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[Wonderful Fate]

[The story is based on Li Gongzuo's Biography of Nanke Satrap Biography in the Tang Dynasty.]

In the remote past,

there is a small, imporverished country named Yun Lai.

Yun Lai has been threatened by troublesome enemy countries,

and its people are living in misery.

Recently, two of its cities have been forcibly occupied.

However, the State Preceptor, who has the military power,

is slow to send in the troops.

Where is the State Preceptor?

[The emperor, Yun Yi]

Why hasn't he sent the troops yet?

Does he wants me

to watch Yun Lai being bullied and humiliated by other countries?

Please be calm, Your Majesty.

Maybe the State Preceptor has something he finds hard to disclose.

Yes, yes.

Send my orders.

I, myself, will lead my soilders,

and we will resume our lost territory.

Your Majesty, we plead for your reconsideration.

The State Preceptor is coming.

Here comes the State Preceptor.

Your Grace.

[The State Preceptor]

You shall not.

Your Majesty,

the State Preceptor holds the military power.

However, he leaves Yun Lai being bullied by the enemy countries.

He shares no cares and burdens for Your Majesty.

He makes no appeal on behalf of the people.

Your Grace, could it be that you have been disloyal?

The military power that I hold was bestowed by the deceased emperor.

Now, the National Treasury is depleted and the armaments are inadequate.

If we participate in the war, we will be completely annihilated.

Then there will be no strong military to protect our country.

Will there still be a state under the Yuns?

So you still remembers

that the state is owned by the Yuns.

I supposed

in the mind of you,

this state

has come into the possession of the Ruans long ago.

Drag him out,

and offer him as a sacrifice to Heaven.

We bid you adieu, Your Grace.

[Daughter of the State Preceptor, Ruan Qing]

You Majesty,

I picked out a few fabrics,

which are fine and delicate.

They can be reserved and made into wedding clothes for our big day.

Your Majesty, please look them over later.

I would never marry you.

My father's will cannot be disobeyed.

I understand Your Majesty

harbour resentment against my father.

But I hope Your Majesty

can set store by overall interests.

If I have to marry you,

I would rather die.

If Your Majesty go up to heaven,

I would like

to be buried along with Your Majesty in the same tomb.

How dare you be so aggressive!

I have to cut this root of filthiness

so that this doomed relationship between us can be ended.

[Lord Sun]

His Majesty castrated himself！

[Episode 01]

Well, well,

comic book,

melon seeds,

how wonderful.

Get up!

Li Fuzhu.

Still preparing for the college entrance exam at the age of 20.

Students like you

are lucky to have to study for only two more years.

Your class

is the worst that I have ever instructed.

I am sorry, sir.

I am truly sorry.

Before you confiscate the comic book,

please allow me to finish it.

This is your attitude of admitting your fault?

Or, you can go home and read your comic books,

and never come for class again.

How nice it would be

if you can read comic books at home every day.

Xia Xiaozhu,

get up, you!

Why did you lend her your comic book again?

Sir,

Li Fuzhu has promised

to never read comic books in class,

so I lent it to her.

Li Fuzhu,

you,

you are such a shit-stirrer.

If I was a shit-stirrer,

then what would the others be?

Shut up!

Get out!

Both of you!

What are you waiting for? Go!

Yes, sir.

Don't be affected by the two of them.

Let's continue.

Last time we discussed that

a quote from Guan Zi reads

"When the granaries are full, the people practice proper etiquette.

When there is enough food and clothing, the people understand honor and disgrace.”

How many times have I told you?

Do not read comic books in class.

Look at you,

so agitated and worried for such a little incident.

I will ask for the comic book back after class.

Or,

even if I have to steal, I will steal it back.

Please lend me

the rest of comic books.

You want more?

Do you want the teacher to have the whole set?

Xia Xiaozhu,

to become your classmate,

I stayed down for two years.

Good for you.

Angry at me for a few comic books.

I am heart-broken.

You stayed down because you are a poor performer.

