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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:15,416 --> 00:00:17,785 Hi. I'm Doug Stauber. 4 00:00:17,785 --> 00:00:20,288 I'm an assistant manager at Donaldson's Grocery, 5 00:00:20,288 --> 00:00:23,324 where customers come first... even customers who are nuts. 6 00:00:23,324 --> 00:00:27,261 - Mr. Stauber. - Can I help you? 7 00:00:27,261 --> 00:00:30,864 This guy had some complaint about the cracker Teddy Grahams, 8 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:32,566 a honey graham snack. 9 00:00:32,566 --> 00:00:35,336 Okay. He spoke some other kind of language. 10 00:00:35,336 --> 00:00:39,640 "Lerhman torsh." 11 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:42,943 That's not Spanish, bro. I don't know what that is. 12 00:00:49,150 --> 00:00:52,320 Okay, "Lerhman." Let's go. Sorry. 13 00:00:58,326 --> 00:01:00,294 Oh, no. 14 00:01:00,294 --> 00:01:02,130 Lerhman, man, I don't know, Lerhman. I don't... 15 00:01:02,130 --> 00:01:05,233 Holy shit! 16 00:01:05,233 --> 00:01:08,736 the assistant manager deals with customer complaints. 17 00:01:10,738 --> 00:01:12,473 What the hell? 18 00:01:12,473 --> 00:01:14,908 It's my job to keep a lid on this place. 19 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:19,413 It's kind of hard. I mean, it's not like I have a crack staff. 20 00:01:21,982 --> 00:01:26,019 Outside, we have a gang problem. And we have two 14-year-old security guards... 21 00:01:26,019 --> 00:01:29,990 who stand as far away from the store as they possibly can. 22 00:01:29,990 --> 00:01:33,127 And at the end of the day, I get reviews from customers... 23 00:01:33,127 --> 00:01:35,296 whose feedback is important to us. 24 00:01:35,296 --> 00:01:38,332 I returned to the lot from the grocery and found three black guys... 25 00:01:38,332 --> 00:01:40,234 sitting on my car eating snacks. 26 00:01:40,234 --> 00:01:44,738 They finally left, but called me names and words like "tasty"... 27 00:01:44,738 --> 00:01:46,974 and "lick" and "titties." 28 00:01:46,974 --> 00:01:51,111 I have to turn these cards over to our actual manager... 29 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:54,047 who's usually on his way back from a movie. 30 00:01:54,047 --> 00:01:55,883 What's up? Hey. 31 00:01:55,883 --> 00:01:57,851 New cards? Yeah. 32 00:01:57,851 --> 00:02:00,154 Good ones? 33 00:02:01,822 --> 00:02:05,626 That's good. "Lick." "Titties." 34 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:07,661 I'm gonna take off. 35 00:02:07,661 --> 00:02:10,864 So my job has challenges. 36 00:02:10,864 --> 00:02:12,933 So I'm not smiling here because I'm actually happy. 37 00:02:12,933 --> 00:02:15,169 I'm smiling because I'm pretty sure my manager... 38 00:02:15,169 --> 00:02:17,605 who probably is actually happy... expected me to, 39 00:02:17,605 --> 00:02:20,040 and I want to advance and have a good career. 40 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:22,610 I'm supporting the orbital bone with my right hand, 41 00:02:22,610 --> 00:02:25,145 and the other hand is right in her chest cavity, you know? 42 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:29,082 I'm manually massaging her heart now. I thought she was going to die. 43 00:02:29,082 --> 00:02:31,652 - How'd you get her back? - Instinct. 44 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:35,323 Hey, Jen. Hey, Doug. You remember Mark Timms. 45 00:02:35,323 --> 00:02:37,124 Yeah. Hi. Hi. 46 00:02:37,124 --> 00:02:41,028 We were just talking about how Mark saved a two-year-old girl's life. 47 00:02:41,028 --> 00:02:42,763 Good job. 48 00:02:42,763 --> 00:02:45,833 Oh. Tell Mark about "Teddy Grahams." That's all right. 49 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:47,401 It's hilarious. What? 50 00:02:47,401 --> 00:02:50,471 - This Teddy Grahams "snack slap" thing. - Oh, snack slap? 51 00:02:50,471 --> 00:02:53,341 - He got in this little slap fight. - What happened? Tell me. 52 00:02:53,341 --> 00:02:55,343 Tell him. That's ok... No. 53 00:02:55,343 --> 00:02:58,212 No, come on, man. I want to know. Come on, guy. 54 00:02:58,212 --> 00:03:01,815 And I'm asked to share my graham cracker slap stories with my wife's boss... 55 00:03:01,815 --> 00:03:04,952 who never remembers my name. All right. 56 00:03:04,952 --> 00:03:07,521 And my name's on my shirt. Right side. 57 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:13,461 Just the first name though. I tried to put "Mr. Stauber" on it, but I got reprimanded. 58 00:03:13,461 --> 00:03:17,665 Big deal. He saved an infant. That's great. 59 00:03:17,665 --> 00:03:20,100 If I had infant-saving training, I could probably do it. Okay. 60 00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:24,838 Some days, I didn't think anyone would call me "mister." 61 00:03:24,838 --> 00:03:29,377 I'd just be "Doug"... for good. 62 00:03:50,831 --> 00:03:52,433 You're a shoo-in, dude. 63 00:03:52,433 --> 00:03:54,835 Seriously? Seriously. 64 00:03:54,835 --> 00:03:58,606 Hey, do you know where the expression "shoo-in" comes from? 65 00:03:58,606 --> 00:04:00,474 No. 66 00:04:00,474 --> 00:04:04,945 The Romans used to... 67 00:04:04,945 --> 00:04:07,581 I'm the shoo-in... the leading shoo-in. Totally. 68 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:09,850 Oh, you're the leading shoo-in. Yeah, totally. 69 00:04:09,850 --> 00:04:12,753 Come here, you sweaty bastard. You sweaty shoo-in. 70 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:16,089 I'm really sweaty. I don't care. Come here. 71 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:18,726 Oh, Jesus! You stink. 72 00:04:18,726 --> 00:04:22,262 I'll take a shower. It's okay. 73 00:04:34,842 --> 00:04:39,146 - Hey, guy, can you just give us a break? One night? 74 00:04:39,146 --> 00:04:41,482 My partner's coming over. 75 00:04:41,482 --> 00:04:45,353 - I'm supposed to have this piece prepared. - Man, we're trying to... 76 00:04:45,353 --> 00:04:47,187 have dinner. 77 00:04:47,187 --> 00:04:49,957 I thought you were makin' out. "All sweaty." 78 00:04:52,159 --> 00:04:54,595 Compromise. I'll do scales. 79 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:01,134 Is it still for sale? Yeah. 80 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:05,339 We should go get that house. This week. 81 00:05:05,339 --> 00:05:08,476 Because I'm gonna get that job, and I feel really good about things. 82 00:05:08,476 --> 00:05:12,012 Me too. Maybe we should wait though. 83 00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:17,351 I'm a shoo-in. And someone's gonna snag that house. Let's do it. 84 00:05:17,351 --> 00:05:20,488 Shoo-in? Yeah. 85 00:05:21,221 --> 00:05:23,657 All right. Let's do it. 86 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:27,260 It was right there, what we worked for. 87 00:05:27,260 --> 00:05:30,297 Then this guy comes down from Canada. 88 00:05:30,297 --> 00:05:34,067 * Every day I'm gonna strut that stuff * 89 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:37,371 * When the music's loud I can't get enough * 90 00:05:37,371 --> 00:05:40,340 * Singin', hi, singin', hi 91 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:43,377 * Come on, feet Teach yourself to move * 92 00:05:43,377 --> 00:05:45,779 * Hey 93 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:50,718 * People shufflin' up and down again * 94 00:05:50,718 --> 00:05:54,588 * Unhappy faces ain't gonna get you in * 95 00:05:54,588 --> 00:05:56,590 * Singin', hi, singin', hi 96 00:05:56,590 --> 00:06:00,027 * Come on, people Teach yourself to move * 97 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:03,030 * Hey, yeah 98 00:06:05,332 --> 00:06:07,801 * Hey, all right 99 00:06:32,092 --> 00:06:36,329 * Spread the news We're gonna have some fun * 100 00:06:36,329 --> 00:06:39,232 * Let it go Movin' son of a gun * 101 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:41,835 * Singin', hi, singin', hi 102 00:06:41,835 --> 00:06:45,338 * Come on, feet We was born to move * 103 00:06:45,338 --> 00:06:48,509 - * Hey, yeah * - Got the loading dock right over there. 104 00:06:48,509 --> 00:06:50,644 That's for blue stock only. Okay. 105 00:06:50,644 --> 00:06:53,180 That gets logged in right away. Blue stock. 106 00:06:53,180 --> 00:06:56,283 And if it's before 8:15 in the morning, you've got to do it. 107 00:06:56,283 --> 00:06:58,786 Move it over right up there to that first pallet. Right. 108 00:06:58,786 --> 00:07:02,623 This way, as soon as it goes back, it's rotated back to the first... 109 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:10,263 We just moved. My wife was transferred, so now I'm here. 110 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:13,333 Richard Wehlner, from Quebec. 111 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:15,669 And that's pretty much where it all started... 112 00:07:15,669 --> 00:07:18,205 some joker blowing down from Canada... 113 00:07:18,205 --> 00:07:21,775 from a sister company I didn't even know we had. 114 00:07:34,021 --> 00:07:36,724 Nice location. 115 00:07:38,025 --> 00:07:40,360 Yeah. 116 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:42,530 It's a Plus? What's that? 117 00:07:42,530 --> 00:07:45,298 It's gonna be full size? Full size. 118 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:48,836 This place will draw too. There's not another grocery till Western. 119 00:07:48,836 --> 00:07:52,072 I'm gonna put in for it, full manager. 120 00:07:52,072 --> 00:07:54,542 Yeah, me too. 121 00:07:58,045 --> 00:08:02,015 - So, okay. See you later. - Yep. See you later. 122 00:08:02,950 --> 00:08:05,152 Eh, gimme five. 123 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,435 Erickson's is our sister company. 124 00:08:22,435 --> 00:08:24,171 Okay. 125 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:27,841 Yeah, they're all over Canada. Wehlner's got, like, six years in up there. 126 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:29,810 But I'm still the shoo-in, right? 127 00:08:29,810 --> 00:08:33,747 I don't know. Wehlner's kind of a wild card. 128 00:08:33,747 --> 00:08:37,150 His work history transfers clean, so... 129 00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:40,153 I don't know about this shoo-in business. 130 00:08:40,153 --> 00:08:43,490 So there's a microchip on the right anterior wheel that has a sensor in it, 131 00:08:43,490 --> 00:08:47,327 and if it detects an obstacle, it will engage the self-braking mechanism. 132 00:08:47,327 --> 00:08:51,164 So no more scratched door small claims, right? 133 00:08:51,164 --> 00:08:53,266 All right, here we go. 134 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:03,844 I had to tell her I wasn't a shoo-in... 135 00:09:03,844 --> 00:09:06,246 and that maybe the house was out for now. Whoa! 136 00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:08,448 That's no way to play the banjo. 137 00:09:08,448 --> 00:09:11,484 I'm doing the best I can. No, you're not. Because you don't love me. 138 00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:13,787 I love you intensely. Then show me... 139 00:09:13,787 --> 00:09:16,223 by playing better banjo. Okay. 140 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:19,693 Then show me... sexually. 