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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,934 --> 00:00:08,968 What the heck? 2 00:00:10,270 --> 00:00:13,239 No! No! 3 00:00:28,065 --> 00:00:30,800 One day, at the scene of the fire, 4 00:00:30,867 --> 00:00:33,469 the cop found the perfect axe. 5 00:00:33,537 --> 00:00:37,156 That was the day he became... Axe Cop! 6 00:00:37,274 --> 00:00:39,075 _ 7 00:00:39,142 --> 00:00:41,010 So he had tryouts and hired a partner. 8 00:00:41,078 --> 00:00:42,378 _ 9 00:00:42,446 --> 00:00:44,814 _ 10 00:00:44,881 --> 00:00:46,782 I will chop your heads off! 11 00:00:46,883 --> 00:00:49,543 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 12 00:00:49,778 --> 00:00:53,656 Here comes the giant dinosaur with food for the little baby. 13 00:00:53,724 --> 00:00:55,024 Mmm. 14 00:00:55,092 --> 00:00:57,026 - What was that? - I better take a look. 15 00:00:57,094 --> 00:00:59,095 Here, take your flute. 16 00:01:00,330 --> 00:01:02,665 Axe Cop, what are you doing here? 17 00:01:02,733 --> 00:01:06,335 - You're making a mess! - The head trash at the station was full. 18 00:01:06,403 --> 00:01:07,937 Axe Cop, come in. 19 00:01:08,005 --> 00:01:09,905 - This is the chief of the normal police. - What? 20 00:01:09,973 --> 00:01:12,575 There's a Vampire Man baby kid terrorizing the city. 21 00:01:12,643 --> 00:01:14,276 Sounds good. Okay, bye. 22 00:01:14,344 --> 00:01:15,678 See you later, Flute Cop. 23 00:01:15,746 --> 00:01:18,247 I have to go on an important night mission. 24 00:01:21,451 --> 00:01:24,920 Hey, Axe Cop, maybe I can tag along on this one? 25 00:01:24,988 --> 00:01:26,656 What do you say? 26 00:01:26,723 --> 00:01:29,058 Fine, just this once. Let's go! 27 00:01:29,126 --> 00:01:30,559 Wexter! 28 00:01:32,663 --> 00:01:35,197 All right, my first night mission! 29 00:01:35,265 --> 00:01:37,433 Anita, can you run Uni-Baby a bath? 30 00:01:37,501 --> 00:01:39,335 I'll be home in a couple of hours! 31 00:01:44,274 --> 00:01:47,677 Vampire Man baby kid is moving North on Columbus 32 00:01:47,744 --> 00:01:50,012 through the Crosstown Bridge, making his way past the museum 33 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:53,015 and, uh... Wait, I lost him somehow. 34 00:02:01,758 --> 00:02:03,793 - Fly home! - Who was that? 35 00:02:03,860 --> 00:02:05,861 It was Axe Cop and Flute Cop! 36 00:02:05,929 --> 00:02:07,963 We saved you and you're welcome! 37 00:02:08,031 --> 00:02:10,399 What are you doing? On night missions, 38 00:02:10,467 --> 00:02:14,136 - you have to stay in the shadows. - Oh, right. Yes, sorry. 39 00:02:14,204 --> 00:02:15,871 Like this? Can you see me? 40 00:02:18,842 --> 00:02:20,609 Hold him still, Flute Cop. 41 00:02:20,677 --> 00:02:23,379 - I'll chop your head... - No, Axe Cop, wait. 42 00:02:23,447 --> 00:02:25,214 - Don't chop his head off! - What? 43 00:02:25,282 --> 00:02:28,384 On night missions, I always chop off bad guys' heads. 44 00:02:28,452 --> 00:02:30,319 Get with the program, Flute Cop! 45 00:02:30,387 --> 00:02:32,455 But he's not trying to bite my neck. 46 00:02:32,522 --> 00:02:34,990 - He's trying to tell me a secret. - A secret? 47 00:02:35,058 --> 00:02:37,026 Vampire Man baby kid is saying 48 00:02:37,094 --> 00:02:39,395 that he used to be a normal happy baby 49 00:02:39,463 --> 00:02:42,064 who lived with his parents inside of the Moon. 50 00:02:42,132 --> 00:02:44,100 Don't you mean on the Moon? 51 00:02:44,167 --> 00:02:46,830 Nope. He's saying inside the Moon. 52 00:02:46,865 --> 00:02:49,905 Good morning, sweetie. Say hi to daddy. 53 00:02:49,973 --> 00:02:51,874 His father was a vampire. 54 00:02:51,942 --> 00:02:56,078 His job was to protect the dial that controls the phases of the Moon. 55 00:02:56,146 --> 00:02:57,646 Protect it from who? 56 00:02:57,714 --> 00:03:00,716 From the moon people, who are normally very weak. 57 00:03:00,784 --> 00:03:03,319 But if the dial was ever stuck on a super Moon, 58 00:03:03,386 --> 00:03:07,256 they would all turn into super werewolves and attack Earth. 59 00:03:07,324 --> 00:03:09,592 They were a perfect happy family 60 00:03:09,659 --> 00:03:12,361 until one day his parents got into a fight. 