All language subtitles for Disco Singh (2014) 900MB Punjabi DVDRip x264 E-Subs Team DDH~RG

"Disco Singh"

"Disco Singh"

Who's the idiot whose
phone is ringing ? Turn it off!

You people stick to your
mobile phones all the time.

It causes cancer !

Put it on silent mode!

Okay ! Ready !
Come into the mood ! Roll sound !

Sir, one minute. - Yes.

I wanted to ask you, sir, if...

Can I sit down ?

I mean... Sweety...

Can I touch her ?

What are you saying, Mr. Laatu ?

You can even hug her if you want.

Really 7

'7

Are you sure ?

Roll sound !
- One minute. One minute.

Sir... I know that this is a dream.
But still, it's my duty to ask.

Are you sure I can do it ?
She won't mind ?

Laatu, you're the producer...

singer and the
star of the album.

“My would she mind ?

Say it again.

Laatu, you're the producer...

singer and the
star of the album.

“My would she mind ?

Come on.

Okay ! Heady, everyone !

Get into the mood.
I'm going to take. Okay ?

Roll round ! One, two, three, four!

"You've finally com e."

"You've called me on a date."

"I got all decked up and came."

"You brought a friend along, silly."

"You should have come alone."

"Baby, don't give me excuses."

"Baby, please consider my feelings."

"Baby, don't give me excuses."

"I got admitted to the
tuitions that you are in."

"I sat on the last bench
and saved a seat for you."

"Saved a seat for you."

"I got admitted to the
tuitions that you are in."

"I sat on the last bench
and saved a seat for you."

"Listen, you studious girl.
Think of me too."

"Baby, don't give me excuses."

"Baby, please consider my feelings."

"Baby, don't give me excuses."

"You just say'hello'to
me while hug the others."

"You just say'hello'to
me while hug the others."

"You roam about with your dog,
that too a pug."

"You wear nice jewelry."

"Tell m e the truth .
Vllhere did you steal it from ?"

"You given me high hopes."

"Don't forget the promises
that you make to me."

"Baby, don't give me excuses."

"Baby, please consider my feelings."

"Baby, don't give me excuses."

You won't agree. Go ahead.

Let me see what you do now.

Come out.

Something else comes out.
Where's my phone ?

Hello.

It's your boss.

Brother, which number
are you calling from ?

Forget that.
Why did you take so long to answer ?

Actually, I was peeing.
That's why it took long.

I won't do it again.

I mean I won't take
so long to answer the phone.

Stop your nonsense.
Tell me where you are.

Brother, you had asked
me to keep an eye on Jarnel.

I swear. I'm standing outside
his gate, watering his plants.

"Who splashed the
color green on me ?"

"It killed me."

"It killed me."

Brother is so forgetful.

He assigns a job to me
and then forgets about it.

What are you looking for ?

Bring your hand forward,
brother.- Why?

Please bring your hand forward.
- What's the matter ?

Here it is. - What's this ?

Hand sanitizer. You didn't
wash your hands after peeing.

Please apply...- I don't want it.

Do you know how many
germs it contains ?

Bring your hands forward.
They'll be clean. Please.

I don't want it. I don't want it.

You shouldn't use it either.
Stop behaving like that.

We're goons and not dancers
who have to perform on stage.

But what's the problem, brother ?

If you look clean and fragrant...

it creates a good
impression on others.

Do you know that ?

We need to kill people
and not kiss them.

And no one is going to tell us,
"Brother, you look good."

"Hug mefirsi and then slap me."

Presently, you're working
with the most dangerous...

don in town, Bhupinder Singh.

Be a man. Do you understand ?

And stop talking in Hindi.

Talk in Punjabi.
It creates a good impression.

God, what are You avenging me for ?

Did I steal Your offerings
that You don't answer my prayers ?

I just had two tiny dreams.

I sang at prayer meetings
and weddings, collected money...

with great difficulty
and recorded a CD.

I thought that my CD would
be a hit and I would become a star.

I would get out of a rented
apartment and live in a bungalow.

I would roam about in cars.
I would feel good.

But only five CDs were sold, four
of which were taken by policemen...

...to give third degree
torture to criminals.

One CD was bought by
someone who values talent.

He understands music.

If I find him, I'll touch his feet.
I'll thank him.

Thank you, brother.
You purchased my CD.

My second dream was...

...to shoot at least
one video from my CD solo...

along with Sweaty.

I'll dance with her.

She'll be the heroine
and I would be the hero.

But You didn't let that
dream come true even in my dream.

Sweety slaps me even over there.

But it's enough now.

How long will I keep
convincing myself that...

when my fate is bad,
no one can do anything ?

Do some miracle, Lord.

Please send a messiah.

Look at this.

It removes stains
and doesn't melt much.

Use the soup 307. Should I eat it ?

It's sweet.

Hey, he has come?

He has come.

Stop, stop.

Open it.

Welcome.

Not h ere?

Which room is brother in ?

Come here.

He's not here.

What is it?

Sorry, sir.

We can't help it. We couldn't
find a man in such a big car.

You..

Come on.

Idiots. You're standing like fools.
Are we taking a group photo here ?

Hing the bell.

Zarnel, come out.

Brother, it's not Zarnel.
It's Jarnel.

Are you his secretary ?
"It's not Zarnel. It's Jarnel."

Open the door !

I won't. I'll never open it.

Break open the door.

Okay, then. Please move on the side.
You might get hurt.

Hey !Catch him !- Stop !

We want to talk to you !
- Ill-mannered !

You idiot!

I gave you 24 hours time,
and instead of repaying me...

you're making plans against me ?

You'll call father ?

You'll complain against me ?

Brother, please forgive me.

Brother, I'll do whatever you say.

You mean you'll do whatever I say.
- Yes, brother.

And what if you don't do it ?

Then you can do whatever
you want with me, brother.

All right. Stand up.

Put your hands up.

Now fly.

Brother, how can I fly ?
- Why ? Don't you have wings ?

Brother, I mean even a great and
powerful man like you can't do this.

Don't try to butter me up, idiot.
I don't like it.

Fly and show me!

Fly and show me!

Brother, tell me to do
something that you can also do.

I see. Now you'll compete with me.

Fine. Do one thing. Tell methe name
of my aunt who lives in Jalandhar.

Aunt?

Brother, how would
I know your aunt's name ?

But I know it.
Your lifelines are over.

Lifeline, brother.

Do you know the name of
my aunt who lives in Jalandhar ?

Then keep your mouth shut.

Oh,God!

He shot me!

I shot by mistake.
Someone quieten him up.

I won't survive today. Help me.

You got hurt.

Hello. Yes, Pammi.

Why did you take so
long to answer the phone ?

Where are you ? - At work.

When are you coming home ?

Pammi, I'll take sometime.
I have some important work to do.

Do the rest tomorrow.

It's a murder, Pammi. A murder.

I'm not knitting that I can leave
it and complete the rest tomorrow.

And think about the victim.
He won't wait till tomorrow.

I've been fasting since
morning for your long life.

But you won't care about that.

So sweet, Pammi.
You never let me forget.

I very well rem ember
what the occasion is today.

I'm dead !

Can't you keep quiet for a minute ?

You've]usl been shot.
It's not a big deal.

I'm talking to mywife.
Have some manners.

Yes.

Sister-in-law is calling
a lot today. It's something special.

It must be sister-in-law's
birthday today. - Really ?

Listen. The list for the things
required is kept in your left pocket.

Get them while you come.

But even Bankelal can
get the things, Pammi.

Havel fasted for
you or for Bankelal ?

And listen,
get a gift for mewhile you come.

Or else you know what
I'm going to do. - Yes...

Okay. Bye.

Brother, why didn't you tell me...

that it's sister-in-law's
birthday today ?

“My ? Will you venerate
your sister-in-law ?

"Why didn't you tell me ?"

He's laughing.
“my is everyone laughing ?

I had heard that the
biggest don in town...

the dangerous and ferocious
Bhupinder Singh is scared of his wife.

But I learnt today that
he's a mouse in front of his wife.

Bhupinder Singh, a mouse.

Oh,no!

Oh, no.

He was messing with
Bhupinder Singh.

So sweet.

The corpse is very heavy.

I wonder if he ate
breads stuffed with iron.

Find an isolated place and
get rid of him. - Okay, brother.

Remember it. Don't forget.

We won't forget, sir.
We won't forget.

Come on.

This is for getting rid of Jarnel's
corpse, brother. Don't forget.

No, I won't forget this.
But what's the first knot for ?

You don't remember this ?

This was for...

This was for...

Hello. - I think...

" I feel like tearing the poster and taking her home."

"After so long, Bhupinder Singh has liked a gentleman
ladies."

" And there is no excuse to meet her."

" Timmy's son's wedding is not happening soon."

Tnpu, when is Timmy's
son's wedding ?

On the 21st

Buy potatoes.

Buy onions. Buy tomatoes.

Stop.

"My youth is intoxicating."

"My move is mesmerizing."

"You never valued..."

He doesn't even let
me complete my makeup.

Coming !

Happy Karwachauth to you !

What's this ?
- I've brought flowers for you.

Will I offer these
flowers on your photo ?

You should have brought
something useful?

I've brought it, my darling !
My beloved !

Look, I've brought apple gourds...

ladyfingers,
bitter gourds and cauliflower.

To hell with you !

You should have bought a diamond
necklace, gold bangles or earrings.

Pam mi, you already
have so much jewelry.

All my hard-earned black
money goes into your jewelry.

God bless your black money !

My father got all the jewelry
made from Mumbai and sent it to me.

Tell me something. When was the last
time you got jewelry made for me ?

Tell me.
Tell me. Why are you quiet now ?

One minute. Let me remember.

You'll remember only
if you've done it.

When I don't rem ember,
how will you remember ?

I thought that it's Karwachauth
today, sol shouldn't fight with you.

