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Previously on "The Magicians"...
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Zillion bucks says The Beast
comes back any minute,
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so what's the plan?
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Okay, so here's the thing.
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I can't really touch the knife.
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We need the power of a god.
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I have gifted you my
Bestowal. Imbibe it.
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The more it burns,
the less time we have.
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There's a spell that
seems strong enough.
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These are my students.
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They are in need of the
Rhinemann Ultra.
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No one but you can be
within 20 feet of the blast.
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Alice is going to take
just a few minutes
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to fully power up.
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This is a cacodemon.
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It'll grow much bigger.
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Unleash these, and believe me,
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they'll keep The Beast plenty busy.
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- Do you know what a Niffin is?
- No.
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It's when too much runs through you.
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Only the magic is left.
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Please... fix...
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my hands.
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Go... fuck... yourself?
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I think I can help.
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- Wow.
- I owe you for real.
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You could die if you don't
get clear of The Beast.
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You think I don't know
how dangerous he is?
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No. Not him. Us.
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Yeah, do what you want with him,
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but not until I get Reynard.
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We can't merely summon him.
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A god can resist.
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I don't give a shit about getting him.
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- You should.
- I didn't summon him.
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I didn't get raped by him.
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I have no skin in this.
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Reynard is targeting hedges.
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Did you put some kind
of curse on the castle?
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Did I?
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The spell that won World War II
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is called the Rhinemann Ultra?
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Sounds like a not-so-great beer.
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Fine, it's a beer, but
it's a beer that we can use
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- to kill The Beast.
- Meanwhile, Penny comes back
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with cool circa-1985 wrist chains.
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Yeah, super cool how they
keep me from killing myself.
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And then Dean Fogg gives you
all matching tramp stamps?
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I thought tramp stamps
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were supposed to be on our lower back?
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God, I feel like I missed
out on some crazy party
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you'll be talking about
for the rest of your lives.
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Say what you want, but we
brought back weapons and a plan.
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What do you have to show for yourself?
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Ta... fucking... da.
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Your royal accoutrement.
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This is ceremony, people,
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and I expect you to
slather yourselves in it.
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Thank you, Eliot.
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I missed you all.
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And I was bored.
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Come. Sit.
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Wait, is this really
the most important thing
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we could be doing right now?
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I mean, The Beast is still out there
waiting for us...
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The Beast can wait for five minutes.
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You are all Kings and Queens of Fillory.
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Well, almost all of you.
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Just revel in your majesty
for one fucking second.
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Be regal, miscreants.
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Mm.
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You're such a stupid, stupid, man.
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I'm gonna kill you in your sleep.
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El... El... El, you okay?
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Totally fine, why?
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It's just...
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you went away there for a minute.
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Nonsense. I feel great.
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Have a seat.
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I'm kind of on a clock here,
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so we should talk strategy.
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Yeah, we already talked strategy,
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so we just need to catch you up.
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You've been planning without me?
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Yeah... when we were on Earth.
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What did you think we were doing?
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Eliot, we're not trying to exclude you.
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You just weren't there.
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No. No, I wasn't, was I?
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Don't think I don't see how this works.
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You disappear. You come back.
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Matching tattoos, and now
you're three against one.
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I know exactly what you're planning.
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- Don't touch me.
- Sweetie?
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You kind of sound insane.
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Do I?
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Because I promise you...
I will not go down easily.
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Oo-surpers.
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Usurpers.
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Whichever way you're
supposed to pronounce it.
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What just happened?
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He got like this on shrooms once.
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I'll go talk to him.
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I just remembered
something that Julia said,
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and it's starting to
make a lot of sense.
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- You talked to that bitch?
- Yes, he did.
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It was a warning.
Something The Beast said.
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Uh... God, of course. It makes sense.
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I mean, he'd want to
booby-trap his kingdom, right?
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So apparently, he left curses behind.
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Here, actually.
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So you think Eliot might be cursed?
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I mean, she was vague, but I mean...
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Did either of you notice
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that Eliot started acting strangely
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once he took a drink from the goblet?
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I mean, it could be poison or a potion.
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All right, well, we probably shouldn't
drink from ours just to be safe.
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Or maybe it was just some primo
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Fillorian shit that went up his nose,
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and he's on the bad end of a trip
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because he's him.
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Did something happen to you?
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Nope. Nothing.
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I'm fine... Penny.
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Wait. And now you're doing it.
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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I mean like Eliot.
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You're acting all tweaky and shit.
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We're fine.
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Clearly.
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Look, I think we can all agree
that we have a problem here.
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Eliot.
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He's High King. He's cursed.
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- We have no choice but...
- We have to kill him.
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Exactly.
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The thrones.
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They're both cursed.
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This is hard for you. I get that.
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It's hard for us too.
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But it must be done.
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For Fillory.
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But don't tell Quentin...
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I'm going to have to kill him too.
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Right after Margo.
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Margo?
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Margo.
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Margo. Margo. Margo.
We got a serious problem, okay?
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I know. Eliot's cursed.
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No, no. Not just Eliot.
Alice and Quentin too.
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Listen, whatever you do, do
not sit on your throne, okay?
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Fine. Whatevs. I have a plan.
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You gonna help me pick these?
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What's this? An antidote?
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Exactly. For the poison.
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For the... what?
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For the poison.
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I have to drink it first, or
I won't get Eliot to take it.
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Jesus. You're acting like
this is your first regicide.
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Also, it's not the
thrones that are cursed.
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I sat on mine, and I'm totally fine.
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You sat on your...
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Fuck...
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Great. No, it's good.
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- Okay.
- Stop.
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This'll be over soon.
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I'll deal with Eliot and Alice and Q.
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You're welcome.
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Shit.
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The Magicians
02x03 - Divine Eliminations
Original Air Date - February 08, 2017
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So, this is our little fox trap, huh?
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Yeah.
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So, you want to tell me where
you hooked up with your partner?
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The Dirty Dozen?
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Ah. Fillory.
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Fine. Don't tell me.
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Listen, I'm here. I want to help.
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But that asshole seems
like severe psychic damage.
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Look, I get it, okay?
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But he knows a spell to freeze a god.
