All language subtitles for The.Adventures.of.Huck.Finn.1993.1080p.WEBRip.x265-RARBG3_English

My name's huck... Huck finn,
and this story's about me
and a slave named jim.

It's mainly the truth.
Oh, sure, there's a few
stretchers here and there,

but I never met anybody
who didn't lie a little
when the situation suited him.

So kick off your shoes,
if you're wearin' 'em,

and get ready
for a spit-lickin'
good time.

[ Children hollering ]

Come on, finn !

Hit me ! Come on !

Come on, finn !
Come on !

Come on, finn !
Come on ! Let's go !

Hit me ! Hit me ! Come on !

- hit me ! Afraid of me ?
- [ Groans ]
That all you got ?

[ Grunting, groaning ]

[ Yelling ]

Come on--
[ Groans ]
[ Grunting ]

Knock him
into tuesday, huck !

Ahhh ! Ahhh !
[ Boys ] oooh !

Ahhhhhh !

[ Grunting continues ]

- go for the glory, huck !
- yeah, go for the glory !

Personally I can't see
no glory in punching
an ignorant lard ass.

But... I gots to.

Pap.
Come on !
What're you doin', huck ?

I whooped him !
I whooped him good !

[ Whistling ]

Hey, louise !
Is jim home ?
Hello, huckleberry.

Hey. Thanks.
My husband's in the cabin.

[ Man ]
Ohhh ! I'm startin' to lose
the vision.

I'm startin' to lose--

it's goin'
and it's goin' !

[ Coins dropping ]

Ahhh, now it's comin' back.
It's comin' back now.

- aaah !
- hey, everybody.
[ Gasps ]

Hey, sam. Hey, otis.
[ Men laughing ]

Hey, huck.

Sorry for
bustin' in, jim.
That's all right.

But I need some advice
on my futures.
What kinda advice you need ?

Pap's back.

Are you sure ?
'Cause he ain't been seen
for more than a year now.

I saw his boot print,
the cross made
with nails.

To ward off the devil. Yeah,
that's your pap, all right.

I need to know
what he's gonna do and
how long he's gonna stay.

Now hold on.

I ain't never done this
for no white folks before.

I-i-i don't even know
if it's gonna work.

Give you some marbles.

Maybe it wouldn't
hurt to try.

Thanks, jim.

What in hell's
bells is that ?
Hair ball... From a ox !

Puked it up
just the other day.

That'll tell me
my future ?
Shhh !

Spirit lives
on the inside of it.

Yeah. Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.
Ya don't say ?

No ! Not to my good friend,
not to finny ! Uhhh !

No !

Your old pap got two spirits
hoverin' around him.

A sweet one with wings
and a mean one with horns.

Sometime he listen
to the good one, and sometime
he listen to the bad one.

The good spirit tell 'im
to leave you alone,

but the bad one tells him
to come and get ya !

Now, the hair ball
don't know...

Which spirit gonna be
the most convincin'.

It says that your future...

Is driftin' like...

The river.

[ Bells jingling ]

When your pap's around...

He always beatin' on you,
ain't he ?

Yeah...

When he can catch me.

Well, the hair ball thinks
that maybe you ought to
skedaddle for a while.

At least until after
your pap goes away again.

Come tomorrow morning,
they'll be talkin' about me
in the past tense.

[ Huck narrating ]
Jim was owned by Miss watson,
and about a year ago...

Miss watson and her sister,
the widow douglas, took me in.

They wanted to civilize me,
which most people thought
was a right nice idea.

But seein' as how I'm
so ignorant and kinda
low-down and ornery...

Huckleberry !
You come in here !

It wasn't workin' out
real well.
You missed dinner.

You'll go to bed hungry.
So if ya starve to death
by mornin'...

We'll lay your carcass out
for the birds to eat.
Oh, my land !

What happened
to your eye ?
How'd ya get that shiner ?

I saw a blind man
walkin' down the street...

When all of a sudden
a gang of thieves jumped out
and grabbed him.

Well, I tried to stop 'em,
but bein' so little and all,

they just walloped me
in the eye and ran off.

That the same gang of
thieves who stole your
school books last week ?

Yep, same gang.

You told us you whopped
'em so bad they was
never comin' back !

I-i did. But this time
they brung reinforcements.

Hey, where is your fancy
school clothes, huckleberry !
What are these rags ?

You played hooky,
didn't ya ?

No, ma'am.
I went to school.

And on my way home,
I ran into a poor mother
with her ten poor children.

Last week that poor mother
only had eight children.

Well, now she's
got two more.
Uh-huh.

Anyways, I gave 'em my fancy
clothes to help 'em stay warm.
Hmm !

You sweet child !

I knew we could change him.
I just knew it.

Why, he's downright
chivalrous.

Why, he's downright
nauseous.

And for being so chivalrous,
I'm going to clean you up
and dress you up...

And give you something to eat
before evening prayers.

[ Burps ]

[ Boy ]
Meow !

Meow.
[ Boys meowing ]

Shhh !
Come on down, huck.

[ Mumbling ]

[ Huck narrating ]
I should've known better.

I should've finished packing
and ran away right then.
But no,

I had to go sneak out and play
with my friends one last time.

Little did I know... That
that one mistake was gonna
change my life forever.

[ Gasps ]

Goin' somewhere ?
Maybe I am,
and maybe I ain't.

Don't you give me
none of your lip !
[ Thunder rumbling ]

I don't wanna wake
anybody up just yet.

But you move, and
I'll wail ya good.

Well, looks like you put on
considerable many frills
since I've been away.

I hear ya can
read and write.

Who told you to meddle
in such highfalutin
foolishness anyhow ?

The widow told me.

I'll wail you good
for meddlin' in something
like that !

[ Whimpering ]

Pretty soon you'll be
taking up religion
like your ma did.

Would you leave ma
out of this ?
She's dead and you better--

don't you sass me,
or you'll be joinin' her !

[ Thunder continues ]

Well, ain't you
the sweet-scented dandy !

With your polished clothes
and your nice bed.

I never seen
such a son as you !
[ Thunder continues ]

Well, I'm not gonna
stand for it.
[ Grunting ]

[ Yelling ]
Leave me alone ! Let me go !
You're comin' with me !

Let me go !
Oh !

[ Grunting, groaning ]
No !

Let me go ! Let me go !
Pap finn,
you devil in disguise !

Outta my way, you old maid !
This here is what's mine,
and I'm takin' it !

Put that sweet boy down !
Ohh !
Leave them alone !

Leave them alone !

Say good-bye, boy, 'cause
you ain't never gonna see
these two old biddies again.

[ Whimpering continues ]

[ Huck narrating ]
I knew I was in trouble,

and it were only
gonna get worse...

Once pap started drinkin'.

[ Slurring ]
I was up the river with
some acquaintances of mine,

and we were doin' some...
Jobs, and I got the news.

So when I found out
your ma left you $600,

I figured I'd come
and get my due.

I mean,
don't I deserve it...

After all the trouble
and expense I went through
to raise you proper ?

[ Burps ]
But no.

[ Gasps ]

Judge thatcher says
that money's gotta stay
in the bank

'til you get yourself
to legal age !

Legal age. I can't
be waitin' that long !

What'd I do
with that bottle ?

But I'm...

I'm your next of kin.

And you're my little angel.

I-i ain't no angel, pap.
You can ask Miss watson.

[ Panting ]

Aaah !

Damn it !
[ Indistinct yelling ]
[ Huck whimpering ]

[ Huck screaming ]
No, pap ! No !

