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[match striking]

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[projector rolling]

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[crickets chirring]

Okay, little man, now you be a good boy, okay?

And help take care of your baby sister.

♪

And tell your daddy I'’ll be there

as soon as I put on the spare.

♪

What'’s he saying?

♪

Yes, you can tell him Nana knows how to change a tire.

[laughing]

Aw, I love you, too, honey.

Okay, night night.

[sighs]

Lovely.

So you'’re the culprit, huh?

What the hell?

Damn kids.

Thanks a lot.

[twig snapping]

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[crickets chirring]

♪

Oh.

Well...

[grunting]

There you go.

That oughta hold ya.

Hm.

Not too bad for an old chick.

♪

[clang]

Oh! Hi.

I thought I heard something.

Uh, I just had a flat tire,

but, um, I-- it'’s all finished now.

It'’s all fixed now.

♪

Uh, I'’m sorry, I...

if I'’m on your property,

I--I didn'’t mean to stop here,

but I have a flat tire.

I'’m--I'’m gonna be going right now.

♪

Huh?

[panting]

No, no, no!

[drops keys]

[thuds]

♪

[truck backing up]

[dog whimpering]

Shh, shh.

I know, I know.

You want to go to the lake.

Okay, okay.

You know,

lately I'’ve been thinkin'’ an awful lot about that lake.

♪

Tada!

Laurie Lynn Curtis,

where on earth did you get this car?

Did someone forget that my divorce was final last week?

Oh my God, that'’s right.

Don'’t you just love a divorce?

Lose a cheatin'’ husband and get a new car.

Oh my goodness.

It is just...

-Wonderful. -Sinful.

It is, isn'’t it?

Oh...

How are you? Come on.

I'’m gonna take Jason for a walk at the lake.

-Come with us. -Oh, sure.

We'’ll just put him in the front seat

of my new car,

or better yet, the trunk.

Oh!

I put it in the living room

so you could unpack the boxes.

So why would you do that?

That doesn'’t make any sense

at all, at all.

Um, have you met them yet?

[arguing continues]

Mm, no, not yet.

No, I think he works

at the college with Norman.

Really? With him?

Oh, I don'’t think they'’re

in the same department, but, uh...

Oh! Is that him?

Uh huh.

They'’ve been here three days.

All they do is fight.

-Really? -Mm-hm.

They don'’t look like

the fighting type.

Oh yeah.

Does Norman look like the cheatin'’ type?

It'’s so expensive!

[arguing continues]

No one'’s ever what they seem.

So where is he?

He'’s at school.

He'’s always at school.

Summer sessions start earlier this year?

You think it'’s another woman?

Maybe.

What are you gonna do about it?

I don'’t know.

You think we should just kill him?

Never kill someone you know.

It'’s the quickest way to get caught.

Oh, listen, I--I gotta run.

You gonna be okay?

Yeah, thanks.

You think my new ride will get me some hunks?

Yes, yeah, I do.

Cool.

Get out of here, you idiot.

...listen to anything I say, okay?

That--that'’s the basic problem, okay?

So ridiculous.

-Oh my God. -Take two of these boxes

and then we'’re done. Now I'’m gonna get the...

[Jason barks]

Don'’t you dare go in there.

Come on, Jason.

Emerson once wrote that...

you sow a thought, you reap an action;

if you sow an action, you reap a habit;

sow a habit, you reap a character;

you sow a character, you reap a destiny.

Each one of us one day will be held accountable

for his or her own actions that we'’ve taken.

A man'’s character is his destiny, his fate.

Okay, that'’s it for today.

Oh, don'’t forget, papers due on Wednesday.

That'’s this Wednesday, not next semester.

[laughter]

Are you ready?

Here we go. Ready?

Go get it.

Good boy!

Go get it, Jason.

Good boy.

-Hello. -Hi.

Hi guys!

Hi!

All right, Jason, come here, come here.

Okay.

Thanks a lot.

All right, go get it.

Yeah, good boy.

Good boy.

♪

Come here, Jason.

Come here.

Give me that.

What--what--

where did you get this?

What?

♪

[arguing]

"Put it in the living room." "That'’s not the living room."

"Then put it in the dining room."

What do you mean don'’t put it in the dining room?

I didn'’t even want to move to this--

I didn'’t want to move to this neighborhood.

-Seriously. -This is really--

And pick up two.

What are you, a girl or somethin'’?

What'’s the matter with you?

Such a good boy.

I know, I couldn'’t afford it

because we had to move to your luxury neighborhood.

[arguing]

♪

-You'’re home early. -Yeah, I know.

Finished everything up and got the hell out of here.

Did you go to the lake again?

Yeah. We just, uh, got back.

What'’s this?

Uh, Jason found it

up at the lake a little while ago.

He did?

Mm-hm. Think it'’s, uh, worth anything?

♪

I have no idea.

Well, it was nice talkin'’ to ya.

[insects chirring]

[Jason barking]

[car door opening]

♪

How about tonight?

Yeah, I can probably go in.

Dinner'’s almost ready.

Hey hon?

I have to run back to the campus real quick.

Right now?

Yeah.

Like an idiot,

I left my briefcase there.

You have a briefcase?

Yeah.

And it can'’t wait till after dinner?

No, this--it'’ll just take a second.