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I mean, you can't find that
at your local safe house.
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Look, I have survived
this long on my instincts,
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and every one of them is telling me
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that he is bad news.
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He's gonna turn on me.
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Or you. Or both of us.
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He can't, okay? We have an agreement.
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Word as bond.
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Those are tough to break.
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But if anyone could, it's someone
who could freeze a god.
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Are you girls discussing
the nature of our agreement?
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Marina was just asking.
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Straightforward.
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I betray her, she cuts me to the quick.
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So, tell me, what
happens after the tenets
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of the agreement are met?
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Why worry? You'll be long gone by then.
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So, tell me. Are we ready?
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Yeah.
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♪ A-hunting we will go,
a-hunting we will go ♪
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♪ We'll catch a fox and
put him in a box ♪
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♪ And then we'll let him go ♪
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What? Those are the lyrics.
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Benedict, right?
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I need your help.
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What do you do here again?
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Royal mapmaker, sire.
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Is your problem
cartographical in nature?
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Not really.
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What I need, Benedict, is a dagger.
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A stiletto, really.
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Something I can sneak
up and stab someone with.
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But regal.
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I make maps, Your Majesty.
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Well,... surely, someone has
snuck into your office
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and dramatically stabbed a knife
into a map to make a point, no?
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The other Kings and Queens who died...
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we'd always just thought
it was just infighting.
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Greed and power.
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Guess what? It's just
another horrible thing
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The Beast was responsible
for, so how do we reverse this?
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Curses are tricky.
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You don't say.
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They usually end once
they've run their course.
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And not before.
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That doesn't help us.
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This one seems to want to run its
course until they're all dead.
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Shit. Dead.
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- I have an idea.
- Okay.
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Do not let them kill each other, okay?
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Mm-hmm.
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I call on you.
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Our Lady Underground.
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As a child of the Earth...
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I seek you, O Mother.
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- Hey.
- Mm?
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Do me a favor and just believe it.
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A benevolent Mommy who
will solve my problems
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with her Gaia power?
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Yeah. Or Reynard won't show.
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You realize I don't even
own a pair of yoga pants.
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So act.
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I seek to know you, Divine Mother.
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Giver of life and light.
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I ask to gaze upon you.
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To hear your voice.
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To feel the beating heart of you.
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I beseech you. Hear me now.
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What happened? Where are we?
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A park. Few blocks away.
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Is this a joke? Take us back now.
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Well, we can't go back.
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Reynard's scented you before.
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If he smells you again, he won't show.
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If you want him,
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you might just have to
risk losing your bait.
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I'm sorry. You're saying this now?
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Well, if I'd told you before,
would you have agreed to it?
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Fine. I'll walk.
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Oh, excellent idea.
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By the time we arrive,
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he'll be so engrossed
in Marina's evisceration,
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he won't even realize we're there.
264
00:11:37,269 --> 00:11:38,574
You're good.
265
00:11:43,011 --> 00:11:46,255
I ask to gaze upon
you. To hear your voice.
266
00:11:46,291 --> 00:11:47,690
To feel the beating heart of you.
267
00:11:47,725 --> 00:11:50,960
I ask to gaze upon
you! To hear your voice!
268
00:11:51,018 --> 00:11:53,398
To feel the beating heart of you!
269
00:11:58,601 --> 00:12:00,570
Oh, you've got to be fucking kidding.
270
00:12:02,077 --> 00:12:03,206
Fuck this noise.
271
00:12:16,406 --> 00:12:17,487
What's so funny?
272
00:12:17,921 --> 00:12:19,632
You with a crossbow.
273
00:12:20,218 --> 00:12:23,242
You couldn't hit a fat girl
with a fat-girl-seeking arrow.
274
00:12:24,242 --> 00:12:25,826
Oh, don't give me that look.
275
00:12:25,874 --> 00:12:27,640
It's a figure of speech.
276
00:12:28,273 --> 00:12:30,333
No way in hell I'll
miss you from this range.
277
00:12:30,429 --> 00:12:34,337
Well, if you use that arrow
as good as you use your dick...
278
00:12:38,054 --> 00:12:39,562
You enchanted yourself, didn't you?
279
00:12:39,656 --> 00:12:40,710
I'm not an idiot.
280
00:12:42,656 --> 00:12:45,348
Margo says go free.
281
00:12:49,954 --> 00:12:51,171
Oh, fuck...
282
00:12:52,835 --> 00:12:54,248
Jesus Christ.
283
00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:55,591
Penny says go free.
284
00:13:07,438 --> 00:13:08,504
Aah!
285
00:13:11,442 --> 00:13:13,409
You just had to let him save you, huh?
286
00:13:13,874 --> 00:13:15,037
You're such a girl.
287
00:13:15,062 --> 00:13:16,712
You know, I would like to see you dead
288
00:13:16,748 --> 00:13:18,248
regardless of your gender.
289
00:13:18,273 --> 00:13:19,890
Shut up. Both of you.
290
00:13:20,312 --> 00:13:22,084
I'm gonna take you someplace safe,
291
00:13:22,109 --> 00:13:23,264
but if I have to shoot
you to get you there,
292
00:13:23,288 --> 00:13:24,726
I will make sure it hurts.
293
00:13:24,827 --> 00:13:26,389
Gee, thanks, but I'm enchanted.
294
00:13:27,452 --> 00:13:28,492
Aah!
295
00:13:28,906 --> 00:13:30,342
Your enchantment's weak.
296
00:13:30,367 --> 00:13:31,632
Aah!
297
00:13:32,054 --> 00:13:34,030
You shot me, you cock.
298
00:13:34,476 --> 00:13:37,280
Why didn't you shoot her in the neck?
The carotid is right there.
299
00:13:46,648 --> 00:13:47,960
Don't fret.
300
00:13:48,538 --> 00:13:50,170
If Reynard had killed Marina,
301
00:13:50,195 --> 00:13:53,671
don't you think there'd be lots of
little Marina bits lying around?
302
00:13:53,696 --> 00:13:54,937
She ran.
303
00:13:55,593 --> 00:13:57,710
I don't think she even
finished the spell.
