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[Wonderful Fate]

So, let's move on.

Look at this question.

Life is so simple, such as what and what?

Stand up.

I am giving a lecture.

And so do you two.

What about speaking at the podium?

No.

Li Fuzhu. Xia Xiaozhu.

What are you doing?

Sir, I am explaining this question to her.

Yeah, yeah.

The second to last

is explaining a question for the last one, right?

So, you want to tie for the second to last.

Stop laughing.

Everyone, answer this question.

Such as what and what?

Such as the autumn, such as the fallen leaves.

Li Fuzhu.

Look at your answer.

Such as a cake, such as a piece of cake.

So what?

Are you starving?

Is that so?

Alright. Class is over.

Stand up.

Goodbye, sir.

Where were we?

I think

Ruan Qing

is too ruthless.

You're right.

When she was a kid,

she was jealous of her sister's beauty

and had a servant to rape her.

Then, everyone had a dislike for Ruan Jie.

And Ruan Jie committed suicide in the end.

How heartless she was.

Actually, she was more heatless than you can imagine.

Later, she

killed the emperor.

It's amazing.

Heavens.

I think it's so unlucky of them

to run into her.

I agree.

Go. Let's go to the toilet.

Wait for me.

[Episode 2]

Your Majesty.

Qing has selected some cloths.

They're quite nice.

And I'll make them into new clothes before our wedding ceremony.

Please look them over later.

I won't marry you.

I can't go against my father.

Your Majesty, I know that you have a grudge against my father.

But your Majesty should put the interests of the whole first.

If I am forced to marry you,

I would rather go west.

If your Majesty goes west,

Qing will share a grave with you.

Why are you so overbearing?

Then, I could only remove this dirty penis

to end our relationship.

Excuse me.

Sorry to interrupt.

Keep going.

Come on!

See you later, buddies.

You are always so careless.

Catch the assassin.

Your Grace, where have you been?

Lan has cleaned it for you.

I have even lit an aromatherapy candle there.

Here you are.

Thank you very much for your caring service.

Welcome to my world when you are free.

Oh, right.

You really look like

my best friend.

I'd like to introduce you to each other if it's convenient.

See you.

Dear world.

Dear family.

Dear life.

I'm coming.

I'm back.

I'm really back.

Heavens. Li Fuzhu.

You are really

an beautiful, lovely, kind, innocent,

and smart girl.

Li Fuzhua.

How dare you leave the imperial palace

without my consent?

I'll carry out summary execution.

Ah.

Why am I still here?

Who on earth are you?

Why did you jump into the latrine?

If I tell you

I fell into it carelessly,

will you believe me?

Don't you...?

You recovered so fast.

How dare you.

I'm a head of a country.

Why will I make such an absurd decision?

Stop lying.

It was that Ruan Qing wanted to marry you

and you disagreed.

So, you....

I was just threatening her.

Threatening?

A stupid guy.

That's because you don't know how you'll die.

I forgot to ask Xia Xiaozhu

when Ruan Qing would kill the emperor.

Could it be that she is rejected by the emperor

and bears him a grudge?

So....

Dalang,

it's time for medicine.

What's this?

A poison.

Oh,no.

Medicine.

Come on.

What are you smiling at?

Your Majesty.

I heard that the heavenly lady fell into the latrine.

So, I specially asked the maid

to decoct medicinal herbs for her.

Now that it is the kind thought of Miss Ruan,

heavenly girl, just take it.

No.

I'm fine.

I'm heathy.

I can even do radio gymnastics.

The ninth set of radio gymnastics.

Bent-over twists.

Ready go.

One two three four, five six seven eight.

Does the heavenly lady

hurt her head?

Okay. Okay. Stop.

Then,

don't forget the appointment we made yesterday.

What?

What appointment did we make?

Why are you so forgetful?

Didn't we make an appointment, did we?

Tomorrow noon,

I'll tell you

how to conjure gold.

Okay.

