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They're coming to
get you, Barbara.
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Tie you up and feed
you to those things.
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It's 8 o'clock and
it's still moving.
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Hey, come on, Barb, church
was this morning, huh?
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Wow.
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Rock and roll.
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I'm in the movie.
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It works.
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There it is. The
crate from the movie.
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And this... this is the monster.
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I can hear him.
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Not yet, you're not ready.
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- You gotta wait 'til your scene.
- I'll be damned.
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- I can hear it. It's so real.
- This is cra...
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Can I be of any assistance?
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You're Christopher Lee.
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Oh my God, you're
Christopher Lee.
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You're Dracula.
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Not just Dracula, you're
Frankenstein, the Mummy,
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you're Saruman.
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But not in this.
Not in this movie.
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This movie, you are
Professor Alexander Saxton.
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And this... this is yours.
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It is, but I demand
an explanation.
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Okay, well, this crate is yours.
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And the monster's inside it.
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And he just killed this dude.
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I just saw it happen.
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See? Dead.
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Sorry.
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Inspector Mirov.
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What is in there, Excellency?
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Fossils.
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- Mm, yeah, fossils.
- Yeah, you wish, pal.
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I mean, yes. Yes,
it's a mystery.
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What is a fossil?
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A stone.
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There wouldn't be something
valuable in there, like gold?
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Oh, it's valuable.
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It's not gold, trust me.
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You're in for a surprise.
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Inspector Mirov, I love this.
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I wanna bring this back.
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You look like a
hipster in Brooklyn.
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Gold? It's
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a laboratory specimen.
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No value to it.
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- Captain?
- Yes, sir.
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You get your men to put
the crate on the train.
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It's... it's Christopher Lee.
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Oh God. I did it.
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It works.
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Lift it up.
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Off you go.
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You look the same.
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No offense, I actually never
noticed you in the movie,
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but I remember you.
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You look the same.
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Follow me.
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Oh my God.
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It works.
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It works.
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I'm gonna be rich.
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I'm gonna be rich.
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Oh! Oh my God.
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Renee! Renee!
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I'm out here, honey.
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It works!
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I did it, it works!
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The Immersopod, my invention.
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- It works?
- It works.
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- Show me.
- Okay, come on.
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Come on. Come on.
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- Oh, you're pulling.
- Come on.
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Honey, I'm wearing
heels, stop. By the pool.
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- Okay, okay, okay.
- Come on, come on.
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You gotta close your eyes.
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No, no, uh, okay, okay.
Close 'em, close 'em.
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- Honey.
- Okay, okay.
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I give you the Immersopod.
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The world's first VR
immersion home theater system.
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VR, virtual reality.
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Right, yes, okay.
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I read a book by a man
named William Gibson.
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I know, just listen.
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Okay, so check it out.
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So, hundreds of miniature
cameras scan the user's body and
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feed the information through
a series of hard drives,
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which can then be merged
with any preexisting data.
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It's brilliant, honey.
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- No.
- No?
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No, that's not the
brilliant part.
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You know what? Try it,
just get in. Get in.
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No, no, no, it looks cramped.
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I mean, can you even
move around in there?
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No, you can't. You can only
really move your thumb,
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but that's all you need. You
turn it on, you turn it off.
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- No, I don't think so, honey.
- I get so claustrophobic.
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But... but... see, you'll
think you're moving.
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It's like when you dream.
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If you dream you're running,
you don't really run anywhere,
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but you believe
that you're running.
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The pod works the same way.
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The scans are fed through
a neural transmitter.
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You imagine the move,
and in the VR, you move.
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That's the brilliant part.
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- Wonderful, right.
- Yeah,
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but instead of
moving in a dream,
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you're moving inside of a movie.
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Right, whatever your
favorite movie is.
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"The Godfather," "Jaws."
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If it's in the hard
drive, you can be in it.
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Which movie are you in?
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"Horror Express," of course.
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- I should have known.
- Yeah.
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It was the first movie that
my dad took me to that wasn't,
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you know, like a kids' movie.
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Uh, it just blew me away.
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It's got everything.
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Peter Cushing, Christopher
Lee, a monster.
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I fell head over
heels in love with
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the whole movie. Everything.
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See, what this really is
is an escape pod from life.
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All those people out
there, just waking up,
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desperate for a way out.
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They hate their jobs, their
home life is a prison.
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All those poor slobs drinking
beer in front of the TV,
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desperate, trapped
in a dead end...
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Dead end what?
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Huh?
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You just said, "Trapped
in a dead end."
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What?
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It's a situation, anything.