141 00:09:19,693 --> 00:09:22,796 Dream or real? 142 00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:26,099 Real. 143 00:09:26,099 --> 00:09:28,168 Chapter Two. 144 00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:30,804 We'll learn the importance of recognizing opportunities... 145 00:09:30,804 --> 00:09:34,407 to stand out at work and to steer clear of trouble. 146 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:37,177 We'll also learn that success does not come to the timid... 147 00:09:37,177 --> 00:09:40,313 but to those like... 148 00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:42,616 who go out and make things happen. 149 00:09:42,616 --> 00:09:45,352 It's nice when you bring your daughter's Brownie troupe... 150 00:09:45,352 --> 00:09:48,521 in for cupcakes and they learn the word "cock." 151 00:09:48,521 --> 00:09:52,760 - Thanks, Donaldson's. - Fuck. 152 00:09:57,164 --> 00:10:01,334 Hey. Any good? No. 153 00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:05,472 Well, what's the problem? We'll work on it as a team. The box is on the lot. 154 00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:09,877 The lot's so fuckin' nuts. Well, what's so f'ing nuts about it? 155 00:10:09,877 --> 00:10:14,748 It's just crazy. Lot detail means bad cards. Oh. 156 00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:16,884 Scott, why is the board here? 157 00:10:16,884 --> 00:10:21,554 Oh, they wanna run stock for the new Plus store in Augusta. They want a stock list. 158 00:10:21,554 --> 00:10:23,691 Great. I'm eager to meet them. 159 00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:26,293 I'm eager to... too. 160 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:30,097 ...from Donaldson's, the champion of excellence. 161 00:10:30,097 --> 00:10:33,767 Whether it's Monday morning muffins or a pie for Sunday's supper... 162 00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:40,107 Hey. Those cutters are still out there. 163 00:10:40,107 --> 00:10:44,377 Well, I'm on stacking. Yeah, well, I'd go, but I gotta get my car washed. 164 00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:46,413 Well, who's on lot? Richard. 165 00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:50,050 Ask Richard. Yeah, h-he's with Kev from Pepsi. 166 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:53,854 They're putting a new product up. He asked for Richard. 167 00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:55,655 He asked for him? Yeah. 168 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:59,659 Been working together last couple of weeks. They got friendly, so... 169 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,461 Can you get out there? Just, uh... 170 00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:04,998 Listen, I have bad cards stacking up from the lot. The board's here. 171 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:07,768 I'll get you inside tomorrow. 172 00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:14,942 ...from Donaldson's, the champion of excellence. 173 00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:17,711 Donaldson's is committed to offering the widest 174 00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:19,646 selection... 175 00:11:19,646 --> 00:11:22,115 You can pretty much do what you want. Anything? 176 00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:26,787 Yeah, man. That wasn't what I meant. Come on. 177 00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:29,689 No, seriously. If you want this whole section, 178 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,825 it's Pepsi's world, right? 179 00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:36,563 Um, no, we got a lot of room. I mean, if you need to expand a little bit, 180 00:11:36,563 --> 00:11:39,599 if you need more, I can... 181 00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:43,470 She got a fat pussy too. I'm talkin' about a fuckin' milk truck pussy, nigga. 182 00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:46,974 - Hey, guys. - Yo, and a big-ass house made from a chub pussy and her ass? 183 00:11:46,974 --> 00:11:49,342 It's, like, damn! 184 00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:51,745 You gotta walk around. Uh, no cut-throughs. 185 00:11:51,745 --> 00:11:53,580 Whatever the fuck. 186 00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:56,349 - Hey, you can't cut through, dawg. - Ah, fuck you, whopper. 187 00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:59,386 - What the fuck you callin' me "whopper." - Whoa! Cool down. 188 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:02,055 I bought a Charleston Chew. Man, fuck you. Ask him. 189 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:06,259 -Well, where is it? -I ate it. Ain't I buy a Charleston Chew, asshole? 190 00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:10,097 Your name's Stauber, right? Doug? 191 00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:11,731 Yep. 192 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:16,303 Did he buy a Charleston Chew? Like, at 2:00. 193 00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:20,340 Did he buy a Charleston Chew this afternoon? Come on, Stauber. 194 00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:23,176 Yeah. All right. 195 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:27,948 - Then he's a customer, Stauber. - I'm a customer every day buyin' Chews. 196 00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:31,051 Welcome, all you guys. 197 00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:35,088 You played this the wrong way, Stauber. 198 00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:41,161 - What the frig are you doing? 199 00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:44,064 Here's how we're gonna fix this. Come on. 200 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:52,405 Go. 201 00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:56,476 Excuse me, young sir? 202 00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:02,482 I want to offer you... 203 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:06,653 I'd like to offer you a complimentary strawberry Charleston Chew. 204 00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:10,824 I indicated the flavor: strawberry. 205 00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:13,393 Thanks, strawberry faggot. 206 00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:16,529 I'm little Mr. Strawberries. 207 00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:20,033 And I was supposed to be inside that day, not comping the Chews. 208 00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:25,072 Kev, I think you're all set. I'm gonna give you the end cap, and... It was good to see you. 209 00:13:25,072 --> 00:13:27,607 It's great to see you. I'm proud of you. You too, man. 210 00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:31,144 Um, like I said, if you need more space on the shelves, 211 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,981 I can always squeeze Green River a little bit. 212 00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:38,385 Hey, uh, were you a male gymnastics? 213 00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:40,888 Was I a male gymnastics? 214 00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:45,525 Were you a male gymnastics in the Junior Olympics? Ruiz Googled you. 215 00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:48,962 He says you were a male gymnastic in Junior Olympics. 216 00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:54,001 No. I wasn't... male gymnastics in Junior Olympics. 217 00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:59,506 Octavio... Come on, man. 218 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:02,775 It's a joke, for morale purposes. 219 00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:06,546 Wehlner didn't say nothing. He's inside today. 220 00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:10,250 You're lot. 221 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:15,956 We should eat. You guys want something from the rotisserie? 222 00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:19,026 Let's snag somethin' from Deli. 223 00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:26,266 You're gonna love this deli. 224 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:29,136 Their selection is out of this world. 225 00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:39,579 We're gonna place four lunch orders. 226 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,572 He stole my Pepsi rep detail. 227 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:08,608 No matter how you slice it, that's a dick move. 228 00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:13,080 You deal with the poster. Dick move, man. Deal. 229 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:17,750 Rotating convention, full benefits, 230 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,786 69,000, a spot on the board. 231 00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:22,855 That's great. 232 00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:27,094 It is. Hey, Doug. Doug Stauber! 233 00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:30,897 Hey. It's my wife, Lori. 234 00:15:30,897 --> 00:15:32,865 I was just tellin' her about this new place. 235 00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:37,004 Hey, come on over and meet Christine Wehlner. 236 00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:39,139 Hey. Hi, I'm Jen. 237 00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:40,873 Lori. Pleased to meet you. 238 00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:43,476 Hi. Doug. What kind of accent is that? It's really pretty. 239 00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:46,279 Scotland. We met on a mission to Scotland. 240 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:51,718 - On an army mission? - Christian, man. Christian mission. 241 00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:53,786 Oh. Okay. 242 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:56,990 Man, when I cheese postered him, I didn't know he was a family man. 243 00:15:56,990 --> 00:16:02,095 Also, he's Canadian. They're not the same as Americans. They're nicer. 244 00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:04,564 Oh. Hey, Paul. Hi. How are you? Nice to see you. 245 00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:07,167 Good to see you too. It's been a while. You're lookin' great. 246 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:09,069 Thank you very much. Hot enough for ya? 247 00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:12,705 I like it like this. Opens up the pores, makes me feel really good. 248 00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:14,941 Listen, I gotta run, but you're lookin' great. Okay. Thanks. 249 00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:17,144 See you later. You too. Say hello to the wife. 250 00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:20,280 He was nice. And he actually had a pretty good little explanation... 251 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:22,649 for stealing my Pepsi rep, Kevin. 