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Previously on "Good Girls"...
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A few weeks ago
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that thing with
the bank truck burning up,
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crazy how much it cost me.
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Can't do another one. I have a wife.
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Oh, the bitch who stole my money?
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Convince women these are real,
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you get ten times the money.
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He didn't know any women
who could afford a real one.
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- And we do?
- We might have to find them.
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We could send him to private
school, St. Anne's.
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Did you see the game?
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Dude, you were so good.
You scored, like, 20 goals.
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I at least want my husband out.
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Not until we know where the money goes.
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I made a deal to get you out.
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What did he make you do this time?
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It's not him.
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Do you want this over or not?
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What if he finds it?
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Improvise.
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Grandma loves Grisham.
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Let me ask you all something.
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What are we doing here?
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Like, right now?
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I mean this operation.
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Yes, you.
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Trying to
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get the bad guy.
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Ah, how?
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Yes, yes, go ahead.
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By following the money.
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And what would get in the way of that?
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Um...
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If you don't...
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what?
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We don't...
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If you don't...
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Show up on time.
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'Cause today we got here before you did.
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No, no, uh-uh.
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If you don't
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tell us...
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that you're screwing the target.
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Yeah!
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Why didn't you tell us?
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Um, because I'm not?
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Your wire would disagree.
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Okay.
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I'm not screwing anyone, all right?
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Except your friends
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if you want to keep this deal.
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You did it with him again, dude?
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Not it.
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Then what?
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You know, the other thing.
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Did it involve your vagina?
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Sort of.
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And his penis?
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No.
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So his hm?
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No.
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So his huh.
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Okay, I was trying to distract him.
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By trapping his fingers?
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Because he was going to see your wire.
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Unbelievable.
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In his abuelita's house.
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I really don't care
how many bases you rounded.
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They just call her grandma.
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Oh, the boss, right?
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How was I supposed to know?
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Now we're right back where we started.
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None of this is my fault.
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Okay, just what are we
supposed to do now?
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'Cause, like, we really need this deal.
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You are back on the bench.
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One of you two will have to pinch-hit.
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Now I'm getting confused
because the baseball stuff
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is blurring with the sexy stuff and...
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No part of that man
is getting any of this.
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Her wire's still hot.
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Anything good?
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Well, Grandma loves
"Two and a Half Men."
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She's totally sick of CPK,
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and her foot doctor
appointment's on Tuesday.
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What about our guy?
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Oh, he's gonna need her.
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Just don't ask me to wear a wire again.
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What were you guys talking about?
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Hey.
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Little Money wants me to cut
the crusts off now.
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You thought about how we're
gonna sell these things?
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Ask me, it's the best part.
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All right. Check this.
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Hm, that's swank.
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Four bedrooms, open floor plan,
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mad curb appeal.
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- Yeah, who's staying there?
- We are.
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- It's right by Harry's school.
- Mm-hmm.
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With all those rich moms,
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it's the kind of place
you buy a top-notch purse.
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Yeah, if you got two Gs a night.
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One of the girls at the salons
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cleans these pads in-between guests.
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Well, won't they know that
we don't live there?
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Not if we say we do.
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Nah, I can't fake that kind of money.
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All these bitches
care about are their houses,
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their charities,
and what everyone else has.
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Exactly.
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Okay, you can just be my arm candy.
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Hey, it's your ass on the line.
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- Beth can't be a part of this.
- Okay.
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- I mean, she makes everything about her.
- You're right.
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No, I don't think you're
hearing what I'm saying.
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- I am.
- She does whatever she wants,
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- whenever she wants.
- I know.
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And the rules don't ever apply.
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- You're right.
- Next thing you know,
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you got a bullet in your other
knee, I'm back in jail...
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- And she's living large.
- Yes.
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She can't even hear about this.
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I agree.
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You know I'm talking about
Beth Boland, right?
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- Yup.
- Your homie.
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Got it.
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Really?
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She doesn't tell me everything she does.
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Huh.
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Okay.
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Good.
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They were out of Windex.
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That boy's onto something.
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That's good as hell.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, yeah.
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Mugs?
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Sit down.
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I was really hoping for more of
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a to-go kind of coffee situation.
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Just, uh,
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just lay it on me, bruh.
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You were right.
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Hm, exciting. About what?
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I want to pull Ben out of St. Anne's.
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Wait, what?
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I don't want him to
turn into a rich dick.
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But you wanted him to
go in the first place.
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Well, I changed my mind, okay?
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What, now that he has friends?
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This place is evil.
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He has teachers that love him.
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His teachers will love
him in public school.
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But what about lacrosse?
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He can play lacrosse anywhere.
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They just got into the playoffs.
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It's fine, all right, fine,
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but you deal with all
the birthday stuff.
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What does that have to do with anything?
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You remember Keeley Shukert's
birthday last weekend?
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- The Swifty karaoke?
- Mm-hmm, yeah.
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Well, it turns out that it
wasn't a themed party.
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Taylor Swift actually showed up.
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Taylor Swift came to
a 14-year-old's birthday party?
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Yeah, and she played
the whole "1989" album.
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Did she do "Out of the Woods?"
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- The whole album.
- What about "Clean"?
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The whole "1989" album, okay?
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All of it. Every single song.
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And then she stayed and ate cake.
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My God.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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So, you know, what's Ben gonna
expect for his birthday?
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Selena Gomez?
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I think she charges by the song
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or by, like, the hour, or by...
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Who cares? That's not the point.
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The point is Ben can't think this is
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what birthday parties are.
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I mean, he can't be a dick.
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No, so we gotta pull him out.
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Right.
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Stat.
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What's faster than stat?
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I don't know.
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Maybe you'll figure it out.
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Hang on.
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Well, you gotta tell him.
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Why me?
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'Cause I'm eating the tuition.
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Jesus.
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This sucks.
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Yeah.
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Think they forgot to put
the cinnamon in it.