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But see now, they
won't just watch TV,
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now they can actually
crawl inside it and escape!
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You have to try it.
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I don't... I don't want to.
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I don't want to.
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How could you not want to?
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Maybe I'm not desperate
for a way out, Simon.
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Maybe I don't feel
trapped in a situation.
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Or am I?
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What?
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What was that?
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What was what?
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Um, did... did I do
something to upset you?
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Did you even hear the words
coming out of your mouth?
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Is that why you
invented that thing?
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To escape your terrible life?
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Am I really that awful?
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No.
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You're reading into this.
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No, no.
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Are you sure?
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Simon, we've been married
for barely a year.
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And you have spent every
moment working on that thing.
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We don't go anywhere,
we don't do anything.
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We live in the same house,
and I never see you.
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But it's for... it's for you.
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I mean, it's for us.
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That thing is... Renee, how...
how could you think that...
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Look at me.
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Hey, look at me, come on.
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When I asked your father
for permission to marry you,
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remember what he said?
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He said no.
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That's right, yeah,
I know, he said no.
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But I didn't let
that stop me, did I?
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I went to work on him.
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And he still said no.
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Yeah.
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And he hasn't forgiven me
for that, and he won't ever.
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I know him.
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I...
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He said that you
didn't have any money,
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so you were marrying
me for mine.
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He said that I would never
really know if you love me and
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that somewhere in the back of
my mind, I would always wonder.
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And I get it, I'm not that
pretty, I'm not that exciting,
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- but I am rich.
- Stop.
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He said, "Renee, he's going to
take your money and make you
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look like a fool."
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Do not make me look like a fool.
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Listen to me.
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I said it on our wedding day,
and I will say it again now.
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And I mean every word.
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For richer or poorer,
to love and to cherish
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'til death do us part.
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Do you mean it, honestly?
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'Til death do us part?
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Honey, 'til death do us part.
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I mean it.
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Baggage man?
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Alucca, what's the
matter with you?
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Yes, Countess?
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You have a safe for valuables?
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Yes, Countess.
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I shall make out a receipt.
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Countess.
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I can't believe I'm
finally meeting you.
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Alucca's afraid of something.
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Oh, I promise you I'm
not that frightening.
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I'm a dog lover.
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A friend of mine
was gonna buy one.
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I said, "Adopt, don't shop."
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Normally she likes Englishmen.
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All we Poles do.
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Oh, England.
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Of course, yes, where I'm from.
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Yes, cheers.
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Oh, yes, England.
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Queen Victoria, crumpets.
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Edgar Wright, The Spice Girls.
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- Shakespeare.
- Oh, I love all that stuff.
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Yes, I love England.
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I gotta say, I
prefer Poland. I do.
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I was gonna go there on vacation
once with my wi... my... my...
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You know, there's an old English
tradition that when a gentlemen
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meets a lady as beautiful as
yourself, he buys her a drink.
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May I?
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Oh, she's really afraid.
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Yeah, it's not...
I'm good with dogs.
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Dogs usually like me.
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I wonder what it is.
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Oh, the monster.
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- What?
- What?
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Maybe she'll like
the bar better.
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Get her a little water,
maybe they'll have some...
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Little bowl with water.
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I think... I bet they'll
do that, it's a nice train.
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Hmm.
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- Should we go there?
- Maybe.
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- Okay, yes, Madame.
- Oh, of course.
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Hey, how long have you been up?
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Oh, hey, sorry.
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Um, I got up just
before you did.
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Beat the alarm by one minute.
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Um, I was thinking,
since you're finished
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with your invention,
we should celebrate.
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Yeah, sure.
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We could go to Oberge,
and I'll call Raymond
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- and get our old table.
- Good, yeah, do that.
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Good, good.
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Okay, great, I'll just, um...
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Oh, boy.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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You wish to see us?
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I thought one of you
might know what happened
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to the baggage man.
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I haven't the remotest idea.
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What about you?
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Perhaps it had something to do
with what's inside that crate.
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I agree with you.
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He was trying to open it
when something happened!
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What?
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- Sorry, oop, coming through.
- Sorry. That wasn't me.
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Fortunately, he was interrupted.
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Why are you so worried
about it being opened?
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It may be my fault.
261
00:21:50,874 --> 00:21:52,528
I asked the baggage
man to take a look.
262
00:21:52,572 --> 00:21:54,791
I was curious.
263
00:21:54,835 --> 00:21:56,358
It was no concern of yours.
264
00:21:57,707 --> 00:21:59,492
Or of yours.
265
00:21:59,535 --> 00:22:01,972
Konev, see if you can
open the crate with that.
