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My taste?
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I like them with moustaches, obviously
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I like his moustache
rubbing against me...
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It's a little prickly
and a little ticklish
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The thrill of it!
It's like entering a mysterious jungle
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Oh, my god!
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What do you know? You haven't tried it
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Anyway, it's all over now. Finito
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Eight long years
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but in the end
they don't come to a thing
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To people like us
eight years is a real achievement
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I reallywant to be with him
forever and ever
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What can I do? What can I say?
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Sing! It's almost time! Come out!
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My name is Law Kar-sing
and I'm 46 years old
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People call me Law Kar-ying
the comedian
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This is my big day
I'm getting married with Chuen
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Chuen, as in the actor Bean Stalk Chuen
not the actress Wang Ming-quan
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But like Wang Ming-quan, she's a woman
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Whereas I am a gay man
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A gay man getting married is like
a Buddhist monk combing his hair
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They are equally ridiculous
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Come to think of it
Fate must be playing a joke on me...
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to bring me into this world as a gay man
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This is me in Form 2
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I'm ratherthin
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During that year, there's nothing I look
more forward to than Saturday afternoons
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Because we had swimming classes
every Saturday afternoon
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Why?
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Don't tell me you don't get it
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You must think I am shameless
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I agree. I consider myself despicable
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But what can I do? I just can't help it
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You little punk! How dare you?
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That was myfirst time
and what a disaster
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That boywas two forms above me
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He not only punched me...
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but also bad-mouthed me in school
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He said I was a 'pervert'
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Do not take that word slightly
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Back then the word 'gay'
was not in circulation
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People call you a pervert
and you are damned...
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for all eternity and beyond
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Maybe it's conditional reflex
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I fell seriously ill soon afterward
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And forthree whole months
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I flunked my exam
and had to go to another school
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Which actually did me a lot of good that
I could bury my 'criminal past'...
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and open a new page in my life
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No one knew my secret
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I also made up my mind
that from then on...
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I would close myself up
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Age was never a problem forus
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I've been absolutely clear about that
from day one
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I always like older men
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People of my own age
are too much like mirrors;,
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And I'm not into taking care of kids
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Our biggest difference
is our attitude towards 'gay'
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For me, I just don't see
there's any problem
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Some people like women
and some people like men
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Like some people like golf
and some like hockey
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They're all normal
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It's just that the distribution
is somewhat uneven
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So everytime people ask me
I tell them frankly
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Not him. He's exactlythe opposite
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We call people who don't dare
let others knowthey're our comrades...
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'Closet gays'
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Like I tell other people...
He's much more than a closet
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He's an old camphorwood chest...
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An antique, a museum piece
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Mustachio, listen to this
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There's a 'Mirror Mirror on the Wall'
method that's well worth a try
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You look at the mirror
and gently speak to yourself
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'l am gay'...
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for20 times a day
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Are you nuts?
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What's wrong? That's what the book says!
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No wonderyou're afraid other people
will find out you can't face it yourself
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What madness is this anyway?
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Let me help you! Say it
Look at the mirror and say...
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'l am gay'...
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Both of us are gay!
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Are you not gay?
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You don't want me to beat you up
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Look who's talking
I should be beating you up!
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Are you not gay? Say it! Now say it!
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Stay awayfrom mytoothbrush
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Are you not gay?
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I really don't think
not coming out is hypocritical
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I ratherthinkwithout hypocrisy...
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the world would have long gone
to the dogs
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I'm not saying truth is bad
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But sometimes too much truth
can be harmful
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That's why hypocrisy
appropriately dispensed, is a virtue
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How do you do, Mrs. Siu? My name's Law
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You can be very frank with me
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All our conversations are confidential
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You can tape them if you want...
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and take the tape home
with you afterwards
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No, that won't be necessary
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Well, what can I do foryou?
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I don't know why...
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but I'm just not interested in it
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It's like... I neverfeel anything
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Everytime my husband...
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gets on top of me...
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I just want him to finish
as quickly as possible
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So I can go to sleep
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I thinkyou may have
a psychological block somewhere
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My suggestion is to consult a doctor
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But what if I run
into one of those lusty doctors?
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They are everywhere. I saw it on TV
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That's exaggerating
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Maybe you and your husband can use
some arousal before intercourse
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Get him to buy some porno tapes
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Make it fun
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I don't know where to buy them
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You can subscribe to Cable TV
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I heard they're giving away 3-D glasses
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so you can see more clearly
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What're you staring at?
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I do everything with my eyes open
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What're you getting at?
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Miss, shall I shampoo your hair?
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Ok
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I'm leaving!
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Bad taste!
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Miss!
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Miss... What is it? Bad taste
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What's going on?
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I didn't do anything
She just couldn't take it
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Get backto work, sis
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Okay, sis
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Sorryto keep you waiting
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That's okay. I have plenty of time
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Plenty of time? A big-shot
record company executive like you?
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You don't work fortime
you make time work foryou
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What?
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Are you dating anyone this weekend?
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The question should be;.
is anyone dating ME?
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I never date anyone
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Can I date you?
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We'll see
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I have two Aaron Kwok concert tickets
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I don't like Aaron Kwok
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He's such a snow-white!
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I'd much prefer Burt Reynolds
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At least he has hair
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Sonny, Angela's done
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Okay
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Excuse me
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Be quick, okay?
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You should be working
What're you doing reading?
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What is it?
Did you find an apartment yet?
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No! He gave us such short notice
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I don't knowwhat we're going to do
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Let me ask if there's anything
in my building, how's that?
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Now get back to work
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Thankyou
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Stop fooling around
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How's everything? Let me look
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How's it? Can it be shorter?
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You're beautiful. No need to cut
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No cutting
This is just the right length for a show
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You'll kill them all Really?
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Do you do out-calls?
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Sure. Why not?
As long as there's moneyto be made
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I give you a discount
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Mustachio and I opened this salon
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You're right. They are my comrades
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I didn't plan it this way
in the beginning
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But you know, slowly but surely
birds of a feather...
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Do the clients know?
Old clients come looking forus
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Those who couldn't stand us
never came back afterthe first visit
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Thankyou...
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Welcom
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Thankyou Thankyou
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Sing
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How're you? No.10 Aunt
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Sing
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Aki, this is Mr. Law, my nephew
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You're too young to be his aunt!
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Me big family
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My grandpa many manywives
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I get it
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Thankyou
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Is he new?
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Pickings are lean these days
I install a Japanese here...
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to make the establishment
look more authentic
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What do you want to eat?
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Where's Julie?
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The weather changed
and her asthma's come back
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So? If there're no problems
I'll start looking for a shop
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You just said the pickings are lean
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And what about colon bacillus?
Aren't you scared?
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I still have to run this business
one way or another
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I have it all worked out
Julie stays here
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Orwe hire another person to help her
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I take care of the new shop
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Give me some more time
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Do you have to get permission
from your Sonny?
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He has his own business and I have mine
Why should I ask him?
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Okay. Let's drop it
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Thankyou
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Has Sam called you lately?
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Yes, a few days ago. Why?
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I think he's graduating
in a fewweeks' time, right?
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I guess so
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He didn't invite you?
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Isn't there a rule somewhere saying
parents are supposed to attend graduation?
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Let me ask him
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It's a big day. No reason why parents
shouldn't show up. Right?
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There's still time
He'll askyou any day now
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It's pops
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Pops
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You're back. Good. Help me set the table
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What's going on?
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Go wash yourface first
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Hello
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Chuen!
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When did you come back?
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Chuen came to visit us
straight from the airport
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Where can I go?
I have no one in Hong Kong now
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What nonsense are you talking about!
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You guys eat first. I'll get the dishes
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Why didn't you tell me?
I could have met you at the airport
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How long are you staying?
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I don't know. Anywhere from 2 to 3 weeks
to 2 to 3 months
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Have you eaten?
I asked Uncle Tin not to page you
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It's okay. I was at No.10 Aunt's shop
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How long has Uncle Tin
quitted the stage?
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When did you go to Canada?
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Last October
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He retired two months afteryou left
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It's becoming too much for him
One time he almost fainted on stage
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He just told me someone wanted him
to do a show over Chinese Newyear
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I'm glad you're back
Help me talk him out of it
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It's terribly hard to give up
what you like, you know?
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I mean his acting
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How's your mother?
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She's fine. She settles in right away
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She's just worried about
the two apartments in Hong Kong
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That's why I'm here
To take care of that business
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That's good
A clean break, get it overwith
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Yes, a clean break
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I mean yourtwo apartments
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I know
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Sonny once said, behind every gay man...
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there's a woman waiting for him
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Chuen is mywoman
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She's from the next village
We practically grew up together
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Chuen never said she liked me
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But everybody in the village
knows she likes me
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Several times I wanted to tell her...
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In the beginning I never dreamed
he doesn't like women
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On the contrary, I thought...
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I was the one and onlywoman in his life
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He's always so shy
and doesn't talk much
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That time... Come to think of it...
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we only had that one time
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And I think I tookthe initiative
more than he did
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00:20:42,007 --> 00:20:47,138
And because of that one time
it never occurs to me he likes men
263
00:20:52,150 --> 00:20:54,015
Pops will be back soon
264
00:20:54,286 --> 00:20:55,583
Liar
265
00:20:55,621 --> 00:20:58,522
Uncle Tin has a show. He'll be home late
266
00:22:35,554 --> 00:22:38,045
Did you ever make love
to Bean Stalk Chuen?
267
00:22:38,557 --> 00:22:39,683
Who?
268
00:22:40,525 --> 00:22:42,584
That little Chuen of yours
269
00:22:44,596 --> 00:22:48,054
What's wrong with you?
What kind of question is that?
270
00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:50,762
What? Is there something
that we can't talk about?
271
00:22:50,802 --> 00:22:52,793
Did you or did you not?
272
00:22:55,574 --> 00:22:58,509
No? I don't believe you!
273
00:22:58,543 --> 00:23:00,568
Then what about otherwomen?
274
00:23:01,146 --> 00:23:02,272
No
275
00:23:03,582 --> 00:23:04,879
I did
276
00:23:06,985 --> 00:23:08,316
With whom?
277
00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:12,114
My neighbour's daughter Chastity
278
00:23:12,891 --> 00:23:14,324
Chastity?
279
00:23:14,493 --> 00:23:17,291
Don't let her name fool you
280
00:23:17,462 --> 00:23:20,761
In flesh and blood she's hotterthan
all those sex bombs
281
00:23:22,701 --> 00:23:23,963
Pretty?
282
00:23:24,836 --> 00:23:26,497
Not too bad
283
00:23:27,005 --> 00:23:28,939
I was in Form 4
284
00:23:28,974 --> 00:23:32,068
One day I went to her home
to help her study
285
00:23:32,110 --> 00:23:35,079
Some help I gave her!