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I think that's what it is. Hold on.
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Hey, I fed the kids fish sticks,
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but I told them it was mozzarella.
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We should get Kenny to cut
his fingernails.
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Why? He looks like a wizard.
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Are you going out?
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Yeah, I'm gonna run some errands.
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Like...
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like errands?
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Why are you whispering?
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It's just your hair and your makeup,
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and you smell good, you know.
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No, I don't.
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Is this, like, an op?
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- Okay, between us...
- Yeah.
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- You can't tell.
- I won't.
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Swear on Emma's life.
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Can I swear on Kenny's?
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- Seriously.
- I'm sorry. Yes.
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I won't tell, I promise.
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I'm going to the grocery store.
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What are you drinking?
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Something strong.
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Nah, come on now.
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So dinner was, uh...
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fun,
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yeah?
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Parts of it.
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Got a problem, though.
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What's that?
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Grandma's pissed we missed dessert.
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What'd you tell her?
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That you're a fan, too.
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Tell her thank you.
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One more thing though, yeah?
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Never mind, I'll just write her a note.
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I need a bank.
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Maybe try your mattress this time.
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Safety deposit box would be even better.
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Not when your husband's
under house arrest
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for laundering money.
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That's why it can't be you.
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What about the other girls?
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Nah.
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Same kind of heat.
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Okay, who's it supposed to be?
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It don't matter.
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As long as they're in mom jeans,
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no one will think twice.
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Why jeans?
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'Cause a dress like that draws
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the wrong kind of attention.
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She's not a mom.
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She just needs to get him
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to talk about his money.
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She doesn't look like a mom.
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They record that and boom.
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She doesn't even walk like a mom.
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Racketeering, tax evasion...
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'Cause she's not a mom.
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She has a mom.
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No gummy bears before
night-night, little fella.
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Don't run with scissors, tiger.
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Just getting my mom on.
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Hmm?
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We're so gonna die.
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How hard can it be?
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Literally nothing gets past this guy.
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So teach me.
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- How many kids?
- Two.
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- Names.
- Tom and Sally.
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'Cause it's 1958.
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- Bryar and Julian.
- Okay.
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Bryar with a Y.
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- How old's Julian?
- Um...
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- Quick!
- One and a half.
273
00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:15,657
In months.
274
00:12:15,740 --> 00:12:17,409
- Always in months.
- What?
275
00:12:17,492 --> 00:12:19,285
Everything under two years is in months.
276
00:12:19,369 --> 00:12:21,287
Everything over two years is in years.
277
00:12:21,371 --> 00:12:22,747
- Why?
- Never ask why.
278
00:12:22,831 --> 00:12:24,416
- Why?
- Only kids ask why.
279
00:12:24,499 --> 00:12:26,835
Let's go again. Start from the top.
280
00:12:53,194 --> 00:12:55,196
Now it's a mom bag.
281
00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:56,239
- When's bedtime?
- Seven.
282
00:12:56,322 --> 00:12:57,740
Eight.
283
00:12:57,824 --> 00:13:00,076
I go to bed at nine.
284
00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:01,077
It's a trick question.
285
00:13:01,161 --> 00:13:02,328
There's no point in setting one
286
00:13:02,412 --> 00:13:05,165
'cause they'll never listen.
287
00:13:24,142 --> 00:13:25,518
Do you want to live?
288
00:13:25,602 --> 00:13:27,312
It's so gross.
289
00:13:30,064 --> 00:13:31,733
It's 2:15. What are you late for?
290
00:13:31,816 --> 00:13:33,693
- School pickup.
- Just pickup.
291
00:13:33,776 --> 00:13:36,237
How many times are we gonna
go around this mountain?
292
00:13:36,321 --> 00:13:37,363
No one says school.
293
00:13:37,447 --> 00:13:39,699
Okay, just...
294
00:13:39,782 --> 00:13:41,326
Oh, no, don't give him that.
295
00:13:41,409 --> 00:13:42,535
It's too much sugar.
296
00:13:42,619 --> 00:13:43,786
Yeah, the bad kind. Not the good kind.
297
00:13:43,870 --> 00:13:45,872
You know what? Give him the
sweet potatoes in the fridge.
298
00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:48,041
I puréed them myself.
Don't use the pouch.
299
00:13:48,124 --> 00:13:50,585
I started adding tarragon
to introduce spice.
300
00:13:50,668 --> 00:13:51,920
Sorry I'm late.
301
00:13:52,003 --> 00:13:53,796
Marty doesn't know what
to feed the kids.
302
00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:55,590
Okay, yeah, just do bath time
303
00:13:55,673 --> 00:13:57,425
and then I'll be back
in time for stories, okay?
304
00:13:57,509 --> 00:13:59,844
All right. Love you. Bye.
305
00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:02,013
So?
306
00:14:02,096 --> 00:14:03,181
Julian has a temp.
307
00:14:03,264 --> 00:14:04,557
102.
308
00:14:04,641 --> 00:14:06,351
And a rash, which I was freaking out
309
00:14:06,434 --> 00:14:07,560
because I thought it was measles
310
00:14:07,644 --> 00:14:09,521
'cause he just had his MMR, but no.
311
00:14:09,604 --> 00:14:11,523
Turns out it's roseola,
which Bryar never had,
312
00:14:11,606 --> 00:14:12,941
but she did have foot and mouth,
313
00:14:13,024 --> 00:14:14,400
so I thought maybe it was that at first,
314
00:14:14,484 --> 00:14:16,110
but I was wrong.
315
00:14:16,194 --> 00:14:18,363
Poor little monkey. Hmm.
316
00:14:18,446 --> 00:14:19,906
Anyway, I forgot to write down
317
00:14:19,989 --> 00:14:22,116
what the pharmacist told me to get.
318
00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:24,202
Where is that pen?
319
00:14:24,285 --> 00:14:26,371
Oh, shoot.
