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Previously on "The Magicians"...
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This school exists for
a single and timeless purpose:
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to reveal your innate abilities
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and hone them to
the highest degree.
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Holy shit.
I'm doing this.
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Quentin Coldwater.
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There you are.
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All we can do is...
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make them Magicians.
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That's not enough.
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Marina didn't betray my mom.
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She cleaned up her mess.
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Cut to now Marina has to demand
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that I steal shit ten times a week.
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Wait, you know who has
a ton of new stuff?
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Marina.
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Run!
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911, what's your emergency?
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You are a traveler.
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It's a terrible,
life-destroying burden.
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I designed it myself.
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Works by binding your body to Earth.
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You must bare yourself in the presence
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of another magical adept
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and expose your utmost truth.
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I'm falling in love with you.
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I only flirted with you that first day
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because you looked useful,
and you were.
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We stole a lot of shit.
So there it is.
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It's all a lie.
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Hey!
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Alice, I--
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ugh!
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M.E. thinks it was some kind of
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very rare brain hemorrhage.
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Your friend have a history
of that kind of thing?
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She wasn't my friend.
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Then why are you crying?
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I don't know.
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Anyway, you're free to go.
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Somebody waiting out here
to pick you up.
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Says she's your sister.
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That happened, right?
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We flew...
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here to Antarctica?
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I don't want to lose it--
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how it felt.
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I--it--
the sky, it, uh--
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It's like you could feel it
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inside the air.
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Part of it--
all of it, like--
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Everything fit...
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all by itself.
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Penny, can we--
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Birds.
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I never shit so much in my life.
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But at least I got to eat bugs, so...that.
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Now snow.
God, I hate snow.
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Hey, you were told to report here, right?
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By that TA or whatever?
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Uh, yeah.
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I saw him herd another six
or seven kids into the library.
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So what is this then?
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We're here to study with Mayakovsky.
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- Who I hear is crazy.
- You heard wrong.
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Sit.
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I do not ask
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and I do not order twice.
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I hate you.
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I hate all of you.
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And you know why?
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It's the Hammer Charm of Legrand.
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We know this.
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I hate all of you
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because you don't know anything.
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You learn magic like
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parrot learns Shakespeare:
tricks for birdseeds.
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You are all clever pets.
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You.
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Sultry-But-Damaged.
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What is the Hammer Charm of Legrand?
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It's, um--
it's the--
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One day your looks will be gone like that
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and unless there's a brain behind
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those batting eyelashes
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you will be selling oranges
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at an off-ramp.
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It's a spell that makes nails go into boards
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perfectly straight.
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You think you know how to do this,
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I assure you, you do not.
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Ein saat schlug tief--
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Your voices are your enemies.
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A great Magician--
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and as you gaze into your mirrors
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in the coming years,
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you may recall that I
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was the last great Magician
you ever saw,
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a great Magician is magic
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in his bones,
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blood, heart,
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and dick.
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Or lady parts.
Whatever.
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Begin.
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The Magicians
01x07 - The Mayakovsky Circumstances
Original Air Date - February 29, 2016
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Does this say "Ibiza"?
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Yes,
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but this...
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screams "Ibiza."
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Hey, so Ibiza...
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Is a place--
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That we're going to.
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I'm hearing Encanto Octulo this year
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is gonna be, like, off the chain,
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but you have to be invited
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by people who've been...
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And you guys have both been.
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- Twice.
- Right.
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Margo, you look so beautiful.
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Uh, I--I can't even--
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I got this.
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Tell me your name again.
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- Todd.
- Todd.
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Here's the thing.
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Encanto Oculto is a solid week of sun,
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drugs, and magical art.
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Time stops, reality bends,
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and you fuck five times a day.
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On a bad day.
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It sounds awesome.
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It is, Todd.
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It is awesome, but honestly,
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you'd end up in a corner alone.
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Bitter. Bumming everyone out.
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Like last year at the bacchanal.
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Poor-- Wait, what was his name?
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- Um--
- Hmm.
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- Todd.
- Todd.
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How weird is that?
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Todd, you don't want to end up
like the other Todd.
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What happened to him?
