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I'm self-willed and act like a baby to make you angry,

but you always stay so calm.

Until you are beaten by my loveliness,

I will consider leaving the solar system.

The universe has gravitation, has gravitation,

and you have a fatal attraction to me.

Even the path of half of the universe

can't stop me.

I have the sadness of being homeless,

while you have the warmth like the sun.

I've been through tens of millions of light-years

just to be loved by you.

I am the love of the moon following the planet.

You are the charming danger of flying over the asteroid belt.

I've wandered for tens of millions of light-years

just to be found by you and to be remembered forever.

My Girlfriend is an Alien

Episode 5

Are you all right?

I was hospitalized because I was allergic.

It has nothing to do with her.

You...

You...

Why did you come?

Who advises you to ask those reporters to come?

I...

Do you know? If I didn't come today,

you would be abused badly.

Could you use your brain?

Could you take good care of yourself?

But you came.

Do you know

I had been waiting for you yesterday?

I thought you hated me again.

I thought you were really not willing to help me.

Why are the earthlings so strange?

Why do you always lie to me?

You made me happy

and disappointed alternately.

I worried something bad would happen to you.

I worried you would be poisoned to death.

Why do you always affect me?

♪Ever since I met you,♪

♪I've just wanted to forget all the past.♪

♪Every day is a new memory♪

♪which is only be about you and me.♪

I really want to cry,

but it seems I don't have this function.

Sorry.

♪The love I want doesn't have the date of return,♪

Thank you.

♪I can't lie to myself anymore.♪

♪Please give me the courage to believe.♪

♪The love I want doesn't have the date of return,♪

♪only you.♪

♪Even everything becomes silent,♪

♪I still have you.♪

This...

Is this rain?

It rains.

It rains.

Fang Leng.

Fang Leng.

Don't you like rain?

This is the first time I have seen rain on the earth.

Did I meet you before?

Fang Leng.

Fang Leng.

Fang Leng, what's wrong?

What's wrong?

What's wrong?

Why?

What why?

Why do you look so pale?

Are you sick again?

Why do I still remember you?

Mr. Fang.

Mr. Fang.

Are you all right?

Help me contact Doctor Zhang.

Let Doctor Zhang come to Mr. Fang's home as soon as possible.

What?

I got it.

Doctor Zhang is out.

He will be back

tomorrow at the soonest.

Were you already attacked by amnesia?

Then...

Have Xiaoqi found this?

No.

Do you remember

Xiaoqi?

Yes, I do.

I remember everything about Xiaoqi.

Assistant Han,

I seem to have recovered from my amnesia.

Great.

Does it

have anything to do

with Xiaoqi?

When you had amnesia,

what happened?

Did you feel

anything wrong?

Besides Xiaoqi,

I can't think of any other reason.

Future Mrs. Fang,

you are awake.

You had a long day yesterday.

Did you sleep well last night?

Did you have a dream?

Come on.

Have a glass of warm water.

Here you are.

Ms. Chai,

when did you come back?

When I saw the news on the Internet

that you and Mr. Fang clarified the rumor

and embraced passionately,

I came back without stop.

I decorated here again.

We can open the restaurant again

very soon.

Does the decoration you said

refer to these photos?

No.

In your eyes,

these are ordinary photos,

but they are shining bank notes

in my eyes.

With these photos that

you and Mr. Fang embrace passionately,

our restaurant

will soon become famous online.

Xiaoqi,

in my most difficult times,

you helped me

and my restaurant.

I will never forget your kindness.

From today on,

as long as I have meat to eat,

you will have meat soup to drink.

It sounds a bit strange.

Don't be touched.

I'll do what I say.

Hum.

We've got a customer.

Welcome.

Mr. Fang,

you come early in the morning.

Come in, please.

Ms. Chai said you can eat anything

here free of charge in the future.

Did you sleep well last night?

I slept quite well.

Have you had breakfast?

I was busy preparing food for you.

I haven't had breakfast yet.

I feel hungry.

Do you have any plan for today?

Be the waitress.

That's good.

If you don't need any help,

I will...

What happened between us yesterday?

Yesterday, you took me to the seaside

and hugged me.

Seaside?

I don't mean these only,

but some things that would have influence on me.

For example...

For example, something changes

me a lot.

What do you mean?

What did I do to you?

Sorry.

This chair is a bit dirty.

I'll clean it.

Sorry. Go on. Go on.

What happened in rain yesterday?

