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You want to kill Wednesday.
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We want to help you do that.
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Then sign me the fuck up.
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Godspeed.
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Do you really have
to kill this dude?
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Yes, I do.
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Take the coin
and you can't miss.
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Do you know what this song is?
It's like, "Ba-ba, ba-ba..."
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♪
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I wonder if you can help me...
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-...about something called
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Artifact Number 1.
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♪
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My grandfather had a hen.
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Always laid eggs with two yolks.
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Not one.
Not three.
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Two.
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Every other day,
there they were.
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Two perfect yolks.
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♪
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We named that hen Deuce.
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Paw-Paw won him
in a card game.
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You ate two of those eggs
in the morning,
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you could go all day
without another morsel.
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I'm grateful
for our time together,
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short as it was.
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Don't you worry yourself about me.
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I'm past the caring.
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My time on this earth is done.
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And you have work to do.
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Shadow Moon.
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He's strong.
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But I still fret about him.
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This damn icebox is
working my last nerve!
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Let me help you.
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Help is what
Shadow needs
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to steer him in
the right direction.
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He's a special
one, all right.
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Trouble is,
he knows it now.
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But that ain't
your never-mind.
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What you need to do
is find The Other.
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His soulmate.
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Convince him
he ain't no solo act.
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Yes, indeed.
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That tall order
falls to you.
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♪
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In 1918,
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the Coast Geodetic Survey,
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using a cardboard cut-out
balanced on a pin,
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determined the geographic
center of America to be
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2.6 miles north
of Lebanon, Kansas,
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on Johnny Grib's
hog farm.
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Johnny Grib didn't share
his neighbors' eagerness
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to cash in on his sudden fame,
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so they erected a monument
a half mile away.
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They also built a motel
for the tourists
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who were sure to visit
the center of America.
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Only, the tourists didn't come.
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Nobody did.
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Because we are standing
at ground zero
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of the least
sacred place in America.
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If the House on the Rock
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is a place of spiritual power,
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this, uh, is a soulless void.
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A wasteland Gods fear
and men avoid.
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The perfect spot
to conduct diplomacy
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between enemies
of the divine persuasion.
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Ah.
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Faithful to the last.
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They always stay close
to their master.
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They're with me now.
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♪
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♪
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♪
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So if this is a DMZ where
nothing violent goes down,
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why didn't Wednesday just
have his peace talks here?
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I mean, he'd be alive,
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and we wouldn't be
in dirt-road Kansas.
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The thought of being
powerless was no doubt...
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unappealing to your father.
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And neither
was he constrained
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by logic or reason.
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Thank God you're here.
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Hey.
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Oh, it was like a bad dream.
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Wednesday told
the creepy guy
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with the hat
to go fuck himself.
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We were just walking
out to the car
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when some 5-foot rage bitch
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with some ancient spear
steps out
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and straight harpoons
the old man.
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Laura?
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You know her?
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It's my ex-wife.
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When were you planning
on telling me?
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One shock at a time.
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♪
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Who the fuck are you?
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You don't recognize
the instrument of your survival?
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Mr. World?
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From time to time, I, uh,
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see the reflection
in the mirror and...
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I need change.
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Okay.
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Well, you can put
lipstick on a weasel,
but it is what it is.
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Why did you bring me
to this shitbox
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full of Gods who want me dead?
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And what about Doyle?
Can you find him?
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Your collaborator is outside
of the scope of our agreement.
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We brought you here for
your protection and safety,
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as agreed, because no god
can harm you here.
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But... you must be patient.
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We will return
Wednesday's remains
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at midnight
to his associates
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and arrange for your
safety of passage.
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Okay. Well, I'm gonna want
to weigh in on the particulars.
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No, you can't be there.
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If there was any thought
of collusion
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between you and us
from the Old Gods,
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it could ignite a war.
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Y-you don't think they're
gonna figure that out
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with me being
in your custody?
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Oh, we-we'll tell them
that we uh, tortured you,
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and when you didn't talk,
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we understood that you were
not an agent provocateur.
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We guaranteed your
safety of passage.