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He just wasn't meant to be there.
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He moped and whined
and brought everything down.
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Okay, we were a little wrecked,
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and for fun, someone--
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- someone not us...
- No, not us.
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- Turned Todd into a pig.
- And we ate him.
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Wait, are you guys
messing with me right now?
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Okay.
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Well, I'm just gonna...
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I'm gonna...
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Oh, my God.
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Okay, focus.
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Last thing: the regalo.
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The re-what-now?
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The gift to the elders
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footing the bill for the debauchery.
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Right. What did we get them last year?
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An actual, working bag of dicks.
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Right. It was lame.
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You got anything?
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You?
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I wrote something down.
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These TA's were whispering,
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so I figured it had to be good.
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They were talking about--yes.
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"How to make magical gin."
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Mmm, gin and tonic.
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Strong, classic.
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No one kicks that out of a party.
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Me likey.
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Good, but this you hatey.
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I only got part of the spell.
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We have to dig out the rest in the library.
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Why don't you two just fuck?
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No?
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Then try this:
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work!
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I'm fine, okay
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I'm just--
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I got hooked up with
some sketchy people,
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but I'm fine.
Okay?
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I'll get to this tomorrow.
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Blood's not going to
come out of that sweater.
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You should just throw it out.
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Okay, thanks...
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For getting me home.
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I'll call you.
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- I'm staying.
- What?
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To make sure you're okay.
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You really don't have to do that, I'm--
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The blankets still here?
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Yup.
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What is this?
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It's Arabic.
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I flunked Arabic.
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I got an A.
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Well, partly because I paid
for the exam answers
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in nipple clamps.
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Bag Of Dicks is sounding awful good.
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Ooh, copy that.
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Whoa.
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She means "Hi."
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Are you guys trying to translate Arabic
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because I aced it here?
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I mean, it was a couple years ago, but--
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Yeah, mm-hmm.
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Cry for help.
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Answered.
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- Mike.
- Eliot.
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Margo.
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Yes, yes.
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By all means, congratulate yourselves.
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You are both such winners.
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Possibly your first intelligent communiqué.
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You should have been
rendered mute long ago.
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Now you're probably wondering,
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"What next?"
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Bujold's Nail Extraction, that's what.
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- You need help.
- "Help."
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You can't keep going like this.
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You have no idea what
you're talking about.
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Jules.
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Please.
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This is just like Daddy.
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Daddy was a drunk.
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He was crazy.
I'm not--
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James told us he's worried.
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James?
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Well, let me bring you up to speed.
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James doesn't remember me...
at all.
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He called last month.
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Said the reason you dropped out
was your recovery.
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Well, so much for "anonymous," right?
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He cares, Julia.
So do I.
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It's why I left eight messages.
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I mean if I had known that you were--
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Mom knows you got arrested.
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She has to keep this out of the papers.
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She just got elected to
the board of the Met
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and is trying to close on a new co-op.
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Of course she is.
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She said you're gonna get help, or--
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Or what?
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You tell her that I'm not Daddy.
I'm not crazy.
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She's not sticking me someplace
to rot where she stuck him.
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She's not gonna let go of this.
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Well,
I'm sorry, what can she do?
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You know, I'm an adult.
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Who disappeared,
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confessed to being on drugs,
got arrested.
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You think she doesn't go to the opera
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with ten judges who would
happily commit you?
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She's Mom.
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Fucking bitch.
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Right down to her lizard pumps.
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But I'm not.
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I love you
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and I can keep her away
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and get you help.
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Just please let me.
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I called a place.
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They can take you tomorrow.
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A "place"?
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You remain because you passed
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***
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You may now speak.
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You remain silent?
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Perhaps you're teachable after all.
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Good.
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As that which you will now learn,
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few know and even fewer understand.
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Mind control.
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And these...
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Are your first subjects.
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Uh...
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isn't that kind of unethical?
278
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I mean, even if they're bugs,
they're alive.
279
00:18:20,893 --> 00:18:22,094
They have free will.
280
00:18:22,128 --> 00:18:23,829
We've been taught not to
281
00:18:23,863 --> 00:18:27,532
try to control living things.
