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All right, time to eat, pigs!
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Each of the animals gets a ladleful.
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Hey! What do yo say, pig?
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Thank you.
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You got to demand their respect.
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They're all murderers,
thieves, and perverts.
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The toughest,
baddest men around.
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If you get soft with
them for a moment
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they'll cut your throat.
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Now this one is a very,
very special case.
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Watch what I do.
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Fill 'er up.
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What do you say?
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Why is she in that contraption?
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That's Callisto.
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She's the worst of the worst.
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Already crippled three guards.
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Never let her out of that thing.
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Come on
what do you say?
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I say, before I kill you,
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I'm going to make
you squeal like a pig,
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you fat, pathetic piece of dung.
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I've put up with
your lip for too long!
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Now what do you got to say?!
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Thank you.
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See, respect I demand it I get it.
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This is my lucky night.
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Luck be a lady tonight!
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You lose.
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Get her!
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Callisto! Callisto! Callisto! Callisto!
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Here, piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy.
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Let them all out.
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The healthy ones
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will be the beginning
of our new army.
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and the weak ones
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put them out of their misery,
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Theodorus bring that with you.
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I know someone it
will look perfect on.
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Callisto! Callisto! Callisto! Callisto!
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Hello, Perdicus.
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Not the smartest
way to pay us a visit.
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Perdicus!
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I just had to see something.
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What?
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Your face.
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I haven't stopped thinking
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about you since the
last time I saw you.
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Gabrielle we've always been close.
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You were my closest friend.
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And, well
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Gabrielle,
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will you be my wife?
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What have you been doing
since you left Troy?
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Fighting.
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That's all I've been doing,
it seems.
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After Troy, I wandered
into another war.
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One day, I killed three men.
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I started to have
dreams about
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all the men whose
lives I'd taken.
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I couldn't stand it.
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One night
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I had my dagger
at my heart.
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Then I saw something.
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What?
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Your face.
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Perdicus,
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I don't know if I'm really
who you think I am.
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I mean, I fight.
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But you never kill.
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I know that.
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Gabrielle we were
to be married once.
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And you decided that
that wasn't to be.
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And you were right.
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You were right.
I wasn't ready, either.
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But I am now.
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I love you
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and if you'll take me
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I want you to be my wife.
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I'm sorry.
I just excuse me, OK?
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The barrel's ribbed with iron.
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I know that!
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That's why I chose it!
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Anybody can split an
ordinary barrel in two!
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But, Joxer the Magnificent
chose an iron-ribbed one!
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You see I like the challenge
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of choosing the hardest opponents,
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The toughest,
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the most vicious opponents.
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Like them.
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Right, just whoa! Whoa! Callisto!
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Don't make me hurt you.
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Joxer the last time I saw you,
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you wanted to join my army,
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and now you want to fight me?
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I am so disappointed.
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well I turned good just like Xena.
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Yeah? Well, I haven't.
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Be a dear,
and deliver a message
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to the good Xena for me
will you?
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Sure.
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Tell her this.
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She should have killed me
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when she had the chance.
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For every drop of innocent blood
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I shed from here on out
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is on her hands as well as mine.
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OK.
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Good boy.
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Come!
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Bye.
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So, what's your answer.
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No, of course.
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Why don't you tell him?
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I'm waiting for the right time.
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He's a good man.
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He is. He's so
sensitive and kind.
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You know I've never
known anyone
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that I've ever been
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so comfortable around
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besides you.
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Look, Gabrielle if it's me
you're worried about,
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let me set your mind at rest.
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Seeing you happy will make me happy.
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And if that means settling
down with Perdicus,
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then you have my blessing.
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Xena! Xena!
It's Callisto!
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She's out!
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I've missed you, Xena.
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You never wrote.
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Don't move, pretty.
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That sentimental side of you is
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a real problem now, isn't it?
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You fight with your heart.
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That gives me advantage over you.
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I no longer seem to have one.
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I'm not gonna kill you, now oh, no.
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I first going to kill your soul
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just like you killed mine.
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See you soon, my sweet
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Help!
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Help!
My baby!
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Gabrielle!
Thanks!
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I can't do this anymore.
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If you don't wanna come with me
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it's not gonna change
the way I feel about you.
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I love you more than anything.
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But I'm done fighting.
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I'm going home.
But
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Where's he going?
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The answer's 'yes,' Xena.
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I'm gonna marry him.
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May the winds bring
forth also good fortune.
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May the same force that molded
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the beauty of these rose petals
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bless your union for eternity.
