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♪
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The Pythagorean Theorem
is probably the most
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useful theorem in geometry.
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We start by drawing
the altitude
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to the hypotenuse
of a right triangle.
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Now, we already know
that either leg
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is the geometric mean
between the hypotenuse
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and the segment
of the hypotenuse
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adjacent to that leg.
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Adjacent to that leg.
So we know that C/A equals A/P.
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So we know that
C/A equals A/P.
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And C/B equals B/Q.
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What's the next step?
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Fuck you.
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Isolate the hypotenuse.
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Using the addition property
A squared plus B squared
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equals CP + CQ.
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And using the
distributive property;
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A squared + B squared
equals CP + Q.
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By substitution;
A squared + B squared
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equals C squared.
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♪
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Pythagoras was right;
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the square of the length
of the hypotenuse
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equals the sum of the squares
of the other two legs.
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For a love note,
this lacks subtlety.
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How would you know?
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No one would ever
fall in love with you.
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Love is ephemeral.
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Mathematics is eternal.
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Love is arbitrary.
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Mathematics is consistent.
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Love is elusive.
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Mathematics is available
right here in this room.
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When you're ready.
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How would you feel
if I wore a necktie
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with a picture
of Genghis Kahn?
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That'd be cool.
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Mmhmm.
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Hi, Mrs. Lumpkin.
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Hi, Nick.
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I need a shirt.
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I've got just the thing.
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Thanks, Mrs. Lumpkin.
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In problem number one,
we have 7x + 3y equals 24.
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We know that x is
equal to y + 2.
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So plugging in
our x is unknown.
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We have 7y + 2,
+ 3y = 24.
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Now multiplying that out;
7y + 14 + 3y = 24
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Or 7y...
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Now the common
variables there...
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y is equal to
24 - 14 and 10.
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Therefore y is equal
to 1, to solve that,
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Therefore y is equal to 1,
to solve that, plugging it right in.
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Plugging it right in.
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Uh, 7x + 3 x y.
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How about a little
one on one tonight?
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Oh, is dinner included?
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That's a deal.
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I'll be there.
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Rom.
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Hey, Carly.
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Hello, Dinah.
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♪
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- Hi.
- Hello.
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Hi, Miss Groshardt.
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Hey, Avery.
How's it going?
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Not too good.
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Oh really?
What's the matter?
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Over population,
destruction of the rain forests,
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nuclear weapons,
violence, player strikes,
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acid rain, racism,
child abuse.
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The national debt...
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The national debt... Come on back.
Dinner's almost ready.
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Come on back.
Dinner's almost ready.
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Killer bees,
tongue piercing.
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Hi.
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Welcome.
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Can I help?
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I don't need any help.
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Smells good.
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What is it?
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It's French.
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Oh, I hope the wine
goes with it.
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I hope there's
enough for everyone.
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Val.
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Yeah.
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Miss Groshardt's here.
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Hi, Miss Groshardt.
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Hi, Val.
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What? Oh.
Where do I put it?
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- On the table.
- Oh.
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Come on, coach...
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♪
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I'll be back.
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Mind if I get
a drink of water?
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Thanks.
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Um, thanks for dinner, Carly.
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I really liked those
French vegetables.
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It's ratatouille.
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Where'd you learn
to make that?
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The Frugal Gourmet.
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It's cheap, easy and it
makes good leftovers.
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The recipe's enough to feed a
family of four for two meals.
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See?
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Here, take it.
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You can have it
for lunch tomorrow.
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- No, I can't.
- Why not?!
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♪
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Hey, I brought you
some ratatouille.
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Avery, hot or cold?
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One hot
and one cold.
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Mom, did you wash my bra?
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Uh, what does it look like?
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Two straps, two cups.
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Two straps, two cups.
Which one?
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Which one?
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The green one.
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Why do you wear
a green bra?
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Forget it.
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Green means go.
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What are we talking about?
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Sex.
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- Does it ring a bell?
- Ding-a-ling.
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When you were her age,
you didn't wear any underwear.
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That was during the sexual
revolution, which is over now.
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We're supposed to try
and prevent teenage sex.
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Why?
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I don't know.
Because.
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What's for dinner?
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Fried chicken, creamed gravy,
mashed potatoes,
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and who-made apple pie?
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Mom, that's fantasy.
What's the reality?
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I don't know.
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Something good.
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You can't wear that to school.
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She's not.
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She's just wearing
it to breakfast.
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Excuse me.
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Don't worry.
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Why shouldn't I worry?
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It makes you eat more,
then you gain weight.
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♪
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How's the team, Dinah?
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Hmm, getting a lot
stronger on defense.
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We've got some
good shooters too.
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Rochelle's a
scoring machine.
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Val's got a good
feel for the basket.
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A chip off the old block.
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No, good coaching.
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I have a ghost
of a husband.
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I only know he's
there because things
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get moved from one
place to another.
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I'm getting fat.
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I don't know whether
I should go on a diet
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or jump off a building.
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Have an affair.
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It's the most effective,
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short-term pain reliever
there is.
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That's not
very good advice, Albert.
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Why not?
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Because.
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Who would have
an affair with me?
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Girls' basketball used to
be a lot less important
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to people than
boys' basketball.
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I think that's changing.
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I predict that someday
women's athletics
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will be almost as
important as men's.
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Um, excuse me.
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Do you have any
toilet paper over there?
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There's not any in here.
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Um.
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Sorry, there isn't
any here either.
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Um, there's something--
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I already know!
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I don't see how you
possibly could know--
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Stop beating around the bush.
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I'm not beating
around the bush.
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You're having
an affair with Rom.
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No, I'm not.
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- I saw the note.
- The note?
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"Fuck me after basketball."
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That's what I wanted
to talk to you about.
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There's nothing you can say.
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Val wrote that note.
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I'm not the type
to have affairs.
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Val wrote that note?
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Mhmm.
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You know, she passed
it Jamie Hooper.
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I think she's
in love with him.
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She better not be!
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Well, it happens to girls.
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I know that!
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Don't you think
I know that? I know that!
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It makes me so mad!
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Love makes girls
do stupid things
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that they regret
for the rest of their lives.
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I have a class.
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It's a fairy tale;
Snow White, Cinderella.
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It's a big crock!
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There's no such thing
as happily ever after.
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Six months happiness...
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...to slow death.
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It can't be that bad.
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Haven't you ever
been in love?
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No, not really.
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Lucky you.
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♪
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Happy Valentine's Day.
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Happy Valentine's Day.
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Happy Valentine's Day.
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♪
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Should we have
a cigarette?
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Yeah.
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You don't smoke, do you?
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I like a cigarette after sex.
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Yeah, me too.
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I'm sorry.
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For what?
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For accusing you wrongly.
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And for going
through your purse.
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And for not giving you
any toilet paper.
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♪
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Hello, Roosevelt High.
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We're Automatic Assault Weapon
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and we're gonna massacre your
Valentine's Day with music.
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Be careful down there
in the mosh pit.
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There are girls with
nice dresses on.
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One, two, three, four.
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♪
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Hey!
You two!
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This is a dance.
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It's not
a simulation exercise.
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You can't dance
to this music!
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It must be why
they invented moshing.
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I wish I felt
that young again!
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Is that how, I just throw
my body around like that?!
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I guess I'm not
too old for mash!
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Need a man?
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There's only one of me
but I'm on duty.
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Good night, Dad.
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Good night, Mom.
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Good night, Miss Groshardt.
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Do you think Val's in love?
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Mmm.
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She's too young
to be in love.
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It won't last.
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We lasted.
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Hi, kids.
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Hi, there.
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Good morning.
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That's it for today.
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If you've got a hoop
at home, practice.
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If you don't, go to
someone's house who does.
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00:24:30,292 --> 00:24:31,125
Hi.
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00:24:32,458 --> 00:24:34,417
Ooh, sorry.
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I can't play ball.
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00:24:37,750 --> 00:24:39,333
You just need
a good coach.
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00:24:40,375 --> 00:24:43,292
I can't play any sports.
I'm not coordinated.
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Oh, everybody can play ball.
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00:24:45,375 --> 00:24:45,583
Oh, everybody can play ball.
It comes natural.
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It comes natural.
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Here.
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Um, that was...
That was...
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Hold the ball like this.
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Okay?
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Keep your eye on the basket.
