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Has anyone been in love?
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Have you ever been in love?
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There's not a soul in the world
that wants to talk to me.
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Whoo!
Viva Las Vegas! Whoo!
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Man: That's funny.
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- What you got there, honey?
- It's a microphone.
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Is it?
What do you want me to say?
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- You look good.
- Oh, thank you.
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You don't know what love is?
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No.
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Oh, well, that's a shame.
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Are you looking for love?
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No, not really.
I'm kind of content.
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I like all these backup people
you got here.
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Thanks.
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There's tons of guys out here.
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If you go out here,
you can find your soulmate.
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I just think
love is a hard thing to find.
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When you find it, keep it.
Hold on to it.
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( laughs )
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- Love?
- Love?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, I love LA.
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Is love a good thing?
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Yeah, a very good thing.
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Cool.
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Cool. Thank you.
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Thank you.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
Charlyne Yi!
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( crowd cheering, whistling )
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Argh!
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Argh! Argh!
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Charlyne Yi!
Charlyne Yi!
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Charlyne Yi!
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( humming "Here Comes the Bride" )
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I do.
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( kisses )
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Man: So you say you don't believe
in love now,
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but have you always
felt that way?
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Charlyne: I believed in it
when I was a kid,
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but again, all my ideas
about love
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kind of came from movies
and fairy tales.
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And as I grew up I realized
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that life is nothing like that.
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Man: Was that 'cause you had
your heart broken?
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Charlyne: No.
I've only ever had one boyfriend.
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I thought I really liked him.
I thought he was all dark and mysterious
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and he had shadows
under his eyes.
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But then I realized that was only
because he was on drugs.
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Man: Hey, Gill, this is Nick.
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We're making a documentary
about Charlyne and love.
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We were wondering if we could
ask you some questions.
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Gill: Awesome.
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Charlyne: Do you think
I'll learn something?
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( Gill speaking )
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Charlyne: Do you think
it's possible?
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Why?
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You're probably thinking,
"Is this how Charlyne really is?"
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This hair-- it's a wig.
It's not my hair.
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Made you think it was a wig.
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Made you think it wasn't my hair.
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( laughter )
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Looks nothing like that.
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So you don't know what love is.
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You've never felt it, so you claim.
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And you also know for sure
that you will never be in love.
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- Yeah.
- I'm dumbfounded.
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I've never been in love, ever,
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so I'm not sure
if I'm capable of it.
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Well, why do you think
that you would be someone
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who wasn't capable of it?
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You're a very loving person.
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That's what you think.
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You're dedicated to creative things.
There's passion inside you.
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Your love glass is half full.
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( both laugh )
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You're very optimistic.
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- You've never been in love?
- No.
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And it's-- ( chuckles )
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This is gonna come out,
probably, wrong,
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but is it because
you're not lovable?
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You think I'm not lovable,
Demetri?
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No, I'm asking, do you feel not loveable?
Do you feel not valuable?
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'Cause I think
you're potentially valuable.
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I think if Charlyne ever falls in love
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- she'll keep it very close to herself.
- Yeah, private.
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I don't think she's gonna make it
public to anybody.
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Do you think that Charlyne
believes in love
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even though she says she doesn't?
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( Gill speaking )
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You think Charlyne will ever
find love?
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I hope so too.
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( laughs )
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Bye, Gill.
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Nick: So why do you want to make
a documentary about love then?
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Charlyne: Well, I think everyone means
something to someone.
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And we're all a bit skeptical,
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but I don't want to end up
a lonely old spinster.
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I don't think anyone wants to.
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Nick: So we're gonna go on the road
and talk to people and hear their stories
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and see if that changes
the way you think about love.
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- Charlyne: Yep, we'll see.
- That's right. We will see.
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( both chuckle )
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Charlyne: Have you ever
been married?
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Yes, I was married for 11 years.
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And then I got divorced.
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And it was the first time
I was married too.
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I didn't get married
till I was 43 years old.
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I met this young lady
and we got married.
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And then, eh,
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she just didn't want
to be married anymore.
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I don't understand it,
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but, you know, she had to do
what was best for her.
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Charlyne: And why wouldn't you
get married again?
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Mike: Because I don't want
to go through the hurt again.
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When I took those vows,
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for me it was for life,
you know, as far as I was concerned.
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But it wasn't. ( chuckles )
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People fall out of love.
People change.
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And what they want
and what the other person wants--
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it's just different.
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Rack 'em up.
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We're tied.
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When you get older,
you have all this experience
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and then you start thinking about,
you know, your past loves.
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And true love is
a whole different thing.
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That only comes once in a while--
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once in a lifetime, I think.
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- Have you had that?
- Yes, I have.
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Was that with your ex-wife?
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No, as a matter of fact.
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It was-- God, it must be,
like, 20 years ago,
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but every time I hear her name
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immediately the image of her
pops in my head
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and I get those little butterflies
and everything like that.
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Why didn't it work out?
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She was dating somebody else
at the time
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and she just--
she was, like, this close
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to giving it up
and being with me,
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and she just couldn't do it.
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And did you know she was
dating someone at the time?
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Yeah, but what does that matter?
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If they're not married or engaged,
they're fair game.
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- You think so?
- You know what I mean? Yeah.
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I mean, it's just a boyfriend.
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'Cause, I mean, you could be
the one she's really looking for, right?
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But I think the problem
with true love is
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that it has to be
on both sides.
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That's what makes it
so difficult.
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Like she might have been
my true love,
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but maybe I wasn't her true love.
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See, you got me talking about love
and I can't even shoot pool anymore.
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( laughs )
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While we're talking about love
and true love,
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how do you know
if you ever found love?
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Well, I'll tell you
a little story.
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Last May I took a trip up to Alaska
to go grizzly hunting.
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and I was 130 miles north
of the Arctic Circle
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- on horseback for two weeks.
- ( horses neighing )
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And it was just me, my guide
and my wrangler.
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( horses snorting, birds chirping )
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So we were riding along
and we had to cross this river.
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And it was late spring,
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so the water was very very high
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and very very cold.
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There were big chunks of ice
in the river
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and it was freezing.
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So anyway, we were crossing
this river
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and I almost made it
to the other side
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when my horse lost its footing
and rolled,
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and me and the horse
went down the river.
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( horse neighing )
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The water was moving
really really fast.
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It overtook me
and it held me under the water
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for a good 30 seconds--
45 seconds.
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And I remember it being
very serene,
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a very pretty color.
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And I was just floating there,
like in space.
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And I was saying to myself,
"I can't die like this.
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This isn't the way to go."
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And then all of a sudden
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I saw Sarah's face--
my ex-wife.
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And she didn't say anything to me.
She didn't look at me.
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And that's when I started
reaching for it
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and I power-swam to the top
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and popped out of the top
of the river,
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grabbed onto a little branch
and got out.
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And my guide had
a big bonfire going.
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And I'm here to tell the story,
so obviously I survived.
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But the point of the story is
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that the love from that marriage
was still there.
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And when I came home
I told Sarah the story
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and she said that she was
sitting there
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working on her computer,
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and that's the profile
I would have seen
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of herjust sitting there
at her desk.
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And like I was saying before
about the one true love
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that might have been,
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I didn't see her face
when I was almost dying,
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but it was Sarah's face
that I saw.
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So going back and looking at that,
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maybe she was
the true one love.
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And I guess
I'll just never know.
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Nick: So what's gonna be
your opening question?
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Charlyne: "What's your name?"
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Hello, Charlyne. I'm Professor Bill Hase
of Texas Tech University.
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Hi.
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Let's talk about
what love is first.
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Love is, I guess,
an affection towards somebody
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and it's a feeling
that's a pleasant feeling.
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And chemists would say
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that something's being triggered
in terms of molecules interacting.
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- In my brain?
- In the brain.
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Yeah, love is not here,
even though we have it there-- the heart.
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It's actually going on
right up here.
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The biochemist, or the anatomist
and physiologist
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would say things like,
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"Well, as we fall in love, we know,
we've recorded
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that there's additional serotonin release
in neurons in the brain.
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We know that there's endorphins
that help us to feel better."
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And we feel this euphoria
when we're falling in love.
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In fact, sometimes so much so,
it's almost similar
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to a drug-induced sort of state
where we may not even be using
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rational behaviors
and things like that.
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Do you think some people
can be born without those chemicals?
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I think, not the chemicals
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but the processing of them--
that's exactly right.
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But I think it would not be unusual
or abnormal to think
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that there are some people--
the chemistry is such
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that it's difficult for them
to love someone else.
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I wonder if that's
what's wrong with me.
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Oh, I don't think so.
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You seem like a very
pleasant person, right?
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If love is such a strong emotion--
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probably because it provides us
with something good.
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How does that benefit us
evolutionarily?
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Offspring.
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It's kind of hard to tell--
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do we really perceive
that what we're trying to do
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is to successfully rear offspring,
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or do we view love
as the end-all and be-all?
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There are plenty of couples
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who love each other
very much
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who don't have
kids of their own.
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- Yeah.
- And they stay married
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even though they know for them
there's no reproductive benefit.
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You know, I'd also want
to be careful
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not to get so scientific
249
00:12:16,278 --> 00:12:18,530
that we forget about just the pure joy
250
00:12:18,614 --> 00:12:21,825
and maybe the mystical
aspects of love.
251
00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:24,286
There's something--
there is something there.
252
00:12:24,370 --> 00:12:26,163
There may be evolutionary
mechanisms
253
00:12:26,247 --> 00:12:28,249
and there are certainly
biochemical mechanisms,
254
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but somehow
255
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there's a little bit of magic to it too.
256
00:12:41,470 --> 00:12:44,223
- Hey.
- Nice to see you.
257
00:12:45,516 --> 00:12:50,145
I always think that if I was in love
I would be married by now.
258
00:12:50,229 --> 00:12:51,605
But I'm not.
259
00:12:51,689 --> 00:12:53,440
Well, have you ever said
"I love you" to somebody?
260
00:12:53,524 --> 00:12:55,818
I'm pretty quick to say "I love you"
261
00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:58,821
just 'cause I feel like
I don't want them to run away.
262
00:12:58,904 --> 00:13:00,447
( laughs ) Really?
263
00:13:00,531 --> 00:13:02,825
- Yeah, I fell like--
- Does it work or does it scare them?
264
00:13:02,908 --> 00:13:04,952
Well, I'm single, so I don't know.
265
00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:08,038
( band playing )
266
00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:11,333
What are you guys filming?
267
00:13:11,417 --> 00:13:12,584
A documentary.
268
00:13:12,668 --> 00:13:13,961
What is it about?
269
00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:15,504
It's about me.
270
00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:17,631
Your life?
271
00:13:17,715 --> 00:13:20,301
No, it's about
how I don't believe in love.
272
00:13:20,384 --> 00:13:22,845
Cool. Awesome.
273
00:13:22,928 --> 00:13:25,014
Are you interviewing people
tonight for it?