But you don't deserve any respect

Where is it ? Where is my weapon ?
- Pammi... Pammi, wait...

I found it. - Pammi, listen to me...

You... - Pam mi ! Don't you dare !

To hell with you !

Give it back to me ! Stop !

Or I'll call father!
- That old man !

What did you say ?

Pammi, I was just joking.

Why do you need to call father ?

Will it look good
if he brooms at this age ?

Take this. Take the broom.

Hit me as much as you want.

Just tell me what else you've
made to eat, besides the broom.

I'm very hungry-

lam asking money since so long. You are not returning.

Brother, I'll repay your money.
I'm not running away.

Brother,
when my father came to Delhi...

and started his
orchestra business...

You know Gupta Orchestra,
don't you ? Don't you ?

He has a loan pending since then. - Since then?

Yes. It's been 25 years
since he's been asking for it.

I'm not running away.

It's been just a year since
I borrowed money from you.

You're getting angry unnecessarily.

Don't tell me stories.
Just give me my money back.

Brother, I don't have any money.

Do one thing. Come to my office.

At least com e. Come to my office
and take my CDs worth Rs. 10,000.

I won't take your CDs even
if you offer me Rs. 1 lakh.

They are useless for me.

Useless.

You give vans on rent. What do you know about music ? -
What do you think of yourself?

Just becausel owe you money
doesn't mean you can talk nonsense.

Let me get work.

I'll come to your shop
and throw the money at your face.

Ill-mannered man.

And You.

God, You're not doing Your job well,
I'm telling You.

I agree that You're great and
have done some great deeds in life.

But how long should I pray to You
just because of your reputation ?

Do something for me, Lord.
Do something for me.

Sure?

Hello. Proprietor of Disco Singh,
the world-famous orchestra...

in Pahadgan],
Laatu Singh speaking.

Yes, tell me. It's an emergency ?

That's all right, brother.
We'll com e.

Don't worry.

Brother, I swear,
we made a 75 year old lady...

admitted in the ICU
dance the day before yesterday.

We can easily make your model dance.

By the way,
who's the model that's coming ?

Sweet!!-.

I know I'm dreaming.

But still, I really like this.

Sweetu .

Come on, start.

Laatu.

What happened ? Let's begin.

Start.

"She pulled my cheek
and called me'Sweetu'."

"She stole everything that I had."

"She pulled my cheek
and called me'Sweetu'."

"She stole everything that I had."

"How do I explain your beauty ?"

"I feel like gifting you my heart."

"I can't stop looking at you."

"She pulled my cheek
and called me'Sweetu'."

"She stole everything that I had."

"She pulled my cheek
and called me'Sweetu'."

"She stole everything that I had."

"You don't get tired,
nor do you let us rest."

"When you dance, you kill."

"You don't get tired,
nor do you let us rest."

"When you dance, you kill."

"Control your dancing."

"The atmosphere is on fire."

"Nothing is as pretty as you."

"She pulled my cheek
and called me'Sweetu'."

"She stole everything that I had."

"She pulled my cheek
and called me'Sweetu'."

"She stole everything that I had."

"You intend to set
the world ablaze."

"Your veil is giving
hints to my turban."

"You intend to set
the world ablaze."

"Your veil is giving
hints to my turban."

"Your beauty doesn't
listen to anyone."

"Your arrogance is justified."

"That's why you sat away from me."

"She pulled..."

"She pulled..."

"She pulled my cheek
and called me'Sweetu'."

"She stole everything that I had."

"She pulled my cheek
and called me'Sweetu'."

"She stole everything that I had."

She pulled my cheek
and called me'Sweetu'.

She stole my heart.

Hell o . Ms. Sweaty.

I'm Bhupinder Singh, Bhuppi.
- Hello.

You must have learnt about me.
They call me the King of the town.

2 MPs, 13 MLAs, 17 counselors,
4 MPs, everyone is under me.

I also have pictures
with seven ministers.

I told "fimmythat no matter
how much money it costs, I'll pay.

But Ms. Sweety has to
be called to this reception.

Hold on. Hold on. Mr. Bhupinder.

I haven't come here for money.

Mr. Timmy's sister,
who's a counselor, called me.

Wow !. - I was indebted to her.
That's whyl came.

Or else I don't dance in weddings.

No, no. I know that a gentleman lady
like you doesn't dance for money.

I don't attend weddings either.

I tend to eat a lot.
It upsets my stomach.

But since you were coming,
I came too.

Ms. Sweaty, I love artistes.

After a very long time,
I've liked an artiste so much.

Thank you.
- You don't need to thank me.

Since we're friends now, you don't
thank or apologize to your friends.

There's only love.

You know, a big board of yours
is put up on the way to my house.

For the last six months, I've
been going there and watching it.

You look so pretty.

I feel like tearing the
poster and bringing you out.

Excuse me. I have to go.
- No, no. I'll drop you.

No, no, Mr.
Bhupinder. That won't be needed.

Thank you so much.

I'll go on my own. I have a car.
Thank you so much.- No, no.

The times are not good.
You can't go alone.

Come with me. Just come with me...

One minute, Ms. Sweaty.

Sweaty. . . Sweety...

What have you done ?
My wife won't let me live.

Yes, Pam mi.
Yes, I... - Sweaty, my autograph...

Laatu. Here's your cap.

I'm leaving your orchestra. - Why ?

It's been four months.
You haven't given me my salary.

How long will I eat
for free at weddings ?

A caterer has hired me. Take this.

I'll increase your salary.
- Hold this.

Goodbye. Increase your salary.

You'll starve.

Sweet!!-.

She said I want to get married.

Then what did you say ?
- I said I won't.

Sweetheart, how are you doing ?

Get out of the way.

We will, madam.

Let's introduce each other first.

Let me go or it won't be good.
You don't know who my father is.

Whoever he may be,
we don't want to marry you.

We just want to have fun.

Daddy!

Please help me. Please. - Who are you?

One minute madam.

Hello, brother. - What is it?

Hello. - Who are you ?

Brother, I'm an artiste.
I have an orchestra.

Here's my card. Call me if
there's a function. Disco Singh.

Have you come here
to promote yourself ?

Brother, I've just come from
a function and you stopped me.

Look, God works in mysterious ways.

I request you, brother.
Please let the girl go.

What will you do if we
don't let her go ? Tell me.

Then I'll yell. Police!

Police! Police, help !

Police ! Police ! Police ! Police!

I was screaming better than that.
Do something else. Please.

Now we'll do whatever
needs to be done, madam.

What will this muso do ?

Brother, what did you call me ?

A muso.

You could have called
me a musician with respect

Why ? Did it hurt because
I called you a muso, you muso ?

It's all of you who
are going to get hurt now.

But just tell me one thing.

Did you buy my CD by any chance ?

We haven't lost our minds.

Wrong answer.

The wise men say, when fate is bad,
no one can do anything.

I'll show you what a muso I am.

Hold on.

Will you call methat ?

Hun, run.

My instrument!

Do I look like a muso to you !

They fled.

Thank you so much.

That was my... - Please.

Don't bore me by saying
that it was your duty.

It's a very old dialogue.
I've watched it in several films.

What else should I say ?

Say anything besides
this 'duty' line.

Why have you come on
a morning walk at night?

Actually,
I had gone to watch a movie.

My car broke down.

I stay at a hostel close by.
So, I thought I'd walk.

And look,
I met a hero like you on the way.

I'm not a hero.
- Are you kidding me ?

Even Superman must have not thrashed
goons the way you thrashed them.

I'm a fan of you
and your instruments.

I never get appreciations,
but my instruments do.

So, they are thanking you.

Should I drop you ? Com e.

I'm Priya. And you ? - Laatu.

What? Laatu ?

I mean it's a very
different name, right?

Actually, when I was named,
we used to live in the village.

You know that there's
no electricity in villages.

But when I was born,
there was electricity.

There were lights everywhere.

That's why mother
named me Laatu. - Okay.

So, what do you do ?

God knows, I have an orchestra.

Disco Singh is
world-famous in Pahadgan].

Whether it's a birthday party,
wedding or at an oldie's function...

we take our orchestra there.

What do you mean
by an oldie's function ?

That means the end.

"When I saw your face..."

Hello.

Father speaking.

Hello, father.
Give me your blessings.

Bhupinder, where are you ?

Father, right now... I'm sitting
here... I can't tell you about it.

Bhuppi, don't think that since I'm
in Mumbai, I'm not aware of anything.

One eye of mine is on Delhi.
I'm watching everything.

Don't you think
that in some matters...

you should give your
son-in-law some privacy ?

I don't like these childish talks.

You couldn't even do a small job.

I asked you to only thrash Jarnel
and not to kill him, you idiot.

Father, who told you
thatl killed Jamel ?

I'm not a fool. This is
my last warning to you, Bhuppi.

I respect you only for Pammi's sake.

Or else if I can make
you the don of the city...

then I can get rid of you too.

Sorry, father.

I won't do it again.
I promise. I swear on Pammi.

Don't swear on my
daughter falsely, Bhuppi.

Father, I just brushed.
My mouth is clean.

You're misunderstanding.

Your mouth and intentions,
both are bad.

My daughter shouldn't
come to know of your misdeeds.

Because if Pam mi comes to know,
then she'll be hurt.

And if she's hurt, then you can't
imagine what I'll do to you. Got it ?

Got it. Okay. - Idiot.

How does the old man come
to know everything that I do ?

I just don't understand.

Hey! My photo is in the newspaper.

Don Bhupinder Singh is
having an affair with a model...

Affair ?

Pammi.

Pammi. Pammi. Pammi.- What is it?

Why are you yelling
early in the morning ?

So sweet.

Pam mi, why are you reading
the newspaper early in the morning ?

Leave it.

Head my eyes.
They are filled with love for you.