[crickets chirring]

[phone ringing]

Hello.

So what are you wearing right now?

The suit I was born in.

Ooh la la!

And what are you doin'’?

Enjoying my dinner.

Table for one, I assume?

Why do you keep doing this to yourself?

Doing what? I'’m eating dinner.

Yeah, alone again.

[sighs]

You should taste this corn.

That'’s another thing.

Why do you have this giant cornfield

and you don'’t sell any of it?

It'’s not giant.

It'’s big enough.

It was my mother'’s, okay?

[scoffs]

Don'’t get me started

on that psychopath.

It keeps me busy.

Tomorrow I'’m makin'’ cornbread.

Ooh, whoopee!

Hey, I'’ll keep you busy.

We gotta get you some action.

Come out with me tonight.

Oh please.

What do you mean "oh please"?

-Come on. -In your sporty little car.

The hunk magnet.

Hunk magnet?

Hey, don'’t you laugh.

I'’m not laughing.

I'’ll pick you up at eight.

Oh, no, I can'’t.

Why not?

Because I'’ve got stuff to do.

I just can'’t came out.

I'’m gonna pick you up at eight.

Laurie.

Eight o'’clock it is.

I'’ll talk to you later.

Bye.

[sighs]

[hangs up]

All right, ladies, I want to go from the top if that'’s okay?

All right. Uh, this time I'’m going to time you,

so no more marking.

I want to see it full out. Got it?

All right, sharp arms, everything.

Ready?

All right.

♪

All right, cool.

Five, six, seven, eight.

And one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

One, two...

...and three and four,

five, six...

Seven, eight.

One, pose!

Okay. Okay, very good.

Uh, we'’re just gonna stop there today.

You guys did great. Uh, just grab all your things

and make sure you don'’t leave anything behind.

Great, thank you.

Thanks.

♪

[murmur of crowd]

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[man singing]

♪

Aren'’t you glad?

Glad?

They carded us.

He was making a joke.

Whatever.

Just try to act natural.

Natural.

Walk the way I walk.

Oh God.

♪

Who is that?

♪

He works with Norman.

♪

Just look at the real estate in here.

♪

Even you could get laid in a place like this.

Hello, have you met my husband?

Hello, have you met his girlfriend?

♪

I'’m sorry I said that, okay?

I am.

I just think you need to take your life back,

that'’s all.

I have a life, Laurie.

♪

You wanna go?

♪

You know, I don'’t just come here to get laid.

-No? -Course not.

There'’s a whole other sinister reason.

♪

[laughing]

Just one drink, okay?

Just one.

Mm, you buyin'’?

No, girlfriend.

I ain'’t buyin'’ squat.

♪

They are.

♪

Ladies.

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♪ Yeah, yeah

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♪ Yeah, yeah

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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

So that'’s why I decided to change my major to economics.

[laughing]

What a great story.

Isn'’t that a great story, Alice?

Thrilling.

Tell it again.

No.

Um, so, you girls live around here?

I don'’t remember seeing you here--

Huh?

I haven'’t seen you around--

Can you guys excuse me

for just a minute?

I have to go to the little girls'’ room.

Oh, um, well, I'’ll come, too.

♪

Be right back, boys.

♪

-Can'’t wait. -Can'’t wait.

♪

[door creaking]

♪

[car alarm blaring]

[Jason barking]

Hi baby.

Norman?

♪

Norman?

♪

Up here.

[water splashing]

♪

What are you doing?

I'’m washing my shirt, okay?

There'’s syrup on it.

♪

Syrup?

Yeah, that idiot Tramer...

He was eating waffles.

Ben Tramer?

Uh huh.

Oh.

♪

Where were you?

Christie'’s.

Christie'’s the bar?

Yeah.

Let me guess, you were with Laurie, I suppose.

What'’s that supposed to mean?

I didn'’t know you were such a bar fly.

Yeah, well, there'’s a lot you don'’t know about me.

♪

I'’m gonna go hang this up.

♪

What are you doing with that thing?

I put it exactly where you put it.

Told me to put it in-- this is the wrong thing to do.

You are not listening to me again.

I am not listening because you'’re not telling me...

Those idiots at it again.

Doesn'’t he work with you?

Hardly. He'’s in the art department.

Mm.

What'’s his name?

Um...Sam.

Sam Myers.

Do you know him?

No.

[arguing continues]

Night.

♪

Nighty-night.

I'’m not listening because you'’re not telling me

the right thing, you'’re not being consistent.

You never listen to anything I have to say.

You say "put it over there," I put it over there.

This is just ridiculous.

♪

[Jason whining]

Oh my God.

You have got to be kidding me.

Oh.

Jeez.

Pain in the ass.

♪

What the...

♪

[Jason whining]

All right, all right.

♪

Let'’s go.

♪

[door slams]

♪

Come on, Jason, move it.

♪

Well, Sandy, as you can imagine in this quiet little community

upset over the disappearance of this man,

47-year-old Glen Bracket.

Uh, Glen'’s wife tells us that he left his home

yesterday morning for his daily run

here at Claire Lake and never returned.

All the people that we'’ve spoken with

say that this is unlike...

I know, I know.

I just, uh, I just couldn'’t stand it any longer.

Obviously.

What'’d you end up doing?

