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I'm self-willed and act like a baby to make you angry,

but you always stay so calm.

Until you are beaten by my loveliness,

I will consider leaving the solar system.

The universe has gravitation, has gravitation,

and you have a fatal attraction to me.

Even the path of half of the universe

can't stop me.

I have the sadness of being homeless,

while you have the warmth like the sun.

I've been through tens of millions of light-years

just to be loved by you.

I am the love of the moon following the planet.

You are the charming danger of flying over the asteroid belt.

I've wandered for tens of millions of light-years

just to be found by you and to be remembered forever.

My Girlfriend is an Alien

Episode 3

What do you want to do?

Don't go.

Don't go to hospital.

Please.

Why is the earth so cold?

OK.

According to

the material,

the character "lie" means warmth.

I've met so many people.

It seems that

you're the warmest.

Where is Xiaoqi?

Alas.

They two

have...

Why are you here?

Where is Fang Lie?

You should answer the question.

How did you lure Fang Lie here?

How did you

make yourself that cold last night?

I...

I went to the freezer yesterday to get something

and I was freezing.

Freezing.

I talked nonsense.

Sorry.

Don't take it seriously.

You said you froze in the freezer?

Yes. I suffered from frostbite, and...

So...

Where are my gloves?

I see.

I will not pursue the matter of Fang Lie any more.

Let me warn you for the last time.

Stay away from him.

You're not from the same class as him.

So what?

We're even from different planets.

Stupid human.

Mr. Fang, come often when you are free.

You are always welcomed.

Who wants him to come?

Xiaoqi,

you worked hard last night.

What would you like to eat?

Order whatever you want on the menu today.

You don't have to pay.

It's my treat.

Here you are.

Anyway, we're going to be rich.

Be rich?

Why?

My masterpiece.

Overbearing president and takeout delivery girl

-slept together in the warehouse. -Hands!

Why could his hands touch me?

Why was he not afraid of the low temperature of my body?

Once this big news goes public,

everybody will know you!

No, you can't publish this.

What are you doing?

Why did you delete it?

You stupid girl.

You were only one step away from marrying into a rich and powerful family.

Well.

Leng.

I don't look into the matter that

you beat the security guard and escaped yesterday.

But business is business.

Give me an explanation.

What can I explain?

I'm locked in the room every day.

It's good that I can still draw.

Fang Lie,

if you go on like this,

I have to suspend the art exhibition.

Do what you like.

The world is so big.

I want to go wandering.

You can get out of here.

Leng,

I know you have spent a lot of time and efforts

on my art exhibition,

but when I think about my paintings

being sold at marked prices,

I feel very sad.

It defiles my dream as an artist.

Amateurs talk about art.

Artists talk about money.

You're an art lover at best,

so you talk about your dreams all day long.

No, Leng,

you can doubt my character,

but you can't doubt my paintings.

You know, I am the painter

who won a prize in Paris.

If you have any doubt about my works,

please refer to the one that brought me fame,

"Huayin".

You haven't forgotten that woman?

What?

"Huayin" stood out

by virtue of the vivid fog.

But what you really want to express is

the daisy in the corner.

If I remember correctly,

the daisy represents hidden love.

When did you see it?

It's not important.

What is important is,

you either keep your relationship

with that woman

and continue to create,

or forget everything

and restart your work and life.

And

stop playing with the delivery girl's affections.

After all, such a simple-minded girl

will do crazy things

once she is serious.

Leng,

do you think it's appropriate for you to tell me this?

You know,

you have dated many disreputable girls.

Say that again.

Is there anything wrong with what I said?

Take him away.

Leng.

Stop.

Stop.

Miss.

Miss, who are you looking for?

I want to meet Fang Leng.

Sorry, Mr. Fang is busy now.

If you want to meet him,

advance appointment is required.

Thank you.

It seems that I can only use my own way.

I am kidnapped.

Call the police.

Call the police.

When I become the boss,

I'll give you a promotion and a salary raise.

Leng, doesn't your heart hurt

to treat me like this?

Since you want to realize your stupid dream,

you have to pay the price.

Here you are.

Yeah.

Good.

Although I may get frozen again,

I have to verify

whether he's special.

Come over.

I have to check

whether you are from our planet.