Or did anything happen

that changed me?

No.

Have you changed?

Forget it.

Maybe it has nothing to do with you.

Are you leaving?

Take care.

Welcome to come again.

What's going on?

Hello, dad.

My father often mentioned you

and said he'd come to visit you some day.

Good.

Good.

Mrs. Fang is more and more beautiful.

Really?

You're good at keeping young.

You're back.

Xue came here

early this morning.

She has been waiting for you.

Who is this?

Fang Leng, what do you mean?

I just said it out of anger.

Do you take it seriously?

Xue, what happened?

Mr. and Mrs. Fang, I'm sorry.

Fang Leng and I quarreled the day before yesterday.

Being angry,

I said

we shouldn't meet again

and we would pretend

not to know each other before others.

Well, do you take it seriously?

Fang Leng,

Xue is a girl.

You should talk peacefully to her.

How could you do that?

Sorry.

It doesn't matter.

Dad,

we're going back.

Okay.

Drive carefully.

See you, Mr. and Mrs. Fang.

Mr. Fang and Mrs. Fang are watching us.

So did I get the official recognition?

Just now you said we quarrelled.

If we didn't quarrel,

why would you not know me?

Will you lose your memory

overnight?

=Assistant Han=

Assistant Han,

I'm going to find Doctor Zhang.

Send me all the information about

Jiang Xue in my memory bank.

Okay.

This photo was exposed to

the social networking website

when Jiang Xue met you for the first time.

Have a look. Do you know her?

No.

What about this one?

I don't know.

This is the female customer

you met last week.

This is the office girl

in your Secretariat.

Now try your best to recall

all your recent experiences.

Do you remember other girls

besides Xiaoqi?

Only her.

There's only one explanation.

She's the one.

What do you mean?

I asked you

to date

different girls

only to let you set up a close relationship

to compensate the harm your mother left on you.

We failed before,

but this time,

I believe Xiaoqi

can surely help you.

Do you want me to have a relationship with her?

Hum.

Well.

You can't forget her.

It means

she is special to you.

I don't know the reason,

but for now,

she's the only person

who can possibly heal you.

Think it over.

I finally don't need to deliver takeouts.

I feel so happy.

Well,

Ms. Chai gave me so much money at a time

and asked me to go out to enjoy life.

Kubri,

do I become

a rich person now?

Yes.

In our home planet,

you were a poor and lousy low species

with weak super power and without a boyfriend.

Unexpectedly, you become so popular on the earth.

This is my first income.

Well,

what should I buy

with the money?

The most common ways of spending for women on the earth are

buying clothes...

Buying clothes.

Buying shoes.

Buying shoes.

Buying bags.

Buying cosmetics.

Cosmetics.

Buying food.

Food?

This is

for Fang Leng.

About the one looking like Fang Lie,

I'll keep it.

Hello?

I got paid,

and bought you a small gift.

I'm coming to your company soon.

Do you have time?

No, I don't.

Next time.

Xiaoqi?

Xiaoqi?

Xiaoqi?

Did anything bad happen to her?

Do you know how to ride?

Why do you come?

Are you all right?

I'm fine.

How did you find me?

You said you were close to my company.

I heard the sound of brake from your phone

and thought you had an accident.

You didn't answer the call.

What's going on?

My phone was broken just now.

I didn't expect

you care so much about me.

You're a good friend.

Oh, right. This is a gift for you.

Why is it so ugly?

Then give it back to me.

Give it back to me.

Who's this?

It's none of your business.

Give it back to me.

I don't want to give it to you. Give it back...

=Assistant Han=

Hello!

Mr. Fang, something wrong with Filner.

What happened?

Filner arrived early.

And...

And what?

Mrs. Fang came to meet him.

Hello, Mr. Filner.

I come to meet you

on behalf of my son Fang Lie.

Glad to meet you, Mrs. Fang.

Where's Fang Lie, please?

He won't come.

I'll get straight to the point today.

My son doesn't want to hold this art exhibition actually.

It is his brother's will.

I came here today

to let you stay out of this.

Please don't misunderstand,

Mr. Filner.

Mr. Fang is on the way.

Mr. Filner. Mr. Filner...

How to do?

Won't there be something wrong with Fang Lie's art exhibition?

It's my fault. I delayed you.

It has nothing to do with you.

This is my mistake.

You go back on your own.

Be careful.

Hey.

Okay, I get it.

Thanks.