What does it have to do with me?

Even you despise me.

Poor student.

What are you looking at?

Bite me!

I don't bite shit.

Humph!

Humph!

Well, monitor.

Please answer this question.

What important functions have the views advocated by Guan Zi

performed in the ancient times?

As the prime minister of the State of Qi, Guan Zi made the people richer and his country stronger.

He left valuable experience for future generations.

His book

is characterized by thoughts related to enriching the people.

When the granaries are full, the people practice proper etiquette.

When there is enough food and clothing, the people understand honor and disgrace.

He governed by stressing only a prosperous country can guarantee the well-being of its people,

and if the people are strong, the country will prosper.

The State of Qi united the whole empire under one government

and took the lead in the "Five Hegemonies of Spring and Autumn Period".

Later generations also learned from his ideas to govern the country.

A number of measures to enrich the country also appeared.

Goodbye, sir.

Um, monitor,

check Li Fuzhu's schoolbag later.

If there are any extracurricular books,

which are irrelevant to study,

confiscate them all.

Sir.

Why are you in my seat, go away.

The teacher told me to check your schoolbag.

You pig!

You do whatever the teacher tells you to do？

Why did he ask you to check my bag instead of checking it himself?

He intends to sabotage

our revolutionary friendship that is firmer than gold.

Don't be fooled.

Li Fuzhu.

Who's got the brain

must be decided by his grades.

Don't look down upon others.

We just don't want to study hard.

If we want,

it will be hard to tell who's the Number 1.

To those of us who are willing to be green leaves,

to such unselfish dedication,

you should be grateful.

Give it to me.

Cut the crap.

No.

Let go.

No.

Let go.

No.

Give it to me.

Take pictures.

This is so embarrassing.

I was carelss. I am sorry.

Li Fuzhu.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Stop.

Excuse...

You, stop.

This is awful.

Li Fuzhu, open the door.

No.

Open the door.

No, I won't.

Open the door.

No, no, no.

Fine.

Stay in there and never come out.

Always wait outside if you have the balls.

And never come in.

Open the door.

Open the door.

No, no, no.

Open the door.

No.

Open the door.

No.

You don't study hard

and spend every day reading comic…

Monitor?

Monitor, are you out there?

Monitor?

Monitor?

Monitor?

Monitor, I was wrong.

Monitor, please open the door.

Monitor, I was wrong, monitor.

Help!

The shit,

the toilet is blowing shit.

You can have my schoolbag.

Monitor.

Monitor, I was wrong.

You

Who are you?

Gosh!

Dude, I am sorry dude.

Are you an assassin?

Dude, dude.

Guard.

Guard.

Protect me.

I heard that when His Majesty was in lavatory tonight,

a girl came down from the sky.

Rumor in the palace said that a heavenly lady descended to earth.

It was strange.

Why has the heavenly lady

descended to a lavatory.

I think it's probably because the lavatory is hidden,

so it is hard to be traced by others.

It was a coincidence that His Majesty was in the lavatory.

This is such a blessing for Yun Lai from heaven.

All right, all right.

Stop the gossip.

[Empress Dowager]

Our state has been in poverty for a long time.

The heavenly girl's descending

is an auspicious sign.

Tell the Imperial Household Bureau

to prepare some fancy clothes and jewelry.

We shall not

neglect the heavenly girl.

Yes. Your Highness.

I plead your reconsideration, Your Majesty.

Now the whole palace sees her as the heavenly girl.

If Your Majesty kills her rashly,

I am afraid the ministers…

Right,

Your Majesty, please remain calm.

Heavenly girl?

It must be a trick the State Preceptor uses to fool the people.

I wonder how he will use the heavenly girl

to fool the common people?

Today

I am determined to kill

this evil girl who deceives the public.

I will also kill

those who suggest me not.

I am not dreaming, am I?

But here

looks so familiar.

Isn't this the main hall of Yun Lai

in the comic book?

The things before my eyes

are in the comic book.

