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DON'T SHOOT. 9 00:00:35,133 --> 00:00:36,667 GET DOWN. 10 00:00:36,700 --> 00:00:38,667 WAIT A MINUTE, WHERE THE HELL IS THE CREATURE? 11 00:00:46,100 --> 00:00:49,033 ( WATER FLOWING ) 12 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,933 ( MUSIC ) 13 00:01:30,667 --> 00:01:31,900 OH, BOY. 14 00:01:33,300 --> 00:01:34,667 ( GROWLS ) 15 00:01:34,700 --> 00:01:35,733 WHAT THE HELL. 16 00:01:38,167 --> 00:01:40,000 HEY, THERE, BUDDY? 17 00:01:40,033 --> 00:01:41,133 LOOKS LIKE I CAUGHT YOU IN THE MIDDLE 18 00:01:41,167 --> 00:01:42,700 OF YOUR MORNING BATH. 19 00:01:42,733 --> 00:01:44,000 ( GROWLS ) 20 00:01:44,033 --> 00:01:45,833 WELL, WHAT THE--NO, NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 21 00:01:45,867 --> 00:01:47,633 I'LL JUST HEAD FURTHER DOWNSTREAM. 22 00:01:47,667 --> 00:01:49,767 WHAT THE FUCK! 23 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:50,967 RUN. 24 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:52,300 ( SCREAMING ) 25 00:01:52,333 --> 00:01:55,067 HELP! HELP! 26 00:01:55,100 --> 00:01:57,167 ( GROWLING ) 27 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:58,867 HELP! 28 00:01:58,900 --> 00:02:00,700 BIGFOOT'S AFTER ME! 29 00:02:00,733 --> 00:02:01,700 HELP! 30 00:02:01,733 --> 00:02:03,067 ( GROWLING ) 31 00:02:11,167 --> 00:02:14,833 BIGFOOT! RUN! 32 00:02:14,867 --> 00:02:15,833 HEY, MAN. 33 00:02:15,867 --> 00:02:16,833 I'M TYING A KNOT HERE. 34 00:02:16,867 --> 00:02:17,833 DUDE, WE GOT TO RUN. 35 00:02:17,867 --> 00:02:18,967 BIGFOOT'S COMING. 36 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,700 ACTUALLY, YOU'VE GOT TO RUN. 37 00:02:20,733 --> 00:02:21,933 I'M FIRST NATIONS. 38 00:02:21,967 --> 00:02:23,700 I'VE GOT NO BEEF WITH HAIRY MAN. 39 00:02:23,733 --> 00:02:24,700 WHAT? 40 00:02:24,733 --> 00:02:25,833 ( GROWLING CONTINUES ) 41 00:02:25,867 --> 00:02:27,000 GET OUT OF HERE, MAN. 42 00:02:27,033 --> 00:02:28,633 HELP! 43 00:02:28,667 --> 00:02:30,600 BIGFOOT'S AFTER ME! 44 00:02:37,833 --> 00:02:39,633 SON OF A BITCH, THAT HURTS. 45 00:02:39,667 --> 00:02:40,933 THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. 46 00:02:40,967 --> 00:02:44,167 YEAH, WE REALLY GOT HIM GOOD, BRO. 47 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:47,867 ONE LESS WEEKEND WARRIOR IN OUR TROUT WATERS. 48 00:02:47,900 --> 00:02:50,900 MAN, IS THIS SUIT GETTING TIRED. 49 00:02:50,933 --> 00:02:52,267 YEAH, I CAUGHT IT ON A STICK. 50 00:02:52,300 --> 00:02:54,900 I ALMOST RIPPED THE WHOLE DAMN THING OFF ALONG WITH MY BALL SACK. 51 00:02:54,933 --> 00:02:57,067 I THINK WE'RE GOING TO NEED TO GET A NEW ONE. 52 00:02:57,100 --> 00:02:59,667 NO, WE CAN PROBABLY FIX IT UP A FEW MORE TIMES. 53 00:02:59,700 --> 00:03:03,800 MAN, THAT GUY FUCKIN' LOST IT. 54 00:03:03,833 --> 00:03:05,667 IT'S PRETTY AWESOME. 55 00:03:05,700 --> 00:03:06,700 AND THAT LAST LINE OF YOURS, 56 00:03:06,733 --> 00:03:08,133 "YOU'RE TRESPASSING," 57 00:03:08,167 --> 00:03:09,833 THAT IS HYSTERICAL, MAN. 58 00:03:09,867 --> 00:03:11,033 YES. 59 00:03:11,067 --> 00:03:13,133 YOU'RE A QUARTER WHITE, MAN, LIGHTEN UP. 60 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:17,000 THERE'S NOT GONNA BE ANY FISH 61 00:03:17,033 --> 00:03:18,933 FOR THE NEXT FEW HUNDRED YARDS, AT LEAST. 62 00:03:18,967 --> 00:03:21,967 YEAH, BUT I GOT HIM WAY BEFORE THE MEAT HOLE, SO WE'RE GOOD FROM THERE UP. 63 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,733 COOL, BECAUSE GRANDMA WANTS ME TO BRING HOME A BUNCH OF FISH. 64 00:03:24,767 --> 00:03:27,267 WHAT, NO CATCH AND RELEASE, MR. PURIST? 65 00:03:27,300 --> 00:03:28,267 NOT TODAY. 66 00:03:28,300 --> 00:03:29,233 NOT TODAY. 67 00:03:33,267 --> 00:03:34,900 DAVID? 68 00:03:37,267 --> 00:03:39,900 DAVID. 69 00:03:39,933 --> 00:03:40,867 ARE YOU HERE? 70 00:03:54,767 --> 00:03:56,033 DAVID? 71 00:04:16,767 --> 00:04:21,200 I HOPE HE REMEMBERS TO BRING FISH BACK FOR OUR GUEST. 72 00:04:23,667 --> 00:04:25,600 ( MUSIC PLAYING ) 73 00:04:37,933 --> 00:04:39,600 OH, SHIT. 74 00:04:39,633 --> 00:04:41,833 DON'T LOOK AT 'EM. 75 00:04:41,867 --> 00:04:42,867 WELL, THAT'S HIM. 76 00:04:42,900 --> 00:04:44,767 THAT'S THE KID. 77 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:45,933 TELL HIM ABOUT BIGFOOT. 78 00:04:45,967 --> 00:04:47,167 HEY, ART, WHAT'S UP? 79 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:49,000 NOW, TELL HIM ABOUT BIGFOOT. 80 00:04:49,033 --> 00:04:50,200 I'M SORRY, SIR. 81 00:04:50,233 --> 00:04:51,300 WE JUST SAW A CRAZY GUY 82 00:04:51,333 --> 00:04:52,733 RUNNING DOWN THE STREAM. 83 00:04:52,767 --> 00:04:53,967 YOU LOOKED PRETTY CRAZY. YEAH. 84 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,733 WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? 85 00:04:55,767 --> 00:04:57,033 STEVE JOBS. 86 00:04:57,067 --> 00:04:58,100 OH, COME ON, KID. 87 00:04:58,133 --> 00:04:59,300 THE CREATURE CHASED ME 88 00:04:59,333 --> 00:05:00,767 FROM HALF A MILE DOWN THE RIVER. 89 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:04,600 WHAT'D YOU CALL HIM, HAIRY MAN? 90 00:05:04,633 --> 00:05:05,700 WHOA, MAN. 91 00:05:05,733 --> 00:05:07,033 THAT'S ENOUGH. TELL HIM! 92 00:05:07,067 --> 00:05:08,700 WHAT DO YOU SAY WE RELEASE DAVID? 93 00:05:08,733 --> 00:05:10,000 NO! WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO DOWN 94 00:05:10,033 --> 00:05:11,567 TO THE STATION... I'M THE PRESIDENT 95 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:13,200 OF FIRST FREAKING BANK, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE. 96 00:05:13,233 --> 00:05:15,100 AND IF YOU GIVE US A FULL REPORT, I'LL... 97 00:05:15,133 --> 00:05:17,133 TELL HIM WHAT YOU SAW OUT THERE. 98 00:05:17,167 --> 00:05:18,700 DAVID: I'M SORRY. WE JUST SAW A CRAZY GUY 99 00:05:18,733 --> 00:05:21,567 MESSING UP OUR FISHING. LET HIM GO. 100 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:23,700 ALL RIGHT, PROBABLY SEEN A BEAR. 101 00:05:23,733 --> 00:05:24,867 IT WASN'T A BEAR. 102 00:05:24,900 --> 00:05:26,300 OKAY. IT WASN'T A BEAR. 103 00:05:26,333 --> 00:05:29,167 YOU TWO, TAKE OFF, AND I'LL GO FIND BIGFOOT. 104 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:30,300 HAIRY MAN! 105 00:05:30,333 --> 00:05:31,800 HAIRY MAN. 106 00:05:31,833 --> 00:05:34,000 I'LL GET YOU SOME DRY CLOTHES, SOME FOOD, 107 00:05:34,033 --> 00:05:37,633 AND MAYBE A SEDATIVE. 108 00:05:39,233 --> 00:05:42,167 ( MUSIC PLAYING ) 109 00:06:05,033 --> 00:06:06,167 WHOA! 110 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:08,100 ( LAUGHING ) 111 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:13,133 ( MUSIC PLAYING ) 112 00:06:31,867 --> 00:06:33,633 RODNEY: HEY, SARAH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT? 113 00:06:33,667 --> 00:06:34,867 NOTHING WITH YOU. 114 00:06:34,900 --> 00:06:36,233 HI, DAVID. 115 00:06:37,700 --> 00:06:38,800 SARAH. 116 00:06:38,833 --> 00:06:40,800 BITCH! DUDE. 117 00:06:40,833 --> 00:06:42,533 SHE'S LIKE THE LAST SINGLE GIRL IN TOWN. 118 00:06:42,567 --> 00:06:43,633 THAT'S BECAUSE SHE'S A BITCH. 119 00:06:43,667 --> 00:06:45,233 THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE AN IDIOT. 120 00:06:47,867 --> 00:06:49,833 GOD, IT WAS SUCH A GOOD DAY TODAY, BRO. 121 00:06:49,867 --> 00:06:51,200 WE SCARED THE HELL OUT OF THAT TOURIST. 122 00:06:51,233 --> 00:06:52,133 UH-HMM. 123 00:06:56,033 --> 00:06:58,667 IT'S JUST LIKE I WAS NEVER GONE. 124 00:07:00,967 --> 00:07:02,800 WHAT? 125 00:07:02,833 --> 00:07:05,000 IT'S COOL TO SCARE A COUPLE OF TOURISTS, 126 00:07:05,033 --> 00:07:06,267 BUT NEITHER ONE OF US CAN AFFORD 127 00:07:06,300 --> 00:07:07,733 TO GET ARRESTED, AGAIN. 128 00:07:07,767 --> 00:07:09,567 RELAX, MAN. NOBODY KNOWS IT'S US. 129 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:12,200 WE'RE NOT GOING TO GET CAUGHT. 130 00:07:12,233 --> 00:07:14,567 CHARLIE: RODNEY, YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN ANYBODY, 131 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:17,533 THERE ARE NO SECRETS IN THIS TOWN. 132 00:07:17,567 --> 00:07:21,033 LOOK WHO'S TALKING, SLUT. 133 00:07:21,067 --> 00:07:23,167 HOW'S FISHING TODAY? 134 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:24,533 PRETTY GOOD. 135 00:07:24,567 --> 00:07:26,600 OKAY. RODNEY, I HAVE FIVE FIRST TIMERS 136 00:07:26,633 --> 00:07:27,900 THRASHING ON THE RIVER TODAY, 137 00:07:27,933 --> 00:07:30,533 AND I KNOW I STILL GOT MORE FISH THAN YOU DID. 138 00:07:30,567 --> 00:07:32,867 BULLSHIT. 139 00:07:32,900 --> 00:07:35,867 YOU KNOW, GENIUSES, IT IS FIRE SEASON. 140 00:07:35,900 --> 00:07:38,567 DAVID, WHY DO YOU HANG OUT WITH THIS PUNK? HE JUST MAKES YOU STUPID. 141 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:39,567 I'LL BEAT YOU STUPID, RC. 142 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:41,867 SIT DOWN, RODNEY. I'M JUST FUCKING WITH YOU. 143 00:07:41,900 --> 00:07:43,733 HERE. WHAT IS THIS? 144 00:07:45,033 --> 00:07:46,700 THAT WAS MY CHAI. 145 00:07:46,733 --> 00:07:48,633 THANKS FOR THAT. IT'S MOOSE URINE. 146 00:08:00,700 --> 00:08:02,900 HI, GRANDMA OTTERTALE. 147 00:08:02,933 --> 00:08:04,867 HI. 148 00:08:04,900 --> 00:08:06,700 I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW MORNING. 149 00:08:06,733 --> 00:08:08,300 I CAN'T. HELPING MY DAD ALL DAY. 150 00:08:08,333 --> 00:08:11,067 WHATEVER. MORE FISH FOR ME. 151 00:08:11,100 --> 00:08:12,767 YEAH, YOU'RE GONNA GET BORED WHEN YOU DON'T CATCH ANYTHING, 152 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:14,067 AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE HOME EARLY. 153 00:08:14,100 --> 00:08:15,400 NO. 154 00:08:19,267 --> 00:08:21,533 DID YOU CATCH ANY FISH? 155 00:08:21,567 --> 00:08:22,700 OF COURSE. 156 00:08:22,733 --> 00:08:24,667 DID YOU SEE ANYTHING INTERESTING? 157 00:08:24,700 --> 00:08:25,833 NO. 158 00:08:25,867 --> 00:08:28,867 NOTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY. WHY? 159 00:08:28,900 --> 00:08:31,900 I'VE SEEN AN ORB LAST NIGHT. 160 00:08:31,933 --> 00:08:34,033 YOU MEAN ONE OF THE "BRIGHT LIGHTS" THAT PEOPLE TALK ABOUT 161 00:08:34,067 --> 00:08:36,700 AFTER SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME IN THE SWEAT LODGE? 162 00:08:36,733 --> 00:08:38,867 YES. IT WAS A GREEN ONE. 163 00:08:38,900 --> 00:08:41,033 THEY ALWAYS COME FIRST. 164 00:08:41,067 --> 00:08:43,533 NO ORBS, GRANDMA. 165 00:08:43,567 --> 00:08:45,733 OKAY. 166 00:08:45,767 --> 00:08:46,967 GOOD LUCK. 167 00:08:57,700 --> 00:09:00,933 I BROUGHT HOME A WHOLE BAG OF FRESH TROUT, 168 00:09:00,967 --> 00:09:04,200 AND WE'RE EATING FROZEN FISH STICKS. 169 00:09:04,233 --> 00:09:06,500 GRANDMA: THEY'RE FOR COMPANY. 170 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:10,733 WHAT COMPANY? 171 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:16,200 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 172 00:09:16,233 --> 00:09:19,833 LOOKING FOR ORBS. 173 00:09:19,867 --> 00:09:21,700 COME ON, GRANDMA, YOU HAVE TO EAT 174 00:09:21,733 --> 00:09:22,900 BEFORE YOU TAKE YOUR HEART MEDICINE. 175 00:09:22,933 --> 00:09:25,700 THAT'S PROBABLY WHY YOU'RE SEEING ORBS. 176 00:09:25,733 --> 00:09:29,533 I'M SEEING ORBS BECAUSE SOMETHING IS GONNA HAPPEN. 177 00:09:29,567 --> 00:09:31,967 EAT YOUR DINNER, PLEASE. 178 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,600 OKAY. 179 00:09:34,867 --> 00:09:36,533 ( KNOCK ON DOOR ) 180 00:09:36,567 --> 00:09:38,033 I GOT IT. 181 00:09:38,067 --> 00:09:39,000 ( KNOCK ON DOOR ) 182 00:09:42,700 --> 00:09:43,800 HEY, ART. 183 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:45,233 DAVID. 184 00:09:47,333 --> 00:09:48,800 HELLO, LOUISE. 185 00:09:48,833 --> 00:09:50,933 HEY, ARTHUR. DO YOU WANT TO COME IN? 186 00:09:50,967 --> 00:09:53,100 NO, THANKS. I HAVE A LOT ON MY PLATE TONIGHT. 187 00:09:53,133 --> 00:09:54,133 UH-HMM. 188 00:09:54,167 --> 00:09:56,000 DID YOU SEE ANY ORBS? 189 00:09:56,033 --> 00:09:57,567 NOT LATELY. 190 00:09:57,600 --> 00:09:59,300 I SAW A GREEN ONE LAST NIGHT. 191 00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:00,300 REALLY, WHAT TIME? 192 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:04,167 WHAT'S UP, ART? 193 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:06,967 YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK 194 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:09,700 BILL WAS HALLUCINATING OUT THERE TODAY. 195 00:10:09,733 --> 00:10:11,833 I DON'T KNOW. 196 00:10:11,867 --> 00:10:12,833 CITY GUY, 197 00:10:12,867 --> 00:10:14,533 NOT USED TO THE FRESH AIR. 198 00:10:14,567 --> 00:10:16,667 PROBABLY SAW A BEAR. 199 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:19,267 YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT ALSO 200 00:10:19,300 --> 00:10:23,733 UNTIL HE MENTIONED A HAIRY MAN, DAVID. 201 00:10:23,767 --> 00:10:25,167 YOU SAW A HAIRY MAN? 202 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:26,600 NO, GRANDMA. 203 00:10:26,633 --> 00:10:28,533 JUST SOME CRAZY TOURIST HALLUCINATING 204 00:10:28,567 --> 00:10:29,667 THOUGHT HE SAW HIM. 205 00:10:29,700 --> 00:10:30,967 HE PROBABLY DID 206 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,600 BECAUSE HE'S ALREADY HERE. 207 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:36,033 YOU KNOW, WHY DON'T YOU AND RODNEY DO ME A FAVOR 208 00:10:36,067 --> 00:10:39,867 AND JUST TAKE IT EASY FOR A WHILE. 209 00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:41,833 I REALLY DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO LAUNCH 210 00:10:41,867 --> 00:10:44,267 A FORMAL INVESTIGATION. 211 00:10:47,700 --> 00:10:48,833 GOOD NIGHT, LOUISE. 212 00:10:48,867 --> 00:10:50,200 GOOD NIGHT, ARTHUR. 213 00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:53,100 COME AGAIN REAL SOON. 214 00:10:53,133 --> 00:10:54,200 NIGHT, ART. 215 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:00,767 GOD, YOU'RE RUDE. 216 00:11:04,933 --> 00:11:07,867 ( MUSIC PLAYING ) 217 00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:26,233 ( WOMAN SCREAMING, LAUGHING ) 218 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:36,533 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 219 00:11:36,567 --> 00:11:37,900 IT'S COLD. 220 00:11:37,933 --> 00:11:39,033 SOMETHING'S GONNA BITE ME. 221 00:11:39,067 --> 00:11:41,233 YOU ARE SUCH AS WUSS. 222 00:11:41,267 --> 00:11:42,600 ( LAUGHS ) 223 00:11:42,633 --> 00:11:46,667 YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. 224 00:11:48,100 --> 00:11:49,533 BITE YOU, THERE'S NOTHING IN HERE 225 00:11:49,567 --> 00:11:51,533 BUT TROUT AND ME, THEY WON'T BITE. 226 00:11:51,567 --> 00:11:52,600 NO. 227 00:11:52,633 --> 00:11:55,200 I'M NOT BORED, RODNEY. 228 00:11:56,833 --> 00:11:59,133 WOULD YOU PREFER A SPONGE BATH, PRINCESS? 229 00:11:59,167 --> 00:12:00,567 YOU'D LIKE THAT, WOULDN'T YOU? 230 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:02,267 GET IN THIS RIVER, YOU STINK. 231 00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:03,533 I DO NOT. 232 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,633 I CAN'T DO THIS. 233 00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:15,567 WELL, HOWDY THERE, STRANGER. 234 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:17,000 OH, HEY, 235 00:12:17,033 --> 00:12:18,000 I'M SORRY, 236 00:12:18,033 --> 00:12:19,833 I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE. 237 00:12:19,867 --> 00:12:21,100 UH-HUH. 238 00:12:21,133 --> 00:12:23,167 HOW ARE THEY BITING? 239 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:24,667 FEW LITTLE ONES. 240 00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:26,033 NOTHING TO WRITE HOME ABOUT. 241 00:12:26,067 --> 00:12:29,700 YOU MUST BE USING THE WRONG PATTERN. 242 00:12:29,733 --> 00:12:31,600 LET ME TAKE A LOOK. 243 00:12:31,633 --> 00:12:33,533 WHAT? OKAY. 244 00:12:33,567 --> 00:12:34,567 OF COURSE. 245 00:12:40,900 --> 00:12:42,000 CADIS FLY? 246 00:12:42,033 --> 00:12:43,667 REALLY? 247 00:12:43,700 --> 00:12:45,867 DUDE, IT'S ALL NYMPHS RIGHT NOW. 248 00:12:45,900 --> 00:12:46,967 NYMPHS, HUH? 249 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,233 HERE. 250 00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:51,867 LET ME SEE WHAT WE HAVE HERE. 251 00:12:56,867 --> 00:12:58,000 HERE WE GO. 252 00:12:58,033 --> 00:13:00,033 THIS IS OUGHT TO DO IT. 253 00:13:00,067 --> 00:13:02,133 YOU DO LIKE NYMPHS, DON'T YOU? 254 00:13:02,167 --> 00:13:04,133 I LOVE NYMPHS. 255 00:13:11,267 --> 00:13:13,567 GIVE ME YOUR ROD. WHAT? 256 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:16,667 YOU CAN'T CATCH A BIG FISH UNLESS YOU'RE NAKED. 257 00:13:16,700 --> 00:13:19,267 SO IF I DON'T GET ANYTHING ON THIS NEXT CAST, 258 00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:21,200 I'M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE MY SKIRT OFF. 259 00:13:21,233 --> 00:13:22,567 OKAY. 260 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:26,633 TOLD YOU. 261 00:13:28,900 --> 00:13:30,833 YOU DO THIS OFTEN? 262 00:13:33,733 --> 00:13:34,967 WHAT? 263 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,800 FISH NAKED. 264 00:13:36,833 --> 00:13:40,733 AMONG OTHER THINGS. 265 00:13:40,767 --> 00:13:42,533 HEY, I DIDN'T--I DIDN'T CATCH YOUR NAME. 266 00:13:42,567 --> 00:13:43,800 AMY. 267 00:13:43,833 --> 00:13:46,233 COME ON OVER AFTER YOU LOSE MY FISH. 268 00:13:46,267 --> 00:13:49,500 NAKED HIPPIE CHICK TELLING ME NOT TO LOSE MY FISH? 269 00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:54,667 DAMN IT. 270 00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:55,767 AMY: TOLD YOU. 271 00:14:04,833 --> 00:14:05,967 ENJOY THE SHOW? 272 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,033 I WAS FISHING, I WASN'T SPYING. 273 00:14:08,067 --> 00:14:09,733 OH, RELAX, JEN. 274 00:14:09,767 --> 00:14:12,967 IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME SOMEONE WILL MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGHT OF MY WET, NAKED BODY. 275 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,033 AMY. I WAS... 276 00:14:14,067 --> 00:14:16,733 RELAX, BOTH OF YOU. 277 00:14:16,767 --> 00:14:19,167 TOTALLY INNOCENT ENCOUNTER. 