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Forget about the ball.
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Connect yourself to the
basket through the ball.
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Move a little closer.
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I made it!
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That's my
very first basket.
273
00:25:59,875 --> 00:26:01,417
Could we do this
again sometime?
274
00:26:02,250 --> 00:26:07,417
♪
275
00:27:57,083 --> 00:27:58,875
Sorry.
276
00:28:00,417 --> 00:28:01,042
I'm fine.
277
00:28:08,375 --> 00:28:09,500
I'm sorry.
278
00:28:10,042 --> 00:28:11,542
Oh, I'm fine.
279
00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:34,875
♪
280
00:29:38,167 --> 00:29:41,875
Coffee is the one thing
we all have in common.
281
00:29:41,917 --> 00:29:44,125
Even if the word coffee
means the same thing
282
00:29:44,167 --> 00:29:46,542
in every language.
283
00:29:46,583 --> 00:29:48,625
And a cup of coffee
means the same thing
284
00:29:48,667 --> 00:29:49,792
in every culture.
285
00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:55,958
Cloris was just telling us
about the meaning of coffee.
286
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,167
You know, it means the
same thing in every country.
287
00:29:58,917 --> 00:29:59,875
What does it mean?
288
00:29:59,917 --> 00:30:00,792
Communication.
289
00:30:00,833 --> 00:30:01,500
Right.
290
00:30:11,583 --> 00:30:12,375
Hey, Carly.
291
00:30:12,417 --> 00:30:13,792
We're talking about coffee.
292
00:30:13,833 --> 00:30:14,667
Hmm.
293
00:30:14,708 --> 00:30:16,042
What's your opinion?
294
00:30:16,083 --> 00:30:18,583
Is it a social lubricant
or a dangerous stimulant?
295
00:30:18,625 --> 00:30:19,958
I don't have
an opinion about it.
296
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,583
It's just a drink.
297
00:30:21,625 --> 00:30:25,542
Marcel Proust saw an entire web
of memory in a cup of coffee.
298
00:30:25,583 --> 00:30:26,917
That was tea.
299
00:30:28,042 --> 00:30:29,125
Coffee, Henry.
300
00:30:29,167 --> 00:30:30,625
Tea, Cloris.
301
00:30:30,667 --> 00:30:32,417
I know it was coffee.
302
00:30:32,458 --> 00:30:33,958
You're wrong.
It was tea.
303
00:30:42,417 --> 00:30:43,750
Let's change the subject.
304
00:30:43,792 --> 00:30:45,750
Abel, what's happening
with the fruit flies?
305
00:30:45,792 --> 00:30:47,542
Uh, they're multiplying.
306
00:31:10,250 --> 00:31:11,375
Any questions?
307
00:31:12,917 --> 00:31:14,250
Yes, Philip.
308
00:31:14,292 --> 00:31:16,917
What does this stuff have
to do with real life?
309
00:31:23,792 --> 00:31:28,208
Algebra is a system of
logic which shows you
310
00:31:28,250 --> 00:31:32,833
how to find the unknown when
you have some information.
311
00:31:36,792 --> 00:31:40,000
In real life, you have to
do the same thing;
312
00:31:40,042 --> 00:31:44,500
find the unknown with the
information you've been given.
313
00:33:06,375 --> 00:33:11,583
Do you see
six months of happiness?
314
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,208
More than that.
315
00:33:19,458 --> 00:33:21,875
♪
316
00:34:22,250 --> 00:34:23,083
Wow.
317
00:34:24,375 --> 00:34:25,708
What do you mean "wow"?
318
00:34:28,208 --> 00:34:29,542
You're beautiful.
319
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,083
I am?
320
00:34:33,917 --> 00:34:34,875
Perfect.
321
00:34:36,792 --> 00:34:37,625
Wow.
322
00:34:43,417 --> 00:34:44,792
How did we get here?
323
00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:48,625
I don't know.
I think it's a dream.
324
00:34:48,667 --> 00:34:50,667
No, I never
dream about sex.
325
00:34:50,708 --> 00:34:52,542
I've tried but
it never happens.
326
00:34:54,167 --> 00:34:55,958
Hmm...
327
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:59,125
It's real.
328
00:34:59,167 --> 00:35:01,208
What's the worst thing
you've ever done?
329
00:35:02,083 --> 00:35:03,042
This.
330
00:35:05,375 --> 00:35:06,917
What's so bad about this?
331
00:35:21,583 --> 00:35:22,917
Fried chicken?
332
00:35:24,583 --> 00:35:25,917
Is it a holiday?
333
00:35:29,708 --> 00:35:31,250
This dinner
looks wonderful, honey.
334
00:35:38,875 --> 00:35:40,083
Shall we say grace?
335
00:35:45,250 --> 00:35:46,000
Grace?
336
00:35:47,125 --> 00:35:48,583
Sure, let's say grace.
337
00:35:50,542 --> 00:35:52,083
How does it go?
338
00:36:07,375 --> 00:36:08,750
Thank you, God.
339
00:36:10,167 --> 00:36:14,875
♪
340
00:36:22,458 --> 00:36:24,500
It's distracting
and demoralizing
341
00:36:24,792 --> 00:36:26,917
and it's not
fair to those students
342
00:36:26,958 --> 00:36:30,500
who have their studies
foremost in their minds.
343
00:36:30,542 --> 00:36:32,542
It's wanton, obscene.
344
00:36:32,583 --> 00:36:34,458
Sexual isn't the
same as obscene.
345
00:36:34,500 --> 00:36:36,083
I know what
obscene means.
346
00:36:36,125 --> 00:36:37,375
Oh, even the Supreme Court
can't decide
347
00:36:37,417 --> 00:36:38,500
what obscene means.
348
00:36:38,792 --> 00:36:40,500
Constitutionally speaking,
it means
349
00:36:40,792 --> 00:36:42,458
whatever turns you on.
350
00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:43,833
Fuck the Constitution.
351
00:36:43,875 --> 00:36:45,458
Is nothing sacred?
352
00:36:45,500 --> 00:36:47,208
Uh, Rom, what about you?
353
00:36:47,250 --> 00:36:48,458
What?
354
00:36:48,500 --> 00:36:51,375
No, I don't think
I've noticed anything.
355
00:36:51,417 --> 00:36:53,250
They're humping
in the hallways.
356
00:36:53,292 --> 00:36:54,375
We've got to do something.
357
00:36:54,417 --> 00:36:57,250
These are powerful libidos
we're trying to control.
358
00:36:57,292 --> 00:37:00,042
We simply can't quash
their carnal energy.
359
00:37:00,083 --> 00:37:04,458
You have to channel it
into art, into drama.
360
00:37:05,500 --> 00:37:07,333
Well, they sexualize
everything anyway.
361
00:37:07,375 --> 00:37:09,375
We might as well give them
something useful to sexualize,
362
00:37:09,417 --> 00:37:11,958
then you'll get something
interesting out of them.
363
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,917
The question is should we
prohibit physical contact
364
00:37:14,958 --> 00:37:17,417
of a sexual nature
between boys and girls
365
00:37:17,458 --> 00:37:19,000
on school grounds?
366
00:37:19,042 --> 00:37:20,375
Why not?
367
00:37:20,375 --> 00:37:20,583
Why not?
We prohibit between teachers.
368
00:37:20,583 --> 00:37:22,500
We prohibit
between teachers.
369
00:37:22,542 --> 00:37:26,083
If I can't feel up
Miss Paul on the premises,
370
00:37:26,125 --> 00:37:28,875
why should my students
get to have all the fun?
371
00:37:36,542 --> 00:37:38,292
I, uh, I think
that's settled.
372
00:37:39,458 --> 00:37:42,875
♪
373
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,250
You bragged to your friends,
didn't you, Jamie?
374
00:38:35,542 --> 00:38:37,542
Did you do it with me
because you wanted to
375
00:38:37,583 --> 00:38:40,375
or just so you could get
points for it with the guys?
376
00:38:42,417 --> 00:38:43,458
I asked you first.
377
00:38:48,292 --> 00:38:49,458
Yeah, I wanted to.
378
00:38:56,333 --> 00:38:58,083
I didn't think when we did it,
379
00:38:58,125 --> 00:39:00,208
you were going to spread
it all over school.
380
00:39:01,500 --> 00:39:03,167
Jamie!
