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(bright music)

(school bell rings)

- What are we gonna do now?

- We can do anything.

- Our whole summer stretches before us.

We can do anything!

(playful music)

♪ 'Cause I wish that day were you ♪

- [All] Like have the best band ever!

(upbeat music)

- Okay guys, this is the new smash world wide.

Totally cool, awesome and amazing, super rad.

Okay introducing the band with no name just yet,

but um yeah.

- [Both] One, two, three, four.

♪ Every night and every day ♪

♪ We will stand around and play ♪

♪ And when the sun goes down ♪

- [Boy] Okay, okay, cut, cut, cut.

(sighs)

- [Sophia] We need a bigger stage!

- [Boy] Well I mean I think it was okay.

- She keeps standing in front of the camera.

- Actually. - Okay, okay,

wait, wait, wait, wait, wait guys.

Okay, let's just do it again.

Okay?

- Okay.

(girl scoffs)

- Introducing the band!

- [Girls] One, two, three, four.

♪ Every night and every day ♪

♪ We will stand around and play ♪

We're never gonna be famous at this rate.

- We're just nobodies.

- No, we're not nobodies, were somebodies.

It's just that nobody knows.

It.

Yet.

- Who's that?

- Gabe's brother.

- [Poppy] Hmm.

- [Sophia] He looks good.

- I was going to say has nice ears.

- Yuck!

(all sighing)

(upbeat music)

- [Woman] Girls, lunch!

- Girls, we got another noise violation from the neighbors.

- What? - Ah, was it Stinky Cameron?

- Jess.

- Who it is is not the point.

- So it was Cameron.

- Yeah.

- He hates us because his band is rubbish.

- Yeah and if you heard him singing

he sounds like a dog. - Yeah but Jess,

if you're going to be rude about people

then you can't have your friends around to play band.

- He's mean about us.

- Mrs. Smith, I have to take issue with that comment.

We are not merely playing band.

- Yeah, we're actually in a band with Jess.

And we're so amazing, we're going to rule.

- Yes. - Yes you are.

- Rule?

- Yes, rule the world.

♪ Served ♪ - Served.

- No not served.

How are you going to rule the world

when you've only got one stupid cover song?

- 'Cause it's good.

- Oh are you a cover band?

I didn't know.

Maybe you should try and write your own original stuff

like T swoosic, that's what you Taylor Swift, isn't it?

- T swoosic, yeah. - So maybe I'll get

my garage back for my car?

- What? - Wait Dad no.

- That is our rehearsal room. - That's what our band plays.

- You can't take that.

- [Mom] No, I was gonna talk to you about this.

It looks beautiful.

- I know.

- Wait wait wait. - Garage is a no.

(phone rings) No, tell Dad,

that he can't have the garage.

- Yeah, it's not the-- - Hello?

- [Mom] Share.

Your dad is going to have to use it for now.

- Look, he should get a bike. - No no no, he can't.

(all talking at once)

- That word compromise.

That word compromise okay?

You can still use it, but maybe shift some of the space.

No need to take the whole garage.

It's a two car garage. - Oh my god,

he can park somewhere else. - Alright!

- What, what's wrong? - God, oh my god.

- It's your father.

Your father had a heart attack.

And it's a serious one.

We need to go tonight and we need to be there by tomorrow.

So we gotta go to London. - No, we can't just leave.

What about the kids?

What about work?

- We gotta fly to London tonight

because they need us there by tommorow morning.

- Mom.

Mom, what's happening?

- It's Grandpa, he's had a heart attack.

- I knew it.

We never should've come here.

- Charlie.

- I hate you! - Charlie!

- [Jess] Charlie!

- We've got no one to leave them with.

We don't know any adults over here.

- Wayne.

Wayne. - No no.

- That's us. - Anyone but Wayne, no.

Do you know what?

We do know, we know some adults.

I met a woman in Whole Foods yesterday.

Lovely woman, we talked about veg.

- A woman. - Let's go to Whole Foods.

Let's see if maybe she's still around.

I'd like her to look after the kids.

- We don't have time Dawn.

- No, I know him name, I'll find out his details.

- We don't have time to in-- - The Uber driver could--

- Listen, we don't have time to interview people.

- Manuel, the pool boy.

- We have to fly out tonight.

You have to trust me.

I'll talk to Wayne.

I need to call Wayne.

Let me, you talk to the girls.

(sighs)

- Okay, um.

Grandpa's sick so me and your dad

are gonna fly back to London tonight.

And lovely Uncle Wayne

(comical music)

is going to look after you.

- Results!

Results!

(rock music)

(snoring)

- Come in.

What is that?

What is that?

(groans)

Hello?

- [David] Wayne, it's David.

- David?

David who?

- [David] David your brother.

- Oh Dave, hey Dave listen man,

if it's about the damage,

I really thought the guy said they were indoor fireworks.

- [David] Wayne, listen to me.

Dad's in the hospital.

- What, the old man?

- [David] We have to leave for England tonight.

And we need someone to look after the girls.

- Babysit? No.

No I don't.

- [David] Wayne we don't have to ask you,

but we're desperate.

- I could do it for a hundred bucks.

- [David] A day?

- Gotta cover my expenses Dave.

- [David] Sure, whatever.

But can you come over now?

- Alright.

I'll be right over.

(rock music)

(crashing)

- [Mom] By the way, he's gonna explode.

Okay look after yourselves.

Call me if you need anything.

I'll keep my phone on day and night.

- Come on, we gotta go.

Wayne, I'm trusting you with the kids.

- Okay Wayne, we are relying on you.

- You can rely on me. - We're trusting you.