278 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:20,833 NICE GEAR. 279 00:14:20,867 --> 00:14:21,833 ALL RIGHT. COME ON. 280 00:14:21,867 --> 00:14:22,900 IT'S ALMOST LUNCHTIME. 281 00:14:25,900 --> 00:14:27,133 LADIES FIRST. 282 00:14:36,733 --> 00:14:38,067 HOME SWEET HOME. 283 00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:39,067 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 284 00:14:39,100 --> 00:14:40,100 DAVID: WHAT'S THIS? 285 00:14:40,133 --> 00:14:41,100 HOME. 286 00:14:41,133 --> 00:14:42,767 SINCE WHEN? 287 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:44,833 OH, JEN AND I GRADUATED LAST MONTH 288 00:14:44,867 --> 00:14:47,833 AND DECIDED TO GO MINIMALIST INSTEAD OF ENTERING THE MACHINE. 289 00:14:47,867 --> 00:14:49,867 MINIMALIST, HUH? 290 00:14:49,900 --> 00:14:52,133 SO, WHAT DID YOU TWO STUDY TO DRIVE YOU OUT HERE? 291 00:14:52,167 --> 00:14:54,533 AMY, PHILOSOPHY, ME, MATHEMATICS. 292 00:14:54,567 --> 00:14:58,033 AND I WANTED TO EXPLORE MY ROOTS AS WELL. 293 00:14:58,067 --> 00:14:59,967 NICE SATELLITE DISH. 294 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,700 IT'S JUST FOR INTERNET ACCESS. 295 00:15:01,733 --> 00:15:03,600 WE DON'T BELIEVE IN TELEVISION. 296 00:15:03,633 --> 00:15:05,500 OKAY. OKAY. 297 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,133 ( CHUCKLES ) 298 00:15:11,167 --> 00:15:14,967 YOU GUYS AREN'T EXACTLY ROUGHING IT. 299 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,700 NO ONE SAID YOU HAD TO BE UNCOMFORTABLE 300 00:15:16,733 --> 00:15:17,833 TO COMMUNE WITH NATURE. 301 00:15:17,867 --> 00:15:19,667 COMMUNING. YEAH. 302 00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:22,100 YOU'RE JUST A REGULAR POCAHONTAS. 303 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:27,200 OH, I LIKE YOUR LANDSCAPING. 304 00:15:27,233 --> 00:15:28,200 OH, REALLY? 305 00:15:28,233 --> 00:15:30,867 YOU LIKE OUR LANDSCAPING? 306 00:15:30,900 --> 00:15:34,533 YEAH, I DON'T THINK YOU CAN HANDLE OUR LANDSCAPING. 307 00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:35,800 OH, PLEASE. 308 00:15:35,833 --> 00:15:38,200 I CAN HANDLE YOUR LANDSCAPING. 309 00:15:41,033 --> 00:15:44,200 ( BIRDS CHIRPING ) 310 00:15:44,233 --> 00:15:45,867 I SAW THE FIRST STAR. 311 00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:47,900 I GET TO MAKE A WISH. 312 00:15:47,933 --> 00:15:51,033 DO YOU THINK THERE'S ALIEN USSES 313 00:15:51,067 --> 00:15:53,033 ON ANOTHER PLANET 314 00:15:53,067 --> 00:15:55,033 SOMEWHERE OUT THERE LOOKING AT US 315 00:15:55,067 --> 00:15:57,567 AND WONDERING IF THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE IN THE UNIVERSE? 316 00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:59,067 CLICHE. I FEEL SO SMALL 317 00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:00,700 AND INSIGNIFICANT 318 00:16:00,733 --> 00:16:02,833 WHEN I LOOK AT THE STARS. 319 00:16:02,867 --> 00:16:04,667 CLICHE, CLICHE 320 00:16:04,700 --> 00:16:05,767 ( CHUCKLES ) 321 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,067 YOU ARE. 322 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:09,233 DON'T BE INSULTING. 323 00:16:09,267 --> 00:16:10,667 I'M SERIOUS. 324 00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:12,200 SO AM I. 325 00:16:12,233 --> 00:16:15,300 WE ARE INSIGNIFICANT, BUT WHO CARES? 326 00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:17,033 WHEN YOU'RE INSIGNIFICANT, 327 00:16:17,067 --> 00:16:19,767 YOU DON'T HAVE ANY HEAVY RESPONSIBILITIES TO WORRY ABOUT. 328 00:16:24,833 --> 00:16:26,167 JEN: WHAT? 329 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:28,733 AMY: LISTEN TO YOU, GUYS. 330 00:16:28,767 --> 00:16:31,267 COME ON, I'M THE ONE WITH A DEGREE IN PHILOSOPHY, 331 00:16:31,300 --> 00:16:33,067 AND YOU DON'T HEAR ME GETTING ALL METAPHYSICAL 332 00:16:33,100 --> 00:16:34,833 AND RUINING A PERFECTLY DELIGHTFUL EVENING. 333 00:16:34,867 --> 00:16:36,733 BE NICE. 334 00:16:36,767 --> 00:16:39,067 OKAY. WHY DO YOU THINK WE'RE HERE? 335 00:16:39,100 --> 00:16:42,667 I DON'T KNOW, AND REALLY, I DON'T CARE. 336 00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:44,200 PHILOSOPHY IS CRAP. 337 00:16:44,233 --> 00:16:45,833 JEN: IT'S NOT CRAP. 338 00:16:45,867 --> 00:16:47,833 NOT CRAP. 339 00:16:47,867 --> 00:16:50,167 AMY: YES, IT IS. 340 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:51,967 DON'T YOU GO TO SCHOOL OR SOMETHING? 341 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,933 WHY SHOULD I? 342 00:16:53,967 --> 00:16:56,167 I MEAN, YOUR DEGREES AREN'T DOING YOU MUCH GOOD. 343 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:58,733 THAT'S NOT TRUE! 344 00:16:58,767 --> 00:16:59,933 ( ALARM RINGING ) 345 00:16:59,967 --> 00:17:02,033 JEN: YOU'RE A LIAR. THAT'S NOT TRUE. 346 00:17:02,067 --> 00:17:04,867 OH, SHIT, I GOT TO GO. 347 00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:08,633 AW, DOES LITTLE DAVIE HAVE A CURFEW? 348 00:17:08,667 --> 00:17:10,967 I GOT TO GO CHECK ON MY GRANDMA. 349 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,067 YOU HAVE TWO BEAUTIFUL, 350 00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:15,267 HORNY WOMEN ALONE IN THE WOODS, 351 00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:17,700 AND YOU REALLY WANT TO GO CHECK ON "GRANDMA"? 352 00:17:17,733 --> 00:17:19,567 WE'RE LONELY. 353 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:22,533 LOOK, IF I DON'T GIVE MY GRANDMA HER MEDICINE, SHE WON'T TAKE IT. 354 00:17:22,567 --> 00:17:24,633 SUIT YOURSELF. I UNDERSTAND. 355 00:17:24,667 --> 00:17:26,800 WE MIGHT BE TOO MUCH FOR YOU. 356 00:17:26,833 --> 00:17:29,167 WE DON'T HAVE TO TORTURE HIM THIS MUCH. 357 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:30,567 BUT IT'S SO FUN. 358 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:33,167 ( LAUGHTER ) 359 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:34,633 HE HAS TO TAKE CARE OF HIS GRANDMOTHER. 360 00:17:34,667 --> 00:17:36,233 OH, WAIT, I'M HORNY. 361 00:17:36,267 --> 00:17:37,833 DAVID, WAIT A MINUTE. 362 00:17:37,867 --> 00:17:39,900 DAVID, DAVID, WAIT A SECOND. 363 00:17:39,933 --> 00:17:42,567 LOOK, I REALLY NEED TO CHECK ON MY GRANDMA. 364 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:43,767 IT'S COOL. 365 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,533 AMY'S A TERRIBLE TEASE. 366 00:17:45,567 --> 00:17:46,867 REALLY? 367 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,200 OKAY. ACTUALLY, SHE'S NOT A TEASE, 368 00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:50,133 SHE'D PROBABLY FOLLOW THROUGH. 369 00:17:50,167 --> 00:17:52,700 YEAH, THAT MAKES ME FEEL SO MUCH BETTER. 370 00:17:52,733 --> 00:17:54,067 DON'T WORRY, WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 371 00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:55,800 JUST COME BACK THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW. 372 00:17:55,833 --> 00:17:57,133 WHAT'S WRONG WITH TOMORROW? 373 00:17:57,167 --> 00:17:59,767 WE HAVE TO GO INTO TOWN FOR SUPPLIES. 374 00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:01,667 COME HERE. 375 00:18:02,933 --> 00:18:05,133 NOW TAKE CARE OF GRANDMA. 376 00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:06,900 RIGHT. 377 00:18:06,933 --> 00:18:08,267 GRANDMA. 378 00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:11,600 MEDICINE. 379 00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:13,033 ( SIGHS ) 380 00:18:13,067 --> 00:18:15,933 SHE PROBABLY WON'T DIE IF SHE JUST MISSES ONE. 381 00:18:19,233 --> 00:18:22,200 OH, NO. 382 00:18:22,233 --> 00:18:23,733 ( MUSIC PLAYING ) 383 00:18:26,833 --> 00:18:29,767 DISPATCHER: ( OVER THE RADIO ) HEY, ART, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU? 384 00:18:33,833 --> 00:18:36,267 OH, HEY, DAVID. 385 00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:38,100 HEY, ART. 386 00:18:38,133 --> 00:18:39,667 WHAT'S UP? 387 00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:42,100 OH, JUST DROPPED BY TO CHECK IN. 388 00:18:42,133 --> 00:18:44,000 WHY? 389 00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:48,967 YOU KNOW, JUST MAKING MY ROUNDS. 390 00:18:51,067 --> 00:18:52,567 SEE YOU LATER, LOUISE. 391 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,200 YEAH, BYE, ARTHUR. 392 00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:56,967 OH, HERE, YOUR BADGE. 393 00:19:00,033 --> 00:19:01,733 DISPATCHER: ( OVER THE RADIO ) HEY, ART, 394 00:19:01,767 --> 00:19:03,233 THINK YOU BETTER GET OVER HERE. 395 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:20,533 WHY ARE YOU WEARING YOUR ROBE? 396 00:19:20,567 --> 00:19:22,200 I TOOK MY MEDICINE. 397 00:19:22,233 --> 00:19:26,767 THAT'S GREAT, GRANDMA. 398 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:29,100 WHAT WAS ART DOING HERE SO LATE? 399 00:19:29,133 --> 00:19:30,967 HE'S JUST CHECKING ON ME. 400 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,900 I'M GONNA SLEEP HERE TONIGHT. 401 00:19:32,933 --> 00:19:34,267 WHY? 402 00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:37,000 I'M LOOKING FOR ORBS. 403 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:46,233 ARE YOU SURE YOU NOT TAKING TOO MUCH OF YOUR MEDICINE? 404 00:19:46,267 --> 00:19:47,267 YES. 405 00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:48,933 SMELLS LIKE YOU ARE. 406 00:19:48,967 --> 00:19:50,800 DID YOU GET ANY FISH? 407 00:19:50,833 --> 00:19:52,200 YES. 408 00:19:53,733 --> 00:19:55,733 JUST DOUBLE CHECKING. 409 00:19:55,767 --> 00:19:58,800 WHAT? 410 00:19:58,833 --> 00:20:00,867 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 411 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,600 FEEDING HAIRY MAN. 412 00:20:06,567 --> 00:20:07,900 LET'S GO TO BED, GRANDMA. 413 00:20:07,933 --> 00:20:12,067 I'M SLEEPING HERE TONIGHT IN CASE ORBS COME. 414 00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:14,700 GRANDMA, IT'S GONNA BE COLD TONIGHT, 415 00:20:14,733 --> 00:20:16,100 AND I WON'T BE ABLE TO SLEEP 416 00:20:16,133 --> 00:20:18,633 IF I THINK YOU'RE OUT HERE FREEZING TO DEATH. 417 00:20:18,667 --> 00:20:21,800 I WON'T FREEZE IF YOU GIVE ME MY BLANKET BACK. 418 00:20:21,833 --> 00:20:23,167 COME ON. 419 00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:28,900 SHIT. 420 00:20:30,967 --> 00:20:33,800 YOU TREAT ME LIKE A LITTLE GIRL. 421 00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,933 I'M SORRY, GRANDMA. 422 00:20:37,333 --> 00:20:40,267 ( MUSIC PLAYING ) 423 00:20:51,300 --> 00:20:53,200 YOU REALLY LIKE MESSING WITH PEOPLE, DON'T YOU? 424 00:20:53,233 --> 00:20:54,533 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 425 00:20:54,567 --> 00:20:56,700 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. DAVID. 426 00:20:56,733 --> 00:20:58,967 HE LOOKED LIKE HE WAS GONNA EXPLODE WHEN HE LEFT HERE. 427 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,033 IT'S GOOD TO KEEP GUYS GUESSING. 428 00:21:01,067 --> 00:21:02,133 GUESSING? 429 00:21:02,167 --> 00:21:04,533 HE'S PROBABLY LYING IN BED 430 00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:05,967 IMAGINING THE TWO OF US 431 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,900 IN THE THROES OF CRAZY LESBIAN SEX. 432 00:21:08,933 --> 00:21:10,667 ( CHUCKLES ) 433 00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:13,600 I'D HATE TO LET THE LITTLE GUY DOWN. 434 00:21:13,633 --> 00:21:15,867 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 435 00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:16,867 NICE TRY. 436 00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:18,733 HEAD GAMES WITH GUYS, FINE, 437 00:21:18,767 --> 00:21:20,300 BUT NOT WITH ME. 438 00:21:20,333 --> 00:21:21,800 I GOT TO PEE. 439 00:21:23,067 --> 00:21:25,867 ( SING-SONG ) YOU WANT TO EXPLORE YOUR ROOTS WITH DAVID. 440 00:21:25,900 --> 00:21:27,900 MAYBE. 441 00:21:27,933 --> 00:21:31,133 SHE BETTER NOT BE THINKING ABOUT EXPERIMENTING. 442 00:21:31,167 --> 00:21:32,900 IT'S REALLY BAD ENOUGH I HAVE TO DEAL WITH BUGS 443 00:21:32,933 --> 00:21:37,700 AND SNAKES, AND OTHER CREEPY-CRAWLY SHIT. 444 00:21:42,633 --> 00:21:44,567 ( MUSIC PLAYING ) 445 00:21:51,767 --> 00:21:55,533 I'M TIRED, AMES, STOP MESSING AROUND. 446 00:21:55,567 --> 00:21:57,833 I'M SERIOUS. 447 00:21:57,867 --> 00:21:59,300 AMY, IT'S NOT POLITE 448 00:21:59,333 --> 00:22:01,700 TO SHINE A LIGHT ON SOMEONE WHEN THEY'RE PEEING. 449 00:22:02,967 --> 00:22:04,100 THANK YOU. 450 00:22:10,733 --> 00:22:12,767 ( GROANS ) 451 00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:14,867 WHEN DID YOU GET THE GREEN FLASHLIGHT? 452 00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:16,033 WHAT? 453 00:22:16,067 --> 00:22:17,800 YOU KNOW, 454 00:22:17,833 --> 00:22:21,533 THE GREEN LIGHT YOU WERE SHINING ON ME WHEN I WAS PEEING. 455 00:22:21,567 --> 00:22:23,533 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 456 00:22:23,567 --> 00:22:26,300 YOU WEREN'T SHINING A GREEN LIGHT ON ME? 457 00:22:26,333 --> 00:22:28,800 I TOLD YOU THAT WAS STRONG STUFF. 458 00:22:28,833 --> 00:22:29,833 STOP MESSING WITH ME. 459 00:22:29,867 --> 00:22:31,200 I DIDN'T SMOKE THAT MUCH. 460 00:22:31,233 --> 00:22:33,567 I THINK YOU DID. 461 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:35,600 SERIOUSLY, YOU'RE NOT MESSING WITH ME? 462 00:22:35,633 --> 00:22:38,133 NO. 463 00:22:38,167 --> 00:22:40,567 THAT IS SOME GOOD LANDSCAPING. 464 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:41,967 MM-HMM. 465 00:22:58,267 --> 00:23:00,200 ( CAR HORN HONKS ) 466 00:23:06,133 --> 00:23:07,633 WATCH THOSE RACCOONS, GRANDMA. 467 00:23:07,667 --> 00:23:09,633 I MIGHT BE LATE. OKAY. 468 00:23:09,667 --> 00:23:11,133 YOU'LL TAKE YOUR MEDICINE, RIGHT? 469 00:23:11,167 --> 00:23:12,767 OKAY. 470 00:23:14,933 --> 00:23:15,967 WHAT? 471 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,233 OH, AREN'T YOU GOING TO WISH 472 00:23:17,267 --> 00:23:19,300 YOU CAME FISHING WITH ME YESTERDAY. 473 00:23:19,333 --> 00:23:22,233 BETTER THAN SLAVE LABORING WITH MY DAD? 474 00:23:36,167 --> 00:23:37,700 OW! GET OUT. 475 00:23:37,733 --> 00:23:38,700 WHY? 476 00:23:38,733 --> 00:23:40,100 GET THE FUCK OUT. 477 00:23:40,133 --> 00:23:42,033 YOU'RE SMOKING HERB WITH NOT ONE BUT TWO 478 00:23:42,067 --> 00:23:44,667 HOT, NAKED HIPPIE CHICKS ALL DAY AND YOU ASK ME WHY? 479 00:23:44,700 --> 00:23:46,900 YOU SHOULD'VE CALLED ME, YOU ASSHOLE. 480 00:23:46,933 --> 00:23:48,000 UGH! 481 00:23:48,033 --> 00:23:49,100 OW, FRICK YOU, MAN. 482 00:23:49,133 --> 00:23:50,100 YEAH, IT BURNS. 483 00:23:50,133 --> 00:23:52,000 I DIDN'T HAVE A PHONE. 484 00:23:52,033 --> 00:23:53,133 WELL, THEN YOU SHOULD'VE FOUND ONE. 485 00:23:57,267 --> 00:23:59,200 SERIOUSLY, DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK? 486 00:23:59,233 --> 00:24:01,133 YOU LUCKY BASTARD. 487 00:24:01,167 --> 00:24:05,633 THAT'S LIKE--THAT'S LIKE "PENTHOUSE" FORUM SHIT. 488 00:24:05,667 --> 00:24:08,067 IT REALLY WASN'T THAT EXCITING. 489 00:24:08,100 --> 00:24:10,767 WHAT, YOU DIDN'T SEAL THE DEAL? NO. 490 00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,633 I HAD TO MAKE SURE MY GRANDMA TOOK HER MEDICINE. 491 00:24:12,667 --> 00:24:15,033 OH, MAN. YOUR PRIORITIES ARE SO MESSED UP. 492 00:24:15,067 --> 00:24:17,267 OKAY, WHATEVER. NO. 493 00:24:17,300 --> 00:24:18,700 OKAY, WHERE ARE WE GOING? 494 00:24:18,733 --> 00:24:22,933 YOU MEAN BEFORE WE GO BACK AND VISIT YOUR SOON TO BE EX-GIRLFRIENDS? 495 00:24:22,967 --> 00:24:25,267 THEY'RE IN TOWN TODAY. SHIT. 496 00:24:25,300 --> 00:24:27,833 OKAY. WE'LL GO TO SOUTH FORK. 497 00:24:27,867 --> 00:24:30,133 SOUTH FORK? 498 00:24:30,167 --> 00:24:33,000 THE FISHING SUCKS, AND IT'S FULL OF TOURISTS. 499 00:24:33,033 --> 00:24:34,233 EXACTLY. 500 00:24:34,267 --> 00:24:37,100 TIME TO GENERATE SOME MEDIA CRED. 501 00:24:37,133 --> 00:24:39,567 OH, YOU'RE GOOD, YOU. 502 00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:42,500 ( MUSIC PLAYING ) 503 00:24:48,867 --> 00:24:51,133 CHARLIE: MAN, YOU ARE A MESS. 504 00:24:51,167 --> 00:24:52,967 BOB: RC. RC: YEAH, BOB. 505 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,733 HEY, RC, I'M KIND OF HUNG-UP HERE. 506 00:24:54,767 --> 00:24:56,067 COULD YOU GIVE ME A HAND? 507 00:24:56,100 --> 00:24:57,767 YOU KNOW, BOB, PART OF BEING A FLY-FISHERMAN 508 00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,767 IS LEARNING HOW TO GET YOURSELF UNTANGLED THERE. 509 00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:02,833 I'D CUT YOU LOOSE, BUT I'D BE DOING YOU A DISSERVICE. 510 00:25:02,867 --> 00:25:04,200 HEY, RC. 511 00:25:04,233 --> 00:25:06,867 ANY LUCK TODAY? 512 00:25:06,900 --> 00:25:09,267 MAN, THESE ARE GONNA BE SO GREAT ON MUGBOOK. 513 00:25:10,967 --> 00:25:12,267 DAVID: NEVER MIND. 514 00:25:12,300 --> 00:25:13,933 YEAH. HEY, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU'RE NOT JOINED 515 00:25:13,967 --> 00:25:15,900 TO THE HIP WITH THAT CRIMINAL, DAVID. 516 00:25:15,933 --> 00:25:17,533 COME ON, MAN. 517 00:25:17,567 --> 00:25:19,033 THAT WAS A BULLSHIT CHARGE, 518 00:25:19,067 --> 00:25:20,267 AND YOU KNOW IT. 519 00:25:20,300 --> 00:25:21,267 YEAH, BULLSHIT CHARGE. 520 00:25:21,300 --> 00:25:22,933 HE STEALS ART'S PATROL CAR 521 00:25:22,967 --> 00:25:23,967 AND DRIVES THROUGH THE POST OFFICE, 522 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,867 AND THAT'S A BULLSHIT CHARGE. 523 00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:28,167 NO ONE SAW HIM. YEAH, OKAY. 524 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:31,800 HEY, DAVID, WHEN ARE YOU COMING BY THE SHOP? I'M OUT OF STIMULATORS, PARACHUTES, 525 00:25:31,833 --> 00:25:34,200 WOOLY BUGGERS, AND I'M LOW ON EVERYTHING ELSE. 526 00:25:34,233 --> 00:25:35,867 NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS? OKAY. 527 00:25:35,900 --> 00:25:37,933 MAN: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 528 00:25:37,967 --> 00:25:39,300 HAIRY MAN. 529 00:25:39,333 --> 00:25:41,233 ( CAMERA CLICKING ) 530 00:25:43,633 --> 00:25:45,267 OH, SHIT. DAVID, REALLY? 