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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:57,400 --> 00:00:58,400 Auto shop Königs Tiger 2 00:00:58,680 --> 00:00:59,760 Hey Dennis it's me 3 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,960 Hey dude, you're back already, or what? 4 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:05,200 You got a minute? 5 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:06,560 Is Erik around? 6 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:09,120 Yes, he is here, already asked for you. Should I go get him? 7 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:11,680 Listen to me really quick, it's important. 8 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:13,240 OK 9 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:15,000 I'm totally screwed! 10 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:17,240 The bloody French ripped me off! 11 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:23,440 Stuff, cash, van, it’s all gone, the whole shebang 12 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:26,120 Now I'm stuck and completely fucked 13 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:30,200 They even took my cell phone. Rotten gypsies, damn rats! 14 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:31,120 OK 15 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:34,400 And where are you now, in France or ... 16 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:37,580 I'm in a dump somewhere close to the border 17 00:01:37,581 --> 00:01:39,360 Meh. Right out in the sticks 18 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:41,480 Mhm 19 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:42,640 Dennis, ... 20 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:45,520 I won't get off cheaply 21 00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:47,400 You got that? 22 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:49,440 Listen ... 23 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:55,640 You're my cousin. You're the only one I can still trust 24 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:57,640 You've got to help me! 25 00:01:57,920 --> 00:01:58,720 Ya .. Eh.. I ... 26 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:00,320 Dennis! 27 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:02,640 Dennis, Yes or No? 28 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:05,800 Yes or No, Dennis? 29 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:09,580 Of course I'll help ... - Will you help me Yes or No? 30 00:02:09,581 --> 00:02:11,120 Of course I'll help you 31 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:12,800 I've got that shoe box 32 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,640 Go to my place, in the kitchen, right next to the sink 33 00:02:15,920 --> 00:02:18,400 there's some scrap paper and empty bottles 34 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:22,200 behind that, at the wall, there's a shelf 35 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:24,520 there's a shoe box on it 36 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:26,200 Understood, shoe box ... 37 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,000 Send that one by mail! 38 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:31,280 Send express! Someway it's fast 39 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:32,440 What kind of shoes? 40 00:02:32,640 --> 00:02:35,760 There are no fucking shoes in it, you dumbass! Damn, try using your brain! 41 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:38,120 At least I should know what kind of shoes 42 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:41,360 I don't want to accidently grab some sandals and ... 43 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:44,160 then they are the wrong slippers 44 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:47,380 Do I look like a damn hippie, who wears sandals or what? 45 00:02:47,381 --> 00:02:49,239 There's just a single shoe box! 46 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:51,360 I don't know what kind of shoes are in it, doesn't matter 47 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:51,960 OK 48 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:55,800 Whatever, sandals or not. All my money is in that box and no shoes! 49 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,920 If you aren't sure open it and look into it 50 00:02:58,120 --> 00:02:59,880 Then you'll know whether It's the right box 51 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:02,960 I understand. Now I understand 52 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:05,560 And where should I send it to? 53 00:03:06,480 --> 00:03:10,720 I can do It during lunch break, but I need to know where I have to send it to, to what address 54 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:13,400 To what address, dude? 55 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,800 Lake Constance 56 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:34,160 I'm heading off to Lake Constance! 57 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:36,800 Lake Constance, what do you want at Lake Constance? 58 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:39,280 I used to know a chick, Barbara I think 59 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:41,720 Ok Barbara, and what's Barbara's address? 60 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:44,120 First I have to get there and figure out where she lives 61 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:46,320 And then I'll let you know where to send it 62 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:48,520 I haven't seen her in a while I have to figure everything out first 63 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:50,720 Then I'll call you and tell you where to send it 64 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:54,240 But now get yourself to my place and grab that box 65 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:57,160 Ok, and how do you get to the Lake Constance? 66 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:01,640 I'll manage that! 67 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:33,440 RAT KING 68 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:39,160 Hello? 69 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:40,360 Hi! 70 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:48,200 How much is it to rent a trailer? 71 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:50,320 You were already looking in the right spot! 72 00:06:50,520 --> 00:06:52,160 You'll find all you need on those signs 73 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:54,680 I'd like to think you are able to read 74 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:56,200 Or maybe not ... 75 00:06:57,520 --> 00:06:58,640 What?! 76 00:06:58,840 --> 00:06:59,640 Nothing 77 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:04,960 58€ or what? 78 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:08,920 Plus 150€ deposit cash up front 79 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:16,920 Can I make a call somewhere? 