I'm not used to reading this
nonsense early in the morning.

Give it to me.
I want to see pictures.

Pictures...

Pammi, one minute. Pammi...

What are you doing ?
Are you out of your mind ?

So sweet. It tore.

To hell with you !

Banke- Coming, ma'am.

Get my Weapon !

Get it. - I'll have to give
a dose to your master.

Yes, madam . AKA'! or AKBS '2?

No, get the broom.

It's been so many years
and he still doesn't understand.

Now you'll come to your senses.
Just wait. - I'm ready, Pammi.

Good morning, sir. - Good morning.

Good morning.
- Good morning. Good morning.

Good morning.

Sister-in-law, you'll have
to throw a party today. - Yes.

Why?

Sister-in-law,
didn't brother tell you ?

His photo has been published
in the newspaper today.

His photo ? - Yes.

Of course. At least see how
slim sir looks in the photo. - Hey!

What nonsense are you talking ?
Get lost, both of you.

Give this to me. - Hold on.

Pammi...- Hold on.

Head it for me.

Brother, why are you so scared ?

Only the pictures of influential
people are printed in newspapers.

Look what's written
in the newspaper.

The don who considers
himself the king of the town...

...was flirting with
a famous model...

Sweety until late at night
at a reception party last night.

Seeing Bhupinder Singh, it felt as
if he knew the model Sweety already.

But brother, they didn't
mention that it was you...

who gave Mr.
'fimmy money to invite Sweaty.

Head this. It musi be
mentioned in this... - Show me.

I'm ruined !
I'm destroyed !You cheated on me !

Pammi. Pammi,
nothing of that sort happened.

These journalists write nonsense...
- What do you mean ?

Is the newspaper Wing 7
ls the photo lying ?

Punjabi Jagran never
prints false news.

Now I cameto know...

Now I cameto know
why you tore the newspaper.

You cheat ! Scoundrel !

Sister-in-law, please. Please
don't cry. I'm here. - Get lost!

Back off, you idiot !

Pammi.. - Go..

In 20 years,
you've never taken me out.

And you take that girl to parties.

What do I do now ?
I'm left with nothing.

Your daughter was cheated, father !

Father !

What father ? No, Pammi. No.

I'll call my father and tell him about
your misdeeds. - No, Pammi. No.

Please don't call father.

Look, nothing of that sort happened.

I've never even
seen this girl before.

I saw her at Timmy's son's
reception for the first time.

This girl...

Father's number... - This girl...

This girl came with her boyfriend.

Boyfriend ? - Look at this.
This boy is standing behind.

He's looking at her so lovingly.

Pammi. Pammi, I swear on you.

I didn't do anything wrong.

It's just that "fimmy didn't
have any money at that time.

So, being a friend,
I just helped him.

Then this girl and her
boyfriend came to thank me...

and some idiot took the picture.

Now tell me.

I tried to do a good
deed and got trapped.

Are you...

are you telling the truth ?

I swear on black money.
- No. I don't trust you.

I will find out what the truth is.
I will go to the root of this.

And if you're proved a liar,
then I'll cancel...

all my previous Karwachauths
and happily become a widow.

Hem em ber.

From now on, your countdown begins.

Listen ..

Good morning, sir.

We can't help it. We have
this problem since childhood.

Spare us, sir.

The doctor would give us medicine..

...and we would forget to eat it.

"You didn't tell sister-in-law...

that your photo has been
published in the newspaper ?"

Now how do I get out of this mess.

Sooner or later Pammi will come to know the truth.

You rascals.

We are dead.

My boneis broken.

There is away.

Thirty one and Thirty two.

Not Thirty one and Thirty two.
Twenty one and Twenty two.

I will...

You'll be finished and...

Hell o , Ms. Sweaty.

Brother, it really stinks.

When was the last time
we got the car washed ?

I don't even remember
if I had a bath today morning...

and you're
talking about the car.

Then it's you who's stinking.

Don't do that. Don't you see
this area ? This must be stinking.

How do people live here ?

Come on. Hurry up.
- Coming. - Hurry up.

Oh, my ! - This is 513. Come on.

This one.

Hello. Is anyone there ?

Yes, tell me.

Are you Mr.
Laatu from Disco Singh ? - Yes.

One minute.
One minute. "Flt your neck slightly.

Imagine that you're holding
a musical instrument in your hand.

A slight smile.

Turn this side.

That's it. That's it.

He's Laatu for sure.

W“ we you 'l

Have you heard the
name of brother...

Bhupinder Singh,
the biggest don in town ?

Don ? No. Why 7

He has called you.

Is there a function ?
- No. He needs you to play the band.

To play the band? - Yes.

What's this ?
- It's a surprise gift.

A surprise gift ?
- Absolutely. Absolutely.

Leave that. Leave that. Leave that.

Smell this, please. - Why ?

You'll like it.

Is it a perfume ?
Is it free ? - Yes.

Very good. Very nice. Wonderful.

So, what have you decided,
Ms. Sweaty ?

Do what you want to,
but I won't do this.

I'm not scared of goons like you.

How dare you come to
my house and threaten me!

Wait. I'll call the police
and report about you right now.

Just watch how you'll come
to your senses in just two minutes.

Oh, yes, Ms.
Sweaty. You were saying something.

Put him in.

What's this ?

Did we come to grind wheat?
- Wheat?

Let me see.

Oh, my ! A corpse!
Brother, it's a corpse.

This must be sinking. - Yes.

But who kept it in our trunk ?

We must have kept it
and forgotten about it.

No one could have
sent it via Bluetooth.

Do one thing. Take out your
handkerchief. Let's recollect.

The handkerchief.
- One minute. Just help me.

There are two knots.

One was for kidnapping him .
What's the second knot for ?

Something is wrong.

Brother, doesn't the face
of the corpse look familiar ?

Keep quiet.
You find everyone familiar.

Do you want to dance
with the corpse now ?

Put him in somehow.

Here you go, brother. We found him.

You idiots. This is Zarnel.

Not Zarnel, brother. Jamel.

Yes !Yes !Yes !Jarnel!

Brother, I told you that
the corpse looked familiar. Right ?

Yes.

Where is the one who
I asked you to bring ?

Who, brother ?

Hold on.

Are you looking for your gun ?
I think it's on that side.

You idiots...

No, brother.
No, brother. Please don't shoot.

Hey ! Take him along.

The corpse is very heavy. I wonder
if he ate breads stuffed with iron.

I've said this line before.

But I've heard it for
the first time. - Is it ? - Yes.

One minute. I'm getting a call.

Hello. - Am the Boss calling.

Brother, which number
are you calling from.

Should I tattoo the number? Where are you?

Brother, you sent us to get Laatu.

Who Lam'!?

Laarluflhebandmagler.

Brother is so strange.
He can't wait even for a minute.

Put him in.

Sir, please.
Sir, please. Sorry, sir.

Sir, I made a mistake...

Why are you saying please ?
I should say please, sir.

Sorry, sir. Please...

Sir, I will say sorry and please as
well. Sir, I'll do whatever you say.

Sir, please...

Sir, please. Please forgive me, sir.
Sir, please. Don't kill me.

I made a mistake, sir.
Please don't kill me. - Hey!

Why are you disturbing me ?

I'm talking to your boss.
Why are you talking in between ?

Sir, what kind of
men have you hired ?

He has no manners. Look at his
stomach. He looks like an elephant.

Boss.

Please forgive me, sir.
I made a mistake.

When my fate is bad,
no one can do anything, sir.

You're so handsome, sir.

You're even more handsome
than Sherry Maan, sir.

Sir, your face looks familiar,
but I don't know you.

Sir, what's my mistake ?
Please forgive me, sir.

Stop your nonsense!

We haven't kidnapped you to kill
you. We don't do social service.

What's your name ?

My name is Laatu Singh.
Age 25. Qualification, plus 2.

Sir, singing and
dancing is my hobby...

Enough. Enough. Enough. Stop it.

We don't want to form
an alliance with you.

We have a job for you.

But sir, I didn't apply for a job.

God knows, I have an orchestra.
Sir, we sing in weddings...

Will you keep quiet and
listen or should I make you quiet ?

Strange.

No one listens here
until you threaten them.

Yes, boss. This generation,
I tell you... - You don't tell me.

Look, boy, there's a small
work that you'll have to do.

You'll have to act.

For a few days, you'll
have to roam around with a girl.

I mean you'll have to
pretend to be her boyfriend.

Speak.

A girl's boyfriend ?

Sir,I?-Whoelse?I?

Sir, how much will it cost ?
I only have Rs. 250 in the bank.

So sweet.

Son, you don't have
to spend any money.

Instead, I'll pay you
a lot of money for this.

A big house. A big car.

And after theiob is done,
the house and the car will be yours.

The car and the house will be mine.

The car and the house will be mine.

You all fooled me.

Smell the scent.

What's this show ?
Is this a prank show ?

You've started talking nonsense again.
- Get up. Stop acting now. Idiot.

Who would ask someone to be a girl's
boyfriend and even pay for it ?

He must be a silly,
crazy and an idiotic man.

Who told you about me ? My friends ?

Where have you hidden the camera ?

Where have you hidden the camera ?

Have you hidden the
camera in your abdomen ?

Look, a gun !

He says he's a don.

" Crazy for disco.."

Sorry, sir.

Sorry, brother.

Yes. So, should I think
of this as a yes from you ?

Very good. All right, then.
Go and wait for my call.

I'll tell you when
you have to start acting.

Take him to the bungalow.
Give him the keys.

Here you go. This is your bungalow.
And that's your car.

And here are the keys to it.

Now you will stay here and
wait for brother's orders. Okay ?

We'll leave now. Let's go. - Bye.

Bye. - Come on.

This house is mine.

Let's go, brother.

This house is mine.

You understood what
I'm trying to say, right ?