320
00:14:31,876 --> 00:14:33,836
Here it is.
321
00:14:39,467 --> 00:14:41,135
She's ready.
322
00:14:52,230 --> 00:14:54,148
Did you fix it?
323
00:14:54,232 --> 00:14:56,442
It wasn't broken.
324
00:14:56,526 --> 00:14:58,486
Danny said he couldn't
do his book report.
325
00:14:58,570 --> 00:15:00,321
Well, all he had to do was
326
00:15:00,405 --> 00:15:02,699
replace the ink cartridge.
327
00:15:04,284 --> 00:15:07,078
What is the Aqua Joy 2000?
328
00:15:07,161 --> 00:15:10,790
It's the most powerful
home spa on the market.
329
00:15:10,873 --> 00:15:13,459
Yeah, I know, but why does
it say that we bought it?
330
00:15:13,543 --> 00:15:15,878
Because we did.
331
00:15:15,962 --> 00:15:17,505
And we need it.
332
00:15:17,589 --> 00:15:18,840
You said that no one needs a hot tub.
333
00:15:18,923 --> 00:15:20,425
That was before my wife decided to go
334
00:15:20,508 --> 00:15:22,302
all Donnie Brasco on us.
335
00:15:22,385 --> 00:15:24,095
What are you talking about?
336
00:15:24,178 --> 00:15:25,847
This is money that we don't have.
337
00:15:25,930 --> 00:15:27,599
For starters, it's very loud.
338
00:15:27,682 --> 00:15:29,809
Right, so in case you
and the girls ever need
339
00:15:29,892 --> 00:15:31,352
to get into a conversation
340
00:15:31,436 --> 00:15:32,729
that you don't want other
people to hear...
341
00:15:32,812 --> 00:15:34,063
No one is listening.
342
00:15:34,147 --> 00:15:35,189
How do you know?
343
00:15:35,273 --> 00:15:36,899
Because I'm the informant.
344
00:15:38,359 --> 00:15:39,861
Well, I can't risk it, okay?
345
00:15:39,944 --> 00:15:41,613
You?
346
00:15:43,364 --> 00:15:45,199
Yeah, me.
347
00:15:45,283 --> 00:15:47,368
I'm taking all the risk.
348
00:15:47,452 --> 00:15:50,496
Well, I have the most to lose.
349
00:15:53,625 --> 00:15:56,210
Well, we don't need this.
350
00:16:01,591 --> 00:16:03,134
I need Nevada.
351
00:16:18,399 --> 00:16:19,817
There she is.
352
00:16:21,653 --> 00:16:22,862
- Hey.
- Morning, ladies.
353
00:16:22,945 --> 00:16:25,239
- Good morning.
- I added the chunky necklace.
354
00:16:25,323 --> 00:16:26,783
It's great, right?
355
00:16:26,866 --> 00:16:29,619
- No.
- It's not. It's bad.
356
00:16:34,749 --> 00:16:37,126
Beep twice if you can hear me.
357
00:16:40,838 --> 00:16:42,674
Showtime.
358
00:16:42,757 --> 00:16:44,926
Is it in the salt and pepper shaker?
359
00:16:45,009 --> 00:16:46,594
All of it.
360
00:16:47,970 --> 00:16:50,890
Can he hear when I'm
talking to the condiments?
361
00:16:50,973 --> 00:16:53,267
All of it.
362
00:16:55,645 --> 00:16:58,106
Beep three times in you can hear me.
363
00:17:07,365 --> 00:17:09,575
Oh, my God. Damn.
364
00:17:09,659 --> 00:17:10,868
Up, ladies.
365
00:17:10,952 --> 00:17:11,869
What?
366
00:17:11,953 --> 00:17:14,288
Can't seat you 'til
your whole party's here.
367
00:17:14,372 --> 00:17:16,374
He's parking.
368
00:17:17,375 --> 00:17:20,294
Actually, I spoke to
the manager yesterday
369
00:17:20,378 --> 00:17:22,088
about reserving this table.
370
00:17:23,339 --> 00:17:24,590
Well, he ain't here today.
371
00:17:24,674 --> 00:17:27,510
We really need this table.
372
00:17:27,593 --> 00:17:29,762
So do those folks.
373
00:17:29,846 --> 00:17:33,349
But there's, like,
150 other tables in here.
374
00:17:33,433 --> 00:17:35,351
This is their favorite.
375
00:17:38,396 --> 00:17:40,815
What if we ordered for him?
376
00:17:40,898 --> 00:17:42,316
Don't count.
377
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:43,776
Why doesn't that count?
378
00:17:43,860 --> 00:17:45,737
Because we don't seat tuna melts.
379
00:17:45,820 --> 00:17:47,155
We seat people.
380
00:17:47,238 --> 00:17:50,825
Okay, we're not actually
here to have lunch.
381
00:17:50,908 --> 00:17:53,494
Well, what the heck you doing then?
382
00:17:56,706 --> 00:17:58,541
Ladies.
383
00:18:03,588 --> 00:18:06,841
Round of Arnold Palmers. Thank you.
384
00:18:06,924 --> 00:18:08,426
And you can just leave out the iced tea
385
00:18:08,509 --> 00:18:10,344
for mine, thanks.
386
00:18:10,428 --> 00:18:13,389
So, lemonade.
387
00:18:14,724 --> 00:18:15,850
This is my friend.
388
00:18:15,933 --> 00:18:18,102
I'm Carolyn with a Y.
389
00:18:20,730 --> 00:18:22,106
So how do you all know each other?
390
00:18:22,190 --> 00:18:24,358
- Pick up.
- Garden class.
391
00:18:24,442 --> 00:18:25,985
I mean, well,
392
00:18:26,068 --> 00:18:28,112
I knew her first from school.
393
00:18:28,196 --> 00:18:29,447
Yeah, she was the only other mom
394
00:18:29,530 --> 00:18:31,908
who would rosé all day with me, so.
