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[Wonderful Fate]
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[The story is based on Li Gongzuo's Biography of Nanke Satrap Biography in the Tang Dynasty.]
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In the remote past,
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there is a small, imporverished country named Yun Lai.
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Yun Lai has been threatened by troublesome enemy countries,
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and its people are living in misery.
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Recently, two of its cities have been forcibly occupied.
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However, the State Preceptor, who has the military power,
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is slow to send in the troops.
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Where is the State Preceptor?
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[The emperor, Yun Yi]
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Why hasn't he sent the troops yet?
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Does he wants me
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to watch Yun Lai being bullied and humiliated by other countries?
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Please be calm, Your Majesty.
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Maybe the State Preceptor has something he finds hard to disclose.
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Yes, yes.
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Send my orders.
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I, myself, will lead my soilders,
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and we will resume our lost territory.
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Your Majesty, we plead for your reconsideration.
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The State Preceptor is coming.
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Here comes the State Preceptor.
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Your Grace.
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[The State Preceptor]
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You shall not.
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Your Majesty,
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the State Preceptor holds the military power.
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However, he leaves Yun Lai being bullied by the enemy countries.
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He shares no cares and burdens for Your Majesty.
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He makes no appeal on behalf of the people.
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Your Grace, could it be that you have been disloyal?
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The military power that I hold was bestowed by the deceased emperor.
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Now, the National Treasury is depleted and the armaments are inadequate.
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If we participate in the war, we will be completely annihilated.
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Then there will be no strong military to protect our country.
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Will there still be a state under the Yuns?
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So you still remembers
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that the state is owned by the Yuns.
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I supposed
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in the mind of you,
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this state
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has come into the possession of the Ruans long ago.
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Drag him out,
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and offer him as a sacrifice to Heaven.
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We bid you adieu, Your Grace.
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[Daughter of the State Preceptor, Ruan Qing]
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You Majesty,
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I picked out a few fabrics,
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which are fine and delicate.
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They can be reserved and made into wedding clothes for our big day.
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Your Majesty, please look them over later.
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I would never marry you.
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My father's will cannot be disobeyed.
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I understand Your Majesty
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harbour resentment against my father.
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But I hope Your Majesty
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can set store by overall interests.
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If I have to marry you,
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I would rather die.
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If Your Majesty go up to heaven,
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I would like
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to be buried along with Your Majesty in the same tomb.
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How dare you be so aggressive!
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I have to cut this root of filthiness
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so that this doomed relationship between us can be ended.
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[Lord Sun]
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His Majesty castrated himself！
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[Episode 01]
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Well, well,
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comic book,
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melon seeds,
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how wonderful.
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Get up!
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Li Fuzhu.
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Still preparing for the college entrance exam at the age of 20.
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Students like you
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are lucky to have to study for only two more years.
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Your class
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is the worst that I have ever instructed.
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I am sorry, sir.
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I am truly sorry.
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Before you confiscate the comic book,
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please allow me to finish it.
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This is your attitude of admitting your fault?
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Or, you can go home and read your comic books,
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and never come for class again.
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How nice it would be
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if you can read comic books at home every day.
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Xia Xiaozhu,
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get up, you!
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Why did you lend her your comic book again?
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Sir,
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Li Fuzhu has promised
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to never read comic books in class,
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so I lent it to her.
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Li Fuzhu,
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you,
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you are such a shit-stirrer.
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If I was a shit-stirrer,
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then what would the others be?
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Shut up!
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Get out!
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Both of you!
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What are you waiting for? Go!
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Yes, sir.
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Don't be affected by the two of them.
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Let's continue.
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Last time we discussed that
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a quote from Guan Zi reads
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"When the granaries are full, the people practice proper etiquette.
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When there is enough food and clothing, the people understand honor and disgrace.”
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How many times have I told you?
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Do not read comic books in class.
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Look at you,
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so agitated and worried for such a little incident.
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I will ask for the comic book back after class.
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Or,
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even if I have to steal, I will steal it back.
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Please lend me
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the rest of comic books.
