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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:33,200 Can you go slower? 4 00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:35,786 Yeah, sorry. 5 00:00:39,164 --> 00:00:41,083 Can I have the water bottle? 6 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:42,626 Yeah . 7 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:51,009 It's called a bidon . 8 00:00:52,135 --> 00:00:53,887 What's in it? 9 00:00:53,971 --> 00:00:55,597 Orangina. 10 00:00:58,934 --> 00:01:00,936 -Thanks. -No problem . 11 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:02,479 No, thanks for this. 12 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:06,233 For getting me out here. I never would have thought of doing this. 13 00:01:06,316 --> 00:01:08,944 -It's beautiful . -Yeah . 14 00:01:10,195 --> 00:01:13,824 And I kind of need it because I've been getting fat. 15 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:17,661 Yeah . Most people get in shape before their wedding . 16 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:18,829 Yeah . 17 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,789 I-- I didn't do that. 18 00:01:20,872 --> 00:01:25,627 Yeah . Hey, when we hit the hill up here, try to keep, Iike, a steady cadence. 19 00:01:25,711 --> 00:01:26,878 What's a cadence? 20 00:01:26,962 --> 00:01:30,549 Your pedal cadence, it's the rhythm of your feet as they move. 21 00:01:30,632 --> 00:01:33,552 -You want to keep them consistently moving . -AII right. 22 00:01:34,553 --> 00:01:37,389 So you're, Iike, really into this. 23 00:01:37,472 --> 00:01:38,515 Cycling? 24 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:41,810 -Yeah . -Yeah . It's Iike-- I Iove it. 25 00:01:41,893 --> 00:01:44,354 You know, it's beautiful , you sweat a Iot. 26 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:46,732 Helps me clear my head when , you know... 27 00:01:47,733 --> 00:01:52,195 Maybe when I get back home, I can get a bike and we can do it together. 28 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:55,073 This could be, like, our thing . 29 00:01:55,157 --> 00:01:58,368 -Yeah . That'd be cool . -Cool . 30 00:01:59,870 --> 00:02:02,205 Mike, I'm getting married . How awesome is that? 31 00:02:03,248 --> 00:02:04,374 Awesome. 32 00:02:05,417 --> 00:02:06,710 She's the best. 33 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:09,087 She's Iike the best person ever. 34 00:02:10,589 --> 00:02:12,966 I don't have to change to be with her, you know? 35 00:02:13,050 --> 00:02:16,845 Remember how Marissa made me get that Rob Thomas haircut 36 00:02:16,928 --> 00:02:19,681 and Tina made me be an atheist for a year? 37 00:02:19,765 --> 00:02:21,683 -Yeah , I remember that. -Yeah . 38 00:02:21,767 --> 00:02:23,310 Ava isn't Iike that. 39 00:02:24,353 --> 00:02:26,772 She loves me for who I am. 40 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:30,067 And I Iove her for who she is. 41 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:32,903 And I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with her. 42 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,696 Kyle, I slept with Ava. 43 00:02:35,739 --> 00:02:36,907 What? 44 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:39,076 What do you mean "slept"? 45 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:42,120 Like, we sexually slept together. 46 00:02:42,204 --> 00:02:43,622 Shit. 47 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:46,166 AII right. 48 00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:49,252 Oh , my God . 49 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:51,421 I'm gonna fucking kill you . 50 00:02:52,923 --> 00:02:55,258 I'm gonna fucking kill you . 51 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:56,885 Now, when? 52 00:02:57,928 --> 00:03:00,305 When did you sleep together? 53 00:03:00,389 --> 00:03:03,475 -I don't know the exact dates. I didn't-- -Dates?! 54 00:03:03,558 --> 00:03:06,061 Dude, slow down , you should pace yourself. 55 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:11,692 -How Iong? -Like a quarter mile. 56 00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:14,820 No, how Iong has this been going on? 57 00:03:14,903 --> 00:03:17,030 When did it start?! 58 00:03:17,114 --> 00:03:19,116 When she moved to New York. 59 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:20,617 Three years ago! 60 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:22,953 This whole fucking time?! 61 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:24,246 No. 62 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:26,998 No, not the whole time. It was-- You know. 63 00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:30,544 It was before you guys started dating . 64 00:04:14,671 --> 00:04:16,256 Okay. 65 00:04:17,549 --> 00:04:18,467 Okay, Mike. 66 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:21,386 You guys slept together. 67 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:24,222 It happened . 68 00:04:26,475 --> 00:04:28,268 It's in the past. 69 00:04:29,686 --> 00:04:31,104 It also happened in the present. 70 00:04:32,147 --> 00:04:34,065 Fuck, Mike! 71 00:04:35,192 --> 00:04:38,028 Switch gears, you need to pedal at a higher cadence. 72 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:39,738 Fuck you , Mike. 73 00:04:40,989 --> 00:04:44,534 You're like-- You're like a real-life Judas. 74 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:49,790 On the plus side, that makes you Iike Jesus, so that's like a... 75 00:04:49,873 --> 00:04:51,082 Is that a joke? 76 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:52,834 Are you making a joke? 77 00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:54,461 You're right. 78 00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:56,546 It was in bad taste. 79 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:02,511 -Kyle, what do you want me to say? -"I'm sorry"? 80 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:08,058 I didn't plan this, it sort of just Iike... 81 00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:10,060 It happened . I don't know. 82 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:13,063 There's something about her, Iike she's smart and she's interesting 83 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,315 and she does this thing with her hips that I've never-- 84 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:16,650 The hip thing? 85 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:20,028 She's my fiancée. You think I don't know about the hip thing? 86 00:05:20,111 --> 00:05:21,988 You're right. I'm sorry. 87 00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:24,366 If I catch you , I'm gonna kill you . 88 00:05:24,449 --> 00:05:26,660 I know, that's why I waited for the hill . 89 00:05:31,373 --> 00:05:32,958 Yeah , you got this. Come on . 90 00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:34,417 -Mike, shut up. -Dig ! 91 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:35,669 Fuck you ! 92 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:37,212 Push it. 93 00:05:40,382 --> 00:05:42,551 Why are you doing this? 94 00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:49,641 -I just thought you'd wanna know. -Why would I wanna know? 95 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:52,352 I don't know, man . 96 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:56,231 You're getting married , and ... 97 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:01,361 -I'm your best man , I had to tell you . -You're not my best man anymore. 98 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:04,573 I wrote a speech . 99 00:06:04,656 --> 00:06:06,741 I don't care. 100 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:12,706 Who's gonna be your best man? 101 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:14,249 Anybody, Mike. 102 00:06:14,332 --> 00:06:17,294 Anybody but you is gonna be my best man . 103 00:06:28,305 --> 00:06:30,515 That's like a $30 bidon . 104 00:06:30,599 --> 00:06:32,601 What does "bidon" even mean? 105 00:06:34,769 --> 00:06:37,147 It's a French word for bicycle water bottle. 106 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:38,857 Go around ! 107 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:41,860 Go around ! 108 00:06:41,943 --> 00:06:44,112 Fucking go around ! 109 00:06:46,197 --> 00:06:47,616 Asshole! 110 00:06:47,699 --> 00:06:48,909 Fuck you . 111 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:50,827 Motherfucker! 112 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:55,725 Fuck you ! 113 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:58,019 What the fuck is your problem , motherfucker? 114 00:07:58,103 --> 00:07:59,896 Fucking asshole. 115 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:02,023 Get the fuck off me! 116 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:14,327 Fucking stop! 117 00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:19,040 Okay, okay, okay-- 118 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:28,008 Oh , fuck. 119 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:30,552 Oh , fuck. 120 00:08:30,635 --> 00:08:32,303 Holy shit. 121 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:41,021 Oh , horses. 122 00:08:42,564 --> 00:08:44,607 Thought you were a good fighter. 123 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,694 These shoes have no traction . 124 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:51,531 -Swear to me that it won't happen again. -l swear. 125 00:08:51,614 --> 00:08:53,825 Like you mean it, Mike. Swear that it's not gonna happen. 126 00:08:53,908 --> 00:08:56,661 I swear it won't happen again . I-- 127 00:09:00,832 --> 00:09:03,626 He's saying blue, it's blue. 128 00:09:13,136 --> 00:09:17,140 -What's he saying? -I don't know, he's speaking so fast. 129 00:09:21,603 --> 00:09:22,437 Okay. 130 00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:35,325 -Come, come, come. -Okay. 131 00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:07,190 Hey. 132 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:08,441 Hey. 133 00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:11,528 What happened to your hair? 134 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,696 Oh , I had a hat on . 135 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:15,240 Are you okay? 136 00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:16,741 Yeah . Yeah , I'm fine. 137 00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:19,035 -I think I broke a rib. -Where's Kyle? 138 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:20,703 With the doctor. 139 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:23,373 -Is he okay? -Yeah , he's fine. 140 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,458 I mean , emotionally, he's not. But... 141 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:27,460 What happened? 142 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,965 I told him about us. 143 00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:34,843 And he beat you up. 144 00:10:34,926 --> 00:10:36,594 No. A Frenchman beat me up. 145 00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:38,847 I think he used Krav Maga. 146 00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:41,516 -I wouldn't even say he beat me up-- -Mike, we talked about this. 147 00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:43,476 -It's over. -I know. 148 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:46,479 I know. That's what I said . I said it was over. 149 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:51,943 You know, and what we did was, Iike, stupid and meaningless. 150 00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:54,404 Yeah . It was meaningless. 