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I like it...
More, darling, more.
Time's over.
Is this enough...
for 15 minutes more?
Ok...
Come on...
What will you do to me?
"Napoleon's offensive"
or "the taking of Sodom and Gomorrah"
No, I'd like "the 8:47 train"
Too long, I'm exhausted.
Give me my money back.
Ok.
Take it.
I'll give it to you if I can clean you.
Ok.
Oh, sweet.
You didn't say that before.
Is always the same.
Do you know what I do for a living?
But I'm not a Gigolo.
I'm a stud who pleases women who can afford it.
So? There are call girls.
Why not a call boy?
Look at her.
Three hours and she still wants more.
I'm tired...
Ah, I almost forgot...
My name's Gerard Casanova.
My phone number is seven million.
or 70 00 000, if you like.
Ladies...
I'm totally yours.
SEXUALLY YOURS
What's up, Mr Gerard? -Keeping on.
Still in the importing business? -More than ever.
What are you importing?
Pleasures.
Always joking!
I put a lot of love in to my work.
You must be tough in business?
More than that, extremely tough.
You're table is ready, Mr Gerard. -Take me there, Maryse.
I need strength.
Yes?
It's me.
I understand, ma'am, but I don't work by night.
Why?
I hate the extra hours.
Triple? so...
Nine hundred?
Nine Hundred francs?
Sure.
Do you have my address?
Perfect.
I'll be waiting.
It's urgent.
My name is Marie-Layre Vermanstein.
My husband doesn't work anymore, my lover doesn't satisfy me anymore.
I want surprises.
Do you have any for me?
Oh, lovely... I didn't get scammed.
I want something great, something never seen before.
I make the rules, I do what I want.
Yes, treat me like a pleb.
Whisky or Beaujolais?
Beaujolais, my athlete.
I love plebs.
So strong, so muscular...
You're going to break my neck. Imbecile.
Are you impressed? I bet you are.
Make a phone call. -Who?
Your husband. -What do I tell him?
Whatever you want. -Did you want something sensational?
Yes. -You'll have it, now, obey.
Is that you, Leon?
Yes, who are you?
I'm your sweetheart.
Good, where are you?
I'm in...
Where?
In paradise.
What are you saying?
Again... What are you doing?
I'm watching wrestling on TV.
Why do you scream? Are there more people?
Yes...
Don't get tired, sweetie.
So...
See you, Leon.
I'll be waiting, see you sweetie.
Have...a good time.
Mr Gerard!
I have to talk with you. -I don't talk with young ladies,
even if they are as gorgeous as you are. -I need you.
I don't.
I need sexual help.
I don't do that. -Yes you do.
Do you know? -Yes.
I've heard about you at the bar.
Two women I know love your skills, but not your prices.
I noted your address and followed you.
So, you're a virgin and don't want to be the inexperienced friend anymore.
No, I've had sex with boys.
With several? -Well, you know, college.
Haven't you waited for sexual education?
Days are too long, and our skirts too short...
What do you want from me? -An orgasm.
Your adventures aren't enough?
Boys talk too much,
And collect girls as stamps,
but they enjoy their motorcycles more.
If I were in their place, I'd ride you.
That's what I'm asking for, I've saved 350 francs.
Don't talk about money. -Yes, business is business.
I offer my body and money for your experience.
One for the other.
Girls today have no morals.
I don't ask for your opinion, just your action.
Ok
Tell me the day and hour.
Saturday, half past five at your place.
Ok.
I don't want to be a simple number in your address book.
I have a name:
C๏ฟฝline.
Nice name. C๏ฟฝline.
Until saturday, Gerard.
Wait for me.
Laveay's room? -212, it has a bathroom.
How much? -125F including breakfast.
Too expensive.
We have rooms with just a lavatory for 55F.
No!
My wife would be upset and that is more expensive.
How many days? -Two.
Ok, they will bring your luggage up. -No! I'll do it.
Just to save the tip!
You'll have more money for your vices.
Thanks for the info. - Gerard is the more popular in Paris.
I'll call you when Maxime leaves.
What do you recommend... for fun?
Advice is expensive now.
I'll do it by myself, then.
I'm going, I will be back late. -When?
At dusk.
Who get's bored without her hubby?
I'll think of you. -Travel makes you horny.
Yes.
Hello, give me 700 00 00.
I'll wait, thanks.
Laveay's room? -212.
The elevator is to your right.
Gerard? -Germaine?