- I got this.

- I don't trust you at all in any way, shape or form.

- Okay. - But we don't have a choice.

- [David] It's cool.

- Bed at 10.

- I'm never tired at 10.

- What?

You don't have to go to bed at 10.

They do.

One hour of internet a day.

Love you!

- Love you.

- [Mom] Not you.

- Okay.

(comically pensive music)

(upbeat music)

Hey!

Alright.

Cool.

Let's do a little babysitting.

Stay there.

Stay there.

Stay.

Thank you.

(dramatic western music)

Whoa, that's a lotta kids.

I thought there were two of you.

Your mom and dad have been busy.

- Mom said you're still not responsible.

- Did you bring us a present?

Like indoor fireworks?

(girls giggling)

- No.

Who are you?

- Sophia.

- Whoa are you?

- Poppy.

- You staying?

- [Girls] Yep!

- (sighs) I should've asked for $200.

Where's my room?

My room!

- Um.

My room off limits to adults.

- My room, you go in there, you die.

Mom and Dad's room, don't go in there.

Terrible things happen.

Kitchen, you'll provide us with food here.

(laughing)

- Oh, she's serious?

Whoa.

Alright.

- Bathroom, poo.

12% of which is dead human cells.

It can range from six to eight inches long

and it's used for fertilization of agriculture

for plants such as mushrooms and watercress.

(gags)

- Film set in your house.

- We're the band.

We rehearse here.

- What do you think?

- Sweet!

(bright piano melody)

(fancy guitar riffs)

(upbeat music)

- Ha!

- Guys.

You are not gonna believe what I found.

Look at this, look at this.

It's a battle of the bands!

And the winner gets to go to New York, Radio City!

How crazy is that? - There's a cash prize.

- Yes, there is a cash prize.

And this is the first place that they're looking for

and they're looking all around.

But we get free tickets to New York if we win.

- New York! - Oh my god!

- Right?

(Poppy babbles)

- You guys really need to do this.

(Poppy squeals)

Go play, play!

- No no no no.

Guys we're not ready.

- Listen, I gotta hear you.

'Cause if you're any good, I can help you win.

Deal?

- Deal.

- Deal.

- Deal.

- One, two, three.

(all cheering)

- Go!

(upbeat music)

♪ Everybody with their pressure ♪

♪ Demanding behavior ♪

♪ I can't take ♪

♪ They don't care if I can't breathe ♪

♪ My effort seems to be enough ♪

♪ I found me ♪

- Hey.

- Hey.

- What are you doing?

- My sister's got a band, they're rehearsing.

- I'm in my brother's band.

We're jamming on the pier.

- Cool.

- You wanna come?

(upbeat music)

♪ Radical ♪

- Oh my gosh that was amazing guys.

Whoo!

I love it, that was amazing.

And we need like a lot more people in here

to just be cheering because that was awesome.

You guys deserve everything.

Oh wasn't that great?

You're not talking 'cause you're thinking.

I'm gonna be quiet now.

- What's he doing?

- Why isn't he saying anything?

- Is he alive?

- I don't know, ask him.

- Look, you ask him.

- (sighs) Uncle Wayne, what'd you think?

(playful music)

- I can work with this.

It's gotta be four.

You need somebody else in your band.

(sighs)

- Well in principle it's a good idea.

- But you see the thing is

we all have small, cute ears

and well yours are just a little bit too big.

- Wait, what, me?

No, I don't mean me.

I can't stand kids.

Uh, I don't mean you guys, you're different, you're family.

That's totally different.

Where's your sister?

- Oh um, she's probably in her room.

She doesn't like to leave the house.

But what are we gonna do?

- Now we do what all the greatest band do.

We get ice cream.

- Um okay, see you guys later.

♪ Pasting circles in hotel rooms ♪

♪ Lived on coffee and fast food ♪

♪ Didn't even ever know who ♪

♪ But I found you ♪

♪ Yeah I found you ♪

♪ For this whoa ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Are you ready for this ♪

♪ Winter ♪

♪ Summer ♪

♪ Don't we have fun ♪

♪ Nothing for summer ♪

♪ Don't we have fun ♪

♪ Nothing funny, I see you honey ♪

♪ Don't we got fun ♪

♪ Getting bummered in the summer ♪

♪ Don't we get fun ♪

- What's she doing here?

- She came to see Brody.

- Think you coulda told me you were going out?

- I don't have to tell you anything.

You're not my dad.

- Right, but I'd like to keep your dad off my back.

Come on, let's go.

- Whoo, good!

(hesitant clapping)

Hey.

- Hey.

- So?

- Yeah.

- Well what did ya think?

- Yeah.

- That means she liked it a lot.

- Oh yeah?

- But not that much.

- Right.

Cool.

- I think it's his turn again.

So um, do you wanna hang out?

- My beloved uncle won't let me.

- Hey!

- Oh hey man.

- Hey.

- Hey.

Okay, so maybe not now, but like later?

- Brody, come on!

Can we get some help here?

- Oh right, sure.

- That song sucked by the way.

- I'm gonna go help my bro.

So um, later.

- I'll walk by myself thanks.

- She always like that?

No, she used to be mean.

- Let's go.

♪ Tried to tell me that you've already made up your heart ♪

♪ Not going to the end to play back to the start ♪

♪ If we keep on and making forward I may never come back ♪

♪ Stop judging me and try to just give me some slack ♪

♪ Ooo I'm trying so hard ♪

♪ I'm trying to stop remembering you ♪

♪ Ooo I'm trying so hard ♪

♪ I'm trying to forget about her ♪

- [Sophia] Wow!

