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[PHONE DIALING]

[PHONE RINGING]

SCOTT (ON PHONE): Hello?

-Hi Scott

SCOTT (ON PHONE): Uh, yea.

Who's this?

-This is the Evan.

SCOTT (ON PHONE): Oh, hey Evan.

-How are you?

SCOTT (ON PHONE): Pretty good.

How are you?

-I'm doing well.

So how's your mom doing?

SCOTT (ON PHONE): Oh, she's OK, I guess.

-Good.

And your dad and sister?

SCOTT (ON PHONE): Um, they're OK too.

-Good.

How is it being an uncle?

SCOTT (ON PHONE): Fine.

-That's good.

So you and Michelle still together?

SCOTT (ON PHONE): Um, yeah.

Yep, we're still together, Evan.

-That's good.

Send my regards.

SCOTT (ON PHONE): Uh, OK.

-You're very lucky to have her, and she's

very lucky to have you.

SCOTT (ON PHONE): Thanks Evan.

That's, that's nice of you.

-Hope to see the two of you gets married some time.

SCOTT (ON PHONE): Oh, well I'm not sure about that, Evan.

But um, hey man, listen, uh it's kind

of a really bad time for me to talk.

Do you think that maybe we can talk later?

-Oh, OK.

SCOTT (ON PHONE): Why don't you just call me

back like a little-- a little later on.

-OK.

When is the best time I could call you?

SCOTT (ON PHONE): Uh, I don't know.

Maybe-- let's say tomorrow, I guess?

-Any specific time?

SCOTT (ON PHONE): Um, yeah.

How about after 4:00?

Is that all right?

-OK.

That's a deal.

SCOTT (ON PHONE): All right, bye Evan.

-Remember remember the time when me, you, Blair,

and our other friend Kelly got together?

SCOTT (ON PHONE): Yeah, but Evan,

I told you I have to go now.

-OK. SCOTT (ON PHONE): OK.

So call me back tomorrow.

Is that--

-Uh, OK.

SCOTT (ON PHONE): I'm really sorry though, OK?

-Yes.

No problem. SCOTT (ON PHONE): OK.

Bye Evan.

-Goodbye.

[SIGH]

[PHONE DIALING]

[PHONE RINGING]

FRANK (ON PHONE): Hello?

-Hi Frank?

FRANK (ON PHONE): Yeah.

-It's your friend Evan.

FRANK (ON PHONE): Oh hey.

-How's it going?

FRANK (ON PHONE): I'm good man.

-That's good.

FRANK (ON PHONE): How are you?

-I'm doing well.

FRANK (ON PHONE): Good.

-How's your mom and your dad and your brothers?

FRANK (ON PHONE): They're all doing great.

-Good.

So how's your girlfriend doing?

[DIAL TONE]

[PHONE DIAL]

-Hi, Candy?

CANDY (ON PHONE): Yep?

-This is Evan.

I thought I would call to see how you're doing.

CANDY (ON PHONE): Hi Evan.

You know, um, I'm actually really busy right now.

-Oh, OK.

That's all I called to see how you are doing.

CANDY (ON PHONE): I'm good Evan.

Thank you. CELESTE (OFFSCREEN): Evan!

CANDY (ON PHONE): Can I call you another time, please?

-OK.

CANDY (ON PHONE): Bye.

-Bye.

CELETSTE (OFF SCREE): Evan!

We're late!

-Um!

Did you get all-- did you get all your stuff?

-Yes I did.

-Ugh.

Here we go.

Put your seat belt on.

[SIGH]

-OK.

[CAR STARTING UP]

-God dammit!

Fucking asshole!

Fit! Fuck!

Fuck! Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

-Is the car broken?

-What?

-Is the car broken?

-No.

The battery is dead.

Did you leave your door open yesterday?

-No I did not.

-OK.

-We have to walk.

-OK.

-Are we late, mom?

-Yeah.

We're a little late.

-OK.

-That's why we've gotta hurry.

You OK?

-I'm OK.

Are you OK?

-Phew I'm OK.

-I'll explain it to him, OK?

-OK.

-Turkey club for you.

-Thank you.

-Veggie for you.

-Thank you.

-Chicken for you.

-That's not what I ordered.

-Are you sure?

-Yeah.

I ordered the turkey club.

-Oh.

I'm sorry, I'll change it.

-Mom, may I take my break please?

Oh yes sweetie.

You can have a break.