I took '’em both on.

You did not.

I did.

Get out.

You get out.

So...

what was it like?

It was...

better than I expected.

Damn, girl.

What else could I do?

You left me high and dry.

[pounding]

Let me call you back, Laurie.

There'’s a cop at my door.

Cop?

Whoa, easy there.

Oh, sorry.

That'’s okay, ma'’am.

I'’m Officer Meeker.

Okay.

I spoke to your husband

early this morning at school.

Just wanted to ask you a few questions as well.

Questions?

Did you know this young lady?

Hm, no, I don'’t think so.

She was a student at the university

and was in one of your husband'’s classes.

Okay.

And she didn'’t come home last night.

Oh my.

Yeah, so we'’re just asking, uh, anybody

who might have known or seen her.

Mm, well, I'’m sorry I can'’t be

any more of help to you, sir.

That'’s okay, ma'’am.

Enjoy your day.

Same to you.

♪

[bells ringing]

[murmur of conversation]

Knock, knock.

Oh, Christ.

A Royal visit.

What the hell you want?

Greetings to you, too.

What you doin'’?

Working. You should try it sometime.

Nah.

Cops ask you about Rachel?

You know they did.

Bizarre, huh?

Not really.

Not really?

Yeah, people disappear all the time.

It'’s normal.

You know her well?

What do you want, Tramer?

Nothing, I just...

You just what?

Saw your wife at Christie'’s last night.

Wonderful.

Now if you'’ll excuse me, I'’m very busy.

Sure thing, Dr. Hardy.

Thank you.

[sighs]

[insects chirring]

[Jason whining]

Hey, get--

You know you'’re not allowed in there.

Hi.

I'’m Alice.

Jeez Louise.

[engine starting]

Welcome to the neighborhood.

[chuckling]

Oh, you turn me on!

[moaning]

Girl doesn'’t stop, does she?

[Jason barks]

You got that right.

Jeez.

♪

Oh, come here, boy.

Stay here, shh.

♪

Oh my God.

[splashing]

♪

Ah, oh, oh!

Sorry, I didn'’t mean to scare ya.

It--it--it'’s okay.

Are you okay?

I think so.

[panting]

I'’m Alice.

Well, hi Alice.

I'’m Bill.

Sorry for scaring you.

It'’s okay, you didn'’t.

This is Jason.

Hi Jason.

Good boy.

Look like you'’ve just been out on a jog.

You look like, uh, you'’ve been on a hike.

Yeah.

I actually just moved here.

Oh.

I gotta tell you, this lake is stunning.

It'’s my, uh, my Zen spot.

Anything bothering me, I just...

bring it here and leave it.

That sounds like a good idea.

Uh huh.

And what, uh, what brought you here?

Uh, time for a change, start over.

Make new friends.

You just made one.

Well, thanks, Alice.

So that'’s when I decided to just pick up and leave.

That takes a lot of guts.

I admire you.

Yeah, well, I didn'’t think it would be so hard

making new friends.

At our age?

Everything'’s hard.

[engine revving]

Man, they'’re certainly in a big hurry, huh?

Yeah.

Is this you?

Yeah, my baby.

Hm.

I like it.

It'’s a little dirty, I guess.

That'’s okay.

I like dirty.

It was really nice meetin'’ you, Alice.

Same here.

I--I'’d, uh, I'’d like to see you again, you know,

if...if...

[sighs]

I noticed you weren'’t, you know,

wearin'’ a ring or anything.

You, uh, you noticed that?

First thing.

[laughing]

Sorry, it was-- it was nice meeting you.

Same here.

Bill?

I'’m usually here every day about the same time.

Really?

Really.

♪

Come on, Jason.

♪

[knocking]

Hello?

It'’s Alice Hardy from next door?

♪

Yoo-hoo, Sam?

♪

[knocking]

Just wanted to welcome you

to the neighborhood.

♪

I think these people are a little off, Jason.

♪

Hm.

♪

What'’s he cleaning up?

♪

[phone ringing]

Jesus!

♪

-Hello? -It'’s me.

I just got your message.

Are you serious?

You betcha.

When did this happen?

Last night and then today at the lake.

Oh God, did you call the police?

I can'’t call the police.

Why not?

Because.

Because why?

I'’m sure there'’s a perfectly logical explanation.

Oh, don'’t say that.

Everybody always says that

when something like this happens.

Because there is.

Like what?

Like he'’s moving and he wants

to get rid of some unwanted...

Like his wife?

Oh my God.

Will you give me a break?

I didn'’t say that.

What'’s he doin'’ now?

He keeps scrubbin'’ his floor real hard.

Yup, cleanin'’ up the mess.

Oh, give me a break.

I never should have told you.

Well, you did, and now you have to face the fact

that your neighbor murdered his wife.

He'’s a college professor.

So? People are never what they seem.

-Do you want me to come over? -No, no.

Norman'’ll be home any minute.

I'’m on my way.

Oh God, no, L--

Oh, God.

♪

Where'’d he go?

♪

Where the hell?

[gasps]

Jesus Christ.

[Jason barking]

Shh!

Come on, boy.

♪

Whoa!

Jeez.

Oh, hi.

Hello, what'’s up with you?

♪

-Huh? -You look like someone

just walked over your grave or...

whatever.