266
00:22:04,235 --> 00:22:05,367
Go ahead!
267
00:22:27,737 --> 00:22:29,826
Sorry, I just had to
say, Peter Cushing...
268
00:22:29,870 --> 00:22:31,262
- My God.
- I'm a huge fan.
269
00:22:31,306 --> 00:22:33,743
- Dr. Wells.
- The baggage man.
270
00:22:33,787 --> 00:22:35,852
- What was in there?
- Christopher Lee. This is nuts.
271
00:22:35,876 --> 00:22:37,462
- I told you a fossil.
- You guys are great.
272
00:22:37,486 --> 00:22:38,487
Okay, keep going.
273
00:22:38,531 --> 00:22:40,010
Lived two million years ago.
274
00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:52,632
You made it.
275
00:22:52,675 --> 00:22:55,678
Don't get up, please.
276
00:22:55,722 --> 00:22:56,810
Please.
277
00:22:59,639 --> 00:23:02,206
Where did you disappear to?
278
00:23:02,250 --> 00:23:04,948
Oh, earlier, yes,
I'm sorry about that.
279
00:23:04,992 --> 00:23:08,822
I was in another
part of the train.
280
00:23:17,091 --> 00:23:18,832
You know, I heard
there was a murder.
281
00:23:18,875 --> 00:23:20,355
Yes, yes, there was.
282
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:23,358
I... I fear there'll
be others too.
283
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:26,143
But... you'll be safe with me.
284
00:23:26,187 --> 00:23:28,015
I promise.
285
00:23:28,058 --> 00:23:29,886
That's funny.
286
00:23:29,930 --> 00:23:32,889
Because I feel with you,
I'm in great danger.
287
00:23:32,933 --> 00:23:34,804
With me? Nah.
288
00:23:39,679 --> 00:23:41,811
Danger of what?
289
00:23:51,081 --> 00:23:54,041
Oh my God, I've been in love
with you since I was a boy.
290
00:23:54,084 --> 00:23:55,608
You and only you.
291
00:23:55,651 --> 00:24:00,395
Uh. How is that possible?
292
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:04,747
Oh, Countess, you'll soon
learn, anything is possible.
293
00:24:35,343 --> 00:24:37,040
Oh, hey.
294
00:24:38,651 --> 00:24:40,304
Hey.
295
00:24:40,348 --> 00:24:41,871
What's going on?
296
00:24:41,915 --> 00:24:43,177
Are you sick?
297
00:24:43,220 --> 00:24:45,353
Sss... yeah.
298
00:24:45,396 --> 00:24:47,921
Yeah, you know, I think I...
I think I am getting sick.
299
00:24:47,964 --> 00:24:49,575
Of course you are.
300
00:24:49,618 --> 00:24:51,707
You've been working so hard.
301
00:24:51,751 --> 00:24:54,667
- We need to get you to bed.
- Yes.
302
00:24:55,711 --> 00:24:57,408
- Dinner.
- Mm-hmm.
303
00:24:57,452 --> 00:24:58,801
- No.
- No, no, it's fine.
304
00:24:58,845 --> 00:25:02,892
No, it's not fine. You go.
305
00:25:02,936 --> 00:25:04,067
- What?
- Yeah.
306
00:25:04,111 --> 00:25:06,461
You should go, you deserve it.
307
00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:08,768
You know what? Call
one of your friends.
308
00:25:08,811 --> 00:25:12,554
Just go. Have a
great time, really.
309
00:25:12,598 --> 00:25:15,775
Oh God, I... I'm really sick.
310
00:25:15,818 --> 00:25:17,341
This is not good.
311
00:25:23,304 --> 00:25:25,262
Okay, well, I'll see you then.
312
00:25:28,439 --> 00:25:30,572
- Hey.
- Uh, hey.
313
00:25:30,616 --> 00:25:33,532
That was Millicent
from the tennis club.
314
00:25:33,575 --> 00:25:36,012
So if you're feeling well
enough to stay home alone,
315
00:25:36,056 --> 00:25:38,232
I'm gonna go to Oberge with her.
316
00:25:38,275 --> 00:25:41,017
Oh, yeah, totally,
honey, I'll be okay.
317
00:25:41,061 --> 00:25:42,932
I just wish I could go.
318
00:25:42,976 --> 00:25:44,847
I love that place.
319
00:25:44,891 --> 00:25:45,979
Well, have fun.
320
00:25:46,022 --> 00:25:48,198
Tell her I say hi.
321
00:25:48,242 --> 00:25:50,766
- Have fun, but not too much fun.
- Okay.
322
00:25:50,810 --> 00:25:52,899
Alright, well, feel better.