[ Grunting,
groaning continues ]

No ! No !

No, pap !

Yes !
Pap !

[ Snoring ]

[ Snoring continues ]

[ Gasping ]

What're you doin'
with my gun ?

Uh... I thought I heard
somebody tryin' to break in,

and I was waitin'
for 'em, pap !
Well, why didn't ya rouse me ?

I tried, but I couldn't.

Hey, what're you
doin' here anyway ?

You brought me here, pap.

Did I ? Why ?

'Cause you said
you missed me so.
Don't you lie to me.

That couldn't be
the reason.

Oh, yeah, that money
your ma left you.
Damned judge thatcher!

Have to think
of another way.
Look at this place.

- what'd you do to my house ?
- I didn't do anything, pap.

I'm goin' to town.
You clean up around here.

Yes, pap.

Mmmm. "Yes, pap."

Little runt.

[ Huck narrating ]
I knew if I stuck around
I'd be dead.

But dead was the only way
pap would ever leave me alone.

[ Pig snorting ]

Wild boars are mighty good
eatin'. And this one were
gonna save my life as well.

[ Grunting, chopping ]

What the--

[ Screaming ]

[ Huck narrating ]
Now that I was dead,
I could do what I wanted...

And go where I wanted,
and neither pap
nor Miss watson

would ever try and follow me.

And right now, I figured
I'd go to jackson's island.

No one lives there
nor hardly visits,

and the fishin's
awful good too.

- aaah !
- aaah !

- huck ?
- hell's bells, jim ! I
almost puked up my livers.

I thought
you was dead.
I ain't dead.

But your pap came into town
this mornin'...

Screamin' about how
some robbers had cut you
into a million pieces.

Faked it all, jim.
I'm as alive as you.

[ Grunting ]

Nope. You ain't dead.
Funny, jim !

[ Jim laughing ]

Your pap look like he done
seen the devil himself.
Scared him, did I ?

Scared him ? You scared the
whole town. They's out huntin'
down your murderer right now.

That's mighty nice of 'em.
The widow wants you
to have a proper burial,

so she got all the womenfolk
fleecin' the woods
lookin' for your carcass.

Wish 'em luck, jim.
They ain't gonna find
my remainders.

No, they're not.

You know,
I kinda like bein' dead.

Come on !

[ Yelling ]

Whoo !

Whoo-hoo-hoo !
[ Laughing ]

Say, jim !
Shouldn't ya be gettin' back
before Miss watson misses ya ?

Well, huck--

you promise not to tell on me
if I tell you somethin' ?

Damned if I would, jim.

Honest injun.

Well, I believe you,
so I'm gonna tell you.

This mornin'
in all the confusion
caused by your murder...

I ran off !
Jim !

You promised not to tell !
I know I did ! I know.

And my word's my word,
and I'll keep my word.

But jim...
You're a runaway slave !

I could get tarred
for not turnin' you in.

I could get lynched.

Why'd ya do it, jim ?

A slave trader come by
the other day and offered
Miss watson $800 for me.

Her and the widow felt
so bad they pert near cried.

But times are tough. It was
just too much money to resist.

I couldn't let myself get sold
all the way down new orleans.

I'd never see my wife
and my children again !
Jim !

Now ya ain't never
gonna get to see 'em.

My only chance is
to go downriver to cairo.

Go south ?
A runaway slave go south ?
I know, I know !

But I got me a canoe,
huck, and this.

A map to freedom.
Now, here's me.

If I can get myself
all the way down
here to cairo,

where the Ohio river
comes into the Mississippi,

I can take it all the way
up to the free states.

You know how hard
that'd be, jim ? It's
a million miles to cairo !

And a slave
on the river by himself ?

- ya won't get five miles.
- I know.

But if I could do it,
if I could...

I'd get the chance to earn
money to buy my family.

Ah, hell !

We'll do it together.

I'll help you
get to cairo.

Aw, shut up, jim !

Now, don't be long,
and don't forget the eggs.
All right. All right.

And the flour.
All right.

And the candles,
matches, tobacco--

hell's bells, jim !
Whatever ain't nailed down
is what I'll get !

And don't let nobody
recognize you.

[ Knocking ]

Well, hello, ma'am.
Hello, child. My lands !

What happened
to your eye ?
A cow kicked me.

Gracious ! Well,
what can I do for you ?

Well, I was comin' from
hookville to visit
my cousin...

When my horse went lame.
Oh, dear me !
Well, come in, come in.

My, that's
a pretty bonnet !

A little girl across the lane
has one just like it.
It's a popular style.

Well, it looks
so much cuter on you.
So, what's your name ?

Sarah.
Sarah williams.

[ Huck narrating ]
Well, she got to talking
about this and about that...

And blah-di-blah-di-blah
until I wanted to wring
her scrawny little neck.

So I decided to take advantage
of the situation.

But by and by, she got to
talking about the murder.

That's where
my husband is right now,

out with some of the other men
trying to hunt up
the murderer.

And when they find him,
they's gonna shoot him.

That's good !
'Cause I heard huck finn
was such a sweet boy.

That ain't what I heard.

So who do they think
killed him ?

At first,
everyone figured that
old pap finn done it himself.

Is that so ?
They almost lynched him, too.

But then he up and vanished
with some of his
rapscallion friends.

It ain't no matter. 'Cause now
everyone judges that the man
who murdered poor huck finn...

Were a runaway slave
named jim.

Jim !

Jim ?

Missus, where's my jacket ?

Howdy, little one.
Hello, good sir.

What're you fetchin' off for ?
I think we found that murderer
and runaway slave.

Huh !
Now, we been lookin'
everywhere,

and some old
codger just now...

Said that he saw smoke
out on jackson island.

Ain't nobody lives there
and hardly anyone visits,
so it's gotta be him !

Hey, hey !
[ Huck whining ]

Now, you watch yourself
there, little precious.
You be careful !

Oh, don't worry, I will.
That slave is worth $400,
dead or alive.

I best be goin' now.

Oh, not until
you've had some vittles.

- what was your name again ?
- mary... Williams.

I thought you said
it was sarah.

Yessim, I did.
Sarah mary williams.

Somes calls me sarah;
somes calls me mary.

[ Dishes clanking ]

My goodness !

You think you could
hit that rat for me ?
Be happy to.

- got 'im !
- good arm you got there.

Ohhh, I keep it in shape
with lots of knittin'.

- you is a boy !
- oh, how you do tease
a poor girl so.

You may fool some,
but not me !

If you was a girl,
you'd have missed that rat
by six or seven feet.

Now fess up !
Who is ya ?

You fess up,
you little thing !
You tell me, who is ya ?

You tell me, who is ya ?

[ Kick ]
Oh ! Oh !

Come back here !

Jim ! Jim, wake up ! Wake up !
Huh ?

Oh, man !
Look at you, huck.
If you ain't the prettiest--

they's after us, jim,
and there ain't a minute
to lose. Come on !

[ Groaning ]
[ Dogs barking ]

Come on.
Hurry up !

Come on, come on !
Them dogs sound hungry !
Then get a move on.

[ Grunting ]
[ Barking continues ]

[ Man ]
Hey !
[ Gunshots ]

[ Huck narrating ]
We was off, headin'
down the mighty Mississippi...

On the journey to cairo
to set jim free.

'Course, first we had
to stop along the way
and borrow a few things.

Say, huck,
I been feelin'...

Mighty guiltful 'bout
all this borrowin'
we've been doin'.