If you can't make it

before tomorrow noon,

I'll kill you

under noses of all the civillian and military officials.

I....

Tomorrow morning,

I'll send someone to pick you up.

And this evening,

I'll have guards to watch you.

You can't go anywhere.

No.

No.

It can't be like this.

When do you plan to take action?

What do you mean?

When will you

kill the emperor?

How dare you say

these words of treason and heresy?

Stop acting.

I know you.

I really can't

understand your words.

You.

You don't need to pretend

to be innocent and ignorant in front of me.

When you were a kid,

you poisoned your sister

and had a servant to rape her.

Then, she committed suicide when she was young.

Your father is the State Preceptor.

But he has hatched a sinister plot.

He's making secret deals with enemy states

and sets an army of his own.

He wants to overthrow the region.

I know all that.

But don't worry.

I'm standing by you.

I also wish the emperor would die an early death.

You see it.

He always threatens to kill me.

I didn't stir up trouble at all.

Why does he want to kill me?

You worry too much.

His Majesty has a gentle heart.

He won't intend to kill you.

You didn't see

the way he looked at me.

He must wish he could kill me at once.

I don't care all the other things.

You should help me.

Alright.

Okay.

You are not going to help me, right?

Then,

I'll write down your secrets

on a letter.

The moment I die,

your plot will be exposed

to the public.

Your father and you

will definitely become a trending topic.

My Lady,

be careful when you use scissors.

I'm sorry.

Scram.

I shall withdraw.

Qing'er.

Dad.

Qing'er.

Is it that Yun Yi hurt you?

It has nothing to do with him.

That heavenly girl actually knows that

you are making secret deals with enemy states.

How could she know that?

Maybe

she really comes from the heaven.

My Lord,

shall I go to kill her?

No hurry.

What else does she know?

She

also said something

about my childhood.

Those things were only

known by myself.

Even my close servants

don't know that.

Could it be that

the heavenly girl really comes from the heaven?

So what?

Even if she is the master of the heaven,

who can

control the state

is not up to her.

Right.

The heavenly girl asked you

to go and rescue her.

She said

if she died,

she would expose your plots

to the public.

Then, you will become

a so-called treading topic.

Become a treading topic?

What's that?

I don't know.

Could it be a powerful hidden weapon?

Once it is used,

we'll be killed in one go.

Dad, are you going to rescue her?

This girl is suspicious

and mysterious.

I have no idea

whether she is a friend or foe.

Is she reliable?

Forget it. Heaven helps those who help themselves.

My Lady,

here are the snacks the Imperial Kitchen prepared for you.

Why did she jump into the latrine?

Could it be that there's some secrets?

Hongyi.

Yes.

Go and make an exploratory visit.

Yes.

Hongyi.

Close the door.

Yes.

Why is it so clean?

How is it?

It's smelly.

I mean

is there anything suspicious?

Except the foul smell,

I don't find anything unusual.

Then, why did she jump into the latrine?

Your Majesty,

could it be that the way

heavenly girls go to stool

is to submerge their body

into the latrine?

It sounds

somewhat reasonable.

Hongyi.

Submerge yourself into the latrine.

Yes.

Sorry. Sorry.

[Chef Xue]

Who is that eunuch?

He hit me

but appeared to be so arrogant.

And he even said smell smell smell.

So what? Am I smelly?

No. No.

Maybe

he is a new eunuch

and doesn't know Chef Xue.

There's actually someone that doesn't know me.

How could that be?

Tomorrow,

you. Yes, it's you.

[Sous Chef]

Go find some painters.

Ask them to draw portraits of me

and put them up on every palace.

I shall let everyone know

the most handsome guy

in the Imperial Kitchen.

Chef, chef, it....

No problem.

Let's go. Let's have a walk.

The two of you

actually released a girl.

If you can't find the heavenly lady,

his Majesty might kill us.

Be quick.

We go this way to have a look.

Hurry up.

This way.

Yes.

This way.

