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Wanna try it again?

OK

I hate it when you do that I have to practice

Not on my horse

I wish the two of you would just get along

It's not like we're at constant war or anything

Argo doesn't like me

Sometimes you have to have patience with things that annoy you

Oh, I never said she annoyed me

I wasn't talking to you

Oh, funny,very, very funny

There's a road on the other side of those trees

I'll meet you there bring Argo

You go on We'll catch up

Be nice Make sure the saddle's tight

Make sure the saddle's tight?

Hey!

Are you Xena?

Yes

Thank the gods

Sorry

Talmadeus is trying to take

Lord Seltzer

He's attacking the factory

You have to save him

Calm down Who's Lord Seltzer?

He's the most wonderful

giving unselfish man the gods ever sent to our valley

Hey,this is good

See,I knew we could get along

Please

Xena will be so surprised

You stupid, conniving, four-foot daughter of a, mare?!

All right

We have him!

Talmadeus will reward us all tonight

You see,he wanted your head by nightfall

It's gonna be the centerpiece on his dinner table

Wouldn't he like a nice bunch of flowers, instead?

Orchids are lovely this time of year

And I look terrible with an apple in my mouth

Burn it down!

Swords!

Xena!

Oh, Xena! A little help here!

Important person being kidnapped!Hello!

To make this work we have orders for this water

We need back-up

You know what this is? It's water,fizzy water

He's making money selling water

Salmoneus!

Ix-nay on the Almoneus-Say

Here, I'm known as 'Lord Seltzer'

Salmoneus--

Why is Talmadeus after you?

He's after my secret elixir

You see, when I came to this town,

the people had no zip, no energy

I mean, let's face it,their get up and

go just kind of lay there and Ptthhh!

But after my magic elixir they felt better

Productivity went up living conditions improved

What did you sell to Talmadeus?

Me? I never sold! I,all right, one little transaction

I, I,I sold him some

ah,talcamite swords and belt buckles

What's talcamite?

It looks and feels like metal until it gets wet, and then it dissolves

Well, how did I know it was gonna rain on the big battle?!

Anyway, the swords and belt buckles melted

One big, naked defeat?

It wasn't pretty He's not gonna stop until he has me

drawn and quartered You've gotta get me out of here,please

We're not leaving these people at the mercy of Talmadeus

he'll kill them all

Xena, please

Oww! Gorney!

Watch that water pressure, will ya?!

If you want something done right you gotta buy the right people

How does he manage to do that? Stay alive

He must have a guardian Moray or something

OK, so, what's the plan?

The plan is to make Talmadeus realize what he's up against

Lord Talmadeus

Where is Salmoneus?

We had him at his factory when this,this woman showed up

She fought with the strength of Ares and the speed of Hermes

Xena!

I must have Salmoneus

Is that wise? I mean, with Xena in the picture

What if she wants Salmoneus, too?

This man's blood is mine, not Xena's

He made defeat out of certain victory;

he made a fool of my army he made a fool of me!

If I have to go through a dozen Xena's

to get my hands on his scrawny neck I will!

Stay in formation! Keep your eyes open!

Yes, sir

Xena!

Something's wrong

What's happening?

No!

I'm the man who killed Xena!

OK

Go, Argo

Go! Go! Go!

Did you see that?I had her I had her

Maybe it's a trap

No, I saw the fear in her eyes She's run for her life

This was really a stupid time to try to keep something from me

I didn't know how much Talmic poison was on the dart

It doesn't matter

If there was even a chance of your being sick, you should've told me

You could've gotten killed!

Gabrielle-- yell at me later

How bad is it?

I still don't know

My legs are almost useless I can't feel my feet

My arms'll probably go next

You're gonna pull through, right? I mean, it's not

It's gonna get worse before it gets better

OK,I've been thinking about things and I've made some decisions

You have?

Yes Somebody has to take charge

Someone has to have the initiative to get us out of this mess

Somebody has to take command

Now,any ideas where we can find this person huh?

We've got the person Xena's gonna be all right

Yeah, I know that you know that;

but, Talmadeus has a different slant on the thing

He thinks you are well, the way you are

Then, we'll just have to convince him that I'm OK

Uh-huh,and you propose to do that exactly how?

Oh, no

So, what do you think?

OK, so it's a little bigUh, well, tighten it for me

Talmadeus is sure to attack us and when he does, we'll be ready

When Gabrielle makes her appearance as me it should be enough

So, I just stand there and

I, I,wave this fake chakram and give that yell-thingy of yours

And can you give that yell-thingy?

This is not gonna fool Talmadeus

See, now that could work!

Salmoneus, go round up your workers we don't have much time

Done

Come here

Now, Gabrielle, listen carefully

Now,I know you've been in battles before but this one is different

I want you riding in and out of there quickly

Riding? That would mean Argo

No,she doesn't like me

She doesn't hate you

I thought you had a pony when you were young

I did His name was Tympani

Did you leave Tympani with your sister?

No,actually, he got very sick one day and why

I thought he would get better, but

it's just what happens with things that you love

Sometimes they just leave you

Yes, it's me

Now look We have to call a truce, OK?

All right, now you,stand back The gallop whistle

Argo!

Yeah, see,

I must have a different definition for the word, uh, gallop

I thought the whistle was this

How certain are we that Xena isn't going to interfere?

Ah! You saw what happened Talmadeus defeated her

She's probably half-way to Athens by now

What's that noise?

Thought you'd come back for some more, did you?

Does she seem smaller than before?

This is your only warning either leave this valley

forever or suffer the wrath of Xena! Up, Argo!

Up, Argo!

I always bow to my enemies before I destroy them!

She's bluffing Get her!

This is your last warning!

The man who gets her, gets her! By Talmadeus' orders!

Get her!