Ah, you'll get over it.
That ain't the point.

[ Chickens clucking ]

That ain't who
I think it is, is it ?

It's you, all right, jim.

"Four hundred dollar reward.

Runaway slave."
And what's that say ?

Uh... Handsome
and well-mannered.

Oh-- now come on, huck,
what's it really say ?

Nothin'.
Just that you're
wanted for murder.

Murder ! I--

ohhh, I see.

I'm wanted for your murder.

Well, we best travel
only at night.

Is that what
I really look like ?

'Fraid so, jim.
Damn !

[ Thunder rumbling ]

Oh, did you see that ?
Let's go for it !

What if there's
people on it ?
No way !

A body'd have to be crazy
to be on that wreck ! She
gonna break up any second.

Oh, fine ! Then let's
just get right aboard !

[ Grunting, groaning ]

Looks like she ain't
been here long.

Yeah. Might be some good loot
around. Let's split up
and see what she's got.

Hold on, hold on ! Dead
bodies is what she's got,
so let's be careful.

Right !

I'll go this way.
I'll go below.

Oh !
Oh !

[ Man ]
Please don't kill me, boys.
Please don't kill me !

You're a lyin' thief, joe
turner, and now you're gonna
pay for it with your life !

Wait, listen !
You can keep my share;
I won't tell nobody !

It's too late for that now !

[ Thunder continues ]
[ Groaning ]

[ Whimpering ]

This thing's sinkin'
quicker than we figured !

Yeah, let's get the booty
and get outta here !

You can't just leave me here.
You can't leave me !
You killed your own partner.

He deserved the bullet
I gave him !

Uhhh !

Aaah !

[ Mumbling ]

[ Yelling ]

[ Grunting, groaning ]

Damn ! One more like that
and she's had it !

You can't just
leave me here, boys.
You can't just leave me !

Ah, shut up !
Uhh !

Hey, get over here !
Aaah !

Who are you ?
Nobody.

What're you
doin' here ?
Nothin'.

Grab the silver !

Oh, my god !
We're goin' down !

Aaah !

We best be goin', jim !
There's pirates on board !
I know, I know !

[ Huck ]
The canoe !

Damn !

They must have a boat
on the other side ! Come on !
Let's get it !

There it is !

Move it, move it !

[ Grunting ]

Come on !
Help me, jim !
I'm comin', I'm comin' !

[ Thunder continues ]

[ Huck narrating ]
I feel sort of bad for them
murderers dyin' like that.

I might end up bein'
a murderer myself someday,

and how would I like it,
drownin' on some barge ?

Huck ?
Yeah, jim.

If you was to hear that
your pap wasn't ever gonna
return to St. Petersburg,

like, if he up and died
or some
such, would you still help me

to get to cairo and be free ?

Or would you
go on back home ?

I'd go back, most likely,
just to see the look
on people's faces.

We'd both go back, jim,
bein' the right thing and all.

Yeah. Sure, bein'
the right thing and all.

Don't you worry.
I'll make sure
Miss watson takes you back.

Smell that, huck ?
Smells like freedom.

If that's cairo,
I'm a free man !

And when I'm free,
I'm gonna work hard...

And save every penny and buy
my wife and my children.

And if they won't sell 'em,
I'll steal 'em !

You wouldn't.

Only if they won't
sell 'em, huck.

They're my wife and
my children. It ain't right
that they be bought and sold.

Someone gonna do it.
Ought to be me.

Listen to yourself.
Ya hear what you're sayin' ?

Sellin' people and
usin' 'em for slaves
ain't right, huck.

Somehow--
that's the way it is,

and that's the way
it's always been.

But it ain't right, huck.

Don't ya see that
to be true ?

Slavery ain't right.
All men should be free.

I've never heard
such talk in my life.

[ Huck narrating ]
Right then I knew
what I was doin' was wicked.

And I could feel
the hand of god about to
take a swing at me.

Then suddenly I knew
what I had to do.
I had to turn jim in.

Say, uh... Jim ?

Yeah, huck.
All these towns
lookin' the same,

how're we gonna know
which one's cairo ?

We'll see the Ohio river
comin' in, won't we ?
We might Miss it.

I'll tell you what.
Next time we see someone
I'll grab a log,

paddle ashore and ask 'em.
Don't worry, huck. We'll see
the Ohio river comin' in.

But we might Miss it !

Best make sure.

Yeah.

Sure, huck.

[ Men shouting ]
Find anything, boys ?
Nothin' over here !

[ Jim ]
I know we're close, huck.
We're safe !

You really don't
have to do this !

Cairo could be anywhere.

I'll be right back.

[ Huck narrating ] I'd come
mighty close to
helpin' set jim free

and goin' to hell for it.

But now I was gonna
do what's right,

and I was startin'
to feel real good.

There he goes...
True blue huck finn.

The only white gentleman
ever kept his promise
to old jim.

Huck finn,
a man of his word.

A man who
sticks by his friends
come hell or high water.

I'm mighty proud
to know him.

Ah, shut up, jim.

Never forget ya, huck.

Best friend I ever had.

[ Huck narrating ]
I felt just sick,
but I says to myself,

"self, you's got to tell
on 'im. It's the only
right thing to do."

You boy !
That a raft out there yonder ?
Yes, sir, it is.

Is it yours ?
Yes, sir.

Any men on it ?

Just one, sir.

We're lookin' for five slaves
that ran away last night.

The man on the raft,
is he white or black ?

He's white.

And maybe you're one of them
abolitionist boys that likes
to help runaway slaves ?

- I believe we'd better
look for ourselves.
- oh, I wish you would.

'Cause it's my pap out there,
and he's awful sick.

And so is my mom,
my sister, my brother--

you said there was
one man on that raft.

I saw your guns and just
got scared, I guess.

Need a tow over,
if ya don't mind.

We do mind, boy.
We're in a hurry.

- oh, come on, get on board.
- thank ya.

People usually just run away
when I tell 'em my whole
family is sick as dogs.

What's wrong with 'em ?
Well...

My sister's pukin' everywhere,
my ma's smellin' real bad,

my brother's skin's kinda
rottin' off his body.
Oh !

Pa--- oh,
it's disgusting !

Your whole family's
got the pox, boy !
You wanna spread it around ?

But I've asked everybody,
and nobody'll help me.

Downstream about 20 miles
is another town.
You go ask them !

Would that be cairo ?
No, cairo ain't
for another hundred miles.

Listen, boy !

Next time, don't tell people
what ya got. Just lie your
little face off. Now, get !

Uhhh ! I can't believe
you're not gonna help us.

The smell on that raft's
just killin' me.

You see any
runaway slaves, boy,
you get some help and nab 'em.

You can make some money.

You bet, sir. I won't let
no runaway slaves get by me.

True blue huck finn.

[ Huck narrating ] it's always
so damn troublesome
doin' right

and so damn easy doin' wrong.

But I decided from now on,
I'm just gonna do
whatever come handiest.

[ Metal tapping ]

[ Metal tapping continues ]

You mean french people
don't talk the same as us ?
Why, no, jim.

You couldn't understand
a single word they said.

Oh, I supposeyou could.
You suppose right.

I was taught some of
their jabber out of books.

Oooh, you know some
of their jabber, huh ?
Yeah, I do.

What would you think if a
man came up to you and said,
"pallee-voo franzee ?"

[ Metal tapping continues ]
I wouldn't think nothin'.

I'd just bust him
over the head.

He ain't sayin' nothin'
bad ! He just asked you
if you talk french.

