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Man: 3, 2, 1.
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[ LISA LOEB'S "3, 2, 1, LET GO"
PLAYS ]
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♪ 3, 2, 1, LET GO ♪
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♪ SOMEWHERE DEEP INSIDE,
I KNOW YOU HIT MY LOVE ♪
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♪ I CAN'T FIND THE FINGERPRINTS,
YOU WERE WEARING GLOVES ♪
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♪ IT'S NOT AMONG THE THINGS
YOU STUCK UP ON THE SHELF ♪
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♪ DID YOU HIDE IT IN THE CLOSET
TO KEEP FOR SOMEONE ELSE? ♪
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♪ CAN YOU FEEL? ♪
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♪ CAN YOU FEEL? ♪
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♪ OUR LOVE IS SHINING
LIKE THE SUN ♪
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♪ YOU'LL ALWAYS BE THE ONE ♪
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♪ I'LL NEVER LET YOU GO, DEAR ♪
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♪ OUR LOVE IS WRITTEN
IN THE STARS ♪
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♪ I'LL NEVER BE FAR AWAY ♪
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♪ NEVER LET GO ♪
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Maggie: WELL, I'M JUST
PAYING ATTENTION TO YOU.
I AM NOT HOVERING.
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Lloyd: OKAY.
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YOU'RE ALWAYS
GONNA BE MY BABY.
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LET'S GO.
I'M NOT READY.
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H-HOW CAN YOU
NOT BE READY?
I'M NOT READY YET.
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♪ TAKE ME AS I AM
'CAUSE YOU GOT ME EITHER WAY ♪
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♪ I DON'T WANT TO BE THE BROKEN
ONE YOU PUT UP ON DISPLAY ♪
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♪ ALL THE SCARS
BENEATH YOUR SLEEVES ♪
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♪ WHERE YOU WEAR
YOUR HEART OUT ♪
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♪ LET IT SHOW ♪
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♪ LET IT GO ♪
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♪ OUR LOVE IS SHINING
LIKE A SUN ♪
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♪ YOU'LL ALWAYS BE THE ONE ♪
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♪ I'LL NEVER LET YOU GO, DEAR ♪
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♪ OUR LOVE IS WRITTEN
IN THE STARS ♪
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♪ I'LL NEVER BE FAR AWAY ♪
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♪ NEVER LET GO ♪
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♪ LET GO, LET GO, LET GO ♪
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♪ LET GO, LET GO, LET GO ♪
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♪ LET GO, LET GO, LET GO ♪
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♪ OUR LOVE IS SHINING
LIKE THE SUN ♪
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♪ YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN THE ONE ♪
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♪ I'LL NEVER LET YOU GO, DEAR ♪
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♪ OUR LOVE IS WRITTEN
IN THE STARS ♪
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♪ I'LL NEVER BE FAR AWAY ♪
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♪ NEVER LET GO ♪
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♪ OUR LOVE IS SHINING
LIKE THE SUN ♪
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♪ YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN THE ONE ♪
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♪ I'LL NEVER LET YOU GO, DEAR ♪
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♪ OUR LOVE IS WRITTEN
IN THE STARS ♪
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♪ I'LL NEVER BE FAR AWAY,
NEVER LET GO ♪
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♪ NEVER LET GO ♪
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[ LAUGHS ]
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♪ NEVER LET GO ♪
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H-HOVER?
YOU THINK I HOVER?
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YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN, LIKE,
HOVERING OVER ME.
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♪ 3, 2, 1, LET GO ♪
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[ HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING ]
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Maggie: [ Echoing ] LLOYD.
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[ Singsong voice ] LLOYD.
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LLOYD, LLOYD,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
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DO YOU LOVE YOUR MOMMY?
DID YOU WEAR YOUR SEAT BELT?
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[ OVERLAPPING VOICES ]
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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ARE WE HERE?
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
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HANG ON, HANG ON.
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STAY THERE.
I'M COMIN' TO GET YOU!
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CAN I TAKE
THE BLINDFOLD OFF YET?
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NO!
GET OUT OF THE CAR!
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OKAY, WALK.
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THERE'S A CURB THERE.
STEP BACK. ALL RIGHT.
OH. ALL RIGHT.
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AND...AND...
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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YEAH.
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WE'RE GONNA HAVE
THE BEST DAY!
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COME ON!
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LOOK AT THIS! ISN'T THIS
THE BEST PLACE ON EARTH?
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YEAH, IT'S SOMETHING.
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COME ON! OH, TATTOOS!
LET'S GET MATCHING TATTOOS.
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OH, YES, THAT'S JUST WHAT
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED.
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REALLY?
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NO! NOT REALLY.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
YEAH.
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GOT IT.
ALL RIGHT.
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LOOK HERE.
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YOU'VE TAKEN ENOUGH PICTURES
TO FILL A WEDDING ALBUM.
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WILL YOU STOP?
I HAVE NOT TAKEN
NEARLY ENOUGH.
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IT SMELLS LIKE A SKU--
IS THERE A SKUNK?
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A WHAT?
IT SMELLS LIKE A SKUNK.
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COME ON.
YOU DON'T SMELL THAT?
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IT'S JUST WEED.
IT'S NOTHING --
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OH, GOD.
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT.
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WHAT'S LEFT AFTER THIS?
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PROM, THEN GRADUATION,
AND THEN YOU'RE GONE!
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YOU'RE GONE!
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AND ALL I'M GONNA HAVE LEFT
ARE THESE PHOTOS.
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MOM --
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PHOTOS THAT I AM
GONNA FLIP THROUGH
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IN THAT DARK HOUSE ALONE.
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IT'S JUST COLLEGE.
I'M GOING TO COLLEGE.
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IF I GET IN
AND IF I GET A SCHOLARSHIP.
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I'M NOT SIGNING UP FOR A TOUR
OF DUTY IN THE MIDDLE EAST.
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BUT THEN YOU'RE GONNA MEET
A NICE GIRL.
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DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
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YOU'RE GONNA GO GET MARRIED
IN MINNESOTA.
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MOM, I THINK YOU'RE GETTING
A LITTLE BIT AHEAD OF YOURSELF.
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THEN KIDS!
AH, THEN KIDS.
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AND THEN YOU'RE NOT GONNA
HAVE TIME FOR YOUR MOM.
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WELL, IF YOU'RE LUCKY,
I'LL TURN OUT TO BE GAY.
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WE'RE GONNA TAKE
SOME OF THESE.
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WHAT ARE WE DOING?
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OH, THESE ARE GREAT.
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RIGHT?
I CAN'T EVEN...
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OH, YEAH.
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OH, WHAT THE --
PUT THIS ON.
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THIS IS NOT --
THIS IS CLEARLY NOT A MAN'S HAT.
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THIS IS VERY GOOD,
VERY GOOD.
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I THINK I LOOK LIKE
LADY GAGA RIGHT NOW.
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THIS IS ME.
THIS IS SO ME.
LOOK!
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THIS IS -- WHAT'S THIS CALLED,
A "SELFIE"?
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YEAH.
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
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AND NOW...
NOW WHAT?
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...IT'S TIME TO COME OUT.
COME OUT OF -- WHAT?
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OOH! OKAY, ALL RIGHT,
SORRY.
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WHAT ARE YOU,
TOO BUSY PLAYING DRESS-UP
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TO WATCH WHERE
YOU'RE WALKING...
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SHEILA?
I'M SORRY.
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
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LISTEN, WE WERE JUST
KIDDING AROUND.
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WE'RE JUST HANGING OUT.
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
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JUST AN ACCIDENT.
SORRY.
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AW, DOES YOUR MOMMY FIGHT
ALL YOUR BATTLES FOR YA?
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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[ CHUCKLES ] OKAY.
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST LEAVE MY SON
ALONE, YOU BIG LOSER?
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OKAY. ALL RIGHT, MOM. LET'S GO.
LET'S JUST --
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MOM, LET'S -- LET'S GO.
HEY, LADY...
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GET YOUR FAGGOT SON
AND GET OUTTA HERE
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BEFORE WE MAKE YOU
GET OUTTA HERE.
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LET'S -- LET'S DO THAT.
LET'S GO.
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
WE SHOULD JUST GO.
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MOM!
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[ SCOFFS ]
YEAH. HIT A WOMAN.
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THAT ALWAYS
TURNS OUT WELL.
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UH...
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EXCUSE ME!
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GO! GO! GO! GO!
GO! GO! GO! OH, MY GOD!
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SO, YOU HAD TO SLAP HIM.
OH, MY GOD. RUN! RUN! RUN!
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I'M RUNNING AS FAST
AS I CAN, MOM!
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GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!
GOTTA GO.
GO! GO! GO!
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[ SIREN WAILS ]
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THAT WAY! THAT WAY!
THAT WAY! THAT WAY!
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UH...HONEY, GO! GO!
COME HERE. COME HERE. THIS WAY.
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THIS WAY.
COME ON. COME ON. COME ON.
OKAY, OKAY.
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[ SIGHS ]
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YOU ALL RIGHT?
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YEAH, FINE.
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[ SIGHS ] I'M FI--
MOM? MOM?
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I'M FI-- I'M FINE.
I'M FINE.
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[ SIREN WAILS ]
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Maggie: HERE WE GO.
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YOU'RE GONNA SCARE --
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OH, COME ON, MOM.
LOOK AWAY.
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THERE'S NOWHERE
FOR ME TO LOOK
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THAT I'M REMOTELY
COMFORTABLE WITH.
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ALL RIGHT, MISS COOPER.
THESE ARE PAINKILLERS.
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ONLY TAKE TWO A DAY.
OH, DRUGS?
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I DON'T KNOW ABOUT DRUGS.
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YOU KNOW, I TRY TO KEEP MY BODY
IN A HARMONIOUS, EARTHY BALANCE.
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THAT'S GOOD TO HEAR,
MISS COOPER.
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EVERY DAY I MAKE MYSELF
A GREEN SMOOTHIE.
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JUST ALL THE GREEN STUFF
FROM MY...ORGANIC GARDEN.
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I JUST TAKE THAT STUFF
AND I JUST THROW IT IN THERE
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LIKE PEA PODS AND BROCCOLI
AND KALE
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AND QUENOAH.
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I THINK THAT'S QUINOA.
MMM.
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
QUINOA, TOO.
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YES, YES.
YEAH.
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EATING HEALTHY IS IMPORTANT.
MM-HMM.
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YOU NEED TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE
BALANCING IT WITH EXERCISE.
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ARE YOU EXERCISING?
OH, YEAH.
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I GO TO THE GYM SO MUCH
THAT THEY'RE LIKE,
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"MAGGIE COOPER, GET OUT!"
[ LAUGHS ]
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I DO YOGA AND PILATES
AND YOGALATES.
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YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I DO?
POLE DANCING.
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I LOVE TO POLE DANCE.
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I GO UP AND DOWN THAT POLE.
I JUST LOVE IT.
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MISS COOPER, YOU NEED TO TAKE
THIS SERIOUSLY, OKAY?
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OH, YEAH.
YES.
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MM-HMM.
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MY MOTHER PASSED AWAY
LAST YEAR, OKAY?
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AH.
FROM A STROKE.
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SHE HAD JUST A FEW
ANXIETY ATTACKS BEFORE
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FOR WARNING SIGNS, OKAY?
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SO WE NEED
TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY.
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OKAY.
OKAY.
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YEAH, ALL GOOD.
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[ DOOR CLOSES ]
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HIS MOTHER?
I, MM, TOLD YOU NOT TO.
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HIS DAMN MOTHER?
I WARNED YOU.
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OH, MY GOD. THAT WAS AWFUL.
GET THE CAR.
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WHAT?
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GET THE CAR! LET'S GO!
ALL RIGHT.
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WE'RE OUT OF HERE.
GIVE ME THESE.
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YOU KNOW, I THINK
YOU WERE WINNING HIM
OVER THERE AT THE END.
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[ DOOR OPENS ]
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[ SIGHS ]
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MA'AM?
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DON'T CALL ME "MA'AM"!
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EXCUSE ME!
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ALWAYS PREPARED.
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WHAT WOULD I DO
WITHOUT YOU?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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AWW, YOU KNOW WHAT?
THESE PILLS DON'T WORK, THOUGH.
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THEY JUST ARE...
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[ LAUGHS ]
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OKAY. HERE WE GO.
[ MOANS ]
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE WEARING
A HOSPITAL GOWN, RIGHT?
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[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]
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[ INDISTINCT CHANTING ]
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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EXCUSE ME.
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WHAT UP, BOY?
HEY!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DUDE!
[ SIGHS ]
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YOU KNOW, I ALMOST DIDN'T
RECOGNIZE YOU
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WITHOUT THE DICK
IN YOUR FACE.
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WHAT UP, DUDE?
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LATER, DOUCHE!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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THAT IS GREAT.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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OH, THANKS, FITCH.
THANKS A LOT, MAN.
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YEAH, PROMISE
I WON'T HUG YOU.
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SHE TREATS ME
LIKE I'M 10 YEARS OLD.
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YEAH, DUDE,
THIS IS A BAD ONE.
I KNOW.
232
00:09:30,168 --> 00:09:31,470
BUT AT LEAST SHE CARES.
233
00:09:31,470 --> 00:09:33,071
YEAH, SHE CARES
A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH.
234
00:09:33,071 --> 00:09:36,475
THERE'S ANOTHER DICK IN MY FACE.
I GIVE UP.
235
00:09:36,475 --> 00:09:39,278
[ DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE ]
Lloyd: I HAVE A QUESTION
FOR YOU.
236
00:09:39,278 --> 00:09:41,480
HOW IN THE WORLD
DID YOU FIND THE TIME
237
00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:44,917
TO PLASTER THOSE AWFUL
PICTURES OF ME ALL OVER SCHOOL?
238
00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:46,952
WHAT PICTURES?
239
00:09:46,952 --> 00:09:48,287
THE ONE -- COME ON.
240
00:09:48,287 --> 00:09:50,022
WHO ELSE WAS WITH ME
AT THE DENTIST?
241
00:09:50,022 --> 00:09:51,290
NOBODY.
IT WAS JUST YOU.
242
00:09:51,290 --> 00:09:52,925
WHAT HAPPENED
AT THE DENTIST?
243
00:09:52,925 --> 00:09:54,860
THEY'RE THE PICTURES OF ME
WHEN I HAVE THE --
244
00:09:54,860 --> 00:09:56,328
THE, LIKE, GAUZE STUFFED
IN MY MOUTH?
245
00:09:56,328 --> 00:09:57,896
[ Laughing ]
AREN'T THEY GREAT?!
246
00:09:57,896 --> 00:09:59,531
YEAH, NO. THEY'RE AWFUL.
COME ON!
247
00:09:59,531 --> 00:10:01,133
THEY'RE EMBARRASSING.
THAT -- DID EVERYBODY LAUGH?
248
00:10:01,133 --> 00:10:02,534
AT ME.
THEY WERE LAUGHING AT ME.
249
00:10:02,534 --> 00:10:04,569
WELL, IT'S KIND OF FUN.
THAT'S LIKE A LOVE THING.
250
00:10:04,569 --> 00:10:06,038
NO, IT WAS ROUGH.
251
00:10:06,038 --> 00:10:07,873
OH, I'M SO SORRY.
IT WAS A LOT OF THAT.
252
00:10:07,873 --> 00:10:09,174
ON YOUR 17th BIRTHDAY.
I KNOW.
253
00:10:09,174 --> 00:10:10,409
THIS SHOULD BE
A GREAT DAY.
254
00:10:10,409 --> 00:10:11,944
IT SHOULD BE, BUT IT WASN'T.
I'M SO --
255
00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:13,245
IT WAS -- IT WAS HARD.
256
00:10:13,245 --> 00:10:15,847
LET'S PAUSE FOR A MOMENT
AND REMEMBER THE DAY,
257
00:10:15,847 --> 00:10:18,383
FOR ME, THE MOMENT
YOU POPPED OUT OF MY COOCH.
258
00:10:18,383 --> 00:10:19,818
OH, GOD!
259
00:10:19,818 --> 00:10:20,852
WISH TIME.
260
00:10:20,852 --> 00:10:22,187
OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
261
00:10:22,187 --> 00:10:23,288
ALL RIGHT.
262
00:10:25,524 --> 00:10:27,092
OKAY.
OKAY.
263
00:10:27,092 --> 00:10:28,126
ONE WISH.
MM-HMM.
264
00:10:28,126 --> 00:10:29,261
AND I HAVE TO BE IN IT.
265
00:10:29,261 --> 00:10:31,029
YOU ARE. OKAY.
266
00:10:32,431 --> 00:10:34,333
YAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
267
00:10:34,333 --> 00:10:36,234
OH, I DIDN'T GET IT.
I DIDN'T GET IT!
268
00:10:36,234 --> 00:10:37,235
I DIDN'T GET IT.
ONE MORE.
269
00:10:37,235 --> 00:10:39,204
CAN WE BE DONE, PLEASE?
DONE?
270
00:10:39,204 --> 00:10:41,239
IT'S JUST --
IT'S TOO MUCH, MOM.
271
00:10:41,239 --> 00:10:42,908
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
OKAY, READY?
272
00:10:42,908 --> 00:10:44,576
HAPPY BIRTHDAY. OKAY.
OKAY.
273
00:10:44,576 --> 00:10:47,212
OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
OKAY, YOU READY?
YEAH. YEAH. MM-HMM.
274
00:10:47,212 --> 00:10:49,014
THREE, TWO, ONE.
TWO, ONE. OKAY.
275
00:10:49,014 --> 00:10:50,382
OKAY.
276
00:10:50,382 --> 00:10:53,418
WE'RE STILL DOING THAT,
BUT -- OKAY.
277
00:10:53,418 --> 00:10:57,189
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]
278
00:10:58,256 --> 00:11:01,360
UH, I THINK YOU NEED
TO CHECK THE PRINTER.
279
00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:02,561
THIS --
THIS PRINTED VERY LIGHT.
280
00:11:02,561 --> 00:11:04,096
WILL YOU CHECK ON THAT?
281
00:11:04,096 --> 00:11:05,564
YEAH, SURE.
THANKS.
282
00:11:05,564 --> 00:11:07,833
UH, SATISFACTORY, FITCH.
283
00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:09,901
STORY OF MY LIFE.
284
00:11:09,901 --> 00:11:11,403
AND THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL,
LLOYD.
285
00:11:11,403 --> 00:11:12,904
THANK YOU.
286
00:11:12,904 --> 00:11:15,207
DO YOU WRITE A LOT
OF POETRY?
NO.
287
00:11:15,207 --> 00:11:17,175
YOU KNOW,
YOU SHOULD DO IT MORE OFTEN.
288
00:11:17,175 --> 00:11:18,577
POETRY?
289
00:11:18,577 --> 00:11:20,846
[ COUGHS ] FAGGOT!
290
00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:22,080
[ LAUGHS ]
291
00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:24,082
AT LEAST HE CAN READ
292
00:11:24,082 --> 00:11:25,517
AND WRITE, BRAD.
293
00:11:25,517 --> 00:11:27,953
CARRIE, WHAT DO I NEED
TO WRITE FOR, OKAY?
294
00:11:27,953 --> 00:11:29,221
LOOK AT ME.
295
00:11:29,221 --> 00:11:31,289
I GOT A BODY
BUILT FOR SUCCESS.
296
00:11:31,289 --> 00:11:34,459
AND AN I.Q. LOWER
THAN ROOM TEMPERATURE.
297
00:11:34,459 --> 00:11:36,461
YEAH? WELL,
THAT DIDN'T STOP RYAN LOCHTE.
298
00:11:36,461 --> 00:11:37,596
[ SMOOCHES ]
299
00:11:37,596 --> 00:11:40,899
EW. REALLY?
GROSS, BRAD.
300
00:11:40,899 --> 00:11:43,101
LLOYD, DID YOU SUBMIT ANYTHING
TO THE FINE ARTS ASSEMBLY?
301
00:11:43,101 --> 00:11:44,202
NO.
302
00:11:44,202 --> 00:11:45,370
WELL, NOW YOU HAVE.
303
00:11:45,370 --> 00:11:46,972
YOU'RE GOING TO READ THIS.
304
00:11:46,972 --> 00:11:48,240
NO, I CAN'T.
305
00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:50,475
YOU'VE GOTTA SHARE THIS
WITH AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE.
306
00:11:50,475 --> 00:11:52,077
THE THING IS, UH, IS -- IS --
IS LLOYD CAN'T DO CROWDS.
307
00:11:52,077 --> 00:11:53,445
NO.
REALLY, THOUGH.
308
00:11:53,445 --> 00:11:55,947
JUST THINK ABOUT IT.
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]
309
00:11:55,947 --> 00:11:57,215
OKAY, GUYS,
SEE YOU ALL NEXT TIME.
310
00:12:03,422 --> 00:12:06,591
SO, UM, YOU THINK
I COULD MAYBE
311
00:12:06,591 --> 00:12:08,293
READ SOME OF
YOUR STUFF SOMETIME?
312
00:12:08,293 --> 00:12:09,828
I REALLY LIKE POETRY.
313
00:12:09,828 --> 00:12:13,532
UH, NO, NO.
NO, I-IT -- IT'S NOT GOOD.
314
00:12:13,532 --> 00:12:17,969
I DON'T -- I DON'T LIKE, UM,
LIKE SHOWING IT TO ANYBODY.
315
00:12:17,969 --> 00:12:19,071
MUCH LESS
READING IT OUT LOUD.
316
00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:22,407
I CA-- I CAN'T.
WELL, UM...
317
00:12:22,407 --> 00:12:26,178
IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND,
LET ME KNOW.
318
00:12:26,178 --> 00:12:28,513
[ CHUCKLES ]
319
00:12:34,986 --> 00:12:37,989
[ INDISTINCT CHATTER ]
320
00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:45,897
THANKS, LLOYD.
321
00:12:45,897 --> 00:12:48,366
YEAH, SURE, DREW.
322
00:12:50,435 --> 00:12:52,871
[ INDISTINCT YELLING ]
323
00:12:56,374 --> 00:12:59,311
[ BIRD CHIRPING ]
324
00:13:02,013 --> 00:13:03,415
OH.
HEY.
325
00:13:03,415 --> 00:13:04,449
THANK YOU.
326
00:13:04,449 --> 00:13:05,984
ARE YOU SEEING ANYONE?
327
00:13:05,984 --> 00:13:07,052
NO.
328
00:13:07,052 --> 00:13:08,253
WHEN WAS YOUR FIRST KISS?
329
00:13:08,253 --> 00:13:10,288
WHAT -- WHAT IS THIS?
330
00:13:10,288 --> 00:13:11,423
DO YOU WANNA BE KISSED?
331
00:13:11,423 --> 00:13:12,891
NO.
OKAY.
332
00:13:12,891 --> 00:13:13,425
OKAY.
333
00:13:13,425 --> 00:13:15,127
OKAY.
334
00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:15,927
YOU GOOD?
335
00:13:15,927 --> 00:13:18,163
OH, YEAH.
I GET IT. OKAY.
336
00:13:18,163 --> 00:13:21,566
[ DISHES CLATTERING ]
337
00:13:23,235 --> 00:13:25,070
I AM NOT HERE.
JUST CLEANING.
338
00:13:25,070 --> 00:13:28,106
JUST GOT STUFF TO DO.
339
00:13:28,106 --> 00:13:30,208
[ SIGHS ]
340
00:13:30,208 --> 00:13:33,011
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT
WHEN YOU...
341
00:13:33,011 --> 00:13:35,147
[ SQUEAKING ]
342
00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:36,948
OKAY, THAT'S GROSS.
343
00:13:36,948 --> 00:13:38,250
THAT IS NOT OKAY
TO TALK ABOUT.
344
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:39,384
WE CANNOT TALK
ABOUT THAT, OKAY?
345
00:13:39,384 --> 00:13:41,153
GOT IT, OKAY. OKAY.
346
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:42,821
WE DON'T HAVE
TO TALK ABOUT IT.
NO, WE DON'T.
347
00:13:42,821 --> 00:13:46,024
I'M JUST GONNA ASK YOU, THOUGH.
DO YOU...DUST?
348
00:13:46,024 --> 00:13:49,060
I'M NOT GONNA --
I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT...
349
00:13:49,060 --> 00:13:50,362
MASTURBATE-- WITH YOU.
350
00:13:50,362 --> 00:13:51,563
OKAY. GOT IT.
