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Get the truck in!
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Damn it!I said pull your men back.
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I don't want any more casualties.
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Get that news crew
behind the line!
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- Sir!
- I got men down. I got rumors flying.
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What the hell's
going on down here?
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We tried the urban assault tank.
SWAT tried the roof.
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The guys in there are pros,
and, sir?
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- They say they've got a nuke.
- Jesus!
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And I'm up for reelection.
What are we gonna do?
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Don't worry. We've called in
some pros of our own.
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Who the hell are those people?
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- Sheriff's department.
- The Reno Sheriff's Department-
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the finest team of
law enforcement officers ever assembled.
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But where the hell's
your commanding officer?
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Ow. Ow. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
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All right, talk to me, people.
What do we got?
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Thirty-five civilians on the 40th floor.
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Twenty-two Chechnyan separatists,
heavily armed.
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They say they got a nuke,
and I don't think they're just whistling "Dixie."
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All right, people,here's how this is gonna go down.
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Jones, Garcia,
head into the sewer system...
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breach the perimeter of that building
and get that nuke...
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- before they flamb� half of Washoe County.
- You got it, sir.
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Kimball, Johnson,
take up sniper positions, so and so.
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- Got it.
- Junior, I want you to shave Miss Acapulco...
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- and shave her good.
- All over it, sir!
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Wait, hold on, man. How come Juniorgets to shave Miss Acapulco...
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and I got to go down
in the sewers?
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Why does he have to shave anybody?
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Oh, wow.
I just had the weirdest dream.
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- You know you're driving, right?
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Huh.
Nobody in it.
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- Is somebody gonna get that?
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Damn it!
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My favorite thingabout being a cop-
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I love it when that perp
get all scared of you.
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You draw down on 'em.
They get all scared.
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"Oh, she about to kill me.
Don't kill me. Don't kill me."
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I love that.
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I became a cop because...
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my doctors thought it
would be a good idea...
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for me to get out of the house.
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I feel like I bring a real, uh,
joie de vivre to law enforcement.
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For example, my uniform, uh-
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I don't wear the regulation uniform. I-
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I wear these, uh, shorts.
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And I actually had to lobby the sheriff's
department to get to wear these.
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Uh, but my argument was,
hey, I'm out there on the streets.
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I gotta be able to move
like a cheetah, you know.
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A law enforcement cheetah.
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Let's go! Let's go!
Let's move! Move! Move!
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We got ourselves a 8-14
armed person on a roof.
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I'll tell you right now,
this is it. This is go time.
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This is what working for
the Reno Sheriff's Department is all about.
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Let's do it, people. Move!
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- We got a situation here, Dangle.
- We got a chicken.
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- What?
- Chicken situation.
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- That's not an 8-14!
- We got it-We got it wrong.
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- Who called in the 8-14?
- I did.
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- Just chase him into the jacket, and I'll carry him.
- What's an 8-14?
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- Armed person on a roof.
- Well-
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- I thought a 8-14 was arson.
- No, armed person on a roof.
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- No, no, no, no.
- Okay, okay, okay.
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Stop, chicken! Stop!
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- Ah, shit!
- Look out!
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I got it. I got him.
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- Oh, shit.
- Whoa!
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Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it!
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Chicken!
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- No, no!
- I'm just knocking him out, that's all.
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- Maybe he'll hold still. We can beat him to death.
- Ready?
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Ow! Shit! Whoa!
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Can we all shoot
at the same time?
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You point and you shoot.
Goddamn.
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- Let's shoot at the same time?
- Shoot at the same time.
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Okay. That's the only thing that
sort of makes sense.
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- One.
- No, I got Dangle's gun. Mine's out too.
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- Is yours out?
- Two-And then that way, we-
we'll never know who did it.
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Don't start a count
and then stop.
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- Oh, sorry.
- Yeah, it's like a execution. Nice.
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One-
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- Sorry. My bad.
- What the fuck?
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One, two-
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- What? I didn't know-
- Okay, on-
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- Okay, on-
- Ah!
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- What?
- I'm out.
- Am I out?
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Oh, I wasn't out. Sorry.
I thought I was out!
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- They fit that little midget guy.
- Aw, he's shittin'.
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- Should I call the newspaper and
have 'em come take our picture?
- No!
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You do one on both legs.
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I have applied, uh...
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nine times...
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to the Aspen Sheriff's Department.
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Um, I'll tell you this in-
in, uh, the utmost secrecy.
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I-I just don't think I can
do it in this town anymore.
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You know, Reno's really a lot
like Mayberry on the TV...
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except that everybody's on crystal meth
and prostitution's legal.
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Fuck you!
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- Ah, morning, gang.
- Morning.
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So, the trustees were
up in the ducts all weekend...
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and there should not be...
too many more squirrels up in there.
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So that sound that we were all hearing
should, uh- should be gone.
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I hear it.
No.
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- I knew they didn't get all of 'em.
- Want me to get it, Jim?
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No more shooting in here.
Have we not been over that?
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- Yes. No, we have.
- We don't shoot in here ever, right?
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When do we shoot?When is it okay to shoot in the building?
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Never.
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- Hey!
- Hmm?
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Guess what, guys?We... have... been invited...
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to the American Police
Convention in Miami Beach!
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- Oh!
- Oh!
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- Is this a joke?
- What?
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- Three days of fun in the sun.
- Why did they invite us?
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They invited us this year...
because...
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they invited everybody.
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- I'll take it.
- So they had to invite us by default. Yes!
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Group hugs. Group hugs.
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- I'm gonna pass out.
- We get to stay in a hotel and everything?
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- Yeah.
- We do get to fly first class, right?
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Come on.
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Flyin' in style!
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We, um-
We are not flying-
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I'm pooping.
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Aah!
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- Oh, Christ, I was dreaming.
- Why was your hand on my dick?
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I was dreaming that I was driving,
uh, in the Indy 500.
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Oh, God! Oh!
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- Can we go look at the guns?
- Yes, go look at the guns.
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I'm gonna get our passes.
Let's all regroup here in 90 seconds.
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Oh, my God.
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That's the Aspen Sheriff's Department.
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Sheriff Wagner.
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- Wrong bar, buddy.
- No, no, s- No, sir. Uh, I apologize.
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I'm in my, uh, civilian rig.
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- You probably remember me from your-
- Name?
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Dangle. Lieutenant, uh, uh, Jim-
uh, James Ron Dangle.
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Uh, I sent you my r�sum� and-and some stats
and a couple of letters of recommendation.
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- Yeah.
- And, um, about eight or maybe
even nine times actually.
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- There were nine.
- Yeah. And you didn't get 'em, I guess.
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We got 'em.
Uh, we pass 'em around.
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We have a pretty good laugh.
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I didn't believe you were real.
Here he is, guys.
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This Dangle thing, I swear to gosh-
We thought it was a joke.
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- I haven't seen one thing-
- Mm-hmm.
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- In your file-
- Sure.
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That would indicate...
our want of you.
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So, thanks.
No, thanks.
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- I'd love to change your mind on that.
- No, thanks.
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Just want to press the- Okay.
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Hi. Yeah, could you step away
from the helicopter, please?
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Yeah, ma'am, I was just
explaining how I used to fly these...
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- during the Marine Corps back in '82, '85.
- Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.
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Is there someone above you?
You, can I talk to you?
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- There's, um- Is there yelling?
- Who are you?
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Hi, I'm, uh, Deputy Assistant
Mayor Jeff Spoder.
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- And you're-
- Hi. Lieutenant Jim Dangle,
Reno Sheriff's Department.
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- Lieutenant Jim Dangle,
Reno Sheriff's Department.
- Is his name in the system?
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I did it several times.
He is not in the system.
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- Trudy did the reservations, right?
- I will do it again.
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- You did a name and city search?
- Or not.
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- There's no Reno.
- There is a Reno.
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- I am aware that there's a Reno.
- We have an airport.
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- Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
- Get him!
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- Here we go.
- Go and do it, Trudy.
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What the fuck?
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- I don't like yelling, okay?
- If you won't give us our laminates...
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- can we have at least, please,
our hotel room keys?
- We ain't got no place to stay.
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- We've been on a bus for days.
- There's no-
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- You're not in there for hotel rooms. Sorry.
- Hotel room keys...
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are with the registration packets,
the brochures and the laminates.
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And give us all of those
right now, please.
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You can't have them because
you're not in my system.
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- What are we gonna do?
- You know what?
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I'll tell you what we're gonna do.
We don't need these guys.
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- No, we don't.
- No.
- Fuck 'em.
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- We have each other.
- Well, that wasn't-
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- That's not-That's not better.
- No, what I meant is...
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we'll go someplace even nicer-
That's what we'll do.
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Hola.Schei�e!
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- Hi.
- Hello.
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- How are you?
- Hello. Good.
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How are you?
Welcome to International Inn.
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How many of them are you
for my rooms?
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Uh, there's eight of us
for your rooms.
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Eight. How- How many
rooms do you need? One?
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- Uh, we would prefer eight.
- Eight.
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Let's go see the entire hotel,
shall we?
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- I'll take you on a quick tour.
- Well-
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Then you can all get back
to your suck fest.
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Uh, A: we're not here for a suck fest,
we're here for the convention.
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- There's been a little mix-up, which is why-
- Okay, I like convention "toos."
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- Okay.
- Look at me. I'm in a convention.
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A fucking suck fest convention
here at International Inn.
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Hey, assholes. More assholes
for your big suck fest tonight.
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How's the suck fest going, assholes?
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You know the suck fest in here?
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- How many rooms do you have, Glen?
- I have-
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- I have- uh, six rooms.
- Just give us what you have.
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- Can we have the keys to those?
- You can have keys to six rooms.
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- Okay, gang, and we'll-
- This matches. Grab that one there.
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- That's it.
- No, hey. Hey. Hey.
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What are you doin'?
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This motel is like-
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It's like the kind of place you'd come to
if you wanted to get...
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a good old-fashioned rapin'...
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or a down-home murder.
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Okay, gang,
I know we didn't get in.
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- Yeah.
- I know we're not stayin'
at the nicest place in town.
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But goddamn it,
we're in Miami, people.
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- We're in "Mee-ami."
- It's true.
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This city's got hot
Latin flavor up to its nuts.
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Goddamn it. Let's go paint this town red.
Let's do it, huh?
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Hey, bitch, you shutthat kid up, okay?
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Thanks for drivin', man.
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No problem.
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Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Take the night off, Joe.
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Need some assistance there, ma'am?
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- Hey, Clemmy.
- Jimbo.
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How ya doin'?
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I'm so tired. I just feel like we've been here
for years and years and years already.
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Oh. Well.
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00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:23,587
- Let's go take-
- I need to get some smokes.
227
00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:25,885
Oh, okay.
All right. Okay.
228
00:15:25,992 --> 00:15:28,085
Good night.
229
00:15:28,194 --> 00:15:30,128
Damn.
230
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,628
Hey, bro, check it out.
Candy underpants.
231
00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:39,796
It's a goof. Just a goof.
232
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,471
Hey, Jim.
233
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:52,517
You want to be a doll
and help me lube up my sunburn?
234
00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:57,182
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
235
00:15:57,290 --> 00:16:02,091
Stop right thereand take it all in.
236
00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:04,663
I got some liquor.
I got some ice.
237
00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:06,664
- I'm not feelin' well, baby.
- Come here. Come here.
238
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:08,666
- Come here.
- No, Ray-Ray, I'm- I'm-
239
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:10,895
I'm coming down with something.
240
00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:12,904
Please?
241
00:16:14,340 --> 00:16:18,902
Ooh, that pisses me off.
That pisses me off.
242
00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:20,912
- Hey, Ray.
- Shut up.
243
00:16:21,014 --> 00:16:25,508
- Oh! Oh, hey, I'm sorry.
- Stop pushing up on me.
244
00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:29,281
I don't appreciate you insinuating
all the time that I am some lesbian.
245
00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:32,688
- I'm sorry.
- Thank you for apologizing.
246
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:37,252
This is, uh-This is Trill.
This is my friend, Sugar.
247
00:16:37,363 --> 00:16:40,264
We're gonna go play
a little ball, aren't we?
248
00:16:40,366 --> 00:16:42,266
We'll see you later.
249
00:16:42,368 --> 00:16:45,098
Come on, ladies.
250
00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:47,400
Oh!
251
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:50,271
- What's up, girl?
- Mr. Jones, huh?
252
00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:52,435
- Yeah. Yes.
- Mr. Jones.
253
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:55,173
Why don't you come
give me some sugar?
254
00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:57,772
- Speaking of bushes-
- Whoa!
255
00:16:57,884 --> 00:16:59,909
I don't know
where there's one there.
256
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,180
Get one of these, uh-
Get one of them.
257
00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:04,552
- Huh? Get in a bush and-
- No, I- I'm-
258
00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:06,557
I don't know about that.
259
00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:08,559
Oh.
260
00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:12,097
I'm so sick.
261
00:17:38,992 --> 00:17:40,892
Come on. Come on!
262
00:17:40,994 --> 00:17:42,985
Oh, my God!
Oh! Oh!
263
00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:47,259
It ain't what it looks like!It ain't what it looks like!
264
00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:49,335
Be gentle. Geez!
265
00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:53,029
Oh, my God-
266
00:17:53,139 --> 00:17:55,039
- Hey, Jonesy!
- Oh-
267
00:18:34,744 --> 00:18:36,974
Open up. I don't have
a key to this door.
268
00:18:38,681 --> 00:18:40,649
It's open.
269
00:18:44,087 --> 00:18:45,987
- Oh, my God. Are you okay?
- Oh!
270
00:18:46,089 --> 00:18:48,421
I'm in love.
271
00:18:48,524 --> 00:18:52,221
- Congratulations.