80 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:22,960 Yes absolutely there is a phone, but just for registered guests and staff 81 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:26,320 So. How long do you wanna stay? 82 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:28,680 A couple of days - A couple of days. So two? 83 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:31,240 A couple of days - A couple of days, that means two days to me 84 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:32,400 I don't know yet! 85 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:34,640 You just said you want to stay "a couple" of days 86 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:36,680 "A couple" means two to me 87 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:38,240 A couple, two people 88 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:40,540 A couple of beers, two beers 89 00:07:40,541 --> 00:07:41,960 A couple of days, two days 90 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:50,720 So I'll get 150€ deposit and your ID 91 00:07:51,160 --> 00:07:56,120 So that's the reason I came here. I wanted to speak with you about something 92 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:58,600 Oh, you want to talk with me about something? 93 00:07:58,840 --> 00:08:00,880 Yes! - Yes 94 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:07,560 That's the reason I’m here. I had ... 95 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:11,800 I'm in an uncomfortable situation. I just arrived last night ... 96 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:14,760 ...got robbed. All my documents are gone 97 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:17,760 My wallet is gone. So I came here to ask you ... 98 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:19,360 If you could stay for free 99 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:21,160 No. Of course not! 100 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:23,280 Of course not! How could I even think 101 00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:24,560 But? 102 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:27,720 I just thought about if I could ... 103 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:32,400 I wanted to ask you if I could have a packet sent to this address? 104 00:08:32,401 --> 00:08:33,520 No! - What? 105 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:35,440 No. Absolutely no way - What no? 106 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:37,160 No. No means no! 107 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:40,160 That is forbidden and I tell you why. Specific example: 108 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:42,840 Somebody has a bomb sent to them 109 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:45,480 And the bomb explodes while I'm opening the packet 110 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:48,000 Then I'll have stumpy arms! 111 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:50,280 How should I do my job then? 112 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:52,760 Look at this: Calculator! 113 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:56,760 Tell me, are you kidding me, or what? 114 00:08:57,440 --> 00:08:59,920 Do I look like I'm kidding? 115 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:05,240 Is this your campsite? 116 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:08,440 This is my campsite, since 2008 117 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:12,520 You know what ... 118 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:16,280 I suggest you ... to sign into the guest book 119 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:35,800 Then you can have your super very important packet sent to a friend 120 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:44,479 In your best handwriting! 121 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:45,480 What? 122 00:09:45,720 --> 00:09:47,720 In your best handwriting. I have to be able to read it 123 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,480 Cursive, please! 124 00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:07,600 Adolf Hitler 125 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:09,280 Very funny! 126 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:11,399 Give me my pen back! 127 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:12,680 Which pen? 128 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:16,200 The pen I just gave to you 129 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:18,400 I don't have your pen 130 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:23,200 Oh ... then ... you know what ... keep the stupid pen and get out! 131 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:25,960 Oh, goodness! 132 00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:27,280 Goodbye! 133 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:30,000 Fuck you! Son of a bitch! 134 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:37,440 Auto shop Königs Tiger 135 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:39,480 Dennis it's me 136 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:43,960 What's the situation, are you at Lake Constance already? 137 00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:47,000 Yes I am, but I still have to figure out about the damn address 138 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:51,920 I just wanted to rent a trailer at the campsite. It didn't work cause I was short on money 139 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:53,840 And I have to deal with a square ... 140 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:59,359 Wait a second...? You are on a campsite ... In a trailer, dude? 141 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:00,760 How mangy is that? 142 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:04,920 How mangy is that? What else should I do in my situation? 143 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:08,960 Whatever... you could mug somebody. That's never been a big deal for you 144 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:13,680 Do I look like a damn criminal walking across the campsite, robbing old people? 145 00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:18,600 If something happens I'll get arrested, they send me to Düsseldorf and then ... 146 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:23,480 What about Erik, did he say something? 147 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:30,120 Erik is kind of nervous already. He tried to call you a few times and ... 148 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:32,320 ... the customer didn't give any response as well 149 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:36,120 Of course, because they ripped me off, I told you that! 150 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:40,320 So you've got an address for me? - Give me your cell phone number 151 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:46,480 015 ... 0175 53 79 896 152 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:55,400 Dennis ... 153 00:11:57,400 --> 00:11:59,960 Thank you, dude! Thank you! 154 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:03,760 You're welcome 155 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:14,600 I also have a private trailer you could rent 156 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:22,200 So this is the trailer. I lived here myself before 157 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:25,880 Back then I was working at the kiosk, but then I started working at the laundromat 158 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:30,400 And then I bought a new one. So I just live next door 159 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:35,920 And what about the garden goblins... there's quite a lot! 160 00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:38,760 And what's the bar for? 161 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:42,280 I'd feel a bit like being in jail 162 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:46,800 That’s because of the robber bands. They are around here 163 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:47,840 Robber bands? 