Ready!

Get her!

up!

Now!

Shake! Aim!

Fire! Advance! Fire!

Retreat!

Xena!

I can't tell you how much we appreciate what you're doing here

We don't have much to offer but it's all yours for the asking it

Lord Seltzer means the world to us

That's OK I'm sure Lord Seltzer is more,concerned with

his people than with himself

Oh, indeed, indeed Now, I'd like all the corks

stored and inventoried, OK? To the cork room very good

Sweet people,not a business brain among them

If you just, give me a few moments to make my peace with the gods please

I made sure the guards were posted

Good,now let's get everybody out of the factory

Tell them to go home board up their houses and stay inside

Talmadeus' focus right now is here

Xena, can you just stop thinking of everybody else for a second?

There's gotta be something I can do for you

Don't worry about me What did I tell you? Focus

We've got Talmadeus on his heels You need to hit him at his camp

A direct attack will really make him cautious Take these

Xena, are you gonna die?

It's not about me It's about these people

That's why we're here People like this used to be my victims

I keep that in mind every time

we come up against a warlord like Talmadeus

It's the greater good remember that

Gabrielle

if it does happen

I want to be taken back home to be buried

next to my brother, Lyceus

Go on, now

I'll be here when you get back

I don't care if she is back

She's not gonna keep me from Salmoneus

I've beaten her once I can do it again

Incoming!

We're under attack!

It's Xena!

Save the weapons!

Don't panic, you fools! Get organized!

Save my tent first!

Get those guards in position!

You're not Xena!

Where is it?

I hate uninvited guests

So,it was all a trick

Xena was covering for some weakness

I almost fell for it

Brilliant

Maybe, you're falling for it right now

Maybe my being captured is the trick Have you thought about that?

I can't help but admire your bravery

Too bad I have to kill you

Y, you don't have to

Oh, don't worry

you'll soon have plenty of company on Charon's boat

I'll make it quick

Yeah!

Kill the horse!

Hah, you're not gonna kick me,

you stupid horse!

Go! Ya! Go, Argo! Go!

Get the horses!

No! Don't waste the effort

Oh, somebody konked me

Xena?

Xena

This is a trick, right? Come on

Proud warrioress

I will miss you

Any word from Kalus?

Ah, no sir, nothing

Maybe the Warrior Princess is still alive

That's the kind of talk that paralyzed this army

That's exactly what Xena wanted

This entire valley, is mine for the taking

And it's time I started

Xena!Xena, we've got trouble!

Wait a second

Salmoneus, get out of my way!

Wait a second!

What?

No

OK, there's nothing we can do here We've gotta get out of here

That's what I think What do you think?

If we can move these barrels we can make a defensive wall

that will take days to breech

Defense? Breech?

And when you're done with that gather as much wood as you

can without leaving the area

How long can these people hold out against Talmadeus' army?

Long enough for me to get to Labottie I think Iolaus is there

If you're leaving this valley I am coming with you

I am not gonna be killed Talmadeus will do both of us

This is not about you or me, Salmoneus It's about these people

Now, that's why we're here why Xena was here

We are staying and fighting for the greater good

Get to work

I have to focusI have to focus Xena said to focus

All right, I know what I have to do

Take me, take Xena, and, and let the people go

You're a man of your word, right? Just checking

Now,where's Xena?

She's at the factory She's dead

Now remember we have a deal, right?

Yes, yes, don't worry I'm an honorable man, as you say

GoLead my army to Xena Bring her and the villagers here

When I know she's truly dead then I'll let everyone go

Salmoneus, Xena dead, and a whole village of slaves to be sold

it's turned out to be a good day

OK, I fulfilled my end of the bargain Now make me proud

to have done business with you and let these people go

Bring out Xena's body

You heard him Right

Who killed Xena?

I don't know

You don't know

It's obvious, and soon the entire world will know

I killed her!

The great Talmadeus has taken down the Warrior Princess

But, business is business,

and a good businessman just gives what he is given

You gave me talcamite weapons and I lost a battle

I'm giving back Now, selling

these people of yours to the slavers is good business

We had a deal! Hey!

Bring out the horses

Let's tear this carcass limb from limb

I like her spirit

I'm taking my friend and we're leaving Got it?!

You fight well I might ask you to join

I'm taking her home to her brother

I can see you're determined

Put her on the horse, now!

How long do you think you can keep this up?

The moment your head turns, the moment your eyes flicker,

I've got you, and you know it

You don't even know how to hold a sword

You people are pathetic!

Such nobility such a complete waste of time

Tie Xena to the horses!

All right, finish it!

That's Xena's horse,kill it

Xena?!

Xena!

Xena!

Don't you ever touch my horse again

Get her!

Yeah!

Glad to have you back Don't you ever do this again

Gabrielle we're in the middle of a fight!

Leave, quick, run, quickly!

At least I get my revenge on you

Think again

Thank you!

I'm glad you're not dead

It would have robbed me of this

Well, it would have saved me from your breath

I'm glad to see you two are getting along

Well, the best of friends are made in strange situations

And Argo's OK,I mean, at least, I know she doesn't hate me

She's still too tall, though And I am angry with you I mean,

I really thought that you were, you know

I was

Talmic poison shuts everything down

I had to go under with it just to fight the effects;

I didn't expect to be under it so long, is all

You still don't know who hit you with that dart

Whoever it was sure knew what they were doing

We just have to figure out why

Gabrielle

when you thought I was dead

you risked your life to try and take me back home

It was your last wish For all that you've given me

and all the times that you saved my life,

I would go to Tatarus and back just to carry it out

I used to wonder whether I'd ever make it back,now

I know that, one way or another, I'm going home one day

Thank you

Change the subject I'm gonna get all soft on you

We wouldn't want that, would we?

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