282
00:18:27,567 --> 00:18:29,501
How was your lunch today?
283
00:18:29,535 --> 00:18:31,637
Excellent boeuf bourguignon, no?
284
00:18:31,671 --> 00:18:33,472
And how much free will
285
00:18:33,506 --> 00:18:36,441
was exerted by the cow?
286
00:18:37,977 --> 00:18:42,047
Mind control is in everything, everywhere.
287
00:18:42,081 --> 00:18:44,349
We make only one choice:
288
00:18:44,384 --> 00:18:46,885
are you the controller
289
00:18:46,919 --> 00:18:48,687
or controlled?
290
00:18:57,363 --> 00:19:02,034
You do not like the moth I see.
291
00:19:02,068 --> 00:19:03,335
Good.
292
00:19:03,369 --> 00:19:06,305
That which you hate--
293
00:19:06,339 --> 00:19:08,173
or fear,
294
00:19:08,207 --> 00:19:12,811
will motivate you to enslave it.
295
00:19:12,845 --> 00:19:15,380
Ah.
296
00:19:15,415 --> 00:19:17,282
My favorite.
297
00:19:32,298 --> 00:19:34,399
You're psychic?
298
00:19:36,803 --> 00:19:40,439
- You're also Traveler?
- Yeah.
299
00:19:40,473 --> 00:19:44,176
What idiot marked you there?
Don't tell me.
300
00:19:44,210 --> 00:19:47,045
- A well-meaning educator.
- It's saving my life.
301
00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:48,280
It's chaining you to a rock.
302
00:19:48,314 --> 00:19:50,549
You are free.
303
00:19:50,583 --> 00:19:53,885
More free than almost
anyone in this universe
304
00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:55,821
or any other.
Ah.
305
00:19:59,125 --> 00:20:01,259
Where you think you're sticking that?
306
00:20:01,294 --> 00:20:04,429
They told you not to travel, eh?
307
00:20:04,464 --> 00:20:06,732
Too unpredictable,
too hard to control--
308
00:20:06,766 --> 00:20:09,701
Yeah, because it is.
I got zero control.
309
00:20:09,736 --> 00:20:11,570
I don't--I don't even have
a decent sense of direction.
310
00:20:11,604 --> 00:20:13,972
Is like telling eagle
311
00:20:14,006 --> 00:20:17,943
to fear heights.
312
00:20:17,977 --> 00:20:21,079
I teach you to soar.
313
00:20:22,749 --> 00:20:24,416
Yes?
314
00:20:37,830 --> 00:20:39,965
So--so, wait.
315
00:20:39,999 --> 00:20:43,068
So, um--
so, so you know Rick?
316
00:20:43,102 --> 00:20:46,338
Oh, my God, Rick is--
is great.
317
00:20:46,372 --> 00:20:50,876
This magic gin better make us
see unicorns that fart rainbows.
318
00:20:52,378 --> 00:20:56,281
Guys, we have a lot
of work to do here.
319
00:20:56,315 --> 00:20:59,518
Just bang.
320
00:20:59,552 --> 00:21:00,919
Now!
321
00:21:18,037 --> 00:21:19,704
Okay, that was weird.
322
00:21:19,739 --> 00:21:21,206
Describe.
323
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:23,975
Yeah, I was in my hometown
in--in Florida.
324
00:21:24,010 --> 00:21:27,345
Weird. Dull.
Again.
325
00:21:36,255 --> 00:21:37,556
Yes?
326
00:21:37,590 --> 00:21:38,790
Uh, desert.
327
00:21:38,825 --> 00:21:40,325
- Earth?
- Yeah.
328
00:21:40,359 --> 00:21:42,394
Maybe Afghanistan.
There were guys with guns.
329
00:21:42,428 --> 00:21:44,830
Um, I think I saw a drone.
330
00:21:44,864 --> 00:21:47,666
Again.
331
00:21:53,005 --> 00:21:54,372
Fucking volcano!
332
00:21:54,407 --> 00:21:55,640
Jesus.
333
00:21:55,675 --> 00:21:58,810
Which you survived.
Gold star.
