs)
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I will make
civilized men of y'all
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if it kills me.
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I was just laughing
'cause he's my boss.
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I'll get you a bowl.
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Uh, hey, Billy.
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I thought you were playing
computer games with Sheldon.
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I got bored so I came out here.
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Well, you want me to go get him?
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No, I'm fine by myself.
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Where's my serving bowl?
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Uh, hey, Wayne, this is Billy.
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Hey.
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Hello.
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His mama's the one
Mary took out tonight.
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Oh, right.
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Billy, you just
make yourself comfortable,
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watch whatever you want and
help yourself to the fridge.
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BILLY:
Thank you.
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You can't just
leave this kid by himself.
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Why not?
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His father's gone.
He's lonely.
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Well, what do you
want me to do,
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invite him to play poker?
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Hey, Billy, why don't you
come hang with us?
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♪ ♪
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(music slows, distorts)
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What is happening?
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Oh, no.
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(line ringing)
258
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MAN:
Hello, you've reached
the Tandy Tech Support Hotline.
259
00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:49,323
I need help.
I think I have a virus.
260
00:09:49,323 --> 00:09:51,091
I was playing this game,
and then suddenly...
261
00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:54,828
Current wait time is 28 minutes.
262
00:09:54,828 --> 00:09:57,331
♪ So tie a yellow ribbon... ♪
263
00:09:57,331 --> 00:09:59,499
ADULT SHELDON: It wasn't bad enough
I had to wait,
264
00:09:59,499 --> 00:10:01,668
I also had to listen
to rock and roll.
265
00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,177
So...
266
00:10:10,177 --> 00:10:11,979
how serious is it
with you two?
267
00:10:11,979 --> 00:10:14,448
Well, we've held hands,
hugged once,
268
00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:18,051
and we haven't kissed,
but we did share a straw.
269
00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:19,453
Wow, pretty serious.
270
00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:21,054
They haven't even
been on a date yet.
271
00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:24,458
We got pretty serious before
you ever took me on a date.
272
00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:26,226
Cool it with that.
273
00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:30,297
Can I ask a relationship
question?
Of course.
274
00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:31,965
Who said "I love you" first?
275
00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:34,902
Funny you should ask.
276
00:10:38,472 --> 00:10:39,940
Now, I think he cared more about
277
00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:42,676
those stupid chickens
than he did me.
278
00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:43,677
Oh, that's not true.
279
00:10:43,677 --> 00:10:45,412
He took them when he left.
280
00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:47,548
Okay, that's a tough one.
Give me a sec.
281
00:10:47,548 --> 00:10:50,584
Why are we talking about this?
We should be having fun.
282
00:10:50,584 --> 00:10:53,420
Actually, it feels good
to get it off my chest.
283
00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:54,955
Well, let's get into it.
284
00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:57,024
What happened?
285
00:10:57,024 --> 00:11:00,260
If it's another woman, she's a
tramp, and you're way prettier.
286
00:11:01,295 --> 00:11:03,130
No.
Although sometimes
287
00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:05,365
I wish there was.
288
00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:07,501
Then I'd have someone
to be mad at
289
00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:09,636
other than myself.
290
00:11:10,938 --> 00:11:13,440
And here I thought this one
was gonna be the sad sack.
291
00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:14,808
Mom, that is enough.
292
00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:17,978
Oh, there's my little killjoy.
293
00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:20,747
(both laughing)
294
00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:26,987
Do you know anything
about poker?
No.
295
00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:29,590
That's all right,
neither does this guy.
296
00:11:29,590 --> 00:11:31,859
(laughter)
Good one, boss.
297
00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:33,260
This is fun.
298
00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:35,095
Good. Glad you're here.
299
00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:37,998
My dad never let me
play cards with him.
300
00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:39,600
And then he left.
301
00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:44,905
Sorry, are we
still playing?
302
00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:47,341
'Cause I've got
a really good hand.
303
00:11:47,341 --> 00:11:48,375
Tandy Tech Support.
This is David.
304
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:49,476
How can I help you?
305
00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:50,978
Hello, I'm having a problem
306
00:11:50,978 --> 00:11:52,779
with my Tandy 1000SL.
307
00:11:52,779 --> 00:11:53,680
What's going on?
308
00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,415
I think I have a computer virus.
309
00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:57,618
(chuckles)
Well, let's not jump there yet.
310
00:11:57,618 --> 00:11:59,853
Could be lots of things.