304
00:13:58,687 --> 00:14:01,090
We're gonna have to
start this all over again,
305
00:14:01,125 --> 00:14:02,717
and now we've lost Marina.
306
00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:04,171
I don't even know how
we're supposed to do...
307
00:14:04,195 --> 00:14:05,494
Don't be so hasty.
308
00:14:05,530 --> 00:14:07,843
Are you absolutely sure it didn't work?
309
00:14:08,507 --> 00:14:09,732
If I were your fox god,
310
00:14:09,767 --> 00:14:13,187
I might just, say, follow her home
311
00:14:13,476 --> 00:14:15,406
rather than kill her on the spot.
312
00:14:20,273 --> 00:14:21,959
You knew this was going to happen.
313
00:14:21,984 --> 00:14:23,882
Why do you think I
took you out of there?
314
00:14:24,390 --> 00:14:27,650
Chin up. If I'm right, our
little summoning worked.
315
00:14:27,999 --> 00:14:29,462
We just need to find foxy
316
00:14:29,487 --> 00:14:32,528
before he's finished with
his prey, n'est-ce pas?
317
00:14:55,356 --> 00:14:57,723
You just locked us
both inside, you know?
318
00:14:59,723 --> 00:15:01,278
You must be Marina.
319
00:15:09,630 --> 00:15:11,004
Shit. Her wards are up.
320
00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:12,254
We can't get inside.
321
00:15:13,497 --> 00:15:14,606
Can you break them?
322
00:15:17,005 --> 00:15:18,965
Aha. Here.
323
00:15:19,950 --> 00:15:21,192
That's one.
324
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:25,590
Settle in. This may take a bit.
325
00:15:28,129 --> 00:15:31,340
Bad news... you're cursed.
326
00:15:31,762 --> 00:15:34,411
Good news... I think there's a way out.
327
00:15:34,583 --> 00:15:36,184
Does it involve your beheading?
328
00:15:36,209 --> 00:15:37,904
'Cause that's the ending
I'm voting for right now.
329
00:15:37,928 --> 00:15:40,567
I second that. My ass still hurts.
330
00:15:40,592 --> 00:15:41,684
Enough!
331
00:15:41,981 --> 00:15:43,029
Listen.
332
00:15:43,065 --> 00:15:44,698
I can't stop the curse,
333
00:15:44,733 --> 00:15:47,411
so the plan is we're gonna
let it run its course.
334
00:15:47,567 --> 00:15:49,669
By killing you. All of you.
335
00:15:49,705 --> 00:15:51,705
- No likey.
- What's to likey?
336
00:15:51,740 --> 00:15:53,807
The part where you're
dead sounds perfect.
337
00:15:53,842 --> 00:15:54,981
Shut up.
338
00:15:56,044 --> 00:15:58,145
Now, I took a little
trip to get supplies.
339
00:15:59,581 --> 00:16:02,036
Oh, goody. Heroin.
340
00:16:02,825 --> 00:16:05,058
I always suspected this was how I'd go.
341
00:16:05,083 --> 00:16:08,098
Potassium chloride will
shut down the heart.
342
00:16:08,442 --> 00:16:10,739
Adrenaline will kick-start it.
343
00:16:11,364 --> 00:16:14,661
You die. Curse ends. I revive you.
344
00:16:14,696 --> 00:16:17,697
Except what if any part
of that plan doesn't work?
345
00:16:17,733 --> 00:16:19,733
Look, asshole. You don't like my idea,
346
00:16:19,768 --> 00:16:21,079
why don't you go find someone else
347
00:16:21,103 --> 00:16:22,669
to save your annoying fucking life?
348
00:16:22,767 --> 00:16:25,032
I have about a thousand better
things to do with my day.
349
00:16:28,543 --> 00:16:29,876
What the hell?
350
00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:35,602
- Are you okay?
- I'm fine.
351
00:16:35,642 --> 00:16:39,886
My fingers are a little numb
due to the anti-curse things.
352
00:16:39,921 --> 00:16:41,855
Well, that's just perfect.
353
00:16:41,890 --> 00:16:43,501
It's fine.
354
00:16:43,556 --> 00:16:45,095
Uh, it's fine.
355
00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:46,860
So, are we still hostages or what?
356
00:16:46,885 --> 00:16:48,446
Yes. Yes, you are.
357
00:16:49,030 --> 00:16:50,908
Would you point that thing
at their fucking heads?
358
00:16:50,932 --> 00:16:52,332
Everyone please,
359
00:16:52,367 --> 00:16:54,124
please just stand in your corners
360
00:16:54,149 --> 00:16:55,869
and just quietly...
361
00:16:57,118 --> 00:17:00,196
- Dang it, Margo.
- Yeah, yeah. Whatever.
362
00:17:00,852 --> 00:17:02,079
You're dead.
363
00:17:10,051 --> 00:17:12,610
I suppose this is one way to
get the killing bit over with?
364
00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:14,446
Yeah.
365
00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:16,149
This is what I was planning.
366
00:17:16,563 --> 00:17:20,704
The wards around this place
were deceptively advanced.
367
00:17:21,048 --> 00:17:23,657
I'm impressed. You have talent.
368
00:17:25,233 --> 00:17:26,933
I bet you say that to all the girls
369
00:17:26,968 --> 00:17:29,806
right before you rape them,
kill them, and eat their hearts.
370
00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:32,774
You wear that cynicism so stylishly.
371
00:17:33,642 --> 00:17:35,337
It's too bad I know it's a lie.
372
00:17:35,577 --> 00:17:36,665
Is it?
373
00:17:37,649 --> 00:17:40,071
No true cynic would call to the Goddess.
374
00:17:40,816 --> 00:17:43,532
That must hurt, to know
she wasn't listening.
375
00:17:44,119 --> 00:17:46,415
On the plus side, I was.
376
00:17:46,868 --> 00:17:48,321
Listen, I love the foreplay.
377
00:17:48,356 --> 00:17:50,123
It's hot. It really is.
378
00:17:50,158 --> 00:17:51,954
But just get it over with and kill me...
379
00:17:54,149 --> 00:17:55,662
All in good time.