334
00:22:03,115 --> 00:22:06,151
Well, you seem to be the only ones
335
00:22:06,185 --> 00:22:08,520
who can't complete the task.
336
00:22:08,554 --> 00:22:11,256
In one case, surprising.
337
00:22:11,290 --> 00:22:12,524
The other...
338
00:22:20,366 --> 00:22:23,435
We try something new.
339
00:22:23,469 --> 00:22:27,405
The rings are wired to zap.
340
00:22:29,475 --> 00:22:32,410
Bug flies into ring.
341
00:22:32,445 --> 00:22:34,212
Ah, Jesus.
342
00:22:34,247 --> 00:22:36,047
Your fate is now tied
343
00:22:36,082 --> 00:22:39,017
to the lowest form of sentient life.
344
00:22:39,051 --> 00:22:42,053
I deem that...
345
00:22:42,088 --> 00:22:44,222
appropriate.
346
00:22:46,325 --> 00:22:48,693
Let's just get one.
347
00:22:48,728 --> 00:22:50,428
Okay.
348
00:22:50,463 --> 00:22:51,696
Upper left.
349
00:22:51,731 --> 00:22:54,599
Okay.
350
00:23:02,408 --> 00:23:03,542
Okay.
351
00:23:08,414 --> 00:23:10,081
- It's working.
- Yeah.
352
00:23:10,116 --> 00:23:11,883
Okay.
353
00:23:15,755 --> 00:23:17,489
Yes! Yes!
354
00:23:17,523 --> 00:23:19,658
Whoa, I am so--
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
355
00:23:19,692 --> 00:23:21,059
- It's okay.
- Sorry.
356
00:23:21,093 --> 00:23:22,894
It's okay.
357
00:23:22,929 --> 00:23:24,996
Whoa--ow.
358
00:23:25,031 --> 00:23:27,591
Quentin!
359
00:23:35,340 --> 00:23:37,642
I--I--
I don't, um--
360
00:23:37,676 --> 00:23:39,322
I'm--I'm--
I'm sorry, really sorry--
361
00:23:39,562 --> 00:23:42,664
Jesus.
362
00:23:42,698 --> 00:23:44,166
Is that vodka?
363
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:45,834
You want me to flunk him
364
00:23:45,868 --> 00:23:49,371
so you can pass this test
with flying colors alone?
365
00:23:49,405 --> 00:23:51,306
No, sir.
366
00:23:53,409 --> 00:23:56,711
I tried.
367
00:23:58,581 --> 00:24:01,016
Again.
368
00:24:01,050 --> 00:24:03,752
No.
369
00:24:05,455 --> 00:24:06,655
Again.
370
00:24:09,859 --> 00:24:11,827
Ha, yes! Yeah!
371
00:24:11,861 --> 00:24:14,763
Oh, my God.
372
00:24:18,534 --> 00:24:20,235
Where's the joy?
373
00:24:20,269 --> 00:24:22,037
The fun?
374
00:24:22,071 --> 00:24:24,573
Why are you both determined
to be so fucking bland?
375
00:24:26,375 --> 00:24:29,377
Wait, are you flunking us?
376
00:24:29,412 --> 00:24:31,847
Sadly, I cannot.
377
00:24:35,418 --> 00:24:37,452
Rest. Eat.
378
00:24:37,487 --> 00:24:40,021
Meet me in the entry at 5:00.
379
00:24:43,392 --> 00:24:45,360
I almost, uh--
380
00:24:45,394 --> 00:24:47,562
I almost died today
381
00:24:47,597 --> 00:24:49,731
and I--I realized I didn't want to die
382
00:24:49,765 --> 00:24:52,901
without knowing, so-
383
00:24:52,935 --> 00:24:54,136
if you--
384
00:24:54,170 --> 00:24:56,071
if you feel like telling me,
385
00:24:56,105 --> 00:24:57,539
I'm here.
386
00:24:57,573 --> 00:25:00,509
I don't have to tell you anything.
387
00:25:01,677 --> 00:25:04,479
I just have to drop my wards...
388
00:25:04,514 --> 00:25:06,548
let you in.