Do you

want to fight with me?

Xiaoqi, leave.

You can't defeat him.

He's got taekwondo black belt.

Even I can't defeat him.

Fang Lie.

You can't go.

Fang Lie.

You can't go.

-Fang Lie. -You can't go.

I haven't checked.

Is it enough?

No. I haven't checked.

Let me check.

Just one night has passed.

Do you want to get close to Fang Lie that much?

Do you want to help him

or hurt him?

As expected,

as long as he touches me,

I can't use my super power.

Answer me.

I'm looking for you.

Look for me?

Do you have a feeling that you and I are the same kind of people?

I am

like you?

I think about a lot of possibilities.

You

may be an agent

Capetown Planet sent to the earth.

Or

you must have something to do with the annunciator,

so you have so many strange characteristics.

Which one?

Do you want to hear the truth?

Listen.

I think

you're out of your mind.

You always live in your own world

and say something that no one can understand.

Don't you say you're an alien?

Then go back to your planet.

You are not welcome on earth.

It seems that the people on earth don't like me.

But why do I feel

he's like me?

But my companion was not accustomed

to the climate here and fainted.

And Fang Leng

is still at large

and lives freely on earth.

I'm pissed off.

Wake up.

Wake up.

Is Fang Lie still here?

Mr. Fang, I have sent someone to follow Fang Lie.

Mr. Fang,

you don't look very well.

The meeting in the afternoon...

I'm fine.

Pass me the meeting materials.

OK.

Assistant Han,

what is this?

Well.

This document has been in your office.

It's impossible for outsiders to enter.

Inform the security department

to blacklist Chai Xiaoqi.

Don't let her in again.

OK.

Mr. Fang,

the itinerary of several special guests

has been reported.

Filner will also come to China.

I remember

the reason why he refused to attend our art exhibition

is that he has to meet a very important friend.

You attend the afternoon meeting on my behalf.

I'd like to meet

Filner's friend.

OK.

Poor little Fang Lie.

I don't know where Fang Leng locks him again.

Sir,

here is your takeout.

What?

Put it at the door?

OK.

Remember to give me five-star praise.

Xiaoqi.

Prince.

Come in.

Aren't you afraid that

Fang Leng will find you hiding here?

The most dangerous place

is the safest place.

Don't move.

Right.

Now that you're hiding,

why do you still draw?

Because I like painting.

I draw due to myself, not Fang Leng.

No matter what happened to me

and how bad my mood is,

as long as I draw a painting,

I'll be in a better mood.

You know,

I rarely draw portraits.

Last time I drew was in middle school.

Who was that?

Just an ordinary friend.

My humble house

is honored by your presence.

You let me come here on purpose.

What are you talking about?

Since we last met,

we never met again.

But I remember

you once said you would visit me.

So, you used Filner to get me here.

Looks like you found it out.

I just don't like

people forget what they said to me.

I heard

Filner's access to Fang Lie's works

was due to the introduction of a Chinese curator.

I don't know if it's you.

You're well-informed.

Why did you help Fang Lie?

Nothing.

It's rare to see such a talented Chinese painter.

We lived in a foreign country.

Of course I had to help.

But Filner is said to be

a man of principle.

I'm afraid it's still hard to persuade him

with Fang Lie's current works.

Fang Lie's works are not as good as before.

Although it seems impossible,

we can take actions privately...

You know what to do?

The so-called artists

and rules in the world

are just gimmicks.

There's always a way

to move the people and break the rules.

Miss Jiang, I didn't expect that your idea was the same as mine.

If you can do it,

I will reward you generously.

Just call me Jiang Xue.

If it's done,

I'll get

what I deserve from you.

Do we know each other?

Do you like this old-fashioned way of chatting?

Rest assured.

I'm not one of your many girlfriends.

Or I would be the first one to stand up

and get even with you

on the day of forced marriage.

Done.

Let me see.

Magic mirror,

tell Xiaoqi

who is the most beautiful girl in the world.

What do you think?

Do you like it?

Your eyes.

Your mouth.

Wait a minute.

I have to make this part perfect.

It's called peach blossom on the lips.

You always say something sweet

to make girls happy.

Happiness is the most important thing.

Ms. Zhou,

are you satisfied with the strength?