But be sure to look at your watch.

-OK.

-You can only be gone an hour.

-OK.

An hour.

-One hour.

-[POTS_CLASHING]

-Hi Simon!

-Hi Evan.

[KNOCKING]

-Candy, Good morning.

-(WHISPERS) Oh my god.

-Hi Evan.

-Hi Candy.

Did you call me back this morning?

-Evan.

-I didn't see anything.

-Evan.

-Yeah?

-Get outta here.

[POUNDING ON DOOR]

MALE VOICE (OFFSCREEN): Evan!

What the hell are you doing in there!

Come out!

These trash bags aren't gonna take themselves out, buddy!

I'm gonna count to ten!

One, two, three, four--

MALE VOICE (OFFSCREEN): We hired Evan not because we needed him

here, but as a favor to you because we understand

you don't want him to be left alone all day.

Your son disappears for two hours every day.

And if that isn't bad enough, when he finally comes back,

he's in the bathroom for half an hour doing god knows what.

He's costing us money.

And I realize we don't pay you two very well.

But I'm going to have to start taking

the time he's taking off out of your check.

And if you have any problems with that,

you're going to have to tell him to take

his lunch on the fucking property.

All right?

OK.

-Thank you.

-Mom, did I get you in trouble?

-Oh sweetie, you didn't do nothing.

-Are you sure?

-Yeah.

I'm sure

-OK.

FEMALE VOICE (ON TV): What do you think this is?

MALE VOICE (ON TV): This is a love affair.

-Who's Marlena?

-Marlena now is a woman in, in John Black's life.

He's married to Marlena but he really loves somebody else.

Her name is Kristen who believed that she loved John,

but she really didn't love John because she

forced him to marry her.

But she just wanted to marry him just to have her, his child.

But it was not Kristen's child.

It was a woman named Susan's who really was pregnant.

And Kristen got that baby in Paris and--

-Wow!

Tonight's a lunar eclipse.

Did you know that?

-No I did not.

-So before you fall asleep, You can make a wish.

-What would you wish for?

-A love affair.

-A love affair?

With anyone in particular?

-Yes.

-Mmm.

Don't tell me, OK?

Or it won't come true.

-OK.

I will not.

-Oops.

-(SINGING) On Raglan Road on a autumn day I saw her first

and knew that her dark hair would weave

a snare that I might one day rue.

I saw the danger yet I walked along the enchanted way.

And I said let grief be a fallen leaf at the dawning of the day.

[ALARM BEEPING]

-Mom?

-Mom?

Wake up!

It's not funny.

Mom!

Please wake up!

[PHONE RINGS]

MALE VOICE (ON PHONE): Hello?

Hello, Celeste?

Evan?

Is this your machine?

It's 7:00AM, You guys are an hour late!

Get the hell over here!

[DIAL TONE]

[PHONE BEEPS OFF THE HOOK]

[SIGH]

-Jesus Christ, Evan!

-That does it Evan.

Go home.

You're done for the day.

Have your mom fucking call me.

God.

-Hi Simon.

Is your mom here?

-No.

-Is she coming back soon?

-I don't know.

Where did she go?

-To the bank.

-Oh.

Well, All right.

[CAR HORN]

-What the fuck?

-The fuck you doing?

-What the fuck!

-What the fuck what?

-You know that check didn't clear.

-I figured it wouldn't.

-Why'd you even give it to me, Russ?

You promised me that that check was good.

RUSS (OFFSCREEN): What do you want me to say?

You know how much money I make.

CANDY (OFFSCREEN): They're gonna evict us, Russ.

RUSS (OFFSCREEN): I told you that check ain't gonna do shit.

CANDY (OFFSCREEN): What am I supposed to do?

RUSS (OFFSCREEN): What do you want from me?

-I want your fucking money.

-I ain't got much.

-Well I want what you got.

-Let's see how much I've got.

-I don't know what you feed that kid.

CANDY (OFFSCREEN): Right because that's

totally completely my fault.

RUSS (OFFSCREEN): Well yea, no shit he is.

CANDY (OFFSCREEN): Well, what should I do?

RUSS (OFFSCREEN): Aw, give me a little love.

Come on.

Kiss me.

CANDY (OFFSCREEN): Ow, fuck!

RUSS (OFFSCREEN): You get out of here. $67, all right?

That's a sweet ass, Candy.

CANDY (OFFSCREEN): Why are you lying to me?