274
00:13:25,097 --> 00:13:27,099
- Or what are you filming tonight?
- Some people.
275
00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:28,475
Oh, nice.
276
00:13:28,559 --> 00:13:29,935
Do you want to be
interviewed, Mike?
277
00:13:30,019 --> 00:13:31,979
No. Will this be in the movie--
this scene?
278
00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:33,522
- Probably not.
- Yeah.
279
00:13:34,898 --> 00:13:36,567
How long have you played
guitar for?
280
00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:38,360
How do you know I play guitar?
281
00:13:38,444 --> 00:13:39,778
You don't play?
282
00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:41,363
I do.
283
00:13:41,447 --> 00:13:42,948
I thought you did.
284
00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:45,951
Well, how have you been, man?
285
00:13:46,035 --> 00:13:47,870
Good. I'm glad you're here.
It's good to see you.
286
00:13:47,953 --> 00:13:50,122
- It's really good seeing you.
- Yeah, I haven't seen you
287
00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:52,207
since probably when we were
playing Frisbee.
288
00:13:52,291 --> 00:13:54,877
I don't think I've played
since we played.
289
00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:56,920
Yeah, this is cool.
How do you guys know each other?
290
00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:59,131
I saw her do a show about,
probably, a year ago,
291
00:13:59,214 --> 00:14:01,633
- and we just started hanging out.
- Started talking? Cool.
292
00:14:01,717 --> 00:14:03,469
She's cool, man.
How do you know Chuck?
293
00:14:03,552 --> 00:14:07,014
I don't-- I've never--
I only met herjust now, tonight, yeah.
294
00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:08,766
- Do I have any advice for you?
- Yeah.
295
00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:11,226
Yes. Every time you meet a boy
look him in the eyes.
296
00:14:11,310 --> 00:14:13,562
- Okay.
- Because when you meet the guy,
297
00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:15,064
when you meet
the love of your life,
298
00:14:15,147 --> 00:14:16,815
you look him in the eyes,
you'll know right away.
299
00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:19,026
I don't know.
I don't know if I can like anyone.
300
00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:20,194
Really?
301
00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:23,572
I mean, I've had crushes, but I don't
know if I can genuinely like someone.
302
00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:26,909
I think first I have to like someone
and then see if I could fall in love.
303
00:14:26,992 --> 00:14:29,078
- Do you like spooning?
- What's that?
304
00:14:29,161 --> 00:14:31,705
( men singing, playing guitar )
305
00:14:37,252 --> 00:14:39,630
♪ Waiting for you ♪
306
00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:44,093
♪ I'll always be your friend. ♪
307
00:14:47,388 --> 00:14:49,014
Hey, Charlyne.
308
00:14:49,098 --> 00:14:50,766
Man: Hey, Charlyne.
309
00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:53,602
- Do you want to play guitar?
- Uh...
310
00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:55,729
Play one song.
Come on, don't be shy.
311
00:14:55,813 --> 00:14:58,565
I'm not. I'm scared.
( chuckles )
312
00:15:02,820 --> 00:15:04,613
What's the movie gonna be like,
funny?
313
00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,281
- Well, we'll see, man.
- Romantic?
314
00:15:06,365 --> 00:15:08,033
- Yeah, we'll see. It's basically--
- Quirky?
315
00:15:08,117 --> 00:15:09,284
- Yeah.
- A quirky comedy?
316
00:15:09,368 --> 00:15:11,286
Yeah, it's like--
it's a really quirky comedy,
317
00:15:11,370 --> 00:15:13,414
- a real quirky comedy, man.
- That's perfect.
318
00:15:13,497 --> 00:15:16,291
- I mean, the whole idea--
- That's just what America needs.
319
00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:19,670
The whole idea is she said
that she doesn't believe that love exists.
320
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:21,046
- Yeah. I like your coat.
- And so--
321
00:15:21,130 --> 00:15:23,298
Thanks, man.
I got it at Burlington Coat Factory.
322
00:15:23,382 --> 00:15:26,135
It's nice. That's the kind of coat
that will last you, like, 50 years.
323
00:15:26,218 --> 00:15:28,804
You know what I'm actually gonna do
with this, man? I'm gonna dry-clean it.
324
00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:31,807
Yeah, you need to respect
your clothes.
325
00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:33,517
That's a nice pair.
326
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:36,478
Thanks, man. You got a nice pair on too.
I was noticing the pattern.
327
00:15:36,562 --> 00:15:38,897
So Charlyne-- I'm pretty interested
in Charlyne.
328
00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:41,733
She's pretty fascinating.
329
00:15:41,817 --> 00:15:44,153
- Do you know her very well?
- I don't think so.
330
00:15:44,236 --> 00:15:46,822
I think I know her more
than most people know her, but...
331
00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:48,740
Michael:
She's pretty mysterious.
332
00:15:48,824 --> 00:15:51,535
Nick: Yeah, she's pretty mysterious.
You guys are similar like that.
333
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:54,079
- You guys are a pretty good match.
- I really like her.
334
00:15:54,163 --> 00:15:56,415
Nick: I told you he likes you.
335
00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:59,668
But he didn't even talk to me. He doesn't
even know me. How could he like me?
336
00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:03,005
You guys talked a little bit. I mean,
he just said you seemed really cool.
337
00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:06,550
He could just be a friend,
but if he calls I'd say give the guy a shot.
338
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:09,553
Well, if I see a number I don't recognize
I'm not gonna answer it.
339
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,513
I'll tell him to call back.
340
00:16:11,597 --> 00:16:14,349
I'll just turn off my phone.
341
00:16:14,433 --> 00:16:16,351
Well, he's a very nice guy.
342
00:16:16,435 --> 00:16:17,936
And that's true.
343
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:20,397
And you guys are a good match.
344
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,204
- Hey, how are you? I'm Nick.
- How's it going?
345
00:16:35,287 --> 00:16:37,706
- Nick, Brendan. Nice to meet you.
- This is Charlyne; Charlyne, Brendan.
346
00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:40,626
Nice to meet you.
So what up, man? What are we doing?
347
00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:43,086
So here's what we're thinking.
We would love to get inside,
348
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:45,380
kind of get set up
and then she'll ask you some questions
349
00:16:45,464 --> 00:16:47,758
- and whatever comes out, comes out.
- Okay, cool. Come on in.
350
00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:50,052
Perfect. Thank you.
351
00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:52,346
What's happening, Jack?
How are you?
352
00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:53,972
- How's it going?
- Good good.
353
00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:56,892
- We put it up there just as a joke.
- Charlyne: That's your forehead.
354
00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:58,936
They superimposed it. I know.
There was a guest--
355
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,896
they go, "Can you hold my baby?"
So I held the baby
356
00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:03,232
and our photographer superimposed
my glasses and my head.
357
00:17:03,315 --> 00:17:05,484
It looks sick.
It looks like some weird doll.
358
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:07,528
- Yeah, I was like--
- If the family ever saw it
359
00:17:07,611 --> 00:17:09,404
they'd be like, "What did you do
to my daughter?"
360
00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:12,074
Woman: Valentine's Day,
New Year's Eve, Christmas,
361
00:17:12,157 --> 00:17:14,034
Thanksgiving, Fourth of July--
362
00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:16,245
all the time people come here
to get married--
363
00:17:16,328 --> 00:17:19,414
sometimes 10 a day,
sometimes five a day,
364
00:17:19,498 --> 00:17:21,542
at least 300 a month.
365
00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:23,961
Do you have any favorite stories
from working here?
366
00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:28,006
I've been here 49 1/2 years
at the Little White Chapel
367
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:29,758
and do I have favorite stories?
368
00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:32,010
Every one of them is a favorite story to me.
369
00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:34,805
Everybody that gets married here
370
00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:36,431
is very very special.
371
00:17:36,515 --> 00:17:38,684
Man: We had this guy,
and what he did was
372
00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:41,645
when he was asked "Do you take
this bride to be your lawful wedded wife?"
373
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:44,606
he took this coin out
and he flicked this coin
374
00:17:44,690 --> 00:17:47,192
and he went... "I do."
375
00:17:47,276 --> 00:17:49,278
- Wasn't that funny?
- Yeah, that was funny.
376
00:17:49,361 --> 00:17:51,905
And I thought,
"You're in so much trouble."
377
00:17:51,989 --> 00:17:54,783
He is still suffering
to this day for that one, you know.
378
00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:56,118
But he thought it was funny.
379
00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:58,912
Two weeks ago a guy comes in.
He goes, "Elvis, come here."
380
00:17:58,996 --> 00:18:01,290
He calls me up to the front.
He goes--
381
00:18:01,373 --> 00:18:03,292
I go, "Where's your bride?"
He goes, "In the bathroom.
382
00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:05,335
But come here, I got a problem."
I go, "What's the problem?"
383
00:18:05,419 --> 00:18:08,630
He goes, "I don't know her last name."
I said, "You don't know whose last name?"
384
00:18:08,714 --> 00:18:11,758
He's like, "My bride."
I said, "You don't know her last name?
385
00:18:11,842 --> 00:18:13,260
How long have you been together?"
386
00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:15,387
When I saw him look at his watch
I thought, "Here we go."
387
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:19,349
He goes, "About 2 1/2 hours."
I said, "Sir, that's a minor detail.
388
00:18:19,433 --> 00:18:21,560
You learn that on the honeymoon.
Right now you get married
389
00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:23,562
and you'll deal with the small stuff
like the last name later."
390
00:18:23,645 --> 00:18:25,981
As long as the check clears--
hey hey!
391
00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:28,984
Thank you very much. No.
392
00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:31,445
So when you get married
would you like to come here?
393
00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:35,198
If I get married.
If I find somebody.
394
00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:38,243
What would you like?
Just pretend you're getting married.
395
00:18:38,327 --> 00:18:40,370
( laughs ) Just pretend
I'm getting married?
396
00:18:40,454 --> 00:18:42,205
- I like that one that you pulled out.
- This one?
397
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,499
- Yeah.
- Are you gonna try that one on?
398
00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:46,126
- Okay.
- Come on.
399
00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:57,429
- ( "Here Comes the Bride" playing )
- Congratulations.
400
00:18:57,512 --> 00:18:58,972
- Thank you.
- Nice to see you.
401
00:18:59,056 --> 00:19:00,515
All you have to remember
is "I do,"
402
00:19:00,599 --> 00:19:03,060
and then "Yes, dear,"
for the rest of your life, okay?
403
00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:05,145
( laughs )
404
00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:08,440
- Man: All rise for the bride.
- ( camera shutters clicking )
405
00:19:24,373 --> 00:19:27,250
Thank you.
You can be seated.
406
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:29,711
By the powers vested in me
by the State of Nevada,
407
00:19:29,795 --> 00:19:32,673
and as minister of the
Wee Kirk o' the Heather Wedding Chapel,
408
00:19:32,756 --> 00:19:36,218
I now pronounce you and present you
as husband and wife.