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And you think they're
actually gonna agree to that?
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What other choice do they have?
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You said that no one
can harm me here?
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Great.
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'Cause this room
smells like ass
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so I'm gonna go find
a fuckin' candy machine.
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Uh, one more thing.
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Shadow Moon's here,
and it's not entirely clear
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that he's under the same
prohibition as the others.
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Stay here.
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I want my fuckin' tennis ball!
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Well, you fellas have
our last two rooms.
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The last time the motel
was full was...
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-Never?
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Some government men are here
for an important meeting.
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Cletus, our dishwasher,
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thinks they might be...
...the Illuminati.
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Rented the whole east wing
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and the dining room.
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No, no, no, no. No.
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Not until midnight.
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It's our tradition.
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Out of my way.
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Hey.
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He wanted an old
Norse death ritual.
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And we wanna honor
his request, right?
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It's called respect.
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And that is something
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that he won't get
from our enemies.
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Don't you understand?
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They don't wanna honor him;
they wanna shame us.
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Well, I'm supposed to sit
vigil for him so...
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You're supposed to do what?
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It's part of our arrangement.
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Sir?
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Thanks.
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What?
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Read the sign.
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I'm sorry.
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Do you mind?
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Thank you.
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Wow.
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I believe our rooms
are this way.
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Hey. Can you believe
this idiot
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thinks that he will sit
the vaka for Votan?
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-Oh.
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Vigil for a Norse God requires
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being bound upon Yggdrasil,
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the World Tree,
as Odin once did.
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Okay.
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For 9 days and 9 nights.
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An endurance test for a God,
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a death sentence for a mortal.
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Yeah.
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♪
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Well, Wednesday said
that if I walk with him,
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greatness would be mine.
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Maybe this is what he meant.
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Uh-huh.
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♪
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♪ Floating through
the darkness ♪
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♪ Awaiting on transmission ♪
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♪ Drifting on
a mission alone ♪
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♪ Wine won't pour my dear ♪
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♪ When I get back, my dear ♪
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♪ Streaming through creation ♪
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♪ Trying to catch
your laughter ♪
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♪ Blinded by the darkness ♪
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♪ Alone and so it goes ♪
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♪ My bitter heart can't figure ♪
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♪ The distance in between ♪
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♪ Six trillion miles away dear ♪
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♪ The evenings follow me ♪
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♪ How can I explain ♪
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♪ With no voice ♪
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♪ With no chance ♪
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♪ As I'm travelling ♪
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♪ Upside down ♪
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♪ Into a world ♪
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♪ Of the unknown ♪
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Shadow.
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Shadow.
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Shadow.
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Shadow Moon.
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-Come with us.
-We need you, Shadow.
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-Come along.
-Shadow.
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♪ I am you ♪
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♪ I'll see you
on the other side ♪
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♪
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He requested extra towels.
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♪
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He could be a bastard,
but he was a good boss.
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He was a selfish dick.
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He might have believed his intentions were noble,
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but he never did anything that wasn't in his own self-interest.
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But... he did care
for you, though.
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It's not a side most people get to see.
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He cared about you too,
you know.
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Showed it by murdering my wife?
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That puta with the spear?
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She seemed pretty
goddamn alive to me.
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Yeah.
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She's the stubborn type.
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I, uh,
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and my associates
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would be remiss
if we did not acknowledge,
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with respect,
the foundations
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laid by the Old Gods.
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Get to the fuckin' point.
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What do you want from us?
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We are gathered here
in this place
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of godlessness...
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...to deliver this body
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to eternity
in accordance with...
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Norse ritual.
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In return, we just want peace.
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We do not want
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this unfortunate death
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to ignite violence or war.
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Then give us
the murderous cow
who did this.
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The malefactor,
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Laura Moon,
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is a mortal acting
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on a personal vendetta
against a God!
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We know this cannot stand!
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We are in agreement!
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But we have vowed
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to abide by Norse custom
wherein,
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if my memory serves me correctly,
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it is the duty of the son...
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to avenge the father's death.
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It is true.
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If ancient protocols
are to be observed,
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it is you who would have
to avenge Wednesday's murder.