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I love you, Gabrielle.
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I'm so happy.
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Oh, Xena.
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Congratulations.
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Xena.
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Perdicus,
congratulations.
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Thank you.
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Xena.
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Before we go,
I need to speak with Xena.
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I'm sorry.
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Take your time.
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Joxer.
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Take a walk.
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Oh, right.
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Hey Perdicus.
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I'm so happy for you.
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I'm gonna miss you so much.
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Hey, it's not like we'll never
see one another again.
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I'll visit you all the time.
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You promise?
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I'll be knocking on
your door so often,
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you'll be sick of me.
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never.
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Listen
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You know,
I think I fell in love with him at Troy.
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No kidding.
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Gabrielle
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I am not going to
let you say goodbye.
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That's not what this is.
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We'll see one another again soon.
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You ready, sweetheart?
Shall we?
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Goodbye, Gabrielle.
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You're gonna miss her,
aren't you?
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I'm more worried about
her missing me, though.
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She's gonna be all alone.
I have you.
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That makes you happy?
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Very
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if we have a daughter,
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- do you think we can name?
- Xena
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I wouldn't have
it any other way.
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Perdicus?
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I've, I've never been
with a man, before.
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Have you?
Been with women?
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well I was
I was a soldier, and
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I don't need to
hear anymore.
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Does that bother you
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that I've, I've been
with other women?
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A little.
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But I guess one of us
should be good at it.
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I never said that
I was good at it.
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Hello, Theodorus.
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We've been through
all this before.
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But in case you don't
remember the details,
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you'll be dead in seconds
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if you don't tell me
where Callisto is.
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I don't know where she is.
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Wrong answer.
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That's the truth!
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She left hours ago.
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Come on,
Theodorus.
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She knew I was coming.
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She's much too good a hostess
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not to be here to greet me.
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I'm telling you the truth.
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When I told her you were
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travelling without Gabrielle
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she said, 'Perfect,' and left.
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Perdicus I know what love is, now.
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It's life.
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Everything is united by love alone.
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love, love, love, love.
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Oh, it unites, you're right.
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And hate divides.
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Let's see which one's stronger,
shall we?
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What do you want?
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We're unarmed.
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Good that makes things
simple then, doesn't it?
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Perdicus!
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Perdicus?
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Nighty-night.
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I longed to see you wailing
over the body of your friend.
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Well, it's not going to happen.
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No! No!
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Perdicus.
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That'll do.
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No, Perdicus! Oh! No! Xena!
Oh, no! Oh, no, no,
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Perdicus.
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That's the last one.
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What do you mean?
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From here on out
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all I want on my hands
is Callisto's blood.
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Gabrielle leave Callisto to me.
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You need time to mourn.
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I have the rest of my life to mourn.
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I want to see her dead.
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Gabrielle.
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In the morning,
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I'm going after her.
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Now, the question is,
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are you going to
come with me, or not?
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Gabrielle.
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Is is time?
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Yes.
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I'm ready.
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Gabrielle, when we find her,
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don't go up against
her one on one.
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You'll be dead in seconds.
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If she dies with me
that'll be fine.
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Not with me it won't.
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Besides, she'd chop
you into little
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pieces before you even
struck a first blow.
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That's because
you never taught me
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how to use a sword.
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Now, that's going to
change right now.
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I want a lesson.
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No.
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Why?
275
00:23:21,847 --> 00:23:23,126
Because I won't help
you destroy
276
00:23:23,126 --> 00:23:25,246
all the ideals that you live by.
277
00:23:25,721 --> 00:23:27,566
My ideals were a lie.
278
00:23:28,607 --> 00:23:30,873
I thought love was the
strongest power on Earth.
279
00:23:32,358 --> 00:23:33,609
What a fool.
280
00:23:34,674 --> 00:23:36,749
Love is helpless in
the face of cruelty.
281
00:23:38,171 --> 00:23:39,457
Gabrielle,
if you're taken over
282
00:23:39,457 --> 00:23:42,419
by hatred Callisto wins.
283
00:23:43,704 --> 00:23:45,254
I've got news for you, Xena.
284
00:23:45,671 --> 00:23:46,816
She's already won.
285
00:23:48,591 --> 00:23:50,300
Now, show me
how to use a sword.
286
00:23:51,873 --> 00:23:52,645
Not a chance.
287
00:23:53,979 --> 00:23:55,821
Xena!
288
00:23:56,672 --> 00:23:57,542
Teach me.
289
00:24:00,134 --> 00:24:00,705
No.