- Um, you have a- a bandage on your teat.
272
00:18:52,328 --> 00:18:55,263
For real. Like for real.
273
00:18:55,364 --> 00:18:58,765
- A love bandage.
- No, like a Ace bandage.
274
00:18:58,868 --> 00:19:00,768
- Yeah, an Ace bandage on your-
- On your boob.
275
00:19:00,870 --> 00:19:05,534
Oh, my Go- If I have been stabbed,
I am gonna be so pissed!
276
00:19:07,110 --> 00:19:10,102
- Stop the room.
Stop the room from moving, please.
- Hold on. Hold on.
277
00:19:10,213 --> 00:19:14,172
Hold on. Hold on. You have something
on your boob for real. No joke.
278
00:19:18,387 --> 00:19:20,912
That's him!
279
00:19:21,023 --> 00:19:23,287
- Oh! That's him.
- Huh?
280
00:19:23,392 --> 00:19:25,326
- That's him.
- Who?
281
00:19:25,428 --> 00:19:28,989
This is the man that's been making sweet,
dirty love to me all night long.
282
00:19:29,098 --> 00:19:31,794
Kinda looks like Richard Petty,
the NASCAR guy.
283
00:19:31,901 --> 00:19:34,301
- Yeah. You've been making love
with Richard Petty?
- I don't know!
284
00:19:34,403 --> 00:19:36,303
I love him.
285
00:19:36,405 --> 00:19:38,305
I have to find who this is.
286
00:19:38,407 --> 00:19:40,432
- Well, no, we gotta go-
- I have to find who this is.
287
00:19:40,543 --> 00:19:42,534
No, we gotta go back
to the convention center, guys.
288
00:19:42,645 --> 00:19:45,079
No, you have to go buy me
some cranberry juice...
289
00:19:45,181 --> 00:19:47,376
'cause it's gonna be one
of those days, I'll tell you.
290
00:19:47,483 --> 00:19:50,782
- Oh, no. Yeast infection time.
- I'll tell you.
291
00:19:54,490 --> 00:19:57,425
I'm gonna break thisdown for you one time.
292
00:19:57,527 --> 00:20:00,963
- This looks bad.
- We have a bioterrorism attack here.
293
00:20:01,063 --> 00:20:04,396
- Holy fuck.
- They were infected with a toxinto which we have no antidote.
294
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:08,027
It is not identified.Do we have any government officials here...
295
00:20:08,137 --> 00:20:10,367
- from Miami-
- I'm the assistant, uh, deputy mayor.
296
00:20:10,473 --> 00:20:12,373
Jeff Spoder.
297
00:20:12,475 --> 00:20:16,241
Right. What we need is someone who is
high-ranking in the Miami Beach government.
298
00:20:16,345 --> 00:20:18,870
They're all-
Everyone above me, um, is-
299
00:20:18,981 --> 00:20:20,915
is stuck in the convention center
right now.
300
00:20:21,017 --> 00:20:24,316
You quarantined them in there,
so I'm the acting, uh-
301
00:20:24,420 --> 00:20:26,320
I'm actually-
I'm acting mayor right now.
302
00:20:26,422 --> 00:20:29,585
All right, this is
Acting Mayor Jeff Spoder.
303
00:20:29,692 --> 00:20:32,252
If you need any office supplies,
get some copies made...
304
00:20:32,361 --> 00:20:34,693
a stapler,
it's this guy.
305
00:20:34,797 --> 00:20:38,164
I-I'd like to coordinate with your, um,
team to a-assess and handle the-
306
00:20:38,267 --> 00:20:41,259
I'd love to know where you are at all times
so I can avoid you.
307
00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:43,270
That would be helpful. Now-
308
00:20:43,372 --> 00:20:46,569
We have an infectious
contamination in this building.
309
00:20:46,676 --> 00:20:51,079
We have quarantined it. We have plus
or minus 2,000 law enforcement officers...
310
00:20:51,180 --> 00:20:54,707
from all over this greatUnited States of America in there.
311
00:20:54,817 --> 00:20:57,479
- 2,130.
- Do we have any police officers at all...
312
00:20:57,587 --> 00:21:00,681
outside the confines of this building?
313
00:21:02,859 --> 00:21:05,657
Step up.Highest ranking officer.
314
00:21:07,997 --> 00:21:09,965
Anybody?
315
00:21:13,269 --> 00:21:16,864
Jesus Christ.
You're in charge?
316
00:21:16,973 --> 00:21:20,033
Sir, yes, sir. Wh- What are-
What are ya-What's going on?
317
00:21:20,142 --> 00:21:24,101
All right, right now we got the entire
Miami Beach police force in there.
318
00:21:24,213 --> 00:21:26,977
- Check.
- That means that these streets
right now are unpatrolled.
319
00:21:27,083 --> 00:21:29,347
I need every one of you out there...
320
00:21:29,452 --> 00:21:32,387
answering 911 calls,
patrolling the streets.
321
00:21:32,488 --> 00:21:35,480
Department of Homeland Security
is gonna be maintaining the perimeter.
322
00:21:35,591 --> 00:21:38,890
There is no police force of
any kind outside the building?
323
00:21:38,995 --> 00:21:41,088
How the hell have you
not picked this up yet?
324
00:21:41,197 --> 00:21:43,222
- Go out there, patrol the streets.
- Right.
325
00:21:43,332 --> 00:21:47,325
You're the only thing standing
between complete chaos and order.
326
00:21:47,436 --> 00:21:49,336
Check!
We're on it!
327
00:21:49,438 --> 00:21:51,633
The Reno Sheriff's Department
at your service, sir!
328
00:21:51,741 --> 00:21:53,368
- Where's the, uh-
- Can we have a map?
329
00:21:53,476 --> 00:21:55,410
- Where's the police station?
- Where are we supposed to go?
330
00:22:02,752 --> 00:22:05,118
It's all right.
It's all right. I'm here.
331
00:22:05,221 --> 00:22:07,121
- Rogers?
- That's me.
332
00:22:10,726 --> 00:22:12,660
Holy shit!
333
00:22:15,731 --> 00:22:17,858
Rick Smith, SWAT.
334
00:22:17,967 --> 00:22:22,927
They call me "The Condor."
335
00:22:23,039 --> 00:22:26,634
I'm sorry I'm late to the barbecue.
I was on a mission when I got the call.
336
00:22:26,742 --> 00:22:28,505
Let me ask you a question, people.
337
00:22:28,611 --> 00:22:32,274
What's the difference
between bravery and courage?
338
00:22:32,381 --> 00:22:37,341
- Oh, I know. Bravery is something that you do.
- Shh. Shh.
339
00:22:37,453 --> 00:22:40,320
Cour- Sorry.
340
00:22:40,423 --> 00:22:43,483
Bravery is when
you do something dangerous...
341
00:22:43,592 --> 00:22:45,856
and you're not even scared.
342
00:22:45,962 --> 00:22:49,955
Courage is when you're
smart enough to know...
343
00:22:50,066 --> 00:22:55,026
you should be scared,
but you do it anyway.
344
00:22:55,137 --> 00:22:56,764
Oh.
345
00:22:57,807 --> 00:23:00,298
You will not fail.
346
00:23:00,409 --> 00:23:03,401
I will not allow you to fail.
347
00:23:03,512 --> 00:23:07,539
Under my watch,
I will not allow you to fail.
348
00:23:07,650 --> 00:23:11,984
As God as my witness,
we will not fail.
349
00:23:12,088 --> 00:23:13,988
Are you with me?
350
00:23:14,090 --> 00:23:15,990
Uh-
351
00:23:16,092 --> 00:23:18,060
- Are you with me?
- Is that-
352
00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:22,062
It's okay. I know what I'm doing.
I know the thing is out of the thing.
353
00:23:22,164 --> 00:23:24,724
This can come out.
This stays like this.
354
00:23:24,834 --> 00:23:25,926
- Okay.
- Are you with me?
355
00:23:26,035 --> 00:23:28,333
- Yes!
- Are you with me?
356
00:23:28,437 --> 00:23:30,769
- Yes!
- How- Okay, the thing.
Okay that came out now for real.
357
00:23:30,873 --> 00:23:32,704
Wait. Wait. Wait.
358
00:23:32,808 --> 00:23:35,709
No, it's okay. I got 10 seconds
with these sons of bitches.
359
00:23:35,811 --> 00:23:37,369
- I got 'em.
- Wait a second.
360
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:38,845
Oh, fuck.
361
00:23:41,384 --> 00:23:44,376
Oh, man!
That's how blood splatters.
362
00:23:47,356 --> 00:23:50,757
Um, so does that meanwe're back in charge?
363
00:23:51,894 --> 00:23:53,862
Yeah.
364
00:23:55,564 --> 00:23:57,088
I scheduled a big Friday meeting.
365
00:24:31,867 --> 00:24:33,858
Wow.
366
00:24:56,358 --> 00:24:59,885
911 -
367
00:25:02,298 --> 00:25:04,926
Sheriff's department.
368
00:25:05,034 --> 00:25:07,298
Hello- Hello?
369
00:25:07,403 --> 00:25:08,870
- Sheriff's department.
- Sheriff's department.
370
00:25:08,971 --> 00:25:10,871
- Sheriff's department.
- Sheriff's department.
371
00:25:10,973 --> 00:25:13,271
Sheriff's department.
372
00:25:13,375 --> 00:25:16,310
911. Uh, yes, sir, what is
the nature of your emergency?
373
00:25:16,412 --> 00:25:18,380
Okay, where are you?
374
00:25:18,481 --> 00:25:20,506
No, in relationship to where I am.
375
00:25:20,616 --> 00:25:24,347
I just have to check a map. I am s-
Hold on. Hold on. Can you hold, please?
376
00:25:24,453 --> 00:25:28,014
- Hello, sheriff's department.
- All right, uh, I can't- I don't have a pen.
377
00:25:28,124 --> 00:25:30,024
Uh, I don't have- I don't-
378
00:25:30,126 --> 00:25:33,118
Okay, people!
Let's roll!
379
00:25:35,231 --> 00:25:38,758
- Dear Lord.
- My, oh, my.
380
00:25:38,868 --> 00:25:41,029
My ride is greater than your ride.
381
00:25:41,137 --> 00:25:43,867
Hey, everybody. Everybody-
382
00:25:43,973 --> 00:25:46,567
- Let's be careful out there, okay?
- Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
383
00:25:46,675 --> 00:25:48,472
- Oh.
- Oh.
- Oh, shit.
384
00:25:48,577 --> 00:25:50,306
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm all right.
385
00:25:50,412 --> 00:25:52,312
- I'm fine.
- Go ahead. Go ahead.
386
00:25:57,153 --> 00:25:59,053
Supposed to be-
387
00:25:59,155 --> 00:26:01,817
We could've hit 11th and Ocean,
like, five minutes ago.
388
00:26:11,634 --> 00:26:14,228
Wait a second.
Are we on a street?
389
00:26:15,371 --> 00:26:17,305
I think we're in a-
We're in a caf�.
390
00:26:17,406 --> 00:26:19,704
- I think we're in a caf�.
- We're in a caf�.
391
00:26:19,808 --> 00:26:21,708
Shit.
392
00:26:22,745 --> 00:26:24,645
Sheriff's department.
393
00:26:24,747 --> 00:26:26,214
Nothin'-
Nothin' to see here.
394
00:26:26,382 --> 00:26:28,213
It took us 40 minutes to get out.
395
00:26:28,317 --> 00:26:30,217
If you would've turned
right on Mar�a Buena-
396
00:26:30,319 --> 00:26:32,344
- You didn't tell me to.
- I did tell you to.
397
00:26:32,454 --> 00:26:35,218
- No, you didn't.
- Don't tell me what I didn't tell you.
398
00:26:35,324 --> 00:26:38,851
- Sheriff's department!
- "El departmento de sheriff."
399
00:26:40,896 --> 00:26:43,057
- Oh!
- Oh!
400
00:26:43,165 --> 00:26:44,894
- Oh, hell. Shit, no.- Oh!
401
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,594
- That's a North American alligator, man.
- Ah, shit. Okay, what do we do?
402
00:26:47,703 --> 00:26:49,398
Uh- Hell, let's just-
403
00:26:49,505 --> 00:26:51,370
- Yeah, we should just go.
- Let's just go.
404
00:26:51,473 --> 00:26:53,236
Just let nature take its course.
405
00:26:53,342 --> 00:26:55,936
Hello! There y'all are.You trespassin'.
406
00:26:56,045 --> 00:26:57,774
- Sir.
- You little sneaky trespassers.
407
00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:59,745
- Get back in- No!- Sir.
408
00:26:59,848 --> 00:27:02,646
- Sir, please. Please get back in your yard.
- How are we doin'? Hi.
409
00:27:02,751 --> 00:27:04,981
- We got a situation here, sir.
- Yeah, we got a situation.
410
00:27:05,087 --> 00:27:07,920
- Couple blueberries comin' in
and makin' a fruit salad, huh?
- Sir, please!
411
00:27:08,023 --> 00:27:10,116
- Sir. Sir.
- No. No! Hey!
412
00:27:10,226 --> 00:27:12,353
- We can't allow you to go in the pool, sir.
- Why not?
413
00:27:12,461 --> 00:27:14,929
That gator won't bite.
You scared of this pretty little thing?
414
00:27:15,030 --> 00:27:17,794
- I don't know, sir.
- You scared of this pretty little thing?
415
00:27:17,900 --> 00:27:20,391
He's a gator. Where you from?
Where you from, you don't know gator?
416
00:27:20,502 --> 00:27:23,335
We're from Reno. We're not from here.
417
00:27:24,506 --> 00:27:25,996
- Oh, shit.
- Hey, look. Look here.