381
00:39:04,417 --> 00:39:06,042
Yeah, of course
you gotta go.
382
00:39:06,542 --> 00:39:07,208
Bye!
383
00:39:29,417 --> 00:39:31,042
Is something wrong?
384
00:39:31,083 --> 00:39:31,667
No.
385
00:39:36,250 --> 00:39:37,250
Oh.
386
00:39:39,458 --> 00:39:42,500
You look like you might
have something on your mind.
387
00:39:44,375 --> 00:39:45,500
Like what?
388
00:39:45,542 --> 00:39:46,458
I don't know.
389
00:39:49,958 --> 00:39:52,042
S-E-X?
390
00:39:53,417 --> 00:39:54,542
Mhmm.
391
00:39:58,542 --> 00:40:01,333
It's not all it's cracked up
to be, that's for sure.
392
00:40:02,542 --> 00:40:05,375
It's not like in the movies.
393
00:40:05,417 --> 00:40:10,000
It's like,
it's kind of weird, the...
394
00:40:14,208 --> 00:40:16,042
What you gotta actually do,
you know?
395
00:40:18,125 --> 00:40:19,208
I know.
396
00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:21,083
They should give lessons.
397
00:40:21,125 --> 00:40:23,500
I mean, it's not as
simple as it looks.
398
00:40:23,542 --> 00:40:24,625
That's true.
It's true.
399
00:40:24,667 --> 00:40:26,375
And then there's
diseases and pregnancy
400
00:40:26,375 --> 00:40:26,583
And then there's diseases and pregnancy
and all kinds of shit to prevent.
401
00:40:26,583 --> 00:40:28,167
And all kinds of
shit to prevent.
402
00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:30,708
It's like life or death
every time you do it.
403
00:40:32,583 --> 00:40:36,083
To tell you the truth,
Mom, it's a big mess.
404
00:40:38,458 --> 00:40:40,583
I thought it was gonna
fix everything.
405
00:40:43,583 --> 00:40:46,417
It may seem like now is
the time, you know, but...
406
00:40:48,458 --> 00:40:51,083
Sex will be there
when you're older.
407
00:40:51,125 --> 00:40:52,500
Even when you're my age.
408
00:41:02,292 --> 00:41:04,583
Do you love him?
409
00:41:06,208 --> 00:41:07,083
Yeah.
410
00:41:07,667 --> 00:41:11,750
I like his music...
and his clothes.
411
00:41:14,542 --> 00:41:15,708
And the way he smells.
412
00:41:21,500 --> 00:41:22,792
That's love, isn't it?
413
00:41:27,417 --> 00:41:30,750
No, really, marriage is
a great institution.
414
00:41:31,458 --> 00:41:33,333
Yeah, I think people
should get married...
415
00:41:37,458 --> 00:41:38,292
Rom?
416
00:41:40,625 --> 00:41:41,542
Hmm?
417
00:41:50,500 --> 00:41:52,167
I'm having an affair.
418
00:42:01,125 --> 00:42:02,500
Did you hear me?
419
00:42:04,708 --> 00:42:06,167
With whom?
420
00:42:14,583 --> 00:42:15,542
With, uh...
421
00:42:19,292 --> 00:42:20,375
Dinah.
422
00:42:27,583 --> 00:42:28,917
That's a good one.
423
00:42:30,583 --> 00:42:32,292
You had me going
there for a minute.
424
00:42:33,792 --> 00:42:34,917
I'm serious.
425
00:42:35,208 --> 00:42:36,833
Come on, Carly, I've got
to finish these papers.
426
00:42:36,875 --> 00:42:37,875
I'm not joking.
427
00:42:53,542 --> 00:42:57,750
You're having an affair
with Dinah Groshardt?
428
00:43:08,292 --> 00:43:09,917
How did it happen?
429
00:43:10,208 --> 00:43:11,417
It just, uh...
430
00:43:12,417 --> 00:43:13,708
...happened.
431
00:43:14,542 --> 00:43:17,458
It just happened
that you...
432
00:43:17,500 --> 00:43:25,542
You're with a Geometry
teacher who is a woman.
433
00:43:26,583 --> 00:43:28,292
It's a little weird,
I guess.
434
00:43:28,333 --> 00:43:29,542
It's very weird.
435
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,792
It doesn't feel that way.
436
00:43:32,833 --> 00:43:33,958
Jesus, Carly.
437
00:43:34,875 --> 00:43:35,750
Sorry.
438
00:43:46,500 --> 00:43:47,625
What are you gonna do?
439
00:43:49,542 --> 00:43:50,667
I don't know.
440
00:43:50,708 --> 00:43:53,542
I guess I was hoping you
could help me decide.
441
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,542
Just stop doing...
442
00:43:57,583 --> 00:43:59,542
...whatever it is
you're doing with her.
443
00:43:59,583 --> 00:44:01,375
I don't know if
I can do that.
444
00:44:02,750 --> 00:44:08,542
You can't stop having an
affair with Dinah Groshardt?
445
00:44:25,583 --> 00:44:28,625
It may be funny,
but it isn't a joke.
446
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:35,875
Hi.
447
00:44:37,417 --> 00:44:38,083
Hi.
448
00:44:47,083 --> 00:44:47,958
What happened?
449
00:44:49,500 --> 00:44:50,917
- He laughed.
- He laughed.
450
00:44:55,917 --> 00:44:57,417
What's so funny?
451
00:44:58,417 --> 00:44:59,625
I don't know.
452
00:45:00,750 --> 00:45:01,750
We are.
453
00:45:05,375 --> 00:45:07,583
- We are?
- Mmhmm.
454
00:45:29,500 --> 00:45:30,458
Mom!
455
00:45:30,500 --> 00:45:31,917
Hi, Avery.
456
00:45:31,958 --> 00:45:32,875
Hi.
457
00:45:35,500 --> 00:45:38,833
Did daddy tell you
where I was?
458
00:45:38,875 --> 00:45:41,000
He said you were
staying with a friend.
459
00:45:44,500 --> 00:45:49,542
I'm, uh, staying with
Miss Groshardt.
460
00:45:49,583 --> 00:45:50,500
Oh.
461
00:45:51,417 --> 00:45:52,542
Why?
462
00:45:54,042 --> 00:45:55,958
Well, that's what
I came to tell you.
463
00:46:01,875 --> 00:46:03,625
I came home to
talk to you.
464
00:46:06,500 --> 00:46:08,000
And then you're
leaving again?
465
00:46:11,250 --> 00:46:12,708
A funny thing
happened to me.
466
00:46:15,917 --> 00:46:18,083
I fell in love
with somebody.
467
00:46:18,125 --> 00:46:22,208
And the person I fell in love
with is someone you know.
468
00:46:24,042 --> 00:46:27,542
It's your geometry teacher -
Miss Groshardt.
469
00:46:29,167 --> 00:46:30,667
Miss Groshardt?
470
00:46:30,708 --> 00:46:33,042
It's pretty
shocking, isn't it?
471
00:46:33,083 --> 00:46:36,000
Mom, how could you
fall in love with her?
472
00:46:36,042 --> 00:46:37,708
She's a lady.
473
00:46:39,417 --> 00:46:41,500
Well, that's what's
funny about it.
474
00:46:41,542 --> 00:46:42,833
Ha! Ha!
475
00:46:44,583 --> 00:46:46,583
Our mom's a lesbian.
476
00:46:47,958 --> 00:46:50,042
I guess you could
put it that way.
477
00:46:50,083 --> 00:46:53,750
What about dad?
Is he a lesbian too?
478
00:46:53,792 --> 00:46:54,917
Moron!
479
00:46:54,958 --> 00:46:57,125
A lesbian's a woman
who does it with women.
480
00:46:57,167 --> 00:46:58,625
Does what?
481
00:47:00,458 --> 00:47:02,000
Oh, boy.
482
00:47:06,042 --> 00:47:09,417
Your Dad and I
love each other very much.
483
00:47:09,458 --> 00:47:11,500
But it hasn't been
romantic between us
484
00:47:11,542 --> 00:47:13,042
for a very long time.
485
00:47:14,875 --> 00:47:16,417
Miss Groshardt and I--
486
00:47:16,458 --> 00:47:17,667
Gross.
487
00:47:19,792 --> 00:47:21,167
Do you still love us?