380
00:17:57,884 --> 00:17:59,199
You know, it doesn't take Freud
381
00:17:59,234 --> 00:18:01,467
to see that a god who
likes to prey on chicks
382
00:18:01,503 --> 00:18:04,985
is compensating for
a lack of... something.
383
00:18:06,349 --> 00:18:07,935
What even are you?
384
00:18:08,428 --> 00:18:10,201
God of Goat Herding?
385
00:18:10,654 --> 00:18:12,045
Grapes?
386
00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:13,506
Oh, wait. Is it Manure?
387
00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:17,584
I bet you love coming here
and fucking with mortals
388
00:18:17,619 --> 00:18:20,107
'cause back home in
god-land, you barely rank.
389
00:18:20,724 --> 00:18:23,122
Watch your mouth, or I'll
slice out your tongue,
390
00:18:23,158 --> 00:18:24,855
and I'll eat it in front of you.
391
00:18:25,972 --> 00:18:28,527
You're really not getting the
message that you don't scare me.
392
00:18:28,552 --> 00:18:31,074
Oh, I think I do scare you.
393
00:18:39,174 --> 00:18:43,097
So rare for someone to try to
summon Our Lady on their own.
394
00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:45,800
You're all alone, aren't you?
395
00:18:45,981 --> 00:18:48,519
There's... no else in your life.
396
00:18:48,917 --> 00:18:50,042
Seriously?
397
00:18:50,719 --> 00:18:52,518
Trying to hurt my feelings?
398
00:18:52,554 --> 00:18:53,798
And the best you can come up with
399
00:18:53,822 --> 00:18:56,022
is "why couldn't you find a man?"
400
00:18:56,183 --> 00:18:58,136
Is anyone really gonna miss you?
401
00:18:58,925 --> 00:19:00,605
I tip the pizza guy pretty well.
402
00:19:00,917 --> 00:19:01,917
Hmm
403
00:19:03,204 --> 00:19:04,449
Ah...
404
00:19:06,768 --> 00:19:08,446
You're not totally alone.
405
00:19:09,477 --> 00:19:12,405
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty,
kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
406
00:19:13,675 --> 00:19:14,813
Aww
407
00:19:15,626 --> 00:19:16,733
Cupcake?
408
00:19:17,946 --> 00:19:19,274
What a cutie she is.
409
00:19:20,149 --> 00:19:23,649
You witches and your familiars.
410
00:19:24,452 --> 00:19:27,313
Hmm. You don't care for people,
411
00:19:28,266 --> 00:19:30,227
but you do love her, don't you?
412
00:19:31,459 --> 00:19:32,712
Don't be stupid.
413
00:19:33,001 --> 00:19:35,361
She's just a dumb cat. Put her down.
414
00:19:35,397 --> 00:19:38,876
No. I'd like to pet her.
415
00:19:54,916 --> 00:19:57,278
Oh. Look at that.
416
00:19:57,372 --> 00:19:59,352
I think she might still be alive.
417
00:19:59,387 --> 00:20:00,911
That's funny.
418
00:20:02,551 --> 00:20:03,551
Uh-uh.
419
00:20:05,727 --> 00:20:06,727
No magic.
420
00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:09,716
Aah!
421
00:20:16,012 --> 00:20:17,012
See?
422
00:20:17,567 --> 00:20:19,403
So much more fun to be had.
423
00:20:20,108 --> 00:20:21,411
What's the rush?
424
00:20:36,231 --> 00:20:41,684
Ha! I won, bitches. I'm
High motherfucking Queen.
425
00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:43,763
Get the other needles. Hurry.
426
00:20:43,798 --> 00:20:45,431
Hey! Stay back.
427
00:20:45,467 --> 00:20:46,677
Margo, we don't have time for this.
428
00:20:46,701 --> 00:20:47,800
We got to revive 'em now.
429
00:20:47,836 --> 00:20:49,569
What's best in life, Penny?
430
00:20:49,604 --> 00:20:50,471
What?
431
00:20:50,496 --> 00:20:52,138
What's best in life?
432
00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:53,906
I don't know.
433
00:20:53,942 --> 00:20:57,076
To crush your enemies,
see them driven before you,
434
00:20:57,112 --> 00:20:59,812
and hear the lamentations
of their women.
435
00:21:01,081 --> 00:21:03,174
Come at me, farm girl.
436
00:21:08,698 --> 00:21:11,479
That's one thorough fucking curse.
437
00:21:11,596 --> 00:21:14,495
Is it wrong to say I find her
death extremely satisfying?
438
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:16,029
Okay, come on. I need your help.
439
00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:22,859
Oh, my God.
440
00:21:24,140 --> 00:21:25,273
What the hell?
441
00:21:25,308 --> 00:21:27,960
Welcome back. Loser.
442
00:21:30,013 --> 00:21:31,882
Do you want me to get that?
443
00:21:32,449 --> 00:21:33,671
Aah...
444
00:21:39,437 --> 00:21:40,562
It's time.
445
00:21:42,125 --> 00:21:44,765
Don't know how long I'll
have to cast the Rhinemann.
446
00:21:45,781 --> 00:21:48,296
Ugh. Eliot's right. It's a stupid name.
447
00:21:48,331 --> 00:21:50,093
And I wish I had a beer.
448
00:21:50,327 --> 00:21:51,671
That really doesn't look right.
449
00:21:51,785 --> 00:21:54,074
Does it require me playing Rachmaninoff?
450
00:21:54,304 --> 00:21:57,472
If not... we're fine.
451
00:21:57,507 --> 00:21:59,018
Look, you still got to grab The Beast.
452
00:21:59,042 --> 00:22:00,742
What happens if you
take the bracelets off?
453
00:22:00,777 --> 00:22:02,521
- That's a bad idea.
- Well, then, how are you...
454
00:22:02,545 --> 00:22:03,956
All I have to do is touch him, right?
455
00:22:03,980 --> 00:22:05,179
So I'll tackle his ass, okay?
456
00:22:05,215 --> 00:22:08,738
Well, we are down two cacodemons.
457
00:22:09,152 --> 00:22:11,238
Any ideas how to slow up The Beast now?
458
00:22:11,363 --> 00:22:13,355
Actually, we only have one.