What did he say?

Filner didn't even answer my call.

He let his assistant to tell you one thing.

He asked,

"Does Fang Lie sincerely want to hold this art exhibition?"

I may help you think of some other way.

No need.

You've helped me a lot.

Jiang Xue,

thank you.

I haven't heard you call me that for a long time.

If you really want to thank me,

do not pretend not to know me before others

in the future.

Believe me.

I want to remember you more than you do.

In fact, I...

I have something to handle.

I'll thank you personally another day.

In fact, I've long known your secret.

Mr. Fang, how do you plan to handle it?

I have no idea.

In the past, I thought I could use any way

as long as it was good for Lie.

I didn't care even it was against his personal will.

But I really got stuck by Filner's question.

What did he ask?

He wants to know Lie's will.

Do you think people can really be forced?

Ordinary people may be forced,

but it's really hard to force Fang Lie.

Perhaps.

Sometimes, it's hard for me to control myself.

She's not an important person,

but I put down the most important work to look for her.

Don't go back to the company.

Let's go to find Lie.

Okay.

Leng, aren't you going to meet Filner?

Why do you come here?

Let's talk inside.

I have to ask you about one thing again in person.

What happened, Leng?

If you are given another chance to choose,

are you willing to hold this art exhibition?

Are you all right, Leng?

You let me listen to you just now.

Why did you suddenly ask how I think?

Filner has terminated the contract.

Now only you can save it.

I know you have long been fed up with my arrangements.

So I'll give you the right to choose this time.

If you really want to give up, I won't interfere with you again.

What if I don't want to give up?

Since childhood, you have won me in all aspects,

like study, career and love.

This time, you rarely give up.

I want to win you once.

Okay.

Three days.

I'll give you three days.

In these days,

you have to finish a painting that you really want to draw.

After you finish it, I'll take you to meet Filner in person.

You haven't gone back yet.

I messed up your work, so I can't go back securely.

How's it going?

It doesn't go well.

The art exhibition may be canceled.

Well.

You were late because of me.

No, I can't let him misunderstand you.

-I'm going to explain it to him. -No need.

This has nothing to do with you.

It was my own problem.

That's the way you are.

You always like to struggle alone.

You act like this when you are sick or at work.

Can you believe others once?

Believe you?

Yes.

Believe me.

As long as I see Filner, I'm sure I can let him listen to me.

Okay.

I'll believe you once.

Mr. Fang, Filner will eat here tonight.

He'll fly to Paris early tomorrow morning.

What are we waiting for?

I'm going to find him now.

Don't be impulsive.

Haven't you heard of a saying?

You may retain someone, but you can't keep his heart stay.

The affection can be cultivated.

We should first make him stay.

And, I've looked into it.

The restaurant has great security work.

Especially, during the meal,

no one is allowed to go into the private room to disturb.

I'm afraid we can't meet Filner today.

It doesn't matter.

I have an idea.

This way, please.

Are you sure Filner is in that room?

Assistant Han won't be wrong.

After I count to three, we'll go inside directly.

One. Two. Three.

Go inside.

What?

Go inside quickly.

It's getting late. Hurry up.

Come on.

Okay.

This way, please.

Where are they?

Who are you?

Sorry to disturb you.

I made an appointment with you.

Who allowed you to come in?

You are too rude!

Please get out now!

Waitress!

It seems you are the one who's rude.

You promised to meet him before,

but you broke the appointment without reason.

Now he comes to find you again sincerely.

Is that the way you treat a guest?

Who are you?

I'm Mr. Fang Leng's friend.

Even if you want to drive us out,

please let him finish his words first, okay?

Otherwise, I will keep pestering you.

Mr. Fang, I'm really sorry for breaking the appointment before,

but I'm afraid I can't participate in this art exhibition.

You got me wrong, Mr. Filner.

I came to meet you today

not to persuade you to participate in the art exhibition.

I'm coming to see you off.

Do you know what you are saying?

We came to persuade him.

Why did you say you're seeing him off?

You told me that.

Even we can't retain his heart, we may make him stay.

Mr. Filner, though our partnership has broken down,

we're friends after all.

A friend is leaving.

It's normal for me to see you off as the host.

Mr. Fang, thank you. I broke the contract.

We won't talk about work today. We'll just see you off.

Mr. Fang, you're so tolerant.

Please.

What the hell are you doing?

Are you a good drinker?

No one in the whole universe can make me drunk.