389
00:25:10,453 --> 00:25:14,890
You can see everything.
390
00:25:14,924 --> 00:25:16,691
Come on in.
391
00:25:33,376 --> 00:25:35,510
Your mom...
392
00:25:39,815 --> 00:25:41,683
Jesus, she...
393
00:25:45,388 --> 00:25:48,123
And she's the only person
you love in the world.
394
00:25:50,059 --> 00:25:52,160
Not anymore.
395
00:26:09,745 --> 00:26:11,813
- Oh, my God.
- Oh!
396
00:26:17,086 --> 00:26:19,888
I'm thinking.
397
00:26:19,922 --> 00:26:23,291
You're too pretty.
398
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:27,462
- Okay, listen, listen.
- What?
399
00:26:27,496 --> 00:26:29,698
What if this--Marina?
400
00:26:29,732 --> 00:26:31,900
Okay, what if she got this--
401
00:26:31,934 --> 00:26:33,401
what if she got some serious shit?
402
00:26:33,436 --> 00:26:38,240
I mean, like, really dope,
one-of-a-kind magic.
403
00:26:38,274 --> 00:26:42,877
Maybe it'd buy you out.
For good.
404
00:26:42,912 --> 00:26:45,480
It'd have to be pretty amazing.
405
00:26:45,514 --> 00:26:49,217
It is. I've seen it.
406
00:26:51,187 --> 00:26:53,355
Where?
407
00:26:53,389 --> 00:26:55,824
Mayakovsky's office.
408
00:27:00,596 --> 00:27:03,098
I'd just like to point out
that for the record,
409
00:27:03,132 --> 00:27:05,700
you guys basically did nothing
except each other.
410
00:27:05,735 --> 00:27:08,603
Todd was more helpful than you.
411
00:27:08,638 --> 00:27:12,374
Don't.
I'm just using you for effect.
412
00:27:12,408 --> 00:27:15,243
You're right, Margo.
I'm sorry.
413
00:27:15,278 --> 00:27:17,045
Listen, I really hope
we get a chance
414
00:27:17,079 --> 00:27:18,947
to get to know each other.
415
00:27:18,981 --> 00:27:21,549
We'll give it a whirl
after Ibiza...
416
00:27:21,584 --> 00:27:25,053
- maybe.
- Enough, ladies.
417
00:27:25,087 --> 00:27:28,023
- Shall we magic some gin?
- Please.
418
00:27:41,404 --> 00:27:45,240
Well, that was underwhelming.
419
00:27:48,277 --> 00:27:50,412
Oh, yeah, smart guy?
420
00:27:50,446 --> 00:27:51,546
Todd--
421
00:27:51,580 --> 00:27:54,549
ice, olives, stat!
422
00:28:02,625 --> 00:28:04,159
Oh, no.
423
00:28:04,193 --> 00:28:06,961
Oh, shit.
424
00:28:06,996 --> 00:28:10,231
Not gin--
G-I-N.
425
00:28:10,266 --> 00:28:14,903
This summons a djinn-
D-J-I-N-N.
426
00:28:14,937 --> 00:28:17,405
- A genie?
- Cool.
427
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:19,407
Shut up, Todd.
428
00:28:23,512 --> 00:28:25,747
Wait, this could be great.
429
00:28:25,781 --> 00:28:27,515
I mean, if he grants wishes for real,
430
00:28:27,550 --> 00:28:30,785
and we bring him to Ibiza,
I mean--
431
00:28:30,820 --> 00:28:33,088
that's a fuckin' regalo!
432
00:28:36,625 --> 00:28:40,795
Okay,
this genie totally gets me.
433
00:28:47,570 --> 00:28:48,636
Whoa!
434
00:28:48,671 --> 00:28:50,004
Whoa! Whoa!
435
00:28:53,042 --> 00:28:54,676
The fuck?
436
00:28:59,982 --> 00:29:03,718
Remove your clothes.
437
00:29:10,159 --> 00:29:12,627
Oh, come on.
438
00:29:12,661 --> 00:29:17,565
You think this is the worst
it can be for you?
439
00:29:20,102 --> 00:29:22,537
Do it.