She almost took my cherry
286
00:23:36,014 --> 00:23:37,345
What do you mean?
287
00:23:37,382 --> 00:23:38,576
She wanted to mount me!
288
00:23:38,617 --> 00:23:41,415
She was wild! Pawing me all over...
289
00:23:41,453 --> 00:23:45,184
She even took my hand...
to touch herthing!
290
00:23:46,124 --> 00:23:47,113
And then?
291
00:23:47,159 --> 00:23:49,855
I would rather die!
Oh, howterribly disgusting!
292
00:23:50,195 --> 00:23:53,722
I only kneaded hertits
That's as far as I would go
293
00:23:54,666 --> 00:23:56,190
Theywere big!
294
00:23:57,002 --> 00:23:58,833
But I didn't feel anything
295
00:24:01,373 --> 00:24:04,433
Well, did you... effe her?
296
00:24:06,211 --> 00:24:08,236
I couldn't even get it up
297
00:24:08,380 --> 00:24:11,747
I closed my eyes to not look at her
but nothing doing
298
00:24:11,783 --> 00:24:15,344
Then my mom called me from next door
and saved me
299
00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:19,822
Bull! So you never did it
300
00:24:19,858 --> 00:24:23,419
What do you mean? Awoman touched me!
301
00:24:23,929 --> 00:24:25,590
You're so silly
302
00:24:30,101 --> 00:24:33,537
So tell me
did you do it with Bean Stalk Chuen?
303
00:24:35,073 --> 00:24:37,234
You're a foolish piggy
304
00:24:38,510 --> 00:24:40,501
I'm a foolish piggy. What are you?
305
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,846
You're an old pig? Are you not?
306
00:24:43,882 --> 00:24:45,509
You, you are a sow!
307
00:24:45,717 --> 00:24:48,151
So I'm a sow
Then you must be the husband
308
00:24:48,186 --> 00:24:49,710
Are you Mrs. or Mr. Pig?
309
00:24:49,754 --> 00:24:52,382
No. You're Mrs. Pig
I want to be Mr. Pig
310
00:24:53,925 --> 00:24:56,826
You... you're a pig with a moustache
311
00:24:57,496 --> 00:25:00,260
Mrs. Chu, please slow down
312
00:25:00,599 --> 00:25:03,932
What was your husband doing in Shenzhen?
313
00:25:03,969 --> 00:25:07,769
He has a concubine! But she's a man!
314
00:25:08,206 --> 00:25:12,643
I don't knowwhen he became gay
315
00:25:15,380 --> 00:25:17,075
How did you find out?
316
00:25:17,749 --> 00:25:21,708
I had a private eye follow him
I even got pictures
317
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:22,944
Look
318
00:25:33,265 --> 00:25:35,495
These photographs don't mean anything
319
00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:39,493
Arms around the shoulder
All men do this
320
00:25:39,838 --> 00:25:41,601
Besides, the pictures are fuzzy
321
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:45,269
But he admits it!
I confront him and he admits it!
322
00:25:45,310 --> 00:25:48,939
He said all these years with me
he was cheating himself
323
00:25:48,980 --> 00:25:52,416
What about me? Wasn't he cheating me?
How's he going to account forthat?
324
00:25:54,586 --> 00:25:56,349
How long have you been married?
325
00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:57,855
15 years
326
00:25:58,924 --> 00:26:00,983
He really loves me
327
00:26:01,026 --> 00:26:03,790
He gave me a carfor my birthday
328
00:26:06,531 --> 00:26:08,761
But he gave that faggot...
329
00:26:09,034 --> 00:26:12,492
a flat for his birthday!
330
00:26:13,805 --> 00:26:18,037
Mrs. Chu, please calm down. Please
331
00:26:19,444 --> 00:26:21,742
If you don't mind...
332
00:26:22,113 --> 00:26:26,174
Is there ever a problem
in your sex life?
333
00:26:26,217 --> 00:26:27,275
No
334
00:26:29,354 --> 00:26:33,450
He's different from othermen though
335
00:26:33,758 --> 00:26:37,694
He doesn't like women
with big endowments
336
00:26:37,862 --> 00:26:41,389
I already don't have much
but they still turn him off
337
00:26:44,302 --> 00:26:46,395
Now I know
338
00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:49,202
He likes men!
339
00:26:54,145 --> 00:26:56,409
Have you seen that man?
340
00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:58,848
No, That's what made me so mad
341
00:26:58,883 --> 00:27:00,817
I asked him
if that faggot was really handsome
342
00:27:00,852 --> 00:27:04,117
He said no, and kept saying
he had nothing to do with it
343
00:27:04,255 --> 00:27:05,745
Mr. Law, you tell me
344
00:27:05,790 --> 00:27:08,850
Whywould a man for no good reason
become a faggot?
345
00:27:13,665 --> 00:27:16,156
Now I'm worried he'll get AlDS
346
00:27:16,368 --> 00:27:21,032
Mrs. Chu, AlDS
does not only affect homosexuals
347
00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:23,407
In fact, figures from many countries
show that...
348
00:27:23,441 --> 00:27:27,502
there are more heterosexuals
who have AlDS than homosexuals
349
00:27:29,881 --> 00:27:33,180
Mr. Law, why you seem
very knowledgeable about AlDS?
350
00:27:41,593 --> 00:27:42,582
Hello
351
00:27:43,728 --> 00:27:46,526
Hello, did you just wake up?
352
00:27:47,532 --> 00:27:49,261
Am I very ugly?
353
00:27:50,101 --> 00:27:54,504
You must not tell anyone
how I tookwithout make-up
354
00:27:55,073 --> 00:27:57,735
Do I look like that kind of people?
I know my professional ethics
355
00:27:58,209 --> 00:28:00,040
So, how do you want it?
356
00:28:01,179 --> 00:28:05,479
You're bad
I haven't even cleaned my eyes...
357
00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:07,747
and you already wanted me to work
358
00:28:11,589 --> 00:28:13,489
You don't care about me at all!
359
00:28:15,894 --> 00:28:17,794
I'm a professional
360
00:28:28,406 --> 00:28:31,933
Okay. Let's see how professional you are
361
00:28:31,976 --> 00:28:32,943
Alright!
362
00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:36,942
What're you doing?
363
00:28:38,450 --> 00:28:39,747
I think this is a mistake
364
00:28:40,251 --> 00:28:42,913
What is it? I ask you to come here...
365
00:28:43,455 --> 00:28:45,821
because I want you give me
a trim down there
366
00:28:45,857 --> 00:28:49,554
I'm doing swimming suits
fortonight's show
367
00:28:53,965 --> 00:28:55,262
But down there...
368
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:58,801
I can't. That part of female anatomy
gives me the creeps
369
00:28:59,104 --> 00:29:00,594
You're such an asshole!
370
00:29:01,673 --> 00:29:03,868
I'm gay, don't you know?
371
00:29:04,542 --> 00:29:05,941
I thought you knew!
372
00:29:06,711 --> 00:29:08,269
Let's make another appointment
373
00:29:08,313 --> 00:29:09,439
Shit!
374
00:29:26,397 --> 00:29:27,955
Why're you back so early?
375
00:29:28,566 --> 00:29:30,397
That bitch! She did it again!
376
00:29:31,636 --> 00:29:33,160
What is it this time?
377
00:29:33,838 --> 00:29:35,430
I went to her place to do her hair
378
00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:38,208
The bitch wanted me to mow her lawn
379
00:29:39,344 --> 00:29:41,278
What? She has a big lawn?
380
00:29:42,380 --> 00:29:44,541
She meant hertinyteeny lawn!
Blocknead!
381
00:29:47,919 --> 00:29:52,083
Oh, really? Did you do it?
382
00:29:52,123 --> 00:29:55,650
Of course not. If I screwed up
I'll have 3 years of bad luck
383
00:30:06,004 --> 00:30:07,494
What do you think about mywatch?
384
00:30:10,642 --> 00:30:11,904
It looks expensive
385
00:30:12,343 --> 00:30:14,402
Do you think I paid for it myself?
386
00:30:14,445 --> 00:30:16,743
It's a gift from an admirer
387
00:30:16,948 --> 00:30:19,678
He also took me to a candle light dinner
What do you think of that?
388
00:30:26,858 --> 00:30:29,884
Homosexual? What is it?
389
00:30:31,729 --> 00:30:36,257
One of my clients said her husband's
keeping a male lover in Shenzhen
390
00:30:37,435 --> 00:30:38,697
Then it's real
391
00:30:39,771 --> 00:30:41,170
What's real?
392
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:46,399
That's why all those sisters
went to the mainland everyweek
393
00:30:47,111 --> 00:30:49,045
To pick up men!
394
00:30:52,050 --> 00:30:54,143
Shall I unleash you
and let you go playwith them?
395
00:30:54,185 --> 00:30:56,244
Let me bookyou a seat. What do you say?
396
00:30:57,555 --> 00:30:58,351
I'm not going
397
00:30:58,523 --> 00:31:00,184
Pretend cool
398
00:31:09,801 --> 00:31:10,699
Kar-sing?
399
00:31:12,170 --> 00:31:13,102
How's everything? Kim
400
00:31:13,137 --> 00:31:14,365
Kim, how're you?
401
00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:15,836
It's been a long time
402
00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:17,705
Hi, KK, How're you?
How're you doing?
403
00:31:17,742 --> 00:31:18,800
Are you with Sonny?
404
00:31:18,843 --> 00:31:21,209
No, I'm having dinnerwith my cousin
405
00:31:21,579 --> 00:31:23,877
What's up?
Where did you go to take photographs?
406
00:31:23,915 --> 00:31:25,883
I just got back from Khatmandu
407
00:31:25,917 --> 00:31:28,909
Khatmandu? You're really something!
408
00:31:28,953 --> 00:31:33,617
Isn't he? Flying here, there, everywhere
always on the move
409
00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:35,086
Why don't you go with him?
410
00:31:35,126 --> 00:31:36,991
Not me. I hate flying
411
00:31:37,028 --> 00:31:38,427
I'm not flying any more
412
00:31:41,366 --> 00:31:43,561
Let me make a phone call. I'll be back
413
00:31:43,601 --> 00:31:45,193
Okay See you
414
00:31:58,182 --> 00:32:02,016
Sam, why is your cousin
so much olderthan you?
415
00:32:03,588 --> 00:32:04,885
It's very complex
416
00:32:07,425 --> 00:32:13,091
Listen good
My mom is my cousin's No.10 aunt
417
00:32:13,364 --> 00:32:18,825
Which means she's the No.10 daughter
of my paternal grandfather's 4th wife
418
00:32:19,537 --> 00:32:25,134
Which makes my cousin's father
my mother's elder brother. Get it?