488
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:24,833
Of course I do.
489
00:47:24,875 --> 00:47:27,167
I love you two
more than anything.
490
00:47:28,083 --> 00:47:29,167
Bullshit!
491
00:47:36,292 --> 00:47:37,208
Mom.
492
00:47:38,583 --> 00:47:40,000
What's for dinner?
493
00:48:04,333 --> 00:48:06,042
This is great.
494
00:48:06,083 --> 00:48:10,042
It's cheap, easy,
makes great leftovers.
495
00:48:11,708 --> 00:48:13,083
I said that, didn't I?
496
00:48:14,125 --> 00:48:17,000
When you made that delicious
French vegetable dish.
497
00:48:20,583 --> 00:48:23,083
Ratatouille?
498
00:48:23,125 --> 00:48:24,458
Mhmm.
499
00:48:38,292 --> 00:48:40,000
I, I love you.
500
00:48:53,250 --> 00:48:54,833
I love you too.
501
00:49:04,417 --> 00:49:05,583
What's up, bud?
502
00:49:06,875 --> 00:49:07,917
Nothin'.
503
00:49:10,083 --> 00:49:11,417
Marital troubles.
504
00:49:11,458 --> 00:49:13,000
How did you know?
505
00:49:14,667 --> 00:49:17,042
A guy starts looking depressed,
eating extra desserts,
506
00:49:17,083 --> 00:49:19,167
he's gotta be
having female trouble.
507
00:49:21,333 --> 00:49:23,208
You make it sound
like I have PMS.
508
00:49:24,375 --> 00:49:25,667
Huh.
509
00:49:27,083 --> 00:49:30,292
I guess men could have
some kind of biological,
510
00:49:30,333 --> 00:49:31,875
hormonal kind of cycle.
511
00:49:35,125 --> 00:49:36,417
Nah.
512
00:49:36,458 --> 00:49:37,917
What's the problem?
513
00:49:40,167 --> 00:49:41,667
Carly left me.
514
00:49:43,375 --> 00:49:44,792
Anything I can do?
515
00:49:46,583 --> 00:49:48,042
I don't think so, Rick.
516
00:49:50,625 --> 00:49:52,375
She'll come back.
517
00:49:52,417 --> 00:49:54,958
A woman like Carly
has got to have a man.
518
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,625
She didn't leave you for
another man, did she?
519
00:50:04,250 --> 00:50:05,458
No.
520
00:50:10,958 --> 00:50:11,875
Now?
521
00:50:13,500 --> 00:50:15,083
Naked?
522
00:50:16,208 --> 00:50:19,042
♪
523
00:50:46,958 --> 00:50:49,000
Something fishy is going
on in this school.
524
00:50:49,917 --> 00:50:51,875
I guess my question is -
what's going on
525
00:50:51,917 --> 00:50:53,833
between Carly Lumpkin
and Dinah Groshardt?
526
00:50:57,792 --> 00:50:59,500
Carly is staying with
Dinah because
527
00:50:59,542 --> 00:51:01,208
she and Rom
are having problems.
528
00:51:02,250 --> 00:51:03,792
I know amore
when I see it.
529
00:51:03,833 --> 00:51:05,167
It's written all over
their faces.
530
00:51:06,292 --> 00:51:07,542
There's Bill Borden.
531
00:51:08,667 --> 00:51:11,042
♪
532
00:51:39,792 --> 00:51:43,000
- Well, hello again.
- Hi.
533
00:51:51,667 --> 00:51:53,250
Separate or together?
534
00:51:53,292 --> 00:51:54,292
- Separate.
- Together.
535
00:51:54,333 --> 00:51:55,167
- Together.
- Separate.
536
00:51:56,292 --> 00:51:57,208
Separate.
537
00:52:03,958 --> 00:52:06,125
You know, Dinah never
seemed too interested in men?
538
00:52:06,583 --> 00:52:07,792
How would you know?
539
00:52:07,833 --> 00:52:09,750
She never looked
at me that way.
540
00:52:16,208 --> 00:52:18,542
There aren't enough
good men these days.
541
00:52:18,583 --> 00:52:21,875
Sapphic love does not
correlate to the availability
542
00:52:21,917 --> 00:52:22,917
of acceptable men,
543
00:52:22,958 --> 00:52:24,833
however big a problem
that may be.
544
00:52:27,542 --> 00:52:28,917
What's sapphic love?
545
00:52:28,958 --> 00:52:30,042
Women.
546
00:52:30,083 --> 00:52:31,167
Together.
547
00:52:31,208 --> 00:52:32,042
Intercourse?
548
00:52:33,333 --> 00:52:34,792
Technically no.
549
00:52:34,833 --> 00:52:35,708
Right.
550
00:52:35,750 --> 00:52:37,542
You're never too late
for sex education.
551
00:52:47,917 --> 00:52:49,542
What are we going
to do about it?
552
00:52:50,708 --> 00:52:52,500
The only cure
for being in love
553
00:52:52,542 --> 00:52:54,250
is to fall in love
with someone else.
554
00:53:00,042 --> 00:53:02,917
♪
555
00:55:07,458 --> 00:55:09,583
It never would have
occurred to me
556
00:55:09,875 --> 00:55:15,083
in a million years that
you would steal my wife.
557
00:55:19,417 --> 00:55:20,375
I'm sorry.
558
00:55:23,375 --> 00:55:23,583
I don't want
to hear that.
559
00:55:23,583 --> 00:55:25,042
I don't want
to hear that.
560
00:55:25,083 --> 00:55:28,625
I, I want you to explain
it to me because
561
00:55:28,667 --> 00:55:30,625
I don't understand it.
562
00:55:32,458 --> 00:55:34,208
I can't explain it, Rom.
563
00:55:37,292 --> 00:55:38,375
I fell in love with her.
564
00:55:59,417 --> 00:56:02,375
I never, uh...
565
00:56:02,417 --> 00:56:05,583
I never knew you were like that.
566
00:56:07,250 --> 00:56:08,583
Like what?
567
00:56:14,167 --> 00:56:15,167
Queer.
568
00:56:27,583 --> 00:56:28,708
I love Carly.
569
00:56:31,458 --> 00:56:33,292
Whatever that makes me.
570
00:56:34,583 --> 00:56:37,125
Your Mom is living
with Miss Groshardt?
571
00:56:37,167 --> 00:56:38,083
She's just staying there.
572
00:56:38,125 --> 00:56:39,583
She's having problems
with my Dad.
573
00:56:40,583 --> 00:56:42,375
I'll tell you the problems
they're having is
574
00:56:42,417 --> 00:56:44,042
she's aardvarking
with the hypotenuse.
575
00:56:44,083 --> 00:56:45,125
Shut up, Jamie.
576
00:56:49,458 --> 00:56:53,542
No way...
That's it?
577
00:56:53,583 --> 00:56:55,167
I don't know.
What if it is?
578
00:56:57,375 --> 00:56:58,667
My girlfriend's Mom is a dyke.
579
00:57:00,583 --> 00:57:03,375
My parents would cut off my
allowance if they found out.
580
00:57:03,708 --> 00:57:05,500
My fucking friends are
going to make fun of me.
581
00:57:06,500 --> 00:57:08,542
And my fans...
582
00:57:08,583 --> 00:57:10,500
Oh, it's all about you, huh?
583
00:57:10,542 --> 00:57:12,375
No, I'm...
584
00:57:12,417 --> 00:57:14,458
You're going to look
pretty stupid too.
585
00:57:14,500 --> 00:57:16,708
Thanks, Jamie.
You're a big help.
586
00:57:17,542 --> 00:57:18,458
I'm sorry, Val.
587
00:57:18,500 --> 00:57:20,208
This whole thing is
just way too weird.
588
00:57:21,250 --> 00:57:22,333
How do you think I feel?
589
00:57:23,125 --> 00:57:24,417
How do you feel?
590
00:57:31,167 --> 00:57:32,417
Weird.
591
00:57:32,458 --> 00:57:33,375
Yeah.
592
00:57:35,417 --> 00:57:37,167
Maybe nobody will find out.
593
00:57:37,708 --> 00:57:38,708
Miss Lumpkin?
594
00:57:39,375 --> 00:57:40,500
A bush bumper?
595
00:57:42,375 --> 00:57:43,375
A muff diver?