I'M NOT EVEN GONNA...
351
00:13:51,563 --> 00:13:53,165
THAT IS COOL.
I AM TOTALLY OUT.
352
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:54,099
...DIGNIFY THAT QUESTION
WITH A RESPONSE.
353
00:13:54,099 --> 00:13:55,800
OKAY.
354
00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:57,869
[ SIGHS ]
355
00:13:57,869 --> 00:14:00,405
[ CRUNCHING ]
TOO LOUD.
356
00:14:00,405 --> 00:14:03,408
I'M SO SORRY.
I'M -- I'M SO SORRY.
IT'S...
357
00:14:03,408 --> 00:14:06,378
IF YOU LIKE BOYS,
I'M TOTALLY INTO THAT.
358
00:14:06,378 --> 00:14:08,313
IF I WHAT?
I WOULD SUPPORT THAT 100%.
359
00:14:08,313 --> 00:14:09,848
OKAY.
360
00:14:09,848 --> 00:14:12,284
IN MY SOPHOMORE YEAR,
I HAD A THING WITH A GIRL.
361
00:14:12,284 --> 00:14:13,585
I KNOW. MINDY.
MINDY!
362
00:14:13,585 --> 00:14:15,320
I KNOW.
YOU LISTENED! GOD.
363
00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:16,555
I'VE HEARD THE STORY
SO MANY TIMES.
364
00:14:16,555 --> 00:14:18,990
THE BEAUTIFUL THING
ABOUT GIRL-ON-GIRL ACTION,
365
00:14:18,990 --> 00:14:21,326
AND BOY-ON-BOY --
THEY KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING.
OKAY, OKAY. NO.
366
00:14:21,326 --> 00:14:22,994
THERE WOULDN'T BE, LIKE,
A MINUTE OF, LIKE,
367
00:14:22,994 --> 00:14:25,297
"HEY, DON'T TOUCH THAT.
THAT'S NOT A BUTTON."
368
00:14:25,297 --> 00:14:26,464
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
MOM? MOM? MOM?
369
00:14:26,464 --> 00:14:27,933
CAN I JUST DO MY HOMEWORK,
PLEASE?
370
00:14:27,933 --> 00:14:29,034
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
371
00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:31,102
WITH BEING A LITTLE WILD
AND FREE IN YOUR YOUTH.
372
00:14:31,102 --> 00:14:32,804
I JUST WANNA GET TO KNOW YOU
A LITTLE BIT BETTER.
373
00:14:32,804 --> 00:14:35,240
OKAY, THEN JOIN THE PTA
LIKE ALL THE OTHER MOMS.
374
00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:37,576
OKAY! I CAN DO THAT!
375
00:14:37,576 --> 00:14:39,277
NOT REALLY.
376
00:14:39,277 --> 00:14:40,478
GOD, I LOVE YOU!
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
377
00:14:40,478 --> 00:14:42,380
NO! MOM, NO!
378
00:14:42,380 --> 00:14:45,116
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
379
00:14:45,116 --> 00:14:47,085
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
380
00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:54,859
[ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ]
381
00:15:01,566 --> 00:15:04,202
MAKE SURE THAT EVERYBODY
IS CHECKING --
382
00:15:04,202 --> 00:15:08,506
HEY, LADIES! MAGGIE COOPER.
SORRY I'M LATE.
383
00:15:10,809 --> 00:15:12,811
AS I WAS SAYING,
384
00:15:12,811 --> 00:15:15,046
PROM WILL BE HERE SOONER
THAN YOU CAN BELIEVE!
385
00:15:15,046 --> 00:15:16,548
CLAP, CLAP, CLAP!
386
00:15:16,548 --> 00:15:19,451
AND, OF COURSE,
I AM KEEPING TRACK
387
00:15:19,451 --> 00:15:22,187
OF YOUR MANDATORY
VOLUNTEER HOURS.
388
00:15:22,187 --> 00:15:25,257
I'M LOOKING AT YOU, NORMA.
YOU HAVE TO BUILD THE HOURS UP.
389
00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:27,859
I'VE NOTICED THAT YOUR CHECKLIST
HAS BEEN DOWN.
390
00:15:27,859 --> 00:15:29,494
[ CLATTERING ]
391
00:15:29,494 --> 00:15:32,264
OH, FOR GOODNESS SAKE,
392
00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:34,399
IS THAT A DIAPHRAGM
ON OUR BEAUTIFUL TABLE?
393
00:15:34,399 --> 00:15:37,102
IT'S ALL GOOD.
JUST GONNA TAKE NOTES.
394
00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:39,137
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
395
00:15:39,137 --> 00:15:41,806
I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO
EVERYBODY'S DECORATION IDEAS.
396
00:15:41,806 --> 00:15:44,075
I KNOW LAST YEAR A LOT OF US
WERE IN A SLUMP,
397
00:15:44,075 --> 00:15:46,378
SO I KNOW THIS YEAR
YOU ARE GOING TO WOW ME,
398
00:15:46,378 --> 00:15:47,979
AND I'M VERY EXCITED.
399
00:15:47,979 --> 00:15:50,048
NOW, DON'T FORGET
TO PLEASE MAKE SURE
400
00:15:50,048 --> 00:15:52,017
YOU ARE ON THE CORRECT
E-MAIL LISTS
401
00:15:52,017 --> 00:15:53,418
FOR YOUR RESPECTIVE COMMITTEES.
402
00:15:53,418 --> 00:15:55,820
AND IF ALL OF YOU
HAVEN'T SIGNED UP
403
00:15:55,820 --> 00:15:57,255
AS CHAIR OF COMMITTEES
404
00:15:57,255 --> 00:16:00,558
AND ROPED IN EVERY SINGLE PARENT
FROM EVERY SINGLE CLASS,
405
00:16:00,558 --> 00:16:04,162
IT WILL BE NOTED
BY BARBARA WOLFE.
406
00:16:04,162 --> 00:16:07,599
EXCUSE ME.
WHO'S BARBARA WOLFE?
407
00:16:09,367 --> 00:16:10,268
[ MEGAPHONE SQUEALS ]
408
00:16:10,268 --> 00:16:12,370
[ Amplified ]
I AM BARBARA WOLFE!
409
00:16:12,370 --> 00:16:15,940
DR. BARBARA SLOAN
HUNTINGTON WOLFE
410
00:16:15,940 --> 00:16:18,576
OF THE PASADENA
SLOAN HUNTINGTONS!
411
00:16:18,576 --> 00:16:20,578
ALL GOOD.
412
00:16:23,014 --> 00:16:25,050
NAMASTE.
413
00:16:25,050 --> 00:16:27,952
THIS MEETING IS ADJOURNED.
414
00:16:27,952 --> 00:16:30,989
HAS ROBERT COMPLETED
HIS ZIMMERMAN APPLICATIONS?
415
00:16:30,989 --> 00:16:33,591
I HEAR IT IS DUE AT THE END
OF THE MONTH.
416
00:16:33,591 --> 00:16:36,294
YES, AND THE, UH, PETERSON
AND THE O'REILLY.
417
00:16:36,294 --> 00:16:38,163
OH! GOOD FOR ROBERT.
418
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:39,597
OH, DID YOU
FILL OUT THE F.F.E.L.?
419
00:16:39,597 --> 00:16:41,466
YES, AND THE L.E.A.P.
AND THE S.S.I.G.
420
00:16:41,466 --> 00:16:43,168
OH, MY CARRIE'S
IN THE SAME BOAT.
421
00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:45,036
GOD HELP ME,
IT IS LIKE PULLING TEETH
422
00:16:45,036 --> 00:16:46,538
TO GET HER TO
FINISH THESE THINGS.
423
00:16:46,538 --> 00:16:48,540
WELL,
HASN'T SHE TAKEN THE SATs?
424
00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:50,041
NATIONAL MERIT SCHOLAR.
425
00:16:50,041 --> 00:16:51,409
[ GASPS ] BARBARA!
THAT'S WONDERFUL.
426
00:16:51,409 --> 00:16:53,945
OH!
I BET YOU GUYS DIDN'T KNOW
427
00:16:53,945 --> 00:16:56,581
THAT HER LITTLE MELANIE
HAD TO FILE FOR FAFSA.
428
00:16:56,581 --> 00:16:57,916
NO.
429
00:16:57,916 --> 00:16:59,884
YES.
[ GASPS ]
430
00:16:59,884 --> 00:17:01,419
THEY AREN'T DOING WELL?
431
00:17:01,419 --> 00:17:04,155
THERE'S NO SHAME IN FILING
FOR FINANCIAL AID, IS THERE?
432
00:17:04,155 --> 00:17:05,323
Both: NO.
433
00:17:05,323 --> 00:17:06,324
NO, OF COURSE NOT,
SWEETHEART.
434
00:17:06,324 --> 00:17:07,192
WELL, DAMN.
[ CHUCKLES ]
435
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:08,560
EXCUSE ME?
436
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:11,429
SORRY. I FORGET
WHERE I AM SOMETIMES.
437
00:17:11,429 --> 00:17:13,365
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
MAGGIE COOPER.
438
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:15,033
HOW YOU GUYS DOIN'?
439
00:17:15,033 --> 00:17:17,535
UM, I'M LLOYD'S MOM.
440
00:17:17,535 --> 00:17:19,571
OUR KIDS ARE FRIE--
MAYBE YOU --
441
00:17:19,571 --> 00:17:21,806
YOUR KIDS ARE FRIENDS
WITH MY SON, LLOYD?
442
00:17:21,806 --> 00:17:24,509
WHAT ACTIVITIES
DOES HE DO?
443
00:17:24,509 --> 00:17:26,177
WHAT ACTIVITIES
ARE THERE?
444
00:17:26,177 --> 00:17:30,482
UM, CLUBS, ATHLETICS,
EXTRACURRICULARS --
445
00:17:30,482 --> 00:17:32,350
STUDENT GOVERNMENT,
DEBATE, MATHLETES.
446
00:17:32,350 --> 00:17:34,119
HE READS A LOT.
447
00:17:34,119 --> 00:17:36,287
WELL, THEN HE'S PROBABLY NOT
FRIENDS WITH OUR CHILDREN.
448
00:17:36,287 --> 00:17:39,090
WELL, I'M HERE TO CHANGE THAT!
THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING!
449
00:17:39,090 --> 00:17:41,025
I AM HERE TO VOLUNTEER
FOR STUFF.
450
00:17:41,025 --> 00:17:42,327
I CAN BE
ON PROM COMMITTEE.
451
00:17:42,327 --> 00:17:43,862
I JUST WANNA BE MORE INVOLVED
IN HIS SCHOOL
452
00:17:43,862 --> 00:17:45,597
BEFORE HE LEAVES
FOR COLLEGE, YOU KNOW?
453
00:17:45,597 --> 00:17:47,499
SO, UH, SIGN ME UP.
WHATCHA GOT?
454
00:17:47,499 --> 00:17:49,367
IF WE NEED SOMETHING,
I'LL LET YOU KNOW.
455
00:17:49,367 --> 00:17:50,802
SO WHAT DO YOU GUYS
WANNA DO NOW?
456
00:17:50,802 --> 00:17:52,203
WANNA GO GET A DRINK?
[ CHUCKLES ]
457
00:17:53,438 --> 00:17:56,474
OKAY, WH-WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO
IS SHOW UP NEXT WEEK,
458
00:17:56,474 --> 00:17:59,878
ON TIME, SIT DOWN QUIETLY,
PREFERABLY BY THE DOOR,
459
00:17:59,878 --> 00:18:02,947
SO I CAN ASK YOU TO LEAVE IF
YOU CAUSE ANOTHER DISTURBANCE.
460
00:18:04,916 --> 00:18:06,885
Maggie: THOSE BITCHES.
Norma: THE NERVE.
461
00:18:06,885 --> 00:18:08,353
JUST BECAUSE LLOYD'S
A LITTLE BOOKISH
462
00:18:08,353 --> 00:18:10,889
DOESN'T MEAN THEIR KIDS
ARE ANY BETTER.
EXACTLY.
463
00:18:10,889 --> 00:18:12,190
BUT IT DID GET ME THINKING,
THOUGH,
464
00:18:12,190 --> 00:18:14,058
WHAT AM I GONNA DO
ABOUT LLOYD'S FINANCIAL AID?
465
00:18:14,058 --> 00:18:15,427
DO YOU KNOW
HOW MUCH COLLEGE IS?
466
00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:16,294
A HUNDRED GRAND.
467
00:18:16,294 --> 00:18:18,496
[ SIGHS ]
468
00:18:18,496 --> 00:18:21,199
I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE 30.
469
00:18:21,199 --> 00:18:24,135
WHAT AM I GONNA DO IF HE GETS
INTO AN IVY LEAGUE SCHOOL?
470
00:18:24,135 --> 00:18:26,471
YOU REALLY WANT HIM GOING
SOME FAR AWAY FROM HOME?
471
00:18:26,471 --> 00:18:27,839
NO, I DO NOT.
472
00:18:27,839 --> 00:18:29,374
[ SIGHS ]
I GOTTA GET CREATIVE.
473
00:18:29,374 --> 00:18:31,042
I GOTTA THINK.
474
00:18:31,042 --> 00:18:32,977
THERE ARE SCHOLARSHIPS
AVAILABLE,
475
00:18:32,977 --> 00:18:34,846
BUT THE COMPETITION
IS FIERCE.
476
00:18:34,846 --> 00:18:36,981
IT'S A SHAME HE'S NOT
A MINORITY.
477
00:18:36,981 --> 00:18:40,552
THEY HAVE TONS OF
SCHOLARSHIPS FOR MINORITIES.
478
00:18:40,552 --> 00:18:44,088
LATINO, AFRICAN AMERICAN,
WOMEN, AMPUTEES,
479
00:18:44,088 --> 00:18:47,258
ALBINOS,
PACIFIC ISLANDERS.
480
00:18:47,258 --> 00:18:50,261
AH, I SHOULD'VE MARRIED RAY!
UGH!
481
00:18:50,261 --> 00:18:52,297
RAY? WHO'S RAY?
482
00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:56,234
HE IS A SAMOAN GUY THAT I DATED
IN HIGH SCHOOL.
483
00:18:56,234 --> 00:18:59,270
THAT DUDE COULD BEND MY LEGS
OVER MY HEAD.
484
00:18:59,270 --> 00:19:00,472
YOU ARE MY HERO.
485
00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:02,807
LLOYD WOULD BE
HALF PACIFIC ISLANDER.
486
00:19:02,807 --> 00:19:04,108
SHOULD'VE MARRIED RAY,
NOT MAX.
487
00:19:04,108 --> 00:19:07,011
THEY EVEN HAVE SCHOLARSHIPS
FOR GAYS.
488
00:19:07,011 --> 00:19:09,380
REALLY?
489
00:19:09,380 --> 00:19:12,016
YOU KNOW, I CAN'T FIGURE OUT
IF LLOYD IS GAY OR STRAIGHT.
490
00:19:12,016 --> 00:19:14,252
AND CAN YOU BELIEVE HE WON'T
TALK TO ME ABOUT IT?
491
00:19:14,252 --> 00:19:16,421
WOULD YOU HAVE A PROBLEM
IF HE WAS?
492
00:19:16,421 --> 00:19:18,490
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I'D BE THRILLED.
493
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:19,157
WHY?
494
00:19:19,157 --> 00:19:20,525
WHY?
495
00:19:20,525 --> 00:19:21,993
BECAUSE HE'D BE THE ONLY MAN
496
00:19:21,993 --> 00:19:23,061
WHO NEVER LEFT ME
FOR ANOTHER WOMAN.
497
00:19:23,061 --> 00:19:24,863
YOU KNOW HOW GREAT
THAT WOULD BE?
498
00:19:24,863 --> 00:19:26,598
HE'D BE JUST WITH ME
ALL THE TIME.
499
00:19:26,598 --> 00:19:30,368
OH, MY GOD. MY GAY SON AND ME
GOING PURSE SHOPPING.
500
00:19:30,368 --> 00:19:32,070
HOW GREAT WOULD THAT BE?
501
00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:33,505
I COULD BE WALKING DOWN
THE STREET,
502
00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:35,273
GOING TO THE THEATER
WITH MY GAY SON,
503
00:19:35,273 --> 00:19:37,375
LIKE, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
"OH, JUST GOING TO THE THEATER!
504
00:19:37,375 --> 00:19:39,410
"THIS IS MY GAY SON.
HE'S TAKING ME TO THE THEATER!
505
00:19:39,410 --> 00:19:41,412
HE'S TAKING ME TO THE OPERA!
I'M GOING TO THE OPERA
WITH MY GAY SON!"
506
00:19:41,412 --> 00:19:43,581
JUST WALKIN'--
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
YOU LIKED THE OPERA.
507
00:19:43,581 --> 00:19:45,984
I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO THE OPERA,
AND I WOULD HATE IT,
508
00:19:45,984 --> 00:19:47,886
BUT I WOULD BE THERE
WITH MY GAY SON.
509
00:19:47,886 --> 00:19:49,053
AND THAT WOULD BE
SO GREAT.
510
00:19:49,053 --> 00:19:51,856
MY SON'S NOT GAY.
HE DOESN'T LIKE PESTO.
511
00:19:51,856 --> 00:19:54,259
YEAH, HE'S SO NOT GAY.
512
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:50,949
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ]
513
00:21:01,993 --> 00:21:03,094
[ SIGHS ]
514
00:21:03,094 --> 00:21:05,063
RELAX, MAN,
YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS.
515
00:21:05,063 --> 00:21:06,531
SHE'S NOWHERE IN SIGHT.
YEAH, NOT YET.
516
00:21:06,531 --> 00:21:07,532
♪ I LOVE YOU ♪
517
00:21:07,532 --> 00:21:09,000
♪ AND I LOVE YOU ♪
518
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,335
♪ LET ME SING THIS SONG ♪
519
00:21:10,335 --> 00:21:12,270
♪ OH, BABY,
IT'S A BIG, WIDE WORLD ♪
520
00:21:12,270 --> 00:21:13,805
♪ IT'S A BIG, WIDE WORLD ♪
521
00:21:13,805 --> 00:21:15,206
LLOYD,
ARE YOU READY?
522
00:21:15,206 --> 00:21:17,108
UM, I'M REALLY NERVOUS.
523
00:21:17,108 --> 00:21:18,910
WELL, I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU
FOR DOING THIS.
524
00:21:18,910 --> 00:21:20,144
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
525
00:21:20,144 --> 00:21:25,083
[ APPLAUSE ]
526
00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:27,518
LET'S GIVE THEM ANOTHER ROUND
OF APPLAUSE.
527
00:21:27,518 --> 00:21:29,153
WASN'T THAT AMAZING?
528
00:21:29,153 --> 00:21:31,956
WHO KNEW WE HAD SO MUCH TALENT
AT THIS SCHOOL?
529
00:21:31,956 --> 00:21:34,092
NEXT UP,
YOU KNOW THEM WELL --
530
00:21:34,092 --> 00:21:35,960
IT'S THE GIRLS' DANCE SQUAD.
531
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:39,897
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
532
00:21:39,897 --> 00:21:41,399
[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
533
00:21:41,399 --> 00:21:43,401
[ CRUNCHING ]
534
00:21:47,038 --> 00:21:48,272
JUST TAKE A BREATH,
YOU'LL BE FINE.
535
00:21:48,272 --> 00:21:49,507
YOUR POEM IS BEAUTIFUL.
536
00:21:49,507 --> 00:21:51,843
YOU GOT THIS.
537
00:21:51,843 --> 00:21:53,978
OH, OKAY.
DEEP BREATHS.
538
00:21:53,978 --> 00:21:56,080
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
539
00:22:05,089 --> 00:22:07,058
[ MUSIC STOPS,
CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
540
00:22:12,230 --> 00:22:15,133
OKAY, UM, NEXT UP
WE'VE GOT A POEM
541
00:22:15,133 --> 00:22:18,036
FROM MRS. MOORE'S ENGLISH CLASS.
542
00:22:18,036 --> 00:22:21,172
[ AUDIENCE MEMBER COUGHS ]
543
00:22:21,172 --> 00:22:22,440
YOU'LL BE FINE.
I CAN'T.
544
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:24,175
COME ON!
545
00:22:24,175 --> 00:22:27,412
[ BAG RUSTLES ]
546
00:22:27,412 --> 00:22:29,180
COME OUT HERE.
547
00:22:29,180 --> 00:22:30,348
Brad:
DOUCHE BAG, COME OUT!
HE'LL BE FINE.
548
00:22:30,348 --> 00:22:32,950
HEY, KID, COME ON.
549
00:22:32,950 --> 00:22:34,519
HE'S COMING.
SOMETIME TODAY.
550
00:22:37,321 --> 00:22:39,424
SERIOUSLY.
OH!
551
00:22:39,424 --> 00:22:42,093
[ LAUGHTER ]
Sorry! Love you!
552
00:22:42,093 --> 00:22:43,561
JUST GO UP TO THE MIC
RIGHT THERE.
553
00:22:43,561 --> 00:22:46,064
HEY, PRETTY BOY!
554
00:22:46,064 --> 00:22:49,167
OKAY, OKAY.
555
00:22:51,836 --> 00:22:53,471
[ SIGHS ]
556
00:22:53,471 --> 00:22:54,439
HEY, JUNIOR.
557
00:22:57,041 --> 00:22:59,544
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
558
00:22:59,544 --> 00:23:01,479
Young woman:
WHAT IS HE DOING?
COME ON, LLOYD.
559
00:23:01,479 --> 00:23:04,115
SPIT IT OUT!
Young man: COME ON, SHAKESPEARE.
SHOW US WHAT YOU GOT!
560
00:23:09,954 --> 00:23:11,222
GET OFF THE STAGE,
QUEER!
561
00:23:11,222 --> 00:23:14,092
[ LAUGHTER ]
562
00:23:14,092 --> 00:23:15,493
[ CROWD GASPS ]
563
00:23:15,493 --> 00:23:16,561
MOM?
564
00:23:18,296 --> 00:23:21,799
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
565
00:23:21,799 --> 00:23:23,234
NOW IT'S A TALENT SHOW.
566
00:23:23,234 --> 00:23:26,003
GO AHEAD. JUST TAKE A BREATH.
TAKE A BREATH.
567
00:23:26,003 --> 00:23:26,838
JUST HOLD UP.
JUST DON'T GO ANYWHERE.
Brad: OH, MY GOD.
LOOK AT HER GOLD SHOES!
568
00:23:26,838 --> 00:23:30,074
Maggie: EVERYONE, SHUT UP.
569
00:23:30,074 --> 00:23:32,944
MY SON IS GOING TO READ A POEM.
GO AHEAD, LLOYD.
570
00:23:32,944 --> 00:23:34,112
DID YOUR MOM
BRING YOUR BOTTLE?!
571
00:23:34,112 --> 00:23:35,446
[ LAUGHTER ]
WHO IS THAT?
572
00:23:35,446 --> 00:23:37,949
WHO'S THAT? HMM?
573
00:23:37,949 --> 00:23:40,184
OH. OH, YEAH, IT'S YOU.
574
00:23:40,184 --> 00:23:42,854
YEAH, WELL, YOU ARE RUINING IT
FOR EVERYONE, OKAY?
575
00:23:42,854 --> 00:23:44,422
STAND UP, SHOW YOURSELF.
LET'S SEE YOU.
576
00:23:44,422 --> 00:23:46,824
YEAH, YOU THINK IT'S OKAY
TO CALL PEOPLE NAMES,
577
00:23:46,824 --> 00:23:47,892
YOU LITTLE TURD?
578
00:23:47,892 --> 00:23:50,061
[ LAUGHTER ]
579
00:23:50,061 --> 00:23:52,263
YOU THINK IT'S OKAY
TO CALL PEOPLE...
580
00:23:52,263 --> 00:23:54,265
[EXHALES] GAY?
581
00:23:54,265 --> 00:23:56,134
HIS POETRY IS BEAUTIFUL.
582
00:23:56,134 --> 00:23:58,336
IT'S NOT WHAT YOU PEOPLE
ARE WRITING --
583
00:23:58,336 --> 00:23:59,904
UNICORNS AND BONERS.
584
00:23:59,904 --> 00:24:01,939
[ LAUGHTER ]
585
00:24:01,939 --> 00:24:03,441
GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE.
586
00:24:03,441 --> 00:24:06,911
THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE?
YOU DON'T EVEN WORK HERE.