531 00:25:45,300 --> 00:25:48,233 YOU MIGHT KNOW HIM AS BIGFOOT. 532 00:25:48,267 --> 00:25:50,167 CHARLIE: HEY, WHERE YOU GOING? 533 00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:51,967 FISHING. 534 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:55,600 FISH ARE ALL TOO SCARED DOWN HERE. LATER, RC. 535 00:25:55,633 --> 00:25:57,167 MAN: SERIOUSLY, WE JUST SAW BIGFOOT 536 00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:58,900 ON THE NORTH FORK RIVER. RC: SOUTH FORK. 537 00:25:58,933 --> 00:25:59,900 MAN: SOUTH FORK RIVER. 538 00:25:59,933 --> 00:26:01,800 WE GOT A PHOTO OF IT. 539 00:26:01,833 --> 00:26:03,233 MAN: YES, THAT'S RIGHT, CHET. 540 00:26:03,267 --> 00:26:05,800 WE ARE LIVE WITH TONIGHT'S BIG STORY. 541 00:26:05,833 --> 00:26:07,967 BIGFOOT ON THE SOUTH FORK RIVER. 542 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,100 WE WANNA SHOW YOU A VERY DRAMATIC PHOTOGRAPH 543 00:26:10,133 --> 00:26:12,600 THAT WAS JUST TAKEN HOURS AGO. TAKE A LOOK. 544 00:26:12,633 --> 00:26:13,800 NOW, IT IS BLURRY... 545 00:26:13,833 --> 00:26:16,800 HEY, GRANDMA. 546 00:26:16,833 --> 00:26:19,000 MAN: ...SOME KIND OF CREATURE... 547 00:26:19,033 --> 00:26:20,200 WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING? 548 00:26:20,233 --> 00:26:21,800 GRANDMA: NEWS. 549 00:26:21,833 --> 00:26:24,533 TOURISTS THINK THEY SAW A BIGFOOT. 550 00:26:24,567 --> 00:26:27,600 RODNEY: HOLY SHIT. 551 00:26:27,633 --> 00:26:29,533 NO. CHARLIE: CHARLIE MURPHY. 552 00:26:29,567 --> 00:26:31,767 KEVIN: CHARLIE MURPHY, YOU WERE THE ONE RESPONSIBLE. 553 00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:34,300 NOW THAT LOOKS LIKE A VERY FANCY PIECE OF EQUIPMENT. 554 00:26:34,333 --> 00:26:36,133 WITH NO DUE RESPECT, SIR, 555 00:26:36,167 --> 00:26:39,700 WHY IS THIS PHOTO SO BLURRY? 556 00:26:39,733 --> 00:26:43,600 WELL, THE--I HAD ON A REALLY WIDE LENS, 557 00:26:43,633 --> 00:26:46,767 AND THE CREATURE, THIS BIG HAIRY THING 558 00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:48,600 LOOKED AND MOVED MORE LIKE AN APE THAN A MAN. 559 00:26:48,633 --> 00:26:50,567 HE WAS REALLY WAY UPSTREAM 560 00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:52,233 AND I MIGHT HAVE HAD THE-- I MIGHT HAVE KNOCKED 561 00:26:52,267 --> 00:26:54,633 THE AUTO-FOCUS OFF IN THE EXCITEMENT, 562 00:26:54,667 --> 00:26:56,700 BUT WHAT I'M GONNA DO IS I'M GONNA GET MY REALLY LONG LENS, 563 00:26:56,733 --> 00:26:58,233 AND I'M GONNA COME BACK OUT HERE EVERY DAY 564 00:26:58,267 --> 00:27:00,067 UNTIL I GET A BETTER PICTURE. EVERY DAY? 565 00:27:00,100 --> 00:27:01,733 NOW, WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO BE OUT HERE EVERY DAY? 566 00:27:01,767 --> 00:27:02,900 TO GET A BETTER PICTURE. 567 00:27:02,933 --> 00:27:05,533 WHAT A DOUCHE BAG. 568 00:27:08,333 --> 00:27:10,267 ( MUSIC PLAYING ) 569 00:27:21,100 --> 00:27:22,700 HOW CLOSE ARE WE GETTING? 570 00:27:22,733 --> 00:27:25,200 RIGHT UP AROUND THE BEND, JUST CHILL. 571 00:27:25,233 --> 00:27:27,100 NICE. 572 00:27:27,133 --> 00:27:28,700 I SAID CHILL. 573 00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:34,533 THEY WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREAM 574 00:27:34,567 --> 00:27:36,067 JUST OFF THAT LITTLE PATH BY THE ROCK. 575 00:27:36,100 --> 00:27:37,267 WELL, THEY'RE NOT THERE NOW. 576 00:27:37,300 --> 00:27:38,667 AMY: WHAT ARE YOU FELLAS LOOKING FOR? 577 00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:40,200 DAVID: OH, AMY, JEN. WE WERE JUST... 578 00:27:40,233 --> 00:27:42,033 HOPING TO FIND HER NAKED IN THE RIVER? 579 00:27:42,067 --> 00:27:43,833 YES. NO. 580 00:27:46,267 --> 00:27:48,233 THIS IS RODNEY. WHAT'S UP, LADIES? 581 00:27:48,267 --> 00:27:49,867 WOW. 582 00:27:49,900 --> 00:27:51,267 A NEW FAN. 583 00:27:51,300 --> 00:27:53,200 I HOPE YOU'RE NOT TOO DISAPPOINTED, RODNEY. 584 00:27:53,233 --> 00:27:54,600 OF COURSE NOT. 585 00:27:54,633 --> 00:27:56,200 YOU KNOW, DAVID, THIS MAKES TWO STRIKES. 586 00:27:56,233 --> 00:27:58,033 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 587 00:27:58,067 --> 00:27:59,933 WELL, YOU DIDN'T COME BY YESTERDAY. 588 00:27:59,967 --> 00:28:03,567 JEN AND I JUST HAD TO SATISFY EACH OTHER. 589 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:05,967 JEN SAID YOU GUYS WERE GOING INTO TOWN. 590 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,767 SILLY, SILLY BOY. 591 00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:09,833 AND TODAY, YOU BROUGHT A FRIEND WITHOUT OUR PERMISSION. 592 00:28:09,867 --> 00:28:11,867 I'M RODNEY. 593 00:28:11,900 --> 00:28:13,233 OKAY, I'M RODNEY. 594 00:28:13,267 --> 00:28:15,067 AMY. AND THIS IS JEN. 595 00:28:15,100 --> 00:28:16,767 NICE TO MEET YOU. 596 00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:17,867 DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THOSE LINES 597 00:28:17,900 --> 00:28:19,267 HAVE BEEN IN THE WATER YET. 598 00:28:21,033 --> 00:28:22,200 SINCE YOU'RE NOT FISHING, 599 00:28:22,233 --> 00:28:23,767 YOU CAN HELP US WITH OUR LAUNDRY. 600 00:28:25,100 --> 00:28:26,867 I'M NOT REALLY A LAUNDRY GUY. 601 00:28:26,900 --> 00:28:28,867 OH, REALLY? THAT'S TOO BAD. 602 00:28:28,900 --> 00:28:31,233 I HAVEN'T TAKEN OFF EVERYTHING I NEED TO WASH JUST YET. 603 00:28:49,300 --> 00:28:51,967 NICE TO SEE YOU HARDLY WORKING, RODNEY. 604 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,267 WELL, I'M KEEPING BUSY. 605 00:28:53,300 --> 00:28:55,267 JEN: I SEE THAT. 606 00:28:55,300 --> 00:28:58,033 DAVID UNDERSTANDS HOW TO TREAT WOMEN. 607 00:28:58,067 --> 00:29:01,833 WE CAN BE VERY GRATEFUL TO MEN LIKE HIM. 608 00:29:01,867 --> 00:29:03,200 HEY, DAVID. 609 00:29:03,233 --> 00:29:05,600 DO YOU MIND WASHING THIS, TOO? 610 00:29:10,567 --> 00:29:12,267 MAY I HAVE MY VEST BACK? 611 00:29:12,300 --> 00:29:14,533 NO. 612 00:29:14,567 --> 00:29:16,533 SO, DAVID, 613 00:29:16,567 --> 00:29:18,233 YOU'RE FIRST NATIONS, RIGHT? 614 00:29:18,267 --> 00:29:19,233 MOSTLY. 615 00:29:19,267 --> 00:29:21,700 JEN: MOSTLY? 616 00:29:21,733 --> 00:29:25,767 MY GRANDFATHER'S WHITE, BUT I NEVER MET HIM. 617 00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:27,033 WHY? 618 00:29:27,067 --> 00:29:28,600 DAMN GIRL, YOU'RE NOSY. 619 00:29:28,633 --> 00:29:29,867 I'M SORRY. I CAN'T HELP IT. 620 00:29:29,900 --> 00:29:31,267 I WAS RAISED IN THE CITY. 621 00:29:31,300 --> 00:29:33,167 I'M GUESSING IT WASN'T THE PROJECTS. 622 00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:36,600 WHAT TRIBE DO YOU BELONG TO? 623 00:29:36,633 --> 00:29:40,933 ACTUALLY, I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MY HERITAGE. 624 00:29:40,967 --> 00:29:43,800 DO YOU WANNA HEAR MY STORY? 625 00:29:43,833 --> 00:29:45,167 YEAH, PLEASE. 626 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,700 HERE WE GO. 627 00:29:47,733 --> 00:29:50,200 MY GRANDFATHER WAS A RODEO CLOWN 628 00:29:50,233 --> 00:29:53,233 WITH A PENCHANT FOR FOUR-LEGGED COMPANIONSHIP. 629 00:29:53,267 --> 00:29:57,900 HE MET AN UNTIMELY DEMISE WHEN HE WAS CRUSHED BY A BULL. 630 00:29:57,933 --> 00:29:59,200 MY MOTHER GOT KNOCKED UP 631 00:29:59,233 --> 00:30:01,767 BY HER UNIVERSITY FIRST NATIONS T.A. 632 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,667 FRESHMAN YEAR OF COLLEGE. 633 00:30:03,700 --> 00:30:05,067 AS SOON AS I WAS BORN, 634 00:30:05,100 --> 00:30:07,667 THEY SPLIT FOR AN ASHRAM IN FRANCE. 635 00:30:07,700 --> 00:30:09,933 MY CHILDHOOD WAS TYPICAL. 636 00:30:09,967 --> 00:30:12,700 TROUT FISHING AND SWEAT LODGES. 637 00:30:12,733 --> 00:30:14,933 EACH SPRING, WE'D MIGRATE DOWN TO THE LOWLANDS 638 00:30:14,967 --> 00:30:16,767 WHERE WE WOULD TRAP MOOSE 639 00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:18,900 AND DANCE NAKED UNDER THE LUNAR ECLIPSES 640 00:30:18,933 --> 00:30:21,600 COMMITTING PAGAN ACTS OF DEFIANCE. 641 00:30:21,633 --> 00:30:24,033 PRETTY STANDARD FIRST NATIONS STUFF, REALLY. 642 00:30:24,067 --> 00:30:26,900 HE'S JERKING YOUR CHAIN, JEN. 643 00:30:26,933 --> 00:30:28,133 DON'T MOCK HIM, AMY. 644 00:30:28,167 --> 00:30:30,600 DAVID: IT'S ALL TRUE. RIGHT. 645 00:30:30,633 --> 00:30:33,167 IT IS. SERIOUSLY, IT'S ALL TRUE. 646 00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:36,533 TRAPPING MOOSE? 647 00:30:36,567 --> 00:30:39,567 MY GRANDFATHER WAS A RODEO CLOWN WHO GOT CRUSHED BY A BULL. 648 00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:40,800 SHOULD'VE KNOWN. 649 00:30:40,833 --> 00:30:45,167 I'M AFRAID THAT'S ACTUALLY TRUE. 650 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,033 THAT'S SO SAD. 651 00:30:49,633 --> 00:30:51,100 YOUR LIFE IS THE WEIRDEST. 652 00:30:56,333 --> 00:30:58,700 HEY, DAVID. 653 00:30:58,733 --> 00:31:00,633 DAMN, YOU ARE SUCH A TEASE. 654 00:31:00,667 --> 00:31:01,867 WOO. 655 00:31:01,900 --> 00:31:04,067 GOD, YOU GUYS DID A TERRIBLE JOB WASHING. 656 00:31:04,100 --> 00:31:06,300 STILL SMELLS LIKE A BAG OF ASSHOLES. 657 00:31:06,333 --> 00:31:09,100 I DON'T THINK IT'S YOUR CLOTHES. 658 00:31:09,133 --> 00:31:10,933 I THINK SOMETHING DIED IN THE WOODS. 659 00:31:10,967 --> 00:31:12,200 GROSS. 660 00:31:14,167 --> 00:31:16,100 ( MUSIC PLAYING ) 661 00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:24,700 DUDE. DAVID: I TOLD YOU. 662 00:31:24,733 --> 00:31:27,900 OH, SO YOU DON'T WANT US FOR OUR BODIES, JUST OUR POT? 663 00:31:27,933 --> 00:31:29,100 BOTH, PLEASE. 664 00:31:31,733 --> 00:31:34,233 SO, WHAT ARE THESE ORB THINGS? 665 00:31:34,267 --> 00:31:35,633 I DON'T KNOW. 666 00:31:35,667 --> 00:31:37,567 LIKE I SAID, I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE. 667 00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:39,867 IS IT LIKE "CLOSE ENCOUNTERS" KIND OF STUFF 668 00:31:39,900 --> 00:31:41,700 OR LIKE "X-FILES" KIND OF STUFF? 669 00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:43,667 THEY'RE DESCRIBED AS GLOWING BALLS OF LIGHT 670 00:31:43,700 --> 00:31:45,667 THAT MOVE THROUGH THE SKY. 671 00:31:45,700 --> 00:31:46,867 WHAT COLOR ARE THEY? 672 00:31:46,900 --> 00:31:49,000 WHY ARE YOU SO INTERESTED? 673 00:31:49,033 --> 00:31:50,967 I THOUGHT AMY WAS SHINING A FLASHLIGHT ON ME 674 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,167 WHEN I WAS PEEING AFTER YOU LEFT THE OTHER DAY. 675 00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:55,533 SHE SAID I WAS HALLUCINATING. 676 00:31:55,567 --> 00:31:57,700 YOU THINK IT WAS AN ORB? 677 00:31:57,733 --> 00:31:59,133 COULD BE. 678 00:31:59,167 --> 00:32:01,867 BUT MOST PEOPLE THAT CLAIM TO HAVE SEEN THEM 679 00:32:01,900 --> 00:32:04,733 ARE HALLUCINATING ON A PRETTY REGULAR BASIS. 680 00:32:04,767 --> 00:32:06,900 GREAT. 681 00:32:06,933 --> 00:32:09,700 OH. 682 00:32:09,733 --> 00:32:10,867 WOW. 683 00:32:10,900 --> 00:32:13,600 I LIKE THESE. 684 00:32:13,633 --> 00:32:15,000 MINE. 685 00:32:15,033 --> 00:32:16,667 REALLY? 686 00:32:16,700 --> 00:32:19,667 AMY LIKES TO GO COMMANDO. 687 00:32:19,700 --> 00:32:22,600 THIS IS INCREDIBLE. 688 00:32:22,633 --> 00:32:24,033 DAVID: WHAT DID I TELL YOU? 689 00:32:24,067 --> 00:32:25,633 GOT SOMETHING OUT OF MY STUDIES. 690 00:32:25,667 --> 00:32:27,733 A LITTLE MINOR IN HORTICULTURE. 691 00:32:27,767 --> 00:32:29,300 WHY DON'T YOU GUYS STICK AROUND FOR DINNER? 692 00:32:29,333 --> 00:32:31,267 WE CAN GET BAKED AND TELL UFO STORIES. 693 00:32:31,300 --> 00:32:32,900 WORKS FOR ME. 694 00:32:37,867 --> 00:32:41,200 RODNEY: THEN THE HAIRY, GROTESQUE ARM 695 00:32:41,233 --> 00:32:45,133 REACHED UNDER HER COVERS TO HER MILKY WHITE BREAST. 696 00:32:47,133 --> 00:32:49,000 SHE TRIED TO SCREAM OUT 697 00:32:49,033 --> 00:32:51,867 BUT WAS OVERCOME BY HIS EXTRATERRESTRIAL LUST 698 00:32:51,900 --> 00:32:54,600 BEING TELEPATHICALLY PROJECTED INTO HER MIND, 699 00:32:54,633 --> 00:32:57,167 AND SHE GRATEFULLY... OH, MAN. 700 00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:58,733 THAT IS WORSE THAN GHOST STORIES 701 00:32:58,767 --> 00:33:01,667 I HEARD AT MIDDLE SCHOOL SLEEPOVERS. 702 00:33:05,067 --> 00:33:07,033 IT'S KIND OF SPOOKY. 703 00:33:08,700 --> 00:33:09,833 I GOT TO PEE. 704 00:33:16,933 --> 00:33:20,700 ( HUMMING ) 705 00:33:20,733 --> 00:33:22,767 HELLO, TRUSTY ROCK. 706 00:33:31,900 --> 00:33:34,867 COME ON, GUYS, A LITTLE PRIVACY. 707 00:33:37,300 --> 00:33:40,767 JEEZ, LOUISE, TURN OFF THE FLASHLIGHT! 708 00:33:43,700 --> 00:33:45,633 HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT? 709 00:33:48,133 --> 00:33:50,100 ( SCREAMS ) 710 00:33:50,133 --> 00:33:52,300 ( MUSIC PLAYING ) 711 00:33:52,333 --> 00:33:55,233 ( SHRIEKING ) 712 00:33:59,933 --> 00:34:01,767 ( SCREAMS ) 713 00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:03,300 RODNEY: BETTER GHOST STORY THAN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS. 714 00:34:03,333 --> 00:34:05,867 I SAW AN ORB. 715 00:34:05,900 --> 00:34:07,733 YOU DIDN'T SEE THE LIGHTS? 716 00:34:07,767 --> 00:34:09,800 NO, NO LIGHTS. 717 00:34:09,833 --> 00:34:12,233 I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN HALLUCINATING AGAIN, SWEETHEART. 718 00:34:12,267 --> 00:34:13,933 BULLSHIT. YOUR SHIT ISN'T THAT GOOD. 719 00:34:13,967 --> 00:34:15,800 I'M FREAKING OUT HERE. 720 00:34:15,833 --> 00:34:17,200 WE'RE LIVING OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, 721 00:34:17,233 --> 00:34:19,667 AND I'M GETTING BUZZED BY ALIEN ORBS. 722 00:34:19,700 --> 00:34:20,733 ( LAUGHS ) 723 00:34:20,767 --> 00:34:22,067 AMY: WAS IT THREATENING? 724 00:34:22,100 --> 00:34:24,533 YEAH, IT HOVERED OVER ME WHILE I WAS PEEING. 725 00:34:24,567 --> 00:34:27,067 I'D HOVER OVER YOU PEEING, WHILE YOU WERE PEEING. 726 00:34:27,100 --> 00:34:29,000 SHUT UP, RODNEY. 727 00:34:29,033 --> 00:34:31,900 I'M GOING TO BED. 728 00:34:31,933 --> 00:34:33,200 BEDTIME. 729 00:34:33,233 --> 00:34:35,767 JEN: ALONE. 730 00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:38,267 ( LAUGHING ) 731 00:34:38,300 --> 00:34:40,200 ( ENGINE ROARING ) 732 00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:46,267 ( MUSIC PLAYING ) 733 00:34:46,300 --> 00:34:48,567 NO, MAN, I'M GOOD. 734 00:34:50,667 --> 00:34:54,133 DENIED, HUH? 735 00:34:54,167 --> 00:34:56,267 THEY'RE CITY GIRLS. 736 00:34:56,300 --> 00:35:00,767 WE'RE JUST NOT REAL OPTIONS FOR THEM. 737 00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:02,833 I'M NOT WILLING TO GIVE UP THAT EASILY, BUDDY. 738 00:35:02,867 --> 00:35:06,133 I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT GIVING UP. 739 00:35:06,167 --> 00:35:07,533 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 740 00:35:07,567 --> 00:35:09,800 BOOM. YEAH. 741 00:35:09,833 --> 00:35:11,100 THAT'S GOOD SHIT. 742 00:35:11,133 --> 00:35:13,767 SURE GOT JEN ALL FREAKED OUT. 743 00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:15,167 I DON'T KNOW. 744 00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:17,933 I WAS WATCHING HER, AND I DON'T THINK 745 00:35:17,967 --> 00:35:20,600 SHE TOOK A REAL DRAG ALL NIGHT. 746 00:35:20,633 --> 00:35:22,100 WHAT, YOU THINK SHE FAKED IT? 747 00:35:22,133 --> 00:35:24,867 SHE SEEMED LIKE SHE WAS REALLY FREAKED. 748 00:35:24,900 --> 00:35:26,767 SHE PROBABLY JUST SAW AN OWL. 749 00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:28,700 CHICKS ARE CRAZY. 750 00:35:28,733 --> 00:35:29,700 YEAH. 751 00:35:29,733 --> 00:35:31,733 I DON'T KNOW. 752 00:35:31,767 --> 00:35:34,733 GRANDMA SAID SHE SAW ONE LAST NIGHT. 753 00:35:34,767 --> 00:35:37,767 BRO, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, 754 00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:40,933 YOUR GRANDMA IS CRAZIER THAN BAT-SHIT PANCAKES. 755 00:35:40,967 --> 00:35:42,933 ( ENGINE ROARING ) 756 00:35:45,633 --> 00:35:46,933 I THINK IT'S TIME FOR HAIRY MAN 757 00:35:46,967 --> 00:35:49,933 TO PAY OUR NEW FRIENDS A VISIT. 758 00:35:49,967 --> 00:35:52,133 MAN, JEN GETS SCARED AGAIN 759 00:35:52,167 --> 00:35:55,100 AND I THINK SHE'S JUST GONE. 760 00:35:55,133 --> 00:35:57,867 SO, YOU DON'T THINK THE CHANCE OF A THREE-WAY 761 00:35:57,900 --> 00:36:00,267 IN THE WOODS IS WORTH THE RISK? 762 00:36:00,300 --> 00:36:02,300 THINK ABOUT IT. 763 00:36:02,333 --> 00:36:04,100 HUH? 764 00:36:04,133 --> 00:36:08,300 WELL, WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY, IT MIGHT WORK. 765 00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:10,733 YEAH, YOU BET YOUR ASS IT'LL WORK, MAN. 766 00:36:10,767 --> 00:36:13,800 AS SOON AS THEY SEE HAIRY MAN, THEY'RE GOING TO BE SO GRATEFUL 767 00:36:13,833 --> 00:36:15,167 FOR YOUR PROTECTION, 768 00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:17,933 THEY'RE GOING TO BE LIKE, "UHHHHH!" 769 00:36:17,967 --> 00:36:20,200 AM I RIGHT? OH, YEAH. 770 00:36:20,233 --> 00:36:22,767 SQUID. 771 00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:24,033 REALLY? 772 00:36:29,133 --> 00:36:31,067 ALL RIGHT. SEE YOU TOMORROW. 773 00:36:59,233 --> 00:37:00,933 GRANDMA: DID YOU CATCH ANY FISH? 774 00:37:00,967 --> 00:37:03,033 OH, SHIT! 775 00:37:04,933 --> 00:37:06,967 DID YOU TRIP? 776 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:08,067 YES, GRANDMA. 777 00:37:08,100 --> 00:37:10,533 I TRIPPED. 778 00:37:10,567 --> 00:37:13,600 WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SITTING IN THE DARK? 779 00:37:13,633 --> 00:37:16,867 I'M WATCHING ORBS. 780 00:37:16,900 --> 00:37:20,000 GREAT. MORE ORBS. 781 00:37:20,033 --> 00:37:22,000 NO, JUST ONE. 782 00:37:22,033 --> 00:37:23,733 YOU SAW ANOTHER ORB? 783 00:37:23,767 --> 00:37:25,033 MM-HMM. 784 00:37:25,067 --> 00:37:28,567 I LIKE THE BLUE ONES. 785 00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:30,933 WHAT TIME DID YOU SEE IT? 786 00:37:30,967 --> 00:37:32,967 JUST A FEW HOURS AGO. 787 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:36,600 IT JUST ZIPPED BY LIKE IT WAS SCARED. 