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You want more?
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Do you want the teacher to have the whole set?
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Xia Xiaozhu,
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to become your classmate,
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I stayed down for two years.
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Good for you.
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Angry at me for a few comic books.
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I am heart-broken.
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You stayed down because you are a poor performer.
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What does it have to do with me?
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Even you despise me.
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Poor student.
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What are you looking at?
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Bite me!
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I don't bite shit.
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Humph!
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Humph!
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Well, monitor.
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Please answer this question.
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What important functions have the views advocated by Guan Zi
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performed in the ancient times?
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As the prime minister of the State of Qi, Guan Zi made the people richer and his country stronger.
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He left valuable experience for future generations.
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His book
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is characterized by thoughts related to enriching the people.
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When the granaries are full, the people practice proper etiquette.
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When there is enough food and clothing, the people understand honor and disgrace.
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He governed by stressing only a prosperous country can guarantee the well-being of its people,
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and if the people are strong, the country will prosper.
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The State of Qi united the whole empire under one government
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and took the lead in the "Five Hegemonies of Spring and Autumn Period".
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Later generations also learned from his ideas to govern the country.
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A number of measures to enrich the country also appeared.
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Goodbye, sir.
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Um, monitor,
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check Li Fuzhu's schoolbag later.
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If there are any extracurricular books,
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which are irrelevant to study,
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confiscate them all.
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Sir.
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Why are you in my seat, go away.
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The teacher told me to check your schoolbag.
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You pig!
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You do whatever the teacher tells you to do？
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Why did he ask you to check my bag instead of checking it himself?
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He intends to sabotage
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our revolutionary friendship that is firmer than gold.
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Don't be fooled.
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Li Fuzhu.
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Who's got the brain
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must be decided by his grades.
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Don't look down upon others.
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We just don't want to study hard.
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If we want,
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it will be hard to tell who's the Number 1.
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To those of us who are willing to be green leaves,
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to such unselfish dedication,
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you should be grateful.
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Give it to me.
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Cut the crap.
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No.
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Let go.
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No.
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Let go.
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No.
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Give it to me.
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Take pictures.
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This is so embarrassing.
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I was carelss. I am sorry.
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Li Fuzhu.
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Excuse me.
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Excuse me.
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Excuse me.
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Stop.
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Excuse...
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You, stop.
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This is awful.
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Li Fuzhu, open the door.
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No.
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Open the door.
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No, I won't.
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Open the door.
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No, no, no.
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Fine.
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Stay in there and never come out.
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Always wait outside if you have the balls.
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And never come in.
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Open the door.
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Open the door.
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No, no, no.
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Open the door.
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No.
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Open the door.
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No.
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You don't study hard
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and spend every day reading comic…
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Monitor?
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Monitor, are you out there?
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Monitor?
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Monitor?
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Monitor?
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Monitor, I was wrong.
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Monitor, please open the door.
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Monitor, I was wrong, monitor.
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Help!
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The shit,
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the toilet is blowing shit.
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You can have my schoolbag.
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Monitor.
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Monitor, I was wrong.
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You
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Who are you?
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Gosh!
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Dude, I am sorry dude.
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Are you an assassin?
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Dude, dude.
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Guard.
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Guard.
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Protect me.
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I heard that when His Majesty was in lavatory tonight,
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a girl came down from the sky.
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Rumor in the palace said that a heavenly lady descended to earth.
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It was strange.
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Why has the heavenly lady
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descended to a lavatory.
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I think it's probably because the lavatory is hidden,
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so it is hard to be traced by others.
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It was a coincidence that His Majesty was in the lavatory.
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This is such a blessing for Yun Lai from heaven.
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All right, all right.
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Stop the gossip.
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[Empress Dowager]
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Our state has been in poverty for a long time.
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The heavenly girl's descending
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is an auspicious sign.
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Tell the Imperial Household Bureau
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to prepare some fancy clothes and jewelry.
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We shall not
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neglect the heavenly girl.
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Yes. Your Highness.