151 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:57,615 -Right. That's what I said . -And stupid . 152 00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:03,121 And you guys love each other and you're getting married . 153 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:06,833 Yes. We're getting married . 154 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:11,212 I'm happy for you . 155 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:14,465 Me too. 156 00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:21,764 Look, Mike, it's better Iike this. 157 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:24,976 You know, I thought a lot about our story, and it didn't start good . 158 00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:26,519 It means something . 159 00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:28,062 -I love you . -You know you-- 160 00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:31,149 Sorry, I shouldn't have said that. I don't know why I said that. 161 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:36,446 Just, I think about it a Iot. 162 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,740 -What? -And I Iove you . 163 00:11:40,575 --> 00:11:43,494 I'm sorry. I'm not thinking clearly. I think I have a concussion . 164 00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:46,581 I'm sorry. PIease don't tell Kyle. Fuck. 165 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:51,586 Fuck! 166 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:00,678 What does that mean? 167 00:12:00,762 --> 00:12:04,140 It means, fuck, you make me shit! 168 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,808 I'm sorry. 169 00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:16,736 Oh , my God . Mike, are you serious?! You just promised ! 170 00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:18,988 Kyle, wait! 171 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,365 Wait! 172 00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:23,743 -Can we talk? -About what? 173 00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:27,538 -About this. -I don't wanna talk about this. I hate this. 174 00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:29,082 Okay. 175 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,961 Okay, you know what? I do wanna talk about this. 176 00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:35,255 What's happening? 177 00:12:35,338 --> 00:12:37,882 -I . . . -Do you Iove me? Look at me. 178 00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:39,759 -Yes. -Okay. 179 00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:43,263 Good . And do you still wanna get married? 180 00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:51,729 For the Lord himself will descend from heaven 181 00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:54,023 with a cry of command , 182 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:56,484 with the voice of an archangeI 183 00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:59,487 and with the sound of the trumpet of God , 184 00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:05,743 and the dead in Christ... 185 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:16,462 And the dead in Christ will rise first. 186 00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:18,589 Then we who are Ieft, 187 00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:20,258 who are alive, 188 00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:23,803 will be caught up together with him in the clouds, 189 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:28,266 so that we may meet the Lord in the air. 190 00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:33,271 We will always be with the Lord . 191 00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:40,278 Therefore, encourage one another with these words. 192 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:45,783 I n the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit, 193 00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:47,660 amen . 194 00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:57,920 I would just Iike to take a moment to say thank you to all of you 195 00:13:58,004 --> 00:14:01,924 who've been here today to support the family 196 00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:04,218 and to support one another. 197 00:14:04,302 --> 00:14:06,554 We who are alive, who are Ieft, 198 00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:12,894 and who right now are experiencing a moment of immense sorrow. 199 00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:18,524 But our faith tells us that this very same moment... 200 00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:22,403 is a moment of immense joy. 201 00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:25,782 And she is now in the hands of the heavenly father. 202 00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:31,871 And right now, her husband , Michael , would like to say a few words. 203 00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:37,251 -Thank you , Father. -God bless. 204 00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:39,712 -God bless, son . -Thanks. 205 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:46,135 Thank you , Father, for the beautiful words. 206 00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:52,350 It's strange hearing them because Ava really didn't believe in heaven . 207 00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:58,356 She was more into the idea of reincarnation . 208 00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:01,067 This all happened so fast. 209 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:03,945 I didn't even know where to begin finding a priest who would talk about reincarnation , 210 00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:07,949 so I just went with the basic package they sold me at the funeral . 211 00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:12,912 I ... 212 00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:15,915 I was planning on ... 213 00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:18,292 Sorry. 214 00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:21,546 Thank you , Father, for being here. 215 00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:25,341 I think I'm fucking this up, my-- Sorry. 216 00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:33,474 I'm sorry, this is a union cemetery, I can't Iet you do that. 217 00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:35,601 I was just gonna throw some dirt on and go home. 218 00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:40,273 I'm sorry. Unless you're Local 365, I can't Iet you touch the equipment. 219 00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:42,733 -It's a fucking shovel . -Michael , M ichael , it's okay. 220 00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:44,652 It's okay, it's all right. 221 00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:48,489 I'm sorry, Father. I'm sorry, sir. Give me the fucking shovel ! 222 00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:50,658 I'm gonna put some dirt on and I'm gonna go home. 223 00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:52,326 -Back the fuck up! -Put the shovel down ! 224 00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:53,995 -Back up! Get the-- -Put it down ! 225 00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:55,204 Ava! 226 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,999 No, no. Hey, no, no. 227 00:15:58,082 --> 00:16:00,001 Hey! Hey! 228 00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:02,712 Hey! Hey! 229 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,297 Come on ! 230 00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:10,428 Mike. 231 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,182 Hey, Kyle. 232 00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:15,683 Hey. 233 00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:19,687 I didn't think you were gonna come. 234 00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:24,567 Thanks for coming . 235 00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:39,999 I miss her. 236 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,877 Yeah , I get it. 237 00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:47,673 Yeah , you're-- 238 00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:49,842 You're the only one who gets it. 239 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:56,265 You know she started rescuing dogs? 240 00:16:57,683 --> 00:17:00,811 At one point, I had , Iike, seven dogs Iiving in my house. 241 00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:06,526 It was like a kennel , but they weren't, Iike, normal dogs. They were street dogs. 242 00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:10,571 This one dog , Gus, would growl at me. I would fear-- 243 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,954 That's the thing . It's Iike... 244 00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:23,417 We built this life together, but-- It wasn't perfect, but it was ours. 245 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:29,590 She was patient and Ioving . 246 00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:33,427 People would tell me that when you get married , 247 00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:36,097 the sex is supposed to go downhill , but it didn't. 248 00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:39,225 It went uphill . Like, fast up hill . 249 00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,060 Got, Iike, real crazy. 250 00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:44,480 -We started getting-- -Come here, come here, hey. 251 00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:56,951 Now I'm stuck with all these dogs. 252 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,335 You were my best friend . 253 00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:12,842 And I know I Iost that. You know, but... 254 00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:17,847 Now I Iost my wife. 255 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:22,977 I'm sorry. 256 00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:25,730 I'm sorry. 257 00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:38,784 I'm not sorry for being with her, obviously, 258 00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:41,621 because I Ioved her and I would do that again . 259 00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:44,498 But I'm sorry for what it did to us, you know? 260 00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:12,229 -Hey. I was doing the whole seduction thing . -Yeah , I can see that. 261 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,690 I thought you thought it was funny. 262 00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:19,695 It was funny when you were fat. But now it just feels too serious. 263 00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:22,281 Are you gonna talk to them? 264 00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:26,076 -It's Thanksgiving , I'II talk to everyone. -Kyle, I'm fucking serious. 265 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:29,205 Okay, I will . But if we make this into a thing , it's gonna be a thing . 266 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,414 It is a thing . 267 00:21:30,498 --> 00:21:33,334 -Kyle, turkey's ready. -You need to tell her. 268 00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:36,128 -Okay, Mom! -You know your mom doesn't like me. 269 00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:37,630 What are you talking about? My mom Ioves you . 