CANDY (OFFSCREEN): I'm not lying to you.

CANDY (OFFSCREEN): I want your fucking money.

-Hey I'm sorry.

-What are you doing here?

-I tried to call you.

-I know you tried to call me, I'm

sitting there with my wife and my kids.

-Well, I'm sorry.

It's just, I didn't really have anyone else to call.

I need your help, OK?

-What?

-They're trying to evict me from my place-- me and Simon--

and I don't, I don't have enough--

-Money?

Yeah, great.

-Look, I can pay you back, OK?

I just need some help.

FEMALE VOICE (OFFSCREEN): Kenny?

Who's at the door?

-I'm sorry, all right?

-Please.

-Look, he's going to be on the--

-Look, we'll talk later.

Just go.

-Kenny! KENNY (OFFSCREEN): Sorry, honey!

It's just a girl scout!

-(SARCASTICALLY) Sorry, honey!

-Evan?

What the hell are you doing out here?

-I think I'm lost.

-Damn right you are.

-I'll give you a ride to your house.

It's not far out of the way.

Hey, you had supper yet?

The boys and I are cooking up burgers.

You can come over.

-Hey Evan, what are you doing tonight?

-What are you doing?

-Dude, what do you think I'm doing, man?

-Yeah, you're inviting him to the fucking party.

I don't want him to go.

He's not going.

-Hey, what are you guys fighting about?

-We're going to the party tonight--

-Yea, I know--

-I'm seeing if Evan wants to go, Darren is embarrassed take him.

-Well you know what?

You don't take Evan, you walk to the party, you walk home.

-Dude, what the fuck!

He's not going!

-Dude!

He's going.

-What are you doing?

-What are you going do, walk to a party, Darren.

-Evan, I'm sorry.

And uh, would you like to go to a party tonight?

-What kind of part?

-Evan, it was a big party!

With lots of girls.

It looks like yes.

MALE VOICE (OFFSCREEN): Jason doesn't look too good, man.

He looks old.

-That's fucking horrible.

-He's bald.

-Yeah, his teeth are kind of green down here.

-Everywhere.

-Yeah, I'm out of beer.

-Yeah, me too.

-You getting a beer?

-Yeah, come get a beer with us, Evan.

MALE VOICE (OFFSCREEN): -What's up, man?

MALE VOICE (OFFSCREEN): -What's happening?

MALE VOICE (OFFSCREEN): -Randy's over there.

MALE VOICE (OFFSCREEN): -Oh shit!

Randy's here?

MALE VOICE (OFFSCREEN): -Randy's here!

MALE VOICE (OFFSCREEN): Dude I owe Randy a lot of money!

MALE VOICE (OFFSCREEN): I thought he was in jail!

MALE VOICE (OFFSCREEN): He just got out of jail, dude.

MALE VOICE (OFFSCREEN): Know who else is here?

Christina's here!

I'm gonna go.

-Say hi.

Dude, Christina's married, man.

Don't go say hi to her.

Yo, Evan, just stay here for a minute.

We'll be right back.

-I Stopped by your shop the other day

and you weren't there.

Do you actually do any work any more?

-What the fuck?

Are you crazy?

Jesus, you can't go over there.

-What are you talking about?

-What do you think I'm talking about?

-I thought you weren't messing around with him anymore.

Are you fucking kidding me?

-Just drop it.

Kenny.

We're at a party.

Forget about it.

-You want a beer, dude?

-Here you go, man.

All right.

Cheers.

-You want to get out of here?

-Why, do you wanna get out of here?

-Maybe.

-I'm gonna get another beer, pussy.

-Hey Evan, I didn't know you drank.

-Who's watching Simon?

-What?

-Let's get out of here, man.

Come on, let's go, Evan!

-Get off of me!

-Woah, did you have a good time at the party, Evan?

Well, listen man, I'm sorry we left you alone like that,

but um, we didn't know.

-Yeah, Evan, I'm sorry too.

See you soon, OK?

What the fucks wrong with you?

-Dude!

-Evan, what's going on, man?

-Can you guys come in for a sec?

-Uh, I guess.

What's wrong, Evan?

-I need to show you guys something.

-Evan, Evan, are you listening to me?

I'm sorry, I just can't do it right now.

I'm two hours away.

I can't commute to work from here.

-You could always get a job here and we could all live together.

-There are no jobs here, Evan.