323
00:25:52,942 --> 00:25:55,249
Thanks.
324
00:26:44,733 --> 00:26:47,518
- Hello?
- Hi, Dad.
325
00:26:47,562 --> 00:26:49,738
I hope I'm not disturbing you.
326
00:26:49,782 --> 00:26:52,219
I know we haven't spoken
in such a long time.
327
00:26:55,265 --> 00:26:57,572
How is your husband?
328
00:26:57,616 --> 00:26:59,052
He's... he's fine.
329
00:26:59,095 --> 00:27:01,750
He's fine, we are good.
330
00:27:01,794 --> 00:27:04,207
He's actually, um... he's working
on a new invention right now,
331
00:27:04,231 --> 00:27:05,536
believe it or not.
332
00:27:05,580 --> 00:27:07,103
Hmm.
333
00:27:07,147 --> 00:27:09,671
Who paid for it?
334
00:27:09,715 --> 00:27:12,239
Well, the money's not
really the point, Dad.
335
00:27:12,282 --> 00:27:14,720
You sure about that?
336
00:27:44,619 --> 00:27:46,447
Simon!
337
00:27:53,236 --> 00:27:54,629
Simon?
338
00:28:21,482 --> 00:28:23,963
Oh my God.
339
00:28:24,006 --> 00:28:27,967
Holy shit.
340
00:28:35,757 --> 00:28:37,541
Hello, Simon.
341
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:40,849
I didn't hear you come in.
342
00:28:40,893 --> 00:28:43,243
No, you didn't.
343
00:28:43,286 --> 00:28:46,028
I was just in the office
344
00:28:46,072 --> 00:28:49,902
finishing up some paperwork.
345
00:28:49,945 --> 00:28:51,381
Good night, Countess.
346
00:30:05,412 --> 00:30:07,980
Very curious.
347
00:30:08,023 --> 00:30:09,808
- Scalpel.
- Mm-hmm.
348
00:30:13,463 --> 00:30:15,291
- Can you keep that still?
- Mm.
349
00:30:20,035 --> 00:30:21,167
What is he doing?
350
00:30:21,210 --> 00:30:22,864
Pre pan.
351
00:30:29,131 --> 00:30:30,916
Hello.
352
00:30:30,959 --> 00:30:34,484
Count, I'm Renee Sherman.
353
00:30:34,528 --> 00:30:37,836
I have heard so much about you.
354
00:30:37,879 --> 00:30:42,362
You see, my husband is
sleeping with your wife.
355
00:30:42,405 --> 00:30:44,451
Band saw.
356
00:30:44,494 --> 00:30:45,887
Here you are, Doctor.
357
00:30:53,939 --> 00:30:55,592
It's true, ask her.
358
00:30:55,636 --> 00:30:57,290
Ask her where she
was last night.
359
00:31:01,598 --> 00:31:02,861
Tell him.
360
00:31:04,210 --> 00:31:05,733
Can you tell me how he died?
361
00:31:09,171 --> 00:31:11,565
Smooth as a baby's bottom.
362
00:31:11,608 --> 00:31:13,784
You saw this man today
and he was normal?
363
00:31:13,828 --> 00:31:16,135
Absolutely. Tell him.
364
00:31:16,178 --> 00:31:17,876
Tell him where you were.
365
00:31:19,181 --> 00:31:20,791
He will never be yours.
366
00:31:28,016 --> 00:31:30,889
What's so special
about this brain?
367
00:31:30,932 --> 00:31:36,155
Learning and memory are
engraved on the normal brain,
368
00:31:36,198 --> 00:31:38,548
leaving a wrinkled surface.
369
00:31:40,811 --> 00:31:45,164
This brain has been drained,
the memory has been removed.
370
00:31:45,207 --> 00:31:47,862
Like chalk erased
from a blackboard.
371
00:32:23,898 --> 00:32:25,508
He loves me!
372
00:32:25,552 --> 00:32:26,857
He loves me!
373
00:32:26,901 --> 00:32:28,120
You know what? Fuck you!
374
00:32:28,163 --> 00:32:29,904
Keep running, Countess!
375
00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:31,906
You stay away from my husband.
376
00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:33,777
You think you can
steal him? God!
377
00:32:35,127 --> 00:32:38,260
What is this fucking
movie? I hate this movie.
378
00:32:38,304 --> 00:32:40,741
No one's ever seen
"Horror Express."
379
00:32:40,784 --> 00:32:42,786
Do not make me come back
380
00:32:42,830 --> 00:32:45,006
into this goddamn movie.
381
00:33:53,988 --> 00:33:55,207
You feeling better?