Yes, come in.
I'm from the countryside. From Montely๏ฟฝon.
My husband works in textiles. It's the first time I've cheated on him.
I'm nervous.
Don't worry, you will be relaxed with me.
For my services it's...
400F for half an hour, taxi included.
Cabs are expensive in Paris. -Being quick has its rewards.
Prepare yourself, beautiful lady and wait in bed.
Ok, Mr Gerard. -Be cool.
It's better for what we'll do... honey.
Yes, honey. -I'll be back.
I'm afraid.
If you keep like that, I'll call the police.
A movie kiss, would you like it?
Marlon Brando style, Ok?
Open up! It's me! -My husband!
What do I do? Get under the bed.
Hurry.
The meeting was cancelled, I've lost the whole day.
well...
Not the WHOLE day...
Were you waiting for me? -Yes, my love.
I will be back soon.
Germaine! You took care of everything.
Now he thinks he's Tarzan? What a jerk!
I've never desired you like this...
You're so hot... I like this...
It's never been like this!
I'd have to pay you!
He thinks I'm a whore. What a pig...
HOW TO BE SUCCESFUL IN BUSINESS WITHOUT GETTING TIRED.
I like the effort you put in to this!
He likes the effort I put in to this...
You're so wild! I've found my wild beast.
Ah, the women of Paris.
Ah, the women of Paris.
Ah, the women of Paris.
Do you have a cold? -No.
Does he want to break a record?
I don't like his sweat. It turns me off.
Now my make up! The eye liner is running.
Can't see anything.
Now she closes her eyes, she's satisfied!
I'm a talented wild beast in bed.
Those are all mine. -Yes.
Nice ones... Lovely ones...
Yes.
We're better here than getting bored at Louvre.
Yes.
Yes.
I don't want more sex, to have to pretend, he's looking.
All night long.
I'll make love to you all night long.
Won't we have dinner? -No.
We'll save money too.
Did I hurt you? -Did I hurt you?
Not at all, and you? -Neither.
Who screamed?
We did, honey. Of pleasure!
You know what I'd like? -No.
A foursome.
Like in the movies? -Those things happen only in movies.
At hotels too.
You'll see.
Whisky, as usual? -No, soda.
Difficulties at work? -Not at all.
More work...less alcohol.
I can help you if you need any help.
Let's give it a try. -I don't know about imports, but...
I'm clever.
Too many tips? -Kinda.
But your work is not like mine. -Who knows?
Maybe you are more expert than me. -Don't laugh.
You need three basic skills for my job:
A nice face,
Lots of charm,
And a big...
Really?
For female customers?
Exactly.
But not for everyone. Only for those who pay.
I'll tell you.
No!
Breaking something gives you luck. -Do you think so?
Yes. If you work with me.
A whisky to close the deal? -Two, another for my assistant.
Let's celebrate!
The important thing is... -Is...
Is there.
Oh, this...
Not bragging, but I'm a good size.
My lovers have been pretty satisfied, take a look.
They are easy to please.
Well, all of a sudden... it's like...
Like a little boy's.
Wait a minute, I'll be back soon.
Come with me. -What's up?
Come.
What a lovely place. -Gerard!
Tina! -What's up?
Good, and you?
There's no way to get an appointment with you.
You always call me at the last minute.
You should take care of a good customer like me.
But you have one man already... -Him? He's not worthy.
He's a parasite, I think he's gay too.
So what? -Leave him, come on.
Do it good, Janine, my career depends on this.
I gave you 10.000F.
Yeah, yeah.
Stop Janine, stop! Or my erection will go down!
Impossible this week, next monday?
Must be in the morning. -Perfect, honey.
Tina, 11:30. Ok?
Is it good now?
So good, you'll start tomorrow.
Just to be sure, let's see what an expert says.
Look, Tina.
I need your opinion.
Not bad at all!
Not like yours, honey, but pretty close.
Who is he? -My assistant.
Can I meet the disciple while waiting for the teacher?
Paying before or after? -During...
Yes?
No, i'm not Gerard, I'm his partner.
His body double, But I can be the main role too.
Yes... I'm cute ma'am.
Yes, very strong.
1.90 Metres.
90!
Yes!
A real tarzan!
Ok... Robert.
My name's Robert.
Wait, I'll take note.
Baroness...
Desieux...
Foch Avenue.
Five o'clock.
Ok, see you, Baroness.
Yes, this afternoon.