418
00:27:26,108 --> 00:27:28,235
Rule number one for gator-
you gotta respect it.
419
00:27:28,344 --> 00:27:30,778
- You don't respect a gator, gator not respect you.
- Don't touch it!
420
00:27:30,879 --> 00:27:33,905
- Stop!
- They got peripheral eye vision on the side.
421
00:27:34,016 --> 00:27:36,246
I'm gonna come at him
like another predator.
422
00:27:36,352 --> 00:27:38,547
Not a prey,
I come at him like a predator.
423
00:27:38,654 --> 00:27:41,350
- Stop that. T.J., please just stop all of this.
- Now look at this.
424
00:27:41,457 --> 00:27:43,357
Now watch this.
Watch this. Watch this.
425
00:27:43,459 --> 00:27:45,086
- No.
- Oh, okay.
426
00:27:45,194 --> 00:27:46,855
Don't even refle-
'Cause he respect me.
427
00:27:46,962 --> 00:27:49,829
One, two, three, four, five,
and then it split to a double.
428
00:27:49,932 --> 00:27:52,526
That mean this gator 50 year old.
He been attacked before.
429
00:27:52,635 --> 00:27:54,865
He know how to approach.
Now watch this. Watch this.
430
00:27:54,970 --> 00:27:56,870
- No! No!
- Watch for it.
431
00:27:58,107 --> 00:28:00,667
- Come on now!
- I'm his daddy!
432
00:28:00,776 --> 00:28:02,767
Come on. Get out. No.
433
00:28:02,878 --> 00:28:05,278
- Okay. No.
- Look at that. That gator don't bite.He don't do nothin'.
434
00:28:06,749 --> 00:28:08,842
Well, that gator dead.
435
00:28:08,951 --> 00:28:10,851
Yeah, this gator's dead.
436
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:12,982
Aah!
437
00:28:25,401 --> 00:28:27,301
This is the life.
I am so gla-
438
00:28:27,403 --> 00:28:29,997
How did we luck out,
and all those other turkeys...
439
00:28:30,105 --> 00:28:32,005
are dealing with that bio-attack?
440
00:28:32,107 --> 00:28:34,007
I don't know.
And guess what?
441
00:28:34,109 --> 00:28:36,077
I don't care.
'Cause I'm shaking my shoulders.
442
00:28:36,178 --> 00:28:38,271
- I'm shaking my shoulders.
- Me neither. I don't care.
443
00:28:38,380 --> 00:28:40,940
- Check it out.
- Don't hate, ladies.
444
00:28:41,050 --> 00:28:42,813
- Don't hate.
- Don't hate on me.
445
00:28:42,918 --> 00:28:45,250
- Don't hate on me. No, she didn't.
- Stop it.
446
00:28:45,354 --> 00:28:47,288
- Yeah.
- Let me get your vernacular
straightened out...
447
00:28:47,389 --> 00:28:50,290
'cause I don't want you embarrassing me
in case we meet some people.
448
00:28:50,392 --> 00:28:52,883
Okay, so if somebody comes up
to you and they say...
449
00:28:52,995 --> 00:28:55,395
"Hey, Officer,"
what you gonna say back?
450
00:28:55,497 --> 00:28:58,432
- Give it to me.
- No- No, you didn't, bitch!
451
00:29:01,370 --> 00:29:04,339
- So if somebody says, "Hey, how you doin'?"
- Mm-hmm.
452
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:08,137
You just go, "What up, yo?" Got it?
453
00:29:08,243 --> 00:29:10,734
What up, yo, player?
454
00:29:10,846 --> 00:29:14,043
See, you keep putting extras on it.
That's-You don't follow instructions.
455
00:29:14,149 --> 00:29:17,676
- You just supposed to say exactly
what I told you to say.
- All right, try it again.
456
00:29:17,786 --> 00:29:21,517
- Hey, how you doin'?
- Shut up, nigga.
457
00:29:27,730 --> 00:29:31,131
I did it again.
Ow! Jesus Christ, Ray.
458
00:29:31,233 --> 00:29:35,067
- I'm hungry.
- I'm afraid I did a terrible thing.
459
00:29:35,170 --> 00:29:37,070
- What?
- Well, I had to pee...
460
00:29:37,172 --> 00:29:40,039
so instead of doing
the whole bathing suit off...
461
00:29:40,142 --> 00:29:42,736
I did the- the pull over
and out the side.
462
00:29:42,845 --> 00:29:44,870
Oh, yeah, where you
pull it to the side.
463
00:29:44,980 --> 00:29:47,813
And I think I dribbled a little bit.
464
00:29:59,895 --> 00:30:03,422
�Coma mi amigo bailaren el discotheque-o?
465
00:30:03,532 --> 00:30:05,466
I don't speak Spanish.
466
00:30:08,904 --> 00:30:10,599
Hey! What the hell? Hey!
467
00:30:10,706 --> 00:30:12,333
Shit! Ow!
468
00:30:30,092 --> 00:30:32,754
How ya doin', guys? Eh?
469
00:30:32,861 --> 00:30:34,761
- Uh-
- Who is your little friend?
470
00:30:34,863 --> 00:30:37,627
- We don't know him, sir.
- Uh, we don't know that guy.
471
00:30:37,733 --> 00:30:40,361
Oh, you don't know who this is?
472
00:30:40,469 --> 00:30:42,369
No, sir.
473
00:30:42,471 --> 00:30:44,598
You believe these guys?
474
00:30:44,706 --> 00:30:47,504
Oh! Oh!
475
00:30:47,609 --> 00:30:49,941
- I get really sick and tired-
- I don't know you or anybody else-
476
00:30:56,084 --> 00:30:58,382
Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
477
00:30:58,487 --> 00:30:59,954
- We don't know him.
- We don't know him.
478
00:31:00,055 --> 00:31:02,285
I'm not a cop. I'm just-I'm here on vacation, man.
479
00:31:02,391 --> 00:31:04,552
- How'd you know Mr. Big?
- We don't know Mr. Big.
480
00:31:04,660 --> 00:31:07,026
- What is your connection to Mr. Big?
- We don't know Mr. Big!
481
00:31:07,129 --> 00:31:10,064
- Why are you investigating me?
- We're not- Huh?
482
00:31:10,165 --> 00:31:12,463
Look, you guys are smart guys, right?
483
00:31:12,568 --> 00:31:14,468
- Yeah.
- I know this.
484
00:31:14,570 --> 00:31:17,733
- No. No. We're not.
- All the other cops areimprisoned in that building.
485
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:20,673
But you manage to walk the streets.
I don't know how you escaped it.
486
00:31:20,776 --> 00:31:23,472
We didn't-We couldn't get
our passes, sir.
487
00:31:25,581 --> 00:31:27,674
You're very smart.
488
00:31:29,518 --> 00:31:32,146
Huh? Huh?
Get my message?
489
00:31:32,254 --> 00:31:35,917
Oh! Oh! Man!
490
00:31:36,024 --> 00:31:38,754
- Ow! Goddamn!
- Turn it off.
491
00:31:38,861 --> 00:31:42,524
Sick fuck! Who brings
a weed whacker on a boat?
492
00:31:43,866 --> 00:31:47,768
You forget you ever see me.
493
00:31:56,044 --> 00:31:57,909
Sheriff's department.
494
00:31:58,013 --> 00:31:59,913
I got this tattoo the other day, um...
495
00:32:00,015 --> 00:32:03,348
and I don't know where I got it,
so I'm wondering if I got it here.
496
00:32:03,452 --> 00:32:07,115
Why don't you, uh, come back here.
Come take a look at it.
497
00:32:09,858 --> 00:32:11,792
Mmm, yeah.
498
00:32:11,894 --> 00:32:14,294
Okay, so, the tattoo's
on the left, right?
499
00:32:14,396 --> 00:32:16,330
- Mm-hmm.
- So, I don't know why we're-
500
00:32:16,431 --> 00:32:19,594
Well, you know, it's- it's as much
about where it's not, as where it is.
501
00:32:19,701 --> 00:32:21,566
Get a sense here, if I can-
502
00:32:21,670 --> 00:32:23,570
- If I just-
- That's some beautiful work.
503
00:32:23,672 --> 00:32:26,140
Thank you. I'm hoping
you guys can tell me whose it is...
504
00:32:26,241 --> 00:32:28,209
because I'm really in pain here.
505
00:32:28,310 --> 00:32:30,938
Hey! What the fuck?
506
00:32:31,046 --> 00:32:33,537
- Oh. I was-
- Our fucking toilets need snakin' back there.
507
00:32:33,649 --> 00:32:35,913
- I don't pay you to play
grab-ass with the clients.
- I was-
508
00:32:36,018 --> 00:32:38,452
She came in and I-
You weren't around, so I was just-
509
00:32:38,554 --> 00:32:40,454
- Snake the fucking toilets.
- Got it.
510
00:32:40,556 --> 00:32:44,287
- See you later, Breen.
- Fucking plumbers, man.
511
00:32:44,393 --> 00:32:46,452
- Can I help you?
- What's up?
512
00:32:46,562 --> 00:32:50,965
So, we got a call that there was some
lewd behavior going on on the boardwalk.
513
00:32:51,066 --> 00:32:53,626
Possible prostitution.
514
00:32:53,735 --> 00:32:55,635
Holy shit. Is that Terry?
515
00:32:55,737 --> 00:32:59,264
That's Terry.
That's one of our locals from Reno.
516
00:32:59,374 --> 00:33:01,774
- Terry!
- What?
517
00:33:01,877 --> 00:33:05,074
- Hi!
- What the hell?
518
00:33:05,180 --> 00:33:07,080
- What you doin' in Miami?
- What's goin' on?
519
00:33:07,182 --> 00:33:09,082
Look at your hair.
That's fun.
520
00:33:09,184 --> 00:33:11,448
- Terry, what are you doin' here?
- What do you mean?
521
00:33:11,553 --> 00:33:13,646
I just flew in on my jet.
522
00:33:13,755 --> 00:33:15,746
Terry, what are you-
Did you follow us to Miami?
523
00:33:15,857 --> 00:33:18,257
- Did you know we were coming down here?
- No, I live here.
524
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:20,260
It's where my house is.
I have 17 houses.
525
00:33:20,362 --> 00:33:22,023
- This is where one of 'em is.
- Terry.
526
00:33:22,130 --> 00:33:24,064
What did I do?
527
00:33:24,166 --> 00:33:26,532
What-That's what we want to know.
What did you do?
528
00:33:26,635 --> 00:33:28,830
We got a call about lewd
behavior on the boardwalk...
529
00:33:28,937 --> 00:33:32,964
and you the only thing I see around here
that could qualify... as lewd.
530
00:33:33,075 --> 00:33:34,975
How is this-
I'm not lewd at all.
531
00:33:35,077 --> 00:33:37,443
I don't even know what-
Lube or lewd?
532
00:33:37,546 --> 00:33:39,138
- Terry.
- What?
533
00:33:39,247 --> 00:33:41,238
Why are you here,
and what are you doing?
534
00:33:41,350 --> 00:33:45,446
I just flew in.
I'm recording an album.
535
00:33:45,554 --> 00:33:47,454
It's called...
536
00:33:47,556 --> 00:33:50,582
Terry: South Bitch: Live:
537
00:33:50,692 --> 00:33:52,922
Fuck You, Dad.
538
00:33:53,028 --> 00:33:55,792
And it drops in, uh, 2009.
539
00:33:55,897 --> 00:34:00,596
Terry, when you are here,
you are an ambassador for Reno.
540
00:34:00,702 --> 00:34:03,296
Heavy on the "assador."
541
00:34:03,405 --> 00:34:06,135
South "be-otch."
542
00:34:06,241 --> 00:34:08,471
- Knock it off.
- Listen-
543
00:34:08,577 --> 00:34:11,239
- I'm on wheels, yo.
- What are you covered in?
544
00:34:11,346 --> 00:34:14,543
- Ew. Terry.
- What? It's, uh, apple martini and lube.
545
00:34:14,650 --> 00:34:16,845
- Ugh!
- Come on, Terry.
546
00:34:16,952 --> 00:34:19,011
That's not all you on.
What else are you on?
547
00:34:19,121 --> 00:34:21,214
- What else are you on?
- I'm on fucking crack, yo.
548
00:34:23,525 --> 00:34:27,484
The Department of Homeland Security
has supplied us...
549
00:34:27,596 --> 00:34:30,360
with some evidence collectedby themselves and the C.D.C...
550
00:34:30,465 --> 00:34:32,365
from the convention center.
551
00:34:32,467 --> 00:34:37,427
And it is our jobto put the pieces together.
552
00:34:37,539 --> 00:34:39,507
Anyone have a theory?
553
00:34:44,546 --> 00:34:46,810
Oh, my God!
554
00:34:46,915 --> 00:34:49,076
- Fuck! Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck!
- Put it back on!
555
00:34:49,184 --> 00:34:50,845
Aaah! Whoo-hoo!
556
00:34:50,952 --> 00:34:52,852
- Oh, God! Oh!
- Come on. Be thorough, guys.
557
00:34:52,954 --> 00:34:54,683
Oh! Aaah!
558
00:34:54,790 --> 00:34:59,193
- You got some stunning abs.
- Oh, thank you. You know, I do, uh- I work out.
559
00:34:59,294 --> 00:35:01,159
- Really?
- Uh, a good bit.
560
00:35:01,263 --> 00:35:04,061
- Yeah, you yoga or something?
- I do- I do it all. I do yoga-
561
00:35:04,166 --> 00:35:06,191
- You flexible?
- I'm pretty flexible.
562
00:35:06,301 --> 00:35:10,032
The thing is now you want to be sure
when you do it though, to just-
563
00:35:10,138 --> 00:35:12,402
You gotta, uh-
You gotta-
564
00:35:12,507 --> 00:35:16,034
What you don't want to do is get-
You want to get the waist up.