252 00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:25,585 So, yeah, I'm glad I saw ya, 253 00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:30,090 'cause I w-wanted to talk to you off to the side about Kev. 254 00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:34,161 Pepsi rep Kev? Yeah, about that stuff. Yeah. 255 00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:37,730 Uh, when we were puttin' up the Jazz? 256 00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:39,766 I wanted to tell you... 257 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:43,103 you know, off to the side... um, 258 00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:48,608 I'm a drug addict... recovering... and an alcoholic. 259 00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:52,812 And, uh, Kevin's my program sponsor. 260 00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:55,348 Yeah, um, sponsor. 261 00:16:55,348 --> 00:17:00,987 Yeah. So, Wednesday, I was havin' a... 262 00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:03,656 Well, I just really needed to talk to him. 263 00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:06,493 So I'm sorry if... I didn't mean to... Don't worry about it. 264 00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:10,497 Come on. Okay. Thanks, Doug. That's awesome. 265 00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:14,000 Oh, hey. No, I got it. 266 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:17,237 It's okay. I got it, Doug. Get outta here. 267 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:21,608 Get on outta here. 268 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:27,080 Who else is interviewing anyway? 269 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,082 It's really mine, as the shoo-in. 270 00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:33,019 But, uh, I think they're going to sit down with a couple of other guys as a formality. 271 00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:35,288 They don't stand a chance really. 272 00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:38,658 Not with you in this suit, they don't. 273 00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:43,363 Is that guy still standing on his balcony staring at us? Yeah. 274 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,834 That's nice. 275 00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:07,687 Hey, do you mind if I listen on my headphones? 'Cause Canadian news is on at 1:30. 276 00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:09,789 That's cool. 277 00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,694 Chapter Four. 278 00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:17,364 Chances are, you live in a metro environment... 279 00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:20,099 full of men trying their best to get ahead. 280 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:24,604 Millions. So how do you separate yourself from the guy next to you... 281 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:27,640 who may be younger and also wants what you want? 282 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:31,043 Through the quality of your work, by flying higher. 283 00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:33,946 This chapter's entitled, "Taking Off." 284 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:37,350 Let's let this classic rock song remind you what direction... 285 00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:41,254 Richard Wehlner... is headed: up. 286 00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:42,655 Let's rock! 287 00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:46,293 * Ticktock, tick Doo, doo, doo-doo * 288 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:51,631 * Ticktock, tick Doo, doo, doo-doo * 289 00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:56,769 * Time keeps on slippin' slippin', slippin' * 290 00:18:56,769 --> 00:19:01,174 * Into the future 291 00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:06,179 * Time keeps on slippin' slippin', slippin' * 292 00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:12,285 * Into the future... 293 00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:15,655 * I wanna fly like an eagle... * Richard Wehlner... 294 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,524 * To the sea 295 00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:21,594 * Fly like an eagle Let my spirit carry me * 296 00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:23,563 * I want to fly like an eagle... * 297 00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:26,599 Richard Wehlner... * Till I'm free * 298 00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:36,809 Our grocery... We have Martin's projects right there. 299 00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:39,546 And we're trying to draw from pretty high-end neighborhoods. 300 00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:44,951 We get a lot of cut-throughs, but, uh, keeping the lot safe is our number one obstacle. 301 00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:47,587 And I don't shy away from the lot. It's critical. 302 00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:51,291 That's good. It's critical at the Augusta Plus store too. 303 00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:53,326 We have public housing right there. 304 00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:58,130 Yeah, it's a balancing act. You need safety, but you also need good community relations. 305 00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:00,467 I'm glad you mentioned community relations. 306 00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:05,372 The housing... those are our neighbors, our customers too. 307 00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:08,408 It's important to get along. 308 00:20:09,175 --> 00:20:12,545 Doug, what's this? 309 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:17,684 I grabbed this on the 19th. That's out of line. 310 00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:19,286 Yeah. 311 00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:26,293 - When did you get that? - June 19th, at your deli, on the refrigeration unit. 312 00:20:26,293 --> 00:20:30,397 - I think this is B.S. - It is B.S. 313 00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:33,900 I was probably on lot that day. I like it out there. 314 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:36,603 Who was inside? 315 00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:41,908 Maybe... Richard? 316 00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:48,415 Richard Wehlner. Yeah. Mmm. 317 00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:51,884 I think so. Yep. 318 00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:56,689 You think he was on Deli, or he was on Deli? 319 00:20:58,157 --> 00:21:00,427 Was on Deli. 320 00:21:02,729 --> 00:21:04,797 Send him in. 321 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:12,204 Doug, these aren't great. 322 00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:17,610 Bear down. We'll get some fresh cards. We'll take it from there. 323 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,679 I like what you're saying. 324 00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:23,049 I need to like what you're doing a little more. 325 00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:25,318 Thank you. 326 00:21:29,088 --> 00:21:31,991 How'd it go? Good. 327 00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:37,697 Hello, gentlemen. 328 00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:40,767 I'm Richard Wehlner. Thank you for your valuable time. 329 00:21:40,767 --> 00:21:43,069 Nice to meet you, sir. Richard Wehlner. 330 00:21:43,069 --> 00:21:47,039 Hi. How do you do? Thank you for your valuable time. 331 00:21:58,451 --> 00:22:02,355 In Canada, we don't say... 332 00:22:06,192 --> 00:22:11,398 "Cutting the cheese" simply means cutting the actual cheese. 333 00:22:11,398 --> 00:22:15,868 It doesn't have a double thing, so I just missed it. 334 00:22:16,803 --> 00:22:20,740 Because in Canada, it's "cracking." 335 00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:26,613 - The expression. - It's "cracking" in Canada. Yeah. 336 00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:30,049 We "crack the cheese." 337 00:22:39,992 --> 00:22:42,094 "Cracking it"? 338 00:22:46,232 --> 00:22:48,535 "Cracking the cheese"? 339 00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:52,439 So I simply really believed that Rogelio... 340 00:22:52,439 --> 00:22:55,207 had been given an intra-Deli award... 341 00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,777 for cutting the actual cheese. 342 00:22:57,777 --> 00:23:00,046 I'm sorry. 343 00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:19,632 I simply believed Rogelio had been given an intra-Deli... 344 00:23:19,632 --> 00:23:23,436 I heard you the first time. Listen. We have permit delays. 345 00:23:23,436 --> 00:23:27,907 We're on hold this month. We won't be deciding for a few weeks. 346 00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:30,443 Make up the ground. 347 00:23:30,443 --> 00:23:32,979 Okay? Okay. 348 00:23:32,979 --> 00:23:34,714 Then that's all. 349 00:23:34,714 --> 00:23:38,217 Well, thank you for gimme... 350 00:23:38,217 --> 00:23:41,454 for giving me your valuable time. 351 00:23:43,856 --> 00:23:49,261 Thank you for your time. I appreciate it. Thank you, sir, for your time. 352 00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:51,498 Thank you for this... for this moment. 353 00:23:51,498 --> 00:23:54,701 Thank you very much, Mr. Cranston. Appreciate it. 354 00:23:54,701 --> 00:24:00,507 Thank you very much, sir, for your time today. You are a valuable person to me. 355 00:24:00,507 --> 00:24:03,109 And I am sorry about this cutting business. 356 00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:05,111 That's the end of that. 357 00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:07,847 No more cheese business. 358 00:24:12,585 --> 00:24:14,921 Last stop, financial district. 359 00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:24,063 So I never got to go over my cool bullet points because of the fart gag joke. 360 00:24:24,063 --> 00:24:26,966 The whole board saw it. It was uncool. 361 00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:29,536 Why don't you forget about it for now? 362 00:24:29,536 --> 00:24:32,972 I want you to blow off some steam. I have an idea. 363 00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:36,242 I signed us up for dance lessons. 364 00:24:36,242 --> 00:24:38,578 Oh, I don't know. Let's go for it. 365 00:24:38,578 --> 00:24:42,114 Let's do salsa. It's so beautiful. Not when I do it. 366 00:24:42,114 --> 00:24:45,752 It's gonna be, because you're a beautiful guy. 367 00:24:48,755 --> 00:24:53,960 I don't know if I can do it. Here, sweetie. Ready? 368 00:24:56,763 --> 00:24:59,766 Don't worry. I'm not gonna backslide. 369 00:25:01,768 --> 00:25:04,971 All right. Let's go dancin'. 370 00:25:04,971 --> 00:25:07,640 Ready? Whoo! 371 00:25:23,155 --> 00:25:26,559 How many pages is that? Eight pages. 372 00:25:30,630 --> 00:25:33,600 It's so quiet. 373 00:26:00,092 --> 00:26:04,330 Okay. Now we just need that $12,000 check... the earnest money check. 374 00:26:04,330 --> 00:26:08,467 If I can't make the big 10% down payment in August, I can get this back, right? 