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♪I can't help but feel a little happy♪

♪I can't help but feel a little nervous♪

♪The Earth is turning because of you♪

♪Without you, the Earth stops♪

♪You are the rainbow that fills up
the black and white♪

♪I was once obsessed with the legend
of the four-leaves clover♪

♪I dreamt of a white-horse carriage
and you becoming my prince♪

♪Your gaze is too seducing, please save me♪

♪I'm turning into a moth, flying towards the fire♪

♪Your smile is dancing on your lips♪

♪Am I the happiness you're looking for?♪

♪The deerlet inside me is lost♪

♪Holding your hand, let's count down to happiness♪

♪I can't help but be a little fragile♪

♪I can't help but feel a little gloomy♪

♪The sky is bright because of you♪

♪Without you, the sky is grey♪

♪You are the angel who takes away all loneliness♪

Miss Crow With Mr. Lizard

Episode 15

Boss.

I'm sorry, Boss.

I not only got drunk yesterday,

but also left early.

I went to bed right after I got home.

I only checked my Wechat

when I woke up today.

I'm used to it.

Are you sober now?

Let's go.

Yes, Boss.

In the design proposal,

we should add some

features of Chinese gardens.

This afternoon,

come visit a teacher with me.

Okay.

Just the two of us?

Yes.

We are going out of town.

We'll fly back at night.

Is there a problem?

No.

No problem.

Recently, you're not doing your job very well.

You used to

buy me breakfast

and drinks.

Now,

you just wait for me standing next to the car.

These days,

I've been thinking about

the responsibilities of my position.

Did you come up with anything?

I think

I'm just

a driver and a personal assistant.

I shouldn't interfere

with your personal business.

Moreover,

I always lose

interest in things quickly.

Jiang Xiao Ning,

what the heck are you talking about?

You just don't know

how to face

your feelings for Boss.

Young people nowadays are all like that.

They lose their passion quickly.

This is urgent.

You need to deal with it now.

Make sure it's done as soon as possible.

Leave us.

Hello, Director Xu.

Director Xu,

what brings you here?

Take a seat.

There is a small problem with money

from last time.

Accidentally,

somebody involved

got the goods on us.

He won't

say anything, right?

No, he won't.

I have seen a lot of people like him.

They only ask for money.

You just need to pay them with enough money.

So I've prepared some cash.

Get it solved with Assistant Liu,

when it's time.

Director Xu,

is it really

not going to cause any trouble?

Tang Xu,

you are the kind of person

who will accomplish big things in the future.

You need to be able to stay calm.

Don't panic

when nothing has happened yet.

Otherwise, how can I

leave my business to you in the future?

Okay.

I understand.

You're seeing someone?

Who is the lucky girl?

No... no, Director Xu.

It's just for a little sister.

Little sister?

It's a good thing.

Why are you nervous?

I'm happy for you.

But remember,

bring her around.

I'll help you find out whether she's a good girl.

See you.

Director Xu.

Take care, Director Xu.

Brother Xu.

Why did you come visit me at noon?

I'm going on a business trip in a few days.

I may be gone for

about twenty days.

I'm a little worried about you,

so I came by to check on you.

Oh, right.

How's work going for you these days?

Is everything going well?

No, it's not.

I've caused a lot of trouble

and always made my boss angry.

I see.

It's alright.

My company's door is

always open for you.

You're welcome anytime.

It's okay.

I'm just venting.

I really like

my company.

Look at you.

Asking you to work at my company

feels like I'm kidnapping you.

You already helped me so much.

I don't want to cause you more trouble.

Brother Xu.

You don't look well.

Are you working too hard?

I've got too much going on recently.

There are too many things I need to think about.

You've been like this all these years.

You don't look happy

and I can't help you.

I miss the good old days.

We were so carefree back then.

Oh right,

this is for you.

Your birthday is coming up in a few days.

I'm afraid I can't make it back in time,

so I'm giving this to you in advance.

You know

I never celebrate my birthday.

You don't celebrate your birthday.

You don't buy cakes.

You should at least have birthday presents.