Help me get him drunk.

Come on.

Mr. Filner, let's drink another toast.

What's wrong?

Oh, no.

When I drink,

the electromagnetic field inside my body is chaotic again.

Don't move.

Mr. Filner, I wonder why

you refuse to participate in this art exhibition.

You're very sincere and long-sighted,

but some things can't be forced.

I don't follow.

Mr. Fang Lie doesn't want to hold this art exhibition, does he?

Not really.

I've always thought that you're a man who respects artists.

But if you just take artists as tools that can be manipulated,

it'll go against my original purpose.

If I take him as a tool,

I should at least have my purpose.

What do you think I want to get?

Though we can make money by art,

the artwork market of China is really too risky.

We'll spend more than what we earn to invest in this way.

If I do it for a good reputation,

I can totally hold a charity.

Why should I take great pains to force my brother to do it?

I don't know what you heard or what you misunderstood.

I come here to tell you

I'm holding this art exhibition for my younger brother only.

I hope he can realize his dream.

What you said makes sense,

but I'm going back tomorrow, and many trips can't be changed.

We'd better cooperate next time.

Okay.

See you tomorrow.

It ends finally.

He'll definitely sleep through the night.

Is that right?

Yes.

What's wrong?

Are you all right?

You liar.

You said no one could make you drunk in the universe.

You can't drink as much as I do.

-I'm the best drinker on the earth. -Okay.

I'm the best...

Okay. Taxi.

-I'm the best... -Okay, you're the best. You're the best.

Taxi.

You're so heavy.

Sleep.

Don't go, okay?

Please look at me again.

Mom, please look at me again.

This is just a nightmare.

Fang Leng.

Fang Leng.

Fang Leng.

I don't know what you've been through, but it doesn't matter.

I'll always be at your side.

Are you all right?

Did anything happen between us last night?

Mr. Fang.

What did you say just now?

Why are you here?

You vomited up last night,

and Xiaoqi asked me to come to clean up.

Well. I just washed your suit.

Where's Xiaoqi?

She...

It's time for breakfast.

Come to have breakfast.

Morning.

Morning.

It's time for breakfast.

Look.

These are Chinese food, and those are Western food.

Sit down to enjoy it.

You made so much food alone?

Yes.

I'm a takeout girl.

I poured all these out box by box.

Am I virtuous?

Do you feel better after a sleep?

You don't look good.

What's wrong?

Let me have a look.

Can you be a little reserved?

Am I not reserved?

Do you know

it's very dangerous to

spend a night at a drunk man's home?

Ah?

Is it dangerous?

You...

Well, Mr. Fang,

I have got a piece of good news.

Go ahead.

I just received the message that

Filner changed his schedule

and booked an air ticket for two days later.

Really?

Great! Great!

Next, it'll all depend on what Fang Lie does.

He'll surely do it well.

I'm in such a good mood.

Who's that?

I haven't finished it yet.

For talented Fang Lie.

By Xiaoqi.

Xiaoqi.

Xiaoqi.

=625=

Xiaoqi.

Why do you come out?

If I don't come out,

my snail girl will run away.

Thank you.

My pleasure.

I'll take you to a good place.

Where?

I'm thrilled. I'm thrilled.

Can I really be the first one to see it?

Of course.

Where's the painting?

I'm joking.

I haven't finished it yet.

Fang Lie.

It is said that one's inspiration may dry up.

I didn't expect my inspiration would dry up at this young age.

It's not true.

When I first met you, you were singing on the stage,

shining like a prince.

That was caused by the stage projector.

It's specially for cheating girls like you.

I don't care.

I don't care.

I just believe you

without principles, conditions and bottom line.

You'd better believe my brother instead of me.

Without him supporting behind, I really can't stick to it.

Your brother and you are two different persons.

You can't be compared.

Actually, I've always had nothing I really wanted to do.

Drawing is my personal hobby.

I casually told my brother that

I wanted to hold an art exhibition.

After saying that, I already forgot it, but he took it seriously.

In fact, I wanted to tell him long ago that

I'm just a good-for-nothing,

but they made efforts to bring me to this position.

Just like the one you saw on the stage,

I am shone by follow spotlight and appear to be brilliant.

Actually, everyone is good-for-nothing.

For example, when some want to be good to you,

help you and appreciate you,

you will also help them and be good to them.

At this time, even a good-for-nothing will shine.