375 00:26:08,467 --> 00:26:14,006 Like, uh, if I don't get this job that I thought I was gonna get? 376 00:26:14,006 --> 00:26:18,577 Um, you forfeit that. It will be a forfeiture in that amount. 377 00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:20,713 Is that bad? Yes. 378 00:26:20,713 --> 00:26:24,951 "Forfeit," as in, you don't get the money back. 379 00:26:24,951 --> 00:26:28,120 The seller keeps the money. It's so they're not hung out to dry, 380 00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:30,890 and it's also a way of preventing schmucks... 381 00:26:30,890 --> 00:26:32,959 from trying to purchase houses they can't afford. 382 00:26:32,959 --> 00:26:35,161 Yeah. Schmucks. 383 00:26:35,161 --> 00:26:38,030 - What are you talking about? - Schmucks who buy houses they can't afford. 384 00:26:38,030 --> 00:26:40,733 - Are there really schmucks like that? - Well, every once in a while, 385 00:26:40,733 --> 00:26:43,169 we'll encounter a schmuck like that... not often. 386 00:26:46,405 --> 00:26:49,809 Hey! Man, what the hell? Ah! 387 00:26:51,543 --> 00:26:53,312 Holy shit. 388 00:26:53,312 --> 00:26:55,648 - That was "Teddy"? - Yeah. 389 00:26:55,648 --> 00:26:59,385 - He's smaller than I imagined. - Yeah, well, he's got a lot of stamina. 390 00:27:03,289 --> 00:27:05,324 It took us five years to save $12,000, 391 00:27:05,324 --> 00:27:07,760 and I might have just schmucked it away. 392 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:09,929 So Richard might be a nice recovering drug guy, 393 00:27:09,929 --> 00:27:13,833 but if I could slide ahead of him at the company retreat, I was going to do it. 394 00:27:13,833 --> 00:27:18,404 Hey, leaders in quality foods, the Donaldson's difference... it's people. 395 00:27:18,404 --> 00:27:22,374 And all of you... here's the great news... are people. 396 00:27:22,374 --> 00:27:25,945 Now concentration allows you to shut out distraction. 397 00:27:25,945 --> 00:27:29,015 Shutting out distraction, gang, allows you... 398 00:27:29,015 --> 00:27:33,385 to accomplish your goals and achieve new heights! 399 00:27:37,023 --> 00:27:39,325 Get it in here, Chicagoland Donaldson's. Come on. 400 00:27:39,325 --> 00:27:42,361 Tout de suite it in here, make a stack of hands. Right here in the middle. 401 00:27:42,361 --> 00:27:45,031 Let's go. Bunch of hands, here we go. Ready? 402 00:27:45,031 --> 00:27:48,835 Now let's make it happen on "one." Ready on "one"? One! 403 00:27:48,835 --> 00:27:52,772 Let's make it happen! 404 00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:57,744 Here we go. Let's go. You can do this, Mitch. Concentration. 405 00:27:57,744 --> 00:28:00,146 And... block out distraction. Easy. 406 00:28:00,146 --> 00:28:03,315 Here we go, Aaron. That's it. That's it. That's it! 407 00:28:03,315 --> 00:28:06,185 Doug, you can do it. Block out distraction. 408 00:28:06,185 --> 00:28:08,988 Block out distraction. Very good. 409 00:28:08,988 --> 00:28:13,459 What do you think, Richard? Here we go. And... 410 00:28:13,459 --> 00:28:17,129 It's not hot! It's not hot! 411 00:28:17,129 --> 00:28:20,699 You've essentially attained your goal. Blockin' out distractions! 412 00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:22,468 Who's next? Who's next? 413 00:28:22,468 --> 00:28:24,971 Let's do it, Steve. You've got it. You've got it. You've got it! 414 00:28:24,971 --> 00:28:29,675 This guy's done this before, right? You did this before on some weird island? 415 00:28:29,675 --> 00:28:31,811 Here we go. Hey, burgundy jumpsuit! 416 00:28:31,811 --> 00:28:35,414 Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. 417 00:28:39,318 --> 00:28:42,721 Scott, you just concentrate, concentrate, concentrate. 418 00:28:46,025 --> 00:28:49,395 He didn't block out the distractions. 419 00:28:51,130 --> 00:28:53,265 Just get in the pool. You can try it again. Stop! 420 00:28:53,265 --> 00:28:55,534 That's all right. This is why we sign waivers, everybody. 421 00:28:55,534 --> 00:28:59,638 All right. Put the bags on over your head. Everyone. 422 00:28:59,638 --> 00:29:03,009 Right over the top. Perfect. Okay. 423 00:29:03,009 --> 00:29:09,448 Now, I want you to take off one thing that you don't need... quickly! Come on! 424 00:29:19,325 --> 00:29:24,163 Let's take something else off that you really don't need... right away! 425 00:29:27,433 --> 00:29:32,471 Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm. Something else you don't need. Let's make it happen. Come on! 426 00:29:32,471 --> 00:29:36,943 - Something else you don't need. Come on. Let's go. 427 00:29:36,943 --> 00:29:40,079 Something completely unnecessary. 428 00:29:42,448 --> 00:29:45,417 Doug, can we take our sack off? 429 00:29:45,417 --> 00:29:47,253 - What? 430 00:29:47,253 --> 00:29:50,656 Did you take your sack off? I can't really hear you. 431 00:29:50,656 --> 00:29:55,995 People, take off one more thing that you simply do... not... need. 432 00:29:56,662 --> 00:30:00,232 - Do it. - Fuck. 433 00:30:12,845 --> 00:30:14,513 Okay, um... 434 00:30:16,315 --> 00:30:20,152 All right, everybody that still has a bag on top of their heads, scream, 435 00:30:20,152 --> 00:30:23,255 "My concentration skills need improvement." 436 00:30:23,255 --> 00:30:27,226 One, two, three. My concentration skills need improvement! 437 00:30:30,296 --> 00:30:32,631 Easy with the laughter. 438 00:30:32,631 --> 00:30:34,934 Easy with that. 439 00:30:38,737 --> 00:30:42,541 That's enough. All right. 440 00:30:42,541 --> 00:30:45,277 Who's up for some team building, huh? Let's do it! 441 00:30:45,277 --> 00:30:48,580 Let's head over to the productivity obstacle course. 442 00:30:48,580 --> 00:30:50,316 Guy, slap the clothes back on. 443 00:30:50,316 --> 00:30:53,519 Let's just watch the assumptions. That's all it is. 444 00:30:55,021 --> 00:30:57,924 Yeah, is this Chicagoland Pepsi? 445 00:30:57,924 --> 00:31:00,592 Connect to Kevin Conoway, please? 446 00:31:01,593 --> 00:31:03,629 Richard Wehlner. 447 00:31:06,465 --> 00:31:09,868 Brighten the week with a sweet from Donaldson's, 448 00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:12,304 the champion of excellence. 449 00:31:39,165 --> 00:31:42,234 Scott, lot the full week? 450 00:31:42,234 --> 00:31:47,439 Pepsi's sending a new season of stuff. Yep. Kevin wants Richard. 451 00:31:47,439 --> 00:31:52,411 PepsiCo's chips and paperware... That's six days of bad cards from the lot. 452 00:31:52,411 --> 00:31:54,480 I got two weeks before the board decides about Augusta. 453 00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:58,050 That's one week of suck cards. Come on, Fargas. 454 00:31:58,050 --> 00:32:00,586 What, are you callin' me by my last name now? Scott. 455 00:32:00,586 --> 00:32:04,790 Kevin wants Richard. That's Pepsi. Don't make a stink about it. 456 00:32:04,790 --> 00:32:09,561 You know what? I'm takin' lot. Give it to me. They got lot concerns at Augusta. 457 00:32:09,561 --> 00:32:12,864 I'm gonna get some prime lot cards. I'm gonna show 'em I can do it. 458 00:32:12,864 --> 00:32:14,933 - Awesome. - I'm gonna jam for six days. 459 00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:16,902 Awesome. 460 00:32:16,902 --> 00:32:20,072 Let's make it happen! 461 00:32:26,979 --> 00:32:30,782 Hey, remove yourself! Get your pizza off there. Get your butt off my car! 462 00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:33,819 Fuck you, Mr. Chopsticks. You Chungking fuck ass. 463 00:32:33,819 --> 00:32:38,657 Hey, show some respect! Where is someone? Can someone please help me? 464 00:32:42,461 --> 00:32:45,764 That's addressed to the board, for the cards. 465 00:32:45,764 --> 00:32:48,467 They want the fresh ones. 466 00:32:51,670 --> 00:32:55,507 Gordon "Jiminy." A kid hanging out in your lot kidney punched me... 467 00:32:55,507 --> 00:32:59,978 because I offended him, I guess, by doing nothing. 468 00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:01,880 Kidney punched me. 469 00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:04,816 There's a little bit of a lack of security in your lot... 470 00:33:04,816 --> 00:33:08,587 'cause your security guy was sleeping in my car. 471 00:34:07,213 --> 00:34:10,516 Okay. The, uh... The fucking chip is fixed, 472 00:34:10,516 --> 00:34:13,985 and, uh, here we go... right towards my own private vehicle, 473 00:34:13,985 --> 00:34:17,022 because that's how much confidence I have in this. 474 00:34:17,022 --> 00:34:19,391 Remember, this could be your daughter. 475 00:34:22,761 --> 00:34:24,696 Fuck! 476 00:34:24,696 --> 00:34:28,100 ...as I offer you a blueprint for success in the workplace. 477 00:34:28,100 --> 00:34:32,904 And, like the eagle, you'll create a commanding atmosphere around... 478 00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:34,906 Richard Wehlner. 479 00:34:34,906 --> 00:34:37,543 If you ever have to choose between working inside and outside... 480 00:34:37,543 --> 00:34:41,012 at a major American grocery store, choose inside. 481 00:34:41,012 --> 00:34:46,084 Inside you have some freedom. You have places to hide. 482 00:34:48,554 --> 00:34:53,259 You can catch a breeze off the dairy cooler. The girls work inside. 483 00:34:57,896 --> 00:34:59,030 Mmm. 484 00:34:59,030 --> 00:35:01,066 Outside sucks. 485 00:35:01,066 --> 00:35:04,803 I just wanted to let you know that everything was top-notch. 486 00:35:04,803 --> 00:35:06,638 Yes. 487 00:35:06,638 --> 00:35:08,974 You guys are really getting your shit together. 488 00:35:08,974 --> 00:35:14,346 I fuckin' had it for a while there, but I've sensed a shift. Hey, good shift. 489 00:35:14,346 --> 00:35:17,449 Keep on truckin' in that direction. 490 00:35:17,449 --> 00:35:19,418 I'll be a repeat customer. 491 00:35:23,589 --> 00:35:26,992 ...cuttin' grass and shit? 492 00:35:26,992 --> 00:35:30,929 I can call the police. So, just so you know, this is Donaldson's property. You're trespassing. 493 00:35:30,929 --> 00:35:32,898 I'm on a parkin' lot. It's our lot. 494 00:35:32,898 --> 00:35:36,668 - Fuck you. - Heh, your ma's courteous. She took my ride, sissy. 495 00:35:36,668 --> 00:35:40,806 What does that mean? Hey! Well, give 'em back! 496 00:35:40,806 --> 00:35:43,509 Fuckin' get 'em. 497 00:35:43,509 --> 00:35:45,344 Fuck! 498 00:35:50,081 --> 00:35:52,050 Fuck! 499 00:35:52,050 --> 00:35:54,553 Fuck you, man, you know? Back up. 500 00:35:54,553 --> 00:35:57,155 Back what? Back up. I'm not fuckin' around, dick. 501 00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:59,558 What you call me, motherfucker? 502 00:35:59,558 --> 00:36:02,828 Get off the lot! Get off me! 503 00:36:02,828 --> 00:36:06,131 Is he serious? Hey, he can't be fuckin' serious. 504 00:36:06,131 --> 00:36:08,567 Have a nice day! 505 00:36:08,567 --> 00:36:13,605 You have a nice day, fuckin' assholes! 506 00:36:19,077 --> 00:36:20,846 Aren't you on lot? 507 00:36:20,846 --> 00:36:23,515 I'm tryin' to fix these cards. They got messed up. 508 00:36:23,515 --> 00:36:25,584 Don't forget, those go in today. 509 00:36:25,584 --> 00:36:28,454 Half hour, I'm gonna go down there. 510 00:36:28,454 --> 00:36:31,657 - Who's on lot? - Just Bredon. Keith's sick. 511 00:36:31,657 --> 00:36:35,261 Ah, put Octavio out. He can come off Deli. 512 00:36:35,261 --> 00:36:37,296 We got it covered. You have the vest? 513 00:36:37,296 --> 00:36:40,098 In my locker. 514 00:36:40,098 --> 00:36:42,668 Thanks, Scott. All right. 