395
00:18:33,075 --> 00:18:34,660
And then she did wonders
with my perennials.
396
00:18:34,744 --> 00:18:36,162
- Stop.
- You did.
397
00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:37,955
You should see what this girl
can do with a topiary.
398
00:18:38,039 --> 00:18:39,874
You'd be like, a-poosh!
399
00:18:39,957 --> 00:18:41,751
I run a small landscaping business
400
00:18:41,834 --> 00:18:43,753
when I'm not shlepping Bryar and Julian
401
00:18:43,836 --> 00:18:45,880
off to play dates,
402
00:18:45,963 --> 00:18:48,132
and Gymboree, and toddler tunes, and...
403
00:18:48,216 --> 00:18:51,469
And then we've all
been great friends ever since.
404
00:18:51,552 --> 00:18:52,845
Yes.
405
00:18:55,723 --> 00:18:57,058
Cool.
406
00:18:59,811 --> 00:19:01,103
Way cool.
407
00:19:03,105 --> 00:19:05,358
So she's trying to grow her business,
408
00:19:05,441 --> 00:19:09,278
which makes her sort of perfect
for our arrangement.
409
00:19:15,117 --> 00:19:17,119
So what do you want me to do?
410
00:19:21,123 --> 00:19:23,626
Well, I don't know
about you guys, but um...
411
00:19:23,709 --> 00:19:26,420
I can't talk shop on an empty stomach.
412
00:19:26,504 --> 00:19:28,631
Oh.
413
00:19:35,471 --> 00:19:36,722
Y'all ready?
414
00:19:36,806 --> 00:19:38,307
Ready if you guys are.
415
00:19:38,391 --> 00:19:39,767
- Sure.
- Yep.
416
00:19:39,851 --> 00:19:41,060
- Okay.
- I could be ready.
417
00:19:41,143 --> 00:19:42,061
Let me just...
418
00:19:42,144 --> 00:19:45,273
I'll do a BLT,
bacon extra crispy, please.
419
00:19:45,356 --> 00:19:46,983
White or wheat?
420
00:19:47,066 --> 00:19:48,109
Surprise me.
421
00:19:48,192 --> 00:19:50,444
I'll just take a Cobb salad.
422
00:19:50,528 --> 00:19:53,281
In fact, do you guys all just
want Cobb salads?
423
00:19:53,364 --> 00:19:55,074
- Mm, yummy.
- Yeah, that's delicious.
424
00:19:55,157 --> 00:19:57,410
- Read my mind.
- Love Cobb.
425
00:19:57,493 --> 00:19:59,245
Thank you.
426
00:20:02,164 --> 00:20:05,209
So...
427
00:20:05,293 --> 00:20:06,961
what do you wanna just have her
428
00:20:07,044 --> 00:20:09,755
stash a bunch of cash...
429
00:20:09,839 --> 00:20:11,841
Oh, uh, miss.
430
00:20:11,924 --> 00:20:13,926
Could you wrap all that up to-go for us?
431
00:20:14,010 --> 00:20:16,137
Thank you.
432
00:20:18,639 --> 00:20:20,308
Where are we going?
433
00:20:20,391 --> 00:20:23,144
To her house.
434
00:20:27,356 --> 00:20:29,025
Why?
435
00:20:29,108 --> 00:20:32,570
You know, you never know
who's listening around here.
436
00:20:33,237 --> 00:20:34,989
Well, we could go to my house.
437
00:20:35,072 --> 00:20:36,657
- Way closer.
- It's like, right...
438
00:20:36,741 --> 00:20:38,159
- Yeah.
- It's good.
439
00:20:38,242 --> 00:20:39,660
Nah.
440
00:20:43,039 --> 00:20:45,625
I want to see her place.
441
00:21:06,340 --> 00:21:08,050
How much further?
442
00:21:08,133 --> 00:21:10,177
Uh, just ahead.
443
00:21:10,260 --> 00:21:12,179
And then?
444
00:21:12,262 --> 00:21:13,889
Just a few blocks.
445
00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:32,699
Hey, why don't we just talk in here?
446
00:21:32,783 --> 00:21:34,868
Yeah, I mean,
447
00:21:34,952 --> 00:21:36,745
it's just us.
448
00:21:37,230 --> 00:21:38,314
Super private.
449
00:21:38,339 --> 00:21:39,907
We close?
450
00:21:42,668 --> 00:21:44,036
We're here.
451
00:21:53,136 --> 00:21:55,055
They're in here somewhere.
452
00:22:01,019 --> 00:22:02,938
Could just knock.
453
00:22:03,021 --> 00:22:05,023
My husband's sleeping.
454
00:22:05,107 --> 00:22:06,525
At noon?
455
00:22:09,152 --> 00:22:11,113
Yeah, he's not feeling well.
456
00:22:11,196 --> 00:22:13,574
Yeah, he got it from the kids.
457
00:22:13,657 --> 00:22:15,659
Yeah, went through
the whole soccer team.
458
00:22:17,494 --> 00:22:19,580
Must've left them inside.
459
00:22:19,663 --> 00:22:21,957
Ah, that's a shame.
460
00:22:22,283 --> 00:22:24,285
Why don't we go to the park?
461
00:22:24,369 --> 00:22:25,620
- Dine El Fresco?
- Oh, yeah.
462
00:22:25,703 --> 00:22:27,997
Yeah, they have those,
you know, picnic tables.
463
00:22:38,091 --> 00:22:39,509
He's up.
464
00:22:46,307 --> 00:22:48,685
Ah, again?
465
00:22:48,768 --> 00:22:50,145
I know. Sorry, babe.
466
00:22:50,228 --> 00:22:51,563
You're gonna have to
put them on one of those
467
00:22:51,646 --> 00:22:54,232
big wooden sticks, like at Starbucks.
468
00:23:06,911 --> 00:23:09,706
So when did you move?
469
00:23:09,789 --> 00:23:11,708
- Recently, yeah.