565
00:35:16,144 --> 00:35:18,044
Oops.
566
00:35:18,146 --> 00:35:19,807
- Oh.
- Excuse me.
567
00:35:19,915 --> 00:35:22,281
Whoo. Sorry about that.
568
00:35:22,384 --> 00:35:24,909
- All the spicy food up in here in Miami.
- Occupational-
569
00:35:25,020 --> 00:35:26,920
Occupational hazard.
570
00:35:37,199 --> 00:35:39,099
Okay, okay, what have we got?
571
00:35:48,810 --> 00:35:51,005
C-C-C-
572
00:35:51,113 --> 00:35:53,013
"Calmat�."
573
00:36:01,490 --> 00:36:03,515
I noticed.
574
00:36:03,625 --> 00:36:05,786
Boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs.
575
00:36:07,496 --> 00:36:09,396
All right. Yeah.
576
00:36:09,498 --> 00:36:12,023
Uh-
577
00:36:16,571 --> 00:36:19,335
We gotta clear this beach.
We gotta clear it now. I want good ideas.
578
00:36:19,441 --> 00:36:22,535
Let's go. Boom.What do we got? Williams.
579
00:36:26,481 --> 00:36:28,949
- You want me to come back to you?
- Come back to me.
580
00:36:29,050 --> 00:36:31,575
- Come back to you. Trudy Wiegel.
- I have an idea, Jim.
581
00:36:31,686 --> 00:36:33,881
- Yeah?
- What about a telephone...
582
00:36:33,989 --> 00:36:36,617
that you can actually smell through?
583
00:36:36,725 --> 00:36:38,989
Uh, whale-related. Whale-related.
Clearing the beach ideas.
584
00:36:39,094 --> 00:36:40,994
- Not in- Not inventions.
- I have nothing.
585
00:36:41,096 --> 00:36:44,293
- Jim, if you think about it-
- Who gave-Who gave topless a gun?
586
00:36:44,399 --> 00:36:47,197
- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
- Oh, no. No. Get down. Get down.
587
00:36:47,302 --> 00:36:52,501
Okay, people, this is how
we're gonna do it. Ready?
588
00:36:52,607 --> 00:36:56,839
Here is our-What kind of whale
do we think that is?
589
00:36:56,945 --> 00:36:58,845
- Uh, sperm?
- Big one?
590
00:36:58,947 --> 00:37:01,006
- Black whale.
- A narwhal. A narwhal.
591
00:37:01,116 --> 00:37:03,277
- Here's what- Here's what we're gonna do.
- Face the-
592
00:37:03,385 --> 00:37:08,186
We are, per Travis-
per Travis and Trudy both-
593
00:37:08,290 --> 00:37:10,190
- What'd I do?
- What we're gonna do is-
594
00:37:10,292 --> 00:37:12,590
- Stick your butt in the air.
- we are going to-
595
00:37:12,694 --> 00:37:17,358
- You put your feet on it like
that and then I'll help you.
- get a rather large chainsaw-
596
00:37:17,465 --> 00:37:20,923
- Jonesy! Jonesy!
- We are going to make sushi cuts.
597
00:37:21,036 --> 00:37:25,405
- Which is the hand-cut sushi
and which is-when they roll-
- Inside out roll.
598
00:37:25,507 --> 00:37:27,498
We're gonna make some crosscuts,
crosscuts, crosscuts.
599
00:37:27,609 --> 00:37:32,512
- I- I like California roll.
- Okay, we'll then roll each
individual piece into a channel...
600
00:37:32,614 --> 00:37:35,606
which we dig here to the ocean,
per Travis.
601
00:37:35,717 --> 00:37:38,811
- This is a channel to the ocean.
- We're gonna chainsaw the damn thing?
602
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:42,219
- Yeah, into little sus-
Which one's the hand-cut rolls?
- No one's paying attention.
603
00:37:42,324 --> 00:37:44,417
I have no idea what
you're talking about.
604
00:37:44,526 --> 00:37:47,086
Let's try and get it.It's only 15, 20 feet. How hard could it be?
605
00:37:47,195 --> 00:37:49,959
In... five, six, seven, eight.
606
00:37:50,065 --> 00:37:51,965
And-
607
00:37:52,067 --> 00:37:55,264
Do it! It's goin'!
She's movin'!
608
00:37:55,370 --> 00:37:57,702
- It's movin'!
- I can feel it!
609
00:38:04,379 --> 00:38:07,815
Five, four, three. Hut!
610
00:38:07,916 --> 00:38:09,816
Go, Jonesy! Go!
611
00:38:09,918 --> 00:38:11,579
- Oh!
- Oh. Oh.
612
00:38:11,686 --> 00:38:13,586
Okay, ready, people, on my count.
613
00:38:13,688 --> 00:38:17,215
One, two, three!
614
00:38:18,860 --> 00:38:20,760
Oh! Oh! Wait!
615
00:38:20,862 --> 00:38:22,955
Wait!
616
00:38:27,102 --> 00:38:28,831
Get a Wet-Nap, people!
617
00:38:28,937 --> 00:38:32,429
Good God! We got a officer down.
We need a Wet-Nap!
618
00:38:32,540 --> 00:38:38,240
So, when the chips are down
and it's fourth and, uh-
619
00:38:38,346 --> 00:38:40,246
- uh, fourth and, uh-
- Goal.
620
00:38:40,348 --> 00:38:42,942
Goal. Who can you count on?
Lieutenant Jimbo.
621
00:38:43,051 --> 00:38:47,511
And... his associates.
622
00:38:47,622 --> 00:38:50,420
Who shall remain nameless.
There's too many of them to name at once.
623
00:38:50,525 --> 00:38:53,323
- Trudy! Give me a "T."
- No, we- they shall remain nameless.
624
00:38:53,428 --> 00:38:55,658
His associates. Anyway, all right, here we go.You ready, peeps?
625
00:38:55,764 --> 00:38:58,562
- Yeah.
- Let's do it to it.
626
00:38:58,667 --> 00:39:01,568
And- un, deux, trois.
627
00:39:03,204 --> 00:39:05,138
Whoa!
628
00:39:07,108 --> 00:39:10,100
- Go team! Go team! Aaah!
- Ew! Ew! Ew!
629
00:39:10,211 --> 00:39:12,076
Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!
630
00:39:12,180 --> 00:39:15,308
Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!
631
00:39:15,417 --> 00:39:17,408
You blew up a wha-
632
00:39:17,519 --> 00:39:20,511
You blew up a whale on-on our- our beaches!
633
00:39:20,622 --> 00:39:26,219
There are people
screaming at me now...
634
00:39:26,328 --> 00:39:30,458
because you guys have beenscrewing everything up!
635
00:39:30,565 --> 00:39:32,624
You bunch of jerk heads!
636
00:39:32,734 --> 00:39:35,669
P. Diddy's boatis all covered in whale.
637
00:39:35,770 --> 00:39:39,103
And then Shaq's boat,
a piece of... whale-
638
00:39:39,207 --> 00:39:42,040
- Don't touch me!
- Sorry, I was just-
639
00:39:42,143 --> 00:39:46,876
Now, you people-you have to
start acting like this is a crisis!
640
00:39:47,983 --> 00:39:50,679
And you have to get
your stuff together!
641
00:39:50,785 --> 00:39:53,720
You need to strap it down!
642
00:39:53,822 --> 00:39:56,689
And get it together!
643
00:39:56,791 --> 00:39:59,783
Now, I'm gonna goand listen on my phone...
644
00:39:59,894 --> 00:40:01,794
to get yelled at some more!
645
00:40:01,896 --> 00:40:03,796
So thanks!
646
00:40:07,202 --> 00:40:09,170
- Sorry.
- Bye, Jeff.
647
00:40:09,270 --> 00:40:13,536
Okay, guys, no joke.You heard little Jeff.
648
00:40:13,641 --> 00:40:16,405
We have got to strap it down.
649
00:40:16,511 --> 00:40:18,570
- Okay?
- What does that mean?
650
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:21,274
I have no idea.
But you- He said it specifically.
651
00:40:21,383 --> 00:40:24,181
I think it means
we've got to do better.
652
00:40:31,159 --> 00:40:33,059
What the fuck, man?
653
00:40:33,161 --> 00:40:35,254
- That's what the siren's for.- You gotta signal.
654
00:40:35,363 --> 00:40:37,354
- You're supposed to signal!
- Use your signal, fuck head!
655
00:40:37,465 --> 00:40:38,932
Fuckin' deaf, dude.
656
00:40:46,674 --> 00:40:49,108
We are on a highly classified mission...
657
00:40:49,210 --> 00:40:53,544
from Homeland Security delivering
vital materials to Captain Rogers.
658
00:40:53,648 --> 00:40:56,116
E.T.A., 1.5 seconds.
659
00:40:57,719 --> 00:41:00,051
- Whoa. Made it.
- What have we got?
660
00:41:00,155 --> 00:41:02,783
- Coffee, sir.
- Here you go. Nice and hot.
661
00:41:02,891 --> 00:41:06,486
I asked you for coffee. I didn't say
to make a national emergency out of it.
662
00:41:06,594 --> 00:41:09,563
We still haven't found an antidote.
663
00:41:09,664 --> 00:41:14,465
In 24 hours, I'm gonna have over
2,000 dead law enforcement officers.
664
00:41:14,569 --> 00:41:17,629
Not like you.
Real cops.
665
00:41:17,739 --> 00:41:19,639
If you fuck with meone more time...
666
00:41:19,741 --> 00:41:21,641
I'm gonna fill up a tube sock
with oranges.
667
00:41:21,743 --> 00:41:25,543
I'm gonna beat you till I juice 'em.
Then I'm gonna drink that juice in front of you.
668
00:41:25,647 --> 00:41:28,673
And you're gonna beg me, "Why? Why? Why?"
But I won't answer that question.
669
00:41:28,783 --> 00:41:31,775
'Cause you'll know it-
so you'll get your heads out of your asses!
670
00:41:31,886 --> 00:41:33,751
- Get outta here. Go.
- Now.
671
00:41:33,855 --> 00:41:35,516
Louis, coffee.
672
00:41:35,623 --> 00:41:38,490
- What are we doin'?
- I don't know. We tried to do somethin' right.
673
00:41:38,593 --> 00:41:40,618
Right? We give the guy-
Guy wants coffee.
674
00:41:43,398 --> 00:41:45,366
Aaah! Why?
675
00:41:57,846 --> 00:42:00,076
- Oh, shit!
- Come on, man!
676
00:42:00,181 --> 00:42:01,614
- Dang!
- Goddamn it.
677
00:42:01,716 --> 00:42:03,980
You guys are pretty smart, huh?
678
00:42:04,085 --> 00:42:05,347
- No.
- No, we're not.
679
00:42:05,453 --> 00:42:07,978
No, you keep saying that.
No, we're not. We're not smart.
680
00:42:11,493 --> 00:42:13,791
What? Ricky,
what are you doing?
681
00:42:13,895 --> 00:42:16,591
- Why you take one of my own, huh?
- We don't know this man.
682
00:42:16,698 --> 00:42:20,896
Why you work against me? Why the three
of you and Mr. Big work against me?
683
00:42:21,002 --> 00:42:23,061
No, we don't-
we don't know him.
684
00:42:23,171 --> 00:42:25,571
- I've never seen those men in my life.
- I've never seen him!
685
00:42:25,673 --> 00:42:27,903
- We didn't take him. We don't know him.
- Watch this.
686
00:42:28,009 --> 00:42:31,945
- Why... are you doing this?
- You're gonna light somebody up
on your own fuckin' boat?
687
00:42:32,046 --> 00:42:34,037
That's really, really bright.
688
00:42:34,149 --> 00:42:37,243
You came to my daughter's
birthday party!
689
00:42:37,352 --> 00:42:40,116
Bad decision. Guys!
690
00:42:40,221 --> 00:42:42,348
You wore a hat
on her birthday party!
691
00:42:42,457 --> 00:42:44,857
Light this piece of "chit" up.
692
00:42:44,959 --> 00:42:48,554
Don't light this chicken!
Don't light this chicken!
693
00:42:48,663 --> 00:42:50,187
Come on.
Leave him alone.
694
00:42:50,298 --> 00:42:54,234
- I said piece of "chit," not chicken.
- I'll see you on the other side!
695
00:42:54,335 --> 00:42:57,498
Oh, God. Oh, shit.
696
00:42:59,007 --> 00:43:01,601
- Watch the hat.
- Oh, my God!
697
00:43:10,919 --> 00:43:12,853
Oh, my.
698
00:43:12,954 --> 00:43:15,115
Sheriff's department.
699
00:43:15,223 --> 00:43:17,714
I need to know
if you've seen me before...
700
00:43:17,825 --> 00:43:20,919
and if I got this done
at this establishment.
701
00:43:21,029 --> 00:43:22,929
No, ma'am.
702
00:43:23,031 --> 00:43:25,226
- Show me the other side.
- No.
703
00:43:25,333 --> 00:43:28,894
- No, it looks-They're twins.
- You got anything down there?
704
00:43:29,003 --> 00:43:31,494
Actually, I have nothing down there.
705
00:43:31,606 --> 00:43:34,370
- Just like a Barbie.
- Hey, hey, hey.
706
00:43:57,966 --> 00:44:00,264
Ow!
707
00:44:00,368 --> 00:44:02,598
Ow!
708
00:44:02,704 --> 00:44:04,638
Ow!
709
00:44:04,739 --> 00:44:08,231
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh-
710
00:44:08,409 --> 00:44:10,673
We have received a noise complaint...
711
00:44:10,778 --> 00:44:13,246
at the residence of someone
named Suge Knight?