- well, why didn't he
just say it ?
- hedidjust say it.

No, he didn't !
He said,
"pallee-voo francine !"

Well, that's a frenchman's way
of askin' if you talk french.

It's a stupid way
of askin' it !

It ain't stupid !
Well, it is !
It's ridiculous !

It ain't ridiculous.
We just talk different.
[ Metal tapping continues ]

Lookit here, jim !
Does a cat talk like we do ?
No, a cat don't.

Does a cow ?
No, a cow don't neither.

Does a cat talk like a cow
or a cow like a cat ?

All right, all right.
No, they don't.
They talk different.

Right ! And french people
talk different than us !
Ya see ?

[ Laughing ]
I rest my case !

All right, Mr. Finn.

Is a cow a cat ?
No.

Is a cat a cow ?
No.

Is a cow a man ?
No, jim.

Is a cat a man ?
No.

Is a frenchman a man ?
Yeah.

Then we don't he
talk like a man ?

Poke.

You see ?
I rest my case.

You know... You've got
a point there, jim.

And the point is...

Just because you're taught
somethin's right...

And everybody believes
it's right...

It don't make it right.

You get my meaning ?

Yeah, I do.

Jim ! Let's get !
Huh !

[ Boat's horn blowing ]
Jump, huck ! Jump !

Jump !
Aaah !

[ Gasping ]

Jim ! Jim !
[ Echo ]
Jim ! Jim !

Jim !
Jim !

Jim.

[ Water splashing ]

[ Dogs barking ]

Make a move, and I'll
blast you in half !

[ Man ]
That's far enough now.

See if there's
anybody else out there.

Why, pa !
He's no shepherdson !

- hush, sophie.
-No, he isn't.
Put those guns down !

There's nothin' shepherdson
about him at all.

Look at that face.
Well, then,
what is your name, son ?

I-i-it's
george jackson, sir.

- you see !
- put your hand down.
Hey, what's goin' on ?

Here, let me dry you off.
Ain't there no
shepherdsons around ?

You know, we might've
been shot, you bein'
so slow in comin', billy.

Where did you come from,
george ?

I fell off a steamboat, sir.

Whoa, fell off a steamboat !
Oh, you poor boy !
Falls off a steamboat,

and then you go and
scare him to death !

[ Huck narrating ]
They was real nice once they
decided not to kill me.

They told me they was
the grangerfords, and asked
me a million questions.

I decided it'd be best
to leave out the truth,
so I slung 'em a story.

And after my pa got killed
in that stampede,

my ma ran off
with a circus clown.

Never saw her again.

Well, you can stay
here with us.
As long as you like.

Thanks.

[ Horse whinnying ]
You see what I'm talkin'
about ? [ Indistinct ]

[ Billy ]
Hey, george ! Here's a present
for bein' my new friend.

This is the nicest thing
anybody's ever given me.

Thanks, billy.
[ Sophie ]
Billy !

Everything's been real quiet
between the shepherdsons
and us lately,

so don't you go
stirring things up.

Oh, sophie,
leave me alone.
Come on, george.

Say, billy, let's
slide on down to the river.

I wanna see if any of my...
Bologna is washed up on shore.

Well, first we gotta
take care of something.

Seems a lot of
things have been
washing up lately.

A steamer hit
his raft last night
and killed his master.

So he's ours.
We had to chain him.

Hey ! Get up !
Come on, get up !

Looks a little rough.
Me and you gotta
break him in a little bit.

- huck ! So good to see you.
- huck ?
Who you callin' huck ?

Why, my name's--
bet ya can't spell my name ?

I'll bet ya that dare.
It's g-o-r-g j-x-o-n.

You done it, all right.
I'm george jackson.

Pleased to meet ya, sir.

Say, billy...

Why is everybody carryin'
all them guns and lookin'
so itchy to use 'em ?

Well, we got us
a feud goin' on.

Feud !
What's a feud ?

You don't know
what a feud is ?

It's like this. A man
has a fight with another
man and kills him.

Then his brother kills him.
Goes on and on
with everybody's brother...

Tryin' to kill everybody
else's brother, until
everybody's killed off.

Our feud's been goin' on
for 30 years.

Thirty years !
Well, how'd it start ?

I don't know.
You mean, you don't know
why y'all killin' each other ?

Yes, sir ! Yes, sir !

[ Slave groaning ]

Hey, boggs !
You know pa don't want
you doin' that anymore.

Get to work now.
Come on !
Yes, Master.

Your child
got three days work
before he can move on.

- hello, boys.
- hey, pop.

Huck !

On that river, I had
a taste of freedom.

And now bein'
a slave again--
well, it feels so...

So very bad.

Let's get on to cairo,
huck. Please.

Let's get on outta here.
All you think about
is yourself, jim.

Well, what about me ?
Don't I deserve somethin' ?

I ain't had it so good
in all my life.

Come on, george,
we're goin' fishin' !

And I ain't
in no hurry to leave.

Hey, boggs,
this one's all yours.

[ Boggs ]
All right, come on,
get down outta there.

Come on, over here.

Now, my daddy was fishin'
on that other bank, not payin'
any attention to all the rain.

And all of a sudden
the bank gave way,
and into the river he went.

Yeah, that's my boy.

[ Thinking ]
All you think about is
yourself, jim.

Well, what about me ?

[ Indistinct talking ]

Come on, george,
it's supper time !

I'll be right there.

Jim !

Jim.

It weren't my fault.

If you think I feel bad,

well, you're wrong !

If you think I'm gonna
apologize to a slave,

a runaway slave at that,
well, hah.

I didn't mean for this
to happen, jim.

It were the worst thing
I ever done in my life.

I'm real sorry, jim.

Honest, I am.

You're still my best
and only friend.

Huck finn.

Okay, all right.
Enough of this slop.

[ Groaning ]

Hmm ?
Jim ?

'Bout time for us
to be leavin'.

Huck ?
Shut up, jim.

[ Huck ]
Sorry I'm late.

[ Horses whinnying ]

[ Men shouting ]

Cyrus !
What's goin' on ?

Miss sophie went off
to marry a shepherdson.

Well, where'd everybody go ?
The women went
to raise the relations.

Billy and the menfolk,
they gonna try and kill
that shepherdson boy...

Before he crosses the river
with Miss sophie.

Thanks.

Lots of people
gonna die today.

They're right
up ahead, boy !

[ Indistinct shouting ]

[ Gunshots continue ]

Oh, let's go !

[ Shouting continues ]

Hey, billy !
[ Echo ]
Hey, billy.

I-it's me, it's me !
Huck-- I mean, george !
What's goin' on ?

George, they ambushed us !
They killed my pa
and all my brothers !

Hell, they pert near
killed us all !

[ Horses whinnying,
men shouting ]

Come on, come on !

We should've waited
for the relations.

Them shepherdsons
knew we were comin' !

- what happened to
Miss sophie ?
- her and that shepherdson

made it across the river.

Them dirty scoundrels.
George, I'm gonna kill 'em.

Bil... Ly !

[ Shouting continues ]
Shoot 'im, boys !

Don't let 'im get away !

[ Gunshot ]

[ Men ]
See anything ?
No.

Let's try this way !

[ Jim ]
Huck ! Huckleberry !

You were mighty good
to me, billy.

[ Sighing ]
I'm sorry I didn't
tell you my real name.

It's huck.

Huckleberry finn.

I'm sorry, billy.

Come on, huck.
Gotta bring him home.

[ Huck narrating ]
Jim and me found the raft and
fixed it up as best we could.