409
00:19:36,301 --> 00:19:39,554
And, Chuck, here's the best part--
you may kiss your bride.
410
00:19:39,638 --> 00:19:42,015
( "Wedding March" playing )
411
00:19:50,607 --> 00:19:52,776
( harmonica playing )
412
00:20:09,501 --> 00:20:11,461
( woman laughing )
413
00:20:11,545 --> 00:20:15,173
Love is 30 minutes
in bed with a Harley.
414
00:20:16,425 --> 00:20:18,510
Hey, you ever drink a Jägerbomb?
415
00:20:18,593 --> 00:20:19,845
You drink enough of these--
416
00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:23,265
you'll wake up with an ugly girl
and be happy.
417
00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:25,684
( laughing, cheering )
418
00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:29,354
They come here every day.
It's a love of friendship.
419
00:20:29,438 --> 00:20:31,481
These people will
go out of their way.
420
00:20:31,565 --> 00:20:34,443
If you need a motorcycle part
and I got it, I'm gonna give it to you.
421
00:20:34,526 --> 00:20:37,946
I'm gonna go in my tool bag
and I'm gonna give you the tool.
422
00:20:38,029 --> 00:20:39,990
I'll give you what I got.
423
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:43,577
I'm not asking nothing for it,
but next time you see me messed up
424
00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:45,495
you're gonna help me.
425
00:20:45,579 --> 00:20:48,290
It's a love
that's better than family,
426
00:20:48,373 --> 00:20:50,417
'cause most of my family's here.
427
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,961
Thanksgiving dinner is here.
428
00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:56,381
Christmas dinner is here.
429
00:20:56,465 --> 00:20:58,425
And that's true love right there.
430
00:20:58,508 --> 00:21:00,677
- That's what love is here.
- Jester: We love each other.
431
00:21:00,761 --> 00:21:03,805
Sometimes we can't stand each other,
but we love each other.
432
00:21:03,889 --> 00:21:07,142
We fight and cuss one another,
433
00:21:07,225 --> 00:21:08,977
but we all love
one another here.
434
00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:11,313
Man: Yeah, I love you too.
435
00:21:11,396 --> 00:21:13,398
So that's the kind of love
you need to know.
436
00:21:13,482 --> 00:21:16,026
Jester: Love to other people
that don't know bikers
437
00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:18,487
is different.
438
00:21:18,570 --> 00:21:21,490
I love my wife, but if you ask
anybody around here,
439
00:21:21,573 --> 00:21:23,158
I treat her like shit.
440
00:21:23,241 --> 00:21:25,494
Yeah, he does.
441
00:21:25,577 --> 00:21:28,830
Jester: When I stop picking on her,
she gets worried.
442
00:21:28,914 --> 00:21:30,582
I don't know nothing
about relationships.
443
00:21:30,665 --> 00:21:33,794
I know I love my wife.
We have a love-hate relationship--
444
00:21:33,877 --> 00:21:37,005
I love to beat her;
she hates the beatings.
445
00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:39,883
- That's a joke.
- ( laughter )
446
00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:42,177
So do you believe in love now?
447
00:21:42,260 --> 00:21:44,846
- Uh, no no.
- No?
448
00:21:44,930 --> 00:21:47,432
Jester: Are you ready to go
for that motorcycle ride?
449
00:21:47,516 --> 00:21:48,517
Really?
450
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:49,643
- Let's go.
- Okay.
451
00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:53,313
Woman: You might accidentally get out
there and fall in love with old Jester.
452
00:21:53,396 --> 00:21:55,690
Okay.
453
00:21:57,859 --> 00:21:59,569
- No.
- Nick: Chuck, hold on tight.
454
00:21:59,653 --> 00:22:01,363
Please, God, let me live.
455
00:22:04,074 --> 00:22:06,451
( Charlyne laughing )
456
00:22:12,833 --> 00:22:16,169
- I lived.
- Jester: You probably have bugs in your--
457
00:22:16,253 --> 00:22:19,381
I've never seen her smile so big.
You just made her world.
458
00:22:19,464 --> 00:22:22,425
What do you think?
You want to ride a Harley now?
459
00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:24,678
- Yeah, I want to get one.
- Tattoos and shit too?
460
00:22:24,761 --> 00:22:25,929
Yeah.
461
00:22:26,012 --> 00:22:28,223
( TV playing )
462
00:22:28,306 --> 00:22:31,142
Come on.
463
00:22:31,226 --> 00:22:34,396
Who are you instant-messaging with?
464
00:22:34,479 --> 00:22:36,481
Michael.
465
00:22:40,151 --> 00:22:42,153
Michael Cera?
466
00:22:42,237 --> 00:22:44,322
Yep.
467
00:22:47,117 --> 00:22:49,953
What are you and Michael Cera
instant-messaging about?
468
00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:53,832
He says-- I don't know,
he's being annoying.
469
00:22:53,915 --> 00:22:57,711
He said if I wanted to elope
and I said...
470
00:22:57,794 --> 00:22:59,337
He asked if you wanted to elope?
471
00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:02,299
"No, I don't know you."
472
00:23:02,382 --> 00:23:04,426
Nick: That's pretty cool.
473
00:23:04,509 --> 00:23:06,469
Why is it pretty cool?
474
00:23:06,553 --> 00:23:08,555
I didn't know you and Mike
were kind of like that.
475
00:23:08,638 --> 00:23:10,432
I thought you guys were more
just friends.
476
00:23:10,515 --> 00:23:13,268
( laughs ) What?
I didn't do anything.
477
00:23:13,351 --> 00:23:15,312
I didn't ask him to get married.
I just said--
478
00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:17,522
Easy easy.
I'll drop it. I'll drop it.
479
00:23:19,608 --> 00:23:21,610
( grunts )
480
00:23:23,612 --> 00:23:26,865
- Well, we're here at the Los Angeles Zoo...
- Zoo.
481
00:23:26,948 --> 00:23:29,826
Because Charlyne...
482
00:23:29,910 --> 00:23:33,997
...had a brilliant idea to come here
and hopefully capture
483
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:37,250
how animals express
their version of love.
484
00:23:37,334 --> 00:23:40,086
How do you think we're gonna
go about doing that?
485
00:23:40,170 --> 00:23:42,130
Do you have any ideas
what the scenes are gonna be?
486
00:23:42,213 --> 00:23:45,133
Yeah, I'm gonna stay far
and watch from a distance
487
00:23:45,216 --> 00:23:46,927
so I don't interrupt.
488
00:23:47,010 --> 00:23:50,055
So we're at the zoo observing Charlyne
observing the animals, right?
489
00:23:50,138 --> 00:23:51,640
Yes.
490
00:23:53,224 --> 00:23:56,019
Wow, they're so in love.
491
00:23:57,312 --> 00:23:59,981
I see movement.
They're breathing.
492
00:24:01,858 --> 00:24:04,027
Nick: All right, Chuck,
you want to wrap it up, dude?
493
00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:06,988
Now I'm not sure exactly
what they're talking about.
494
00:24:07,072 --> 00:24:08,823
- Nick: Hey, there's Mike.
- One can--
495
00:24:08,907 --> 00:24:11,284
Nick: Hey, Ben, you want to grab Mike
coming up too?
496
00:24:11,368 --> 00:24:14,788
( Nick clapping ) Hey.
497
00:24:14,871 --> 00:24:16,831
- Hey, man.
- Hey, man.
498
00:24:16,915 --> 00:24:19,250
- What's up?
- Good seeing you.
499
00:24:19,334 --> 00:24:21,503
- How's it going?
- Everybody remembers Mike?
500
00:24:21,586 --> 00:24:23,672
- Hey.
- You remember Charlyne, of course.
501
00:24:23,755 --> 00:24:26,132
( both chuckle )
502
00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:29,260
- How's it going?
- Good, man. Thanks for making it out.
503
00:24:29,344 --> 00:24:31,471
You guys have been getting
some lion footage?
504
00:24:31,554 --> 00:24:34,140
Yeah, I'm just looking at them.
505
00:24:34,224 --> 00:24:36,893
He's being trying to make love to Cookie,
and she's not that interested.
506
00:24:36,977 --> 00:24:40,188
Oh, yeah? That's too bad.
I know how that goes.
507
00:24:40,271 --> 00:24:42,399
( Nick laughs )
508
00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:45,110
Um, I don't want to interrupt.
509
00:24:45,193 --> 00:24:46,945
- Well, hang back.
- Yeah, keep going.
510
00:24:47,028 --> 00:24:49,531
Do you want to just do one more
and we'll go see the chimps?
511
00:24:49,614 --> 00:24:52,242
( laughs )
512
00:24:52,325 --> 00:24:55,537
Uh, well, where were we, guys?
513
00:24:55,620 --> 00:24:57,914
So you guys have been looking
at these lions for a while?
514
00:24:57,998 --> 00:24:59,416
Yeah, about 45 minutes.
515
00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:01,626
- They've just been lying there?
- Yeah.
516
00:25:01,710 --> 00:25:03,962
- So this is a deleted scene.
- Yeah.
517
00:25:04,045 --> 00:25:05,922
- This will never be in the movie.
- Yeah, right.
518
00:25:06,006 --> 00:25:08,216
( chimps chattering )
519
00:25:08,299 --> 00:25:12,554
Michael: I see why people put chimps
on gift cards and things.
520
00:25:12,637 --> 00:25:15,140
And I want to think of, like,
a clever thing to say
521
00:25:15,223 --> 00:25:18,018
about how his legs are crossed,
like, "Working on my novel."
522
00:25:18,101 --> 00:25:20,812
- I want to put that on a gift card.
- ( Nick and Michael laugh )
523
00:25:20,895 --> 00:25:23,732
Charlyne: We're not
doing anything, are we?
524
00:25:23,815 --> 00:25:25,859
Nick: No, I think we're just
getting a B-roll.
525
00:25:25,942 --> 00:25:28,028
Charlyne: Cool. Do you mind
if we just take a snack break?
526
00:25:28,111 --> 00:25:29,779
Nick: No, take your time.
527
00:25:29,863 --> 00:25:31,781
- Michael: Are you getting food?
- A snack break.
528
00:25:31,865 --> 00:25:33,908
- Yeah, I'll go.
- Okay.
529
00:25:33,992 --> 00:25:36,244
I'm gonna get some food too.
I haven't eaten.
530
00:25:36,327 --> 00:25:38,747
Charlyne: Anything all day?
531
00:25:38,830 --> 00:25:40,248
Michael: No, just this water.
532
00:25:40,331 --> 00:25:42,584
Is it delicious?
533
00:25:42,667 --> 00:25:45,920
Yeah, just not as filling
as one might hope.
534
00:25:51,134 --> 00:25:52,886
What if you moved
a little bit more that way,
535
00:25:52,969 --> 00:25:55,513
so everything she says you get
the giraffes in the background too?