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I plead your reconsideration, Your Majesty.
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Now the whole palace sees her as the heavenly girl.
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If Your Majesty kills her rashly,
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I am afraid the ministers…
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Right,
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Your Majesty, please remain calm.
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Heavenly girl?
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It must be a trick the State Preceptor uses to fool the people.
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I wonder how he will use the heavenly girl
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to fool the common people?
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Today
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I am determined to kill
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this evil girl who deceives the public.
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I will also kill
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those who suggest me not.
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I am not dreaming, am I?
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But here
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looks so familiar.
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Isn't this the main hall of Yun Lai
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in the comic book?
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The things before my eyes
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are in the comic book.
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This is the day when the State Preceptor's daughter Ruan Qing forces the emperor to marry her,
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and the young emperor castrates himself.
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Could it be that
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I entered into the comic book?
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This is impossible.
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Not painful.
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It must be because it is not painful enough.
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Li Fuzhu,
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you must wake up quickly.
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You haven't finished your homework yet.
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How about bumping myself awake?
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I dare not.
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I dare not.
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One.
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Two.
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Three.
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Four.
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Li Fuzhu, you shall not cower.
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Come on.
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Where am I?
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My Lady.
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My Lady.
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My Lady, please don't.
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You guys, don't do that.
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My Lady, please rise.
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You stand up.
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We don't do this anymore.
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My Lady, you are being too polite.
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[Lan'er]
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Just now His Majesty was coming to kill you.
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It was lucky that the Empress Dowager came here in time.
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The Empress Dowager sent us to serve you.
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Xia Xiaozhu?
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Wow.
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Xia Xiaozhu, you are here too?
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Come here, hurry.
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Sit down.
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Xia Xiaozhu, it's me.
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Li Fuzhu.
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I don't understand, My Lady.
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My name is Lan'er.
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Xia Xiaozhu, please.
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My Lady, have you got the wrong person?
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You are not Xia Xiaozhu?
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You can all stand up.
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Thank you, My Lady.
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My Lady,
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the Empress Dowager has prepared fancy cloths and jewelry for you.
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After you take a shower and change clothes,
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you will be summoned to the Palace of Eternal Happiness.
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Queen mother, do you believe that she is a heavenly girl?
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Whether I believe it
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and whether Your Majesty believe it
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do not matter.
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What's important is
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whether all the civilian and military officials at court
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and all the common people in our country
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believe it.
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Since your enthronement,
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most of the civilian and military officials at court
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attach themselves to the State Preceptor.
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I am being troubled by your lack of support.
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Today,
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comes the heavenly girl.
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You were born as the son of heaven.
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If you can ingratiate yourself with her,
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it will then be a will of God's.
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I shall see
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who dares to take the liberty of questioning you.
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Even so,
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if Yun Lai does not prosper,
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all civilian and military officials at court and the common people
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will blame me.
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This is the reason why I
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ask you to ingratiate yourself with the heavenly girl.
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If Yun Lai does not prosper after a long time,
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we can put all the blame
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on her,
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and she
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will be the scapegoat.
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Kill two birds with one stone, right?
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If she acts on the State Preceptor's instigation
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and approaches me,
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what should I do?
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If you cannot control a female,
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then how can you control your state?
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Besides,
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you will soon marry Ruan Qing.
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I don't want to marry her.
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The marriage of the emporer
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is a state affair.
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It's not your call.
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Queen mother, if you force me
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into marriage with her,
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I'm afraid I will
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do something that you may regret.
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Are you threatening me?
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I,
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I dare not.
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The matter is settled.
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No more discussion.
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Besides,
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I heard that
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you want to distribute the gold, silver and jewelry in the palace
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to the common people?
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Our country is in poverty.
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What's the use of keeping the gold, silver and jewelry?
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Those gold and silver
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are not enough to solve the problem.
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Please don't mention this matter again.
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But the difficulty of our country
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cannot be neglected.
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We will discuss it later.
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Queen mother.
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Your Majesty, Your Highness,
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the State Preceptor is waiting to be summoned.