459
00:22:13,523 --> 00:22:14,622
I let mine go.
460
00:22:14,658 --> 00:22:16,808
Oh, Jesus. Come on.
461
00:22:16,894 --> 00:22:18,926
I could feel it. Alive and in my skin.
462
00:22:18,962 --> 00:22:21,040
I couldn't stand the idea
of it being trapped in there.
463
00:22:21,064 --> 00:22:23,031
- Shocking no one.
- Just leave her alone.
464
00:22:23,066 --> 00:22:25,099
It's not like you
have yours. I do, so...
465
00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:26,512
Because you were too much of a pussy
466
00:22:26,536 --> 00:22:27,468
to use it.
467
00:22:27,504 --> 00:22:28,691
I got this, Q.
468
00:22:29,926 --> 00:22:31,840
Okay. Idea.
469
00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:34,175
Do you guys remember
the Sumerian shield charm
470
00:22:34,210 --> 00:22:35,309
we learned in PA?
471
00:22:35,777 --> 00:22:36,577
Like, to keep you safe
472
00:22:36,613 --> 00:22:38,179
from shattered glass or something?
473
00:22:38,316 --> 00:22:39,814
It's a simple spell,
474
00:22:39,849 --> 00:22:41,227
but that doesn't mean it's not powerful.
475
00:22:41,251 --> 00:22:42,995
Especially if all three
of us are casting it.
476
00:22:43,019 --> 00:22:45,987
Use a first-year spell
to stop The Beast?
477
00:22:46,043 --> 00:22:47,388
That sounds like suicide.
478
00:22:47,424 --> 00:22:49,023
Which I've already tried today,
479
00:22:49,059 --> 00:22:50,291
and no, thank you.
480
00:22:50,326 --> 00:22:53,327
- Next.
- No. No. There is no next.
481
00:22:53,363 --> 00:22:56,731
We are running out of time
and options and god jizz.
482
00:22:56,766 --> 00:22:58,866
Look, just imagine dicks, okay?
483
00:22:58,902 --> 00:23:00,579
With one dick, you're
just jerking yourself off,
484
00:23:00,603 --> 00:23:02,403
but with three dicks,
suddenly you've got
485
00:23:02,439 --> 00:23:03,971
six people having sex.
486
00:23:04,007 --> 00:23:05,917
Which is more powerful?
487
00:23:06,730 --> 00:23:10,211
I think your metaphor literally
doesn't make any fucking sense.
488
00:23:10,246 --> 00:23:11,345
It doesn't have to.
489
00:23:11,381 --> 00:23:12,725
It just distracted you long enough
490
00:23:12,749 --> 00:23:14,148
for Alice to power up the spell,
491
00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:17,423
which is all the shield charm has to do.
492
00:23:18,888 --> 00:23:20,088
I see what you did there.
493
00:23:23,026 --> 00:23:24,735
Struck a nerve, didn't I?
494
00:23:28,001 --> 00:23:29,497
Sorry, I wasn't paying attention.
495
00:23:29,532 --> 00:23:31,478
I fell asleep for a moment.
496
00:23:32,423 --> 00:23:34,743
You ever eat something still alive?
497
00:23:36,407 --> 00:23:37,829
Can't say that I have.
498
00:23:38,415 --> 00:23:40,079
Civilized species and all.
499
00:23:41,321 --> 00:23:42,938
You're missing out.
500
00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:47,712
I recommend starting at the far end,
501
00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:50,587
so you can enjoy the fear.
502
00:23:51,774 --> 00:23:53,243
It's chemical.
503
00:23:54,165 --> 00:23:57,142
You can taste it. The fear.
504
00:23:59,267 --> 00:24:02,009
Not to mention the look on
your face. It's priceless.
505
00:24:02,465 --> 00:24:03,465
So why don't you and I...
506
00:24:08,671 --> 00:24:10,271
Apologies for the tardiness.
507
00:24:10,306 --> 00:24:12,640
You wards are rather extensive.
508
00:24:32,462 --> 00:24:33,558
Are we ready?
509
00:24:41,304 --> 00:24:42,347
Hey.
510
00:24:47,758 --> 00:24:48,792
Yeah.
511
00:25:21,845 --> 00:25:23,698
He's fighting the net.
512
00:25:24,534 --> 00:25:26,323
Not sure how much
longer I can hold this.
513
00:25:26,348 --> 00:25:27,648
Jesus Christ, Julia,
514
00:25:27,684 --> 00:25:29,517
would you please just gut this guy?
515
00:25:29,620 --> 00:25:30,933
With pleasure.
516
00:25:36,142 --> 00:25:37,608
No! No...
517
00:25:58,114 --> 00:25:59,114
Now!
518
00:26:02,011 --> 00:26:03,217
- Julia.
- Blow that bitch up!
519
00:26:03,253 --> 00:26:04,685
Let's go.
520
00:26:08,024 --> 00:26:09,333
Move!
521
00:26:34,456 --> 00:26:35,456
No!
522
00:26:36,286 --> 00:26:38,119
I missed him! I missed him!
523
00:26:38,763 --> 00:26:41,106
I missed him! I missed him!
524
00:26:41,131 --> 00:26:42,247
I had Reynard.
525
00:26:42,272 --> 00:26:43,349
He was right in front of me.
526
00:26:43,373 --> 00:26:45,589
Yeah, and then you
screwed up our plan again.
527
00:26:45,614 --> 00:26:46,825
She just grabbed me.
528
00:26:46,849 --> 00:26:48,282
No, you all don't understand.
529
00:26:48,317 --> 00:26:50,417
I had Reynard. I had The Beast.
530
00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:51,794
Fuck this. We're out.
531
00:26:57,279 --> 00:26:58,716
Get off me!
532
00:26:59,014 --> 00:27:00,713
Where are we? Where did you take me?
533
00:27:00,872 --> 00:27:02,083
Subway's that way.
534
00:27:02,176 --> 00:27:03,516
Good luck with your bullshit.
535
00:27:03,552 --> 00:27:04,880
Hey. Take me back.
536
00:27:05,287 --> 00:27:06,486
I need him.
537
00:27:06,898 --> 00:27:08,254
I need The Beast to kill Reynard.
