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Ah.
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Now, look confident, see?
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Remember, the only way
we're gonna get this money here
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is for us to look
like we don't need it.
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Pop, as soon as they find out
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we're the same Sanford and Son
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from Sanford and Son,
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they're going to
know we need it.
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I mean, we're not exactly
the number-one business
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in Los Angeles, you know.
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Hey, how are you, Fred?
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Hey, fine, Harvey.
How's Hortense?
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Hey, you know my son, Lamont.
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Sure, Lamont. How
you doing, Harvey?
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Look, we'd like to talk to you,
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but we got an appointment
with Mr. Phillips,
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we're a little late.
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See, we're going to see him
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regarding a conglomerate
merger, and some deficit financing,
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and corporate restructure.
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Ah, broke again, huh, Fred?
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Now, wait a second...
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Yeah, you got it, Harvey.
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Do I look broke?
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You look like my brother, Al.
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Your brother Al's dead!
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And that looks like the
suit he was buried in.
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Come on, Pop. Let's go.
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It was nice seeing you, Harvey.
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Yeah, right, son.
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Hey, listen here,
Harvey. You stick around.
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See, when we come back out
here we're gonna need somebody
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to protect us with all this
money we're fixing to get.
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Hey, let me explain
something to you, Pop.
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Now, you're not
going to get this $1500
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as fast as you think
you are, you know.
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When he hears why we want
it, he'll be glad to give it up.
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Then maybe you
could give that suit up.
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Ah, excuse me, please.
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Ah, Fred G. Sanford
to see Mr. Phillips.
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Oh, Mr. Sanford,
please sit down.
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Thank you, but
I'll just sit down.
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And you are?
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Lamont Sanford.
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Yes, Lamont here,
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he's Secretary-Treasurer
of our conglomerate,
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and chairman of
my distributing chain,
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and vice-emperor of our empire.
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Oh, it's nice to
meet the both of you.
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I pass your empire every
day on my way to work.
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Miss Rhodes, please
hold all the calls.
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Yeah, listen here,
and hold mine too.
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Now, what can I do for you?
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Not a thing.
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It's what we can do
for you, Mr. Magnesia.
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Ah... that's Phillips.
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Your business is to
loan money, ain't it?
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I mean... is it not? Yes.
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Well, I'm here to help
you stay in business.
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We'll take $1500, and
now where do I sign?
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Oh, uh, maybe I can explain.
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You see, we... we're thinking
of... of an expansion program.
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Yes, an expansion program.
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Yeah, we want to take over
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an existing piece of property...
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Piece of Property.
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And develop it
to its full potential.
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We're full of potential.
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Oh, that sounds
very interesting.
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We knew you'd feel that way.
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Where do I sign?
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Oh, now wait a minute.
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It's a little more
complicated than that.
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I'll... I'll need a little
more information.
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Okay, but let's speed
it up, here, shall we?
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I mean, you'll find
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that our financial
position is strong,
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our physical earnings are up,
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and our parking
meter is running out.
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Now, the nature
of the $1500 loan?
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Well, see, there's
a house next us
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that's just recently
been vacated,
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and we want to take it over.
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Uh, buy it?
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No. No, we want to rent it.
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We feel that the
money that we get
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for the... for the rent
would, you know,
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give us a nice little income.
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Oh, that... that sounds good.
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Thank you. Where do I sign?
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Now, um, how did you
arrive at your $1500 figure?
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I went to Vic Tanny.
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Where did you arrive
at your $15-looking face?
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Mr. Sanford,
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I can understand
your impatience,
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but I... I need to know
why you want the $1500.
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Well, first we gotta pay
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the last month's
and first month's rent,
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and, you know,
do a little plumbing,
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a little advertising, and
we wanted to get a sign.
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Yeah, and then
clean up the place,
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because, see,
the previous tenant
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was a Puerto Rican named Julio
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and... and it's gonna cost
us a couple of hundred dollars
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just to get rid of
them chili stains.