Stop that.

Don't keep me guessing.

Tell me what you want.

Would you please activate my credit card?

I've been so poor recently.

Really?

OK.

You agree?

I'll activate your card tomorrow.

Forget the art exhibition.

Go to the company.

Well,

this is between me and my brother.

You and my dad have promised not to participate.

Can I not participate?

If you still muddle along like this,

Fang Leng will fully take control of the company.

Mom,

do you watch too many TV plays?

But

I really don't want to hold this art exhibition.

My brother and I have different ideas.

Really?

Son,

you can use your card tomorrow.

Good. Mom.

My mom is the best in the world.

Son.

What?

The girl is Fang Leng's date?

Yes.

Jiang Xue

is indeed the only daughter of the Jiang family.

But the strange thing is,

last time they met,

it seemed that they didn't know each other.

But given that picture,

they met before.

Even if they're not friends,

they shouldn't be strangers.

Well,

there must be something wrong with Jiang Xue.

I have an idea.

Find a chance

and let me meet her.

OK.

I'll think of a way.

I didn't find younger master Fang Lie anywhere.

I didn't expect him to go back

and leave a painting.

Fang Lie never drew portraits.

I didn't expect that Chai Xiaoqi was so charming.

Mr. Fang,

you can tell that it's Xiaoqi?

To my benefactor,

Xiaoqi.

Let's

talk with Xiaoqi.

It seems that

she cares about Fang Lie.

From tomorrow,

order their lunch

and ask Xiaoqi to deliver.

With

hundreds of takeouts,

she won't have time to contact Fang Lie.

OK.

By the way,

how about the guests

in the charge of Jiang Xue?

They have contacted us one after another.

It's under negotiation.

Good.

Be careful.

OK.

Xiaoqi, listen,

these big boxes

are for employees.

This is particularly important.

This is a special meal for Mr. Fang.

Do you know?

You must meet

Mr. Fang today.

Or you'll go for nothing.

Got it?

Yes.

My God.

How can I deliver like this?

Mr. Fang is the super VIP of our restaurant.

It's normal that he has some special requirements.

You have to deliver it to him

and watch him finish his meal.

Got it?

Yes.

I'll complete the task.

Wait.

Where are you going?

Deliver the takeouts.

How do you get there?

Walk.

Come on.

Look.

I've specially prepared an electrically-operated vehicle for you.

I don't usually

offer it.

Come here.

This time

is our super VIP's order.

This is especially important.

Protect it with your life.

Stay with it.

If you ruin it,

don't bother to come back.

Got it?

Go.

What's going on?

My God.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Sorry.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Sorry.

Excuse me.

What's going on?

Sorry.

Who opened the well?

What a wicked deed it was!

What to do?

You can leave.

OK. OK.

Jessie,

contact the canteen.

Let them continue to work.

OK.

What about our lunch?

I'll talk with their restaurant myself.

OK.

Why does she stop there for more than half an hour?

The delivery person is one meter away from you.

Xiaoqi.

Who?

Who is calling me?

You've come just at the right moment.

I have protected your takeout.

My hands get dirty.

Take it.

Remember to give me five-star praise.

Come up.

I'll take you to the hospital.

This guy

is not as bad as I thought.

Come up.

What're you thinking about?

No need to go to hospital.

I'm not hurt.

It was the vehicle

and those takeouts that hurt.

The delivery person is 0 meter away from you.

So clumsy.

You just delivered takeouts.

Well.

It was

really an accident.

I promise

that's not going to happen next time.

Don't bother.

I've stopped ordering.

Why?

I still have 15 minutes left.

Do you think you can deliver these takeouts

to our company in 15 minutes?

Of course.

If it weren't for this vehicle,

I had enough time to deliver these things, OK?

Don't you think you should take a shower now?

It's disgraceful of you to look like this.

It's better than losing my job.

Come over.

Come over.

Wait.

Where are we going?

Well.

Mr. Fang, I still have work to do.

I have to deliver the takeouts.

If you want to keep your job,

just be obedient.

No resistance

and no confrontation.

Mr. Fang, just tell us

what clothes you need.

It is not me

but her.

Sorry.

I just came up from the sewer.

I am smelly.

I have to leave.