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Yeah, he means you have to bash her head in
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until brain dribble
through her eyes.
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All right.
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Give her to me.
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Where is the cow?
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♪
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-Oh shit.
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-Where is the cow?
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Where the hell is she?
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Where the hell is she, huh?
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Three lifetimes;
I'm still trusting
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the wrong fucking people.
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00:21:33,683 --> 00:21:35,859
This motherfucker
is just as guilty as I am.
274
00:21:36,556 --> 00:21:37,992
He recruited me in order
to kill Wednesday
275
00:21:38,122 --> 00:21:38,993
without starting a war.
276
00:21:40,734 --> 00:21:44,085
Well, what else would you
expect her to say?
277
00:21:44,215 --> 00:21:46,305
Fuck off.
How could I get the spear
278
00:21:46,435 --> 00:21:48,611
from Sweeney's hoard
without a God's help?
279
00:21:48,742 --> 00:21:50,657
How could I possibly know
the exact time and place
280
00:21:50,787 --> 00:21:52,398
to find Wednesday
if he didn't tell me?
281
00:21:53,224 --> 00:21:54,530
-She's telling the truth.
-Yeah.
282
00:21:54,661 --> 00:21:56,358
You talk of peace?
283
00:21:56,445 --> 00:21:58,055
Respect?
284
00:21:58,186 --> 00:22:00,797
While you hide behind
a mortal female, huh?
285
00:22:00,884 --> 00:22:02,451
You mudák.
286
00:22:06,586 --> 00:22:07,717
Remember where we are.
287
00:22:13,984 --> 00:22:15,203
I'll take care of this.
288
00:22:17,597 --> 00:22:18,989
Let us bury our dead,
289
00:22:19,599 --> 00:22:22,166
mourn our losses,
and discuss our options.
290
00:22:22,819 --> 00:22:23,733
Aye.
291
00:22:24,299 --> 00:22:25,256
Aye.
292
00:22:26,388 --> 00:22:27,911
Believe what you will.
293
00:22:27,998 --> 00:22:31,393
But peace is to the benefit
294
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:33,917
of your side, not ours.
295
00:22:34,048 --> 00:22:35,484
Think about it.
296
00:22:36,224 --> 00:22:39,096
By the time that you would
gather your armies,
297
00:22:39,227 --> 00:22:42,926
SHARD will be in completion,
298
00:22:43,013 --> 00:22:47,017
and the Old Gods
will be de-indexed,
299
00:22:47,844 --> 00:22:49,280
erased,
300
00:22:50,194 --> 00:22:52,066
and forgotten.
301
00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:01,554
♪
302
00:23:05,862 --> 00:23:08,822
Once we deliver Wednesday's
remains to the Tree,
303
00:23:08,952 --> 00:23:11,215
I strongly suggest
you move past this.
304
00:23:11,651 --> 00:23:13,000
Get on with your life.
305
00:23:13,348 --> 00:23:15,045
And do not look back.
306
00:23:15,698 --> 00:23:16,960
Noted.
307
00:23:17,265 --> 00:23:18,701
Hey, listen.
308
00:23:19,093 --> 00:23:21,182
Since we can't do it here,
309
00:23:21,835 --> 00:23:24,620
there's a field
just in the back,
across the street.
310
00:23:24,751 --> 00:23:26,666
It's a good place to die.
311
00:23:27,362 --> 00:23:29,451
Now, hit straight
on the forehead
312
00:23:29,582 --> 00:23:31,410
for a quick and clean.
313
00:23:31,540 --> 00:23:34,195
If you hit the neck,
it will be slow and painful.
314
00:23:34,848 --> 00:23:36,632
I recommend the neck.
315
00:23:36,937 --> 00:23:38,417
I'll wait in the car.
316
00:23:41,245 --> 00:23:42,986
The fuckin' smell on that guy.
317
00:23:43,334 --> 00:23:44,858
Bad tuna on a smoke break.
318
00:23:46,642 --> 00:23:47,861
Listen.
319
00:23:48,383 --> 00:23:50,429
I didn't do this for
purely selfish reasons.