Then ask me whatever you want to.

Go ahead. - You mean
to say that you have a hunch...

that your husband is
having an affair with someone ?

Why are you yelling at me ?

I'm not yelling. This is my style.

I see. I see.

So, you want me to
spy on your husband ? - Yes.

So, tell Pradhyuman
something... - Who ?

I am Pradhyuman Sharma. - Oh.

Tell me something. Was your husband
interested in men even before ? - No.

Then how can you say that...

this boy has come between
you and your husband ?

Not the boy. The girl.

The girl '2

Now the question that arises is,
who is this boy ?

That's what you have to find out.

I have to find that out ? - Yes.

Just remember one thing. My husband
shouldn't come to know about this.

Or else he'll become alert.

No matter how alert the thief gets,
he can't get away from Pradhyuman.

Wherever he goes on a date,
Pradhyuman will keep an eye on him.

And I will give you his pictures and
other evidences from time to time.

Until then, goodbye.

"No one can get away
from Pradhyuman Sharma."

He looks like an idiot.

Brother, with her ?

It's not Zuhi Chawla in the photo.

Brother, it's not Zuhi. It's Juhi.

Are you her husband ?
"Brother, it's not Zuhi. It's Juhi."

Brother...

I mean...
will she agree to be my girlfriend ?

She's a special friend of mine.
She can't refuse me.

God, I know this is a dream.

But please don't break this dream.
Let it continue.

What nonsense are you talking ?
- Nothing, brother.

Forget everything else
and listen to what I'm saying.

Your drama begins from tomorrow.

You will be with her. Take
her out and roam about with her.

So that the spy can
take your pictures.

Brother, a spy... - I know it.

I don't believe this.

Oh, my gosh. Sweaty and I...

One more very important thing.

Don't try to act smart with Sweety.

I don'tlike anyone
getting too close to her.

So, there should be a distance of
at least four feet between you two.

Got it? - Yes,
I'll keep that in mind, brother.

But what if,
by chance, by mistake...

...the distance is reduced
to 3 feet and 11 inches ?

Then your size will
also become the same.

3 feet and 11 inches.
Got it ?

Yes.

Good.

Now get lost. Start your
work from tomorrow. - Okay.

Excuse me.

Hello.

Hello.

Oh, my God. Sweety.

Wel com e, Sweaty.

Welcome.

Hello , Sweaty.

Hello.

I'm Laatu.

Laatu ? - It's a little strange,
isn't it?

Actually, when I was named,
we used to live in the village.

There was no electricity
in the village.

My mother thought...
- Shall we go where we have to ?

Okay. - Thanks.

Oh, my God. One minute.

Oh. Sweety, get down. - What?

What... what rubbish is this ?
- I'm so sorry, Sweaty.

Brother has said that there should
be a distance of four feet between us.

Please sit behind.

I'm so sorry. Please sit behind.
- What rubbish is this ?

Nonsense ! - You're quite tall.

Sit.

Oh.

Sweety, hold this.

What are you trying to do ?
- Hold it.

Come on. Come on.
Come on. Move it. Move it. Move it.

Sweety, a little to the left.

Now it's fine.
A distance of four feet. Leave it.

Shall we leave ? - Please.

Okay. Fasten your seat
beat because the road is bumpy.

Shut up. Let's go.

Move aside.

Sir, I repeat.

2 tickets for'Jatt Di fiddi
Jafl Ne Middi'. Right, sir ? - Yes.

Sir, do you want seats
in the centre or in the corner ?

Give me wherever you want,
but there should be a distance...

of four feet between
both the seats.

Sorry, sir ?

Darling, where were you yesterday? - Yesterday there
were too many guests.

Excuse me.

Please pass this popcorn to her.

Broth er.

What is it ?

Please pass this drink to her.

Why don't you go sit with her ?

Let's exchange the seats.
- No, I'm fine here.

Four and a half feet.
I can get a little closer.

Come on. Let's go from here.

Wonder from where these people come. AI Brother, sit.

Excuse me, my beautiful Billo.
listen, my sweetheart.

My beloved. I can do
anything for your love.

I can eat so many sweets
from your father's confectionery...

thatl will be
diagnosed with diabetes.

I can eat so many fritters
that I'll suffer from acidity.

Just say yes and I will be like
your dog for the rest of my life.

Bow! Bow! - Enough.

"Beautiful lady,
you have a lot of attitude."

"Take some time
out and meet us too."

"Beautiful lady,
you have a lot of attitude."

"Take some time
out and meet us too."

"My friend Dhillon taunts
me that it's not going to work."

"Beautiful lady,
you have a lot of attitude."

"Take some time
out and meet us too."

"Beautiful lady,
you have a lot of attitude."

"Take some time
out and meet us too."

"She goes to the city
to take aerobic classes."

"She says she wants to be lean.
She works very hard."

"She goes to the city
to take aerobic classes."

"She says she wants to be lean.
She works very hard."

"When you do yoga,
I skip my breath."

"I sit outside your gym."

"My friend Dhillon taunts
me that it's not going to work."

"It's not going to work."

"Beautiful lady,
you have a lot of attitude."

"Take some time
out and meet us too."

"Beautiful lady,
you have a lot of attitude."

"Take some time
out and meet us too."

"Your skin is glowing.
What makeup have you worn ?"

"You matched your
dress to my turban."

"You matched your dress..."

"Your skin is glowing.
What makeup have you worn ?"

"You matched your
dress to my turban."

"The kohl in your eyes kills me."

"I'm crazy about you. I'll be
peaceful only after marrying you."

"My friend Dhillon taunts
me that it's not going to work."

"It's not going to work."

"Beautiful lady,
you have a lot of attitude."

"Take some time
out and meet us too."

"Beautiful lady,
you have a lot of attitude."

"Take some time
out and meet us too."

Look there. She is alone today. There is no one with her.

Excuse me, ma'am.

Who'll save you today ?
That muso isn't here today.

You called me a muso again ?

You could have called
me a musician with respect

Brother, please hold it.

Hurt too much?

Are you okay 7

Now I'll teach you a lesson.

Brother ! Brother !

Brother ! Brother !

Brother ! Brother !

Brother ! Brother !

Brother ! Brother !

You'll teach me a lesson ?
Wait ! - No.

Hun !

Hun!

You insult artistes, don't you ?

Should I release it ?

I'll release the arrow.

Brother, we made a mistake.
Please let us go today, brother.

We won't tease any
lady henceforth, brother.

Yes, brother. I swear. We
won't call a musician a muso again.

If I see you again,
then I'll kill all of you.

Come on, get lost.

Shouldl ?

Thank you so much.

Do you like getting into
trouble or are paid for it ?

I don't get paid for it,
but I do find you always.

You were lucky that I was here.

I'm reallyluckythat you
get me out of trouble every time.

Just as a hero saves
aheroinein films.

You watch too many films.

Not all films.

Just action movies.

Heroes look like real
heroes in them. Men.

They risk their lives
to save the heroine.

'Superman'is my favorite film.
Have you watched it ?

No, I've watched only three films
in my life, that too, devotional.

'Hare Rama Hare Krishna',

Ham Teri Ganga Maili 'and' Satyam
Shivam Sundaram'.

I don't know why,
but when my family got to know...

they forbade me
from watching films.

You know, you're so funny.

Action and jolly nature,
deadly combination.

Everyone knows that I
don't get any appreciation.

My bow and arrow do. So, thank them.

Jolly nature?

Take care of yourself.
Don't get into trouble again.

There's nothing to worry now.

I know that you
will come to save me.

Whatever Pradhyuman sees,
he brings out the truth.

Look at this.

Look how Sweety and her so-called
boyfriend spent the day together.

They were together all day
yesterday, but still they were far.

They went to watch a film yesterday,
bought tickets...

but still there was a distance
of two seats between them.

Now you decide whether
this is love or not.

But he at least took her out.

He's not bad-looking.

Bhuppi fails in both the things.

Pradhyuman's experience says
that something is surely fishy.

In fact, everything is fishy here.

This can't be love.

Neither did they hold hands, nor did
they look into each other's eyes.

They didn't even talk
to each other sweetly.

They didn't even share
the cold-drinks.

Something is surely wrong.

Things are getting worse.

He's not as foolish as he looks.

What's this horrible life ?

"Disco Singh will steal your heart."

"Disco Singh will steal your heart."

"Disco Singh will steal your heart."

"Disco Singh will steal your heart."

He'll hold her hand.
He'll look into her eyes with love.

And I will sit here and play his
musical instruments.

Please, brother.

Not my musical instruments.
You can play drums.

Did I ask for your opinion ?

Just do what is being
told to you. Got it ?

"You can play drums."

Sorry, brother.
I can't do this. - Why ? Why ?

You had said that if the
distance between us is short...

then I'll be cut short too.

That way, I'll become a midget.
- The first order is cancelled.

I've changed my order.

Sir, big people like you don't talk
clearly and poor people like us die.

Son, you'll be killed anyway.

Brother, I just wanted
to see how firm your decision is.

What did you see ?
- It's quite firm.

Anyway, I'll do what you say.

I'll talk to her lovingly.
I'll hold her hand.

I'll look into her eyes and express
my love... - Enough. Enough. Stop it.

Stop your nonsense and get lost.

Ufeis hell.

I'm witnessing such days.
That Mandhuman Sharma...

Brother, it's Pradhyuman.
- Don't take his share of the bullet.

"It's Pradhushan." - Brother, it's
not Pradhushan. It's Pradhyuman.

You won't agree, will you ?

Give me one expresso with some chocolate"

Sir, what would you like to have ? - Coffee, please.

What?

Look, I don't have
time for all this.

Let's quickly finish this drama.
I want to go home.

Sweaty, can I touch you ? - What ?

I don't want to.

Brother told meto. I'm helpless.

Or else he'll shoot me.