538
00:27:08,290 --> 00:27:09,355
Reynard has the knife.
539
00:27:09,391 --> 00:27:10,701
I can't do it without The Beast.
540
00:27:10,726 --> 00:27:11,812
It's not my problem.
541
00:27:13,261 --> 00:27:14,227
Oh, shit.
542
00:27:14,262 --> 00:27:15,395
Duck!
543
00:27:18,352 --> 00:27:20,460
- Shit...
- What the hell?
544
00:27:20,641 --> 00:27:23,053
The chain was the only thing
keeping my hand from fucking...
545
00:27:23,077 --> 00:27:24,445
- Put it back on.
- I can't!
546
00:27:24,470 --> 00:27:26,178
It's a ritual, and I don't have any...
547
00:27:26,945 --> 00:27:27,911
Oh, no.
548
00:27:27,946 --> 00:27:28,946
Get...
549
00:27:30,813 --> 00:27:31,779
Thank you.
550
00:27:31,814 --> 00:27:33,147
Yeah. No problem.
551
00:27:36,553 --> 00:27:38,531
- You fucking...
- Sorry.
552
00:27:38,835 --> 00:27:40,601
- Not my problem.
- Fuck.
553
00:27:49,031 --> 00:27:50,664
He's injured. Where else would he be?
554
00:27:50,699 --> 00:27:51,984
He has to be at the Wellspring.
555
00:27:52,009 --> 00:27:53,745
The Royal Carriage can
get there in under an hour.
556
00:27:53,769 --> 00:27:55,169
Okay, but if he can just blip in...
557
00:27:55,204 --> 00:27:56,870
Well, hopefully, his accuracy isn't
558
00:27:56,906 --> 00:27:59,006
at its best right now.
I know mine wouldn't be.
559
00:27:59,041 --> 00:28:01,175
Well, if those horses get
us there before The Beast,
560
00:28:01,210 --> 00:28:02,509
I'll gladly fuck them both.
561
00:28:02,545 --> 00:28:05,005
Hey. Shh. Careful. Volume.
562
00:28:05,030 --> 00:28:06,942
I think those are talking horses.
563
00:28:07,341 --> 00:28:08,682
Offer stands.
564
00:28:10,719 --> 00:28:12,341
Hey, can you still do this?
565
00:28:13,013 --> 00:28:14,302
I don't know.
566
00:28:14,497 --> 00:28:16,216
What choice do we have?
567
00:28:17,044 --> 00:28:18,721
Okay, we should send
El and Margo for help.
568
00:28:18,745 --> 00:28:21,060
Wait, you don't want us on
the suicide mission with you?
569
00:28:21,091 --> 00:28:22,347
Ember's temple is nearby,
570
00:28:22,382 --> 00:28:26,011
so just go and petition him for a re-up.
571
00:28:26,089 --> 00:28:27,167
Just in case Alice and I...
572
00:28:27,191 --> 00:28:28,667
Fail? Die?
573
00:28:30,128 --> 00:28:31,223
Sorry. Reflex.
574
00:28:31,258 --> 00:28:32,791
Okay. Fine. We'll go.
575
00:28:47,370 --> 00:28:49,167
Hey. Thought exercise.
576
00:28:51,636 --> 00:28:56,323
Say we kill The Beast. Ahh... what then?
577
00:28:58,261 --> 00:28:59,542
Quentin, I don't know.
578
00:28:59,820 --> 00:29:02,019
It's just... it's a distraction.
579
00:29:02,522 --> 00:29:03,761
Come on.
580
00:29:07,464 --> 00:29:09,105
Um...
581
00:29:11,019 --> 00:29:12,409
I would...
582
00:29:15,144 --> 00:29:17,167
I'd eat an ice cream sundae.
583
00:29:18,752 --> 00:29:20,308
With whipped cream and...
584
00:29:21,386 --> 00:29:23,275
those fake rainbow-colored sprinkles
585
00:29:23,310 --> 00:29:26,089
and... gummy bears on top.
586
00:29:27,808 --> 00:29:29,748
I'm probably gonna try and win you back.
587
00:29:29,783 --> 00:29:31,214
Jesus, Quentin.
588
00:29:31,394 --> 00:29:33,088
I'm sorry. That just sort
of flew out of my mouth.
589
00:29:33,112 --> 00:29:35,186
You know, I'm not a prize.
590
00:29:35,401 --> 00:29:36,988
I know that, but you know what I mean.
591
00:29:37,024 --> 00:29:39,581
No, and you didn't
just lose me like keys.
592
00:29:39,745 --> 00:29:42,128
I know, which is why I feel like I need
593
00:29:43,050 --> 00:29:44,763
to earn back your trust.
594
00:29:44,798 --> 00:29:46,347
This isn't fair.
595
00:29:47,519 --> 00:29:49,347
You can't trap me in here.
596
00:29:50,058 --> 00:29:51,514
You can't trap me in here and expect me
597
00:29:51,538 --> 00:29:53,189
to deal with all this
heavy emotional shit
598
00:29:53,214 --> 00:29:54,606
when all I can handle right now...
599
00:29:54,641 --> 00:29:57,353
all I can handle right now is a
goddamn ice cream sundae, okay?
600
00:29:57,378 --> 00:29:58,343
It's not a trap.
601
00:29:58,378 --> 00:29:59,811
Yes, it is, and why does it sound
602
00:29:59,846 --> 00:30:01,080
like you're trying to fight with me?
603
00:30:01,104 --> 00:30:03,180
Look. You've changed. Okay.
604
00:30:03,821 --> 00:30:07,319
You are not the girl that
I met a million years ago.
605
00:30:07,354 --> 00:30:09,157
You are amazing.
606
00:30:10,133 --> 00:30:12,657
And not that you weren't
amazing before, but...
607
00:30:13,751 --> 00:30:15,460
Quentin, where are you going with this?
608
00:30:15,852 --> 00:30:17,133
You've grown.
609
00:30:18,048 --> 00:30:21,566
And you're still growing,
and my point is that I am too.
610
00:30:21,868 --> 00:30:23,663
Are you saying you're
"not that guy anymore"?