It felt good gettin' back
on the river. Other places
feel so cramped and smothered.

But the river don't.
You always feel warm and
safe and free on the river.

[ Men ]
That wasn't my fault.

You are the sorriest
thing I've ever seen.

That russian
fell in the river,
that's what happened.

[ Huck shouting ]
Hello there !
We're lookin' for cairo !

Can you tell us
how close we are ?

Chuckleheads,
you already passed it !
It's about 40 miles back !

[ Men laughing ]
Talk about lost !

Must've missed it
that night in the fog, jim.

I'll be caught
and sold for sure.

[ Huck sighing ]
How're we gonna
get back to cairo, jim ?

Sure can't take this raft
back up the river.

And no how can we
fight this current.
[ Steamboat whistling ]

No, but we could take
a steamboat upriver !
Yeah !

We'll find one that's
goin' north, and then
you can buy us passage.

Yeah, we'll keep headin' south
'til we find us a steamboat.

Take it all the way
back up to cairo.
Right up the Ohio.

All the way up
to the free states.

Good thinkin', huck.

Why, thank you, jim.
[ Jim laughing ]

Here's some more
wood, jim.
Right there.

Tryin' to get
this fire goin'.

[ Dogs barking ]
[ Man ]
Come on, Duke ! Over here !

Why are you always
stealin' chickens ?

I love chickens.
They're succulent.

We're chicken thieves !
That's as low as it gets.
Shut up and keep runnin' !

It seems to me, jim,
whenever anybody's
after anybody,

it's usually me
they's after.

Hello there,
we's in need of assist !

Let's get !
You bet !

Grab the oars !

- hold up ! I'm
right behind you, Duke !
- come on, push off !

- [ Grunting ]
- huh ?

What the--

hey !
Get your own raft !

Thank you, lads.
We'd be obliged.
Thanks, nothin' !

You was gonna hightail out
and just leave us, wasn't ya ?
No, I weren't. Honest.

Please, sir.
If ya don't let the boy go,

how's he gonna
save our lives ?

Sorry, boy.

People tryin' to kill me
and... Dogs tryin' to
rip my face off,

and it ain't even
breakfast yet.
[ Laughing ]

They call me the king,
the king of bilgewater,
and this here's the duke.

Pleased to meet ya.

[ Huck narrating ]
The king and the duke

seemed like
nice enough fellas,

but something about 'em
made me feel mighty uneasy.

They asked us
a considerable many questions.

Yeow !
Bull's-eye.
And once again...

I decided it would be best
to leave out the truth.

So... My ma grabbed onto
the trapeze and swung one way.

My pa came a-swingin'
on the other. My ma let go,
did a double flip...

And missed my pa
by a good six feet.

She made quite a mess
when she hit them bleachers.

[ Laughing ]
I think this boy's
gonna fit right in.

Thank you, jim.
So what is it you
two fellas do, exactly ?

We do a fair bit
of doctorin'.

Yeah. We can cure cancer,
paralysis, baldness.

This time we're sellin'
a thing that takes
tartar off of teeth.

And it does
take it off too.
But unfortunately the...

Enamel goes
right along with it.
Yeah, well !

We also do some theater.
Tragedy, you know.

Yeah, we got enough...
Shakespearean costumes
here for the lot of us.

But what we do best
are the three es.

Robbery, forgery...

[ Together ]
And burglary.

Hell's bells !
I wish I knew
a good trade.

Well, maybe we'll
teach you one, huh ?
[ Snapping ]

Yeow ! Go--
you skinny
little rat bag !

I'm gonna wring
your skinny little neck !

[ Chicken clucking ]

Hey, watch it !
Stop peckin' at me !

Oh, good morning, boys.
Good morning.

Aw, hello, Duke.

We gotta run,
now, huh ?
Naw, naw, naw, naw.

I just been borrowin'
a few things.
Ah, yeah.

Nobody saw me.

But lookee what I found.

-You were headin' for your
uncle billy's plantation,
huh ?

-Now, wait a minute.

You're a runaway
murderin' slave's
what you are.

I think maybe
I'll just collect
that reward.

- he only murdered me.
- now, look, we ain't
exactly the type...

To turn others
into the law.

We stay as far away
from the law as is
humanly possible.

So if you two just, uh--

listen up and shut up
and do as you're told...

- and wait on us
hand and foot...
- and be real nice to us,

we won't say a word.

You step out of line,
try and run and--

[ Loud clanking ]

Oh, ho ho !

Easy prey.

- I'm all right !
- [ King ] ya think ?
- [ Duke ] I do.

- shall we ?
- let's.

[ King ]
Hello, there !
Happy morn to ya !

And a good mornin'
to you all too !

Say, you wouldn't
happen to be...

The wilks brothers,
now, would ya?

Yes.
No !

No.
My name is blodgett,
Dr. Alexander blodgett.

This here is
franciscus, uh,

adolphus and jim.

Oh, shoot.
Adolphus ?

-I reckon it don't matter.
They already
missed it anyways.

-Missed ? What ?

Was an, um,

economic opportunity
they missed, huh ?

Oh, ho ho !
No, no, no.

They'll get the money
and the property
all right, but...

They missed the death
of their brother
peter wilks...

Down at phelps landing.

He died.

Last night.

Too bad.
So sad.

Yup. He said he ain't
seen his two brothers...

In more than 20 years.

Yeah ? So, uh,

why did you think
we was them ?

Well, one of the brothers,
the preacher ?

He's a lot older.
And the one that's
deaf and dumb...

He's a lot younger, see.

So when I saw you two,
I just reckoned maybe--

- are you leaving
the area for a while ?
- I'm goin' to new orleans.

Well, methinks
this calls for
a small libation !

Ha ha ha ha!
I'll drink to that !

Right this way,
my gold-toothed friend !

We in trouble, huck.

[ Huck narrating ]
The king and the duke
found out...

That the dead guy's brothers
lived over in england.

They hadn't had much time
to get the letter...

And might not have
gotten it at all.

So those two rat bags
grilled that flathead...

About everything and
everybody in his village,

right down to the damn
dog next door.

Woof !
Mighty smart of ya !

Mighty smart of ya.

Was peter wilks well off ?

Oh, he was, uh,

[ Slurred speech ]
He was as rich
as king soromon himself.

I tell you, jim,

the hand of providence
is bound to take
a swing at them two.

And knowin' them,
they'll duck.

How are you at
playing a preacher ?

How are you at playin'
deaf and dumb ?
Pardon ?

Heh heh heh heh heh !
Ha ha ha ha !

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cheers.
Cheers.

[ Bell clangs ]
[ Captain ]
Attention, passengers !

Jubilee leaving
for phelps landing
in 15 minutes !

[ Captain continues ]
[ Huck ] do I
have to wear this ?

Wanted to learn
a trade, didn't ya ?

Why can't we
just wait here ?
Because I don't trust ya.

You'd hightail it for sure,

and we need to leave
this raft here
for our getaway.

Besides, we'll be
more convincing...

After we arrive
with an innocent
young boy as our valet.

Who you
callin' innocent ?

Look, you wouldn't
want us to
accidentally turn in...

Your runaway slave friend,
now, would ya ?

Come on.
Play along with us
for a couple of days.

We'll give ya 10 percent.

[ Bell clangs ]
20.

15.
Deal.

[ Duke ] you never
looked better !

[ Jim ] I have
too looked better !

You're beautiful !
I feel ridiculous !

- hey, king !
- yeah ?