320
00:23:50,516 --> 00:23:52,343
Oh, bullshit.
321
00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:53,780
Okay, fine.
322
00:23:53,910 --> 00:23:57,044
But, Shadow, you're free now.
323
00:23:57,174 --> 00:24:00,047
No more of his
compacts or schemes
324
00:24:00,177 --> 00:24:02,615
or war-fuckin' murder.
325
00:24:02,702 --> 00:24:04,617
Okay, you can go after
326
00:24:04,747 --> 00:24:06,140
a white picket fence,
327
00:24:06,270 --> 00:24:08,316
wifey giving you
a couple kids
328
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,144
instead of blowing
your friends.
329
00:24:10,274 --> 00:24:11,232
I...
330
00:24:12,886 --> 00:24:14,931
Don't you fuckin' dare
331
00:24:15,018 --> 00:24:17,499
tell me that you killed him
to make my life better.
332
00:24:18,369 --> 00:24:20,197
You have no idea who I am,
what I want.
333
00:24:20,328 --> 00:24:22,461
I know that you
don't owe him shit.
334
00:24:23,026 --> 00:24:24,550
What did he ever do for you
335
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:25,855
except make your life
fuckin' miserable?
336
00:24:29,598 --> 00:24:30,730
He gave me a purpose.
337
00:24:32,688 --> 00:24:34,560
To be a better leader
than he ever could've been.
338
00:24:35,125 --> 00:24:37,040
-A leader?
-Mm-hmm.
339
00:24:38,346 --> 00:24:39,303
Of what?
340
00:24:39,913 --> 00:24:40,827
Change.
341
00:24:42,176 --> 00:24:43,394
Before humanity
goes down the tubes.
342
00:24:44,439 --> 00:24:45,396
Okay.
343
00:24:45,962 --> 00:24:46,876
So...
344
00:24:49,226 --> 00:24:50,750
Are you saying
that you're a God now?
345
00:24:54,144 --> 00:24:55,494
I'm sayin' I have a destiny.
346
00:24:57,626 --> 00:24:59,323
And I need to follow it
wherever it takes me.
347
00:24:59,889 --> 00:25:01,064
Cool.
348
00:25:01,761 --> 00:25:03,327
Cool, so you've lost
your fuckin' mind.
349
00:25:03,458 --> 00:25:04,764
Right.
350
00:25:04,894 --> 00:25:07,157
Just kill me now because
you finally have a chance
351
00:25:07,288 --> 00:25:08,594
to unfuck your life,
and what do you do?
352
00:25:08,724 --> 00:25:10,073
You drink
Wednesday's Kool-Aid?
353
00:25:10,204 --> 00:25:11,292
He says, "All aboard,"
354
00:25:11,422 --> 00:25:13,163
you jump on the
fuckin' crazy train?
355
00:25:13,729 --> 00:25:15,470
Just put me out of my misery
so I don't have to watch.
356
00:25:15,601 --> 00:25:16,645
Fine.
357
00:25:16,776 --> 00:25:18,255
Hey, where are you going?
358
00:25:18,386 --> 00:25:19,822
What, y-you don't believe
359
00:25:19,953 --> 00:25:21,432
I'm capable of doing
great things,
360
00:25:21,563 --> 00:25:22,999
so, you know what?
This- here's your life.
361
00:25:23,130 --> 00:25:25,001
Okay? Miserable, lonely.
362
00:25:25,132 --> 00:25:26,307
Enjoy.
363
00:25:26,873 --> 00:25:28,396
You didn't corner
the fuckin' market
364
00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:30,006
on destiny, you know?
365
00:25:30,137 --> 00:25:31,225
I have been through
nine gates of hell
366
00:25:31,355 --> 00:25:32,487
since I saw you last.
367
00:25:32,574 --> 00:25:33,749
And I have gained
a little insight too.
368
00:25:34,837 --> 00:25:35,925
Good luck with that.
369
00:25:48,111 --> 00:25:49,635
Congratulations!
370
00:25:50,505 --> 00:25:52,463
You're officially on the way
to becoming your old man!
