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Teacher Gokushufu from class 3-Tatsu.

Episode 1

Class 3-Tatsu

3-Tatsu, an assistant homeroom teacher Teacher Miku

So, a new teacher will take over for Teacher Okada who is on maternity leave.

Student 1, Yukari

A new teacher...

Student 2, Sakai

I hope he is a funny teacher.

Student 3, Himawari

I want a teacher who can teach me well.

Student 4, Masa

I wonder what he's like.

I haven't met him yet. But I heard he is so motivated.

Is he an enthusiastic teacher?

It's like a TV drama.

I'm very excited to meet him.

Who cares?!

What?

No matter what kind of teacher he is, he is still an adult.

Masa...

I won't be fooled by such an enthusiastic teacher...

Everybody, please allow me to introduce myself.

I'm going to take over this 3-Tatsu. It must be fate.

I'll risk my life to complete this task.

Class 3-Tatsu, a homeroom teacher Tatsu

My name is Tatsu.

I'm still in training, but I'll be in charge of a home economics class.

Thank you in advance.

You're really motivated.

Is he a yakuza?

Does anybody have any questions for me?

I'm too scared to ask you anything...

May I? What did you do before having come to this school?

Good question, Yukari!

Next question!

Hey, he hasn't answered it yet.

You can ask me only about my recent events.

What are your big news these days?

Big news...

A hitman crashed into me out of the blue.

A hitman?!

Who the hell is this teacher?

Okay, that's it for questions.

I'll deepen the bond with students through my class.

I'm going to ask all of you to do YOGORE-SHIGOTO (the unpleasant work).

Yogore Shigoto=a trusted follower who performs unpleasant, wrong, or illegal tasks for a powerful person (such as a politician or criminal)

Yogore-Shigoto?

Wait, Teacher Tatsu.

Hey, stop fooling around!

Are you letting your students be an accomplice in a crime?! It's bullshit!

A plain apron and a stencil sheet?

You can draw whatever you like.

Ah, do you want us to draw whatever we like and put that on an apron?

Bingo!

Please just say so.

Making my original apron...That sounds fun.

What should I draw...

What the hell? Drawing something on an apron?

That's too ridiculous to do!

Hey, are you scared?

What?

Everybody will wear their original apron, but only you'll have to wear a plain one.

I don't care.

Masa!

Teacher Miku, let him do what he wants to do.

But...

OK, everybody, let's start!

Yes.

OK, please pass this on to everybody.

Don't be shy. Draw whatever you like.

Wow, you have a good sense.

Am I? I'm going to take a picture.

I think I did a good job.

Check this.

Why police?

None of your business...

Only you'll have to wear a plain one.

Damn it...

After drawing, you have to cut it with this knife.

Just be careful. Especially, curved lines are very difficult.

Teacher Miku?

What the hell are you doing?

What? I'm doing the same thing.

No, I'm talking about how you use a knife.

What? Am I wrong?

Well, I think it's all wrong.

Don't use a knife vertically, use it at a slight angle.

Masa. Welcome back.

Didn't you say it was too ridiculous to make the original apron?

Don't get me wrong! I came back since I didn't want you to think I was scared.

I see. You can watch us.

Teacher Tatsu, don't talk like that.

What's the point of drawing on an apron?

You just wear that when doing housework, right?

Just?

It's not painful if we can have fun while doing housework.

That's how housewives encourage themselves.

Don't mess with housewives.

Before grumbling something, why don't you put your soul into an apron?

Well, that's too much for a coward, Masa.

Damn it! OK, I'll make my apron.

You can do it if you try.

Once you cut the sheet, place it on an apron and paint it.

A sponge is easier to paint than a brush.

Finally, peel off the sheet gently.

You can make the only apron in the world.

I can't believe I made it.

It's cool.

Well, I could do better.

This is perfect, to say the least.

Hey, how do you feel?

Don't ask me.

Well, it's not bad.

You drew a nice carrot.

Hey, this is a bird.

What? No way!

This is a bird.

That's a carrot, right?

A bird!

A carrot.

A bird!

A carrot with teeth, right?

This is a bird!

Himawari, this is a bird, right?

I don't care.