788 00:37:36,633 --> 00:37:38,800 A SCARED ORB? 789 00:37:38,833 --> 00:37:40,567 MM-HMM. 790 00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:43,167 I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING WITH THE LIGHT ON. 791 00:37:45,900 --> 00:37:50,900 SO, DID YOU AND RODNEY GET LAID TONIGHT? 792 00:37:50,933 --> 00:37:53,833 GRANDMA! 793 00:37:53,867 --> 00:37:55,000 NO. 794 00:37:55,033 --> 00:37:56,800 OH. 795 00:37:56,833 --> 00:37:58,967 MAYBE NEXT TIME. 796 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,033 YOU BOTH COULD USE IT. 797 00:38:08,733 --> 00:38:10,733 JUST MAKE SURE YOU KEEP TAKING YOUR MEDS, LOUISE. 798 00:38:10,767 --> 00:38:11,833 I WILL. 799 00:38:16,133 --> 00:38:18,267 HEY, GRANDMA, I JUST NEED TO ASK 800 00:38:18,300 --> 00:38:19,800 THE DOCTOR A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS. 801 00:38:19,833 --> 00:38:21,900 I'M FINE. 802 00:38:21,933 --> 00:38:23,100 WHY DON'T YOU FRESHEN UP 803 00:38:23,133 --> 00:38:24,733 AND I'LL MEET YOU IN THE LOBBY? 804 00:38:24,767 --> 00:38:26,233 FINE, I GET IT. 805 00:38:26,267 --> 00:38:28,200 DON'T LET HIM COMMIT ME, OKAY, SHARON? 806 00:38:28,233 --> 00:38:29,767 I WON'T, LOUISE. 807 00:38:33,267 --> 00:38:35,000 I'M WORRIED ABOUT HER, DOC. 808 00:38:35,033 --> 00:38:36,300 YOU DON'T NEED TO BE. 809 00:38:36,333 --> 00:38:37,700 SHE'S GOING TO OUT-LIVE US BOTH 810 00:38:37,733 --> 00:38:39,533 SO LONG AS SHE KEEPS TAKING HER MEDS. 811 00:38:39,567 --> 00:38:41,100 I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT HER PHYSICAL HEALTH. 812 00:38:41,133 --> 00:38:44,533 SHE'S STARTING TO LIVE LIKE SHE IS IN THE OLD LEGENDS. 813 00:38:44,567 --> 00:38:46,133 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 814 00:38:46,167 --> 00:38:50,133 SHE SAYS SHE'S SEEING ORBS AND... 815 00:38:50,167 --> 00:38:51,133 ( SIGHS ) 816 00:38:51,167 --> 00:38:52,800 ...HAIRY MAN. 817 00:38:52,833 --> 00:38:54,633 ARE YOU SURE SHE'S NOT SEEING THEM? 818 00:38:54,667 --> 00:38:56,567 THERE HAVE BEEN A FEW SIGHTINGS RECENTLY. 819 00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:58,833 OH, SHE THINKS THAT SHE'S THAT SHE'S SEEING THEM. 820 00:38:58,867 --> 00:39:00,800 SHE'S BEEN A LITTLE ECCENTRIC SINCE I WAS A KID. 821 00:39:00,833 --> 00:39:03,633 I'D ROLL WITH IT. 822 00:39:03,667 --> 00:39:05,667 ISN'T THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO TO STOP IT? 823 00:39:05,700 --> 00:39:09,967 I DON'T THINK SHE HAS ANYTHING TO TREAT. 824 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:11,133 I TELL YOU WHAT, 825 00:39:11,167 --> 00:39:12,967 IF ANYTHING CHANGES, LET ME KNOW, 826 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:16,200 AND WE'LL EXPLORE SOME OPTIONS. 827 00:39:16,233 --> 00:39:17,600 OKAY. 828 00:39:17,633 --> 00:39:18,667 THANKS. 829 00:39:18,700 --> 00:39:20,167 OF COURSE. 830 00:39:23,967 --> 00:39:26,267 ( DOG BARKS ) 831 00:39:26,300 --> 00:39:28,233 ( BIRD CHIRPS ) 832 00:39:28,267 --> 00:39:30,933 I'M NOT CRAZY. 833 00:39:30,967 --> 00:39:32,967 I NEVER SAID YOU WERE CRAZY, GRANDMA. 834 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,833 BUT YOU THINK I AM. 835 00:39:34,867 --> 00:39:36,667 YOU ARE SEEING THINGS, GRANDMA. 836 00:39:36,700 --> 00:39:37,967 UH-HUH. 837 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,767 HALLUCINATIONS AREN'T REAL. 838 00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:42,233 I'M NOT HALLUCINATING. 839 00:39:42,267 --> 00:39:45,533 YOU ARE SEEING ORBS AND TALKING TO HAIRY MAN. 840 00:39:45,567 --> 00:39:46,733 UH-HUH. 841 00:39:46,767 --> 00:39:47,900 NO ONE ELSE IS SEEING ORBS 842 00:39:47,933 --> 00:39:49,633 OR TALKING TO HAIRY MAN. 843 00:39:49,667 --> 00:39:51,967 HE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK TO ANYONE ELSE. 844 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,733 HE'S ON VACATION. 845 00:39:53,767 --> 00:39:55,800 AND IT'S NOT MY FAULT 846 00:39:55,833 --> 00:39:58,667 NO ONE TAKES THE TIME TO LOOK AWAY 847 00:39:58,700 --> 00:40:00,067 FROM THEIR TV LONG ENOUGH 848 00:40:00,100 --> 00:40:03,833 TO SEE WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THEM. 849 00:40:03,867 --> 00:40:05,867 HAIRY MAN IS ON VACATION? 850 00:40:05,900 --> 00:40:07,267 UH-HUH. 851 00:40:07,300 --> 00:40:10,267 DO ME A FAVOR, ASK IF I CAN TALK TO HIM. 852 00:40:10,300 --> 00:40:11,633 I DON'T THINK SO. 853 00:40:11,667 --> 00:40:12,800 WHY NOT? 854 00:40:12,833 --> 00:40:14,633 BECAUSE HE'S ON VACATION, 855 00:40:14,667 --> 00:40:17,033 AND YOU'RE NOT RELAXED. 856 00:40:17,067 --> 00:40:18,667 ( SIGHS ) 857 00:40:18,700 --> 00:40:20,600 ALL RIGHT, GRANDMA. 858 00:40:23,900 --> 00:40:25,833 ( MUSIC PLAYING ) 859 00:40:53,633 --> 00:40:54,733 AMY? 860 00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:58,700 JEN? 861 00:41:07,633 --> 00:41:09,800 AMY? 862 00:41:09,833 --> 00:41:10,900 JEN? 863 00:41:19,967 --> 00:41:21,100 THEY'RE NOT HERE. 864 00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:25,133 WELL, THIS SUCKS. 865 00:41:26,933 --> 00:41:29,133 THEY'RE PROBABLY JUST OUT BANGING BANKERS. 866 00:41:29,167 --> 00:41:31,067 WAY TO BE THE OPTIMIST. 867 00:41:31,100 --> 00:41:32,267 I'M A REALIST. 868 00:41:32,300 --> 00:41:34,233 WHATEVER, LET'S JUST GO. 869 00:41:34,267 --> 00:41:35,733 I DON'T KNOW, IT'S GETTING LATE. 870 00:41:35,767 --> 00:41:36,800 THEY'LL PROBABLY BE BACK SOON. 871 00:41:36,833 --> 00:41:38,167 OR THEY JUST LEFT. 872 00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:39,200 GUESS I SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN SO LONG 873 00:41:39,233 --> 00:41:40,633 CATCHING ALL THESE FISH. 874 00:41:40,667 --> 00:41:42,100 THAT'S WHAT I TOLD YOU, MAN. 875 00:41:42,133 --> 00:41:44,233 THAT'S LIKE TWO DAYS WORTH OF TROUT, NOT DINNER. 876 00:41:44,267 --> 00:41:46,733 OKAY, WHATEVER. LET'S JUST GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. 877 00:41:46,767 --> 00:41:47,867 FINE. 878 00:41:51,767 --> 00:41:54,567 AMY: THEY WERE DEFINITELY HOPING TO FIND US BOTH NAKED. 879 00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:56,000 SHIT, THEY'RE HERE. 880 00:41:56,033 --> 00:41:57,633 HIDE. 881 00:41:57,667 --> 00:41:59,033 JEN: SERIOUSLY? 882 00:41:59,067 --> 00:42:01,567 THEY'RE, LIKE, STANDING IN THE WATER? 883 00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:03,667 OBVIOUSLY, LIKE ,THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE UP TO. 884 00:42:03,700 --> 00:42:05,000 BRAS ARE NOT IN HERE. 885 00:42:05,033 --> 00:42:06,567 ( HUMMING ) 886 00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:09,867 AMY: OF COURSE I CAN BELIEVE IT, THEY'RE A COUPLE OF PUNK-ASS JERKS. 887 00:42:09,900 --> 00:42:11,100 DAVID: HELLO, LADIES. 888 00:42:11,133 --> 00:42:12,267 YOU STARTLED ME. 889 00:42:12,300 --> 00:42:13,933 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 890 00:42:13,967 --> 00:42:16,567 I JUST CAUGHT SOME NICE FISH 891 00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:18,200 AND THOUGHT I'D BRING THEM BY FOR DINNER. 892 00:42:18,233 --> 00:42:20,833 NICE TIMING. WE JUST WENT TO TOWN FOR GROCERIES. 893 00:42:20,867 --> 00:42:23,767 SO, SEE ANY MORE ORBS LAST NIGHT? 894 00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:25,700 DON'T TEASE ME. 895 00:42:26,967 --> 00:42:29,100 MY GRANDMA SAW SOME LAST NIGHT. 896 00:42:29,133 --> 00:42:32,033 SHE LIKES THE BLUE ONES. 897 00:42:32,067 --> 00:42:33,600 THE ONE I SAW WAS BLUE. 898 00:42:33,633 --> 00:42:36,067 REALLY? YES, REALLY. 899 00:42:36,100 --> 00:42:38,067 I DIDN'T SLEEP A MINUTE LAST NIGHT, AND NOW YOU'RE TELLING ME 900 00:42:38,100 --> 00:42:39,733 I MIGHT HAVE ACTUALLY SEEN SOMETHING? 901 00:42:39,767 --> 00:42:40,933 I DON'T KNOW. 902 00:42:40,967 --> 00:42:42,300 I JUST KNOW MY GRANDMA SAW ONE. 903 00:42:42,333 --> 00:42:43,833 I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING. 904 00:42:43,867 --> 00:42:45,600 LOOK, JEN, WE WENT TO TOWN, 905 00:42:45,633 --> 00:42:47,267 YOU'VE HAD YOUR PEDICURE AND YOUR FACIAL, 906 00:42:47,300 --> 00:42:49,267 WE'VE GOT GROCERIES, EVERYTHING IS GOOD. 907 00:42:49,300 --> 00:42:51,800 I'M TELLING YOU BOTH, I SAW SOMETHING. 908 00:42:51,833 --> 00:42:52,833 MAYBE YOU DID. 909 00:42:52,867 --> 00:42:55,033 LOOK, ALL I'M SAYING IS... 910 00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:59,233 MAYBE SOMEONE'S MESSING WITH US. 911 00:42:59,267 --> 00:43:00,667 AMY. 912 00:43:00,700 --> 00:43:03,133 COME BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE FUCKER! 913 00:43:03,167 --> 00:43:05,033 OH, MY GOD! DON'T CHASE THAT THING INTO THE WOODS! 914 00:43:07,767 --> 00:43:10,500 ( MUSIC PLAYING ) 915 00:43:19,633 --> 00:43:22,033 WHAT SHOULD WE DO? 916 00:43:22,067 --> 00:43:23,267 SHE'LL BE BACK SOON. 917 00:43:23,300 --> 00:43:25,167 ( MUSIC PLAYING ) 918 00:43:36,167 --> 00:43:37,833 SHE COULD BE DEAD RIGHT NOW. 919 00:43:37,867 --> 00:43:39,767 ( MUSIC PLAYING ) 920 00:43:42,233 --> 00:43:43,967 I'M PRETTY SURE THE CREATURE 921 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:45,967 IS IN MORE DANGER THAN SHE IS RIGHT NOW. 922 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:47,900 ( MUSIC PLAYING ) 923 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,733 I'LL KILL YOU! OKAY, OKAY, I GIVE, I GIVE! 924 00:43:54,767 --> 00:43:56,533 RODNEY? 925 00:43:56,567 --> 00:43:57,700 ( GASPS ) 926 00:43:57,733 --> 00:43:59,300 WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? 927 00:43:59,333 --> 00:44:01,100 BIGFOOT SUIT. 928 00:44:01,133 --> 00:44:03,567 OW, OW, OW! DIRTY BITCH! OW, OW! 929 00:44:07,833 --> 00:44:09,233 THAT DIDN'T TAKE VERY LONG. 930 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:12,933 AMY?! 931 00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:16,533 RODNEY HERE IS PRETTY OUT OF SHAPE 932 00:44:16,567 --> 00:44:18,133 FOR A YOUNG GUY. 933 00:44:20,900 --> 00:44:22,967 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? 934 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:24,300 LOOKS LIKE OUR TWO NEW FRIENDS 935 00:44:24,333 --> 00:44:26,300 WERE TRYING TO SCARE THE HELL OUT OF US. 936 00:44:26,333 --> 00:44:27,600 WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? 937 00:44:27,633 --> 00:44:30,000 IT WAS A BAD IDEA. I'M SORRY. 938 00:44:30,033 --> 00:44:32,700 BAD IDEA? THAT IS WAY BEYOND A BAD IDEA. 939 00:44:32,733 --> 00:44:34,667 OH, JEN, ACCORDING TO RODNEY HERE, 940 00:44:34,700 --> 00:44:36,600 WE SHOULD BE FLATTERED. WHAT? 941 00:44:36,633 --> 00:44:38,067 RODNEY WAS TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM AND HOPING 942 00:44:38,100 --> 00:44:39,833 HE MIGHT SCARE US BOTH INTO DAVID'S ARMS. 943 00:44:39,867 --> 00:44:41,800 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 944 00:44:41,833 --> 00:44:44,167 THAT IS THE DUMBEST IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD! 945 00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:46,133 ( LAUGHS ) 946 00:44:46,167 --> 00:44:47,800 YOU DON'T GET TO LAUGH. 947 00:44:47,833 --> 00:44:48,900 I GUESS THAT'S SORT OF FLATTERING 948 00:44:48,933 --> 00:44:51,000 IN A PREPUBESCENT SORT OF WAY. 949 00:44:51,033 --> 00:44:52,533 THIS IS QUITE THE PLOT 950 00:44:52,567 --> 00:44:54,967 YOU HATCHED OUT TO GET A LITTLE LOVIN'. 951 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,567 WE JUST FIGURED SINCE JEN SAW THAT ORB THE OTHER NIGHT, 952 00:44:57,600 --> 00:44:59,633 WE'D GIVE IT A SHOT. 953 00:44:59,667 --> 00:45:01,533 WE'VE ACTUALLY BEEN USING THE SAME GAG 954 00:45:01,567 --> 00:45:02,867 FOR QUITE SOME TIME. 955 00:45:02,900 --> 00:45:04,267 YOU MEAN THERE ARE OTHER BEAUTIFUL GIRLS 956 00:45:04,300 --> 00:45:06,067 OUT HERE IN THE WOODS? 957 00:45:06,100 --> 00:45:08,100 WE WISH. YOU GUYS ARE A PAIN IN THE ASS. 958 00:45:10,667 --> 00:45:13,200 I THINK YOU LIKE DOING THAT. 959 00:45:13,233 --> 00:45:15,867 WE'RE SCARING FISHERMEN OUT OF OUR FAVORITE WATERS 960 00:45:15,900 --> 00:45:18,000 AND ATTRACTING THE MEDIA TO... 961 00:45:18,033 --> 00:45:21,700 "BIGFOOT SIGHTINGS" ON CRAPPY WATERS. 962 00:45:21,733 --> 00:45:23,700 AMY: YOU'RE KIDDING? 963 00:45:23,733 --> 00:45:27,867 OKAY, SCARING GIRLS INTO SEX, STUPID. 964 00:45:27,900 --> 00:45:29,833 MANIPULATING TOURISTS, 965 00:45:29,867 --> 00:45:30,967 FUCKIN' BRILLIANT. 966 00:45:33,233 --> 00:45:35,200 IT'S WORKING, TOO. 967 00:45:35,233 --> 00:45:37,700 WE WERE ON THE EVENING NEWS A COUPLE OF NIGHTS AGO. 968 00:45:37,733 --> 00:45:39,033 WE'RE REALLY CAREFUL WHO WE CHOOSE. 969 00:45:39,067 --> 00:45:40,600 MOSTLY BUSINESSMEN FROM THE FRONT PLAINS 970 00:45:40,633 --> 00:45:42,967 BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT TO LOOK CRAZY. 971 00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:44,533 KIND OF LIKE PILOTS 972 00:45:44,567 --> 00:45:46,200 NOT WANTING TO REPORT UFOS. DAVID: YEAH. 973 00:45:46,233 --> 00:45:47,867 AND THE NEWS MEDIA ASSUMES LIGHTNING WILL STRIKE 974 00:45:47,900 --> 00:45:50,067 THE SAME PLACE TWICE. EXACTLY. 975 00:45:50,100 --> 00:45:51,833 YOU GUYS JUST MIGHT BE ONTO SOMETHING. 976 00:45:51,867 --> 00:45:55,867 BUT WE CAN DIAL THIS UP A NOTCH AND REALLY HAVE SOME FUN. 977 00:45:55,900 --> 00:45:57,567 HOW? 978 00:45:57,600 --> 00:45:59,933 ( MUSIC PLAYING ) 979 00:45:59,967 --> 00:46:02,967 AMY: I'M JUST, YOU KNOW, WANDERING ALONE IN THE WOODS, 980 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:04,767 BY MYSELF, LATE AT NIGHT. 981 00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:06,633 ( ROARING ) 982 00:46:06,667 --> 00:46:09,100 OH, MY GOD! THERE IT IS AGAIN! 983 00:46:09,133 --> 00:46:11,100 OH, WHERE IS IT? 984 00:46:11,133 --> 00:46:13,267 ( GROWLS ) 985 00:46:13,300 --> 00:46:14,800 WHERE'D IT GO? 986 00:46:14,833 --> 00:46:17,200 OH, MY GOD! I CAN HEAR-- 987 00:46:17,233 --> 00:46:18,800 WHERE IS IT COMING FROM? 988 00:46:18,833 --> 00:46:20,933 OH, GOD, IT'S GONNA KILL ME! 989 00:46:20,967 --> 00:46:23,633 I DON'T WANNA DIE, I HAVEN'T HAD SEX YET! 990 00:46:23,667 --> 00:46:24,733 ( GROWLING ) 991 00:46:24,767 --> 00:46:26,100 OH, GOD. 992 00:46:26,133 --> 00:46:27,600 AMY: DID YOU SEE IT? 993 00:46:27,633 --> 00:46:29,100 I HEAR SOMETHING. 994 00:46:29,133 --> 00:46:30,933 JUST GOT TO BE QUIET. 995 00:46:30,967 --> 00:46:32,567 JUST REALLY QUIET. 996 00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:33,933 OH, GOD. 997 00:46:33,967 --> 00:46:35,667 NO, NO! 998 00:46:35,700 --> 00:46:37,767 OH, MY GOD, WHERE IS IT?! 999 00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:39,867 I'M SO SCARED. 1000 00:46:39,900 --> 00:46:41,900 ( GROWLS ) 1001 00:46:41,933 --> 00:46:43,300 THAT IS AWESOME! 1002 00:46:43,333 --> 00:46:44,933 GREAT WORK, AMY. 1003 00:46:44,967 --> 00:46:46,900 THANKS. 1004 00:46:46,933 --> 00:46:48,733 DAVID? 1005 00:46:48,767 --> 00:46:50,667 IT'S A LITTLE CLOSE TO HOME. 1006 00:46:50,700 --> 00:46:52,600 I JUST DON'T KNOW IF WE WANT TO DRAW 1007 00:46:52,633 --> 00:46:54,533 THAT MUCH ATTENTION TO OURSELVES. 1008 00:46:54,567 --> 00:46:56,133 HEY, YOU STARTED THIS LITTLE SCAM. 1009 00:46:56,167 --> 00:46:57,967 I KNOW, BUT YOUTUBE? 1010 00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:59,967 DON'T BE SUCH A PUSS. 1011 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,067 UPLOAD IT. 1012 00:47:01,100 --> 00:47:04,000 YOU'RE STILL ON PROBATION, JACKASS. 1013 00:47:04,033 --> 00:47:05,000 RODNEY? 1014 00:47:08,100 --> 00:47:09,233 IT WAS NOTHING. I WAS JUST BEING 1015 00:47:09,267 --> 00:47:10,733 STUPID AND GOT CAUGHT. 1016 00:47:10,767 --> 00:47:11,867 FORGET IT. 1017 00:47:11,900 --> 00:47:13,533 DOING WHAT? 1018 00:47:13,567 --> 00:47:15,900 ( CLEARS THROAT ) 1019 00:47:15,933 --> 00:47:16,900 JOYRIDING. 1020 00:47:16,933 --> 00:47:18,833 OOF, YOU ARE A DANGEROUS, 1021 00:47:18,867 --> 00:47:20,833 DANGEROUS CRIMINAL. 1022 00:47:20,867 --> 00:47:22,867 IN ART'S PATROL CAR, 1023 00:47:22,900 --> 00:47:24,600 THROUGH THE POST OFFICE 1024 00:47:24,633 --> 00:47:25,767 AND INTO THE RIVER. 1025 00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:27,633 JEN: OH, MY GOD, REALLY? 1026 00:47:27,667 --> 00:47:29,933 YES. 1027 00:47:29,967 --> 00:47:31,967 THE OTHER THING HE ISN'T TELLING YOU IS 1028 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:35,200 THAT I WAS WITH HIM, AND HE TOOK ALL THE HEAT 1029 00:47:35,233 --> 00:47:38,533 EVEN THOUGH THAT MEANT HE DID A FEW YEARS IN JAIL. 1030 00:47:38,567 --> 00:47:41,000 YOU WERE ALREADY 18, BRO, I WAS NOT, SO... 1031 00:47:41,033 --> 00:47:44,200 PLUS, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THEY WOULD TRY ME AS AN ADULT? 1032 00:47:44,233 --> 00:47:46,033 YEAH. 1033 00:47:46,067 --> 00:47:50,067 BRO, WE'RE NOT GOING TO GET CAUGHT. 1034 00:47:50,100 --> 00:47:51,967 LET'S DO THIS. 1035 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:53,300 DAVID? 1036 00:47:53,333 --> 00:47:54,867 C'MON! 1037 00:47:54,900 --> 00:47:56,567 ALL RIGHT. 1038 00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:58,833 YES! 1039 00:47:58,867 --> 00:48:01,033 AND AWAY IT GOES. 1040 00:48:01,067 --> 00:48:03,100 WE'RE GONNA BE SO FUCKIN' FAMOUS. 1041 00:48:08,100 --> 00:48:09,233 BILL: OKAY, DID YOU SEE THAT? 1042 00:48:09,267 --> 00:48:10,300 AMY: OH, GOD... 1043 00:48:10,333 --> 00:48:11,900 BILL: THAT IS WHAT I SAW. 1044 00:48:11,933 --> 00:48:13,267 IT SCARED THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME, 1045 00:48:13,300 --> 00:48:16,833 BUT OBVIOUSLY IT'S SOME KIND OF HOAX. 1046 00:48:16,867 --> 00:48:18,567 HOLY SHIT. 1047 00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:19,533 AMY: OH, MY GOD. 1048 00:48:22,967 --> 00:48:24,900 DAVID, WAKE UP! 1049 00:48:27,833 --> 00:48:29,767 DAVID, WAKE UP! 1050 00:48:33,867 --> 00:48:35,267 WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON? 1051 00:48:35,300 --> 00:48:37,267 I'VE BEEN WATCHING THE HITS ALL NIGHT! 1052 00:48:37,300 --> 00:48:38,733 WHAT? THE YOUTUBE HITS! 1053 00:48:38,767 --> 00:48:41,067 WE'RE OVER 500,000 AND RISING FAST! 1054 00:48:41,100 --> 00:48:42,567 OH, SHIT! 1055 00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:44,533 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "OH, SHIT"? THIS IS AWESOME! 