371
00:25:54,944 --> 00:25:56,772
-Let's go.
-What, you're leaving her?
372
00:25:56,903 --> 00:25:58,948
You're not gonna finish the job?
373
00:25:59,079 --> 00:26:01,124
I am Wednesday's
last living son,
374
00:26:01,255 --> 00:26:02,691
so what happens
to his assassin
375
00:26:02,822 --> 00:26:03,997
is my prerogative.
376
00:26:04,127 --> 00:26:05,564
Yeah?
377
00:26:05,651 --> 00:26:07,914
Well, he can see you right now
378
00:26:08,001 --> 00:26:10,046
and your disrespect.
379
00:26:10,177 --> 00:26:11,352
Shame on you.
380
00:26:13,789 --> 00:26:15,574
I'm sitting vigil for
the old motherfucker.
381
00:26:16,618 --> 00:26:17,532
Let's go.
382
00:26:34,201 --> 00:26:35,506
♪
383
00:27:15,677 --> 00:27:17,157
♪
384
00:27:17,244 --> 00:27:18,549
This fuckin' place.
385
00:29:31,291 --> 00:29:33,206
♪
386
00:29:40,343 --> 00:29:42,215
♪
387
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:45,044
Thank Gods I found you.
388
00:29:46,436 --> 00:29:48,743
♪ Carry me home ♪
389
00:29:48,917 --> 00:29:51,920
♪ When the light
in my eyes does fade ♪
390
00:29:53,922 --> 00:29:56,359
♪ Carry me home ♪
391
00:29:56,446 --> 00:29:59,667
♪ When the shadow
comes to take me away♪
392
00:30:01,277 --> 00:30:03,410
♪ Lay down my bones ♪
393
00:30:03,497 --> 00:30:07,327
♪ Knowing I'll be
in a better place ♪
394
00:30:07,980 --> 00:30:11,287
♪ Release my soul ♪
395
00:30:11,461 --> 00:30:13,550
♪ Carry me home ♪
396
00:30:16,510 --> 00:30:18,817
♪ Oh yeah yeah ♪
397
00:30:19,905 --> 00:30:22,646
♪ Oh yeah yeah ♪
398
00:30:23,865 --> 00:30:26,346
♪ Oh yeah yeah ♪
399
00:30:27,521 --> 00:30:29,828
♪ Oh yeah yeah ♪
400
00:30:31,046 --> 00:30:33,309
♪ Oh yeah yeah ♪
401
00:30:34,658 --> 00:30:37,052
♪ Oh yeah yeah ♪
402
00:30:37,226 --> 00:30:39,794
♪ Carry me home ♪
403
00:30:39,968 --> 00:30:42,753
♪ When the light
in my eyes does fade ♪
404
00:30:44,668 --> 00:30:46,888
♪ Carry me home ♪
405
00:30:47,062 --> 00:30:50,370
♪ When the shadow
comes to take me away ♪
406
00:30:51,675 --> 00:30:54,330
♪ Lay down my bones ♪
407
00:30:54,417 --> 00:30:57,943
♪ Knowing I'll be
in a better place ♪
408
00:30:59,248 --> 00:31:02,425
♪ Release my soul ♪
409
00:31:04,775 --> 00:31:09,128
♪ Carry me ♪
410
00:31:11,478 --> 00:31:15,874
♪ Home ♪
411
00:31:17,701 --> 00:31:19,138
Who the fuck's this?
412
00:31:20,139 --> 00:31:21,444
The Norns.
413
00:31:22,271 --> 00:31:25,100
They tend to the World Tree
and Urd's Well,
414
00:31:25,187 --> 00:31:27,537
whose water nourishes said tree.
415
00:31:28,799 --> 00:31:30,062
We've been waiting for you,
416
00:31:30,192 --> 00:31:32,673
Shadow Moon, son of Odin.
417
00:31:39,071 --> 00:31:40,899
We must prepare.
418
00:31:41,029 --> 00:31:42,988
Please tell me there's
not a gimp involved.
419
00:31:43,075 --> 00:31:45,860
I don't want
to stipulate to that.