Let's go buy
those tickets.
All right.

Be right back.
[ Jim ]
Shoo ! Shoo, fly !

Shoo !

[ Groaning ]

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha !

Funny, huck.
Very funny.

What in hell's bells
are you supposed to be ?

The king said I was
a swahili warrior.

Even taught me
some swahili, or what
he said was swahili.

Sounded like
a pig in heat to me.
Hee hee.

[ Huck narrating ]
I'd poked around
a little...

And found out that
a steamboat was leavin'...

From phelps landing
the day after tomorrow...

And headin' all the way
up to cairo.

So all we had to do was put
up with them rat bags
for two more days,

then it was
off to freedom.

Uh, begging your pardon
on this,

can any of you
good people tell me...

Where Mr. Peter wilks
lives ?

I'm looking for
Mr. Peter wilks.

Get out of the way,
for heaven's sake.

Peter's brothers,
right ?

Uh, heh-heh-heh.

I can tell by
your fancy accent.
But we're sorry to say...

We can only tell you
where peter did live...

Up until yesterday.

Oh. What you're
tellin' me, I think,

is that my dear,
sweet brother peter...

Has gone to the lord.

He held on for you
as long as he could,
but yesterday he passed.

[ Sobbing ]

[ King ]
And we came all
the way from england.

Alas. Alas.

And we never
got to see him.

Excuse me.

I must communicate
with me deaf brother.

I told you before,
she's my woman !
No, she's not !

Hey, don't I know you two ?

Yeah, I do !
You're that--

stand aside !

Welcome to America !

My dear, sweet mary jane.

Uncle harvey.
Ho-ho-ho !

Mmm, mmm--

enough. Heh-heh.

Ah, you're as
bloomin' beautiful
as peter said you was.

You sure are.
Ha ha ha !

This is my,
uh, valet, adolphus.

My english valet,
right ?

[ Cockney accent ]
Right, right. Heh.

- isn't he the sweetest
looking boy ?
- why, thank you, missus !

Heh-heh.
Oh, and this is my
swahili warrior...

I picked up in africa
on a safari with
the duke of york.

He makes
a great slave.

[ Muttering gibberish ]

[ Muttering gibberish ]
Yeah. Yes, of course.

Er, might we, uh,

pay our respects
to our brother's
remainders ?

♪ [ Organ Plays ]

Oh, oh, yes, yes.
Of course. Probably.

Uh, my brother says...

He'd like to invite
friends of the family
for supper,

people mentioned
by our dear peter
so often in his letters.

No, I won't forget--
you know, we might
just prosper...

Hanging around with them two.

More than likely,
we'll get
our necks stretched.

[ Huck narrating ]
Well, that old king
juiced it plenty,

spittin' out word-for-word
everything that young
flathead told him.

And how's that
damn dog next door ?

Smelly as the dickens.

Oh, thank ya ever so.

So I says to the pope,

"pope, I'd like to
stay and help ya,

"but I've got a
bleedin' job to do...

Down in the bloomin'
indian ocean savin'
the blinkin' pirates."

[ Laughing ]

Watch yourself, huck.

She's just a girl, jim.

Adolphus, have you
ever seen the king ?

Him ? Oh, yeah.
William iii.
George iv.

Oh, the king of england !

Oh, well, I should
bloody say so.
Course I have.

He goes to our church,
regular.

But I thought
he lived in london.

- well, he does.
- but you live in sheffield.

That is to say...

He goes to our church
when he's in sheffield.

Do you go to church ?

Of course I do. We got
our own pew right up front.

- whose pew ?
- why, ours. Your
uncle harvey's, of course.

What would he need a pew for ?
Isn't he preaching
up in the pulpit ?

[ Coughing,
muttering gibberish ]

My thoughts exactly.
Now, do you suppose...

There ain't but one
bloody, blinkin' preacher
to a bloomin' church ?

- what would they
want more for ?
- style.

If it's a priest
before a king,

you got to have
lots of style goin' on.

In our church,

we've got
17 bloody, blinkin',
bloomin' preachers.

- where's buckingham palace?
- in buckingham.

- who's the king married to ?
- his wife.
- what's her name ?

- uh, the queen.
- queen what ?
- queen of england.

Ha ! You don't know
anything, do ya ?
Well, I think...

- you're the biggest fibber--
- susan !

How dare you
speak to him so,

him being a stranger
in a strange land,

so far from
his own people.

He was telling
a few stretchers, and
I wasn't swallowing them.

You apologize to him
this instant.

I apologize, adolphus.
You're a dear, sweet boy.

I'm ashamed
I called you a fibber.

Women.
Here, now, have
some pie and milk,

- because you are so sweet.
- why, thank you ever so.

And these are the girls
we're lettin'
those reptiles...

Rob of their money.

A right good day,
mary jane !
Good day to you, adolphus.

Ah, we've just been...

For a marvelous walk
in the woods.

What a lovely country !
Ha-ha-ha !

A right good day,
sirs !

Would you happen
to know where the--
[ Chuckle ]

The great swahili
warrior's sleepin' ?

We decided the swahili bit
was pushing it and asked him
to wait at the raft.

Well, what about--

a good lad !
Here it is, uncle.

Father said
only you
should open it.

Oh. Bless him.

"Last will and testament
of peter j. Wilks.

I, peter j. Wilks,
being of sound mind..."

[ Huck narrating ]
Well, the dead geezer
gave the girls his houses,

the slaves, and thousands
of dollars in gold.

Then he gave more gold...

"To my dear,
beloved brothers
harvey and william."

[ Chuckling ]
Praise be
to the lord.

Er, "the gold is hidden
in the barn behind
the vineyards."

Well, william,
I guess we better
go and get it.

Well ?
Well ?

There, behind
the grindstone.

Aah ! Allow me.

Wow !

Begging your pardon !
Hmph !

[ Duke ]
If this ain't bully,
nothing is.

Like I told you
this morning,

we're goin'
all the way
with this one.

All for us
and none for them.
Let's count it.

I don't think it's right
to steal from them nice girls.

You're in it now,
you little stinkweed.

- right up to your
sneaky little eyeballs.
- and if it goes wrong--

you'll take your punishment
right along with us.

Ya know what they'll
do if they catch us ?

Ya know what
happens to ya when they
tar and feather ya ?

- do ya ?
- no, sirs !

No, I-- I don't know !

The tar oozes
into your pores.

Clogs 'em up
real tight.

Suffocates your skin.
Ya get all green
and sick.

Then ya choke
and ya cough.

Until ya tear
your own flesh
so's ya can breathe.

But ya can't breathe !

And half the time,
ya die from it.

And those
that don't die...

Feel so bad,
they wish that they had.

And that's just
what'll happen to you
if ya open your mouth.

Hey.

Maybe young
adolphus here
has the right idea.

We should
give the money
back to the girls.

That's a dazzling idea,
king.

That'll knock over
their suspicions.
Shut 'em up for good.

Until we steal it all back.
Yeah, we give them
the money...

And that gives us
the time to steal
everything else.

- [ Laughing ]
- genius.

We're gonna
be set for life !

[ Huck narrating ]
I'd had enough, and steamboat
or no steamboat,

I figured it were time
to grab jim...

And hightail it to cairo.

[ Crowd gasping ]

Heh-heh. Friends,
our dear departed...

Has done generous
to his little lambs,

and as their uncles,

I think we'd
like to enhance...

The generous spirit
of the day.

You see, I knew he'd
feel the same as me.

Mary jane, julia, susan,

take the money.