712
00:44:13,348 --> 00:44:15,976
- 4211. Here we go.
- Suge Knight.
713
00:44:16,084 --> 00:44:18,416
This is a house, huh?
714
00:44:20,755 --> 00:44:23,246
Mr. Suge Knight?-
715
00:44:23,358 --> 00:44:26,486
- Sheriff's department!
- Sheriff's department!
716
00:44:26,594 --> 00:44:28,789
Mr. Suge Knight!
717
00:44:36,170 --> 00:44:39,628
- Shit.
- Hi. Hi. Hi.
718
00:44:39,741 --> 00:44:43,575
Uh, we're gonna need
to find Mr. Suge Knight.
719
00:44:43,678 --> 00:44:46,738
We're gonna need to get
the music turned down, okay?
720
00:44:46,848 --> 00:44:50,011
Uh, ex-excuse me.
Uh, d-do you know a Mr. Suge Knight?
721
00:44:50,118 --> 00:44:51,585
"Soog" Knight. Suge-
722
00:44:51,686 --> 00:44:54,883
Are you Suge?
Are you Suge?
723
00:44:54,989 --> 00:44:58,584
Are you Jay-Z?
Are you any of 'em?
724
00:44:59,994 --> 00:45:02,360
- I don't think so.
- Uh, it's his birthday.
725
00:45:02,463 --> 00:45:04,556
- It's Suge Knight's birthday?
- Suge Knight's birthday.
726
00:45:04,666 --> 00:45:08,067
Hey, when are they doing the cake for Suge?
Does anybody know?
727
00:45:08,169 --> 00:45:10,069
Okay, I am standing right here!
728
00:45:10,171 --> 00:45:12,833
I am using my outside voice,
and I am very angry right now!
729
00:45:12,940 --> 00:45:15,033
I want the music
turned off right now!
730
00:45:15,143 --> 00:45:17,043
I am so serious,
it's not even funny!
731
00:45:17,145 --> 00:45:19,375
The music goes off right now!
732
00:45:26,721 --> 00:45:28,916
And now that
I have your attention...
733
00:45:32,327 --> 00:45:35,728
we have a special message
for the birthday boy...
734
00:45:38,499 --> 00:45:41,195
from Miami's...
735
00:45:41,302 --> 00:45:44,237
number one strip-o-grams.
736
00:45:44,339 --> 00:45:46,239
That's right, birthday boy.
737
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:08,224
That's right.
738
00:46:39,026 --> 00:46:41,256
Listen.
739
00:46:41,362 --> 00:46:43,455
What?
740
00:46:43,564 --> 00:46:46,897
No phones.
No 911 calls.
741
00:46:47,001 --> 00:46:49,231
- All right.
- It's a city under control, people.
742
00:46:49,337 --> 00:46:52,670
- Wow.
- Reno S.D.
743
00:46:52,774 --> 00:46:56,266
Reno S.D. All right, okay. Okay.
744
00:46:58,346 --> 00:47:00,746
- It's 0200 hours right now.
- Mm-hmm.
745
00:47:00,848 --> 00:47:03,840
I don't think we're any good to this city
unless we get some rest, okay?
746
00:47:03,951 --> 00:47:06,317
Let's take a-
like a hour and a half.
747
00:47:06,421 --> 00:47:08,787
We'll regroup here at 0330, okay?
748
00:47:08,890 --> 00:47:12,656
Get some rest.
That is an order.
749
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:22,369
'Cause it's dirty! Yeah!
750
00:47:36,617 --> 00:47:39,950
You need me to hold your drink for you?
It's all right. She's good.
751
00:47:44,659 --> 00:47:47,355
Oh! What!
752
00:47:49,096 --> 00:47:51,087
In this corner, we got
our undefeated champ...
753
00:47:51,199 --> 00:47:55,693
and in this corner, we got some old,
weird uncle of somebody's and shit.
754
00:47:55,803 --> 00:47:57,668
Yo, man, you need to bring it.
755
00:47:57,772 --> 00:48:00,741
Come on.
You scared?
756
00:48:00,842 --> 00:48:03,675
- Ohh!- Need security.
757
00:48:25,900 --> 00:48:27,925
Hey, there, Jim.
758
00:48:32,573 --> 00:48:34,632
What do you say?
759
00:48:36,644 --> 00:48:38,635
Trudy, don't cry.
760
00:48:38,746 --> 00:48:40,839
- Oh, God, I'm so humiliated.
- Okay. Oh, God.
761
00:48:40,948 --> 00:48:43,143
Trudy. Trudy, please don't cry.
762
00:48:43,251 --> 00:48:45,151
Jim, I was just hoping that
maybe one time...
763
00:48:45,253 --> 00:48:48,245
- you and I could just sort
of hold each other and-
- I know. I know.
764
00:48:48,356 --> 00:48:50,290
Trudy, you know I'm playing
for Visitor, okay?
765
00:48:50,391 --> 00:48:52,450
- Mm-hmm. I- I had a hunch.
- You had a hunch?
766
00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:54,858
- Yeah.
- Did you?
767
00:48:57,765 --> 00:49:00,359
Jim, would you just
give me a pity fuck?
768
00:49:24,325 --> 00:49:26,225
I thought that would break.
769
00:49:26,327 --> 00:49:28,227
Okay, here we go.
770
00:49:39,273 --> 00:49:41,173
Okay.
771
00:50:54,949 --> 00:50:58,350
-- What the fuck? What the fuck?
There's someone filming us!
772
00:50:58,452 --> 00:51:00,852
- Ow! Ow! Jim. Ow. Ow.
- What? I know.
773
00:51:00,955 --> 00:51:02,855
- It's caught.
- You're caught on one of my pubes.
774
00:51:02,957 --> 00:51:05,221
- My watch. My watch is caught on your pube.
- Ooh. Jim. Ow!
775
00:51:05,326 --> 00:51:07,260
- Don't yank it.
- Well, that's what we get for tryin'.
776
00:51:07,361 --> 00:51:09,261
Don't jiggle.
Please don't- Ow!
777
00:51:09,363 --> 00:51:12,230
I'm trying to get it. Goddamn it!
If you'd hold still, I'd get it loose.
778
00:51:12,333 --> 00:51:14,801
- You're caught on a pube.
- I said this was a bad idea.
779
00:51:14,902 --> 00:51:17,564
Well, I'm sorry!
This wasn't my idea to begin with.
780
00:51:17,672 --> 00:51:19,697
Meanwhile, my watch is caught
in your pubes. And I'm sorry.
781
00:51:19,807 --> 00:51:21,570
- Okay, let's do it like a Band-Aid.
- Ready?
782
00:51:21,676 --> 00:51:23,200
- Okay.
- One-
783
00:51:23,310 --> 00:51:25,778
Okay, hold on. Hold on.
Now I'm anticipating.
784
00:51:31,886 --> 00:51:35,151
How did the 911 switchboard
come unplugged?
785
00:51:35,256 --> 00:51:37,918
Because we had to unplug it
to plug in the popcorn maker.
786
00:51:38,025 --> 00:51:39,925
Don't yell-
Don't yell back at me.
787
00:51:40,027 --> 00:51:42,757
I'm not- in no mood
for my own tone of voice, okay?
788
00:51:42,863 --> 00:51:45,525
Sorry. Jim, we got
a lot of missed calls here.
789
00:51:45,633 --> 00:51:49,330
- Ooh, you guys.
- What?
790
00:51:49,437 --> 00:51:55,307
There's a domestic dispute on Brad Pitt
and Angelina Jolie's boat.
791
00:51:55,409 --> 00:51:57,673
No, it's not.
792
00:51:57,778 --> 00:51:59,643
Easy. Got it. Easy, easy.
That's an easy one.
793
00:51:59,747 --> 00:52:01,374
Done. Done, done, done.
Let's move.
794
00:52:06,387 --> 00:52:08,719
What the fuck, man?
795
00:52:08,823 --> 00:52:11,189
- Mr. and Mrs. Pitt!
- Sheriff's department!
796
00:52:11,292 --> 00:52:12,554
- Sheriff's department!
- Sheriff's department!
797
00:52:14,662 --> 00:52:16,755
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
798
00:52:16,864 --> 00:52:20,197
- Okay. Okay, my-
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
799
00:52:20,301 --> 00:52:22,269
I am so tired of you Renos.
800
00:52:22,369 --> 00:52:24,564
I'm sorry this is the end
of the road for you.
801
00:52:24,672 --> 00:52:26,731
But you see, I created
this Brangelina trap...
802
00:52:26,841 --> 00:52:29,207
because you are the last thing
standing in my way.
803
00:52:29,310 --> 00:52:31,210
Between what and what?
804
00:52:31,312 --> 00:52:33,246
Between running this town.
805
00:52:35,182 --> 00:52:37,946
Freeze, you fuckin' little monkey!
806
00:52:38,052 --> 00:52:41,078
F.B.I. Nobody move.
807
00:52:41,188 --> 00:52:43,088
Are you kidding me?
808
00:52:43,190 --> 00:52:45,658
F.B.I., you know-
Catch it. Yeah, you said.
809
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:47,751
Get down. That's it.
810
00:52:47,862 --> 00:52:50,626
- Hey! Hey! Hey!
- Hold me! Hold me!
811
00:52:50,731 --> 00:52:54,963
- That's it. Let's go.
You stay right where you are.
- We're not movin'.
812
00:52:55,069 --> 00:52:58,300
Go, you flies in the ointment!
813
00:52:58,405 --> 00:53:00,305
Get him!
Get him!
814
00:53:00,407 --> 00:53:03,137
F.B.I., you broke my heart!
815
00:53:03,244 --> 00:53:05,610
You broke my heart!
816
00:53:05,713 --> 00:53:07,305
Oh, shit.
817
00:53:07,414 --> 00:53:09,314
Hold your fire!
818
00:53:09,416 --> 00:53:11,179
- Hold your fire!
- That's good. I'm out.
819
00:53:11,285 --> 00:53:14,812
- Yeah, me too.
- He is gonna lead us to Mr. Big.
820
00:53:14,922 --> 00:53:17,789
- He has the antidote for the bioattack.
- For the convention center.
821
00:53:17,892 --> 00:53:19,792
- You're undercover F.B.I.
- Just fucking amazing.
822
00:53:19,894 --> 00:53:21,794
- She earned it.
- Yeah, I am. It's amazing.
823
00:53:21,896 --> 00:53:23,557
- You got a little bit-
- Do I-Yeah.
824
00:53:23,664 --> 00:53:27,065
- On both sides.
- Oh, do I? It's all right,
'cause I'm gonna keep doin' it.
825
00:53:27,168 --> 00:53:30,467
This whole goddamn thing
is busted wide open, Jeff.
Busted open like a $2.00 pi�ata.
826
00:53:30,571 --> 00:53:33,165
The F.B.I. has had a mole
in with this drug jefe for months.
827
00:53:33,274 --> 00:53:35,834
She knows everything. She knows names.
She knows dates. She knows places.
828
00:53:35,943 --> 00:53:39,003
She can connect the drug
jefe to the bioattack.
829
00:53:39,113 --> 00:53:41,377
She can connect the bioattack
to this Mr. Big.
830
00:53:41,482 --> 00:53:44,918
She can connect Mr. Big, the bioattack
and the drug jefe to the antidote.
831
00:53:45,019 --> 00:53:48,079
We get to Mr. Big, all of these cops are fine.
This bird is gonna sing.
832
00:53:48,189 --> 00:53:51,920
- She's gonna sing like a little bird.
- Where-And where is she?
833
00:53:52,026 --> 00:53:55,291
It's a 23-delta-one, sir.
Massive cocaine overdose.
834
00:54:07,975 --> 00:54:09,875
You're fired.
835
00:54:09,977 --> 00:54:11,877
All of you.
836
00:54:11,979 --> 00:54:14,573
Um, hand in your badges.
837
00:54:14,682 --> 00:54:16,479
Out of Miami.
838
00:54:16,584 --> 00:54:18,449
- I'm sorry, Jeff.
- Just don't say you're sorry.
839
00:54:18,552 --> 00:54:19,746
- Okay.
- I'm sorry, Jeff.
840
00:54:19,854 --> 00:54:22,948
Don't- S-
Don't say that you're-
841
00:54:23,057 --> 00:54:25,025
- Our bad.
- I have to apologize.
842
00:54:25,125 --> 00:54:26,592
Don't say anything.
843
00:54:26,694 --> 00:54:28,992
- We suck.
- No, j-
844
00:54:29,096 --> 00:54:31,030
- I am really sorry, you know.
- Don't sa- I s-
845
00:54:31,131 --> 00:54:34,100
- You know. You know how shit goes d-
- No, I-Just go.
846
00:54:34,201 --> 00:54:35,691
- Sorry.
- Go. Go.
847
00:54:38,873 --> 00:54:42,775
I have some regrets. I, uh-
848
00:54:42,877 --> 00:54:45,277
It may seem dumb...
849
00:54:45,379 --> 00:54:48,177
but they had one of
those six-person bicycles.
850
00:54:51,886 --> 00:54:54,150
We never got to ride it.
851
00:54:54,255 --> 00:54:57,622
Yeah, might as well
take this and-
852
00:55:00,628 --> 00:55:02,994
"Miami's only 24-hour tattoo parlor.
853
00:55:03,097 --> 00:55:05,258
"Ron's Discount Tattoo.
No waiting.
854
00:55:05,366 --> 00:55:07,596
Hepatitis free."
Oh, my God! I think this is it.
855
00:55:12,273 --> 00:55:14,207
Sheriff's department.
856
00:55:14,308 --> 00:55:16,208
- Ron, I'm looking for Ron.
- Hello.
857
00:55:16,310 --> 00:55:17,800
- Ron.