1056 00:48:44,567 --> 00:48:46,267 GO, GET YOUR CLOTHES ON. WE'VE GOT WORK TO DO. 1057 00:48:50,867 --> 00:48:52,833 JUST GIVE ME ONE SECOND. 1058 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:57,933 ( MUSIC PLAYING ) 1059 00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:06,233 OKAY. OH, NICE. 1060 00:49:06,267 --> 00:49:07,633 NEW SUIT LOOKS GOOD, RODNEY. 1061 00:49:07,667 --> 00:49:09,133 WHY, THANK YOU. 1062 00:49:09,167 --> 00:49:11,733 OKAY, EVERYONE, SYNCHRONIZE YOUR ALARMS 1063 00:49:11,767 --> 00:49:14,667 FOR EXACTLY FIVE MINUTES FROM NOW. 1064 00:49:14,700 --> 00:49:16,067 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, RODNEY, 1065 00:49:16,100 --> 00:49:18,000 JUST TAKE YOUR CUES FROM DAVID AND JEN. 1066 00:49:18,033 --> 00:49:20,933 I WANT YOU TO WORK YOUR WAY UPSTREAM TO THAT BEND AND STAY OUT OF SIGHT. 1067 00:49:20,967 --> 00:49:22,833 I'M GOING TO MAKE MY WAY DOWN TO THE NEWS CREW. 1068 00:49:22,867 --> 00:49:24,967 DAVID, CROSS THE RIVER ABOVE THAT BEND 1069 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:26,567 AND THEN WORK YOUR WAY HALF WAY 1070 00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:28,233 BETWEEN RODNEY AND THE NEWS CREW DOWNSTREAM. 1071 00:49:28,267 --> 00:49:29,567 STAY HIDDEN. 1072 00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:31,200 I'M PRETTY SURE THIS WAS 1073 00:49:31,233 --> 00:49:32,700 MY SCAM TO START WITH. 1074 00:49:32,733 --> 00:49:34,967 WELL, WE'RE DIALING IT UP A NOTCH. 1075 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:38,933 SO YOU'VE SAID. 1076 00:49:38,967 --> 00:49:40,200 C'MON, LET'S GO! 1077 00:49:40,233 --> 00:49:42,667 THIS IS GONNA BE GONNA BE GREAT. 1078 00:49:42,700 --> 00:49:43,667 ( SIGHS ) 1079 00:49:43,700 --> 00:49:45,600 ( HUMMING ) 1080 00:49:52,667 --> 00:49:53,833 OKAY, DUDE, MEDIUM SHOT 1081 00:49:53,867 --> 00:49:55,267 THEN YOU PAN OVER TO THE RIVER. READY? 1082 00:49:55,300 --> 00:49:57,300 THREE, TWO, ONE. 1083 00:49:57,333 --> 00:49:59,233 HORROR IN THE HIGH COUNTRY 1084 00:49:59,267 --> 00:50:01,533 WHERE ONE NAME STRIKES FEAR 1085 00:50:01,567 --> 00:50:03,233 IN THE HEARTS OF ALL THE RESIDENTS HERE 1086 00:50:03,267 --> 00:50:05,100 ON THE SOUTH FORK RIVER. SWEETHEART! 1087 00:50:05,133 --> 00:50:09,167 WHERE ARE YOU? 1088 00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:12,867 I'M SO LONELY, SWEETY! CUT, CUT, CUT. 1089 00:50:12,900 --> 00:50:14,533 WHERE ARE YOU?! EXCUSE ME, MISS, MISS? 1090 00:50:14,567 --> 00:50:16,267 SWEETY? HI, HONEY, LISTEN. HI. 1091 00:50:16,300 --> 00:50:17,700 WE'RE WORKING ON AN IMPORTANT STORY. 1092 00:50:17,733 --> 00:50:18,867 JUST GIVE ME A FEW MINUTES, OKAY? 1093 00:50:18,900 --> 00:50:20,267 OH... OKAY. 1094 00:50:20,300 --> 00:50:21,600 OKAY. KEEP GOING. HERE WE GO. 1095 00:50:21,633 --> 00:50:23,233 THREE, TWO, ONE. 1096 00:50:23,267 --> 00:50:25,033 WHERE JUST THE NAME, BIGFOOT, CAN STRIKE... 1097 00:50:25,067 --> 00:50:26,600 SWEETY! 1098 00:50:26,633 --> 00:50:27,800 MAN: CUT. HONEYBUN! 1099 00:50:27,833 --> 00:50:31,033 SWEETHEART, LOVER, WHERE ARE YOU? 1100 00:50:31,067 --> 00:50:34,233 MISS, MISS, LISTEN, WE'RE DOING A BIGFOOT STORY, OKAY? 1101 00:50:34,267 --> 00:50:36,033 AMY: OH. IT'S THE STORY OF THE DECADE. 1102 00:50:36,067 --> 00:50:37,800 AND IT'S GOING TO GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN, SO... 1103 00:50:37,833 --> 00:50:39,633 OKAY, BUT I NEED TO TALK TO HIM, TOO. 1104 00:50:39,667 --> 00:50:41,300 WELL, WE ALL DO, HONEY. IT'S, YOU KNOW, WHAT WE DO. 1105 00:50:41,333 --> 00:50:43,033 BUT--SO PLEASE JUST... NO, NO, YOU SEE, 1106 00:50:43,067 --> 00:50:44,700 I'M CARRYIN' HIS BABY, 1107 00:50:44,733 --> 00:50:48,000 AND I WANNA SURPRISE HIM WITH THE GOOD NEWS. 1108 00:50:48,033 --> 00:50:50,067 REALLY? 1109 00:50:50,100 --> 00:50:51,700 ROLL IT! HONEY, LISTEN. 1110 00:50:51,733 --> 00:50:52,967 AREN'T YOU PRECIOUS. C'MON OVER HERE. 1111 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:54,133 LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS. 1112 00:50:54,167 --> 00:50:56,600 AND SO WHAT IS YOUR NAME, PRINCESS? 1113 00:50:56,633 --> 00:50:58,700 OH, MOON. 1114 00:50:58,733 --> 00:51:00,033 MOON. LIKE, LIKE... 1115 00:51:00,067 --> 00:51:01,067 LIKE THE MOON? 1116 00:51:01,100 --> 00:51:03,133 AMY: YEAH, LIKE THE MOON. 1117 00:51:03,167 --> 00:51:06,200 OKAY, HONEY. SO, WHAT EXACTLY HAPPENED? 1118 00:51:06,233 --> 00:51:10,267 UM, WELL, I DON'T USUALLY KISS AND TELL. 1119 00:51:10,300 --> 00:51:12,067 OKAY. BUT... YOU KNOW, LET ALONE, YOU KNOW. 1120 00:51:12,100 --> 00:51:14,100 I KNOW. WE TALK ABOUT STUFF LIKE THAT. 1121 00:51:14,133 --> 00:51:16,167 HERE'S WHAT WE NEED TO DO. WE'RE GOING TO PUT YOU ON TV 1122 00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:18,200 SO OUR NICE TV AUDIENCE CAN HEAR WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU. 1123 00:51:18,233 --> 00:51:19,867 OKAY? OH, OKAY. 1124 00:51:19,900 --> 00:51:21,200 YOU WANT TO DO THAT? OH, I WILL. 1125 00:51:21,233 --> 00:51:22,667 I JUST DIDN'T WANNA RUIN THE SURPRISE BUT... 1126 00:51:22,700 --> 00:51:24,133 NO, I KNOW, BUT DOES HE HAVE A TV? 1127 00:51:24,167 --> 00:51:25,733 I DON'T THINK SO. NO, I GUESS NOT. 1128 00:51:25,767 --> 00:51:27,933 YOU'RE RIGHT. HE DOESN'T HAVE TV. OKAY. 1129 00:51:27,967 --> 00:51:29,633 WELL, LET'S--LET'S-- YOU WANNA GO ON TV? 1130 00:51:29,667 --> 00:51:31,533 OKAY, JUST ACT NATURAL. SURE. ALL RIGHT. OKAY. 1131 00:51:31,567 --> 00:51:32,833 ARE WE ROLLING? WE ROLLING? 1132 00:51:32,867 --> 00:51:34,667 HERE WE GO, ACT NATURAL. 1133 00:51:34,700 --> 00:51:36,233 THREE, TWO, ONE, 1134 00:51:36,267 --> 00:51:38,733 42 ACTION NEWS HAS EXCLUSIVELY LEARNED 1135 00:51:38,767 --> 00:51:40,267 THERE IS SO MUCH MORE TO THIS BIGFOOT STORY. 1136 00:51:40,300 --> 00:51:42,900 YEAH, SO I WAS USING THIS SPECIAL FLY THIS WEEKEND. 1137 00:51:42,933 --> 00:51:44,100 THANKS, BUDDY. 1138 00:51:44,133 --> 00:51:45,833 IT'S CALLED THE STIMULATOR. 1139 00:51:45,867 --> 00:51:48,067 MAN: POOR THING WHO JUST TOLD ME MOMENTS AGO, 1140 00:51:48,100 --> 00:51:49,600 YOU ARE WITH A CHILD. YES. YES. 1141 00:51:49,633 --> 00:51:51,000 YOU ARE CARRYING... 1142 00:51:51,033 --> 00:51:53,833 IT'S A SPIRITUAL LOVE CHILD FROM GAIA. 1143 00:51:53,867 --> 00:51:55,700 GOD DAMN IT. 1144 00:51:55,733 --> 00:51:57,867 AMY: WELL, SEE, I WAS NAKED, 1145 00:51:57,900 --> 00:52:00,700 COMMUNING WITH GAIA, YOU KNOW, MOTHER EARTH... 1146 00:52:00,733 --> 00:52:04,867 YEAH, MITCH, GET YOUR TV ON. 1147 00:52:04,900 --> 00:52:06,267 YES, CHANNEL 42. 1148 00:52:06,300 --> 00:52:09,967 YES, IT'S THE SAME GIRL FROM THAT YOUTUBE VIDEO. 1149 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,067 YEAH, COUPLE A TIMES. 1150 00:52:12,100 --> 00:52:15,200 AND--BUT, YOU KNOW, HE WAS DRAWN TO ME. 1151 00:52:15,233 --> 00:52:18,200 AND I WAS AFRAID AND RESISTED, BUT... 1152 00:52:18,233 --> 00:52:20,100 AFTER A WHILE... 1153 00:52:20,133 --> 00:52:22,900 ( ALARM BEEPING ) AMY: IT WAS BEAUTIFUL. 1154 00:52:24,567 --> 00:52:25,500 WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? 1155 00:52:26,933 --> 00:52:28,100 ( ROARING ) 1156 00:52:28,133 --> 00:52:30,167 WHAT WAS THAT?! AMY: OH, SWEETY... 1157 00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:32,767 AMY: IT'S ME, YOUR LOVER! I HAVE WONDERFUL NEWS! 1158 00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:33,900 DUDE, ARE YOU-- ARE YOU GETTING THIS? 1159 00:52:33,933 --> 00:52:35,267 ARE YOU GETTING THIS? 1160 00:52:35,300 --> 00:52:36,933 ( ROARING ) 1161 00:52:36,967 --> 00:52:38,533 OH, HIS FRIENDS MUST BE HERE, TOO. 1162 00:52:38,567 --> 00:52:40,100 HE HAS FRIENDS? DON'T BE SHY. 1163 00:52:40,133 --> 00:52:43,067 MAN: ARE YOU GETTING THIS? AMY: COME ON OUT, SWEETY, I'VE GOT WONDERFUL NEWS! 1164 00:52:43,100 --> 00:52:44,600 OH, MY GOD, I THOUGHT SHE WAS KIDDING. 1165 00:52:44,633 --> 00:52:45,633 OH, THERE HE IS! 1166 00:52:45,667 --> 00:52:46,867 OH MY--WHAT IS THAT?! 1167 00:52:46,900 --> 00:52:48,133 OH, THERE'S MY CLUMSY LOVER! 1168 00:52:49,333 --> 00:52:50,733 OH, MY--ARE YOU ROLLING? ROLL ON THIS! ROLL! 1169 00:52:50,767 --> 00:52:52,533 GOD DAMN IT! HE'S AVOIDING ME! 1170 00:52:52,567 --> 00:52:54,067 ROLL, C'MON! 1171 00:52:54,100 --> 00:52:56,633 ( GROWLS ) 1172 00:52:56,667 --> 00:52:57,800 ROLL, ROLL. 1173 00:52:57,833 --> 00:53:00,567 COME ON. OH, MY GOD. 1174 00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:02,767 YOU GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW! 1175 00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:04,133 YOU GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW, MISTER. 1176 00:53:04,167 --> 00:53:05,600 OH, OH, OW! 1177 00:53:05,633 --> 00:53:07,033 MAN: LOCAL FINANCIAL MOGUL, 1178 00:53:07,067 --> 00:53:08,300 BILL WILLIAMS, IS REPORTEDLY 1179 00:53:08,333 --> 00:53:09,700 AMONG THOSE TO HAVE ENCOUNTERED 1180 00:53:09,733 --> 00:53:11,567 THE CREATURE RECENTLY. 1181 00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:13,833 EFFORTS TO CONTACT MR. WILLIAMS HAVE GONE UNANSWERED. 1182 00:53:13,867 --> 00:53:15,967 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE LOOKING AT! 1183 00:53:28,300 --> 00:53:29,767 HEY, DAVID, WHAT'S UP? 1184 00:53:31,567 --> 00:53:32,700 GOT SOME FLIES. 1185 00:53:32,733 --> 00:53:34,700 AW, MAN, IT'S ABOUT TIME. 1186 00:53:34,733 --> 00:53:36,967 ALL THESE BIGFOOT SIGHTINGS? THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 1187 00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:38,800 PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SWARMING IN HERE. 1188 00:53:38,833 --> 00:53:40,033 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1189 00:53:40,067 --> 00:53:41,267 I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE KEEPING PEOPLE AWAY, 1190 00:53:41,300 --> 00:53:42,733 BUT THEY ARE SWARMING IN LIKE BLACK FLIES. 1191 00:53:42,767 --> 00:53:44,167 I'M LOW ON EVERYTHING. 1192 00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:45,233 SPEAKING OF THE DEVIL. 1193 00:53:47,333 --> 00:53:49,233 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU GENTLEMEN TODAY? 1194 00:53:49,267 --> 00:53:51,833 WE NEED TO GET EQUIPPED FOR FISHING. 1195 00:53:51,867 --> 00:53:53,733 COOL, COOL, IS THAT CLOTHES? 1196 00:53:53,767 --> 00:53:55,233 RODS? EVERYTHING. 1197 00:53:55,267 --> 00:53:57,100 EVERYTHING IT IS. LET ME FINISH UP WITH DAVID HERE, 1198 00:53:57,133 --> 00:53:59,167 AND I'LL GET RIGHT TO YOU GUYS. 1199 00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:02,833 WE SAW YOU ON THE EVENING NEWS, MR. OTTERTALE. 1200 00:54:02,867 --> 00:54:04,700 HOW'D YOU-- HOW 'BOUT STORE CREDIT, DAVID? 1201 00:54:07,900 --> 00:54:09,200 I KIND OF NEED THE CASH. 1202 00:54:09,233 --> 00:54:10,733 I'LL BEAT YOU UP. 1203 00:54:10,767 --> 00:54:12,667 FOR GRANDMA. 1204 00:54:12,700 --> 00:54:16,700 MAN, THAT'S LOW. ALL RIGHT, FOR GRANDMA. 1205 00:54:16,733 --> 00:54:18,867 WE HOPE TO SEE BIGFOOT OURSELVES. MM-HMM. 1206 00:54:18,900 --> 00:54:21,867 YUP, EVERYBODY WANTS TO SEE BIGFOOT. 1207 00:54:21,900 --> 00:54:23,033 I'LL GET YOU GUYS ALL SET UP, 1208 00:54:23,067 --> 00:54:25,200 AND YOU CAN JUST GO FIND HIM YOURSELF. 1209 00:54:25,233 --> 00:54:27,067 THANKS, DAVID. KEEP 'EM COMIN'. 1210 00:54:27,100 --> 00:54:29,000 SO, GENTLEMEN, FLY-FISHING 1211 00:54:29,033 --> 00:54:31,233 IS AN ART FORM IN ITS TRUEST SENSE. BUT AS WITH ANY ART FORM... 1212 00:54:31,267 --> 00:54:35,833 WHAT WOULD YOU RECOMMEND, MR. OTTERTALE? 1213 00:54:35,867 --> 00:54:37,567 RC'S YOUR MAN. 1214 00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:38,933 SEE YOU AROUND, DAVID. 1215 00:54:38,967 --> 00:54:40,200 SEE YOU AROUND. 1216 00:54:40,233 --> 00:54:41,967 YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT'S GOING ON. 1217 00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:43,233 WHAT'S THIS? IT'S MY BLOG. 1218 00:54:43,267 --> 00:54:44,767 WHAT BLOG? 1219 00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:48,000 THE "I AM HAVING BIGFOOT'S BABY" BLOG. 1220 00:54:48,033 --> 00:54:49,567 YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE 1221 00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:51,700 THE CRAZIES COMING OUT OF THE WOODWORK. 1222 00:54:51,733 --> 00:54:54,233 NO MORE HAIRY MAN? 1223 00:54:54,267 --> 00:54:57,167 "BIGFOOT'S BABY BLOG" JUST SOUNDED BETTER THAN "HAIRY MAN BABY." 1224 00:54:57,200 --> 00:54:59,600 AND WE HAVE OVER A MILLION HITS ON YOUTUBE. 1225 00:54:59,633 --> 00:55:01,833 WE'RE FAMOUS. OH, I LOVE THIS ONE. 1226 00:55:01,867 --> 00:55:04,533 "I HAVE BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS SEVERAL TIMES MYSELF 1227 00:55:04,567 --> 00:55:07,900 "AND HAVE TWO HALF ALIEN/HUMAN HYBRID CHILDREN AS A RESULT. 1228 00:55:07,933 --> 00:55:09,267 "WOULD YOU LIKE TO START A MOMMY AND ME GROUP 1229 00:55:09,300 --> 00:55:11,733 FOR ALIEN AND CRYPTO CHILDREN?" 1230 00:55:11,767 --> 00:55:14,100 WOW! 1231 00:55:14,133 --> 00:55:16,900 AMY IS HAVING MY LOVE CHILD. 1232 00:55:16,933 --> 00:55:18,133 WELL, SOMEBODY'S GOT TO. 1233 00:55:18,167 --> 00:55:20,667 DAVID BLEW IT WHEN HE HAD THE CHANCE. 1234 00:55:20,700 --> 00:55:21,667 OH, HERE'S A GOOD ONE. 1235 00:55:21,700 --> 00:55:23,067 "I THINK I'M BI, 1236 00:55:23,100 --> 00:55:24,967 "BUT I'M NOT READY TO TRY MENAGE-A-TROIS, 1237 00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:26,733 "SPELLED T-W-A, 1238 00:55:26,767 --> 00:55:28,700 "WITH A HOMOSAPIEN MALE YET. 1239 00:55:28,733 --> 00:55:31,900 DO YOU THINK BIGFOOT WOULD BE INTERESTED?" 1240 00:55:33,167 --> 00:55:34,967 I GIVE SECOND CHANCES. 1241 00:55:42,733 --> 00:55:45,233 I SAW THIS ON THE INTERNET. I DON'T KNOW, MAN. 1242 00:55:45,267 --> 00:55:48,300 COPYING BAD IDEAS OFF THE INTERNET? 1243 00:55:48,333 --> 00:55:50,567 THE INTERNET IS A GREAT SOURCE FOR INSPIRATION. 1244 00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:51,833 SOMEONE'S EVENTUALLY GOING TO REALIZE 1245 00:55:51,867 --> 00:55:53,767 HAIRY MAN DOESN'T WEAR WADING BOOTS. 1246 00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:56,033 WHATEVER, YOU GUYS GO MAKE YOUR FOOTPRINTS. 1247 00:55:56,067 --> 00:55:58,667 I'M GONNA GO CATCH GRANDMA SOME FISH. 1248 00:55:58,700 --> 00:56:01,267 JEN: I THOUGHT YOU BROUGHT HER A BUNCH YESTERDAY? 1249 00:56:01,300 --> 00:56:03,667 YEAH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE IS DOING WITH THEM, 1250 00:56:03,700 --> 00:56:07,533 BUT SHE IS GOING THROUGH THEM AS QUICK AS I CAN CATCH THEM. 1251 00:56:07,567 --> 00:56:09,033 CAN I COME? 1252 00:56:09,067 --> 00:56:11,233 WHERE? FISHING. 1253 00:56:11,267 --> 00:56:14,033 OH, GIRL, YOU HATE FISHING. 1254 00:56:14,067 --> 00:56:15,600 LET'S GO, HAIRY MAN. 1255 00:56:17,567 --> 00:56:19,767 AMY: BIGGER STEPS. THEY CAN'T LOOK LIKE A HUMAN STRIDE. 1256 00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:21,600 LET ME DO IT, WOMAN. AMY: THEN DO IT RIGHT! 1257 00:56:21,633 --> 00:56:24,600 C'MON, LET'S GO. 1258 00:56:24,633 --> 00:56:26,900 BIGGER! BIGGER! 1259 00:56:26,933 --> 00:56:28,200 YEAH, THAT'S IT. YEAH. 1260 00:56:30,033 --> 00:56:31,600 LET'S GO CATCH SOME FISH. 1261 00:56:31,633 --> 00:56:33,167 HEY, KID! 1262 00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:35,667 HEY! LOOK! 1263 00:56:35,700 --> 00:56:36,667 WHOA. 1264 00:56:36,700 --> 00:56:39,133 SO MUCH FOR FISHING. 1265 00:56:39,167 --> 00:56:41,733 OKAY, THAT'S COLD. 1266 00:56:45,033 --> 00:56:48,633 WOW, THEY SAY ROCKY AND MOUNTAIN, 1267 00:56:48,667 --> 00:56:50,900 THEY REALLY MEAN COLD, DON'T THEY? 1268 00:56:50,933 --> 00:56:53,967 WOOO! OH, SHRINKAGE! 1269 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:55,167 WHOO. 1270 00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:58,567 WHOA. HA HA! 1271 00:56:58,600 --> 00:57:01,767 I SAW THAT PICTURE OF YOURS ON THE NEWS. NICE WORK. 1272 00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:04,900 THANKS, BUT A PROFESSIONAL WOULD KNOW IT WASN'T VERY GOOD. 1273 00:57:04,933 --> 00:57:05,900 I KIND OF SCREWED UP. 1274 00:57:05,933 --> 00:57:10,033 NAH, YOU, YOU GOT THE SHOT. 1275 00:57:10,067 --> 00:57:12,267 I'M JEN. HEY, I'M CHARLIE. 1276 00:57:12,300 --> 00:57:13,833 ARE YOU PART OF DAVID'S TRIBE? 1277 00:57:13,867 --> 00:57:15,233 NO, I'M FROM CALIFORNIA. 1278 00:57:15,267 --> 00:57:16,667 YOU'RE A PHOTOGRAPHER? 1279 00:57:16,700 --> 00:57:18,733 WE COULD BE NEIGHBORS. 1280 00:57:18,767 --> 00:57:20,867 I'M FROM ORANGE COUNTY. O.C! 1281 00:57:20,900 --> 00:57:22,567 O.C.! 1282 00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:25,200 ACTUALLY, I'VE BEEN AN ACCOUNTANT FOR 20 YEARS, 1283 00:57:25,233 --> 00:57:27,133 BUT AS SOON AS I TOOK THAT FIRST PICTURE, 1284 00:57:27,167 --> 00:57:28,600 I KNEW MY TRUE CALLING. 1285 00:57:28,633 --> 00:57:31,067 SO NOW I'M A WILDLIFE PHOTOGRAPHER. 1286 00:57:31,100 --> 00:57:33,267 GOOD THING. YOU'RE JUST-- YOU'RE SO SNEAKY. 1287 00:57:33,300 --> 00:57:35,233 THANKS. 1288 00:57:35,267 --> 00:57:37,033 I FIGURED THE HARDEST ANIMAL TO GET 1289 00:57:37,067 --> 00:57:38,633 IS HAIRY MAN, BIGFOOT, 1290 00:57:38,667 --> 00:57:40,533 WHATEVER, SO HERE I AM. 1291 00:57:40,567 --> 00:57:42,133 HERE YOU ARE. 1292 00:57:42,167 --> 00:57:43,600 YOU HAVEN'T SEEN HIM TODAY, HAVE YOU? 1293 00:57:43,633 --> 00:57:45,233 NOT TODAY. 1294 00:57:45,267 --> 00:57:49,733 BUT THERE ARE SOME TRACKS LEADING THAT WAY. 1295 00:57:49,767 --> 00:57:51,567 OH, HELL! THANKS! 1296 00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:53,500 GO GET 'EM, CHARLIE! 1297 00:57:55,233 --> 00:57:57,867 WHOO! THIS IS... 1298 00:58:02,767 --> 00:58:03,867 AMY: HEY! 1299 00:58:03,900 --> 00:58:06,100 HEY! HOW ARE THE TRACKS? 1300 00:58:06,133 --> 00:58:07,733 THIS GUY WITH LIKE FIVE CAMERAS 1301 00:58:07,767 --> 00:58:09,633 ACTUALLY STARTED FOLLOWING US. 1302 00:58:09,667 --> 00:58:11,067 WE LED HIM IN CIRCLES FOR OVER AN HOUR. 1303 00:58:11,100 --> 00:58:12,700 WE FINALLY HAD TO CROSS THE RIVER A FEW TIMES 1304 00:58:12,733 --> 00:58:14,633 AND THEN DOUBLE BACK JUST TO GET AWAY FROM HIM. 1305 00:58:14,667 --> 00:58:16,667 CHARLIE. WHAT? 1306 00:58:16,700 --> 00:58:19,233 HE'S THE GUY WHO TOOK THAT FIRST PHOTO THAT ENDED UP EVERYWHERE. 