536
00:25:55,597 --> 00:25:58,391
Guys, sorry, I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna take off.
537
00:25:58,475 --> 00:26:00,268
- You're taking off?
- Yeah yeah, bye, guys.
538
00:26:00,351 --> 00:26:02,437
- Thanks for coming by, man.
- Yeah, no problem. Bye.
539
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,439
I'll call you tomorrow
about the weekend.
540
00:26:04,522 --> 00:26:06,524
Charlyne: Okay.
541
00:26:08,193 --> 00:26:09,944
What's going on this weekend?
542
00:26:10,028 --> 00:26:13,073
We're gonna go eat
and watch a movie.
543
00:26:13,156 --> 00:26:15,200
You and Mike are gonna
go eat and watch a movie?
544
00:26:15,283 --> 00:26:17,077
- Yeah.
- Just the two of you?
545
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:18,703
- Yeah.
- For real?
546
00:26:18,787 --> 00:26:19,954
What?
547
00:26:20,038 --> 00:26:21,998
That's awesome.
You guys are going on a date.
548
00:26:22,082 --> 00:26:24,793
No, It's not a date.
We're just gonna hang out and eat.
549
00:26:24,876 --> 00:26:27,003
You guys are gonna go eat,
the two of you, and go see a movie,
550
00:26:27,087 --> 00:26:28,588
just the two of you,
and that's not a date?
551
00:26:28,671 --> 00:26:30,965
No. We eat and watch movies
all the time.
552
00:26:31,049 --> 00:26:33,802
That's different.
Jay, a guy and a girl decide to go out
553
00:26:33,885 --> 00:26:35,970
and get dinner and see a movie?
What would you call that?
554
00:26:36,054 --> 00:26:38,681
- That would be a date, sir.
- That'd be a date.
555
00:26:38,765 --> 00:26:42,060
Let's try to get that date out of your head
and just shoot this scene.
556
00:26:43,561 --> 00:26:46,314
- Charlyne: Can I have this?
- Michael: Yeah.
557
00:26:46,397 --> 00:26:49,150
You can have as many
as you want, incidentally.
558
00:26:49,234 --> 00:26:51,402
- Do you want this one?
- No.
559
00:26:51,486 --> 00:26:53,613
- You can have it.
- No, your finger's been--
560
00:26:53,696 --> 00:26:55,490
Here.
561
00:26:55,573 --> 00:26:56,950
No, don't.
562
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:03,581
So are you from LA?
563
00:27:03,665 --> 00:27:06,626
No.
564
00:27:06,709 --> 00:27:08,670
I'm from Fontana.
565
00:27:08,753 --> 00:27:11,965
It's an hour and a half
away from here.
566
00:27:12,048 --> 00:27:14,509
You from LA?
567
00:27:14,592 --> 00:27:16,553
No, I'm from Toronto.
568
00:27:16,636 --> 00:27:18,513
Cool.
569
00:27:18,596 --> 00:27:21,015
Do you live around here?
570
00:27:21,099 --> 00:27:23,143
I don't want to tell you where I live.
I don't trust you.
571
00:27:23,226 --> 00:27:25,770
Oh, okay. You don't have to.
I can look it up.
572
00:27:25,854 --> 00:27:27,605
Look it up?
Is it on the internet?
573
00:27:27,689 --> 00:27:29,232
I can ask someone.
574
00:27:29,315 --> 00:27:31,734
- You would do that?
- Probably.
575
00:27:34,779 --> 00:27:37,365
How did you know my name
when I met you?
576
00:27:37,448 --> 00:27:39,617
I had seen your show.
577
00:27:39,701 --> 00:27:44,122
And then when I saw you at Evan's
I knew your name.
578
00:27:44,205 --> 00:27:46,249
Yeah, I was really scared.
I thought maybe--
579
00:27:46,332 --> 00:27:48,918
I was like, "Do I know this guy?"
I'm, like, the worst at names.
580
00:27:49,002 --> 00:27:51,337
You were like, "Hey, Charlyne,
come here."
581
00:27:51,421 --> 00:27:53,756
- I normally wouldn't--
- I'm like, "I don't know you.
582
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:56,968
- Okay, I must know you maybe.
- Normally I wouldn't have even said hello.
583
00:27:57,051 --> 00:27:58,761
Why?
584
00:27:58,845 --> 00:28:01,681
'Cause, you know,
it's difficult to.
585
00:28:03,141 --> 00:28:05,226
Yeah, but anyway,
that's how I knew your name
586
00:28:05,310 --> 00:28:07,562
and I was excited to see you.
587
00:28:23,369 --> 00:28:25,288
So you're leaving in a few days?
588
00:28:25,371 --> 00:28:28,208
In two days.
I'll be gone for, like, four and a half.
589
00:28:28,291 --> 00:28:30,251
- I'll call you tomorrow.
- Okay.
590
00:28:30,335 --> 00:28:32,545
Talk on the phone,
have a phone chat.
591
00:28:32,629 --> 00:28:34,589
- Okay.
- Okay.
592
00:28:34,672 --> 00:28:36,674
Are you okay to drive?
593
00:28:36,758 --> 00:28:38,718
- Do I--?
- You're not high?
594
00:28:38,801 --> 00:28:40,595
- Do I look high?
- No.
595
00:28:40,678 --> 00:28:42,889
Do you need to take
my microphone?
596
00:28:44,349 --> 00:28:46,893
Yeah, thanks, Mike.
597
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:52,148
- You want me to turn around?
- Nick: All right, this is kind of awkward.
598
00:28:52,232 --> 00:28:54,859
- Is it in your shirt?
- Just slip it off.
599
00:28:57,862 --> 00:28:59,489
Okay.
600
00:29:01,950 --> 00:29:03,243
It's caught.
601
00:29:04,410 --> 00:29:06,162
( imitates )
It's caught. It's caught.
602
00:29:06,246 --> 00:29:08,623
I'll call you. I'll call you.
603
00:29:08,706 --> 00:29:10,792
Okay. Bye.
604
00:29:18,132 --> 00:29:20,093
Charlyne: Do you remember
your first date?
605
00:29:20,176 --> 00:29:22,929
Yes. I invited him
606
00:29:23,012 --> 00:29:25,765
to my birthday party at 14.
607
00:29:25,848 --> 00:29:28,142
What began as an infatuation
608
00:29:28,226 --> 00:29:30,228
bloomed into full love.
609
00:29:30,311 --> 00:29:33,481
And he proposed ourjunior year
in high school.
610
00:29:33,564 --> 00:29:35,525
Do you remember
how you proposed to her?
611
00:29:35,608 --> 00:29:37,277
- No, do you?
- No.
612
00:29:39,237 --> 00:29:41,364
I'm sure I wasn't on my knees.
613
00:29:41,447 --> 00:29:43,449
No.
614
00:29:43,533 --> 00:29:46,995
My mom and dad were not
for me marrying that early,
615
00:29:47,078 --> 00:29:49,747
but they knew that I loved him
616
00:29:49,831 --> 00:29:52,000
and that we wanted to be together.
617
00:29:52,083 --> 00:29:55,169
And they had to sign for me
to be married
618
00:29:55,253 --> 00:29:57,213
because I was only 17.
619
00:29:57,297 --> 00:29:58,798
- Oh, yeah?
- So they did.
620
00:29:58,881 --> 00:30:01,467
I think the young love
621
00:30:01,551 --> 00:30:04,637
can sometimes be
the most important.
622
00:30:04,721 --> 00:30:08,683
I know that many--
people now are waiting
623
00:30:08,766 --> 00:30:10,852
until later to get married,
624
00:30:10,935 --> 00:30:12,854
but I think you lose something.
625
00:30:12,937 --> 00:30:16,858
We could have chosen
not to marry before he went to college,
626
00:30:16,941 --> 00:30:18,860
but waiting five years
would have lost
627
00:30:18,943 --> 00:30:22,447
much of the magnetism
that we had for each other.
628
00:30:22,530 --> 00:30:26,075
I'm not advising everyone
to get married at 17,
629
00:30:26,159 --> 00:30:28,453
but it can work.
630
00:30:28,536 --> 00:30:30,788
It sure is not for everybody.
We had a lot of friends
631
00:30:30,872 --> 00:30:33,124
who got married young,
and it didn't work out for them.
632
00:30:33,207 --> 00:30:34,542
But it did for us.
633
00:30:34,625 --> 00:30:36,878
How did you guys know
that you were in love
634
00:30:36,961 --> 00:30:38,921
if you've never been
in love before?
635
00:30:39,005 --> 00:30:40,965
Wait for the lightning bolt.
636
00:30:41,049 --> 00:30:43,509
I've been saying that
all of our lives.
637
00:30:43,593 --> 00:30:45,762
Sometimes it's slow
and it grows
638
00:30:45,845 --> 00:30:48,222
and all of a sudden
you realize it's there.
639
00:30:48,306 --> 00:30:51,559
Many times it happens
in the beginning
640
00:30:51,642 --> 00:30:53,561
like it did with us.
641
00:30:53,644 --> 00:30:54,896
Yeah.
642
00:30:54,979 --> 00:30:57,648
We'd like to share one thing
643
00:30:57,732 --> 00:31:00,068
in asking what events
644
00:31:00,151 --> 00:31:02,904
might have stuck out
in our mind through the years.
645
00:31:02,987 --> 00:31:06,282
I was ready to deliver
646
00:31:06,366 --> 00:31:08,326
our second son
647
00:31:08,409 --> 00:31:11,579
when he had to go
to the reserve camp.
648
00:31:11,662 --> 00:31:14,165
( thunder rolling, radio chatter )
649
00:31:16,501 --> 00:31:18,503
I was in the reserves
650
00:31:18,586 --> 00:31:20,797
and I'd spent two weeks
at Fort Polk.
651
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:23,424
And even though we knew
our son was coming,
652
00:31:23,508 --> 00:31:25,426
I still had to go to camp.
653
00:31:25,510 --> 00:31:28,513
But they did send me back
when our child was born.
654
00:31:30,181 --> 00:31:31,599
( monitor beeping )
655
00:31:31,682 --> 00:31:34,018
Mary Beth: We had
a pretty dramatic birth
656
00:31:34,102 --> 00:31:36,687
with several dangers involved
657
00:31:36,771 --> 00:31:39,440
with myself and my son,
658
00:31:39,524 --> 00:31:42,026
so I was especially excited
659
00:31:42,110 --> 00:31:45,530
to hear the clomp
of his army boots
660
00:31:45,613 --> 00:31:48,074
running down the hall.
661
00:31:48,157 --> 00:31:51,119
I knew he was there.
We were all okay.
662
00:31:51,202 --> 00:31:53,663
- ( baby laughing )
- He runs into the room,
663
00:31:53,746 --> 00:31:55,706
saw that we were okay,
664
00:31:55,790 --> 00:31:58,793
and immediately passed out
on the floor.