- Hello.
858
00:55:17,912 --> 00:55:20,608
- Buddy.
- Yeah?
859
00:55:20,714 --> 00:55:24,081
Do you remember me at all?Please say yes.
860
00:55:24,184 --> 00:55:27,585
Oh, hey, I don't recognize the face,
but I certainly recognize the cleavage.
861
00:55:27,688 --> 00:55:30,213
How are you, Clem?
We didn't know you was fuzz.
862
00:55:30,324 --> 00:55:32,258
- You remember Paul, right?
- Hiya. Yeah, hi.
863
00:55:32,359 --> 00:55:34,259
- How you doin'?
- Nice to see you.
864
00:55:34,361 --> 00:55:36,852
Please, I- I am in-
I'm in hell here.
865
00:55:36,964 --> 00:55:39,262
- Who is this?
- Oh, that came out real clean.
866
00:55:39,366 --> 00:55:43,097
- That's good work, Ron.
- That is a tight tit tat.
867
00:55:43,203 --> 00:55:45,694
Thanks. Help me out.
868
00:55:45,806 --> 00:55:49,071
- All right. Well-
- Who is it?
869
00:55:49,176 --> 00:55:52,441
Okay, well, you come in with this guy.He was an older guy.
870
00:55:52,546 --> 00:55:56,004
Looked to me like- I don't know-
he was homeless. Wouldn't you say, Paul?
871
00:55:56,116 --> 00:55:58,016
Yep. Hobo.
872
00:55:59,386 --> 00:56:02,184
And you got his face tattooed
right there on your tit.
873
00:56:06,894 --> 00:56:08,828
So-
874
00:56:12,132 --> 00:56:16,899
- What you're sayin' is I wandered in here-
- Stumbled.
875
00:56:17,004 --> 00:56:21,100
Stumbled in here...
with a vagrant.
876
00:56:22,509 --> 00:56:24,534
More or less. Yeah.
877
00:56:24,645 --> 00:56:26,613
And I...
878
00:56:27,815 --> 00:56:30,613
defaced my chest-
879
00:56:30,718 --> 00:56:33,380
No, you-y-you faced your chest.
880
00:56:33,487 --> 00:56:35,546
If you want,we could cover that up.
881
00:56:35,656 --> 00:56:38,022
I could make a unicorn out of that.
882
00:56:38,125 --> 00:56:41,185
Freehand.
I do everything freehand.
883
00:56:41,295 --> 00:56:44,628
We screwed up pretty good.
884
00:56:44,732 --> 00:56:47,496
We let Jeff the acting mayor down.
885
00:56:47,601 --> 00:56:50,434
But we're big enough...
886
00:56:50,537 --> 00:56:53,233
to admit when
we made a mistake.
887
00:56:53,340 --> 00:56:57,868
And... we're smart enough to fix it.
888
00:56:57,978 --> 00:56:59,969
We're gonna make it up to Jeff.
889
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:01,980
And how are we gonna
make it up to Jeff?
890
00:57:02,082 --> 00:57:05,017
The best way we know how,
that's how.
891
00:57:05,119 --> 00:57:08,611
Ice cream cake!
892
00:57:12,793 --> 00:57:15,353
Coming!
893
00:57:15,462 --> 00:57:17,623
- Here I come!
- She's coming.
894
00:57:17,731 --> 00:57:20,029
- I'm almost there!
- She's almost here.
895
00:57:20,134 --> 00:57:22,796
All right, who's he-
896
00:57:22,903 --> 00:57:26,395
- Oh! Hello! Look at all of you.
- Hey.
897
00:57:26,507 --> 00:57:28,668
How many?
Trick or treat.
898
00:57:28,776 --> 00:57:30,971
- Yeah, is that what you want?
- Well, no, we came-
899
00:57:31,078 --> 00:57:33,410
- Is Jeff around?
- Yeah. Yeah. He's cleaning his room.
900
00:57:33,514 --> 00:57:35,414
- Oh.
- So disappointed in that boy.
901
00:57:35,516 --> 00:57:37,416
- Yeah, he's- he's-
- Oh, God, it's a mess.
902
00:57:37,518 --> 00:57:39,748
- Yeah. What do you want?
- Well, he's kinda disappointed in us...
903
00:57:39,853 --> 00:57:42,014
so we brought him a ice cream cake.
904
00:57:42,122 --> 00:57:44,090
Oh, my God!
Ice cream cake!
905
00:57:44,191 --> 00:57:46,091
Oh, she loves ice cream.
Oh, my God!
906
00:57:46,193 --> 00:57:49,594
- Chocolate chip?
- No, just vanilla. It's just a vanilla.
907
00:57:49,696 --> 00:57:51,630
All right, come on in.
908
00:57:51,732 --> 00:57:53,256
- Jeff!
- He's, uh, in his room there?
909
00:57:53,367 --> 00:57:56,302
- Careful of your shoes, please.
- Watch out for your shoes.
910
00:57:56,403 --> 00:57:58,701
- Hey, Jeff.
- Maybe this would be cheaper than baby laxative.
911
00:57:58,806 --> 00:58:00,706
Those pennies add up.
912
00:58:12,052 --> 00:58:14,612
Take a bow, Reno cops.
913
00:58:14,721 --> 00:58:19,124
- You- Good job.
- Did you set me up, man? 'Cause if you did, man-
914
00:58:19,226 --> 00:58:21,126
What the hell are you even saying?
915
00:58:21,228 --> 00:58:23,287
How clear could I have made it?
Leave no connection between us.
916
00:58:23,397 --> 00:58:26,594
- I don't leave nothing, man.
I see these guys on the-
- Don't leave nothin'.
917
00:58:26,700 --> 00:58:29,294
Then we don't have to worry about them
coming with a camera and-
918
00:58:29,403 --> 00:58:31,303
Oh, my God!
Here they are!
919
00:58:31,405 --> 00:58:34,568
How did they figure out
that we were gonna poison everyone...
920
00:58:34,675 --> 00:58:36,666
in the way of me being the mayor?
921
00:58:36,777 --> 00:58:41,237
And then you, with all of your drug contacts
and distribution...
922
00:58:41,348 --> 00:58:43,373
was going to turn this state...
923
00:58:43,484 --> 00:58:48,217
into the biggest narco empire
on planet Earth?
924
00:58:48,322 --> 00:58:51,291
- Well, they figuring it out now.
- Well, obviously, yeah.
925
00:58:51,391 --> 00:58:53,689
Obviously, you guys put it all together.
926
00:58:53,794 --> 00:58:59,232
That's exactly right, Spoder.
We figured it out.
927
00:58:59,333 --> 00:59:00,925
- Mm-hmm.
- A-All of it.
928
00:59:01,034 --> 00:59:02,626
- Amen.
- And-
929
00:59:02,736 --> 00:59:05,170
Could you go over the middle part again,
what you were doing?
930
00:59:05,272 --> 00:59:07,934
Oh, I'd be- I'd be happy to
repeat the middle part.
931
00:59:08,041 --> 00:59:09,508
- Okay.
- Um, our plan was-
932
00:59:09,610 --> 00:59:12,204
- All right, everyone. Everyone.
Everyone, get back!
933
00:59:12,312 --> 00:59:14,280
Get back!
No, no, put that away!
934
00:59:14,381 --> 00:59:17,578
Close the case. Close the case.
Close the case and give it to me.
935
00:59:17,684 --> 00:59:20,619
- Give me the antidote! Give me the antidote!
- Give him the antidote!
936
00:59:20,721 --> 00:59:22,211
- Okay.
- Sorry.
937
00:59:22,322 --> 00:59:24,187
- Hey, man.
- You're on your own.
938
00:59:24,291 --> 00:59:26,191
- No, you know what you are, man?
- What?
939
00:59:26,293 --> 00:59:28,386
I say, you know what you are?
940
00:59:28,495 --> 00:59:31,658
You're haza.
You're haza, man.
941
00:59:31,765 --> 00:59:35,861
I've understood, like, every third word you've
said to me the whole time I've known you.
942
00:59:35,969 --> 00:59:38,665
And you know what?
I don't really care.
943
00:59:38,772 --> 00:59:41,468
'Cause all of you-
944
00:59:41,575 --> 00:59:43,941
get a load of Spoder!
945
00:59:44,044 --> 00:59:45,011
- Oh-
- Whoa!
946
00:59:45,112 --> 00:59:47,171
Okay, okay. Okay.
947
00:59:49,216 --> 00:59:51,116
This isn't me. This isn't-
948
00:59:51,218 --> 00:59:53,243
- What happened to your accent?- Whoa.
949
00:59:53,353 --> 00:59:55,878
My name is Ethan.
I live just outside of Denver.
950
00:59:55,989 --> 00:59:58,082
- Shut up!
- Well, not anymore. No, I live here now.
951
00:59:58,192 --> 01:00:00,387
Originally, I'm from Fort Collins.
952
01:00:00,494 --> 01:00:03,224
I was dealing blow
in Colorado, all right?
953
01:00:03,330 --> 01:00:06,197
Uh, but it was a- a fruitless thing to do-
No one cared.
954
01:00:06,300 --> 01:00:08,200
It's hard to sell coke there.
955
01:00:08,302 --> 01:00:11,362
I don't know whether it's the elevation
or just the way of life there.
956
01:00:11,471 --> 01:00:15,271
They're more interested in, uh, like, you know,
mush- mushrooms and acid and stuff.
957
01:00:15,375 --> 01:00:18,742
- This was, uh-
- Hey, there's the, uh- antidote-
958
01:00:18,845 --> 01:00:23,077
- Do you have more of that here
or is it all with him?
- No, he took all of it.
959
01:00:23,183 --> 01:00:26,675
- He has all of the antidote.
- Oh, shit. We should wrap this up.
960
01:00:26,787 --> 01:00:29,085
Like I told you,
I will give you anything you want.
961
01:00:29,189 --> 01:00:31,384
Uh, as long as
I get immunity here. I don't care.
962
01:00:31,491 --> 01:00:33,789
- I'll rat that guy.
- I think we can do that. That's cool.
963
01:00:33,894 --> 01:00:36,727
- I think we can do immunity, right?
- That would be the greatest.
964
01:00:36,830 --> 01:00:38,730
- No immunity to bullets.
- Oh, God!
965
01:00:38,832 --> 01:00:40,891
Oh, God!
966
01:00:46,273 --> 01:00:48,264
- Let's get him!
- Oh, my God! Get him! Get him!
967
01:00:48,375 --> 01:00:50,275
- Go! Go! Go! Go!
- Ow! Ow! Ow!
968
01:00:50,377 --> 01:00:52,277
Shit! She's stuck!
She's stuck!
969
01:00:52,379 --> 01:00:54,279
- Push me!
- Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
970
01:00:54,381 --> 01:00:56,281
Go the other way!
Go the other way!
971
01:00:56,383 --> 01:00:58,408
Other way! Other way!Other way! Other way! Other way!
972
01:00:58,518 --> 01:01:00,418
- Go! Go! Go!
- Hey, what's going on?
973
01:01:00,520 --> 01:01:02,920
- You stay right there, Mrs. Spoder.
- Why are you going away now?
974
01:01:03,023 --> 01:01:05,685
- You're a material witness, Mrs. Spoder!
- We're gonna come back for you.
975
01:01:05,792 --> 01:01:07,760
- Can somebody help me?
- Spoder!
976
01:01:07,861 --> 01:01:10,056
- Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
- Drop it! Drop it right away, now!
977
01:01:10,163 --> 01:01:12,927
Oh, my God! Jesus!
978
01:01:13,033 --> 01:01:15,263
Hey! Hey!
979
01:01:15,369 --> 01:01:18,668
What the fuck? Did they- Did they run away?
No running away! What the fuck?
980
01:01:18,839 --> 01:01:21,831
- Go! Come on! Go! Go! Go!
- All right, you want a chase?
981
01:01:21,942 --> 01:01:23,842
He's goin'.
982
01:01:23,944 --> 01:01:26,071
- Oh, time out.
- Hang on, Wiegel!
983
01:01:27,848 --> 01:01:29,748
Jeff!
984
01:01:29,850 --> 01:01:31,750
- Travis!
- Give it up!
985
01:01:31,852 --> 01:01:33,752
- Junior, don't play God.
- Travis!
986
01:01:33,854 --> 01:01:37,381
- Out of the way! Police pursuit!
- Whoa!
987
01:01:37,491 --> 01:01:40,289
- You gotta- Son of a-Jesus!
- Junior! Halt!
988
01:01:40,394 --> 01:01:42,658
- Whoa!
- I got him!
989
01:01:42,763 --> 01:01:46,563
- Come on. Let's go for it!
- Get out of the vehicle now!
990
01:01:46,667 --> 01:01:49,397
- Ohh!
- Nice one.
991
01:01:49,503 --> 01:01:52,438
- You don't wanna go where I'm goin'!
- Why not?
992
01:01:52,539 --> 01:01:55,201
- Go to the left!
- Miami cops!
993
01:01:55,309 --> 01:01:57,243
Ohh! Ohh!
994
01:01:57,344 --> 01:02:00,245
- Oh, my God!
- Oh! Hey!
995
01:02:00,347 --> 01:02:02,212
Assholes!
996
01:02:02,316 --> 01:02:04,784
- Don't you dare! Don't you dare!
- Uh-uh! Uh-uh!
997
01:02:04,885 --> 01:02:06,750
Hey! Hey!
998
01:02:06,853 --> 01:02:11,017
- Watch where you're shooting! Jesus Christ!
- We're between you and him!
999
01:02:12,926 --> 01:02:14,860
- He's gonna jump that bridge!
- I know. I know.
1000
01:02:14,961 --> 01:02:18,362
- He's gonna do it!