420
00:31:45,991 --> 00:31:47,296
This is my first vigil.
421
00:31:56,523 --> 00:31:58,742
♪
422
00:32:00,527 --> 00:32:02,268
If you're not man enough
423
00:32:02,398 --> 00:32:04,705
to execute
your father's murderer,
424
00:32:04,835 --> 00:32:07,186
you don't deserve
to sit at his vaka.
425
00:32:07,273 --> 00:32:09,014
Wasn't your call.
426
00:32:09,144 --> 00:32:12,234
Well, you better hope to die
because if you don't,
427
00:32:12,756 --> 00:32:14,454
I'll take care of it.
428
00:32:33,299 --> 00:32:35,997
The water of time
will wash away your past
429
00:32:36,084 --> 00:32:37,651
and prepare you
for your future.
430
00:32:39,087 --> 00:32:40,697
♪
431
00:33:40,888 --> 00:33:42,194
You know about
this stuff, right?
432
00:33:44,587 --> 00:33:45,980
Am I making
the right decision?
433
00:33:47,764 --> 00:33:49,331
Have you changed
your mind?
434
00:33:55,468 --> 00:33:56,556
No.
435
00:33:56,730 --> 00:33:58,862
♪
436
00:34:05,739 --> 00:34:07,306
♪
437
00:34:39,425 --> 00:34:42,384
Are you trying to consume raw data?
438
00:34:45,474 --> 00:34:48,260
That is so messed up.
439
00:34:52,046 --> 00:34:53,352
What's in the sub-basement?
440
00:34:54,396 --> 00:34:55,702
Artifact 1?
441
00:34:56,703 --> 00:34:59,097
There is no sub-basement
in this building.
442
00:35:00,707 --> 00:35:02,752
I just wanna help you.
443
00:35:04,189 --> 00:35:05,103
Hmm...
444
00:35:06,626 --> 00:35:09,063
I know that you are lying.
445
00:35:09,629 --> 00:35:10,760
Yeah.
446
00:35:20,596 --> 00:35:23,947
You think if I could hack
my way out of that thing,
447
00:35:24,078 --> 00:35:26,036
I wouldn't know
how to reprogram it?
448
00:35:37,091 --> 00:35:40,747
Well, I've done my part
for your vaka, Votan.
449
00:35:40,834 --> 00:35:44,533
It's not the burial you deserve,
but it is something.
450
00:35:49,277 --> 00:35:52,324
You, you could have
just walked away,
451
00:35:52,454 --> 00:35:55,892
but you choose the suffering
of a fool's death.
452
00:35:56,023 --> 00:35:57,024
Huh?
453
00:36:01,942 --> 00:36:03,900
You understand
there is no turning back
454
00:36:03,987 --> 00:36:05,119
once you're on the tree.
455
00:36:07,426 --> 00:36:08,731
I get the rules, Ibis.
456
00:36:13,649 --> 00:36:15,085
Hey.
457
00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:17,827
What does it matter
if you break your promise
458
00:36:17,958 --> 00:36:19,089
to the old man, huh?
459
00:36:19,481 --> 00:36:20,656
He's dead.
460
00:36:21,048 --> 00:36:22,615
I don't really have a choice.
461
00:36:23,572 --> 00:36:25,661
I-I survive this,
I become something more.
462
00:36:28,534 --> 00:36:32,059
Or I stay and Czernobog
hammers me in the face.
463
00:36:33,060 --> 00:36:34,931
Or we find a way out.
464
00:36:35,845 --> 00:36:40,110
We can do like, a...
a number 38 or 41 or 50.
465
00:36:41,329 --> 00:36:42,417
I don't know. Just...
466
00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:46,595
Just don't get on
the tree, fuck's sake.
467
00:36:47,683 --> 00:36:49,032
You have nothing to prove.
468
00:36:51,252 --> 00:36:52,427
I'll see you in nine days.
469
00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:49,615
Don't fight it.
470
00:37:49,963 --> 00:37:51,269
It makes the pain worse.