This is the day when the State Preceptor's daughter Ruan Qing forces the emperor to marry her,

and the young emperor castrates himself.

Could it be that

I entered into the comic book?

This is impossible.

Not painful.

It must be because it is not painful enough.

Li Fuzhu,

you must wake up quickly.

You haven't finished your homework yet.

How about bumping myself awake?

I dare not.

I dare not.

One.

Two.

Three.

Four.

Li Fuzhu, you shall not cower.

Come on.

Where am I?

My Lady.

My Lady.

My Lady, please don't.

You guys, don't do that.

My Lady, please rise.

You stand up.

We don't do this anymore.

My Lady, you are being too polite.

[Lan'er]

Just now His Majesty was coming to kill you.

It was lucky that the Empress Dowager came here in time.

The Empress Dowager sent us to serve you.

Xia Xiaozhu?

Wow.

Xia Xiaozhu, you are here too?

Come here, hurry.

Sit down.

Xia Xiaozhu, it's me.

Li Fuzhu.

I don't understand, My Lady.

My name is Lan'er.

Xia Xiaozhu, please.

My Lady, have you got the wrong person?

You are not Xia Xiaozhu?

You can all stand up.

Thank you, My Lady.

My Lady,

the Empress Dowager has prepared fancy cloths and jewelry for you.

After you take a shower and change clothes,

you will be summoned to the Palace of Eternal Happiness.

Queen mother, do you believe that she is a heavenly girl?

Whether I believe it

and whether Your Majesty believe it

do not matter.

What's important is

whether all the civilian and military officials at court

and all the common people in our country

believe it.

Since your enthronement,

most of the civilian and military officials at court

attach themselves to the State Preceptor.

I am being troubled by your lack of support.

Today,

comes the heavenly girl.

You were born as the son of heaven.

If you can ingratiate yourself with her,

it will then be a will of God's.

I shall see

who dares to take the liberty of questioning you.

Even so,

if Yun Lai does not prosper,

all civilian and military officials at court and the common people

will blame me.

This is the reason why I

ask you to ingratiate yourself with the heavenly girl.

If Yun Lai does not prosper after a long time,

we can put all the blame

on her,

and she

will be the scapegoat.

Kill two birds with one stone, right?

If she acts on the State Preceptor's instigation

and approaches me,

what should I do?

If you cannot control a female,

then how can you control your state?

Besides,

you will soon marry Ruan Qing.

I don't want to marry her.

The marriage of the emporer

is a state affair.

It's not your call.

Queen mother, if you force me

into marriage with her,

I'm afraid I will

do something that you may regret.

Are you threatening me?

I,

I dare not.

The matter is settled.

No more discussion.

Besides,

I heard that

you want to distribute the gold, silver and jewelry in the palace

to the common people?

Our country is in poverty.

What's the use of keeping the gold, silver and jewelry?

Those gold and silver

are not enough to solve the problem.

Please don't mention this matter again.

But the difficulty of our country

cannot be neglected.

We will discuss it later.

Queen mother.

Your Majesty, Your Highness,

the State Preceptor is waiting to be summoned.

Give me that piece of meat.

Yes. My Lady.

Hurry, hurry.

Nice.

Xia Xiaozhu.

No.

Lan'er,

do you know how to get out of here?

My Lady, are you talking about leaving the palace?

Once a year we go out to visit our relatives.

We need to report to the Imperial Household Bureau beforehand.

Not leaving the palace.

I mean

how to

leave here,

leave this world.

Who is "world"?

I have only heard about "maid" and "guard".

Maid, guard.

No.

Forget it.

You won't understand even if I explain it.

I am so silly.

I am not able to share My Lady's cares.

Don't be like this.

Now, when I talk to you,

I have a throbbing pain in my head.

Your Majesty.

Your Highness.

The heaven's blessings always accompany Your Majesty.

Long stretches of bliss bless Your Highness.

Cut the formalities.

Thanks, Your Highness.