440
00:30:07,540 --> 00:30:08,940
Being out there without fur...
441
00:30:08,974 --> 00:30:10,175
It's brutal.
442
00:30:17,516 --> 00:30:20,718
- With fur--
- It's nice.
443
00:30:37,269 --> 00:30:39,304
Uh...
444
00:30:39,338 --> 00:30:41,072
this isn't gonna be weird, is it?
445
00:30:41,107 --> 00:30:43,875
It doesn't have to be.
446
00:30:54,386 --> 00:30:57,322
How am I supposed to know?
This was your idea.
447
00:30:57,356 --> 00:31:00,425
The genie looked at you.
He was talking to you.
448
00:31:00,459 --> 00:31:02,393
I don't even know what he said.
449
00:31:02,428 --> 00:31:03,928
It was Arabic.
450
00:31:03,963 --> 00:31:06,231
He said, "Yes, Mistress, I understand,"
451
00:31:06,265 --> 00:31:07,599
and then something I didn't get,
452
00:31:07,633 --> 00:31:10,235
and then, "I will do exactly that to him."
453
00:31:10,269 --> 00:31:12,437
To him.
To Mike.
454
00:31:12,471 --> 00:31:13,538
What did you tell him to do?
455
00:31:13,572 --> 00:31:15,273
You were right there.
456
00:31:15,307 --> 00:31:16,274
I didn't say a word.
457
00:31:16,308 --> 00:31:17,942
You didn't have to.
458
00:31:17,977 --> 00:31:19,577
You uncorked him.
459
00:31:19,612 --> 00:31:20,879
He could read your thoughts.
460
00:31:20,913 --> 00:31:22,881
That is fucking rude.
461
00:31:22,915 --> 00:31:25,183
God damn it, Margo.
462
00:31:25,217 --> 00:31:26,784
Okay, just...
463
00:31:26,819 --> 00:31:29,854
okay, nothing bad.
464
00:31:29,889 --> 00:31:33,024
I just wanted Mike to go back
to where he came from.
465
00:31:33,058 --> 00:31:34,759
What does that even mean?
466
00:31:34,793 --> 00:31:39,364
It would be the place where
you first saw him...maybe?
467
00:31:44,303 --> 00:31:45,603
Let's go.
468
00:31:45,638 --> 00:31:47,438
Oh, okay.
469
00:31:52,478 --> 00:31:54,479
You wished my boyfriend away.
470
00:31:54,513 --> 00:31:56,915
Boyfriend?
He's a random cock.
471
00:31:56,949 --> 00:31:58,449
You are unbelievable sometimes.
472
00:31:58,484 --> 00:32:00,652
Other people aren't supposed
to get between us.
473
00:32:00,686 --> 00:32:02,053
He didn't get between us.
474
00:32:02,087 --> 00:32:04,055
I want him with us--
maybe.
475
00:32:04,089 --> 00:32:06,724
- But--
- What's so special about him?
476
00:32:06,759 --> 00:32:08,626
Really?
477
00:32:08,661 --> 00:32:10,962
What makes him more interesting
than the last 10?
478
00:32:10,996 --> 00:32:12,564
Uh, guys?
479
00:32:15,668 --> 00:32:17,936
Mike?
480
00:32:17,970 --> 00:32:19,637
Jesus.
481
00:32:19,672 --> 00:32:22,774
Get up.
482
00:32:24,009 --> 00:32:26,077
What the actual f--
483
00:32:26,111 --> 00:32:27,312
ugh!
484
00:32:27,346 --> 00:32:29,013
He'll only listen to you.
485
00:32:29,048 --> 00:32:30,682
Stop.
486
00:32:33,452 --> 00:32:36,287
Whoa.
487
00:32:36,322 --> 00:32:38,122
Put him back, Margo.
488
00:32:38,157 --> 00:32:39,824
You don't have to say anything.
489
00:32:39,858 --> 00:32:41,492
Just...
490
00:32:41,527 --> 00:32:44,429
Fine.
Shit.
491
00:32:51,670 --> 00:32:53,638
Ugh.
492
00:32:53,672 --> 00:32:54,872
Huh?