419
00:32:25,810 --> 00:32:26,936
That's enough
420
00:32:26,978 --> 00:32:31,415
Visa to China? What's going on?
421
00:32:33,251 --> 00:32:34,684
To raid their love nest?
422
00:32:39,657 --> 00:32:42,626
Mrs. Chu, I don't know how
423
00:32:47,065 --> 00:32:50,262
At least let me find out
if myvisa has expired
424
00:32:52,470 --> 00:32:53,437
Excuse me
425
00:32:56,074 --> 00:32:59,043
Isn't that KK Kong, the travel writer?
426
00:33:00,078 --> 00:33:02,410
So the scandal sheets
are not lying after all
427
00:33:03,514 --> 00:33:05,038
What?
428
00:33:06,150 --> 00:33:08,414
See those two guys overthere?
429
00:33:10,788 --> 00:33:11,618
What?
430
00:33:11,756 --> 00:33:13,724
One of them is KK Kong, the traveller
431
00:33:13,758 --> 00:33:17,023
The other guy is Professor Kim Wing-lit
from the otheruniversity
432
00:33:17,161 --> 00:33:18,719
Do you knowthem?
433
00:33:18,930 --> 00:33:22,525
I like KK Kong's essays
and photographs a lot
434
00:33:22,567 --> 00:33:24,728
You like his work? He's a fag
435
00:33:25,269 --> 00:33:27,032
What a thing to say!
436
00:33:27,071 --> 00:33:30,006
Everyone in my class knows he's gay
437
00:33:31,476 --> 00:33:33,410
Are gay people not human?
438
00:33:33,444 --> 00:33:35,537
Sure. They're scum
439
00:33:35,613 --> 00:33:39,140
Sam, I think you're going too far
440
00:33:40,118 --> 00:33:41,847
Are you saying it's good
and all right to be gay?
441
00:33:41,886 --> 00:33:43,217
Look at my mom
442
00:33:43,254 --> 00:33:46,985
She abandoned me because of that woman
443
00:33:47,725 --> 00:33:51,491
It's not that simple
between your mom and Julie
444
00:33:57,402 --> 00:34:01,099
Anyway... she wanted me to ask you...
445
00:34:03,374 --> 00:34:07,401
if it's alright for her
to come to your graduation
446
00:34:07,445 --> 00:34:08,503
Out of the question!
447
00:34:09,147 --> 00:34:10,478
Sam!
448
00:34:13,684 --> 00:34:15,777
You can think
what you like about she and Julie
449
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:18,946
But you can't denythat
she's yourmother
450
00:34:19,123 --> 00:34:20,988
You'd better straighten it out
451
00:34:25,029 --> 00:34:26,826
Please invite her
452
00:34:29,033 --> 00:34:30,398
Okay?
453
00:35:12,443 --> 00:35:16,937
This isn't self-promotion
The truth is everyone loves a prettyface
454
00:35:17,348 --> 00:35:19,543
I'm not sure if I qualified as one
455
00:35:19,851 --> 00:35:24,345
I only know I love being admired
and I'm a sap for adoration
456
00:35:24,388 --> 00:35:28,825
One thing though
I never lied to Moustachio
457
00:35:29,093 --> 00:35:31,561
I tell him everything...
458
00:35:31,596 --> 00:35:34,121
Whom I went out with, what we did...
459
00:35:34,765 --> 00:35:37,029
Of course he gets upset
460
00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:42,095
But I knowwhat I'm doing
and I know no matterwhat...
461
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:44,772
I'll always go backto him
462
00:35:45,176 --> 00:35:48,942
Because he's always
the most important person in my life
463
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:52,243
I promised him I'd never leave him
464
00:35:52,283 --> 00:35:54,342
And I'm going to keep my promise
465
00:35:54,485 --> 00:35:56,510
I'm keeping my promise
466
00:35:56,854 --> 00:35:58,685
Here, soothe yourthroat
467
00:35:59,857 --> 00:36:01,415
You're making a mess
468
00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:06,756
What do you think? Am I good singer?
469
00:36:06,797 --> 00:36:08,264
You're a pro
470
00:36:08,332 --> 00:36:09,890
Come to my companywhen you have time
471
00:36:09,934 --> 00:36:13,267
I'll set up an audition
with our ace producer
472
00:36:14,972 --> 00:36:16,837
Don't sweet-talk me
473
00:36:16,874 --> 00:36:18,364
I'm dead serious
474
00:36:18,910 --> 00:36:20,502
You won't get me
475
00:36:20,545 --> 00:36:21,534
Come
476
00:36:21,579 --> 00:36:23,843
You're not getting me
477
00:36:34,125 --> 00:36:35,683
Wait...
478
00:36:37,862 --> 00:36:41,093
Thanks, Mr. Law Is that a snack?
479
00:36:41,132 --> 00:36:44,465
Yes, for mytwo emperors-husband and son
480
00:36:47,438 --> 00:36:52,466
I heard Mr. and Mrs. Chiu in Block B
are finally getting a divorce
481
00:36:52,510 --> 00:36:56,310
I mean, they quarrel all the time
Of course they're getting a divorce
482
00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:59,979
I also heard they're moving out
483
00:37:02,687 --> 00:37:05,781
Mr. Sung always works late, doesn't he?
484
00:37:07,725 --> 00:37:10,057
Yes, that's right
485
00:37:10,962 --> 00:37:14,420
Where's your girlfriend?
How come I never saw your girlfriend?
486
00:37:27,011 --> 00:37:27,943
Go back to sleep
487
00:37:30,648 --> 00:37:32,240
What time is it?
488
00:37:33,084 --> 00:37:34,415
Four
489
00:37:36,220 --> 00:37:37,710
Where did you go?
490
00:37:39,056 --> 00:37:41,786
To a karaoke bar
491
00:37:44,095 --> 00:37:48,293
Carl said he's going
to make me a pop star
492
00:37:50,001 --> 00:37:51,730
Carl?
493
00:37:52,970 --> 00:37:57,532
The record company big shot
He's madly in love with me
494
00:38:00,077 --> 00:38:02,136
The guywho gave you the watch?
495
00:38:02,747 --> 00:38:04,374
Naturally
496
00:38:06,350 --> 00:38:08,841
You're such a suckerfor sweet-talk
497
00:38:09,153 --> 00:38:13,249
Sure. I'm a suckerfor sweet-talk
498
00:38:13,557 --> 00:38:16,492
Do you expect me to enjoy your doldrums?
499
00:38:19,397 --> 00:38:22,628
Do you know your own age? A pop star!
500
00:38:23,434 --> 00:38:24,867
What does it matter?
501
00:38:24,935 --> 00:38:29,235
Of course it matters
All the pop stars today are teenagers
502
00:38:29,874 --> 00:38:34,573
There're pop stars with solid skills
Haven't you heard?
503
00:38:38,649 --> 00:38:42,745
SHENZHEN
504
00:38:51,929 --> 00:38:54,193
Comrade, please take us
to Yee King Gardens
505
00:38:54,231 --> 00:38:56,961
Miss, we don't call each othercomrades'
any more
506
00:38:57,001 --> 00:38:59,526
I guess it's been ages
since you visited ourfatherland
507
00:39:01,939 --> 00:39:04,965
Mrs. Chu, these days gay people
call each othercomrades'
508
00:39:05,009 --> 00:39:05,941
How disgusting!
509
00:39:08,145 --> 00:39:11,478
My suggestion is still
to give Mr. Chu some more time
510
00:39:11,515 --> 00:39:14,916
Raiding his apartment only makes things
difficult for everyone
511
00:39:14,952 --> 00:39:17,250
I just have to take a good look
at that damned faggot
512
00:39:17,288 --> 00:39:20,086
I want to see for myself what power
he has to turn my husband into a pervert
513
00:39:20,991 --> 00:39:23,824
Mrs. Chu, homosexuality is not perverse
514
00:39:23,894 --> 00:39:26,829
I don't care
I won't rest until I see him
515
00:39:28,699 --> 00:39:31,725
You'll just turn him against you more
516
00:39:34,372 --> 00:39:37,773
Why do I get the feeling that
you're always defending my husband?
517
00:39:39,677 --> 00:39:43,579
Are you also a comrade, Mr. Law?
518
00:39:47,084 --> 00:39:49,018
Just forget it. I never said anything
519
00:39:57,261 --> 00:40:01,163
Whom are you looking for?
Is it Mr. Chu?
520
00:40:05,436 --> 00:40:06,528
Who are you?
521
00:40:09,373 --> 00:40:10,340
What're you doing here?
522
00:40:10,374 --> 00:40:12,239
Calm down, Mrs. Chu. Please calm down
523
00:40:12,276 --> 00:40:13,208
Who're you?
524
00:40:13,744 --> 00:40:16,770
I'm Law Kar-sing, I'm a counselor
525
00:40:17,047 --> 00:40:18,537
You don't have any business here
526
00:40:18,582 --> 00:40:21,278
Where's that faggot? Where is he hiding?
527
00:40:21,318 --> 00:40:24,378
What're you talking about?
What do you want anyway?
528
00:40:25,256 --> 00:40:26,985
Hey, faggot! Come out!
529
00:40:27,024 --> 00:40:30,687
Mrs. Chu, please
we're all grown-ups here...
530
00:40:30,728 --> 00:40:33,629
Grown-ups? How do I know...
531
00:40:33,664 --> 00:40:35,529
that queer he's hiding isn't under age?
532
00:40:35,566 --> 00:40:36,897
You shut up!
533
00:40:37,935 --> 00:40:39,527
Faggot, damned faggot!
534
00:40:39,570 --> 00:40:40,764
I'm not putting up with this any more
535
00:40:40,805 --> 00:40:42,295
I'm going to do something
ifyou go on like this
536
00:40:42,339 --> 00:40:43,931
I won't shut up
537
00:40:43,974 --> 00:40:46,340
Faggot, you come out and showyourface!
538
00:40:48,946 --> 00:40:50,140
You goddamn faggot!
539
00:40:51,549 --> 00:40:53,847
Piss off! No!
540
00:40:54,185 --> 00:40:55,174
Piss off!
541
00:40:55,219 --> 00:40:57,813
Ifyou have any balls you come out
and see me, faggot!
542
00:40:57,855 --> 00:40:59,254
Get lost!
543
00:41:02,092 --> 00:41:04,822
Mrs. Chu? Are you looking for me?
544
00:41:04,862 --> 00:41:07,387
Xiao Lei, don't mind her. She's mad
545
00:41:07,431 --> 00:41:10,525
I'm your husband's faggot
546
00:41:32,790 --> 00:41:37,386
Mr. Law, can I askyou a question?
547
00:41:39,763 --> 00:41:40,787
What question?
548
00:41:40,931 --> 00:41:43,399
Do you share Mrs. Chu's opinion...