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Well, it seems feasible.
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Well, fease it.
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And, as you know,
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we're anxious to help
the small businessman.
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Small businessman?
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Well, I'm only 5'7".
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I mean... here.
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There's my signature.
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Now, you put it
anywhere you want to.
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Now, just give me 1500 bucks.
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Um, is this to be
a personal loan?
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No, no, no. Uh, this is, uh...
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to be made out to...
uh, to the empire.
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Yeah, you see,
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our... our tax man thought
it would be to our advantage
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if we took out a
business loan, you know,
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when it comes time
to fill out income tax.
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That's what Bubba said?
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What collateral
do you have? Huh?
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Uh... you know. Stocks,
bonds, property, gold, di...
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Yeah, keep on
going. Keep on going.
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Uh, Mr. Sanford, I can't believe
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that you've been in
business all these years
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and you have no
collateral to put up?
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Please believe it.
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Mr. Sanford.
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I got a sister-in-law
named Esther.
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Now, you can shove
her up your vault
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until I get the money
to pay you back.
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Look, I'm... I'm going
to gamble with you.
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Let's just fill out this form.
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Thank you.
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Hey, you're not
going to be sorry.
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Look, uh, excuse
me for a minute.
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I've got to go put some
money in the parking meter.
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Just knock on the door
and the guard will let you in.
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Hey, Pop, you got a
nickel for the meter?
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A nickel?
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Uh, say, Maggie?
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Uh, do you have
change for a dollar?
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I think so.
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Well, let my son have a nickel
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and make that loan out
for $1500 and five cents.
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Hey, Pop, try and answer
the questions straight.
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No fooling around, all right?
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I know what I'm doing.
I know what I'm doing.
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You think I'm crazy?
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Go ahead, man.
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Um, age.
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Upper 50s.
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Exactly how upper?
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Uh, 57.
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Uh, teen.
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Sixty-seven.
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I'm sorry, gentlemen.
We are closed.
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Good. We make it a rule
never to hold up an open bank.
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Well, sir, you can
come back and uh...
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Uh, the withdrawal slips
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are the pink ones on the right.
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You don't have to announce us.
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We'll introduce ourselves.
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Can I do it, Al?
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This is my first time,
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and I want it to be special.
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Sure, Mel. Go ahead.
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Oh, what a guy.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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[IN A LOUD VOICE] Hi, everyone.
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This is an armed robbery
and one of us is a known killer,
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so stick 'em up, stick 'em up.
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How was I, Al?
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You did good, kid. Good.
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All right, everybody,
on the floor!
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Come on! Go on around there.
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Listen, now.
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Remember, I was
the first one here,
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so hold out my 1500.
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Come on, Mr. Ambassador.
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You too. On the floor!
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Listen... listen, pal,
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just leave 1500 here,
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because they got
thousands of stuff here
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over in the vault.
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Just leave my 1500.
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You men don't have a chance
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to get out of here
with this money.
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We'll get out of
here with all of it.
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Listen, then. You'd
better sit down,
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because you'll have
to fill out a lot of forms.
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Hey, I don't want
to hurt you, old man.
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Old man?
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Old man?
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Listen, who are you
calling an old man?
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I... I... I'll be 103
Thursday night.
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Look, why don't you guys
just forget about this job?
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I... I've pushed the alarm.
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The police could
be here any minute.
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The police don't never
get nowhere in a minute.
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Hey, Melvin.
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You, empty out the drawers,
and you, open that vault.
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That's impossible.
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Listen, dummy, open that vault.
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Open up that vault.
Why risk your life?
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Don't risk your life.
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Give them what they
want... Less my 1500.
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[KNOCK AT THE DOOR]
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Al, there's
somebody at the door.
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LAMONT: Hey, Harvey, it's me.
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Who's me?
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Go away, me.
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Come on, open it up. Open it up.