- Oh.
470
00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:13,877
Ruby didn't mention it at the recital.
471
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:15,545
No, well yes, it's real recent.
472
00:23:15,628 --> 00:23:16,796
- Oh?
- Mm-hmm.
473
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:18,214
Where is she anyway?
474
00:23:18,298 --> 00:23:21,217
Oh, she's on her way. Try some cheese.
475
00:23:21,301 --> 00:23:22,719
It's real good.
476
00:23:22,802 --> 00:23:24,554
Can I get you a refill?
477
00:23:25,805 --> 00:23:27,891
How'd you guys get the wholesale hookup?
478
00:23:27,974 --> 00:23:29,893
Uh,
479
00:23:29,976 --> 00:23:32,437
he would be upset if I told you.
480
00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:35,607
You know Louis Vuitton?
481
00:23:35,690 --> 00:23:37,233
Try some cheese.
482
00:23:37,317 --> 00:23:38,943
- Mm-hmm.
- Hmm.
483
00:23:40,653 --> 00:23:43,198
- Some more?
- Is that real?
484
00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:49,537
The ten point buck.
485
00:23:49,621 --> 00:23:51,080
Oh, my God.
486
00:23:51,164 --> 00:23:53,625
He never felt a thing.
487
00:23:53,708 --> 00:23:57,086
Ruby offered to volunteer
at my animal rescue.
488
00:24:00,673 --> 00:24:02,550
Yeah, poor guy.
489
00:24:02,634 --> 00:24:04,928
He got hit by a gravel truck on I-75.
490
00:24:05,011 --> 00:24:07,138
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah, yeah.
491
00:24:07,222 --> 00:24:09,098
We thought this was the best way to
492
00:24:09,182 --> 00:24:11,267
kind of honor his life.
493
00:24:11,351 --> 00:24:12,352
Yeah.
494
00:24:12,435 --> 00:24:13,561
What about the other ones?
495
00:24:13,645 --> 00:24:15,730
I'm sorry?
496
00:24:24,030 --> 00:24:26,115
Truck killed the whole damn family.
497
00:24:26,199 --> 00:24:28,701
Oh.
498
00:24:31,746 --> 00:24:33,873
Try some cheese.
499
00:24:50,056 --> 00:24:52,767
Sorry, I didn't expect company.
500
00:24:56,896 --> 00:24:58,940
You got a glass?
501
00:25:01,901 --> 00:25:03,611
Next to the fridge.
502
00:25:05,113 --> 00:25:07,031
Right or left?
503
00:25:08,533 --> 00:25:10,618
Right.
504
00:25:14,747 --> 00:25:16,874
I mean, um, I meant my right.
505
00:25:16,958 --> 00:25:18,501
Not yours. That's...
506
00:25:20,128 --> 00:25:21,587
Hmm.
507
00:25:34,934 --> 00:25:37,395
So how does this work?
508
00:25:37,478 --> 00:25:39,230
I'll bring you a duffel.
509
00:25:39,314 --> 00:25:41,858
You keep what's inside till I need it.
510
00:25:41,941 --> 00:25:44,402
What do I get?
511
00:25:44,485 --> 00:25:46,321
Holding fee.
512
00:25:47,447 --> 00:25:48,865
Sounds fair.
513
00:25:48,948 --> 00:25:51,242
I'mma need a key to the box, too.
514
00:25:51,326 --> 00:25:52,702
Okay.
515
00:25:52,785 --> 00:25:54,370
Tomorrow.
516
00:25:54,454 --> 00:25:56,205
Noon. Your bank.
517
00:25:56,289 --> 00:25:58,041
Send all the details.
518
00:25:58,124 --> 00:26:00,376
I wouldn't drink that, by the way.
519
00:26:00,460 --> 00:26:01,878
Why not?
520
00:26:01,961 --> 00:26:04,255
It expired a week ago.
521
00:26:08,134 --> 00:26:09,385
That's it.
522
00:26:09,469 --> 00:26:10,720
It's over.
523
00:26:10,803 --> 00:26:13,222
We got him, right?
524
00:26:13,306 --> 00:26:16,267
No, he got us.
525
00:26:16,351 --> 00:26:18,311
He just laid it all out.
526
00:26:18,394 --> 00:26:19,937
That was practically a confession.
527
00:26:20,021 --> 00:26:21,439
I found this place ten minutes
528
00:26:21,522 --> 00:26:22,648
before you guys got here.
529
00:26:22,732 --> 00:26:23,608
You didn't have time to wire it?
530
00:26:23,691 --> 00:26:25,443
I barely had time to text you.
531
00:26:25,526 --> 00:26:28,404
Oh, God.
532
00:26:28,488 --> 00:26:30,239
So it's not over.
533
00:26:30,323 --> 00:26:31,449
Excuse me.
534
00:26:31,532 --> 00:26:33,159
Is it safe?
535
00:26:33,242 --> 00:26:36,913
Oh, yes, I am so sorry about that.
536
00:26:36,996 --> 00:26:40,291
Everyone, meet Irene and Phil.
537
00:26:40,375 --> 00:26:42,418
Your country thanks you
for your service.
538
00:26:43,669 --> 00:26:45,922
You have a very lovely home.
539
00:26:46,012 --> 00:26:48,424
My aunt in Nantucket...
540
00:26:50,476 --> 00:26:54,605
Dang, it's archway after archway.
541
00:26:54,688 --> 00:26:56,482
Are you kidding me?
542
00:26:56,572 --> 00:26:58,616
It's like the damn Taj Mahal
543
00:26:58,692 --> 00:27:00,944
if it had two ovens.
544
00:27:02,571 --> 00:27:05,574
Turkey in one,
mac and cheese in the other.
545
00:27:05,657 --> 00:27:08,494
Change the whole Thanksgiving game.
546
00:27:11,205 --> 00:27:12,790
How'd we do?