I heard she tried out for American Idol last year.

♪ For once won't you forget about all your problem ♪

- What's Mr. Uncle Wayne doing?

- Why's he talking to Amy?

- I don't want her in my band.

- You can really sing.

- Thank you.

- They got a band.

You wanna come say hi?

- Why not?

- Number four.

- (gasps) That's a great idea.

- Yes. - I'd love to be in the band.

- Yay! - It's still my band.

- Well anyway, why don't you come to Jess's tommorow

and we can all rehearse?

- That sounds great. - Yeah.

- Yeah, just come to my house then.

- Let's go.

- Great, we'll see you tommorow.

- See you tommorow. - Bye.

- Bye.

(upbeat music)

- [Amy] Wow this place is cool.

- Yeah, I know, I made most of it.

- We can be creative here.

- Yeah and wanted to write songs as well.

Not yet, but we're planning on it today.

- Well I'm so glad I'm here.

Let's get started.

(tapping)

Who's he?

- He does all the technical stuff.

- I help out with whatever Jess needs.

- He lives next door.

- So what's the band called?

- No name yet.

- Um, how about the Jess Singers

or the Jesters? (laughs)

- Or Sophia Singers.

- How about the Poppies.

♪ Different requirements ♪

♪ The perfect appearance make me think ♪

- Jess!

- [Girls] And?

- Come on. - No, just Jess.

- No, it can't just be your name.

What about Spad?

- What about Fervor Friend?

- Brainstorm.

(all talking at once)

♪ Tired of hearing never look better ♪

♪ Just give me a chance to consider ♪

♪ That I'm pretty ♪

♪ Surely it really doesn't matter ♪

♪ Everything's in my power ♪

♪ Because I'm pretty ♪

♪ Everything's in my power ♪

♪ Because I'm pretty ♪

♪ Because I'm pretty ♪

♪ La di da da da ♪

♪ La di da da da da ♪

♪ La di da da da ♪

♪ La di da da da da ♪

- Guys, quiet!

You're so outrageous!

- Well, actually on a scale of one to 10

we're not that outrageous.

Only pretty outrageous.

- Yeah.

- Wait! - That's it!

- That's it. - That's the name

of our band!

We're Pretty Outrageous!

♪ La di da da da ♪

♪ La di da da da da ♪

♪ La di da da da ♪

♪ La di da da da ♪

♪ La di da da da da ♪

We need to that one again.

(all talking at once)

- It's that Stinky Cameron.

- What do you want?

- I don't like your band.

- So?

- (scoffs) Is your father here?

- In London, I think.

- And he's okay

with you polluting the air with this garbage?

- I don't know.

- Well can you keep it down alright?

I'm trying to write rock music over here.

Please keep it down!

(scoffs)

- So what do we have?

♪ La di da da da ♪

♪ La di da da da da ♪

♪ La di da da da ♪

♪ La di da da da da ♪

- Kinda quiet.

What's going on?

You practicing?

- Yeah well, apparently we're not allowed to.

- What do you mean?

- Next door neighbor.

- What about him?

- He said we can't practice.

- This guy?

- Yep. - Yeah.

- (laughs) Play.

Play.

Go for it.

Play.

- So what if then we half them?

- [Wayne] Hey little dude.

- Who are you?

- Who are you?

- Look, I've already been over there.

Can you just tell 'em to keep it down?

- Sure, why?

- Because I'm trying to write some music.

- Oh wait a second, you're the,

you're the guy from the beach right, the band?

That was you? (laughs)

What kinda music do you call that?

- It's rock!

- Rock!

- Just tell 'em to keep it down.

- Okay!

Alright.

See ya.

Sorry.

- First verse.

Two tries we're gonna play.

♪ La di da da da ♪

(playful music)

♪ La di da da da ♪

♪ La di da da da da ♪

♪ La di da da da ♪

♪ La di da da da da ♪

(upbeat music)

That's the one you need sing.

- I'll go this one. - The first one here.

- The bridge, right? - Yeah.

- [Girl] No, this here, it's this one.

- [Girl] Yeah yeah yeah.

- [Jess] No I think we should also add a lower note,

because I think that's just...

- We can get there under five minutes.

- Yeah, I know we'll be okay.

- So don't we...

- Bite.

- No no, what if we say?

- Should we start from the beginning?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- So what does it go?

- How about?

- Go with this one?

(knocking at door)

- Hi.

- What?

- Well you know you're like brilliant at computers.

- Yeah.

I am, like brilliant at computers.

- So like this competition.

Well we need to be over 16

and I was wondering if you could.

- I could forge your entry form?

Maybe change your birthdate or something.

- Yeah, exactly.

But like in a really subtle way.

- No.

- No?

- No.

- Why not?

- What's in it for me?

- I'm your sister.

- Doesn't matter.

I'm still not helping you.

(scoffs)

(playful music)

- Oh, what if for the bridge there

you start with this point?

- So far we're doing quite high notes.

- Look so I'm gonna put my.

What if I put my capo on the 3rd one

and it'll make it slightly higher

so we can start from there.

- I can start here and then we can go down.

- So what are we gonna wear?

- Oh, um.

- Should we all coordinate?

- [Girls] Nah.

- Or wear black or something?

- Yeah well we need to try and look as old as possible.

Maybe like 40. - Yeah

- Can we just try to look about 16?

- [Girls] Yeah.

- You got it.

- Well I've got some ideas.

- You do? - Come, come have a look.

- Let's go, let's go!

(upbeat music)

- [Girls] No, no, no.

- [Amy] Look at me girls.

- Wow!