Who was it? -A Baroness.
Who? -Desieux.
Who's... -For me.
Nice, a good start. -Yes.
I'm happy. -Let's celebate.
Bring a whisky.
With a straw. -Here you are.
You'll be lucky again.
Your appointments:
Two o'clock, that pharmaceutical girl at Straw Street.
I almost forgot it!
Half past five, Miss C๏ฟฝline.
Here's a little present. Is that how you call it, right?
Yes.
Where may I get undressed?
Are you in a hurry? -I don't want to waste your time.
Champagne or whisky?
Coca Cola -I don't have it.
Nothing, then.
Don't you want to get in the mood? -For what?
I'm a natural girl who doesn't need artificial means.
Whatever.
I need something hard, serious and virile.
I want to be yours with my head clear.
Don't you have something happier? -Vivaldi's not sad.
But David Bowie is more modern.
Claude Fran๏ฟฝois? -I said modern, not dumb.
You have music for old ladies only.
What's the matter, how dare you?
My lips are reserved for love. You are rude.
I'm getting nervous.
If you don't like my methods,
If I can't touch you and if you want to give me lessons,
keep your feelings and get fucked by someone else!
That all?
For now... yes.
This is sad.
I was liking it.
Don't try to seduce me.
That is my job.
Not the customer's.
What's wrong?
You're getting naked, I'm doing the same.
You think I could... without warning?
You got me nervous.
It's your job.
Paying or not, a man is a man.
In order to do his job and make a woman happy,
he needs to be horny.
If you know what I mean.
In other words, you can't get a boner.
Well, no!
The snail is in his shell.
Get dressed and get out.
Are you asking me to leave? -If I can't do anything, yes.
What shall we do?
Invite me to dinner.
Your name? -Mr Robert.
Mr Ro... bert what?
Just Ro...bert.
Yes?
Just Mr Ro...bert.
Get out, dumbass.
Baroness.
Come to the point. Kiss me.
Yeah? In public?
So funny! Come on, obey...
So, did Gerard tell you I want something special?
Yeah... I'm aware. -Perfect!
Undress and come back when you're ready.
Ok.
It's a nice place, not like a college dining hall.
It's not like my regular diner neither.
Do you dine alone? -Most of the time.
You know so many women, I thought it was different.
After spending the whole day with customers, dinner with a girl would be hellish.
May I go? -Don't leave.
Hope will go with you.
This date will be expensive, Mr Seducer.
I have money from other women.
What a funny costume.
Are we going to a fancy dress ball? -Shut up or I'll hit you.
Why are you laughing? -It's funny.
Come close, impertinent. -yes.
Take your hat off when talking to me.
On your knees. -Knees?
Obedience is the first virtue of a man.
They said so at military school, but the officer didn't have a body like yours.
Do you like it? -Not much.
Sadly, you'll get more. Shut Up!
Scum!
Did you call me to make love or to insult me?
I thought you was lovely. -Men deserve to be punished.
What a load of crap.
Enough! -I'm leaving.
Get out of the way, sucker!
I see stars...
What's your partner do? -The same as me.
Eating? -Tasting.
May I ask you something?
If I can answer, shoot.
Why does a young, good looking man like you, prostitute himself?
Apart from money. -Money is a key element.
If you do it just for money, you make me sick.
I love women who give me the money.
If you're blaming me, I have some mitigation.
What? -My last name, ancestry.
You can't be Casanova's offspring without having his genes.
It's not an easy name.
I spent my youth surrounded by luxury.
When I was 20 months old, women already loved me.
I was lucky to be born in a bourgeois and wealthy family.
They spoiled me all day long.
My mother,
my babysitter,
my aunt.
Isn't he cute? -An angel...
...fallen from heaven. -They flattered me.
Look at this body.
that chest.
That bottom.
I already turned them on.
It was hard to say no.
Being that young? -You bet.
Looks like his father. -And Uncle R๏ฟฝmi.
How do you know that? -I can imagine.
What a long dick.
Huge!
Maestro!
I'm afraid now. -You won't need any other.
Presumptuous!
When she gave me baths, my babysitter got hot.
From the thrill or the heat, I don't know.
I was a lucky boy.
20 months old and dancing with women.
You wasn't dangerous.
No, but I danced naked with a girl!
And why did you start asking for money. -I'll tell you.
Every night, the same. It's annoying.
I can't help it, Mr Gerard.
I can't go to bed without seeing your beautiful cock.