Kate's gotta to be at home and I'm

lucky to be working the two I've got now.

I can't just lose one of the.

She'd fucking kill me.

-Maybe I could come and live with you guys then.

-Normally, man, I'd be fine with that.

But you've seen the place.

With all the kids, Kate's mom is there now.

There's barely room for us.

Look, I want you to take this.

You can put it somewhere safe.

-What's this?

-It's money, Evan.

It's a lot of money.

I need you to buy food with it, not a bunch of shit

you don't need.

OK?

-I don't care.

I want my mom back.

I love her.

Do you care?

-Look, This is what I can do.

Once all the money is sorted out,

we'll figure out where you're going to live.

-Where did you get this money?

It's from Aunt Kate and I, for now,

but we'll take it out of what your mom leaves you.

-OK.

-You're going to be fine, right?

-I think so.

FEMALE VOICE (OFFSCREEN): Come on, Jeremy!

MALE VOICE (OFFSCREEN): Come on, kids!

Hurry up!

Get in the car!

Let's go!

-Hey Evan.

-Hey Russ, how are you?

-I'm good, thanks.

Is Candy here?

How about Simon?

Why are you here then?

-I always come to say hello.

-Just to say hello, huh?

Can I ask you a favor then?

Don't tell Candy I was here, OK?

-Why?

-Well you see, Candy made up a silly little rule

I'm not allowed to come here.

-What would happen if you do?

-Bad things.

FEMALE VOICE (ON TV): Don't you ever say

that to me again, God dammit!

MALE VOICE (ON TV): Don't say what?

It's true!

FEMALE VOICE (ON TV): I can't trust you anymore!

You're being dishonest with her!

MALE VOICE (ON TV): With you!

MALE VOICE (ON TV): Come here, darling.

You can talk to me about your problems.

FEMALE VOICE (ON TV): Why are you being so mean to me

and then so sweet?

What the hell do you want from me?

MALE VOICE (ON TV): You know what I want.

I want you all to myself.

-I'll tickle you!

Oh, these guys are twins, huh?

-Hey, look who's there!

-Hi Simon.

Hi Candy.

-Hey Evan, I told you if you want come over and play

you have to come to the front door and knock, remember?

-OK.

I thought I'd come by from work to say hello

and to see if you got my present.

-What president?

-The one I left for you!

What did you leave for me, Evan, I didn't get anything.

-The money!

-What?

-The money.

Keep playing with those.

Can you just meet me at the front door really quick.

-OK.

-OK.

Uh, Evan, sweetie, you didn't leave me that money.

Why didn't you leave me a note?

Or just tell me that it was yours?

-I wanted it to be a surprise.

-Evan, you know that I wouldn't want to take your money.

But you did-- $1,000.

[SIGH]

-Evan, I, I thought that money was from Simon's dad and um--

-It was really from me.

-Yeah, now I see that.

Evan, how did you even-- how'd you get that money?

Where did--

-It was mine.

I wanted to give it to you.

-OK.

It's just-- you know-- that um Russ was supposed to help me

pay for this house, you know, and he doesn't.

He doesn't-- he doesn't fucking help me at all.

And I'm really behind, you know, on the payments

and I used that money, Evan.

I used that money this morning to go pay

for a month of a house.

Do you understand what that means?

It means that your money is gone because I

didn't know that it was yours.

You get that?

-That's good.

I'm glad.

-It's-- you're glad?

[SIGH]

-Oh my god.

-Can I have a hug?

-What?

-A hug?

Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, of course you can have a hug, Evan

-Come here darling.

Everything will be all right.

[SIGH]

Thanks.

OK.

-You can talk to me about your problems.

-OK.

You wanna, you wanna come inside?

Do you wanna come play with Simon for a minute?

-No.

I want you all to myself.

[SIGH]

-Perfect.

[CLEARS THROAT]

Look at me.

Honey, see all this stuff in here.

If you can play for mommy, for 10 whole minutes

until I come back I'm gonna give you ice cream--

-With cherries!

-Stay over there, OK?

Evan, if you wanna do anything over

there then that's fine just stay over there, OK?

-You are so beautiful.

-[SIGH]

-Um, Evan, would you uh, would you rather step outside?

-OK.

-[WATER_DRAINS]

-Hey, Evan!

Hey-- come here.

-I have to go to work now.

-I know.

Can you just come back for a second?

-Um, why do you like me?