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And if there's any
trouble, we shoot.
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Oh, please, let it be Esther.
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How come it took you so...
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What's going on in here?
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What do you think is going
on? It's a bank robbery, dummy.
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And we're the bank robbers.
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I'm Melvin Herman,
and this is Al...
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Shut up!
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Robinson.
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Melvin Herman?
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Oh, my gosh.
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Lamont. Lamont Sanford!
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Melvin Herman,
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the cheerleader from
junior high school?
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Well, I used to
be a cheerleader,
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but now I'm a bank robber.
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Give me a B, give me an A,
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give me an N, give me a K,
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give me all your money,
I'll say "Hip-hip hooray"!
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[GUN FIRES]
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That was you!
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Oh.
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Now, okay, pal, on the floor.
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Yeah, on the floor. On
the floor. On the floor.
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[SIRENS WAILING]
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See? I told you they'd be here.
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All right, everybody, over here.
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Come on. Move it!
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First cop through that
door, this thing goes off.
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What about my loan?
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You've got bigger problems now.
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POLICE OFFICER: You in there.
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Come out with your hands up.
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You make one move and
these seven hostages get it!
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These six hostages get it.
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How much did we get?
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Do I have to tell you?
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How much?
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A hundred and six dollars.
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What?
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And 57 cents. That's impossible.
259
00:10:36,703 --> 00:10:38,047
No, it's not.
260
00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:40,516
Look at the neighborhood.
261
00:10:40,540 --> 00:10:43,219
There's also about a
dozen toasters back there.
262
00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:44,721
Oh, no. That's for new accounts.
263
00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:47,423
Hey, listen, why don't you
guys open up a new account,
264
00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:50,660
take your toaster, and
get the hell on out of here?
265
00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:52,294
Okay, you. Where's the money?
266
00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:54,931
Well, most of it's in the safe,
can't be opened till tomorrow.
267
00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:56,099
Wait a minute.
268
00:10:56,123 --> 00:10:57,500
I can't stay here until
tomorrow morning.
269
00:10:57,524 --> 00:10:58,901
I got business to take care of.
270
00:10:58,925 --> 00:11:00,036
I got deals to make,
271
00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:01,037
I've got mergers to complete,
272
00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:03,606
I've got a suit to return.
273
00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:05,808
POLICE: There's no way
for you to get out of there.
274
00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:07,010
Come out with your hands up.
275
00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:08,210
What are we gonna do, Al?
276
00:11:08,234 --> 00:11:09,211
Quiet, I'm thinking.
277
00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:11,280
Hey, Melvin...
Quiet. He's thinking.
278
00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:12,615
POLICE: You've got two minutes.
279
00:11:12,639 --> 00:11:13,616
Hey, Melvin, there's no way
280
00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,018
you're gonna get
out of this, man.
281
00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:16,252
Why don't you give yourself up
282
00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:18,054
and they might go
easy on you in court?
283
00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:19,822
Lamont was always
the smart one in class.
284
00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:21,257
Yeah? Well, why
didn't he graduate?
285
00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:23,693
May I offer a suggestion?
286
00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:25,061
Be quiet!
287
00:11:25,085 --> 00:11:27,063
Listen, man, why don't
you just try to figure out
288
00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:28,665
how am I going to get my money
289
00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:30,466
after they take all
this stuff out of here.
290
00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:32,068
Hey, Pop, would you
forget about the loan?
291
00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:33,670
We got other problems.
Forget about the loan?
292
00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:37,040
Son, life goes on even if
they steal all the money.
293
00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:38,041
Life goes on
294
00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:40,043
even if they shoot
their way out of here.
295
00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:44,147
Life goes on... Even
if they shoot you?
296
00:11:44,171 --> 00:11:48,017
No, then life... life
stays and I go on.
297
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:50,687
Knock it off, huh? Knock it off.