596
00:57:45,375 --> 00:57:46,417
That's intense.
597
00:57:48,417 --> 00:57:49,375
That a girl!
598
00:57:49,417 --> 00:57:50,625
Go inside...
599
00:57:51,750 --> 00:57:54,417
Foul, ref!
600
00:57:54,458 --> 00:57:55,500
Didn't you see that?
601
00:57:55,542 --> 00:57:58,167
You're not qualified to
watch basketball on TV!
602
00:58:16,292 --> 00:58:18,458
2-3! 2-3 zone!
603
00:58:38,250 --> 00:58:39,458
Can I come over?
604
00:58:41,250 --> 00:58:42,417
You want to come over?
605
00:58:42,458 --> 00:58:43,500
Yeah.
606
00:58:46,500 --> 00:58:47,750
I'll give you a key.
607
00:59:18,208 --> 00:59:20,375
Angie, we've got to do
something about 41.
608
00:59:20,417 --> 00:59:22,333
Next time down,
I want you to front her.
609
00:59:22,375 --> 00:59:23,542
Make them lob it to her.
610
00:59:23,583 --> 00:59:26,500
Val, if you see the lob,
slide over from the weak side
611
00:59:26,542 --> 00:59:28,625
and double-team her.
Got it? Alright!
612
00:59:29,542 --> 00:59:31,458
1, 2, 3, Cougars!
613
00:59:49,292 --> 00:59:50,542
Set it up.
Set it up!
614
00:59:59,417 --> 01:00:00,417
Woo-hoo!
615
01:00:02,375 --> 01:00:04,917
What kind of mother could
do that to her children?
616
01:00:18,542 --> 01:00:20,333
How can you show your face?
617
01:00:29,458 --> 01:00:31,500
Come on, Avery.
Let's go.
618
01:00:31,542 --> 01:00:33,375
But what about the game?
619
01:00:33,417 --> 01:00:35,375
It's almost over.
We have to go.
620
01:00:45,375 --> 01:00:46,375
Angel!
621
01:01:01,750 --> 01:01:02,792
Excuse me.
622
01:01:03,542 --> 01:01:05,625
You ought to have a little
more respect for her.
623
01:01:21,375 --> 01:01:23,375
Alright, we can win
this one without Angel.
624
01:01:23,417 --> 01:01:24,708
We've got the ball.
625
01:01:24,750 --> 01:01:27,042
Sherry, Rochelle will inbound
to you and pick for you.
626
01:01:27,083 --> 01:01:29,417
Look for Val or Cindy
across half court.
627
01:01:29,458 --> 01:01:31,458
Once we get setup,
we'll run number 3.
628
01:01:31,500 --> 01:01:32,458
Let's go.
629
01:01:32,500 --> 01:01:34,417
1, 2, 3, Cougars!
630
01:02:32,542 --> 01:02:33,458
Sir, excuse me.
631
01:02:33,500 --> 01:02:35,667
Uh, you better not go in there.
632
01:02:35,708 --> 01:02:36,792
Why?
633
01:02:38,083 --> 01:02:39,750
They're not dressed.
634
01:02:53,583 --> 01:02:57,042
♪
635
01:03:15,167 --> 01:03:16,833
No boys allowed?
636
01:03:17,125 --> 01:03:18,125
Hi, Rick.
637
01:03:20,417 --> 01:03:21,875
Hi, coach.
638
01:03:27,625 --> 01:03:30,792
Aah, they just lost
their concentration.
639
01:03:33,125 --> 01:03:34,042
Yeah.
640
01:03:35,125 --> 01:03:37,000
Hey there...
Chin up.
641
01:03:37,042 --> 01:03:38,375
No, Rick.
642
01:03:38,375 --> 01:03:38,583
No, Rick.
Don't try to cheer me up, okay?
643
01:03:38,583 --> 01:03:40,125
Don't try to
cheer me up, okay?
644
01:03:40,917 --> 01:03:41,792
Okay.
645
01:03:42,458 --> 01:03:44,042
I won't even shoot for a smile.
646
01:03:46,958 --> 01:03:48,875
But you don't mind if I
help you relax a little?
647
01:03:50,583 --> 01:03:52,000
♪
648
01:04:00,083 --> 01:04:01,083
Relax.
649
01:04:01,125 --> 01:04:02,208
Game's over.
650
01:04:06,375 --> 01:04:07,583
There.
651
01:04:07,625 --> 01:04:09,917
A lot of tension
hides out in the deltoids.
652
01:04:12,333 --> 01:04:14,708
Mmm, traps too.
653
01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:18,083
Good definition.
654
01:04:25,458 --> 01:04:27,917
- Nice lats.
- Uh, Rick.
655
01:04:27,958 --> 01:04:30,750
Relax. You've got a knot
right down here.
656
01:04:30,792 --> 01:04:32,167
I'm just going to work on it.
657
01:04:43,708 --> 01:04:45,750
- Relax, Dinah.
- Rick, what are you doing?
658
01:04:45,792 --> 01:04:47,417
I'm just trying to
make you feel good.
659
01:04:48,708 --> 01:04:50,458
If you loosened up a little,
I think you'd like it.
660
01:04:51,958 --> 01:04:53,333
Like what, exactly?
661
01:04:56,083 --> 01:04:57,250
The touch of a man.
662
01:05:03,417 --> 01:05:04,917
I'm an expert.
663
01:05:04,958 --> 01:05:06,125
What's going on?
664
01:05:08,125 --> 01:05:09,125
I want you.
665
01:05:09,167 --> 01:05:10,458
Oh, come on.
666
01:05:10,500 --> 01:05:11,500
Come on.
667
01:05:11,542 --> 01:05:13,333
I do.
668
01:05:13,375 --> 01:05:14,958
I have feelings for you.
669
01:05:18,375 --> 01:05:20,167
I don't,
I don't understand.
670
01:05:20,208 --> 01:05:21,917
It's natural, Dinah.
671
01:05:21,958 --> 01:05:23,708
A man like me.
672
01:05:25,208 --> 01:05:26,250
A woman like you.
673
01:05:28,208 --> 01:05:29,500
Let me finish the job.
674
01:05:29,542 --> 01:05:30,625
The job?
675
01:05:30,667 --> 01:05:32,208
What - someone put you
up to this?
676
01:05:33,292 --> 01:05:34,500
Of course not!
677
01:05:35,625 --> 01:05:37,042
I'm just trying to help.
678
01:05:38,875 --> 01:05:40,750
Oh, God.
679
01:05:45,500 --> 01:05:47,167
People were saying things.
680
01:05:48,333 --> 01:05:49,167
We lost.
681
01:05:50,250 --> 01:05:51,250
Avery could hear them.
682
01:05:51,292 --> 01:05:52,667
- What happened?
- I don't know.
683
01:05:53,750 --> 01:05:55,500
But I could feel it.
684
01:05:56,750 --> 01:05:58,250
It felt like
everybody hated me.
685
01:06:10,708 --> 01:06:12,000
It'll blow over.
686
01:06:14,958 --> 01:06:16,500
In a few days,
people will get bored
687
01:06:16,542 --> 01:06:19,667
and find something
else to talk about.
688
01:06:19,708 --> 01:06:21,042
You really think so?
689
01:06:22,167 --> 01:06:23,875
No.
690
01:06:26,292 --> 01:06:27,458
What will happen?
691
01:06:27,500 --> 01:06:28,542
I don't know.
692
01:06:33,250 --> 01:06:35,667
But it's already started.
693
01:06:44,542 --> 01:06:46,250
Eleanor B. Roosevelt
High School.
694
01:06:49,667 --> 01:06:50,833
Yes, he's in.
695
01:06:53,083 --> 01:06:54,125
It's Anthony Haynes.
696
01:06:56,667 --> 01:06:58,542
Anthony, what can I do for you?
697
01:07:04,417 --> 01:07:06,500
That sounds like an
ugly rumor to me.
698
01:07:06,542 --> 01:07:07,667
I, uh...
699
01:07:11,083 --> 01:07:12,667
Eleanor B. Roosevelt
High School.
700
01:07:13,333 --> 01:07:15,750
Yes, of course I have
concern for your daughter.
701
01:07:15,792 --> 01:07:17,750
I have concern
for all of the students
702
01:07:17,792 --> 01:07:18,958
at Roosevelt High School.