471
00:38:10,157 --> 00:38:12,594
♪
472
00:39:09,825 --> 00:39:13,916
All this... for a fucking rock?
473
00:39:36,983 --> 00:39:38,376
Is it everything
you hoped it would be?
474
00:39:39,115 --> 00:39:40,029
Yeah.
475
00:39:40,552 --> 00:39:41,553
You!
476
00:39:42,336 --> 00:39:43,598
Yeah.
477
00:39:44,033 --> 00:39:45,687
What the fuck is this thing?
478
00:39:45,861 --> 00:39:46,819
♪
479
00:39:46,906 --> 00:39:48,298
That's your totem.
480
00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:53,913
You have no idea how vital
you are to everything.
481
00:39:54,957 --> 00:39:59,222
You are perhaps the most
powerful of us all.
482
00:39:59,353 --> 00:40:01,399
The embodiment
483
00:40:01,529 --> 00:40:05,794
of human innovation,
484
00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:08,797
which makes you the bridge
485
00:40:09,319 --> 00:40:13,019
from the Old Gods
to the New.
486
00:40:14,977 --> 00:40:17,110
Why don't I know
any of that?
487
00:40:19,068 --> 00:40:22,550
Every time there's an evolution
in human technology,
488
00:40:22,681 --> 00:40:24,857
you evolve along with it,
489
00:40:24,987 --> 00:40:28,077
and forget who you really are.
490
00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:31,951
Being that you never have
your mnemonic of your totem,
491
00:40:32,299 --> 00:40:34,954
you forget your origin.
492
00:40:40,263 --> 00:40:44,267
SHARD is... progress.
493
00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:48,054
There is no progress
without you.
494
00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:55,540
What the fuck?
495
00:41:01,023 --> 00:41:02,285
Who are you?
496
00:41:02,416 --> 00:41:05,245
People say this
497
00:41:05,375 --> 00:41:07,377
is the age of technology.
498
00:41:08,204 --> 00:41:09,249
They're wrong.
499
00:41:17,126 --> 00:41:19,433
This is the age of manipulation.
500
00:41:25,047 --> 00:41:28,529
Trickery is what I do best.
501
00:41:30,575 --> 00:41:32,054
Who the fuck are you?
502
00:41:37,756 --> 00:41:39,279
Who the fuck are you?
503
00:41:45,546 --> 00:41:47,026
Who the fuck are you?
504
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:48,984
♪
505
00:42:03,782 --> 00:42:05,348
Oh, come on.
506
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:09,527
It's easy.
Come on.
507
00:42:10,919 --> 00:42:12,138
There's a trick to it.
508
00:42:14,357 --> 00:42:16,316
You should do it before you die.
509
00:42:18,274 --> 00:42:19,406
You do it or you die.
510
00:42:28,676 --> 00:42:30,635
When you cannot see your way,
511
00:42:30,765 --> 00:42:32,419
the night sky will guide you.
512
00:42:41,167 --> 00:42:43,473
♪
513
00:42:55,747 --> 00:42:57,400
We've been awaiting
your arrival, Shadow.
514
00:43:01,404 --> 00:43:03,668
This the destiny
you were talkin' about?
515
00:43:23,165 --> 00:43:24,602
Take it from me, Puppy.
516
00:43:25,777 --> 00:43:26,691
You're dying.
517
00:43:35,438 --> 00:43:36,831
I can do this.
518
00:43:39,529 --> 00:43:40,661
I can do this.
519
00:43:52,064 --> 00:43:53,065
Water...
520
00:43:56,764 --> 00:43:57,635
Water.
521
00:44:27,926 --> 00:44:29,231
Okay. Enough.
522
00:44:30,711 --> 00:44:31,669
Enough.
523
00:44:41,287 --> 00:44:43,419
♪
524
00:46:46,064 --> 00:46:48,457
♪
525
00:46:55,551 --> 00:46:57,640
♪
526
00:47:14,135 --> 00:47:16,616
♪
527
00:47:19,924 --> 00:47:21,055
Cashew?
528
00:47:23,797 --> 00:47:24,798
No?
529
00:47:25,538 --> 00:47:28,106
I love 'em.