290
00:24:04,764 --> 00:24:05,638
Teach me.
291
00:24:07,843 --> 00:24:09,187
Teach me!
292
00:24:11,333 --> 00:24:12,220
Teach me!
293
00:24:14,576 --> 00:24:15,734
I won't do it.
294
00:24:16,782 --> 00:24:18,674
Xena, wake up
and look around you!
295
00:24:19,060 --> 00:24:20,646
The little innocent
Gabrielle is dead,
296
00:24:20,646 --> 00:24:21,927
and there's no
getting her back.
297
00:24:26,702 --> 00:24:28,202
Just teach me
how to use a sword,
298
00:24:28,202 --> 00:24:30,016
so, at least I stand a
fighting chance.
299
00:24:32,812 --> 00:24:33,577
Please.
300
00:24:39,697 --> 00:24:41,481
All right, pick it up.
301
00:24:47,415 --> 00:24:47,807
First thing,
302
00:24:47,807 --> 00:24:50,472
is that your sword is not a staff.
303
00:24:51,864 --> 00:24:53,737
You have to learn how
to parry so you can look
304
00:24:53,737 --> 00:24:54,769
for an opening.
305
00:24:55,301 --> 00:24:56,430
And keep eye contact.
306
00:24:56,430 --> 00:24:58,009
That's how you anticipate
the next move.
307
00:24:59,730 --> 00:25:00,322
OK.
308
00:25:03,538 --> 00:25:04,042
Again.
309
00:25:05,199 --> 00:25:06,030
Again.
310
00:25:06,962 --> 00:25:07,637
Again!
311
00:25:10,921 --> 00:25:11,586
I'm gonna kill her.
312
00:25:12,321 --> 00:25:12,889
Again!
313
00:25:13,774 --> 00:25:14,293
Teach me.
314
00:25:14,663 --> 00:25:15,229
Teach me!
315
00:25:17,340 --> 00:25:17,945
Teach me.
316
00:25:18,604 --> 00:25:20,682
Again. Again!
317
00:25:22,602 --> 00:25:23,448
Teach me how to kill her, Xena.
318
00:25:26,845 --> 00:25:29,290
I'm gonna cut her open
and watch her bleed.
319
00:25:29,702 --> 00:25:30,633
I'm gonna kill her, Xena!
320
00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:33,747
Teach me how to kill her.
321
00:25:53,041 --> 00:25:55,407
A beverage, my Queen.
322
00:25:55,407 --> 00:25:57,996
You know I don't drink
intoxicants Theodorus.
323
00:25:58,761 --> 00:26:00,559
I thought maybe just this once.
324
00:26:01,966 --> 00:26:06,201
No I like to experience life
in all its agonizing glory.
325
00:26:06,201 --> 00:26:08,593
I don't want to dull the
sensations in any way.
326
00:26:13,453 --> 00:26:14,686
What?
327
00:26:15,405 --> 00:26:17,688
You're not falling in love
with me, are you?
328
00:26:19,263 --> 00:26:20,608
And what if I was?
329
00:26:20,945 --> 00:26:22,414
I'd have to kill you.
330
00:26:23,098 --> 00:26:24,606
Love is a trick that nature plays to
331
00:26:24,606 --> 00:26:26,207
get us to reproduce.
332
00:26:27,484 --> 00:26:29,126
I want no part of it.
333
00:26:31,515 --> 00:26:32,410
Where is she?
334
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:34,265
She should be back by now.
335
00:26:36,722 --> 00:26:37,332
I'm going.
336
00:26:38,030 --> 00:26:39,298
No, you're not.
337
00:26:41,504 --> 00:26:42,726
They're haveing
a party up there.
338
00:26:42,726 --> 00:26:43,627
If we wait until dawn,
339
00:26:43,627 --> 00:26:45,034
half of them will be
passed out.
340
00:26:45,453 --> 00:26:47,506
And then, I'm going in
after Callisto.
341
00:26:48,250 --> 00:26:49,649
I found an unguarded passage.
342
00:26:50,289 --> 00:26:51,552
What am I supposed to do?
343
00:26:51,899 --> 00:26:52,924
Stay here.
344
00:26:53,321 --> 00:26:54,722
If Callisto comes out,
345
00:26:54,722 --> 00:26:55,782
I won't be far behind,
346
00:26:55,782 --> 00:26:57,522
and don't try and take
her on one on one.
347
00:27:00,179 --> 00:27:01,273
I don't think so.
