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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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Checkmate. You lose.
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5,730-year half-life of carbon-14
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is used as a geochronometer.
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Anything else you'd like to add?
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I read this magazine.
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Why won't you compete with me?
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Because it's fun watching you get upset.
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What's fun about it?
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Everything.
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I've never been good at sharing.
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- I had to share a womb...
- Ow.
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Ow.
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...a bedroom...
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? Rico... ?
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Even my train room had
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Georgie's sweaty weight bench in it.
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Come on, George. One more.
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Feel the burn, big boy.
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Feel the burn.
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But when it came to academics,
the spotlight was all mine.
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Sheldon, having you
here has been a real boon
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to this university.
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I did love basking in its glow.
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So we could really use your help
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in raising the school's
profile even higher.
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Of course. My intellect
is at your service.
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Excellent.
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There is another young physics prodigy
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we want you to help us recruit.
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Her name is Paige Swanson.
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Why would you want Paige to come here?
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You know her?
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Oh, I know her.
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Ah. Wonderful.
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Just tell her how much
you love the school
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and convince her to enroll.
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But you don't need
another child prodigy.
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You've already got me.
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And you have been... so great.
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Just imagine what it'd
be like having two of you.
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Well, why would you want two of me?
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I mean, I've heard even one
of me is a lot to handle.
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Well, you're not afraid of a
little competition, are you?
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From Paige? Hardly.
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But I should warn you,
she can be very difficult.
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Well, luckily I've had some
practice with that lately.
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And how do you handle it?
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Usually I, uh, play to their egos.
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You know, make them feel like
the smartest person in the room.
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And they fall for that?
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Well...
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not everyone's as smart as you, Sheldon.
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Okay, have a great day. Love you.
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Love you, too.
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What are you doing?
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I learned it in baseball.
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When you don't want the other
team to see what you're saying.
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It's okay to love your mom.
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At home. Here, you get the hand.
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Hey, Mary.
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Oh, Brenda.
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Love the haircut.
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Thank you.
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I was always afraid to go short,
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but I figured I already lost a husband.
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What's a few inches off the top?
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Well, you look like a new person.
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I feel like a new person.
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I just needed to do
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something for me.
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It was either this or
get a tattoo on my thigh.
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I think you made the right choice.
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Well, I guess.
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I mean, who's seeing
me naked these days?
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Well, I wouldn't know.
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Hey, Mary. What are you doing here?
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I don't know. I was
just out running errands
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and thought maybe I'd
make an appointment.
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Well, chair's free now.
Come on, have a seat.
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Oh, um, o-okay.
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Okay. What can I do for you?
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Well, I guess I'm just
looking for a change.
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Uh-oh.
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What's "uh-oh"?
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Well, nothing, it's just,
when the women come in
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looking for a change, it's
usually relationship trouble.
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Oh...
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Well, not me. I'm fine.
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Okay, but I got a perm and
a divorce in the same week
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and I only regret one of them.
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Maybe this is a bad
idea. I should come back.
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No, no, no, no. Come
on, you're already here.
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Either way, there's nothing wrong
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in a little change.
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Okay. Uh...
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What do you think I should do?
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Well, when you look at
yourself in the mirror,
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who do you see?
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I see a mom and... a wife.
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Okay, that's the hair you already got.
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Who do you want to see?
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Oh, um...
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Maybe we start with the nails.
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- That's a great idea.
- Yeah.
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So now I'm supposed to talk
Paige into coming to my school.
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Maybe it'll be nice to have somebody
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your own age to hang out with.
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Sure, so the next time someone says,
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"Hey, look what the kid
genius did," people will say,
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"Which one? There's so many."
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I thought you and that
little girl were friends.
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Missy's her friend. I'm her rival.
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Well, I think you're getting
worked up about nothing.
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Maybe she won't even decide
to come to this school.
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Oh, I see where you're going.
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I should convince her
it's a terrible school.
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That's brilliant.
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That's not where I was going.
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Too late, I'm already there.
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What are you doing?
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Look at me and tell me what you see.
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What?
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Did you get a haircut? Looks great.
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No, I didn't get a haircut.
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'Cause you don't need
one. Looking good, babe.
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Lord.
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Just tell me what you
see when you look at me.
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I don't know what's going on,
but this feels like a trap.
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I went to the salon to get a haircut.