547
00:27:12,873 --> 00:27:16,293
You mean how did I do?
548
00:27:16,641 --> 00:27:18,935
I had a situation.
549
00:27:21,757 --> 00:27:23,092
Do you know how hard it is
550
00:27:23,175 --> 00:27:24,760
to pretend you're someone you're not?
551
00:27:26,220 --> 00:27:27,596
Every day.
552
00:27:27,686 --> 00:27:30,356
Yeah, well, I'm not
used to having two ovens
553
00:27:30,432 --> 00:27:32,309
two sinks, two dishwashers...
554
00:27:32,392 --> 00:27:33,685
They got two dishwashers?
555
00:27:33,769 --> 00:27:35,145
Two fridges, too.
556
00:27:35,229 --> 00:27:36,772
Dang.
557
00:27:36,855 --> 00:27:39,316
Your pal, Michelle,
558
00:27:39,399 --> 00:27:42,361
she was asking me who our
interior designer was.
559
00:27:43,403 --> 00:27:44,613
What did you say?
560
00:27:44,696 --> 00:27:46,573
Jovann.
561
00:27:47,241 --> 00:27:48,492
Who the hell's that?
562
00:27:48,575 --> 00:27:51,078
That cologne you gave me for Christmas.
563
00:27:51,161 --> 00:27:52,371
You threw me to the wolves.
564
00:27:52,454 --> 00:27:53,914
It was a situation.
565
00:27:54,004 --> 00:27:55,686
So, what, yours is worse than mine?
566
00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:56,875
The life and death kind.
567
00:27:56,959 --> 00:27:59,670
Or is it because she always comes first?
568
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:07,719
Well, it looks like you
did just fine on your own.
569
00:28:07,803 --> 00:28:09,847
Well, I'm short.
570
00:28:09,930 --> 00:28:11,223
How?
571
00:28:13,267 --> 00:28:15,686
Didn't sell enough.
Priced them too high.
572
00:28:15,769 --> 00:28:17,187
Well,
573
00:28:17,278 --> 00:28:20,072
we'll have another party.
574
00:28:20,149 --> 00:28:22,234
Well, then what am
I supposed to tell Gene?
575
00:28:22,317 --> 00:28:24,486
That it's coming.
576
00:28:24,570 --> 00:28:27,322
Well, and that might
put me in a situation.
577
00:28:29,074 --> 00:28:30,742
Life and death kind.
578
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,377
Is that caribou?
579
00:28:40,460 --> 00:28:43,255
Two of everything.
580
00:28:49,761 --> 00:28:52,431
Hey. Soft serve.
581
00:28:55,642 --> 00:28:57,102
So not fair.
582
00:28:57,186 --> 00:28:58,770
Well, pardonnez moi,
583
00:28:58,854 --> 00:29:01,565
we are out of foie gras.
584
00:29:01,648 --> 00:29:03,609
It's about school.
585
00:29:03,692 --> 00:29:04,610
Oh, you know, it's funny.
586
00:29:04,693 --> 00:29:06,778
I actually wanted to
talk to you about that.
587
00:29:06,862 --> 00:29:08,780
Um...
588
00:29:08,864 --> 00:29:11,575
Dad won't let me go to D.C.
589
00:29:11,658 --> 00:29:12,576
Why?
590
00:29:12,659 --> 00:29:14,286
He says you don't
actually learn anything.
591
00:29:14,369 --> 00:29:15,787
It's just a giant party.
592
00:29:15,871 --> 00:29:16,747
Well, duh, yeah.
593
00:29:16,830 --> 00:29:18,290
That's, like,
why field trips were invented.
594
00:29:18,373 --> 00:29:19,791
I will literally be the only one
595
00:29:19,875 --> 00:29:21,251
in my grade not going.
596
00:29:21,335 --> 00:29:22,419
Okay, and?
597
00:29:22,502 --> 00:29:24,838
And I want to be with my friends.
598
00:29:24,922 --> 00:29:26,548
Well, maybe
599
00:29:26,632 --> 00:29:27,758
this is a chance to, like,
600
00:29:27,841 --> 00:29:29,009
make some new friends.
601
00:29:29,092 --> 00:29:31,470
- What are you talking about?
- Just take a breath, okay?
602
00:29:31,553 --> 00:29:34,806
- Have some pâté d'Annie.
- Mom, tell me.
603
00:29:42,356 --> 00:29:44,274
I will talk to your dad
604
00:29:44,358 --> 00:29:46,068
about D.C.
605
00:29:46,151 --> 00:29:48,028
Really?
606
00:29:48,111 --> 00:29:49,821
I mean, it's D.C.
607
00:29:49,905 --> 00:29:52,783
We can't be letting down
our founding fathers, can we?
608
00:29:52,866 --> 00:29:57,287
- It's kind of your constitutional duty.
- Mm.
609
00:30:01,875 --> 00:30:04,461
- Mm.
- Mm.
610
00:30:04,544 --> 00:30:05,963
Mm.
611
00:30:06,046 --> 00:30:06,964
Sick nails.
612
00:30:07,047 --> 00:30:08,298
Nancy did 'em.
613
00:30:08,382 --> 00:30:09,800
You mean her fancy person.
614
00:30:09,883 --> 00:30:12,094
She doesn't come any more.
615
00:30:12,177 --> 00:30:14,846
What, she's slumming it at the salon?
616
00:30:14,930 --> 00:30:17,349
She's doing it herself.
617
00:30:19,059 --> 00:30:20,644
You mean like at home?
618
00:30:20,727 --> 00:30:22,896
Bought me cosmic blue on Amazon.
619
00:30:25,816 --> 00:30:28,527
Why does the cheap stuff
always taste the best?
620
00:30:28,610 --> 00:30:30,028
They're having money problems.
621
00:30:30,112 --> 00:30:31,113
Shh.
622
00:30:31,196 --> 00:30:32,322
The kids.