Take it all.
A gift from your uncles.

Wonderful !
Dear souls,
how could you ?

Englishman, my butt !

You're a couple
of frauds.

I beg your pardon,
and who might you be ?

Dr. Robinson,
ain't you heard ?
They're peter's brothers.

Doctor--
Dr. Robinson ! Oh !

My brother's,
oh, good friend
and physician.

Take your hand
away from me,
you impostor !

They proved it 40 ways
that they're the brothers.

- they even knew everything
about the village !
- and everybody's name !

- they even know about
the damn dog next door.
- enough!

[ Dr. Robinson ]
They came here with
lots of names and facts...

They must've picked up
somewhere, that's all.

[ Huck narrating ]
Yup, it was time
to leave, all right.

I could smell
the winds a-changin',
and they stunk.

Turn these rascals out,
I beg you.

They're liars.

[ Mary jane ]
Based on what evidence ?

Here's my answer,
doctor.

Uncle harvey,
uncle william,

take the gold back...

And invest it for me
and my sisters
any way you want.

- that's my answer,
doctor.
- [ Applause ]

Whooo !

Marvelous.

[ Huck narrating ]
I hated to run out
on them sweet girls,

but I figured
if I stuck around,

that dead geezer 'n' me
would be sharin' lodgin's.

Hey, you seen
a big slave around,
maybe hangin' on my raft ?

You bet I was.
Two men catched him,
and now he's in jail.

What ?
They had a handbill...

That said
he was a murderer
and a runaway...

- and worth $400.
- so where is he now ?

Took him down
to the jail
in phelps landing.

Phelps landing.
Yeah, we're gonna
keep him there...

Until we can
take him up north
for the hangin'.

I'm gonna fix their wagons
but good.

[ Huck narrating ]
I'd come all the way
down the Mississippi...

And hadn't gotten anywhere,

and I realized right then
that ya can't run away
from your problems,

ya gotta make a stand
and face 'em.

I didn't tell 'em nothin'.
I didn't want to get you
in any trouble.

Good,
because my butt's
hangin' way out,

and I'd rather
not get it shot off.

I got to tell 'em
you're not a murderer.

That don't matter.

Me bein' a runaway's
even worse than
me bein' a murderer.

The steamboat leaves
the wharf at 10:00
tomorrow tonight.

Don't you worry, jim.
We'll both be on it.

There's something
I got to tell ya before
you risking yourself for me.

You know that night
on the steamboat with
all them murderers ?

Yeah.

Your pap was one of 'em.

I saw him,
and he was dead.

Dead ?

Pap's dead ?

You saw him and you
didn't tell me ?
I'm sorry.

I'm dreadful sorry.
I was so selfish.

That was a lie, jim.

That was a lie !

And I thought
we were friends.

I did wrong.
Ain't no gettin'
around it.

[ Keys jingling.
Door opening ]

Now I'm gonna get
what I deserve.

- [ Jailer ] hey, boy !
- take care of yourself,
Mr. Finn.

[ Door closes ]

♪

[ Gasps ]

Now, where have you been,
you little turd pie ?

Just playin' with
the damn dog next door.

Just playing with
the little doggies ?
I oughta--

just stay right here today !
Understand ? Hmm ?

[ King ]
Ladies and gentlemen !
Ladies and gentlemen !

[ Sighs ] what's that
old fool up to now ?

Me dear brother and I have
a little announcement
we'd like to make.

It don't seem right...

For william and I to leave
these little lambs...

Without any kinfolk around.

So we have decided,

er, mary jane,
julia, susan--

we have decided...

To take you back
with us to england !

[ Cheering,
gasping ]

We'll be havin' an auction
tomorrow mornin'...

After the funeral.

- go ! Tell one and all !
- we will be selling
everything !

We're going to england !

[ Huck narrating ]
I figured that
before I took off,

I'd grab that gold
away from them two frauds.

Then when I was long gone,

I'd write mary jane
and tell her
where I hid it.

[ Footsteps ]

Well, what is it ?
Make it quick.

I gotta tell ya, king,
I'm just not comfortable.

That doctor's been layin'
on my mind all day.

We should just glide out
of here tonight
with what we got.

[ King ]
And not sell the rest
of the property ?

I reckon
these sacks of gold
are plenty for me.

I figure we should just
knock off and light out.

[ King ] we can't leave
thousands of dollars worth
of property lying around.

[ Duke ]
What about
the damn doctor ?

Forget about the doctor !
He's the only one
that's suspicious.

Everyone else
is on our side!

Now, look, Duke,
old friend.

My brains
and your bullocks,

we ain't never
gonna get caught.

- [ Chuckling ]
- yeah, all right.

Well, just let me
take another peek
of that gold...

Before we head back down.

Slice of heaven, king.
Feels like a slice of heaven.

Come on !

[ Grunting ]

My pap were a bad one,

but he were my pap.

If you see him,

tell him huck says hello.

[ Mary jane ]
Good night !

[ Grunting ]

[ Footsteps ]

Where's the stiff ?

What ? Who ?
The coffin !
Where's the coffin ?

We buried him
this morning.

And ever since,
uncle harvey's been
having the auction.

First thing he sold
were the slaves.

He separated
the families.

Come on !
Where are we going?

Got any friends
out in the country ?
Yes, the lothrups. Why ?

If I tell you somethin',
promise not to come back
here until 10:00 tonight.

Now, why would I do that ?
Just promise me,
mary jane !

All right, I--
I promise. Say...

What happened
to your accent ?

Those uncles of yours
ain't no uncles at all.

They ain't even english.

Dr. Robinson was right.
Them two are liars
and frauds.

What ?
Don't you worry !
I got the gold.

When this all blows over,
I'll write and tell ya
where it's buried.

Oh, no. I'm gonna get
those two right now
and get 'em tarred--

no, you're not, mary jane.
You promised me.

Why until 10:00 ?

'Cause there's
a good-hearted fellow
I gotta save,

and at 10:00,
we'll be gone.
Come on.

Well, why do I have
to leave town ?

Why can't I
just pretend
I don't know ?

Because there ain't
an easier book to read
than your face.

You'd give it away
for sure.

[ Auctioneer calling ]

Even $225... $225...

$225... $240... $275...

$300... Now higher...

$350.
$375... $375...

Yeah.
$375 and a $400.

Even $400. Sold, $400 !
Let's sell the next lot.

[ Huck narrating ]
Mary jane was safe,
the gold was safe,

them reptiles
would soon be in jail,

and at 10:00 tonight,
jim and me would be
on a steamboat...

Headin' for cairo.

All I had to do
was find that deputy,

steal his keys,
and break jim oouut !

Oh, I told you...
Let me go !

Not to disappear !
Let me go !

Oh, now,
don't kill him...
Just yet.

Answer up, and quick.

Were you in our room
last night ?
No, your maj-- unh !

Where is our money ?

I ain't seen it since
mary jane gave it to ya.

Honest, your majesties !
If I stole it,
would I still be here ?

No, I guess not,
unless you're
a complete numskull.

[ Shouting,
gunshots ]

[ Gunshots ]

Uh-oh.

Here's another
set of wilks brothers !

Just got here on
themississippi queen !

Ya pays your money
and ya takes your pick !

Now is the hour of
your demise, you impostors !

[ Gunshots ]

What's this all about,
my good sir ?

Please let
the man through!
That's right!

I'm with you,
harvey.

I am harvey wilks,
and this is
my brother william.

And you two gentlemen
are quite a surprise to us.