298
00:11:50,711 --> 00:11:52,288
Now, for the last
time, I'm telling you,
299
00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:53,422
everybody, on the floor!
300
00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:56,793
And for the first
time, I'm telling you,
301
00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:59,929
my back and my legs
don't do that kind of stuff.
302
00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:01,330
Okay, listen, pal,
303
00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:04,100
Now, I'm... I'm giving
you your final warning.
304
00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:05,234
Now, this whole thing
305
00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:06,869
is starting to get
me a little jittery.
306
00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,071
Now, you got one more chance
307
00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:09,405
to get out of here unharmed...
308
00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:10,639
If you cooperate.
309
00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:12,775
Understand? Cooperate!
I'm cooperating.
310
00:12:12,799 --> 00:12:15,144
Everybody, get on the floor.
I ain't gonna tell you again.
311
00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:16,168
On the floor!
312
00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:19,716
AL: We want to talk.
313
00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:21,650
He wants to talk!
314
00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:23,352
POLICE: We've
got nothing to say.
315
00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:24,420
They've got nothing to say.
316
00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:25,521
Yeah, I heard them.
317
00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:28,124
I'm just cooperating.
318
00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:30,159
You got nothing to say, huh?
319
00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:31,360
Well, let me help you out.
320
00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:32,795
Uh, how about, uh...
321
00:12:32,819 --> 00:12:35,497
"Isn't it a shame that all
those hostages got shot?"
322
00:12:35,521 --> 00:12:37,466
POLICE: All right.
323
00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:38,467
Come out and we'll talk.
324
00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:39,802
Uh-uh. No, no, no.
325
00:12:39,826 --> 00:12:42,438
You send a cop in, and
I'll tell him what we want.
326
00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:43,806
Make sure he's unarmed,
327
00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:46,542
and just to make sure
he's not carrying anything,
328
00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:47,910
have him strip to his shorts.
329
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:50,512
Gosh. He'll catch his death.
330
00:12:50,536 --> 00:12:52,303
You promised we
weren't going to be cruel.
331
00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:57,053
You just can't get
good help these days.
332
00:12:57,077 --> 00:12:58,357
It's impossible.
333
00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:02,691
Well, do I get a cop or not?
334
00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:05,494
POLICE: Okay. He's coming in.
335
00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:06,518
[KNOCKING]
336
00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:28,885
Officer Hopkins here
for the peace talks.
337
00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:31,020
Before we begin all
of this negotiating,
338
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:33,022
I have got to know the
condition of the people
339
00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:34,023
you're going to kill.
340
00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:36,793
Hey, we're all fine, Hoppy.
341
00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:38,494
Well, I think I would prefer
342
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:41,264
a professional
medical opinion on that.
343
00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:44,533
Mr. Sanford? How's your heart?
344
00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:45,835
Well, if my heart goes,
345
00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:49,571
I can always borrow
one off your underwear.
346
00:13:49,595 --> 00:13:53,142
Are you really a cop?
347
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,511
Yes, I am a cop,
348
00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:59,548
and I wear my uniform
with unmitigated pride.
349
00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:02,151
Uh, that is, when
I'm wearing the...
350
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,552
And you, what about you?
351
00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:06,355
You are the... the
head crook, I presume.
352
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:07,356
Is that correct?
353
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:08,791
Yes, you are correct,
354
00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:10,326
and this is what we want...
355
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:15,865
Well, okay. Shoot... I
mean, uh, go ahead.
356
00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:17,366
A car outside that door.
357
00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:20,169
Car outside... door.
358
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:21,737
All you cops gone.
359
00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:23,605
Cops will be gone.
360
00:14:23,629 --> 00:14:25,041
And a plane at the airport.
361
00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:26,742
And a pla... plane where?
362
00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:27,743
At the airport.
363
00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:29,145
Yeah, the airport. Yeah.
364
00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:30,146
Plane at the airport.
365
00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:31,981
Now, how about the hostages?