587
00:24:06,911 --> 00:24:08,412
I CAN HANDLE THIS,
MRS. COOPER!
588
00:24:08,412 --> 00:24:10,915
SO IT'S ONLY THE TEACHERS WHO
CAN GIVE ORDERS AROUND HERE?
589
00:24:10,915 --> 00:24:12,016
ACTUALLY, YES.
THAT'S TRUE.
590
00:24:12,016 --> 00:24:13,251
OH, UH, OKAY,
OH, PLEASE.
591
00:24:13,251 --> 00:24:15,052
AS IF YOU'D TREAT BARBARA WOLF
LIKE THIS.
592
00:24:15,052 --> 00:24:16,854
BARBARA WOLF WOULD BE LIKE,
"OH, I'M GONNA TALK."
593
00:24:16,854 --> 00:24:18,856
BARBARA WOLF WOULD NOT BE
ON STAGE RIGHT NOW.
594
00:24:18,856 --> 00:24:20,324
SECURITY!
WE DON'T KNOW THAT FOR SURE.
595
00:24:20,324 --> 00:24:23,427
I WANNA SAY SOMETHING
ABOUT POETRY.
HEY!
596
00:24:23,427 --> 00:24:25,029
EXCUSE ME?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
597
00:24:25,029 --> 00:24:26,964
[ LAUGHTER AND CHEERING ]
598
00:24:26,964 --> 00:24:28,966
[ LAUGHS ] BRAVO!
599
00:24:28,966 --> 00:24:31,269
[ MURMURS INDISTINCTLY ]
600
00:24:33,504 --> 00:24:35,807
UM...
601
00:24:35,807 --> 00:24:39,010
[ SIREN CHIRPS ]
602
00:24:39,010 --> 00:24:41,879
NOW, BAILING YOUR MOTHER
OUT OF JAIL, THAT'S A FIRST.
603
00:24:41,879 --> 00:24:43,915
USED TO BE
THE OTHER WAY AROUND.
604
00:24:43,915 --> 00:24:44,916
YEAH, 17 TIMES.
605
00:24:44,916 --> 00:24:46,517
17 TIMES, WHAT?
606
00:24:46,517 --> 00:24:49,587
UH, THE NUMBER OF TIMES MOM
HAS BAILED YOU OUT OF JAIL.
607
00:24:49,587 --> 00:24:50,388
THAT MANY TIMES?
608
00:24:50,388 --> 00:24:52,890
YEAH. THAT I KNOW OF.
609
00:24:52,890 --> 00:24:56,027
I WAS CONVICTED ONCE.
PUBLIC NUISANCE.
610
00:24:56,027 --> 00:24:58,129
I MEAN, REALLY.
I'M A ROCK STAR.
611
00:24:58,129 --> 00:25:01,966
THAT WAS A LONG, LONG,
LONG TIME AGO, MAX.
612
00:25:01,966 --> 00:25:04,902
I STILL TOUR.
613
00:25:04,902 --> 00:25:06,971
INDIAN CASINOS.
614
00:25:06,971 --> 00:25:08,372
[ DOOR OPENS ]
615
00:25:08,372 --> 00:25:09,941
THINGS CHANGE.
616
00:25:09,941 --> 00:25:12,343
OH, I KNOW. I WENT TO MY FIRST
PTA MEETING LAST WEEK.
617
00:25:12,343 --> 00:25:14,445
[ LAUGHS ]
ALL RIGHT.
618
00:25:14,445 --> 00:25:16,113
THAT'S PRETTY FUNNY.
619
00:25:16,113 --> 00:25:19,817
AM I, UH...
620
00:25:19,817 --> 00:25:21,886
COMIN' IN?
621
00:25:21,886 --> 00:25:23,321
NO JAIL JOKES.
622
00:25:23,321 --> 00:25:25,323
[ Chuckling ]
I WAS JUST ABOUT --
623
00:25:25,323 --> 00:25:27,925
OH, YEAH, I SAW YOU FORMING IT!
DON'T EVEN!
624
00:25:27,925 --> 00:25:30,261
SO I WAS THINKING, LIKE,
BLOND STREAK, BLACK STREAK,
625
00:25:30,261 --> 00:25:31,596
BLOND STREAK, BLACK STREAK.
626
00:25:31,596 --> 00:25:32,997
1987.
627
00:25:32,997 --> 00:25:34,932
WHAT?
YOU LOVED IT.
628
00:25:34,932 --> 00:25:37,001
MM.
IT WAS HOT.
629
00:25:37,001 --> 00:25:38,502
1987.
630
00:25:38,502 --> 00:25:40,171
DOESN'T MATTER. IT'S MY LOOK.
I'M GONNA ROCK IT HARD.
631
00:25:40,171 --> 00:25:41,572
I MIGHT EVEN DO IT TONIGHT.
632
00:25:41,572 --> 00:25:44,008
I'M GONNA DO IT
WITH MY MUSTACHE BLEACH.
633
00:25:44,008 --> 00:25:46,210
OKAY. MM. ALL RIGHT.
I'M GONNA GO TO BED.
634
00:25:46,210 --> 00:25:48,880
YOU GUYS TRY NOT TO GET ARRESTED
WHILE I'M GONE, OKAY?
635
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:50,448
YES, DAD.
636
00:25:50,448 --> 00:25:51,449
HA HA.
637
00:25:51,449 --> 00:25:52,950
I was just gonna say...
638
00:25:55,519 --> 00:25:59,357
[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS, LAUGHTER ]
639
00:26:10,101 --> 00:26:11,535
Maggie:
WE GOTTA TALK ABOUT LLOYD.
640
00:26:11,535 --> 00:26:12,870
WHY? HE'S A GREAT KID.
641
00:26:12,870 --> 00:26:14,071
HE IS A GREAT KID.
642
00:26:14,071 --> 00:26:16,040
I DON'T KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED,
BUT...
643
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:18,943
AND...
644
00:26:18,943 --> 00:26:21,479
OUR SON'S GAY.
645
00:26:21,479 --> 00:26:24,382
MY SON...GAY?
646
00:26:24,382 --> 00:26:25,850
OUR SON.
647
00:26:25,850 --> 00:26:27,285
YEAH, OKAY.
OUR SON, GAY?
648
00:26:27,285 --> 00:26:29,553
I DON'T GET THE GAY VIBE
AT ALL FROM HIM.
649
00:26:29,553 --> 00:26:32,290
WELL, SEE, I THINK THAT IS
EXACTLY WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.
650
00:26:32,290 --> 00:26:34,458
I THINK THAT HE DOESN'T WANT
TO COME OUT
651
00:26:34,458 --> 00:26:37,028
TO HIS SUPER-HETERO DAD
'CAUSE HE'LL DISAPPOINT YOU.
652
00:26:38,129 --> 00:26:41,265
I WOULDN'T --
I WOULDN'T BE DISAPPOINTED.
653
00:26:41,265 --> 00:26:42,500
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
654
00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:44,568
YEAH, NO,
I JUST DON'T THINK HE IS.
655
00:26:44,568 --> 00:26:47,071
YOU GOTTA TRUST A MOM
ON THIS ONE, OKAY?
656
00:26:47,071 --> 00:26:48,406
[ SCOFFS ]
WHATEVER YOU SAY.
657
00:26:48,406 --> 00:26:52,209
OKAY. TALK TO HIM.
TELL HIM YOU'RE OKAY WITH IT.
658
00:26:52,209 --> 00:26:54,178
FOR 10 YEARS
YOU'VE BEEN SAYING,
659
00:26:54,178 --> 00:26:56,080
"I DON'T WANT YOU
TO TALK TO HIM.
660
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:57,148
YOU'RE A BAD INFLUENCE."
661
00:26:57,148 --> 00:26:59,016
10 YEARS, AT LEAST!
662
00:26:59,016 --> 00:27:01,852
NOW YOU WANT ME
TO TALK TO HIM?
663
00:27:01,852 --> 00:27:04,255
[ SIGHS ]
664
00:27:04,255 --> 00:27:07,558
THINGS CHANGE, OKAY?
665
00:27:10,594 --> 00:27:13,297
OKAY. OKAY.
666
00:27:14,832 --> 00:27:17,401
Barbara:
NOW SHOO. GO, GO, PLEASE.
667
00:27:17,401 --> 00:27:18,569
FASTER.
668
00:27:18,569 --> 00:27:20,438
MAGGIE?
669
00:27:20,438 --> 00:27:21,539
COME HERE, PLEASE.
670
00:27:21,539 --> 00:27:24,008
RIGHT THERE?
YES.
671
00:27:24,008 --> 00:27:25,977
PLEASE.
672
00:27:25,977 --> 00:27:28,879
YOU KNOW, I'M SORRY
THAT I MISSED YOUR SCENE
673
00:27:28,879 --> 00:27:31,148
AT THE ARTS FESTIVAL
THE OTHER DAY.
674
00:27:31,148 --> 00:27:32,883
OH, YOU HEARD ABOUT ME.
675
00:27:32,883 --> 00:27:34,018
STOP RIGHT THERE.
THAT'S FINE.
676
00:27:34,018 --> 00:27:35,353
UNFORTUNATELY, I DID.
677
00:27:35,353 --> 00:27:37,488
IT SEEMS THAT YOU MENTIONED ME
TO MRS. MOORE?
678
00:27:37,488 --> 00:27:40,891
I GET WORKED UP SOMETIMES.
SORRY.
679
00:27:40,891 --> 00:27:43,828
THAT IS IN THE PAST,
IT IS BEHIND ME,
680
00:27:43,828 --> 00:27:45,997
AND I'M JUST TURNING OVER
A NEW LEAF,
681
00:27:45,997 --> 00:27:48,833
AND LET'S JUST MOVE ON
AND DO THE PROM STUFF, OKAY?
682
00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:51,135
MRS. MOORE TOLD ME THAT YOUR SON
SEEMS SENSITIVE.
683
00:27:51,135 --> 00:27:54,572
YES, HE IS. SENSITIVE.
684
00:27:54,572 --> 00:27:56,574
MM, SENSITIVE-LOOKING.
685
00:27:56,574 --> 00:27:58,342
IS THAT CODE?
686
00:27:58,342 --> 00:28:00,878
IT SEEMS THAT THIS MIGHT BE
A WONDERFUL TIME FOR YOUR SON,
687
00:28:00,878 --> 00:28:03,114
WHO'S VERY SENSITIVE,
TO START MAYBE HIS OWN CLUB.
688
00:28:03,114 --> 00:28:04,915
MAYBE
A SENSITIVE BOYS' CLUB.
689
00:28:04,915 --> 00:28:06,183
OR A GAY CLUB!
690
00:28:06,183 --> 00:28:07,451
A GAY CLUB.
691
00:28:07,451 --> 00:28:08,853
WHAT WOULD THEY DO THERE?
692
00:28:08,853 --> 00:28:09,920
NEEDLEPOINT.
693
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:11,589
CHOREOGRAPHY.
694
00:28:11,589 --> 00:28:13,124
Bunny: POETRY?
695
00:28:13,124 --> 00:28:15,126
ANYTHING THAT A SEAMSTRESS
WOULD DO.
696
00:28:15,126 --> 00:28:16,460
I MEAN, SURE. WHY NOT?
697
00:28:16,460 --> 00:28:18,062
'CAUSE ALL THE BEST FASHION
DESIGNERS ARE GAY MEN,
698
00:28:18,062 --> 00:28:19,964
SO I WOULD LOVE THAT.
699
00:28:19,964 --> 00:28:21,599
HE COULD BE MARC JACOBS
OR THE NEXT MICHAEL KORS.
THAT'S TRUE.
700
00:28:21,599 --> 00:28:23,334
HE COULD BE
ON "PROJECT RUNWAY" GOING,
701
00:28:23,334 --> 00:28:25,369
"HI, GUYS."
I WOULD LOVE IT.
702
00:28:25,369 --> 00:28:27,938
I GUESS BECAUSE
I'M A SINGLE MOM, MY SON AND I,
703
00:28:27,938 --> 00:28:29,473
WE HANG OUT A LOT
704
00:28:29,473 --> 00:28:31,509
AND WE JUST HAVE A REALLY CLOSE
RELATIONSHIP WHICH IS --
705
00:28:31,509 --> 00:28:34,045
MAYBE IT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS
WITH GAY SONS,
706
00:28:34,045 --> 00:28:36,047
AND WE'RE PROBABLY
JUST GONNA HAVE, LIKE, A --
707
00:28:36,047 --> 00:28:38,049
JUST A GREAT LIFE,
GO OFF ON CRUISES,
708
00:28:38,049 --> 00:28:39,483
AND I'M SURE
HE'LL TAKE ME TO PARIS,
709
00:28:39,483 --> 00:28:40,818
AND I-I'LL TELL YOU
SOMETHING ELSE, TOO --
710
00:28:40,818 --> 00:28:42,353
I BET I'LL BE
THE BEST DRESSED MOM
711
00:28:42,353 --> 00:28:44,221
IN THE ASSISTED-LIVING FACILITY
IN SOUTH BEACH.
712
00:28:44,221 --> 00:28:46,257
HE'LL JUST PARK ME THERE.
IT'LL BE GREAT.
713
00:28:46,257 --> 00:28:47,858
SHOULD WE TALK ABOUT THE PROM,
MAYBE?
714
00:28:47,858 --> 00:28:49,260
Barbara: YES.
YEAH.
715
00:28:49,260 --> 00:28:50,494
BARBARA WOLF ALWAYS FEELS LIKE
716
00:28:50,494 --> 00:28:51,962
PEOPLE WHO ARE SENSITIVE
717
00:28:51,962 --> 00:28:53,964
MAYBE SHOULD HAVE
THEIR OWN SENSITIVE PROM.
718
00:28:53,964 --> 00:28:59,270
PERHAPS YOUR SON SHOULD HAVE
HIS OWN GAY PROM.
719
00:28:59,270 --> 00:29:00,538
IT COULD BE
RAINBOW THEMED!
720
00:29:00,538 --> 00:29:02,206
OR SPARKLES.
OH! I LOVE SPARKLES.
721
00:29:02,206 --> 00:29:03,140
THESE GIRLS HAVE GREAT IDEAS
FOR GAYS.
722
00:29:03,140 --> 00:29:04,475
MY SON'S COMING TO THIS PROM.
723
00:29:04,475 --> 00:29:07,011
HE'S GONNA BE AT THIS PROM.
724
00:29:07,011 --> 00:29:08,379
IF HE HAS A DATE.
725
00:29:08,379 --> 00:29:10,815
HE'S COMING TO THIS PROM.
IT'S ALL GOOD.
726
00:29:10,815 --> 00:29:13,150
WELL, MAGGIE, GOOD LUCK
WITH YOUR GAY SON
727
00:29:13,150 --> 00:29:15,152
WHO'S GOING TO TAKE YOU
TO PARIS.
728
00:29:15,152 --> 00:29:16,487
IN THE MEANTIME,
729
00:29:16,487 --> 00:29:18,556
MAYBE HE SHOULD TALK TO YOU
ABOUT YOUR HAIR.
730
00:29:18,556 --> 00:29:20,091
IT'S SO NICE.
731
00:29:20,091 --> 00:29:22,026
WELL, THANK YOU.
732
00:29:22,026 --> 00:29:23,260
I WASN'T COMPLIMENTING YOU.
GIRLS?
733
00:29:23,260 --> 00:29:26,997
[ DOOR OPENS ]
734
00:29:26,997 --> 00:29:28,899
OUCH!
735
00:29:28,899 --> 00:29:29,834
WOW!
736
00:29:29,834 --> 00:29:32,369
OKAY.
737
00:29:32,369 --> 00:29:34,972
WHAT IS UP WITH THAT?
738
00:29:34,972 --> 00:29:36,574
UNBELIEVABLE.
739
00:29:36,574 --> 00:29:38,442
THEY'RE OUT FOR ME,
RIGHT?
740
00:29:38,442 --> 00:29:40,444
YEAH.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
741
00:29:40,444 --> 00:29:42,413
OH, BARBARA WOLF
FINALLY GAVE ME A JOB.
742
00:29:42,413 --> 00:29:44,482
I GET TO CLEAN UP
AFTER THE MEETING.
743
00:29:44,482 --> 00:29:45,983
HEY, I'LL SEE YOU BACK
AT YOUR HOUSE, RIGHT?
744
00:29:45,983 --> 00:29:48,519
YES, PLEASE.
BRING BOOZE.
745
00:29:48,519 --> 00:29:52,323
AND A TRANQUILIZER DART.
746
00:30:06,570 --> 00:30:08,139
[ SMOOCHES ]
747
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:12,543
[ Mockingly ]
"MY NAME IS BARBARA WOLF.
748
00:30:14,445 --> 00:30:17,214
"PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD
AND THE PTA.
749
00:30:17,214 --> 00:30:19,150
"MY NAME IS BARBARA WOLF.
750
00:30:19,150 --> 00:30:22,253
"I DO NOT HAVE ANY VEINS
IN MY BODY.
751
00:30:22,253 --> 00:30:23,254
"MY COOCH IS AN ICICLE.
752
00:30:23,254 --> 00:30:25,189
"My name is Barbara Wolf.
753
00:30:25,189 --> 00:30:28,025
I AM BARBARA WOLF."
AHH! [ LAUGHS ]
754
00:30:29,226 --> 00:30:31,562
[ Normal voice ] BARBARA?
755
00:30:48,279 --> 00:30:50,114
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]
756
00:30:52,550 --> 00:30:54,952
Fitch:
CONGRATULATIONS.
757
00:30:54,952 --> 00:30:57,555
I MEAN, I REALLY WISH
YOU WOULD'VE TOLD ME YOURSELF,
758
00:30:57,555 --> 00:30:59,056
SERIOUSLY, BUT CONGRATS.
759
00:30:59,056 --> 00:31:00,424
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
760
00:31:00,424 --> 00:31:01,425
YOUR SCHOLARSHIP
APPLICATION.
761
00:31:01,425 --> 00:31:03,327
THEY POSTED THE FINALISTS
THIS MORNING.
762
00:31:03,327 --> 00:31:05,296
WHAT APPLICATION?
"WHAT APPLICATION?"
763
00:31:05,296 --> 00:31:07,198
YEAH.
COME ON, YOU BIG QUEEN!
764
00:31:07,198 --> 00:31:08,532
YOU DON'T HAVE TO HIDE
IN THE CLOSET ANYMORE.
WHAT?
765
00:31:08,532 --> 00:31:10,167
THAT'S THE POINT, RIGHT?
766
00:31:10,167 --> 00:31:12,236
I'M PRETTY CONFUSED BY
YOUR WHOLE -- YOUR WHOLE THING.
767
00:31:12,236 --> 00:31:13,571
I DON'T...
768
00:31:13,571 --> 00:31:15,439
Y-YOU CAN'T KEEP
PLAYING IT COY, MAN.
769
00:31:15,439 --> 00:31:16,807
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS --
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
770
00:31:16,807 --> 00:31:18,075
THEY POSTED IT.
POSTED WHAT?
771
00:31:20,177 --> 00:31:21,845
[ LAUGHS ]
772
00:31:21,845 --> 00:31:23,414
GOD, SHE'S TRYING TO GET ME
KILLED. OH, MY GOD.
773
00:31:23,414 --> 00:31:25,115
WHAT?
[ CHEERING ]
774
00:31:25,115 --> 00:31:26,350
THERE HE IS!
775
00:31:26,350 --> 00:31:28,319
LLOYD, COME ON UP HERE!
WHAT?
776
00:31:28,319 --> 00:31:29,353
COME ON!
777
00:31:29,353 --> 00:31:30,454
I-I THINK THEY WANT YOU
778
00:31:30,454 --> 00:31:31,522
TO BE IN --
IN PROM COURT!
779
00:31:31,522 --> 00:31:33,224
LET'S LOOK AT YOU.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
780
00:31:33,224 --> 00:31:34,491
YOU LOOK GREAT.
THIS IS GREAT.
HELP! NO!
781
00:31:34,491 --> 00:31:37,294
IT'S 2014!
BEING GAY IS COOL NOW!
782
00:31:37,294 --> 00:31:39,563
I AM SO PROUD TO WELCOME
783
00:31:39,563 --> 00:31:42,099
OUR VERY FIRST
OPENLY GAY CANDIDATE, LLOYD --
784
00:31:42,099 --> 00:31:43,167
WHAT'S YOUR LAST NAME?
785
00:31:43,167 --> 00:31:44,468
UH, C-C-COOPER.
786
00:31:44,468 --> 00:31:45,903
LLOYD COOPER!
787
00:31:45,903 --> 00:31:49,206
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
788
00:32:07,024 --> 00:32:09,226
[ SIGHS ] HI.
789
00:32:09,226 --> 00:32:11,395
HEY.
HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
790
00:32:11,395 --> 00:32:12,896
SERIOUSLY, MOM?
WHAT?
791
00:32:12,896 --> 00:32:15,799
DON'T PLAY INNOCENT.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
792
00:32:15,799 --> 00:32:17,968
PROM COURTS?
793
00:32:17,968 --> 00:32:19,069
YEAH.
794
00:32:19,069 --> 00:32:20,104
MOM, MOST OF THE PEOPLE
AT THIS SCHOOL,
795
00:32:20,104 --> 00:32:21,038
THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHO I AM.
796
00:32:21,038 --> 00:32:23,107
THEY DO NOW.
797
00:32:23,107 --> 00:32:24,541
ALSO, THANKS FOR TELLING
THE WHOLE SCHOOL I'M GAY.
798
00:32:24,541 --> 00:32:27,144
WELL, I JUST FIGURED.
COME ON, YOU AND FITCH.
799
00:32:27,144 --> 00:32:29,346
ME AND F--
WHAT?! FITCH?!
800
00:32:29,346 --> 00:32:30,814
HE'S YOUR ONLY FRIEND.
801
00:32:30,814 --> 00:32:32,516
SO WE'RE GAY?
YEAH?
802
00:32:32,516 --> 00:32:35,386
I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
803
00:32:35,386 --> 00:32:37,554
ALL I HAVE IS THIS [SIGHS]
804
00:32:37,554 --> 00:32:39,256
CRAZY MOM.
805
00:32:39,256 --> 00:32:41,325
THAT'S ALL I HAVE.
806
00:32:41,325 --> 00:32:43,294
[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
807
00:32:43,294 --> 00:32:46,530
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ]
808
00:32:46,530 --> 00:32:47,998
ALL RIGHT, NEXT?
809
00:32:47,998 --> 00:32:49,366
HEY.
810
00:32:49,366 --> 00:32:51,201
YES, YOU, LLOYD.
811
00:32:51,201 --> 00:32:52,870
OH, COME HERE.
812
00:32:52,870 --> 00:32:54,371
FIX THAT.
813
00:32:54,371 --> 00:32:56,140
THERE YOU GO.
814
00:32:56,140 --> 00:32:57,174
THANKS.
815
00:32:57,174 --> 00:32:58,909
HAVING FUN?
816
00:32:58,909 --> 00:33:01,578
NO, NOT REALLY.
THIS ISN'T REALLY MY THING.
817
00:33:01,578 --> 00:33:03,514
YEAH.
IT'S A SHIT SHOW.
818
00:33:03,514 --> 00:33:05,049
EXCUSE ME?
819
00:33:05,049 --> 00:33:06,150
OH, I MEAN, COME ON.
820
00:33:06,150 --> 00:33:08,085
PROM COURT, WINTER FORMAL COURT,
SADIE'S, MORP --
821
00:33:08,085 --> 00:33:09,853
IT'S ALL THE SAME
BORING PAGEANT.
822
00:33:09,853 --> 00:33:12,189
YOU'RE NOT LIKE THE OTHER GIRLS,
IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN.
823
00:33:12,189 --> 00:33:13,857
[ CHUCKLES ] NO.
824
00:33:13,857 --> 00:33:15,526
I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS ONE
TO BE DONE.
825
00:33:15,526 --> 00:33:17,428
THEN FINALLY MY CRAZY MOM
MIGHT CALM DOWN.
826
00:33:17,428 --> 00:33:18,896
I KNOW
WHAT YOU MEAN THERE.
827
00:33:18,896 --> 00:33:21,031
MY MOM HAD A FULL-ON
ANXIETY ATTACK,
828
00:33:21,031 --> 00:33:22,099
WOULDN'T ADMIT IT.
829
00:33:22,099 --> 00:33:23,867
MY MOM HATES YOUR MOM.