549
00:41:44,134 --> 00:41:48,070
and find it queerthat Mr. Chu
should fall in love with a man like me?
550
00:41:50,875 --> 00:41:51,807
No
551
00:41:52,510 --> 00:41:55,809
It doesn't matter
what you think about me
552
00:41:58,716 --> 00:42:00,513
Anyway, you Hong Kong people...
553
00:42:03,087 --> 00:42:05,146
always look down on us mainlanders
554
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:14,158
What about Mr. Chu?
Didn't he say he loves you?
555
00:42:14,765 --> 00:42:18,201
Sure. But he's just buying my love
556
00:42:20,504 --> 00:42:21,596
This...
557
00:42:23,841 --> 00:42:28,505
And this
and the apartment that I live in...
558
00:42:29,580 --> 00:42:31,047
They're all his gifts
559
00:42:33,284 --> 00:42:35,275
Why is he attracted byyou?
560
00:42:35,619 --> 00:42:38,486
Maybe I make him feel comfortable
561
00:42:39,523 --> 00:42:41,423
Don't mistake me
562
00:42:42,526 --> 00:42:46,519
All I'm saying is;. he finds it easy
to be himself staying with me
563
00:42:56,473 --> 00:42:58,737
There're a lot of people like us here
564
00:42:59,577 --> 00:43:01,977
This is the place in Shenzhen
565
00:43:06,150 --> 00:43:07,913
This is the place
566
00:43:08,485 --> 00:43:11,386
Do you understand?
567
00:43:32,443 --> 00:43:33,842
Are you from Hong Kong?
568
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:38,279
For pleasure?
569
00:43:38,816 --> 00:43:39,874
No...
570
00:43:41,185 --> 00:43:42,152
I mean yes
571
00:43:42,186 --> 00:43:43,778
Are you with anyone?
572
00:44:00,304 --> 00:44:03,398
See you in an hour. I'll be waiting
573
00:44:12,282 --> 00:44:14,944
'Shenzhen Bay Hotel'
574
00:45:27,791 --> 00:45:30,851
Really? He really said
I could go to his graduation?
575
00:45:32,196 --> 00:45:33,823
On one condition though...
576
00:45:33,864 --> 00:45:37,459
What?
577
00:45:43,373 --> 00:45:45,534
He wanted you to go alone
578
00:45:46,243 --> 00:45:50,805
He's such a silly boy
He doesn't think I knowthe limits?
579
00:45:55,352 --> 00:45:58,617
I have to get my hair done tomorrow
580
00:45:58,655 --> 00:46:03,422
I don't want to show up
like some mad women
581
00:46:03,994 --> 00:46:07,691
Calm down. It's two weeks away
582
00:46:07,731 --> 00:46:12,259
You don't know anything
Two weeks will pass by just like arrow
583
00:46:17,341 --> 00:46:21,107
Yes, Twenty years passes by
just like that
584
00:46:25,382 --> 00:46:26,906
Miss, check please
585
00:46:29,720 --> 00:46:30,687
Yes!
586
00:46:32,823 --> 00:46:34,017
You're back
587
00:46:34,858 --> 00:46:36,325
Are you still moving?
588
00:46:36,527 --> 00:46:38,222
Yeah. It'll still be quite a while
589
00:46:38,595 --> 00:46:41,086
Let me introduce you... Come
590
00:46:41,899 --> 00:46:43,389
What's up? Don't be shy
591
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:45,727
Hey guys, I've talked about him to you
so manytimes...
592
00:46:45,769 --> 00:46:47,669
This is my man...
593
00:46:48,205 --> 00:46:50,139
Myvery macho flat mate Ah Law
594
00:46:50,174 --> 00:46:52,608
Fai, Cindy, Edmond, and this is Billy
595
00:46:52,643 --> 00:46:55,237
You can call him Moustachio
596
00:46:55,946 --> 00:46:57,470
We live next door
597
00:46:57,514 --> 00:46:59,812
Ifyou need anything,just come over
598
00:46:59,850 --> 00:47:03,581
Thankyou. Sonny alreadytold us
599
00:47:06,423 --> 00:47:07,617
Stop this nonsense
600
00:47:14,832 --> 00:47:16,322
Are you in a hurry?
601
00:47:16,466 --> 00:47:17,433
No
602
00:47:17,467 --> 00:47:18,525
Let's take a walk
603
00:47:18,569 --> 00:47:21,629
Let me put in my briefcase
604
00:47:24,975 --> 00:47:26,636
Have you booked your return flight?
605
00:47:27,277 --> 00:47:29,211
This time I'm not coming back
606
00:47:31,348 --> 00:47:33,782
Do you knowwhat I am saying?
607
00:47:38,355 --> 00:47:39,515
Yes, I do
608
00:47:44,127 --> 00:47:46,357
I'm under a lot of pressure, you know?
609
00:47:48,198 --> 00:47:51,395
You're under a lot of pressure
Well, what about me?
610
00:47:51,702 --> 00:47:53,727
I'm also under a lot of pressure
611
00:47:54,771 --> 00:47:57,865
I've bee under a lot of pressure
since 23
612
00:47:59,076 --> 00:48:03,410
My parents, my brother and sister-in-law
Uncle Tin...
613
00:48:03,614 --> 00:48:07,141
the whole village, the neighbors
everybody thinks we're a couple
614
00:48:08,452 --> 00:48:12,252
Sometimes I thinkwe are
sometimes I'm not so sure
615
00:48:13,390 --> 00:48:16,450
I think...
I don't know ifwe are orwe aren't
616
00:48:18,762 --> 00:48:20,753
Last year, I decided to stop waiting
617
00:48:20,998 --> 00:48:23,592
So I went to Canada with my parents
618
00:48:24,601 --> 00:48:26,967
But there's something inside me
that won't settle
619
00:48:27,504 --> 00:48:30,064
I waited forten long years
and I gave up
620
00:48:30,307 --> 00:48:33,708
without even getting a simple answer
Why?
621
00:48:34,845 --> 00:48:36,836
I thought I was really stupid
622
00:48:37,915 --> 00:48:40,884
But I think I'm a biggerfool
coming back
623
00:48:45,555 --> 00:48:46,613
Sorry
624
00:48:46,657 --> 00:48:48,488
Don't tell me you're sorry
625
00:48:49,393 --> 00:48:53,090
Chuen, there're certain things...
626
00:48:57,668 --> 00:48:59,829
I mean, all these years...
627
00:49:00,737 --> 00:49:03,137
does it ever occurto you
that I'm strange?
628
00:49:03,907 --> 00:49:05,898
You're always strange
629
00:49:07,644 --> 00:49:09,111
I think...
630
00:49:09,146 --> 00:49:13,105
Stop, goddamn fag!
You even tried molesting a child
631
00:49:13,150 --> 00:49:15,345
Stop, faggot, stop! You're a beast!
632
00:49:15,385 --> 00:49:18,320
Stop? Child molester!
633
00:49:21,892 --> 00:49:24,690
Are you okay? I'm fine
634
00:49:27,864 --> 00:49:29,832
What were you saying?
635
00:49:32,269 --> 00:49:33,998
I was saying...
636
00:49:35,505 --> 00:49:37,735
I need more time
637
00:49:44,381 --> 00:49:47,373
That day I was expecting him to tell me
638
00:49:47,851 --> 00:49:50,217
But he just couldn't
639
00:49:52,189 --> 00:49:54,316
He's such a fool
640
00:49:55,258 --> 00:49:58,819
The first time I suspected that
he might not like women...
641
00:49:58,929 --> 00:50:02,558
was a fewyears back
I ran into his Sonny
642
00:50:09,306 --> 00:50:13,106
You know, women have a strong radar
for certain things
643
00:50:13,343 --> 00:50:14,901
I'm going overthere
644
00:50:20,550 --> 00:50:22,450
Moustachio
645
00:50:31,795 --> 00:50:33,353
Oh, fancy seeing you here
646
00:50:33,397 --> 00:50:35,957
Yes, fancy seeing you here
647
00:50:40,537 --> 00:50:43,836
This is Chuen. We grew up together
648
00:50:44,775 --> 00:50:47,869
This is Sonny, my flat mate
649
00:50:48,245 --> 00:50:50,577
Hello Hello
650
00:50:51,348 --> 00:50:53,509
He always talks about you
651
00:50:53,650 --> 00:50:54,776
Really?
652
00:50:56,853 --> 00:51:01,222
Really. Are you not working tonight?
653
00:51:01,725 --> 00:51:04,159
When're you coming back? I've made soup
654
00:51:07,330 --> 00:51:08,592
There's soup for me
655
00:51:08,765 --> 00:51:11,427
This is the Leslie Cheung's CD you want
I've found it
656
00:51:14,905 --> 00:51:15,872
Thankyou
657
00:51:15,939 --> 00:51:20,205
I work in a salon
Did Moustachio tell you?
658
00:51:20,510 --> 00:51:23,479
Please visit me
I give you a 20% discount
659
00:51:30,253 --> 00:51:33,416
Salon de Compaffero? How cute
660
00:51:33,623 --> 00:51:35,318
Moustachio's idea
661
00:51:35,826 --> 00:51:37,123
Isn't it brilliant?
662
00:51:41,131 --> 00:51:42,723
He's such a joker, isn't he?
663
00:51:54,478 --> 00:51:56,969
Come, have some pear
664
00:51:57,013 --> 00:51:59,379
I'm not eating. Let me finish this
665
00:51:59,716 --> 00:52:01,581
Let me help you
666
00:52:02,419 --> 00:52:04,751
Don't! It's so disgusting!
667
00:52:04,788 --> 00:52:09,225
What disgusting? It's really comfy
Let me help you. Come on
668
00:52:11,928 --> 00:52:14,294
It feels so good
669
00:52:14,331 --> 00:52:15,958
Didn't I tell you?
670
00:52:17,033 --> 00:52:19,331
I don't think it's a good idea
to have Cindy and Fai living next door
671
00:52:19,369 --> 00:52:21,098
There may be problems, you know
672
00:52:21,371 --> 00:52:25,774
What problems? You're nuts
We're sisters, really!
673
00:52:27,410 --> 00:52:28,707
Let me answerthe door
674
00:52:29,045 --> 00:52:31,980
Must be those two twits
What're they up to this time?
675
00:52:37,154 --> 00:52:38,451
Hello
676
00:52:40,157 --> 00:52:41,249
Hello
677
00:52:41,391 --> 00:52:43,222
Is Kar-sing here?