♪

[door slamming]

♪

You didn'’t think that was strange?

What?

What happened up at the lake.

Are you listening to me?

Honey, there'’s a million logical explanations for that.

Name one.

I don'’t know.

You need to check him out at the school,

see what you can find out about him.

Okay.

Anything new on this girl?

Mm?

I said anything new

on this girl Rachel?

No, I don'’t think so.

Did you know her?

No.

I thought she was in your class.

Yeah, she was.

I didn'’t know her.

I gotta go get some work done.

Oh.

You have got to be kidding.

♪

Oh, Jesus Christ.

What the hell are you doing?

Shh!

Get away from there.

♪

He definitely murdered his wife.

-Oh! -God, why do I tell you things?

I say we go over there and confront the little fuck.

Just get in here.

Come on. What do you expect?

Okay, Sherlock.

What do we do now?

Nothing.

We don'’t even know he did anything.

Of course he did something.

Oh...

Old Suckroy over there

murdered his wife.

Will you stop?

You'’re the one who said so.

I said I thought he murdered his wife.

You'’re the one who'’s so certain.

You'’re damn right I'’m certain.

So this is what we'’re gonna do--

Shh, Norman will hear you!

So what?

I want to go over there--

-Are you insane? -Yes, totally.

So when he'’s at school tomorrow, you and I--

--will do nothing.

You'’ve lost it.

No, he lost his wife.

And we'’re gonna find her.

Will you listen to yourself?

She'’s probably up in the attic

stuffed and mounted by now.

At least that'’s what I would do if I were him.

-Oh, Laurie, just... -Oh, no, no, no.

That'’s right, that'’s right.

He threw her in the lake.

Kept her head, though, as a little trophy.

Stop.

First of all,

I think he'’s on to me.

All the more reason.

And sec--

We think your new neighbor murdered his wife.

Oh, is that so?

Yeah.

And dumped her in Claire Lake.

Laurie!

Well, I guess we should call the police then.

Oh, good plan, Norm.

No police.

I hate police.

He'’s a college art professor,

and so is his wife.

So? What does that have to do with anything?

He'’s not capable of murder?

You'’d be surprised at what people are capable of, Norm.

-Laurie. -Some men wear women'’s underwear

on their head at night.

Some men cheat on their wives with younger coeds.

Oh.

And some men dump their wives in Claire Lake.

You seem to have figured it all out.

She'’s just talkin'’, Norman.

No, I'’m not.

So what'’s your deep, dark secret?

All right, that--that'’s enough of this conversation.

Norman, dinner'’s almost ready.

You eat it.

I'’m not hungry anymore.

Don'’t do this, Norman.

Norman!

Thanks a lot.

He'’s a jerk.

That jerk is my husband.

Why don'’t you ever take my side in these things?

Because he'’s my husband.

-What are you in this--this--? -In this what?

Fucked up situation,

this relationship.

'’Cause I'’m not a quitter.

No, he'’s a quitter.

He quit on you.

My mother was a quitter.

Yeah.

Well, your mother was looney tunes,

girly-whirly.

And Norman is a carbon copy of her.

It'’s funny how we marry our parents.

We don'’t even know for sure if he'’s--

Oh God, you are in such denial.

Would you rather be a quitter or a chump?

[footsteps]

♪

[police radio chatter]

♪

[twig snapping]

♪

[police radio chatter]

♪

Oh, hi.

God, you scared me.

[thud and grunt]

Come here!

Come here.

You know what we need, Jason?

We need a kayak.

[Jason barks]

Tell me about it.

Come here, boy.

That would rock.

Oh yes.

I have a kayak.

Two, in fact.

Oh my God, you scared me.

Sorry, sorry.

It'’s okay.

Well, well.

Fancy meeting you here.

Yeah, well, I been--

I been comin'’ out here every day since we met.

-Oh? -Well, yeah.

I was hopin'’ I'’d run into you again.

Oh.

Sorry. Didn'’t mean to make you feel uncomfortable.

You didn'’t.

You'’re blushing!

I'’m not.

[laughing]

Go get it, boy!

Hm.

So, would you like to go kayaking sometime?

[police radio chatter]

Uh, sure.

Great!

Great what?

Kayaking.

When would you like to go?

Any--any time would be fine.

-Alice? -Uh...

Are you okay?

Yeah.

Yeah, I'’m sorry. I'’m--I'’m fine.

How '’bout, uh, how about tomorrow?

Oh, that'’s great.

I'’ll meet you right here, say, two o'’clock?

That sounds wonderful, Bill.

Thank you.

Are you kidding?

Thank you.

I'’ll see you tomorrow, okay?

Okay. Come on, boy.

Twenty-one seventy-five to dispatch.

I'’ll be out at Claire Lake in Carpenter County

for the possible accidental drowning.

[police radio chatter]

♪

[bells ringing]

Excuse me, do you know where the art department is?

Yeah, it'’s right over there.

Thank you.

-Can I help you? -Hi, yeah.

Do you have a, uh, list of your faculty members?

Sure do. It'’s, uh, right there.

Mm.

Aha.

Pamela Myers.

She'’s not in today.

Her classes are cancelled, too, this week.

I think she'’s really sick.

She'’s not sick.

She'’s dead.