Mr. Fang.

I...

This one.

OK.

And this one.

OK.

And this one.

OK.

By the way,

where is the nearest bathroom?

It's late.

I don't have time to take a shower.

I have to deliver takeouts.

Mr. Fang, please let me deliver the takeouts.

Where?

Follow me, please.

Mr. Fang,

this is the apartment for our staff.

No one will disturb you.

Mr. Fang, we're leaving.

Wait.

I'd like to change those garments to extra small ones.

And the dress should have a button.

The white garments can be left here.

But,

you haven't tried them on yet.

Do as she said.

Mr. Fang,

how about I'm going to help them?

I'm going to help them.

Are you trying to escape?

I think you want the hard way.

Boss Fang,

I have only five minutes left.

Even you forgive my being late,

the system will record it.

Can you shut up?

Do you forget the smelly water in the ditch?

I...

I...

Come.

It's really too late.

I beg...

Clean yourself now.

I...

Oh, no.

My takeouts.

Xiaoqi.

You...

Why can you move?

It's really you.

I... I don't know.

What? What are you talking about?

It's not me.

I... I don't know.

It's too late to play the fool now.

Tell me what's going on.

Is this my hallucination or reality?

Tell me.

Xiaoqi.

UFO.

Help!

Sorry.

What do you want to do to me?

Were you here all the time?

Of course.

How come?

Do not change the subject.

Tell me honestly.

Do you want to do something to me?

I can't tell you clearly.

I'm tired. I'm going back.

Wait.

You peeked at me in the shower.

Do you want to let it go so easily?

Didn't you peek at me in the shower

when you went to my home?

I... I didn't mean to.

I just peeked at you. So what?

This is different.

What do you want?

Continue our lunch plan,

and I will forgive you.

Wait.

Do you agree?

Listen up.

Do not tell anyone

about what happened today.

I'm giving you the car downstairs

as an apology.

Drive that car to deliver takeouts.

What's this?

I heard you were hallucinating,

but I didn't expect

it deteriorated so seriously.

Do you have any solution?

It depends on what kind of solution you want.

A radical cure.

I don't even know the pathogeny.

How to cure it?

Suggestion.

There are two suggestions.

First,

ignore it

and continue your life.

Control your emotions

and do not be affected by hallucinations.

Second,

accept it.

Hallucinations

are just one manifestation of your amnesia,

a part of you.

You need to learn to find patterns in your hallucinations

and find a solution.

In my hallucinations,

the woman named Xiaoqi always appears,

and I feel

we have met before.

See?

Maybe

she

is the special girl for you.

I don't know if this feeling is real,

because I met another woman

who is very similar to me.

And I'm very familiar with her.

But when I checked my memory bank,

I found we didn't have any connection before.

Between these two women,

one represents your reality,

and the other represents your subconscious.

No matter you're choosing to live in reality

or you're adapting to the hallucinations,

you have to find a lifestyle

that fits you.

It depends on what you choose.

It's obvious.

I won't allow myself to

become a mad psycho.

This one.

OK.

-And this one. -OK.

And this one.

OK.

In fact, Fang Leng

is not so bad.

I scared him with super power.

It seems it's a bit inappropriate.

Kubri.

Put me under the sun.

I need to let the poisonous wine out sooner.

Do you feel better?

I still feel dizzy.

It was my fault.

Those male models in the night club were really outrageous.

They even fed wine to a turtle.

The men on the earth

are all so bad.

Not really.

In fact,

there are some good men,

for example, Fang Lie

and Fang Leng.

What did you say?

My voltage is coming up again.

Kubri.

Kubri.

I... I seem to get stuck again.

-Xiaoqi, you have to control yourself. -Kubri.

On this planet,

the more handsome a man looks, the more dangerous he is gonna be.

Do not let them know you're an alien.

Otherwise, you'll follow in my...

Kubri. Kubri.

Xiaoqi.

Who are you talking to?

No one.

Ms. Chai,

are you going on a long trip?

No.

You don't have many garments,

so I found some for you.

I spent much money on dressing

when I was in love back then.

But your figure

may be very different from mine.

Try them on.

Ms. Chai,

you're really the most...

I refuse

sugar-coated bullets.