703
01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:20,750
But I don't see what the...
704
01:07:25,083 --> 01:07:26,167
Excuse me.
705
01:07:27,208 --> 01:07:28,708
The principal will be
with you in a moment.
706
01:08:15,375 --> 01:08:17,917
Chapter 16,
Congruent Triangles.
707
01:08:32,167 --> 01:08:33,208
Come home.
708
01:08:34,667 --> 01:08:36,208
We're not a family
without you.
709
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:40,667
Why is there only one way
to be a family?
710
01:08:44,708 --> 01:08:46,167
I thought I knew you.
711
01:08:49,208 --> 01:08:50,542
I'm changing.
712
01:08:51,833 --> 01:08:56,167
You can't just start changing
after all these years!
713
01:09:24,500 --> 01:09:25,917
I'm sorry.
714
01:09:26,208 --> 01:09:27,417
My timing was bad.
715
01:09:27,708 --> 01:09:29,250
Your whole concept was bad.
716
01:09:29,292 --> 01:09:30,375
But my intentions
were good.
717
01:09:30,375 --> 01:09:30,583
But my intentions were good. The road
to hell is paved with good intentions.
718
01:09:30,583 --> 01:09:33,125
The road to hell is paved
with good intentions.
719
01:09:33,167 --> 01:09:35,125
I'm not going to hell
for trying to fix a problem.
720
01:09:36,333 --> 01:09:38,000
You just assume,
like everybody else,
721
01:09:38,042 --> 01:09:39,333
that the problem
is me and Carly.
722
01:09:39,375 --> 01:09:41,458
Well, maybe the
problem is you.
723
01:09:41,500 --> 01:09:42,500
It's not me.
724
01:09:42,542 --> 01:09:44,083
Yeah?
What makes you so sure?
725
01:09:44,125 --> 01:09:48,542
For one thing...
I'm not the subject of
726
01:09:48,583 --> 01:09:50,375
a special PTA meeting tonight.
727
01:10:04,208 --> 01:10:05,500
We're going to be crucified.
728
01:10:05,542 --> 01:10:07,000
It won't be like that.
Times have changed.
729
01:10:08,417 --> 01:10:09,375
Not for us.
730
01:10:23,583 --> 01:10:26,375
We've called this special
meeting of the PTA tonight
731
01:10:26,417 --> 01:10:28,458
because some of you
have expressed concern
732
01:10:28,500 --> 01:10:31,458
over the relationship between
733
01:10:31,500 --> 01:10:34,417
Dinah Groshardt and
a member of our staff.
734
01:10:34,458 --> 01:10:35,958
I need cookies.
735
01:10:38,958 --> 01:10:42,792
I certainly hope we can discuss
this reasonably as adults.
736
01:11:07,250 --> 01:11:09,958
We have to take a stand
against this kind of thing.
737
01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:12,458
Otherwise we might as well say
that homosexuals are safe,
738
01:11:12,500 --> 01:11:14,875
normal authority figures
for our children.
739
01:11:15,875 --> 01:11:17,542
Well, if they're normal
then what are we?
740
01:11:17,583 --> 01:11:18,417
Dinah Groshardt
coached my daughter
741
01:11:18,458 --> 01:11:20,042
to a college
basketball scholarship....
742
01:11:20,083 --> 01:11:21,583
What else are they
teaching those girls?
743
01:11:21,875 --> 01:11:23,042
That's what I'd like to know.
744
01:11:23,583 --> 01:11:25,250
We got AIDS from men
sleeping together.
745
01:11:25,292 --> 01:11:27,333
Women like them will
probably start some
746
01:11:27,375 --> 01:11:28,958
new disease for us
to die from.
747
01:11:30,083 --> 01:11:32,375
AIDS was not created
by homosexuals.
748
01:11:32,375 --> 01:11:32,583
AIDS was not created by
homosexuals. That's just the
kind of ignorant, bigoted opinion
749
01:11:32,583 --> 01:11:34,500
That's just the kind of
ignorant, bigoted opinion
750
01:11:34,542 --> 01:11:36,333
that makes people
like you dangerous.
751
01:11:36,375 --> 01:11:37,458
I'm a Christian.
752
01:11:37,500 --> 01:11:40,375
The Bible says that what
they do is an abomination
753
01:11:40,417 --> 01:11:42,208
in the eyes of Lord.
754
01:11:42,250 --> 01:11:43,917
That's scripture.
755
01:11:43,958 --> 01:11:45,958
It's in the book of
Leviticus, chapter--
756
01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:48,417
Actually, Leviticus,
chapter 18, verse 22
757
01:11:48,458 --> 01:11:52,042
states that it's an abomination
for man to lie with man.
758
01:11:52,083 --> 01:11:53,500
It doesn't say
anything about women.
759
01:11:54,417 --> 01:11:57,083
Well, man means woman.
760
01:11:59,000 --> 01:12:01,875
Chapter 15, verse 29
instructs us that on the
761
01:12:01,917 --> 01:12:04,542
eighth day after the
onset of menstruation,
762
01:12:04,583 --> 01:12:08,375
a woman shall take two turtles
to the temple for sacrifice.
763
01:12:09,208 --> 01:12:10,500
Chapter 19 mentions
something about
764
01:12:10,542 --> 01:12:13,083
no shaving, no tattoos--
765
01:12:13,125 --> 01:12:15,167
Never wearing a garment made
from linen and wool blend.
766
01:12:15,208 --> 01:12:18,125
Also not gossiping or
spreading stories about others.
767
01:12:18,167 --> 01:12:20,292
And doing no unrighteousness
in judgement.
768
01:12:21,042 --> 01:12:22,583
And not standing up
against your neighbor.
769
01:12:22,625 --> 01:12:25,500
♪
770
01:12:39,625 --> 01:12:43,042
In California, they had a
special prom for gay students.
771
01:12:43,083 --> 01:12:46,667
The girls danced with girls
and the boys danced with boys.
772
01:12:47,542 --> 01:12:49,542
Is that what you
want to happen here?
773
01:12:49,583 --> 01:12:52,417
I don't like homosexuals
any more than the next man.
774
01:12:52,458 --> 01:12:56,542
But God dammit, we've got
a winning basketball team!
775
01:12:57,125 --> 01:12:59,417
Can't we wait and fire them
after the season?
776
01:12:59,458 --> 01:13:01,417
I don't understand how
any self-respecting mother
777
01:13:01,458 --> 01:13:03,542
could do this to her children.
778
01:13:03,583 --> 01:13:06,542
A mother should put her
children's happiness
779
01:13:06,583 --> 01:13:07,625
before her own.
780
01:13:15,208 --> 01:13:17,625
I don't think anyone here
really knows how this
781
01:13:17,667 --> 01:13:19,583
will affect her children.
782
01:13:21,583 --> 01:13:22,500
Our children.
783
01:13:23,375 --> 01:13:25,167
Can't they just go
back the way they were?
784
01:13:25,208 --> 01:13:27,500
If they did, I'd like
to think that we could
785
01:13:27,542 --> 01:13:29,083
forget the whole matter.
786
01:13:29,667 --> 01:13:31,708
We could go back
to the way we were.
787
01:13:32,750 --> 01:13:34,333
Act like it never happened.
788
01:13:37,042 --> 01:13:39,750
And everybody would be happy.
789
01:13:43,417 --> 01:13:44,375
Except me.
790
01:13:53,417 --> 01:13:54,417
And me.
791
01:13:55,625 --> 01:13:58,417
I've known Dinah Groshardt
a long time...
792
01:13:58,458 --> 01:14:00,375
...and Carly Lumpkin too.
793
01:14:02,250 --> 01:14:04,500
I've always thought
the world of them both.
794
01:14:09,042 --> 01:14:10,500
Right now I don't know
what to think.
795
01:14:11,542 --> 01:14:12,542
Fire them!
796
01:14:12,583 --> 01:14:14,250
They're a disgrace
to the community!
797
01:14:14,292 --> 01:14:15,375
That's right!
798
01:14:28,292 --> 01:14:29,583
You're the devil!
799
01:14:35,708 --> 01:14:37,125
Sit down!
800
01:14:37,167 --> 01:14:39,833
Everyone just sit down and
put your heads on your desks!
801
01:14:40,125 --> 01:14:41,458
And, just, uh...