- I'm gonna jump it!
1001
01:02:18,465 --> 01:02:23,129
- Hammer of the gods!
- He's gonna jump it. Shit!
1002
01:02:23,236 --> 01:02:26,364
- Whoa!
- Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
1003
01:02:26,473 --> 01:02:29,670
- Oh, that hurts.
- Oh, my neck.
1004
01:02:29,776 --> 01:02:32,006
Everybody, hey, hands up! Hands up!
1005
01:02:32,112 --> 01:02:35,081
Get down! Get down! Get down!
1006
01:02:35,182 --> 01:02:37,173
- No, no, I mean- I mean, stand up!
- Get down?
1007
01:02:37,284 --> 01:02:40,720
- No, don't get- I swear to God!
- Tell us what you want us to do, Jeff!
1008
01:02:40,821 --> 01:02:43,654
Everyone, stand up and look at me!
Stand up and look at me!
1009
01:02:43,757 --> 01:02:47,488
- Stand up and look at you.
- Put your guns down, everyone! Kick 'em away!
1010
01:02:47,594 --> 01:02:49,494
- K-Kick your guns away.
- Kick 'em away?
1011
01:02:49,596 --> 01:02:52,394
Don't walk after them! Kick them
away from you and stay where you are!
1012
01:02:52,499 --> 01:02:54,729
- Kick them and step back?
- Kick them away and step back!
1013
01:02:54,835 --> 01:02:56,826
- What are you doing?
- I'm kicking them and stepping back.
1014
01:02:56,937 --> 01:02:59,132
Step back!
1015
01:02:59,239 --> 01:03:02,606
Guess what?
I'm glad it came to this.
1016
01:03:02,709 --> 01:03:07,476
I'm glad that you douche-nozzles
ruined my plan.
1017
01:03:07,581 --> 01:03:11,711
Because now I am drunk
on unprecedentedness.
1018
01:03:11,818 --> 01:03:15,481
- And th- What, Dangle?
- Unprecedentiality.
1019
01:03:15,589 --> 01:03:19,753
I will think of some-Stand up!
1020
01:03:19,860 --> 01:03:22,988
Final words.
Johnson, go.
1021
01:03:23,096 --> 01:03:25,496
Um, um, uh, legalize it?
1022
01:03:25,599 --> 01:03:27,726
Great. Fine. Wiegel.
1023
01:03:27,834 --> 01:03:31,201
- Okay, when I was in the fourth grade-
- Enough!
1024
01:03:31,304 --> 01:03:36,139
- Dangle, last words.
- Uh, he, uh, uh, uh- he loved it.
1025
01:03:36,243 --> 01:03:38,177
- Great.
- Shit!
1026
01:03:38,278 --> 01:03:40,405
- All right, no, that's your last words.
- Jeff-Jeff, no, no!
1027
01:03:40,514 --> 01:03:42,744
- That's your last words.
- That's not my last words! My last words-
1028
01:03:42,849 --> 01:03:46,216
- Here we go. Ready?
- No, I think youshould talk to him more!
1029
01:03:46,319 --> 01:03:50,847
Anybody call for backup? Yeah!
1030
01:03:50,957 --> 01:03:53,619
"El departmento de sheriff."
1031
01:03:53,727 --> 01:03:56,628
Die, you whirlybird motherfuckers!
1032
01:04:02,002 --> 01:04:04,163
No, I got it. Shit. Hold on.
1033
01:04:04,271 --> 01:04:06,796
Goddamn- No, I got it.Shit. Son of a bitch.
1034
01:04:11,945 --> 01:04:15,346
I give up, whirlybird!I give up, whirlybird!
1035
01:04:15,449 --> 01:04:18,247
- Whoo! Ha, ha!
- We did it!
1036
01:04:20,554 --> 01:04:25,253
I need the extender!
1037
01:04:25,358 --> 01:04:28,384
I need the- another set of cuffs.
He's too chubby to fit 'em.
1038
01:04:28,495 --> 01:04:30,486
Yeah!
1039
01:04:34,968 --> 01:04:38,665
I'm not chubby.
This is protective karate fat.
1040
01:04:38,772 --> 01:04:43,436
- Protective karate fat. You know what?
- Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
1041
01:04:43,543 --> 01:04:45,602
Tell it to the judge, Spoder.
1042
01:04:50,884 --> 01:04:54,718
Nice work, people.
Nice work, indeed.
1043
01:04:54,821 --> 01:04:59,155
You know, I know we're probably not
the smartest bunch of cops in the whole world.
1044
01:04:59,259 --> 01:05:01,386
Probably not the best trained.
1045
01:05:04,231 --> 01:05:06,859
Probably not the smartest bunch
of cops in the whole world.
1046
01:05:06,967 --> 01:05:09,936
Individually, I don't thinkwe look like much-
1047
01:05:10,036 --> 01:05:15,372
- a couple of colored people,
some white folks, a lesbian.
- Sir, I'm not-
1048
01:05:15,475 --> 01:05:18,933
But I- I think
the important thing is-
1049
01:05:19,045 --> 01:05:22,037
Know what we are?Does anybody know what we are?
1050
01:05:22,148 --> 01:05:24,082
- A squad?
- Gorgeous.
1051
01:05:24,184 --> 01:05:26,084
- Squad. Gorgeous.
- People.
1052
01:05:26,186 --> 01:05:28,381
- People. All sort of right.
- Broke.
1053
01:05:28,488 --> 01:05:30,251
- Rope?
- Broke.
1054
01:05:30,357 --> 01:05:32,257
Broke. All pretty accurate.
1055
01:05:32,359 --> 01:05:33,951
- Heroes.
- I thought you said rope.
1056
01:05:34,060 --> 01:05:37,052
Heroes- Can I fini- Okay, can I fuckin' finish
the thing I was gonna say?
1057
01:05:40,433 --> 01:05:42,697
Shit!
1058
01:05:46,806 --> 01:05:49,468
That was my bad.
1059
01:05:49,576 --> 01:05:52,044
- Was that the one Jeff was in?
- Yeah.
1060
01:05:55,015 --> 01:05:57,950
- Anybody-
- Double-time. Double-time.
1061
01:05:58,051 --> 01:06:01,578
Double-time. Double-time.
Trudy. Trudy, double-time.
1062
01:06:01,755 --> 01:06:05,088
If you were insidethe convention center...
1063
01:06:05,191 --> 01:06:07,591
let's have you line upto be inoculated.
1064
01:06:07,694 --> 01:06:12,427
We have an antidote. We need everyoneto line up now, please, in an orderly fashion.
1065
01:06:14,801 --> 01:06:17,702
Hi.
1066
01:06:17,804 --> 01:06:20,864
Look, you don't have to thank us.
1067
01:06:20,974 --> 01:06:23,033
I know.
1068
01:06:23,143 --> 01:06:26,271
You did your job. Barely.
1069
01:06:26,379 --> 01:06:28,574
So what?
1070
01:06:34,788 --> 01:06:38,280
Well, good ridd- riddance
to you too. I mean-
1071
01:07:12,559 --> 01:07:15,392
These were literally right in front of me.
1072
01:07:15,495 --> 01:07:17,690
He's getting his badge.
1073
01:07:40,687 --> 01:07:43,087
- Heroes.
- We did it.
1074
01:07:43,189 --> 01:07:45,589
Teamwork. Teamwork. Teamwork.
Hands in. Hands in.
1075
01:07:45,692 --> 01:07:49,093
- That's my team. A teamwork team.
- Reno!
1076
01:07:49,195 --> 01:07:51,186
Best sheriff's department in the world.
1077
01:07:51,297 --> 01:07:53,231
I bet we're gonna make
the national real deal.
1078
01:07:53,333 --> 01:07:55,233
- We rock.
- Dangle. Can I talk to you?
1079
01:07:55,335 --> 01:07:58,668
- You could-
- Yeah. Sure.
1080
01:07:59,906 --> 01:08:03,034
You're something to behold
when you are in action.
1081
01:08:04,644 --> 01:08:07,044
I'm impressed.
1082
01:08:07,147 --> 01:08:11,777
And I have been wrong about you.
I want to make it right.
1083
01:08:11,885 --> 01:08:15,116
I want to invite you to
the Aspen Sheriff's Department.
1084
01:08:16,556 --> 01:08:18,786
We'd like you to join us.
1085
01:08:30,203 --> 01:08:32,694
Sheriff Wagner...
1086
01:08:32,806 --> 01:08:36,742
the Reno Sheriff's Department
isn't just my coworkers...
1087
01:08:37,944 --> 01:08:39,912
they're like my family.
1088
01:08:42,682 --> 01:08:45,651
But they're also...
1089
01:08:48,054 --> 01:08:52,684
the dumbest group of people I've ever met
who weren't legally retarded.
1090
01:08:54,527 --> 01:08:56,518
So I- I would like a new family.
1091
01:08:56,629 --> 01:08:58,688
And I'd like that family
to be you guys.
1092
01:08:58,798 --> 01:09:02,894
- You're awesome. Yes, I accept.
Thank you very much.
- Boys.
1093
01:09:03,002 --> 01:09:05,766
Guys, I'll see you!
I'm going, uh, to Aspen.
1094
01:09:05,872 --> 01:09:07,772
- What?
- Well, when are you gonna be back?
1095
01:09:07,874 --> 01:09:10,741
Uh, won't. Won't be back. I'm taking a job
at the Aspen Sheriff's Department.
1096
01:09:10,844 --> 01:09:13,005
- What?
- You're quittin'?
1097
01:09:13,113 --> 01:09:16,412
Yeah. I'm not quitting.
No. I mean, well, I am.
1098
01:09:16,516 --> 01:09:18,347
Jim, you're just gonna leave me here?
1099
01:09:18,451 --> 01:09:21,443
- No, I'm gonna leave all of you here.
- I love you.
1100
01:09:21,554 --> 01:09:24,182
- I know. I know. You've always loved me. It's fine.
- Oh.
1101
01:09:24,290 --> 01:09:26,815
I'll see you guys.
Where do you guys ski?
1102
01:09:26,926 --> 01:09:29,121
Do you guys ski Ajax
or do you guys ski Snowmass?
1103
01:09:36,536 --> 01:09:39,300
- Hold mine too.
- Sure was a good time.
1104
01:09:39,405 --> 01:09:41,566
- Oh, he's not holding your bag.
- Whoo!
1105
01:09:41,674 --> 01:09:44,802
Hey, Terry.-
1106
01:09:44,911 --> 01:09:48,369
- What are you doing here?
- Terry was giving tug jobs
on the East Coast out here.
1107
01:09:48,481 --> 01:09:50,381
He says he's out here
recording his album.
1108
01:09:50,483 --> 01:09:52,917
I am recording my album.
See, I have a violin.
1109
01:09:53,019 --> 01:09:56,887
- Mm-hmm. That's a ukulele, Terry.
- Your mom's a ukulele, Terry.
1110
01:09:56,990 --> 01:09:59,982
We're getting on the bus and going back home.
We're not in the mood for your high jinks.
1111
01:10:00,093 --> 01:10:02,960
I'm not taking the bus, 'cause
A: it smells like farts.
1112
01:10:03,062 --> 01:10:06,998
I have my own jet, okay,
that my dad bought me for Flag Day.
1113
01:10:07,100 --> 01:10:09,295
- I already told you that.
- Terry, you gonna take your limo?
1114
01:10:09,402 --> 01:10:11,632
I'll take my limo.Yes, that's correct.
1115
01:10:11,738 --> 01:10:13,672
And my limo driver, Barry Baum.
1116
01:10:13,773 --> 01:10:16,537
- Your limo driver Barry Baum-
- That's his name. Barry Baum.
1117
01:10:16,643 --> 01:10:19,407
- Is gonna take you to your private jet?
- Here it is. Oh.
1118
01:10:19,512 --> 01:10:21,639
Hey, look at my "lim'."
It just appeared.
1119
01:10:21,748 --> 01:10:25,582
- Hi, Barry Baum.
- Sir.
1120
01:10:25,685 --> 01:10:29,121
- Sir, is your name, in fact, Barry Baum?
- Thank you.
1121
01:10:29,222 --> 01:10:31,122
I'm Barry Baum, yes.
1122
01:10:31,224 --> 01:10:34,489
You guys want a ride or do you
want to ride in the fartmobile?
1123
01:10:35,562 --> 01:10:37,860
- I got shotgun!
- No, let's go.
1124
01:10:37,964 --> 01:10:39,932
- Yeah.
- Let's go.
1125
01:10:41,968 --> 01:10:45,870
Whoo!
Here it is!
1126
01:10:45,972 --> 01:10:47,940
- Super Terry Airlines.
- Oh, my God.
1127
01:10:48,041 --> 01:10:51,670
- Come on board. It's so fucking sweet.
- Holy fuck!
1128
01:10:51,778 --> 01:10:54,747
- Ta-da!
- Dad!
1129
01:10:54,848 --> 01:10:58,909
- Fuck You, Dad.
- Fuck you, Dad.
1130
01:10:59,018 --> 01:11:02,249
Fuck you.
1131
01:11:02,355 --> 01:11:05,381
- Do you like the new album or what?
- I love the new album.
1132
01:11:05,491 --> 01:11:09,120
- Listening party. Monaco.
- Oh, sign me up.
1133
01:11:09,229 --> 01:11:12,892
- I like the hair. It's so Stamos.
- Thank you. Thank you. Who's your friends?
1134
01:11:12,999 --> 01:11:15,490
These are my friends from Reno.
They're the police officers.
1135
01:11:15,602 --> 01:11:17,661
Nice to meet you, sir.
You have a wonderful son.
1136
01:11:17,770 --> 01:11:19,795
Oh, thank you.
I know I got a wonderful son.