Oh, God ! What a trouble.

Hello, Sweaty. - Hello.

Hello, Sweaty. - Hello.

Hello , Sweaty.

Will you say something else ?

Sweaty, I feel like
saying a lot of things.

But I wonder why I
like saying'hello'today.

I don't feel like
saying anything else.

Please don't mind.

Please don't mind.
Hello, Sweety. - Oh, God!

Where am I trapped ?

The don over there
and this idiot over here.

Sweaty, you can say
whatever you want to...

but please look into
my eyes and smile while you talk.

The spy won't have a doubt.

We're helpless, after all.

0K9!'

All right, then.

You stupid.

Idiot.

Fool.

Duffer.

Loafer.

Rascal.

Jackass.

Moron.

Douche bag.

Abuses sound so good
when you say them.

Please say it once again.

But keep smiling.
Our picture will be really good.

Thank you. - Thanks a lot.

And your coffee, ma"am.

Smile.

More smile. - Douche bag.

We'll smile a lot now.

Sweaty, what are you doing ?

Keep smiling or the
photo will turn out bad.

Sweaty, the coffee is very hot.

I know it's a dream, but my finger is
burning even in the dream, Sweety.

I know. But we'll have to keep
smiling. After all, we're helpless.

Please smile, Laatu.

What did you say ?
- Please smile, Laatu.

Why are you happy '1

Sweaty, my name sounds
so good when you say it.

Please say' Laatu'once m ore.

You can put my whole hand
into the coffee if you want.

Oh, God !I wish there
was a decent man in the photo.

Sweaty, it's not God's fault.

They say when the fate is bad,
no one can do anything.

The atmosphere in this
restaurant is so romantic.

The girl is so lucky.

She is not as pretty as me,
but she's much luckier than me.

That's why she's roaming
about which such a boy.

Don't be foolish.

Seeing this photo, a common man
would feel that they are in love.

But I don't understand something.

Why haven't they
kissed each other...

...yet when they had
so many opportunities ?

Not that. You idiot.
That can't happen.

Kiss ?

Yes, a kiss. A sweet kiss. A kiss.

If not for good morning,
then at least for goodnight.

A goodnight kiss.

Is kissing important?
- It's very important.

It's a modern world.

There's no love
unless there's a kiss.

Laatu is trapped in her love.

He should have got
a much better girl.

Someone who'd understand his love.

Idiot.

It's not written on his face,
but on mine.

A goodnight kiss.

By calling it this, the kiss
won't turn into offerings.

Idiot.

But no one understands other
people's sorrow in this country.

He would have realized this when
someone else would kiss his girlfriend.

Sir, I understand your sorrow.
- Can't you understand from far ?

My father hasn't died.

Brother,
when do I have to kiss her ?

You're in such a hurry.

Should I kiss you ?

I'll shoot you and
get rid of all your kisses.

No, I was just asking. Just friendly.

No matter what happens,
he can't shoot at me today.

How will he shoot?

Tell me something. Have
you ever kissed someone before ?

No,I haven't.

I'm illiterate in these matters.
I don't know anything.

Never mind. It's not very difficult.

When you take Sweaty out tomorrow...

give her a small goodnight kiss.

I'll kiss her ?

Don't you dare try to act smart !

This time, not just the spy...

but Forty one and Forty
two will also keep an eye on you.

This time... - Twenty
one and Twenty two, brother.

Keep quiet.

And you have to give her
a very clean and decent kiss.

Like siblings do.

I am decent at heart, brother.
But I don't have a sister.

I mean I don't know
how siblings kiss.

You tell me how to kiss
and I'll kiss her that way.

How can I tell you ?
I don't have a sister either.

I have an aunt in Jalandhar,
but I've never kissed her.

That's going to be a problem.
How will we figure it out ?

Actually, if I make a
mistake in kissing...

...then you'll shoot me.
- That's true.

Brother, do one thing. Ask one of
your henchmen to kiss and show me.

I just want a small idea. That's it.
- Yes. That's fine. - Yes.

Come on. Who'll kiss ?

Yes. Well done. Very good.

Come on. Kiss and show him.

Not to me. Back off. Kiss him.

Broth er, Twenty two. - Don't
tell me your name. Just kiss.

No, brother. When you
had appointed me, I told you...

...thatl would take
a bullet for you.

But I never said that
I would get kissed for you.

Will you kiss him or should
I do something else to you ?

Look, brother...

you want a brother-sister
kiss. But we're both brothers.

Brother, that's your illusion.
- Get away.

Brother, please. Don't ruin
the piousness of our relationship.

Shoot me. I don't care.
I know I have to die anyway.

Here you go.

Which area have we come to ?

Please come, Sweety.

Welcome.

Com e.

Laatu, why don't you tell
me what it is ? What place is this ?

This is Disco Singh's office.

Com e.

Welcome.

Why have we come here ?

Why didn't we go to
a cafe or a restaurant?

Sweaty, I have to do
something special today.

That's why I need a private place.

Private place ?

Why did you shut the door ?

Look, you're making
me uncomfortable now. Okay ?

What's the special thing
that brother asked you to do...

...for which we had to come here ?

Sweaty, please have a ch air.
I'll be back in two minutes.

I'll tell you everything.
Please try to understand. Sit.

Have a seat.

You idiot !
Why did you shut the door ?

I asked you to give
her a decent kiss.

If you hide and
do something wrong...

then you don't know
what I'll do to you.

Sweety, I want to
show you something.

What did brother ask you to do ?

What did brother ask you to do ?

What?

A kiss.

That Bhupinder is a goon.

But I thought you were a decent man.

An idiot, but a decent man.

But you turned out to be
even more shameless than him.

You thought that she's
roaming with me helplessly.

She's holding my hand.
She's talking with me sweetly.

So, why not take advantage
of her helplessness, right ?

But when did I take advantage
of your helplessness ?

Then what did you
bring me here for ?

I wanted to surprise you...
- Surprise ?

Hello. I'm Laatu Singh
and I'm going to kiss you.

It's indeed a very big surprise.

Not the kissing surprise.

I brought you here to show
you your birthday surprise.

What?

It's your birthday tomorrow, right ?

I knew that the kissing thing
would make you uncomfortable.

That's why I brought you here.

I thought I'd shut the office
door and give you a surprise gift.

The spy and brother's henchmen...

won't come to know
what's happening inside.

You wouldn't be hurt either.

You'relying.

I know thatl start
laughing when I see you.

But I can't help it. I get so
happy thatl can't control myself.

You don't know.

I've been your fan since the time
I saw you in an ad commercial...

for the first time 6 years,
3 months, 12 days and 11 hours back.

It removes stains and melts less.
Use the soap 307.

Since that day, I've not only
been washing clothes with 307...

but I also bathe with it.

Look, I have all your cuttings.

All your photos. I have all your collections.

See your posters.

I've also kept this griddle
carefully whose ad you did.

I would dream about you all day...

but I was never
under the illusion...

that my dreams
would turn into reality.

I know we can never be together.

They say that when your fate is bad,
no one can do anything.

Please go, Sweety.

Go.

Ms. Sweaty.

Oh,my!

M'! surprise gift ?

What is it ?

A dress.

"On your happy birthday..."

"... wish you a happy birthday."

"On your happy birthday..."

"... wish you a happy birthday."

"I have to say it."

"I have to buy you a nice dress,
beloved."

"I have to buy you a nice dress,
beloved."

"It's an old idea to
give someone a surprise gift."

"Then I planned that
I'm going to take you out."

"I'll take you out to dinner..."

"... at a 5-star hotel."

"I'll take you out to dinner..."

"... at a 5-star hotel."

"We'll sit there."

"I have to buy you a nice dress,
beloved."

"I have to buy you a nice dress,
beloved."

"Then your Jatt has
to do what he loves."

"I will dance with you
when we come on the floor."

"Then while dancing..."

"... when you shake your hips..."

"Then while dancing..."

"... when you shake your hips..."

"I'll dance with you too."

"I have to buy you a nice dress,
beloved."

"I have to buy you a
nice dress, beloved."

Give me a glass.

Give me some tea.

Take this tea.

Hello.

Listen, at least look at me.

Your attitude is killing me.

Sister, I request you.
Please don't flirt with us.

We've been thrashed
a lot because of you.

Not anymore.

Strange.
What kind of goons are you ?

A girl is in front of you
and you're not flirting with her.

Look, we're not goons anymore.

We left our hooliganism and opened
this tea stall because of you.

And we've sworn that we won't
flirt with any girl henceforth.

Nor are we going to call the musician
by that name which would anger him.

We beg of you.
Please let us do our job.

Tell me if you want to have tea.

You're so scared.

Your manliness is over.

Enough ! It's enough now !

It seems like we'll have
to show you our manliness now!

Here you go. Hold me. Come.
You also hold me. Come. Hold me.

Laatu ! Help !- What is this?

Help!

Looks like your Laatu
won't come today.

Brother. Brother, please let me go.

I won't flirt with
any man henceforth.

I promise.

You came to us yourself. Are
we a muso that we would let you go ?

You called me a muso again ?

One minute, brother.

Come here.

You could have also called
him a musician with respect !

Don't hit me. Don't hit me.
Let me go. - Shall we go ?

How are you ? Are you all right?

He's going ! Hey !Stop !

She's the root cause
of all the trouble ! You...

Help! Water! “mere is the water?

Noodle Manchurian!

Chicken"

Catch him.

Don't spare him.

Hit him.

Not the ladle, brother.
Not the ladle.

"Disco Singh will steal your heart."

"Disco Singh will steal your heart."

"Disco Singh will steal your heart."

Stop g

"Disco Singh will steal your heart."

Wow ! You were amazing again today.

You know, you're just mind-blowing.

Everyone knows that
I'm never appreciated.

But these ladles do. Thank them.

You don't know how happyl am today.