348
00:27:02,633 --> 00:27:03,786
Listen, if you really
want Callisto
349
00:27:03,786 --> 00:27:05,283
to get what's coming to her,
350
00:27:06,052 --> 00:27:07,540
you do it my way.
351
00:27:18,051 --> 00:27:21,983
If anyone's listening you know,
352
00:27:21,983 --> 00:27:23,795
I'm not much for praying.
353
00:27:24,371 --> 00:27:26,214
But I don't know what else to do.
354
00:27:29,533 --> 00:27:31,329
I was ready to give up once,
355
00:27:32,673 --> 00:27:35,455
and, and Gabrielle
came into my life.
356
00:27:37,266 --> 00:27:38,462
Please
357
00:27:40,612 --> 00:27:41,721
don't let that light that shines
358
00:27:41,721 --> 00:27:43,704
out of her face go out.
359
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:49,048
I couldn't stand the darkness
that would follow.
360
00:27:58,299 --> 00:27:59,208
Xena.
361
00:28:02,636 --> 00:28:03,731
You were right.
362
00:28:04,542 --> 00:28:05,731
I need to mourn.
363
00:28:10,263 --> 00:28:11,576
I'm going home.
364
00:28:12,147 --> 00:28:15,044
Yes yeah, that's the best
thing to do.
365
00:28:15,279 --> 00:28:16,456
Rest
366
00:28:17,454 --> 00:28:18,840
grieve.
367
00:28:20,545 --> 00:28:22,363
I'll take care of Callisto,
I promise.
368
00:28:23,341 --> 00:28:24,383
I know.
369
00:28:28,358 --> 00:28:28,896
But, if you don't mind,
370
00:28:29,177 --> 00:28:30,801
I think I'll set out right now.
371
00:28:33,075 --> 00:28:34,016
OK.
372
00:28:36,249 --> 00:28:37,265
Goodbye.
373
00:28:53,957 --> 00:28:54,924
It's time.
374
00:28:57,891 --> 00:28:58,470
You know, Xena,
375
00:28:58,470 --> 00:28:59,318
I know you don't think
376
00:28:59,318 --> 00:29:01,392
very much of me and that's fine.
377
00:29:01,906 --> 00:29:03,470
But I care about Gabrielle, too.
378
00:29:04,163 --> 00:29:05,522
And I would do anything
to avenge her loss,
379
00:29:05,522 --> 00:29:07,298
including sacrificing my own life.
380
00:29:08,727 --> 00:29:10,185
You've got a good heart,Joxer
381
00:29:11,462 --> 00:29:12,225
but take my advice,
382
00:29:12,225 --> 00:29:14,447
and keep it far away
from Callisto.
383
00:29:55,269 --> 00:29:56,865
No look, you promise me.
384
00:29:57,161 --> 00:29:58,166
If something happens to me,
385
00:29:58,166 --> 00:29:59,901
you will not become a monster.
386
00:30:00,213 --> 00:30:01,231
But you never kill.
387
00:30:02,465 --> 00:30:03,144
I know that.
388
00:30:04,393 --> 00:30:05,254
I love you.
389
00:30:06,462 --> 00:30:09,129
Don't let that light that shines
out of her face go out
390
00:30:20,347 --> 00:30:21,760
I don't understand you.
391
00:30:23,333 --> 00:30:23,865
After all
392
00:30:23,865 --> 00:30:26,883
I did you still can't kill me.
393
00:30:27,538 --> 00:30:31,254
I won't take a life
even yours.
394
00:30:34,942 --> 00:30:36,223
I'd rather die.
395
00:30:37,946 --> 00:30:39,423
Oh, but you will.
396
00:30:41,819 --> 00:30:42,947
Get it over with.
397
00:30:44,412 --> 00:30:46,007
Oh, no, no, no, no.
398
00:30:47,086 --> 00:30:50,126
I'm going to make a grand
show of your death.
399
00:30:52,416 --> 00:30:56,060
And I'll need an audience
who will truly appreciate it.
400
00:31:13,270 --> 00:31:14,599
Don't move!
401
00:31:21,881 --> 00:31:23,239
Welcome.
402
00:31:40,848 --> 00:31:42,357
It's a nice fit,
don't you think?
403
00:31:42,583 --> 00:31:43,865
Don't get too fond of it.
404
00:31:44,964 --> 00:31:46,904
How are you gonna get
out of this one, Xena?
405
00:31:48,614 --> 00:31:50,069
It ain't over
till it's over.
406
00:31:50,714 --> 00:31:51,989
Oh, but it will be, soon.