366
00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:32,982
What about them?
367
00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:34,416
Well, they will
have to be released
368
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:37,220
before we can acquiesce
to any of these demands.
369
00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:38,687
No deal.
370
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,289
You can't get
them all in the car.
371
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:41,790
I get carsick.
372
00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:43,893
Would you rather be shot?
373
00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:46,157
Oh, I'll share the driving
and chip in on the gas.
374
00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:52,601
Now, uh, about these hostages
that appear to be doomed...
375
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:53,602
All right.
376
00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:54,937
We'll keep one.
377
00:14:54,961 --> 00:14:57,806
If you need a
volunteer, I'll stay.
378
00:14:57,830 --> 00:15:00,542
You've got a brave
son there, Mr. Sanford.
379
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,578
I know it, and I'm proud of him.
380
00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:03,746
Yeah. Thanks a lot, Pop.
381
00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,982
I hope you realize that
your chances of survival
382
00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:09,285
with this mad-dog
killer are quite slim.
383
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:11,387
However, you will be remembered
384
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:12,788
as the man with the big heart.
385
00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:15,091
And the big mouth. Yes.
386
00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:18,427
Well, I will relay
all of these requests
387
00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:20,963
to my superiors.
388
00:15:20,987 --> 00:15:23,165
And no tricks.
389
00:15:23,189 --> 00:15:26,135
Well, I, uh, have
nothing up my sleeve,
390
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,437
because I...
391
00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:30,901
I'll just, uh, go and tell them.
392
00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:40,216
Gee, Lamont, you're
so strong and heroic.
393
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,919
I wish I had got to know
you better in Algebra.
394
00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:44,686
I might be whatever you are.
395
00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:45,721
Whatever are you?
396
00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:47,189
A junk man.
397
00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:49,858
Maybe Algebra isn't
all that important.
398
00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:52,494
Hey, look. I'm not
heroic or anything.
399
00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:54,530
I just don't want anybody
to get hurt, you know?
400
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:55,764
POLICE: You in
there, Officer Hopkins
401
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:59,201
has given us your
demands, and we agree
402
00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:01,737
if you let everyone out safely.
403
00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:02,805
They're on their way.
404
00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:03,949
Come on. Everybody, out.
405
00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:07,709
Lamont, son,
406
00:16:07,733 --> 00:16:09,645
you're the best son a
father could hope for,
407
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:12,514
but I don't want you
sacrificing your life for me.
408
00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:14,317
I mean, you're young.
409
00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:16,518
You're young, and you've got
your whole life ahead of you.
410
00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:17,920
I'll be the hostage and you go.
411
00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:19,455
He is going.
412
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:20,756
You're staying.
413
00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:22,981
But he volunteered.
414
00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:27,063
Look, I'm running this robbery,
415
00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:28,630
and, you see,
416
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,833
they wouldn't take a chance
with an old man in here.
417
00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:32,556
Come on. Get going.
418
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,378
Hey, now. That's good.
Now everybody's gone.
419
00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:44,713
Now, go crack that
safe and get my 1500,
420
00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:46,582
and y'all can keep the rest.
421
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:49,318
Get that car and
get out of here!
422
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:50,319
Wait a minute.
423
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:51,920
What do you intend
on doing with me?
424
00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:53,755
Oh, you're coming in
the car with us. Then?
425
00:16:53,779 --> 00:16:56,425
Well, you'll be our protection
all the way to the airport.
426
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:57,726
And then?
427
00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,328
Then you'll get in
the plane with us.
428
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:00,662
And then?
429
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:02,498
Then we'll throw you out.
430
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:03,522
Oh...
431
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:09,071
Here it is! The
whopper! The whopper!
432
00:17:09,095 --> 00:17:10,806
It's the biggest one
of all times, honey.
433
00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:15,211
Oh, open up the big
vault in the sky, Elizabeth.
434
00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:17,846
I'm about to make a deposit.