665
00:31:58,876 --> 00:32:03,047
And we will always remember
that birth.
666
00:32:05,174 --> 00:32:08,761
We got laundry on the third floor.
667
00:32:08,845 --> 00:32:11,013
That doesn't interest me.
668
00:32:11,097 --> 00:32:12,348
( chuckles )
669
00:32:12,432 --> 00:32:14,434
You all ready
for the interviews today?
670
00:32:14,517 --> 00:32:16,686
Uh, yeah.
671
00:32:16,769 --> 00:32:19,105
You have a few basic
kind of questions?
672
00:32:19,188 --> 00:32:21,649
Yeah, I have some
really good questions.
673
00:32:21,732 --> 00:32:24,402
- I was thinking about asking...
- ( buzzes )
674
00:32:24,485 --> 00:32:25,945
- I can't hear you, Chuck.
- What?
675
00:32:26,028 --> 00:32:27,321
I couldn't hear you.
676
00:32:27,405 --> 00:32:30,283
- Oh, I just said...
- ( buzzes )
677
00:32:30,366 --> 00:32:33,453
Charlyne, Chuck,
you gotta turn it off.
678
00:32:33,536 --> 00:32:35,955
What are you thinking?
I just want to know what you're asking.
679
00:32:36,038 --> 00:32:38,458
( buzzing )
680
00:32:38,541 --> 00:32:40,334
I'm sorry. What?
681
00:32:40,418 --> 00:32:42,587
- You have a few basic--?
- ( buzzes )
682
00:32:44,464 --> 00:32:45,840
- Do you have a few--?
- ( buzzes )
683
00:32:45,923 --> 00:32:47,383
Okay.
684
00:32:47,467 --> 00:32:49,635
So are you all set
for the interviews?
685
00:32:49,719 --> 00:32:52,096
Yeah, I have everything set, boss.
686
00:32:52,180 --> 00:32:53,723
- Great.
- Thanks.
687
00:32:53,806 --> 00:32:56,225
Good.
What are you gonna ask?
688
00:32:56,309 --> 00:32:58,644
( buzzing )
689
00:33:01,189 --> 00:33:03,691
Romance is written for women,
mostly by women,
690
00:33:03,774 --> 00:33:05,735
although we have male readers
691
00:33:05,818 --> 00:33:08,029
and I have fan mail from guys.
692
00:33:08,112 --> 00:33:11,199
But romance is really targeted
for women.
693
00:33:11,282 --> 00:33:15,369
And it's the emotional bonding
that goes on
694
00:33:15,453 --> 00:33:17,872
that women tend to enjoy
discussing
695
00:33:17,955 --> 00:33:20,500
and hearing about and reading
and watching on TV
696
00:33:20,583 --> 00:33:22,835
and in the movies.
And that's what romance is.
697
00:33:22,919 --> 00:33:25,963
People think there's a formula
to romance novels and there's not.
698
00:33:26,047 --> 00:33:28,007
The only thing
that romance has to have is,
699
00:33:28,090 --> 00:33:30,551
they have to have a relationship
between two people
700
00:33:30,635 --> 00:33:33,221
and they have to have
some kind of conflict or struggle
701
00:33:33,304 --> 00:33:36,390
that they overcome and then they live
happily ever after, we call it.
702
00:33:36,474 --> 00:33:38,893
It's an "HEA ending"--
happily ever after.
703
00:33:38,976 --> 00:33:43,064
There's always something where
the characters are sacrificing--
704
00:33:43,147 --> 00:33:45,483
one is sacrificing for the other
705
00:33:45,566 --> 00:33:48,361
and that's their sign that they're
really in love with that person.
706
00:33:48,444 --> 00:33:51,822
So at some point the character
has to make
707
00:33:51,906 --> 00:33:54,742
some kind of a personal sacrifice
for the other character.
708
00:33:54,825 --> 00:33:57,578
And that's the sign.
That's the sign that they're in love.
709
00:34:02,667 --> 00:34:04,835
Hey, Charlyne,
will you tell the camera
710
00:34:04,919 --> 00:34:06,712
what you told me
last night on the phone?
711
00:34:06,796 --> 00:34:08,756
What did I tell you last night?
712
00:34:08,839 --> 00:34:11,175
When we were on the phone,
talking about the shoot,
713
00:34:11,259 --> 00:34:12,760
and then you said...
714
00:34:12,843 --> 00:34:14,053
I don't know.
Remind me.
715
00:34:14,136 --> 00:34:16,180
You don't remember what we were
talking about last night?
716
00:34:16,264 --> 00:34:18,266
- No, remind me.
- We were talking about the shoot.
717
00:34:18,349 --> 00:34:20,935
And we were both getting excited
and then Charlyne says,
718
00:34:21,018 --> 00:34:23,771
"You know, Nick,
I'm starting to really like Michael."
719
00:34:23,854 --> 00:34:26,107
- Did I say that?
- You did.
720
00:34:26,190 --> 00:34:29,110
( laughs )
I did say it.
721
00:34:29,193 --> 00:34:30,778
And I said, "Really?"
And she goes, "Yeah."
722
00:34:30,861 --> 00:34:33,281
And I was like, "Like a boyfriend?"
And she goes, "Yeah."
723
00:34:33,364 --> 00:34:35,700
And so we've made an agreement
that we're gonna have to start
724
00:34:35,783 --> 00:34:37,285
filming everything
so we don't miss that,
725
00:34:37,368 --> 00:34:41,038
because their relationship is definitely
part of the movie now.
726
00:34:42,039 --> 00:34:44,834
Greetings, ladies.
727
00:34:49,714 --> 00:34:51,924
What are you gonna get?
728
00:34:52,008 --> 00:34:56,137
I think I'm gonna get the BLT,
minus the B, plus the PC.
729
00:34:56,220 --> 00:34:57,972
Plus the PC?
730
00:34:58,055 --> 00:35:00,641
Pickles and cheese.
731
00:35:00,725 --> 00:35:03,144
- ( laughs ) What?
- That's not a BLT.
732
00:35:03,227 --> 00:35:06,147
It's BLT, minus the bacon,
plus pickles and cheese.
733
00:35:06,230 --> 00:35:08,399
I think the whole fun
of ordering the BLT
734
00:35:08,482 --> 00:35:11,527
is saying, "I'll have a BLT,"
and the simplicity of it,
735
00:35:11,611 --> 00:35:14,071
- and they know what you want.
- Well, mine is pretty simple.
736
00:35:14,155 --> 00:35:16,824
It just doesn't have the bacon.
It has cheese and pickles.
737
00:35:16,907 --> 00:35:19,827
The sandwich is simple,
but ordering it isn't simple, I mean.
738
00:35:19,910 --> 00:35:22,455
So just order your weird
pickle cheese sandwich...
739
00:35:22,538 --> 00:35:23,623
Whatever.
740
00:35:23,706 --> 00:35:25,916
...and say, "Can you bring me
all the fixings?"
741
00:35:27,835 --> 00:35:29,337
What are you gonna get?
742
00:35:29,420 --> 00:35:31,172
I think I'm gonna get
the Mexican beach salad.
743
00:35:31,255 --> 00:35:33,424
I want to say that to the waiter.
744
00:35:33,507 --> 00:35:35,718
Yeah, sounds very exotic.
745
00:35:35,801 --> 00:35:37,219
A Mexican beach salad, yeah.
746
00:35:37,303 --> 00:35:40,348
He'll look at me and think,
"Oh, this guy gets around."
747
00:35:40,431 --> 00:35:43,059
Pretend I'm the waiter.
Hi, can I take your order, please?
748
00:35:43,142 --> 00:35:45,311
- A Mexican beach salad.
- You got it.
749
00:35:45,394 --> 00:35:48,356
- Now.
- ( both laugh )
750
00:35:50,524 --> 00:35:53,027
I really didn't like you
when I first met you.
751
00:35:53,110 --> 00:35:55,071
Yeah, I know.
752
00:35:55,154 --> 00:35:57,114
How could you tell?
753
00:35:57,198 --> 00:35:59,950
Well, it was pretty obvious.
( laughs )
754
00:36:00,034 --> 00:36:01,869
Yeah?
755
00:36:01,952 --> 00:36:03,871
You were pretty hasty
with your judgment.
756
00:36:03,954 --> 00:36:05,373
- Was I?
- Little did you know
757
00:36:05,456 --> 00:36:07,917
that I would be someone
that would be taking you out to lunch.
758
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:12,630
And you kept avoiding me.
759
00:36:12,713 --> 00:36:14,215
( chuckles )
760
00:36:14,298 --> 00:36:17,051
And you kept
walking away from me.
761
00:36:17,134 --> 00:36:19,136
You really didn't like me.
762
00:36:19,220 --> 00:36:20,721
Yes.
763
00:36:20,805 --> 00:36:23,307
Okay, I won't waste your time.
764
00:37:03,055 --> 00:37:04,765
Hey.
765
00:37:04,849 --> 00:37:06,267
( both laugh )
766
00:37:06,350 --> 00:37:08,602
Sorry that took so long.
That didn't go as I planned.
767
00:37:08,686 --> 00:37:11,689
- You're a jerk. You're awful.
- I didn't think it would take that long.
768
00:37:11,772 --> 00:37:13,941
I had to walk
all the way around.
769
00:37:14,024 --> 00:37:17,820
I just thought
it would be a quick thing.
770
00:37:17,903 --> 00:37:19,905
Sorry. Did you think
I really left?
771
00:37:19,989 --> 00:37:22,783
- Yeah.
- ( laughs )
772
00:37:22,867 --> 00:37:24,660
Funny, though, right?
773
00:37:26,662 --> 00:37:28,622
I'll pay for your lunch.
774
00:37:28,706 --> 00:37:29,915
You're bribing me?
775
00:37:29,999 --> 00:37:31,459
You're bribing my heart?
776
00:37:31,542 --> 00:37:33,461
Yeah.
777
00:37:33,544 --> 00:37:35,212
That's right.
778
00:38:11,415 --> 00:38:12,458
Oh.
779
00:38:12,541 --> 00:38:14,460
- Turn turn turn!
- Wow.
780
00:38:14,543 --> 00:38:16,003
Argh!
781
00:38:16,086 --> 00:38:18,589
Whoa.
( laughing )
782
00:38:26,263 --> 00:38:28,265
Michael: Give it a throw.
There it is.
783
00:38:28,349 --> 00:38:29,683
Oh.
784
00:38:29,767 --> 00:38:31,435
( laughs )
785
00:38:40,694 --> 00:38:42,655
Nick: Hey, guys,
786
00:38:42,738 --> 00:38:45,533
you guys want to do
anything like--
787
00:38:45,616 --> 00:38:48,369
anything like an arm around each other
or a kiss or anything?
788
00:38:48,452 --> 00:38:50,371
- ( Charlyne laughs )
- Michael: This is fine.
789
00:38:50,454 --> 00:38:52,414
- Forget it then.