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Knew it, looking foxy.
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But I didn't get one because
I don't know what I want.
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Oh.
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You know who's got good
hair? Charlene Tilton.
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Who?
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That little blonde one on Dallas.
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People make a fuss
over Victoria Principal,
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but Charlene Tilton...
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You're not helping me, George.
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I knew this was a trap.
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I must tell you that
Sheldon was very excited
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to hear that you might be joining us.
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Well, isn't he sweet?
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He's a peach.
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All right, I'm here. Hello, hello.
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Hello.
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Hi, Sheldon. I'm so excited for you
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to show me around campus today.
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The only reason I'm
doing it is because...
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He's excited to do it,
I'm excited he's doing it.
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- Are you excited?
- Sure.
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Everyone's excited. Yay.
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Come on, let's go.
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You and me, together again.
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It just feels right, doesn't it?
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There's the cafeteria.
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If you like tuna salad with hair in it.
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Over there is the quad.
It's a nice place to relax,
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if you like getting hit
in the head with Frisbees.
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- I know what you're doing.
- No, you don't.
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You have nothing to worry about.
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I don't want to come to this school.
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I'm just looking at
it to make my mom happy
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since it's close to home.
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Well, that's wonderful news.
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Besides, I've got offers
from way better universities.
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What do you mean? What's
wrong with this school?
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It's fine. It's just
nowhere near as good
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as Harvard or Columbia.
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It is too.
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If you like a substandard
science department
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and hair in your tuna.
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Paige had made me
look at East Texas Tech
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in a whole new light.
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Of course.
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She said she doesn't even want
to come to this university.
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Well, I hope you
convinced her otherwise.
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She said she'd rather go
to Harvard or Columbia.
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T-Those are all perfectly fine schools,
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but we have a lot to offer here, too.
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I told her that, but
she said I was settling
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because I want to
live close to my mommy.
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Well, that's ridiculous.
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That's why I came here to tell on her.
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Well, the important thing is
you're here and you're happy.
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I thought I was, but why does Paige
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get to go to a better school than me?
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Hey, I know what'll solve your problem.
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Convince Paige to come here.
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Yeah. Wait.
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Sometimes I think George
doesn't even see me.
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And it's not just him.
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My daughter's embarrassed of me,
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my boys think all I'm good
for is food and clean clothes.
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You start feeling like a ghost, right?
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Yes.
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I get it, I'm a mom.
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So did that feeling ever go away?
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Yeah.
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I realized I was doing
everything for everyone else,
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and I didn't have anything left for me.
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So, here we are.
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When I was younger, I used
to love making my own clothes.
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- Mm-hmm.
- I always thought I'd do
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something with that.
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Maybe I should get back to it.
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You definitely should.
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Okay.
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Okay. So, what are we thinking?
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Actually, I don't think
I need a haircut anymore.
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Thank you so much.
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Oh, my pleasure.
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I got to start charging by the hour.
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What are you doing?
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I'm sewing.
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Why?
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Because it's a thing I like to do.
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I ain't never seen you sew.
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Well, you're seeing it now.
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What you making?
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A dress for Missy.
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Did you lose your job?
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No.
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Did Dad lose his job?
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It's about me doing
something for myself.
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All right, don't get sassy.
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Hey.
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What's going on in here?
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She's making clothes for Missy.
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Uh-oh. Did you lose your job?
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No.
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She's doing something for her.
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I don't get it, either.
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Ooh, maybe I'll transfer
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to the University of Zurich.
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I thought you liked your school.
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I did, until Paige ruined it.
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Why do you care what she thinks?
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I don't.
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Sure sounds like you do.
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I can't help it. She makes me crazy.
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Then stop thinking about her.
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I wish I could.
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Ooh, maybe you have a crush on her.
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That's ridiculous.
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I don't know.
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I don't.
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You care what she thinks, you
can't stop talking about her.
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I don't have a crush on her!
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Are you sure?
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I don't know!
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Okay, here we go.
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"Is it a crush? Take this
juicy quiz and find out.
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Do you think about them
when they're not around?"
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Lately, yes.
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"Are you jealous when other
people give them attention?"
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I suppose I am.
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"Do you get nervous
when you're around them?"
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How could I not? Last time
she punched me, in the face.
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That was so great.
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"Do you talk about them all the time?"
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00:10:57,883 --> 00:10:59,667
That's a big fat yes.