1307 00:58:19,267 --> 00:58:21,100 THAT'S TOO FUNNY! 1308 00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:26,700 HEY. HOW WAS THE FISHIN'? 1309 00:58:26,733 --> 00:58:28,100 WE CAUGHT A LOT OF FISH. 1310 00:58:28,133 --> 00:58:29,233 REALLY? 1311 00:58:38,900 --> 00:58:40,833 ( WHISTLING ) 1312 00:58:58,700 --> 00:58:59,633 WHEW. 1313 00:59:02,867 --> 00:59:04,867 AND THE GAME JUST GOT INTERESTING. 1314 00:59:08,233 --> 00:59:09,767 THAT WAS THEM. 1315 00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:10,867 OBVIOUSLY. 1316 00:59:17,233 --> 00:59:18,867 ( WOLF HOWLING ) 1317 00:59:18,900 --> 00:59:20,800 ( GROWLING ) 1318 00:59:31,267 --> 00:59:33,933 SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? 1319 00:59:33,967 --> 00:59:35,833 I'M GOING TO GO CHECK ON GRANDMA. 1320 00:59:35,867 --> 00:59:37,200 GRANDMA'S FINE. 1321 00:59:37,233 --> 00:59:38,700 IT'S GOING TO BE A FULL MOON TONIGHT, 1322 00:59:38,733 --> 00:59:41,000 AND I'M FEELING KIND OF ROMANTIC. 1323 00:59:41,033 --> 00:59:42,767 THAT'S A REALLY GREAT OFFER BUT... 1324 00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:44,300 HEY, GUYS. WHAT'S UP? 1325 00:59:44,333 --> 00:59:45,733 HEY. 1326 00:59:45,767 --> 00:59:48,533 WE WENT FISHING THIS AFTERNOON. YOU? 1327 00:59:48,567 --> 00:59:51,000 OH. WE MADE ARRANGEMENTS 1328 00:59:51,033 --> 00:59:52,267 TO DIAL IT UP ANOTHER NOTCH. 1329 00:59:52,300 --> 00:59:53,567 YEAH, BABY! 1330 00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:55,300 WE ARE GOING TO FAKE 1331 00:59:55,333 --> 00:59:57,567 A UFO LANDING! WHAT?! 1332 00:59:57,600 --> 01:00:00,067 RODNEY AND I BOUGHT A BUNCH OF WEATHER BALLOONS, SOME HELIUM, 1333 01:00:00,100 --> 01:00:01,600 A COUPLE OF REMOTE CONTROL UNITS, 1334 01:00:01,633 --> 01:00:03,033 AND SOME COLOR CHANGING L.E.D. LIGHTS. 1335 01:00:03,067 --> 01:00:04,100 WE'RE GOING TO FLOAT THEM 1336 01:00:04,133 --> 01:00:05,567 IN THAT CLEARING OUTSIDE OF TOWN 1337 01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:07,767 AND SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE! 1338 01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:10,100 IT'LL BE THE PERFECT FINALE TO OUR YOUTUBE SERIES! 1339 01:00:10,133 --> 01:00:13,167 AMY, HOW DID YOU PAY FOR ALL THIS UFO STUFF? 1340 01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:15,167 I USED YOUR CREDIT CARD. WHAT ELSE IS NEW? 1341 01:00:15,200 --> 01:00:18,233 AND HOW MUCH DID EVERYTHING COST? 1342 01:00:18,267 --> 01:00:20,300 SLIGHTLY UNDER 10 K. 1343 01:00:20,333 --> 01:00:21,767 JEN'S LOADED, BRA. 1344 01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:23,600 GOD DAMN IT! WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS! 1345 01:00:23,633 --> 01:00:26,133 I HAVE NO PROBLEM PAYING FOR OUR LIVING SUPPLIES! 1346 01:00:26,167 --> 01:00:29,067 BUT $10,000 ON TOYS? WHAT THE FRIK! 1347 01:00:29,100 --> 01:00:30,767 SHARE AND SHARE ALIKE, RIGHT? 1348 01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:32,100 BESIDES YOU'RE JUST AS INTO THIS AS I AM. 1349 01:00:32,133 --> 01:00:33,300 YOU PAID FOR THE NEW HAIRY MAN SUIT. 1350 01:00:33,333 --> 01:00:34,800 NO, I'M NOT. 1351 01:00:34,833 --> 01:00:36,867 IT HAS BEEN FUN, BUT A COUPLE HUNDRED BUCKS 1352 01:00:36,900 --> 01:00:39,067 IS A HELL OF A LOT DIFFERENT THAN 10,000 FUCKING DOLLARS! 1353 01:00:39,100 --> 01:00:41,100 SLIGHTLY LESS THAN 10,000 FUCKING DOLLARS! 1354 01:00:41,133 --> 01:00:42,933 AND SINCE WHEN DID YOU GIVE A SHIT? 1355 01:00:42,967 --> 01:00:45,133 SINCE I HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND STARTED DISCOVERING MY ROOTS, 1356 01:00:45,167 --> 01:00:47,567 THAT'S SINCE WHEN! I AM NOT... 1357 01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:49,100 SHUT UP, DAVID! YOU TELL HIM, BABY! 1358 01:00:49,133 --> 01:00:50,933 FUCK YOU, RODNEY! WELL, TAKE IT EASY, BUDDY. 1359 01:00:50,967 --> 01:00:52,933 OBVIOUSLY I'M GOING TO SIDE WITH MY GIRLFRIEND. 1360 01:00:52,967 --> 01:00:54,600 AND WHO DO YOU THINK IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND?! 1361 01:00:54,633 --> 01:00:55,767 YOU. OH, NO, DUDE, 1362 01:00:55,800 --> 01:00:57,233 I AM SO NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 1363 01:00:57,267 --> 01:00:59,167 OKAY, I WANT YOU TO LEAVE 1364 01:00:59,200 --> 01:01:01,267 SO THAT I CAN BE ALONE WITH DAVID 1365 01:01:01,300 --> 01:01:02,667 SO WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS. 1366 01:01:02,700 --> 01:01:03,800 YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE? YES! 1367 01:01:03,833 --> 01:01:05,567 FINE! NO, NO DON'T LEAVE. 1368 01:01:05,600 --> 01:01:07,767 WHY NOT, BRO? YOUR GIRLY FRIEND IS BEING A BITCH TO MINE. 1369 01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:09,733 SHE IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND! I AM NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND! 1370 01:01:09,767 --> 01:01:11,167 ( THUNDER ROARS ) 1371 01:01:13,767 --> 01:01:15,867 WELL, I HAVEN'T BEEN STANDING OUT 1372 01:01:15,900 --> 01:01:18,000 IN THAT RIVER WITH YOU BECAUSE I WANTED TO BE COLD 1373 01:01:18,033 --> 01:01:20,567 AND WET AND COVERED WITH FISH! 1374 01:01:20,600 --> 01:01:23,867 AND I SURE AS HELL HAVEN'T BEEN DRIVING YOU AROUND ALL DAY BECAUSE I WANTED TO! 1375 01:01:25,667 --> 01:01:27,933 AMY AND DAVID: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? 1376 01:01:32,700 --> 01:01:34,167 DO YOU GUYS SMELL FISH? 1377 01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:36,633 I HAVE BEEN SMELLING FISH FOR A WEEK NOW. 1378 01:01:36,667 --> 01:01:38,700 NOT LIKE THAT. I MEAN LIKE STALE FISH. 1379 01:01:41,667 --> 01:01:42,833 ( SCREAMING ) 1380 01:01:42,867 --> 01:01:45,233 AH, 1381 01:01:45,267 --> 01:01:49,033 JESUS, YOU'RE A BRANCH. 1382 01:01:49,067 --> 01:01:51,633 YOU'RE A BRANCH. 1383 01:01:51,667 --> 01:01:52,767 OW! PRICKLY! 1384 01:02:12,267 --> 01:02:16,133 GRANDMA, THIS IS AMY AND JEN. HELLO. 1385 01:02:16,167 --> 01:02:17,667 JEN & AMY: HELLO. HELLO. 1386 01:02:17,700 --> 01:02:19,600 HELLO, GRANDMA OTTERTALE. 1387 01:02:19,633 --> 01:02:21,533 HELLO, RODNEY. 1388 01:02:23,700 --> 01:02:25,033 DID YOU BRING ANY FISH? 1389 01:02:25,067 --> 01:02:27,033 HAIRY MAN LIKES FISH. 1390 01:02:27,067 --> 01:02:28,267 YES, WE DISCOVERED THAT. 1391 01:02:28,300 --> 01:02:29,700 THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE. 1392 01:02:29,733 --> 01:02:31,200 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME COOKIES? 1393 01:02:31,233 --> 01:02:34,633 OH, NO, THANK YOU. 1394 01:02:34,667 --> 01:02:36,200 WE DON'T HAVE ANY ANYWAY. 1395 01:02:36,233 --> 01:02:39,533 BUT WHITE PEOPLE LIKE COOKIES. 1396 01:02:39,567 --> 01:02:43,133 THANKS, GRANDMA. 1397 01:02:43,167 --> 01:02:46,167 WE'RE HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE ORBS AND HAIRY MAN. 1398 01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:48,067 ARE THEY ALIENS? 1399 01:02:48,100 --> 01:02:49,633 ARE THE ORBS AND HAIRY MAN TOGETHER? 1400 01:02:49,667 --> 01:02:51,133 OR DO THEY JUST COINCIDE WITH EACH OTHER? 1401 01:02:51,167 --> 01:02:53,167 WHERE ARE YOU FROM? 1402 01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:54,300 CALIFORNIA. 1403 01:02:54,333 --> 01:02:55,867 THAT MAKES SENSE. 1404 01:02:58,567 --> 01:03:01,000 GRANDMA, WE SAW HAIRY MAN. 1405 01:03:01,033 --> 01:03:02,600 AND IT SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF US. 1406 01:03:02,633 --> 01:03:04,700 WHY? 1407 01:03:04,733 --> 01:03:08,833 WELL, A THREE-FINGERED CREATURE JUST CAME AND TOOK OUR FISH. 1408 01:03:08,867 --> 01:03:09,867 HE LIKES FISH. 1409 01:03:09,900 --> 01:03:11,200 YES, WE GATHERED THAT. 1410 01:03:11,233 --> 01:03:13,000 WE JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT HE IS 1411 01:03:13,033 --> 01:03:14,700 AND WHERE HE CAME FROM. 1412 01:03:14,733 --> 01:03:16,000 WHY? 1413 01:03:16,033 --> 01:03:17,633 GRANDMA OTTERTALE... 1414 01:03:17,667 --> 01:03:20,033 PLEASE, CALL ME LOUISE. 1415 01:03:20,067 --> 01:03:22,300 WHY THE FUCK DO THEY ALWAYS CALL ME GRANDMA? 1416 01:03:22,333 --> 01:03:24,867 I'M ONLY 55. 1417 01:03:24,900 --> 01:03:26,200 SORRY, GRANDMA. 1418 01:03:26,233 --> 01:03:28,700 OKAY, LOUISE, IT'S JUST-- 1419 01:03:28,733 --> 01:03:31,200 IT'S IMPORTANT BECAUSE IT CALLS SO MANY THINGS INTO PLAY. 1420 01:03:31,233 --> 01:03:33,533 LIKE, WHERE ARE WE FROM, WHY ARE WE HERE? 1421 01:03:33,567 --> 01:03:35,600 KNOWING SOME OF THOSE ANSWERS WOULD HELP US UNDERSTAND 1422 01:03:35,633 --> 01:03:37,100 OUR PLACE IN THE UNIVERSE. 1423 01:03:37,133 --> 01:03:39,733 AMY'S GOT HER DEGREE IN PHILOSOPHY. 1424 01:03:39,767 --> 01:03:41,200 OH, THAT'S TOO BAD. 1425 01:03:41,233 --> 01:03:42,767 ( GEESE SQUAWKING ) 1426 01:03:42,800 --> 01:03:44,633 SEE THOSE GEESE? 1427 01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:48,700 DO YOU EVER WONDER WHY THERE'S MORE 1428 01:03:48,733 --> 01:03:51,667 ON THE RIGHT SIDE THAN THE LEFT SIDE? 1429 01:03:55,300 --> 01:03:58,900 IT'S BECAUSE MORE GEESE DECIDED TO FLY ON THAT SIDE 1430 01:03:58,933 --> 01:04:00,533 THAN THE OTHER SIDE. 1431 01:04:02,267 --> 01:04:04,300 I'M SORRY. I DON'T FOLLOW YOU. 1432 01:04:04,333 --> 01:04:06,933 YOU'RE LOOKING TOO HARD. 1433 01:04:06,967 --> 01:04:10,033 OKAY. THERE MUST BE A REASON WHY ALL THIS IS HAPPENING. 1434 01:04:10,067 --> 01:04:12,067 HE'S JUST FISHING. 1435 01:04:12,100 --> 01:04:13,133 WHAT? 1436 01:04:13,167 --> 01:04:15,667 IT'S GOOD FISHING HERE. 1437 01:04:15,700 --> 01:04:17,667 OH, MY GOD. 1438 01:04:17,700 --> 01:04:20,633 HE'S A TOURIST? 1439 01:04:20,667 --> 01:04:21,900 IT'S LIKE ALL THE WEEKEND WARRIORS 1440 01:04:21,933 --> 01:04:23,200 IN DAVID AND RODNEY'S FISHING HOLES. 1441 01:04:23,233 --> 01:04:24,833 HE'S HERE TO FISH, AND HE WANTS 1442 01:04:24,867 --> 01:04:27,100 TO AVOID THE LOCALS AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. 1443 01:04:27,133 --> 01:04:29,633 THEY'VE BEEN COMING A LONG TIME. 1444 01:04:29,667 --> 01:04:32,767 WELL, HOW LONG? A LONG TIME. 1445 01:04:32,800 --> 01:04:36,033 I'M GONNA TAKE SOME FISH TO HIM TONIGHT IF YOU WANNA ASK HIM. 1446 01:04:36,067 --> 01:04:39,767 BUT HE DOESN'T TALK. 1447 01:04:39,800 --> 01:04:42,600 WHY ARE YOU TAKING AN ALIEN FISHERMAN FISH? 1448 01:04:42,633 --> 01:04:45,533 I DON'T THINK THIS ONE'S VERY GOOD AT IT. 1449 01:05:00,567 --> 01:05:02,567 OH, LOUISE, THAT'S OUR HOME. 1450 01:05:02,600 --> 01:05:04,067 UH-HUH, YOU'RE NEIGHBORS. 1451 01:05:04,100 --> 01:05:06,733 THAT'S THE DEN RIGHT THERE. 1452 01:05:06,767 --> 01:05:08,067 WE LIVE NEXT TO HAIRY MAN? 1453 01:05:08,100 --> 01:05:09,667 I GUESS SO. 1454 01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:19,867 IS HE IN THERE? 1455 01:05:19,900 --> 01:05:21,167 HE'S SHY. 1456 01:05:21,200 --> 01:05:24,133 I'LL GO UP FIRST SO HE KNOWS IT'S OKAY. 1457 01:05:34,733 --> 01:05:36,733 I HOPE YOU CAUGHT FISH TODAY. 1458 01:05:36,767 --> 01:05:39,200 BUT I BROUGHT SOME MORE JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T. 1459 01:05:39,233 --> 01:05:41,533 I BROUGHT SOME FRIENDS WITH ME, TOO. 1460 01:05:48,733 --> 01:05:51,967 THIS IS MY GRANDSON, DAVID. 1461 01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:53,067 HELLO. 1462 01:05:53,100 --> 01:05:54,933 AND HIS FRIEND, RODNEY. 1463 01:05:54,967 --> 01:05:56,233 WHAT'S UP, HAIRY MAN? 1464 01:05:56,267 --> 01:05:59,167 AND THEIR GIRLFRIENDS, JEN AND AMY. 1465 01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:00,767 OH, WE'RE NOT THEIR GIRLFRIENDS. 1466 01:06:00,800 --> 01:06:02,000 WE THOUGHT WE'D COME BY 1467 01:06:02,033 --> 01:06:03,733 AND WELCOME YOU TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 1468 01:06:03,767 --> 01:06:05,300 JEN AND I LIVE NEXT DOOR, I GUESS. 1469 01:06:05,333 --> 01:06:06,933 YOU WERE AT OUR HOME EARLIER. 1470 01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:10,600 MAY I? 1471 01:06:10,633 --> 01:06:11,767 SURE. 1472 01:06:16,067 --> 01:06:17,167 I CAN'T SEE HIM. 1473 01:06:17,200 --> 01:06:18,500 HE'S SHY. 1474 01:06:21,867 --> 01:06:23,300 HAIRY MAN'S A GIRL. 1475 01:06:23,333 --> 01:06:25,833 HAIRY GIRL? 1476 01:06:25,867 --> 01:06:29,767 OH, I DON'T KNOW. 1477 01:06:29,800 --> 01:06:31,067 SHE COULD BE. 1478 01:06:31,100 --> 01:06:34,567 SHE'S A LOT BIGGER THAN MOST OF THEM. 1479 01:06:34,600 --> 01:06:35,867 HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT? 1480 01:06:35,900 --> 01:06:38,100 I DON'T KNOW. IT POPPED INTO MY HEAD. 1481 01:06:38,133 --> 01:06:40,600 MUST BE SOME SORT OF ALIEN PHEROMONE. 1482 01:06:40,633 --> 01:06:43,200 THERE'S A LOT OF PHEROMONE AROUND HERE TONIGHT. 1483 01:06:45,767 --> 01:06:48,200 ( HELICOPTER WHIRRING ) 1484 01:06:48,233 --> 01:06:50,033 RODNEY: I DON'T LIKE THIS. 1485 01:06:50,067 --> 01:06:51,767 WHAT'S UP?! 1486 01:06:51,800 --> 01:06:52,800 GET DOWN! 1487 01:06:52,833 --> 01:06:54,067 RODNEY: OW! 1488 01:06:54,100 --> 01:06:55,867 IT'S A BLACKHAWK. 1489 01:06:55,900 --> 01:06:58,000 IF HE'S OUT HERE THIS LATE, HE'S LOOKING FOR SOMETHING. 1490 01:06:58,033 --> 01:06:59,967 THEY'VE GOT NIGHT VISION, FORWARD-LOOKING INFRARED, 1491 01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:02,733 AND A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW ABOUT. 1492 01:07:02,767 --> 01:07:05,900 I JUST HOPE THEY DIDN'T SEE THE LIGHT COMING OUT OF THE DEN. 1493 01:07:05,933 --> 01:07:07,833 HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW ALL THAT? 1494 01:07:07,867 --> 01:07:09,033 I GREW UP IN GERMANY 1495 01:07:09,067 --> 01:07:11,667 AT THE ARMY'S HELICOPTER COMMAND HQ. 1496 01:07:11,700 --> 01:07:14,067 YEAH, A LOT OF HIPPIE CHICKS ON MILITARY BASES, RIGHT? 1497 01:07:14,100 --> 01:07:15,900 I'M NOT BIG ON AUTHORITY. 1498 01:07:15,933 --> 01:07:17,900 WHY ARE WE HIDING? 1499 01:07:17,933 --> 01:07:20,700 WHO'S BEEN MAKING ALL THE HEADLINES? 1500 01:07:20,733 --> 01:07:22,100 US! 1501 01:07:22,133 --> 01:07:26,967 WE JUST LED THE MILITARY TO HAIRY GIRL BY ACCIDENT. 1502 01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:28,233 SHE'S ALONE. 1503 01:07:28,267 --> 01:07:29,533 ALL SHE COULD DO IS HIDE 1504 01:07:29,567 --> 01:07:32,133 IF THEY COME LOOKING FOR HER. 1505 01:07:32,167 --> 01:07:33,633 SHE WAS DROPPED OFF. 1506 01:07:33,667 --> 01:07:35,767 SHE HAS TO WAIT FOR HER FRIENDS. 1507 01:07:35,800 --> 01:07:38,633 I'M AFRAID THEY WON'T COME IF THEY'RE BEING CHASED BY THE ARMY. 1508 01:07:42,833 --> 01:07:44,700 MAN: AND THE SEARCH CONTINUES FOR A CITY MAN, 1509 01:07:44,733 --> 01:07:46,300 CHARLIE MURPHY. BILL: YEAH. 1510 01:07:46,333 --> 01:07:48,667 MAN: FRIENDS SAY AFTER PURCHASING A NEW CAMERA... 1511 01:07:48,700 --> 01:07:50,733 UH-HUH. MAN: ...HE HAD BECOME OBSESSED 1512 01:07:50,767 --> 01:07:52,667 WITH PHOTOGRAPHING THE ELUSIVE 1513 01:07:52,700 --> 01:07:53,967 BIGFOOT OF SOUTH FORK. 1514 01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:55,600 WHEN I WAS TAKING COURSES 1515 01:07:55,633 --> 01:07:57,600 AT THE ARAPAHONSUIT COMMUNITY COLLEGE, 1516 01:07:57,633 --> 01:08:00,167 MY PROFESSOR TOLD ME THERE THAT THE THING YOU NEED TO DO 1517 01:08:00,200 --> 01:08:02,600 IS FIND YOUR COMPOSITION, FIX YOUR LENS 1518 01:08:02,633 --> 01:08:05,633 AND THEN EVERYTHING ELSE HAPPENS IN PHOTOSHOPING AFTERWARDS. 1519 01:08:05,667 --> 01:08:07,767 AND WHY HAVEN'T YOU ARRESTED THEM? 1520 01:08:07,800 --> 01:08:09,867 MAN: ...TO FLY SEARCH AND RESCUE OPERATIONS DAY AND NIGHT... 1521 01:08:09,900 --> 01:08:11,767 NO, NO. LISTEN. I'LL TELL YOU WHY. 1522 01:08:11,800 --> 01:08:13,900 BECAUSE SOME OF THESE STUPID SONS A BITCHES 1523 01:08:13,933 --> 01:08:16,133 ARE GETTING LOST IN THE WOODS TRYING TO FIND THIS HOAX, 1524 01:08:16,167 --> 01:08:18,767 THAT'S WHY! 1525 01:08:18,800 --> 01:08:20,100 HOW ARE YOU DOING? 1526 01:08:20,133 --> 01:08:21,900 MAN: FRIENDS ARE VERY CONCERNED. 1527 01:08:21,933 --> 01:08:24,733 HE HAS VERY LITTLE EXPERIENCE IN THE WILDERNESS, 1528 01:08:24,767 --> 01:08:27,233 BARELY KNEW HOW TO OPERATE HIS NEW CAMERA, 1529 01:08:27,267 --> 01:08:29,233 AND THEY HOPE HE HAD NOT BEEN DRINKING. 1530 01:08:29,267 --> 01:08:30,900 FINE, THEN WE'LL SET UP A STING 1531 01:08:30,933 --> 01:08:32,767 AND CATCH THEM IN THE ACT, 1532 01:08:32,800 --> 01:08:36,200 WHATEVER YOU FBI GUYS DO. 1533 01:08:36,233 --> 01:08:38,500 OF COURSE I'LL PARTICIPATE! 1534 01:08:46,633 --> 01:08:47,600 KNOCK, KNOCK. 1535 01:08:48,900 --> 01:08:50,800 GO AWAY, RODNEY. 1536 01:08:50,833 --> 01:08:52,000 DON'T BE SUCH A BITCH. 1537 01:08:52,033 --> 01:08:52,933 COME ON IN, RODNEY. 1538 01:08:57,200 --> 01:08:58,933 MIND IF WE TALK? 1539 01:08:58,967 --> 01:09:00,000 ABOUT WHAT? 1540 01:09:00,033 --> 01:09:02,633 ABOUT YOU BEING A TEASE. 1541 01:09:02,667 --> 01:09:03,800 PISS OFF, RODNEY. 1542 01:09:03,833 --> 01:09:05,033 HE DOESN'T DESERVE THAT. 1543 01:09:05,067 --> 01:09:06,967 YOU ARE A TEASE. 1544 01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:08,833 I'M A TEASE? 1545 01:09:08,867 --> 01:09:10,900 YEAH, YOU ARE. 1546 01:09:10,933 --> 01:09:13,700 I SEE. WELL, I GUESS THAT'S BETTER THAN BEING DELUSIONAL. 1547 01:09:13,733 --> 01:09:16,233 WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? 1548 01:09:16,267 --> 01:09:18,100 BOTH OF YOU. 1549 01:09:18,133 --> 01:09:20,100 YOU FOR THINKING THAT YOU STOOD A CHANCE WITH ME, 1550 01:09:20,133 --> 01:09:22,900 AND YOU FOR THINKING THAT YOU STOOD A CHANCE WITH DAVID. 1551 01:09:22,933 --> 01:09:26,700 OH, COME ON, YOU KNOW DAMN WELL YOU'D BE LUCKY TO HAVE ME. 1552 01:09:28,600 --> 01:09:30,533 YOU'RE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER. 1553 01:09:48,800 --> 01:09:50,167 OH, AMY. 1554 01:09:50,200 --> 01:09:52,300 LOUISE. 1555 01:09:52,333 --> 01:09:54,267 I'M SORRY, I WAS LOOKING FOR DAVID. 1556 01:09:54,300 --> 01:09:57,233 UM, HE'S IN HIS ROOM. 1557 01:09:57,267 --> 01:09:58,967 DO YOU MIND IF I COME IN? 1558 01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:01,167 NO, NO, NO, COME ON IN. 1559 01:10:04,667 --> 01:10:06,233 COOKIES? 