530
00:47:29,194 --> 00:47:32,066
Native to Brazil, but grow
like motherfuckers in Florida.
531
00:47:34,808 --> 00:47:36,375
He was also a liar,
532
00:47:36,505 --> 00:47:38,594
a cheat, and a con man,
533
00:47:38,681 --> 00:47:41,641
capable of deception
and great cruelty.
534
00:47:43,208 --> 00:47:45,123
You, uh, you might want
to buckle up, huh?
535
00:47:45,645 --> 00:47:47,038
Could get a little bumpy.
536
00:47:47,603 --> 00:47:49,214
And they've got these cover-your-ass
537
00:47:49,344 --> 00:47:50,650
seatbelt signs lit up
538
00:47:50,780 --> 00:47:52,260
so you can't sue 'em.
539
00:47:52,391 --> 00:47:53,740
Not that dead men
can sue anyway.
540
00:47:54,784 --> 00:47:56,221
Oh, please tell me death
541
00:47:56,351 --> 00:47:58,179
isn't being
on a plane with you.
542
00:47:58,310 --> 00:48:00,312
Well, technically,
we are somewhere in between.
543
00:48:12,541 --> 00:48:13,542
No.
544
00:48:15,153 --> 00:48:17,111
No, no, no, no.
This isn't happening.
545
00:48:17,242 --> 00:48:21,246
Something that was planned
even before you were born.
546
00:48:22,464 --> 00:48:24,727
A blood sacrifice by a son?
547
00:48:24,858 --> 00:48:27,208
Wow, that's powerful enough
548
00:48:27,339 --> 00:48:29,515
to restore me
to all my former glory.
549
00:48:29,645 --> 00:48:32,735
Odin, the All-Father.
All powerful, once again.
550
00:48:32,866 --> 00:48:35,347
551
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,697
What did Wednesday
ever do for you
552
00:48:37,827 --> 00:48:39,264
except make your life
miserable?
553
00:48:39,394 --> 00:48:41,048
Now, earning your love proved
554
00:48:41,179 --> 00:48:42,789
a little trickier
than I anticipated,
555
00:48:42,876 --> 00:48:45,792
so I appealed
to your godly ambition.
556
00:48:46,097 --> 00:48:48,664
If I'm your son,
I am a God.
557
00:48:48,795 --> 00:48:49,796
Ah.
558
00:48:49,927 --> 00:48:51,798
Jury's still out
on that, son,
559
00:48:51,929 --> 00:48:54,496
but you're definitely
a chip off the old block.
560
00:48:57,108 --> 00:48:59,240
-No, no, no.
-Hmm!
561
00:49:00,111 --> 00:49:02,069
We both crave power.
562
00:49:02,591 --> 00:49:04,245
The only difference is,
I'm not ashamed of it.
563
00:49:05,681 --> 00:49:07,031
You needed a martyr.
564
00:49:07,161 --> 00:49:08,989
Now you're getting it, huh?
565
00:49:10,556 --> 00:49:11,557
Uh-huh.
566
00:49:12,906 --> 00:49:14,212
Oh, this...
567
00:49:15,343 --> 00:49:16,779
-...is where I get off.
568
00:49:16,866 --> 00:49:18,694
♪
569
00:49:25,745 --> 00:49:27,486
-Thank you, son.
570
00:49:27,834 --> 00:49:29,662
-Wednesday!
571
00:49:33,535 --> 00:49:35,581
♪
572
00:49:43,893 --> 00:49:46,679
♪
573
00:49:47,114 --> 00:49:48,202
Father.
574
00:50:16,404 --> 00:50:17,666
Is he...
575
00:50:32,464 --> 00:50:33,378
Yes.
576
00:50:38,774 --> 00:50:40,515
-Is this the death
577
00:50:40,646 --> 00:50:42,430
of the Old Gods?
578
00:50:59,969 --> 00:51:01,406
Or something much worse.
579
00:51:13,635 --> 00:51:16,290
♪
580
00:51:16,464 --> 00:51:18,640
♪
581
00:52:11,606 --> 00:52:13,826
♪
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