Huh?

Nothin'’, thanks.

Any idea what room he'’s in?

He'’s beside you.

Oh, Jesus!

[panting]

Professor Myers.

Mind your own business.

[phone ringing]

Art department.

What have you done with her?

Mind your own fuckin'’ business.

♪

Well, nice to finally meet you.

♪

Have to have you over sometime,

you and Pam.

Love to make you some corn.

♪

Good afternoon, Reggie.

We are here on the campus

of Carpenter University

in Carpenter County

where several young women

have vanished.

Now we'’ve talked to campus police,

we'’ve talked to local police,

and they say that these disappearances

are not connected, they appear to be random,

but we have talked to students here on campus

who say they really are on edge.

The women in particular say

they don'’t want to walk on campus alone,

they'’re staying indoors at night.

All the same, Chief Meeker urges everyone to remain calm.

He says there'’s nothing to fear here.

He promises that a suspect should be apprehended

within a matter of hours.

Reporting live in Carpenter County,

Kimberly Suitors, F13 News.

[speaking softly]

Mm-hm.

[giggling]

[unintelligible]

[giggling]

So, um, about that A you were telling me about?

[speaking softly]

Mm-hm.

[giggling]

[speaking softly]

[giggling]

[speaking softly]

[murmur of conversation]

[police radio chatter]

♪

What about you, do you remember the last time you saw her?

No, I don'’t really know her either.

♪

Oh my God.

Jesus.

[police radio chatter]

What the hell is goin'’ on around here?

♪

[grunting]

♪

[murmur of conversation]

♪

[laughter]

♪

[unintelligible conversation]

♪

Hey buddy.

What you doing?

You know, the men'’s area is over.

Wouldn'’t want you to get lost.

♪

Ah.

This is really somethin'’.

Can'’t believe you'’ve never done this before.

No.

I'’ve lived a sheltered life.

[sighs]

I can'’t get over how gigantic this lake is.

I know.

♪

God knows what secrets it holds.

What you mean?

Nothin'’.

Let'’s go over there.

You'’re the boss.

[laughing]

♪

Wow.

That was really great.

I know.

You know, huh?

Huh, you'’re preaching to the choir.

What happens now?

♪

You tell me.

♪

Wow.

You like that, huh?

♪

[police radio chatter]

♪

Oh my God.

[police radio chatter]

♪

You okay?

What'’s goin'’ on?

Well, we discovered several bodies

in Professor Myer'’s home this afternoon.

That'’s impossible.

♪

I wish. He didn'’t show up at school today,

and his colleague came by to check up on him.

♪

Was his wife in there?

No.

Both him and his wife have disappeared.

[barking]

Damn dog.

Look, I'’m gonna need to ask you a few questions

when you have a minute.

Yeah, that'’s--that'’s fine.

I--I don'’t know how much help I can be.

Neither of them ever spoke to me really.

Well, uh, he did.

Brenda Bartram over at the school

said you stopped by there yesterday.

Yeah, I--I stopped by to talk to my husband.

Mm-hm, in the art department?

Well, I stopped by there, too.

Mm-hm.

And why?

Can we talk about this another time?

I'’m a little freaked out by all this.

Sure we can, and we will.

♪

Any idea who'’s in there?

♪

Rachel Caruthers, for sure.

We don'’t know about the others yet.

♪

[siren blaring]

♪

Crazy, isn'’t it?

Oh God.

Who would have thought?

Where the hell did you come from?

Back door. Wanted to skip out on the circus.

Yeah, well, good luck with that.

Meeker says he'’s comin'’ back.

He wants to talk to you.

Yeah, whatever.

♪

Is that my shirt?

Nope.

♪

What'’s for dinner?

♪

Whatever you make.

♪

I see.

You do?

♪

Well, me too.

I see everything.

[phone ringing]

Should you answer that, professor?

♪

Yeah.

♪

Yeah.

That'’s a good boy.

Good evening, Reggie. We'’re here at

1013 Orange Grove Road in Carpenter County

where police have made a gruesome discovery.

Several dead bodies in the house behind me.

Now I just spoke with Chief Meeker.

He says that one of the dead

could belong to that of missing

Carpenter University student Rachel Caruthers.

We'’ve been reporting on a rash of missing persons

over the last six months, and today, all day--

Now we'’re learning that the owner of this home

university professor Samuel Myers,

and his wife Pamela are nowhere to be found.

We'’re gonna continue to follow the latest developments

in this breaking--

...in and out of this house.

An important detail to note:

The owners of this home,

respected Carpenter University professor Samuel Myers

and his wife Pamela...

Jesus fucking Christ.

Oh, let me guess:

You have to run back to school

real fast.

Just go.

[car approaching]

It'’s Laurie.

Scram.

You know, you two are perfect for each other.

Bitch.

♪ Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh

What did I tell you, bitch ass?

Hey Laurie, cheer up.

Oh, abso-fuckin'’-lutely.

[making celebratory sounds]

Hey, bein'’ right all the time, yeah!

Hey, what was that Rolling Stones song,

the one where the man kills everybody?

Oh jeez, would you stop?

See, even he agrees with me.

That'’s right, your neighbor killed him--his wife, didn'’t he?

Yes, he did, didn'’t he?

Oh boy.