- Thanks for the tip.
790
00:38:52,498 --> 00:38:54,542
Keep going, whatever you guys
wanna do.
791
00:38:56,794 --> 00:38:59,171
They weren't into it.
792
00:39:06,470 --> 00:39:08,430
Charlyne: How did you guys meet?
793
00:39:08,514 --> 00:39:09,598
( chuckles )
794
00:39:09,682 --> 00:39:11,350
First time we didn't meet, actually.
795
00:39:11,433 --> 00:39:13,143
- First time we didn't meet.
- He stood me up.
796
00:39:13,227 --> 00:39:15,187
- Really? Why?
- I didn't.
797
00:39:15,271 --> 00:39:17,231
I was supposed to meet him
at a restaurant.
798
00:39:17,314 --> 00:39:19,275
Go ahead and tell the story,
or the lie.
799
00:39:19,358 --> 00:39:21,485
- You tell the lie.
- Yeah, go for it.
800
00:39:21,569 --> 00:39:23,779
He never lets me forget this.
801
00:39:23,863 --> 00:39:26,657
We set out to meet.
I had just moved to town.
802
00:39:26,740 --> 00:39:28,868
He said, "Do you know this place?"
I said, "Yeah."
803
00:39:28,951 --> 00:39:32,454
I didn't know the place.
I went to the wrong restaurant
804
00:39:32,538 --> 00:39:35,416
and I'm like, "That's not the restaurant
I thought it was."
805
00:39:35,499 --> 00:39:37,751
And so I had to think
quick on my feet.
806
00:39:37,835 --> 00:39:41,547
I just like called, "Uh, I had to take
my nephew to the hospital.
807
00:39:41,630 --> 00:39:44,008
Sorry." So I lied.
808
00:39:44,091 --> 00:39:46,760
So I meet him a week later and I was like,
"Oh, so how is your nephew doing?"
809
00:39:46,844 --> 00:39:48,554
- He's like, "What do you mean?"
- ( laughs )
810
00:39:48,637 --> 00:39:50,598
- Busted.
- I'm a really bad liar.
811
00:39:50,681 --> 00:39:54,351
Your second date, when you actually met,
what happened there?
812
00:39:54,435 --> 00:39:56,061
I think we had sex.
813
00:39:56,145 --> 00:39:57,646
( laughing )
814
00:39:57,730 --> 00:40:00,274
- Second date-- yeah, I think, yeah.
- Oh.
815
00:40:00,357 --> 00:40:01,775
- We're gay. That's what you do.
- Yeah, no.
816
00:40:01,859 --> 00:40:03,611
- Really?
- Not really. I don't know, maybe.
817
00:40:03,694 --> 00:40:05,654
Not all gay guys, but we do.
818
00:40:05,738 --> 00:40:07,531
I think it was something
really charming
819
00:40:07,615 --> 00:40:09,450
- like a parking lot.
- No, it wasn't.
820
00:40:09,533 --> 00:40:11,035
- Yeah, it was.
- Not me.
821
00:40:11,118 --> 00:40:13,370
You guys met at a parking lot
and you guys did it?
822
00:40:13,454 --> 00:40:15,122
No, not in the parking lot, no.
823
00:40:15,205 --> 00:40:17,291
We went back to his house
and watched a movie, I think.
824
00:40:17,374 --> 00:40:19,376
Check this out--
when I'm in his house...
825
00:40:19,460 --> 00:40:22,338
- I forgot how much dirt he has on me.
- ...you're looking at the shit
826
00:40:22,421 --> 00:40:24,173
people have on their
mantel and stuff,
827
00:40:24,256 --> 00:40:26,300
and like, "Oh, books books,
tchotchke,
828
00:40:26,383 --> 00:40:29,803
dead boyfriend,
books, books, tchotchke."
829
00:40:29,887 --> 00:40:32,514
- He had his dead boyfriend cremated--
- His ashes.
830
00:40:32,598 --> 00:40:34,725
- Charlyne: Oh, man.
- So I almost flipped out.
831
00:40:34,808 --> 00:40:37,937
I was like, "That's a little creepy."
It was really creepy.
832
00:40:38,020 --> 00:40:39,772
Do you guys want
to get married?
833
00:40:39,855 --> 00:40:41,982
He proposed.
I said no.
834
00:40:42,066 --> 00:40:44,360
People that I know are married
aren't happy,
835
00:40:44,443 --> 00:40:46,362
most of them,
the straight ones.
836
00:40:46,445 --> 00:40:48,280
And the gay ones
aren't really happy either.
837
00:40:48,364 --> 00:40:50,407
It's like, what's the point?
838
00:40:50,491 --> 00:40:52,159
And for us it's not real.
839
00:40:52,242 --> 00:40:54,453
And you believe in marriage?
840
00:40:54,536 --> 00:40:57,331
Basically if a piece of paper says
841
00:40:57,414 --> 00:40:59,625
that he can be covered
by my insurance--
842
00:40:59,708 --> 00:41:01,669
- that's a good thing.
- Yeah.
843
00:41:01,752 --> 00:41:04,171
And we've been together 10 years.
He doesn't have insurance.
844
00:41:04,254 --> 00:41:06,340
Have you guys ever had
your heart broken?
845
00:41:06,423 --> 00:41:09,176
Um, a lot, actually.
846
00:41:09,259 --> 00:41:11,178
When you're gay and, like, you--
847
00:41:11,261 --> 00:41:14,932
I'm not really attracted
to effeminate dudes,
848
00:41:15,015 --> 00:41:18,394
so when you're in high school,
you're growing up,
849
00:41:18,477 --> 00:41:21,397
you're in college or whatever,
you tend to fall for the straight guy.
850
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:23,816
And that doesn't tend
to work out.
851
00:41:23,899 --> 00:41:25,359
What about you?
852
00:41:25,442 --> 00:41:27,861
I didn't have my heart broken
853
00:41:27,945 --> 00:41:30,322
so much.
854
00:41:30,406 --> 00:41:33,867
You know, I had an ex in a box.
855
00:41:33,951 --> 00:41:36,996
It wasn't like he broke my heart...
856
00:41:37,079 --> 00:41:39,373
- Yeah.
- ...did anything to me,
857
00:41:39,456 --> 00:41:43,085
but, you know, he died on me,
the bastard.
858
00:41:43,168 --> 00:41:46,213
It's like, you could have just said,
"I don't like you anymore," and left.
859
00:41:46,296 --> 00:41:48,340
But no, he had to die.
860
00:41:50,801 --> 00:41:52,720
I can't with my left hand.
861
00:41:52,803 --> 00:41:54,096
Jab jab, boom!
862
00:41:54,179 --> 00:41:55,597
Good, come at me now.
863
00:41:55,681 --> 00:41:57,933
One, two, strike!
864
00:41:58,017 --> 00:42:00,394
Charlyne's voice:
The other night I had this dream.
865
00:42:00,477 --> 00:42:02,813
And I was onstage
and a spotlight hit me,
866
00:42:02,896 --> 00:42:05,983
and when I looked down
I was wearing this beautiful pink dress
867
00:42:06,066 --> 00:42:08,068
and my hair was
all blonde and curly.
868
00:42:08,152 --> 00:42:10,571
I tried to do magic
before my song,
869
00:42:10,654 --> 00:42:12,489
but it didn't work.
870
00:42:12,573 --> 00:42:14,908
It was like--
it was like I'd lost my zing.
871
00:42:14,992 --> 00:42:17,161
Nick: Do you think it's 'cause
you're with Mike
872
00:42:17,244 --> 00:42:19,747
and you're afraid you're becoming,
like, all girlie and stuff?
873
00:42:19,830 --> 00:42:22,416
Charlyne: I don't know.
I've never been one of the girls, you know?
874
00:42:22,499 --> 00:42:24,376
- Nick: Yeah.
- I want to be his girlfriend,
875
00:42:24,460 --> 00:42:26,253
but I don't want to be
"the girlfriend."
876
00:42:26,336 --> 00:42:28,839
I mean, no one ever
remembers "the girlfriend."
877
00:42:28,922 --> 00:42:30,883
Nick: Sure. You want to be
one of the dudes.
878
00:42:30,966 --> 00:42:32,926
Charlyne: I am one of the dudes.
879
00:42:33,010 --> 00:42:34,511
Nick: Well...
880
00:42:34,595 --> 00:42:37,264
Charlyne: How would you define
a divorce?
881
00:42:37,347 --> 00:42:39,641
I think probably the best
882
00:42:39,725 --> 00:42:42,019
definition of divorce
883
00:42:42,102 --> 00:42:44,772
is the taking of two people
884
00:42:44,855 --> 00:42:47,608
who once proclaimed
their love for each other
885
00:42:47,691 --> 00:42:52,529
and separating them
as far as you can apart.
886
00:42:52,613 --> 00:42:54,573
Why is there so many divorces?
887
00:42:54,656 --> 00:42:58,702
Well, one thing is they're not
getting to know each other enough
888
00:42:58,786 --> 00:43:00,746
before they decide to get married,
889
00:43:00,829 --> 00:43:03,040
and they get married too quick.
890
00:43:03,123 --> 00:43:05,084
That could be one thing.
891
00:43:05,167 --> 00:43:08,796
And another thing is, you know,
we're not a very patient society.
892
00:43:08,879 --> 00:43:12,091
And so I think that maybe people
get into relationships,
893
00:43:12,174 --> 00:43:15,052
and if they're not exactly
the way they want them
894
00:43:15,135 --> 00:43:17,805
and there's no quick fix,
they just give up.
895
00:43:17,888 --> 00:43:21,767
Do you think that this job
has given you perspective on love
896
00:43:21,850 --> 00:43:23,310
or changed it at all?
897
00:43:23,393 --> 00:43:26,480
Oh, absolutely.
I mean, the people I see in here--
898
00:43:26,563 --> 00:43:28,816
makes me realize
899
00:43:28,899 --> 00:43:33,487
that there are many many people
more dysfunctional than I.
900
00:43:33,570 --> 00:43:36,073
That's nice.
That's reassuring.
901
00:43:36,156 --> 00:43:39,409
When we go home at night,
we've spent all day
902
00:43:39,493 --> 00:43:42,329
hearing clients,
or people in his court,
903
00:43:42,412 --> 00:43:44,540
you know, say terrible things
about each other
904
00:43:44,623 --> 00:43:47,793
and talk about the terrible ways
they're treated each other.
905
00:43:47,876 --> 00:43:49,837
We both go home at night and think,
906
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:53,340
"Whew, aren't we lucky?
We don't have all those problems."
907
00:43:53,423 --> 00:43:56,093
And it really gives you
a different perspective, I think.
908
00:43:56,176 --> 00:43:58,679
If you can hang in there
and you really love 'em,
909
00:43:58,762 --> 00:44:00,639
it gets better all the time.