264
00:10:59,670 --> 00:11:01,472
"Do you dream about them?"
265
00:11:01,475 --> 00:11:03,388
Oh, dear.
266
00:11:03,391 --> 00:11:05,238
Just last night I had a
nightmare that she solved
267
00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:07,414
the Einstein field
equations ahead of me.
268
00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:09,222
That's five out of five.
269
00:11:09,225 --> 00:11:11,972
"You're crushing harder
than Zack on Kelly Kapowski."
270
00:11:11,975 --> 00:11:14,167
Uh, what does that mean?
271
00:11:14,170 --> 00:11:16,620
Trust me, that's a big deal.
272
00:11:16,623 --> 00:11:19,620
My sister had gotten
into my head, but I needed
273
00:11:19,623 --> 00:11:22,792
a more reliable opinion
than a magazine that included
274
00:11:22,795 --> 00:11:25,448
the Hottest Tips for Pouty Lips.
275
00:11:25,451 --> 00:11:26,632
Georgie?
276
00:11:26,634 --> 00:11:27,847
What?
277
00:11:27,850 --> 00:11:30,373
Can I ask you a question about girls?
278
00:11:30,376 --> 00:11:33,159
Go ahead, but I find
them very confusing.
279
00:11:33,162 --> 00:11:35,554
Missy thinks I have a crush on Paige.
280
00:11:35,557 --> 00:11:37,164
Do you?
281
00:11:37,166 --> 00:11:40,136
I don't know, but I know
that I don't want to.
282
00:11:40,139 --> 00:11:42,705
Well, you don't get to choose.
283
00:11:42,708 --> 00:11:44,316
It's just something you feel.
284
00:11:44,319 --> 00:11:46,580
Did you have a crush on your girlfriend?
285
00:11:46,583 --> 00:11:48,148
Yeah, I guess.
286
00:11:48,151 --> 00:11:49,846
How did you know when you did?
287
00:11:49,849 --> 00:11:52,633
Well, one day she came to
school in these soccer shorts,
288
00:11:52,636 --> 00:11:54,157
and that was it.
289
00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:56,378
What happened, you
played soccer with her?
290
00:11:56,381 --> 00:11:57,558
No, dummy.
291
00:11:57,561 --> 00:11:59,800
Then what was the
significance of the shorts?
292
00:12:00,656 --> 00:12:02,264
I don't think I can help you.
293
00:12:02,267 --> 00:12:03,527
Fine, I'll ask Dad.
294
00:12:03,530 --> 00:12:04,651
Good luck. The only thing
295
00:12:04,654 --> 00:12:06,306
he has a crush on is beer.
296
00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:08,483
I wasn't getting the help I needed,
297
00:12:08,486 --> 00:12:11,839
so I turned to the
smartest resource I knew.
298
00:12:11,842 --> 00:12:14,234
Love is a funny thing.
299
00:12:14,237 --> 00:12:16,964
They say, "The heart wants
what the heart wants,"
300
00:12:16,967 --> 00:12:18,880
but I think it should be,
301
00:12:18,883 --> 00:12:22,972
"The limbic system wants
what the limbic system wants."
302
00:12:22,975 --> 00:12:25,261
Finally, someone's making sense.
303
00:12:25,264 --> 00:12:29,276
Well, not to brag, but when
it comes to unrequited love,
304
00:12:29,279 --> 00:12:31,453
I'm kind of an expert.
305
00:12:31,455 --> 00:12:34,326
Well, when I talk to Paige,
all she does is drive me crazy.
306
00:12:34,328 --> 00:12:38,460
There's a thin line between
affection and aggravation.
307
00:12:38,462 --> 00:12:40,941
The Roman poet Catullus said,
308
00:12:40,943 --> 00:12:45,554
"I hate and I love and I know not why."
309
00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:47,472
I'm not sure what to make of that.
310
00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:49,689
Perhaps it'd be more useful in Latin.
311
00:12:49,691 --> 00:12:51,386
"Odi et amo..."
312
00:12:51,388 --> 00:12:53,191
I just want to know if I have a crush.
313
00:12:53,194 --> 00:12:55,109
Well, does your heart rate elevate
314
00:12:55,112 --> 00:12:56,654
when you're in her presence?
315
00:12:57,371 --> 00:12:58,441
I suppose.