678
00:52:48,265 --> 00:52:50,130
It's foryou, Law Kar-sing
679
00:53:02,012 --> 00:53:05,106
Hello. Thanks for dropping by
680
00:53:06,116 --> 00:53:09,415
I forgot the deed to apartments
from this afternoon
681
00:53:09,452 --> 00:53:11,181
Oh yeah. I forgot too
682
00:53:11,221 --> 00:53:12,483
It's okay
683
00:53:13,323 --> 00:53:15,154
I'll pick it up anothertime
684
00:53:16,860 --> 00:53:17,918
I'm sorry
685
00:53:38,516 --> 00:53:40,006
Have some pear
686
00:53:46,224 --> 00:53:48,021
They're getting dry
687
00:53:53,764 --> 00:53:57,359
Come, be good
688
00:53:58,502 --> 00:54:00,402
I've lost all my appetite
689
00:54:01,439 --> 00:54:03,134
When did that woman come back?
690
00:54:04,375 --> 00:54:06,206
It's more than a week now
691
00:54:07,044 --> 00:54:09,012
Why didn't you tell me?
692
00:54:09,313 --> 00:54:11,873
She just came back
to sell her apartments
693
00:54:11,949 --> 00:54:13,940
When the market is depressed?
694
00:54:14,886 --> 00:54:17,320
She's been trying to sell them
for a long time
695
00:54:17,355 --> 00:54:19,550
Who's helping her sell them? You?
696
00:54:19,590 --> 00:54:21,717
What're you talking about?
There's nothing going on between us
697
00:54:21,759 --> 00:54:23,852
I'm sure there isn't. Dare you?
698
00:54:24,528 --> 00:54:26,120
So you see
699
00:54:26,497 --> 00:54:29,694
Then why didn't you tell me?
What're you afraid of?
700
00:54:30,568 --> 00:54:32,229
I just don't want any trouble
701
00:54:32,270 --> 00:54:35,068
Trouble? Am I a lot of trouble?
702
00:54:35,106 --> 00:54:38,735
Did I ever pesteryou?
Did I ever give you trouble?
703
00:54:40,044 --> 00:54:41,978
It's just a figure of speech
704
00:54:42,713 --> 00:54:44,374
Sorry!
705
00:54:45,049 --> 00:54:47,017
You're sorry. Big deal?
706
00:54:48,286 --> 00:54:50,846
She's going away
after she sells her property
707
00:54:51,122 --> 00:54:53,716
I just don't believe she comes back
just to sell her property
708
00:54:53,758 --> 00:54:55,851
Is there anything about a woman's mind
that I don't know?
709
00:55:00,698 --> 00:55:02,029
Now be good
710
00:55:03,467 --> 00:55:05,458
You're more woman than any otherwomen
711
00:55:07,571 --> 00:55:09,732
You're not a woman, you're a bitch!
712
00:55:10,374 --> 00:55:11,898
Alright. Now eat
713
00:55:11,943 --> 00:55:15,208
Did I say I forgive you?
You have no shame
714
00:55:19,250 --> 00:55:22,515
Hold it
What else are you hiding from me?
715
00:55:23,621 --> 00:55:25,145
Nothing!
716
00:55:25,656 --> 00:55:27,647
You try lying to me again...
717
00:55:35,499 --> 00:55:38,366
What about you? What about me?
718
00:55:39,170 --> 00:55:40,694
Are you hiding anything from me?
719
00:55:40,738 --> 00:55:43,571
Why should l?
I'm not afraid of you or anything
720
00:55:45,242 --> 00:55:49,611
What about that stupid Carl
who wants to make you a pop star?
721
00:55:50,214 --> 00:55:51,841
It's over
722
00:55:53,150 --> 00:55:55,015
He dumped you afterthe audition?
723
00:55:56,187 --> 00:55:59,088
Don't be stupid. I dumped him
724
00:56:00,324 --> 00:56:04,488
Him?
Do you think I'm cheap or something?
725
00:56:07,331 --> 00:56:10,494
You not cheap?
A shoddywatch is all it takes
726
00:56:10,534 --> 00:56:12,001
Oh, bugger off!
727
00:56:13,270 --> 00:56:17,673
He doesn't have a moustache
In fact he's hairless like a dead chicken
728
00:56:18,209 --> 00:56:19,972
Whywould I botherwith him?
729
00:56:27,918 --> 00:56:29,283
They're veryjuicy
730
00:56:29,453 --> 00:56:31,045
You want a banana?
731
00:56:32,023 --> 00:56:34,423
A banana? Don't even think about it
732
00:56:39,430 --> 00:56:42,160
Good morning, Mr. Law. Going to work?
733
00:56:44,201 --> 00:56:45,600
Good morning
734
00:56:48,606 --> 00:56:52,542
I say, do you and Mr. Sung
use the same facial cream?
735
00:56:52,576 --> 00:56:54,703
Let's exchange experience
736
00:56:59,083 --> 00:57:02,746
These days men also use facial cream
don't they?
737
00:57:04,622 --> 00:57:06,249
Depends on who they are
738
00:57:06,557 --> 00:57:10,084
I don't think there's a remedy
for people too old and all wrinkled up
739
00:57:14,632 --> 00:57:18,432
What on earth is going on?
Let me hearyour explanation
740
00:57:23,541 --> 00:57:26,032
You, a senior counselor...
741
00:57:26,077 --> 00:57:28,671
went with a client
to raid her husband's love nest?
742
00:57:29,246 --> 00:57:33,182
Don't you knowyour professional ethics?
743
00:57:33,984 --> 00:57:36,350
The worst part is it isn't
an ordinary extra-marital affair...
744
00:57:36,387 --> 00:57:39,686
but some homosexual nonsense
745
00:57:39,723 --> 00:57:44,217
Now the client files a complaint
and says you're gay What a mess!
746
00:57:45,596 --> 00:57:48,565
Mrs. Chu was very emotional
747
00:57:48,599 --> 00:57:51,966
I was afraid something might happen
if I didn't go with her
748
00:57:52,002 --> 00:57:55,460
This may ruin our reputation!
Did you everthink about that?
749
00:57:55,506 --> 00:58:00,170
What am I going to do
if Mrs. Chu turned this letter...
750
00:58:00,211 --> 00:58:01,508
overto those scandal sheets?
751
00:58:01,545 --> 00:58:04,912
How am I going to answerthe question...
752
00:58:04,949 --> 00:58:07,213
'ls a gay man qualified
to be a marriage counselor?'
753
00:58:07,451 --> 00:58:12,115
Don't misunderstand me
I'm a liberal person
754
00:58:12,156 --> 00:58:16,252
I have nothing against homosexuality
You can do whateveryou want
755
00:58:16,460 --> 00:58:19,759
Just don't bring it into the office
756
00:58:19,797 --> 00:58:24,496
This is a welfare organization
and image is very important
757
00:58:24,535 --> 00:58:25,934
Look at me
758
00:58:26,237 --> 00:58:28,762
I'll give you a report
759
00:58:32,209 --> 00:58:35,804
N o matterwhat, I am backing you up
760
00:58:36,180 --> 00:58:38,978
But seriously
don't bring it into the office
761
00:58:42,219 --> 00:58:44,653
Thankyou, Stephen
762
00:58:46,624 --> 00:58:47,955
Bythe way
763
00:58:49,927 --> 00:58:51,485
Are you really gay?
764
00:58:53,364 --> 00:58:57,926
Naturally I'm not telling my boss
765
00:58:58,569 --> 00:59:01,561
Among myfriends
the only one who knows...
766
00:59:01,605 --> 00:59:04,233
is Kim
767
00:59:04,375 --> 00:59:05,933
How long has it been?
768
00:59:06,277 --> 00:59:12,307
The blood test confirmed
that I've been HlV positive for 3 or 4 years
769
00:59:17,087 --> 00:59:19,453
KK's had a blood test too. He's okay
770
00:59:20,191 --> 00:59:22,159
It's all my own fault
771
00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:25,424
Let's not dwell on the past
772
00:59:29,500 --> 00:59:31,161
Did you tell your family?
773
00:59:31,468 --> 00:59:33,868
I already told them
774
00:59:34,038 --> 00:59:36,734
But I'm not so sure about the university
775
00:59:36,774 --> 00:59:39,800
That's why I asked you to come
776
00:59:39,977 --> 00:59:44,277
He wanted to make a promotional film
like JJ
777
00:59:45,282 --> 00:59:46,874
A promotional film?
778
00:59:46,984 --> 00:59:48,975
I've been thinking about it
779
00:59:49,620 --> 00:59:52,521
I want to do something for society
780
00:59:54,725 --> 00:59:57,819
I don't want to go inside the coffin
wearing a mask
781
00:59:59,730 --> 01:00:01,595
But aren't you afraid?
782
01:00:01,699 --> 01:00:03,929
What else is there to be afraid of?
783
01:00:05,169 --> 01:00:07,899
I am an academician
784
01:00:07,938 --> 01:00:11,032
The most important thing about
academic work is the pursuit of truth
785
01:00:11,075 --> 01:00:14,203
If I can't even tell people
with the kind of people I am...
786
01:00:14,878 --> 01:00:20,043
that'd mean all my life's work
also not worth theirtrust
787
01:00:21,652 --> 01:00:23,552
But I still have reservations
788
01:00:24,154 --> 01:00:27,851
I am concerned that
making a promotional film at this time
789
01:00:28,125 --> 01:00:31,526
may give people the false impression
that only people like us get AlDS
790
01:00:31,562 --> 01:00:34,759
That makes me uneasy, too
791
01:00:35,466 --> 01:00:37,457
Kar-sing, what do you think?
792
01:00:40,037 --> 01:00:45,304
I should be the last person on earth
to give him advice on this matter
793
01:00:46,443 --> 01:00:49,810
Kim's such an idealist
794
01:00:50,681 --> 01:00:56,017
He hasn't thought about what impact
his decision'll have on people around him
795
01:00:56,587 --> 01:01:01,854
I'm afraid his last wish
may not be realized
796
01:01:02,826 --> 01:01:06,728
Then his brothers wanted to talk to me
797
01:01:09,233 --> 01:01:13,260
Our biggest concern is the press
You never knowwhat they may do
798
01:01:13,304 --> 01:01:16,705
That can harm ourfamily
and the university
799
01:01:18,542 --> 01:01:20,737
I thought you've known it
for some time now
800
01:01:20,778 --> 01:01:24,475
Knowing it is one thing
handling it is another
801
01:01:24,515 --> 01:01:26,540
We've spoken
with the hospital authorities
802
01:01:26,583 --> 01:01:31,043
At present
they can still put a lid on it
803
01:01:31,088 --> 01:01:34,546
Mr. Law, we want to askyou for a favor
804
01:01:36,327 --> 01:01:37,385
What is it?
805
01:01:37,428 --> 01:01:41,694
There're things that we think friends
can handle betterthan family
806
01:01:41,732 --> 01:01:43,563
We are concerned about KK
807
01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:47,161
He's... how should I put it?
808
01:01:47,971 --> 01:01:50,371
He's sentimental, and emotional
809
01:01:50,407 --> 01:01:53,570
If Kim did pass away...