You look 19 or something.

- Amazed!

- (gasps) We could be elves!

- I'm going to regret asking this, but why elf?

- Because elves are really old,

but they always look like us.

So if we're dressed like elves

then they'll think we're 50 and let us in.

Ingenious.

(bright music)

(thumping)

- (scoffs) Look, look!

- Look, look.

- Look, look.

- Look, look.

- Uncle Wayne!

- What's up?

- Look at our house.

(laughs)

- Look at that.

Oh yeah, we used to do that all the time.

(girls giggling)

We are way too mature to...

React.

Go to sleep.

- [Poppy] Who do you think it was?

- Next door. - Next door neighbors.

- Definitely. - I bet it was Brody.

I bet he did it. - Yeah.

- We have to figure out who it was tommorow.

- Okay. - Yeah, yeah.

- Okay.

- Goodnight.

- Goodnight. - Goodnight everyone.

(playful music)

(knocking at door)

(groans)

(upbeat music)

- Okay guys.

Look, you go ahead.

I'll take care of this.

Go, go, go.

- This is it, come on! - Okay, okay, okay.

Here we go. - Let's go.

- Oh god, I'm so excited. - Guys, come on.

- I'll be right there.

Okay?

I got this.

- Come on. - Over here.

Oh my gosh, look at the line.

It's so long.

Do you think we're gonna make it in line?

Okay, okay, okay.

We need to be ready.

So everyone knows what song we have.

Okay, okay yes.

- [Girl In Polka Dot Skirt] Wow you girls look amazing!

- [Girl] Hola!

- Hola, do you know Spanish?

- No, just that'n.

(speaking in foreign language)

- What does that mean?

- Watch the skies, it's an alien invasion.

- I see.

- It's best to be prepared.

- So is this your band?

- Actually no, it's not her band.

It's my band.

- (sighs) Have you just got two in your band?

We have four.

- Well it's just me, but I got Selena in here

so I can get around the whole 16 year old thing.

She just turns on pre programming drum machine.

- That's so clever.

- We thought so.

- [Woman] Ticket to get in.

- Good luck guys.

- Bye. - Good luck.

- Name please.

- Pretty Outrageous.

- And you, you're all 16?

- Yep.

- Yep. - Yes.

- Yeah.

- Yeah so when were you born?

- On my birthday.

- What year chowderhead?

- Two thousand.

- Two.

- Two what?

- 2000, two thousand.

- Right, hold on just one second, okay?

Hey Martha!

Got some 16 year old for ya.

- Ah, you girls ae all 16 are you?

- Yep. - Yeah.

- Yes. - Really?

- No.

I mean yes, not no.

- Is this guy with you girls?

- [Jess] Uh huh.

- Um hmm.

- Hello Wayne.

Long time.

- Hey Martha.

- Long, long time.

Forget how to use a cell phone?

- Kinda.

Uh, you're doing this thing?

- Uh yeah.

- Great.

That's great.

And you look great.

I mean really great.

Really, great.

- These girls are all under 16.

- They are.

- They are?

- Forging an application form is a criminal offense!

- But! - Hey I didn't know.

They told me they were 16.

- Yeah we are!

- Oh it's a bit late for that now sweetie.

- Look, I've got $3 that are yours

if you let us in right now.

- Really?

- Please? - Please let us in.

- Please, please, please, we're really good.

- Come on. - Okay.

- Really, one chance.

One chance.

Please? - One chance.

- We're really good. - We'll be amazing.

- Alright, are they any good?

- Yes!

Definitely.

They are awesome, amazing.

Yes.

- Okay.

Against my better judgment.

If you girls can get one genuinely 16 year old in your band,

you can come back on Monday.

You've got 48 hours.

Don't be late.

- Oh my god thank you so much - Thank you, thank you.

- Tick tock, tick tock.

The clock is ticking.

- Oh my gosh, come on, come on.

- Thank you. - Come on, let's go.

- And you! - Me?

- Yes, you.

(scoffs)

You still owe me dinner.

- Yes, yes.

Thank you Martha.

Thank you!

Wait up guys.

Wait up.

(comical music)

(rock music)

Oh hey!

- Hi. - You've got

some really cool machines.

- [Mom] How's everything going?

- Cool.

- [Mom] How are the kids, are they okay?

- All of them are alive.

- [Mom] You know he's through the worst of it.

He's supposed to be resting in hospital

and he got someone to sneak him in some steak the other day.

- Cool.

- [Mom] It's just not going well.

I don't know how long we're gonna be here.

Is everything okay there?

- [Brody] Ow!

Get off!

- [Mom] I think the best thing

might be to bring him out here,

but I don't know, he doesn't like America.

- That's awesome.

- [Mom] He is over the worst of it.

I mean are the kids okay?

They're not staying up late every night

and eating Cheez-its for dinner are they?

You weren't my first choice for childcare, you know.

But I do worry, I do worry

and I don't wanna make you feel bad about yourself.

I mean the kids are alive, aren't they?

(car alarm beeping)

(Brody exclaims)

I'll call you in a couple of days with a proper update.

But, you know I just.

(can clinks)

My sister's having a breakdown.

It's not good, it's really, really not good.

- Have you had a cup of tea?

- [Mom] It's really bad.

(can clinks)

(upbeat music)

(exclaims)

Wayne?

Wayne?

- What?

Uh no that was not me.

(washing machine gurgling water)

(suspenseful music)

(soft tapping)

(gentle music)

- Hey.

- What are you doing?

I'm not Rapunzel you know.

- Well aren't you pleased to see me?

- No.

Well, not no, but like it's not normal

for someone to tap on my window.