1560 01:10:06,267 --> 01:10:08,267 OH, NO, THANKS. 1561 01:10:08,300 --> 01:10:09,733 I'M SORRY, WHERE IS HE? 1562 01:10:09,767 --> 01:10:10,900 UPSTAIRS. 1563 01:10:10,933 --> 01:10:11,900 THANKS. 1564 01:10:14,600 --> 01:10:15,533 DAVID? 1565 01:10:18,600 --> 01:10:20,833 AMY. WHAT'S UP? 1566 01:10:20,867 --> 01:10:22,733 RODNEY CAME BY TO CALL ME A TEASE 1567 01:10:22,767 --> 01:10:24,633 AND THEN JEN JOINED IN AND CALLED ME A TEASE, SO I LEFT 1568 01:10:24,667 --> 01:10:26,033 AND NOW I'M PISSED OFF BECAUSE I'M NOT A TEASE, 1569 01:10:26,067 --> 01:10:28,733 AND I SHOULD HAVE MADE THEM BOTH APOLOGIZE. 1570 01:10:28,767 --> 01:10:29,833 WHY ARE YOU SMILING? 1571 01:10:29,867 --> 01:10:32,533 WELL, YOU-YOU ARE A TEASE. 1572 01:10:32,567 --> 01:10:34,200 YOU JERK. 1573 01:10:34,233 --> 01:10:36,167 LOOK, I CAME HERE-- 1574 01:10:40,267 --> 01:10:43,300 I KNOW. I CAN'T HELP IT. 1575 01:10:43,333 --> 01:10:44,833 IT'S COOL. 1576 01:10:44,867 --> 01:10:45,933 I KIND OF LIKE IT. 1577 01:10:45,967 --> 01:10:47,533 REALLY? 1578 01:10:47,567 --> 01:10:50,100 YEAH, IT'S...KIND OF HOT. 1579 01:10:59,600 --> 01:11:00,967 YES. 1580 01:11:15,100 --> 01:11:16,800 WHAT A CIVILIAN. 1581 01:11:19,767 --> 01:11:21,067 WHAT IS HE DOING? 1582 01:11:25,867 --> 01:11:27,300 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 1583 01:11:27,333 --> 01:11:29,533 THE STUPID SON OF A BITCH IS HERE. 1584 01:11:30,933 --> 01:11:32,533 HE'S POINTING AT SOMETHING. 1585 01:11:32,567 --> 01:11:33,700 DO YOU SEE ANYTHING? 1586 01:11:33,733 --> 01:11:34,900 NOTHING THAT I CAN SEE. 1587 01:11:47,267 --> 01:11:48,967 STINKS DOWN HERE. 1588 01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:50,967 WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING? 1589 01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:53,767 HE'S SNEAKING UP ON SOMETHING. 1590 01:11:53,800 --> 01:11:56,033 IS THE CAMERA ROLLING? 1591 01:11:56,067 --> 01:11:57,100 OF COURSE. 1592 01:12:05,200 --> 01:12:06,667 GOTCHA! 1593 01:12:14,967 --> 01:12:16,133 ( SCREAMING ) 1594 01:12:16,167 --> 01:12:20,567 ( SCREAMING ) 1595 01:12:20,600 --> 01:12:21,833 JESUS CHRIST! 1596 01:12:21,867 --> 01:12:23,867 WHAT?! 1597 01:12:23,900 --> 01:12:25,167 WHAT THE HELL IS IT?! 1598 01:12:25,200 --> 01:12:27,033 SOME SORT OF-- SOME SORT OF CREATURE. 1599 01:12:27,067 --> 01:12:28,667 I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT BEFORE. 1600 01:12:28,700 --> 01:12:30,833 IT JUST VANISHED. WHAT DO YOU MEAN VANISHED?! 1601 01:12:30,867 --> 01:12:32,200 I MEAN, I HAD IT IN FRAME, 1602 01:12:32,233 --> 01:12:34,200 THERE WAS THIS WEIRD FLASH AND IT VANISHED. 1603 01:12:34,233 --> 01:12:35,700 THAT SOUNDS LIKE A CLOAK. 1604 01:12:35,733 --> 01:12:36,700 LET ME SEE THAT. 1605 01:12:36,733 --> 01:12:39,167 ( CRYING ) 1606 01:12:39,200 --> 01:12:40,633 SEE IT? 1607 01:12:45,567 --> 01:12:50,133 YOU PRESSED OFF INSTEAD OF ON. 1608 01:12:50,167 --> 01:12:52,100 GOD DAMN IT. 1609 01:12:52,133 --> 01:12:53,533 WE'VE GOT 40 MINUTES 1610 01:12:53,567 --> 01:12:55,733 OF BILL FUCKING FISHING 1611 01:12:55,767 --> 01:12:58,233 AND NO EVIDENCE. 1612 01:12:58,267 --> 01:13:00,033 YOU ASSHOLE! 1613 01:13:12,667 --> 01:13:15,267 STREAMS ALL LEAD TO CIVILIZATION. 1614 01:13:19,067 --> 01:13:22,000 WHY CAN'T I FIND CIVILIZATION? 1615 01:13:27,167 --> 01:13:29,600 I GOT YOU. I GOT YOU. I GOT YOU. 1616 01:13:29,633 --> 01:13:31,700 COME ON. 1617 01:13:31,733 --> 01:13:32,767 COME ON. I GOT IT. 1618 01:13:40,333 --> 01:13:41,533 I GOT IT. 1619 01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:45,267 I GOT IT! 1620 01:13:45,300 --> 01:13:47,233 WHOA, SOMETHING'S GOING ON. 1621 01:13:48,900 --> 01:13:51,033 I'M GOING TO CHECK IT OUT. 1622 01:13:51,067 --> 01:13:52,867 OH, PLEASE DON'T, FUZZY BEAR. RELAX. 1623 01:13:52,900 --> 01:13:55,167 WHAT HAVE WE BEEN DOING FOR THE PAST TWO HOURS? 1624 01:13:55,200 --> 01:13:57,233 HAVING CRAZY SEX, SUGAR PLUM. 1625 01:13:57,267 --> 01:13:59,033 SO WE HAVE AN ALIBI. 1626 01:14:08,200 --> 01:14:09,833 HEY, ART. YOU KNOW, I WOULD STILL 1627 01:14:09,867 --> 01:14:11,700 LOVE TO DRIVE THAT NEW CAR OF YOURS. 1628 01:14:11,733 --> 01:14:13,833 MR. JOBS, SO NICE OF YOU TO SHOW UP. 1629 01:14:13,867 --> 01:14:15,200 YOU! 1630 01:14:15,233 --> 01:14:17,100 BILL'S HAD ANOTHER BIGFOOT SIGHTING. 1631 01:14:17,133 --> 01:14:19,533 I WAS SURE YOU AND YOUR LITTLE BUDDY WERE FUCKING WITH ME. 1632 01:14:19,567 --> 01:14:22,300 IN THE NEWS, EVERY TIME THERE WAS A SIGHTING, 1633 01:14:22,333 --> 01:14:25,100 BUT HAIRY MAN, IS FUCKING REAL! 1634 01:14:25,133 --> 01:14:27,100 THAT'S WHAT I TOLD YOU, MAN! 1635 01:14:27,133 --> 01:14:29,067 HE JUST SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME, 1636 01:14:29,100 --> 01:14:30,233 AND THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY 1637 01:14:30,267 --> 01:14:32,767 THAT WAS A PUNK-ASS KID IN A SUIT. 1638 01:14:32,800 --> 01:14:34,767 WHO ARE THOSE TWO WANKERS OVER THERE? 1639 01:14:34,800 --> 01:14:36,800 ART: CLAIM TO BE FBI. 1640 01:14:36,833 --> 01:14:39,600 HUH, WELL, COOL. 1641 01:14:39,633 --> 01:14:41,267 GOOD LUCK, BILL. YOU'RE GONNA MAKE IT. 1642 01:14:41,300 --> 01:14:43,600 PEOPLE! HEY! 1643 01:14:43,633 --> 01:14:45,300 I GOT A PICTURE OF HAIRY MAN! 1644 01:14:45,333 --> 01:14:49,267 HEY, HEY, I GOT A PICTURE OF MY HAIRY MAN! 1645 01:14:49,300 --> 01:14:51,733 I'M A REAL GODDAMN WILDLIFE PHOTOGRAPHER! 1646 01:14:51,767 --> 01:14:53,167 LET ME SEE IT! 1647 01:14:56,867 --> 01:14:57,800 I DON'T SEE ANYTHING. 1648 01:14:59,067 --> 01:15:00,533 OH, MY GOD, FBI? 1649 01:15:00,567 --> 01:15:01,933 SHIT. 1650 01:15:01,967 --> 01:15:04,100 THINK WE'RE IN TROUBLE? OH, I KNOW WE'RE IN TROUBLE. 1651 01:15:04,133 --> 01:15:05,267 I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH. 1652 01:15:05,300 --> 01:15:06,900 WE GOT TO FIND DAVID. 1653 01:15:08,867 --> 01:15:11,067 OH, HOLD ON, IT MUST HAVE JUST RUN OUT OF BATTERIES. 1654 01:15:11,100 --> 01:15:13,867 OH, WAIT. NO, SHIT. 1655 01:15:13,900 --> 01:15:15,733 OH, SHIT, THAT WAS MY LAST ONE. 1656 01:15:15,767 --> 01:15:18,667 GOD DAMN IT! 1657 01:15:18,700 --> 01:15:21,833 WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE PANTS? THOSE ARE AWESOME. 1658 01:15:21,867 --> 01:15:24,567 I COULD REALLY DO SOME HIDING IN THE WILD WITH THOSE. 1659 01:15:24,600 --> 01:15:25,900 WHAT SIZE ARE YOU? 1660 01:15:35,167 --> 01:15:36,733 HI, LOUISE. 1661 01:15:36,767 --> 01:15:38,233 HI. 1662 01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:41,733 HEY, GRANDMA, DAVID AROUND? 1663 01:15:41,767 --> 01:15:45,000 HIM AND AMY ARE UPSTAIRS MAKING NOISE. 1664 01:15:45,033 --> 01:15:47,033 OH, REALLY? 1665 01:15:49,033 --> 01:15:50,967 OUT OF BED, ASSHOLE! 1666 01:15:54,733 --> 01:15:57,600 HEY, GUYS. WHAT'S UP? 1667 01:15:59,667 --> 01:16:01,267 ARE YOU UP THERE BANGING MY GIRLFRIEND? 1668 01:16:05,033 --> 01:16:06,633 COME ON OUT, AMY. 1669 01:16:06,667 --> 01:16:08,067 JEN: WE HOOKED UP, TOO. 1670 01:16:08,100 --> 01:16:09,900 NICE! 1671 01:16:09,933 --> 01:16:12,200 BUT SERIOUSLY, GET DRESSED, WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM. 1672 01:16:23,900 --> 01:16:25,100 WHAT'S UP? 1673 01:16:25,133 --> 01:16:28,633 YOU GUYS CUT IT WAY TOO CLOSE THIS TIME. 1674 01:16:28,667 --> 01:16:29,933 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1675 01:16:29,967 --> 01:16:31,733 WE JUST LEFT THE LANDING, 1676 01:16:31,767 --> 01:16:33,933 AND THE SAME GUY THAT WE SCARED A COUPLE WEEKS AGO 1677 01:16:33,967 --> 01:16:35,100 WAS LYING ON HIS BACK 1678 01:16:35,133 --> 01:16:36,767 RAMBLING ABOUT HAIRY MAN TO ART. 1679 01:16:36,800 --> 01:16:39,033 RING A BELL? WHAT? 1680 01:16:39,067 --> 01:16:40,200 YEAH, THE TWO FBI GUYS 1681 01:16:40,233 --> 01:16:42,233 AND CHARLIE WERE THERE AS WELL. 1682 01:16:42,267 --> 01:16:45,033 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 1683 01:16:45,067 --> 01:16:47,233 YOU GUYS OBVIOUSLY PULLED A SCAM WITHOUT US, 1684 01:16:47,267 --> 01:16:49,533 AND YOU GOT WAY TOO CLOSE THIS TIME. 1685 01:16:49,567 --> 01:16:52,267 WE'VE BEEN INSIDE FOR AT LEAST... 1686 01:16:52,300 --> 01:16:54,267 TWO HOURS. 1687 01:16:54,300 --> 01:16:56,567 SHIT, YOU DON'T THINK... 1688 01:16:56,600 --> 01:16:59,033 I THINK THEY SAW OUR LITTLE FRIEND FOR REAL. 1689 01:16:59,067 --> 01:17:00,100 WE GOT TO GO CHECK ON HER. 1690 01:17:03,867 --> 01:17:05,600 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 1691 01:17:05,633 --> 01:17:07,800 WE'RE GOING TO HER DEN TO MAKE SURE SHE'S ALL RIGHT. 1692 01:17:07,833 --> 01:17:10,533 SHE'S LEAVING TONIGHT. IT'S THE FULL MOON. 1693 01:17:10,567 --> 01:17:11,867 HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? 1694 01:17:11,900 --> 01:17:14,033 THEY ALWAYS LEAVE ON THE FULL MOON. 1695 01:17:14,067 --> 01:17:15,633 IS SHE ALL RIGHT? 1696 01:17:15,667 --> 01:17:17,633 SHE'S SCARED, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1697 01:17:19,233 --> 01:17:20,933 WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING?! 1698 01:17:23,667 --> 01:17:25,100 TO HER DEN, GRANDMA. 1699 01:17:25,133 --> 01:17:26,833 SHE'S NOT THERE. 1700 01:17:26,867 --> 01:17:28,133 HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? 1701 01:17:28,167 --> 01:17:29,633 SHE'S RIGHT HERE. 1702 01:17:29,667 --> 01:17:32,600 SHIT, WOULD I BE SITTING HERE FOR NOTHING? 1703 01:17:32,633 --> 01:17:33,967 I'M JUST SITTING HERE TRYING TO CHILL 1704 01:17:34,000 --> 01:17:35,633 WITH HER, YOU KNOW? 1705 01:17:41,900 --> 01:17:43,833 DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE FISH? 1706 01:17:45,233 --> 01:17:46,900 SHE'S HUNGRY. 1707 01:17:46,933 --> 01:17:50,800 YEP, I THINK SHE'S A STRESS EATER. 1708 01:17:52,067 --> 01:17:53,700 OH, COMPANY. 1709 01:17:57,600 --> 01:17:58,633 NICE CAR, ART. 1710 01:17:58,667 --> 01:17:59,967 NOT NOW, RODNEY. 1711 01:18:01,633 --> 01:18:03,633 NEED ANY HELP? 1712 01:18:03,667 --> 01:18:05,133 NO, THANKS. JUST A RACCOON. 1713 01:18:06,900 --> 01:18:09,767 SOUNDS LIKE A BIG ONE. 1714 01:18:09,800 --> 01:18:13,133 IF YOU ALL ARE THINKING ABOUT GETTING INTO ANY MORE TROUBLE, 1715 01:18:13,167 --> 01:18:14,600 I WOULDN'T. 1716 01:18:14,633 --> 01:18:15,933 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1717 01:18:15,967 --> 01:18:16,933 MAN: HEY, ART? 1718 01:18:16,967 --> 01:18:19,000 OH, NOTHING REALLY. 1719 01:18:19,033 --> 01:18:21,533 IT'S JUST THAT I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW 1720 01:18:21,567 --> 01:18:23,167 THERE'S A LOT OF FEDS AROUND 1721 01:18:23,200 --> 01:18:25,267 ASKING A LOT OF QUESTIONS ABOUT YOU FOUR. 1722 01:18:25,300 --> 01:18:26,667 MAN: HEY, ART. 1723 01:18:26,700 --> 01:18:29,067 HUH, THAT'S WEIRD. I WONDER WHY? 1724 01:18:29,100 --> 01:18:32,533 THE ARMY AND THOSE TWO FBI GUYS ARE ASKING FOR YOU. 1725 01:18:32,567 --> 01:18:34,000 YEAH, I WONDER WHY. 1726 01:18:34,033 --> 01:18:36,600 LOOKS LIKE THE CAVALRY'S HERE. 1727 01:18:36,633 --> 01:18:39,067 THEY'RE STAGING SOMETHING AT THE HIGH SCHOOL. 1728 01:18:39,100 --> 01:18:41,633 I GOT TO GO OVER AND MAKE SURE EVERYBODY BEHAVES. 1729 01:18:41,667 --> 01:18:43,067 MAN: HEY, ART, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU? 1730 01:18:43,100 --> 01:18:44,700 BE GOOD. 1731 01:18:50,833 --> 01:18:53,067 DRIVE SAFE. 1732 01:18:53,100 --> 01:18:54,600 SHIT, WHAT THE HELL ARE WE GONNA DO? 1733 01:18:54,633 --> 01:18:55,900 WE'VE GOT HAIRY GIRL UNDER THE PORCH 1734 01:18:55,933 --> 01:18:57,800 AND COPS EVERYWHERE. 1735 01:18:57,833 --> 01:18:59,900 SHE HAS TO LEAVE TONIGHT. 1736 01:18:59,933 --> 01:19:01,067 WHERE DOES SHE NEED TO BE? 1737 01:19:01,100 --> 01:19:03,033 AT HER CAMPSITE. 1738 01:19:03,067 --> 01:19:05,800 WHAT? SO, WE HAVE THE COPS, 1739 01:19:05,833 --> 01:19:08,700 THE FEDS, AND APPARENTLY THE ARMY 1740 01:19:08,733 --> 01:19:10,300 BETWEEN US AND WHERE SHE NEEDS TO GO. 1741 01:19:10,333 --> 01:19:12,033 GREAT. 1742 01:19:12,067 --> 01:19:13,700 WE NEED A DIVERSION. 1743 01:19:13,733 --> 01:19:15,233 WHAT WE NEED IS NOT TO DRAW 1744 01:19:15,267 --> 01:19:17,000 ANY MORE ATTENTION TO OURSELVES. 1745 01:19:17,033 --> 01:19:18,533 NO, IF WE GIVE THEM WHAT THEY'RE LOOKING FOR, 1746 01:19:18,567 --> 01:19:20,533 THEY WON'T STUMBLE ON HER BY MISTAKE. 1747 01:19:20,567 --> 01:19:21,867 WE'LL PUT ON THE FAKE UFO LANDING 1748 01:19:21,900 --> 01:19:23,867 LIKE RODNEY AND I PLANNED. 1749 01:19:23,900 --> 01:19:27,167 SO, YOU WANNA LURE THEM TO A HOAX ON TRIBAL LAND? 1750 01:19:27,200 --> 01:19:29,667 WE'LL HAVE TO GIVE THEM BIGFOOT AS WELL, RODNEY. 1751 01:19:29,700 --> 01:19:31,967 THIS ISN'T A BUNCH OF FUCKING TOURISTS ANYMORE. 1752 01:19:32,000 --> 01:19:34,100 I REALLY DON'T WANT TO GO BACK TO JAIL. 1753 01:19:34,133 --> 01:19:35,667 OR GET SHOT. YEAH. 1754 01:19:35,700 --> 01:19:37,667 OKAY, FINE. I WILL WEAR THE SUIT. 1755 01:19:37,700 --> 01:19:39,867 DAMN, YOU GUYS ARE SUCH WUSSES. 1756 01:19:39,900 --> 01:19:41,167 I WEAR THE SUIT AROUND HERE. 1757 01:19:41,200 --> 01:19:42,733 I WILL DO IT. NO, YOU'RE NOT. 1758 01:19:42,767 --> 01:19:44,000 IT'S A BAD IDEA. 1759 01:19:44,033 --> 01:19:45,567 LURING THE FEDS AND THE ARMY CAVALRY 1760 01:19:45,600 --> 01:19:47,233 TO TRIBAL GROUND IS NOT AN OPTION. 1761 01:19:47,267 --> 01:19:50,700 LAST TIME IT HAPPENED AROUND HERE, IT ENDED BADLY. 1762 01:19:50,733 --> 01:19:53,300 RODNEY, GET DRESSED AND RUN AROUND TOWN. 1763 01:19:53,333 --> 01:19:55,000 THE REST OF US WILL SEND UP THE LIGHTS AND BALLOONS 1764 01:19:55,033 --> 01:19:56,933 AS SOON AS YOU CAN HIDE AND TEXT US. 1765 01:19:56,967 --> 01:19:59,133 THEY'LL SEE OUR UFO, AND THEY'LL ALL COME UP TO THE CLEARING. 1766 01:19:59,167 --> 01:20:00,300 I'M TELLING YOU NO. 1767 01:20:00,333 --> 01:20:02,200 RELAX, CHIEF. 1768 01:20:02,233 --> 01:20:04,200 I'M AN ARMY BRAT, SO THE WORST THEY'LL DO IS CALL MY FATHER 1769 01:20:04,233 --> 01:20:06,133 AND THE JOINT CHIEFS OR SOMETHING. 1770 01:20:06,167 --> 01:20:07,900 EVERYBODY ELSE CAN HIDE. 1771 01:20:07,933 --> 01:20:09,567 WHAT? 1772 01:20:09,600 --> 01:20:10,833 YOU'RE FUCKING OUT OF LINE! 1773 01:20:10,867 --> 01:20:12,767 AND THIS NEVER SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED! 1774 01:20:12,800 --> 01:20:14,033 EXCUSE ME? 1775 01:20:14,067 --> 01:20:16,067 I HAD THIS NICE LITTLE SCAM GOING ON 1776 01:20:16,100 --> 01:20:17,867 UNTIL YOU TOURISTS GOT INVOLVED 1777 01:20:17,900 --> 01:20:18,867 AND BLEW THE WHOLE THING UP 1778 01:20:18,900 --> 01:20:20,100 WITH YOUR YOUTUBE VIDEOS 1779 01:20:20,133 --> 01:20:21,867 AND YOUR BIGFOOT BABY CRAP! 1780 01:20:21,900 --> 01:20:23,700 SO THIS IS MY FAULT? 1781 01:20:23,733 --> 01:20:25,733 MOSTLY YOURS AND JEN'S. 1782 01:20:25,767 --> 01:20:26,767 OH, HOLD ON, I DIDN'T WANT... 1783 01:20:26,800 --> 01:20:28,567 SHUT THE HELL UP, JEN! 1784 01:20:28,600 --> 01:20:30,300 RELAX, OKAY? JUST RELAX. 1785 01:20:30,333 --> 01:20:32,233 IT'S AN ACCIDENT. ALL OF US ARE IN ON IT. 1786 01:20:32,267 --> 01:20:33,767 WE JUST HAVE TO FIX IT, IT'S FINE. 1787 01:20:33,800 --> 01:20:35,267 RODNEY, FUCK YOU, TOO! 1788 01:20:35,300 --> 01:20:37,000 YOU'RE JUST AS MUCH OF A TOURIST AS THEY ARE! 1789 01:20:37,033 --> 01:20:39,533 BRO, REMEMBER WHEN I LIVE 5 MINUTES 1790 01:20:39,567 --> 01:20:41,067 DOWN THE ROAD FROM YOU AND I'VE SEEN YOU EVERY SINGLE DAY 1791 01:20:41,100 --> 01:20:42,767 SINCE WE WERE 6 YEARS OLD. YOU'RE SCARING HER. 1792 01:20:42,800 --> 01:20:44,133 YOU'VE BEEN SQUATTING ON TRIBAL LAND 1793 01:20:44,167 --> 01:20:45,833 LONGER THAN THEY HAVE! SO WHAT?! 1794 01:20:45,867 --> 01:20:47,667 SQUATTING? ENOUGH! 1795 01:20:47,700 --> 01:20:49,600 OKAY, I'M SORRY YOU DON'T LIKE IT, 1796 01:20:49,633 --> 01:20:51,133 BUT I AM STICKING TO THE PLAN. 1797 01:20:51,167 --> 01:20:52,600 NOW, YOU AND LOUISE CAN GET HER HOME 1798 01:20:52,633 --> 01:20:54,300 AS SOON AS YOU HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY. 1799 01:20:54,333 --> 01:20:56,900 NICE TO HAVE MET YOU, LOUISE, TAKE CARE OF HER. 1800 01:21:02,767 --> 01:21:04,200 UNBELIEVABLE. 1801 01:21:24,767 --> 01:21:25,767 HUH. 1802 01:21:28,167 --> 01:21:29,800 WHAT, GRANDMA? 1803 01:21:29,833 --> 01:21:33,533 MUST BE THE RODEO CLOWN IN YOU. 1804 01:21:42,100 --> 01:21:44,133 ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS GET THEIR ATTENTION. 1805 01:21:44,167 --> 01:21:46,567 AS SOON AS THEY ARE FOLLOWING YOU, JUMP IN THE BUSHES AND TEXT US. 1806 01:21:46,600 --> 01:21:48,567 WE'LL SEND UP THE BALLOONS AND THEN YOU CAN DITCH THE SUIT. 1807 01:21:48,600 --> 01:21:49,967 ALL RIGHT. 1808 01:21:50,000 --> 01:21:52,267 JEN WILL MEET YOU LATER AT HOME LATER, OKAY? 1809 01:21:52,300 --> 01:21:53,767 YOU GOT IT? GOT IT. 1810 01:21:53,800 --> 01:21:56,800 HEY. 1811 01:21:56,833 --> 01:21:58,067 BE CAREFUL. 1812 01:22:03,700 --> 01:22:05,033 GO GET 'EM, BABY! 1813 01:22:09,000 --> 01:22:12,600 YOU KNOW YOU WERE A JERK. 1814 01:22:12,633 --> 01:22:15,033 THANKS, GRANDMA. 1815 01:22:15,067 --> 01:22:18,533 YOU REALLY NEED TO APOLOGIZE. 1816 01:22:18,567 --> 01:22:19,800 I NEED TO APOLOGIZE? 1817 01:22:19,833 --> 01:22:20,833 UH-HUH. 1818 01:22:20,867 --> 01:22:22,700 SHE CALLED ME CHIEF. 1819 01:22:22,733 --> 01:22:26,300 WHICH IS A TITLE OF RESPECT. 1820 01:22:26,333 --> 01:22:29,167 SHE SHOULD HAVE CALLED YOU TONTO. 1821 01:22:29,200 --> 01:22:31,500 IT MEANS STUPID. 1822 01:22:41,300 --> 01:22:45,100 SOMETHING WRONG WITH OUR PLAN, OFFICER? 1823 01:22:47,100 --> 01:22:48,700 WHERE SHOULD I BEGIN? 1824 01:22:48,733 --> 01:22:50,133 THIS IS STANDARD FEDERAL RESPONSE 1825 01:22:50,167 --> 01:22:52,600 TO A THREAT TO HOMELAND SECURITY, SO... 1826 01:22:52,633 --> 01:22:54,600 I'VE READ THE BOOK. 1827 01:22:54,633 --> 01:22:57,100 JUST THINK THAT IT'S OVERKILL 1828 01:22:57,133 --> 01:22:58,600 FOR A BEAR SIGHTING. 1829 01:22:58,633 --> 01:23:00,133 OVERKILL? 1830 01:23:00,167 --> 01:23:01,967 WEASON: YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT CREATURE. 1831 01:23:02,000 --> 01:23:05,567 I ASSURE YOU THIS IS NOT OVERKILL. 