407
00:31:52,646 --> 00:31:53,833
You're about to
watch the friendship
408
00:31:53,833 --> 00:31:55,780
of your life go up in smoke.
409
00:32:00,841 --> 00:32:02,236
I envy her in a way.
410
00:32:03,060 --> 00:32:05,005
She gets to leave
this life so pure.
411
00:32:06,542 --> 00:32:08,122
I wonder if I could
have been her.
412
00:32:13,186 --> 00:32:14,234
Burn her.
413
00:32:33,335 --> 00:32:34,722
Oh, don't bother
struggling, Xena.
414
00:32:34,722 --> 00:32:37,477
Be thankful for that
beautiful throne.
415
00:32:38,538 --> 00:32:40,520
It'll give you peace
if you let it.
416
00:32:51,055 --> 00:32:52,409
I'm coming, Xena!
417
00:33:03,503 --> 00:33:05,723
What could you possibly
have been thinking?
418
00:33:10,053 --> 00:33:11,268
I'm here to save my friends.
419
00:33:16,786 --> 00:33:18,072
That's all it'll take.
420
00:33:29,050 --> 00:33:30,144
She's escaping!
421
00:33:32,309 --> 00:33:33,841
Don't just stand there,
get her!
422
00:33:59,898 --> 00:34:00,910
Run for your lives!
423
00:34:05,070 --> 00:34:06,105
Somebody,
stop her!
424
00:34:06,105 --> 00:34:08,168
Get away while you can!
425
00:34:29,788 --> 00:34:32,099
Oh, how I do love
watching you work.
426
00:35:14,873 --> 00:35:16,678
Looks like we're
at a standstill.
427
00:35:18,319 --> 00:35:20,460
How good are you
at chariots, Xena?
428
00:35:30,898 --> 00:35:31,829
Get her, Xena!
429
00:35:54,058 --> 00:35:55,102
Get on, yah!
430
00:36:15,511 --> 00:36:17,748
Callisto! Yah!
431
00:37:29,609 --> 00:37:31,624
Enjoying the ride, Xena?
432
00:37:45,060 --> 00:37:46,701
Want to go faster?
433
00:38:32,770 --> 00:38:35,165
We're both gonna die, Xena.
434
00:38:35,165 --> 00:38:36,368
How wonderful.
435
00:38:36,827 --> 00:38:38,130
We can spend the rest of
436
00:38:38,130 --> 00:38:40,102
eternity in Tartarus, together?
437
00:38:40,708 --> 00:38:44,326
Always the optimist.
438
00:38:58,074 --> 00:38:59,931
Oh, you're good, Xena.
439
00:39:22,176 --> 00:39:26,856
Xena help me.
Xena! Xena.
440
00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:29,549
Please Xena.
Help me please?
441
00:39:36,286 --> 00:39:37,871
You can't just let me die,Xena.
442
00:39:38,756 --> 00:39:40,509
Xena. Xena.
443
00:39:41,367 --> 00:39:49,467
I'm counting on you.
Help me. Help me!
444
00:39:49,942 --> 00:39:54,618
Help me! Xena!
445
00:40:19,501 --> 00:40:21,226
Oh honestly,
how bad is it?
446
00:40:22,020 --> 00:40:22,982
Terminal.
447
00:40:23,649 --> 00:40:24,794
No, really.
448
00:40:25,776 --> 00:40:28,633
Not bad.
But it'll leave a nice scar.
449
00:40:30,479 --> 00:40:32,161
Joxer,
you're a brave man.
450
00:40:32,984 --> 00:40:34,227
I mean
451
00:40:35,275 --> 00:40:35,713
You know, Xena,
452
00:40:35,713 --> 00:40:37,228
I was thinking a
warrior of my quality
453
00:40:37,228 --> 00:40:38,852
should let you off the hook.
454
00:40:39,319 --> 00:40:40,648
I'm setting off on my own.
455
00:40:42,319 --> 00:40:43,151
I'm sorry.
456
00:40:44,975 --> 00:40:45,994
I'll live.
457
00:40:50,795 --> 00:40:55,781
Joxer the Good the Warm;
458
00:40:56,888 --> 00:40:57,851
Joxer the Valiant.
459
00:41:05,367 --> 00:41:06,842
What were you doing?
460
00:41:07,713 --> 00:41:08,811
Loving him.
461
00:41:11,067 --> 00:41:12,940
He'll hear your thoughts.
462
00:41:13,585 --> 00:41:14,882
I know forever and never
463
00:41:15,322 --> 00:41:16,690
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