611
00:30:23,688 --> 00:30:26,271
No, I'm saying that I'm not
just that guy anymore,
612
00:30:26,306 --> 00:30:29,218
and I think that you...
I hope that you give me
613
00:30:29,243 --> 00:30:33,555
the opportunity to be better
and actually deserve you.
614
00:30:33,954 --> 00:30:36,414
And I know that that
sounds stupid, but I just...
615
00:30:36,450 --> 00:30:39,050
I feel like we could
die in, like, an hour,
616
00:30:39,086 --> 00:30:42,235
and it's giving me a
lot of clarity right now.
617
00:30:44,493 --> 00:30:45,924
I don't know what to say, Quentin.
618
00:30:45,959 --> 00:30:47,392
Also, I'm gonna make you
619
00:30:47,427 --> 00:30:50,161
the best ice cream
sundae you've ever had.
620
00:30:50,197 --> 00:30:51,896
You're gonna forget Popper 1,
621
00:30:51,932 --> 00:30:55,071
and I'm even gonna
put gummy bears on it,
622
00:30:55,282 --> 00:30:56,412
even though you don't understand
623
00:30:56,436 --> 00:30:58,563
how absolutely disgusting that is.
624
00:31:01,875 --> 00:31:02,954
Quentin.
625
00:31:10,618 --> 00:31:12,784
I'm sorry. I just was in the moment.
626
00:31:12,819 --> 00:31:14,673
Do you still want to fight?
627
00:31:15,789 --> 00:31:16,899
No.
628
00:31:23,330 --> 00:31:24,798
Ember!
629
00:31:25,657 --> 00:31:27,008
Come out!
630
00:31:27,899 --> 00:31:28,827
Hello?
631
00:31:28,852 --> 00:31:30,201
I'm pretty sure Q said
632
00:31:30,237 --> 00:31:32,226
the whole blood-stone
thing works right away.
633
00:31:32,251 --> 00:31:33,571
Fine. Give me your hand.
634
00:31:35,575 --> 00:31:36,674
Just...
635
00:31:38,485 --> 00:31:40,165
Oh, come on.
636
00:31:42,110 --> 00:31:43,819
Ow. That kind of stings.
637
00:31:43,844 --> 00:31:44,962
Poor baby.
638
00:31:46,821 --> 00:31:47,844
Great.
639
00:31:49,641 --> 00:31:51,844
Well, now we're both bleeding.
640
00:31:52,204 --> 00:31:53,821
Maybe Ember isn't home.
641
00:31:54,305 --> 00:31:56,060
He's a god-in-exile.
642
00:31:56,096 --> 00:31:58,430
- Where else could he be?
- I don't know.
643
00:32:03,305 --> 00:32:04,446
Oh, God.
644
00:32:10,758 --> 00:32:12,410
Ah!
645
00:32:12,524 --> 00:32:17,610
Greetings, oh, powerful
and glorious Martin Chatwin.
646
00:32:18,610 --> 00:32:21,419
My goodness. Only half
the man I remember.
647
00:32:21,587 --> 00:32:23,588
You know what happens
if you stay in Fillory.
648
00:32:23,623 --> 00:32:25,356
I know, I know. I'm leaving.
649
00:32:25,392 --> 00:32:28,821
I'm going. I just had
one or two things to do.
650
00:32:29,305 --> 00:32:30,673
Mainly number two.
651
00:32:32,032 --> 00:32:36,087
I have befouled the Wellspring.
652
00:32:36,751 --> 00:32:37,837
Pardon me?
653
00:32:37,862 --> 00:32:40,008
I have left my divine elimination
654
00:32:40,033 --> 00:32:41,391
in the font of all magic.
655
00:32:41,416 --> 00:32:42,423
And it's a stinker.
656
00:32:42,448 --> 00:32:44,431
I really hope you weren't
planning to drink from it.
657
00:32:44,455 --> 00:32:47,743
- It's hardly potable.
- You... what?
658
00:32:48,313 --> 00:32:53,579
Left my leavings... a
godly floater... behind.
659
00:32:54,826 --> 00:32:56,593
In the Wellspring.
660
00:32:59,118 --> 00:33:00,351
I pooped in it.
661
00:33:00,386 --> 00:33:01,969
Am I not making this very clear?
662
00:33:02,415 --> 00:33:03,930
You wretched bastard.
663
00:33:04,415 --> 00:33:05,844
I know your true game.
664
00:33:05,977 --> 00:33:10,594
I know exactly every twist,
you... you stinking man-sheep!
665
00:33:10,630 --> 00:33:12,229
Oh, my heavens. Look at the time.
666
00:33:12,265 --> 00:33:13,998
I really should be going,
667
00:33:14,033 --> 00:33:17,535
although technically, I already went.
668
00:33:18,969 --> 00:33:21,079
I never tire of these jokes. Ta!
669
00:33:23,813 --> 00:33:26,126
Oh! Oh!
670
00:33:28,064 --> 00:33:29,242
Oh!
671
00:33:32,915 --> 00:33:35,050
You stinking man-sheep!
672
00:33:35,085 --> 00:33:36,618
You're no god!
673
00:33:37,254 --> 00:33:40,766
You're no god! You're a farm animal!
674
00:33:41,540 --> 00:33:43,727
Ember actually took a
shit in the Wellspring?
675
00:33:43,752 --> 00:33:44,969
You're a farm animal!
676
00:33:44,994 --> 00:33:46,844
Well, that can't be good for Fillory.
677
00:33:52,907 --> 00:33:55,188
Quentin Coldwater!
678
00:33:55,454 --> 00:33:56,576
Shit.
679
00:33:56,611 --> 00:33:59,313
Why don't you and Alice come join me?
680
00:34:04,219 --> 00:34:05,418
Mm.
681
00:34:05,453 --> 00:34:07,053
You're weaker.
682
00:34:07,088 --> 00:34:08,921
And you're down six fingers.
683
00:34:10,091 --> 00:34:11,624
More than enough to kill you both.
684
00:34:13,428 --> 00:34:16,462
Hard to cast when you're sliced in two.
685
00:34:22,403 --> 00:34:24,055
Quentin!