That's it.

A bird!

A carrot.

Everybody, ready? Let's go to the battle field!

A battle field... to Cooking Class

Teacher Gokushufu from class 3-Tatsu.

Episode 2

Class 3-Tatsu

Sorry, is it painful?

I'm fine.

You're reckless.

It's unbelievable that you fought with senior Oshiroyama and 4 other seniors alone.

Because they tried to pick you up forcibly.

I can protect myself.

So, please promise me you won't do anything dangerous like that again.

Promise...I can't do that.

Why not?

Yukari, if you're in danger, I'll fight even though it's 100 enemies.

Masa...

I...will protect you no matter what.

Thank you.

I have something I want to give you.

Can you open this now?

Now?

Yes.

What's inside?

Like this? Am I right?

Brass knuckles?

What's going on?

Use that when you get into a fight next time.

This is a bit too much...

What? You just said you'd protect me even though it was 100 enemies, right?

Show me you're prepared to use YAPPA (a sword) or RENKON (a gun)!

Yukari, calm down...

How come a coward man like you thinks you can be my boyfriend?!

Stop dreaming and wake up already!

I say wake up already!

Wake up!

You're very brave to fall asleep during my exam.

I'm sorry.

You've fallen asleep during my class a lot lately.

Don't you sleep well?

Well...Actually, I don't.

I can't sleep at all when thinking about Yukari.

What?

And I don't know what to do.

I see, but don't worry. I'll solve that problem.

Can you?

Yes.

The quality of sleep is determined by amino acids.

And the most important one is called "Tryptophan".

Tryptophan?

Tryptophan is a source of the neurotransmitter serotonin and the hormone melatonin.

Tryptophan is rich in milk, banana, egg, and beef.

I see.

Gamma-Aminobutyric acid that is rich in cacao and tomato, or glycine that is rich in squid and scallop is also good.

I see...No! That's not what I'm talking about!

You can't sleep well, right?

That's not the point.

Well...Whenever I think of Yukari, I get all nervous and feel hot.

I see. If you want to cool down,

You should have garlic, grape, eggplant, or dragon fruit...I see...No!

What's wrong?

I'm talking about Yukari.

I love Yukari.

What the hell?! Why didn't you say so in the first place?

You should have understood what I was talking about.

I had no idea!

But she isn't interested in me.

I wonder if there's any way I can make Yukari fall in love with me?

I see. It seems like we don't have time to select the method.

Not really...

Then, how about giving her KATA-NI-HAMERU (bind her firmly)?

No way! I can't do such a horrible thing.

You scare me.

Make sure you KATA-NI-HAMERU ( squeeze into a mold) all chocolate!

Yes!

Damn it, I made a mess!

Be careful!

Teacher Gokushufu from class 3-Tatsu.

Episode 3

Class 3-Tatsu

What?

Seriously?!

Special Assignment for home economics

Subject, Free

The deadline, November 23

The home economics assignment is due today.

I totally forgot about this.

Hey, let's ask Teacher Tatsu to give us a little more time.

Good idea.

Those who don't meet a deadline will be beaten up

Beaten up?!

What kind of teacher would threaten students?!

This isn't good.

Hey, is there anything we can make quickly?

Hold on, I'll check that right now.

I don't think such a thing exists.

Wait, there's one thing.

Really?

But this is very risky. Honestly, I'm not sure if we'll be safe.

Are you ready for that?

We can't solve a problem without making some sacrifice, right?

OK. Let's get the materials.

Let's start!

What do we use waste oil for?

You're late.

Sorry.

What's this?

It's Sodium Hydroxide I bought from the science lab.

We're going to make the original soap by mixing this and that waste oil.

I see, soap!

By the way, Sodium Hydroxide is a very powerful alkaline drug, so be careful when handling them.

A very powerful drug?

Ah, yes, we have to air out the room.

Hey, wait a second! It seems to be too dangerous. I'd rather not.

Moron! It's too late to stop it!

Why are you suddenly talking like Teacher Tatsu?

Our usual character wouldn't be able to fulfill this task.

We have to behave like Teacher Tatsu and talk like Teacher Tatsu.

I understood. But if we just try to imitate the way he talks...