1832 01:23:05,600 --> 01:23:08,933 FINE, JUST MAKE SURE YOU WRITE IN YOUR REPORT 1833 01:23:08,967 --> 01:23:10,667 THAT I TOLD YOU IT WOULD BE A MISTAKE 1834 01:23:10,700 --> 01:23:12,867 TO CALL IN THE MILITARY 1835 01:23:12,900 --> 01:23:14,600 OVER A BEAR SIGHTING. 1836 01:23:14,633 --> 01:23:16,933 IT WAS NOT A BEAR. 1837 01:23:16,967 --> 01:23:19,833 AGENT WESSON, IT'S ALWAYS A BEAR. 1838 01:23:19,867 --> 01:23:21,133 ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND? 1839 01:23:21,167 --> 01:23:22,700 THERE IT IS! 1840 01:23:22,733 --> 01:23:23,800 MAN: THAT'S NOT A BEAR! 1841 01:23:23,833 --> 01:23:25,033 WEASON: LET'S GO! 1842 01:23:25,067 --> 01:23:27,700 NOPE, JUST A DUMB-ASS. 1843 01:23:31,867 --> 01:23:35,033 I CAN NOT BELIEVE I SCREWED THIS UP SO MUCH. 1844 01:23:35,067 --> 01:23:36,967 DAVID SCREWED UP. YOU TRIED TO APOLOGIZE. 1845 01:23:37,000 --> 01:23:38,733 NO, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT DAVID. 1846 01:23:38,767 --> 01:23:40,600 OKAY, THEN WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1847 01:23:40,633 --> 01:23:42,633 HAIRY GIRL. 1848 01:23:42,667 --> 01:23:44,033 THEY'VE BEEN COMING HERE FOR WHO KNOWS HOW LONG 1849 01:23:44,067 --> 01:23:46,667 WITHOUT ANY PROBLEMS UNTIL WE SCREWED IT UP. 1850 01:23:46,700 --> 01:23:49,100 WE'LL FIX IT. I HOPE SO. 1851 01:23:49,133 --> 01:23:50,833 DAVID'S STILL AN ASSHOLE. 1852 01:23:50,867 --> 01:23:52,933 ( LAUGHS ) 1853 01:23:52,967 --> 01:23:54,933 OKAY. TEN THOUSAND FREAKING DOLLARS 1854 01:23:54,967 --> 01:23:56,133 AND YOU COULDN'T FIND ONE PERSON TO HELP US. 1855 01:23:56,167 --> 01:23:57,200 SHH. 1856 01:23:58,967 --> 01:24:01,767 HEY, ART, WE JUST GOT A REPORT OF 1857 01:24:01,800 --> 01:24:04,833 A HIGH-SPEED CHASE AND BIGFOOT RUNNING DOWN MAIN. 1858 01:24:04,867 --> 01:24:06,067 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? 1859 01:24:06,100 --> 01:24:07,967 HAIRY MAN'S JUST A DUMB-ASS KID. 1860 01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:10,300 NOTHING TO GET EXCITED ABOUT. 1861 01:24:10,333 --> 01:24:13,000 DON'T LET THEM AROUND. 1862 01:24:13,033 --> 01:24:16,867 -DON'T LET THEM AROUND, DON'T LET--COME ON, MIKE. -OH, FUCK! 1863 01:24:16,900 --> 01:24:17,933 ASSHOLE! 1864 01:24:21,967 --> 01:24:25,533 ( POLICE SIRENS BLARING ) 1865 01:24:32,933 --> 01:24:34,600 HE'S GETTING AWAY! 1866 01:24:34,633 --> 01:24:36,100 HE'S NOT GETTING AWAY. WE'RE RIGHT FUCKING THERE. 1867 01:24:38,933 --> 01:24:41,200 GOD DAMN IT! COME ON! 1868 01:24:41,233 --> 01:24:43,633 SORRY. I NEVER COULD FIGURE THESE THINGS OUT. 1869 01:24:43,667 --> 01:24:46,067 ( POLICE SIRENS BLARING ) 1870 01:24:54,333 --> 01:24:56,733 CAN YOU GET HER TO HER DEN BY YOURSELF? 1871 01:24:56,767 --> 01:24:57,900 YES. 1872 01:24:57,933 --> 01:24:58,933 I GOTTA GO HELP. 1873 01:24:58,967 --> 01:25:00,133 I KNOW. 1874 01:25:00,167 --> 01:25:01,567 I KNOW. GO. 1875 01:25:01,600 --> 01:25:02,633 I LOVE YOU, GRANDMA. 1876 01:25:02,667 --> 01:25:03,800 MM-HMM. I LOVE YOU, TOO. 1877 01:25:03,833 --> 01:25:05,300 BE CAREFUL. 1878 01:25:05,333 --> 01:25:07,133 HERE, YOU TAKE THE WHEEL. 1879 01:25:07,167 --> 01:25:08,667 NO, JUST TAKE THE WHEEL. 1880 01:25:08,700 --> 01:25:11,567 WHOA. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1881 01:25:11,600 --> 01:25:12,600 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1882 01:25:12,633 --> 01:25:13,733 I'M GONNA GET HIM. 1883 01:25:13,767 --> 01:25:15,800 DO YOU SEE HIM? WHERE IS HE? 1884 01:25:20,033 --> 01:25:22,867 ( PANTING ) 1885 01:25:22,900 --> 01:25:24,067 WHAT? SERIOUSLY? 1886 01:25:25,800 --> 01:25:27,967 HE'S STRAIGHT AHEAD, STRAIGHT AHEAD. 1887 01:25:28,000 --> 01:25:29,867 WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1888 01:25:29,900 --> 01:25:32,667 PUT THE GUN DOWN! PUT THE GUN DOWN! 1889 01:25:32,700 --> 01:25:34,133 ( GUNSHOT ) 1890 01:25:34,167 --> 01:25:35,833 SHIT, SHIT, SHIT! NO! 1891 01:25:38,300 --> 01:25:40,733 RC: HEY, DWAYNE. HERE YOU GO. 1892 01:25:40,767 --> 01:25:42,933 HEY, RC, THANKS. 1893 01:25:42,967 --> 01:25:44,133 RC: YOU'RE WELCOME. 1894 01:25:44,167 --> 01:25:45,900 WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND HERE TONIGHT? 1895 01:25:45,933 --> 01:25:48,567 BIGFOOT AND A HIGH-SPEED CHASE DOWN MAIN. 1896 01:25:48,600 --> 01:25:50,567 IT'S DAVID AND RODNEY AGAIN. 1897 01:25:50,600 --> 01:25:52,033 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL THEY'RE UP TO BUT... 1898 01:25:52,067 --> 01:25:53,733 ONE OF THEIR GIRLFRIENDS CALLED BEN. 1899 01:25:53,767 --> 01:25:55,833 NEEDS A CRANE RENTAL TONIGHT. 1900 01:25:55,867 --> 01:25:58,133 IT'S AFTER 10:00. RC: YEAH, I KNOW. 1901 01:25:58,167 --> 01:25:59,733 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL THEY'RE UP TO, BUT THEY'RE PUTTING SOMETHING 1902 01:25:59,767 --> 01:26:01,700 TOGETHER UP BY THE MEETING GROUNDS. 1903 01:26:01,733 --> 01:26:04,667 IT'S LIKE ONE BIG DAMN PARTY AROUND HERE TONIGHT. 1904 01:26:04,700 --> 01:26:06,733 YEAH, IT IS, ISN'T IT? 1905 01:26:08,767 --> 01:26:11,600 HEY, SHERYL. YEAH, IT'S RC. 1906 01:26:11,633 --> 01:26:14,800 THERE'S A BIG PARTY GOING ON UP AT THE MEETING GROUNDS. 1907 01:26:14,833 --> 01:26:16,933 NO, NO. CALL THE GALS, 1908 01:26:16,967 --> 01:26:19,700 GET A BUNCH OF BEER AND HEAD ON UP. 1909 01:26:19,733 --> 01:26:22,033 NO, I PROMISE, IT'S GOING TO BE A HUGE SHIT SHOW. 1910 01:26:22,067 --> 01:26:24,633 ALL RIGHT, HAVE A GOOD TIME. 1911 01:26:24,667 --> 01:26:25,733 ALL RIGHT, MAN. I'LL CALL YOU FROM THE ROAD 1912 01:26:25,767 --> 01:26:26,867 AND LET YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. 1913 01:26:26,900 --> 01:26:28,133 ( SCOFFS ) 1914 01:26:28,167 --> 01:26:29,933 COME ON, RODNEY, WHAT'S THE HOLD-UP? 1915 01:26:33,567 --> 01:26:34,667 I DON'T KNOW ANY OF THOSE PEOPLE. 1916 01:26:34,700 --> 01:26:35,733 I DON'T KNOW, EITHER. 1917 01:26:35,767 --> 01:26:37,700 HUH? ANYTHING YET? NO. 1918 01:26:37,733 --> 01:26:39,033 YOU GOT BARS? FOUR. 1919 01:26:39,067 --> 01:26:40,700 WE SHOULD HAVE HEARD FROM HIM BY NOW. 1920 01:26:40,733 --> 01:26:42,167 COME ON, RODNEY. 1921 01:26:42,200 --> 01:26:43,767 ( MUSIC PLAYING ) 1922 01:26:43,800 --> 01:26:46,167 ( THUNDER RUMBLING ) 1923 01:26:46,200 --> 01:26:47,733 I'M JUST GOING TO WING HIM. 1924 01:26:47,767 --> 01:26:49,500 THERE'S ONLY ONE-- DON'T WING HIM. 1925 01:26:54,133 --> 01:26:55,667 JEN: WE'RE TALKING ABOUT RODNEY. 1926 01:26:55,700 --> 01:26:57,600 HE'LL BE FINE. 1927 01:26:57,633 --> 01:27:00,900 OH, I GUESS THAT'S WHAT TEN GRAND WILL GET YOU. 1928 01:27:00,933 --> 01:27:02,733 WHERE'S RODNEY? 1929 01:27:02,767 --> 01:27:04,133 YOU DIDN'T HEAR FROM HIM? 1930 01:27:04,167 --> 01:27:05,967 NO, NOTHING. 1931 01:27:06,000 --> 01:27:07,200 ( GUNSHOTS ) 1932 01:27:07,233 --> 01:27:09,933 OH, MY GOD! HE'S GOING TO GET KILLED! 1933 01:27:09,967 --> 01:27:11,800 NO, AS LONG AS WE KEEP HEARING GUNSHOTS, HE'S NOT DEAD. 1934 01:27:11,833 --> 01:27:13,867 WE HAVE TO GO DOWN THERE AND FIND HIM. 1935 01:27:13,900 --> 01:27:17,000 IF RODNEY DIES, I'M GOING TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU! 1936 01:27:17,033 --> 01:27:18,733 OKAY, THAT'S COOL. 1937 01:27:18,767 --> 01:27:21,000 I GOT THIS. 1938 01:27:21,033 --> 01:27:22,833 DWAYNE: HEY, ART. 1939 01:27:22,867 --> 01:27:25,733 BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR COUNTY FIRE AND RESCUE 1940 01:27:25,767 --> 01:27:26,833 JOINING THE PURSUIT. 1941 01:27:26,867 --> 01:27:29,967 LET'S JUST KEEP IT SLOW, BOYS. 1942 01:27:30,000 --> 01:27:32,667 ( MUSIC PLAYING ) 1943 01:27:32,700 --> 01:27:34,500 COME ON, LET'S GO. 1944 01:27:35,967 --> 01:27:38,500 ( GUNSHOTS ) 1945 01:27:49,167 --> 01:27:51,567 COME ON. LET'S GO. 1946 01:27:51,600 --> 01:27:52,800 COME ON. 1947 01:27:59,667 --> 01:28:01,267 RC: HEY, THERE, DWAYNE, ART MANAGED TO GET THEM 1948 01:28:01,300 --> 01:28:02,933 OUT OF DOWNTOWN AND SLOWED DOWN 1949 01:28:02,967 --> 01:28:04,667 ENOUGH TO LOSE RODNEY. 1950 01:28:04,700 --> 01:28:07,200 OH, THAT'S GOOD. I HATE TO SEE HIM BACK IN JAIL. 1951 01:28:07,233 --> 01:28:09,933 HEY, UH, WHERE SHOULD WE SEND THEM NOW? 1952 01:28:09,967 --> 01:28:12,200 RC: UH, OH, HOW ABOUT ACROSS THE RIVER ON OLD STAGE ROAD? 1953 01:28:12,233 --> 01:28:14,533 OH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE. 1954 01:28:14,567 --> 01:28:16,633 DWAYNE: ATTENTION ALL UNITS, BIGFOOT SIGHTED 1955 01:28:16,667 --> 01:28:18,867 MOVING EAST ON OLD STAGE ROAD. 1956 01:28:20,933 --> 01:28:23,733 I'M SORRY. I WAS WAY OUT OF LINE. 1957 01:28:23,767 --> 01:28:26,033 WAY OUT OF THE LINE. 1958 01:28:26,067 --> 01:28:29,000 ( BOTH SCREAMING ) 1959 01:28:31,300 --> 01:28:33,933 OH, MY GOD! I KILLED RODNEY! 1960 01:28:33,967 --> 01:28:35,867 WHAT THE HELL, GUYS! 1961 01:28:35,900 --> 01:28:38,667 RODNEY. 1962 01:28:38,700 --> 01:28:40,833 ( POLICE SIREN BLARING ) 1963 01:28:52,067 --> 01:28:54,300 UGH! 1964 01:28:54,333 --> 01:28:55,667 WE'RE SO HOOPED. 1965 01:28:55,700 --> 01:28:58,067 THEY'RE ONLY CHECKING IN TOWN. 1966 01:28:58,100 --> 01:28:59,533 THAT CHOPPER'S GONNA FIND YOUR GRANDMA. 1967 01:28:59,567 --> 01:29:01,000 WE'RE GONNA BE LATE. 1968 01:29:03,700 --> 01:29:05,033 DROP ME OFF AT THE EDGE OF TOWN AGAIN, 1969 01:29:05,067 --> 01:29:06,300 AND I'LL LEAD THEM UP TO THE CLEARING. 1970 01:29:06,333 --> 01:29:07,700 THE HELL YOU ARE. 1971 01:29:07,733 --> 01:29:10,000 YOU JUST GOT DESTROYED BY A CAR. 1972 01:29:10,033 --> 01:29:11,767 JEN, YOU NEED TO TAKE HIM TO THE ER. 1973 01:29:11,800 --> 01:29:13,167 GET DOWN! GET DOWN! 1974 01:29:15,767 --> 01:29:17,267 WELL, I FOR ONE AM NOT GOING TO LEAVE 1975 01:29:17,300 --> 01:29:18,867 AMY AND GRANDMA HANGING, ALL RIGHT? 1976 01:29:20,133 --> 01:29:21,533 I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. 1977 01:29:21,567 --> 01:29:22,533 GIVE ME THE SUIT. 1978 01:29:22,567 --> 01:29:24,933 WHAT? 1979 01:29:24,967 --> 01:29:27,533 GIVE ME THE SUIT. 1980 01:29:27,567 --> 01:29:29,200 COME ON. 1981 01:29:29,233 --> 01:29:32,933 COME ON, WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE. 1982 01:29:32,967 --> 01:29:34,833 ( MUSIC PLAYING ) 1983 01:29:39,267 --> 01:29:40,900 ATTENTION ALL UNITS, 1984 01:29:40,933 --> 01:29:43,800 BIGFOOT HEADING SOUTH ON MAIN STREET. 1985 01:29:43,833 --> 01:29:45,733 ( MUSIC PLAYING ) 1986 01:29:47,000 --> 01:29:49,200 WE'RE COMING TO GET YOU, HAIRY MAN! 1987 01:29:51,067 --> 01:29:52,200 ( POLICE SIREN BLARING ) 1988 01:30:05,267 --> 01:30:07,100 ( GUNSHOT ) 1989 01:30:07,133 --> 01:30:09,200 JESUS, YOU'RE GONNA HURT SOMEBODY! 1990 01:30:17,967 --> 01:30:19,833 COME ON. 1991 01:30:19,867 --> 01:30:20,900 ( MUSIC PLAYING ) 1992 01:30:20,933 --> 01:30:23,733 RC: UFO LANDING IN PROGRESS 1993 01:30:23,767 --> 01:30:25,000 AT THE MEETING GROUNDS. 1994 01:30:25,033 --> 01:30:26,867 I HATE TOURISTS. 1995 01:30:26,900 --> 01:30:28,733 HEY, LOOK. 1996 01:30:28,767 --> 01:30:29,933 NIGHT VISION. 1997 01:30:29,967 --> 01:30:32,100 NICE! YEAH. 1998 01:30:32,133 --> 01:30:33,233 WHERE IS HE NOW? 1999 01:30:33,267 --> 01:30:35,033 I DON'T KNOW, I THINK I LOST HIM. 2000 01:30:35,067 --> 01:30:36,900 I JUST SEE HIM. HE'S STRAIGHT AHEAD, STRAIGHT AHEAD! 2001 01:30:36,933 --> 01:30:38,000 OKAY. HERE WE GO. HERE WE GO. 2002 01:30:38,033 --> 01:30:42,033 OKAY. OKAY, WILDLIFE PHOTOGRAPHY. 2003 01:30:42,067 --> 01:30:43,267 DEAD LIFE PHOTOGRAPHY 2004 01:30:43,300 --> 01:30:44,767 AS SOON AS I HIT THE MOTHERFUCKER. 2005 01:30:44,800 --> 01:30:46,267 DON'T HIT HIM. CAN I PUT MY FOOT HERE? 2006 01:30:46,300 --> 01:30:48,267 HOLD STILL, HOLD STILL, HOLD STILL! 2007 01:30:48,300 --> 01:30:49,900 GOD DAMN IT. 2008 01:30:49,933 --> 01:30:51,533 GET DOWN. SHIT! 2009 01:30:51,567 --> 01:30:54,767 ( POLICE SIRENS BLARING ) 2010 01:30:54,800 --> 01:30:56,500 ( CRICKET CHIRPING ) 2011 01:31:00,700 --> 01:31:03,800 RC: BIGFOOT NOW HEADING WEST ON OLD STAGE ROAD. 2012 01:31:03,833 --> 01:31:05,733 THIS IS DANGEROUS. 2013 01:31:05,767 --> 01:31:07,867 YOU ARE COMPLETELY SAFE WITH ME DRIVING. DO YOU HEAR WHAT I'M SAYING? 2014 01:31:07,900 --> 01:31:10,133 THESE FEDS ARE TRYING TO GET AROUND YOU, 2015 01:31:10,167 --> 01:31:12,233 AND YOU BETTER NOT LET THEM AROUND BECAUSE IF THEY GET-- 2016 01:31:12,267 --> 01:31:13,900 THEY GET THERE FIRST, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN "E.T.?" 2017 01:31:13,933 --> 01:31:15,667 THEY'RE GOING TO GIVE HAIRY MAN A LOBOTOMY. 2018 01:31:15,700 --> 01:31:17,833 THEY'LL GIVE HIM A LOBOTOMY! 2019 01:31:17,867 --> 01:31:21,000 RC: THIS IS ARMY AIR CAV ONE, ALL UNITS STAND DOWN IMMEDIATELY. 2020 01:31:21,033 --> 01:31:24,133 WE ARE INBOUND AND TAKING OVER SITUATION. 2021 01:31:24,167 --> 01:31:26,200 NOBODY NEEDS TO GET HURT. 2022 01:31:26,233 --> 01:31:28,167 ( HELICOPTER WHIRRING ) 2023 01:31:28,200 --> 01:31:29,867 ( POLICE SIRENS BLARING ) 2024 01:31:29,900 --> 01:31:31,067 THERE HE IS! 2025 01:31:31,100 --> 01:31:33,267 WE GOT THE BASTARD NOW! 2026 01:31:33,300 --> 01:31:34,900 ( LAUGHS ) 2027 01:31:34,933 --> 01:31:36,633 HAIRY MAN IS UP SHIT CREAK! 2028 01:31:46,233 --> 01:31:47,900 ACT THREE, FINALE! 2029 01:31:47,933 --> 01:31:51,067 THE FBI KILLS BIGFOOT! ACTION! 2030 01:31:51,100 --> 01:31:52,100 MAN: WHAT? 2031 01:31:55,133 --> 01:31:57,167 GET ON THE GROUND. I'M NOT BIGFOOT! 2032 01:31:57,200 --> 01:31:58,167 GET DOWN! I'M NOT BIGFOOT! 2033 01:31:58,200 --> 01:31:59,267 DON'T SHOOT! 2034 01:31:59,300 --> 01:32:01,100 GOD DAMN IT, DAVID. 2035 01:32:05,133 --> 01:32:06,933 WAIT A MINUTE. WHERE THE HELL IS THE CREATURE?! 2036 01:32:11,167 --> 01:32:12,667 BILL: WHERE THE HELL IS THE CREATURE? 2037 01:32:12,700 --> 01:32:14,067 I BELIEVE THIS IS MY JURISDICTION. 2038 01:32:14,100 --> 01:32:15,733 THIS IS A MATTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY ISSUE. 2039 01:32:15,767 --> 01:32:16,733 REALLY, A KID IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME? 2040 01:32:16,767 --> 01:32:17,833 HEY, I WANT THAT BACK! 2041 01:32:17,867 --> 01:32:19,033 COME ON, DAVID, LET'S GO. 2042 01:32:19,067 --> 01:32:21,200 GENTLEMEN, I'LL TAKE MISS CLARK. 2043 01:32:21,233 --> 01:32:22,733 I'M AFRAID NOT. 2044 01:32:22,767 --> 01:32:25,067 SHE'S GOT A LOT TO ANSWER FOR. 2045 01:32:25,100 --> 01:32:28,200 BOYS, THIS IS WAY ABOVE YOUR PAY GRADE. COME ON. 2046 01:32:28,233 --> 01:32:31,300 SHE'S ALL YOURS. 2047 01:32:31,333 --> 01:32:33,233 ( MUSIC PLAYING ) 2048 01:32:36,867 --> 01:32:38,733 SORRY, ART. 2049 01:32:38,767 --> 01:32:40,233 HEY, DAD. BIGFOOT'S BABY? 2050 01:32:40,267 --> 01:32:41,833 HEY! 2051 01:32:41,867 --> 01:32:44,933 YOUR MOTHER'S BEEN WORRIED SICK ABOUT YOU. 2052 01:32:44,967 --> 01:32:46,267 WHERE THE HELL IS THE CREATURE? 2053 01:32:46,300 --> 01:32:48,633 ( HELICOPTER WHIRRING ) 2054 01:32:48,667 --> 01:32:50,867 WHERE THE HELL IS THE CREATURE? 2055 01:32:50,900 --> 01:32:52,767 ( CRICKETS CHIRPING ) 2056 01:32:52,800 --> 01:32:54,567 GOD DAMN IT! 2057 01:32:54,600 --> 01:32:57,133 ( MUSIC PLAYING ) 2058 01:32:57,167 --> 01:32:58,933 YOU'RE WELCOME. 2059 01:33:04,100 --> 01:33:05,733 THIS IS BULLSHIT. 2060 01:33:05,767 --> 01:33:07,733 I KNOW WHAT I SAW. 2061 01:33:07,767 --> 01:33:09,000 I GOT PICTURES. 2062 01:33:09,033 --> 01:33:10,933 ( CRICKETS CHIRPING ) 2063 01:33:14,733 --> 01:33:17,633 I WISH THEY HADN'T TAKEN MY CAMERA. 2064 01:33:17,667 --> 01:33:19,233 ( MUSIC PLAYING ) 2065 01:33:45,733 --> 01:33:47,667 ( SCREAMING ) 2066 01:33:49,633 --> 01:33:52,000 WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE PANTS? 2067 01:33:52,033 --> 01:33:53,600 THOSE ARE AWESOME. I COULD REALLY DO SOME 2068 01:33:53,633 --> 01:33:55,133 HIDING IN THE WILD WITH THOSE. 2069 01:33:55,167 --> 01:33:56,867 WHAT SIZE ARE YOU? 2070 01:33:56,900 --> 01:33:57,900 SEE YOU, LOUISE. 2071 01:33:57,933 --> 01:33:59,100 YEAH, SEE YOU, ARTHUR. 2072 01:33:59,133 --> 01:34:02,600 OH, YOUR BADGE. 2073 01:34:02,633 --> 01:34:04,533 ( CHUCKLES ) 2074 01:34:14,600 --> 01:34:16,133 ROCK ME, RODNEY! 2075 01:34:17,933 --> 01:34:20,867 ( MUSIC PLAYING ) 2076 01:34:29,967 --> 01:34:31,867 * ONE OF THESE SLOW WEEKS * 2077 01:34:31,900 --> 01:34:35,867 * WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THE TIME WILL GO * 2078 01:34:35,900 --> 01:34:37,833 * I COULD JUST GIVE IN * 2079 01:34:37,867 --> 01:34:41,633 * AND SEND MY SELF BACK TO THIS WORLD * 2080 01:34:41,667 --> 01:34:44,900 * DON'T STAY, DON'T GO * 2081 01:34:47,100 --> 01:34:51,067 * DON'T SAY DON'T YOU GO * 2082 01:34:52,900 --> 01:34:55,867 * I LOST MYSELF TO THE SNOW AND THEN * 2083 01:34:55,900 --> 01:34:58,867 * I FOUND MY WAY BACK HOME AGAIN * 2084 01:34:58,900 --> 01:35:02,800 * BUT I CAN ONLY STAY FOR A WHILE * 2085 01:35:02,833 --> 01:35:04,667 * HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY * 2086 01:35:11,900 --> 01:35:14,000 DO YOU MIND IF I FISH THROUGH? 2087 01:35:14,033 --> 01:35:15,267 NO ONE'S STOPPING YA. 2088 01:35:27,867 --> 01:35:29,567 IT DOESN'T WORK. 2089 01:35:29,600 --> 01:35:30,567 WHAT? 2090 01:35:30,600 --> 01:35:31,633 FISHING NAKED. 2091 01:35:34,033 --> 01:35:37,233 YOU TOLD ME IT WAS THE ONLY WAY TO CATCH BIG FISH? 2092 01:35:37,267 --> 01:35:39,633 I LIED. 2093 01:35:39,667 --> 01:35:42,800 I JUST WANTED TO SEE IF I COULD GET YOU NAKED. 2094 01:35:42,833 --> 01:35:44,233 GUESS IT WORKED. 2095 01:35:49,933 --> 01:35:52,867 ( MUSIC PLAYING ) 2096 01:36:00,767 --> 01:36:02,533 * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR * 2097 01:36:02,567 --> 01:36:05,200 * I LOST MYSELF TO THE SNOW AND THEN * 2098 01:36:05,233 --> 01:36:08,267 * I FOUND MY WAY BACK HOME AGAIN * 2099 01:36:08,300 --> 01:36:12,167 * BUT I CAN ONLY STAY FOR A WHILE * 2100 01:36:12,200 --> 01:36:14,133 * HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY * 2101 01:36:14,167 --> 01:36:16,933 * NOW THAT I'M ON MY OWN AGAIN * 2102 01:36:16,967 --> 01:36:19,800 * FINALLY I CAN BREATHE AGAIN * 2103 01:36:19,833 --> 01:36:23,733 * SO I CAN ONLY STAY FOR AWHILE * 2104 01:36:23,767 --> 01:36:25,667 * HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY * 2105 01:36:25,700 --> 01:36:28,600 * I LOST MYSELF TO THE SNOW AND THEN * 2106 01:36:28,633 --> 01:36:31,700 * I FOUND MY WAY BACK HOME AGAIN * 2107 01:36:31,733 --> 01:36:34,633 ( MUSIC PLAYING ) 134582