515 00:36:52,544 --> 00:36:55,481 I don't know what you say. 516 00:36:59,251 --> 00:37:02,954 I was trying to figure out if Brian... "Grall's" card... 517 00:37:02,954 --> 00:37:07,926 said, "Your employees were very... courageous"? 518 00:37:11,263 --> 00:37:13,732 I wondered, were any of them courageous? 519 00:37:13,732 --> 00:37:17,803 Esteban? No. Little Esteban? No. 520 00:37:22,874 --> 00:37:27,012 - Hey. 521 00:37:27,012 --> 00:37:33,051 I found a whole stack of D.E.'s in your locker. 522 00:37:33,051 --> 00:37:37,122 Stauber. 523 00:37:37,122 --> 00:37:39,525 A whole stack. 524 00:37:39,525 --> 00:37:43,562 Scott, man, lot's so messed up. 525 00:37:43,562 --> 00:37:46,532 I know it is, but it's not about you, okay? 526 00:37:46,532 --> 00:37:49,535 I'm going down to the Augusta Plus. 527 00:37:49,535 --> 00:37:55,206 Why don't you pack your stack and take a ride with me? I wanna see you hand these over. 528 00:37:55,206 --> 00:37:57,042 Pack your stack. 529 00:37:57,042 --> 00:38:00,679 A lot of the guys, when they're goin' out to assist customers with their bags, 530 00:38:00,679 --> 00:38:02,681 they're doin' some lollygaggin' outside. 531 00:38:02,681 --> 00:38:04,616 And everyone wants to get fresh air. 532 00:38:04,616 --> 00:38:07,018 Don't get me wrong. I like fresh air, 533 00:38:07,018 --> 00:38:11,757 but we need you inside, or else we're short... 534 00:38:15,327 --> 00:38:17,863 Several young men taunted me with chants... 535 00:38:17,863 --> 00:38:21,933 of "ching chong Chinaman" and "cinnamon face"! 536 00:38:21,933 --> 00:38:26,772 You know what? I'd like you to read them to me right now. 537 00:38:26,772 --> 00:38:30,876 Out loud? No, read them to me silently. 538 00:38:35,246 --> 00:38:40,285 "My grocery list didn't include sexual harassment, but thanks. 539 00:38:40,285 --> 00:38:43,422 Beth Kopins, 84." 540 00:38:45,791 --> 00:38:48,594 You want me to read all of these? Yes. 541 00:38:48,594 --> 00:38:51,029 Fuck. - I'm sorry? 542 00:38:52,063 --> 00:38:54,566 That's on the card. 543 00:38:54,566 --> 00:38:58,236 "Fuck, that was a great shopping experience." 544 00:38:58,236 --> 00:39:00,906 It doesn't say that, does it? No. 545 00:39:00,906 --> 00:39:03,909 What does it say then? 546 00:39:05,944 --> 00:39:09,280 Not a good demonstration of my managerial skills. 547 00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:13,385 But I just decided to bear down, motivate my staff to raise their game... 548 00:39:13,385 --> 00:39:15,387 and just get more hands-on. 549 00:39:15,387 --> 00:39:20,426 I was going to handle it. I was going to keep my cool and handle anything. 550 00:39:20,426 --> 00:39:24,362 Then something happened: the Tater Tot incident... You're on the lot. 551 00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:27,198 provoked by what I call the "Yoo-hoo smash." 552 00:39:27,198 --> 00:39:28,900 Full Yoo-hoo. 553 00:39:28,900 --> 00:39:33,772 Fuck! 554 00:39:33,772 --> 00:39:37,208 That's assault! I'm callin' the police. You're gone! Suck my dick. 555 00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:40,311 You're fucking gone. All spiced up with a little Mace. 556 00:39:45,083 --> 00:39:47,986 - I mean, what did he do? Did he grab you? - He, like... 557 00:39:47,986 --> 00:39:50,155 A bottle hit me, and then he tugged at my shirt. 558 00:39:50,155 --> 00:39:53,191 He threw it? I don't know, someone in the group! 559 00:39:53,191 --> 00:39:55,694 Hey, you Maced him full in the face. He's in the hospital. 560 00:39:55,694 --> 00:39:59,230 Why don't you calm down? He hit me in the head with a bottle. It's out there. 561 00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:01,900 Look, pal, there's a lot of bottles out there. 562 00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:04,235 What I know is, he's got a face full of liquid frenzine, 563 00:40:04,235 --> 00:40:08,674 his mom and dad are upset, and I'm tryin' to figure out what he did to you. 564 00:40:08,674 --> 00:40:13,645 They wanna talk to somebody... an owner, they said. 565 00:40:13,645 --> 00:40:15,781 I have to call the board. 566 00:40:15,781 --> 00:40:19,117 - Man, he grabbed me. - Are you going to press charges? 567 00:40:19,117 --> 00:40:23,789 I don't know. I have to talk to the board. Are they? Can they? 568 00:40:23,789 --> 00:40:27,459 I don't know. The parents are upset. 569 00:40:38,470 --> 00:40:42,273 Javier, what are you... You just left these here? 570 00:40:42,273 --> 00:40:44,309 The bag's damaged. 571 00:40:44,309 --> 00:40:48,046 What, are they gonna melt? Come on, man. 572 00:40:51,750 --> 00:40:54,019 This is bullshit. 573 00:40:54,986 --> 00:40:57,489 This... is... 574 00:40:57,489 --> 00:40:59,491 bull... 575 00:40:59,491 --> 00:41:02,293 - shit! - Ow! 576 00:41:02,293 --> 00:41:04,663 - Hey! Whoa! - What? 577 00:41:04,663 --> 00:41:08,500 -He's whippin' stuff at me. -I was tossing them out. He walked right in front of me. 578 00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:11,637 It hit me in the wrist. They're heavy. 579 00:41:11,637 --> 00:41:13,672 Ow. They're frozen. 580 00:41:13,672 --> 00:41:17,576 - Fuck you, Wehlner. - What is your problem? 581 00:41:17,576 --> 00:41:19,711 You want to file an in-store? 582 00:41:19,711 --> 00:41:23,849 What? An in-store. An in-store complaint? 583 00:41:23,849 --> 00:41:27,485 Geez. I don't know. It just... 584 00:41:27,485 --> 00:41:29,655 They're pretty dense. They're frozen potatoes. 585 00:41:29,655 --> 00:41:33,491 - Man, fuck you, Richard. - What is your f'ing problem? 586 00:41:37,563 --> 00:41:41,066 Something's wrong. What's been bothering you? 587 00:41:42,601 --> 00:41:44,670 You know, in the case I don't get this job... 588 00:41:44,670 --> 00:41:47,172 in a weird case I don't get this job... 589 00:41:47,172 --> 00:41:50,375 it's going to be four more years, because there's no new store planned. 590 00:41:50,375 --> 00:41:54,646 You're making too much of this new job. I mean, I can go back to school... 591 00:41:54,646 --> 00:41:56,748 there's night school... and be a practitioner. 592 00:41:56,748 --> 00:42:00,218 You don't need this pressure. We can do it together, just like we've done everything so far. 593 00:42:00,218 --> 00:42:03,622 Jen, I don't want you waiting for the bus at night in February. 594 00:42:03,622 --> 00:42:08,760 You already work two shifts. Night school? You don't want to go back. 595 00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:12,297 - I don't want to, but I will. - You're not going to. 596 00:42:12,297 --> 00:42:14,332 - Doug, look out! - Oh, fuck. 597 00:42:14,332 --> 00:42:15,867 Hey! Hey! Hey. 598 00:42:15,867 --> 00:42:18,136 Hey! Hey! What's your fucking problem? 599 00:42:18,136 --> 00:42:22,407 He has an issue with the coupons. 600 00:42:22,407 --> 00:42:27,212 What, man? What issue? Y-You do not honor the coupons anymore for his snacks, yeah? 601 00:42:27,212 --> 00:42:30,749 All right. I'll honor your coupons. Stop slapping me. Okay? Stop? 602 00:42:30,749 --> 00:42:35,654 You can't go around slapping people. What country are you from, Insane Land? 603 00:42:35,654 --> 00:42:38,724 Hey, Jen. 604 00:42:39,591 --> 00:42:43,629 - Hey, guy. - Hey. 605 00:42:51,436 --> 00:42:53,404 I wonder if anyone else here... 606 00:42:53,404 --> 00:42:56,441 got slapped in the eyes yesterday over a graham cracker snack? 607 00:42:56,441 --> 00:42:58,209 Probably not. 608 00:42:58,209 --> 00:43:01,346 I'm just gonna try to forget about that particular embarrassment... 609 00:43:01,346 --> 00:43:03,649 via some beers. 610 00:43:04,916 --> 00:43:10,588 Hey. Wanna top me off there, Teddy Grahams? 611 00:43:14,893 --> 00:43:16,862 Are you enjoying your drink? 612 00:43:16,862 --> 00:43:19,765 Then I started working at the grocery, and... 613 00:43:19,765 --> 00:43:22,968 You know, that's been pretty okay. 614 00:43:22,968 --> 00:43:25,203 Because you can have a family, you know? 615 00:43:25,203 --> 00:43:28,006 And, uh, move up in administration. 616 00:43:28,006 --> 00:43:30,676 Save a little money. You know what I'm talkin' about. 617 00:43:30,676 --> 00:43:32,443 Yeah. You know? 618 00:43:32,443 --> 00:43:34,512 So it's been good... 619 00:43:34,512 --> 00:43:36,848 till this guy from Quebec comes along. 620 00:43:36,848 --> 00:43:38,717 You told me about that already. 621 00:43:38,717 --> 00:43:41,119 I did? Yeah. 622 00:43:41,119 --> 00:43:43,722 Hey, I have an idea. 623 00:43:43,722 --> 00:43:47,025 Let's get down sexually right now... 624 00:43:47,025 --> 00:43:49,027 while you play the banjo. 625 00:43:49,027 --> 00:43:51,963 - Good idea. - Is that even possible? 626 00:43:54,199 --> 00:43:56,434 Oh, that's the spot, dude. 627 00:43:56,434 --> 00:43:59,938 Oh, right on. I guess so. 628 00:43:59,938 --> 00:44:02,273 I had to get up early that morning, too, 629 00:44:02,273 --> 00:44:04,542 to write a Mace apology speech for the community center. 630 00:44:04,542 --> 00:44:08,079 I hadn't written a speech since Webelos. 631 00:44:08,079 --> 00:44:11,016 "While on a courtesy patrol, the group of young men... 632 00:44:11,016 --> 00:44:14,119 "approached a Donaldson's customer and me while making threats, 633 00:44:14,119 --> 00:44:17,322 and I was struck in the head by a bottle of Yoo-hoo." 634 00:44:21,559 --> 00:44:24,830 How do you know who threw that Yoo-hoo? 635 00:44:26,097 --> 00:44:30,201 I noticed, um, previous to the thing, 636 00:44:30,201 --> 00:44:33,638 that the young man that I had the altercation with was drinking Yoo-hoo. 637 00:44:33,638 --> 00:44:38,409 After I was struck, I noticed that he wasn't drinking Yoo-hoo anymore. 638 00:44:39,644 --> 00:44:42,580 And there was no one else in the lot, so... 639 00:44:42,580 --> 00:44:46,885 "I discharged a single pull of Mace in his direction." 640 00:44:46,885 --> 00:44:48,854 I'm glad he's recovered. 641 00:44:48,854 --> 00:44:53,424 "But the incident only occurred because customer care is priority one at Donaldson's. 642 00:44:53,424 --> 00:44:57,595 "It would have happened if the customer's safety was threatened... 643 00:44:57,595 --> 00:45:01,199 "by a group of any creed or color. 644 00:45:01,199 --> 00:45:03,969 "We at Donaldson's are proud of our ties to the community. 645 00:45:03,969 --> 00:45:05,971 "We think it's a great one. 646 00:45:05,971 --> 00:45:11,242 "We intend to continue to provide a courteous and safe shopping atmosphere for you, 647 00:45:11,242 --> 00:45:13,845 "and we intend to continue to provide shopping carts... 648 00:45:13,845 --> 00:45:16,915 "with that one wheel that just won't work right. 649 00:45:21,052 --> 00:45:23,654 "We understand that the young men involved in the incident... 650 00:45:23,654 --> 00:45:27,325 "are not good examples of the community, but are troublemakers, 651 00:45:27,325 --> 00:45:30,395 "who there are a lot of everywhere in this day. 652 00:45:30,395 --> 00:45:34,065 "The incident was unfortunate for both parties, 653 00:45:34,065 --> 00:45:36,868 "but we won't let a few bad apples spoil the batch. 654 00:45:36,868 --> 00:45:40,138 You can be sure of that. Thank you for coming." 655 00:45:55,686 --> 00:45:58,957 I think everybody's feeling pretty good about it. Yeah. 656 00:45:58,957 --> 00:46:02,160 It's isolated. Oh, yeah. It's a one-time thing. 657 00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:03,694 What's that? 658 00:46:03,694 --> 00:46:06,798 I agree. It's isolated. I think it was just some black apples. 659 00:46:06,798 --> 00:46:09,134 We won't be seeing that happen again. 