My theory was proved right today.

What theory ?

That whenever I'm in trouble,
you'll always come to save me.

How 7

Actually, it wasn't the
fault of these goons today.

I flirted with them today. - Why ?

To see if you come to save me.

And look, you cam e.
I'm sure we share a connection.

One minute.

You must have purchased my CD.

No,I haven't.

But I'll purchase it now.

It's not available
in the markets anymore.

Take this one.

The third one is my favorite.
But listen to the whole CD. - Sure.

It's futile telling you this,
but still, take care of yourself.

Goodbye. - Goodbye.

She's a crazy girl.

Why do I need to take care now ?

Someone is here to take care of me.

Brother. Hurry up.

I'm coming. "Brother."

Hello.

Hello.

Brother ! Come here quickly!

Oh, God ! He's dead.

Brother, what do we do now ?

Let's call the police.

I wonder which scoundrels
killed him and threw him here.

Inspector,
this looks like a murder case to me.

How can you be so sure about it ?

Look, he's been shot in the neck.

When a person commits suicide,
he shoots on his forehead.

The bullet has been
shot from a distance.

And the one who shot him
is an idiot. He's not a good aimer.

You have a point.

And he must have shot
the second bullet...

rightin the
centre of his chest.

And then, he must have thrown
the corpse in the river. Right ?

Both of you are intelligent.

If all the citizens
become like you...

then the police's
job will become very easy.

It's the duty of decent
people like us to help the police.

I knew from the beginning
that something was fishy.

There's no love between Laatu
and Sweety. Som ething's wrong.

But their union
cleared all my doubts.

You mean to say that my husband was
telling the truth ? - Yes !Yes !Yes!

Laatu is Sweety's boyfriend.
- Yes !Yes !

Is it? - Yes.

Earlier, only Laatu
was in love with Sweety.

But now, it looks
like Sweaty is ready too.

Are you absolutely sure ?

It could be a drama.

Or else a great boy
like him with such a girl...

Madam, it's our job to have doubts.

And you doubt my reports ?

Just as a dog's tail
can never be straightened...

similarly, Pradhyuman's
report can never be wrong.

Who's Pradhyuman ?

Madam, my name is Pradhyuman Sharma.

And Pradhyuman
Sharma's report says...

that Laatu and Sweety
love each other a lot.

Brother, you mean to say that...

...I don't have to be
Sweety's boyfriend anymore ?

No.

This means I don't even
have to take her on dates anymore ?

Not at all.

But what if she feels
like going to a garden ?

I can take her there,
can't I ? - No.

I can at least take her to
the Gurudwara to pay homage. - No.

To the court ? - No.

To the bus stand ?

No.

I can take her to someones
funeral at least, can'tl ?

So sweet.

Look, now if you try
to meet Sweaty again...

then she will come
directly to your funeral.

Did you understand ?

As per our promise,
keep the bungalow and the car.

Now leave. And don't be seen again.

Don't be seen again. - Yes.

I'm fed up with all of this.

This man's intentions
don't seem good.

This old man won't
even let me drink in peace.

Hello, father.
- Bhupi, have you lost your mind ?

No, father.
It was all right before you called.

Stop your nonsense.

Stop wasting your
time on the bandmaster...

and concentrate on your work.

0K9!'

I don't understand how this
old man comes to know of everything.

I'm sure he has an informer.

Seventy one and Seventy two.

Brother, it's not Seventy
one and Seventy two.

It's Twenty one and Twenty two.

Let me end your issue for good.

That's good, isn't it ?

Finally, we got rid of this trouble.

I'm so happy now. Now I
can live my life normally again.

And you can too. Right ?

Yes.

But why are you sulking ?

Area'! you haw': '1

I'm very happy, Sweaty.

Now I'll be able to
sing in weddings again.

Birthdays, night prayers
and funerals of the old.

Playing the musical instruments.

It's been so long since I met Pappu,
Haiu, Kuki, Ginda and Gara.

They'll be very upset with me.

Are they your family members ?

No, they are members
of the orchestra. - Oh.

Yes.

They're very attached to you.

They must miss you, right ?

No.

I haven't paid them their salary for
the last four months. That's why.

Sweaty, if you don't get angry,
may I ask you something ?

Yes, go ahead.

Can I stand and talk to you ?
- Why?

I wore the wrong pant today, Sweaty.
There are nails behind it.

They're pricking me.

But if you say, I'll sit and...
- Laatu, it's okay.

It's okay. You can stand.

You won't get angry, will you ?
- No, I won't. Stand up.

Sweaty, if you don't get angry,
can I ask you something else ?

Yes, go ahead.

You'll get busy in your life now.

Parlor, manicure,
pedicure, shopping, shooting.

You won't get the time.

But I still feel like
asking you something.

What?

Imean...

when you are ever free
and when you're doing nothing...

When you have some spare time...

will you remember me ?

Laatu, why are you talking as
if we're never going to meet again ?

As iflifeis going
to come to an end ?

Not yours, but there are quite a few
chances of my life coming to an end.

What do you mean ?

Brother is very devotional.

He said that if I meet you again,
then he'll conduct my funeral.

And... in spite of that,
you cameto meet me?

I had to, Sweety.

You're the third key of my life,
after all.

Third key ? What's that ?

It's a very high
pitch of the harmonium.

No one can sing on it.

But...

...how am I your third key ?

Sweaty, no matter how hard I try...

I can never reach the
third key even in my dreams.

And a place where I can't
reach even in my dreams...

...how could I have wasted that last
opportunity to reach there in reality ?

Life is not important. Let it end.

Sweaty, why are you
looking at me like that ?

If I've said anything wrong,
then I'm very sorry, Sweety.

I shouldn't have said this.
I know it's my fault.

But I'm seeing you
live for the last time.

Perhaps, that's why
I happened to say all this.

I got sentimental, Sweaty.

God knows, I respect you a lot,
Sweety. - Laatu...

I know your importance...
- Laatu, listen to me...

But I shouldn't have said this,
Sweaty. You and I are poles apart.

I'm really sorry, Sweety. - Laatu.

I shouldn't have said this.
- One minute...

I know it's my fault...
- Shut up, Laatu !

You're just going on blabbering.
Listen to me too.

I love you too.

Sweaty, I know this is dream.

But I hope this dream
doesn't break today.

Sweaty, can I touch you ?

Laatu, can I also touch you ?

"I'm your Laatu of 100 watts."

"Your Laatu of 100 watts."

"Your Laatu of 100 watts."

"your Laatu."

"I'm your Laatu of 100 watts."

"Your Laatu of 100 watts."

"Your Laatu of 100 watts."

"your Laatu."

"People get light from the moon,
but you're my moonlight."

"I'm your Laatu of 100 watts."

"Your Laatu of 100 watts."

"Your Laatu of 100 watts."

"your Laatu."

"I'll rest my head
on your biceps and sleep."

"I feel like becoming
yours as soon as possible."

"I'll rest my head
on your biceps and sleep."

"I feel like becoming
yours as soon as possible."

"It's you who comes
into my dream nowadays."

"I'm your Laatu of 100 watts."

"Your Laatu of 100 watts."

"Your Laatu of 100 watts."

"your Laatu."

"I'm your Laatu of 100 watts."

"Your Laatu of 100 watts."

"Your Laatu of 100 watts."

"your Laatu."

"I'm going to become
modern and be Cam."

"In the city,
I'm going to turn Pam from Pammi."

"I'm going to become
modern and be Cam."

"In the city,
I'm going to turn Pam from Pammi."

"You're my first love,
even though at 42."

"You're Laatu of 100 watts."

"You're Laatu of 100 watts."

"You're Laatu of 100 watts."

"you're Laatu."

"I'm your Laatu of 100 watts."

"Your Laatu of 100 watts."

"Your Laatu of 100 watts."

"your Laatu."

So sweet.

Whafsihemaklerfiweely '2?

You look quite colorful today.

It looks like you
met someone special.

"If I had wings,
I would have flown."

Thank God. Thank God mother
wasn't alive to see all this.

Don't work so much on your face.

People will start flirting
with you instead of being scared.

Give methe cucumber.
Get rid of this helmet.

Come on, brother must be waiting.

Brother, I'm fed up of your taunts.

It's not a crimeto look good.

You won't understand.
You're ruthless.

Let's go.

Pinky.- Yes, sir ?

How much do I have to pay ?
- 450 only.

Please reduce the price.
- Sorry, sir. I can't.

Excuse me, ma'am.- Yes, sir.

Mr. Vicky. Mr. \finder.

Police. - Police.

It's good thatl found you.

I've got such a big
case because of you.

Now my promotion is assured. Once
I solve that case of the corpse.

That corpse was of a
big businessman called Jarnel.

And I've come to know
that he had a tiff...

with a famous don
before he was murdered.

A don... - I've come here
to inquire about that don.

His den is somewhere around,
but I can't find it.

No one is telling me anything.

So, I thought of
inquiring in the parlor.

I see. You're talking
about brother ? - Yes.

That's not a big deal.
We'll take you to brother.

Really ? - Yes.

How will I repay your debts ?

Look, inspector, it's the duty of
a good citizen to help the police.

As soon as he asked if we knew
brother, we said it was not a big deal.

He's our brother.

That's why we brought him here.

He's sitting in front of you.
You can talk to him.

Brother, I want to ask
you something regarding Jamel.

Who's Zarnel ?

Not Zarnel. It's Jamel.

Are you a policeman
or a headmaster ?

I'm an inspector, not a policeman.

Look, our conversation
won't go beyond this.

0K9!'

Just tell me whether
you knew Jarnel or no. - No.

I just read in the papers
that you've found his corpse.

The credit for that goes to
these two. - Wonderful. Wonderful.

They saw the corpse
and informed me about it.

These people are really great.

Inspector, you're too much.

When I investigated,
I learnt that you've given...