810
01:01:55,179 --> 01:01:57,773
we'd rather him not attend the funeral
811
01:01:58,148 --> 01:01:59,945
The press will surely be there
812
01:01:59,983 --> 01:02:03,316
There's already a bit of coverage
on the two of them earlier on
813
01:02:03,354 --> 01:02:06,346
We don't want to see Kim's reputation...
814
01:02:06,390 --> 01:02:08,255
totally ruined by this business
815
01:02:08,292 --> 01:02:13,059
I wish you could speak to KK
make him understand
816
01:02:22,239 --> 01:02:23,672
I'm back
817
01:02:49,299 --> 01:02:52,666
'Rememberme? Xiao Lin from Shenzhen'
818
01:02:53,036 --> 01:02:57,336
'Want to meet again?
Call 28968111, Room 206'
819
01:03:07,618 --> 01:03:08,949
You didn't go out?
820
01:03:09,753 --> 01:03:13,211
I picked up your suits
they are in the wardrobe
821
01:03:14,858 --> 01:03:16,348
What to eat out?
822
01:03:16,794 --> 01:03:18,955
Sure. What time is it?
823
01:03:20,063 --> 01:03:21,928
Go get changed. I'll wait foryou
824
01:03:22,032 --> 01:03:23,056
Okay
825
01:03:47,291 --> 01:03:49,816
Where's the men's room please?
Upstairs
826
01:03:51,995 --> 01:03:53,428
I'm taking a leak
827
01:04:09,546 --> 01:04:12,037
Hi, how do you do?
828
01:04:13,851 --> 01:04:14,909
What're you doing here?
829
01:04:14,952 --> 01:04:17,352
To see you. We have an appointment
830
01:04:17,387 --> 01:04:18,513
No we don't
831
01:04:18,755 --> 01:04:20,120
No... please leave
832
01:04:20,157 --> 01:04:21,954
Why? Are you not buying me dinner?
833
01:04:21,992 --> 01:04:24,222
Bitch! How dare you touch my man?
834
01:04:24,261 --> 01:04:25,421
Sonny Who're you?
835
01:04:25,462 --> 01:04:27,123
You sit down! What're you doing?
836
01:04:27,164 --> 01:04:30,133
When did you go to Shenzhen?
Hands off!
837
01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:32,027
I'll take care of you later on! Sonny
838
01:04:32,736 --> 01:04:33,668
Sonny... Stop!
839
01:04:34,671 --> 01:04:35,638
Stop!
840
01:04:50,621 --> 01:04:52,350
What's your name?
841
01:04:52,389 --> 01:04:57,952
Don't beat me. Lin Qiang
People call me Xiao Lin
842
01:04:58,262 --> 01:05:01,561
How did you meet Mustachio?
Who is he to you?
843
01:05:01,598 --> 01:05:04,795
He's my client. We met in Shenzhen
844
01:05:04,835 --> 01:05:07,497
Sonny, please stop! You staythere!
845
01:05:07,538 --> 01:05:09,005
What client?
846
01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:12,708
Speak! You knowwho I am?
847
01:05:12,910 --> 01:05:13,638
I don't know
848
01:05:13,677 --> 01:05:15,611
Did you see
the 'Young and Dangerous' movie series?
849
01:05:16,146 --> 01:05:18,239
That's me, young and dangerous!
850
01:05:18,282 --> 01:05:22,651
I'm sorry. I really don't know
the relationship between the two of you
851
01:05:22,686 --> 01:05:24,950
Sonny, have you gone mad? Shut up!
852
01:05:34,064 --> 01:05:36,931
What are you looking at?
Never sawtwo queers fighting over a boy?
853
01:05:49,046 --> 01:05:53,415
No. It should be two queers
fighting over a man
854
01:06:24,147 --> 01:06:25,341
What's so funny?
855
01:06:25,382 --> 01:06:27,873
You're funny. You're like a mad woman
856
01:06:32,422 --> 01:06:36,290
Don't you think Sam is dashing?
857
01:06:37,260 --> 01:06:40,991
Tall, thick brows...
858
01:06:42,366 --> 01:06:46,393
Can use a nose job though
But that's so much like his dead father
859
01:06:48,605 --> 01:06:49,867
Let's take some photographs
860
01:06:49,906 --> 01:06:52,374
Thankyou Sam
861
01:06:52,943 --> 01:06:54,035
Cousin Sing...
862
01:06:55,879 --> 01:06:57,039
Mom
863
01:06:57,547 --> 01:07:00,345
Look at you. You're all sweaty
864
01:07:00,917 --> 01:07:05,650
Foryou Thanks, mom
865
01:07:06,623 --> 01:07:08,784
Let me get you a drink No, don't
866
01:07:09,660 --> 01:07:13,653
Kar-sing said you have a little friend
867
01:07:16,833 --> 01:07:17,857
She's overthere
868
01:07:20,937 --> 01:07:23,132
That one with long hair
delicate looking?
869
01:07:24,875 --> 01:07:26,274
What's her name? Gigi
870
01:07:26,309 --> 01:07:31,178
No. 10 Aunt. I have
some urgent businesses. I must leave
871
01:07:31,314 --> 01:07:32,440
What is it?
872
01:07:54,071 --> 01:07:55,299
Cousin Sing
873
01:07:58,008 --> 01:07:59,407
There isn't an exit up there
874
01:08:06,416 --> 01:08:10,648
I have something that I don't understand
Can you explain it to me?
875
01:08:12,389 --> 01:08:14,823
Some things cannot be explained
876
01:08:16,893 --> 01:08:18,758
Why did you lie to me?
877
01:08:20,897 --> 01:08:25,129
I didn't tell you. I did not lie to you
878
01:08:29,039 --> 01:08:31,439
You know how much I hate this
879
01:08:32,008 --> 01:08:36,274
Why? Why're you all like this?
880
01:08:36,313 --> 01:08:37,541
Sam!
881
01:08:42,719 --> 01:08:44,414
You stop this nonsense
882
01:08:47,424 --> 01:08:49,119
Why? Did I say something wrong?
883
01:08:49,159 --> 01:08:51,218
You knowwhat he did out on the street?
884
01:08:51,561 --> 01:08:53,620
What did he do out on the street?
885
01:08:53,964 --> 01:08:55,226
Have sex?
886
01:08:57,467 --> 01:08:59,935
Two persons quarrelling
over someone they both like
887
01:08:59,970 --> 01:09:03,872
What's the big deal?
Who hasn't done it? You tell me
888
01:09:04,207 --> 01:09:06,198
No. 10 Aunt, please stop
889
01:09:06,243 --> 01:09:07,835
No, you shut up!
890
01:09:09,412 --> 01:09:13,314
Homosexuality, against robbery
murder and arson...
891
01:09:13,350 --> 01:09:15,147
which is wrong?
892
01:09:15,986 --> 01:09:19,251
You and your chick...
that's called love, and bloody romantic
893
01:09:19,623 --> 01:09:23,582
Cousin Kar-sing has a boyfriend
and they're faggots scum of the earth
894
01:09:23,627 --> 01:09:25,561
What nonsense is this?
895
01:09:39,242 --> 01:09:42,700
No. 10 Aunt, you're something
896
01:09:45,282 --> 01:09:49,275
But even if
she changes Sam's attitude towards me
897
01:09:49,486 --> 01:09:53,547
She can't change society's prejudice
against us
898
01:09:54,658 --> 01:09:59,061
The following events are testimony
899
01:10:29,492 --> 01:10:31,084
When did it happen?
900
01:10:36,900 --> 01:10:38,231
Are you okay?
901
01:10:43,707 --> 01:10:45,732
Call me if you need anything
902
01:10:49,312 --> 01:10:50,336
Bye
903
01:10:59,322 --> 01:11:00,311
What is it?
904
01:11:02,959 --> 01:11:04,859
Remember Kim?
905
01:11:05,896 --> 01:11:07,193
What happened?
906
01:11:11,501 --> 01:11:13,025
He just died
907
01:11:19,809 --> 01:11:22,004
Was that KK on the phone?
908
01:11:27,851 --> 01:11:29,876
I didn't think it'd happen so soon
909
01:11:36,192 --> 01:11:38,092
Guests arriving!
910
01:11:44,401 --> 01:11:53,537
Please stay
First bow, second bow, third bow
911
01:11:54,611 --> 01:11:56,806
The deceased's family
returns the courtesy
912
01:11:57,881 --> 01:11:58,711
Please sign your name
913
01:11:58,748 --> 01:12:00,443
Please take a seat
914
01:12:34,451 --> 01:12:36,282
Is that KK out there?
915
01:13:00,944 --> 01:13:05,438
Excuse me
I want to buy the wreath overthere
916
01:13:05,949 --> 01:13:07,041
Name?
917
01:13:08,118 --> 01:13:08,948
Mine?
918
01:13:09,019 --> 01:13:10,611
No, the deceased's
919
01:13:10,820 --> 01:13:11,980
Kim
920
01:13:12,455 --> 01:13:14,423
Signed: A good friend. Please
921
01:13:14,791 --> 01:13:16,782
How about 'A Sage Has Passed Away'?
922
01:13:19,696 --> 01:13:21,254
'You Are Always In My Heart'
923
01:13:23,133 --> 01:13:25,033
'Your Spirit Liveth On'
924
01:13:26,002 --> 01:13:27,162
Done!
925
01:13:29,372 --> 01:13:32,535
KK Sonny
926
01:13:35,412 --> 01:13:38,939
Kar-sing told me everything
Let me go inside with you
927
01:13:53,830 --> 01:13:55,092
Please stay
928
01:13:56,099 --> 01:14:05,940
First bow, second bow, third bow
929
01:14:08,011 --> 01:14:10,479
The deceased's family
returns the courtesy
930
01:14:12,782 --> 01:14:15,444
Let's sit overthere Let's sit
931
01:14:44,948 --> 01:14:46,415
No photos, please
932
01:14:50,453 --> 01:14:51,818
Will you stop it?
933
01:14:53,022 --> 01:14:54,011
Damn you to hell!
934
01:14:54,057 --> 01:14:56,252
Let him. I'm okay, Sonny
935
01:15:07,837 --> 01:15:09,532
Hi, KK
936
01:15:14,177 --> 01:15:15,405
Please receive it
937
01:15:22,318 --> 01:15:24,548
What right do you have
to ask KK to leave?
938
01:15:25,054 --> 01:15:29,218
In the general rule of things
KK would be considered Kim's next of kin
939
01:15:29,259 --> 01:15:32,353
Who's this gentleman?
Are you a friend of Kim's?
940
01:15:32,529 --> 01:15:34,156
I don't thinkwe've met
941
01:15:35,198 --> 01:15:38,326
You people may not want face, but we do
942
01:15:39,102 --> 01:15:41,036
How do you say such thing!