But now it'’s the scene of a crime.

[wine pouring]

He was a normal man,

a quiet man who kept to himself.

Yet deep down, something sinister lurked,

something unspeakable.

Yet no one ever suspected him of foul play.

Are we finished yet?

You know, you don'’t even need me for this conversation.

[sighing]

So what did the cops say?

About what?

I don'’t think he did it.

Are you stoned?

No.

So the bodies just magically appeared?

Maybe.

Oh God.

You'’re so annoying.

The good professor over there whacked his wife,

then went on a killing rampage...

Whose shirt is that?

No one'’s.

You little slut.

I have no idea what you mean.

You are just glowing.

I'’m always glowing.

Did you get your fuck on?

Oh my God, what are we, in high school?

Who--who--who--who is it?

-Who, who, who, who? -Who'’s who?

If you don'’t tell me, I'’m gonna

tie your titties in a knot.

[laughing]

Oh my God.

I am so proud of you.

I am in awe of you, you sexy motherfucker.

What'’s his name?

[sighs]

Bill.

Bill!

A guy named Bill, oh.

That is so...

sexy.

How was it?

Mm.

Mm, it was so...

wonderful.

I'’m so jealous of you.

Me?

What about you and that hunk wagon out there?

Oh, I never get a glow on when I'’m with boys like that.

Speakin'’ of, whatever happened to those hunks at the bar?

They'’re in my trunk.

Hm, is that right?

That way, if I need '’em,

I'’ve got '’em.

Everybody wins.

[laughing]

Where was old fucknuts goin'’?

Who cares?

You are batting a thousand tonight.

You are right.

Who the fuck cares?

[sighs]

It'’s hard to believe that you are living

right next door to a mass murderer.

Stranger things have happened.

That'’s true.

Hey,

you gonna be all right?

I mean, seriously.

Oh yeah.

I'’m gonna be just fine.

It'’s been over for a long time.

I guess we just made it official tonight.

I guess.

Time to stop livin'’ in denial and move forward.

Now you are talkin'’.

Listen, I gotta get goin'’.

Gonna get you any more boy toys?

Uh, no, I don'’t have room in my trunk.

You call me, okay?

I will.

You, too.

All right.

Hey Jason, come here.

Oh yes.

Let'’s go call Bill.

Come on.

[crickets chirring]

Marcie Jacks in the house.

♪

-Hey stranger. -Hey Marcie.

What are you doin'’ out here all alone in the dark?

♪

What'’s the matter?

♪

Well, I think I'’m on my way to a divorce.

Well, that'’s good, right?

♪

I mean, you'’re not in love with her anymore.

So what if your marriage is ending?

Better that than your career.

♪

You know, if people find out about us...

We haven'’t done anything.

Not yet.

Somebody told me they'’d take me skinny dipping tonight.

♪

[siren blaring]

[police radio chatter]

Man, I still can'’t believe about Professor Myers

and poor Rachel.

She was in my poli sci class, you know?

She was sweet on you, I think.

♪

[police radio chatter]

You know, they think Annie'’s the other one?

The cook?

Not anymore.

Nobody'’s seen her since Sunday.

♪

Hold onto those for me.

Let'’s go to the lake.

♪

[police radio chatter]

Hey Taylor, come check this out.

Keep on sniffin'’, fella.

Be right there.

[whining]

[thud and whining]

♪

Tell me about yourself, Alice.

Not much to tell, I'’m afraid.

It'’s a pretty short book.

Ever been married?

Yeah.

So what happened?

♪

Time for a change.

♪

Change is good.

♪

How about your parents?

♪

Why do you want to know about this?

♪

I don'’t know.

No reason, really.

Just suddenly dawned on me that I don'’t know much about you.

♪

And I think I'’m really falling for you.

♪

You still here?

No, I'’m not.

You been sleepin'’ here?

Look, I'’m busy, Ben.

Well, let me know if you need a place to stay.

Oh yeah, I will.

Well, give my best to Alice.

[mouthing silently]

We'’ll find him, Chief.

We'’ll find him.

I mean, what were you thinking?

Sir?

What was going through

that fucking head?

Well, for the record,

I--I didn'’t actually

let him off the leash,

I just let go of the leash.

This has--this has never happened before.

Find him.

Yes, sir.

Now!

[police radio chatter]

Christ, it'’s like the fucking Brady Bunch around here.

What do you got?

Well, nothing good, I'’m afraid.

Just strange.

Oh, I just love strange.

Well, we found water in both their lungs.

-Water? -That'’s right.

Well, their killer could have drowned them

in the bathtub.

After he strangled them?

It'’s been done.

We'’re gonna have it tested,

but I'’ll bet my paycheck

that it came from Claire Lake.

Claire Lake.

-And why do you say that? -It'’s murky.

We'’ve been pulling a lot of stuff out of that lately.

Yeah.

Anything sexual with the girls?

No, there'’s been no sign of sexual assault,

not even consensual intercourse.

-Oh. -All right, look,

I'’ll get back to you when we know more.

Yeah, do that, sweetie.

[police radio chatter]

[knocking]

How come you always have a knife in your hand

every time I come over here?

Maybe '’cause I'’m, uh, always cooking.

May I help you?

May I come in?

Sure.

Is your husband home?

No. He'’s not.