[Royal Highness · Yun Li]

Don't let go of me.

Please, don't let go of me.

I can't swim.

Green swimmer.

I won't let go of you.

Then, does it mean that I have saved you once?

What do you mean?

I mean,

how will you repay me?

Never think about it.

I will.

I will repay you whatever you want.

You said it.

Yes, I said.

Buddy.

Buddy. I'm sorry.

And, see you later.

I have saved you.

Why don't you repay me?

How can I get out of the imperial palace?

It's so difficult to find a way without GPS.

I really miss the modern technology.

Don't move.

Which palace are you from?

I....

I'm from that palace.

I see, that palace.

Get down to your work now.

If you waste too much time

and the most handsome man in the Imperial Kitchen, Chef Xue, doesn't make a fire in time,

you will be killed.

No. No. No. It's not that.

I'm from another....

Another what?

Hurry to get to work.

Be quick.

Be quick.

I, I, I.... I'm not.... I.

Get to work.

Get to work.

The wood will be needed tomorrow morning.

Alright.

Chop one for you.

Let's go.

All of them.

What?

All of them.

Buddy.

You see.

Just as the saying goes,

eunuchs should not embarrass eunuchs.

Look.

Get to work.

I, I, I.

Okay.

Hurry up. You.

I'm going to pick it.

I've picked it.

Haven't you eat? Exert yourself.

Do you know what lady I am?

If you were a lady,

you won't

be an eunuch here.

Be quick.

I.

I am the heavenly lady.

Then, I'm the heavenly king.

I'm the heavenly king.

Be quick.

Be quick.

Hurry to work.

Hurry up. Haven't you eat??

Stop.

Heavenly girl,

how was your sleep?

Mr dear,

you are finally here.

I've waited for a long time.

You don't know

what I did last night.

They asked me to work for the whole night.

I was not allowed to eat or drink.

And I was actually beat up.

Others are here

to enjoy life.

They are all spoiled by the emperor.

But I....

Life is so hard.

Heavenly girl,

it's time for the court.

Today,

if the heavenly lady could really reinvigorate Yun Lai,

[Procurator]

we could easily solve the problems near and far.

My Lord, you are right.

Recently, I've heard that there are many citizens

moving to enemy states.

To reinvigorate Yun Lai, taking back our lost ground

brooks no delay.

Yes.

Your Majesty is here.

Wish your Majesty a good luck

and a long life.

My beloved deputies, as you were.

Thanks, Your Majesty.

Lord Sun,

how long does it take to noon?

Let me reply Your Majesty.

There's a quarter hour.

There's a quarter hour.

Heavenly girl,

will you go back on your words?

To have abundant resources.

To have abundant resources.

Abundant? Abundance.

The land of abundance.

Chengdu.

The Dujiangyan Irrigation System.

Zhengguo Canal Irrigation System.

It has said it.

The construction of Zhengguo Canal Irrigation System

made the central Shaanxi plain

the land of abundance.

And the Dujiangyan Irrigation System

made it easy for Chengdu

to prevent from flood or drought

and have vast expanse of fertile land.

Do you have a map?

Bring me the map

and I can just point it out.

What does map mean?

Ma....

It's a piece of paper

that you draw your territory on it.

Is it an atlas?

Alter?

Go fetch the atlas.

Yes.

Yes, that's it.

Let me tell you,

will gold fall from the heaven?

You should make your state rich by diligent work.

As the saying goes, victory can only belong to those who persistently....

What's this?

Why is a map like that?

I'll be through.

There's not any river or lake at all.

How can I build an irrigation system?

I'm through.

It's all over.

What's wrong?

Why is there no river or lake?

Yun Lai is a landlocked state

with mountains around.

There is no river or lake.

How could that be?

You live in a basin?

Then, wouldn't you die of thirst?

We have many wells.

Wells?

Wells....

It is at noon.

How bold you are.

You actually pretend to be the heavenly girl

to dupe people

and me.

I'll now carry out a death sentence on you.