Seen enough? -No.
It's so cute.
I'll tell my parents about this! -Please, don't.
What can I do for your silence?
Nothing.
Your parents aren't very generous.
And that's how it all began.
Thanks.
Oh, thanks.
And she was thankful too.
A woman paying a man, that's not right.
It doesn't matter. -I'm just a little boy.
Move your fingers, sweetie.
Yeah...
Come on.
More...
Yeah...
Oh, yeah...
Come on.
Like that.
Am I pretty? -Yes.
Fuck me.
Fuck me with all your strength.
Yes, harder, sweetie, harder.
What's your verdict?
Not guilty,
But please quit that sinful business.
Till when?
Until you really love me.
Want more?
Take a breath.
I've really enjoyed paying you.
Can you take the handcuffs off? -I can't feel my wrists.
Five minutes only, then we'll start again.
I start now.
No! I don't...
I like it! Harder!
You make love so good.
Love?
You're cute.
Strong.
Virile.
Nobody has made love to me like you do.
Hail vikings!
I'm leaving. -No, stay!
I'll give you my life. -I have enough with mine.
My fortune. -Now we can talk.
Will you be back? -Yes, to console you.
Will you beat me?
You can book a hospital room!
I like him.
Your c-clothes, sir.
Thank you.
Come with me, I have a nice present for you.
Why?
For doing the same to her. -You too?
Yes.
20 years being her butler, I've aquired her manners.
I need to be dominated.
Are y-you ok?
What are your tastes?
Slap-p-ping and b-beatings.
Where?
In the f-face
Wow.
Didn't you forget something? -Yes.
The tip!
Let's have a drink. -Cool.
In a bar? -No, somewhere else.
Where? -Wherever you want.
Where are you going? -Shopping.
Are you joking? -I wouldn't dare.
Where do you come from? -I don't come from, I get inside...
ID.
ID!
Just what I thought. No ID!
What's in that suitcase? That suitcase!
My ID!
Are you a wrestler? -No, bartender, its written there.
Dangerous job. -Depends on the day.
Where do you live? -22 Cop Street.
Does it exist? -Yes! Look, district 6.
Are these your working clothes?
No, I'm coming from a costume party.
Where? -At...
Who's? Who's?
My lover's.
Is that true? -I swear it, on your hat.
You can go.
I'll stay here.
Go upstairs, I live on the fifth floor.
I know, but I live here.
What?
Yeah, that's right.
Did you think I'd be yours for a small dinner and a walk?
i can't believe it.
I'm a lady and I will only give my body when married.
I've heard a lot of things, but this...
You have a lot to learn from women, honey.
Specially from the ones that don't pay.
Nice dreams.
If you think about me, don't forget where I live.
Third floor.
Casanova, my ancestor. Give me some advice.
Go to bed. -Thanks.
How was your first experience?
I quit in the first round.
very funny.
very funny.
Hey...
A woman named Olga called. She was upset.
She waited for you at ten. It's midnight and she's still waiting.
Shit! I forgot that one.
You can't be at the wedding and baptism at the same time.
What do you mean?
When in love, no one else exists.
Doors will be open and lights off, as usual.
She wants fun in the dark. -I know, she's a maniac.
I've know her for 6 months, and still I can't see her face.
Maybe she's a ghost. -Maybe!
Bye, Dracula.
Later, big boy.
Big boy... My jaw.
Is that you Gerard? -Who else? Forgive my lateness.
You are here, that's what's important.
Come, come sweet.
You have changed your perfume.
It's from India.
Do you like it?
Aphrodisiac.
Makes me want to make love.
Me too.
You are my sheik.
Yes... Yes...
Gerard...
I like it...
Yes...
Yes...
You always give me orgasms.
And with your customers?
A few times.
We're like each other.
We like love for love,
body for body.
What bothers me is the face.
Maybe you're right.
I'd like to touch your face with the lights on.
No.
Never.
Light kills illusions.
Olga,
Aren't you happy?
It's not that.
I hate seeing the face of men while making love.
And after?
I whish I could evaporate, as if nothing had happened.
Are you Ok?
I'm coming... I'm coming.
Why are you dressed like that?
I'm your employee, for good and bad.
Morning is not the best time of the day.
Have breakfast with me.
Sorry sir, I've already had breakfast in the kitchen.
Are you joking?
I'm happy! I feel alive at last!
And that suit?