Yeah, I just wanted to make sure you'’re all right,

what with all the, uh, commotion around here the past few days.

Yeah, it'’s been, uh, pretty hectic to say the least.

Yeah, just want to assure you

that we have everything under control,

and we will find the professor sooner than later.

That is a relief.

Yeah. It'’s just that, um...

I don'’t know, did you ever see anything

that--that might have seemed odd?

No, not that I can think of.

They only just moved in.

Right.

And what were you doing in the art building the other day?

I went looking for someone.

Who?

Ben Tramer. He, um, teaches there.

But not in the art department.

Yeah, I know.

Um, I--I thought

I saw him go in there is all.

Right.

You have a nice night.

Yeah, you too.

[sighs]

God, I hate cops.

Dr. Hardy?

Are you going somewhere?

Nope.

What?

Come on, you can do it.

Sheriff Meeker called today.

He did?

Twice.

Really?

Is everything all right?

Peachy.

What did I do with my tie?

Marcie Jacks dropped out of school today.

-Who? -Marcie Jacks.

She'’s one of your students.

She emailed Hope Smith this morning,

you know, the president of the college.

Yeah, I know who he is.

Well, he wants to see you and Sheriff Meeker

when they get done with Ben.

Tramer?

Uh, he'’s been over there all day.

Yeah, send that fat fuck over here when he'’s done, okay?

You mean Tramer?

Yeah.

You can go now.

[insects chirring]

[Jason barking]

That'’s it.

You stay there.

[Jason barking]

You know, maybe we'’ll go kayaking later.

How about that, Jason, huh?

Huh? Let'’s go, Jason.

♪

I think things are gonna work out okay, boy.

♪

Still think his wife is in there.

We really should go in there and find her.

Think she'’d like that.

♪

What the heck?

♪

Come on, boy.

♪

What'’s he doin'’ around here?

Come on, Jason.

Let'’s go make Bill some dinner.

[sighing]

He was here about an hour ago, but he left.

Hey stranger.

Fancy meeting you here.

Bizarre is more like it.

What were you doin'’ up at the lake?

Nothin'’.

Hangin'’ out.

Thinking.

Thinking?

Come on, jump in.

I'’ll give you a ride home.

I'’m okay walkin'’.

Come on, honey.

Let'’s try and make this work.

Come on.

All right.

Hop in.

Go on.

What?

This isn'’t like you.

Yeah, well, maybe I'’m trying to turn over a new leaf.

Maybe.

I bought a bottle of wine.

I thought we could have dinner.

What'’s with all this mud?

And what is that smell?

Yeah, I gotta clean this car.

[car turns over]

Stay.

Norman, what is that?

That'’s just some paint.

Let'’s go inside. I'’m starving.

Where'’s Jason?

[Jason barking]

Why is he outside?

Well, I just thought, you know,

it'’d be better if he wasn'’t in here begging.

We could have some privacy.

He doesn'’t beg.

[Jason barking]

Here, taste this.

Good?

Great.

Okay, let'’s eat. Why don'’t you go sit down

and I'’ll bring everything in, okay?

[car approaching]

Oh no.

Not that guy again.

No, no, no, let'’s-- let'’s pretend we'’re not here.

Just pretend.

Aren'’t you tired of cops?

I am so sick of cops.

I mean, how many more questions can they ask us about Myers?

Jeez.

No, no, no, don'’t move.

♪

[Jason barking]

[police radio chatter]

♪

Be quiet. Don'’t move.

He'’ll go away.

♪

[tries door handle]

♪

[Jason barking]

♪

[Jason whining]

♪

[police radio chatter]

♪

[engine turns over]

♪

Okay, he'’s gone.

You hungry?

Let'’s eat.

Mm, let me just, um,

go to the bathroom first, okay?

Okay, but make it quick, babes, okay?

♪

[footsteps]

♪

[gasps]

Oh my God!

♪

Norman.

Fuck you!

Ah!

♪

[heartbeat]

You asshole.

At least we could have had dinner,

but always were an inconsiderate bitch.

-Norman, wait! -Get the fuck up!

No!

♪

-Get the fuck in! -Ah, ah!

You'’ll never get away with it.

Who says I want to get away with it?

-Oh no! -I'’m gonna die for my car,

you fucking bitch!

They'’re gonna write

fucking books about me.

Fucking movies about me.

I'’m gonna kill you!

Norman, no!

You'’re so fucking stupid!

No, no!

And I'’ve gotten away with it.

Love of my life.

Come on, dear.

Be a lot easier for you than it will be for Jason.

Oh, I hate that fucking dog!

Ah, ah!

It'’s gonna be easier on you

than it was on them, too.

Ah!

[panting]

You killed them, too, didn'’t you?

Mercy killing, little lamb chop.

Fucking shallow--

[whip cracks]

Was willing to do anything for a fucking grade.

When was the last time you worked, huh?

All you do is sit around all day

and go to that stupid lake,

tend to that fucking cornfield.

Ah!

And spend my money.

[panting]

I don'’t spend your money.

I don'’t even have a car!

♪

What the hell?

♪

What about Ben?

He got on my nerves.

[panting]

Anyway, I never fucked any of '’em,

so actually-- I never cheated on you.

Mighty big of me, huh?