Take it.

Thanks, Brother Xu.

I'm leaving soon.

You're not going to say goodbye to me?

Have a safe trip.

Jiang Xiao Ning.

Boss.

When did you come down?

I just came down

and happened to see you.

Why are you still here?

If we don't leave now, we'll miss the flight.

Miss the flight?

Brother Xu,

I need to go now.

Thanks for your present.

Domestic Departures

Security Check

Hello, Miss.

Hello.

Hello.

This is the identification card
for my mechanical heart.

Okay.

Thank you.

It's done.

Okay, thank you.

It's sour.

Wang Kai.

Where is Jiang Xiao Ning?

She's on a business trip.

A business trip to where?

She is on a business trip with Mr. Gu.

Why do I always

see you in our Design Department?

What do you mean by "your" Design Department?

This is our company.

We, the Administrative Department,

need to

understand every department's daily lives.

To better serve you.

Serve you.

Jiang Xiao Ning.

The suitcase.

What's wrong with you?

I just don't understand

why you're bringing me on a business trip?

What do you think?

I hope it's because you like me,

but...

I'm probably the most useless person

in the whole company.

Other people have important tasks

to complete.

Jiang Xiao Ning.

Is there anything wrong

with your brain recently?

The Jiang Xiao Ning I know

is always positive

and never has low self-esteem.

Not to mention being

sarcastic in front of her boss.

I'm sorry, Boss.

I have no filter.

I look down on myself.

I indulge in fantasy.

I do not engage in honest work.

This time, I'm bringing you

to visit

one of my teachers.

He is very important to me.

Didn't you say

you want to study architectural design?

I hope this visit

will be helpful to you.

Boss.

I think you have potential,

so I'm willing to help you.

Don't let me down.

Yes, Boss.

Mr. Wang is a master of

Chinese garden design.

We met

when we were working

on the same project.

We found that

we clicked in many aspects,

so we became teacher and student.

However, for me,

we're more like close friends across generations.

In other words,

this place

is full of Boss's memories?

Yes.

This place

feels familiar to me.

Really?

Really.

I think I've been here before.

Gu Chuan.

Mr. Wang.

Long time no see, Mr. Wang.

Yes, yes, yes.

I've been too busy

to come visit you.

I understand.

People always say that

we architects

have no love lives,

no friends,

and no families.

But...

This girl is...?

Hello, Mr. Wang.

I'm Mr. Gu's assistant.

I'm Jiang Xiao Ning.

Oh, an assistant.

When Gu Chuan came to visit me before,

he never brought an assistant along.

You are a big boss now.

You now have a secretary, an assistant, and what else?

Mr. Wang.

When my wife heard you were coming,

she regretted it so much.

She

had just gone to Jiuzhaigou County

with

a bunch of her friends.

When she saw the video,

she started to complain so much.

She had already

planned out what good food

she was going to make you once you're here.

Would you look at this.

You've missed each other again.

It's okay, Mr. Wang.

I'll come visit you more often in the future.

Come on, let's go inside first.

Okay.

I bought you a bunch of

delicious fruits.

Mr. Wang, I can help you wash the fruits.

Sounds good.

Mr. Wang,

you just have some rest.

I've got these.

Little girl,

you're pretty smart.

Really?

But when we were at the airport just now,

Boss said I had become dumber.

Really?

Your boss knows how to make jokes now?

He was very serious.

In the past, I was worried that

he may develop depression

or something else.

It seems like I was worried for nothing.

No way.

He scolds me every day

and seems to enjoy doing it.

I'll have a talk with him later.

Thank you, Mr. Wang.

Boss,

have some fruits.

What are you looking at?

I'm just looking around.

I always do this every time I'm here.

This is me as a kid.

Me and my dad.

You're saying

this is your father?

Is this really you?

Yes.

You know my dad?

Jiang Guang Da?

You, you're Guang Da's daughter?

He was my student.

When he first came to the university,

I thought he had great potential.

I really liked him.

I invited him to come to my place

for meals quite often.

This picture was taken

when he came to visit

after he had graduated.