943
01:15:41,171 --> 01:15:42,638
What did we do to disgrace you?
944
01:15:42,672 --> 01:15:44,572
Let's talk outside
945
01:15:44,874 --> 01:15:46,671
KK...
946
01:15:47,443 --> 01:15:48,910
Hey, don't get physical!
947
01:15:49,879 --> 01:15:50,846
Are you trying to make a scene?
948
01:15:50,880 --> 01:15:52,177
Me making a scene?
You're making a scene!
949
01:15:52,215 --> 01:15:52,977
Don't make trouble...
950
01:15:53,016 --> 01:15:54,711
What trouble?
You people are making trouble
951
01:15:54,751 --> 01:15:59,950
Will you stop please?
952
01:16:04,561 --> 01:16:08,395
Law Kar-sing, you have no balls!
953
01:16:08,498 --> 01:16:11,296
Sonny! It's not Kar-sing's fault
954
01:16:11,968 --> 01:16:13,299
Let's get out of here
955
01:16:25,415 --> 01:16:26,541
Give it to me
956
01:17:30,546 --> 01:17:35,108
All the utility bills forthis month
are inside the drawer
957
01:17:35,285 --> 01:17:38,448
Your leatherjacket has gone all mouldy
958
01:17:38,488 --> 01:17:40,615
I bought some stuff to clean it
but didn't have time
959
01:17:40,790 --> 01:17:43,384
They're on the table. That's it
960
01:17:43,426 --> 01:17:45,155
Where're you going?
961
01:17:47,363 --> 01:17:49,797
What does it matterto you?
Cut this crap!
962
01:18:08,951 --> 01:18:12,785
Sonny... What's going on?
963
01:18:48,891 --> 01:18:55,490
Sing, it's time now. Everybody's here
964
01:18:55,898 --> 01:18:58,423
Alright, I'm coming
965
01:19:03,072 --> 01:19:07,839
Sonny left and I felt all hollow inside
966
01:19:08,811 --> 01:19:14,772
I told myself it'd be gone in no time
967
01:19:15,351 --> 01:19:19,481
It didn't
lnstead it got worse and worse
968
01:19:21,524 --> 01:19:25,620
A few days afterwards
the landlord came to see me
969
01:19:26,062 --> 01:19:27,859
He wanted me to move
970
01:19:28,731 --> 01:19:34,260
Said the neighbors complained;
said I was a homosexual
971
01:19:36,706 --> 01:19:39,971
The next day I went home
to have dinnerwith Pops
972
01:19:40,309 --> 01:19:43,506
Half waythrough the meal
Chuen suddenly said to me...
973
01:19:44,614 --> 01:19:46,980
I'm going backto Canada on Saturday
974
01:19:54,090 --> 01:20:00,120
Right that instant
I felt that I've lost everything
975
01:20:01,297 --> 01:20:05,563
I was so confused...
976
01:20:06,702 --> 01:20:09,102
and didn't knowwhat to do
977
01:20:11,707 --> 01:20:13,334
I made some sweet soup
978
01:20:16,112 --> 01:20:18,012
Thankyou You're welcome
979
01:20:33,796 --> 01:20:36,162
When is yourflight on Saturday?
980
01:20:36,666 --> 01:20:38,156
1 p.m.
981
01:20:54,217 --> 01:20:56,117
Can you not go?
982
01:20:59,522 --> 01:21:01,114
How do you mean?
983
01:21:05,962 --> 01:21:07,930
Why don't we get married?
984
01:21:21,043 --> 01:21:22,442
What do you say?
985
01:21:40,630 --> 01:21:41,892
Uncle Ha, give me a hand
986
01:21:41,931 --> 01:21:43,660
Alright, come...
987
01:21:45,568 --> 01:21:47,468
Here... Okay...
988
01:21:48,604 --> 01:21:50,629
We'll dress you up real smart
989
01:21:53,409 --> 01:21:56,572
Sum sent her congratulations
990
01:21:58,214 --> 01:21:59,203
She's so nice
991
01:21:59,282 --> 01:22:03,343
So she called. What else did she say?
992
01:22:03,386 --> 01:22:05,047
Nothing special
993
01:22:05,087 --> 01:22:07,749
She did ask
when is Chun coming to Hong Kong
994
01:22:08,057 --> 01:22:12,460
She wasn't bored on the farm
with those sheep?
995
01:22:12,495 --> 01:22:14,827
She said Mimi
was teaching heruse the computer
996
01:22:14,864 --> 01:22:17,856
Save it
You can't teach an old dog newtricks
997
01:22:17,900 --> 01:22:20,266
No. Once she sets her heart
on doing anything...
998
01:22:20,303 --> 01:22:22,362
she'll get it down inch perfect
999
01:22:22,405 --> 01:22:25,238
That's right. And she said
she's learning to compose on the computer
1000
01:22:26,943 --> 01:22:28,934
Yuk-sheung, where's the mobile phone?
1001
01:22:28,978 --> 01:22:30,206
Here, use mine
1002
01:22:30,846 --> 01:22:31,403
Thankyou
1003
01:22:31,447 --> 01:22:32,414
Who're you calling?
1004
01:22:32,448 --> 01:22:33,506
Kar-sing
1005
01:22:33,849 --> 01:22:35,043
You can't call him
1006
01:22:35,084 --> 01:22:36,381
Why not?
1007
01:22:36,419 --> 01:22:39,047
You're not supposed to meet
afterthe morning ceremony
1008
01:22:39,088 --> 01:22:41,215
You can only meet again at the wedding
1009
01:22:41,257 --> 01:22:42,952
What'll happen if they met?
1010
01:22:42,992 --> 01:22:44,721
Theywon't grow old together
1011
01:22:44,860 --> 01:22:46,919
Rules of the game
1012
01:22:46,963 --> 01:22:49,329
2,000 years old
and no explanation given
1013
01:22:52,234 --> 01:22:54,794
But I got to talkto him
It's very important
1014
01:22:54,837 --> 01:22:56,805
Talkto him afterthe wedding
1015
01:22:56,839 --> 01:22:58,932
You can talkto him
forthe rest ofyour life
1016
01:22:58,975 --> 01:23:02,672
Lung, are you helping Yuk-sheung
to prepare the dishes?
1017
01:23:10,086 --> 01:23:13,146
The groom will retreat
1018
01:23:16,726 --> 01:23:18,091
Kneel
1019
01:23:20,496 --> 01:23:22,225
Bow
1020
01:23:23,032 --> 01:23:24,727
Bow again
1021
01:23:25,901 --> 01:23:27,493
Once more
1022
01:23:27,937 --> 01:23:31,532
May God bless you. Rise
1023
01:23:34,944 --> 01:23:40,678
Kneel and bowto your ancestors
1024
01:23:42,251 --> 01:23:44,048
Please bless your offspring
1025
01:23:44,086 --> 01:23:47,487
May happiness be with them...
1026
01:23:47,523 --> 01:23:52,392
forever and ever
1027
01:23:52,428 --> 01:23:55,022
May their marriage last...
1028
01:23:55,064 --> 01:23:57,897
till death do they part
1029
01:23:59,702 --> 01:24:02,671
The groom will retreat
1030
01:24:06,308 --> 01:24:09,175
The bride will ascend the hall
1031
01:24:17,386 --> 01:24:21,015
Maybe she didn't hearyou. Call again
1032
01:24:21,991 --> 01:24:24,459
The bride will ascend the hall
1033
01:24:29,765 --> 01:24:31,357
Go find her
1034
01:24:44,747 --> 01:24:45,679
Bad news, Uncle Tin
1035
01:24:45,715 --> 01:24:46,704
What is it?
1036
01:24:46,749 --> 01:24:48,614
She wants to speakwith Kar-sing
1037
01:24:48,651 --> 01:24:50,983
What? They are getting married!
1038
01:24:51,020 --> 01:24:53,614
First prayto the ancestors
then they meet
1039
01:24:53,656 --> 01:24:57,023
No. She insists on seeing Kar-sing first
1040
01:24:57,059 --> 01:24:58,754
She won't listen to us
1041
01:24:58,794 --> 01:25:00,989
What's going on with her?
1042
01:25:01,030 --> 01:25:02,327
Kar-sing?
1043
01:25:07,603 --> 01:25:11,869
Chuen, Kar-sing is here. Open up
1044
01:25:11,907 --> 01:25:14,740
Chuen, it's me
1045
01:25:19,682 --> 01:25:23,675
Excuse me
I have to speak to Kar-sing alone
1046
01:25:23,719 --> 01:25:25,778
Tryto make it short
1047
01:25:49,678 --> 01:25:53,273
Chuen, what is it?
1048
01:25:54,116 --> 01:25:55,879
I want to askyou one thing
1049
01:25:55,918 --> 01:25:58,853
And I want an honest reply
Don't lie to me
1050
01:26:01,090 --> 01:26:02,614
What is it?
1051
01:26:03,392 --> 01:26:06,919
I want you to tell me:
do you miss Sonny?
1052
01:26:10,399 --> 01:26:12,959
Chuen, don't be silly
1053
01:26:13,169 --> 01:26:15,330
This has nothing to do with Sonny
1054
01:26:16,138 --> 01:26:19,266
Just give me answer, yes or no?
1055
01:26:24,647 --> 01:26:26,581
What do you want from me?
1056
01:26:27,049 --> 01:26:30,416
I don't want you to cheat me
and I don't want you to cheat yourself
1057
01:26:38,761 --> 01:26:39,785
Yes
1058
01:26:43,399 --> 01:26:45,799
Do you think about him
when you're with me?
1059
01:26:46,735 --> 01:26:47,793
Chuen!
1060
01:26:50,439 --> 01:26:51,906
Let's not get married
1061
01:26:51,941 --> 01:26:53,238
What?
1062
01:26:53,676 --> 01:26:55,541
Go find Sonny
1063
01:26:57,680 --> 01:26:59,705
We're very wrong
1064
01:27:00,482 --> 01:27:02,643
You should never have proposed to me...
1065
01:27:02,685 --> 01:27:04,983
and I shouldn't have said yes
1066
01:27:09,058 --> 01:27:13,620
I've been thinking;
now I think I understand
1067
01:27:15,064 --> 01:27:19,763
Chuen, don't think about
the past any more
1068
01:27:22,538 --> 01:27:25,063
I'm not. I'm thinking about the future
1069
01:27:25,341 --> 01:27:29,072
Even ifwe went through with the wedding
we'll not be happy
1070
01:27:32,915 --> 01:27:38,046
But, all those people out there
and there's myfather...
1071
01:27:38,087 --> 01:27:43,923
Law Kar-sing! You're not a kid
why can't face reality?
1072
01:27:47,963 --> 01:27:51,091
Well... what do you want me
to tell them?