910
00:44:00,722 --> 00:44:04,601
Well, that, and the learning to overlook
other people's shortcomings.
911
00:44:04,685 --> 00:44:07,604
We all have bad breath
when we wake up in the morning.
912
00:44:07,688 --> 00:44:09,106
That's true.
913
00:44:09,189 --> 00:44:12,192
Accepting the fact
that just because he says,
914
00:44:12,276 --> 00:44:14,862
"Pull this finger," and giggles--
915
00:44:14,945 --> 00:44:18,907
you can get along with that.
916
00:44:19,950 --> 00:44:25,539
Sally and I met in Houston in,
oh, I guess, 1980.
917
00:44:25,622 --> 00:44:30,043
I was working as an associate judge
down there
918
00:44:30,127 --> 00:44:32,629
in one of the family law courts
919
00:44:32,713 --> 00:44:34,882
in Houston, in Harris County,
920
00:44:34,965 --> 00:44:37,926
and she was practicing law
921
00:44:38,010 --> 00:44:39,970
in that court.
922
00:44:40,053 --> 00:44:43,182
And I thought that I would
really like to go out with her,
923
00:44:43,265 --> 00:44:46,351
not to mess up
our professional relationship.
924
00:44:46,435 --> 00:44:49,229
And I hinted to her boss
925
00:44:49,313 --> 00:44:51,273
that I would like to do so,
926
00:44:51,356 --> 00:44:54,067
and I think she put pressure on Sally
to do that,
927
00:44:54,151 --> 00:44:56,570
to go out with me.
928
00:44:56,653 --> 00:44:58,363
- True?
- Yes, she did.
929
00:44:58,447 --> 00:45:01,074
She threatened to fire me
if I didn't go out with him.
930
00:45:01,158 --> 00:45:03,619
And I did not want
to go out with him at all.
931
00:45:03,702 --> 00:45:06,246
- I had another boyfriend at the time.
- ( sighs )
932
00:45:06,330 --> 00:45:08,332
I was not interested
in dating, but--
933
00:45:08,415 --> 00:45:11,418
The other boyfriend
never talked, though.
934
00:45:11,501 --> 00:45:13,462
Well, that is true.
935
00:45:13,545 --> 00:45:16,506
But in order to keep my job,
yes, I did go out with him.
936
00:45:16,590 --> 00:45:18,717
And I had a fairly decent time.
937
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:22,888
But what really convinced me
that I wanted to go out with him again
938
00:45:22,971 --> 00:45:25,307
was a little later.
939
00:45:25,390 --> 00:45:27,976
Maybe a week or two later
after our date
940
00:45:28,060 --> 00:45:30,020
it was a downpour in Houston.
941
00:45:30,103 --> 00:45:32,564
And I was at the courthouse.
942
00:45:32,648 --> 00:45:35,776
I was wearing
a pair of Gucci loafers
943
00:45:35,859 --> 00:45:38,528
that I had just purchased
the weekend before.
944
00:45:38,612 --> 00:45:41,323
And I spent more money
on those Gucci loafers
945
00:45:41,406 --> 00:45:44,326
than I had ever spent
in my life on a pair of shoes.
946
00:45:44,409 --> 00:45:46,620
I think they might have been $154.
947
00:45:46,703 --> 00:45:48,664
I was just devastated
948
00:45:48,747 --> 00:45:51,917
because I had parked
several blocks away from the courthouse
949
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,378
and I had to leave
and it was pouring down rain.
950
00:45:54,461 --> 00:45:57,214
And as I left his court,
951
00:45:57,297 --> 00:45:59,299
I think I probably said
something like,
952
00:45:59,383 --> 00:46:01,468
"Well, I sure don't want to ruin
my new shoes,
953
00:46:01,551 --> 00:46:03,428
but I guess
it's pouring down rain."
954
00:46:03,512 --> 00:46:05,472
And it was just a gullywasher.
955
00:46:05,555 --> 00:46:07,891
And I remember Don saying,
956
00:46:07,975 --> 00:46:09,851
"Don't worry about it.
I'll take care of it."
957
00:46:09,935 --> 00:46:11,937
He goes,
"You just wait right here."
958
00:46:12,020 --> 00:46:13,981
And he said, "I'll be right back."
959
00:46:14,064 --> 00:46:16,400
He went and got in his car,
which was a Jeep,
960
00:46:16,483 --> 00:46:19,319
and he drove it up
onto the plaza
961
00:46:19,403 --> 00:46:22,114
in front of the family law courts
building in Houston
962
00:46:22,197 --> 00:46:24,408
- and drove up under the porch.
- ( car horn honks )
963
00:46:24,491 --> 00:46:26,660
And so he opened the door
and said, "Hop in."
964
00:46:26,743 --> 00:46:29,538
And I just walked dry,
under the porch,
965
00:46:29,621 --> 00:46:33,250
got in his Jeep and we drove off.
And he took me to my car.
966
00:46:35,127 --> 00:46:37,087
And I thought, "Now that's cool.
967
00:46:37,170 --> 00:46:39,214
Who would drive up
on downtown Houston
968
00:46:39,298 --> 00:46:42,509
up onto the plaza
of the family law courts building?"
969
00:46:42,592 --> 00:46:45,470
And I thought, "You know what?
I think I'd better stick with him."
970
00:46:45,554 --> 00:46:49,933
Then I had to move to Amarillo
because I lost my job over that.
971
00:46:50,017 --> 00:46:53,353
No, he did not.
That is not true.
972
00:46:53,437 --> 00:46:55,564
We moved to Amarillo
because we wanted to.
973
00:46:55,647 --> 00:46:57,607
True enough.
974
00:46:58,650 --> 00:47:02,696
You want me to make you dinner,
Charlyne?
975
00:47:02,779 --> 00:47:04,698
Really?
976
00:47:04,781 --> 00:47:05,907
Yeah.
977
00:47:05,991 --> 00:47:07,784
Do you have any food?
978
00:47:07,868 --> 00:47:10,037
I know how to make a few things.
What do you feel like?
979
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:12,331
Um, I don't know.
980
00:47:12,414 --> 00:47:13,790
That's enough. Thank you.
981
00:47:13,874 --> 00:47:15,625
- We can go grocery shopping together.
- Okay.
982
00:47:15,709 --> 00:47:17,627
- Want to go right now?
- Okay.
983
00:47:17,711 --> 00:47:20,213
- Let's not make any plans.
- Be spontaneous.
984
00:47:20,297 --> 00:47:21,757
- Yeah.
- Real wild.
985
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:23,717
Let's finish this real quick.
986
00:47:27,220 --> 00:47:29,056
I feel awful now.
987
00:47:29,139 --> 00:47:30,849
You didn't have to do that.
988
00:47:30,932 --> 00:47:32,684
- Do you want to go right now?
- Yeah.
989
00:47:32,768 --> 00:47:34,728
- Are they gonna come?
- Um...
990
00:47:34,811 --> 00:47:37,439
- It might be a little embarrassing.
- Nick: We'll catch up.
991
00:47:37,522 --> 00:47:39,733
- You want to come?
- Yeah.
992
00:47:39,816 --> 00:47:42,069
Charlyne: Sorry.
993
00:47:42,152 --> 00:47:44,279
Michael: It's okay.
We'll be quick.
994
00:47:44,363 --> 00:47:46,156
- You guys want to catch up?
- Just go.
995
00:47:46,239 --> 00:47:48,075
Okay.
996
00:47:50,369 --> 00:47:52,579
- Michael: What do you want to get?
- Charlyne: I don't know.
997
00:47:52,662 --> 00:47:55,540
Maybe when we look around
it will give us some ideas.
998
00:47:55,624 --> 00:47:56,625
Yeah.
999
00:47:56,708 --> 00:47:59,252
I don't know what to make you
since you don't eat meat.
1000
00:47:59,336 --> 00:48:01,880
We can make grilled cheese,
1001
00:48:01,963 --> 00:48:03,423
quesadillas.
1002
00:48:03,507 --> 00:48:05,467
Michael: This is all dog food.
1003
00:48:05,550 --> 00:48:07,135
Not true-- puppy.
1004
00:48:07,219 --> 00:48:10,597
Puppy food, dog food
and nylon stockings.
1005
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:13,600
Yeah, we're not gonna find
our dinner in this aisle.
1006
00:48:14,684 --> 00:48:17,062
Michael: I think I'm so hungry
that I don't know what I feel like.
1007
00:48:17,145 --> 00:48:18,855
- Same here.
- Nothing sounds good enough.
1008
00:48:23,443 --> 00:48:26,405
Michael: We've been here
a half-hour now
1009
00:48:26,488 --> 00:48:28,281
Charlyne: I'm not even
hungry anymore.
1010
00:48:28,365 --> 00:48:29,533
Michael: We should be
eating by now.
1011
00:48:29,616 --> 00:48:32,702
Let's look in the frozen food section.
That might be our best bet.
1012
00:48:32,786 --> 00:48:37,207
There-- cheese.
"Crisp Crust."
1013
00:48:37,290 --> 00:48:40,210
( Charlyne laughs )
Party pizza?
1014
00:48:44,381 --> 00:48:46,883
1/2 hour in the oven.
1015
00:48:46,967 --> 00:48:48,927
We can order a pizza
faster than that.
1016
00:48:49,010 --> 00:48:51,138
I think we should order one.
1017
00:48:51,221 --> 00:48:53,598
( together )
Hey, Charlyne.
1018
00:48:53,682 --> 00:48:55,976
How's it going?
1019
00:48:56,059 --> 00:48:58,687
How are you doing?
1020
00:48:58,770 --> 00:49:02,399
Did you enjoy
1021
00:49:02,482 --> 00:49:05,652
the pizza
1022
00:49:05,735 --> 00:49:08,488
that we got?
1023
00:49:08,572 --> 00:49:10,615
( both laugh )
1024
00:49:10,699 --> 00:49:12,742
Should we kiss?
1025
00:49:14,077 --> 00:49:15,412
Okay.
1026
00:49:15,495 --> 00:49:17,539
Seems appropriate.
1027
00:49:23,128 --> 00:49:25,505
- What are you laughing at?
- Nothing.
1028
00:49:25,589 --> 00:49:27,716
- Why are you laughing?
- I'm just laughing.
1029
00:49:31,761 --> 00:49:34,097
It's out of the way now.
1030
00:49:40,770 --> 00:49:43,273
Now what should we do?
1031
00:49:44,566 --> 00:49:47,986
( rain pattering, thunder rumbling )
1032
00:49:55,118 --> 00:49:59,039
Ooh, this is pretty fun, man.
1033
00:49:59,122 --> 00:50:01,416
Yeah.
1034
00:50:04,586 --> 00:50:08,381
Uh, I was wondering...
1035
00:50:10,342 --> 00:50:14,137
if we always have to shoot
me and Michael.
1036
00:50:15,430 --> 00:50:18,433
We haven't had any privacy,
you know, since the moment we've met.