What did you see?
311
00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:01,688
Pixels started disappearing,
and then
312
00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:03,757
a message read: "Disk
Destroyer-- your hard drive
313
00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:06,660
is now corrupted."
Yeah, that's a virus.
314
00:12:06,660 --> 00:12:07,928
Oh, dear.
315
00:12:07,928 --> 00:12:09,796
Have you used any
unlicensed software lately?
316
00:12:09,796 --> 00:12:12,766
Um... I'm not sure
I should answer that
317
00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:14,501
without consulting
an attorney first.
318
00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:17,504
Hey, hey, I get it.
I play a lot of games,
319
00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:20,407
not always officially purchased.
320
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:21,675
I'm just here to help
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00:12:21,675 --> 00:12:23,510
get your computer
up and running.
322
00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:25,345
Thank you for
understanding, David.
323
00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:28,182
I'm not usually a rule-breaker,
but it was Railroad Kingdom
324
00:12:28,182 --> 00:12:30,083
and I really wanted it
because I love trains.
325
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,418
And it was $49.95.
326
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:32,819
My mom said
it was too expensive.
327
00:12:32,819 --> 00:12:34,388
And I was
going to buy it eventually,
328
00:12:34,388 --> 00:12:35,889
and Tam said that
was good enough,
329
00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:37,457
so I got a bootleg copy,
and now I have a virus,
330
00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:39,326
which I very much deserve.
331
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:41,995
I'm sorry, who's Tam?
332
00:12:44,398 --> 00:12:46,800
So no one's gonna say anything
for the rest of the night?
333
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:49,236
Wouldn't be the first time
no one's said anything
334
00:12:49,236 --> 00:12:51,004
when the subject of love
came up.
335
00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:53,740
I said something.
That doesn't count.
336
00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:56,043
Missy, if you said
"I love you" to Marcus,
337
00:12:56,043 --> 00:12:59,146
and he said "samesies,"
would you be okay with that?
Well...
338
00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:00,781
And before you answer,
remember who agreed
339
00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:02,015
to take you on a secret date.
340
00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:03,650
Don't ask her, she's a kid.
341
00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:05,919
She held hands
and shared a straw!
342
00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:08,222
You ready to start
dating again?
343
00:13:08,222 --> 00:13:09,823
I think I need some time.
344
00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:13,227
Well, if you change your mind,
there's a gentleman
345
00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:14,494
over here at the bar
who would like us
346
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:17,097
to see his butt crack.
(laughs)
347
00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:21,835
So, then, was there no big
blowup when he left?
348
00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:23,003
Not really.
349
00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:25,506
Well, what happened?
350
00:13:25,506 --> 00:13:29,810
Let's see...
We used to be happy.
351
00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:32,179
Little by little, we weren't.
352
00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:33,981
Then there was bickering,
353
00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:37,484
then there was silence,
and then...
354
00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:40,687
...it was over.
355
00:13:44,258 --> 00:13:45,325
I mean...
356
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:48,328
all couples bicker, right?
357
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,831
You worried about
you and George?
358
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:54,501
Of course.
359
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,136
I'm sure you guys will be fine.
360
00:13:57,704 --> 00:14:00,240
And if it doesn’t work out,
I'd be happy to introduce you
361
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,676
to Butt Crack Bob over here.
(laughs)
362
00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:11,351
Well, I know it's rough,
but my old man left
363
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,053
when I was around
your age. What are you,
364
00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:14,421
about 16, 17?
365
00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:15,923
I'm 12.
366
00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:17,791
Damn.
367
00:14:17,791 --> 00:14:19,459
You know, maybe he doesn't
want to talk about this.
368
00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:22,963
Sometimes it's good
to get stuff off your chest.
369
00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:24,598
My man's been
through a lot.
370
00:14:24,598 --> 00:14:27,234
And we're here for you.
Thank you.
371
00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:29,403
I'm gonna raise.
372
00:14:29,403 --> 00:14:30,804
On the bright side,
373
00:14:30,804 --> 00:14:32,306
you could look after
your mom now.
374
00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:33,473
That's what I did.
375
00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:35,409
Made a man out of me.
376
00:14:35,409 --> 00:14:39,713
You know, Billy, sometimes
these things are for the best.
377
00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:41,415
Why would you say that?
378
00:14:41,415 --> 00:14:45,152
My parents had a bad marriage.
379
00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:46,587
Honestly, it...
