Original subtitles

©English Subtitles by iQIYI *Ripped by JinHan_27*

[Wonderful Fate]

Li Fuzhu,

are you going to jump off the building in the rain?

Bah!

You do that.

My life has just started.

How could it be over so soon.

I am curious.

You have been studying for the college entrance exam for two more years.

How can you still be so carefree?

Do you listen to only one song for your whole life?

Every time you hear a new song，

isn't it a fresh start?

So

I won't reject all music

just because one song sounds bad.

Look,

the world is so big.

There are so many songs,

so many movies,

so many people,

and so many books.

They are all waiting for us.

[Episode 08]

This place is out-of-the-way.

There should be no one around

when I have to answer the call of nature.

A ghost!

Hong Yi,

you badass,

are you coming or not?

Your Highness.

Forego the formalities.

I heard that

you want to find out who set fire to the Imperial Garden

by some kind of lines.

Now the whole palace

is in uproar.

I came to see

how your investigation is going.

We're just trying to draw out the real arsonist.

So this is a trap.

Who's there?

Freeze!

Be careful,Your Grace.

Stop!

Be sure

not to disclose this matter.

Or,

you will be killed.

Here, folks.

Folks, dinner is ready.

Come here.

These meals

were specially reserved for you by His Majesty.

These foods were brought for you

by Chef Xue.

Thanks, His Majesty. Thanks, Chef Xue.

What are you doing?

There are rules in the palace.

Meals prepared for the Emperor and Empress Dowager

cannot be eaten by others.

So Chef Xue

often sneaks the meals out of the palace

and distributes them to the poor.

Here, hold it.

Thank you.

After His Majesty learnt that,

he also often reserve some food.

But

this is against the rules in the palace.

Please remember,

you should never disclose this.

Trust me.

I swear

I would never

tell others about this.

Thanks.

Pass it to me.

Thank you.

Thank you, chef.

Give him more.

I didn't expect

Chef Xue to be such a kind person.

I can't slack off in PE class

from now on.

I am totally

out of energy.

Everywhere has been searched.

I didn't find her.

Where could she go?

She just disappeared.

This palace is large.

If she hides somewhere,

we can't find her.

Where

are we?

In the cold palace.

Cold palace?

Let's go inside

and have a look.

Go.

Why is it

so creepy in here?

This place

is haunted.

Are you kidding me?

It is said that

an imperial concubine of the former dynasty was imprisoned here.

The Empress resented her,

so she came to beat or insult her every day.

The Empress cut off her limbs

and chopped off her ears, nose, mouth and tongue.

The Empress blinded her eyes with incense,

and tortured her to death.

From then on,

Whenever someone passes by,

the woman's wail is heard.

Just like…

I was kidding.

There is no person

and no ghost.

I made that sound.

Stop your mischief.

Besides,

even if it is true,

I won't be afraid.

I have searched this place.

There is no one.

Why didn't you say that earlier?

I am just teasing you.

Look how nervous you are.

I am just trying to make you relax.

Then

let's hurry outside.

Relax.

It's too much.

I cannot be

as mischievous as you.

Hong Yi, such a bastard.

He should use a tile against me.

Coward.

You'd better stay away from me.

I'll bite you to death you when I see you.

I'll bite you every time I see you.

My lady,

how are things going?

We saw the real arsonist.

It'a pity that she ran away.

Get me some water.

Well,

have you seen her face?

I only saw

a woman in cyan.

And there were some

patterned design on her clothes.

By the way,

how's

your investigation?

No.

Everything's fine.

I misheard before.

What should I do then?

Not a single clue to be followed up.

Should I tell the heavenly girl or not?

Hong Yi.

How dare you toss a tile against me.

You are not a beast.

Bah!

You are not a brave man.

Chef Xue,

this has nothing to do with me.

Fine, you beast.

You dare not admit what you did.

Chef Xue.

Yes?

Go back and cook your meals.