And, if you insist saying you're a good-for-nothing,

you are the most handsome

and good-looking good-for-nothing on the earth.

The most handsome and good-looking good-for-nothing.

You're such a good comfort.

I know.

What do you know?

I know what I am going to draw.

Thank you.

When you come again next time, you'll see my painting.

I'm going.

Really?

That's all for today's meeting.

Go back for work.

Is there anything else you are not clear?

Our relationship is a bit unclear.

Here you come.

I heard that Filner stayed temporarily.

The art exhibition can continue.

But if you don't thank me in time, I'll take more from you.

I will thank you definitely.

Do you have time after work?

I can have time.

I invite you for a meal.

I'll pick you up later.

Okay.

See you later.

See you later.

Mr. Fang.

Assistant Han, I'll have a private appreciation banquet later.

Arrange it for me.

What are your requirements for the restaurant?

I need to come back

to have a transnational video meeting at night.

Pick a nearby restaurant.

Why here?

It's based on your requirements.

Isn't that Mr. Fang's car?

Xiaoqi, come out to welcome...

Xiaoqi.

Xiaoqi.

Who do you want me to welcome?

Stand well.

You're so young.

Why don't you dress yourself up?

You don't have a sense of competition at all.

Am I not so good?

Can I become a fairy after dressing up?

Fairy.

This is the restaurant and the takeout delivery girl

you guaranteed last time?

Hum.

Where do we sit?

Anywhere is fine.

Please come with me.

We've already prepared couple seats for you.

This way, please.

This way, please. This way, please.

It's quite good.

Hum.

Great.

Order please.

Just order dishes you like.

-Lady first. -I'll like all dishes you order.

I don't know what you like.

I like what you like.

Don't bother.

Our restaurant has prepared the lovers set for you.

I promise you'll be satisfied.

Forget it.

It's mainly because this is the first time

that such a beautiful girl has come here.

As the assistant manager,

I sincerely hope you

can take a photo together

to publicize our restaurant.

What do you think?

Okay.

We'd like the lovers set you said.

Wait a moment, please.

Good. I have faith in you.

Xiaoqi.

What?

Girl, are you a fool?

How could you take them to the position

where is so suitable for a date?

But, don't you think

only such a good position

can match such a beautiful girl?

I find that if one is foolish enough,

even the boiled duck can fly away.

Duck?

Is there old duck soup in the kitchen today?

Where's my hypotensor?

I don't want to talk to you anymore.

Just be willful.

Well, as you picked me up,

I prepared a small gift for you.

What's this?

This used to be my favorite milk tea.

Have a taste.

Perhaps you also drank it before.

Excuse me.

This is our chef's flagship dessert.

This half heart is yours, and this half heart is yours.

I don't like dessert.

Thanks.

We don't need other services.

I see. I see.

It is like this.

Our restaurant is doing an activity.

If you share your meal to the Moments with a photo,

we'll send you couple dolls.

This is of limited edition.

It's only for the couples who look most like husband and wife.

So cute.

We don't need it.

It's such a lovely doll.

How could you make it dirty?

I hate you.

There are only two ones in the restaurant.

I'm going to send one to someone.

Send it to someone?

How dare you?

What's wrong?

My suit is dirty.

I'm going to get changed.

It's strange.

Mr. Fang.

Boss, are all your couple dolls here?

Yes.

I want them all.

Pack them all.

Okay. Okay.

What are you doing?

You don't like dolls, do you?

I know what you want to do.

You want to send these dolls to Fang Lie, right?

He's focusing on drawing now.

If you dare disturb him with this,

I'll cut your hands.

Please make it clear.

You're dating such a beautiful girl now.

If you run wild and act like this, you'll scare her away.

Do you know?

I don't need you to worry about it.

Ever since I met you,

I've just wanted to forget all the past.

The love I want doesn't have the date of return,

only you.

We're out of reach

but appreciate each other.

I keep going and run into your track somehow.

The yearning invades

and lurks in my mind.

The more I want to escape, the more I am pulled by it bearing pains.

I'm getting addicted to it

and my sense is shielded.

There is no trace of the reason for this moment.

Put the hottest heart

in this cold body.

I'm looking at you,

and my love has nowhere to go.

Ever since I met you,

I've just wanted to forget all the past.

Every day is a new memory

which is only be about you and me.

I can't lie to myself anymore.

Please give me the courage to believe.

The love I want doesn't have the date of return,

only you.

Even everything becomes silent,

I still have you.