Jarnel's house
to some Laatu to stay.

Do I look like a
property dealer to you ?

Look, brother, I very well
know what your reputation is.

Just because I'm a big man doesn't
mean thatl commit all the crimes.

And you still don't know about me.

2 MPs, 13 MLAs, 17 counselors
and 4 SPs are under me.

And I also have pictures with
7 ministers. Did you understand ?

I've understood everything, brother.

Once I find the evidence,
I will meet you again.

And thank you once
again for your help.

You people are really great.

The country is proud of you.
I salute you.

We'll salute with
the right hand. Salute.

Bye.

Salute ! - No ! No !

Idiots ! Stupid ! Rascals !

Why are you hitting us ?

Where did I find these people ?

But brother, what have we done ?

What have you done ?

You got rid of the corpse and
then informed the police about it.

Really ? We did that ?

And then you brought
the police to the den.

You should have offered
him tea and snacks too.

Does this ever happen in our line ?

It sounds impossible,
but have we done it ?

So sweet.

Sorry, brother. We made a mistake.

But we remember everything now.

Yes. You're bound to remember now.

The wise men say that a
person recollects everything...

a few seconds before his death.

One minute, brother.
Please don't shoot.

“My do you take the trouble ?
I'll shoot myself.

Silly, what was the hurry ?

When did I say that
I was going to shoot?

I was just trying to scare them.

What ? - Yes.

And why did you shoot here ?

Brother, this is where
you shoot every time.

You idiot!

If you had to shoot yourself...

then you should have spared
your back this time at least

Brother, that's not his back.

You...- Brother, no. No.

Fine.

You want me to spare you,
right? - Yes.

Then you two will have to do something
for me. Without forgetting. - Yes.

Yes, sir !

"You...

Such a handsome boy!

That's me.

Sweetyis so lucky.

Has she come ?

"I'm your Laatu of..."

Hi.

Twenty one.
Twenty two, you're here ?

Why?

Can't we come here ?

No, you can. Why can't you ?

But I was going for
something important.

We know. You're going
to meet Sweety, right ?

How do you know ?

Not just we,
but brother also knows about it.

That's why he's called
you to the den. Right now.

Right now ? - Yes, right now.

Brother is very angry.

He said that I forbade Laatu...

from meeting Sweety,
but he still does.

Brother won't spare you today.

Never mind.
I'm not scared of brother.

Since it's revealed today...

I'll tell everything
about Sweety and me to brother.

Then you'll be killed today.

Look, Laatu, we're not your enemies.

We also know that brother
is being unfair to you.

Do one thing.

Keep this. - Yes.

You might need it.

Take it, please.

Take it.

I don't need this.

But why?

Because I don't know how to use it.

And even if I did,
I wouldn't need it.

Whatever I do today
will be on God's mercy.

All right. It's up to you.

Get the car. Let's leave.
Brother is waiting for you.

Sorry.

Hello, inspector.

Com e, bandmaster.

Brother, you called for me ?

I wanted to clear
your misunderstanding.

What?

Perhaps, you think that
Bhupinder Singh is a fool.

He's crazy. He's a duffer. Right ?

No.-No?- No.

Then how did you think
that you would have an affair...

...with a gentleman
lady that I like ?

No, brother. It's not an affair.

Actually...

Sweaty and I love each other.

So sweet.

Bhupi, here's your drink...

Sweaty, you're here ?

Icameto meet Bhupi.
He's a good friend.

What are you doing here ?

I called him here.

To clear his misunderstanding.

What misunderstanding ?

He's under the illusion
that you love him. - What?

Why did you think so ?

What are you saying, Sweety ?

You told me the other day...
- What did I say ?

That I love you ? - Yes.

And you took that seriously ?

That was a drama.

Bhupi, you need some ice ?
- Yes, sure.

Drama ? - Yes.

Bhupi suspected that the
spy might still be following us.

That's why he asked me
to continue acting. That's it.

Thank you.

But you told me so lovingly.

You were telling the truth,
weren't you ?

Don't misunderstand me.

The truth is that I love you.
I love you a lot.

And I'll always love you,
no matter what.

I love you a lot too, Sweaty.

You believed me again ?

Oh, God !I've seen many idiots,
but none like you.

You're always ready to be fooled.

How did you even think
that a girl like me...

...would fall in love
with a bandmaster like you ?

This is reality...

not a dream.

"O beloved."

I knew this was a dream.

But I didn't know that
it hurts so much when it breaks.

"If you have decided to make the
decision of separating."

"O beloved."

"if you have decided to make
the decision of separating."

"Otherwise you were
the closest to me."

"if you have decided to make
the decision of separating."

"Otherwise you were
the closest to me."

"I can see your face
with open eyes."

"I can see it with my
closed eyes too."

"Who is a worshipper
of you, tell me."

"Who is a worshipper
of you, tell me."

"Tell mewho is closest to me ?"

"if you have decided to make
the decision of separating."

Laatu Singh ?

Yes, sir.

You have a bag.
You were about to flee.

Sir, I was going back to my house.

I have a search warrant
for this bungalow.

And until we search this bungalow,
you can't leave.

Come on. - Yes sir.

You go that way.
You go to that room.

But sir,
why are you searching the place ?

We have a hunch that you're
involved in Jarnel Singh's murder.

Murder ?

But sir,
I don't know anyJarnel Singh.

There's no need to
pretend to be innocent.

You've usurped his bungalow
and you say you don't know him ?

Sir, we've found a pistol.

. 22 calibers Smith and Wesson.

Send it to determine
the fingerprints. - Yes, sir.

And you are under arrest, Mr. Laatu.

Laatu Singh arrested on
charges of the Zarnel murder case.

Not Zarnel, brother. It's Jarnel.

Why are you ruining my happiness ?
Keep quiet.

Bhupi. - Pammi ?

Pammi, you're here ?

I wanted to talk to you
about something important.

Yes, what is it ?

I've decided to leave
this house for good.

Really !

But why... are you leaving ?

I'm breaking this false relationship
and going to attain mytrue love.

What nonsense are you talking,
Pammi ? - I'm telling the truth.

The truth of my soul.
The absolute truth. The naked truth.

Don't say such
shameless things, Pammi !

Tell me clearly. Who were you having
an affair with, behind my back ?

Thereis atruthful
and innocent man...

...who wants nothing besides love.

Look, you can go if you want to.
I won't stop you.

Heally !- Really-

But I at least have the
right to know what his name is.

You won't say anything to him,
will you ?

I swear on all my black money.

His name is... Laatu.

What?

Laatu.

That bandmaster ? That idiot Laatu ?
- Mind your language.

He's my true love.

What's wrong with you now ?

I don't know whether
I should laugh or cry.

Sit and think calmly. I'm going.

Pammi!

One minute.

You may have always misunderstood
me, but I am atrue Indian husband.

If this is what makes you happy,
then I accept it.

That's why I'll also tell
you where Laatu is presently.

Where's he'!?

In prison.

I'm ruined !I'm destroyed!

My Laatu can never kill anyone. I'm
sure this is someone's conspiracy.

Let me see how the police
keep my Laatu under arrest.

Laatu, I'm coming.
Don't worry. I'm coming.

Pammi... Pammi, don't go.

Pammi, stop ! Pammi, stop ! Pammi...

Pammi, go!

She left.

Now I'm free.

I've attained freedom !

Now I'm free.

I've attained freedom !

Pam mi left the house herself.

Now father can't say
anything to me either.

Now I'll marry Sweety.

Now I'm free.
I've attained freedom !

Now I'm free.
I've attained freedom !

Now I'm free.
I've attained freedom !

Now I'm free.

Now I'm free.
I've attained freedom !

Sweety. Welcome. Welcome.
You've come at the right time.

You had promised me that
you wouldn't do anything to Laatu.

I... haven't done anything.

The police will do
whatever is to be done.

You lied to me.

Then I'll be sinned.

I thought that no matter
what happens with me...

but I'd at least save
Laatu with this false dram a.

But I was a fool who believed you.

I'm going to Laatu now.
You can do what you can.

Brother. - Brother ?

What do you mean by brother ?

Sweaty, stop.
Sweaty, listen to me. Come back.

Sweety, it won't be good.

Where is my gun ?

This gentleman lady...

I will make her a gentleman lady.

Hi, father.

Dear ! You're here all of a sudden ?

Actually, I wanted to talk
to you about something important.

I couldn't wait.

One more important thing.

Come on. Tell me. You also tell me.

Father, I...

Look, dear, this is very good.
Every woman feels shy.

But the women in our
family have never been shy.

That's why tell me quickly.
What's the matter ?

Father, I'm in love with someone.

Yes, father. He's saved me from
goons many times. Just like a hero.

What's the boy's name ? - Laatu.

Laatu ?

Laatu !

Father, his name is a little funny,
but he's very sweet.

Dear, if you wanted
something sweet...

...then you should have
fallen in love with the...

sweets of the
confectioner Nandu.

Father... - I would have
been happy even if you had...

brought someone like Twenty one.

Thank you, sir.

You considered me worthy enough.

But sir,
I'm not that kind of a guy.

Back off!
He talks nonsense all the time.

Father, why are you
reacting like that ?

What else should I do, dear ?
Should I sing happy songs ?

You can't fall in love
with that loafer, that scoundrel.

Don't talk like that about him.

Do you even know him ?
- I don't know him ?

I don't know him ?

I know that lady thief very well.

You can't reject my love like that.

Give me just one reason
why I shouldn't love Laatu.

One reason ?
I can give you four reasons.

Reason no. 1.

Presently, that rascal is in
prison under the charges of murder.

My Laatu is in prison. - Yes.

Reason no. 2. That model
Sweety loves him truly too.

Sweety 7

And reason no. 3. He's not just yours,
but your mother's Laatu as well.

What? Mother ?