- Well, who wants to be normal?

- (laughs) Well.

- So how's the band going?

- I don't know.

- Well, ours broke up.

It's my brother Cam, it's like artistic differences.

I just thought my big bro would look after me,

but obviously not.

- Yeah I hate my sister.

- But your sister's a bad ass.

How could you hate her?

- No, I hate my sister,

I hate my family for bringing me here.

I just, I hate L.A. in general.

I just wanna move back to the U.K.

- What?

You hate L.A.?

I mean I thought you English guys would love L.A.

Maybe it'll grow on you.

(knocking at door)

- Just a minute.

You've got to go now.

- What, I--

- [Charlie] You've got to go now!

(playful music)

- Hey.

Um.

Do you think that you...

Want a tuna sandwich?

- (scoffs) Night Uncle Wayne.

- Okay.

(playfully pensive music)

(upbeat music)

- Oh my god there's an invasion of some kind!

- Everybody up.

Time for breakfast.

- I'm up!

(exclaims)

- [Charlie] Breakfast!

- I'm up.

I'm up.

- What's going on?

- Your sister's lost her mind.

- I made you a pancake.

- Why would you do that?

(knocking at door)

- Come in!

- What are they doing here?

- What's going on?

- Is this about the band?

- Yeah is this some sort of conspiracy?

- Okay, so first off,

I think we all need to apologize to Uncle Wayne.

We've hurt his feelings and we realize that 39

is really not that old at all.

- That's pretty young.

- Yeah, it's very, very young. - Very young.

- Really it's very, very late 20s.

- Yeah. - Right.

- Yeah okay, so not only are we sorry,

but we've also made him this amnesty breakfast

because we've got a very big day ahead of us.

We're auditioning for the 5th member of our band.

And we've had quite a bit of interest.

- Really? - What?

- Quite a bit?

- Uh, loads.

So, you need to get dressed right now.

And you guys need to come help me set up the garage.

Okay, quick guys!

(all talking at once)

- Coffee.

- Right guys, I'm trusting you all

to find the 5th member of the band.

Now, you need to make sure they jow with your sound,

so they've got to be perfect.

Now are you gonna be able to do that?

- Yes! - Yeah.

- We sure are. - Right.

Good luck guys! - Bye!

(all talking at once)

- [Poppy] That's why it Pretty Outrageous.

- No guys, let's put like you know,

auditions...

- Hi. - Hello.

- Hi.

I'm Charlotte.

I love unicorns so I am going to be singing

and playing the ukulele to the song

Think Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows.

♪ Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows ♪

♪ Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows ♪

♪ You can't stop me trying ♪

♪ You ran out of time ♪

♪ And I'm living now just fine ♪

- What color are the unicorns?

Pink!

Where are they dancing?

Rainbows!

♪ Yeah ♪

Smiles!

- You'd be best friends with Jess's sister.

- What makes you say that?

- Yeah well because of the, the clothes.

- So, what was your inspiration for that?

- Well, I was on vacation in Idaho and a little unicorn doll

dropped out a window and hit my head.

And I thought, it's my calling.

- Next! - Hello!

- Hi, I'm Jake.

- Hi. - Hi.

Okay, so thank you guys for having me.

Today I'm gonna be rapping the Gettysburg Address.

- [Girl] Okay.

- I forgot the first line.

Isn't that amazing.

I'm usually very good.

Hang on.

- That's okay. - Hang on.

Oh I got this, I got this.

Okay.

- Do I sing?

(Spanish western Guitar music)

(energetic electric guitar music)

♪ Four score and seven years ago ♪

♪ Our fathers brought forth on this country ♪

♪ A new nation conceived in liberty ♪

♪ And dedicated to the preposition ♪

♪ That all men are created equal. ♪

♪ I wanna be YouTube famous ♪

♪ Want Katie Couric to mispronounce my name ♪

♪ Blah blah yadda yadda something something ♪

♪ By the people, for the people, of the people ♪

♪ Word ♪

- Wow. - Thank you!

♪ Ole ♪

♪ Ole ♪

♪ Ole ole ha ♪

- Next!

- Do you think mathematically

we'd have a better chance of winning

if you joined the group?

- Well I have a van.

If that's of any use.

- I mean who's gonna rap historically?

What's better than that?

- How would you get around the whole 16 year old girl thing?

- We're way over 16, like over 20.

- Right and um, what's your experience in singing?

- As a matter of fact, sweetheart,

my granddaughter looks about your age.

- I'm Vince. - And I'm Rod.

- Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee.

- Hey! - Hello!

- Him, I'm Gabby.

- Have you done much singing?

- TV and YouTube and stuff like that.

- TV!

That's cool.

♪ Thought I'd find you in New York ♪

♪ Just to miss you in L.A. ♪

- Yeah but I've only done a couple of series.

- You are amazing.

- Yeah. - Only a couple of series.

- When you're ready.

- Thank you.

Alright.

(playful music)

(girl screams)

♪ I've traveled the whole world ♪

♪ Are you ready ♪

♪ Are you ready for this ♪

(cheering and applauding)

♪ Everybody wants to love someone ♪

♪ Hold their hand by the set of a sun ♪

- Ha!

♪ We all yearn to be held real tight ♪

♪ We want someone to think of day and night ♪

- I mean you kinda fit perfectly.

- Yeah. - Wow.

(clapping) - Amazing.

- That was great. - Totally.

- You know I really like your ears.

I can tell you have some elfish in you.

- Awesome.

Maybe have a gig.

- Yes!

- Good luck. - Thank you.

- Thanks guys.