830
00:33:23,867 --> 00:33:25,436
I CAN'T SAY I BLAME HER
FOR THAT.
831
00:33:25,436 --> 00:33:28,038
MY MOM HAS WHAT I LIKE TO CALL
A "POLARIZING" PERSONALITY,
832
00:33:28,038 --> 00:33:29,840
WHICH REALLY
IS JUST A NICE WAY
833
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:31,308
OF SAYING SHE'S
PROBABLY BIPOLAR.
834
00:33:31,308 --> 00:33:33,210
[ CHUCKLES ] OH.
[ CHUCKLES ] IT'S NOT FUNNY.
835
00:33:33,210 --> 00:33:34,478
NO, NO, OF COURSE NOT.
836
00:33:34,478 --> 00:33:36,947
BUT IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL
ANY BETTER...
837
00:33:36,947 --> 00:33:40,117
ANYONE WHO MANAGES TO PISS OFF
MY MOM IS GOOD IN MY BOOK.
838
00:33:40,117 --> 00:33:41,418
ALL RIGHT.
[ LAUGHS ]
839
00:33:41,418 --> 00:33:42,853
ALL RIGHT,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
840
00:33:42,853 --> 00:33:44,254
SHOULD WE GET THIS
OVER WITH?
841
00:33:44,254 --> 00:33:45,389
YES, PLEASE.
842
00:33:45,389 --> 00:33:47,358
TRY NOT TO TAKE THIS ALL
SO SERIOUSLY.
843
00:33:47,358 --> 00:33:49,893
I'LL TRY.
844
00:33:49,893 --> 00:33:52,096
AND DON'T BE AFRAID TO SAY HI
TO ME ON CAMPUS.
845
00:33:52,096 --> 00:33:54,331
WE'RE FRIENDS NOW.
COME ON.
846
00:33:54,331 --> 00:33:55,899
Ansel: GREAT.
847
00:33:55,899 --> 00:33:57,968
TRY TO LOOK LIKE
YOU'RE ENJOYING YOURSELVES.
848
00:33:59,403 --> 00:34:01,038
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
849
00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:05,542
[ COMPUTER CHIMES ]
850
00:34:08,312 --> 00:34:09,947
[ CHIMES ]
851
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:19,990
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
852
00:34:19,990 --> 00:34:23,127
HEY.
853
00:34:23,127 --> 00:34:25,429
HEY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
854
00:34:25,429 --> 00:34:27,364
YOU ASKED ME
TO TALK TO HIM.
855
00:34:27,364 --> 00:34:29,967
I LIKE THE RED!
856
00:34:29,967 --> 00:34:33,804
RIGHT? [ CHUCKLES ]
I LOOK GREAT, RIGHT?
857
00:34:33,804 --> 00:34:34,905
I LIKE IT.
858
00:34:34,905 --> 00:34:36,240
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
GET --
859
00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:38,208
WOW!
OKAY, ALL RI--
860
00:34:38,208 --> 00:34:40,377
OKAY. OH, DON'T...
861
00:34:40,377 --> 00:34:41,845
WHY NOT?
862
00:34:41,845 --> 00:34:43,414
OKAY, THAT'S GOOD.
THAT IS SO GOOD.
863
00:34:43,414 --> 00:34:46,350
YEAH, IT IS SO --
SO SOFT.
864
00:34:46,350 --> 00:34:48,152
OH, MY GOD.
865
00:34:48,152 --> 00:34:50,220
OKAY, ALL RIGHT. COME HERE,
I'M GONNA SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
866
00:34:50,220 --> 00:34:51,288
CUT IT OUT!
867
00:34:51,288 --> 00:34:53,157
READY?
868
00:34:53,157 --> 00:34:54,491
YEAH, I'M READY.
869
00:34:54,491 --> 00:34:55,893
THIS!
870
00:34:55,893 --> 00:34:58,595
[ CHIMES ]
871
00:34:58,595 --> 00:35:00,864
IT'S A NICE PICTURE.
YEAH.
872
00:35:00,864 --> 00:35:02,166
NOW I NEED
SOME HOBBIES SO...
873
00:35:02,166 --> 00:35:04,401
SO HE DOESN'T SEEM LIKE
SUCH A NERD.
874
00:35:04,401 --> 00:35:06,403
LIKE READING AND TV,
WHAT ELSE DOES HE --
875
00:35:06,403 --> 00:35:08,105
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
876
00:35:08,105 --> 00:35:10,908
I'M CREATING A PROFILE SO HE
DOESN'T GO TO PROM ALONE.
877
00:35:10,908 --> 00:35:13,110
[ CHIMES ]
YOU'RE CREATING
A FAKE PROFILE
878
00:35:13,110 --> 00:35:14,878
TO PROCURE YOUNG MEN ONLINE
FOR LLOYD?
879
00:35:14,878 --> 00:35:16,113
KINDA, YEAH.
880
00:35:16,113 --> 00:35:18,115
WHAT -- HAVE YOU SEEN
"TO CATCH A PREDATOR"?
881
00:35:18,115 --> 00:35:20,384
IT'S NOT A FAKE PROFILE
IF YOU KNOW THE PERSON.
[ SCOFFS ]
882
00:35:20,384 --> 00:35:22,019
I'M JUST GONNA GO THROUGH
THE BEST ONES
883
00:35:22,019 --> 00:35:23,554
AND JUST PICK SOME GUYS
THAT COULD GO --
884
00:35:23,554 --> 00:35:27,257
OKAY, DON'T TELL HIM.
885
00:35:27,257 --> 00:35:29,526
IT JUST SEEMS WRONG.
886
00:35:29,526 --> 00:35:31,295
HEY,
IT'S NOT THAT WRONG.
887
00:35:33,564 --> 00:35:35,866
[ SIGHS ]
I'M GONNA GO TALK TO HIM.
888
00:35:35,866 --> 00:35:38,101
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
889
00:35:38,101 --> 00:35:39,236
KNOCK KNOCK!
Lloyd: YEAH?
890
00:35:39,236 --> 00:35:40,404
HAD DINNER?
891
00:35:40,404 --> 00:35:42,272
YEAH.
PERFECT.
892
00:35:42,272 --> 00:35:45,442
LET'S GO OUT
FOR AFTER-DINNER DRINKS.
893
00:35:45,442 --> 00:35:47,244
YOU KNOW I'M 17,
RIGHT?
894
00:35:47,244 --> 00:35:50,280
IF MY SON'S NEARLY OLD ENOUGH
TO BE SHIPPED OFF TO WAR,
895
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:52,216
HE CAN HAVE A DRINK
WITH HIS DAD.
896
00:35:52,216 --> 00:35:54,451
COME ON, LET'S GO.
I KNOW A PLACE.
897
00:35:54,451 --> 00:35:59,156
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
898
00:35:59,156 --> 00:36:02,292
AH, CHRISTY.
GOOD EVENING.
899
00:36:02,292 --> 00:36:04,328
WHISKEY FOR ME...
900
00:36:04,328 --> 00:36:05,562
AND ONE FOR LLOYD.
901
00:36:05,562 --> 00:36:07,030
OOH.
902
00:36:07,030 --> 00:36:08,232
WE GONNA DO SHOTS?
903
00:36:08,232 --> 00:36:09,500
YEAH.
904
00:36:09,500 --> 00:36:11,902
YOU KNOW I DON'T DRINK,
RIGHT?
905
00:36:11,902 --> 00:36:13,437
WELL, NOW YOU WILL.
906
00:36:13,437 --> 00:36:15,572
[ British accent ]
BE A NAUGHTY BOY TONIGHT.
907
00:36:15,572 --> 00:36:18,842
YEAH, THIS IS, UH -- THIS IS
THE FIRST ONE, ACTUALLY.
908
00:36:18,842 --> 00:36:21,211
THIS IS YOUR FIRST DRINK?
909
00:36:21,211 --> 00:36:22,946
YEP.
910
00:36:22,946 --> 00:36:24,248
WELL, THERE'S ALWAYS
GOTTA BE A FIRST.
911
00:36:24,248 --> 00:36:25,582
SURE.
912
00:36:25,582 --> 00:36:28,218
BOTTOMS UP, COWBOYS!
ALL RIGHT.
913
00:36:28,218 --> 00:36:30,420
THANK YOU, COWGIRL.
914
00:36:30,420 --> 00:36:32,189
ALL RIGHT.
915
00:36:34,391 --> 00:36:36,560
[ GAGS ] MMM!
916
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:38,295
AHH.
THAT'S A GOOD START.
917
00:36:38,295 --> 00:36:39,863
WHOO!
918
00:36:39,863 --> 00:36:41,565
COME ON, COME ON,
COME ON, COME ON.
919
00:36:41,565 --> 00:36:43,500
YOU DRANK THE WHOLE THING?
COME ON!
920
00:36:43,500 --> 00:36:46,370
OKAY. ALL RIGHT, OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
921
00:36:46,370 --> 00:36:50,274
WE ARE NOT LEAVING THIS BAR
UNTIL YOU ARE NICE AND DRUNK.
922
00:36:50,274 --> 00:36:52,342
WHOO!
923
00:36:52,342 --> 00:36:53,844
ANOTHER ONE FOR ME.
924
00:36:53,844 --> 00:36:55,846
YOU'RE GOING FOR ANOTHER?
OH, MY GOD!
925
00:36:55,846 --> 00:36:57,314
AND WE ARE GONNA TALK...
926
00:36:57,314 --> 00:36:59,816
AND DRINK,
927
00:36:59,816 --> 00:37:03,186
AND YOU ARE GONNA LOVE IT,
GOD DAMN IT.
928
00:37:03,186 --> 00:37:05,489
BE RIGHT BACK.
ALL RIGHT.
929
00:37:05,489 --> 00:37:08,959
[ SIGHS ] UM...
930
00:37:08,959 --> 00:37:10,160
UH, EXCUSE ME, MISS?
931
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:13,330
YOU CAN CALL ME CHRISTY,
DARLIN'.
932
00:37:13,330 --> 00:37:16,466
OKAY, UH, CHRISTY,
WHEN YOU POOR OUR SHOTS,
933
00:37:16,466 --> 00:37:18,869
CAN YOU WATER MINE DOWN?
934
00:37:18,869 --> 00:37:20,537
AW, OKAY.
935
00:37:20,537 --> 00:37:23,473
LIKE, MAYBE ALL WATER?
936
00:37:23,473 --> 00:37:25,409
OKAY, HONEY.
PLEASE?
937
00:37:25,409 --> 00:37:27,377
THANK YOU.
938
00:37:27,377 --> 00:37:28,879
[ MOANS ]
939
00:37:28,879 --> 00:37:31,949
SO...
SO...
940
00:37:31,949 --> 00:37:34,518
...GIVE DAD THE 411.
941
00:37:34,518 --> 00:37:36,386
NOBODY SAYS 411 ANYMORE,
DAD,
942
00:37:36,386 --> 00:37:38,555
UNLESS THEY'RE ON
DISNEY CHANNEL.
943
00:37:38,555 --> 00:37:41,525
ALL RIGHT,
CURRENT EVENTS.
944
00:37:41,525 --> 00:37:43,026
FILL ME IN.
945
00:37:43,026 --> 00:37:46,196
LOVE, LIFE,
PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS.
946
00:37:46,196 --> 00:37:50,233
WELL, STEADY AS SHE GOES,
I GUESS.
947
00:37:50,233 --> 00:37:54,004
THAT'S IT?
THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GIVING ME?
948
00:37:54,004 --> 00:37:55,372
COME ON [CHUCKLES]
YOU CAN TALK ABOUT ANYTHING!
949
00:37:55,372 --> 00:37:57,874
YOU CAN TALK ABOUT,
YOU KNOW...
950
00:37:57,874 --> 00:38:01,111
SCHOOL, FRIENDS,
GRADUATION,
951
00:38:01,111 --> 00:38:03,146
LOVE LIFE...
952
00:38:03,146 --> 00:38:04,414
BOYFRIENDS.
953
00:38:04,414 --> 00:38:06,049
GOD, YOU TOO?
954
00:38:06,049 --> 00:38:07,884
DID MOM PUT YOU UP TO THIS
OR SOMETHING?
955
00:38:07,884 --> 00:38:10,587
NO.
ABSOLUTELY NO.
956
00:38:10,587 --> 00:38:12,089
GOOD.
957
00:38:12,089 --> 00:38:13,457
BUT,
IF YOU'RE UNCOMFORTABLE...
958
00:38:13,457 --> 00:38:15,192
NO, IT'S N-- I'M NOT --
959
00:38:15,192 --> 00:38:16,526
NO, REALLY, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO TALK ABOUT IT.
960
00:38:16,526 --> 00:38:18,295
I'M NOT UNCOMFORTABLE
TALKING ABOUT IT,
961
00:38:18,295 --> 00:38:19,896
I JUST -- I HATE EVERYBODY
TRYING TO PUT A LABEL ON ME.
962
00:38:19,896 --> 00:38:21,598
CAN I JUST BE UNDECLARED?
963
00:38:21,598 --> 00:38:25,969
JUST YOU AND ME.
964
00:38:25,969 --> 00:38:32,275
JUST...NOTHING YOU SAY
WILL EVER BE REPEATED.
965
00:38:33,844 --> 00:38:35,145
YOU DO HAVE A QUESTION.
966
00:38:35,145 --> 00:38:36,513
UH...
967
00:38:36,513 --> 00:38:39,082
SPIT 'EM.
968
00:38:39,082 --> 00:38:41,818
HOW DID YOU KNOW
YOU WERE STRAIGHT?
969
00:38:41,818 --> 00:38:44,588
WELL,
THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
970
00:38:44,588 --> 00:38:47,457
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
971
00:38:47,457 --> 00:38:51,962
I GUESS I JUST KNEW.
972
00:38:51,962 --> 00:38:55,065
DID YOU EVER EXPERIMENT
OR ANYTHING?
973
00:38:55,065 --> 00:38:58,435
GUYS HIT ON ME ALL THE TIME.
I MEAN, FOR YEARS.
974
00:38:58,435 --> 00:39:00,137
REALLY?
YEAH.
975
00:39:00,137 --> 00:39:03,173
I MEAN, I -- YOU KNOW,
I KISSED A GUY ONCE,
976
00:39:03,173 --> 00:39:05,876
AND HE FOLLOWED ME
INTO THE BATHROOM.
REALLY?
977
00:39:05,876 --> 00:39:07,911
I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW,
BUT NOTHING REALLY HAPPENED,
978
00:39:07,911 --> 00:39:09,312
YOU KNOW?
NOTHING REALLY...
979
00:39:09,312 --> 00:39:12,315
BUT ENOUGH TO KNOW
YOU DON'T LIKE IT.
980
00:39:12,315 --> 00:39:14,251
OH, I WOULDN'T SAY THAT.
981
00:39:14,251 --> 00:39:18,321
I GUESS I JUST WASN'T
REALLY ATTRACTED TO GUYS.
982
00:39:18,321 --> 00:39:21,191
CAN I ASK YOU
A PERSONAL QUESTION?
983
00:39:21,191 --> 00:39:23,093
WHAT GIVES YOU A BONER?
984
00:39:23,093 --> 00:39:27,064
DAD, I'M 17.
EVERYTHING GIVES ME A BONER.
985
00:39:27,064 --> 00:39:29,900
A SLIGHT CHANGE IN THE WEATHER
GIVES ME A BONER.
986
00:39:29,900 --> 00:39:31,568
CALCULUS GIVES ME A BONER.
987
00:39:31,568 --> 00:39:33,570
I'M NOT KIDDING!
988
00:39:33,570 --> 00:39:36,173
YOU ARE MY SON
AFTER ALL.
989
00:39:36,173 --> 00:39:37,974
NOT REALLY, NOT QUITE, NO.
YES, YOU ARE! YES!
990
00:39:37,974 --> 00:39:41,144
I'M -- I'M A VIRGIN.
YEAH.
991
00:39:41,144 --> 00:39:43,046
WELL, I KNEW THAT.
I SORT OF GUESSED THAT.
992
00:39:43,046 --> 00:39:46,349
NEVER EVEN BEEN KISSED --
BOY OR GIRL.
993
00:39:46,349 --> 00:39:48,585
NO.
NOTHIN'.
994
00:39:48,585 --> 00:39:50,087
OH, MY GOD.
995
00:39:50,087 --> 00:39:54,091
BY YOUR AGE,
I MEAN, JESUS.
996
00:39:54,091 --> 00:39:55,826
MAYBE I'M JUST YOUNG
AND IDEALISTIC,
997
00:39:55,826 --> 00:39:58,962
BUT I-I THINK IT SHOULD MEAN...
SOMETHING.
998
00:39:58,962 --> 00:40:02,365
I MEAN, I TH-- THERE'S MAYBE
THREE PEOPLE I CAN THINK OF
999
00:40:02,365 --> 00:40:04,835
THAT I WOULD EVEN CONTEMPLATE
SLEEPING WITH
1000
00:40:04,835 --> 00:40:09,372
WHO ARE NI-- NICE PEOPLE,
ATTRACTIVE PHYSICALLY,
1001
00:40:09,372 --> 00:40:11,174
AND, YEAH, ONE OF THEM
HAPPENS TO BE A GUY,
1002
00:40:11,174 --> 00:40:12,509
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN
I'M READY
1003
00:40:12,509 --> 00:40:14,144
TO JUMP INTO BED WITH HIM
RIGHT AWAY.
1004
00:40:14,144 --> 00:40:19,483
I DON'T KNO-- I DON'T KNOW!
I DON'T KNOW.
1005
00:40:19,483 --> 00:40:24,221
ALL RIGHT. COOL.
1006
00:40:24,221 --> 00:40:26,223
YOU'RE FINE.
1007
00:40:26,223 --> 00:40:30,127
JUST RELAX,
TAKE YOUR TIME.
1008
00:40:30,127 --> 00:40:32,062
YOU'LL FIGURE IT OUT.
1009
00:40:32,062 --> 00:40:34,397
NO MATTER
WHAT YOU DO OR SAY,
1010
00:40:34,397 --> 00:40:37,200
YOU'RE NOT GONNA CHANGE
MY FEELINGS ABOUT YOU.
1011
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:40,837
AND I'VE DONE SOME BAD,
TERRIBLE,
1012
00:40:40,837 --> 00:40:44,107
IRRESPONSIBLE THINGS
IN MY LIFE,
1013
00:40:44,107 --> 00:40:47,177
AND I-I'M NOT IN A POSITION
TO JUDGE ANYONE ELSE,
1014
00:40:47,177 --> 00:40:50,313
LEAST OF ALL MY SON --
1015
00:40:50,313 --> 00:40:55,118
OF WHO I AM VERY, VERY PROUD,
BY THE WAY.
1016
00:40:55,118 --> 00:41:00,157
THANKS, DAD.
THAT'S...REALLY GOOD TO HEAR.
1017
00:41:02,325 --> 00:41:05,061
[ BIRD CHIRPING ]
1018
00:41:29,319 --> 00:41:32,022
YES! MOM!
1019
00:41:32,022 --> 00:41:33,824
I'M IN HERE!
MOM, MOM, MOM, COME HERE!
1020
00:41:33,824 --> 00:41:35,225
[ YELPS ]
YAHOO!
1021
00:41:35,225 --> 00:41:36,560
LOOK!
LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK!
1022
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:37,994
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1023
00:41:37,994 --> 00:41:38,962
LOOK, LOOK, LOOK!
IT'S HERE!
1024
00:41:38,962 --> 00:41:39,963
WHAT IS THAT?
READ IT.
1025
00:41:39,963 --> 00:41:41,164
[ SCREAMS ]
RIGHT?
1026
00:41:41,164 --> 00:41:43,099
MY GOD!
1027
00:41:43,099 --> 00:41:44,568
YEAH, YOU DID!
1028
00:41:44,568 --> 00:41:46,369
WE HAVE A GOOD CHANCE
AT THE SCHOLARSHIP, RIGHT?
1029
00:41:46,369 --> 00:41:49,272
OF COURSE. YES.
YEAH, WE'LL MAKE IT WORK.
YES. OH, GOD!
1030
00:41:49,272 --> 00:41:50,540
OH, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU!
1031
00:41:50,540 --> 00:41:52,042
OH, I NEED TO GET
YOU SOME LUGGAGE!
1032
00:41:52,042 --> 00:41:53,376
I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU.
ALL RIGHT?
1033
00:41:53,376 --> 00:41:55,312
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
OH, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
1034
00:41:55,312 --> 00:41:57,347
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
I'M SO PROUD!
YEAH!
1035
00:41:57,347 --> 00:41:58,582
SO PROUD!
1036
00:41:58,582 --> 00:42:01,218
[ LAUGHS ]
1037
00:42:05,188 --> 00:42:06,957
SO THAT'S IT.
THAT'S HIS COLLEGE,
1038
00:42:06,957 --> 00:42:09,159
AND YOU GOTTA TRUST ME,
AND YOU CAN'T GET WEIRD.
1039
00:42:09,159 --> 00:42:11,595
JUST GO WITH WHAT I DO.
IT'S GONNA BE FUN!
1040
00:42:11,595 --> 00:42:13,196
IS THERE BOOZE IN HERE?
1041
00:42:13,196 --> 00:42:15,131
HI! WELCOME TO TIN HORN FLATS.
HOW MANY?
1042
00:42:15,131 --> 00:42:16,466
OH, TABLE FOR FOUR,
PLEASE.
1043
00:42:16,466 --> 00:42:17,901
YOU GOT IT.
THREE.
1044
00:42:17,901 --> 00:42:20,170
RIGHT THIS WAY.
WE'RE ACTUALLY FOUR.
1045
00:42:20,170 --> 00:42:23,340
WHAT? NO. WHO?
WHAT? WHO'S THE FOURTH?
1046
00:42:23,340 --> 00:42:25,876
JUST...NOTHIN'.
WE HAVE FOUR PEOPLE TONIGHT.
1047
00:42:25,876 --> 00:42:26,977
MAGGIE...
1048
00:42:26,977 --> 00:42:28,812
WHO'S THE FOURTH?
1049
00:42:28,812 --> 00:42:30,080
JUST A FRIEND.
1050
00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:31,214
WHO?
1051
00:42:31,214 --> 00:42:33,149
THEY STACK
ONION RINGS HERE.
1052
00:42:33,149 --> 00:42:35,051
HEY.
HI.
1053
00:42:35,051 --> 00:42:36,987
AWW, MY FUTURE
EAST COAST RESIDENT.
1054
00:42:36,987 --> 00:42:38,154
HOWDY.
Max: HI.
1055
00:42:38,154 --> 00:42:40,223
HI. WOULD YOU LIKE ME
TO WAIT FOR YOUR WHOLE PARTY
1056
00:42:40,223 --> 00:42:42,158
TO ARRIVE
BEFORE I TAKE YOUR ORDER?
1057
00:42:42,158 --> 00:42:43,093
WELL, WHY DON'T WE JUST GET
SOME ONION RINGS?
1058
00:42:43,093 --> 00:42:44,427
THE BIG TALL STACK
OF THEM,
1059
00:42:44,427 --> 00:42:47,163
AND, UM, COULD YOU
GET ME A MARGARITA?
1060
00:42:47,163 --> 00:42:48,298
A, JUST -- DO YOU HAVE,
UH, TWO SIZES?
1061
00:42:48,298 --> 00:42:49,933
YEAH.
OKAY, I'LL HAVE THE VENTI.
1062
00:42:49,933 --> 00:42:51,968
THE LARGE.
YEAH. THANK YOU.
1063
00:42:51,968 --> 00:42:53,136
GOT IT, RIGHT AWAY.
1064
00:42:53,136 --> 00:42:54,337
IS THERE
SOMEONE ELSE COMING?
1065
00:42:54,337 --> 00:42:56,139
JUST A FRIEND
IS COMING TO JOIN US.
1066
00:42:56,139 --> 00:42:57,207
YEAH,
AND I JUST WANNA SAY
1067
00:42:57,207 --> 00:42:58,942
THAT I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING
TO DO
1068
00:42:58,942 --> 00:43:00,944
WITH ORCHESTRATING THE EVENTS
THAT ARE ABOUT TO OCCUR.
1069
00:43:00,944 --> 00:43:04,314
I JUST CAME HERE TO CELEBRATE
YOU GETTING INTO NYU.
1070
00:43:04,314 --> 00:43:06,850
MAGGIE, HELLO, DARLING.
YOU MUST BE DAD.