382
00:33:55,250 --> 00:33:57,078
I am, yeah. I don't
know... it was weird.
383
00:33:57,122 --> 00:33:59,013
- Must have been a bug.
- I don't think it was a bug.
384
00:33:59,037 --> 00:33:59,950
I think it was a feature.
385
00:33:59,994 --> 00:34:01,996
- What?
- Hmm?
386
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:04,390
What... what's all this?
387
00:34:04,433 --> 00:34:05,715
There was a leak under the sink,
388
00:34:05,739 --> 00:34:07,697
so I'm gonna bring all
this down to the garage.
389
00:34:07,741 --> 00:34:09,351
- Huh?
- Huh?
390
00:34:09,395 --> 00:34:12,266
I made breakfast!
391
00:34:12,311 --> 00:34:15,139
- I'll just have some coffee.
- I gotta go check on the pod.
392
00:34:15,183 --> 00:34:17,185
- Okay, honey.
- Do what you gotta do.
393
00:34:17,228 --> 00:34:19,056
- Great.
- Simon?
394
00:34:19,100 --> 00:34:21,536
- Yeah?
- You said you wanted coffee.
395
00:34:23,277 --> 00:34:24,714
Unless you didn't mean it.
396
00:34:26,194 --> 00:34:30,590
Unless you said it,
but you didn't mean it.
397
00:34:30,632 --> 00:34:32,722
No. Yeah, thanks.
398
00:34:34,333 --> 00:34:36,204
I meant it.
399
00:36:03,683 --> 00:36:06,033
What is this?
400
00:36:08,775 --> 00:36:10,646
Who are you people?
401
00:36:10,690 --> 00:36:13,171
Why are we in black and white?
402
00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:24,921
Oh, I'm in the wrong movie.
403
00:36:36,629 --> 00:36:39,284
Oh, I know this one.
404
00:36:39,327 --> 00:36:41,024
- Cool.
- Help me, man!
405
00:36:41,068 --> 00:36:44,202
Yeah, I'm... sorry,
I can't help.
406
00:36:44,245 --> 00:36:46,160
You'll be fine. Well,
one of you will.
407
00:36:50,077 --> 00:36:51,557
Classic.
408
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:53,123
Really cool.
409
00:36:53,167 --> 00:36:55,648
Smell. You smell the zombies.
410
00:36:55,691 --> 00:36:57,040
That shouldn't be good.
411
00:36:57,084 --> 00:36:59,260
You guys are in a struggle
for your life, sorry.
412
00:36:59,304 --> 00:37:00,696
But amazing!
413
00:37:05,135 --> 00:37:06,920
Oh, whoa.
414
00:37:06,963 --> 00:37:09,444
Oh, oh, man, oh my God.
415
00:37:09,488 --> 00:37:11,272
Genuinely scary.
416
00:37:11,316 --> 00:37:12,578
So good.
417
00:37:16,321 --> 00:37:18,366
- This is really cool.
- I wish I could stay.
418
00:37:18,410 --> 00:37:21,413
Uh, I can't. I
don't belong here.
419
00:37:21,456 --> 00:37:22,805
But so cool.
420
00:37:22,849 --> 00:37:24,372
Alright, bye-bye.
421
00:37:28,550 --> 00:37:31,118
My thumb.
422
00:37:36,210 --> 00:37:38,430
Hold on, hold on, ah!
423
00:37:38,473 --> 00:37:39,692
I'm trapped.
424
00:37:39,735 --> 00:37:43,348
Help! Renee, push
the button! Help!
425
00:37:43,391 --> 00:37:44,890
Wait, wait, wait, I'm
in the wrong movie.
426
00:37:44,914 --> 00:37:45,872
Stop, pause, pause.
427
00:37:45,915 --> 00:37:48,788
Hey, hey, hey, hey! Help!
428
00:37:48,831 --> 00:37:51,486
Renee, push the button!
429
00:37:51,530 --> 00:37:54,489
Renee! Help!
430
00:37:54,533 --> 00:37:59,015
Renee! Renee! Wait!
431
00:38:40,492 --> 00:38:42,624
Mm.
432
00:39:10,435 --> 00:39:13,916
Airbase 51, hailing all
frequencies towards the creek.
433
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:17,093
Tarmac has been compromised,
they have taken over.
434
00:39:17,137 --> 00:39:19,269
We fall back.
435
00:39:19,313 --> 00:39:21,141
Find, bolt door seven.
436
00:39:21,184 --> 00:39:23,012
Proceed with extreme caution.
437
00:39:23,056 --> 00:39:24,405
Good luck.
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