It's the only picture I have of us together.

Who would know...

I'm sorry, kid.

I brought up your sad memories.

It's okay, Mr. Wang.

It's been many years.

I won't be sad anymore.

On the contrary,

I'm very happy

to have met you today.

Mr. Wang.

When my dad was young,

was he handsome?

Yes.

A lot of girls were chasing after him.

But my mom got him at the end.

Mr. Wang.

Is this

Boss when he was young?

Yes.

Boss.

Should I call you

Shi Shu?
[Shi means teacher, Shu means uncle]

Shi Shu?

I have something to show you.

Shi Shu.

This is the work notebook that

I've been using for years.

There are a lot of design drawings in it.

Many of them

were completed with

your dad, Guang Da.

Since you are Guang Da's daughter,

I should

give this to you.

Maybe it'll come in handy

for work in the future.

Mr. Wang.

This gift is too precious.

I can't take it.

You're Guang Da's daughter.

It should be yours.

I hope you will work hard

to become an outstanding architectural designer.

One that's better than Gu Chuan.

No, no, no.

Mr. Wang.

You're too biased.

I haven't even seen this notebook.

You're already a big boss.

You don't need it.

I do.

Thank you, Mr. Wang.

I will work hard.

I don't dare to be compared to Boss,

but I will be as excellent

as my dad.

Of course, you will.

Come on.

Have some fruits.

Okay.

Help yourself.

Pear?

Apple?

Both are fine.

I have some good tea too.

It's where it always has been. You know the place.

Ah, I see.

I'll go look for it.

In a bit,

ask Gu Chuan

to take you out for a walk.

The view here is gorgeous.

Mr. Wang.

Which is my dad's handwriting?

Look here...

I just don't understand

why would Mr. Wang give the notebook

to you.

I can't help it. I'm a good person.

Boss, I'm in a good mood today.

What do you want to eat? My treat.

Well, I'm not in a good mood.

If you want to buy me something,

buy me ice cream.

But you never eat

things that are too sweet.

None of your business.

Boss.

Yours.

Boss,

maybe

I've been here too.

Doesn't it say

in the movies that

"all encounters

are reunions after a long time."

Think about it.

We've both been to Mr. Wang's house,

both walked this stone road,

both taken photos

in the same room.

Now you've become my boss

and we're having ice cream together.

Suddenly, I feel like the ice cream

has become special too.

Boss, what's in your mind?

Nothing.

Why did you

buy this flavor?

This is the newest flavor.

Do you want to try it?

I mean...

this is the newest flavor.

Do you want to

smell it?

Nothing more.

Not bad.

Was that an indirect kiss?

This is so awkward.

What should I do?

Should I bring up some other topic?

What to chat about?

Boss.

You look pretty handsome

in that photo of yours when you were young.

Only when I was young?

No.

I mean.

When you were young,

there must be a lot of people who liked you.

Someone who fits you

must be talented and beautiful.

Born with natural beauty.

Jiang Xiao Ning,

what are you saying?

Chen Wen Wen

is my ex-girlfriend.

Why are you suddenly talking about this?

I've never asked.

Also,

I don't really care about that.

You don't care?

Fine.

I won't talk about it then.

But,

it's fine if you want to talk about it.

It's raining

and we can't leave anyway.

Chen Wen Wen and I

started dating after graduating high school.

After that,

I went to study abroad.

We had been managing a long-distance relationship

in two different countries.

During the summer break of my first year
in university,

I came back to China.

However, something happened

and we broke up.

After that,

we've never contacted each other.

It never occurred to me that

you would bring her to the office.

Yes.

It's my fault.

It's all my fault.

I'm a crow

who always brings misfortune.

But it's fine.

I consider it

has come to a full stop.

A full stop?

Isn't it a comma?

Or an ellipsis?

I mean

who would be willing to have a full stop

with someone like you who shines this brightly.

Jiang Xiao Ning.

I just realized that

your flattering skills are really

much better than any other people.

I won't decline

this honor.

Boss.

There's a cat.