660 00:46:12,170 --> 00:46:16,174 Black apples. 661 00:46:16,174 --> 00:46:19,911 - What's that? - You said "black apples." 662 00:46:23,849 --> 00:46:26,651 I said "bad" ones. The fuck you said "bad." 663 00:46:26,651 --> 00:46:28,453 - Bad apples. - You said "black." 664 00:46:28,453 --> 00:46:31,957 I'm sorry if there's some confusion. Maybe in the confusion, I... 665 00:46:31,957 --> 00:46:35,026 Hey, come on. It's been a long day. That was a slip. 666 00:46:35,026 --> 00:46:36,895 This is a lot of shit. 667 00:46:36,895 --> 00:46:38,729 You are not a black apple to me. 668 00:46:38,729 --> 00:46:44,369 I said that possibly there was one black one in the batch. Not you. 669 00:46:44,369 --> 00:46:49,474 And I didn't mean to say black. I meant "back." 670 00:46:49,474 --> 00:46:52,410 "Blatch." "Blad." 671 00:46:52,410 --> 00:46:54,445 "Blapples." 672 00:46:57,548 --> 00:47:01,819 Where'd you get this fucker? 673 00:47:01,819 --> 00:47:06,791 Let's catch up outside. I'll hit you with some gift certificates. 674 00:47:06,791 --> 00:47:08,759 You hear that guy? 675 00:47:08,759 --> 00:47:11,496 "Where'd you get this fucker?" 676 00:47:11,496 --> 00:47:14,265 Maybe I don't belong here. Maybe he's right. 677 00:47:15,566 --> 00:47:17,468 You... You just... 678 00:47:17,468 --> 00:47:21,572 You said "blapples," hon. It was weird. 679 00:47:23,774 --> 00:47:27,712 Let's... Let's find a way for you to spend some time alone, 680 00:47:27,712 --> 00:47:29,680 get cooled down. 681 00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:32,117 No payments, right? No pressure. 682 00:47:32,117 --> 00:47:35,386 Right. We'll find you something to get lost in. 683 00:47:43,929 --> 00:47:46,031 Chapter Eight. 684 00:47:46,031 --> 00:47:47,999 "Keeping Your Cool." Fuck. 685 00:47:47,999 --> 00:47:51,903 Have you ever seen an eagle blow his top? 686 00:47:51,903 --> 00:47:56,307 - Do your best to keep your cool. 687 00:47:57,008 --> 00:47:59,277 Stay loose. 688 00:48:04,549 --> 00:48:06,051 Fuck. 689 00:48:06,051 --> 00:48:08,019 Every life has its frustrations, 690 00:48:08,019 --> 00:48:12,924 but be careful not to let them get the best of you in front of your family. 691 00:48:14,192 --> 00:48:17,195 Instead of curses, find a more family-friendly way 692 00:48:17,195 --> 00:48:19,464 to express life's frustrations. 693 00:48:21,066 --> 00:48:24,635 Fuck you! Ship fuck! Asshole ship! 694 00:48:24,635 --> 00:48:28,039 Seven seas fucker! Jolly fucker! 695 00:48:28,039 --> 00:48:32,010 - For Chrissake. - No one can do that! It's impossible! 696 00:48:32,010 --> 00:48:34,279 Not even a guy with tiny hands! 697 00:48:34,279 --> 00:48:36,481 Not even a guy with a child's hands! 698 00:48:36,481 --> 00:48:40,986 - Fuck that! 699 00:48:40,986 --> 00:48:43,821 I guess it was mean enjoying a rainbow cone... 700 00:48:43,821 --> 00:48:46,124 to celebrate Richard's racial slur. 701 00:48:46,124 --> 00:48:48,226 But I had a feeling he was starting to crack. 702 00:48:48,226 --> 00:48:51,162 A couple more little things... he might just fall apart. 703 00:48:51,162 --> 00:48:54,499 Black apples? What an a-hole. 704 00:48:57,768 --> 00:48:59,704 What do you have? 705 00:48:59,704 --> 00:49:02,307 Hey. Oh, almeja sauce. 706 00:49:02,307 --> 00:49:04,309 Yeah, I'm gonna make dinner tonight. 707 00:49:04,309 --> 00:49:06,677 We've been stressed about getting this job, so... 708 00:49:06,677 --> 00:49:09,314 I wanna make something. We're just gonna take it easy. 709 00:49:09,314 --> 00:49:12,017 It's supposed to be good, Mateo and those guys said. 710 00:49:12,017 --> 00:49:14,185 - You got that clam sauce? - Yeah. 711 00:49:14,185 --> 00:49:17,722 - You should ask Sylvia Rojas about her almeja sauce. - Yeah? She makes it? 712 00:49:17,722 --> 00:49:21,226 Almeja? That means "clam" in Spanish. 713 00:49:21,226 --> 00:49:24,595 It also means something dirty... P-U-S-S-Y. 714 00:49:24,595 --> 00:49:27,732 The baggers say it all day... the dirty way. 715 00:49:30,168 --> 00:49:32,137 Yeah, okay, guys. 716 00:49:32,137 --> 00:49:35,473 Ask her, papa. She's got a good recipe. 717 00:49:35,473 --> 00:49:38,443 Should I tell him it means P-U-S-S-Y? 718 00:49:38,443 --> 00:49:41,579 Or should I break him down? He put me on lot for a week. 719 00:49:41,579 --> 00:49:44,315 Go ahead, learn some Spanish... the inappropriate way. 720 00:49:44,315 --> 00:49:46,917 Sylvia. 721 00:49:46,917 --> 00:49:49,087 Um... 722 00:49:52,923 --> 00:49:54,525 Mmm! 723 00:50:09,607 --> 00:50:12,009 Richard. 724 00:50:12,009 --> 00:50:14,011 Did you ask Sylvia about her clam sauce? 725 00:50:14,011 --> 00:50:16,314 Yeah. 726 00:50:16,314 --> 00:50:19,350 You say it was the best? 727 00:50:19,350 --> 00:50:20,618 Yeah. 728 00:50:20,618 --> 00:50:22,787 That's pussy sauce. 729 00:50:24,789 --> 00:50:26,491 What? 730 00:50:26,491 --> 00:50:29,894 That's pussy sauce. 731 00:50:29,894 --> 00:50:31,896 It's her pussy. 732 00:50:50,348 --> 00:50:52,817 The Good Life. Chapter Nine. 733 00:50:52,817 --> 00:50:56,987 "Dignity and Respect and Their Importance in the Workplace." 734 00:50:56,987 --> 00:51:01,058 Gaining the respect of colleagues does not happen overnight, 735 00:51:01,058 --> 00:51:04,162 but these feelings... dignity and respect... 736 00:51:04,162 --> 00:51:09,200 are a necessary part of a good life. 737 00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:12,703 - Just frustrated. - Are you going to slide back to a bad place? 738 00:51:12,703 --> 00:51:16,207 Not by a long shot. Lori, not by a mile. 739 00:51:20,945 --> 00:51:23,681 I've just had a bad day. 740 00:51:23,681 --> 00:51:25,683 I'm feeling a little turned around here. 741 00:51:25,683 --> 00:51:28,519 Maybe I'm missing home. It's the home of the eagle. 742 00:51:28,519 --> 00:51:33,023 "It's a great place to soar," you said. Yeah. 743 00:51:33,023 --> 00:51:35,793 Are you okay? Yeah. Yeah. 744 00:51:35,793 --> 00:51:38,863 I just feel like I'm at camp and I want to come home. 745 00:51:43,201 --> 00:51:46,237 You did male gymnastics in the Junior Olympics? 746 00:51:46,237 --> 00:51:49,840 What? You were a male gymnast? Lopez said. 747 00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:53,611 I don't know what they're saying. Name same as mine popped up on Google or something. 748 00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:57,582 Hey, watch your soups. 749 00:51:58,783 --> 00:52:00,885 What about my soups? 750 00:52:02,119 --> 00:52:04,422 Your soups are sloppy. 751 00:52:05,556 --> 00:52:09,627 We're gonna be okay. Thanks, Lori. 752 00:52:09,627 --> 00:52:13,063 - I love you. - I love you too. 753 00:52:13,063 --> 00:52:15,266 - I'll see you at home. - I'll see you. 754 00:52:15,266 --> 00:52:17,368 I just have to log these Mesquite Crunchers. 755 00:52:17,368 --> 00:52:19,704 Bye. 756 00:52:21,639 --> 00:52:23,708 Hey. 757 00:52:25,543 --> 00:52:27,812 Are you gonna write me up, Doug? 758 00:52:27,812 --> 00:52:29,847 No, man. 759 00:52:44,629 --> 00:52:48,833 Yeah, I just... I just feel like everything's getting to me. 760 00:52:48,833 --> 00:52:51,202 I know. 761 00:52:51,202 --> 00:52:55,473 Hey, smoke it down, bro. I would, too, but I get bad headaches. 762 00:52:57,074 --> 00:53:01,379 I had some, like, lost years. 763 00:53:03,013 --> 00:53:05,316 Man, I was in a motorcycle gang. 764 00:53:10,555 --> 00:53:12,657 Fuck you! 765 00:53:15,260 --> 00:53:17,628 I guess I'll just get everybody. 766 00:53:19,564 --> 00:53:22,700 Have a nice day, hon. You too. 767 00:53:25,503 --> 00:53:29,274 Man, come on! 768 00:53:29,274 --> 00:53:33,478 We found each other and started a family. 769 00:53:35,112 --> 00:53:37,482 We said we were gonna make a go of it. 770 00:53:41,018 --> 00:53:42,787 It's just hard. 771 00:53:42,787 --> 00:53:46,090 I mean, day care's 300. Our premiums are 400. 772 00:53:46,090 --> 00:53:48,593 This dance class is $280 U.S. 773 00:53:48,593 --> 00:53:50,661 Yeah. 774 00:53:52,397 --> 00:53:54,432 This is what I did. 775 00:53:54,432 --> 00:53:57,802 I bought a house that I can't even... 776 00:53:58,603 --> 00:54:01,806 I can't even nearly afford. 777 00:54:04,342 --> 00:54:07,111 I'm gonna tell Lori I toked up. 778 00:54:07,111 --> 00:54:10,080 Yeah. I'm gonna tell Jen. I have to. 779 00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:11,849 Because that's how you get happy... 780 00:54:11,849 --> 00:54:15,720 leading an honest life no matter what your life's like beside. 781 00:54:17,221 --> 00:54:20,825 So I'm telling her. Because that's a man. 782 00:54:20,825 --> 00:54:22,793 Because... 783 00:54:22,793 --> 00:54:26,263 If you have that "to the max" clean love... 784 00:54:26,263 --> 00:54:28,833 man, that-that "all the way" love... 785 00:54:30,501 --> 00:54:34,439 then you could be even, like, a midget or something... 786 00:54:34,439 --> 00:54:36,807 and still light it up with a smile. 787 00:54:38,509 --> 00:54:41,579 So go on, let it shine. 788 00:54:41,579 --> 00:54:44,515 I'm not bullshittin'. Lori, I can make a go of it. 789 00:54:44,515 --> 00:54:47,017 We're goin'. We're goin' to Glasgow, fuckin' like it or not. 790 00:54:47,017 --> 00:54:51,055 Okay, great. Yeah, go visit your grammy. And then come on back, yeah? 791 00:54:51,055 --> 00:54:53,991 Make it a holiday. I'll show you I can make a big dancing go of it. 792 00:54:53,991 --> 00:54:56,126 Tell your grammy I said hi. I'll be seeing her. 793 00:54:56,126 --> 00:54:59,129 I'll tell Grammy that you're a doper. I'll tell Grammy that. 794 00:54:59,129 --> 00:55:01,031 Whoa. Lori, don't. 795 00:55:01,031 --> 00:55:04,034 Okay, Chrissie. Have a little holiday with your grammy. 796 00:55:04,034 --> 00:55:07,505 All right. Let's go. I'll be seein' ya. 797 00:55:07,505 --> 00:55:09,807 Lori, make it a holiday. 798 00:55:12,142 --> 00:55:15,913 Will you get the mail in when you get home? Yeah. No problem. 799 00:55:15,913 --> 00:55:18,148 I gotta tell you something. Mark, you remember Doug. 800 00:55:18,148 --> 00:55:21,151 Yeah. Hey. Teddy Grahams. Yeah, hey. 801 00:55:21,151 --> 00:55:24,054 We got surgery at 10:00. A cleft palate... two-year-old. Okay. 802 00:55:24,054 --> 00:55:29,794 - What's a cleft palate? - It's a deformation of the "mascus"... the lower face. 803 00:55:29,794 --> 00:55:33,297 Medically, it's "masculari horriblus," 804 00:55:33,297 --> 00:55:36,233 which is Latin for "monster face." 805 00:55:36,233 --> 00:55:40,605 And I guess some of these kids really do feel like monsters. 806 00:55:40,605 --> 00:55:43,708 But we restore them to normalcy. 807 00:55:43,708 --> 00:55:46,477 You should see it, man. It's beautiful. 808 00:55:48,913 --> 00:55:51,516 - Man. - Yeah. 809 00:55:55,886 --> 00:55:59,924 - What? Tell me what. - Nothing. I'll see you tonight. 810 00:55:59,924 --> 00:56:02,560 Okay. 811 00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:04,695 Let me show you something. Yeah. 812 00:56:11,569 --> 00:56:15,339 One way to go from planning to tell the truth to telling another lie... 813 00:56:15,339 --> 00:56:19,510 is to find a gift from your wife... who has no money... 814 00:56:19,510 --> 00:56:21,646 of some long-sleeved shirts... 815 00:56:21,646 --> 00:56:23,380 because she believes you'll dress more formally... 816 00:56:23,380 --> 00:56:27,251 as the shoo-in boss of a large grocery because you said this. 817 00:56:27,251 --> 00:56:30,555 When the truth is you might stay a "short sleever"... 