I'’m a class guy!

Think about all the reporters

that are gonna want to interview me.

I get to tell '’em I tried to rid the world

of a shitload of fucking bitches.

Use your tits instead of your brains to get ahead.

So sorry you won'’t be there to see it.

[gagging]

♪

Dumb shit.

♪

[whistling]

♪

So did you see this comin'’, baby?

I mean, I know you'’re dumb as a box of rocks,

but it'’s fucking lights out, snowball.

This is it.

♪

Bye bye, fucknuts.

♪

[panting]

♪

I thought you could use some help.

♪

[thud]

It'’s okay.

It'’s okay.

It'’s gonna be okay.

♪

He really did beat the piss out of you, didn'’t he?

Wanker!

♪

-What? -What do you mean what?

You'’re not mad at me because I saved your life, are you?

I'’m not mad at you, Laurie.

It'’s just...

where did you get that ax?

♪

At the ax store.

No, I mean where?

Oh, from the trunk of my car.

You carry an ax in your trunk?

♪

Yeah.

Why?

In case I want to cut somebody'’s head off.

♪

Which reminds me,

we'’ve gotta clean up that mess.

I don'’t wanna get involved with any pigs.

No, I don'’t so much want that either.

Okay, um...

I'’m gonna take care of the body,

and, um, I want you to take that car up to Claire Lake,

you know, just leave it there, okay?

-Piece of cake. -The cops will find it there.

We want them to find it there.

♪

You act like you'’ve done this before.

♪

Nobody'’s ever what they seem.

Didn'’t you tell me that once, Alice?

You know, I mean, people are ultimately

unknowable.

You never really do know our friends.

I don'’t think that people really pay attention, Alice,

you follow me?

♪

You'’re taking this so well, my little Alice.

Ever since you started playing fucky fucky...

[laughing]

♪

-Let'’s get started. -Uh-huh.

♪

Give me a hand with old fucknuts there.

♪

What the hell was that?

I was just fuckin'’ with ya.

Give me a hand with his legs.

♪

Hello, fellas.

This is Norman.

He can be a real bite in the ass,

so try to be nice.

♪

Nothin'’ like a little head, huh, Professor?

I just love me some head, hey, boys?

♪

God.

I hate men.

[layered whispering]

Nobody'’s ever what they seem.

♪

-Well, that'’s that. -That'’s that.

Listen, give me a call when you hear from Meeker.

He'’s bound to come around.

All right.

You okay?

You'’d be surprised at what I'’m capable of.

I don'’t think there'’s anything that could surprise us now.

You take that to the lake.

I will.

All right.

Later, gator.

[car door closes]

[exhales]

[Jason panting]

Lovely.

Just act natural.

Morning, Mrs. Hardy.

Ms. Hardy.

How are you holdin'’ up?

Good. I'’m good.

Have you heard from him?

No, not since he worked me over.

All right, we got this area pretty well covered.

Uh, also have a nationwide APB.

So we will find him, just a matter of time is all.

-I understand. -Meantime,

I'’m gonna have an officer camp out here

just so you'’ll feel safe--

No, that'’s not necessary.

Oh, I insist.

You'’re gonna be okay.

I know.

[Jason whining]

What'’s he got there? Looks like, uh,

a headband or a wristband or something.

Thank you very much for stopping by, officer.

Oh, my pleasure. Uh, if you need anything, uh, call me.

Anything at all.

Yeah.

[growling]

You stupid fucking dog.

Give me that.

[engine turns over]

How many times

do I have to tell you

to stay out of there?

[Jason whimpering]

♪

Hello, boys and girl.

♪

It'’s so nice to play with you again.

Oh!

Here you go, sweetie.

I'’m sorry about that.

You know,

people are ultimately unknowable.

Blah, blah, blah.

♪

Whatever.

♪

Professor.

We need to go down to that lake

and find your wife.

I just won'’t feel right

till she'’s here to join us.

♪

Oh.

And I'’m sorry my fuck suck husband

planted those girls in your house.

♪

He was always such a fucking douchebag.

♪

I know.

There'’s no way you could have killed those girls.

We both know you were home alone that night

when I came to visit you.

[giggles]

♪

Oh!

You two need to get a room.

[giggles]

♪

Oh...

♪

Oh...

♪

Hi Mom.

Good boy.

Play dead.

♪

I know!

Time for some dancing.

[laughing]

♪

Keep it warm for me, baby.

I'’ve got plans for you later.

[giggling]

♪

Well, isn'’t that just typical.

Nobody move.

-Hi, Ms. Hardy. -Mm.

The chief asked me to stop by.

Oh, he did, did he?

Well, you'’re just in time.

I think I found your fucking bloodhound.

You did?

[laughs]

Hell yeah.

Come with me, you cute little muffin.

♪

[shouting]

♪

[thud]

♪

Hey boy.

How we doin'’ today?

♪

[Jason whining]

That good, huh?

Mm.

What shall we do today?

♪

[sighs]

The sky is the limit.

♪

You'’re such a good little doggy.

Mommy'’s little boy.

Oh yeah.

Maybe we can go to the lake later.

How'’s that for a plan?

And then we can go find Bill.

That sounds grand.

♪

Mm.

♪

[police radio chatter]

♪

[knocking]

♪

What?

♪