270 00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:39,173 She didn't Iike me in high school . 271 00:21:40,216 --> 00:21:43,803 That's not true. AIso, you shouldn't smoke in here. 272 00:21:43,886 --> 00:21:46,514 Because she can smell it and it's Iike a whole thing . 273 00:21:46,597 --> 00:21:49,058 Kyle, this turkey needs to be cut! 274 00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:51,936 -Okay, Mom, I'm coming ! -Just tell her no. 275 00:21:52,937 --> 00:21:54,230 What? 276 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,023 But I'm the turkey cutter. 277 00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:59,777 Have you ever said no to your mother? 278 00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:00,903 Yeah . 279 00:22:01,904 --> 00:22:03,781 I honestly don't believe that you have. 280 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:07,576 -Okay. -Let's just practice. J ust say it to me. 281 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,036 Just say no. 282 00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:10,704 No. 283 00:22:10,788 --> 00:22:12,414 I don't believe it. 284 00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:14,834 Okay, let's try... 285 00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:18,420 Kyle, can you take me to the airport? 286 00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:20,130 Sure. 287 00:22:20,214 --> 00:22:21,715 I mean , no. 288 00:22:21,799 --> 00:22:24,009 Wait. Do you have to go to the airport? 289 00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:26,720 -Because-- -Okay, let's just try it again . 290 00:22:26,804 --> 00:22:28,347 We're just saying no. 291 00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:29,974 Okay. 292 00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:34,603 Kyle, can you take me to the airport? 293 00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:36,188 No. 294 00:22:37,982 --> 00:22:39,942 Here. Just ask me something . 295 00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:43,153 -Okay. Can you take me to the airport? -No. 296 00:22:43,237 --> 00:22:45,239 Absolutely not. 297 00:22:45,322 --> 00:22:47,074 -Did you believe me? -Yeah . 298 00:22:47,157 --> 00:22:47,992 Good . 299 00:22:48,993 --> 00:22:51,704 Can you take me to the airport? 300 00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:53,080 No. 301 00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:55,082 No, you need to mean it. 302 00:22:55,165 --> 00:22:57,293 -No. -No, say it again . 303 00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:58,794 -No. -No. 304 00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:00,129 No! 305 00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:03,048 -No! -No. No! 306 00:23:03,132 --> 00:23:04,174 No! 307 00:23:04,258 --> 00:23:05,676 -No! -No! 308 00:23:05,759 --> 00:23:09,263 -No! Kyle! Can you take me to the airport? -No. No! 309 00:23:09,346 --> 00:23:11,015 Yeah . 310 00:23:11,098 --> 00:23:12,850 Yeah . 311 00:23:15,352 --> 00:23:17,187 Yeah , that was good . 312 00:23:33,370 --> 00:23:34,705 Yes. 313 00:23:34,788 --> 00:23:36,123 Oh , fuck. 314 00:23:36,206 --> 00:23:39,293 Fuck! Fuck, fuck. 315 00:23:42,379 --> 00:23:44,465 Mom , what are you doing? 316 00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:47,593 -I think they're fighting . -You have to give them some privacy. 317 00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:49,970 -Well , it's my house. -Dani , we don't Iike her. 318 00:23:50,054 --> 00:23:52,181 Wait, why don't we Iike her? 319 00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:53,515 Because. 320 00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:58,896 Kyle, please, your father's cutting the turkey! 321 00:24:01,398 --> 00:24:03,192 Who wants a Manhattan? 322 00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:05,903 Yes, yes, Grandma, you want a Manhattan? 323 00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:08,197 Of course! 324 00:24:10,366 --> 00:24:12,409 Dad , Dad , Dad , you can't cut it Iike that. 325 00:24:12,493 --> 00:24:16,038 -You can't cut right down the middle. -Okay, well , it was getting cold , so I-- 326 00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:20,376 -It's okay, I got it. I'II take it. -AII right. Let me know when it's done. 327 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:22,002 Mama. 328 00:24:22,086 --> 00:24:23,963 -Want a Manhattan? -Of course. 329 00:24:24,046 --> 00:24:27,758 Of course. Oh , my God . Mom , that Iooks so good . 330 00:24:31,595 --> 00:24:33,764 Kyle, is everything okay? 331 00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:35,015 Yeah , why? 332 00:24:35,099 --> 00:24:38,018 -I thought I heard fighting downstairs. -No, we're fine. 333 00:24:38,102 --> 00:24:41,271 -If you're going through a rough patch-- -Mom , Mom , please. Just stop. 334 00:24:41,355 --> 00:24:43,148 I'm sorry. I know you've been through a Iot. 335 00:24:43,232 --> 00:24:47,903 I didn't Iike her when you were together in high school , then you followed her to SU NY-- 336 00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:50,030 -I chose to go. -You got in to Amherst. 337 00:24:50,114 --> 00:24:53,325 -Mom , we're not having this conversation . -She broke up with you , the first semester. 338 00:24:53,409 --> 00:24:55,995 Kyle, your commercial's on . Come on ! 339 00:24:57,079 --> 00:24:58,330 Oh , my God . 340 00:24:58,414 --> 00:24:59,999 Come on . 341 00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:04,336 -Where's the remote? -I don't know. 342 00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:05,963 -I don't know. -It's over there. 343 00:25:06,046 --> 00:25:07,923 Do you have to sit down every time? 344 00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:10,926 -No. Why would I take it upstairs? -Because you always do. 345 00:25:11,010 --> 00:25:13,387 -Got it, got it. Okay. -Turn it up, turn it up, turn it up. 346 00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:15,764 Side effects of Vulvitra may include bleeding, 347 00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:17,891 hemorrhaging, dizziness, and seizures. 348 00:25:17,975 --> 00:25:20,185 -What's going on? -It's Kyle's commercial , Grandma. 349 00:25:20,269 --> 00:25:23,272 Users have reported severe mood swings and suicidal thoughts. 350 00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:28,277 Those taking birth control should talk to your doctor before using Vulvitra. 351 00:25:32,698 --> 00:25:35,909 -It's so good ! -Kyle, it's amazing ! 352 00:25:35,993 --> 00:25:38,203 I just did the jingle, so... 353 00:25:39,288 --> 00:25:40,664 What does it do? 354 00:25:40,748 --> 00:25:43,375 It's Viagra for women , Grandma. It makes you wet. 355 00:25:43,459 --> 00:25:45,836 -Bianca. -What? 356 00:25:46,962 --> 00:25:48,297 -Oh , that's nice. -Tone it down . 357 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:52,051 -Pretty good marketing . -Yeah , big pharma's got their... 358 00:25:52,134 --> 00:25:53,802 -Hey. -Hey. 359 00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:57,473 -Oh , your skirt's. . . -Thank you . 360 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:05,189 -Hey. -Hey. 361 00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:06,732 -Hey. -Hey. 362 00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:07,941 H i . 363 00:26:08,025 --> 00:26:09,943 -You want a Manhattan? -No, I'm good . 364 00:26:10,027 --> 00:26:14,073 Kyle and I are doing this no-sugar diet. 365 00:26:14,156 --> 00:26:15,324 There's sugar in this? 366 00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:17,242 -I thought this was just alcohol . -Hey. 367 00:26:17,326 --> 00:26:20,245 -You just missed Kyle's commercial . -I've seen it. 368 00:26:20,329 --> 00:26:21,955 -Isn't it great? -Yeah . 369 00:26:22,039 --> 00:26:24,917 Doesn't it feel like it was written for men though? 370 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,919 Oh , it was written for men . 371 00:26:27,002 --> 00:26:30,130 -Well , I thought it was great. -Looking good , Kyle. 372 00:26:30,214 --> 00:26:31,423 -So did I . -Lose some weight? 373 00:26:31,507 --> 00:26:34,468 -Yeah , Marissa's made me work out. -I bet she is. 374 00:26:34,551 --> 00:26:37,888 Listen , for New Year's, Jim bought all of us tickets 375 00:26:37,971 --> 00:26:41,141 to the Thomas Sullivan , so I don't know what your plans were. 376 00:26:41,225 --> 00:26:43,894 But if you wanted to join us, we could get an extra ticket. 377 00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:47,231 So there's a full dinner and Iive music. 378 00:26:47,314 --> 00:26:49,650 Yeah , the DJ , Tom and orchestra's playing . 379 00:26:49,733 --> 00:26:54,613 That's cool . Actually, Kyle and I planned this big ski trip for New Year's. 380 00:26:54,696 --> 00:26:57,116 I thought he might have told you guys about it. 381 00:26:57,199 --> 00:26:58,826 -No, no. -Hey, Kyle? 382 00:26:58,909 --> 00:27:00,994 -Yeah? -Come in here for a second? 383 00:27:01,078 --> 00:27:02,412 Sure. 384 00:27:04,081 --> 00:27:05,582 Are you drinking right now? 385 00:27:05,666 --> 00:27:08,460 Yeah , Kyle, you know the tickets for the Thomas Sullivan , 386 00:27:08,544 --> 00:27:11,130 they're nonrefundable, so maybe you could just push 387 00:27:11,213 --> 00:27:14,383 your dates back, for your trip, a couple days? 388 00:27:15,425 --> 00:27:16,969 No. 389 00:27:18,137 --> 00:27:21,890 I'm sorry, Mom . No. I'Il pay for the tickets. 390 00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:23,934 Kyle, it's not about the money. 391 00:27:24,017 --> 00:27:25,978 What is it about? 392 00:27:26,061 --> 00:27:28,021 -Family. You know, family? -Guys, can we. . .? 393 00:27:28,105 --> 00:27:31,316 -Families spend the holidays together. -I agree. 394 00:27:32,526 --> 00:27:36,363 So, what did we decide, then? Should I get another ticket? 395 00:27:36,446 --> 00:27:37,406 -No. -No. 396 00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:39,825 -Okay. -Kyle, can--? 397 00:27:39,908 --> 00:27:42,369 You need to tell her. Now. 398 00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:48,709 We're getting married . 399 00:27:51,003 --> 00:27:52,462 Well , congratulations. 400 00:27:52,546 --> 00:27:55,591 -Thank you . -Congratulations. 401 00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:58,135 Congratulations. 402 00:27:58,218 --> 00:28:00,596 -What's happening? -They're getting married . 403 00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:02,681 Oh , my God . 404 00:28:02,764 --> 00:28:03,932 Sisters! 405 00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:06,393 -Oh , my God . -What? 406 00:28:06,476 --> 00:28:07,811 We're getting married . 407 00:28:07,895 --> 00:28:09,813 -No, really? -Yeah . 408 00:28:09,897 --> 00:28:12,649 -Oh , my God . Let me see the ring . -Oh , it's-- I'm designing it. 409 00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:14,526 Yeah . 410 00:28:14,610 --> 00:28:16,904 -Wait, they're getting married? -You did great. 411 00:28:16,987 --> 00:28:18,614 Oh , my God . 412 00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:20,365 What's going on? 413 00:28:20,449 --> 00:28:23,118 Kyle got engaged , Grandma. 414 00:28:23,202 --> 00:28:25,370 Oh , my God . 415 00:28:25,454 --> 00:28:28,165 Grandma. I'm getting married . 416 00:28:28,248 --> 00:28:29,917 -Yeah . -N ice. 417 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,085 -Marissa. -H i . 418 00:28:32,169 --> 00:28:36,006 -Oh , yeah , nice to meet you . -We've met. 419 00:28:37,049 --> 00:28:38,550 Mom , I'm sorry. 420 00:28:38,634 --> 00:28:41,887 -I was gonna tell you sooner. -It's okay. I'm happy if you're happy. 421 00:28:41,970 --> 00:28:44,264 -Okay. Thanks. -Are you happy? 422 00:28:45,307 --> 00:28:47,059 -Yes. -Good . 423 00:28:47,142 --> 00:28:50,187 I'm really sorry about all the things that I said about her before. 