164 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,720 Mhm. At night, they put little tubes ... 165 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:54,400 ... through the windows. And then they turn on the gas 166 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:57,880 And as soon as everybody is numbed, they rob them 167 00:12:58,800 --> 00:12:59,880 That's why 168 00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:06,360 Did it happen to you, too? 169 00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:07,960 No 170 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:10,280 I'm Ellen, by the way 171 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:14,800 Hi, I'm Rene - Hi 172 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:20,640 So how much would it be ... 173 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:24,800 ... in total, with everything included ... all inclusive or whatever it's called ... 174 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:27,120 ... If I rented the trailer? 175 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:28,400 20€ 176 00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:31,800 20€ - Mhm 177 00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:35,920 Yes. ... Well I mean ... 178 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:38,200 Don't you wanna see the inside? 179 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:40,399 Sure 180 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:42,400 OK - Ok! 181 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:02,520 Pure luxury camping 182 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:08,720 So I still have that ... 183 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:12,680 I ... got robbed yesterday ... 184 00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:14,720 When I arrived 185 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,960 They took my bag, my money ... 186 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:21,480 I, of course, called home straight away, and told my friend 187 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:25,000 He'll send me a packet with the most needed things 188 00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:30,480 So, .. would it be a big deal if I gave you the money tomorrow? 189 00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:34,960 So as it's off the books, that's not a problem at all 190 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:39,160 Ehm ... If you do me a favor 191 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:42,920 Which is? 192 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:45,280 Come along 193 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:52,240 So, .. in this tree ... 194 00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:56,480 ... there is a murder of crows, making noise all the time 195 00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:59,440 So, not right now, I don't know why 196 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:01,720 Normally they're always there 197 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:03,800 And it's so annoying 198 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:05,800 And I don't wanna have them blown away 199 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,240 And I hate scarecrows 200 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:12,279 That's why I thought about taking that gnome ... 201 00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:17,760 ...and putting it on the rooftop and then nail it down 202 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:23,800 So he can scare the crows away, like a scarecrow, you know? 203 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:26,000 Mhm 204 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:29,640 This one or what? 205 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:31,720 Yep 206 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,400 And that shall work? 207 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:36,720 Yes, of course 208 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:41,760 Why don't you poison them or cut down the fucking tree then? 209 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:48,480 I think the crows won’t give a shit if there is a goblin or not 210 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:55,400 The problem is, that I can't put it on the rooftop because its weight is about 100kg (200lbs) 211 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:56,960 ho-hum 212 00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:59,960 That's why I wanted to ask ... I already nailed it down on the board 213 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:04,880 So you just have to put it on the rooftop 214 00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:12,920 Okay, ... then I'll put it up there for you 215 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:14,360 No problem 216 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:30,840 Damn this fucking goblin is heavy 217 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:39,160 I could have told you before ... I'm not the typical craftsman 218 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:43,280 So will you put it up there or not? 219 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:17,400 Thank you! 220 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,240 No problem 221 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:23,800 Oh .. here are the keys 222 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:31,360 If you need anything else, I'm always at the laundromat from 9am til 5pm 223 00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:36,880 In case you are looking for me ... I usually have my break from 12 pm to 1pm, but I have my lunch with me 224 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:39,560 So you'll always find me there 225 00:17:39,561 --> 00:17:41,320 You’re from here right? 226 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:42,599 Yes 227 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:46,680 Do you know a women named Barbara? 228 00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:51,400 Barbara is her name, red hair ... 229 00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:55,240 I think her parents were the former owners of this campsite ... 230 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:08,680 So, this packet from my buddy ... Could I address it to you in a pinch? 231 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:11,880 No ... 232 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:35,760 Auto shop Königs Tiger 233 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,720 Did you find the box? 234 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,520 Yes - Did you find the box? 235 00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:43,240 Did you find the box? 236 00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:45,200 Yes 237 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:47,520 Well okay good 238 00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:52,520 Did you see Erik, did he say something? 