316
00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:00,742
Does your stomach flutter?
317
00:13:00,745 --> 00:13:02,571
Yes.
318
00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:06,488
Sounds like your limbic system
might be doing its thing.
319
00:13:06,490 --> 00:13:08,492
Oh, dear.
320
00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:12,969
- Hey.
- Hey.
321
00:13:12,972 --> 00:13:14,842
That's a lot of fabric.
322
00:13:14,845 --> 00:13:16,406
Oh, it's not just fabric.
323
00:13:16,409 --> 00:13:19,068
I also got pattern books
and an accessory kit.
324
00:13:20,784 --> 00:13:22,823
Can I ask how much that all cost?
325
00:13:22,826 --> 00:13:25,332
Well, it's hard to say,
because in the long run
326
00:13:25,335 --> 00:13:27,030
I'm gonna save us money.
327
00:13:27,032 --> 00:13:29,946
Well, what did it cost in the short run?
328
00:13:29,948 --> 00:13:31,714
I don't know, a hundred dollars?
329
00:13:31,717 --> 00:13:35,545
A hundred dollars?
What is wrong with you?
330
00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:37,253
Why would you say that?
331
00:13:37,256 --> 00:13:38,952
That is a good question.
332
00:13:38,955 --> 00:13:41,087
I mean, what is wrong with you?
333
00:13:41,090 --> 00:13:42,839
Why is it okay when you say it?
334
00:13:42,842 --> 00:13:45,092
'Cause clearly there's
something wrong with you.
335
00:13:45,094 --> 00:13:47,050
So you think it's fine that she spent
336
00:13:47,052 --> 00:13:48,995
a hundred dollars on thread?
337
00:13:48,998 --> 00:13:51,987
I think it's fine that she has
something that makes her happy.
338
00:13:54,019 --> 00:13:55,149
What are you looking for?
339
00:13:55,152 --> 00:13:56,414
Anybody but you.
340
00:13:57,215 --> 00:13:58,998
Look, I get it.
341
00:13:59,001 --> 00:14:02,717
One time, Darlene got
all into scrapbooking.
342
00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:05,547
Overnight, our den became
her scrapbooking room.
343
00:14:05,549 --> 00:14:06,753
What did you do?
344
00:14:06,756 --> 00:14:08,724
I said, "Whatever
makes you happy, dear,"
345
00:14:08,726 --> 00:14:10,944
and made love to her in
the scrapbooking room.
346
00:14:10,946 --> 00:14:12,121
Ha.
347
00:14:14,779 --> 00:14:17,476
Maybe if you had three kids,
you'd worry more about money.
348
00:14:17,479 --> 00:14:19,783
Oh, we can't wait to have babies.
349
00:14:19,786 --> 00:14:22,998
I just love the way
their little heads smell.
350
00:14:23,001 --> 00:14:26,264
Does anybody in here
want to be my friend?
351
00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:28,178
Anybody?
352
00:14:28,180 --> 00:14:31,534
Look, Sheldon, you're not
gonna convince me to come here.
353
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:32,878
You're wasting your time.
354
00:14:34,232 --> 00:14:36,928
I'm afraid we have a bigger problem.
355
00:14:36,931 --> 00:14:38,713
What are you talking about?
356
00:14:40,541 --> 00:14:42,933
I'm a scientist, and I
have to follow the data
357
00:14:42,936 --> 00:14:45,617
wherever it leads,
whether I like it or not.
358
00:14:45,620 --> 00:14:47,492
Get to the point.
359
00:14:49,376 --> 00:14:51,593
It seems I have a crush on you.
360
00:14:51,595 --> 00:14:52,986
What?
361
00:14:52,988 --> 00:14:54,683
I'm as surprised as you are.
362
00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:57,073
But I have all the symptoms
according to both Dr. Sturgis
363
00:14:57,076 --> 00:14:59,296
and the editors of Sassy magazine.
364
00:15:04,478 --> 00:15:07,217
Uh, Sheldon,
365
00:15:07,219 --> 00:15:09,655
I'm really glad that you told me this,
366
00:15:09,657 --> 00:15:14,790
'cause... the truth is, I
feel the same way about you.
367
00:15:14,792 --> 00:15:16,270
You do?
368
00:15:16,272 --> 00:15:17,941
I mean, I've been trying to hide it,
369
00:15:17,944 --> 00:15:20,336
but now I don't have to anymore.