424 00:28:50,270 --> 00:28:52,272 It's just that you're my only son . 425 00:28:52,356 --> 00:28:56,610 And I want what's best for you . AII right? And I Iove you . 426 00:28:56,693 --> 00:28:58,654 I love you too, Mom . 427 00:29:02,783 --> 00:29:05,369 I invited Mike for Christmas. 428 00:29:08,038 --> 00:29:09,498 -What? -Yes. 429 00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:12,876 -You invited Mike? What are you doing? -I did , I know, I know. Listen to me. 430 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:16,213 There's nothing that's gonna make that okay. But he is not doing well . 431 00:29:16,296 --> 00:29:19,758 He has no family. We were his only family. And now he has no one. 432 00:29:19,841 --> 00:29:22,177 He should have thought about that before he fu ... 433 00:29:22,261 --> 00:29:24,972 -Kyle, wait a minute, I taught you . . . -Are we really having this conversation? 434 00:29:25,055 --> 00:29:26,932 ...how to be caring and compassionate and forgiving , 435 00:29:27,015 --> 00:29:30,519 so maybe you should Iook at this as a test to see if you can-- 436 00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:32,062 -No! -What? 437 00:29:32,145 --> 00:29:35,274 -No, no, no, Gertie! -Oh , my gosh ! Gertie, really? 438 00:29:35,357 --> 00:29:37,234 -What happened? -He ate the turkey! 439 00:29:37,317 --> 00:29:39,486 -Gertie! -No! No, no. 440 00:29:39,569 --> 00:29:41,530 Outside. 441 00:30:42,215 --> 00:30:44,134 Oh , fuck. 442 00:30:47,095 --> 00:30:48,597 Shit. 443 00:31:45,362 --> 00:31:47,406 Okay, here's what you do. 444 00:31:47,489 --> 00:31:50,075 Keep a small bottle of vodka in your glove compartment. 445 00:31:50,158 --> 00:31:54,204 And when you get in an accident, then slam that bottle of vodka down . 446 00:31:54,287 --> 00:31:56,498 -Yeah? -Right in front of them . 447 00:31:56,581 --> 00:32:00,127 That way, they can't prove whether you were drunk before or after the accident. 448 00:32:00,210 --> 00:32:02,629 -So this is real-world advice? -Foolproof. 449 00:32:02,712 --> 00:32:05,215 Yeah . Dani , get the door! 450 00:32:05,298 --> 00:32:06,299 I'm coming . 451 00:32:06,383 --> 00:32:08,343 I always wondered what it'd be like to run a train . 452 00:32:08,427 --> 00:32:09,845 Oh , hey, Gertie. 453 00:32:09,928 --> 00:32:14,182 -Oh , my God . Mike, hey. Merry Christmas. -Merry Christmas, Dani . 454 00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:16,560 -Hey, come in . -Hey. 455 00:32:16,643 --> 00:32:18,186 -Good to see you . -You too. 456 00:32:18,270 --> 00:32:20,439 There's food in the dining room and drinks in the kitchen . 457 00:32:20,522 --> 00:32:21,523 Okay, thanks. 458 00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:23,650 Sure. Come on , Gertie. 459 00:32:24,651 --> 00:32:26,862 -Is that Michael? -Hey, Grandma. 460 00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:29,781 -What happened? -I don't know. 461 00:32:31,199 --> 00:32:34,744 But Iisten to me, you gotta go get a haircut, okay? 462 00:32:34,828 --> 00:32:38,582 Oh , this guy doesn't need a haircut. He's a Iady-killer. 463 00:32:38,665 --> 00:32:41,710 He's Iike a hawk, he just swoops in . 464 00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:44,296 -You doing all right? -Yeah , I'm okay, Uncle Mark. 465 00:32:44,379 --> 00:32:47,174 -You know the cheesecake you Iove? -Kid's only a freshman . 466 00:32:47,257 --> 00:32:50,886 He doesn't have a rocket arm yet, but he's got great feet. 467 00:32:50,969 --> 00:32:55,474 Suzi and I drove up to the Carrier Dome to watch him in the state game. 468 00:32:55,557 --> 00:32:58,643 -He's already got offers from Rutgers-- -Hey, Daddy, Iook who's here. 469 00:32:58,727 --> 00:33:01,396 -Oh , my God . Mike. -Hey. 470 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,356 It's great to see you , kiddo. 471 00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:05,692 -Good to see you , Jim . -You too. 472 00:33:05,775 --> 00:33:10,113 Just telling George about this new freshman quarterback they got at your college. 473 00:33:10,197 --> 00:33:12,491 -Have you seen this kid yet? -No, I haven't. 474 00:33:12,574 --> 00:33:13,867 -Want a drink? -Yeah . 475 00:33:13,950 --> 00:33:15,577 -Take mine. I just made it. -Thank you . 476 00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:16,995 Your sweater's on backwards. 477 00:33:17,078 --> 00:33:19,164 I'Il never forget that game against Fox Lane. 478 00:33:19,247 --> 00:33:22,792 You faked that defensive end right out of his jockstrap. 479 00:33:22,876 --> 00:33:25,712 You guys made a great team . You ought to... 480 00:33:28,965 --> 00:33:31,259 -Hey, Mike's here. -Okay. 481 00:33:31,343 --> 00:33:35,680 -He's kind of fat, just a heads-up. -Why would I need a heads-up? 482 00:33:35,764 --> 00:33:37,974 -Well . . . -Kyle, Mike's in the living room. 483 00:33:38,058 --> 00:33:39,809 -Yeah , I just told him . -He got fat. 484 00:33:39,893 --> 00:33:41,603 -Right? -Yeah . 485 00:33:42,604 --> 00:33:44,981 -You okay? -Yeah , fine. 486 00:33:45,065 --> 00:33:47,150 -Are you gonna talk to him? -I don't know, Dani . 487 00:33:47,234 --> 00:33:49,778 -Where are you going? -How's the whole jewelry website going? 488 00:33:49,861 --> 00:33:52,447 It's good . Kyle started working with me. 489 00:33:53,490 --> 00:33:55,617 I thought he already had a job. 490 00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:59,037 Yeah , I think he's gonna quit. We got so many orders this Christmas. 491 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:00,914 And Kyle got really good at gift wrapping . 492 00:34:00,997 --> 00:34:03,542 -You guys make a great team. -Yeah . 493 00:34:03,625 --> 00:34:04,960 I'm gonna get some air. 494 00:34:05,961 --> 00:34:10,549 Mike had that! He was a natural athlete. Shame he didn't play in college. 495 00:34:10,632 --> 00:34:12,425 -Who? -Mike. 496 00:34:12,509 --> 00:34:16,763 -Hey, what were you guys talking about? -Fashion . 497 00:34:16,846 --> 00:34:20,725 Fashion? Does she know more about fashion than we do? 498 00:34:20,809 --> 00:34:23,478 -Why are you even friends with her? -She's cool . 499 00:34:23,562 --> 00:34:26,189 How is she cool? 500 00:34:48,003 --> 00:34:53,633 Jim Harrison says, "I never understood the acceptance of bad ham in America." 501 00:34:53,717 --> 00:34:59,431 And I gotta agree with him. I mean , think about it. One ham is really good . 502 00:34:59,514 --> 00:35:03,184 I mean , why do we need any more, huh? What's the point? 503 00:35:03,268 --> 00:35:04,936 It's so amazing 504 00:35:05,979 --> 00:35:08,898 to go to an actual ham-bake 505 00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:15,196 that, you know, dug a pit in the ground and there was Iike 50 hams in there... 506 00:35:16,906 --> 00:35:21,119 Pitchforks, they toss them around . I ncredible. 507 00:35:22,162 --> 00:35:26,207 But most of the time, it's just that watery ham bullshit. 508 00:35:49,648 --> 00:35:51,358 Excuse me. 509 00:35:52,942 --> 00:35:57,155 Can you bring the firewood in from the side of the house while you're out here? 510 00:35:57,238 --> 00:35:58,615 Sure. 511 00:35:58,698 --> 00:36:02,202 AIso, stop smoking . It's disgusting . 512 00:36:04,287 --> 00:36:07,415 Suzi , are you fucking kidding me? Why did you invite him? 513 00:36:07,499 --> 00:36:09,501 -Because. -That's not a reason . 514 00:36:09,584 --> 00:36:10,877 Look, he's family. 515 00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:15,465 He's not family. He grew up with us, now he's ruining our Iives... 516 00:37:14,023 --> 00:37:16,276 -Hey. -Hey. 517 00:37:17,277 --> 00:37:19,821 -Is that my football helmet? -Yeah . 518 00:37:21,322 --> 00:37:23,575 I should have played in college. 519 00:37:24,868 --> 00:37:27,203 -Hey. -H i . 520 00:37:29,205 --> 00:37:31,291 How's everything going? 521 00:37:32,417 --> 00:37:34,043 Great. 522 00:37:34,127 --> 00:37:35,378 Yeah? 523 00:37:36,379 --> 00:37:37,839 Yeah . 524 00:37:39,507 --> 00:37:40,675 What's great? 525 00:37:41,676 --> 00:37:45,764 -Peaky Blinders. It's pretty great. -Oh , okay. 526 00:37:45,847 --> 00:37:49,225 What else? Besides Peaky Blinders. 527 00:37:50,643 --> 00:37:51,728 That's about it. 528 00:37:52,771 --> 00:37:55,857 -What are you doing? -What do you mean? 529 00:37:55,940 --> 00:37:58,568 With your Iife. What are you doing? 530 00:37:59,736 --> 00:38:03,198 What is this? Is this, Iike, an intervention? 531 00:38:03,281 --> 00:38:06,534 Are you trying to have, Iike, a Christmas intervention on me? 532 00:38:06,618 --> 00:38:08,787 Yes, this is a Christmas intervention . 533 00:38:08,870 --> 00:38:13,291 Okay, well , thank you very much , but I don't want one. 534 00:38:15,210 --> 00:38:17,086 What do you want? 535 00:38:17,170 --> 00:38:19,047 Nothing . 536 00:38:19,130 --> 00:38:21,716 You want me to be, Iike, happy? 537 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:26,095 And you wanna know that I'm okay and everything's okay? 538 00:38:26,179 --> 00:38:27,972 I'm not okay. 539 00:38:28,056 --> 00:38:31,017 -You ever feel sorry for yourself? -AII the time. 540 00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:33,186 Yeah , stop doing that. 541 00:38:34,896 --> 00:38:37,607 Why did you invite me here? Your son hates me. 542 00:38:37,690 --> 00:38:40,777 -Yeah , he should hate you . -I know. I'm a bad friend . 543 00:38:40,860 --> 00:38:42,570 I'm Iike the shitty person . 544 00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:45,365 Okay, so fix it. 545 00:38:45,448 --> 00:38:46,574 How? 546 00:38:46,658 --> 00:38:48,993 Stop being selfish . 547 00:38:49,994 --> 00:38:53,915 What you did to him was selfish and he was destroyed by it. 548 00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:59,462 So stop thinking about yourself and how sad your life is and think about somebody else. 549 00:38:59,546 --> 00:39:02,715 You know, it just might make you feel good . 550 00:39:04,551 --> 00:39:06,261 Okay. 551 00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:11,975 Kyle is selfless. He always thinks about other people first. He always has. 552 00:39:12,058 --> 00:39:14,185 And people take advantage of that. 553 00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:16,354 And now... 554 00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:20,692 he's getting married , and I don't know. 555 00:39:20,775 --> 00:39:22,527 What do you mean? 556 00:39:22,610 --> 00:39:24,779 I mean , I don't know. 557 00:39:25,822 --> 00:39:28,700 -About Marissa? -Yeah . 558 00:39:29,826 --> 00:39:31,578 I don't know. 559 00:39:33,997 --> 00:39:35,707 I'm glad you're here. 560 00:39:36,708 --> 00:39:39,252 Sometimes when you think you're doing the right thing, 561 00:39:39,335 --> 00:39:41,045 it hurts the people you love. 562 00:39:42,046 --> 00:39:44,924 And then sometimes when you think you're doing the wrong thing , 563 00:39:45,008 --> 00:39:48,052 it's actually what's needed . 564 00:39:51,180 --> 00:39:55,977 If you want to be a part of this family, then act like it. 565 00:40:36,476 --> 00:40:38,353 Might get well tonight. 566 00:40:39,354 --> 00:40:41,814 -But what'd he do? -What are you talking about? 567 00:40:41,898 --> 00:40:43,524 But for a job? 568 00:40:43,608 --> 00:40:45,652 -Hey, Mike. -Hey, Kyle. 569 00:40:45,735 --> 00:40:48,363 -Merry Christmas. -Merry... 570 00:40:49,405 --> 00:40:51,199 -Oh , my God ! Mike. -What happened? 571 00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:52,784 -Mike. -Oh , my God . Dad ! 572 00:40:52,867 --> 00:40:54,077 Give him some room. 573 00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:55,662 -Dad . -Let's get him over. 574 00:40:55,745 --> 00:40:57,664 -Holy shit. -How much did he have to drink? 575 00:40:57,747 --> 00:41:01,584 -I gave him one eggnog . -How strong was it? 576 00:41:01,668 --> 00:41:03,086 Is he dead? 577 00:41:03,169 --> 00:41:05,421 -Yeah , pretty strong . -Give him some water. 