Reason no. 4. I'm going to
conduct his funeral today itself.

That's why if you don't want to
become a 1/3rd widow, then forget him.

No. That can't happy.
Laatu is only mine.

Our souls are connected.
Laatu can't be anyone else's.

I'm going to my Laatu. - Dear...

Dear g

Life is hell !

Is any other woman
left in our family ?

Laatu.

I want Laatu.

I want Laatu.

I survived. I didn't get shot.

Laatu Singh.

Someone is here to meet you.

You look much more handsome
in reality than in the picture.

Hello, Laatu. - Yes. Hello.

I'm Pammi.

You can also call me Pam.

I didn't recognize you, Pam mi.

Don't call me Pammi. Call me Pam.

Pam.

Okay. Who are you, Pam ?

Pam sounds so good when you say it.

I'm crazy about you.

What do you mean ?
- I mean I love you.

That's whyl left my husband who
I've been married to for 20 years.

What? Your husband ? - Yes.

He's not an ordinary man.

He's the biggest don in town,
Bhupinder Singh.

You are brother's wife ?
- I was. But not anymore.

Now I'm only yours. Only yours.

I'll just get filtered
water for you. Just a minute.

Laatu.

Your anger is justified, Laatu.

I know that you'll never forgive me.

Please listen to me just once.

Laatu, just once. Please.

Just once.

Laatu, I've come to tell
you the truth as to why I did that.

Brother threatened
me that he'd kill you.

That's why I was scared.

I know I broke your heart.

I'm sorry.

Slveety.
- Hey, you ! Stop your drama.

Laaiu, don't listen to her.

Who's this aunt, Laatu ?
Has she come to adopt you ?

Your mother is an aunt.
I'm in love with Laatu.

What ? Have you seen your age ?

Don't you have any shame ?

There's no shame in love.
Come on, get lost.

She's right.
You should feel ashamed, mother.

Priya ?
- Mother ? - Mother ? Priya ?

Hi, Laatu.

What have you come here for ?

You have a daughter
who's of Laalu's age, aunt.

It was fine if your daughter
was in love with Laatu.

Exactly. That's what I was saying.

Absolutely. Did you see ?

She's also saying the same.
Now leave.

Mother, please go back
to father and leave Laatu for me.

I love him.

What nonsense are you talking ?

Absolutely.
What nonsense are you talking ?

Is your daughter gone crazy ?

You two have gone crazy that you
don't understand such a simple thing.

Laatu and I are made for each other.
He has touched my soul.

Hey !

Don't you feel ashamed
flirting with your future father !

Ill-m annered !

Don't you feel ashamed flirting
with your future son-in-law !

Why did you slap me 7

How can I slap my mother ?
- Like that.

Hey ! You slapped me !
- Yes, I Slapped you !

You slapped my mother !
- Yes, I slapped your mother !

I'll slap your father too !
- No ! No ! No !

Stop ! What are you doing ?

Silence! No one will move !

This police station
is under our custody now.

Brother, you can't do that.
- Why not ?

Because...
because it's against the rules.

Have you ever seen
this happening before ?

We've never even seen a policeman
being beaten by women before.

Brother,
at least you don't say that.

The country is proud of you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Stop doing all this and
get the bandm aster out. Come on !

I told you to act
as if you were in love...

...and you started
doing this dramawith me ?

You started flirting with my wife,
my daughter and my girlfriend ?

Girlfriend ! Lies ! Betrayal !

Bhupi, you betrayed me!

I won't spare you ! I...

Yes ! I'll give you
a third degree torture...

in this police
station using a broom.

Shut up !

I betrayed you ?

You came here to pay homage
to God, didn't you ?

Don't you dare speak up now !

No one will utter a word!

Now onlyl will talk.

One minute, brother. Hello.

Where are you all ?
- We're at the police station.

But who are you ?

I'm your boss, idiot.

Sorry, boss.

Who's it? - Boss.

You idiot ! I'm your boss.

This is amazing, boss.

You're talking in front
of me and on the phone as well.

Both of you are calling me an idiot.

Give me the phone.

Hello. Hello.

Oh, no. That's father's number.

Father...

You ! You were the spy !

You were the spy !

You were the spy !
- Sorry, brother. Sorry.

Enough g

Enough ! No more sorry.

Henceforth, nothing will go wrong in
Bhupinder Singh Sultanpuri's life.

Todayl'll bring an end
to all the problems in my life.

And the first one on the
listis Laatu !- No !- No ! No!

Bhupi, you can't shoot him.
He's your future rival.

Sister-in-law,
rivals are usually women.

Forget that, brother.
See the emotion.

No. - Father, please.

He's your future son-in-law.
Don't kill me.

I see. If the mother
and daughter love him truly...

then I'll shoot
you instead of him.

He'll be spared.

Pammi?

I would have sacrificed
my life, but...

Yes, what will this motherless
child do without me ?

Priya dear.

I would have sacrificed
my life too...

...but what would this
childless mother do without me ?

Yes. Sweaty.

Sweaty, you love this
muso more than your life ?

What did you call me ? - A muso.

You could have called
me a musician with respect

No, I will call you amuso.
Do what you want to.

Did you buy my CD by any chance ?

I don't have the time
for these useless things.

Wrong answer.

I'll show you what I'll do now.
- I see.

Catch him.

Come on.

I will..

Leave me.

Move aside.

Leave me.

Hey.

Be careful, Laatu.

Careful.

Where are you running?

Catch him.

Now where will you run?

Move. Move aside.

Com e, come now.

Leave me.

You dog, you will be shot.

You move aside. You both move aside.

No. - Let me shoot. Leave me.

Laatu, we are with you.

No!

Pammi!

Sweaty!

I'm stuck. Get me out.

Brother, what happened.

Stop ! No one will shoot.
Hands up. Hands up.

Hands up.

Come on. Come on.

Where do we have to go?

Sorry, brother.

You idiot !
I told you not to shoot ! Come on !

No one will move !

No one will shoot !

Come on. Take me. Take me.

Back off !

No one will shoot !

Idiots. Take out your guns.

Move !

Don't shoot.

Dogs, rascals! How many times have I said don't shoot.

Will you get me shot?

Move! Move!

Move.

Don't shoot !

Move. One minute.

No one will shoot.

Move. One minute.

Move. Move.

N°» Bhupi !

Sweet!!-.

It's going to rain.

Where has this old man come from ?

Bhupi, throw the gun.

No, father. I won't... This is foul.

I won't say it again. Throw the gun.

Here you go.

You idiot!

I gave you my daughter and
made you the don of this city.

And you lied to me ?

Father, he lied to me too.
That too for that girl.

Father, he even slapped me.

Teach him alesson !- Keep quiet!

There's no need to pretend
to be a helpless woman.

I've cometo know
about all your misdeeds.

I controlled myself, or else,
after listening to what you did...

for the first time, I started
sympathizing with this Bhupi.

Really ? Really, father ?

Father, I love you.

Hey! Back off! Back off!

"Father, I love you.
Father, I love you."

I'm just sympathizing
with you and not marrying you.

Both of you are the same.

And your biggest punishment is...

that both of you
will have to live together.

No, father !- Hey!

Now tell me who that Laatu is because
of whom this chaos is created.

Who is he?

He's that man.

Father...

He?

This muso ?

Now your father will be done for.

You could have called
me a musician with respect

Why ? Does it hurt when someone
calls you a muso, you muso ?

Now it's you who's going to be hurt.

But tell me something.
Did you buy my CD by chance ?

Are you Disco Singh ?
I'm a big fan of yours.

I listen to your CD everyday.

The third song in your CD...
What is it?

"When the Jatt harvests his crops,
he gets wealthy."

This mean... you're the
only one who bought my CD ?

The one who values my talent ?

Yes. I've been eagerly
waiting for your second CD.

When are you going to release it?

As soon as I collect the money.

Making a video costs
a lot of money these days.

Forget about the money.

Just record the CD.
I'll invest the money. Don't worry.

Can I also cast Sweaty in it ?
- Sure !

Life is hell !- Yes.

Silence on set ! Full lights !

Sound ! Roll camera !

One minute. One minute.

Director,
can I touch Sweety in the video ?

Not at all.

But why?

I'm the producer and the
singer of the video. I'm the star.

I can even hug Sweety if I want.

Whoever you may be,
I'm the director of this video.

Only my orders will
be followed here.

Go and stand there quietly.

You're so ill-mannered.
Who do you think you are ?

You're just wearing a hat
and you call yourself a director.

What do you think of yourself?

You think you're a star already ?

Brother, it's a director
who makes someone a star.

You can't make a director.

Should I show you whatl can do ?
Should I ?

Get out. Get lost.

Who are you to order me ?
I'll leave myself.

Pack up !- No one will pack up !
You get lost ! Come on !

He thinks he's a director.

I know how directors are.
What does a director do ?

They just say'cut'and'action'.
We'll do it ourselves.

Come on. Roll. Action.

To copy this song,
first slap your thighs.

Then press * and then 9.
Conditions apply.

"Disco Singh."

Slap your thighs.

"Disco Singh."

"Disco Singh will steal your heart."

"Disco Singh will steal your heart."

"I went to the market..."

"I went to the market and brought
home a musical instrument."

"Disco Singh will
steal your heart."

"Disco Singh will steal your heart."

"Disco Singh will steal your heart."

"Disco Singh."

"Disco Singh."

"He wears suits, travels the world
and shakes the world."

Everyone knows that
I'm never appreciated.

"He says nice things.
This is his good point."

"Smart people realise this.
But thank you."

"He wears suits, travels the world
and shakes the world."

"He says nice things.
This is his good point."

"He knows... he knows..."

"How to fix his turban."

"Disco Singh will steal your heart."

"Disco Singh will steal your heart."

"When destiny is useless..."

"...then what will the
bornvita boy do..."

"Disco singh"