Oh my god, I'm starting to think I can do this.

OK, let's continue!

Let's make a soap!

Hey, do you like Neo Police Girl?

Ah, that's the limited edition figure, "Ocean Police" that I've been searching for!!

None of your business.

You love Yukari, right?

That's none of your business too!

Let's just focus on the task at hand.

First, dissolve Sodium Hydroxide in water.

Like this?

Yes. And cool that down slowly.

Hey, don't scare me!

Once Sodium Hydroxide is completely dissolved, add waste oil to it.

I'll handle it.

I'm going to add it.

OK.

Why are you so far from me?

What about it?

You're too far from me.

It's fine.

Like that?

Yes.

Hey, you're too far from me!

No.

Are you scared?

After adding waste oil, cover and shake the bottle furiously.

Harder!

Don't just use your arms, use your full body to shake it.

I'm doing! Like this?

Don't shake it horizontally, do it vertically!

Like that?

Keep shaking! Shake more!

I can't do this anymore.

If you shake it until thickened and the color turned white, it's done.

I think it's done.

By the way, why are you so tired?! I'm the one shaking the bottle furiously!

I've been shaking it for 30 minutes!

Damn you, what's that?

I had no idea it was so easy to make soap.

It wasn't easy for me!

Anyway, there really is a way to escape punishment so easily.

And nobody can find this out.

Nobody knows what we've done.

Yes.

You're pretty evil.

You too.

Now, all we have to do is to harden this liquid.

Yes. Pour the liquid into a milk carton...What?

It'll take a week to harden and a month to mature.

We're going to be beaten up by him!

Bullshit!

So, we got punishment.

Yes, we're beating up a bag, but...

Why do we have to beat up cucumbers?

According to him, beaten cucumbers soak up a lot more flavor.

I see.

Don't be convinced!

Teacher Gokushufu from class 3-Tatsu.

Episode 4

Class 3-Tatsu.

Please help me clean the classroom.

No way! That's your fault for forgetting to do your homework, right?

That's right. And Teacher Miku told you not to ask any help to us, right?

I can't do it alone!

If you guys help me clean the room, we'll chat and clean and be done in no time.

Good luck.

Hey, wait!

Are you Masa?

Who the hell are you?

I'm Ota, a cleaner. And I'm Tanaka.

We'll teach you how to clean the room properly.

Teacher Miku asked us to do that.

Teacher Miku did?

We're going to knock the lazy you into shape!

Why did you dye your hair blonde?

Teacher Miku is coming here to check at 6 pm. We have to be done by then.

Let's start with these curtains.

What?

The curtains don't need to be cleaned, right?

What the hell are you talking about? The curtains are very dirty.

So...Can you explain to him?

You don't know, do you?

OK. First, use this vacuum cleaner to suck out the dirt on the surface.

Then, take the curtains off the rails and...

Wait a second! I know the easier way.

Really?

Like "The time-saving technique".

What? Do you know the time-saving technique that we have no idea?

Show us!

Ah, excuse me.

I've done!

You just used a deodorizing spray. That's not the technique!

Just smell that.

Oh no, it smells like nice citrus or jasmine...Bullshit! No way!

OK, it was a nice reaction!

Let's use "Masa Style" for cleaning the room today!

Masa Style?

This shelf is very messy.

I can clean this in no time.

In no time?

I've done.

It's not!

You just hid the trash.

This looks very stylish, doesn't it?

What's so stylish about that strange cloth?

Could you shut up? Let's move to the next one.

What the hell are you?!

Sweep out the collected litter like this!

Hey, you, stop fooling around!

There's something fundamentally wrong with the way you clean.

Don't worry, Teacher Miku won't check the room properly.

That's not the point.

Stop it!

I'm going to do that again!

It's okay to have a day like this once in a while.

If you worked at 100% every day, you would be sick.

It's okay to spoil yourself once in a while.

I'll spoil myself.

Hey, leader!

Let's get it over with!

OK.

I'm having fun!

Is it okay?

I don't know what the right way is anymore, but I'm happy!

We've done!

We finished cleaning ahead of schedule.

We still have more than an hour before Teacher Miku comes here.