493
00:32:54,907 --> 00:32:56,641
Oh, God. Shh.
494
00:32:56,675 --> 00:32:58,610
Okay, baby, come here.
495
00:32:58,644 --> 00:33:00,612
I don't get this part.
496
00:33:00,646 --> 00:33:02,547
My full wish:
497
00:33:02,581 --> 00:33:04,115
that Mike would go back
to where he came from
498
00:33:04,149 --> 00:33:06,384
and suck on some other knob.
499
00:33:06,418 --> 00:33:08,953
So literal.
500
00:33:15,761 --> 00:33:17,295
Swag.
501
00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:19,397
Good enough to trade you
out of Marina's hold?
502
00:33:19,431 --> 00:33:22,667
Small enough for bird flight.
503
00:33:22,701 --> 00:33:24,736
I'll go mix some paste for the spell.
504
00:33:24,770 --> 00:33:26,638
A few minutes, we're flying again.
505
00:33:31,043 --> 00:33:33,478
Go.
506
00:34:04,410 --> 00:34:07,712
Your mental wards are quite strong,
507
00:34:07,746 --> 00:34:09,447
Sultry-But-Damaged.
508
00:34:09,481 --> 00:34:13,851
I couldn't read anything until
you dropped them for Penny.
509
00:34:13,886 --> 00:34:17,622
Then I saw it all.
510
00:34:17,656 --> 00:34:20,124
You have suffered much
for your mother.
511
00:34:20,159 --> 00:34:25,196
And I'm afraid it's not over.
512
00:34:25,230 --> 00:34:29,233
Your mother is dead.
513
00:34:35,741 --> 00:34:40,278
A spell of some kind gone wrong.
514
00:34:40,312 --> 00:34:44,215
I only learned yesterday
through the school
515
00:34:44,249 --> 00:34:48,453
and only just now realized
who she was...to you.
516
00:34:48,487 --> 00:34:50,088
How it all fit together.
517
00:34:51,790 --> 00:34:55,893
You are now free of Marina.
518
00:34:58,664 --> 00:35:01,432
But also...
519
00:35:01,467 --> 00:35:05,403
they know everything at Brakebills.
520
00:35:05,437 --> 00:35:07,839
Who you are, what you've done.
521
00:35:07,873 --> 00:35:10,641
- You cannot go back.
- I was forced.
522
00:35:10,676 --> 00:35:15,947
Brakebills is not a forgiving place.
523
00:35:15,981 --> 00:35:19,917
You deserve better
than their punishment,
524
00:35:19,952 --> 00:35:22,153
which would be...
525
00:35:22,187 --> 00:35:25,256
extreme.
526
00:35:25,290 --> 00:35:26,858
You're planning to fly
527
00:35:26,892 --> 00:35:29,427
tonight with Penny.
528
00:35:29,461 --> 00:35:32,463
You need to think about
his future as well.
529
00:35:32,498 --> 00:35:35,199
His gifts are a curse.
530
00:35:35,234 --> 00:35:37,502
Without training and practice,
531
00:35:37,536 --> 00:35:40,938
they could kill him.
532
00:35:40,973 --> 00:35:43,341
What am I supposed to do?
533
00:35:43,375 --> 00:35:48,279
What we all do each moment.
534
00:35:48,313 --> 00:35:51,616
Decide.
535
00:36:27,519 --> 00:36:30,054
No.
536
00:36:41,897 --> 00:36:43,364
Eliot, come on.
537
00:36:43,399 --> 00:36:46,334
We're gonna miss the opening orgy.
538
00:36:46,368 --> 00:36:48,536
You're not even dressed.
539
00:36:51,507 --> 00:36:53,675
I'm not going.
540
00:36:53,709 --> 00:36:55,677
Fuck.
541
00:36:55,711 --> 00:36:58,146
- You're still mad?
- No.
542
00:36:58,180 --> 00:36:59,958
I mean yes, but that's not why.
543
00:37:00,079 --> 00:37:03,715
I--Mike--Ibiza's not really his thing, so...
544
00:37:03,750 --> 00:37:04,750
It's ours.