-Well, you were always nice to me,

you were the prettiest girl from our high school graduation

class, and I always thought we would

make a good boyfriend and girlfriend.

CANDY (OFFSCREEN): OK.

All right.

You have a great day.

[PHONE HANGS UP]

[KNOCK AT DOOR]

-What?

-Where were you this morning?

-Isn't it collection day?

-I just didn't need your money this time.

-Oh no?

Well how'd you pay your tab then?

-Why don't you just go back into the garage, OK?

Well see, you didn't answer!

Now you must have made a payment.

-How do you know I did?

-Well, because I drove by your place,

and it ain't all boarded up.

[PHONE RINGS]

-State Road Auto Body, this is Candy, may I help you?

Yes ma'am.

You know, so I was talking to Harry last night--

-At 4:00

-And Harry was telling me that his brother is--

-OK

-A city lawyer now, and he mentioned to me that since I

behaved myself for the last six months--

-What's the make and model

-No interactions and what not, I could appeal

to the courts to see Simon--

[PHONE SLAMS]

-Once a week!

No! No you--

-No?

-Cant!

-No you'd fucking kill him!

I swear to god I'll fucking scream.

-(WHISPERS) Yeah?

Scream.

Come on.

-Let go.

-Hm?

-Let go!

-So you'll take my money

-Yeah, when you fucking have it!

-Yeah, and you'll let me fuck you.

But you won't let me see your goddamn kid.

-Because he's terrified of you.

-So are you.

-No I'm not!

-No?

-Just let go of me!

-Shh.

[SIGH]

[PHONE RINGS]

[MOAN]

-(WHISPERS) Why you lying to me?

-I don't know.

-You don't know?

-I gotta get the phone.

I have to get that.

Let go.

State Road Auto Body, this is Candy.

How can I-- right, I'm sorry about that ma'am.

We're just having some

[GASP]

-You know something's not happening, huh?

Don't think I'm not gonna figure out what it is.

Ah.

-Here, here you go.

-Thank you!

-Hey Evan, Can I, can I talk to you for a second?

-I just, uh-- I just wanted to come by and thank you again

for uh, helping me, you know, yesterday.

-You're welcome.

I'm happy to.

You know, I'm, I'm going to try and pay you back,

you know, really soon.

-You don't have to.

-Of course I have to, Evan.

I--

-If I'm your boyfriend, I have to take care of you.

-Is that what you're asking me?

Um, Evan, can I ask you favor?

-Yes.

-You know what happened in my house yesterday?

Can that be our secret?

-Yes, it will.

-So you won't, you won't tell anybody else?

Just, just between you and me, OK?

-Yes.

It will be our secret.

-Thanks Evan.

-I care about you.

-OK.

MALE VOICE (OFFSCREEN): Evan, we need you in the kitchen!

-Thanks, Evan!

Hey, don't-- don't-- no one else, OK?

Just don't, don't tell.

-Don't you worry, I keep it between us.

-Thank you.

[KNOCK AT DOOR]

-Hey, Evan!

[SIGH]

[CLINK]

-Evan?

[CLINK]

-Horse shoes, huh?

-Wanna play?

-Yeah, sure.

How do I play?

-See the pole over there?

-Uh-huh.

-You take these horseshoes and you throw it,

where, where the pole is.

-All right.

I can do that.

-I know why you're here.

-Wait, you do?

-It's-- it's about her.

-About Candy?

-I remember you guys were boyfriend

and girlfriend in high school.

-Yeah, well that was a long time ago.

-Well, I've always considered you as a good friend.

and I don't want you to be mad at me.

-Why would I be mad at you?

-For dating Candy.

-Oh, you're dating her, huh?

Phew.

-How's that going?

-It's going well.

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

-Good job, man!

-So uh, you getting any yet?

What?

What?

Hey Evan, you can tell me, right?

Oh come on, surely you must have uh, done something.

You know, you being girlfriend and boyfriend and all.

Come on, Ev!

Tell me.

What is it?

-I kind of saw her naked.

-Oh, you did?

Well uh, great.

Hey, good job, right?

Good job!

-Are you mad?

-Well, I do need one thing from you, Evan.

-And I promise I will never get mad about you dating Candy.

The thing is, it's gotta be a secret.

All right?

I need you to ask Candy if she's had

any other boyfriends besides you and me.

You know?

-Why?

-Because if you do, I'll tell you

secrets to make her fall in love with you.