1071
00:43:06,850 --> 00:43:09,152
[ GASPS ]
AND THIS MUST BE LLOYD.
1072
00:43:09,152 --> 00:43:11,121
HELLO.
YEAH, HI.
1073
00:43:11,121 --> 00:43:12,255
PARKER.
LOVELY TO MEET YOU.
1074
00:43:12,255 --> 00:43:13,924
HI, PARKER.
1075
00:43:13,924 --> 00:43:16,293
DO YOU WANNA ASK,
UM, PARKER
1076
00:43:16,293 --> 00:43:19,095
ABOUT, UH,
WHERE HE GOES TO SCHOOL
1077
00:43:19,095 --> 00:43:21,364
OR, UM, WHO CUTS
HIS HAIR?
1078
00:43:21,364 --> 00:43:22,565
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
1079
00:43:22,565 --> 00:43:24,034
WELL, I GO TO FIDM,
1080
00:43:24,034 --> 00:43:26,336
AND I GET MY HAIR CUT
AT CHOP CHOP SALON.
1081
00:43:26,336 --> 00:43:27,938
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
1082
00:43:27,938 --> 00:43:29,339
UM...
1083
00:43:29,339 --> 00:43:31,942
I CUT HIS HAIR.
1084
00:43:31,942 --> 00:43:34,244
OH! [ GIGGLES ]
THAT'S NICE. [ CHUCKLES ]
1085
00:43:34,244 --> 00:43:36,012
ON FRIDAY,
HE DID HIS OWN BANGS.
1086
00:43:36,012 --> 00:43:37,314
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
1087
00:43:37,314 --> 00:43:38,915
ALL RIGHT. UM, WELL,
1088
00:43:38,915 --> 00:43:40,350
I THINK I'M JUST GONNA HEAD OVER
TO THE RESTROOM
1089
00:43:40,350 --> 00:43:42,018
AND WASH MY HANDS
BEFORE WE HAVE DINNER.
1090
00:43:42,018 --> 00:43:42,953
BUT YOU'RE COMING BACK,
RIGHT?
1091
00:43:42,953 --> 00:43:44,387
SURE, MM-HMM.
1092
00:43:45,855 --> 00:43:47,390
IS THIS SOME KIND
OF FIX-UP DATE?
1093
00:43:47,390 --> 00:43:50,827
NO, IT IS JUST
A GATHERING OF FRIENDS.
1094
00:43:50,827 --> 00:43:52,162
THAT'S IT.
1095
00:43:52,162 --> 00:43:53,229
NO. I'M OUT OF HERE.
NO!
1096
00:43:53,229 --> 00:43:54,931
YOU CAN MAKE UP WHATEVER
EXCUSE YOU WANT,
1097
00:43:54,931 --> 00:43:56,132
I'M LEAVING.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER, DAD.
1098
00:43:56,132 --> 00:43:57,500
LLOYD, PLEASE,
JUST A SECOND!
1099
00:43:57,500 --> 00:44:00,403
LLOYD, SCHOLARSHIP, PLEASE!
THE SCHOLARSHIP.
1100
00:44:00,403 --> 00:44:02,405
Just come here.
1101
00:44:02,405 --> 00:44:03,974
JUST COME HERE.
1102
00:44:03,974 --> 00:44:06,009
THE SCHOLARSHIP REP
1103
00:44:06,009 --> 00:44:08,812
IS GOING TO ASK YOU QUESTIONS
ABOUT YOUR GAY EXPERIENCE.
1104
00:44:08,812 --> 00:44:11,982
I MEAN, DO YOU EVEN
HAVE ANY GAY FRIENDS?
1105
00:44:11,982 --> 00:44:15,151
YOU'VE GOT TO KNOW SOMETHING
ABOUT THE GAY LIFESTYLE.
1106
00:44:15,151 --> 00:44:19,222
PARKER, I'M SURE, IS FILLED
WITH LOTS OF INSIGHTS.
1107
00:44:19,222 --> 00:44:20,123
PLEASE, WILL YOU SIT,
PLEASE?
1108
00:44:20,123 --> 00:44:21,825
Just sit down.
1109
00:44:21,825 --> 00:44:24,928
[ GROANS ]
1110
00:44:24,928 --> 00:44:26,563
ALL RIGHT.
1111
00:44:29,232 --> 00:44:31,801
HOW BAD COULD IT GET,
RIGHT?
1112
00:44:31,801 --> 00:44:35,305
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT CAME OVER
MITCHELL THE OTHER DAY.
1113
00:44:35,305 --> 00:44:37,273
I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE
WE'RE EVEN SERIOUSLY DATING.
1114
00:44:37,273 --> 00:44:39,342
IT'S NOT MY FAULT HE LIKES TO
BUY ME EXPENSIVE THINGS, OKAY?
1115
00:44:39,342 --> 00:44:41,244
I MEAN, I FEEL LIKE
I'M A PRETTY CHILL GUY.
1116
00:44:41,244 --> 00:44:43,079
SO THEN I JUST SAID
TO MYSELF, "PARKER,
1117
00:44:43,079 --> 00:44:45,448
"WHAT ARE YOU SO AFRAID OF?
1118
00:44:45,448 --> 00:44:47,917
"GUYS ARE SUCH DRAMA QUEENS.
1119
00:44:47,917 --> 00:44:50,320
TAKE A DEEP BREATH,"
AND I JUST SAID,
1120
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:51,855
"CHOP IT ALL OFF.
1121
00:44:51,855 --> 00:44:53,390
JUST CHOP THIS NAPPY WEAVE
RIGHT OFF MY HEAD."
1122
00:44:53,390 --> 00:44:54,991
I'M REALLY EASYGOING.
1123
00:44:54,991 --> 00:44:56,459
I'M ALL ABOUT
THE LOW-MAINTENANCE, YOU KNOW?
1124
00:44:56,459 --> 00:44:58,061
YEAH, YOU SE-- YOU SEEM
VERY LOW-MAINTENANCE.
1125
00:44:58,061 --> 00:45:00,897
THAT IS SO CUTE
HOW AWKWARD HE IS!
1126
00:45:00,897 --> 00:45:02,065
AW!
1127
00:45:02,065 --> 00:45:03,433
IF YOU NEED ANY SUPPORT
1128
00:45:03,433 --> 00:45:05,969
OR ADVICE,
I'M HERE FOR YOU.
1129
00:45:05,969 --> 00:45:08,071
I'M INTO
REALLY MASCULINE GUYS,
1130
00:45:08,071 --> 00:45:10,106
LIKE, REALLY MANLY GUYS.
1131
00:45:10,106 --> 00:45:11,908
REALLY MANLY GUYS.
1132
00:45:11,908 --> 00:45:13,176
LIKE, IF I WANTED TO DATE
A GIRL, I WOULD.
1133
00:45:13,176 --> 00:45:14,878
EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE,
1134
00:45:14,878 --> 00:45:16,312
I FIND MYSELF ATTRACTED
1135
00:45:16,312 --> 00:45:19,149
TO SOMEBODY A LITTLE BIT
MORE...ANDROGYNOUS.
1136
00:45:19,149 --> 00:45:20,950
[ DRINK CRASHES ]
OH, JESUS!
1137
00:45:20,950 --> 00:45:22,052
DAD!
MY GOD!
1138
00:45:22,052 --> 00:45:24,187
REALLY?
I DON'T KNOW.
1139
00:45:24,187 --> 00:45:25,855
I- HE BETTER GO
TO THE BATHROOM.
1140
00:45:25,855 --> 00:45:26,923
YEAH.
1141
00:45:26,923 --> 00:45:28,858
I'LL HELP HIM.
1142
00:45:28,858 --> 00:45:30,126
GEEZ.
1143
00:45:30,126 --> 00:45:31,461
OH, MY GOD,
I HAD NO IDEA
1144
00:45:31,461 --> 00:45:33,096
HOW ELSE TO GET YOU OUT
OF THAT THING.
1145
00:45:33,096 --> 00:45:34,898
YOU COULD'VE JUST ASKED ME
TO EXCUSE MYSELF.
1146
00:45:34,898 --> 00:45:37,233
WELL, OKAY, MAYBE THAT WOULD'VE
BEEN A GOOD IDEA BACK THEN,
1147
00:45:37,233 --> 00:45:38,401
BUT I DIDN'T DO THAT.
1148
00:45:38,401 --> 00:45:41,071
SO THERE. HERE.
THANKS.
1149
00:45:41,071 --> 00:45:43,873
"HI, PARKER." "WHO ARE YOU?"
"I'M PARKER."
1150
00:45:43,873 --> 00:45:45,575
OOH-OOH-OOH!
1151
00:45:45,575 --> 00:45:47,844
I FEEL DUMBER FOR HAVING SAT
THROUGH THAT WHOLE THING.
1152
00:45:47,844 --> 00:45:49,212
MY GOD, SHE'S INSANE!
1153
00:45:49,212 --> 00:45:51,448
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
MAYBE I SHOULD TAKE IT.
1154
00:45:51,448 --> 00:45:53,983
COME ON, BE SERIOUS.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
1155
00:45:53,983 --> 00:45:55,585
YOU WANNA GET OUT OF HERE?
1156
00:45:55,585 --> 00:45:58,455
YEAH! BUT IF WE TRIED ANYTHING,
SHE'D HANDCUFF US TO THE BOOTH.
1157
00:45:58,455 --> 00:46:01,458
JUST HOW DESPERATELY DO YOU
WANNA GET OUT OF HERE?
1158
00:46:04,294 --> 00:46:05,862
[ CHOKING ]
Maggie: WHAT'S GOING ON?
1159
00:46:05,862 --> 00:46:07,130
Max: ARE YOU CHOKING?
ARE YOU OKAY?
1160
00:46:07,130 --> 00:46:08,598
OH, MY GOD.
NEED THE HEIMLICH?
1161
00:46:08,598 --> 00:46:10,900
HE CAN SPEAK!
WHAT?
THE BURGER?
1162
00:46:10,900 --> 00:46:11,935
PINEAPPLE!
1163
00:46:11,935 --> 00:46:12,869
SO?
PINEAPPLE?
1164
00:46:12,869 --> 00:46:14,838
HE'S ALLERGIC
TO PINEAPPLE!
1165
00:46:14,838 --> 00:46:16,239
HE'S NOT ALLERGIC
TO PINEAPPLE!
1166
00:46:16,239 --> 00:46:17,574
I BETTER TAKE HIM
TO THE HOSPITAL.
1167
00:46:17,574 --> 00:46:20,009
OH, MAN. I'LL RUSH HIM
TO THE HOSPITAL.
1168
00:46:20,009 --> 00:46:21,144
RIGHT.
1169
00:46:21,144 --> 00:46:23,179
THIS IS BAD!
I'LL CALL YOU.
1170
00:46:23,179 --> 00:46:26,015
[ SLURPS ]
1171
00:46:26,015 --> 00:46:27,417
OH, MY GOD!
1172
00:46:27,417 --> 00:46:30,420
[ BURPS ]
1173
00:46:30,420 --> 00:46:32,188
THANKS FOR GETTING ME
OUT OF THAT.
1174
00:46:32,188 --> 00:46:34,891
DON'T KID YOURSELF,
YOU OWE ME $2.50.
1175
00:46:34,891 --> 00:46:36,559
WH-- FOR GETTING ME
OUT OF THE DATE?
1176
00:46:36,559 --> 00:46:39,129
AND INTEREST. YOU WERE
EYEING THE STEAK KNIFE.
1177
00:46:39,129 --> 00:46:40,396
YEAH, I KNOW.
I JUST --
1178
00:46:40,396 --> 00:46:42,098
I THOUGHT SHE KNEW ME BETTER
THAN THAT.
1179
00:46:42,098 --> 00:46:44,033
WRONG AGAIN.
1180
00:46:44,033 --> 00:46:45,368
HEY YOU! [ LAUGHS ]
HEY!
1181
00:46:45,368 --> 00:46:47,537
FANCY SEEING YOU HERE.
1182
00:46:47,537 --> 00:46:49,472
HEY, UH, CARRIE,
THIS IS MY DAD, MAX.
1183
00:46:49,472 --> 00:46:50,874
HI, NICE TO MEET YOU.
1184
00:46:50,874 --> 00:46:51,975
NICE TO MEET YOU.
1185
00:46:51,975 --> 00:46:53,309
DAMN,
YOU GOT A HOT DAD, LLOYD.
1186
00:46:53,309 --> 00:46:54,978
THAT'S...
NOT WEIRD AT ALL.
1187
00:46:54,978 --> 00:46:57,480
I JUST MEAN I CAN SEE WHERE
YOU GET YOUR GOOD LOOKS FROM.
1188
00:46:57,480 --> 00:46:58,982
AH.
1189
00:46:58,982 --> 00:47:00,884
THE GIRLS AND I WERE JUST
HEADED TO THE BAR.
1190
00:47:00,884 --> 00:47:03,119
WHY?
PEGGY KNOWS THE BARTENDER.
1191
00:47:03,119 --> 00:47:05,255
WE WERE GONNA FLIRT WITH HIM,
TRY TO GET SOME FREE DRINKS.
1192
00:47:05,255 --> 00:47:06,222
DOES THAT REALLY WORK?
1193
00:47:06,222 --> 00:47:07,924
LLOYD.
COME ON!
1194
00:47:07,924 --> 00:47:10,126
A GROUP OF PRETTY GIRLS?
IT'S NOT THAT HARD.
1195
00:47:10,126 --> 00:47:12,262
OH, ALL RIGHT.
DO YOU WANNA COME WITH US?
1196
00:47:12,262 --> 00:47:13,997
NO, I'M ACTUALLY --
1197
00:47:13,997 --> 00:47:16,399
I'M GONNA HANG OUT
WITH MY DAD TONIGHT.
1198
00:47:16,399 --> 00:47:18,835
OH, OKAY. WELL, UH,
IF YOU WANNA JOIN,
1199
00:47:18,835 --> 00:47:22,105
WE'LL BE OVER THERE
GETTING DRUNK,
1200
00:47:22,105 --> 00:47:24,207
SO STOP BY, MAYBE?
1201
00:47:24,207 --> 00:47:26,209
MAYBE.
1202
00:47:26,209 --> 00:47:27,911
OKAY. THINK ABOUT IT.
ALL RIGHT.
1203
00:47:27,911 --> 00:47:29,245
BYE, LLOYD.
NICE TO MEET YOU, DAD.
1204
00:47:29,245 --> 00:47:30,280
NICE TO MEET YOU.
1205
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:32,182
BYE, CARRIE.
1206
00:47:32,182 --> 00:47:33,416
Young woman:
HE'S REALLY CUTE. [ LAUGHS ]
1207
00:47:33,416 --> 00:47:35,418
YOU SURE?
1208
00:47:35,418 --> 00:47:37,253
YEAH, IT'S FINE.
I'LL SEE HER AT SCHOOL.
1209
00:47:37,253 --> 00:47:38,588
SHE'S HOT.
1210
00:47:38,588 --> 00:47:40,590
DAD, COME ON.
WHAT?
1211
00:47:40,590 --> 00:47:43,059
IT'S A LITTLE CREEPY.
1212
00:47:43,059 --> 00:47:46,095
NOT -- IT'S NOT ABOUT ME,
IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU.
1213
00:47:46,095 --> 00:47:48,031
EYES ONLY FOR YOU.
1214
00:47:48,031 --> 00:47:49,566
OH, COME ON.
1215
00:47:49,566 --> 00:47:51,935
YEAH.
NO!
1216
00:47:51,935 --> 00:47:53,036
THE WAY SHE LOOKED AT YOU,
1217
00:47:53,036 --> 00:47:55,104
SHE TOUCHED YOU.
1218
00:47:55,104 --> 00:47:56,573
OKAY, SO?
1219
00:47:56,573 --> 00:47:59,108
NO, A-A CASUAL TOUCH BY A GIRL
IS NEVER BY ACCIDENT.
1220
00:47:59,108 --> 00:48:01,277
YOU'RE CRAZY.
I AM NOT CRAZY.
1221
00:48:01,277 --> 00:48:04,380
YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW GIRLS?
I'M PRETTY GOOD WITH THE GIRLS.
1222
00:48:04,380 --> 00:48:06,282
ARE YOU TRYING
TO STRAIGHTEN ME OUT?
1223
00:48:06,282 --> 00:48:08,384
NO.
1224
00:48:08,384 --> 00:48:10,353
I'M JUST,
MAYBE, HELPING YOU
1225
00:48:10,353 --> 00:48:13,289
BECOME A MORE COMPLETE VERSION
OF YOURSELF.
1226
00:48:13,289 --> 00:48:14,824
CAN WE GET OUT OF HERE?
1227
00:48:14,824 --> 00:48:16,826
YEAH.
YOU WANNA GO HOME?
1228
00:48:16,826 --> 00:48:19,529
NO! I DON'T WANNA GO HOME,
ANYWHERE BUT HOME.
1229
00:48:22,332 --> 00:48:24,500
[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]
1230
00:48:29,105 --> 00:48:31,808
WOW.
1231
00:48:31,808 --> 00:48:34,110
I LOVE
COMING BACK HERE, SON.
1232
00:48:34,110 --> 00:48:36,346
MM.
IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME.
1233
00:48:36,346 --> 00:48:39,449
USED TO SMOKE WEED BACK THERE
IN BETWEEN PERIODS.
1234
00:48:39,449 --> 00:48:41,985
YEAH?
YEAH.
1235
00:48:41,985 --> 00:48:43,853
I'LL DITCH CLASS SOMETIMES.
1236
00:48:43,853 --> 00:48:46,422
I'LL SIT AT THE BENCH
BY THE SOCCER FIELDS.
1237
00:48:46,422 --> 00:48:48,124
YOU DITCH CLASS?
1238
00:48:48,124 --> 00:48:49,892
YEAH.
I READ, BUT, YEAH.
1239
00:48:49,892 --> 00:48:51,427
REALLY?
YEAH.
1240
00:48:51,427 --> 00:48:53,997
OH, WOW, THIS IS WHERE
YOUR MOTHER WOULD EAT LUNCH
1241
00:48:53,997 --> 00:48:55,231
WITH HER FRIENDS
EVERY DAY.
1242
00:48:55,231 --> 00:48:56,466
HUH.
1243
00:48:56,466 --> 00:48:58,401
THAT, RIGHT THERE,
IS THE TREE
1244
00:48:58,401 --> 00:49:00,536
YOU SIT UNDER IF YOU WANNA GET
POOPED ON BY SQUIRRELS.
1245
00:49:00,536 --> 00:49:02,438
WELL, THAT'S KINDA
WHAT IT WAS LIKE,
1246
00:49:02,438 --> 00:49:04,207
UH, ROMANCING YOUR MOTHER.
1247
00:49:04,207 --> 00:49:06,843
[ CHUCKLES ]
1248
00:49:06,843 --> 00:49:08,444
WHAT'S THE MEANEST THING
YOU EVER DID IN HIGH SCHOOL?
1249
00:49:08,444 --> 00:49:11,381
ISN'T EVERYBODY A JERK
IN HIGH SCHOOL?
1250
00:49:11,381 --> 00:49:14,917
BEING MEAN, IT SOMEHOW EQUATES
WITH BEING COOL.
1251
00:49:16,953 --> 00:49:19,422
EVERYBODY'S SO LOST
AND STUPID.
1252
00:49:19,422 --> 00:49:21,924
YOU THINK WE WOULD'VE BEEN
FRIENDS IN HIGH SCHOOL?
1253
00:49:21,924 --> 00:49:23,293
YOU AND ME?
1254
00:49:23,293 --> 00:49:25,328
YEAH. BE HONEST.
1255
00:49:25,328 --> 00:49:27,130
PROBABLY NOT, HUH?
1256
00:49:27,130 --> 00:49:28,431
YEAH,
I DON'T THINK SO, EITHER.
1257
00:49:28,431 --> 00:49:29,966
WELL, I WAS JUST SUCH A JERK,
YOU KNOW?
1258
00:49:29,966 --> 00:49:34,304
I WOULDN'T EVEN HAVE DESERVED
TO BE YOUR FRIEND.
1259
00:49:34,304 --> 00:49:36,005
IT'S OKAY.
1260
00:49:36,005 --> 00:49:38,141
I'M NOT OFFENDED THAT YOU
WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN
1261
00:49:38,141 --> 00:49:39,342
MY HYPOTHETICAL FRIEND.
1262
00:49:39,342 --> 00:49:42,545
DON'T MAKE A JOKE ABOUT IT.
I'M SERIOUS.
1263
00:49:42,545 --> 00:49:45,915
YOU'RE A MUCH BETTER PERSON
THAN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL.
1264
00:49:45,915 --> 00:49:48,851
YOU'RE MORE THOUGHTFUL.
YOU'RE MORE MATURE.
1265
00:49:48,851 --> 00:49:51,921
HELL, YOU'RE A BETTER PERSON
THAN I AM AS AN ADULT.
1266
00:49:51,921 --> 00:49:54,891
AND YOU REALLY OUGHT TO
STOP BEING SELF-DEPRECATING.
1267
00:49:54,891 --> 00:49:56,926
YOU JUST USE IT AS ARMOR.
1268
00:49:56,926 --> 00:49:59,329
I-I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN
TO GET YOU ALL WORKED UP.
1269
00:49:59,329 --> 00:50:03,132
[ SIGHS HEAVILY ]
1270
00:50:03,132 --> 00:50:06,536
YOU KNOW...
1271
00:50:06,536 --> 00:50:08,504
COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR?
1272
00:50:08,504 --> 00:50:13,810
THE NEXT TIME SOMEBODY
OPENS UP TO YOU,
1273
00:50:13,810 --> 00:50:16,846
DON'T THINK ABOUT
THEIR INTENTIONS...
1274
00:50:16,846 --> 00:50:21,584
OR WHERE IT MAY BE GOING
OR HOW IT MIGHT END.
1275
00:50:21,584 --> 00:50:24,821
EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT
BE EMBARRASSED BY IT,
1276
00:50:24,821 --> 00:50:28,825
JUST PUT YOURSELF
OUT THERE.
1277
00:50:28,825 --> 00:50:32,228
YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY ARE
A PERSON WORTH KNOWING.
1278
00:50:32,228 --> 00:50:34,263
YOU REALLY ARE.
1279
00:50:34,263 --> 00:50:36,299
MM.
1280
00:50:36,299 --> 00:50:38,801
YEAH.
1281
00:50:40,436 --> 00:50:43,306
[ SIGHS ]
1282
00:50:51,347 --> 00:50:52,915
HE'S NOT HERE YET, HUH?
1283
00:50:52,915 --> 00:50:54,884
WHAT?
HOW DID YOU FIND ME?
1284
00:50:54,884 --> 00:50:56,586
WHAT? I'M YOUR MOTHER. I KNOW
WHERE YOU ARE AT ALL TIMES.
1285
00:50:56,586 --> 00:50:57,820
I'D LOVE TO TELL YOU
TO LEAVE,
1286
00:50:57,820 --> 00:50:59,021
BUT I KNOW THAT YOU WON'T,
1287
00:50:59,021 --> 00:51:01,124
SO, PLEASE, JUST STAY QUIET,
OKAY?
1288
00:51:01,124 --> 00:51:02,558
DON'T GET INVOLVED.
PLEASE?
1289
00:51:02,558 --> 00:51:04,260
YES, I WILL.
THANK YOU.
1290
00:51:04,260 --> 00:51:05,962
OKAY. DON'T FORGET
YOU'RE IN THE CHOIR,
1291
00:51:05,962 --> 00:51:07,230
YOU'RE IN THE DRAMA CLUB,
1292
00:51:07,230 --> 00:51:09,399
AND YOU'RE A HUGE, ESSENTIAL
PART OF THIS ENTIRE HIGH SCHOOL.
1293
00:51:09,399 --> 00:51:11,367
AND IF THERE'S A HELL,
I'LL BE GOING THERE FOR THIS.
1294
00:51:11,367 --> 00:51:13,035
LISTEN TO ME.
HUH?
1295
00:51:13,035 --> 00:51:15,838
YOU'RE IN THE HOMESTRETCH,
OKAY?
1296
00:51:15,838 --> 00:51:17,573
YOUR GRADES GOT YOU HERE.
1297
00:51:17,573 --> 00:51:20,309
YOU JUST HAVE TO CONVINCE DEREK
OF YOUR EXEMPLARY CHARACTER.
1298
00:51:20,309 --> 00:51:22,211
YES, YES. I DO.