686
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:26,606
You're a tough piece
of meat, aren't you?
687
00:34:26,641 --> 00:34:27,874
No matter.
688
00:34:37,452 --> 00:34:38,573
Aah!
689
00:34:39,362 --> 00:34:40,518
Ahh!
690
00:34:48,713 --> 00:34:50,338
I guess we're gonna die.
691
00:34:51,065 --> 00:34:53,099
To our pretty corpses.
692
00:34:53,134 --> 00:34:56,569
Children of Earth! I have returned.
693
00:34:56,604 --> 00:35:00,706
Spank my cheeks. You're both royalty.
694
00:35:00,778 --> 00:35:02,298
How delightful.
695
00:35:02,677 --> 00:35:05,081
You have come here to beseech me?
696
00:35:05,862 --> 00:35:07,885
Well, yes.
697
00:35:08,449 --> 00:35:12,551
We have come to beseech your uhm... aid.
698
00:35:12,587 --> 00:35:15,198
Of course! You shall have it.
699
00:35:15,549 --> 00:35:18,257
Oh. Oh, but then
you're going to miss it.
700
00:35:18,293 --> 00:35:20,059
- Miss what?
- All the action.
701
00:35:20,094 --> 00:35:21,627
Between you and me,
702
00:35:21,663 --> 00:35:23,963
I think Alice should make
this a very good show.
703
00:35:24,017 --> 00:35:25,423
No promises, though.
704
00:35:25,495 --> 00:35:26,766
Cheerio! Happy ruling!
705
00:35:26,801 --> 00:35:28,424
- No...
- Ember, we...
706
00:35:29,416 --> 00:35:32,087
Great. Kicked us out before
we could even ask for the jizz.
707
00:35:32,112 --> 00:35:33,112
Margo, look.
708
00:35:34,265 --> 00:35:35,641
Is that all you got?
709
00:35:41,349 --> 00:35:43,823
You're not even a real magician,
are you, Martin?
710
00:35:43,848 --> 00:35:46,463
You're just a scared little boy.
711
00:35:47,055 --> 00:35:49,440
You wouldn't last an hour at Brakebills.
712
00:36:02,315 --> 00:36:03,436
Ahh!
713
00:36:03,604 --> 00:36:04,706
Jesus.
714
00:36:05,139 --> 00:36:06,939
Alice is going full "Harry Potter"
715
00:36:06,975 --> 00:36:08,774
part seven/eight over there.
716
00:36:08,962 --> 00:36:10,749
Oh, God. I hope we're winning.
717
00:36:15,533 --> 00:36:16,932
Damn it.
718
00:36:26,432 --> 00:36:27,665
Alice, what are you doing?
719
00:36:29,145 --> 00:36:31,604
No. Alice, don't. Stop, it'll...
720
00:36:31,629 --> 00:36:32,895
What is she doing?
721
00:36:33,273 --> 00:36:34,505
She can't. She'll Niffin out.
722
00:36:34,540 --> 00:36:35,973
This is not good, Alice.
723
00:36:39,024 --> 00:36:40,290
Alice, stop!
724
00:36:40,333 --> 00:36:41,526
It's okay.
725
00:36:42,295 --> 00:36:43,955
I've got this, Quentin.
726
00:36:47,018 --> 00:36:48,251
Alice, no!
727
00:36:57,729 --> 00:36:58,729
Alice!
728
00:37:02,588 --> 00:37:03,887
No!
729
00:37:12,635 --> 00:37:13,916
Oops.
730
00:37:14,455 --> 00:37:15,678
Too far.
731
00:37:17,427 --> 00:37:18,759
Too bad.
732
00:37:20,932 --> 00:37:23,947
Let's finally finish this.
733
00:37:33,474 --> 00:37:35,006
I did it on purpose.
734
00:37:37,502 --> 00:37:38,760
Move.
735
00:37:40,456 --> 00:37:41,947
- Let's go.
- We have to go.
736
00:37:41,972 --> 00:37:43,447
Go on.
737
00:37:44,331 --> 00:37:46,166
Something you want to say?
738
00:37:47,565 --> 00:37:48,596
Alice.
739
00:37:49,202 --> 00:37:50,729
We can make a deal.
740
00:37:50,893 --> 00:37:53,002
Think of the fun we could have together.
741
00:37:53,697 --> 00:37:54,846
You don't have to...
742
00:37:54,871 --> 00:37:55,937
But I want to.
743
00:38:12,010 --> 00:38:13,440
Disappointing.
744
00:38:23,054 --> 00:38:24,486
Your turn.
745
00:38:33,379 --> 00:38:34,801
Alice!
746
00:38:39,253 --> 00:38:41,097
You got her attention. Now what?
747
00:38:43,215 --> 00:38:46,308
I'm sorry for all the times
I was a total dick to you.
748
00:38:46,468 --> 00:38:48,746
You're talking like you
mean something to me.
749
00:38:48,894 --> 00:38:50,511
Okay. Just...
750
00:38:52,415 --> 00:38:54,048
Alice. Don't.
751
00:39:01,082 --> 00:39:02,613
Go back.
752
00:39:02,638 --> 00:39:04,207
Quentin says go free.
753
00:39:19,824 --> 00:39:21,004
Fuck.
754
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:41,137
Fuck.
755
00:39:51,035 --> 00:39:52,972
Alice.
756
00:39:53,931 --> 00:39:55,152
Alice.
757
00:40:03,647 --> 00:40:05,715
Alice. Hey. Hey.
758
00:40:09,707 --> 00:40:11,832
Q, stop. You're hurt.
759
00:40:12,613 --> 00:40:14,566
Alice. Hey.
760
00:40:15,386 --> 00:40:16,519
You have to stop.
761
00:40:16,544 --> 00:40:18,079
Come on. She might be alive.
762
00:40:18,104 --> 00:40:19,383
- Just stop.
- She might be alive.
763
00:40:19,407 --> 00:40:20,660
You have to stop.
764
00:40:20,865 --> 00:40:23,426
Q, you have to stop.
765
00:40:23,940 --> 00:40:25,769
You have to stop.
766
00:40:27,587 --> 00:40:28,824
You have to stop.
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