545
00:37:04,784 --> 00:37:06,552
And will be again,
546
00:37:06,586 --> 00:37:08,820
along with the million other things
547
00:37:08,855 --> 00:37:10,789
that are just us.
548
00:37:15,662 --> 00:37:18,497
I only have one Bambi.
549
00:37:18,531 --> 00:37:20,399
You're gonna miss me so hard,
550
00:37:20,433 --> 00:37:22,234
you won't be able to get it up.
551
00:37:22,268 --> 00:37:24,102
That's probably true.
552
00:37:25,138 --> 00:37:26,171
Have fun.
553
00:37:26,206 --> 00:37:27,506
Todd?
554
00:37:27,540 --> 00:37:29,074
Todd.
555
00:37:29,108 --> 00:37:30,776
It's your lucky decade.
556
00:37:30,810 --> 00:37:32,344
Pack a swimsuit.
557
00:37:32,378 --> 00:37:33,979
Seriously?
558
00:37:34,013 --> 00:37:35,647
Ground rules:
559
00:37:35,682 --> 00:37:37,416
you need to fit in,
560
00:37:37,450 --> 00:37:38,984
so don't talk.
561
00:37:39,018 --> 00:37:41,320
Um...
562
00:37:41,354 --> 00:37:43,188
See that she hydrates,
563
00:37:43,223 --> 00:37:45,190
wears sunblock, and waxes.
564
00:37:45,225 --> 00:37:47,593
Mama's down south can get jungly.
565
00:37:50,129 --> 00:37:52,798
And you're in charge of the genie.
566
00:39:11,911 --> 00:39:14,680
Hey.
567
00:39:14,714 --> 00:39:17,582
Come back to bed.
568
00:39:17,617 --> 00:39:19,618
Be right there...
569
00:39:29,429 --> 00:39:32,030
- Hey, where's Kady?
- Who gives a shit?
570
00:39:32,065 --> 00:39:34,733
Alice, Quentin.
571
00:39:34,767 --> 00:39:38,070
I got you both to drop
your fears and inhibitions.
572
00:39:38,104 --> 00:39:39,871
For that you should be
eternally grateful,
573
00:39:39,906 --> 00:39:43,709
but I give you more.
574
00:39:43,743 --> 00:39:47,112
I give you your life's purpose.
575
00:39:47,146 --> 00:39:49,715
Go and live
576
00:39:49,749 --> 00:39:54,219
to prove me wrong.
577
00:39:54,253 --> 00:39:56,321
Love each other,
578
00:39:56,356 --> 00:39:58,390
be honest and kind,
579
00:39:58,424 --> 00:40:01,593
faithful and happy,
580
00:40:01,627 --> 00:40:04,129
and then,
581
00:40:04,163 --> 00:40:06,665
come back here in 50 years
582
00:40:06,699 --> 00:40:09,101
with your perfect family
583
00:40:09,135 --> 00:40:12,938
and gloat over my frozen corpse.
584
00:40:14,474 --> 00:40:17,442
You're welcome.
585
00:40:17,477 --> 00:40:18,810
Quentin...
586
00:40:18,845 --> 00:40:20,912
why?
587
00:40:20,947 --> 00:40:22,814
Why the fox?
588
00:40:22,849 --> 00:40:26,585
Why not mollusk or firefly?
Why?
589
00:40:26,619 --> 00:40:28,820
The fox knows
590
00:40:28,855 --> 00:40:32,190
and I knew...
591
00:40:32,225 --> 00:40:34,760
everything I needed
to survive was me
592
00:40:34,794 --> 00:40:36,428
and it's not just to survive,
593
00:40:36,462 --> 00:40:39,931
but to be happy.
594
00:40:39,966 --> 00:40:42,200
I was...
595
00:40:42,235 --> 00:40:43,802
happy.
596
00:40:43,836 --> 00:40:46,671
The fox is in you now--
597
00:40:46,706 --> 00:40:50,375
both of you.
598
00:40:50,410 --> 00:40:52,511
Feed it.
599
00:40:57,350 --> 00:40:59,885
You really are a great teacher.
600
00:41:01,888 --> 00:41:03,855
I know.
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