It will give us distinction when opening the door,
since you have elegant customers.
What's for today?
A quiet day. Appetizer and dinner here at 7 o'clock.
And you?
Same plan.
I have an appointment with the owner of the Salivert shops.
A heavy customer. -Yeah.
I hope I can respond.
You'll take care of my guest, too.
It's not going to be easy.
Difficult situations are your forte.
I'm a slave, sir.
Well paid.
Cool. -I'll take some air.
Let's get everything ready.
You forgot something.
-Good evening, sir. -Hey, buddy.
What do you want?
To talk to Mr Casanova, is he here?
No, but you can leave a message, we're like suit and shirt.
I'm the shirt.
And this? -Nothing but a uniform.
I hate to talk with servants.
Yes.
What do you want?
My bosses are rich.
They have lots of money.
Two women...sisters.
One's 30, the other is 32.
They are beautiful.
With beautiful bodies.
Come on, hot girls.
Their names are Mathilde and Gilberte.
These lovely girls want to taste forbidden pleasures.
Yes.
Cool, do you know our rates?
300F. -Each.
This sunday. -Will cost the double.
In the countryside. -Will be triple.
If we add location and transport, it will cost 5000F.
Expensive, but I guess they'll be Ok. 10 per cent for me?
Of course.
Greetings to Mathilde and Gilberte. -In your name.
Everything's ready.
Hurry up, they will be here in 15 minutes.
And your customer?
She's here in my room.
Didn't you cancel the appointment? -It was impossible.
I'm so beautiful that everybody wants me.
Ok, I don't think I forgot anything.
Alice, my customer has been a widow for 4 years.
She comes every two months and pays really good.
Everything must be perfect. -She's a complicated woman.
She comes here to see me play a role:
Being her husband in their last night of love.
She has never been in love again. She pays for a performance.
I don't think I like that. -Don't be a fool.
Open.
Men like us are meant to be hard to reach.
Mr Clermont's widow.
Gerard, honey...
Kiss me.
Take a seat, my dear lady.
Call me Alice, as my husband did.
I promise I will honour his memory. -I count on that.
Would you like a drink? -A cocktail.
What's Robert's advice?
Chihuahua:
Aquavit, vodka, cloves and a bit of Angostura.
So strong that it brings the dead back to life.
Save your comments.
I'll be as mute as a tomb.
Excuse me.
Stop screwing things up.
I won't talk.
Gerard, dear. Don't leave me.
Sir...
This bottle is dead.
I'll add gin.
Where are we going to travel today?
Austria, Morroco and Russia.
How long will it be?
Endless, just like our love.
I'd like to be in Russia.
May I leave?
I beg you, please.
Yes, sir.
Delicious. -Lovely.
I need you, I want you...
You'll have me, you will...
Who will give Janine some caresses?
Who? -Me!
And who will give Roberto some money to buy sweeties?
Me! Me!
If my mother could see me now...
Attention...
Large asparagus from Argentina.
And tyrolese sauce.
Thanks. -Bravo.
Hope you like it, sir.
You turn me on with that costume.
Those thighs...
Who will have these thighs? -My pants.
This is hot.
I think you'll give me lots of surprises.
These brand new shoes.
Let the game begin.
I love your toes.
What's this? It's exhausting.
Does she want to pee or poo?
No, she wouldn't open her mouth like that.
Nice trick, I'll remember that.
And what do you do with her ears? No, this...
Do I bring the next dish? Or do I make the bed?
Next dish.
Am I the favorite of the harem?
Fuck me...
Fuck me...
Fuck me...
I've to see to the couscous.
My country's couscous.
I'm not hungry, let's have the dessert.
Did you hear, Ahmed? -I'll put it back in the can.
Bring the dessert, hurry. -Yes, sir.
Oh, today or tomorrow?
Shit!
This girl is hot.
He's cute, expensive but cute.
His skin is so smooth, and smells so good.
What's he waiting for?
Let's start... Caress first.
Original, but not so much.
I'm hot. I'm hot.
Now this is good.
I could have been a gynaecologist.
Come...
Is this the famous "warrior's break"?
Not bad at all.
She's not bad, she could have my job too.
Yeah, laugh...
I want to see you in my pants.
Good.
Women want everything.
In a classic position, I play something classical.
You deserve it. -Shut the fuck up.
"You abandoned me, I'm in the bathroom, Janine"
Are you alone? -Janine's in the bathroom.
Alice too.
What's up? -Come here!