If you really want to thank me,

do a good job in takeout delivery from tomorrow.

You should make Mr. Fang

feel our sincerity

from the heart to the body.

No problem.

Go to try the clothes on.

Mr. Fang, these are the drawings

Fang Lie has sold when he was studying abroad.

If we put them in this exhibition,

there will be much less pressure

on the works later.

It's pretty good.

But even I haven't seen these works before.

How did you find them?

It should be attributed to Miss Jiang Xue.

Jiang Xue?

Besides,

she has invited several exhibition curators

to perfect this art exhibition.

Jiang Xue

is really complex.

Make an appointment with her for me.

She has just handed over the work with the colleagues from the Public Relations Department.

If you want to see her,

I'll let her leave a little later.

OK.

I can meet her after the video meeting today.

Mr. Fang will be here soon.

You two have a tacit understanding.

I heard you also participate in the art exhibition.

I just do a little help.

I didn't expect that you know art exhibition quite well.

Did you know

Fang Lie before?

Fang Lie?

Fang Leng's brother?

Yes.

No.

What about Fang Leng?

Did you know Fang Leng

before the blind date?

Uncle Kang, are you kidding me?

If I knew him,

I wouldn't have hit his car.

What's wrong with you?

I feel dizzy.

Sorry.

I drove too fast

and didn't control the speed.

But rest assured.

After delivering the takeouts,

you don't need to work anymore today.

Great.

Wait.

Why do you come here?

Right.

Xiaoqi,

put these down first.

Now first take

Mr. Fang's takeout over

and give him in person.

Do you get it?

It doesn't matter. I'm strong.

I'll first send this to the staff canteen.

Come back.

Are you silly?

Don't you see that?

These female employees all wear wrapped skirts,

twisting their buttocks.

In my opinion,

they must be eager to

hook Mr. Fang.

I didn't expect

you, a takeout delivery girl,

would have picked the advantage.

Pick?

I didn't pick anything, Ms. Chai.

I mean this.

Though Mr. Fang is a bit fickle in love,

he's quite generous to his girlfriends.

He gave you a car.

He's obviously chasing you.

Chase me?

No.

I have been into someone.

I'm going to return the key to him.

Finish your work first.

Finish the work and then handle your personal affair.

Keep smiling.

What about the Commerce Department ?

When do you start

your own projects?

When can they be completed?

What's the progress now?

Who is responsible for the handover?

Tell me.

Mr. Fang,

it's time for lunch.

Please sign on the takeout menu.

Get out.

I put it here and leave.

And,

can you not chase me any more?

You like me so much,

which will bother me very much.

Do you have eyes?

Don't you see I'm working?

No, I don't.

And what did you say just now?

I like you?

Yes.

I drove your car to deliver takeouts today,

and everyone said you are chasing me.

They're blind,

but don't you know what's happening here?

So, you don't like me?

Listen carefully.

Whether in reality or hallucination,

I don't even want to see you.

Then I can be relieved.

Otherwise, it'll really bother me.

In order not to bother you,

from today on,

you don't need to send lunch to me any more.

Please leave as soon

as you see me from the distance.

OK.

Finish your lunch quickly

in case I have to come back for the box

and see you again.

I told you I don't want to eat now.

When I finish it later,

I'll let Assistant Han send it back.

What are you doing?

Ms. Chai have told me that

we should show the service quality of our restaurant

through every single job, no matter how small it is.

Though this may be my last job,

I'll finish it with all my strength nevertheless.

-I told you I don't want to eat. -It's dropping on your suit.

Ever since I met you,

I've just wanted to forget all the past.

The love I want doesn't have the date of return,

only you.

We're out of reach

but appreciate each other.

I keep going and run into your track somehow.

The yearning invades

and lurks in my mind.

The more I want to escape, the more I am pulled by it bearing pains.

I'm getting addicted to it

and my sense is shielded.

There is no trace of the reason for this moment.

Put the hottest heart

in this cold body.

I'm looking at you,

and my love has nowhere to go.

Ever since I met you,

I've just wanted to forget all the past.

Every day is a new memory

which is only be about you and me.

I can't lie to myself anymore.

Please give me the courage to believe.

The love I want doesn't have the date of return,

only you.

Even everything becomes silent,

I still have you.