1137
01:11:19,906 --> 01:11:23,239
We've arrested him several times
for giving blow jobs on the street corner.
1138
01:11:23,343 --> 01:11:26,506
- Quick impression.
- That's you.
1139
01:11:26,613 --> 01:11:29,241
Is this, uh, really,uh, his jet up here?
1140
01:11:29,349 --> 01:11:32,546
This is his jet. I gave it to him
as a gift for Flag Day, remember?
1141
01:11:32,652 --> 01:11:36,088
I do remember. Oh, that was a great Flag Day.
Probably my best one.
1142
01:11:36,189 --> 01:11:38,350
- The Jacuzzi's on.
- We can get a ride?
1143
01:11:38,458 --> 01:11:40,858
- Sure.
- Thank you, sir.
1144
01:11:40,960 --> 01:11:44,157
- I didn't believe you. I'm sorry.
- It's okay. I love you guys.
1145
01:11:44,264 --> 01:11:46,630
- Oh, my God!
- Thank you, Terry.
1146
01:11:46,733 --> 01:11:49,395
- Oh, wow.
- Whoo!
1147
01:11:49,502 --> 01:11:51,993
Whoo!
1148
01:11:54,841 --> 01:11:57,207
Um, as you know, we have, uh...
1149
01:11:57,310 --> 01:11:59,801
faced violence and danger
on a daily basis...
1150
01:11:59,913 --> 01:12:02,177
throughout our career, uh, via weapons...
1151
01:12:02,282 --> 01:12:05,615
such as knives, shivs, forks,
things like that.
1152
01:12:05,718 --> 01:12:08,482
The department wants us
to be aware of something else.
1153
01:12:08,588 --> 01:12:10,647
They have issued us, uh...
1154
01:12:10,757 --> 01:12:15,160
a requirement to carry Handi sanitary wipes
for the deadly fluids.
1155
01:12:17,297 --> 01:12:20,027
Hi, guys.
1156
01:12:24,070 --> 01:12:26,402
I'll take it from here.
1157
01:12:26,506 --> 01:12:29,236
Thank you. Thank you, guys.-
1158
01:12:32,912 --> 01:12:35,574
I wanna-
1159
01:12:37,750 --> 01:12:40,514
I got out to Colorado...
1160
01:12:40,620 --> 01:12:43,748
and I went out, uh, and stood...
1161
01:12:43,856 --> 01:12:47,292
at the top of a mountain
they- they call Ajax.
1162
01:12:47,393 --> 01:12:51,420
And I looked down the mountain,
and I looked at all the runs.
1163
01:12:51,531 --> 01:12:56,468
And I could see the way
that the runs intertwined.
1164
01:12:56,569 --> 01:12:59,402
- They found out you were a-
- Yeah, they did. Mm-hmm.
1165
01:12:59,505 --> 01:13:02,406
Yeah. They got a zero tolerance
on that one over there.
1166
01:13:03,710 --> 01:13:08,010
I just want to say
I know that, um-
1167
01:13:08,114 --> 01:13:10,378
I know that you came back for me.
1168
01:13:10,483 --> 01:13:12,713
And I appreciate it.
1169
01:13:15,355 --> 01:13:17,516
- We'll talk later.
- Okay.
1170
01:13:18,925 --> 01:13:20,825
- Sorry, gang.
- It's okay.
1171
01:13:20,927 --> 01:13:26,695
No better way to show your affectionthan a quick... wiener cupping.
1172
01:13:28,401 --> 01:13:32,030
- Hey, Jim, you know what you
missed while you weren't here?
- What's that?
1173
01:13:32,138 --> 01:13:34,163
- Pajama Tuesdays.
- Oh, sweet!
1174
01:13:34,273 --> 01:13:36,707
Which, uh, she was only one
who really participated in.
1175
01:13:36,809 --> 01:13:41,610
And I think that she did not do it on purpose,
but then tried to play it off as Pajama Tuesday.
1176
01:13:41,714 --> 01:13:43,682
Hey, gang! Amazing news.
1177
01:13:43,783 --> 01:13:49,415
Oh, my God. We have been invited to
take part in Handcuffs Across the Water.
1178
01:13:49,522 --> 01:13:51,888
We're going to Scotland Yard!
1179
01:13:51,991 --> 01:13:55,290
Yes!
1180
01:14:00,500 --> 01:14:03,799
All week long I've been
looking for this guy.
1181
01:14:03,903 --> 01:14:06,667
And he's on my boob,
and he's on my boob forever, you know.
1182
01:14:06,773 --> 01:14:09,207
And I don't-
I don't know who this is.
1183
01:14:09,308 --> 01:14:11,572
I don't know who this is,
but damn it, Garcia...
1184
01:14:11,677 --> 01:14:15,841
- I just thought finally, you know, I can-
- Yeah. Yeah.
1185
01:14:15,948 --> 01:14:19,213
- Can come home to somebody.
- My God, I had the same thinghappen to me. I-
1186
01:14:20,319 --> 01:14:22,048
Right there.
1187
01:14:22,155 --> 01:14:25,147
- Kinda.
- You got a tattoo.
1188
01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:37,060
- Please, go on the other side
of the fence. You don't want-
- On the other side of the fence?
1189
01:14:37,170 --> 01:14:40,503
I want to find out what
your half lives like. Lulu!
1190
01:14:46,746 --> 01:14:48,270
- What are you doing?
- Huh?
1191
01:14:48,381 --> 01:14:50,281
- What is that?
- I'm giving you what you're asking for.
1192
01:14:50,383 --> 01:14:53,841
You wouldn't dare shoot me.
And I'll prove it.
1193
01:14:53,953 --> 01:14:56,922
- Holy shit!
- Okay, step out of the pool.
1194
01:14:57,023 --> 01:15:01,357
Look at you! Wow.
1195
01:15:01,461 --> 01:15:04,919
You are, uh, in high school.
1196
01:15:05,031 --> 01:15:08,728
Junior high. I'll be 14 next month.
I missed seventh grade.
1197
01:15:08,835 --> 01:15:12,066
Hey! Fourteen! Next month!
1198
01:15:12,171 --> 01:15:15,607
- No, well, I'm a whole year older for my grade.
- That's great. Good for you.
1199
01:15:15,708 --> 01:15:19,200
- How are you?
- I'm running away from home.
So fuck you and fuck Iowa.
1200
01:15:19,312 --> 01:15:22,338
- I'm leaving with my man.
- She's not- She's not- She's
not running away from home.
1201
01:15:22,448 --> 01:15:24,439
- Come on. Let's go. Let's go.
- No, no, no, no!
1202
01:15:24,550 --> 01:15:26,677
- Come on.
- Is it the uniform? Is it the uniform?
1203
01:15:26,786 --> 01:15:28,686
- I can take it off.
- No, no, no, no.
1204
01:15:28,788 --> 01:15:30,779
- No!
- I can take it off! No, I'll take it off!
1205
01:15:30,890 --> 01:15:33,051
Joe. Joe. Joe.
We'll get in real trouble with this.
1206
01:15:33,159 --> 01:15:35,992
I'll be bad.
Look, I'll be your naughty schoolgirl!
1207
01:15:36,095 --> 01:15:38,427
- No! No!
- No! That's not really-That's not really funny...
1208
01:15:38,531 --> 01:15:40,931
- if you're actually still in school.
- I have on really cute under-
1209
01:15:41,033 --> 01:15:42,933
- They're fuzzy hearts.
- No, no, no!
1210
01:15:43,035 --> 01:15:46,732
- Touch my fuzzy hearts! No!
- No, no, no!
1211
01:15:46,839 --> 01:15:48,739
No!
1212
01:15:48,841 --> 01:15:51,969
Very, very nice to meet you.
You have a very good drive back to Iowa.
1213
01:15:52,078 --> 01:15:56,071
- No, no, no!
- Why?
1214
01:15:56,182 --> 01:15:59,208
Call me when you're 16.
1215
01:15:59,318 --> 01:16:03,311
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Easy. Easy does it.
1216
01:16:03,422 --> 01:16:05,549
Easy. Easy. Easy.
Easy. Easy.
1217
01:16:05,658 --> 01:16:08,422
Tru. Tru. Easy. Easy. Easy.
Wait. Okay.
1218
01:16:08,528 --> 01:16:10,519
I don't know.
I saw this in the movies once.
1219
01:16:10,630 --> 01:16:14,066
- It doesn't go like this.
- I don't think- I think I'm
supposed to be where you are.
1220
01:16:14,167 --> 01:16:17,568
- Auf Wiedersehen.
- Auf Wiedersehen.
1221
01:16:18,638 --> 01:16:20,538
- All right.
- She speaks Dutch.
1222
01:16:20,640 --> 01:16:23,575
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Tell me the truth.
1223
01:16:23,676 --> 01:16:28,636
You are a lesbian, right?
I ain't gonna tell nobody.
1224
01:16:28,748 --> 01:16:32,275
I don't know how many times
or how many ways I have to say this.
1225
01:16:32,385 --> 01:16:34,410
I am not a lesbian.
1226
01:16:36,923 --> 01:16:39,721
I'm pretty sure she is.
1227
01:16:39,825 --> 01:16:42,885
Get back on your Commie fuckin' raft,
and get the hell back to Cuba.
1228
01:16:42,995 --> 01:16:45,225
And you know what?
Tell Castro we said, "Hey, what's up?"
1229
01:16:45,331 --> 01:16:46,593
Now!
1230
01:16:56,943 --> 01:16:58,843
You know you're going
through X-ray, don't you?
1231
01:16:58,945 --> 01:17:00,936
How does it work?
What the hell kind of a-
1232
01:17:01,047 --> 01:17:04,847
- Oh, see, it's like that.
You put it in, and then you-
- Don't- Don't do that.
1233
01:17:04,951 --> 01:17:07,545
- Okay. What's that for?
- This gets the resin out, and then you- Here.
1234
01:17:07,653 --> 01:17:09,416
- You suck the resin off. Get high.
- Don't, don't, don't-
1235
01:17:09,522 --> 01:17:12,082
But you can also do a shotgun-
You can shotgun it too.
1236
01:17:12,191 --> 01:17:15,217
Well, wait, I can- No, you shotgun it
off of here. You light the middle.
1237
01:17:15,328 --> 01:17:18,229
- And then you light it, and you go-
- Oh, that's shotgunnin' it.
1238
01:17:18,331 --> 01:17:20,231
- Double bong. Double bong.
- Please- Please don't do that.
1239
01:17:20,333 --> 01:17:23,097
- You suck on that. You suck on this end.
- That end right there-
1240
01:17:23,202 --> 01:17:25,102
- And then you-
- Okay, no-
1241
01:17:25,204 --> 01:17:29,368
- What does it do?
- That is inserted in the anus...
1242
01:17:29,475 --> 01:17:34,913
and then you pull this to extract
impacted fecal matter.
1243
01:17:38,017 --> 01:17:39,985
I'm a proctologist.
1244
01:17:47,193 --> 01:17:50,185
- That explains the- the taste of the old butt.
- Yeah.
1245
01:21:43,229 --> 01:21:46,460
Check it out.
1246
01:21:49,502 --> 01:21:51,663
That one works.
1247
01:22:06,118 --> 01:22:08,416
- Is it workin'? It's stuck.
- The bag's stuck in there?
1248
01:22:08,521 --> 01:22:11,615
- The bag's stuck.
- Here, well, get it in-
1249
01:22:13,692 --> 01:22:16,217
- What's the radioactive symbol for?
- Uh-
1250
01:22:16,328 --> 01:22:19,388
- Can you get it?
- Wait. Okay, wait, push it this way.
1251
01:22:19,498 --> 01:22:21,398
- Push it which way?
- Yeah.
1252
01:22:21,500 --> 01:22:23,934
- That way?
- No, th- No, other way. Other way. Other way.
1253
01:22:24,036 --> 01:22:26,561
Please. Other way.
Ow! Motherfucker! Goddamn it!
1254
01:22:26,672 --> 01:22:28,572
- Hang on. Hang on, I got it!
- Ow! Ahh!
1255
01:22:28,674 --> 01:22:30,869
- Oh, don't!
- I got it. I got it. I got it.
1256
01:22:30,976 --> 01:22:33,376
No, no, no, no!
Jesus! Ohh! Ohh!
1257
01:22:33,479 --> 01:22:36,380
Please stop it.
Please stop it. Ow!
1258
01:22:36,482 --> 01:22:38,382
Oh. Hey, okay, okay, okay!
1259
01:22:38,484 --> 01:22:41,112
- Oh, my God.
- Please, don't move again.
1260
01:22:41,220 --> 01:22:43,586
- You never had your wisdom teeth out?
- What do you mean?
1261
01:22:43,689 --> 01:22:46,556
- I think you might need
your wisdom teeth out, bro.
- What are wisdom teeth?
1262
01:22:48,160 --> 01:22:52,961
Is it goin'? Is it goin'?
Do I- Do I talk now? Do I talk?
1263
01:22:53,065 --> 01:22:55,863
Do I look at you,
or do I look into the thing?
1264
01:22:59,471 --> 01:23:02,463
You know, they told us just to
act natural when the cameras are on...
1265
01:23:02,575 --> 01:23:06,033
but, uh, you know,
you feel kinda like a-
1266
01:23:08,013 --> 01:23:11,847
Feel like Jeff Gordon or something
with the camera on me all the time.
1267
01:23:11,951 --> 01:23:14,010
Wish I had something to say.
1268
01:23:15,754 --> 01:23:19,190
Do I look better like this- 10:00 and 12:00-
or do I look better like this?
1269
01:23:19,291 --> 01:23:22,954
'Cause I could also- I could roll down
a window and do, like- like this.
1270
01:23:24,096 --> 01:23:26,394
Shit! Fuck! Ow!
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