State Preceptor, are you coming here today

for the matter of the heavenly girl?

Yes.

The heavenly girl descended into Yun Lai.

It is an auspicious sign.

I come here for both meeting the heavenly girl

and

discussing with Your Highness the wedding of His Majesty.

The wedding.

Maybe it's too early.

His Majesty has come into his adulthood.

He is supposed to get married.

My marriage...

You don't need to care about it, Your Majesty.

I,

will see to it.

The heavenly lady is coming.

Go, My Lady.

I didn't expect to

confront him in school.

Neither do I want to meet him here.

You look

quite delicate and pretty.

Me?

Just so so.

My look in my class

is just average.

Your class?

I will explain later.

You are the Empress Dowager?

Aunt Empress Dowager.

Sister Empress Dowager,

you look so young.

Stading with him,

you are not like the emperor's mother.

You are like his younger sister!

Really?

Sure.

He looks much older than you.

How dare you!

Your Majesty.

My Lady, I am Ruan Qing.

Ruan Qing.

Ruan Qing?

So you are Ruan Qing.

Yes. My Lady.

Wow,

this young face looks

so beautiful.

How old are you?

I am just at the age of "two eight".

Twenty-eight?

I am sixteen years old.

Sixteen years old...

Tonight,

your husband will castrate himself.

You will be a grass widow

at such a young age.

What a pity!

I

don't understand your words.

But when I first saw you,

I felt familiar and close to you.

Thank you.

My Lady.

He is the State Preceptor.

In the comic book,

he holds great power.

I shall never offend him.

And you are

the State Preceptor?

Yes, I am.

Hello, Uncle State Preceptor.

My respect for you is like a surging river,

the Yellow River in flood,

and it will never end.

Nice to meet you.

Nonsense!

Now that you are the heavenly girl,

I shall give you one month

to make Yun Lai prosperous and powerful.

Making Yun Lai prosperous and powerful

and everyone have money?

One month is too long.

At tomorrow noon,

I will tell you,

how to make every place covered with gold.

Fine.

Before tomorrow noon,

if you cannot fulfill your promise,

I will chop your head off

in front of all civilian and military officials.

Piece of cake.

No Problem.

My Lady,

do you really know how to make Yun Lai prosper?

Yun Lai has been in poverty for over a hundred years.

It can only be saved by supreme goddess like you.

I can't.

I'm not the god of wealth.

Tonight,

I will slip away.

What did you say?

Do you know where the bathroom is?

Bathroom?

What is it?

You mean the the lavatory？

Yes, yes.

Coming from the lavatory and going from the lavatory.

Show me the way.

Go.

Where is it?

Please be careful, My Lady.

It's here.

My Lady, it's here.

So,

this is the WC in ancient times.

WC?

Problem solved.

My Lady,

sanitary stick for the lavatory.

What is it for?

To clean your butt.

I have just used it.

Oh.

Li Fuzhu, you,

you are such a shit-stirrer.

So,

this is the real

shit-stirrer.

Problem solved.

It stinks in there.

I cannot jump.

Is it possible for you

to gather some other people

and help clean this place?

Yes. My Lady.

Thanks a lot.

I seem to remember, tonight,

the young emperor

is going to castrate himself.

The monitor

changes into an eunuch.

Such a good thing,

I should not miss.

His Majesty

ordered to evacuate all the guards.

Yes, sir.

Attention!

Yes, sir.

Step back.

Yes, sir.

Your Majesty.

I picked out a few fabrics,

which are fine and delicate.

They can be reserved and made into wedding clothes for our big day.

Your Majesty, please look them over later.

I would never marry you.

My father's will cannot be disobeyed.

I understand Your Majesty

harbour resentment against my father.

But I hope Your Majesty

can set store by overall interests.

If I have to marry you,

I would rather die.

If Your Majesty go up to heaven,

I would like to be buried along with Your Majesty in the same tomb.

How dare you be so aggressive!

I have to cut this root of filthiness

so that this doomed relationship between us can be ended.