Let's be lazy!

Being lazy?

Then, an hour will fly by.

I like a flavor.

I can't stand being lazy like this!

Nothing is done yet.

Let's work together to clean the room up!

Hey!

He is totally lazy. He is the master of being lazy!

It can't be helped. We'll finish cleaning the room.

OK.

Let's being lazy.

Let me go!

Let's being lazy.

Somebody, help us!

No!

Let's being lazy.

Teacher Gokushufu from Class 3-Tatsu.

Episode 5

Class 3-Tatsu

Since Teacher Tatsu is absent today, I'll be in charge of a home economics class.

What? Does Teacher Miku teaches a home economics class?!

But you can't do the housework, can you?

That's not true. I just don't do that.

Indeed, I heard your house is a mess.

Is it true that you broke a washing machine the first time you used it?

That's not good. We usually break a washing machine after the 2nd use, right?

Be quiet.

Anyway, we're going to make a fruit-chocolate cake today.

A fruit-chocolate cake?

That sounds very tough...

Let's try!

Don't worry, we're going to support Teacher Miku.

Let's show her what we can do.

But you can't do the housework at all, right?

That's not true. I can do that.

I have nothing but a bad feeling about you.

Don't worry, Teacher Tatsu gave me a recipe.

First, we have to cut the fruit.

I'll show you how to do it.

OK.

Hey, stop!

Teacher Miku, that's not good!

Let me do that.

This is dangerous. This isn't good.

Can you?

Of course, I can.

Masa, please.

OK.

Are you cold?

I'm fine.

You're too slow!

You shouldn't hesitate. Get out.

This is chaotic...

Teacher! We'll take care of this.

Really?

Why don't you two take your time over there?

Masa, let's make the sponge cake.

OK.

This is a bit complicated.

We'll figure it out if we try.

Sounds good.

Hey! Stop it!

You need to do that gently.

How?

Damn it...

You're too slow.

I haven't started yet!

Give it to me!

I'm doing it right!

Don't worry, we can start over.

I knew we couldn't do such a difficult thing.

No matter how hard we try, what's impossible is impossible...

Hey you guys, don't be sulky.

Once we get past this process, the rest isn't so hard...Ah!

What?

There's a message from Teacher Tatsu.

A message?

Yes.

Check this.

The most important thing in cooking is to be considered of the people who will eat your food.

Don't give up with a few mistakes.

Put your heart into a cake to grab people's hearts.

I'm looking forward to seeing your efforts.

Teacher Miku.

OK.

Ta-dah!

It looks delicious!

We have to write a message to him.

Ah, how about "Thank you, Teacher Tatsu"?

Let's give Teacher Tatsu this cake that we made with all our heart?

Masa, it's a good idea. Go ahead.

May I?

Yes.

What's the Chinese letter for "Tatsu"?

Come on!

Well, watch me.

It's complicated.

How's going?

I'm doing my best.

What should I do?

No problem.

That's terrible.

Teacher Miku, please check the Chinese letter I wrote.

Sorry!

It wasn't supposed to be this way...

We messed up.

Don't feel down.

I'm sure Teacher Tatsu will understand how we feel.

Ouch! What's wrong?

Ouch! That wasn't my fault...

Teacher Miku, this looks delicious.

You scare me.

Teacher Gokushufu from class 3-Tatsu.

The final episode

Class 3-Tatsu

A bread festival In Winter?

A bread festival, Winter 2020 (feat. Neo Police Girl)

Yes, collect the stickers on the bread and enter to win a lottery for a Neo Police Girl plate.

That's right!

But isn't it too much?

We need a lot of bread to win a lottery, you know?

Let's eat together so we don't waste them.

We as a small group can't eat them all...

Let's get into it and do our best.

It's impossible!

Don't worry, since we have a love for Neo Police Girl, we'll make it.

Thank you for the meal.

Wow, crispy on the outside, fluffy on the inside.

I'm getting a little full.

What? It's too early!

You just finished one bun.

OK, let's eat!

Let's try!

Thank you for the meal.

Choose a light bread to avoid an upset stomach.

Minimize the amount of water you drink.

It's all about rhythm.