435
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,115
Me, honey.
436
00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:20,316
Did we scare him too much?
437
00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:21,717
Yeah, he looks bad.
438
00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:25,087
It's here, Elizabeth.
I'm coming, honey.
439
00:17:25,111 --> 00:17:27,256
Meet me at the gates.
440
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,991
I'll be the one with no money.
441
00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:31,593
He looks ready to cash in.
442
00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:33,195
Hey, you promised me
there'd be no trouble.
443
00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:34,730
And I promised my wife.
444
00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:37,333
She knew it'd be this awful,
she'd have put a ky-bosh on it.
445
00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:38,367
A ky-bosh?
446
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:39,435
Hey, quiet. I'm thinking.
447
00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:41,037
Oh!
448
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,204
Quiet. He's thinking.
449
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:44,873
Oh.
450
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,276
Hey, if he dies, this
could be a murder rap.
451
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:48,877
LAMONT: Hey, Al,
I forgot to tell you,
452
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,380
my father's got
a heart condition.
453
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,215
Well, if he don't want a
hole-in-the-head condition,
454
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:54,616
you'd better get
away from there.
455
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,052
Do what he says, Lamont.
456
00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:57,553
He's vicious.
457
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:58,876
I've seen him eat kidneys.
458
00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:02,158
Get going.
459
00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:03,659
POLICE: We're leaving your car.
460
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:06,295
I'm halfway there, Elizabeth.
461
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:07,296
Oh, hello, cloud.
462
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:08,797
AL: Hey... hey. Wait a minute.
463
00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:10,099
Wait a minute.
464
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:11,934
Hey, the old man
is dying in here.
465
00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:13,369
Send in some help.
466
00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:15,938
But no policemen. Just doctors.
467
00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:18,307
Hey. Hi, I'm Freddy.
Are you Gabriel?
468
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:19,975
Hurry up! Hey, oh...
469
00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:21,544
Hey, yo... you'll be all right.
470
00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:22,945
Hey, we're not killers.
471
00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:24,646
We're just trying
to make a living.
472
00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:27,649
And I'm just a little guy
trying to make a dying.
473
00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:31,753
Oh... Hey.
474
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:32,955
Doctors with a stretcher.
475
00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:33,956
Hurry up, before he dies.
476
00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:34,957
DOCTOR: We'll need some help.
477
00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:36,792
I'll help. DOCTOR: You too.
478
00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:37,793
Hands up.
479
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:40,129
Over against the
counter. Let's go.
480
00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:41,197
What about me?
481
00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:42,898
Your son said you're okay.
482
00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:45,667
That dummy. Who... wha... wha...
483
00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:46,668
What if I was dying?
484
00:18:46,692 --> 00:18:48,770
Everything's under control.
485
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:50,839
Hey, Pop. Are you
okay? No, I'm not okay.
486
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:52,475
Suppose I was
having a real big one
487
00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:53,909
and I was going.
488
00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:56,044
You wasn't going nowhere
until you got the money
489
00:18:56,068 --> 00:19:00,316
from that loan and you know it.
490
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:01,550
Hey, wait a minute. Reward.
491
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:02,684
Claim the reward.
492
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:04,820
Is... Is there a reward
for these dudes?
493
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:06,688
No, I'm sorry, Mr. Sanford.
There's nothing.
494
00:19:06,712 --> 00:19:10,926
You know, I hate
you. You know that?
495
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:12,128
But I'll take into consideration
496
00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:14,230
your bravery when I
process your application.
497
00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:15,931
You're nice.
498
00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:20,169
Ah, there you are,
safe and sound.
499
00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:21,937
Yeah. I could have
been dead and gone.
500
00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:23,539
Oh, never fear, Mr. Sanford.
501
00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:24,840
The law is here.
502
00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:25,841
Oh, and by the way...
503
00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:27,209
Lamont, here's a citation.