578 00:41:05,505 --> 00:41:10,093 He'Il be all right. He's gonna be fine. I've seen him take bigger hits than that. 579 00:41:10,176 --> 00:41:12,804 -Just Ieave him. -Is that Mike? 580 00:41:12,887 --> 00:41:13,763 Yeah . 581 00:41:14,806 --> 00:41:16,474 He got fat. 582 00:41:17,558 --> 00:41:19,686 -He looks bad . -Maybe he just lost his balance. 583 00:41:19,769 --> 00:41:21,688 I don't know about that table. 584 00:41:21,771 --> 00:41:24,023 Gosh , I should really spend some more time with him . 585 00:41:24,107 --> 00:41:26,526 -Should we pull him up? -Yeah , I guess we should Iet him-- 586 00:41:26,609 --> 00:41:30,655 -Put him in a bed or something , Daddy? -No, I think he's fine right here. 587 00:41:30,738 --> 00:41:31,906 No, no, no! 588 00:42:29,714 --> 00:42:31,424 No, she quit. 589 00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:46,189 Remember the blizzard of '96? 590 00:42:46,272 --> 00:42:47,356 Yeah . 591 00:42:48,357 --> 00:42:50,151 That was crazy. 592 00:42:51,986 --> 00:42:53,780 So glad you made it out. 593 00:42:53,863 --> 00:42:56,074 Yeah , man . Thanks for inviting me. 594 00:42:59,952 --> 00:43:03,039 -Are the boots supposed to hurt so much? -Yeah . 595 00:43:04,540 --> 00:43:06,542 You know those mountains allow skiing and snowboarding? 596 00:43:06,626 --> 00:43:10,046 Yeah , they're too crowded , and the snowboarders push off all the snow. 597 00:43:11,047 --> 00:43:13,007 Kyle's a snowboarder. 598 00:43:13,091 --> 00:43:14,759 Yeah , well , he's skiing now. 599 00:43:15,843 --> 00:43:18,930 It's fine. I Iearned how to ski , it's fine. 600 00:43:22,225 --> 00:43:25,269 -Hey, we should do Catapult next. -Okay. 601 00:43:25,353 --> 00:43:28,064 No, that's a black diamond . I don't think you're ready for that. 602 00:43:28,147 --> 00:43:30,233 -Okay. -It's a hill . You just go down it. 603 00:43:30,316 --> 00:43:32,026 Yeah , but he's gonna crash . 604 00:43:32,110 --> 00:43:35,613 -It's snow. If he crashes, it's snow. -I'd rather not crash . 605 00:43:35,696 --> 00:43:38,324 -Kyle, no one wants to crash . -Sorry, what is your point? 606 00:43:38,407 --> 00:43:42,954 We're here on the mountain and we're going down the bunny slopes with all the children , 607 00:43:43,037 --> 00:43:46,124 and , Kyle, you're a natural athlete. 608 00:43:46,207 --> 00:43:49,293 -Thanks, man . -Yeah . You can do any of these runs. 609 00:43:49,377 --> 00:43:52,421 -I mean , Iook at that cliff over there. -Okay, great. Kyle, Iisten to me. 610 00:43:52,505 --> 00:43:56,050 It's your choice, but I wouldn't do it. 611 00:44:02,014 --> 00:44:04,934 Can we just do A Cat's Meow a couple more times? 612 00:44:05,017 --> 00:44:07,186 -Yeah , cool . -Sweet. 613 00:44:09,772 --> 00:44:11,607 I'm doing Catapult. 614 00:44:23,202 --> 00:44:24,412 Drink. 615 00:44:25,454 --> 00:44:27,665 -Drink. -Okay. All right. 616 00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:31,669 -But you already know that. -I know. 617 00:44:31,752 --> 00:44:34,213 Okay, never have I ever had Lyme disease. 618 00:44:34,297 --> 00:44:37,758 -You have had Lyme disease though . -Yeah , but you haven't. 619 00:44:37,842 --> 00:44:39,927 I know. That's not how this game works. Drink. 620 00:44:40,011 --> 00:44:42,597 -What? Again? -Yeah . 621 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:45,099 Can we just try playing a different game? 622 00:44:45,183 --> 00:44:46,893 -What? -Let's do Rock, Paper, Scissors. 623 00:44:46,976 --> 00:44:48,936 Okay, so if I win , you have to drink. 624 00:44:49,020 --> 00:44:51,230 Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. 625 00:44:52,481 --> 00:44:54,817 Again . Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. 626 00:44:54,901 --> 00:44:56,110 Drink! 627 00:44:56,194 --> 00:44:58,946 -Ready? Rock, paper-- -No, no, I'm done. I'm done. 628 00:44:59,030 --> 00:45:02,867 -Never have I ever been caught streaking . -What? We did that together. 629 00:45:02,950 --> 00:45:05,369 -Yeah , but I didn't get caught. -It was your idea. Okay. 630 00:45:05,453 --> 00:45:06,787 Never have I ever spent so much time 631 00:45:06,871 --> 00:45:09,373 with the school counselor doing, Iike, morality training . 632 00:45:09,457 --> 00:45:14,128 I was Iike, "Why is Kyle's butt so small?" It's disproportionate with your body. 633 00:45:14,212 --> 00:45:17,506 -Never have I ever been ice fishing . -I've never been ice fishing . 634 00:45:17,590 --> 00:45:18,966 I want to. 635 00:45:19,050 --> 00:45:21,135 Never have I ever been allergic to peanut butter. 636 00:45:21,219 --> 00:45:23,804 Now you're just Iisting allergies you know I have. 637 00:45:23,888 --> 00:45:25,056 Drink. 638 00:45:25,139 --> 00:45:28,476 -Okay, what are you allergic to? -I'm not gonna tell you . 639 00:45:28,559 --> 00:45:30,353 -What are you guys doing? -Jägermeister. 640 00:45:30,436 --> 00:45:33,439 -Why? -It's a ski trip and it has alcohol in it. 641 00:45:33,522 --> 00:45:35,524 -Wait, where's the cheese? -What cheese? 642 00:45:35,608 --> 00:45:39,111 The cheese that I-- The Iarge block of cheese that I just brought out. 643 00:45:39,195 --> 00:45:42,531 -Was I not supposed to eat it? -No, it was for the bread . 644 00:45:42,615 --> 00:45:45,618 -What bread? -The bread that I'm making . 645 00:45:48,871 --> 00:45:49,914 Thanks, babe. 646 00:45:49,997 --> 00:45:53,709 Okay, never have I ever been questioned about how I was touching a dog . 647 00:45:53,793 --> 00:45:54,669 That never happened . 648 00:45:54,752 --> 00:45:56,796 I'm not saying you inappropriately touched a dog . 649 00:45:56,879 --> 00:45:58,714 I'm saying , never have I ever been questioned , 650 00:45:58,798 --> 00:46:00,508 Iike, "Kyle, what are you doing with that dog?" 651 00:46:00,591 --> 00:46:01,926 Okay. 652 00:46:04,053 --> 00:46:07,723 You just keep asking me things you know the answers to already. 653 00:46:07,807 --> 00:46:10,810 -Yeah , I know. That's the point. -Okay. 654 00:46:10,893 --> 00:46:15,898 AII right, well , then , never have I ever warmed up chicken cutlets to masturbate. 655 00:46:18,442 --> 00:46:19,527 There you go. 656 00:46:19,610 --> 00:46:22,822 See? It's, Iike, super simple if you just understand-- 657 00:46:22,905 --> 00:46:25,700 Are you guys playing Never Have I Ever with two people right now? 658 00:46:25,783 --> 00:46:28,327 -Yeah , we're catching up. -Do you wanna play? 659 00:46:28,411 --> 00:46:32,164 No. I just want to relax and have a glass of wine like an adult. 660 00:46:32,248 --> 00:46:35,334 If you do wine and Jägermeister together, it's Iike a whole experience. 661 00:46:35,418 --> 00:46:36,419 I won't. 662 00:46:36,502 --> 00:46:38,921 -Oh , this looks good , babe. -Thanks. 663 00:46:39,964 --> 00:46:41,215 Okay, I got one. 664 00:46:42,258 --> 00:46:47,138 Never have I ever given a hand job affer junior prom 665 00:46:47,221 --> 00:46:50,975 at John Nicola's party to... 666 00:46:51,058 --> 00:46:52,727 -Kevin . -You bitch . 667 00:46:52,810 --> 00:46:54,270 ...Kevin Farrell . 668 00:46:55,313 --> 00:47:00,359 Never did I ever give a hand job to Kevin Farrell after junior prom. Drink. 669 00:47:01,736 --> 00:47:04,113 Kyle, will you help me with the kitchen? 670 00:47:04,196 --> 00:47:05,740 Hold on . 671 00:47:06,866 --> 00:47:09,952 Never have I ever been asked to help with the kitchen . 672 00:47:10,036 --> 00:47:11,954 Okay, Mike. 673 00:47:14,665 --> 00:47:16,042 AII right. 674 00:47:22,673 --> 00:47:24,216 Really? 675 00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:27,678 I'm sorry about... 676 00:47:31,974 --> 00:47:34,393 -Oh , my God ! -I just took it out of the oven . 677 00:47:34,477 --> 00:47:36,270 -It's so hot. -Put your... 678 00:47:36,354 --> 00:47:38,481 Why would it be so hot? 679 00:47:39,523 --> 00:47:42,902 Why is he still here? He was only supposed to stay for the day. 680 00:47:42,985 --> 00:47:45,071 -Yeah , well , he broke his wrist. -Yeah , I'm aware. 681 00:47:45,154 --> 00:47:47,323 We were in the hospital for four hours. 682 00:47:47,406 --> 00:47:49,950 He has a car. He'II Ieave. 683 00:47:50,034 --> 00:47:52,828 Yeah , but he's on painkillers and now he's drunk, so... 684 00:47:52,912 --> 00:47:55,623 -Yeah , you're drinking with him . -Yeah , so? 685 00:47:55,706 --> 00:47:58,125 I just want to be drunk with you 686 00:47:58,209 --> 00:48:01,504 and , like, be naked 687 00:48:01,587 --> 00:48:05,299 in every room and , Iike, have sex everywhere. 688 00:48:05,383 --> 00:48:06,801 Okay. 689 00:48:10,304 --> 00:48:12,723 Look, he's-- He's gotta go. 690 00:48:12,807 --> 00:48:18,896 -Yeah , he's gonna go tomorrow, so. . . -No, no. I mean, Iike, he's gotta go away. 691 00:48:18,979 --> 00:48:21,732 Like, somewhere else that's... 692 00:48:21,816 --> 00:48:24,276 Iike, not in our lives. 693 00:48:25,319 --> 00:48:27,363 But he's my friend . 694 00:48:29,115 --> 00:48:30,574 I know. 695 00:48:32,118 --> 00:48:33,953 You're the best. 696 00:48:35,287 --> 00:48:37,748 But I can't do this. 697 00:48:38,791 --> 00:48:41,168 Hey, you guys have any more wine? 698 00:48:42,461 --> 00:48:44,046 You finished that guy? 699 00:48:44,130 --> 00:48:46,924 -I did , yeah . Thank you . -It's impressive. 700 00:48:47,007 --> 00:48:50,886 Yeah . We do have more wine. It's in the fridge. You just help yourself. 701 00:48:50,970 --> 00:48:52,138 That's mine. 702 00:48:53,180 --> 00:48:54,432 You have a... 703 00:48:55,474 --> 00:48:59,270 Kyle, I'm gonna go to bed . 704 00:48:59,353 --> 00:49:00,980 -Okay. -Good night! 705 00:49:01,981 --> 00:49:03,899 Twist top. Sweet. 706 00:49:06,527 --> 00:49:08,028 Whole thing? 707 00:49:08,112 --> 00:49:09,572 Yeah . 708 00:49:12,658 --> 00:49:14,326 Why do you have to be Iike this? 709 00:49:15,327 --> 00:49:16,829 Like what? 710 00:49:17,872 --> 00:49:20,499 -Fuckup. -Oh , fuck! It's hot. 711 00:49:24,336 --> 00:49:26,505 AII right, listen , I'm going to bed . 712 00:49:26,589 --> 00:49:30,759 The pillow and blanket are behind the couch , so... 713 00:49:30,843 --> 00:49:34,013 Wait, wait, Kyle, Kyle. Where are you going? 714 00:49:35,055 --> 00:49:36,724 Going to bed . 715 00:49:38,434 --> 00:49:41,187 -But it's New Year's Eve. -Yeah , I'm aware. 716 00:49:41,270 --> 00:49:45,691 -So are you gonna have sex? -That's none of your business. 717 00:49:45,774 --> 00:49:47,318 But it's almost midnight. 718 00:49:47,401 --> 00:49:51,030 So if you're not gonna have sex, we should bang pots and pans. 719 00:49:52,364 --> 00:49:53,491 -Going to bed . -It's a tradition . 720 00:49:53,574 --> 00:49:56,785 If you're not gonna bang with her, we should bang pots and pans. 721 00:49:57,828 --> 00:50:01,332 -I'm going to bed , Mike. Happy New Year. -Happy New Year. 722 00:50:04,585 --> 00:50:07,171 Wait, wait. Wait, Kyle. Kyle? 723 00:50:08,172 --> 00:50:09,673 Yeah? 724 00:50:09,757 --> 00:50:11,300 Hey, man . 725 00:50:12,510 --> 00:50:15,846 I just wanna say, Iike, thank you . 726 00:50:15,930 --> 00:50:18,140 You know, for having me here. 727 00:50:18,224 --> 00:50:19,475 And ... 728 00:50:20,518 --> 00:50:23,312 You know, for being , Iike, friends again . 729 00:50:23,395 --> 00:50:25,731 -You're welcome. -Yeah . 730 00:50:25,814 --> 00:50:29,944 -I'm trying to be Iess selfish . You know? -Right now? Yeah . 731 00:50:30,027 --> 00:50:34,823 And I think about others before myself. And I think about you a Iot. 732 00:50:34,907 --> 00:50:37,368 You know, and it's Iike... 733 00:50:37,451 --> 00:50:41,664 I know you guys are engaged and you're gonna get married and everything . 734 00:50:41,747 --> 00:50:43,415 But, you know, I don't know. 735 00:50:44,458 --> 00:50:46,210 What does that mean? 736 00:50:47,378 --> 00:50:49,171 I don't know. 737 00:50:50,506 --> 00:50:53,008 I just wanna fix things with us, you know? 738 00:50:54,051 --> 00:50:55,261 And ... 739 00:50:56,303 --> 00:50:59,890 Sometimes when you're trying to do the right thing , it's the wrong thing . 740 00:50:59,974 --> 00:51:01,517 Do you know what I mean? 741 00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:03,561 No. 742 00:51:04,603 --> 00:51:06,313 Okay. Yeah . 