61 00:03:12,429 --> 00:03:15,965 - What was their fight about? - He says he doesn't know. 62 00:03:16,032 --> 00:03:18,200 I mean, he's just a baby. He doesn't pick up on nuances. 63 00:03:18,268 --> 00:03:22,071 So his father got so mad, he tried to bite his mother. 64 00:03:22,139 --> 00:03:23,839 And then this little peanut right here... 65 00:03:23,907 --> 00:03:26,966 ...jumped in the way to save her and was bitten by accident. 66 00:03:28,912 --> 00:03:30,913 Go get help, Vampire Man baby kid! 67 00:03:32,816 --> 00:03:36,318 - Axe Cop, we need to go to the Moon. - Not a chance! 68 00:03:36,386 --> 00:03:40,623 I don't help babies, especially on night missions! 69 00:03:40,690 --> 00:03:43,692 I should never have brought you along, Flute Cop. 70 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:47,129 But you did, buddy, and I love babies, you know that. 71 00:03:47,197 --> 00:03:49,632 I vote we help the little guy save his mom 72 00:03:49,699 --> 00:03:52,101 from his evil vampire father. What do you say? 73 00:03:52,169 --> 00:03:56,138 Hmm, I always have wanted to kill an evil vampire. 74 00:03:56,206 --> 00:03:58,974 - Now we're talking! - But if we're going to fight on the Moon, 75 00:03:59,042 --> 00:04:00,609 we're going to need upgrades. 76 00:04:00,677 --> 00:04:03,145 All right! Where do you get upgrades? 77 00:04:03,213 --> 00:04:05,381 - The weapons store. - Great, where is it? 78 00:04:05,448 --> 00:04:06,582 The woods. 79 00:04:06,650 --> 00:04:10,085 - Oh, no one's here. - Wrong. 80 00:04:10,153 --> 00:04:11,387 Hyah! 81 00:04:12,689 --> 00:04:15,591 - What the heck? - You are Bear Cop now. 82 00:04:15,659 --> 00:04:17,960 Oh great. What's your upgrade? 83 00:04:18,028 --> 00:04:20,129 I don't need one. I'm already perfect. 84 00:04:20,197 --> 00:04:23,766 Now go try out your moves on those evil lumberjacks. 85 00:04:23,834 --> 00:04:26,435 What? What evil lumberjacks? 86 00:04:35,545 --> 00:04:36,679 Whoa! 87 00:04:44,821 --> 00:04:46,755 Oh! Huh? 88 00:04:49,659 --> 00:04:53,529 You are now Spider Bear Cop! Finish them! 89 00:04:58,068 --> 00:04:59,602 Yeah, that's right. 90 00:04:59,669 --> 00:05:03,038 Now it's time to go kill an evil vampire. 91 00:05:03,106 --> 00:05:07,213 - And save this baby's mom! - Wexter! 92 00:05:12,182 --> 00:05:14,783 All right, Wexter got us on the Moon, 93 00:05:14,851 --> 00:05:18,687 now use your spider leg bear claws to get us in the Moon. 94 00:05:18,755 --> 00:05:21,423 Not a problem with these puppies. 95 00:05:21,491 --> 00:05:23,225 Let me just dig in. 96 00:05:30,166 --> 00:05:32,234 Oh no, moon people. 97 00:05:32,302 --> 00:05:34,236 We don't have to worry about them. 98 00:05:34,304 --> 00:05:37,039 The Moon's not a super moon, so they're weak. 99 00:05:37,107 --> 00:05:39,242 Look! That must be the tower where Vampire Man 100 00:05:39,243 --> 00:05:41,377 baby kid's mom is being held prisoner. 101 00:05:41,444 --> 00:05:44,947 Now let's go kill an evil vampire, Spider Bear Cop! 102 00:05:46,983 --> 00:05:48,884 Please let me out of this cage. 103 00:05:48,952 --> 00:05:51,680 Never! You lied to me! 104 00:05:52,656 --> 00:05:54,390 Set her free, evil vampire! 105 00:05:54,457 --> 00:05:58,160 We can do this the hard way or the sharp way. 106 00:05:58,228 --> 00:05:59,995 My baby! 107 00:06:00,063 --> 00:06:01,797 I knew you'd come back for me. 108 00:06:01,865 --> 00:06:04,833 - Now kill your father! - No, that's my job. 109 00:06:07,470 --> 00:06:09,738 No, she's the bad guy, not me. 110 00:06:09,806 --> 00:06:11,340 He's crazy! Don't listen to him! 111 00:06:13,243 --> 00:06:15,210 I saved you! 112 00:06:15,278 --> 00:06:17,012 - Mama! - No no no no no, not now. 113 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:19,548 Mommy's got something she's been waiting a long time to do. 114 00:06:19,616 --> 00:06:21,500 Don't let her touch that moon dial! 115 00:06:21,501 --> 00:06:25,921 - She's gonna use it to attack Earth! - That's right! 