- Well you're not 16 are you?

- Yeah I know, but I can't enter the contest either.

And it's not fair.

So-- - Yeah, we know

that's very nice, but you're not 16.

And you're just wasting our time.

So (scoffs) just get out.

- Okay, thanks.

- Time waster.

- You could've been a bit nicer.

(scoffs)

- Oh!

Oh, ooo.

I hate when that happens.

Ah!

Hey! - Hi.

- [Auditionee] How ya'll doing?

- You want to be in a girl band, why?

- Well I can teach you choreography.

(upbeat music)

That's the way you do choreography, right there.

Yeah! - I'm gonna do this pal.

- Yeah!

It's almost like aerobics.

But then you have to be able to sing at the same time.

(girls cheering and applauding)

(Poppy sighs)

- So who's next guys?

- [Poppy] That was it, the last of them.

No more humans, elves or extra terrestrials.

- Well if this is a movie,

then the last person that walks through that door

is the one that's gonna save the day.

- Am I too late?

(gentle music)

- Glad you took the door this time.

- I mean, he looks good.

- I'll just start.

♪ In the morning, in the evening ♪

♪ Oh ain't we got fun ♪

♪ Not much money, up a honey ♪

♪ Ain't we got fun ♪

♪ In the morning, in the evening ♪

♪ Oh ain't we got fun ♪

♪ Not much money, up a honey ♪

♪ Oh ain't we got fun ♪

- That was. - Terrible.

- Really good, terribly good.

- Really?

Rocked it.

- I think he's tone deaf.

- I like him.

- Brody, you are number one in a field of one.

Thank you.

- Awesome.

What does that mean?

- It means we'd like to have you in the band.

- Sweet!

(upbeat music)

- [Girls] One, two, three, four.

♪ I was sitting in a classroom ♪

♪ Looking at the window ♪

♪ The sun was shining through ♪

♪ I looked across and smiled at you ♪

♪ And then bell rang ♪

- Wait, enough, enough!

- No no no, hold on.

I should be at the front because I'm the boy.

- No, I should be at the front because I'm the lead singer.

- This is going to drive me insane!

- This just isn't working.

- Look, we have a 16 year old,

but it's not like we're gonna win anything

unless it's the prize for worst band.

- It will be the best band

if you'd let me take the lead singer.

- Come on! - Guys, this is my band.

- (scoffs) Your band!

Poppy and I wrote the songs.

- Yeah! - Well I sing them best.

- Couldn't you just be better?

- I'm trying my best.

You sound just like Cameron.

- I'm the strongest singer.

Everybody knows that.

That's why you needed me.

- Oh yeah. - Yeah, she is, it's true.

And Sophia said if we only had you in the band

because it's your garage

and we don't have anywhere else to practice.

- Oh, is that so?

- Well, not exactly.

- Oh not exactly, huh?

This band is over!

- Whoa, no it isn't.

I gotta pay my rent.

- You only did this for the money?

Mom and Dad were right about you.

(playfully tense music)

- I thought we were a team.

- Well there's no I in team.

- We're supposed to work together.

- It was all a lie.

This band is over!

(suspenseful music)

- Pizza?

- Charlie, we're ruined.

Never even gonna get into the competition,

let alone win anything.

(gentle music)

- Maybe it just wasn't meant to be.

Just a bit of fun.

- I hate L.A.

It wasn't supposed to be like this.

I'm never gonna be famous.

- I hate L.A. too.

I just wanna go back home to the U.K.

- I want Mom.

- You've got me.

♪ We're two pencils on the rose ♪

♪ You're red bird I am shining gold Lord knows ♪

♪ How did we become so different ♪

♪ How do you think that feels ♪

♪ We're two wings on the dove ♪

♪ You're white bird I am red with blood oh no ♪

♪ Tried not to weigh you down ♪

♪ Oh Lord won't you hear me sing ♪

♪ Bring him back to me ♪

♪ Stop us from drifting apart ♪

♪ I swear he once had the key to my heart ♪

♪ Let our differences bring us closer ♪

♪ Make the most of our time ♪

♪ While he's still mine ♪

- Forget it Brody, the band is over!

- Are you filming me?

What the hell?

That's flipping creepy.

Go away!

- I was just.

- I don't care, you ruined the band.

(playful music)

- I was only gonna ask for 10%.

I thought that was pretty good.

- I mean he's got a point.

Managers usually take 12%,

so really we were getting a good deal.

- Taylor Swift's manager takes 20%.

- But it's 10% of nothing now.

♪ Most of our time ♪

♪ While he's still mine ♪

- What's that garbage you're listening to?

- Oh it's garbage, it's my girlfriend.

- Wait, you mean that monster from next door?

- Yes.

- Oh my god.

My own brother in love with that country hippie mix up?

You're a metaler.

(scoffs) I forbid you from playing with those losers.

- We weren't playing, we're in a band.

- You'll never make it with that pop trash.

- This is different.

This is real!

- [Amy] I never thought we would fight like that.

- [Sophia] We really thought like we were going somewhere.

And we weren't just stopping.

- [Amy] What are we gonna do Soph?

- Well I don't want it to be that we can't talk to Jess.

- But we left her on a such a bad note.

- I feel so horrible. - I know.

- I should not have said those things.

- Thinking about it I'm sick.

- I didn't mean what I said.

- I know. - I didn't either.

- Girls!

Hey. - Hey.

- Hi. - Hi.

- I've got an idea.

- About what?

- Tell us. - What is it?

- You need to watch this.

♪ Bring him back to me ♪

- Wait, is that Charlie?

- Yeah.

- (gasps) She's really good.