Ocean Police, please give me a power!

We'll make it! Everybody, do your best!

It's tasty, isn't it? Masa, I cheer you up.

You seem to stop eating. Fight!

Don't stop eating! It's tasty, isn't it?

It's very tasty! You can do it!

Himawari, you should eat more.

I'm eating!

I've reached my limit.

Me too. I'm stuffed!

We did our best, right?

I think so.

I can't eat anymore.

Are you sure?

Teacher Tatsu...

Are you just going to give up?

No matter what you say, we can't do that.

What have you learned in this school until today?

There's still something you can do.

Something we can do?...

Ah!

What?

Change the taste...

Bingo!

There're no rules and the possibilities are infinite.

Show me how you change the taste!

OK, let's do that!

Trying the taste change

Fry the red-bean bread with butter and press that...

"Flat red-bean bread"

It's burnt...

It looks yummy.

It's fine. It's an innocent mistake.

Curry bun, some ingredients, and Béchamel sauce.

Put cheese on it and bake in the oven for 15 minutes.

"Curry Gratin"

Hey, this isn't bread anymore but appetizing.

Spread jam on bread.

"A piece of bread with jam"

Simple is best. Good job, everybody.

Think outside the box!

Whatever you make, I'm responsible for that.

Got it.

Good job.

I can't believe we made all of them by ourselves.

I have nothing more to teach you.

What?

All of you will graduate from this school today.

What? Are you serious, Teacher Tatsu?

Teacher Miku, let's send them off with a smile.

Hey, wait!

Do we have to graduate out of season like this?

And we've only learned home economics from you so far.

What should we do from tomorrow?

Don't whine!

There're 3 hills in life.

NOBORISAKA (Uphill), KUDARISAKA (downhill), and MASAKA (=no way!).

Still, no matter how tough it is, we have to live looking towards the future.

Wait, are you satisfied?!

We hold the graduation ceremony for the class 3-Tatsu.

When I call your name, please come forward.

Yukari.

Yes.

You always smile and make people around you happy.

Yukari, you're like an LED bulb.

OK.

Please continue to shine the light into the heart of many people.

Congratulations on your graduation.

Thank you.

Sakai.

Yes.

You're sometimes a little dumb. But you have a passion for justice more than anybody.

You're under arrest!

You're like an oven.

Please keep that passion in mind.

Yes.

Congratulations on your graduation.

Himawari.

Yes.

You're the most dependable person among us.

You're disturbing the neighbors!

Stop flirting in front of me!

Himawari, you're like a steam iron.

I know that many people will continue to rely on you. Please take care of them with your warm heart.

Yes.

Congratulations on your graduation.

Masa.

Yes.

You're...a pure and honest man.

So, even though you're clumsy, everybody likes you.

You're...You're...Well...Oh well, you're like a reusable bag.

Hey, why are you so random when it comes to me?

Anyway, don't forget your strong point.

Yes.

Congratulations on your graduation.

Thank you.

And Teacher Miku.

Yes.

You have the strength to move forward and not be afraid of making mistakes

You're a cool teacher.

Teacher Miku who is reliable and always works on at full efforts is like a cyclone vacuum cleaner.

Teacher Tatsu...

Thank you, everybody.

It was a short while, but I really enjoyed this class.

Wait a second!

Wait a second.

Are you sure this is goodbye?

Masa...

I still don't know how to do housework.

That's right! You promised to teach me how to make sweets, right?

I want to learn how to sew properly.

I don't know how to iron.

Don't worry, you're just fine.

Even though the method is different, you all have the heart to make someone happy.

As long as you have that, you can learn the skills later.

From now on, after graduating from this school, you'll lead your own life.

You may have a rough time.

But eat properly, keep your place clean, get good sleep, and wear clean clothes.

If that doesn't work, I'm always here to help you.

Don't mess with housewives!

Got it. I'll try to do my best.

Me too.

Me too.

Me too.

Me too.

OK, no more tearful conversation!

Let's celebrate with your creative bread!

OK! Let's eat!

Simple is best, really.

It's damn sweet.

I've reached my limit.

Since we tried the taste change, the amount of bread is increasing.

There's something we can't do by guts alone...