Hold this for me.

Come on.

It's so cute.

Baby.

Boss.

It's so cute.

Do you want to pet it?

No.

I don't like animals that shed.

Trust me, pet it.

You'll fall in love with it.

Just pet it once.

Come on.

How do you feel?

Isn't its hair so silky?

What does it mean when

it looks at me in this way?

It likes you.

It knows that following the right owner

will allow it to eat well.

It doesn't have an owner.

It looks like it's

a stray cat.

Boss.

Why don't we take it back

and adopt it?

Adopt it?

Boss.

Look at you.

You're handsome, talented,

and kind.

Moreover,

your apartment is spacious.

If I bring it back,

I won't have time to take care of it

since my grandma and aunt are not in good health.

Boss.

Well.

Let me think about it.

Okay.

If you're thinking about it,

I need to make it clear.

If you adopt it,

you can't abandon it.

You should feed it good food,

bathe it,

be responsible for it.

Otherwise, you shouldn't adopt it.

If it knows how good

it feels to be taken care of by an owner,

it won't be able to revert back
to its current lifestyle.

Temporarily.

It can stay at my place temporarily.

Then can I go visit it frequently

at your place?

Of course you need to come visit.

Otherwise, am I supposed to raise it by myself?

Great.

Thank you, Boss.

Should we give it

a name?

Look,

your last name is Gu and my last name is Jiang.

Gu Gu?

Jiang Jiang?

These names don't work.

We can call it Ice Cream.

We ran into it

while we were having ice cream.

Why don't we call it Ice Cream?

Okay.

From now on,

your name will be Ice Cream.

Ice Cream, Ice Cream.

Boss.

Give it some ice cream.

See if it'll have any.

Feed it.

Come on.

Come on.

Do you want to have any?

How about this one?

You can choose.

You should behave, understand?

Adapting to

the environment is basic.

Don't think I can't hold you accountable

even though you look cute.

If you want to stay at my place,

you must have a bath.

Come here.

I asked you to come here.

You're smart.

You know this is the bathroom.

Come, come, come.

From now on,

here is where

you take baths.

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Ice Cream is so cute.

I feel happy when I see you.

But what makes me happier

is being able to

visit you at Boss' place often.

Miss Crow and Mr. Lizard.

Miss Crow and Mr. Lizard.

Boss.

Suddenly behaving so well.

I hope you won't lose your passion too fast.

Thank you, Boss.

I'll try to keep it up.

If there's nothing else,

I'll go back to

keep reading Mr. Wang's notes.

Okay.

When you're done with it, let me take a look at it too.

Boss,

I really do want to let you have a look at it.

However,

this is Mr. Wang's private belongings.

It's not good to pass it around.

I noticed that

after we came back from the business trip,

you've become more and more bold.

Mr. Gu.

Xiao Ning is here too.

I was just looking for you.

This is a critical period for the art gallery.

I'm needed at the site quite frequently.

I'm afraid I won't have time for

Chen Wen Wen's exhibition.

Why don't you let Cheng Dong take charge of it?

Cheng Dong has his own projects

to complete.

I'm not quitting.

I'm just asking for

an assistant.

Who do you think is suitable for the job?

After careful consideration,

I can only borrow your assistant.

I think this is a great

learning opportunity.

I'm afraid I'm not capable of

taking on this role.

You can practice your skills.

Okay.

Thank you, Boss,

for giving me this opportunity.

Sister Man Lin.

Should I contact

Sister Wen Wen for anything?

Take it easy.

I'll let you know in advance.

Jing Xiao Ning.

You've got this.

Mine is good too.

Really?

I'm going to try some.

Why did that just feel like

a martial arts film?

I think

something big is about to happen
in the martial arts world.

A reign of terror is inevitable.

No matter what happens,

no matter how many years have passed,

no matter who the leader is,

I only follow my own path.

This hero, would you mind me asking you

what path?

The path in your heart.

You can't walk the path in my heart.

To you, there will always be road traffic control.

Why?

Look,

you're Empress Dowager.

I'm Commander Ju.