Yeah?

[KNOCKING]

-Oh, hi mister.

Answering the door like you own the place, aren't you?

-He had a great day?

-Oh did you?

-Yeah.

-You had a good day, huh?

Thanks, Janice.

-You're welcome.

-See you tomorrow.

-OK.

-Oh god, what did you eat?

You got heavier!

-God dammit!

Oh my god.

Raymond!

Raymond!

-OK, baby.

You stay here, OK?

Mommy's gotta go talk to her friend.

Raymond?

God dammit, I know you're there.

Raymond, I left you all that money yesterday.

God dammit it, please Raymond!

RAYMOND (OFFSCREEN): You only left me a months worth.

You're behind four.

Come on, Raymond.

I've got my kid here, OK?

Please, I'm begging you, man.

RAYMOND (OFFSCREEN): I've had it with you, Candy!

Stay off the property or I'm calling the cops!

Asshole!

-Hey, how are you?

-Good.

How are you, Candy?

-Oh, yeah.

Good, yeah.

Do you, you wanna ride?

-OK.

-Yeah.

Get in the car.

-Thanks for the ride.

-Yep.

-Bye, Evan!

-Bye, Simon!

-Evan!

-This is for you to sleep in, Simon.

-Thank you, Evan.

-That was really nice of Evan, wasn't it?

-And this is for you.

It's from my mom.

-Oh wow.

I think maybe that's not such a good idea, OK?

I think I might just, just wear what I'm wearing.

I'm really sorry about your mom, and--

-Thanks.

-When are we going home, mom?

-Oh, your friend Evan was a little lonely.

You know, he wanted to have a sleepover with you.

I'll just be downstairs, all right?

-Russ is Simon's dad, right?

-What?

-Russ is Simon's dad, right?

-Yeah, Evan.

Russ is Simon's dad.

-Does he ever come by to spend time with Simon?

-Nope.

-Why?

Well, Evan, he uh, he did something bad.

-What did he do?

-He, he hurt Simon.

-What is it on purpose?

-No, Evan, he didn't mean it.

It was an accident.

We were in a, a fight, about lots of things.

-What kind of things?

-You know Kenny?

-Yes.

-Kenny uh, kind of fell in love with me.

-Kenny was your boy, boyfriend too?

-No.

No.

He wasn't my boyfriend.

-But, you know, we have a history.

-What's a history?

-Evan, uh, a history is when you hang out with someone,

but you already have a boyfriend.

-Oh.

-Russ was your first ever?

Yes, Evan.

Russ was my first ever.

-I'm your second.

-What?

-I would be your, your second boyfriend.

-Yeah, sure.

-Cool.

-Here's a pillow.

-Thanks, Evan.

-Are you sure you don't want my mom's robe?

-Yeah.

-Do you mind if I watch TV with you before we go to bed.

No.

[LAUGHTER]

[LAUGHTER]

-Do you like this show?

-Yes.

Are you OK?

-Jesus, Evan.

-Good morning, Candy.

-Good morning, Evan.

-I have an apple juice and some licorice for you.

-Oh, put it over there and I'll get up in a second.

Are you still standing there, Evan?

[SIGH]

-OK.

Um, I gotta, kinda, work late tonight.

OK?

So I'll come back and I'll get you when I can.

-OK.

-OK.

-Evan!

Thank you.

[BELL RINGS]

It's OK.

I'll figure something out.

OK?

No, thank you, Janice.

I appreciate it.

OK.

[PHONE RINGS]

Hi, hi, is Evan working right now?

CANDY (OFFSCREEN) (ON PHONE): Great.

Could, could I just speak to for a minute?

-Hey, Evan!

CANDY (OFFSCREEN) (ON PHONE): Hi, Evan.

How are you?

Oh good.

Oh that's nice.

Could I ask you a small favor?

Here's an apple juice.

I'll be downstairs, OK?

OK.

[CARTOON NOISES ON TV]

[KNOCK AT DOOR]

-Hey, Ev.

Do you want to go for a walk?

-Where are we going again, Russ?

-Just a place that I can go, drink, be alone.

-You want a sip?

-No thanks.

-So did you do what I asked you?

-Yes I did.

-And?

-Candy said you were her first boyfriend.

-Yeah, I know that.

But um did she say anything about any, any other boys?

-I don't.

Come on, Evan.

You can tell me.

OK, bud.

Sit down.

We've gotta talk man to man.