818 00:56:30,555 --> 00:56:34,559 for the foreseeable future of thousands of days. 819 00:56:34,559 --> 00:56:37,462 Hey. I like my shirts. Hey. 820 00:56:37,462 --> 00:56:39,430 What are you doing? 821 00:56:39,430 --> 00:56:43,400 It's for night school... for the school thing, for just in case. 822 00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:45,369 I thought I should do it. 823 00:56:45,369 --> 00:56:49,039 Are you worried? No. But just in case. 824 00:56:49,039 --> 00:56:51,976 I didn't want to miss the sign-up. I want to save a spot. 825 00:56:51,976 --> 00:56:56,080 - You have to write a check? - 180. 826 00:56:57,515 --> 00:56:59,850 Don't. Because I got the job. 827 00:56:59,850 --> 00:57:02,487 - They decided? - Yeah. I got the job. 828 00:57:02,487 --> 00:57:06,023 - Doug! You are great! - Yeah. 829 00:57:06,724 --> 00:57:09,359 Good-bye, banjo fuckers! 830 00:57:09,359 --> 00:57:11,596 Yeah. 831 00:57:17,234 --> 00:57:19,504 I don't know what that was. 832 00:57:19,504 --> 00:57:21,606 A lie wish? 833 00:57:21,606 --> 00:57:24,875 Way to go, Doug! 834 00:57:26,944 --> 00:57:29,013 Whoo. 835 00:57:50,100 --> 00:57:53,003 Hey, Scott, I wanted to mention, um... 836 00:57:53,003 --> 00:57:55,272 My wrist is acting up a little... 837 00:57:55,272 --> 00:57:57,742 from the Tater Tot thing. 838 00:57:57,742 --> 00:58:01,779 So I think I should probably do that in-store. 839 00:58:01,779 --> 00:58:03,614 The in-store complaint? 840 00:58:03,614 --> 00:58:05,750 Yeah. All right. 841 00:58:05,750 --> 00:58:08,385 That circulates through the company... 842 00:58:08,385 --> 00:58:11,188 to the board, everywhere. 843 00:58:11,188 --> 00:58:15,526 Are you sure? Yeah. I think that's probably for the best. 844 00:58:15,526 --> 00:58:17,928 You know, in case he does it to somebody else. 845 00:58:18,863 --> 00:58:22,833 Okay. I'll get the forms. Thanks, Scott. 846 00:58:22,833 --> 00:58:27,672 Because it's flaring up. 847 00:58:36,547 --> 00:58:38,949 * I could be wrong 848 00:58:40,150 --> 00:58:42,687 * I could be right 849 00:58:48,292 --> 00:58:51,596 * Could be wrong 850 00:58:53,731 --> 00:58:55,833 * I could be wrong I could be right * 851 00:58:55,833 --> 00:58:58,669 * I could be black I could be white * 852 00:58:58,669 --> 00:59:02,406 * I could be right I could be wrong * 853 00:59:02,406 --> 00:59:04,975 In-store complaints are for real. 854 00:59:04,975 --> 00:59:07,912 They're for gross and flagrant violation of company conduct. 855 00:59:07,912 --> 00:59:09,814 It says it on the paperwork. 856 00:59:09,814 --> 00:59:13,618 Goddamn it. Guys get fired for them, not promoted... 857 00:59:13,618 --> 00:59:15,920 to jobs their wives already think they have. 858 00:59:20,357 --> 00:59:24,061 Oye. I heard from Scott. 859 00:59:24,061 --> 00:59:28,132 He say you into gymnastics all the way for males. 860 00:59:33,638 --> 00:59:36,006 * Could be wrong 861 00:59:37,174 --> 00:59:40,010 * I could be right 862 00:59:45,683 --> 00:59:49,286 Our classes are a "no refund" policy. 863 00:59:49,286 --> 00:59:52,289 Right. Uh... 864 00:59:52,289 --> 00:59:55,159 My wife... 865 00:59:57,127 --> 01:00:01,565 Due to circumstances, my wife won't be able to be my partner anymore, 866 01:00:01,565 --> 01:00:03,668 and that's cash money. 867 01:00:03,668 --> 01:00:06,804 You can transfer your deposit if you like. 868 01:00:06,804 --> 01:00:10,040 We have one class available for singles. 869 01:00:17,915 --> 01:00:20,317 * I could be wrong 870 01:00:21,518 --> 01:00:23,821 * I could be right 871 01:00:30,861 --> 01:00:34,298 - Hey, Mr. Wehlner. - Hey, Hardy. 872 01:00:34,298 --> 01:00:36,333 How you doin'? Doin' good. 873 01:00:36,333 --> 01:00:39,837 - What'd you do last night? - Went to the movies with my sister. 874 01:00:39,837 --> 01:00:41,906 You did? That sounds awesome. Yeah. 875 01:00:41,906 --> 01:00:43,941 Guess what. What? 876 01:00:43,941 --> 01:00:48,078 - I'm growing a mustache. - All right. That's cool. 877 01:00:48,078 --> 01:00:51,115 Hey, Hardy, you're doing a great job in the store here. 878 01:00:51,115 --> 01:00:53,718 Thanks. You too, man. Keep it up. 879 01:01:05,395 --> 01:01:08,298 What's going on? Oh, nothing. 880 01:01:08,298 --> 01:01:10,935 Just... Hardy. 881 01:01:10,935 --> 01:01:13,670 It just gets sad sometimes. 882 01:01:13,670 --> 01:01:16,406 Do you know why Hardy's hand is powdered? 883 01:01:16,406 --> 01:01:19,009 Why? 884 01:01:19,009 --> 01:01:22,079 'Cause retarded guys masturbate so much... 885 01:01:22,079 --> 01:01:25,182 that they rub the skin off their penises. 886 01:01:25,182 --> 01:01:28,886 It's just... They don't know better. 887 01:01:28,886 --> 01:01:32,322 Just... They have a hard time not jerkin' off. 888 01:01:33,891 --> 01:01:36,994 Hey. Hey, guys. 889 01:01:38,428 --> 01:01:41,866 - Scott in? - Yeah. 890 01:01:41,866 --> 01:01:45,135 I think Scott's in Receiving. Okay. 891 01:01:45,135 --> 01:01:47,537 I wanted to ask you a question about the application. No problem. 892 01:01:47,537 --> 01:01:49,573 I'll see you guys later, all right? 893 01:01:49,573 --> 01:01:51,842 Hey, fellas. 894 01:01:56,180 --> 01:01:57,982 What was he doing? 895 01:01:57,982 --> 01:02:02,086 Was he talking about jacking off? Richard? 896 01:02:02,086 --> 01:02:04,721 He was talking about jacking it? 897 01:02:04,721 --> 01:02:07,024 In front of customers? Jacking dicks? 898 01:02:19,970 --> 01:02:24,074 Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah. 899 01:02:46,563 --> 01:02:48,532 F. you! 900 01:02:48,532 --> 01:02:51,168 What? I didn't say that. 901 01:02:51,168 --> 01:02:54,104 They asked me what you said. That's what you said. 902 01:02:54,104 --> 01:02:57,407 You know what? Fuck you, Doug. That's what you said. 903 01:02:57,407 --> 01:03:00,010 How's your wrist? How's your wrist, Richard? 904 01:03:00,010 --> 01:03:02,046 You're bogus. I'm bogus? 905 01:03:02,046 --> 01:03:05,816 You lace that thing on, try to fuck me out of a job... out of money for me and my wife. 906 01:03:05,816 --> 01:03:07,584 Those things weigh 62 grams. 907 01:03:07,584 --> 01:03:11,621 I don't know what a gram is, but I guess that's a lot 'cause you're hurt. 908 01:03:11,621 --> 01:03:13,623 Get off me, Wehlner! 909 01:03:13,623 --> 01:03:15,926 See you later, Tappy. 910 01:03:15,926 --> 01:03:18,929 What, are you wearing tap shoes? 911 01:03:18,929 --> 01:03:20,898 Lori left me, little boy. 912 01:03:20,898 --> 01:03:23,467 It's the only class I can attend as a single. 913 01:03:23,467 --> 01:03:26,103 Goddamn! Come on! 914 01:03:30,908 --> 01:03:33,377 Is that guy wearing tap shoes? 915 01:03:37,114 --> 01:03:39,483 Come on! 916 01:03:39,483 --> 01:03:41,018 Fuck off! Yeah? 917 01:03:41,018 --> 01:03:43,020 Come on, dick! Come on! 918 01:03:45,789 --> 01:03:48,092 Fuck you! Hold it! Not cool! 919 01:03:49,693 --> 01:03:52,496 Not cool! Go inside. 920 01:03:54,531 --> 01:03:56,833 Sorry, Scott. 921 01:03:56,833 --> 01:03:59,303 Dancing bear. 922 01:04:03,140 --> 01:04:05,675 I was lunching with Jen... 923 01:04:05,675 --> 01:04:09,279 trying to forget about it and roll into the crucial second interview. 924 01:04:10,014 --> 01:04:13,117 Then I spied that Big World. 925 01:04:13,117 --> 01:04:16,486 Remember Do-Good and Dodo? 926 01:04:16,486 --> 01:04:20,024 Dodo makes lunchtime unpleasant for everyone. 927 01:04:28,798 --> 01:04:33,170 Do-Good shares his peanut brittle with the new... Negro. 928 01:04:35,339 --> 01:04:37,441 "Negro"? 929 01:04:37,441 --> 01:04:40,444 What the fuck? 930 01:04:43,847 --> 01:04:48,218 Hey, babe. Hey. 931 01:04:48,218 --> 01:04:51,055 Sometimes, Do-Good cleans up a mess... 932 01:04:51,055 --> 01:04:53,323 even if he didn't make it. 933 01:04:55,192 --> 01:04:59,196 Dodo is sometimes simply not a good young man. 934 01:05:20,084 --> 01:05:22,352 Hey, Lori. It's me. 935 01:05:22,352 --> 01:05:25,455 Hey, uh, tomorrow's the big day... the final sit-down. 936 01:05:25,455 --> 01:05:28,025 You know, the final interview thing. 937 01:05:28,025 --> 01:05:30,127 Then they make their decision. 938 01:05:30,127 --> 01:05:32,562 Hey, guess what. I'm taking tap dancing. 939 01:05:32,562 --> 01:05:36,433 The studio wouldn't give me the deposit back, so I'm tappin'. 940 01:05:36,433 --> 01:05:38,835 I've gotta say I really like it. It's real... 941 01:05:38,835 --> 01:05:41,471 It's a real dance style. Very expressive. 942 01:05:41,471 --> 01:05:44,908 Um, anyway, whatever. I'm still dancin', practicin'. 943 01:05:44,908 --> 01:05:46,910 And, uh... 944 01:05:46,910 --> 01:05:49,346 Listen, Lori. 945 01:05:49,346 --> 01:05:52,082 I love you, and I miss you. 946 01:05:53,417 --> 01:05:54,684 Bye. 947 01:05:54,684 --> 01:05:59,656 * And deep down we were really in love * 948 01:06:00,991 --> 01:06:04,194 * Oh, but I'm tired of holdin' on * 949 01:06:04,194 --> 01:06:06,163 * To a feelin' I know is gone * 950 01:06:06,163 --> 01:06:10,134 A man probably has just a half dozen or so... 951 01:06:10,134 --> 01:06:13,037 really critical days in his life... that's all... 952 01:06:13,037 --> 01:06:18,342 a few days that can totally determine the quality of his future. 953 01:06:18,342 --> 01:06:22,912 This chapter is dedicated to helping you... Richard Wehlner... 954 01:06:22,912 --> 01:06:28,818 to make the most of the few really golden opportunities many of us will actually have. 955 01:06:28,818 --> 01:06:33,190 So let's let this classic track take us into Chapter 10. 956 01:06:33,190 --> 01:06:37,794 "Time for Me to Fly." 957 01:06:37,794 --> 01:06:40,364 * Time for me to fly 958 01:06:40,364 --> 01:06:43,533 * Oh, I've got to set myself free * 959 01:06:43,533 --> 01:06:46,436 * Time for me to fly * Oh, baby 960 01:06:46,436 --> 01:06:50,240 * That's just how it's got to be * 961 01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:54,878 * Oh, I know it hurts to say good-bye * 962 01:06:54,878 --> 01:06:58,115 * But it's time for me to fly * 963 01:06:58,115 --> 01:07:00,884 * It's time for me to fly 964 01:07:00,884 --> 01:07:04,121 * It's time for me to fly 965 01:07:04,121 --> 01:07:06,756 * It's time for me to fly 966 01:07:06,756 --> 01:07:09,459 * It's time for me to fly 967 01:07:09,459 --> 01:07:12,329 * It's time for me to fly 968 01:07:12,329 --> 01:07:15,732 * It's time for me to fly * 969 01:07:15,732 --> 01:07:18,702 By the way, don't tell anyone that track's on here. 970 01:07:18,702 --> 01:07:21,471 Because I didn't pay for the licensing. 971 01:07:25,842 --> 01:07:28,212 You have to pull the card back out. 972 01:07:32,949 --> 01:07:37,454 Orange Line, Midway. Now changing to direct. 973 01:07:37,454 --> 01:07:40,557 Orange Line, Midway. Now changing to direct. 974 01:08:32,108 --> 01:08:35,345 We have a temporary delay. 975 01:08:50,260 --> 01:08:52,629 * When 976 01:08:53,930 --> 01:08:58,902 * Whenever Paul 977 01:09:00,036 --> 01:09:03,807 * Thinks of rain 978 01:09:05,775 --> 01:09:09,713 * Swallows fall 979 01:09:11,781 --> 01:09:16,586 * In a wave 980 01:09:17,587 --> 01:09:22,392 * And tap on his window 981 01:09:22,392 --> 01:09:25,094 Chapter 12. "Finishing Strong." 982 01:09:25,094 --> 01:09:30,400 I've written this chapter as a reminder of your new skills. 983 01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:32,436 Perhaps you'll choose to listen to this passage... 984 01:09:32,436 --> 01:09:35,405 on the morning of your most important day. 985 01:09:36,273 --> 01:09:40,176 So here it goes, because you're ready. 986 01:09:40,176 --> 01:09:42,178 Richard Wehlner... 987 01:09:42,178 --> 01:09:44,448 is totally number one. 988 01:09:45,148 --> 01:09:47,717 Because... Richard Wehlner... 