Even our snacks

look like a couple.

We were born for

each other.

We'll talk once you've become extremely rich.

Can you not act like this?

What did I do?

Why are you discouraging me?

Is Gu Chuan in his office?

Yes, yes, yes.

Jia Jia, Jia Jia, Jia Jia.

Jia Jia, don't think about it.

All the girls in this building

want to marry him.

There are too many wolves and too little meat.

Nothing is impossible.

Why leave me hanging?

My Chuan.

Who bought this for you?

It doesn't look delicious at all.

I bought you

fresh-from-the-oven cakes

and it's your favorite flavor,

vanilla.

When did I start liking

vanilla?

You don't?

It's not important.

These are fresh from the oven,

way more delicious than this,

which clearly looks stale.

Do you have a favor to ask me?

Hey,

do I need a reason to come

visit my Chuan?

Me buying cake for you.

Isn't it normal?

Of course,

there is a small favor I'd like to ask.

Get to the point.

I want to borrow someone from you.

Borrow a person?

What's with today?

Why is everyone asking to borrow people from me
this morning?

Other people asked to borrow people from you too?

But the person I'm asking to borrow

shouldn't be

very important to you.

Who is it?

How are we supposed to work?

Meng Jia.

Mr. Xu, why are you here?

I thought I just saw a ghost.

Well.

Be my girlfriend.

Be your girlfriend?

Come with me.

Get on with your work.

Do your work. Nothing is happening here.

Today...

Brother Kai.

Brother Kai. What's the matter?

Brother Kai.

Mr... Mr. Cheng.

Brother Kai.

Brother Kai.

Mr. Xu.

I'm not

ready for this.

This is too sudden.

Calm down.

I'll explain everything to you.

Don't touch me.

What...

Give me three seconds to calm down first.

I can do this.

Mr. Xu.

Although I'm not fully

prepared,

go ahead and say it.

Look.

Can I...

You can.

Can you...

I can.

Wait until I finish my sentence.

Can I

ask you

to pretend to be my girlfriend?

Pretend?

It's fake?

It's fake.

I know it's not good

to ask anyone to do this.

At least you are

the company's employee

and we've known each other for a while.

I also

believe that you can play the role well.

Right?

I can make

our fake relationship look real.

Let's start with

the first ploy of the play.

We'll start with

how the role and the actor should...

Okay, okay, okay.

We can talk about it next time.

So...

you're in?

I am.

Great.

Do you need me to

prepare any costumes

or props?

No.

I have everything.

You do?

I do!

I'll ask Gu Chuan

to assign you less work later.

Thank you

in advance.

No problem.

I'm more than willing to do so.

I won't waste too much of your time.

I need about

two episodes.

Two episodes?

I can

do more.

We can discuss this later.

You need to go out with me

this afternoon.

I've got you on leave.

Go get ready.

I'll wait for you downstairs.

No problem.

Fake.

I forgot to talk about the pay.

Not important.

Not important, not important.

Brother Kai.

What's wrong with you?

You've been

lost in thought for a while.

Get up. It's my seat.

What's actually going on?

Someone's life is at risk.

Mr. Xu asked me

to pretend to be his girlfriend.

I finally have a chance to get into acting.

Really?

Really.

So it's actually fake?

It's fake.

Yes!

Yes!

I knew Mr. Xu couldn't be

this blind.

No, no, no.

A slip of the tongue.

He has sharp eyes.

Great taste.

You're good now?

I'm good, I'm good.

Are you alright?

Go back to work.

It's fine, it's fine.

Everything is fine.

Go back to work.

Let me tell you.

Don't be so happy this early.

What did I say?

Everything is...

Impossible.

Impossible.

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on, come on, come on.

Eat, eat, eat.

This, this, this.

Pretending to be his girlfriend.

Sister Yan Yan has met her match.

Manger Wei.

Please sign this.

Did you review it?

Yes, there are no issues.

Wait until I have time.

Manager Wei,

are you busy right now?

Did you knock?

If you're in a rush,

go ask your boyfriend

who acted crazy after getting drunk

to sign it for you.