You want some advice about Candy, right?

Well she likes it rough.

You know, she likes all being grabbed, smacked around

while you're kissing her.

You know?

Uh, OK.

You know, you know, what really gets her going?

She loves to be kissed right here.

Right there, on the back of the neck.

So can you tell me what she said now?

-She has a history with a second boy.

He was never her boyfriend.

-What does that mean?

-I don't know.

-Who was the guy?

-The guy you, you beat up at the party.

-The fucker, Kenny?

-(WHISPERS) God dammit.

-Gah!

-(WHISPERS) Fuck.

Fuck.

-Are you OK?

-Yeah, Evan, um--

-Evan, what the hell is this?

-Is it enough?

-Is it enough for what?

The rest of the rent money.

-It's more than enough, Evan.

Where did-- Where did you get this.

-From my mother.

-From your mother?

-Yes.

-OK.

SIMON (OFFSCREEN): Mom, come watch TV with me!

-OK, in a second, honey.

-I-- I can't take this much from you.

-What do you want for this money?

-I want you to-- to be OK.

-Oh, Evan.

I don't even know what to say.

I mean, are you sure?

Are you sure you want to give this to me?

-Yes I am.

-You understand?

You're OK with it?

-Yes.

-Oh my god.

It's like you're my guardian angle or something.

-I'm your boyfriend.

[DOOR OPENS]

[DOOR CLOSES]

-Hey.

Hey munchkin

-Hi, hi, is Evan there?

Yeah, this is his friend Candy.

I just-- I, actually it, it's important.

Evan, hey, yeah it's Candy.

I'm here at your house and I just

came by to get the money to give to my landlord

but it's not it's not on the counter where we left it.

And I just wanted to know if maybe you moved it.

Are you sure, Evan?

OK, well I-- it's just, it was here last night

and now it's not fucking anywhere

and it doesn't really make any sense.

OK.

OK, well no worries, I'll find it.

OK.

OK.

Thank you, Evan.

Thank you.

-Hello?

-You uh, looking for something?

-Yeah.

-So you're fucking a retard for cash,

that's a new low-- New for you.

-It's not like that.

-Well whatever it's like, I'm sure people

won't say it looks good.

-What do you want?

-Am I Simon's dad?

-Yeah.

-Wrong answer.

-Try it again.

-I don't know what you're talking about.

-I'm talking about that guy you were with at the party.

See, a few years back I seem to remember

that fucker calling you.

And I didn't think nothing of it because I'm a fucking idiot.

And that got people talking after I

decked him at the party.

-It's because there's nothing to think of.

There's-- Ow, stop!

-Shut up let me fucking finish.

-OK.

I'm sorry.

-I'm gonna ask you one more time, am I Simon's father?

Just tell me.

-No.

[CRYING]

-You're hurting me.

-Fuck!

I fucking knew it.

I knew, I knew it.

I-- I'm keeping this fucking money.

-Wait, please, I swear it was just a mistake.

It was just twice and it didn't mean anything.

That whole time I was only thinking of you.

-Don't fucking tell me that!

-I need the money.

I'll do anything.

I'll do whatever you want, OK?

-Come on, Candy, it needs to be fun.

-Ow.

Where are you taking me?

No.

Stop, no let's just do it here..

OK?

Not in the house.

-No, I'm going in the house.

-I don't want to fuck in here.

[GASPING]

[MOANING]

-Evan!

Hey, where have you been?

I told you what would happen if you

took another two hour break.

-Get away!

Get away from my girlfriend!

-What the fuck?

-Get away from me and my house.

-Jesus Christ.

-Stay away from my girlfriend, you!

Mother!

Stay away from my girlfriend!

How dare you?

Get out of here!

I hate you!

Stay away!

-Hey Evan.

How are you?

I'm sorry, Simon's just, he's sleeping inside.

I tried to call you.

I called you like all day long.

You, you didn't call me back.

Um, I'm really sorry about, about yesterday-- scaring you

with money and everything.

I-- I didn't mean to.

I-- I was just being silly.

I found it.

It was right there.

It was just you know, on the counter and stuff.

And yeah, you know, I just took the money

over to Raymond's and I paid him and he opened the house.

So, I mean, everything's OK now.

OK?

Evan, you need to sit down or something?

No?

Well, are you OK?

What's wrong?

-Lots of things.

-What kind of things, Evan?

What-- you can-- you can tell me.