623
00:30:32,406 --> 00:30:33,490
She's doing her own nails,
624
00:30:33,573 --> 00:30:35,158
hasn't been to Whole Foods in months,
625
00:30:35,242 --> 00:30:37,035
and she's picking up her own takeout.
626
00:30:37,119 --> 00:30:38,120
Who?
627
00:30:38,203 --> 00:30:40,664
The Duchess of Winchester.
628
00:30:40,747 --> 00:30:42,499
Who's that?
629
00:30:42,582 --> 00:30:43,834
Nancy, Gregg, hello?
630
00:30:43,917 --> 00:30:45,585
Otherwise, why would I be so excited?
631
00:30:45,669 --> 00:30:47,045
Wow, imagine how excited you're gonna be
632
00:30:47,129 --> 00:30:49,339
when you drive by
their tent under the freeway.
633
00:30:49,449 --> 00:30:51,967
Ugh, amen to that.
634
00:30:56,430 --> 00:30:58,473
Um, how are you all doing?
635
00:30:58,557 --> 00:31:00,517
You know, moneywise.
636
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:02,811
Well, I'm not in a tent.
637
00:31:02,894 --> 00:31:04,396
Yet.
638
00:31:07,316 --> 00:31:09,526
Can you spare any this month?
639
00:31:12,612 --> 00:31:14,197
What's going on?
640
00:31:14,281 --> 00:31:16,366
I got some extra bills.
641
00:31:16,450 --> 00:31:18,702
How much?
642
00:31:20,287 --> 00:31:22,289
- Six grand.
- Jesus!
643
00:31:22,372 --> 00:31:24,374
- What did you buy?
- Another jazzy?
644
00:31:29,004 --> 00:31:30,672
We're hustling these janky-ass purses
645
00:31:30,756 --> 00:31:32,883
for Stan's boss, and I'm short.
646
00:31:32,966 --> 00:31:34,760
Okay?
647
00:31:38,638 --> 00:31:40,724
What?
648
00:31:40,807 --> 00:31:43,602
How many scams are you running?
649
00:31:45,020 --> 00:31:46,271
Why does it matter?
650
00:31:46,355 --> 00:31:49,441
Because it's kind of weird
that you didn't tell us.
651
00:31:49,524 --> 00:31:50,984
It doesn't involve you.
652
00:31:51,068 --> 00:31:52,736
It kind of does
653
00:31:52,819 --> 00:31:54,488
if you're doing something sketch.
654
00:31:54,571 --> 00:31:56,948
We do sketch stuff every day.
655
00:31:57,047 --> 00:31:58,673
Yeah, because that's part of our deal.
656
00:31:58,742 --> 00:31:59,993
We do so much sketch stuff,
657
00:32:00,092 --> 00:32:01,760
- I don't even know what's sketch anymore.
- Which we won't have
658
00:32:01,828 --> 00:32:03,538
if they find out that
you're doing something sketch.
659
00:32:03,622 --> 00:32:07,167
She does kind of have a point.
660
00:32:09,336 --> 00:32:12,047
I mean, excuse me,
but what about your sex tape?
661
00:32:12,130 --> 00:32:14,966
- Not the same.
- It's exactly the same.
662
00:32:15,050 --> 00:32:16,051
I did that to protect us.
663
00:32:16,134 --> 00:32:17,969
'Cause the rules
don't ever apply when it's you.
664
00:32:18,045 --> 00:32:20,464
You think I wanted to do that?
665
00:32:20,555 --> 00:32:23,892
Way to take a finger for the team.
666
00:32:23,975 --> 00:32:25,977
You know, I can kind of see
it from that perspective.
667
00:32:26,061 --> 00:32:28,647
Would you please take a side already!
668
00:32:40,075 --> 00:32:44,204
So what happens if you don't get it.
669
00:32:44,287 --> 00:32:47,124
That'd be bad.
670
00:32:47,207 --> 00:32:49,000
How bad?
671
00:32:49,084 --> 00:32:52,712
Like, gang friend level.
672
00:33:11,481 --> 00:33:13,525
You're really gonna do this, huh?
673
00:33:13,608 --> 00:33:16,027
What do you mean?
674
00:33:16,111 --> 00:33:19,573
Noticed how things are
different now, that's all.
675
00:33:23,243 --> 00:33:25,537
If Carolyn makes you f...
676
00:33:27,247 --> 00:33:29,791
I know she can be a lot,
so I've got other friends...
677
00:33:29,875 --> 00:33:32,544
Is she FBI or Secret Service?
678
00:33:36,423 --> 00:33:38,675
She's a mom
679
00:33:38,758 --> 00:33:40,510
in my gardening group.
680
00:33:40,594 --> 00:33:42,721
Found the wire.
681
00:33:46,433 --> 00:33:48,768
Behind "Pelican Brief."
682
00:33:50,896 --> 00:33:53,190
Don't.
683
00:33:53,273 --> 00:33:55,650
Don't do that.
684
00:34:02,282 --> 00:34:03,992
Open the glove.
685
00:34:13,460 --> 00:34:15,504
Hand it to me.
686
00:37:04,089 --> 00:37:06,049
You blew it, Carolyn.
687
00:37:16,273 --> 00:37:18,399
And so now whenever I plug my phone in,
688
00:37:18,475 --> 00:37:21,061
it's "I'll Make Love To You."
689
00:37:21,145 --> 00:37:23,605
Boyz II Men.
690
00:37:23,689 --> 00:37:25,065
Yeah, I played the damn thing one time
691
00:37:25,149 --> 00:37:27,568
for this bitch who can't
get going without it
692
00:37:27,651 --> 00:37:29,820
and now it's all I hear.
693
00:37:31,037 --> 00:37:33,497
Had that happen with "Mambo No. 5."
694
00:37:33,574 --> 00:37:35,951
Yeah, you stuck with it forever.
695
00:37:36,035 --> 00:37:38,203
Song herpes, am I right?