802
01:14:41,500 --> 01:14:42,625
...get control of yourselves.
803
01:15:11,333 --> 01:15:12,667
Let's go to bed.
804
01:15:49,375 --> 01:15:51,375
There are 12 mistakes in this.
805
01:15:51,375 --> 01:15:51,583
There are 12 mistakes in this.
See if you can find them.
806
01:15:51,583 --> 01:15:52,875
See if you can find them.
807
01:15:56,792 --> 01:16:01,542
The triangles you will be
studying are regular triangles.
808
01:16:44,708 --> 01:16:45,750
Um...
809
01:17:02,000 --> 01:17:04,292
- Hi.
- Hi.
810
01:17:15,375 --> 01:17:17,083
Smells good.
811
01:17:17,542 --> 01:17:19,667
What's for dinner?
812
01:17:20,875 --> 01:17:21,792
Chicken Dijon.
813
01:17:22,542 --> 01:17:23,667
Chicken Dijon?
814
01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:27,625
Frugal Gourmet.
815
01:17:37,417 --> 01:17:38,792
Mind if I stay?
816
01:18:06,542 --> 01:18:07,583
I can do it.
817
01:18:11,417 --> 01:18:12,667
You don't need me anymore.
818
01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:16,042
That's not what I said.
819
01:18:28,667 --> 01:18:30,375
I saw a lawyer today.
820
01:18:33,500 --> 01:18:34,458
We're getting divorced?
821
01:18:42,958 --> 01:18:44,500
It's better that way.
822
01:18:52,500 --> 01:18:54,958
I don't know if I can go
through this whole thing, Rom.
823
01:18:55,500 --> 01:18:57,542
Yes, you can.
You have to.
824
01:18:58,458 --> 01:18:59,375
Why?
825
01:19:01,458 --> 01:19:02,833
Because I can see you again.
826
01:19:05,542 --> 01:19:07,042
You're beautiful
and you're strong.
827
01:19:08,958 --> 01:19:10,958
And it really makes me
love you again.
828
01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:17,375
You can see all that?
829
01:19:19,375 --> 01:19:20,417
Yeah.
830
01:19:22,417 --> 01:19:25,083
Do you think Val and Avery
can see it too?
831
01:19:28,583 --> 01:19:30,583
They've got eyes.
832
01:19:57,458 --> 01:19:58,583
Can we talk?
833
01:20:00,500 --> 01:20:02,000
What's there to talk about?
834
01:20:02,042 --> 01:20:03,417
You.
835
01:20:06,875 --> 01:20:08,042
And me.
836
01:20:11,583 --> 01:20:13,458
Why don't you
just go away, Mom?
837
01:20:16,542 --> 01:20:17,583
Go away!
838
01:20:19,542 --> 01:20:20,833
Go away!
839
01:20:20,875 --> 01:20:23,500
Go away!
Go away!
840
01:20:40,500 --> 01:20:42,792
I don't need you
as badly as they do.
841
01:20:51,708 --> 01:20:53,042
What are you saying?
842
01:20:56,542 --> 01:20:58,542
I'm saying you can leave.
843
01:20:58,583 --> 01:21:00,000
I'm not holding you prisoner.
844
01:21:00,042 --> 01:21:01,417
I didn't say you were.
845
01:21:15,708 --> 01:21:17,167
I don't, I don't want
to feel like this.
846
01:21:24,083 --> 01:21:25,500
You want me to leave?
847
01:21:31,958 --> 01:21:35,125
♪
848
01:23:26,083 --> 01:23:28,500
If I were a man, I know
what I'd do right now.
849
01:23:32,167 --> 01:23:33,542
You'd ask me to marry you.
850
01:24:06,125 --> 01:24:07,667
Good morning.
851
01:24:09,125 --> 01:24:10,083
Good morning.
852
01:24:13,000 --> 01:24:14,917
You think we'll live
happily ever after?
853
01:24:17,958 --> 01:24:18,708
No.
854
01:24:21,375 --> 01:24:22,542
How much longer?
855
01:24:24,542 --> 01:24:25,708
A while.
856
01:24:29,125 --> 01:24:31,208
We've still got time.
857
01:24:32,083 --> 01:24:33,000
For what?
858
01:24:34,208 --> 01:24:35,750
For the good stuff.
859
01:24:50,333 --> 01:24:53,042
♪
860
01:25:37,125 --> 01:25:39,000
Everybody got one?
861
01:26:09,750 --> 01:26:13,250
This, I believe,
is real life.
862
01:26:15,500 --> 01:26:17,458
Let's try to find the unknown
863
01:26:17,500 --> 01:26:20,875
using whatever information
we've been given.
864
01:26:22,083 --> 01:26:25,375
Philip, what information
do we have?
865
01:26:28,875 --> 01:26:31,542
That Miss Groshardt
and Mrs...
866
01:26:31,583 --> 01:26:35,083
Miss Lumpkin
are getting married.
867
01:26:39,500 --> 01:26:40,833
What else?
868
01:26:43,333 --> 01:26:44,917
They got fired.
869
01:26:45,917 --> 01:26:47,792
What is it that
we don't know?
870
01:26:50,333 --> 01:26:52,125
Why they're getting married.
871
01:26:52,167 --> 01:26:54,583
And why they got fired.
872
01:26:55,792 --> 01:26:57,542
This is what
we have to deduce.
873
01:26:59,542 --> 01:27:01,083
Now just think logically.
874
01:27:02,417 --> 01:27:03,833
Why do people get married?
875
01:27:08,375 --> 01:27:09,417
Because they love each other.
876
01:27:10,542 --> 01:27:12,333
Makes sense to me.
877
01:27:13,000 --> 01:27:14,917
Why did these two
people lose their jobs?
878
01:27:17,208 --> 01:27:19,375
Because they set
a bad example for us.
879
01:27:23,292 --> 01:27:25,042
Is love a bad example?
880
01:27:27,542 --> 01:27:28,958
Ever?
881
01:27:34,542 --> 01:27:36,458
Are you sure it
isn't too romantic?
882
01:27:36,500 --> 01:27:38,917
What could be more
romantic than a wedding?
883
01:27:40,250 --> 01:27:42,917
Thanks for sticking up
for us at the meeting.
884
01:27:42,958 --> 01:27:45,083
When you're gay, you hear
a lot about Leviticus.
885
01:27:45,917 --> 01:27:47,208
So we took The Bible
to bed with us
886
01:27:47,250 --> 01:27:48,542
every night for a month.
887
01:27:48,583 --> 01:27:49,542
Learned it forward
and backward.
888
01:27:51,958 --> 01:27:54,292
Don't worry, if you stay
together long enough,
889
01:27:54,333 --> 01:27:55,542
straight people will
forget that you're gay
890
01:27:55,583 --> 01:27:57,042
and you'll be respectable.
891
01:27:57,083 --> 01:27:59,083
You'll have to act gay
to remind them.
892
01:28:03,542 --> 01:28:05,583
I've never made an
alternative wedding cake.
893
01:28:05,875 --> 01:28:07,292
It's the same kind of cake.
894
01:28:08,208 --> 01:28:09,167
Isn't it?
895
01:28:09,208 --> 01:28:10,292
Yeah.
896
01:28:12,458 --> 01:28:14,042
Nothing funny?
897
01:28:14,417 --> 01:28:16,167
Nothing funny.
898
01:28:16,208 --> 01:28:17,542
Nothing funny.
899
01:28:18,125 --> 01:28:19,500
Think of it as theatre.
900
01:28:20,500 --> 01:28:22,125
Avant-garde theatre.
901
01:28:23,875 --> 01:28:27,042
Oh, I have the perfect hat.
902
01:28:31,542 --> 01:28:36,417
We're no fools. Love rules!
903
01:28:38,417 --> 01:28:40,542
Is love ever a bad example?
904
01:28:41,042 --> 01:28:42,417
Read my comments.
905
01:28:42,458 --> 01:28:43,458
Find the unknown.
906
01:28:44,208 --> 01:28:45,208
Think for yourself.
907
01:28:50,208 --> 01:28:51,875
Your Mom is really cool.
908
01:28:52,208 --> 01:28:53,208
What, are you crazy?
909
01:28:54,208 --> 01:28:55,417
They're like martyrs.