Who is it? -Open.
Come with me.
Sad, they had interesting ideas.
No... -Open!
Always me...
Good night.
Sir, is Alice Clermont here? -Yes.
I'm here to pick her up.
But...who are you?
Henri de Clermont, her husband.
Don't worry dear, it will be a great day.
You'll see those eyes...
Don't worry dear, it will be a great day.
You'll reach the sky...
Don't worry dear...
If they call me, I'm on holiday.
And I'm in a slimming clinic.
So good...
See you, exploiter.
Don't worry dear, take your panties off.
I'll show you paradise.
Hi, dear.
I'm going to the woods. -I'm going with you.
I lied.
There's no surprise coming from a woman.
I wear pants at college and never made love.
I don't like young men.
But you have saved enough money to have a great time with me.
That's a lie too.
I've been living here for 3 years, and I see you everyday.
I'm in love with you.
I've never seen you. -That's why I made up this role.
I pretended to be a customer, and you noticed me.
You're a strange little girl. -Hold me tight.
Don Juan, the nice gigolo falls in to a young lady's arms.
Biologically, I'm already a woman.
Aren't you disgusted about my job?
You'll leave your filthy job to get married to me.
I'll take you at your word.
I hope you will. As soon as possible.
Do you really like me?
I love you. And you?
I waited for you, but with no hope.
And your job?
I'll quit tomorrow.
It will be my last piece of work. In the countryside.
Promise me. -I swear.
For?
For our love.
Hurry! Come and get us!
Hurry!
Sportsmen are such a turn on.
I like love, come and get us!
Who's going with Gilberte?
Who's gonna fuck Mathilde in the woods?
We will.
In lousy conditions...
25 Kilometers...
Riding these bikes like assholes!
If I knew this... -It's all your fault.
Don't get angry, Gerard, your blood pressure...
I ride customers, not bikes!
Cheer up, today you're going to have both.
Very funny.
Say hi to the champ!
Come on!
You're a couple of bums. Faster!
Stop, I can't go on any more! Stop!
I stop when I want!
Stop!
Stop!
My God, I hope he's alright...
Poor thing...
Are you ok? -My leg hurts.
Ernest, stay with Robert.
Gerard...Gilberte and I are going to pick some flowers.
-How do you feel? -I'm in perfect shape.
I was a paratrooper for 3 years.
Go with them.
No way, let Gerard do the work.
It's not fair. -He deserves it for yelling at me.
So, I'll pay you half of the price. -if you do, forget your 10%.
And you'll get a punch, too.
Maybe you didn't know, but I was a boxer.
Me too! -Oh, yes?
Do you want the same as your sister?
Yes, we like it that way. We don't want to get pregnant.
And the pill? -Makes us fat.
Fat?
Hurry up.
Do you recant yourself? -No!
If you don't, I'll speed up.
No, you are an asshole! A big asshole!
You asked for it!
No!
Who's the asshole?
Me! Me!
Who's the big asshole?
Me! Me!
Who's goning to be sorry for thinking that I'm an asshole?
Me.
Me again.
Are you ok with me asking for my part of the fee?
Sure, you will get it.
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Was the wait too long? -It was great!
Cut the crap: The money.
Why are you laughing?
Because this is all a farce, nothing is real!
There's no castle. I'm not a real driver.
I'm Carrousel's doorman. These bills are fake.
And regarding Mathilde and Gilberte...
They are not women!
They are transvestites!
What?!
We did it pretty good!
These women are... -Yes, and me too!
Gerard, I've something tell you tonight.
One moment, please.
Thanks.
When will you get married? -As soon as possible.
Shut up or I'll beat you. -Oh, yes, my Hercules.
Not here.
This is happening to me.
Don't worry, I'll find another one for you.
Thanks, Henri.
Now that he has left me, you can start working.
I won't maintain you without working.
Now? In bed?
I want to do my labours as a husband.
At last!
A customer? -I don't think so.
Business is finished,
Forever.
I'll open it.
Yes?
Is here.
It's me.
I'll call you as we arranged, but don't know what to say.
You ask the questions, I'll do the answers. I'm lost.
Ok, Mr Roland.
Tomorrow at Four o'clock, Foch Hotel as usual.
Yes dear, I'll wear my boots and black stockings.
See you tomorrow, dear.
You too...?
Yes, my love.
Since you quit doing business...
One of us has to work to make a living.
prisak~~{HKRG}
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