239 00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:57,400 Erik is mad as hell. He wants to fuck you up 240 00:18:57,680 --> 00:19:01,720 He's going to give you a grilling and feed you to the dogs 241 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:06,120 I think if you came here instantly, you could have talked to him about it, but now it's through 242 00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:09,120 Dennis don't be that naive. What do you think would have happened if I came back? 243 00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:13,920 If I came back, he would have knocked all of my teeth out, Dennis 244 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:21,359 Watch your language! If he finds out that I'm in touch with you I can also get myself new chompers! 245 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:24,800 So, where should I send the shoe box to? 246 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:27,920 No idea 247 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:32,000 There is nobody I can talk to normally. I don't know where I ended up 248 00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:34,760 There are just tractors and crappy farmers 249 00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:36,960 So where are you? Still at the campsite? 250 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:39,560 Yeah. It's called Andy's Campsite 251 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:41,800 I'll check that out and call you again later 252 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,400 Alright 253 00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:13,680 I'm ready. Are you coming? 254 00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:18,240 Oh yeah baby. Your drumstick is on his way! 255 00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:45,800 Good morning 256 00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:54,760 Is the gnome still up there? 257 00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:58,240 Last time I checked, he was still on the rooftop 258 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:03,319 Listen I ... - Are the crows gone? 259 00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:06,600 I don't think so, they were really loud this morning 260 00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:12,560 Listen I ... still have the problem I told you about yesterday 261 00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:16,320 I have nobody, no address where I can have the packet sent to 262 00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:19,360 Then everything ... - Hey, everything fit for fun? 263 00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:21,600 Hey Baby 264 00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:30,200 I bought a little bit for a BBQ tonight 265 00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:35,600 Pork neck from Andy's dirty dancing and a video 266 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:39,680 Drinking a little bit of red wine. Just the two of us 267 00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:42,400 For a little bit of pleasure time 268 00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:47,960 It's time to live in harmony! 269 00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:51,520 Who's he by the way? 270 00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:56,760 He's renting my old trailer 271 00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:01,440 Our old trailer! 272 00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:07,760 No, honey. It's my old trailer we are not together anymore 273 00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:12,400 Is he also wearing my slippers or what? 274 00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:15,000 They aren't your slippers, honey! 275 00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:16,520 My name is Rudi! 276 00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:23,160 Caution, bather! I saw you throwing your butts on our beach 277 00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:24,320 Dislike! 278 00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:28,320 That's the first warning of three, then you are banned! 279 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:30,480 Calm down Rudi - So you are the campsite sheriff or what? 280 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:35,120 Can you come around Rudi, somebody pushed over the trash cans at the petting farm again 281 00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:36,120 I am! 282 00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:38,400 Coming! 283 00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:42,760 Do you have a Euro for a chubby hubby? 284 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:47,320 Later we'll have a nice party together 285 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,520 My baby belongs to me! 286 00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:56,400 What moron is that? 287 00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:00,240 So listen ... 288 00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:07,400 ... this is my address. You can have your packet sent to it 289 00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:17,560 I can also nail a few more goblins on the rooftop, if you want 290 00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:23,520 Hi this is Dennis, you can leave a voicemail 291 00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:27,000 Dennis it's me. Why is your cell phone turned off now? 292 00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:35,640 Whatever! When you listen to this then send me the packet to ... 293 00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:40,360 Ellen Conzelmann 294 00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:42,760 Ellen Conzelmann 295 00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:45,400 Seehafenstraße 14 296 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:52,800 88045 Friedrichshafen 297 00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:57,640 Dennis ... I rely on you! 298 00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:13,520 Hello?! 299 00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:18,840 What's you problem wanker? 300 00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:26,240 ##??!!###!!!!! 301 00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:01,920 Your schnapps, Mr. 302 00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:07,280 Your Hefeweizen, Horst 303 00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:08,320 Thank you - Cheers 304 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:09,520 Thank you 305 00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:22,120 Poor boy, why are you so angry? 306 00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:26,800 What? 307 00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:31,920 I asked you: why are you so angry? 308 00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:34,440 I'm not angry 309 00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:37,400 So I have to believe you then 310 00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:51,280 Sorry. No smoking! 311 00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:58,240 Do you have a telephone? 312 00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:13,680 Hi this is Dennis, you can leave ... 