I HAVE TO CONVINCE HIM.
1299
00:51:22,211 --> 00:51:23,446
YES.
NOT WE, ME.
1300
00:51:23,446 --> 00:51:25,214
OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
OKAY.
1301
00:51:25,214 --> 00:51:26,549
SO THEN HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT
WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY
1302
00:51:26,549 --> 00:51:27,583
ABOUT YOUR EXPERIENCES
AS A GAY MAN?
1303
00:51:27,583 --> 00:51:30,086
LLOYD?
YES!
1304
00:51:30,086 --> 00:51:32,121
YES. UH, THANK YOU, MA'AM,
THAT'S ALL THE HELP I'LL NEED.
1305
00:51:32,121 --> 00:51:32,922
DON'T CALL ME MA'AM.
1306
00:51:32,922 --> 00:51:34,090
HI.
1307
00:51:34,090 --> 00:51:35,324
HI, I'M DEREK
FROM THE POINT FOUNDATION.
1308
00:51:35,324 --> 00:51:36,526
HI,
IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.
1309
00:51:36,526 --> 00:51:38,327
SO, WHAT IS IT LIKE
GROWING UP
1310
00:51:38,327 --> 00:51:40,830
OUT AND GAY IN VENICE?
1311
00:51:40,830 --> 00:51:43,466
UH, SORRY, WHAT?
1312
00:51:43,466 --> 00:51:45,067
HOW DO KIDS HERE TREAT YOU
1313
00:51:45,067 --> 00:51:47,804
WHEN THEY KNOW YOU'RE GAY
AND OPEN ABOUT IT?
1314
00:51:47,804 --> 00:51:49,205
UM...
1315
00:51:49,205 --> 00:51:52,141
WELL, I DON-- I DON'T KNOW
IF IT'S JUST THAT I'M,
1316
00:51:52,141 --> 00:51:53,376
UM, A SHY PERSONALITY
1317
00:51:53,376 --> 00:51:54,977
OR IF IT'S THIS
DEFENSE MECHANISM
1318
00:51:54,977 --> 00:51:57,547
BUT, UH,
I'VE SURVIVED SCHOOL
1319
00:51:57,547 --> 00:52:01,517
BY NOT PUTTING MYSELF
IN UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS.
1320
00:52:01,517 --> 00:52:04,387
UM, IT'S -- IT'S ONLY
BEEN RECENTLY THAT I'VE,
1321
00:52:04,387 --> 00:52:07,023
UH, REALLY LET PEOPLE
GET TO KNOW ME,
1322
00:52:07,023 --> 00:52:10,293
YOU KNOW, P-PUT MYSELF
OUT THERE TO BE JUDGED.
1323
00:52:10,293 --> 00:52:14,363
UM, IT'S SCARY, YOU KNOW,
1324
00:52:14,363 --> 00:52:16,466
IT'S REALLY SCARY,
BUT, UH,
1325
00:52:16,466 --> 00:52:18,868
I'VE BEEN REALLY SURPRISED
1326
00:52:18,868 --> 00:52:22,138
BY THE INHERENT KINDNESS
IN PEOPLE.
1327
00:52:22,138 --> 00:52:23,840
THAT'S WONDERFUL.
1328
00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:26,242
TO SEE A YOUNG PERSON
WHO KNOWS WHO THEY ARE
1329
00:52:26,242 --> 00:52:28,144
AND CAN SPEAK PROUDLY
ABOUT IT.
1330
00:52:28,144 --> 00:52:29,879
THAT'S EXACTLY THE TYPE
OF PERSON
1331
00:52:29,879 --> 00:52:31,547
OUR SCHOLARSHIP
IS SEEKING OUT.
1332
00:52:31,547 --> 00:52:34,016
ALL THAT'S LEFT IS A VISIT
TO YOUR ADMINISTRATORS,
1333
00:52:34,016 --> 00:52:36,586
JUST TO LEARN ABOUT
YOUR LEADERSHIP SKILLS,
1334
00:52:36,586 --> 00:52:38,321
AND WE'D LIKE
TO GET AN IDEA
1335
00:52:38,321 --> 00:52:40,857
OF WHAT YOUR FELLOW STUDENTS
THINK OF YOU.
1336
00:52:40,857 --> 00:52:42,058
MY -- MY FELLOW STUDENTS?
1337
00:52:42,058 --> 00:52:43,526
I SHOULDN'T BE
TELLING YOU THIS,
1338
00:52:43,526 --> 00:52:46,429
BUT YOU'RE LOOKING PRETTY GOOD
FOR THE SCHOLARSHIP.
1339
00:52:46,429 --> 00:52:49,532
THAT'S GREAT.
THANK YOU.
1340
00:52:49,532 --> 00:52:51,534
SO, WHAT UPCOMING EVENTS
ARE THERE?
1341
00:52:51,534 --> 00:52:54,237
WELL, UM...
1342
00:52:54,237 --> 00:52:58,107
I SUPPOSE...
1343
00:52:58,107 --> 00:53:00,376
PROM!
1344
00:53:02,378 --> 00:53:03,946
[ CHUCKLES ]
1345
00:53:03,946 --> 00:53:05,114
HELLO.
1346
00:53:05,114 --> 00:53:06,215
HI.
1347
00:53:06,215 --> 00:53:07,416
I'M LLOYD'S MOM.
1348
00:53:07,416 --> 00:53:08,518
OH!
1349
00:53:08,518 --> 00:53:10,052
I'M MAGGIE.
1350
00:53:10,052 --> 00:53:11,554
NO, DON'T COME AROUND!
OH, SHE'S COMING AROUND.
1351
00:53:11,554 --> 00:53:12,855
HI, THERE.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
1352
00:53:12,855 --> 00:53:14,390
OH, LET'S JUST HUG IT OUT.
AM I WRONG?
1353
00:53:14,390 --> 00:53:16,559
[ CHUCKLES ]
HERE'S THE THING.
1354
00:53:16,559 --> 00:53:18,928
LLOYD IS TOO SHY
TO TELL YOU,
1355
00:53:18,928 --> 00:53:21,531
BUT HE HAS BEEN NOMINATED
AS PROM KING.
1356
00:53:21,531 --> 00:53:23,566
AND I THINK HE'S GONNA WIN.
1357
00:53:23,566 --> 00:53:25,067
[ CHUCKLES ]
1358
00:53:25,067 --> 00:53:26,969
I-IT'S ALL SET THEN, LLOYD.
I'LL SEE YOU AT PROM.
1359
00:53:26,969 --> 00:53:27,970
ALL RIGHT.
OKAY.
1360
00:53:27,970 --> 00:53:29,305
LLOYD'S MOM?
YES.
1361
00:53:29,305 --> 00:53:30,973
IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU.
YOU TOO.
1362
00:53:30,973 --> 00:53:33,342
YOU SHOULD BE VERY PROUD
OF YOUR SON.
1363
00:53:33,342 --> 00:53:36,345
THANK YOU.
1364
00:53:36,345 --> 00:53:37,480
[ SIGHS ]
1365
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:39,815
YOU DID IT!
SHH! SHH!
1366
00:53:39,815 --> 00:53:41,517
We're good!
This is a library.
1367
00:53:41,517 --> 00:53:43,553
Okay, okay, sorry.
Oh, but you were perfect.
1368
00:53:43,553 --> 00:53:45,288
You spoke from the heart.
1369
00:53:45,288 --> 00:53:46,856
OKAY, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
NOW PLEASE LEAVE.
1370
00:53:46,856 --> 00:53:47,823
IT WAS -- OKAY.
I'M GONNA CALL YOUR DAD,
1371
00:53:47,823 --> 00:53:49,058
EVEN THOUGH I HATE HIM.
1372
00:53:49,058 --> 00:53:50,560
OKAY, FINE.
THANK YOU. BYE!
1373
00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:52,328
BYE, I LOVE YOU. BYE!
BYE.
1374
00:53:52,328 --> 00:53:54,397
BYE.
1375
00:53:54,397 --> 00:53:56,132
I REFUSE TO DO
OUR SCIENCE HOMEWORK.
1376
00:53:56,132 --> 00:53:57,967
I KNOW.
1377
00:54:03,105 --> 00:54:05,474
WHOA, HEY!
I SAW YOU WITH HIM!
1378
00:54:05,474 --> 00:54:07,877
OKAY, I-I DON'T KNOW --
YOU GOT THE WRONG GUY.
1379
00:54:07,877 --> 00:54:09,078
DON'T LIE TO ME,
YOU WHORE!
1380
00:54:09,078 --> 00:54:10,479
WHAT?
[ CROWD GASPS ]
1381
00:54:10,479 --> 00:54:12,081
I WAS HIS FIRST,
YOU SKANKY BITCH!
WHOSE FIRST?
1382
00:54:12,081 --> 00:54:15,117
PARKER'S!
OH, PARKER?
1383
00:54:15,117 --> 00:54:17,386
YOU ARE NOTHING COMPARED
TO MY LOVE FOR PARKER!
1384
00:54:17,386 --> 00:54:19,121
THAT SELF-IMPORTANT
NARCISSIST?
1385
00:54:19,121 --> 00:54:20,590
[ SHRIEKS ]
WAIT, WHAT'S GOING ON?
[ GASPS ]
1386
00:54:20,590 --> 00:54:22,091
OH, MY GOD,
I'M SO SORRY!
1387
00:54:22,091 --> 00:54:23,392
BREAK IT UP!
HE'S TRYING TO TAKE MY MAN!
1388
00:54:23,392 --> 00:54:25,127
HE DOESN'T GO
TO THIS SCHOOL!
HEY!
1389
00:54:25,127 --> 00:54:26,462
YOU'RE NOT EVEN A REAL COP!
COME ON WITH ME.
1390
00:54:26,462 --> 00:54:28,931
LEAVE HIM ALONE!
STOP IT!
1391
00:54:28,931 --> 00:54:30,533
LEAVE ME ALONE!
OOH, YOU'RE STRONG.
1392
00:54:30,533 --> 00:54:31,968
OH, YOU'RE --
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
1393
00:54:31,968 --> 00:54:33,502
Y-YEAH, ARE YOU?
1394
00:54:33,502 --> 00:54:36,372
YEAH, I'M F-- I'M FINE.
LET'S -- LET'S GO. COME ON.
1395
00:54:36,372 --> 00:54:38,007
HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW
THAT GUY?
1396
00:54:38,007 --> 00:54:39,842
I DON'T KNOW HIM.
REALLY?
1397
00:54:39,842 --> 00:54:41,143
NEVER MET HIM BEFORE.
NO!
1398
00:54:41,143 --> 00:54:42,144
NOT A SCORNED LOVER?
1399
00:54:42,144 --> 00:54:43,279
[ CHUCKLES ] NO, NO.
1400
00:54:43,279 --> 00:54:44,413
WELL, I DON'T --
1401
00:54:44,413 --> 00:54:45,548
OH.
WHAT?
1402
00:54:45,548 --> 00:54:46,983
YOU'VE GOT A LITTLE --
IT'S LIKE --
1403
00:54:46,983 --> 00:54:47,984
WHERE? IS IT [GIGGLES]
[ MUTTERS ]
1404
00:54:47,984 --> 00:54:49,986
ALL RIGHT, THERE YOU GO.
YOU'RE GOOD.
1405
00:54:49,986 --> 00:54:52,521
IT'S A LITTLE TICKLISH.
YEAH. [ CHUCKLES ]
1406
00:54:52,521 --> 00:54:56,292
UH, OH, HERE, READY?
JUST -- YOU GOT A LITTLE --
1407
00:54:56,292 --> 00:54:58,527
JUST, UM...
WHAT? JUST...
1408
00:54:58,527 --> 00:55:00,062
JUST...YEAH. [ LAUGHS ]
1409
00:55:00,062 --> 00:55:02,298
HOW'S THAT?
1410
00:55:02,298 --> 00:55:03,432
THAT -- THAT'S --
1411
00:55:03,432 --> 00:55:05,434
YEAH?
YEAH.
1412
00:55:05,434 --> 00:55:07,870
I'VE GOT, LIKE, ROCKER-HAIR
GOIN' ON RIGHT NOW, RIGHT?
1413
00:55:07,870 --> 00:55:09,872
LLOYD COOPER, WHOO!
YEAH, THAT'S YOU.
1414
00:55:09,872 --> 00:55:11,507
NO. NOT ME.
[ LAUGHS ]
1415
00:55:11,507 --> 00:55:13,476
SO, YOU READY FOR PROM?
1416
00:55:13,476 --> 00:55:15,344
NO, NOT IN THE LEAST.
1417
00:55:15,344 --> 00:55:17,079
[ CHUCKLES ] ME NEITHER.
1418
00:55:17,079 --> 00:55:19,982
YOU'RE, UH,
GOIN' WITH JOSH? RIGHT?
1419
00:55:19,982 --> 00:55:22,251
WHY DOES EVERYONE
ASSUME THAT?
1420
00:55:22,251 --> 00:55:24,253
I MEAN, JUST BECAUSE
I'M A CHEERLEADER
1421
00:55:24,253 --> 00:55:26,022
AND HE'S THE QUARTERBACK,
1422
00:55:26,022 --> 00:55:28,157
AND, I DON'T KNOW, WE'VE SLEPT
TOGETHER 200,000 TIMES
1423
00:55:28,157 --> 00:55:29,592
DOESN'T MAKE IT
A FOREGONE CONCLUSION.
1424
00:55:29,592 --> 00:55:31,460
RIGHT. AH. MY BAD.
1425
00:55:31,460 --> 00:55:32,962
[ CHUCKLES ]
1426
00:55:32,962 --> 00:55:34,497
NAH, I'M GOIN' STAG
THIS YEAR.
1427
00:55:34,497 --> 00:55:36,265
YEAH?
1428
00:55:36,265 --> 00:55:38,567
YEAH. THE GUYS AT THIS SCHOOL
ARE SO DUMB.
1429
00:55:38,567 --> 00:55:40,469
AND AS AN ADDED BONUS,
IT'LL PISS OFF MY MOM.
1430
00:55:40,469 --> 00:55:42,004
MM.
[ CHUCKLES ]
1431
00:55:42,004 --> 00:55:43,973
YEAH,
I-I'M GOING BY MYSELF, TOO.
1432
00:55:43,973 --> 00:55:45,841
WHAT? WHY?
1433
00:55:45,841 --> 00:55:48,911
BOYS ARE LINING UP
TO GO WITH YOU.
1434
00:55:48,911 --> 00:55:50,279
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]
1435
00:55:50,279 --> 00:55:52,381
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
1436
00:55:52,381 --> 00:55:54,216
UH, CARRIE?
1437
00:55:54,216 --> 00:55:58,054
UH, YOU, UH...
YOU WOULDN'T AT ALL
1438
00:55:58,054 --> 00:56:01,257
BE INTERESTED IN MAYBE
GOING TO PROM WITH ME?
1439
00:56:01,257 --> 00:56:04,193
UH, REALLY?
1440
00:56:04,193 --> 00:56:07,963
YEAH! UH, WHY NOT?
1441
00:56:07,963 --> 00:56:09,532
I THOUGHT YOU LIKED BOYS.
1442
00:56:09,532 --> 00:56:12,301
UH, I'M ASKING YOU
1443
00:56:12,301 --> 00:56:15,438
BECAUSE
I...WANT TO GO WITH YOU.
1444
00:56:15,438 --> 00:56:19,241
I EN-ENJOY, UM,
SPENDING TIME WITH YOU.
1445
00:56:19,241 --> 00:56:23,245
I -- I -- YOU MAKE ME LAUGH,
EASILY AND OFTEN.
1446
00:56:23,245 --> 00:56:25,481
WHEN YOU TALK IN CLASS,
1447
00:56:25,481 --> 00:56:27,416
I ACTUALLY ENJOY HEARING
WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY,
1448
00:56:27,416 --> 00:56:30,086
AS OPPOSED TO NORMALLY WHEN I
JUST WANNA GOUGE MY EYES OUT.
1449
00:56:30,086 --> 00:56:33,889
[ CHUCKLES ]
1450
00:56:33,889 --> 00:56:38,160
WELL...
THAT JUST MADE MY DAY.
1451
00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:40,563
AND?
1452
00:56:40,563 --> 00:56:43,232
LET'S DO THIS,
IT'LL BE FUN.
1453
00:56:43,232 --> 00:56:45,101
REALLY?
REALLY.
1454
00:56:45,101 --> 00:56:46,469
YES.
1455
00:56:54,810 --> 00:56:56,278
DUDE.
1456
00:56:56,278 --> 00:56:57,546
WHAT WAS THAT?
1457
00:56:57,546 --> 00:57:00,483
NOTHIN', IT WAS FINE.
1458
00:57:00,483 --> 00:57:02,451
SHE JUST KISSED YOU
ON THE CHEEK?!
1459
00:57:02,451 --> 00:57:03,519
YEAH!
WHAT?!
1460
00:57:03,519 --> 00:57:05,087
YEAH!
1461
00:57:05,087 --> 00:57:07,189
YEAH, DUDE!
1462
00:57:07,189 --> 00:57:10,559
OKAY. WA-HOO-HOO!
1463
00:57:10,559 --> 00:57:12,895
[ Singsong voice ]
SOMEONE'S GOT A DATE!
1464
00:57:12,895 --> 00:57:15,030
SOMEONE'S GOT A DATE!
1465
00:57:18,868 --> 00:57:21,237
Max: WHAT, DO YOU TAKE ALL NINE
OF THESE MUSTARDS
1466
00:57:21,237 --> 00:57:23,239
AND PUT THEM TOGETHER
AND EAT IT?
1467
00:57:23,239 --> 00:57:25,274
THERE'S NOTHING IN HERE!
THERE'S YOGURT.
1468
00:57:25,274 --> 00:57:26,976
[ GROANS ]
1469
00:57:26,976 --> 00:57:29,111
MMM!
[ SIGHS ]
1470
00:57:29,111 --> 00:57:31,914
YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY GONNA DRINK
THAT CONCOCTION, ARE YOU?
1471
00:57:31,914 --> 00:57:34,283
YEAH, I AM.
AND SO ARE YOU.
1472
00:57:34,283 --> 00:57:35,417
BECAUSE YOU ARE GONNA
GET INTO BETTER SHAPE,
1473
00:57:35,417 --> 00:57:36,986
AGING ROCK STAR.
1474
00:57:36,986 --> 00:57:38,087
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME,
RIGHT?
NOTHING.
1475
00:57:38,087 --> 00:57:40,456
Lloyd:
HELLO, PARENTAL UNITS!
1476
00:57:40,456 --> 00:57:42,158
HEY!
HEY.
1477
00:57:42,158 --> 00:57:45,394
TONS OF YOGURT IN THERE?
TRY IT.
1478
00:57:45,394 --> 00:57:48,063
WELL, HE LOOKS HAPPY
FOR A CHANGE.
1479
00:57:48,063 --> 00:57:51,333
YEAH, MAYBE IT'S 'CAUSE HE HAS
A DATE TO THE PROM.
1480
00:57:51,333 --> 00:57:53,235
I WOULD KNOW
IF HE HAD A DATE TO THE PROM.
1481
00:57:53,235 --> 00:57:55,337
MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T.
1482
00:57:55,337 --> 00:57:58,374
WHAT?
1483
00:57:58,374 --> 00:58:00,342
HE HAS A DATE TO THE PROM?
1484
00:58:00,342 --> 00:58:02,011
HE GOT A DATE FOR THE PROM.
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
1485
00:58:02,011 --> 00:58:04,814
[ CHUCKLES ]
I GUESS HE TOLD ME.
1486
00:58:04,814 --> 00:58:06,215
HAVE YOU MET THE GUY?
1487
00:58:06,215 --> 00:58:08,551
WHAT'S HIS NAME?
HOW OLD IS HE? WHO IS HE?
1488
00:58:08,551 --> 00:58:12,421
CARRIE. AGED 17, 18?
1489
00:58:12,421 --> 00:58:15,191
CARRIE. I'VE NEVER MET A BOY
"CARRIE,"
1490
00:58:15,191 --> 00:58:17,893
BUT IT'S LIKE CARY GRANT.
IS HE DASHING?
1491
00:58:17,893 --> 00:58:19,528
CARRIE IS NOT A BOY.
1492
00:58:19,528 --> 00:58:21,430
WHAT?
1493
00:58:21,430 --> 00:58:23,265
CARRIE IS A GIRL.
1494
00:58:23,265 --> 00:58:25,234
I DON'T GET IT.
1495
00:58:25,234 --> 00:58:28,904
I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW I COULD
MAKE THAT ANY CLEARER.
1496
00:58:28,904 --> 00:58:31,140
OH.
[ KNIFE CLATTERS ]
1497
00:58:31,140 --> 00:58:33,309
GREAT.
1498
00:58:33,309 --> 00:58:34,443
SO TYPICAL OF YOU.
1499
00:58:34,443 --> 00:58:36,278
OH!
1500
00:58:36,278 --> 00:58:38,314
GREAT, THAT WAS GOOD.
1501
00:58:38,314 --> 00:58:41,450
[ WATER RUNS ]
1502
00:58:41,450 --> 00:58:44,186
YOU PLANNED THIS.
I KNOW YOU DID.
1503
00:58:44,186 --> 00:58:46,422
YOU CONFUSED HIM
INTO ASKING A GIRL OUT.
1504
00:58:46,422 --> 00:58:48,457
I DID NOT! [ CHUCKLES ]
IT'S WHAT YOU DO.
1505
00:58:48,457 --> 00:58:54,096
IT IS AMAZING HOW A GREAT MOMENT
FOR OUR SON OCCURS,
1506
00:58:54,096 --> 00:58:57,032
AND SOMEHOW YOU THINK IT'S SOME
KIND OF ATTACK ON YOU!
1507
00:58:57,032 --> 00:58:58,234
MAYBE YOU'RE HAVING TROUBLE
ACCEPTING THIS,
1508
00:58:58,234 --> 00:59:01,837
BUT LISTEN TO ME NOW --
OUR SON IS GAY.
1509
00:59:01,837 --> 00:59:03,339
[ SIGHS ]
1510
00:59:03,339 --> 00:59:05,207
AND SHOVING HIM FACE FIRST
OUT OF THE CLOSET
1511
00:59:05,207 --> 00:59:06,542
IS WHAT YOU THINK IS BEST?
1512
00:59:06,542 --> 00:59:08,210
THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M DOING.
1513
00:59:08,210 --> 00:59:11,213
AND I REALLY DON'T CARE
WHAT YOU THINK IS BEST FOR HIM.
1514
00:59:11,213 --> 00:59:13,115
I'M SORRY.
I JUST DON'T, OKAY?
1515
00:59:13,115 --> 00:59:15,117
'CAUSE I'VE BEEN HERE,
HERE, FOR 17 YEARS,
1516
00:59:15,117 --> 00:59:16,452
DAY IN AND DAY OUT.
1517
00:59:16,452 --> 00:59:18,354
THE AMOUNT OF TIME
THAT YOU'VE SPENT WITH HIM
1518
00:59:18,354 --> 00:59:21,156
ADDS UP TO, I DON'T KNOW,
A CELEBRITY MARRIAGE?
1519
00:59:21,156 --> 00:59:23,492
SO, YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU JUST DON'T GET TO SAY.
1520
00:59:23,492 --> 00:59:26,095
I'M HERE! I'M HERE NOW!
1521
00:59:26,095 --> 00:59:29,031
I'M DOING MY BEST, AND, YOU
KNOW, IF YOU KEEP THIS UP,
1522
00:59:29,031 --> 00:59:30,799
LLOYD IS GOING TO HATE YOU.
1523
00:59:30,799 --> 00:59:34,069
AND I WOULDN'T BLAME HIM
ONE IOTA.
1524
00:59:34,069 --> 00:59:36,572
YEAH, GOOD.
I GET IT NOW.
1525
00:59:36,572 --> 00:59:39,174
YOU GET TO BE BEST BUDS
WITH HIM -- FINE!
1526
00:59:39,174 --> 00:59:41,343
TAKE HIM OUT, GET HIM DRUNK,
PICK UP GIRLS,
1527
00:59:41,343 --> 00:59:43,846
I DON'T CARE, BUT WHEN THE TIME
COMES TO PAY FOR SHIT,
1528
00:59:43,846 --> 00:59:45,814
DON'T COME TO ME
BECAUSE I'LL BE HERE
1529
00:59:45,814 --> 00:59:48,517
TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
A WAY TO PAY FOR COLLEGE
ON THE EAST COAST.