He's not my boyfriend.

And it was our fault

last time.

My apologies.

This is going to benefit our company.

Thank you.

Zhao Yan.

Let's go have lunch together.

I'm on a diet.

So aggressive.

If she doesn't want to go, let's go together.

Cool, let's go.

Your treat?

Do you want us to bring you some food?

Zhao Yan?

Zhao Yan?

Just leave her alone.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Yan Yan.

What a coincidence.

What a coincidence.

Were you waiting for me?

I just got here.

I was just passing by. It was a coincidence.

So you like acting?

Let me tell you about acting.

Hello.

Iced Americano, thank you.

Okay.

It tells you about the rhythms in performance.

Do you know the categories

of rhythms in performance?

Internal rhythm and external rhythm,

and the relationship between internal rhythm
and external rhythm.

Don't you think it's amazing?

Guess what internal rhythm is.

Your lipstick.

Oh?

Is it ready?

It's ready.

Your coffee.

Thank you.

That's the girl?

She doesn't seem to be better than me.

Alright.

Today's work is done.

We're done?

I haven't even started to act.

I...

I changed into a dress for this.

Mr. Xu,

let's do it again.

I'll do better.

Next time.

We'll have other opportunities.

Do we have other opportunities?

There is no next time.

Today's work is done.

Let's go.

I'll walk you back.

Mr. Xu.

Mr. Xu.

Boss.

I'll leave first.

Are you going to leave just like that?

I'll pick you up on time tomorrow.

Do you want to

go up and visit Ice Cream?

It has been having a poor appetite recently.

I don't know why.

How can it have a poor appetite?

What did you feed it?

I don't know

what I gave it.

I'll go take a look.

Ice Cream.

Ice Cream.

Come.

How come you have a poor appetite?

Having a poor appetite while gaining weight?

It looks chubbier.

Did it become chubbier?

I was busy revising design drawings.

I didn't see it eat.

You didn't see it eating

doesn't mean it didn't eat.

I see.

Its fur is so soft. Feels so nice.

It also smells good.

Of course.

I bathe it every day.

Cats can't take bath every day.

How can it come onto the couch
without being bathed?

How can it come into my bed
without being bathed?

Ice Cream.

Rooming with him

must be hard for you.

How come it's hard for it?

It's hard for me.

Okay, okay, okay.

Boss, you also worked hard.

Let me tell you.

I didn't treat your VIP

poorly.

I prepared a room

only

for it.

How nice!

I want to see it.

Let's go.

Ice Cream, you're so happy.

This is too luxurious.

Some other stuff is on the way.

These are all based on my drawings.

I also bought some small furniture

for Ice Cream.

I have a question.

Why are all its toys

pink?

Don't girls like pink?

Don't you like pink?

But Ice Cream is a boy.

You bought pink stuff when

you don't even know its sex.

Are you sure?

Isn't... isn't it...

At least they look cute.

Ice Cream.

Ice Cream.

Ice Cream.

Why are you so lazy?

Come on, come on, come on.

Hello?

Hello.

Is that Mr. Gu Chuan?

Yes.

I'm the person in charge of

the Jin An Award in the Greater China region.

Did you see

our email?

Email?

Let me take a look now.

*"Jin" means "Golden", "An" means "Shore"

Mr. Gu?

Mr. Gu, are you there?

Yes, I am.

I just finished

reading the email you sent.

Congratulations

on winning the Annual Design Award
of the Jin An Award.

Pardon me,

I have a question.

This design is from

three years ago,

so...

is it possible that you guys made a mistake?

Because that project

has only been completed this year,

it is still

on our nominees list for this year.

We have already sent out

the official notice and

the awards ceremony invitation.

You should be receiving them shortly.

I called to

congratulate you

and also

to confirm

whether you will be able to

attend the awards ceremony.

Mr. Gu,

will you be able to attend the ceremony?

Yes.

Great.

Congratulations again.

Our staff

will be in contact with you shortly

to confirm

the details of the awards ceremony with you.

I won't bother you any longer.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

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