696
00:37:39,872 --> 00:37:41,081
How we do?
697
00:37:41,165 --> 00:37:43,042
Well,
698
00:37:43,125 --> 00:37:45,419
I hate to say it,
699
00:37:46,837 --> 00:37:49,923
but I'm afraid you crushed it.
700
00:37:50,007 --> 00:37:51,133
Good.
701
00:37:51,216 --> 00:37:52,634
It wasn't easy.
702
00:37:52,718 --> 00:37:55,345
Should make you guys
partners in the club, too.
703
00:37:56,307 --> 00:37:58,098
Hey, that would be awesome.
704
00:37:58,182 --> 00:37:59,433
I said I should,
705
00:37:59,516 --> 00:38:01,101
not that I would.
706
00:38:01,185 --> 00:38:02,603
But what I am gonna do...
707
00:38:02,686 --> 00:38:03,812
Appreciate it.
708
00:38:03,896 --> 00:38:04,980
...is invest it
709
00:38:05,064 --> 00:38:07,357
back into the company.
710
00:38:07,441 --> 00:38:09,735
What company?
711
00:38:09,818 --> 00:38:12,279
Our fake handbag company.
712
00:38:12,362 --> 00:38:14,281
We'd just rather take our cut.
713
00:38:14,364 --> 00:38:16,325
It's gonna be big, though.
714
00:38:16,408 --> 00:38:18,494
Yeah, we're all set.
715
00:38:18,577 --> 00:38:19,578
Like Apple or...
716
00:38:19,661 --> 00:38:21,246
Our loss.
717
00:38:21,330 --> 00:38:22,331
Facebook.
718
00:38:22,414 --> 00:38:24,124
Hey, that's all you, man.
719
00:38:24,208 --> 00:38:25,626
You sure?
720
00:38:25,709 --> 00:38:26,960
Yeah.
721
00:38:27,044 --> 00:38:29,463
Real sure.
722
00:38:29,546 --> 00:38:32,758
So you don't want to be the next Google?
723
00:38:32,841 --> 00:38:34,968
We'll take our chances.
724
00:38:35,052 --> 00:38:37,554
You know what?
725
00:38:37,638 --> 00:38:40,307
I care about you guys too much
726
00:38:40,390 --> 00:38:42,643
to let you do that.
727
00:38:47,064 --> 00:38:48,524
I mean, we don't have any
real investments.
728
00:38:48,607 --> 00:38:49,942
That fool's going down.
729
00:38:50,025 --> 00:38:51,485
Yeah, right.
730
00:39:00,369 --> 00:39:02,121
Oh, no.
731
00:39:02,204 --> 00:39:03,163
Sit down.
732
00:39:03,247 --> 00:39:05,499
Mugs, huh?
733
00:39:06,875 --> 00:39:09,670
You loved that eighth grade
field trip to D.C.
734
00:39:09,753 --> 00:39:11,630
You had that insane hookup
735
00:39:11,713 --> 00:39:12,840
with Melissa Thomas at the Smithsonian.
736
00:39:12,923 --> 00:39:14,967
Yeah, right by Lincoln's hat.
737
00:39:18,262 --> 00:39:20,764
There's only one reason
why you wouldn't let him go.
738
00:39:25,435 --> 00:39:26,770
Is this drip?
739
00:39:26,854 --> 00:39:28,814
Get used to it.
740
00:39:33,277 --> 00:39:37,030
Nancy tried to grow
the business too fast.
741
00:39:37,114 --> 00:39:39,324
What's the damage?
742
00:39:39,408 --> 00:39:41,910
We're totaled.
743
00:39:41,994 --> 00:39:45,414
Want some cream? It's free.
744
00:39:47,457 --> 00:39:49,668
What about school?
745
00:39:52,212 --> 00:39:54,882
It'd be nice if he could
finish out the school year.
746
00:39:54,965 --> 00:39:57,467
He loves his dick friends.
747
00:39:57,551 --> 00:39:59,678
And those dick parents.
748
00:40:00,596 --> 00:40:01,763
Maybe,
749
00:40:01,847 --> 00:40:03,932
maybe I can try to
help with the tuition.
750
00:40:04,016 --> 00:40:05,934
It's not cheap.
751
00:40:06,018 --> 00:40:07,936
Really? 'Cause I thought a school
752
00:40:08,020 --> 00:40:10,814
named after a saint
would be free to all.
753
00:40:10,898 --> 00:40:13,358
You make minimum wage.
754
00:40:13,442 --> 00:40:16,236
It's more than you now.
755
00:40:18,822 --> 00:40:20,824
I am never going to live this down.
756
00:40:20,908 --> 00:40:23,368
No you are not.
I am just getting started.
757
00:40:40,344 --> 00:40:42,137
Bad day?
758
00:40:43,847 --> 00:40:46,642
Wanna turn it around?
759
00:40:53,690 --> 00:40:55,817
Hop in.
760
00:40:55,901 --> 00:40:58,237
Tell me all about your bad day.
761
00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:00,739
'Cause they...
762
00:41:02,866 --> 00:41:05,619
won't hear a thing.
763
00:41:09,581 --> 00:41:11,625
Come on!
764
00:41:15,379 --> 00:41:17,547
Yes, ma'am Oh!
765
00:41:21,051 --> 00:41:23,470
Ah.
766
00:41:23,553 --> 00:41:25,847
So what happened?
767
00:41:27,224 --> 00:41:29,184
It's complicated.
768
00:41:43,573 --> 00:41:45,492
I didn't have a choice.
769
00:41:45,575 --> 00:41:47,619
You got one now.
770
00:41:48,912 --> 00:41:50,831
The way I see it, you got
the angel on one shoulder
771
00:41:50,914 --> 00:41:52,916
and the devil on the other.
772
00:41:56,753 --> 00:41:59,089
Damned either way.
773
00:42:03,593 --> 00:42:06,513
So what's it gonna be?
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