1530
00:59:48,517 --> 00:59:50,386
YOU COULD NEVER,
EVER, EVER DO IT,
1531
00:59:50,386 --> 00:59:52,354
AND I KNOW YOU CAN'T BECAUSE
YOU'VE NEVER BEEN THERE FOR ME
1532
00:59:52,354 --> 00:59:54,857
BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST
A DEADBEAT DAD!
1533
01:00:02,865 --> 01:00:04,833
SORRY, LLOYD.
1534
01:00:05,834 --> 01:00:08,103
[ DOOR OPENS, SLAMS ]
1535
01:00:13,842 --> 01:00:16,845
WELL, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'
OUT HERE?
1536
01:00:16,845 --> 01:00:18,414
[ KEYBOARD KEYS CLICKS ]
1537
01:00:22,384 --> 01:00:24,853
HEY,
SO, A PROM DATE, HUH?
1538
01:00:24,853 --> 01:00:27,056
YEAH. MM-HMM.
1539
01:00:27,056 --> 01:00:29,325
IS SHE PRETTY?
1540
01:00:29,325 --> 01:00:30,893
UH, YEAH.
1541
01:00:33,095 --> 01:00:36,598
[ VOCALIZING ]
1542
01:00:40,035 --> 01:00:41,070
[ Amplified ]
FIX THAT TABLECLOTH!
1543
01:00:41,070 --> 01:00:42,871
WHERE ARE THOSE CHAIRS GOING?
1544
01:00:54,483 --> 01:00:57,019
LESS SMILING, MORE WORKING!
1545
01:00:57,019 --> 01:01:00,556
BARBARA WOLF DEMANDS THIS PROM
BE PERFECT!
1546
01:01:15,804 --> 01:01:17,239
[ SIGHS ]
1547
01:01:26,582 --> 01:01:28,217
HEY, DAD.
1548
01:01:28,217 --> 01:01:31,020
[ WOLF-WHISTLES ]
1549
01:01:31,020 --> 01:01:32,821
YOU LIKE IT?
1550
01:01:32,821 --> 01:01:34,590
YOU LOOK LIKE A MAN.
1551
01:01:34,590 --> 01:01:36,258
THANK YOU.
1552
01:01:36,258 --> 01:01:38,427
OKAY, I GOT IT. I GOT IT.
OKAY. HERE I AM.
1553
01:01:38,427 --> 01:01:39,995
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
SO HANDSOME.
1554
01:01:39,995 --> 01:01:42,865
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE?
1555
01:01:42,865 --> 01:01:47,169
I THOUGHT I MIGHT
COOK YOU DINNER.
1556
01:01:47,169 --> 01:01:48,070
A LITTLE PEACE OFFERING.
1557
01:01:48,070 --> 01:01:49,371
Lloyd: MOM? DAD?
1558
01:01:49,371 --> 01:01:52,908
IS THERE, UH, SOMETHIN'
YOU WANNA TELL ME?
1559
01:01:52,908 --> 01:01:56,011
NO, I HAVE NOT FORGIVEN HIM YET.
WAIT, I'M COMING DOWN.
1560
01:01:56,011 --> 01:01:57,513
[ SIGHS ]
1561
01:01:57,513 --> 01:01:58,947
OKAY, I WANT A FULL SHOT,
FULL SHOT!
OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
1562
01:01:58,947 --> 01:02:01,083
OKAY. LOOK AT ME.
1563
01:02:01,083 --> 01:02:03,352
YOU'RE SO HANDSOME.
THANK YOU.
1564
01:02:03,352 --> 01:02:06,321
OH, MY GOD.
LOOK AT YOU.
1565
01:02:06,321 --> 01:02:07,456
[ EXHALES ]
1566
01:02:07,456 --> 01:02:09,525
OH, OKAY. READY?
MM.
1567
01:02:09,525 --> 01:02:10,926
THREE...
1568
01:02:10,926 --> 01:02:11,994
Both: TWO. ONE.
1569
01:02:11,994 --> 01:02:13,128
THERE YOU GO.
1570
01:02:13,128 --> 01:02:14,229
HAVE FUN, BE SAFE.
1571
01:02:14,229 --> 01:02:15,564
OKAY, YEAH, YOU TOO.
UNH-UNH, MM.
1572
01:02:15,564 --> 01:02:17,032
[ CHUCKLES ]
SEE YOU, DAD.
1573
01:02:17,032 --> 01:02:18,200
BYE.
1574
01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:21,170
GOOD NIGHT.
[ SIGHS ]
1575
01:02:21,170 --> 01:02:22,538
[ BOTH SIGH ]
1576
01:02:25,340 --> 01:02:28,377
THIS BETTER BE
AN EPIC DINNER.
1577
01:02:28,377 --> 01:02:31,213
BARBECUE.
1578
01:02:33,982 --> 01:02:35,984
[ DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE ]
1579
01:02:51,433 --> 01:02:53,502
[ LID THUDS LIGHTLY ]
1580
01:02:53,502 --> 01:02:55,504
MAGGIE?
1581
01:02:55,504 --> 01:02:58,240
[ PLAYFUL SHOUTING AND CHATTER ]
1582
01:03:00,509 --> 01:03:02,578
WELL, I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT TO EXPECT, BUT...
1583
01:03:02,578 --> 01:03:04,313
[ LAUGHS ]
1584
01:03:04,313 --> 01:03:05,981
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
1585
01:03:09,051 --> 01:03:12,821
Young man:
YOU GUYS LOOK GREAT.
1586
01:03:12,821 --> 01:03:14,356
WELL, THANK YOU.
I APPRECIATE IT.
1587
01:03:14,356 --> 01:03:17,259
HEY.
1588
01:03:17,259 --> 01:03:20,295
[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
1589
01:03:20,295 --> 01:03:21,897
[ LAUGHS ]
1590
01:03:21,897 --> 01:03:24,199
HI.
HI.
1591
01:03:24,199 --> 01:03:25,334
YOU LOOK SO CUTE!
1592
01:03:25,334 --> 01:03:26,802
I LOVE YOUR DRESS.
IT'S SO GLAMOROUS.
1593
01:03:26,802 --> 01:03:29,271
THANK YOU.
HAVE FUN TONIGHT.
1594
01:03:38,380 --> 01:03:40,883
FREEZE!
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN', PUNK?
1595
01:03:40,883 --> 01:03:43,819
GIVE ME THAT.
GIVE IT TO ME.
1596
01:03:49,091 --> 01:03:50,893
HI, GUYS. HOW ARE YOU?
1597
01:03:50,893 --> 01:03:55,097
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
1598
01:03:55,097 --> 01:03:58,967
DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE JUST
A LITTLE OLD FOR THE PROM?
1599
01:03:58,967 --> 01:04:00,002
HI.
1600
01:04:00,002 --> 01:04:01,170
HMM.
1601
01:04:03,005 --> 01:04:04,306
LOOK AT THEM.
1602
01:04:06,375 --> 01:04:09,444
COME ON, LET HIM BE.
LET'S GO.
1603
01:04:09,444 --> 01:04:11,947
WHY ISN'T SHE DANCING?
SHE SEEMS UPRIGHT.
1604
01:04:11,947 --> 01:04:13,815
SHE'S JUST NOT RIGHT
FOR HIM.
1605
01:04:13,815 --> 01:04:15,450
LET 'EM HAVE THEIR FUN.
MAYBE WE CAN HAVE SOME FUN.
1606
01:04:15,450 --> 01:04:17,052
SHE PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN
LIKE TO DANCE.
1607
01:04:17,052 --> 01:04:18,554
SHE JUST SEEMS LIKE THAT TYPE
WHO'S LIKE,
1608
01:04:18,554 --> 01:04:20,189
"EW, I DON'T WANNA GET
MY DRESS DIRTY."
1609
01:04:20,189 --> 01:04:21,924
YOU'VE GOTTA QUIT
BASHING CARRIE.
1610
01:04:21,924 --> 01:04:24,927
LISTEN TO ME, I HAVE SOMEBODY
BETTER FOR LLOYD -- BETTER!
1611
01:04:24,927 --> 01:04:26,395
AND HE'S GONNA BE HERE
ANY MINUTE NOW,
1612
01:04:26,395 --> 01:04:28,864
AND IT'S JUST GONNA BE PERFECT,
AND IT HAS TO HAPPEN
1613
01:04:28,864 --> 01:04:30,465
BECAUSE THE SCHOLARSHIP REP
IS HERE!
1614
01:04:30,465 --> 01:04:32,167
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
1615
01:04:32,167 --> 01:04:34,203
HE ARRANGED THIS DATE.
HE DID!
1616
01:04:34,203 --> 01:04:36,171
LET HIM BE!
1617
01:04:36,171 --> 01:04:38,941
THIS COULD ALL BLOW UP RIGHT NOW
BECAUSE OF HER!
1618
01:04:38,941 --> 01:04:40,809
IT IS TIME
TO LEAVE HIM ALONE.
1619
01:04:40,809 --> 01:04:42,878
SO LET'S GO. NOW!
1620
01:04:42,878 --> 01:04:44,079
EXCUSE ME.
1621
01:04:44,079 --> 01:04:45,380
YOU OKAY?
1622
01:04:45,380 --> 01:04:48,817
YEAH, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
1623
01:04:48,817 --> 01:04:50,185
OKAY.
1624
01:04:50,185 --> 01:04:51,220
OKAY.
OKAY.
1625
01:04:51,220 --> 01:04:52,421
GOOD.
1626
01:04:52,421 --> 01:04:55,958
WHAT -- NO, NO, NO!
1627
01:04:57,993 --> 01:04:59,161
[ SIGHS ]
1628
01:05:03,932 --> 01:05:06,335
OKAY. OKAY.
1629
01:05:09,972 --> 01:05:12,074
[ GROANS ]
1630
01:05:23,518 --> 01:05:25,520
[ WATER RUNS ]
1631
01:05:25,520 --> 01:05:27,522
BEAUTIFUL DRESS.
1632
01:05:27,522 --> 01:05:29,958
OH, THANK YOU.
COOL JACKET.
1633
01:05:29,958 --> 01:05:31,326
VINTAGE?
YEAH, YEAH.
1634
01:05:31,326 --> 01:05:33,195
I ROCK THE VINTAGE.
1635
01:05:33,195 --> 01:05:34,229
[ LAUGHS ]
1636
01:05:34,229 --> 01:05:35,931
I'M LLOYD'S MOM.
1637
01:05:35,931 --> 01:05:37,833
OH! I-IT'S SO NICE
TO FINALLY MEET YOU!
1638
01:05:37,833 --> 01:05:39,968
I'M -- I'M CARRIE.
OH, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
1639
01:05:39,968 --> 01:05:43,171
YOU'RE THE GIRL TRYIN' TO STEAL
MY SON AWAY FROM ME.
1640
01:05:43,171 --> 01:05:44,506
I'M KIDDING.
1641
01:05:44,506 --> 01:05:46,241
[ LAUGHS ]
OH, MY GOD.
1642
01:05:46,241 --> 01:05:47,342
YOU SHOULD SEE YOUR FACE.
1643
01:05:47,342 --> 01:05:49,111
YOU WERE LIKE, "WHAT?"
1644
01:05:49,111 --> 01:05:50,279
[ CHUCKLES ] YEAH.
PALE.
1645
01:05:50,279 --> 01:05:51,980
THAT WAS --
THAT WAS FUNNY.
1646
01:05:51,980 --> 01:05:53,448
YOU'RE BARBARA WOLF'S
DAUGHTER, RIGHT?
1647
01:05:53,448 --> 01:05:55,917
[ CHUCKLES ] YEAH.
1648
01:05:55,917 --> 01:05:57,452
"I'M BARBARA WOLF."
[ CHUCKLES ]
1649
01:05:57,452 --> 01:05:58,887
SHE KNOWS EVERYBODY.
1650
01:05:58,887 --> 01:06:01,456
DID YOU KNOW LLOYD
USED TO DRESS UP
1651
01:06:01,456 --> 01:06:03,925
IN MY CLOTHES
WHEN HE WAS A KID?
1652
01:06:03,925 --> 01:06:06,995
NO,
I-I DID NOT KNOW THAT.
1653
01:06:06,995 --> 01:06:09,831
HERE'S THE WEIRD THING --
HIS FAVORITE DRESS OF MINE
1654
01:06:09,831 --> 01:06:12,167
WAS EXACTLY LIKE THE DRESS
YOU'RE WEARING.
1655
01:06:12,167 --> 01:06:15,037
YOU DON'T SAY.
I-I-I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
1656
01:06:15,037 --> 01:06:17,539
ISN'T THAT A COINKIDINK?
1657
01:06:17,539 --> 01:06:19,007
UM...
KINDA CRAZY.
1658
01:06:19,007 --> 01:06:20,142
A HUGE COINKIDINK.
1659
01:06:20,142 --> 01:06:21,343
YEAH.
[ CHUCKLES ]
1660
01:06:21,343 --> 01:06:23,145
HE USED TO PUT ON
THESE SHOWS
1661
01:06:23,145 --> 01:06:25,380
AND DANCE AND SING
AROUND THE HOUSE.
1662
01:06:25,380 --> 01:06:27,382
IT WAS ADORABLE.
WELL, I'M SURE.
1663
01:06:27,382 --> 01:06:29,184
I WOULD'VE LOVED
TO HAVE SEEN IT.
1664
01:06:29,184 --> 01:06:30,886
IT SOUNDS HILARIOUS.
1665
01:06:30,886 --> 01:06:32,554
BUT LATELY HE'S NOT PUTTING ON
SHOWS AROUND THE HOUSE.
1666
01:06:32,554 --> 01:06:36,224
IT'S JUST SORT OF DIFFERENT
AT MY PLACE.
1667
01:06:36,224 --> 01:06:37,926
UH...
1668
01:06:37,926 --> 01:06:40,329
IT'S REALLY AS IF
YOU CAME ALONG,
1669
01:06:40,329 --> 01:06:42,431
AND NOW HE'S CONFUSED.
1670
01:06:42,431 --> 01:06:46,435
UH, I'M SORRY,
MRS. COOPER,
1671
01:06:46,435 --> 01:06:48,904
I-I DON'T THINK
I UNDERSTAND.
1672
01:06:48,904 --> 01:06:52,441
IT'S LIKE HIS WHOLE LIFE,
LLOYD WAS A VEGETARIAN,
1673
01:06:52,441 --> 01:06:55,177
AND NOW SUDDENLY
HE LIKES BEEF.
1674
01:06:55,177 --> 01:06:58,146
WELL, CAN'T HE LIKE VEGETABLES
AND BEEF?
1675
01:06:58,146 --> 01:06:59,881
OKAY.
1676
01:06:59,881 --> 01:07:03,018
WE BOTH WANT WHAT'S BEST
FOR LLOYD, RIGHT?
1677
01:07:03,018 --> 01:07:04,886
WELL, OF COURSE.
MRS. COOPER,
1678
01:07:04,886 --> 01:07:06,922
I THINK YOUR SON
IS A WONDERFUL PERSON.
1679
01:07:06,922 --> 01:07:08,023
I-I LIKE HIM A LOT.
1680
01:07:08,023 --> 01:07:10,359
OKAY. SO LET'S DO THIS.
1681
01:07:10,359 --> 01:07:12,260
LET'S HAVE A GIRLS' SECRET.
1682
01:07:12,260 --> 01:07:13,929
A SECRET?
1683
01:07:13,929 --> 01:07:15,564
HERE'S WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
MM-HMM?
1684
01:07:15,564 --> 01:07:17,899
YOU KNOW HOW SOME PEOPLE
GO TO PROM TOGETHER?
1685
01:07:17,899 --> 01:07:19,568
UH-HUH.
1686
01:07:19,568 --> 01:07:24,306
SOMETIMES PEOPLE TAKE
A CAB HOME.
1687
01:07:24,306 --> 01:07:26,108
OKAY?
1688
01:07:26,108 --> 01:07:29,878
[ DOOR OPENS ]
[ SCOFFS ]
1689
01:07:29,878 --> 01:07:34,049
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
1690
01:07:34,049 --> 01:07:36,918
AND YOU GOTTA BE CAREFUL
IN NEW YORK, LIKE, I DON'T KNOW.
1691
01:07:36,918 --> 01:07:38,520
YOU'RE --
YOU'RE PRETTY CUTE,
1692
01:07:38,520 --> 01:07:40,088
AND NEW YORK'S PRETTY HARD.
1693
01:07:40,088 --> 01:07:41,356
THEY'RE GONNA -- THEY'RE GONNA
EAT YOU UP OUT THERE, MAN.
1694
01:07:41,356 --> 01:07:42,591
COME ON.
1695
01:07:42,591 --> 01:07:43,558
YEAH, YOU GOTTA START
WORKING OUT OR SOMETHIN'.
1696
01:07:43,558 --> 01:07:45,227
I'LL BE FINE.
HEY.
1697
01:07:45,227 --> 01:07:46,294
HI!
HI, GUYS.
1698
01:07:46,294 --> 01:07:47,496
DO YOU MIND IF I TALK TO LLOYD
FOR JUST A SECOND?
1699
01:07:47,496 --> 01:07:48,597
JUST A SECOND.
1700
01:07:48,597 --> 01:07:50,532
SORRY. [ CHUCKLES ]
WHAT'S UP?
1701
01:07:50,532 --> 01:07:51,967
Um, your mom
was in the bathroom,
1702
01:07:51,967 --> 01:07:53,468
and she tried to pay me
to get me to leave.
1703
01:07:53,468 --> 01:07:56,071
ARE YOU KIDDING?
WHERE IS SHE?
1704
01:07:56,071 --> 01:07:58,240
OKAY, FIRST OF ALL,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1705
01:07:58,240 --> 01:07:59,941
THERE ARE A LOT
OF PARENTS HERE.
1706
01:07:59,941 --> 01:08:02,144
THERE ARE PARENTS HERE
CHAPERONING, SURE.
1707
01:08:02,144 --> 01:08:03,879
THERE IS NOBODY ELSE HERE
1708
01:08:03,879 --> 01:08:05,814
WHO IS SABOTAGING THEIR KID'S
LIFE LIKE YOU ARE MINE.
1709
01:08:05,814 --> 01:08:07,315
THAT IS NOT TRUE!
1710
01:08:07,315 --> 01:08:08,483
SO YOU DIDN'T JUST TRY TO PAY
CARRIE TO LEAVE?
1711
01:08:08,483 --> 01:08:10,952
I-I'M SORRY --
IT'S OKAY.
1712
01:08:10,952 --> 01:08:12,554
APOLOGIZE TO HER RIGHT NOW,
AND GO HOME.
1713
01:08:12,554 --> 01:08:14,122
DON'T TALK TO ME
LIKE THAT.
1714
01:08:14,122 --> 01:08:15,424
I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU!
1715
01:08:15,424 --> 01:08:16,458
I AM TRYING TO HELP YOU!
1716
01:08:16,458 --> 01:08:17,959
YOU ARE NOT HELPING ME!
1717
01:08:17,959 --> 01:08:19,327
I AM --
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
1718
01:08:19,327 --> 01:08:20,929
YOU CAN'T DO THIS ON YOUR OWN.
I HAVE TO BE HERE.
1719
01:08:20,929 --> 01:08:22,397
NO, I CAN DO THIS ON MY OWN.
I'M FINE!
1720
01:08:22,397 --> 01:08:24,266
DAN, DAN! HEY!
DAN. WHO IS DAN?
1721
01:08:24,266 --> 01:08:27,068
THIS IS MY SON, LLOYD.
1722
01:08:27,068 --> 01:08:28,537
I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
1723
01:08:28,537 --> 01:08:30,038
DAN LOVES TO READ,
HE'S A PISCES,
1724
01:08:30,038 --> 01:08:31,239
AND HE LOVES "SAILOR MOON."
1725
01:08:31,239 --> 01:08:33,041
WASN'T THAT
YOUR FAVORITE SHOW?
1726
01:08:33,041 --> 01:08:34,109
I LOVE "SAILOR MOON."
WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE SAILOR?
1727
01:08:34,109 --> 01:08:35,911
SAILOR MERCURY.
DAN, I'M SORRY.
1728
01:08:35,911 --> 01:08:37,579
UH, YOU'VE BEEN TRICKED
INTO COMING DOWN HERE.
1729
01:08:37,579 --> 01:08:39,114
MY MOM IS INSANE.
YOU NEED TO LEAVE.
1730
01:08:39,114 --> 01:08:41,850
NO! MY SON IS TRYING TO TEACH ME
A LESSON ABOUT MEDDLING,
1731
01:08:41,850 --> 01:08:43,251
BUT YOU SHOULD STAY.
BECAUSE THIS IS ALL ABOUT YOU,
RIGHT?
1732
01:08:43,251 --> 01:08:44,920
NO --
DO YOU LIKE
ITALIAN FOOD, DAN?
1733
01:08:44,920 --> 01:08:47,155
YEAH,
I LOVE ITALIAN FO--
COME HERE.
1734
01:08:48,990 --> 01:08:51,193
WOW.
1735
01:08:51,193 --> 01:08:52,060
HOW WAS THAT?
1736
01:08:53,829 --> 01:08:57,132
GOOD. COME HERE.
1737
01:08:57,132 --> 01:09:00,135
♪ 'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW A THING
ABOUT YOU ♪
1738
01:09:03,004 --> 01:09:06,208
♪ OH, DON'T STOP ♪
1739
01:09:06,208 --> 01:09:10,145
♪ 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO KNOW
A SINGLE THING ABOUT YOU ♪
1740
01:09:13,281 --> 01:09:15,817
♪ EVERYTHING'S PERFECT ♪
1741
01:09:15,817 --> 01:09:17,452
UH [CHUCKLES]
1742
01:09:17,452 --> 01:09:21,256
NOW, PLEASE GO HOME.
YOU SHOULD NOT BE HERE.
1743
01:09:21,256 --> 01:09:22,557
I --
1744
01:09:22,557 --> 01:09:24,025
NO.
COME ON, CARRIE, LET'S GO.
1745
01:09:24,025 --> 01:09:27,162
DEREK, LISTEN.
1746
01:09:27,162 --> 01:09:28,930
I AM SO SORRY.
1747
01:09:28,930 --> 01:09:31,066
I HAVE BEEN LYING TO YOU
THIS WHOLE TIME.
1748
01:09:31,066 --> 01:09:33,401
MY MOM SUBMITTED ME
FOR THE SCHOLARSHIP
WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE.
1749
01:09:33,401 --> 01:09:34,970
I DO NOT DESERVE IT.
1750
01:09:34,970 --> 01:09:36,037
YOU SHOULD GIVE IT
TO SOMEBODY WHO DOES.
1751
01:09:36,037 --> 01:09:37,172
I'M REALLY SORRY.
WAIT.
1752
01:09:37,172 --> 01:09:38,940
WHAT?
1753
01:09:38,940 --> 01:09:42,244
ARE YOU TELLING ME...
YOU'RE NOT GAY?
1754
01:09:42,244 --> 01:09:44,346
I DON'T KNOW.
I REALLY DON'T KNOW.
1755
01:09:44,346 --> 01:09:46,047
HONESTLY, I [SIGHS]
1756
01:09:46,047 --> 01:09:48,984
WHY IS EVERYBODY SO INTENT
ON PUTTING A LABEL ON ME?
1757
01:09:48,984 --> 01:09:51,152
I HAVE NO IDEA IF I'M GAY
OR STRAIGHT.
1758
01:09:51,152 --> 01:09:52,988
I'D NEVER EVEN KISSED ANYBODY
1759
01:09:52,988 --> 01:09:54,890
UNTIL ABOUT 30 SECONDS AGO,
OKAY?
1760
01:09:54,890 --> 01:09:56,491
I DON'T KNOW.
IS THAT ALL RIGHT?
1761
01:09:56,491 --> 01:09:57,826
GOOD NIGHT.
COME ON.
1762
01:09:57,826 --> 01:09:59,561
♪ DON'T STOP ♪
1763
01:09:59,561 --> 01:10:02,998
♪ 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO KNOW
A SINGLE THING ABOUT YOU ♪
1764
01:10:06,001 --> 01:10:08,436
[ VOCALIZING ]
1765
01:10:13,041 --> 01:10:15,010
LLOYD!
YES?