910
01:28:55,458 --> 01:28:58,500
They sacrificed their jobs
and everything for love.
911
01:29:08,875 --> 01:29:13,583
I've tried, you know,
but it's just not working.
912
01:29:16,167 --> 01:29:17,083
What do you mean?
913
01:29:17,542 --> 01:29:20,042
You and me, Val.
It's not working.
914
01:29:21,583 --> 01:29:23,667
We fuck, we hangout,
we get high.
915
01:29:23,958 --> 01:29:25,250
What's not
working about it?
916
01:29:25,667 --> 01:29:26,500
Well...
917
01:29:29,500 --> 01:29:30,625
Why don't you say
what you really mean?
918
01:29:30,667 --> 01:29:32,333
How would you like it
if one of my parents
919
01:29:32,375 --> 01:29:33,542
did something that
was totally sick.
920
01:29:33,583 --> 01:29:35,375
It's not sick, okay?
921
01:29:35,417 --> 01:29:39,083
Maybe it's fucked up,
but it's not sick!
922
01:29:39,458 --> 01:29:41,167
Okay, but what do you
want me to do?
923
01:29:41,208 --> 01:29:42,625
I mean, I can't go out
with a girl who's Mom
924
01:29:42,667 --> 01:29:44,500
is getting married
to another woman!
925
01:29:44,542 --> 01:29:45,583
Yeah, I see your point.
926
01:29:45,625 --> 01:29:48,500
Hey, you're cool and all...
927
01:29:48,542 --> 01:29:50,417
I really like you a lot.
928
01:29:50,458 --> 01:29:51,458
Spare me, Jamie.
929
01:29:56,375 --> 01:29:58,208
I was going to break up
with you anyway.
930
01:30:55,375 --> 01:30:56,708
What do you think?
931
01:30:58,125 --> 01:30:59,042
It's okay.
932
01:30:59,375 --> 01:31:01,042
I prefer short skirts.
933
01:31:10,417 --> 01:31:12,167
This is actually okay with you?
934
01:31:13,750 --> 01:31:15,125
Oh, yeah.
935
01:31:15,167 --> 01:31:16,333
Lesbian chic.
936
01:31:16,792 --> 01:31:18,375
I know all about it now.
937
01:31:19,292 --> 01:31:20,333
It's the new big thing.
938
01:31:23,542 --> 01:31:26,750
♪
939
01:35:34,583 --> 01:35:35,875
Love is believable.
940
01:35:35,917 --> 01:35:38,167
Keep that as a smooth stone
for sometimes,
941
01:35:38,458 --> 01:35:40,542
you may be the only one to love.
942
01:35:41,375 --> 01:35:43,750
For sometimes,
you will be hated.
943
01:35:43,792 --> 01:35:46,125
And all the love within reach
will have to be your own.
944
01:35:47,125 --> 01:35:49,458
And would we could tap
from the spirits
945
01:35:49,500 --> 01:35:51,458
who fly to be with us
at those moments
946
01:35:51,500 --> 01:35:53,000
and lend us their wings.
947
01:35:54,583 --> 01:35:57,500
Who land on the lamps to
give us comfort and courage
948
01:35:57,542 --> 01:36:00,167
when we think
we have nothing to say.
949
01:36:00,458 --> 01:36:01,583
When we have nothing to say,
950
01:36:01,625 --> 01:36:03,583
perhaps it is
the time to listen.
951
01:36:04,750 --> 01:36:07,083
To take dictation from
the saints of the past,
952
01:36:07,125 --> 01:36:10,500
without judgement
can one say that, saints,
953
01:36:10,542 --> 01:36:12,500
without judgement
can one love.
954
01:36:12,542 --> 01:36:15,000
Seek out people
who make one feel good.
955
01:36:16,583 --> 01:36:20,500
Love is free sometimes
and costly other times.
956
01:36:20,542 --> 01:36:22,792
We may only
have each other.
957
01:36:39,833 --> 01:36:43,542
When it comes, will it
come without warning
958
01:36:43,583 --> 01:36:46,625
just as I'm picking my nose?
959
01:36:46,667 --> 01:36:49,250
Will it knock on my door
in the morning
960
01:36:49,542 --> 01:36:52,083
or tread in the bus
on my toes?
961
01:36:52,583 --> 01:36:55,875
Will it come like
a change in the weather?
962
01:36:55,917 --> 01:36:59,167
Will its greeting be
courteous or rough?
963
01:36:59,208 --> 01:37:01,792
Will it alter
my life altogether?
964
01:37:01,833 --> 01:37:04,458
Oh, tell me the truth
about love.
965
01:37:18,208 --> 01:37:21,167
You have to know
what it felt like
966
01:37:21,208 --> 01:37:23,583
to be me before...
967
01:37:23,625 --> 01:37:27,875
...to understand what it
feels like to be me now.
968
01:37:30,333 --> 01:37:32,333
Um...
969
01:37:32,375 --> 01:37:34,500
I know what love is now.
970
01:37:34,542 --> 01:37:39,667
It's me squared
plus Carly squared.
971
01:37:41,500 --> 01:37:44,667
One human being
multiplied by itself
972
01:37:44,708 --> 01:37:49,208
and added to another...
973
01:37:49,250 --> 01:37:53,542
Equals the unknown.
974
01:37:56,458 --> 01:37:57,792
The mystery.
975
01:37:59,792 --> 01:38:01,625
It's a simple equation.
976
01:38:02,750 --> 01:38:04,542
With only one answer.
977
01:38:15,000 --> 01:38:18,542
Finally, a love has come
which would
978
01:38:18,583 --> 01:38:21,417
cause me more shame
or rumor to conceal it
979
01:38:21,458 --> 01:38:23,083
rather than lay it bare
for all.
980
01:38:26,083 --> 01:38:29,500
Those are the first lines
of a 2,000-year-old poem.
981
01:38:30,667 --> 01:38:33,500
And they express my whole
reason for being here today.
982
01:38:39,125 --> 01:38:41,333
I would feel more shame
for hiding this love
983
01:38:41,375 --> 01:38:43,458
and happiness from the world
than I could ever feel
984
01:38:43,500 --> 01:38:44,750
for having it revealed.
985
01:38:48,917 --> 01:38:52,833
Dinah, these are the
promises I make to you.
986
01:38:54,083 --> 01:38:57,583
Of my own free will...
987
01:38:57,625 --> 01:39:00,125
and before these people
as witnesses.
988
01:39:03,042 --> 01:39:05,583
- To always be on your--
- To always be on your side.
989
01:39:07,208 --> 01:39:09,833
- To see you and love you...
- To see you and love you...
990
01:39:09,875 --> 01:39:12,792
...for who you are.
991
01:39:12,833 --> 01:39:14,708
The light and the
dark inseparable.
992
01:39:14,750 --> 01:39:17,167
...and the dark
inseparable.
993
01:39:17,208 --> 01:39:19,750
To honor our differences.
994
01:39:19,792 --> 01:39:22,833
- And to stay with you.
- And to stay with you.
995
01:39:22,875 --> 01:39:24,583
As long as we breathe love...
996
01:39:24,625 --> 01:39:27,542
...breathe love
into each other's hearts.
997
01:39:27,583 --> 01:39:30,750
- And life into...
- ...into each other's souls.
998
01:39:53,875 --> 01:39:56,625
Ladies and gentlemen,
Dinah and Carly.
999
01:39:57,875 --> 01:40:01,917
♪
1000
01:40:38,750 --> 01:40:40,500
You know, Jamie, I really...
1001
01:40:40,542 --> 01:40:43,000
I really like those
drawings that you did.
1002
01:40:45,000 --> 01:40:47,958
The hypotenuse
and... the other one.
1003
01:40:50,708 --> 01:40:52,833
Yeah, I guess I was a jerk.
1004
01:40:54,542 --> 01:40:56,458
I could give you a
recommendation for art school.
1005
01:41:05,542 --> 01:41:06,917
Art school?
1006
01:41:21,458 --> 01:41:24,708
I'm-- I'm sorry I didn't
speak up for you.
1007
01:41:32,042 --> 01:41:33,083
It's okay.
1008
01:41:33,125 --> 01:41:34,417
No...
1009
01:41:34,458 --> 01:41:36,250
No, it's not.
1010
01:41:38,417 --> 01:41:41,917
♪
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