504
00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:29,445
Overtime parking on the truck.
505
00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:32,515
How would you like an
overdue punch in your nose?
506
00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:34,316
Ah, we'll take care of
that ticket, Mr. Sanford.
507
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:35,651
Oh yeah. You... you...
508
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,453
You know, you've
turned out to be all right.
509
00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:38,854
And let us know about the loan.
510
00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:40,055
Oh, you'll get your loan.
511
00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:41,690
Really? I mean, that's great.
512
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:43,125
Really, you'll give us the loan?
513
00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:44,593
That means we're
going to be able
514
00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:46,094
to open up the Sanford Arms.
515
00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:48,096
Hey, that's great.
That's great, Pop.
516
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,565
Bye, Lamont.
517
00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:51,433
I'm sorry it turned
out this way, Melvin.
518
00:19:51,457 --> 00:19:52,701
Oh, that's okay.
519
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:54,370
You know, I... I really
envy you, Lamont.
520
00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:56,438
You have something
I never had...
521
00:19:56,462 --> 00:19:58,940
a really wonderful,
marvelous father.
522
00:19:58,964 --> 00:20:00,209
If I'd a father like him,
523
00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:02,978
why, I might have turned out
to be a better human being.
524
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:04,402
It's been an honor, sir.
525
00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:06,137
[SNIFFLES]
526
00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:12,688
You know, I really liked him.
527
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,352
Why couldn't you be
more like that, dummy?
528
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:20,529
You say this is
going to be live?
529
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:21,564
That's correct.
530
00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:22,565
Ah, good afternoon.
531
00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:23,666
Don Martinson here,
532
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:26,468
reporting from the State
Federal Bank in Watts.
533
00:20:26,492 --> 00:20:28,437
Now, the gentleman
standing next to me
534
00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:30,472
is Mr. Fred Sanford.
535
00:20:30,496 --> 00:20:31,640
Ah, G.
536
00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:33,342
G? G. Fred G. Sanford.
537
00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:35,678
Oh, um, sorry.
Mr. Fred G. Sanford.
538
00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:38,046
Ah, Mr. Sanford
successfully thwarted
539
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,981
an attempt at bank
robbing this afternoon
540
00:20:40,005 --> 00:20:41,450
at this very bank.
541
00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:44,086
Mr. Sanford, what you
did took a lot of courage.
542
00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:46,021
Courage.
543
00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:47,223
Daring. Daring.
544
00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:48,757
Guts. Guts.
545
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:49,991
Brains. Brains.
546
00:20:50,015 --> 00:20:53,117
♪ And a little
shifafa On the side ♪
547
00:20:56,623 --> 00:20:57,666
Now, Mr. Sanford...
548
00:20:57,690 --> 00:21:00,068
Mr. Sanford, excuse
me. I'm sure...
549
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,638
I'm sure that our
viewers would like to know
550
00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:03,972
why you did this.
551
00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:06,408
Why would you risk
your life for this bank?
552
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,977
Well, the answer to
that is very simple.
553
00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:11,880
See, I risked my life
because this bank
554
00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:14,015
is an important part
of our community.
555
00:21:14,039 --> 00:21:15,183
Right, Mr. Phillips?
556
00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:17,853
Yes, sir! And because
it helps people like me.
557
00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:19,555
That's right. I see.
558
00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:20,656
I'm not finished yet.
559
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,891
And this bank was good to me.
560
00:21:22,915 --> 00:21:25,661
You see, I came
in here for a loan,
561
00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:26,662
and they granted it.
562
00:21:26,686 --> 00:21:27,696
That's right.
563
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:28,764
I risked my life
564
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,165
because I felt I
owed them something
565
00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:31,900
for loaning me $1800.
566
00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:33,491
That's right.
567
00:21:37,163 --> 00:21:40,208
He said that's right.
568
00:21:40,232 --> 00:21:42,944
You heard him, America.