1766
01:10:15,010 --> 01:10:16,845
YOU CAN JUST KISS
NEW YORK GOODBYE
1767
01:10:16,845 --> 01:10:17,879
BECAUSE I CAN'T PAY
FOR IT.
1768
01:10:17,879 --> 01:10:19,481
[ Crying ]
I CANNOT PAY FOR IT.
1769
01:10:19,481 --> 01:10:22,250
AND YOU JUST MADE IT COMPLETELY
CLEAR YOU DON'T WANT MY HELP.
1770
01:10:22,250 --> 01:10:25,253
I DON'T WANT YOUR HELP.
NO, I REALLY DON'T.
1771
01:10:25,253 --> 01:10:27,188
IF I WANNA GO TO NYU,
1772
01:10:27,188 --> 01:10:28,356
I WILL SAVE UP THE MONEY
ON MY OWN
1773
01:10:28,356 --> 01:10:29,891
AND I WILL
GET MYSELF THERE.
1774
01:10:29,891 --> 01:10:31,960
IT'S NOT EVEN ABOUT NYU.
I DON'T CARE ABOUT NYU.
1775
01:10:31,960 --> 01:10:34,996
I JUST WANTED TO GET AS FAR AWAY
FROM YOU AS I COULD.
1776
01:10:40,068 --> 01:10:42,804
Principal Mackie:
WELL, NOW YOU ALL KNOW ME.
1777
01:10:42,804 --> 01:10:47,442
I'M PRINCIPAL MACKIE,
AND, UH, WELL, I'D JUST LIKE TO
1778
01:10:47,442 --> 01:10:50,145
WELCOME ALL YOU
WOODBRIDGE STUDENTS,
1779
01:10:50,145 --> 01:10:51,379
UH, TO OUR PROM.
1780
01:10:51,379 --> 01:10:53,248
AND NOW,
1781
01:10:53,248 --> 01:10:58,119
BARBARA WOLF WILL ANNOUNCE
THE WINNERS OF PROM COURT!
1782
01:10:58,119 --> 01:11:01,389
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
1783
01:11:05,226 --> 01:11:07,929
I KNOW
THAT THERE IS SOMETHING
1784
01:11:07,929 --> 01:11:09,864
THAT WE HAVE ALL BEEN
WAITING FOR --
1785
01:11:09,864 --> 01:11:13,435
WHO OUR PROM KING AND QUEEN
ARE TONIGHT!
1786
01:11:13,435 --> 01:11:16,404
HERE WE GO.
[ DRUM ROLL ]
1787
01:11:16,404 --> 01:11:19,240
[ GASPS ] OH, MY GOSH!
1788
01:11:19,240 --> 01:11:23,578
MY OWN BABY, CARRIE WOLF,
IS PROM QUEEN!
1789
01:11:23,578 --> 01:11:26,114
OH, I'M SO PROUD OF HER!
1790
01:11:26,114 --> 01:11:28,249
CARRIE WOLF AND...
1791
01:11:28,249 --> 01:11:32,220
PROM KING IS LLOYD COOPER?
1792
01:11:32,220 --> 01:11:36,224
YEAH-HA-HA-HAH!
WHOO!
1793
01:11:36,224 --> 01:11:38,393
CARRIE?
1794
01:11:38,393 --> 01:11:40,562
THEY LEFT.
1795
01:11:40,562 --> 01:11:46,001
SON OF A MOTHER SHH-ACKIN' SON
MY MOTHER F-FIST IN THE --
1796
01:11:46,001 --> 01:11:47,402
[ CACKLES ]
1797
01:11:47,402 --> 01:11:49,137
OH, IT'S FINE.
[ LAUGHS ]
1798
01:11:49,137 --> 01:11:51,306
OUR WINNERS.
1799
01:11:51,306 --> 01:11:53,174
OH, IT'S ALL...
1800
01:11:53,174 --> 01:11:55,410
[ SIGHS ]
1801
01:11:55,410 --> 01:11:57,879
YES. OH, YES.
1802
01:11:57,879 --> 01:11:59,581
BARBARA WOLF SAYS,
1803
01:11:59,581 --> 01:12:04,085
"ENJOY YOUR STARRY,
STARRY MAGICAL NIGHT."
1804
01:12:04,085 --> 01:12:07,088
DANCE, SHOO, GO EVERYONE,
DANCE!
1805
01:12:07,088 --> 01:12:09,057
[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]
1806
01:12:17,565 --> 01:12:22,437
♪ THERE'S WOOD FOR THE FIRE ♪
1807
01:12:22,437 --> 01:12:26,241
♪ BUT THERE'S NO MATCHES ♪
1808
01:12:26,241 --> 01:12:27,942
[ HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING ]
1809
01:12:27,942 --> 01:12:30,111
Maggie: [ Echoing ]
WHAT, I'M YOUR MOTHER!
1810
01:12:30,111 --> 01:12:31,379
I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE
AT ALL TIMES!
1811
01:12:31,379 --> 01:12:32,914
LET ME TIE YOUR SHOES.
1812
01:12:32,914 --> 01:12:34,215
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT
WHEN YOU...
1813
01:12:34,215 --> 01:12:35,984
ARE YOU SEEING ANYONE?
1814
01:12:35,984 --> 01:12:37,118
LET ME DO UP THAT SHIRT FOR YOU.
1815
01:12:37,118 --> 01:12:38,553
WHEN WAS YOUR FIRST KISS?
1816
01:12:38,553 --> 01:12:40,188
I LOVE YOU.
I'M NEVER GONNA LEAVE YOU.
1817
01:12:40,188 --> 01:12:41,523
DO YOU...DUST?
1818
01:12:41,523 --> 01:12:44,592
LLOYD, ARE YOU GAY?
1819
01:12:44,592 --> 01:12:47,228
[ PANTING, SIGHS ]
1820
01:13:19,094 --> 01:13:21,129
[ DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE ]
1821
01:13:55,029 --> 01:13:56,297
[ SIGHS ]
YOU READY?
1822
01:13:56,297 --> 01:13:58,199
SO READY. [ CHUCKLES ]
1823
01:13:58,199 --> 01:14:00,168
ALL RIGHT.
1824
01:14:02,904 --> 01:14:04,239
[ HORN HONKS ]
1825
01:14:04,239 --> 01:14:06,975
HEY!
WHAT'S SHE DOIN' HERE?
1826
01:14:06,975 --> 01:14:09,043
WOW.
1827
01:14:13,414 --> 01:14:17,452
YOU THOUGHT I WAS JUST GONNA LET
YOU GO WITHOUT SAYING GOODBYE?
1828
01:14:17,452 --> 01:14:19,554
COME HERE.
1829
01:14:19,554 --> 01:14:23,024
OH, I'M GONNA MISS YOU.
1830
01:14:23,024 --> 01:14:24,159
I'M GONNA MISS YOU, TOO.
1831
01:14:24,159 --> 01:14:26,995
HEY, LISTEN, THANK YOU.
1832
01:14:26,995 --> 01:14:28,363
[ CHUCKLES ] FOR WHAT?
1833
01:14:28,363 --> 01:14:30,532
FOR BEING MY FRIEND,
REALLY.
1834
01:14:30,532 --> 01:14:32,534
I WISH IT HAPPENED SOONER,
BUT...
1835
01:14:32,534 --> 01:14:35,003
BETTER LATE THAN NEVER,
RIGHT?
YEAH.
1836
01:14:36,237 --> 01:14:38,006
I, UM --
I GOT YOU SOMETHING.
1837
01:14:38,006 --> 01:14:39,274
OH!
1838
01:14:39,274 --> 01:14:43,144
YES.
LITTLE GOING-AWAY PRESENT.
1839
01:14:43,144 --> 01:14:45,280
I'VE, UM --
I'VE BEEN SAVING UP.
1840
01:14:45,280 --> 01:14:47,415
N-NEW YORK CITY IS, LIKE,
SUPER SUPER EXPENSIVE.
1841
01:14:47,415 --> 01:14:49,317
OH, MY GOSH.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
1842
01:14:51,486 --> 01:14:53,221
[ CHUCKLES ]
1843
01:14:53,221 --> 01:14:55,290
I CAN'T --
I CAN'T TAKE THIS.
YES! YES!
1844
01:14:55,290 --> 01:14:59,360
IT'S YOURS. AND THE NEXT TIME
I FIND MYSELF IN NEW YORK CITY,
1845
01:14:59,360 --> 01:15:01,529
YOU CAN PAY ME BACK BY LETTING
ME CRASH AT YOUR PLACE,
1846
01:15:01,529 --> 01:15:03,064
FOR LIFE.
1847
01:15:03,064 --> 01:15:04,165
YOU KNOW I GOT THE SCHOLARSHIP,
RIGHT?
1848
01:15:04,165 --> 01:15:07,802
W-WHAT? WAIT, HOW?
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
1849
01:15:07,802 --> 01:15:10,271
WELL, APPARENTLY, BISEXUAL
OR QUESTIONING STILL QUALIFIES.
1850
01:15:10,271 --> 01:15:11,906
[ CHUCKLES ]
1851
01:15:11,906 --> 01:15:14,442
DEREK WAS SUPER-IMPRESSED
THAT HE WAS HONEST,
1852
01:15:14,442 --> 01:15:16,311
SO THAT CLINCHED THE DEAL.
1853
01:15:16,311 --> 01:15:18,513
DOING THE RIGHT THING PAID OFF,
WHO KNEW?
1854
01:15:18,513 --> 01:15:20,081
LLOYD [SQUEALS, LAUGHS]
1855
01:15:20,081 --> 01:15:21,816
OH, MY GOD!
I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU.
1856
01:15:21,816 --> 01:15:23,284
HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE,
PLEASE. COME ON.
1857
01:15:23,284 --> 01:15:25,420
NO, NO, YOU KNOW WHAT?
TAKE IT, YOU KNOW?
1858
01:15:25,420 --> 01:15:27,288
I-I STILL WANT A PLACE
TO STAY,
1859
01:15:27,288 --> 01:15:29,257
AND THE SCHOLARSHIP
WON'T COVER EVERYTHING, SO...
1860
01:15:29,257 --> 01:15:31,292
YOU ARE JUST THE BEST.
YOU'RE JUST THE BEST.
1861
01:15:31,292 --> 01:15:33,328
COME HERE. MM.
AH.
1862
01:15:33,328 --> 01:15:34,529
ALL RIGHT, GET OUT OF HERE
BEFORE I TAKE YOU WITH ME.
1863
01:15:34,529 --> 01:15:36,231
MM, I WISH YOU WOULD.
1864
01:15:36,231 --> 01:15:37,899
[ LAUGHS ]
[ CHUCKLES ]
1865
01:15:40,001 --> 01:15:42,303
YOU ALL RIGHT?
1866
01:15:42,303 --> 01:15:43,438
YEAH.
ARE YOU CRYING?
1867
01:15:43,438 --> 01:15:45,273
[ SNIFFLES ] MAYBE.
[ CRIES ]
1868
01:15:45,273 --> 01:15:48,243
WHAT'S WRONG WITH A DAD BEIN'
SAD HIS KID'S GOIN' AWAY?
1869
01:15:48,243 --> 01:15:50,411
COME HERE.
YOU'RE GOIN'.
1870
01:15:50,411 --> 01:15:52,013
[ Chuckling ] YOU'RE GONNA FLY.
I LOVE YOU.
1871
01:15:52,013 --> 01:15:53,481
I LOVE YOU, TOO, DAD.
1872
01:15:53,481 --> 01:15:56,317
YOU ARE GONNA KICK ASS
IN THAT TOWN.
1873
01:15:56,317 --> 01:15:58,152
[ LAUGHS ]
1874
01:15:58,152 --> 01:15:59,821
YOU ARE JUST -- YOU ARE NOT
GONNA BELIEVE IT.
1875
01:15:59,821 --> 01:16:01,589
IT'S SUCH A COOL PLACE.
CAN'T WAIT.
1876
01:16:01,589 --> 01:16:04,092
YOU ARE GONNA HAVE
THE MOST FUN.
I WILL.
1877
01:16:04,092 --> 01:16:05,360
WAIT!
1878
01:16:05,360 --> 01:16:07,395
I'M RIGHT HERE, MOM!
1879
01:16:12,333 --> 01:16:14,836
A COUPLE THINGS.
1880
01:16:14,836 --> 01:16:17,572
I GOTTA GO OR I'M GONNA MISS
MY FLIGHT, OKAY?
I KNOW, I KNOW. HERE.
1881
01:16:17,572 --> 01:16:18,940
OKAY.
1882
01:16:18,940 --> 01:16:19,941
DID YOU PACK YOUR I.D.?
YEAH.
1883
01:16:19,941 --> 01:16:21,309
WARM CLOTHES?
YES.
1884
01:16:21,309 --> 01:16:22,844
IT'S WINTER THERE,
YOU KNOW.
YEAH.
1885
01:16:22,844 --> 01:16:23,845
OKAY.
I'M GOOD.
1886
01:16:23,845 --> 01:16:25,980
I'M GONNA MISS YOU.
1887
01:16:25,980 --> 01:16:28,216
I'M GONNA MISS YOU, TOO.
1888
01:16:28,216 --> 01:16:30,518
YEAH?
YEAH.
1889
01:16:30,518 --> 01:16:32,887
EVEN ALL YOUR WILDLY
INAPPROPRIATE STORIES.
1890
01:16:32,887 --> 01:16:35,556
COME HERE.
1891
01:16:37,425 --> 01:16:38,960
I LOVE YOU, MOM.
1892
01:16:38,960 --> 01:16:40,461
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
1893
01:16:40,461 --> 01:16:42,263
I LOVE YOU.
1894
01:16:42,263 --> 01:16:44,399
OKAY, WE'RE GONNA LET GO,
OKAY?
OKAY.
1895
01:16:44,399 --> 01:16:47,101
ON THREE, TWO, ONE.
LET'S DO THREE, TWO, ONE, READY?
1896
01:16:47,101 --> 01:16:48,236
THREE, TWO, ONE.
OKAY.
1897
01:16:48,236 --> 01:16:49,904
GOOD. GOOD. OH.
OH, I WASN'T READY.
1898
01:16:49,904 --> 01:16:51,339
OKAY, THAT'S OKAY.
READY?
1899
01:16:51,339 --> 01:16:53,408
Both:
THREE, TWO, ONE.
1900
01:16:55,109 --> 01:16:57,512
SEE? THERE YOU GO.
1901
01:16:57,512 --> 01:16:58,947
I LOVE YOU, MOM.
1902
01:16:58,947 --> 01:17:01,382
OKAY.
1903
01:17:01,382 --> 01:17:02,817
[ SIGHS ]
1904
01:17:02,817 --> 01:17:04,585
HEY.
HUH?
1905
01:17:04,585 --> 01:17:06,587
YOU DON'T HATE ME, HUH?
1906
01:17:06,587 --> 01:17:08,856
NO.
1907
01:17:08,856 --> 01:17:10,925
OKAY.
HE DOESN'T HATE ME.
1908
01:17:10,925 --> 01:17:12,827
GOOD.
1909
01:17:12,827 --> 01:17:14,295
KEEP AN EYE ON HER,
ALL RIGHT, CARRIE?
1910
01:17:14,295 --> 01:17:16,130
ABSOLUTELY.
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
1911
01:17:16,130 --> 01:17:17,432
[ Chuckling ] BYE, LLOYD.
1912
01:17:17,432 --> 01:17:19,400
BYE.
BYE.
1913
01:17:38,920 --> 01:17:40,455
OKAY.
1914
01:17:50,999 --> 01:17:52,200
[ HORN BLARES ]
1915
01:17:59,173 --> 01:18:01,509
[ SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE ]
1916
01:18:16,391 --> 01:18:18,326
[ SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE ]
1917
01:18:21,863 --> 01:18:25,466
[ POP MUSIC PLAYING
IN HEADPHONES ]
1918
01:18:35,810 --> 01:18:36,944
SURPRISE!
1919
01:18:36,944 --> 01:18:38,012
HEY!
1920
01:18:38,012 --> 01:18:39,847
HI!
HI.
1921
01:18:39,847 --> 01:18:41,849
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
1922
01:18:41,849 --> 01:18:44,318
MY BIRTHDAY'S NOT FOR ANOTHER
SIX MONTHS. YOU KNOW THAT.
1923
01:18:44,318 --> 01:18:46,220
YEAH,
BUT THE SECURITY GUARD
1924
01:18:46,220 --> 01:18:48,356
I HAD TO BRIBE DOWNSTAIRS
DOES NOT.
1925
01:18:48,356 --> 01:18:50,324
UH-HUH.
1926
01:18:50,324 --> 01:18:51,559
HI.
1927
01:18:51,559 --> 01:18:54,362
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN NEW YORK CITY?
1928
01:18:54,362 --> 01:18:57,165
WELL, I HAD THESE FREQUENT FLYER
MILES I HAD TO USE,
1929
01:18:57,165 --> 01:18:58,433
SO I JUST THOUGHT,
"I'LL COME SEE MY SON!"
1930
01:18:58,433 --> 01:19:00,134
YOU DON'T HAVE
FREQUENT FLYER MILES, THOUGH.
1931
01:19:00,134 --> 01:19:02,336
NO, I DON'T.
NO.
1932
01:19:02,336 --> 01:19:03,538
BUT YOUR DAD DOES.
1933
01:19:03,538 --> 01:19:06,841
AND, UH,
HE'S DOWNSTAIRS.
1934
01:19:06,841 --> 01:19:08,443
RIGHT NOW?
YEAH.
1935
01:19:08,443 --> 01:19:11,045
'CAUSE, UM,
WE'RE HERE TOGETHER.
1936
01:19:11,045 --> 01:19:13,815
REALLY?
YEAH.
1937
01:19:13,815 --> 01:19:15,283
MOM,
THAT'S SO GOOD TO HEAR.
1938
01:19:15,283 --> 01:19:16,317
IT'S OKAY, HUH?
1939
01:19:16,317 --> 01:19:19,020
THAT'S GREAT, YEAH!
OKAY.
1940
01:19:19,020 --> 01:19:21,189
UM, SO [SIGHS]
DO YOU WANNA HAVE DINNER?
1941
01:19:21,189 --> 01:19:22,890
NO, YEAH,
THAT'D BE GREAT.
REALLY?
1942
01:19:22,890 --> 01:19:24,058
YEAH, YEAH, OF COURSE!
1943
01:19:24,058 --> 01:19:25,293
OKAY. WE MADE
A RESERVATION AND --
1944
01:19:25,293 --> 01:19:26,994
PERFECT!
YEAH, OF COURSE.
1945
01:19:26,994 --> 01:19:30,131
OKAY.
IT'S REALLY GREAT IN HERE.
1946
01:19:30,131 --> 01:19:33,835
RESERVATIONS FOR HOW MANY?
1947
01:19:35,870 --> 01:19:38,272
MOM?
1948
01:19:38,272 --> 01:19:42,043
♪ BETSY, CUT MY DRESS
A LITTLE SHORTER ♪
1949
01:19:42,043 --> 01:19:45,313
♪ GET ME READY FOR MY VIDEO ♪
1950
01:19:45,313 --> 01:19:50,151
♪ ONE TAKE,
I'LL SHAKE IT UP ON MTV ♪
1951
01:19:50,151 --> 01:19:52,386
♪ ALL EYES ON ME ♪
1952
01:19:52,386 --> 01:19:56,190
♪ JOHN, MAKE MY PLATFORMS
A LITTLE HIGHER ♪
1953
01:19:56,190 --> 01:20:00,094
♪ I GOTTA WALK WITHOUT MY BAND ♪
1954
01:20:00,094 --> 01:20:03,131
♪ ALL EYES ON ME ♪
1955
01:20:03,131 --> 01:20:06,801
♪ THEY SAY I'M FOLK,
BUT I LIKE BOWIE ♪
1956
01:20:06,801 --> 01:20:09,170
♪ WHOAAA ♪
1957
01:20:09,170 --> 01:20:10,872
♪ THOSE WERE THE '90s ♪
1958
01:20:10,872 --> 01:20:12,406
♪ WHOAAAA ♪
1959
01:20:12,406 --> 01:20:14,542
♪ AND TIME FLIES SO FAST ♪
1960
01:20:14,542 --> 01:20:16,144
♪ WHOAAAA ♪
1961
01:20:16,144 --> 01:20:18,412
♪ YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME THEN ♪
1962
01:20:18,412 --> 01:20:21,482
♪ BUT I DON'T WANNA GO BACK ♪
1963
01:20:21,482 --> 01:20:24,018
♪ WE LET OUR HAIR GROW LONG ♪
1964
01:20:24,018 --> 01:20:25,520
♪ SO LONG ♪
1965
01:20:25,520 --> 01:20:28,523
♪ GOT BIKER BOOTS
AND WROTE TOUGH SONGS ♪
1966
01:20:28,523 --> 01:20:32,160
♪ SO I'M THE ANGEL,
SHE'S THE DEMON ♪
1967
01:20:32,160 --> 01:20:35,997
♪ ALL THE WORDS
HAVE TOO MUCH MEANING ♪
1968
01:20:35,997 --> 01:20:37,465
♪ WHOAAAA ♪
1969
01:20:37,465 --> 01:20:39,901
♪ THOSE WERE THE '90s ♪
1970
01:20:39,901 --> 01:20:41,335
♪ WHOAAAA ♪
1971
01:20:41,335 --> 01:20:43,271
♪ AND TIME FLIES SO FAST ♪
1972
01:20:43,271 --> 01:20:44,872
♪ WHOAAAA ♪
1973
01:20:44,872 --> 01:20:47,208
♪ YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME THEN ♪
1974
01:20:47,208 --> 01:20:50,278
♪ BUT I DON'T WANNA GO BACK ♪
1975
01:20:50,278 --> 01:20:53,848
♪ NO, I DON'T WANNA GO BACK ♪
1976
01:20:53,848 --> 01:20:57,318
♪ HE CAN'T SPIT OUT
WHAT HE THINKS ♪
1977
01:20:57,318 --> 01:21:00,855
♪ WAITS TO HEAR
AND THEN AGREES ♪
1978
01:21:00,855 --> 01:21:04,192
♪ STILL SENDS ME A LIMOUSINE ♪
1979
01:21:04,192 --> 01:21:06,460
♪ SO ALTERNATIVE ♪
1980
01:21:06,460 --> 01:21:11,465
♪ JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE
IN THE MAINSTREAM ♪
1981
01:21:11,465 --> 01:21:14,135
♪ 1, 2, 3, GO ♪
1982
01:21:14,135 --> 01:21:18,039
[ INSTRUMENTAL BREAK ]
1983
01:21:21,142 --> 01:21:23,945
[ VOCALIZING ]
1984
01:21:23,945 --> 01:21:28,082
♪ NO, I DON'T WANNA GO --
WANNA GO BACK ♪
1985
01:21:28,082 --> 01:21:30,084
♪ WHOAAAA ♪
1986
01:21:30,084 --> 01:21:31,452
♪ THOSE WERE THE '90s ♪
1987
01:21:31,452 --> 01:21:33,821
♪ WHOAAAA ♪
1988
01:21:33,821 --> 01:21:35,423
♪ AND TIME FLIES SO FAST ♪
1989
01:21:35,423 --> 01:21:37,425
♪ WHOAAAA ♪
1990
01:21:37,425 --> 01:21:39,460
♪ YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME THEN ♪
1991
01:21:39,460 --> 01:21:42,296
♪ BUT I DON'T WANNA GO BACK ♪
1992
01:21:42,296 --> 01:21:46,234
♪ NO, I DON'T WANNA GO BACK ♪
1993
01:21:46,234 --> 01:21:48,269
♪ I DON'T WANNA GO BACK ♪
1994
01:21:48,269 --> 01:21:50,972
♪ YOU CAN'T BEND THE PAST ♪
1995
01:21:50,972 --> 01:21:54,141
♪ SURE, I LIKED IT THEN ♪
1996
01:21:54,141 --> 01:21:57,144
♪ BUT I DON'T WANNA GO BACK ♪
1997
01:21:57,144 --> 01:21:59,213
♪ WHOAAAA ♪
1998
01:21:59,213 --> 01:22:01,349
♪ THOSE WERE THE '90s ♪
1999
01:22:01,349 --> 01:22:05,253
♪ I DON'T WANNA GO BACK ♪
2000
01:22:07,488 --> 01:22:11,025
[ VOCALIZES ]
2001
01:22:15,997 --> 01:22:18,432
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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