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Give me that piece of meat.
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Yes. My Lady.
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Hurry, hurry.
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Nice.
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Xia Xiaozhu.
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No.
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Lan'er,
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do you know how to get out of here?
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My Lady, are you talking about leaving the palace?
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Once a year we go out to visit our relatives.
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We need to report to the Imperial Household Bureau beforehand.
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Not leaving the palace.
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I mean
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how to
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leave here,
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leave this world.
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Who is "world"?
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I have only heard about "maid" and "guard".
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Maid, guard.
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No.
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Forget it.
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You won't understand even if I explain it.
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I am so silly.
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I am not able to share My Lady's cares.
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Don't be like this.
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Now, when I talk to you,
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I have a throbbing pain in my head.
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Your Majesty.
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Your Highness.
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The heaven's blessings always accompany Your Majesty.
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Long stretches of bliss bless Your Highness.
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Cut the formalities.
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Thanks, Your Highness.
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State Preceptor, are you coming here today
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for the matter of the heavenly girl?
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Yes.
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The heavenly girl descended into Yun Lai.
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It is an auspicious sign.
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I come here for both meeting the heavenly girl
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and
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discussing with Your Highness the wedding of His Majesty.
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The wedding.
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Maybe it's too early.
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His Majesty has come into his adulthood.
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He is supposed to get married.
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My marriage...
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You don't need to care about it, Your Majesty.
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I,
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will see to it.
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The heavenly lady is coming.
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Go, My Lady.
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I didn't expect to
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confront him in school.
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Neither do I want to meet him here.
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You look
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quite delicate and pretty.
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Me?
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Just so so.
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My look in my class
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is just average.
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Your class?
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I will explain later.
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You are the Empress Dowager?
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Aunt Empress Dowager.
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Sister Empress Dowager,
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you look so young.
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Stading with him,
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you are not like the emperor's mother.
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You are like his younger sister!
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Really?
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Sure.
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He looks much older than you.
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How dare you!
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Your Majesty.
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My Lady, I am Ruan Qing.
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Ruan Qing.
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Ruan Qing?
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So you are Ruan Qing.
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Yes. My Lady.
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Wow,
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this young face looks
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so beautiful.
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How old are you?
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I am just at the age of "two eight".
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Twenty-eight?
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I am sixteen years old.
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Sixteen years old...
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Tonight,
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your husband will castrate himself.
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You will be a grass widow
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at such a young age.
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What a pity!
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I
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don't understand your words.
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But when I first saw you,
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I felt familiar and close to you.
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Thank you.
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My Lady.
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He is the State Preceptor.
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In the comic book,
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he holds great power.
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I shall never offend him.
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And you are
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the State Preceptor?
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Yes, I am.
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Hello, Uncle State Preceptor.
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My respect for you is like a surging river,
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the Yellow River in flood,
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and it will never end.
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Nice to meet you.
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Nonsense!
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Now that you are the heavenly girl,
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I shall give you one month
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to make Yun Lai prosperous and powerful.
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Making Yun Lai prosperous and powerful
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and everyone have money?
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One month is too long.
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At tomorrow noon,
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I will tell you,
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how to make every place covered with gold.
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Fine.
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Before tomorrow noon,
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if you cannot fulfill your promise,
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I will chop your head off
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in front of all civilian and military officials.
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Piece of cake.
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No Problem.
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My Lady,
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do you really know how to make Yun Lai prosper?
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Yun Lai has been in poverty for over a hundred years.
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It can only be saved by supreme goddess like you.
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I can't.
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I'm not the god of wealth.
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Tonight,
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I will slip away.
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What did you say?
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Do you know where the bathroom is?
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Bathroom?
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What is it?
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You mean the the lavatory？
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Yes, yes.
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Coming from the lavatory and going from the lavatory.
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00:25:26,810 --> 00:25:27,170
Show me the way.
544
00:25:28,100 --> 00:25:28,490
Go.
545
00:25:31,930 --> 00:25:32,290
Where is it?