313 00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:33,480 Hey boy, I think you have to vent 314 00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:35,760 That would be good for you! 315 00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:47,480 I can tell you something: Way back, my father told me I have to assume our carpentry business 316 00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:54,320 But really I didn't want to. I would've rather done something with cars, like tuning 317 00:28:55,400 --> 00:29:00,600 But that's how life goes. Now I've been doing it for so many years, seething with anger 318 00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:03,280 I was crazy angry, but it wasn't worth it 319 00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:05,960 But what can you do? My father passed away meanwhile 320 00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:09,319 That means I have to do it by myself now 321 00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:11,320 So did you get me? 322 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:16,760 You always have to do your own thing! 323 00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:20,640 No matter what's happening, you always have to do your own thing! 324 00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:27,000 Got it? 325 00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:28,240 Cheers! 326 00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:45,920 Hey - Hi 327 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:50,160 What happened to you? 328 00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:53,920 Nothing 329 00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:58,520 It doesn't look like that 330 00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:05,840 I wanted to surprise Rudi 331 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:14,640 But I just caught him, screwing Nicolette from the petting farm 332 00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:18,360 A Pony? 333 00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:22,880 No 334 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:26,800 She's working there 335 00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:32,200 Probably it's always her, pushing the trash cans over on purpose 336 00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:34,600 So he has to come around 337 00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:39,480 So screw that spaz! 338 00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:43,880 You are a beautiful girl 339 00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:51,400 I don't know ... 340 00:31:54,680 --> 00:32:00,680 Well, where I'm from, the sluts have names like Nicolette 341 00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:03,840 Or Vanessa, or whatever 342 00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:06,240 Chantal 343 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,440 You're such a dork! 344 00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:20,880 Would you like to smoke a bit of weed? I've got some in ... your trailer 345 00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:24,000 I don't need weed 346 00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:31,560 But maybe you'd benefit from good company 347 00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:40,480 Where can you get that shit from? 348 00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:43,800 That's from France 349 00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:46,120 From a dumbass 350 00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:48,520 You drove to France especially for that? 351 00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:50,960 Do I look 16 or what? 352 00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:02,840 Kind of, but not exactly 353 00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:09,120 Did you find your friend? 354 00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:12,360 Who? Do you mean Barbara? - Yes 355 00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:18,880 Kind of, yes 356 00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:22,640 Really, around here? 357 00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:28,760 Well, I'm not quite sure about that one 358 00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:30,800 Huh? 359 00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:37,000 What the heck! That was a former friend of my youth I just met here ... 360 00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:42,800 ... while we were staying for vacation... when I was 15 or 16 years old 361 00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:49,760 Honestly I just remember that she's got red hair ... or had 362 00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:53,760 Maybe she's got a Mohawk or anything else meanwhile 363 00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:58,360 Or she's got cancer and lost all of 'em 364 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,440 And you met her here on the campsite? 365 00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:14,720 The folks owned ... 366 00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:19,920 I don't even know if it was that one, but they owned a campsite 367 00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:21,920 Your parents? 368 00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:24,520 No, Barbara's parents 369 00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:28,680 And that's where you've been? 370 00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:31,920 Barbara ... 371 00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:37,880 She was my ... 372 00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:43,560 She was my first screw 373 00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:51,240 It's not nice to say it like that 374 00:34:54,240 --> 00:34:58,200 Sometimes it's good to be straight ... occasionally 375 00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:01,440 Maybe there was also a little bit of love 376 00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:05,200 Love ... 377 00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:28,600 Good morning! 378 00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,520 Who are you all? 379 00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:32,800 Tcha. How are we all? 380 00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:35,360 Get that broad away! 381 00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:45,360 Eh! 382 00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:54,480 Got a nice place to hide, Rene 383 00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:58,680 A little gypsy caravan and a hippie slut 384 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,760 To each their own 385 00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:10,559 I've taken the liberty of taking your savings 386 00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:13,880 As a down payment of what you owe me 387 00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:17,320 Possibly it's a single payment. I don't know yet 388 00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:22,240 Could be that you can't get anything straight in your head anymore when we're done 389 00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:24,840 Take a look at Dennis 390 00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:29,400 He was lucky, he's just missing a few teeth 391 00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:34,120 I was worried 392 00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:37,240 I was worried! 