370
00:15:20,339 --> 00:15:22,362
This is such a relief.
371
00:15:22,365 --> 00:15:25,058
Oh, dear. This is new information.
372
00:15:25,061 --> 00:15:26,672
I had been operating
under the assumption
373
00:15:26,674 --> 00:15:28,543
that my crush was unrequited.
374
00:15:28,545 --> 00:15:32,191
Oh, it's requited,
Sheldon. It's very requited.
375
00:15:32,194 --> 00:15:33,620
Hmm.
376
00:15:37,641 --> 00:15:39,337
What are you doing?
377
00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:40,990
We have a crush on each other.
378
00:15:40,992 --> 00:15:42,165
So?
379
00:15:42,167 --> 00:15:44,429
Well, now we have to kiss.
380
00:15:44,431 --> 00:15:45,908
We do?
381
00:15:45,910 --> 00:15:48,957
I mean, it's where the data has led us.
382
00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:53,176
I suppose.
383
00:15:53,178 --> 00:15:54,792
Okay.
384
00:15:54,795 --> 00:15:56,971
Now close your eyes and pucker up.
385
00:16:03,136 --> 00:16:04,963
This might tickle.
386
00:16:08,455 --> 00:16:10,019
What's happening? Are we kissing?
387
00:16:10,021 --> 00:16:11,458
You bet.
388
00:16:14,542 --> 00:16:15,851
How was that?
389
00:16:15,853 --> 00:16:18,089
I didn't feel anything romantic.
390
00:16:18,092 --> 00:16:20,398
Hmm. Me, either.
391
00:16:22,059 --> 00:16:23,972
I guess it wasn't a crush after all.
392
00:16:23,975 --> 00:16:25,512
I guess not.
393
00:16:25,515 --> 00:16:28,386
Hmm. That's a relief.
394
00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:29,901
It is.
395
00:16:29,904 --> 00:16:33,159
I went to three classes
before I figured it out.
396
00:16:33,162 --> 00:16:35,401
Good thing I look spiffy in a mustache.
397
00:16:38,823 --> 00:16:41,888
Hi.
398
00:16:41,891 --> 00:16:44,456
Oh. Three days in a row.
399
00:16:44,459 --> 00:16:46,980
If you were a man, I'd think
you was in love with me.
400
00:16:46,983 --> 00:16:50,167
Well, this time I'm
actually gonna get a haircut.
401
00:16:50,170 --> 00:16:52,431
I had a little accident.
402
00:16:52,434 --> 00:16:54,608
Uh-oh, what happened?
403
00:16:54,611 --> 00:16:58,050
Well, I was sewing and
got to daydreaming...
404
00:17:04,035 --> 00:17:05,382
I love it.
405
00:17:05,385 --> 00:17:07,566
You can make all my clothes from now on.
406
00:17:09,903 --> 00:17:12,077
I'm-a wear this to the prom.
407
00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:14,980
I was wrong, honey, you
really are good at this.
408
00:17:14,983 --> 00:17:17,113
Boy, am I dumb.
409
00:17:18,814 --> 00:17:20,989
George!
410
00:17:20,992 --> 00:17:23,004
George! Help!
411
00:17:23,007 --> 00:17:24,034
What?
412
00:17:24,037 --> 00:17:26,730
- What's the matter?
- My hair got tangled in the machine.
413
00:17:26,733 --> 00:17:28,385
So pull it out.
414
00:17:28,388 --> 00:17:30,258
Don't you think I thought of that?!
415
00:17:30,261 --> 00:17:32,217
Well, what do you want me to do?
416
00:17:32,220 --> 00:17:33,683
All right, don't move.
417
00:17:34,847 --> 00:17:36,760
And here we are.
418
00:17:36,763 --> 00:17:40,374
Okay. Let's get that hat off
and see what we're dealing with.
419
00:17:40,377 --> 00:17:42,855
- I don't want to.
- Oh, come on.
420
00:17:42,858 --> 00:17:44,425
I've been doing this a long time.
421
00:17:44,428 --> 00:17:46,341
I promise you I've seen worse.
422
00:17:46,344 --> 00:17:48,303
Oh...
423
00:17:51,076 --> 00:17:53,698
That's not bad at all.
424
00:17:56,191 --> 00:18:01,875
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