380
00:14:46,587 --> 00:14:48,989
it was hard to be around.
381
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,896
Full boat, read 'em and weep.
Come to papa.
382
00:14:57,164 --> 00:14:58,332
Sorry.
383
00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:01,502
Should we just
forget it and go home?
384
00:15:01,502 --> 00:15:02,569
Fine by me.
385
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,238
Does the backseat get a vote?
386
00:15:04,238 --> 00:15:05,472
You put me on the spot.
387
00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:06,840
I never said that
to anyone before.
388
00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:09,943
Me neither,
and it didn't go well.
389
00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:11,578
Samesies.
390
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,447
I'm sorry.
391
00:15:13,447 --> 00:15:15,516
I'm not even sure what
it's supposed to feel like.
392
00:15:15,516 --> 00:15:18,552
Well, if you felt it,
you'd know.
393
00:15:20,254 --> 00:15:21,655
I know that I like you.
394
00:15:21,655 --> 00:15:23,624
A lot.
395
00:15:24,658 --> 00:15:25,959
More than anybody else.
396
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:26,960
Aw.
397
00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:30,163
Really?
398
00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:32,132
Yeah.
399
00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:36,470
By the way,
when Marcus is in the car,
400
00:15:36,470 --> 00:15:39,139
you can't be this lame.
401
00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:41,642
Okay, so what we're gonna
need to do is
402
00:15:41,642 --> 00:15:44,878
wipe your hard drive clean and
reinstall the operating system.
403
00:15:44,878 --> 00:15:46,613
What about all my files?
404
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,048
Do you have everything
backed up?
405
00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:49,750
I back up my files
every Thursday night.
406
00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:51,485
I call it Backup Thursdays.
407
00:15:51,485 --> 00:15:53,954
It's not the catchiest,
but it sums up the situation.
408
00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:55,789
Perfect.
After we wipe your drive,
409
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:57,057
you can restore it,
and you'll be
410
00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:58,992
good as new.
Thank you so much.
411
00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:02,329
No problem. So, start
by turning the computer off
412
00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:03,797
and inserting the DOS disk.
413
00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:06,667
Wait, what if I used
the backup disk
414
00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:08,969
after the virus
was already on the computer?
415
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:12,806
Oh. Uh, then I'm afraid
it's corrupted, too.
416
00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:15,576
But how do I get my files?
417
00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:17,744
You don't.
418
00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:20,147
But I have all my old papers
on there,
419
00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:21,248
my parents' taxes.
420
00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:23,717
I'm sorry.
421
00:16:27,788 --> 00:16:30,591
You ever play football?
No, sir.
422
00:16:30,591 --> 00:16:33,594
Think about it. I will forge
a birth certificate tomorrow.
423
00:16:33,594 --> 00:16:36,530
Dad, something terrible
happened.
What's the matter?
424
00:16:36,530 --> 00:16:38,699
I lost all the files
on my computer.
425
00:16:38,699 --> 00:16:40,834
Oh, well, I'm sure
you can get 'em back.
426
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:42,569
I can't, and It's all my fault.
427
00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:43,971
All right, calm down.
428
00:16:43,971 --> 00:16:45,806
I can't calm down.
This is a disaster.
429
00:16:45,806 --> 00:16:47,741
It'll be okay, Sheldon.
430
00:16:47,741 --> 00:16:49,877
You don’t understand.
They're gone.
431
00:16:49,877 --> 00:16:51,411
And they're gone forever.
432
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:53,213
And no matter what I do,
they're never coming back,
433
00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:55,349
so it won't be okay.
434
00:16:55,616 --> 00:16:58,085
ADULT SHELDON: I wish I could tell you
435
00:16:58,085 --> 00:17:00,287
I realized the cruel irony
436
00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:01,655
of what I had
just said to Billy,
437
00:17:01,655 --> 00:17:03,056
and apologized.
438
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:07,494
But I didn't.
439
00:17:15,169 --> 00:17:16,603
ADULT SHELDON: Like a virus,
440
00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:18,138
heartbreak can also spread.
441
00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:25,879
Once it does,
it's hard to contain.
442
00:17:30,384 --> 00:17:34,054
In some cases you can try
to reboot and start over.
443
00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:42,563
But it makes you appreciate
those early days,
444
00:17:42,563 --> 00:17:46,133
when your hard drive
was clean...
445
00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:52,039
...and the world
was full of possibility.
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