393 00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:43,400 I wasn't able to get you, you didn't call me. Seemed like you lost your cell phone 394 00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:45,640 So I came by 395 00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:49,280 Ta-dah! Here I am! 396 00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:52,760 Wanna say something? 397 00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:54,440 It wasn't ideal 398 00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:56,319 What? Say it again! 399 00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:57,800 It wasn't ideal 400 00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:02,360 Oh okay ... I see ... not ideal! 401 00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:11,400 So, do you know what a rat king is? 402 00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:13,720 No? Nothing? Ok 403 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:17,439 Never mind! Almost no one knows it. So ... 404 00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:22,600 If several rats are intertwined, knotted or stuck together... 405 00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:24,960 ... then it's called a rat king 406 00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:28,880 Because one of the single rats isn't survivable 407 00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:32,000 It's just a part of the whole disgusting lump 408 00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:34,200 You gross me out 409 00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:36,520 You gross me out so much! 410 00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:42,840 You don't want me to go "talk" to your doll instead, do you? 411 00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:46,560 So just shut the fuck up! Ok? 412 00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:53,319 You, ratty Rene, are that small awkward rat! 413 00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:59,320 And I am the whole thing, I am the head, I am the rat king! 414 00:37:59,960 --> 00:38:01,960 And do you think, ... 415 00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:07,160 ... I'll let you screw me over? 416 00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:10,400 I would never go back on you, Erik! 417 00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:13,120 You would say anything now 418 00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:22,600 You would say anything now. Just shitty petty ratty words of a shitty petty ratty Rene! 419 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:27,960 I'll ask you now: What would you do if you were me? 420 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,200 How can you bear that? 421 00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:38,520 Back to the question 422 00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:44,360 Please keep her out of it. It's just our business! 423 00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:48,520 And she's your business 424 00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:51,760 Cling together, swing together! 425 00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:57,840 Hey, what's happening? 426 00:38:58,800 --> 00:38:59,920 Release my wife! 427 00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:04,760 I wanna see your visitor passes immediately! 428 00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:08,280 This is private property! 429 00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:09,880 OK. Banned! 430 00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:10,800 Banned! 431 00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:12,600 Banned! 432 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,400 And you are? 433 00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:16,680 I'm Rudi 434 00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:17,480 Rudi ... 435 00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:19,480 I can also call the cops 436 00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:22,600 You can also leave well enough alone 437 00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:25,320 Can you put the knife away? 438 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,400 Banned, Rudi! 439 00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:35,520 Really? 440 00:39:41,720 --> 00:39:43,720 So, ratty Rene! 441 00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:49,560 Where were we? 442 00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:16,320 I'm sorry! 443 00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:36,760 So, we're done with the statements 444 00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:44,800 It could be that you also have to come to the police station. But we'll wait for the report first 445 00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:47,880 I'll bring my ID then ... 446 00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:50,400 We'll handle that 447 00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:53,160 Bloody robber band! 448 00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:56,160 The campers have to come up with an idea about that 449 00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:59,120 They already had to mount bars around their trailers 450 00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:01,360 Right Ellen? And without any success! 451 00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:03,640 We never had something like this in the old days 452 00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:08,160 It always took all sorts. But nothing like that, for sure 453 00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:11,000 The past years they used the daze gas 454 00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:16,120 Now they hold a knife to people's throats. Great, awesome! 455 00:41:23,720 --> 00:41:25,400 Nature ... 456 00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:31,280 It was the act of nature! Nature judges everything! 457 00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:34,280 I don't want to croak like that, for sure 458 00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:36,320 They are also just humans 459 00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:38,560 But they are really a bunch of scumbags 460 00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:42,840 Rudi, I think it's time for you to go to the ambulance again! 461 00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:48,880 Look at you! You are close to going out like a light! 462 00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:53,400 That's what I call battered! 463 00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:55,520 That's how people are these days 464 00:41:55,720 --> 00:41:57,720 Just money and rush in their minds 465 00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:00,760 So we can be happy to be the normal ones! 466 00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:03,960 There's only one thing left ... 467 00:42:04,240 --> 00:42:08,120 Ellen, would you mind making me a coffee? 468 00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:10,880 Hey girls! You had some party yesterday? 469 00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:15,280 Tonight we're gonna party hard! 470 00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:19,120 Did I actually show you my radio? 471 00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:21,200 Quite big! 472 00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:24,480 And quite hard! 473 00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:28,760 Dig in! See ya! 32852