-I've never done it.

I want to with you.

-Oh.

-Wow, Evan.

Wow.

Evan, I-- I'm so lucky to have you in my life.

And I mean, we could, we could do things.

You know, like you could watch me like the other day.

-I thought that was your boyfriend.

-Yeah, um, I know-- and you-- you are, kind of.

It's just, Evan, sometimes these things--

it takes a really long time, OK?

I don't know, it depends.

-I took care of you I protected you guys!

-I know, Evan.

And I'm going to pay you back, OK?

I'm going to pay you back for every penny

that you let me borrow.

You understand?

I borrowed that money, Evan.

I'm going to pay it back to you.

Are we ever going to do things that real boyfriends

and girlfriends can do?

-Like what kind of things?

-You know.

-Evan, I think maybe you just need to calm down and--

-Tell me the truth!

-No, Evan.

I don't think so.

I'm really sorry.

-I'm really, really sorry.

-Sometimes I wish I could escape my body.

-Fuck.

Evan, Evan, Evan stop it!

Evan, stop!

[GRUNT]

-Whoa, Evan, I'm sorry.

I-- I didn't mean to hurt you.

-You have given me a bad name!

-I didn't.

Evan.

[SIGH]

[KNOCKING]

-Hi Candy.

-Is a-- Simon ready to come home or--

-Simon left with Evan.

-Today-- he just--

-Yeah, they left about an hour ago.

-Oh.

I hope that's OK.

-Yeah, I mean, yeah, that's great.

I-- uh, he just didn't tell me.

-That's OK.

-I'll-- I'll see you later, Janice.

-Did I do anything wrong?

-No, no you're fine.

It's not-- not your fault.

-Simon!

Simon!

Evan!

Simon!

Fuck.

Simon!

Simon?

Fuck!

Simon?

Simon!

Simon, where are you!

Simon!

-Evan, hey, Evan, where's Simon?

-I'm sorry.

I'm sorry!

-What the fuck!

Evan, Simon!

Simon!

Evan Evan where is Simon?

Evan, where did you put my son?

-Tell me where he is!

You need to tell me!

-No!

-Did you hurt Simon?

-Sorry!

-Did you hurt him?

-No!

Did you hurt him?

Did you hurt him?

-I'm sorry!

-God dammit, Evan!

Now I gotta call the cops!

[DIALING]

CANDY(OFF SCENE): Hello?

Yeah, yeah my son.

My son is missing.

He's four.

-Hey, Evan, I thought Candy was picking him up?

[GLASS__SHATTERS]

[BRAKES SQUEALING]

-Simon?

-Evan!

Evan!

Hey, Evan, where is Simon?

So how much for like, like, the microwave and this table,

and the chairs?

Mommy, he can't have that!

-Baby, I told you, you can pick four things, OK?

Four things and then the rest we gotta sell

and then, we'll buy you new toys, OK.

So go pick them now before they pick something out.

Sorry, ma'am, he's going to pick up a few

and then you guys can have free reign of the rest.

Sorry--

-Table, chairs, and the microwave.

-I think uh, like uh, 2?

$200?

-I'd do $200 if you counted the toaster.

-You got it.

-Deal?

-Yeah, that seems fair to me. -Yeah?

All right.

[KNOCKING]

-Hey, can I just talk to him for a second?

Evan?

Hi.

Do you want to go for a walk or something?

-Evan, I know that you didn't take Simon.

I saw Russ at the hospital.

He told me what happened.

He was taking Simon to do what's called a-- a paternity test.

Do you know what that is?

Uh, Evan, that's when they-- they do a test

to find out who someone's parents are, OK?

Evan, I'm going away.

I already packed up the car, and moved out of the house,

and all I have to do is go pick up Simon from his sitter

and-- and then I'm leaving town.

[SIGH]

-Where are you moving to?

-Well, I think uh, I'm gonna go stay with my cousin in Milford.

She thinks she can find me a job there, so.

-Are you ever gonna come back?

-Maybe.

It's only three hours away and I want

to save money so I can pay you back, OK?

Evan, I'm sorry.

I'm really sorry.

Evan?

-I forgive you.

-(WHISPERS) OK.

Can you lay down?

OK?

It's OK.

It's OK.

[LEAVES RUSTLING]

-Come here.

[KISS]

-(WHISPERS) OK.

[HEAVY BREATHING]

-OK.

[HEAVY BREATHING]