And you to us, sir.

But I must say,

you should have worked
on your english accent
a wee bit more !

For this town
has few fools,

and only a fool would be
fooled by that foolish accent.

That's the worst
english accent
I ever heard.

- ain't nothin'
like yours, harve.
- I'm not very well fixed...

To show proof of
these frauds at the moment,

for last night,
all our bags
were put off by mistake.

Convenient mistake,
huh ?
Yeah, convenient.

What are you doing ?
What's he doing ?

Making
deaf and dumb signs,
that's what he's doing.

- don't your brother
know how ?
- those are just nonsense !

And of course william
can do real ones,

only he broke
his arm in a fall.

Ah-ha-ha !
Broke his arm,
very likely,

for a man who's got to make
deaf signs to prove himself.

Oh, wait,
wait, wait!

Now, I'm not sure
these two are
the real wilks brothers,

but by god, I know
them two sure ain't.

By the way, adolphus,

- are you from england ?
- why, yes, I am.

Speak the truth now,

or by god, there's gonna be
one less idiot around here.

That is to say, sir,

I'm originally
from Missouri,

but several years ago,
I was sent to england...

To live with
my great-grandfather,

- the duke of bilgewater.
- bilgewater ?

But he died last year,

and his good friend,

Mr. Harvey wilks here,
took me in.

[ Robinson chuckles ]

Personally,
I think you're just
a damn good liar.

Why, thank you for
the compliment, sir.

[ Crowd laughs ]

All right, enough.

We're gonna
figure out who's who
right here and now,

and nobody's goin' nowhere
until we do.

[ Huck narrating ]
Well, they sailed
into the investigation,

hour in and hour out,

the king tellin'
one story and
harvey wilks another.

But no one knew nothin'
about england,

so they couldn't
figure out who was lyin'.

Although most people
were comin' to believe
they both was.

I got it ! I got it !

I can prove
I'm harvey wilks
and these men, frauds !

Why didn't I think
of it sooner ?

Now, who here
helped lay out my brother--

- the late peter wilks--
in his coffin ? hmm ?
- they did !

Me and abe here
dressed him up and
layed him out ourselves.

All right, then.

Perhaps you can tell me
what was tattooed
on peter's breast.

Come on!

Come on, out with it !

We want to hear it!

- out with it !
- yeah !

All right, all right.

I can tell you what was
tattooed on his breast,
all right.

You'd have to look
real close to notice it.

Just tell us
what the tattoo is about !

Come on, out with it!
Tell him !

Come on !
Get to it !

It was a small...

Thin...

Blue...

- arrow !
- [ Crowd ]
Arrow ?

Yes ! There !
You all heard what he said ?
Yeah !

Did you see any such mark ?

[ Thunderclap ]

Nope.
Nope.

You fraud !

That's right,
because there isn't
any blue arrow.

Peter had his initials
tattooed on his breast,

the letters "p" and "w".

Well, come on, then !

Isn't that what you saw ?

I didn't see
any tattoo, did you ?

I never noticed
no tattoo at all !

They're all frauds !

- I say we tar 'em !
- yeah !

- I say we shoot 'em !
- yeah !

- I say we hang 'em !
- yeah !

Hang 'em !
Hang all of 'em !

Gentlemen ! Gentlemen !

There is one way to see
which pair is
the real wilks brothers,

or if neither
of them is !

Let's dig up the corpse !

Yeah !

To the cemetery !

[ Thunderclap ]

[ Thunderclap ]

We've got the tar !

Well ?

Dig it up !

[ Grunting ]

Hey, we found it, doc !
They hit it !

[ Crowd cheers ]

All right, heave !

[ Grunting ]

Won't be long now,
deputy hines !

Push it ! Push it !
Got it ?

Almost got it !
Push !

[ Gas rushes out ]

Eeewwhh !
Oh !

My good god !
There's gold in there !

Aah !

It's the wilks' gold !

We'd best be goin', jim !

Huck ? I thought
you'd have your neck
stretched by now !

I'm a little quicker
than that.

Why, huck ?
Why, what ?

Why'd ya come
and get me ?

'Cause you're
my friend, jim.

Oh, come on.

[ Jim ]
Now, let's get
to that steamboat !

[ Coughs ]

- come on !
- it's the boy
with that runaway slave !

Hit the trail !
Get 'em !

Fire !

[ Shots ricochet ]

Aah ! Unh !

You all right, huck ?

I just tripped.
I'm all right.
Keep goin' !

Unh ! Unh !

Last call for cairo
and all points north !

All aboard !
[ Whistle blows ]

Almost there, huck !

We made it, huck !
Huck ?

[ Sobbing ]
Oh ! Oh, my little friend !

Oh. Oh.

Go on, jim. Go on.
I ain't goin' nowhere
without you.

[ Grunting ]
What are ya doin', jim ?
They'll catch ya.

They won't find ya
in the dark.

I got to get ya
to a doctor.

I'll be okay.
Ya--

ya can't take me, jim.
They'll catch ya.

They'll lynch ya.

Don't go, jim.
Last call for cairo !
Last call for cairo !

All aboard!
I don't care what
happens to me, huck.

I just want
to get you well.

Jim... Jim...

We had us
a great adventure,
didn't we, jim ?

We sure did, huck.
And I'd do it
all over again.

Yeah.
[ Crowd shouting ]

Get 'em !

Oh !

You can't--
you can't kill him.

Don't you cry for me,
Mr. Finn.

You're the best friend
I ever had, jim.

You're the only friend
I ever had.

Ya can't.

Aah ! No !

Jim !

No, ya can't take him.

He's all I got.

Ready ?

[ Indistinct shouting ]

- tighten it up.
- aah ! Aah !

[ Gunshot ]
Leave the boy alone !
He's innocent !

- now, mary jane !
- and if he was trying
to help that slave,

he had a good reason for it.

Now you let
them both go!

[ Gun cocks ]

Now !

Aw, let him go.

[ Gasping ]

Lucky day, boy !

You're awake.

He's awake.
He's awake !

Sweetie, we were so worried
about you but you're
going to be all right now.

My little huckleberry !

Widow douglas.
Why, how'd you get here ?

Lands, child.
You've been out cold
for a week.

When I heard what happened,
I took the first
steamer down.

Well, I'm sure ya think
I'm low-down and miserable...

For tryin'
to set jim free,

- but do ya hate me ?
- not at all, child.

I'm right proud of you.
Just because an idea
is popular, like slavery,

don't make it right.

That's what jim told me.

Your little heart
guided you quite well.

Hey, jim !

You lie still,
and I'll bring you
some soup.

Well, look at you.

What is it, jim ?

Did somebody
do something to you ?

- 'cause if they did, why--
- Miss watson died.

A few weeks ago.

And, uh, she was
so ashamed...

That she was going to
sell me away from my wife
and my children, that...

She set me free
in her will, huck.

I'm a free man, huck.

I'm a free man.

Children, come here,
please.

Mr. Jenkins !
Good-bye,
adolphus huckleberry.

[ Huck narrating ]
Well, I healed up just fine.

Mary jane and her sisters,
along with the wilks brothers,

gave me $500
for my troubles
and my chivalrousness.

But since I got
no real use for money,
I gave it all to jim...

For his family.

The widow douglas
said she'd adopt me...

And take me home
and try and civilize me...

But I don't know
if I could stand it...

[ Steamboat whistle blows ]

'Cause I've been there before.

Now, where did
huckleberry go to ?

[ Chuckling ]

[ Jim laughing ]