989 01:09:47,717 --> 01:09:49,486 shows true grit. 990 01:09:49,486 --> 01:09:53,690 Richard Wehlner... is not afraid to put others under his thumb... 991 01:09:53,690 --> 01:09:59,829 because... Richard Wehlner... totally does more than what's expected. 992 01:09:59,829 --> 01:10:02,031 * Rings just once 993 01:10:02,031 --> 01:10:07,704 * Late at night 994 01:10:07,704 --> 01:10:11,875 * Like a bird 995 01:10:11,875 --> 01:10:14,344 * Don't be scared 996 01:10:14,344 --> 01:10:19,849 * Don't believe you're all alone * 997 01:10:23,019 --> 01:10:26,823 * Wake 998 01:10:26,823 --> 01:10:31,428 * Wake up, Paul 999 01:10:31,428 --> 01:10:36,266 * Whisper clouds 1000 01:10:36,266 --> 01:10:41,805 * Rolling by 1001 01:10:41,805 --> 01:10:47,377 * And the seeds * 1002 01:10:49,879 --> 01:10:52,282 Is there anything you'd like to add? 1003 01:10:52,282 --> 01:10:55,151 Just that I'd give the new store my all. 1004 01:10:55,151 --> 01:10:57,120 I think you would. 1005 01:10:57,120 --> 01:10:59,989 Good. So if there's nothing else, 1006 01:10:59,989 --> 01:11:02,058 send in jack apples. 1007 01:11:03,393 --> 01:11:06,296 Let's get apple jacker's interview over with. 1008 01:11:06,296 --> 01:11:09,265 That cheese cracker. 1009 01:11:15,204 --> 01:11:17,574 Good luck. 1010 01:11:17,574 --> 01:11:20,710 Because you're gonna need it. 1011 01:11:20,710 --> 01:11:24,448 Before I get Richard, I just... 1012 01:11:27,417 --> 01:11:31,955 We have this bag boy... Hardy. I wanted to tell you that, when you thought... 1013 01:11:31,955 --> 01:11:35,359 that Richard Wehlner was talking trash talk, as you said, 1014 01:11:35,359 --> 01:11:39,529 Richard was just letting me know there are parts of Hardy's life that made him sad. 1015 01:11:39,529 --> 01:11:43,500 - That's all. - Which parts? 1016 01:11:45,669 --> 01:11:50,106 Um, the parts where Hardy can't stop masturbating his penis. 1017 01:11:50,106 --> 01:11:54,644 So he has a powdered right hand for a deterrent. 1018 01:11:57,414 --> 01:12:00,750 Wouldn't powder make the experience better? 1019 01:12:01,885 --> 01:12:05,054 Uh, probably, but... 1020 01:12:05,054 --> 01:12:09,959 This is a specific powder with sandpaper-like qualities, I think. 1021 01:12:09,959 --> 01:12:14,364 All I'm saying is that... Richard is a good guy. 1022 01:12:15,499 --> 01:12:17,601 He's not out of line or inappropriate. 1023 01:12:17,601 --> 01:12:20,236 I wanted you to know. 1024 01:12:20,236 --> 01:12:22,271 He's a real good grocer. 1025 01:12:22,271 --> 01:12:24,774 So if there was no inappropriate talk, 1026 01:12:24,774 --> 01:12:27,611 I guess that leaves you guys on equal footing. 1027 01:12:31,080 --> 01:12:35,419 Yeah. I guess. 1028 01:12:35,419 --> 01:12:38,054 Tell Richard we'll be with him in five minutes. 1029 01:12:42,926 --> 01:12:45,395 Are you all done? 1030 01:12:45,395 --> 01:12:48,331 They said wait around. 1031 01:12:48,331 --> 01:12:51,334 For what? They didn't say. 1032 01:12:51,334 --> 01:12:53,670 They just said wait around. 1033 01:13:28,972 --> 01:13:31,007 I'm fucked. 1034 01:14:06,510 --> 01:14:09,613 Hey. Richard. 1035 01:14:11,014 --> 01:14:14,050 Doug. 1036 01:14:14,050 --> 01:14:16,653 We're all just out here tryin' to get some food. 1037 01:14:18,421 --> 01:14:21,124 Sometimes we bump into each other. 1038 01:14:30,399 --> 01:14:32,636 Stay loose, Doug. 1039 01:14:43,479 --> 01:14:47,083 * Every day, I'm gonna strut that stuff * 1040 01:14:47,083 --> 01:14:49,553 Hey. I've enjoyed our time together. 1041 01:14:49,553 --> 01:14:51,755 But now it's time for you to get out there... 1042 01:14:51,755 --> 01:14:54,223 and just kick everyone's ass. 1043 01:14:54,223 --> 01:14:59,062 See you at the yacht club, my good friend... Richard Wehln... 1044 01:15:11,941 --> 01:15:15,244 - Do one thing for me. - Yeah, babe. 1045 01:15:15,244 --> 01:15:17,213 You fix that little ship, 1046 01:15:17,213 --> 01:15:20,449 and you keep it cool and keep it clean, mister. 1047 01:15:20,449 --> 01:15:24,053 - Chrissie's sleepin'. - Okay. 1048 01:15:31,695 --> 01:15:34,698 Don't get f'ing tangled. Come on. 1049 01:15:41,004 --> 01:15:43,272 Tell me again why you're not at work. 1050 01:15:43,272 --> 01:15:45,508 I carved out some free time. 1051 01:15:45,508 --> 01:15:48,745 On your first day? Yep. 1052 01:15:52,682 --> 01:15:55,184 You didn't start your new job today, did you? 1053 01:15:56,152 --> 01:15:58,187 No. 1054 01:15:59,923 --> 01:16:03,559 You didn't actually get it yet, did you? 1055 01:16:03,559 --> 01:16:05,595 No. 1056 01:16:05,595 --> 01:16:07,764 Doug, why did you tell me that? 1057 01:16:07,764 --> 01:16:10,266 I said I could go back to school. 1058 01:16:10,266 --> 01:16:14,037 I want to be the primary breadwinner, Jen. Come on. 1059 01:16:16,572 --> 01:16:18,875 Female lions do the hunting. 1060 01:16:20,309 --> 01:16:23,179 I'm not a lion. 1061 01:16:23,179 --> 01:16:24,948 I'm a guy. 1062 01:16:24,948 --> 01:16:27,784 Get up there, son of a b. 1063 01:16:38,027 --> 01:16:41,097 I was embarrassed. About what? 1064 01:16:41,097 --> 01:16:42,799 Our life. 1065 01:16:42,799 --> 01:16:45,534 And George Washington Carver. George... 1066 01:16:45,534 --> 01:16:47,837 Who made all this stuff out of peanuts... 1067 01:16:47,837 --> 01:16:49,839 blankets, peanut silverware, 1068 01:16:49,839 --> 01:16:51,775 a peanut car, a peanut gun. 1069 01:16:51,775 --> 01:16:54,377 No, he didn't. He made some peanut stuff. 1070 01:16:54,377 --> 01:16:56,545 And he was a slave. 1071 01:16:56,545 --> 01:16:58,715 I should've made something by now. 1072 01:16:58,715 --> 01:17:01,651 I'm 33 years old. I sell peanuts. 1073 01:17:03,419 --> 01:17:05,789 I am peanuts. 1074 01:17:09,793 --> 01:17:12,762 You're such a guy. 1075 01:17:23,339 --> 01:17:24,640 Hey. 1076 01:17:26,309 --> 01:17:27,643 Fuck! 1077 01:17:31,781 --> 01:17:35,184 - I tried, babe. - I know. 1078 01:17:37,253 --> 01:17:39,723 I'll get the next one, babe, all the way. 1079 01:17:39,723 --> 01:17:43,292 I know. 1080 01:17:43,292 --> 01:17:45,729 Love you too. 1081 01:18:16,760 --> 01:18:20,096 Hello. Doug. Mitch from Donaldson's. 1082 01:18:20,096 --> 01:18:22,131 Hey. We've made our choice. 1083 01:18:22,131 --> 01:18:26,302 Between you and me, Richard failed his drug test... spectacularly. 1084 01:18:26,302 --> 01:18:28,738 So it was you and Donnie Wahls from Lakeview. 1085 01:18:28,738 --> 01:18:30,706 But he's pretty junior. 1086 01:18:30,706 --> 01:18:34,143 So I'm calling to say welcome aboard. 1087 01:18:36,579 --> 01:18:39,916 Oh, man. Yeah. 1088 01:18:39,916 --> 01:18:41,918 I just wanted to say welcome aboard. 1089 01:18:41,918 --> 01:18:45,054 Oh, hey. Welcome aboard to you too, Mitch. 1090 01:18:45,054 --> 01:18:48,657 Yeah. Doug, we'll see you on the seventh at 8:00 a.m. Okay, yeah. 1091 01:18:48,657 --> 01:18:52,195 Hey-Hey, Mitch. Thanks. See you, Doug. 1092 01:18:58,067 --> 01:19:01,805 Standing downtown, I thought of everything that happened. 1093 01:19:01,805 --> 01:19:03,472 Was I the better man? 1094 01:19:03,472 --> 01:19:06,042 I don't know. I just know I started running. 1095 01:19:06,042 --> 01:19:08,044 Maybe because I got something I needed. 1096 01:19:08,044 --> 01:19:10,146 And if I met Richard in the street or somewhere, 1097 01:19:10,146 --> 01:19:12,748 I think I could still shake his hand. 1098 01:19:13,416 --> 01:19:15,919 So was I the better man? 1099 01:19:15,919 --> 01:19:18,321 I don't know. I just felt like a man. 1100 01:19:22,291 --> 01:19:26,162 Man, I hadn't felt that good since I placed silver in Boys' Apparatus... 1101 01:19:27,730 --> 01:19:29,765 in the Junior Olympics. 1102 01:19:38,741 --> 01:19:40,977 Yeah! 1103 01:19:48,084 --> 01:19:53,456 I never saw Richard again, but I heard he went back to Canada with his family, 1104 01:19:53,456 --> 01:19:55,058 back to his old grocery. 1105 01:19:55,058 --> 01:19:57,660 I also heard he put out a storage room fire with 1106 01:19:57,660 --> 01:19:58,727 his bare hands or something... 1107 01:19:58,727 --> 01:20:00,596 and got promoted to manager. 1108 01:20:00,596 --> 01:20:04,868 There are rumors he started the fire himself for self-promotion purposes. 1109 01:20:04,868 --> 01:20:07,770 But either way, he's a higher-up now. 1110 01:20:07,770 --> 01:20:11,274 And that's cool, because he can get a place for his wife and girl. 1111 01:20:11,274 --> 01:20:14,377 He can save a little something off to the side for himself too. 1112 01:20:14,377 --> 01:20:16,980 I don't know, maybe a new chopper. 1113 01:20:28,524 --> 01:20:33,129 * Put your face where we can see it * 1114 01:20:34,230 --> 01:20:38,935 * Put it on a show on cable * 1115 01:20:39,969 --> 01:20:43,839 * You can really show it all there * 1116 01:20:45,408 --> 01:20:49,845 * Turn it on when you are able * 1117 01:20:49,845 --> 01:20:52,348 * Turn it on 1118 01:20:52,348 --> 01:20:55,484 * Turn it on and all the way up * 1119 01:20:55,484 --> 01:20:58,054 * Turn it on 1120 01:20:58,054 --> 01:21:00,957 * In your houses when you wake up * 1121 01:21:00,957 --> 01:21:03,726 * Turn it on 1122 01:21:03,726 --> 01:21:06,996 * When you ain't got no relation * 1123 01:21:06,996 --> 01:21:09,465 * To all those other stations 1124 01:21:09,465 --> 01:21:12,168 * Turn it on 1125 01:21:21,744 --> 01:21:25,949 * Put your life into a bubble * 1126 01:21:27,250 --> 01:21:31,921 * We can pick you up on radar * 1127 01:21:32,888 --> 01:21:36,960 * Hit a satellite with feeling * 1128 01:21:38,261 --> 01:21:42,365 * Give the people what they paid for * 1129 01:21:42,365 --> 01:21:45,268 * Turn it on 1130 01:21:45,268 --> 01:21:47,937 * Turn it on and all the way up * 1131 01:21:47,937 --> 01:21:50,906 * Turn it on * Turn it on 1132 01:21:50,906 --> 01:21:53,409 * In your houses when you wake up * 1133 01:21:53,409 --> 01:21:56,345 * Turn it on * Turn it on 1134 01:21:56,345 --> 01:21:59,848 * When you ain't got no relation * 1135 01:21:59,848 --> 01:22:01,817 * To all those other stations 1136 01:22:01,817 --> 01:22:04,553 * Turn it on * Turn it on 1137 01:22:04,553 --> 01:22:07,323 * Turn it on and all the way up * 1138 01:22:07,323 --> 01:22:10,159 * Turn it on * Turn it on 1139 01:22:10,159 --> 01:22:12,828 * In your houses when you wake up * 1140 01:22:12,828 --> 01:22:15,564 * Turn it on * Turn it on 1141 01:22:15,564 --> 01:22:18,834 * When you ain't got no relation * 1142 01:22:18,834 --> 01:22:21,504 * To all those other stations 1143 01:22:21,504 --> 01:22:24,540 * Turn it on 1144 01:22:29,812 --> 01:22:32,515 Shh. Turn it on. 1145 01:22:43,126 --> 01:22:46,095 * Turn it on * Turn it on 1146 01:22:46,095 --> 01:22:48,764 * Turn it on and all the way up * 1147 01:22:48,764 --> 01:22:51,467 * Turn it on * Turn it on 1148 01:22:51,467 --> 01:22:54,437 * In your houses when you wake up * 1149 01:22:54,437 --> 01:22:57,073 * Turn it on 1150 01:22:57,073 --> 01:23:00,209 * When you ain't got no relation * 1151 01:23:00,209 --> 01:23:02,411 * To all those other stations 1152 01:23:02,411 --> 01:23:05,214 * Turn it on * Turn it on 1153 01:23:05,214 --> 01:23:07,983 * Turn it on and all the way up * 1154 01:23:07,983 --> 01:23:10,653 * Turn it on * Turn it on 1155 01:23:10,653 --> 01:23:13,656 * In your houses when you wake up * 1156 01:23:13,656 --> 01:23:16,159 * Turn it on 1157 01:23:16,159 --> 01:23:19,362 * When you ain't got no relation * 1158 01:23:19,362 --> 01:23:21,864 * To all those other stations 1159 01:23:21,864 --> 01:23:25,234 * Turn it on * 85801