Don't leave.

You cut the knife of the Imperial Kitchen into two.

You are not getting way like that.

Have a fight with me.

Let's look who's better, you Imperial Guards,

or us, the Imperial Kitchen.

Sorry.

I told you

my job is to guard the palace.

I won't fight for

anything

irrelevant to the safety of the palace.

Fine.

You made me do this.

What's the matter

with you today?

I am not myself.

We have PE class today.

Do whatever you want.

Is it because you didn't catch the arsonist?

She's aware that

we have set up a trap to draw her out.

It'll be hard to catch her then.

I have already told you.

It won't work.

Our enemy may be easily alerted.

Why didn't you say that earlier?

Now it's all happening,

and you are playing the wise man.

Last minute helper.

Rude.

You are rude.

You grow up rude.

Ah!

I am annoyed.

Let's do archery.

No.

Not funny.

How about five-in-a-row?

No.

It hurts.

Then I'll let you win.

That's even less interesting.

Then what's interesting?

Nothing is interesting.

I don't know what you mean.

I mean nothing.

What exactly do you mean?

You're not being funny.

No, I am not.

So you think I'm not funny.

That's not what I mean.

Then what do you mean?

You,

rude.

Rude.

Besides "rude",

can you say something else?

Very rude.

Perfect.

Let me take you

to do something funny.

Go fix your brain.

Don't run.

Or, I will kill you.

You are going too far.

If you hadn't plotted against me yesterday,

I would have cut you

to a pulp.

Chef Xue,

what,

what's the matter with you?

I'm fine.

I just ran into

a beast just now.

I'm fine.

I won't go up there.

Let me tell you.

When I am in a bad mood,

I like to look down from high places.

Then I feel great.

Come on.

Let go.

Don't pull me.

You are an emperor.

How can you be so coward？

Come on.

I'm not scared.

It's just

I am afraid of heights.

Come on, let me help you. Come on.

No.

Come on.

Then you must hold me tightly.

Coward.

It's so comfortable.

How is it?

Does it feel good?

Have a look!

No!

Have a look!

I won't.

Why are you so stubborn?

Are you a stubborn loser?

I said no, no.

It won't kill you to take a look.

It will.

Fine.

What are you doing?

How is it? Isn't the view beautiful?

Here,

here you are.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Look over there.

Hong Yi!

That's ridiculous.

Let it go.

You govern everything,

but you must let people shit and fart.

He always stands beside to protect you.

How can he hold it?

The two of them!

There are so many unseemly things going on

in this palace.

From now on, I will send more soldiers to garrison this place,

and catch these nasty people.

Come on.

I bring you up here to admire the view.

Look at you.

Why don't you just put a camera here?

Could you please control

the temper of you, little emperor?

And come to feel

the fun of us, the worldly people.

I can't see anything funny in these.

It is surely funny.

Guess,

what are they talking about over there?

It's so far away.

How can I hear them?

Use your rich imagination.

Come on.

My dear,

why did you stop loving me?

Because you are a eunuch.

We won't be happy

if we go steady.

My dear,

I will change my job tomorrow.

Not necessary.

Some things are lost

and never come back.

Be careful.

Slow down.

Be careful.

Chef, what happened to you?

Hong Yi, that bastard,

he despises me.

Is it the Imperial Guard Hong Yi

that you are referring to?

That's him.

Dull as he is,

he is nice.

He is good-looking,

straight, impressive,

and is good at Kung Fu.

Lan'er,

You don't know how to read faces.

Think about how Hong Yi looks.

He has a long neck and a mouth like a bird's.

His mouth sticks out and he has a chin like an ape's.

He looks like a beast in human clothes.

Remember,

you should stay away from him.

Oh,

I am here to see

the dinner for the heavenly girl tonight.

Right, the dinner.

Sous Chef.

Yes?

Bring me the recipe for the dinner tonight.

Yes, chef.

Um,

do you

want to eat something?