1073
01:27:52,468 --> 01:27:58,270
Okay. Say I owe it you
or I'm helping you out...
1074
01:27:59,008 --> 01:28:01,272
Let me take care of the people out there
1075
01:28:04,580 --> 01:28:06,548
You go find your Sonny
1076
01:28:15,491 --> 01:28:16,753
Chuen
1077
01:28:20,329 --> 01:28:21,660
I'm okay
1078
01:30:55,617 --> 01:30:56,447
Fai!
1079
01:30:57,119 --> 01:30:59,451
What is it?
1080
01:30:59,688 --> 01:31:01,656
I'm looking for Sonny. Is he upstairs?
1081
01:31:01,690 --> 01:31:05,148
No. He hasn't showed up for several days
1082
01:31:05,194 --> 01:31:08,960
It's like he's vanished
We're also looking for him
1083
01:31:09,465 --> 01:31:10,830
He really isn't upstairs?
1084
01:31:11,333 --> 01:31:15,531
There's only me and Cindy
and two junior stylists
1085
01:31:18,373 --> 01:31:21,900
Are you doing a movie? An extra?
1086
01:31:22,544 --> 01:31:24,273
Playing a groom?
1087
01:32:47,062 --> 01:32:48,529
Dear Kar-sing...
1088
01:32:48,564 --> 01:32:50,532
Congratulations on Chuen
and yourwedding
1089
01:32:50,566 --> 01:32:53,126
I've been in Australia
fortwo months now
1090
01:32:53,168 --> 01:32:54,965
Boy, am I bored to tears
1091
01:32:55,003 --> 01:32:58,461
I'm learning computerfrom my daughter
I hope you get this mail message
1092
01:32:58,507 --> 01:33:01,032
I'm happyyou finallyfound
someone you like
1093
01:33:01,076 --> 01:33:04,170
It's said marriages are made in heaven
but human life is on earth
1094
01:33:04,213 --> 01:33:07,580
Finding someone whom you want
to spend your life with is really not easy
1095
01:33:07,616 --> 01:33:10,346
I always say, people must fight
fortheir own happiness
1096
01:33:10,385 --> 01:33:14,515
But it takes concerted efforts from 2 of
you to achieve an even bigger happiness
1097
01:33:14,556 --> 01:33:15,989
Signing off now
1098
01:33:16,024 --> 01:33:19,050
Once again, congratulations
Regards to Uncle Tin
1099
01:33:19,094 --> 01:33:22,063
See you in Hong Kong. Sum
1100
01:34:08,010 --> 01:34:10,444
Excuse me, sir, are you a member?
1101
01:34:10,479 --> 01:34:12,470
No, I'm looking for a friend
1102
01:34:12,514 --> 01:34:14,573
Shall I help you register
as a memberfirst?
1103
01:34:15,117 --> 01:34:17,017
I'm looking for a friend:
he comes here often
1104
01:34:17,052 --> 01:34:19,953
It's a members only club
Who're you looking for?
1105
01:34:19,988 --> 01:34:21,751
Sonny. His name's Sonny
1106
01:34:22,658 --> 01:34:24,922
You're looking for Sonny?
1107
01:34:25,327 --> 01:34:28,091
Then you must be Moustachio
1108
01:34:28,764 --> 01:34:32,791
Why didn't you say so? He's overthere
1109
01:34:51,953 --> 01:34:53,318
Whom do you want?
1110
01:34:55,791 --> 01:34:58,191
Sonny, I've paged you numerous times
1111
01:34:58,226 --> 01:35:00,251
We don't know each othertoo well
1112
01:35:20,682 --> 01:35:23,048
Sonny, please go backwith me
1113
01:35:23,085 --> 01:35:26,077
Go backwhere? Will you bugger off?
1114
01:35:27,956 --> 01:35:30,857
Sonny, I'm sorry, I'm wrong
1115
01:35:31,026 --> 01:35:32,288
Please go backwith me!
1116
01:35:32,327 --> 01:35:34,488
'Please go backwith me!' Am I a dog?
1117
01:35:34,529 --> 01:35:36,326
I am to come and go
and sit as you command?
1118
01:35:36,365 --> 01:35:40,233
Even if I were a dog
I'd find myself a man who loves me
1119
01:35:41,636 --> 01:35:45,732
I'll love you with all my heart
I promise!
1120
01:35:46,141 --> 01:35:48,200
Beat it, Law Kar-sing
1121
01:35:48,243 --> 01:35:50,905
You're not the only guy
on earth with a moustache
1122
01:35:51,747 --> 01:35:53,009
Is anything wrong, Sonny?
1123
01:35:53,048 --> 01:35:56,814
No, just a rabid dog. Let's go
1124
01:39:15,750 --> 01:39:16,808
Sing
1125
01:39:18,420 --> 01:39:19,352
Pops
1126
01:39:20,622 --> 01:39:23,284
Where did you go?
1127
01:39:23,391 --> 01:39:27,919
No one answered the phone;
I also paged you
1128
01:39:33,301 --> 01:39:37,101
That place was too noisy
I didn't hear it
1129
01:39:37,939 --> 01:39:40,999
What's going on between you and Chuen?
1130
01:39:41,042 --> 01:39:48,175
Calling off the wedding for no reason
What am I to sayto all myfriends?
1131
01:39:51,019 --> 01:39:52,486
I'm sorry, Pops
1132
01:39:58,193 --> 01:40:00,252
You made me so mad!
1133
01:40:06,167 --> 01:40:09,568
Are you hungry, Pops?
1134
01:40:11,873 --> 01:40:13,431
Let's go have a snack
1135
01:40:13,475 --> 01:40:18,538
What snack? It's very late
All the stalls are closed
1136
01:40:21,950 --> 01:40:24,919
Pops, eat something
1137
01:40:25,253 --> 01:40:30,316
I don't know what you're up to
Chuen is such a nice girl
1138
01:40:30,358 --> 01:40:34,954
I was so happy last night
And I said to your dead mother
1139
01:40:34,996 --> 01:40:40,434
Finally! Finally our son is
getting married and setting up a family
1140
01:40:41,102 --> 01:40:45,766
That's one thing she reallyworried
before she left
1141
01:40:47,575 --> 01:40:51,602
Nowthis mess. How can I explain?
1142
01:40:53,982 --> 01:40:56,314
There're a lot of things
that you don't understand
1143
01:40:57,285 --> 01:41:01,119
I'm an uneducated man
but you don't fool me
1144
01:41:01,156 --> 01:41:05,183
I've lived and I've seen manythings
1145
01:41:05,226 --> 01:41:08,059
I don't understand? Myfoot!
1146
01:41:09,431 --> 01:41:11,558
Did Chuen say anything?
1147
01:41:12,300 --> 01:41:16,168
She changed hermind
That's all she said
1148
01:41:16,271 --> 01:41:18,671
You don't fool me
1149
01:41:18,707 --> 01:41:20,834
She tookthe blame foryou
1150
01:41:20,875 --> 01:41:22,638
And you thought I didn't know
1151
01:41:29,417 --> 01:41:30,748
Pops...
1152
01:41:37,826 --> 01:41:42,286
There's something
that I've always wanted to tell you
1153
01:41:42,530 --> 01:41:46,489
Spare me. I onlywant my daughter-in-law
1154
01:41:56,778 --> 01:41:58,177
The truth is...
1155
01:42:02,684 --> 01:42:07,417
Pops... the truth is I don't like women
1156
01:42:12,560 --> 01:42:17,793
Pops, did you hearme?
I don't like women
1157
01:42:18,533 --> 01:42:20,091
I like men
1158
01:42:31,479 --> 01:42:33,947
Waiter, check Okay
1159
01:42:34,682 --> 01:42:37,674
Pops, I knowyou'll be mad
but I must tell you
1160
01:42:37,719 --> 01:42:39,710
How much? $60
1161
01:42:40,655 --> 01:42:41,952
Let me...
1162
01:42:43,858 --> 01:42:44,984
Pops!
1163
01:42:45,026 --> 01:42:47,722
It's late, I'm going backto Yuen Long
1164
01:42:52,400 --> 01:42:53,298
Pops!
1165
01:42:58,907 --> 01:43:01,603
Pops! Let me take you
1166
01:43:01,643 --> 01:43:03,873
I can take a cab
1167
01:43:06,481 --> 01:43:10,110
Let me take you
It's late, and the roads are dark
1168
01:43:10,151 --> 01:43:13,951
I said don't bother
I can find myself a cab
1169
01:43:33,208 --> 01:43:35,438
Do you have change?
1170
01:43:35,476 --> 01:43:36,738
I do...
1171
01:43:36,778 --> 01:43:39,338
Will you take it, just in case?
No, I don't want it!
1172
01:43:44,419 --> 01:43:45,579
Yuen Long, lowervillage
1173
01:44:34,435 --> 01:44:35,402
Sing!
1174
01:44:41,509 --> 01:44:43,340
Pops, What is it?
1175
01:44:43,511 --> 01:44:45,945
I forgot mywallet
1176
01:44:53,554 --> 01:44:56,523
It's late. Go home and get some sleep
1177
01:44:57,025 --> 01:44:59,255
Let's roll, buddy Okay
1178
01:45:21,215 --> 01:45:24,582
Mind if I smoke? Go ahead
1179
01:47:15,163 --> 01:47:16,687
What's wrong with you?
Throwing your entire weight on me!
1180
01:47:16,731 --> 01:47:18,460
You don't know how heavyyou are!
1181
01:47:19,167 --> 01:47:20,566
When did you come back?
1182
01:47:20,601 --> 01:47:21,932
Is that any of your business?
1183
01:47:21,969 --> 01:47:23,994
Where the hell did you go?
It's very late
1184
01:47:24,038 --> 01:47:26,199
I was having a snack with Pops, l...
1185
01:47:26,240 --> 01:47:29,641
Whywould yourfatherfor no good reason
visit you in the middle of the night?
1186
01:47:30,211 --> 01:47:31,644
Still mad at me?
1187
01:47:31,679 --> 01:47:33,271
Of course I'm still mad at you!
1188
01:47:33,347 --> 01:47:34,871
You don't know
what an uglyvoice you have
1189
01:47:34,916 --> 01:47:36,611
And you thinkyou were so tragic
1190
01:47:37,251 --> 01:47:38,616
But you're just corny!
1191
01:47:39,620 --> 01:47:42,180
What're you doing? Dirty old man!
Are you molesting me?
1192
01:47:42,290 --> 01:47:44,155
Yes, I'm a dirty old man
1193
01:47:44,192 --> 01:47:45,659
And I'm molesting you!
1194
01:47:48,496 --> 01:47:49,520
Stop!
1195
01:47:52,300 --> 01:47:53,824
Turn off the light!
1196
01:47:57,672 --> 01:47:59,697
You didn't even take a shower!
86169
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