743 00:51:07,356 --> 00:51:09,858 -Right. Okay. -Okay. 744 00:51:12,444 --> 00:51:14,905 -Well , good night. -Good night. 745 00:51:14,989 --> 00:51:17,449 Never have I never been named Kyle. 746 00:52:48,123 --> 00:52:49,667 Kyle. 747 00:52:51,126 --> 00:52:53,504 Kyle. Kyle. 748 00:52:54,546 --> 00:52:56,173 Kyle, wake up. 749 00:52:57,341 --> 00:52:59,551 Kyle, wake up. Kyle. 750 00:53:00,594 --> 00:53:03,722 Kyle, wake up, you bitch . 751 00:53:04,765 --> 00:53:08,268 Wake up, I wanna do butt stuff. Kyle. 752 00:53:21,824 --> 00:53:23,450 Fuck. 753 00:53:30,874 --> 00:53:33,419 Happy New Year! 754 00:53:41,468 --> 00:53:44,054 That's when l realized he 's my best friend. 755 00:53:44,138 --> 00:53:45,723 Yeah . 756 00:53:47,391 --> 00:53:49,226 Why are you marrying him? 757 00:53:55,816 --> 00:53:57,568 Because... 758 00:53:58,694 --> 00:54:03,824 he is loyal and he's a good person . 759 00:54:03,907 --> 00:54:08,036 And he's. . . He'II always be there, and ... 760 00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:12,958 I don't know. And the sex is great. I don't know, why did you marry your wife? 761 00:54:13,041 --> 00:54:15,169 Because I Ioved her. 762 00:54:22,426 --> 00:54:26,638 -How's your brother Ronnie doing? Yeah? -He's good . He's better. 763 00:54:28,265 --> 00:54:30,684 Is he still dealing drugs? 764 00:54:31,935 --> 00:54:36,565 No, I don't think so. They weren't drugs. It was painkillers. 765 00:54:38,484 --> 00:54:42,196 -He was so much fun in high school . -Yeah . 766 00:54:42,279 --> 00:54:45,157 Yeah . You were fun in high school too though . 767 00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:47,242 -Was I? -Yeah . 768 00:54:47,326 --> 00:54:53,791 Yeah , I mean , there were things about you , you know, that were fun , like when you ... 769 00:54:54,833 --> 00:54:58,253 weren't being yourself. 770 00:54:59,505 --> 00:55:01,965 -I'm just kidding . -Fuck you . 771 00:55:02,049 --> 00:55:04,468 I know. No, I just feel Iike... 772 00:55:05,552 --> 00:55:10,933 I feel Iike we had , like, a connection , you know? At one time or another. 773 00:55:11,016 --> 00:55:14,645 -You think so? -Yeah . Yeah . 774 00:55:14,728 --> 00:55:18,023 Like, we're both like these... 775 00:55:18,106 --> 00:55:21,068 very primal creatures, you know? 776 00:55:26,615 --> 00:55:29,076 What? What? 777 00:55:32,663 --> 00:55:34,623 What the fuck? 778 00:55:38,961 --> 00:55:41,129 What the fuck was that? 779 00:55:44,424 --> 00:55:48,303 What the fuck was that? Hey. Hey. 780 00:55:49,346 --> 00:55:53,559 Hey, what the fuck was that? What did you do--? Why did you do that? 781 00:55:54,601 --> 00:55:57,312 Look at me. Did you want to kiss me? 782 00:55:57,396 --> 00:55:58,856 No. 783 00:56:00,065 --> 00:56:01,650 Fuck you . 784 00:56:04,528 --> 00:56:06,989 So, what did you think was gonna happen? 785 00:56:08,073 --> 00:56:12,035 Did you--? Like, you would seduce me and we would fuck and then . . .? 786 00:56:12,119 --> 00:56:15,914 And then Kyle would just call off the wedding? 787 00:56:15,998 --> 00:56:18,250 Is that what you thought? 788 00:56:18,333 --> 00:56:21,128 Yeah , like, hopefully. 789 00:56:22,129 --> 00:56:24,756 You dumb fuck. 790 00:56:27,175 --> 00:56:32,180 Because you know what? If we did have sex, he wouldn't break up with me. 791 00:56:32,264 --> 00:56:33,849 He would break up with you . 792 00:56:34,892 --> 00:56:36,643 -You wanna fuck me? God ! -No. 793 00:56:36,727 --> 00:56:39,396 -No. No! -You had me. You fucking kissed me. 794 00:56:39,479 --> 00:56:41,273 -Fuck me. -I don't want to. 795 00:56:41,356 --> 00:56:43,317 Fuck you ! 796 00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:47,946 Follow through with your master plan , you sick fuck! 797 00:56:48,030 --> 00:56:51,867 -Fuck is wrong with you? Does that hurt? -Fuck! 798 00:56:51,950 --> 00:56:56,872 We're just dead weight from his childhood that he's too fucking nice to-- 799 00:56:56,955 --> 00:56:59,291 Fuck off of me! 800 00:56:59,374 --> 00:57:04,755 You fat, sad , pathetic fuck! Fuck! 801 00:57:26,568 --> 00:57:29,237 What the fuck? What the fuck? 802 00:57:32,032 --> 00:57:35,243 You fuckers. What the fuck are you doing? 803 00:57:35,327 --> 00:57:39,915 Get the fuck off me! Get the fuck off of me! You son of a-- 804 00:57:44,670 --> 00:57:46,421 Shit, Iet go. 805 00:57:54,930 --> 00:57:56,431 Come on . 806 00:57:58,809 --> 00:58:00,477 Come on . 807 00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:03,021 Thank you very much ! All right. 808 00:58:04,606 --> 00:58:05,816 Fuck! 809 00:58:05,899 --> 00:58:07,442 Come on . 810 00:58:10,278 --> 00:58:13,073 Fuck! Help! Help! 811 00:58:13,156 --> 00:58:16,535 Somebody help! Hey! Help! 812 00:58:17,577 --> 00:58:20,580 Help me! Help! 813 00:58:31,717 --> 00:58:33,301 Right here. 814 00:58:43,103 --> 00:58:45,939 Can we just take a break? Can we take a break? 815 00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:01,580 Guys. 816 00:59:05,250 --> 00:59:07,836 PIease. PIease, guys. 817 00:59:07,919 --> 00:59:11,506 -Shut the fuck up. -Okay. But please, listen . 818 00:59:11,590 --> 00:59:13,884 -I don't know what's going on-- -I said , shut up. 819 00:59:14,926 --> 00:59:16,428 Shut up. 820 00:59:17,679 --> 00:59:19,473 What are you doing? 821 00:59:19,556 --> 00:59:22,142 -What? -Why are you doing that voice? 822 00:59:22,225 --> 00:59:23,602 To disguise my voice. 823 00:59:23,685 --> 00:59:27,272 Yeah , but I'm doing that voice, so pick another voice. 824 00:59:27,355 --> 00:59:30,400 -It's just the Batman voice. -Then stop doing it. 825 00:59:30,484 --> 00:59:32,652 I don't have another voice. 826 00:59:34,488 --> 00:59:36,448 Do a voice Iike this. You could do this voice. 827 00:59:36,531 --> 00:59:38,658 That's perfect. You do that, I'II do this one. 828 00:59:38,742 --> 00:59:43,663 No. I'm doing the Bat-- I'm doing the one I just showed you , I practiced it. 829 00:59:43,747 --> 00:59:47,084 -You do the one that I just did . -I can't do that one. 830 00:59:47,167 --> 00:59:50,045 You're not even trying . Fine. 831 00:59:50,128 --> 00:59:51,171 I'Il do this voice, 832 00:59:51,254 --> 00:59:54,091 -but this was why I wanted to prac-- -Mike? 833 00:59:54,174 --> 00:59:56,510 -Mike? -No. 834 00:59:57,803 --> 00:59:59,596 It's you ! 835 00:59:59,679 --> 01:00:02,474 -Oh , my gosh ! Oh, my gosh . -Goddamn it, Ronnie! 836 01:00:02,557 --> 01:00:04,643 -This is awesome. Hey, Ronnie. -Hey. 837 01:00:04,726 --> 01:00:05,602 Stop Iaughing . 838 01:00:05,685 --> 01:00:09,272 That's why I wanted to do the guns. It's so much scarier with the guns. 839 01:00:09,356 --> 01:00:11,191 This is great, guys. 840 01:00:12,192 --> 01:00:14,152 It's fucking ruined . It's ruined . 841 01:00:14,236 --> 01:00:19,324 No, it's not. It's great. Just keep going . I'Il go along with you . Keep going . 842 01:00:20,367 --> 01:00:21,409 Are you ready to die? 843 01:00:21,493 --> 01:00:24,663 No, Mike. Do it in the voice. You gotta do it in the Batman voice. 844 01:00:25,664 --> 01:00:27,582 -Okay. -Go, go, go. 845 01:00:27,666 --> 01:00:30,710 -Are you ready to die? -No. 846 01:00:30,794 --> 01:00:32,879 Then I'II say, "Are you ready to get fucked up?" 847 01:00:32,963 --> 01:00:34,548 No, don't fuck me up, man . 848 01:00:34,631 --> 01:00:39,094 Then I was gonna be like, "Are you ready for the best bachelor party of your Iife?" 849 01:00:40,095 --> 01:00:41,805 Yes! 850 01:00:41,888 --> 01:00:43,557 Yes! 851 01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:45,892 This is awesome. 852 01:00:45,976 --> 01:00:49,521 Can you untie me though? You guys did a really good job. 853 01:00:58,947 --> 01:01:00,240 What is that? 854 01:01:01,241 --> 01:01:04,452 We're ice fishing , man . I gotta make this fun somehow. 855 01:01:04,536 --> 01:01:06,580 -No, I'm okay. -Come on . 856 01:01:07,956 --> 01:01:11,501 I just wanna say thanks for setting this up. I've always wanted to go ice fishing . 857 01:01:11,585 --> 01:01:16,047 Talk to him. He planned the whole thing . Mike. I wanted to take you to AC. 858 01:01:16,131 --> 01:01:18,258 Still do the whole kidnapping thing , 859 01:01:18,341 --> 01:01:22,262 but when we took the hood off, have it be at the strip club. 860 01:01:22,345 --> 01:01:24,681 It's not a bachelor party without a stripper. 861 01:01:24,764 --> 01:01:26,183 I don't need a stripper, Uncle Mark. 862 01:01:26,266 --> 01:01:29,311 Kyle, it's not a bachelor party without a stripper. 863 01:01:30,353 --> 01:01:32,689 Okay, I gotta go pee. Here. 864 01:01:43,992 --> 01:01:46,620 -He's a really good guy. -Yeah . 865 01:01:47,621 --> 01:01:48,747 The best. 866 01:01:49,789 --> 01:01:51,791 It's too bad he's marrying my sister. 867 01:01:51,875 --> 01:01:55,795 I mean , don't get me wrong . I Iike her-- You know, I love her, obviously. 868 01:01:55,879 --> 01:02:00,050 But, yeah , it's too bad he's marrying my sister. 869 01:02:00,133 --> 01:02:01,426 Yeah . 870 01:02:02,469 --> 01:02:04,262 He's a good guy. 871 01:02:08,808 --> 01:02:10,936 Oh , no, I'm okay. Yeah . 872 01:02:11,019 --> 01:02:12,979 -Hey, can you hold this? -What's my name? Skip? 873 01:02:14,022 --> 01:02:16,650 -Oh , yeah , man . -I want some cocaine. 874 01:02:16,733 --> 01:02:18,568 No, no. That's not coke. 875 01:02:18,652 --> 01:02:19,986 -Hey! -H i . 876 01:02:20,070 --> 01:02:23,657 -I'm Iooking for a bachelor party? -Oh , yeah . It's right in there. 877 01:02:23,740 --> 01:02:25,700 -Oh , thanks. -Yeah . 878 01:02:26,868 --> 01:02:28,328 Mike. 879 01:02:40,048 --> 01:02:42,759 -Thanks for doing this. -No problem . 880 01:02:51,309 --> 01:02:52,894 Listen ... 881 01:02:54,062 --> 01:02:57,065 I've been thinking a Iot about it, with the wedding coming up. 882 01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:01,278 I don't have many friends who know me, you know? 883 01:03:04,823 --> 01:03:07,242 And I gotta pick a best man . 884 01:03:08,702 --> 01:03:11,204 -So I was thinking-- -I slept with Marissa. 885 01:03:15,292 --> 01:03:16,793 Kyle, did you hear me? 886 01:03:16,876 --> 01:03:18,295 Yeah . 887 01:03:21,256 --> 01:03:24,467 I know this probably means the end of the our friendship again . 888 01:03:26,136 --> 01:03:28,680 And you'II probably have to call off the wedding . 889 01:03:31,891 --> 01:03:35,145 -I know it hurts right now, but maybe-- -Mike, shut the fuck up! 890 01:03:35,228 --> 01:03:37,480 Just shut up, okay? 891 01:03:38,606 --> 01:03:41,026 She told me what happened . 892 01:03:41,109 --> 01:03:43,069 She said you were drunk and you made a sloppy move, 893 01:03:43,153 --> 01:03:44,779 and she called you fat and pathetic. 894 01:03:44,863 --> 01:03:47,449 -That's not what happened . -I don't care what happened . 895 01:03:47,532 --> 01:03:49,826 If you love someone, you should care what happened . 896 01:03:49,909 --> 01:03:51,828 Yeah , well , I don't! 897 01:03:52,912 --> 01:03:55,040 I'm done caring . 898 01:03:55,123 --> 01:03:57,959 I just want someone who wants to be with me. 899 01:03:59,002 --> 01:04:01,921 And start a family and be happy. 900 01:04:05,175 --> 01:04:07,260 You should still break up with her. 901 01:04:07,344 --> 01:04:09,220 You're a fucking idiot. 902 01:04:10,305 --> 01:04:12,766 You don't think I know what you're doing? 903 01:04:14,225 --> 01:04:16,728 I know you don't Iike her. I know my mom and sisters don't. 904 01:04:16,811 --> 01:04:19,856 -Nobody likes her! -Nobody likes you , Mike! 905 01:04:19,939 --> 01:04:21,608 I am the only one who Iikes you . 906 01:04:21,691 --> 01:04:24,444 And I don't know why because you're fucking toxic. 907 01:04:25,487 --> 01:04:29,491 You're loud and obnoxious, and you're an asshole! 908 01:04:30,533 --> 01:04:32,369 I know I'm an asshole. 909 01:04:33,620 --> 01:04:36,706 And I know no one Iikes me. I don't Iike me! 910 01:04:36,790 --> 01:04:38,458 Okay? 911 01:04:39,793 --> 01:04:42,754 Man , I'm not a happy person anymore. 