- Yeah, she never told us she could sing.

- Exactly. - Wow.

- And she's over 16.

- Really?

- No way.

She can be in our band.

- Yes! - Yes.

- Right?

- Oh my gosh. - Okay I'm texting Jess

right now. - You have to, you have to.

- I'll text Charlie.

I'll tell her to meet you at the garage, okay?

- Okay. - Okay.

- Garage. - Done.

- Thanks Brody. - Done.

- No worries.

Okay let's go. - Let's go.

Come on.

Oh my gosh.

(phones pinging)

- Did you just get a text?

- [Jess] Uh huh.

- What did they want?

- [Jess] I don't know.

- Hey.

- Hey.

- We're sorry if we hurt your feelings.

- I didn't mean what I said.

You're a great singer.

- It was all getting very blah.

- And we have our new band member.

And she's really good.

- No no no, a thousand times no.

I can't be on stage.

I'll die.

- Trust me, you're amazing.

I would know.

- You showed them?

- You're our singer Charlie.

- No way, absolutely no way.

- Why not?

- It'll be fun.

- We'll look after you.

- You'll be great.

You're the best singer.

- I'll think about it.

(happy music)

(thoughtful music)

(sighs) What am I getting myself into?

Oh Grandpa.

What should I do?

I'll do it.

(all cheering)

- Yes!

(all talking at once)

- No do the tune and get the tune down first

and then do the words, - Then we can add the words.

- 'cause it might be easier. - But do you usually--

- How about she learns the chorus first?

It like repeats itself three, four times.

And then it's like 50% of the song already done.

- Yeah, I guess we could do that.

- Yeah, let's go again.

Let's do that.

- She'll have to try. - Yeah, let's just.

- We should try. - Okay, so let's do that,

okay? - Okay.

- Those are basically the chords for the--

- And that repeats over about three or four times.

- We do that three to four times, yes.

- We're gonna teach you, don't worry.

- Yeah yeah, so really we've got a lot of time.

- It's okay, regardless.

- Let's do the chorus.

- [Girls] One, two, three, four.

♪ La di da da da ♪

♪ La di da da da da ♪

♪ La di da da da ♪

♪ La di da da da da ♪

Again.

♪ La di da da da ♪

♪ La di da da da da ♪

Keep on going.

♪ La di da da da ♪

♪ La di da da da da ♪

(gentle music)

- Can't sleep?

Too excited, huh?

- Too scared, more like.

I feel sick.

- (chuckles) Well you know what?

You're fantastic out there.

So don't worry about it.

You're gonna be awesome.

- Thanks, Uncle Wayne.

- Try to get some sleep, okay?

Good talk.

Alright, let's go win this thing.

(girls clamboring all at once)

- Hi everyone.

- Hey guys. - Hey.

- Okay, let's do this.

- You ready?

- Where's Charlie?

- Charlie.

Go find her!

Let's go find her.

(upbeat music)

Charlie!

- It's okay.

You got this.

(upbeat music)

(phones pinging)

(girls exclaiming)

(brakes squealing)

- Sorry girls.

Too late. - What?

(group exclaiming)

- Yeah late is late.

So.

- [Group] Please, please?

- Wait a second, aren't you those underage kids

from the other day?

Well you already got your second chance,

so, it's not my fault you blew it.

But you know what, hey, try again next year.

(sad music)

- Maybe it just wasn't meant to be.

- What are we gonna do now?

- We were so close.

So close.

- What about your rent?

- Are you gonna get thrown out your house?

- I don't know.

You know what, we gave it a really good shot.

I don't want you guys to worry about that.

You know what I want you to focus on?

Ice cream.

Go get it.

Go on.

- Thanks man.

- Hey Martha.

Yeah I need to ask you a huge favor.

(upbeat music)

I got you guys a gig.

Where's mine?

- Wait, what did you just say?

- What? - Yeah.

- Where's mine?

- No the other bit. - Before that.

- Yeah before that. - Yeah what did you say?

- You said something else.

- We walked over. - It was like a second ago

how can you forget?

- What did I say or what did she say?

- Yeah, you. - What did you say?

- You said what? - We walked here.

We walked here and you--

- I don't remember.

- It was seconds ago.

How can you not remember?

- Before ice cream. - It was literally

the other band. - Before the ice cream.

- Oh what, the gig?

- [Group] Yes!

- I got you guys a gig.

- How? - What? When?

How? - What do you mean?

- Tonight.

(gasping)

We gotta get ready.

I'll fill you in on the way home

Come on, let's go.

- Let's go, let's go.

- Let's go!

(upbeat music)

- [Man] Hi.

(cameras clicking repeatedly)

- I can't believe we're performing

on the opening night of a film festival.

- I'm so nervous, but so excited as well.

- You know maybe they'll even make a movie about us.

(gasping)

- Guys, let's warm up.

One. - Two.

- Three. - Four.

- [Girls] Pretty Outrageous.

(upbeat music)

- Okay, you got it?

Thank you guys so much for doing this.

- Okay, we are here as a huge favor to you buddy.

Don't make me regret it.

- Don't make me regret it either.

- I'm gonna try not to.

Would you ladies care to join me in the VIP area?

- They better be good.

- [Announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together

for Pretty Outrageous.

(crowd claps and cheers halfheartedly)

- One, two, three, four.