Me?

Yes.

To thank you for helping me back.

What do you want to eat?

You can just tell me

and I will make them for you.

I am just a maidservant.

I dare not ask anything.

Moreover,

the heavenly girl treats me so well,

and always allows me to eat with her at the same table.

That makes everything easy.

I think you have a sweet tooth.

Then,

I will prepare more sweet food

for the heavenly girl tonight.

OK.

Why is everything sweet tonight?

Is it?

Then I will tell the Imperial Kitchen next time

to stop making sweet food.

No.

I think you like it.

Help yourself. Have more.

Thank you, my lady.

You don't need to say "thank you" to me so often.

Don't be so polite to me.

I've told you. We are sisters.

We are master and maid.

Under no circumstances,

should I overstep the limits.

Fine, if you like.

My lady.

Why are you here?

Your Highness.

Just forego the formalities from now on, sit down.

Look what I brought you.

What?

Beggar's chicken.

Open it and eat it.

Open it and eat it.

How is it?

Smells good.

Hurry, eat it.

How is it?

Is it good?

Delicious.

Hurry, eat it.

Here.

Come on, let's clink the drumsticks.

Clink the drumsticks.

Eat while it's still warm.

Delicious.

So delicious.

It's so tasty.

Delicious.

Your Majesty,

the meal.

From now on,

no beggar's chickens

in this palace.

Yes, Your Majesty.

Here, eat.

Lan'er.

Lan'er.

What's the matter, my lady?

My great aunt has come.

Great,

is your aunt here?

I will go report to the Empress Dowager right away

and welcome her respectfully.

Well, not that.

My lady.

Wait a minute.

Here.

What's inside?

Plant ash.

It's not clean.

But，

we all use this.

It's better to be in the modern times.

It sucks

to be in the ancient times.

On the ninth day，

the heavenly girl has her period.

Prepare the ginger decoction.

Are you kidding me?

If you prick me with this,

I will die.

Don't worry, my lady.

Menstrual abdominal pain

is caused by obstruction of qi and blood.

The pain will be eased

after I dredge your Sanyinjiao,

Qihai, Hegu and other acupoints.

My lady,

please have the ginger decoction.

Your Majesty.

Clink the drumsticks.

Clink the drumsticks.

Where are the heavenly girl and Yun Li?

Your Majesty,

the heavenly girl is having her period

and has rested.

Royal Highness Li is drinking tea with the Empress Dowager in the Oasis Palace.

Tell the Imperial Kitchen that

they don't need to prepare meals for the heavenly girl today.

Take these foods

to the heavenly girl's palace,

and I will eat with her.

Yes, Your Majesty.

And，

prepare some spicy food.

Yes, Your Majesty.

You are pigging out there,

and I only have a a bowl of rice gruel.

I know you feel not well.

And you can’t eat

all these spicy foods.

Lan'er, tell the Imperial Kitchen to bring me my meal.

Immediately, now, at once.

My lady,

it is said by the Imperial Kitchen that

your meal has been canceled by His Majesty.

So childish.

So tasty.

This is tasty.

How is it?

It tastes different from the grule made by Chef Xue.

Then which is better?

Chef Xue's grule

or this one?

How to say…

Chef Xue's is better.

Is there more?

Yes.

My lady.

My lady, I am a domestic servant of the Ruans.

And you are

a member of the Ruans.

Yes.

The State Preceptors asked me to escort you out of the palace

and see the house.

The house.

Let's go.

Your Majesty,

this morning, the State Preceptor sent someone

to take the heavenly girl out of the palace.

Your Majesty.

Aren't we there yet?

Not far away.

This one?

Yes, it is.

Wow.

The house is so majestic.

My lady, are you satisfied?

Yes,

I am super satisfied.

We have cleared the way for you.

Now, the house belongs to you, my lady.

Ho!

Heavenly girl.

You should be safe.

Boss, there is a kid .

Let me do it.

No.

No.