912 01:04:42,837 --> 01:04:44,422 And that's okay. 913 01:04:45,423 --> 01:04:48,134 You know, but you're Kyle. You're the best person I know. 914 01:04:48,218 --> 01:04:52,013 You make people around you happier just by being yourself. 915 01:04:52,097 --> 01:04:57,685 I'm sorry if what I did killed a Iittle bit of that. But she's not right for you . 916 01:04:59,104 --> 01:05:02,023 And I'm not saying that because I don't Iike her. 917 01:05:02,107 --> 01:05:05,402 Which I don't at all . 918 01:05:06,486 --> 01:05:09,114 She's not right for you because she doesn't want you the way you are. 919 01:05:09,197 --> 01:05:11,741 She wants some other version of you 920 01:05:11,825 --> 01:05:14,786 that fits what she's Iooking for, but fuck that! 921 01:05:14,869 --> 01:05:16,746 That's not what Iove's about. 922 01:05:17,747 --> 01:05:21,418 It's difficult and it's complicated . 923 01:05:21,501 --> 01:05:23,711 And it's painful . 924 01:05:24,754 --> 01:05:27,006 And it doesn't go away. 925 01:05:31,719 --> 01:05:34,305 Man , she's not good enough for you . 926 01:05:36,850 --> 01:05:39,102 And I'm not good enough for you . 927 01:05:41,729 --> 01:05:44,649 If I really cared about you , I'd just leave you alone. 928 01:05:46,985 --> 01:05:49,154 -Kyle? Kyle? -Help! 929 01:05:49,237 --> 01:05:50,613 -Holy shit! Kyle! -Help me! 930 01:05:50,697 --> 01:05:53,158 -Help! Help! -Hold on! 931 01:05:53,241 --> 01:05:54,742 Kyle! 932 01:06:22,353 --> 01:06:24,522 Kyle! Holy shit. 933 01:06:25,523 --> 01:06:28,568 Kyle! Kyle! 934 01:06:31,029 --> 01:06:32,697 Kyle! 935 01:06:34,199 --> 01:06:36,242 -Oh , my God . -Oh , God . 936 01:06:40,246 --> 01:06:42,081 Holy shit. Okay. 937 01:06:42,165 --> 01:06:43,833 Oh , my God . Are you okay? 938 01:06:44,834 --> 01:06:46,211 You're okay. 939 01:06:47,212 --> 01:06:48,588 Fuck. 940 01:06:49,881 --> 01:06:51,591 Holy shit. 941 01:06:56,638 --> 01:06:58,223 Oh , God . 942 01:07:05,063 --> 01:07:07,440 Hey, how much of that did you hear? 943 01:07:09,442 --> 01:07:11,236 What I was saying . 944 01:08:23,099 --> 01:08:25,351 Hey, Kyle. It's Michael . 945 01:08:26,352 --> 01:08:29,355 I'm not sure if you've been getting any of my messages. 946 01:08:29,439 --> 01:08:32,900 But I was gonna see a movie Iater. 947 01:08:32,984 --> 01:08:34,694 Maybe tonight. 948 01:08:34,777 --> 01:08:37,697 Or now, if you wanted to come. 949 01:08:39,157 --> 01:08:41,284 I could also go tomorrow if you're free, 950 01:08:41,367 --> 01:08:44,704 but today's my birthday, so I figured I would do that. 951 01:08:45,705 --> 01:08:49,792 So, yeah , call me back, man . All right, bye. 952 01:08:55,673 --> 01:08:57,842 -Hello ? -Hey, Marissa. It's M ike. 953 01:08:57,925 --> 01:09:01,596 Are you with Kyle? Because I've been trying to get ahold of him and I-- 954 01:09:01,679 --> 01:09:02,889 Hello? 955 01:09:03,973 --> 01:09:05,308 Hello? 956 01:09:08,645 --> 01:09:10,772 Get out of the road ! 957 01:09:10,855 --> 01:09:13,024 Fucking asshole. 958 01:09:22,075 --> 01:09:24,619 Hey, can I get one ticket? 959 01:09:24,702 --> 01:09:26,287 Sure. For which movie? 960 01:09:27,288 --> 01:09:29,499 The one that's playing now, I guess. 961 01:09:29,582 --> 01:09:31,876 Okay. That'Il be 7.50. 962 01:09:31,959 --> 01:09:35,004 Okay. Do you guys still have that thing where it's free on your birthday? 963 01:09:35,088 --> 01:09:38,424 -Yeah . -It's my birthday. 964 01:09:38,508 --> 01:09:40,426 -Can I see your Iicense? -Yeah . 965 01:09:40,510 --> 01:09:44,222 No, actually. I don't have a license at the moment. 966 01:09:44,305 --> 01:09:46,099 It's a whole thing . 967 01:09:46,182 --> 01:09:50,061 We need some kind of I D for the birthday special . Sorry. 968 01:09:50,144 --> 01:09:52,105 I've-- I mean, I've got... 969 01:09:52,188 --> 01:09:53,690 I got, Iike, that. 970 01:09:54,691 --> 01:09:57,652 -I don't know if I can take this. -It's a social security card . 971 01:09:57,735 --> 01:10:00,613 Yeah , but it's not a valid form of I D. 972 01:10:00,697 --> 01:10:05,910 -It's the most valid form of I D. -It doesn't have your picture on it. 973 01:11:20,860 --> 01:11:23,112 PIease join us in prayer. 974 01:11:24,155 --> 01:11:26,657 Be attentive to our prayers, O Lord . 975 01:11:26,741 --> 01:11:30,578 And in your kindness, pour out your grace on these, your servants, 976 01:11:30,661 --> 01:11:32,371 Kyle and Marissa, 977 01:11:32,455 --> 01:11:35,374 that coming together before your altar, 978 01:11:35,458 --> 01:11:38,920 they may be confirmed in love for one another 979 01:11:39,003 --> 01:11:42,507 through Christ, our Lord , amen . 980 01:11:42,590 --> 01:11:44,175 Amen . 981 01:11:44,258 --> 01:11:48,429 Thank you for joining us in this joyous celebration . 982 01:11:48,513 --> 01:11:51,808 Now the groom's sisters, Bianca and Dana, 983 01:11:51,891 --> 01:11:55,686 will read from the book of Ephesians. 984 01:12:03,820 --> 01:12:06,322 I'm actually gonna read from Revelation . 985 01:12:06,405 --> 01:12:08,908 Chapter 2, verse 1 0. 986 01:12:09,909 --> 01:12:12,995 "Fear none of those things which thou shalt suffer. 987 01:12:13,079 --> 01:12:18,417 Behold , the devil shall cast some of you into prison that you may be tried . 988 01:12:18,501 --> 01:12:21,337 And ye shall have tribulation 1 0 days. 989 01:12:21,420 --> 01:12:26,509 Be thou faithful unto death and I will give thee a crown of Iife." 990 01:12:30,054 --> 01:12:32,473 A reading from Ephesians. 991 01:12:32,557 --> 01:12:38,896 "Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands as unto the Lord . 992 01:12:39,981 --> 01:12:43,025 For the husband is head of the wife, 993 01:12:43,109 --> 01:12:45,945 even as Christ is head of the church . 994 01:12:46,028 --> 01:12:49,532 And he is the savior of the body." 995 01:12:49,615 --> 01:12:51,367 Thank you , Your Honor. 996 01:12:51,450 --> 01:12:54,745 Through Christ, our Lord , amen . 997 01:12:54,829 --> 01:12:56,122 Amen . 998 01:12:57,123 --> 01:12:59,584 PIease join us in prayer. 999 01:13:48,883 --> 01:13:50,509 Let's go. 1000 01:14:08,319 --> 01:14:11,948 --And assume the responsibilities of married Iife. 1001 01:14:12,031 --> 01:14:14,158 -Oh , this is gonna be good . -And in this church . 1002 01:14:14,241 --> 01:14:16,035 I object. 1003 01:14:16,118 --> 01:14:19,372 Excuse me, sir. There's no objection in this ceremony. 1004 01:14:19,455 --> 01:14:22,792 -I'm sorry, Father. He's my best friend . -Sir, get out of my church ! 1005 01:14:22,875 --> 01:14:25,086 -Wait a second , Iet him speak. -Oh , boy. 1006 01:14:25,169 --> 01:14:26,963 -Don't marry her, Kyle. -No! 1007 01:14:27,046 --> 01:14:31,759 No, no, no! 1008 01:14:31,842 --> 01:14:33,469 -Let me go! -Hey. 1009 01:14:33,552 --> 01:14:34,762 -It's okay. -Hey, hey, hey. 1010 01:14:34,845 --> 01:14:36,389 -Oh , my God . Your veil . -This is my wedding ! 1011 01:14:36,472 --> 01:14:37,765 -Are you all right? -Yeah . 1012 01:14:37,848 --> 01:14:40,768 Sometimes you get knocked down , you got to get right back in there. 1013 01:14:40,851 --> 01:14:42,520 -Fuck is he doing wearing white? -Mike! 1014 01:14:42,603 --> 01:14:43,729 Kyle. 1015 01:14:44,814 --> 01:14:46,774 What are you doing , man? 1016 01:14:47,900 --> 01:14:50,945 You deserve to be with someone who Ioves you ... 1017 01:14:51,988 --> 01:14:54,407 for who you are. 1018 01:14:54,490 --> 01:14:56,617 This beautiful man . 1019 01:14:57,618 --> 01:14:59,453 You're a beautiful man . 1020 01:15:00,538 --> 01:15:01,747 And I Iove you . 1021 01:15:02,748 --> 01:15:04,625 And so does everyone here. 1022 01:15:04,709 --> 01:15:06,919 Or at Ieast the people on this side. 1023 01:15:08,212 --> 01:15:10,172 I just don't think she loves you . 1024 01:15:10,256 --> 01:15:11,382 Kyle. 1025 01:15:11,465 --> 01:15:12,842 I love you . 1026 01:15:12,925 --> 01:15:16,637 -Maybe, but you definitely don't Iove her-- -Mike, shut up. 1027 01:15:17,638 --> 01:15:18,931 Wait. 1028 01:15:19,932 --> 01:15:23,019 -Do you Iove me? -Yes. 1029 01:15:23,102 --> 01:15:24,687 Why do you Iove me? 1030 01:15:24,770 --> 01:15:26,480 Because... 1031 01:15:27,565 --> 01:15:31,318 Because you're driven and because you always get what you want. 1032 01:15:31,402 --> 01:15:33,821 And you never Iisten when people say no. 1033 01:15:33,904 --> 01:15:38,784 You're always pushing me to do things that I don't wanna do and constantly change-- 1034 01:15:38,868 --> 01:15:41,078 That--? That's why? 1035 01:15:41,162 --> 01:15:45,166 Do you really think that this is my master plan? 1036 01:15:45,249 --> 01:15:49,336 That I wanted to get married to the guy that I broke up with after high school? 1037 01:15:49,420 --> 01:15:51,505 Because it's not. 1038 01:15:51,589 --> 01:15:55,134 But I don't know what I want and I don't know what I need , 1039 01:15:55,217 --> 01:15:59,013 but I do know that I Iove you . 1040 01:15:59,096 --> 01:16:03,267 And I didn't expect to, but I do. 1041 01:16:03,350 --> 01:16:05,311 You didn't Iet me finish . 1042 01:16:06,312 --> 01:16:08,981 I was trying to say that all those things... 1043 01:16:09,065 --> 01:16:11,025 that's what I need . 1044 01:16:12,151 --> 01:16:13,527 I love that you push me 1045 01:16:13,611 --> 01:16:17,615 because it makes me change and otherwise I'd stay the same. 1046 01:16:18,616 --> 01:16:20,785 And I don't wanna stay the same. 1047 01:16:23,412 --> 01:16:27,166 And you're so funny and beautiful . 1048 01:16:34,340 --> 01:16:35,800 I love you . 1049 01:16:35,883 --> 01:16:37,551 I love you too. 1050 01:16:38,552 --> 01:16:39,512 Hey, can I just say--? 1051 01:16:39,595 --> 01:16:41,222 -No. -Mike. 1052 01:16:41,305 --> 01:16:44,642 -Because I had a whole-- -I'm pregnant. We're getting married . 1053 01:16:48,562 --> 01:16:50,564 Oh , my God . 1054 01:16:50,648 --> 01:16:52,399 A baby? 1055 01:16:54,485 --> 01:16:56,237 Just go. 1056 01:17:05,287 --> 01:17:08,415 Grandma Suzi . 1057 01:17:08,499 --> 01:17:11,001 -That was awesome. -Thanks. 1058 01:17:11,085 --> 01:17:12,586 I knew she was pregnant. 1059 01:17:12,670 --> 01:17:15,965 -I think we need to take a moment-- -No, no, no. 1060 01:17:16,048 --> 01:17:17,550 We're good . We're ready. 1061 01:17:17,633 --> 01:17:20,594 Matrimony demands full consent from both parties. 1062 01:17:20,678 --> 01:17:22,096 We consent. Kyle, do you consent? 1063 01:17:22,179 --> 01:17:23,180 -I do. -Great. 1064 01:17:23,264 --> 01:17:27,268 I'm going to insist that we hold off on this until you both have had a chance 1065 01:17:27,351 --> 01:17:31,313 to think about this incredible decision you're going to make. 1066 01:17:31,397 --> 01:17:33,774 -Are you serious? -Oh , I am serious. 1067 01:17:33,858 --> 01:17:36,110 Fifty-one percent of marriages end in divorce, 1068 01:17:36,193 --> 01:17:39,029 and pregnancy can create undue pressure. 1069 01:17:39,113 --> 01:17:43,492 I encourage both of you to consider the magnitude of this decision 1070 01:17:43,576 --> 01:17:48,789 so you may return here without coercion , freely and wholeheartedly. 1071 01:17:48,873 --> 01:17:50,457 When? 1072 01:17:51,876 --> 01:17:54,295 After the child's born . 1073 01:17:55,337 --> 01:17:56,755 What the fuck? 1074 01:17:57,756 --> 01:17:59,508 Sorry, Father. 1075 01:18:00,634 --> 01:18:02,219 Shit. 1076 01:18:50,768 --> 01:18:53,229 Hey, Mike. You know how much Ionger it's gonna be? 1077 01:18:53,312 --> 01:18:56,482 I'm repairing a bike, Gary. This isn't McDonald's. 1078 01:18:56,565 --> 01:18:58,150 Word . 1079 01:19:02,446 --> 01:19:04,907 Where have you been riding this thing? It's all corroded . 1080 01:19:04,990 --> 01:19:07,034 It Iooks Iike it's been in the ocean . 1081 01:19:08,035 --> 01:19:10,788 You know, mostly I take it on the bike path . 1082 01:19:10,871 --> 01:19:14,541 But, yeah , I've been going down to the beach lately. 1083 01:19:14,625 --> 01:19:18,087 Trying to meet people since my mom passed . 1084 01:19:18,170 --> 01:19:20,047 You know, it's a talk thing . 1085 01:19:20,130 --> 01:19:23,008 Like, people, you know, bring their dogs and you talk about the dog . 1086 01:19:23,092 --> 01:19:24,468 -Hey. -You're like, "Look at my bike. 1087 01:19:24,551 --> 01:19:26,470 Is that a pink bike? That's good exercise--" 1088 01:19:26,553 --> 01:19:28,264 Gary, I have a customer. 