♪ Sitting in the classroom ♪

♪ Looking at the window ♪

♪ The sun was shining through ♪

♪ I looked across and smiled at you ♪

♪ And then the bell rang ♪

♪ And we were out for summer ♪

♪ Every night and every day we will stand around and play ♪

♪ And when the sun goes down, we will hang out together ♪

♪ La di da da da ♪

♪ La di da da da da ♪

♪ La di da da da ♪

♪ La di da da da da ♪

♪ The garage is our stage ♪

♪ The bands are screaming out our names ♪

♪ What can make our dreams come true ♪

♪ No one's stopping me ♪

- Don't do it Cam.

They're my friends.

- I don't care.

- Don't. - I got this.

♪ Nothing could go wrong ♪

♪ Every night and every day we will stand around and play ♪

♪ And when the sun goes down we will hang out together ♪

♪ La di da da da ♪

♪ La di da da da da ♪

♪ La di da da da ♪

- I hope she's worth it. ♪ La di da da da ♪

♪ Doesn't matter what we've done ♪

♪ We are friends forever ♪

♪ No matter what the situation ♪

♪ We will stick together ♪

♪ Every night and every day we will stand around and play ♪

♪ And when the sun goes down we will hang out together ♪

♪ Every night and every day we will stand around and play ♪

♪ And when the sun goes down we will hang out together ♪

♪ Together forever ♪

(crowd cheers and applauds)

- Grandpa, you're back!

- Give Grandpa a hug.

- Charlie!

What's going on?

- Um Mom, we've got a lot to tell you.

- Where's Uncle Wayne?

(cheering and applauding)

- Mom, Dad, I'm in a real band!

It's amazing!

- I know!

- So I guess I'm not gonna get that garage back.

- Nope. - No.

- That's okay. - Charlie,

how's your singing?

Remember, do something fun for yourself and no one else.

- Aw girls.

Oh she's going up on stage!

- Wow. - How exciting.

- One, two, three, four!

♪ I was sitting in the classroom ♪

♪ Looking at the window ♪

♪ The sun was shining through ♪

♪ I looked across ♪ - Oh those are my kids!

They're so good!

They're so good.

♪ And then the bell rang ♪

♪ And we were out for summer ♪

♪ Every night and every day we will stand around and play ♪

♪ And when the sun goes down, we will hang out together ♪

♪ La di da da da ♪

♪ La di da da da da ♪

♪ La di da da da ♪

♪ La di da da da da ♪

♪ The garage is our stage ♪

♪ The bands are screaming out our names ♪

♪ What can make our dreams come true ♪

♪ No one's stopping me or you ♪

♪ The world is at our feet ♪

♪ And nothing could go wrong ♪

♪ Every night and every day we will stand around and play ♪

♪ And when the sun goes down we will hang out together ♪

♪ La di da da da ♪

♪ La di da da da da ♪

♪ La di da da da ♪

♪ La di da da da da ♪

♪ Doesn't matter what we've done ♪

♪ We are friends forever ♪

♪ No matter what the situation ♪

♪ We will stick together ♪ - Those are my kids.

♪ Every night and every day we will stand around and play ♪

♪ And when the sun goes down we will hang out together ♪

♪ Every night and every day we will stand around and play ♪

♪ And when the sun goes down we will hang out together ♪

♪ Together forever ♪

(audience cheers and applauds)

- Those are my kids!

(upbeat music)

(fireworks booming)

- [Poppy] Alright, oh and we have to

start writing our new song.

We'll get straight to work. - Absolutely, right now.

- Girls, Uncle Wayne's going.

You better say bye.

- [Girls] Aw.

- Goodbye. - Later.

- Bye. - Keep on jamming.

- Every night and every day.

- You guys are awesome. - See ya.

- And you.

(both laughing)

Later dude. - Later.

- Wayne, thank you so much for keeping my children alive.

- You're welcome.

- And the cat.

- You guys have a cat?

- No.

(all laughing) (happy music)

(music and laughing overpower voices)

♪ Everybody with their pressure ♪

♪ Demanding behavior ♪

♪ I can't take ♪

♪ They don't care if I can't breathe ♪

♪ My effort seems to be enough ♪

♪ I found me ♪

♪ Different requirements, the perfect appearance ♪

♪ Make me think ♪

♪ That forcing expectations ♪

♪ That they would never meet is dare script for me ♪

♪ Because I'm pretty ♪

♪ Tired of hearing never look better ♪

♪ Just give me a chance to consider ♪

♪ That I'm pretty ♪

♪ Surely it really doesn't matter ♪

♪ Everything's in my power ♪

♪ Because I'm pretty ♪

♪ Because I'm pretty ♪

♪ I'm sick of all of this ♪

♪ Equations for being valued ♪

♪ Like beauty equals power ♪

♪ Characters are greater than the sum of people gone ♪

♪ We're never given reasons ♪

♪ Only first impressions ♪

♪ We'll learn to dance this empty masquerade ♪

♪ Because I'm pretty ♪

♪ Tired of hearing never look better ♪

♪ Just give me a chance to consider ♪

♪ That I'm pretty ♪

♪ Surely it really doesn't matter ♪

♪ Everything's in my power ♪

♪ Because I'm pretty ♪

♪ Because I'm pretty ♪

♪ I'm sick of all of this ♪

♪ I'm more than this ♪

♪ I'm more than this ♪

♪ Don't need to be fixed ♪

♪ I'm more than this ♪

♪ I'm more than this ♪

♪ Don't need to be fixed ♪

♪ Because I'm pretty ♪

♪ Tired of hearing never look better ♪

♪ Just give me a chance to consider ♪

♪ That I'm pretty ♪

♪ Surely it really doesn't matter ♪

♪ Everything's in my power ♪

♪ Because I'm pretty ♪

♪ Because I'm pretty ♪

♪ I'm sick of all of this ♪