569
00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:44,413
Eighteen hundred bucks.
570
00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:47,516
Do you want to know
why we need the $1800?
571
00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:48,817
No, not really.
572
00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:50,118
Here.
573
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:52,321
Hello, America.
574
00:21:52,345 --> 00:21:54,022
This is my son, Lamont.
575
00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:56,692
We're the owners of
the new Sanford Arms.
576
00:21:56,716 --> 00:21:58,294
Every wall has a ceiling.
577
00:21:58,318 --> 00:22:00,396
Every bed with a spread.
578
00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:02,631
Drop in soon, we'll
rent you a room.
579
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:03,832
Yeah, I'd just like to say...
580
00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:05,467
Thank you, sir,
581
00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:07,202
for that unsolicited
testimonial.
582
00:22:07,226 --> 00:22:08,637
Excuse me. Thank you.
583
00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:09,705
Excuse me, Mr. Sanford,
584
00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:10,739
we're running out of time,
585
00:22:10,763 --> 00:22:12,073
but before we sign off,
586
00:22:12,097 --> 00:22:15,344
I'm sure that the millions
and millions of viewers
587
00:22:15,368 --> 00:22:17,546
would like very much to know
588
00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:20,416
if perhaps you'd give them
one inspirational thought
589
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,217
since you are the
hero of the hour.
590
00:22:22,241 --> 00:22:24,152
How about that, Mr. Sanford?
591
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:26,355
Millions of viewers? Millions.
592
00:22:26,379 --> 00:22:30,626
Well, only because you insisted.
593
00:22:30,650 --> 00:22:35,063
♪ And would I be
sure That this is love ♪
594
00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:39,868
♪ Beyond compare ♪
595
00:22:39,892 --> 00:22:42,893
♪ Would all this be sure... ♪♪
596
00:22:48,501 --> 00:22:49,511
Look at this check, son.
597
00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:50,946
$1800. Yeah.
598
00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:52,514
Tomorrow, we'll deposit it.
599
00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:54,783
Why you don't want to put
this in our account today?
600
00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:56,084
Well, see, this way,
601
00:22:56,108 --> 00:22:58,086
it's a new account and
we can get a toaster.
602
00:22:58,110 --> 00:23:01,189
Oh, yeah. That's a good idea.
603
00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:03,459
I'll deposit it first
thing in the morning,
604
00:23:03,483 --> 00:23:05,060
and then we can start
working Julio's place.
605
00:23:05,084 --> 00:23:06,962
Then we gotta give
our place a little class.
606
00:23:06,986 --> 00:23:08,597
We need some class.
607
00:23:08,621 --> 00:23:10,098
Yeah, see,
608
00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:12,100
because all them fancy hotels,
they have their own emblem.
609
00:23:12,124 --> 00:23:13,301
And we should have an emblem?
610
00:23:13,325 --> 00:23:14,470
I can see it now.
611
00:23:14,494 --> 00:23:16,772
All the sheets and pillow cases,
612
00:23:16,796 --> 00:23:17,973
the towels,
613
00:23:17,997 --> 00:23:19,274
the silverware of
the Sanford Arms
614
00:23:19,298 --> 00:23:20,743
will have beautiful
emblems on them.
615
00:23:20,767 --> 00:23:22,077
Oh yeah. "S.A."
616
00:23:22,101 --> 00:23:23,078
"S.A." That's class.
617
00:23:23,102 --> 00:23:24,179
Yeah, that's classy.
618
00:23:24,203 --> 00:23:25,981
Say, son, drive me
down to the bus station.
619
00:23:26,005 --> 00:23:26,982
Where are you going?
620
00:23:27,006 --> 00:23:28,851
New Mexico.
621
00:23:28,875 --> 00:23:30,986
Yeah, I feel this sudden
urge to spend some time
622
00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:32,810
at the Sheraton Albuquerque.
623
00:24:00,005 --> 00:24:01,338
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