116 00:06:25,989 --> 00:06:29,358 - Wait. What? - I only married this vampire 117 00:06:29,426 --> 00:06:31,260 to get close enough to his moon dial. 118 00:06:31,328 --> 00:06:35,030 Every second of the day, he never stopped working, 119 00:06:35,098 --> 00:06:37,599 but one night around dinner time... 120 00:06:37,667 --> 00:06:38,934 ...I had my chance. 121 00:06:39,002 --> 00:06:40,803 Honey, can you get that? 122 00:06:40,870 --> 00:06:42,738 I'm in the middle of changing our baby. 123 00:06:42,806 --> 00:06:45,140 It's just a couple of seconds. What could happen? 124 00:06:45,208 --> 00:06:47,376 There was no one there. What the heck? 125 00:06:47,444 --> 00:06:49,211 Wha... What are you doing? 126 00:06:49,279 --> 00:06:52,767 You're a moon person. Our whole life has been a lie! 127 00:06:52,802 --> 00:06:54,717 You just wanted to touch that moon dial! 128 00:06:54,784 --> 00:06:56,652 Please don't bite me! 129 00:06:59,656 --> 00:07:02,758 And that's when he accidentally bit our son 130 00:07:02,826 --> 00:07:05,027 and turned him into this disgusting thing. 131 00:07:05,095 --> 00:07:07,229 - Mama. - But you didn't understand. 132 00:07:07,297 --> 00:07:11,066 You thought I was the good guy, because you're just a baby, 133 00:07:11,134 --> 00:07:14,570 and babies are dumb. 134 00:07:14,637 --> 00:07:16,138 Well, she's right about that. 135 00:07:16,206 --> 00:07:19,441 And now all my moon people will be able to change 136 00:07:19,509 --> 00:07:21,443 into their true form... 137 00:07:21,511 --> 00:07:23,679 super werewolves. 138 00:07:37,861 --> 00:07:41,430 Now me and my super werewolf brothers and sisters 139 00:07:41,498 --> 00:07:44,233 are going to attack Earth. 140 00:07:59,849 --> 00:08:02,985 The dial... it's broken. I can't turn it back. 141 00:08:03,053 --> 00:08:05,220 - What are we gonna do? - There is only one way 142 00:08:05,288 --> 00:08:08,390 to stop the super werewolves from destroying Earth. 143 00:08:08,458 --> 00:08:10,592 We have to blow up the Moon. 144 00:08:10,660 --> 00:08:13,328 But how? There aren't any bombs on the Moon. 145 00:08:13,396 --> 00:08:15,330 The Moon has a self-destruct button. 146 00:08:15,398 --> 00:08:16,999 That's super convenient. Where is it? 147 00:08:17,067 --> 00:08:19,234 - Inside of me. - But if we activate it, 148 00:08:19,302 --> 00:08:22,905 - you'll die along with the Moon. - Father! 149 00:08:22,972 --> 00:08:25,641 It's our only option. I knew this day would come, 150 00:08:25,708 --> 00:08:26,989 because why else would there be 151 00:08:26,990 --> 00:08:28,911 a button inside me to blow up the Moon? 152 00:08:29,178 --> 00:08:33,015 This is my destiny. Goodbye, son. 153 00:08:33,083 --> 00:08:34,450 I love you. 154 00:08:35,685 --> 00:08:37,186 It is time, Axe Cop. 155 00:08:37,253 --> 00:08:40,055 The only way to activate the self-destruct button 156 00:08:40,123 --> 00:08:42,424 inside of me is to karate kick me 157 00:08:42,492 --> 00:08:46,024 - in the chest... really hard. - Okay. 158 00:08:46,229 --> 00:08:47,928 Hyah! 159 00:08:49,365 --> 00:08:52,034 Don't worry, Vampire Man baby kid. 160 00:08:52,102 --> 00:08:55,370 I will adopt you and I will raise you as my own. 161 00:08:55,438 --> 00:08:57,439 The Moon will self-destruct 162 00:08:57,507 --> 00:09:01,243 in 10, nine, eight... 163 00:09:01,311 --> 00:09:02,778 We're done here. 164 00:09:04,981 --> 00:09:07,155 ...two, one. 165 00:09:08,718 --> 00:09:11,019 Wexter! 166 00:09:20,563 --> 00:09:22,331 What the heck?! 167 00:09:22,398 --> 00:09:25,367 Oh no! 168 00:09:29,772 --> 00:09:34,009 Whoo! Not too shabby for my first night mission, huh? 169 00:09:34,077 --> 00:09:36,378 I'm proud of myself. 170 00:09:36,446 --> 00:09:39,014 Oh hey, there's my house. Can you just drop us off right there? 171 00:09:39,082 --> 00:09:40,916 My pleasure. 172 00:09:45,421 --> 00:09:49,758 ♪ And so we are one big happy family ♪ 173 00:09:49,826 --> 00:09:54,997 ♪ Of a bunch of people who are not blood relatives ♪ 174 00:09:55,064 --> 00:09:58,634 ♪ We just happen to be living under the same roof. ♪ 175 00:09:59,101 --> 00:10:00,369 Dada! 176 00:10:00,636 --> 00:10:03,821 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 13554

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