546
00:25:32,290 --> 00:25:33,050
Please be careful, My Lady.
547
00:25:33,610 --> 00:25:34,250
It's here.
548
00:25:36,370 --> 00:25:37,570
My Lady, it's here.
549
00:25:40,980 --> 00:25:41,650
So,
550
00:25:42,170 --> 00:25:44,850
this is the WC in ancient times.
551
00:25:45,650 --> 00:25:46,530
WC?
552
00:25:47,650 --> 00:25:48,050
Problem solved.
553
00:25:48,210 --> 00:25:48,770
My Lady,
554
00:25:49,090 --> 00:25:49,930
sanitary stick for the lavatory.
555
00:25:52,490 --> 00:25:53,370
What is it for?
556
00:25:53,770 --> 00:25:54,720
To clean your butt.
557
00:25:54,850 --> 00:25:55,690
I have just used it.
558
00:26:01,290 --> 00:26:03,050
Oh.
559
00:26:05,610 --> 00:26:07,940
Li Fuzhu, you,
560
00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:09,970
you are such a shit-stirrer.
561
00:26:10,770 --> 00:26:11,370
So,
562
00:26:12,170 --> 00:26:13,650
this is the real
563
00:26:15,450 --> 00:26:16,570
shit-stirrer.
564
00:26:18,850 --> 00:26:19,480
Problem solved.
565
00:26:31,210 --> 00:26:32,890
It stinks in there.
566
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:35,410
I cannot jump.
567
00:26:36,530 --> 00:26:37,200
Is it possible for you
568
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:38,490
to gather some other people
569
00:26:38,610 --> 00:26:39,690
and help clean this place?
570
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:42,010
Yes. My Lady.
571
00:26:43,570 --> 00:26:44,210
Thanks a lot.
572
00:27:01,610 --> 00:27:02,570
I seem to remember, tonight,
573
00:27:04,050 --> 00:27:05,040
the young emperor
574
00:27:08,090 --> 00:27:10,050
is going to castrate himself.
575
00:27:12,610 --> 00:27:13,290
The monitor
576
00:27:13,690 --> 00:27:15,090
changes into an eunuch.
577
00:27:17,570 --> 00:27:18,690
Such a good thing,
578
00:27:19,610 --> 00:27:21,170
I should not miss.
579
00:27:44,330 --> 00:27:45,210
His Majesty
580
00:27:45,290 --> 00:27:46,760
ordered to evacuate all the guards.
581
00:27:47,290 --> 00:27:47,770
Yes, sir.
582
00:27:49,010 --> 00:27:50,130
Attention!
583
00:27:50,250 --> 00:27:50,720
Yes, sir.
584
00:27:50,930 --> 00:27:51,530
Step back.
585
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:52,250
Yes, sir.
586
00:28:06,170 --> 00:28:06,770
Your Majesty.
587
00:28:07,850 --> 00:28:09,440
I picked out a few fabrics,
588
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:10,490
which are fine and delicate.
589
00:28:11,170 --> 00:28:13,010
They can be reserved and made into wedding clothes for our big day.
590
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:15,570
Your Majesty, please look them over later.
591
00:28:17,090 --> 00:28:18,330
I would never marry you.
592
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,000
My father's will cannot be disobeyed.
593
00:28:21,010 --> 00:28:21,960
I understand Your Majesty
594
00:28:22,250 --> 00:28:23,840
harbour resentment against my father.
595
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:25,330
But I hope Your Majesty
596
00:28:25,650 --> 00:28:26,890
can set store by overall interests.
597
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:28,850
If I have to marry you,
598
00:28:31,810 --> 00:28:33,320
I would rather die.
599
00:28:34,810 --> 00:28:36,050
If Your Majesty go up to heaven,
600
00:28:36,690 --> 00:28:39,130
I would like to be buried along with Your Majesty in the same tomb.
601
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:41,800
How dare you be so aggressive!
602
00:28:44,250 --> 00:28:46,050
I have to cut this root of filthiness
603
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:48,920
so that this doomed relationship between us can be ended.
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