1089 01:19:29,265 --> 01:19:30,975 Yeah , sure. 1090 01:19:32,768 --> 01:19:34,019 What do you want? 1091 01:19:35,020 --> 01:19:37,189 Can I get a cappuccino? 1092 01:19:37,273 --> 01:19:38,774 Sure. 1093 01:19:56,542 --> 01:19:58,585 Are you looking to buy a bike? 1094 01:19:59,837 --> 01:20:01,338 No. 1095 01:20:13,058 --> 01:20:14,977 He misses you . 1096 01:20:16,687 --> 01:20:19,148 -I'm sorry, what? -He misses you . 1097 01:20:40,961 --> 01:20:42,254 -Thank you . -Sure. 1098 01:20:42,338 --> 01:20:44,923 -How much do I owe you? -It's on me. 1099 01:20:45,007 --> 01:20:47,426 -You sure? -Yeah . 1100 01:20:48,552 --> 01:20:51,680 Hey, if you're handing out free 'puccinos, I'Il take one. 1101 01:20:51,764 --> 01:20:53,682 You know if your--? Is your bathroom working? 1102 01:20:53,766 --> 01:20:55,517 Gary, please go outside. 1103 01:20:55,601 --> 01:20:58,354 -Okay. Yeah , no problem, man . -Out. 1104 01:21:02,149 --> 01:21:03,859 Why are you here? 1105 01:21:03,942 --> 01:21:06,779 -Hey. -Just wanted to talk to you . 1106 01:21:09,031 --> 01:21:10,783 If I were you ... 1107 01:21:28,384 --> 01:21:30,427 You want a cowboy? 1108 01:21:38,769 --> 01:21:40,270 So cute. 1109 01:21:41,271 --> 01:21:42,856 You want this? 1110 01:21:44,024 --> 01:21:46,902 I know. That's what I was saying . 1111 01:21:47,903 --> 01:21:49,488 Saying : 1112 01:21:52,783 --> 01:21:54,868 -Hey, trade? -Yeah . 1113 01:21:58,747 --> 01:22:01,667 -Here's the cactus. -Thank you . Cactus. 1114 01:22:01,750 --> 01:22:04,461 Oh , shit. I forgot my card in there. 1115 01:22:04,545 --> 01:22:06,839 -Can you grab it for me? -Sure. 1116 01:22:56,638 --> 01:23:00,767 "People are not lazy. They simply have impotent goals." 1117 01:23:00,851 --> 01:23:03,187 What does "impotent" mean? 1118 01:23:04,188 --> 01:23:08,066 It means that you can't, Iike... 1119 01:23:08,150 --> 01:23:10,944 That you have trouble doing something , you know? 1120 01:23:11,945 --> 01:23:16,283 "A real decision is measured by the fact that you've taken a new action 1121 01:23:16,366 --> 01:23:19,578 and that there's no action you haven't truly decided ." 1122 01:23:19,661 --> 01:23:22,456 -Hey, baby, did you finish your homework? -No, not yet. 1123 01:23:22,539 --> 01:23:26,376 Okay, well , maybe what we can do is finish your homework 1124 01:23:26,460 --> 01:23:30,047 and then we can get back to reading Tony Robbins, okay? 1125 01:23:30,130 --> 01:23:31,381 -Okay. -Okay. 1126 01:23:31,465 --> 01:23:33,717 Do you want one pancake or two? 1127 01:23:34,760 --> 01:23:36,386 -One pancake or two? -One. 1128 01:23:36,470 --> 01:23:38,096 One. 1129 01:23:38,180 --> 01:23:39,348 Okay. 1130 01:23:40,349 --> 01:23:42,351 Just one for you . 1131 01:23:43,352 --> 01:23:44,311 Four for me. 1132 01:23:45,354 --> 01:23:46,605 Oh , Jesus Christ. 1133 01:23:46,688 --> 01:23:48,899 -Mom ! -Sorry. 1134 01:23:48,982 --> 01:23:50,025 -Sorry. -Okay. 1135 01:23:50,108 --> 01:23:52,277 -Sorry. -AII right. 1136 01:23:52,361 --> 01:23:53,987 Sorry. 1137 01:23:55,822 --> 01:23:57,157 This one didn't break. 1138 01:23:58,158 --> 01:23:59,243 Great. 1139 01:23:59,326 --> 01:24:01,662 I'Il get it. I'Il clean it up. 1140 01:24:05,791 --> 01:24:09,545 -I'Il get some glue or something . -AII right. 1141 01:24:34,820 --> 01:24:38,115 Hey, what did we say about the glasses? 1142 01:24:39,116 --> 01:24:44,371 We said that I get the glassware and you get the plates. 1143 01:24:46,290 --> 01:24:48,375 -Is that cool? -Yeah . 1144 01:25:12,941 --> 01:25:14,776 Hey, you gotta move your truck, man . 1145 01:25:14,860 --> 01:25:17,362 Okay, hold on . Yeah , give me a second . 1146 01:25:22,784 --> 01:25:24,328 Hey, stop beeping your fucking horn ! 1147 01:25:24,411 --> 01:25:26,913 -Hey, you need to move your truck. -Go around ! 1148 01:25:27,914 --> 01:25:30,083 Don't you move this car. 1149 01:25:32,169 --> 01:25:34,004 I said , stop beeping your fucking horn ! 1150 01:25:34,087 --> 01:25:36,757 -Move your truck! -Fuck you ! 1151 01:25:40,010 --> 01:25:43,972 Hey, buddy! There's no chance in fucking hell I'm moving this truck now! 1152 01:25:44,056 --> 01:25:47,267 Hey! Stop beeping your fucking horn ! 1153 01:25:47,351 --> 01:25:49,603 Really? Really? Come on , motherfucker. 1154 01:25:49,686 --> 01:25:51,521 -I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. -Come on ! 1155 01:25:51,605 --> 01:25:53,857 -Come on ! -No, no. Look, man , I'm fucking sorry. 1156 01:25:53,940 --> 01:25:55,525 I'm sorry! I'm sorry. 1157 01:25:55,609 --> 01:25:58,820 You fuck! Move the fucking truck! 1158 01:25:58,904 --> 01:26:00,739 Asshole! 1159 01:26:00,822 --> 01:26:02,532 -You got something to say? -Nothing, no. 1160 01:26:02,616 --> 01:26:05,035 -You wanna say something? -Nothing . I got nothing . 1161 01:26:06,453 --> 01:26:09,122 Fucking motherfucker. 1162 01:26:11,958 --> 01:26:13,752 Kyle, I'Il be right back! 1163 01:26:13,835 --> 01:26:15,462 Okay! 1164 01:26:24,346 --> 01:26:26,098 What's going on? 1165 01:26:27,140 --> 01:26:29,726 -Driving school . -Oh , Jesus. 1166 01:26:30,727 --> 01:26:33,230 Sorry. Mike broke a plate. 1167 01:26:33,313 --> 01:26:35,023 Okay. 1168 01:26:41,238 --> 01:26:43,115 It's a great house. 1169 01:26:45,325 --> 01:26:46,743 Yeah . 1170 01:26:59,339 --> 01:27:02,718 Listen , I'm gonna talk to Otis's teacher about the whole math thing . 1171 01:27:02,801 --> 01:27:03,885 Oh , yeah . Thank you . 1172 01:27:03,969 --> 01:27:07,472 I e-mailed her, but it will be good if you talk to her 1173 01:27:07,556 --> 01:27:09,933 because, you know, she Iikes you better. 1174 01:27:24,406 --> 01:27:27,784 Sorry. The horn's like... 1175 01:27:28,827 --> 01:27:30,245 Let's go. 1176 01:27:48,388 --> 01:27:49,890 I'Il see you . 1177 01:27:55,812 --> 01:27:58,523 Hey, Mike, can you--? I got it, I got it. 1178 01:27:58,607 --> 01:28:00,525 Can you just hold on to these? 1179 01:28:00,609 --> 01:28:03,028 Mike, the car. Mike, the car! 1180 01:28:03,111 --> 01:28:04,196 Sorry. 1181 01:28:04,279 --> 01:28:07,282 You got to put the break on , man . 1182 01:28:12,412 --> 01:28:13,789 Bye. 1183 01:28:15,415 --> 01:28:17,709 Why do you still have tapes? 1184 01:28:21,254 --> 01:28:22,798 Dad ! 1185 01:28:24,257 --> 01:28:27,594 -Careful ! -Dad , wait for me! 1186 01:28:29,137 --> 01:28:31,223 Dad , wait! 1187 01:28:32,808 --> 01:28:34,518 Dad ! 1188 01:28:46,696 --> 01:28:50,200 -Hey. -Dad , why didn't you wait for me? 1189 01:28:50,283 --> 01:28:53,745 The house is, Iike, three houses down . 1190 01:28:53,829 --> 01:28:57,249 You're okay. Don't worry. You got some chocolate on your face. 1191 01:28:57,332 --> 01:29:01,086 I read that 70 percent of long-term prison inmates are a product of divorce. 1192 01:29:01,169 --> 01:29:03,880 -That's not funny. -I agree. It's not funny at all . 1193 01:29:03,964 --> 01:29:05,173 It's tragic. 1194 01:29:05,257 --> 01:29:06,842 -How you doing? -Good . 1195 01:29:06,925 --> 01:29:08,343 Good . 1196 01:29:08,426 --> 01:29:10,262 You're riding great. 1197 01:29:12,430 --> 01:29:14,641 Those training wheels are slowing him down . You know that, right? 1198 01:29:14,724 --> 01:29:16,476 He needs them . 1199 01:29:16,560 --> 01:29:19,062 He wouldn't need them if you taught him how to ride a bike. 1200 01:29:19,145 --> 01:29:21,773 Mike, we talked about this. You don't get a say. 1201 01:29:21,857 --> 01:29:25,569 I'm not trying to get a say. I'm just saying that, like, he's a natural athlete, and ... 1202 01:29:25,652 --> 01:29:29,489 Listen , I already made a decision . It's his choice. 1203 01:29:31,449 --> 01:29:32,450 Hey, Otis. 1204 01:29:32,534 --> 01:29:35,662 Wanna take those training wheels off and ride a bike like an actual person? 1205 01:29:35,745 --> 01:29:37,330 Yeah . 1206 01:29:38,707 --> 01:29:40,333 Okay, fine. 1207 01:29:40,417 --> 01:29:41,751 -You want to? -Yeah . 1208 01:29:41,835 --> 01:29:44,296 AII right. Here we go. Let's pull over. 1209 01:29:44,379 --> 01:29:46,172 Here you go. Stop, stop, stop. 1210 01:29:46,256 --> 01:29:48,758 Yeah , there you go. Okay. 1211 01:30:03,273 --> 01:30:06,109 Fuck. Goddamn it. 1212 01:30:06,192 --> 01:30:07,569 Dad ! 1213 01:30:07,652 --> 01:30:09,195 Sorry. 1214 01:30:15,076 --> 01:30:17,621 -You want some help with this? -No, I got it. 1215 01:30:19,039 --> 01:30:20,457 God ! 1216 01:30:24,586 --> 01:30:27,172 -Kyle, I have a tool . -No, I got it. 1217 01:30:29,507 --> 01:30:30,842 AII right. 1218 01:30:33,803 --> 01:30:35,472 Okay, Otis. 1219 01:30:41,436 --> 01:30:46,900 AII right, so riding a bike is just Iike riding a bike with training wheels, okay? 1220 01:30:46,983 --> 01:30:49,277 You just look straight ahead , don't Iook down . 1221 01:30:49,361 --> 01:30:52,989 And if you get freaked out, you just put your feet down and stop, okay? 1222 01:30:53,073 --> 01:30:54,491 -Okay. -AII right. 1223 01:30:54,574 --> 01:30:57,452 Go ahead and get on . And don't be scared , okay? 1224 01:30:57,535 --> 01:30:59,245 -I'm not scared . -Okay. 1225 01:30:59,329 --> 01:31:01,873 I'm just saying , if you are scared , that's okay. 1226 01:31:01,957 --> 01:31:03,959 -I'm not. -Okay. 1227 01:31:04,042 --> 01:31:07,045 Hey, Otis, when you crash , just get back on the bike, you know? 1228 01:31:07,128 --> 01:31:08,421 -Really? -Yeah . 1229 01:31:08,505 --> 01:31:11,174 He's gonna crash so he should know what to do when that happens. 1230 01:31:11,257 --> 01:31:12,759 Why are you putting it in his head? 1231 01:31:12,842 --> 01:31:16,846 I'm not. I'm just telling him so he has an understanding-- He's riding . 1232 01:31:16,930 --> 01:31:20,100 -Otis! Otis, keep pedaling ! Oh , my God . -Oh , shit. 1233 01:31:22,102 --> 01:31:24,854 -Otis, are you hurt? Are you okay? -Yeah . 1234 01:31:24,938 --> 01:31:26,481 -Which one? -I'm okay. 1235 01:31:26,564 --> 01:31:28,149 Okay. 1236 01:31:29,943 --> 01:31:31,403 Okay. 1237 01:31:31,486 --> 01:31:32,696 Now, listen , man . 1238 01:31:32,779 --> 01:31:36,700 Sometimes in Iife, we fall down and it hurts, okay? 1239 01:31:36,783 --> 01:31:39,536 But that's when it's important for us to get back on the bike and ride. 1240 01:31:39,619 --> 01:31:42,414 I know. U ncle Mike just said that. 1241 01:31:44,207 --> 01:31:46,793 -Hey, Otis. You want some more Orangina? -No, I'm good . 1242 01:31:46,876 --> 01:31:48,920 -Okay. -Just take it easy, okay? 1243 01:31:49,004 --> 01:31:51,381 Just take a moment. 1244 01:31:51,464 --> 01:31:53,758 God , this is so stressful . 1245 01:31:56,136 --> 01:31:57,887 He's fine, I'm telling you . Oh , he's going again . 1246 01:31:57,971 --> 01:31:59,723 Oh , shit. Okay. 1247 01:32:00,724 --> 01:32:03,643 -He's going ! -You're doing great! Keep pedaling ! 1248 01:32:03,727 --> 01:32:06,688 -You're doing great, Otis! -Oh , my gosh . He is doing great. 1249 01:32:06,771 --> 01:32:09,607 -Holy shit, he's going really fast. -He's going really fast. 1250 01:32:13,028 --> 01:32:15,655 -Great work, Otis. -Great work. 1251 01:32:19,075 --> 01:32:22,120 -He's got a great cadence, you know? -Yeah . 1252 01:32:22,203 --> 01:32:23,872 -Takes after-- -Mike, stop. 1253 01:32:23,955 --> 01:32:26,332 I'm just saying , he's a natural athlete. 1254 01:32:26,416 --> 01:32:27,751 That has to be genetic. 1255 01:32:27,834 --> 01:32:31,796 Just keep pedaling . Stay to the side so Mom doesn't get mad at me. 1256 01:32:31,880 --> 01:32:33,590 There you go. 1257 01:32:33,673 --> 01:32:35,467 Look at you ! 1258 01:32:35,550 --> 01:32:39,012 Look at you ! This is amazing . 1259 01:32:40,138 --> 01:32:41,681 Oh , yeah . 1260 01:32:45,101 --> 01:32:47,437 -I could do a high five. -H igh-fiving M ike? 1261 01:32:47,520 --> 01:32:49,355 That was a close one! No high-fiving . 1262 01:32:49,439 --> 01:32:51,566 -Let's go. Keep going . -Keep going , we gotta push it! 1263 01:32:51,649 --> 01:32:53,318 Out of the saddle! Out of the saddle! 1264 01:32:53,401 --> 01:32:56,654 -Push ! Mush , mush , mush ! -I got it. 88613