1037
00:50:18,517 --> 00:50:21,019
Everything's under
a magnifying glass--
1038
00:50:21,102 --> 00:50:24,648
me, you and all of them.
1039
00:50:24,731 --> 00:50:26,983
Charlyne, I mean, we did
agree to do this.
1040
00:50:27,067 --> 00:50:29,236
We said we were gonna make
a documentary
1041
00:50:29,319 --> 00:50:32,781
and we were gonna film everything,
and that's where the story's going now.
1042
00:50:32,864 --> 00:50:34,908
Yeah.
1043
00:50:34,991 --> 00:50:37,702
Let's say you and Mike went on a date
and we decided not to film you
1044
00:50:37,786 --> 00:50:39,412
and you guys had an amazing night
1045
00:50:39,496 --> 00:50:41,915
and it was the first time you ever
told each other you loved each other
1046
00:50:41,998 --> 00:50:44,918
- and we didn't get it.
- Don't worry, that's not gonna happen.
1047
00:50:45,001 --> 00:50:47,420
Okay, but just like the principle of it--
we need to.
1048
00:50:47,504 --> 00:50:49,548
I feel awkward about it.
I know Mike does.
1049
00:50:49,631 --> 00:50:51,925
But I honestly don't know
what else to do.
1050
00:50:52,008 --> 00:50:54,636
We're making a movie.
1051
00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:56,763
Yeah.
1052
00:50:58,181 --> 00:51:00,600
If we're shooting everything,
how come we're not shooting
1053
00:51:00,684 --> 00:51:03,937
me, you know, sleeping?
1054
00:51:04,020 --> 00:51:06,314
We'll shoot you sleeping.
We'll do a night of it. Could be fun.
1055
00:51:06,398 --> 00:51:08,358
- Serious?
- Seriously.
1056
00:51:08,441 --> 00:51:09,943
- Awesome.
- ( both laugh )
1057
00:51:10,026 --> 00:51:13,113
- We got a deal, Chuck Yi.
- My life just got a lot more interesting.
1058
00:51:13,196 --> 00:51:15,699
( both laugh )
1059
00:51:16,783 --> 00:51:19,286
Woman: I do two general readings
1060
00:51:19,369 --> 00:51:21,621
and I'll tell you what's going on with you
1061
00:51:21,705 --> 00:51:23,081
and kind of where you're headed.
1062
00:51:23,164 --> 00:51:24,624
Okay.
1063
00:51:24,708 --> 00:51:26,918
Okay, here we go.
1064
00:51:30,213 --> 00:51:34,217
Okay, emotion, breakup--
1065
00:51:34,301 --> 00:51:37,220
love, difficulty.
1066
00:51:37,304 --> 00:51:39,264
Separation from someone you love.
1067
00:51:39,347 --> 00:51:41,725
And to me this is romantic.
1068
00:51:43,226 --> 00:51:46,646
Highs and lows, so good and bad.
1069
00:51:46,730 --> 00:51:49,482
So it's almost like your life
is a rollercoaster.
1070
00:51:49,566 --> 00:51:51,484
Okay, are you seeing
somebody right now?
1071
00:51:51,568 --> 00:51:52,611
Yeah.
1072
00:51:52,694 --> 00:51:54,487
Okay, all I need is just
his first name.
1073
00:51:54,571 --> 00:51:56,823
- Michael.
- Michael, okay.
1074
00:51:56,906 --> 00:51:58,700
Okay, Mike.
1075
00:52:01,077 --> 00:52:05,332
Romantic-- definitely romantic,
absolutely.
1076
00:52:05,415 --> 00:52:08,501
He's got a big heart.
He's very sensitive.
1077
00:52:08,585 --> 00:52:11,171
A nice guy.
I get a really good energy for him.
1078
00:52:12,172 --> 00:52:16,009
Well, he does love you,
that's for sure, so I do get that.
1079
00:52:16,092 --> 00:52:20,347
But he's kind of interested in you
for money reasons, okay?
1080
00:52:20,430 --> 00:52:22,641
'Cause of all the money
that comes up here.
1081
00:52:22,724 --> 00:52:25,810
But I have no money.
( laughs )
1082
00:52:25,894 --> 00:52:28,813
I keep getting financial,
so business,
1083
00:52:28,897 --> 00:52:30,649
financial, career.
1084
00:52:30,732 --> 00:52:34,611
you have a key to him
building his career, okay?
1085
00:52:34,694 --> 00:52:36,613
But he is more successful than me.
1086
00:52:36,696 --> 00:52:39,532
That's what I'm telling you.
I'm saying, what does he think of you?
1087
00:52:39,616 --> 00:52:41,326
He does love you,
he does care for you,
1088
00:52:41,409 --> 00:52:44,996
but there's still some
business connection,
1089
00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:47,874
or that he can succeed
or you can succeed
1090
00:52:47,957 --> 00:52:49,501
or he can help you.
1091
00:52:49,584 --> 00:52:53,046
That's fine.
I'm gonna just leave that out there.
1092
00:52:53,129 --> 00:52:55,298
You think about it, okay?
1093
00:52:56,925 --> 00:52:59,302
You know what?
It's a good chemistry,
1094
00:52:59,386 --> 00:53:01,388
it really is, between you and him,
1095
00:53:01,471 --> 00:53:04,474
but it's not gonna work.
I have to tell you that.
1096
00:53:04,557 --> 00:53:05,934
Do you know why?
1097
00:53:06,017 --> 00:53:07,977
Oh, that's a good question.
Let me see why.
1098
00:53:08,061 --> 00:53:10,397
It will end, but, okay,
let me see.
1099
00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:12,524
Okay.
1100
00:53:15,110 --> 00:53:17,779
It's just you're each gonna
go down your own roads.
1101
00:53:17,862 --> 00:53:21,908
You will outgrow each other
and have different philosophies
1102
00:53:21,991 --> 00:53:24,619
and go down different roads
eventually.
1103
00:53:24,703 --> 00:53:27,330
You're meant to be together now
1104
00:53:27,414 --> 00:53:29,374
and it's great.
1105
00:53:29,457 --> 00:53:32,001
It works now, so good.
1106
00:53:33,336 --> 00:53:36,840
Okay? Anything else?
1107
00:53:41,553 --> 00:53:43,513
Charlyne: Do you think it was real?
1108
00:53:43,596 --> 00:53:46,850
Nick: No. And I apologize
for saying
1109
00:53:46,933 --> 00:53:48,893
I wanted you to go
to a con artist.
1110
00:53:48,977 --> 00:53:50,145
( both laugh )
1111
00:53:50,228 --> 00:53:52,731
Nick: I thought it was going to be
a lot more fun and funny
1112
00:53:52,814 --> 00:53:56,067
and I think seeing
what a clear scam it was,
1113
00:53:56,151 --> 00:53:57,777
it was just kind of dirty.
1114
00:53:57,861 --> 00:53:59,779
Charlyne: It kind of made me
really upset.
1115
00:53:59,863 --> 00:54:01,197
Nick: It made me upset too--
1116
00:54:01,281 --> 00:54:03,408
not about you and Mike,
but just about humanity.
1117
00:54:03,491 --> 00:54:04,617
Charlyne: Yeah.
1118
00:54:04,701 --> 00:54:07,287
Nick: It's like you're sitting
in this dump on the side of a highway
1119
00:54:07,370 --> 00:54:09,164
lying to people.
1120
00:54:09,247 --> 00:54:12,417
It's a load of crap.
That's all it was.
1121
00:54:12,500 --> 00:54:14,961
Ugh, man.
1122
00:54:15,044 --> 00:54:18,423
I'm sorry, Chuck. Tomorrow's all yours.
We can do whatever you want.
1123
00:54:22,010 --> 00:54:23,720
Nick: Fireworks, Chuck!
1124
00:54:23,803 --> 00:54:25,305
Charlyne: Fireworks!
1125
00:54:25,388 --> 00:54:27,223
- Fireworks!
- Fireworks!
1126
00:54:27,307 --> 00:54:29,726
Fireworks!
1127
00:54:29,809 --> 00:54:31,936
Get ready to run, Chuck.
1128
00:54:32,020 --> 00:54:33,563
Charlyne: Okay.
1129
00:54:33,646 --> 00:54:34,773
Go!
1130
00:54:34,856 --> 00:54:36,566
Go, Chuck, go!
1131
00:54:39,611 --> 00:54:41,488
( fireworks whistling )
1132
00:54:48,995 --> 00:54:52,373
Love in some cases
is almost overrated.
1133
00:54:52,457 --> 00:54:53,666
Totally.
1134
00:54:53,750 --> 00:54:55,835
I think it gets too hung up
1135
00:54:55,919 --> 00:54:57,378
on heat and passion
1136
00:54:57,462 --> 00:54:59,422
and I think that "like"
is really
1137
00:54:59,506 --> 00:55:02,050
the most important thing
for the longevity of a relationship.
1138
00:55:02,133 --> 00:55:03,718
It's all about the "like."
1139
00:55:03,802 --> 00:55:05,929
You have to really enjoy
being around somebody.
1140
00:55:06,012 --> 00:55:08,348
'Cause there's people
that can't stand each other
1141
00:55:08,431 --> 00:55:10,517
that love each other
on certain levels.
1142
00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:13,144
How did you guys know
that you loved each other?
1143
00:55:13,228 --> 00:55:15,188
I just felt like I--
1144
00:55:15,271 --> 00:55:18,358
I don't know if I can see myself
in my life without Bill.
1145
00:55:18,441 --> 00:55:22,362
I think that a relationship
just has to evolve naturally too.
1146
00:55:22,445 --> 00:55:24,489
- I don't think anything can be forced.
- No.
1147
00:55:24,572 --> 00:55:26,241
It just has to unfold.
1148
00:55:26,324 --> 00:55:28,284
And I think too,
like with your boyfriend,
1149
00:55:28,368 --> 00:55:30,537
you know, there's things
about him you really like,
1150
00:55:30,620 --> 00:55:33,039
and probably if you didn't see him
for a long time
1151
00:55:33,122 --> 00:55:35,834
you would really miss it. And if you
thought you were gonna lose him
1152
00:55:35,917 --> 00:55:37,877
you might go, "Wait a minute,
1153
00:55:37,961 --> 00:55:39,879
I don't think I want to live
without this person."
1154
00:55:39,963 --> 00:55:42,590
It's weird 'cause I think
everyone's definition of love
1155
00:55:42,674 --> 00:55:44,968
is so different.
And, like, what you're saying--
1156
00:55:45,051 --> 00:55:47,136
I'm like, "I don't think I'm in love,"
1157
00:55:47,220 --> 00:55:49,764
'cause I do miss him
and I miss certain things.
1158
00:55:49,848 --> 00:55:53,309
Yeah, you know, you might be.
It might just hit you one day.
1159
00:55:53,393 --> 00:55:55,353
You might just wake up one day
and go,
1160
00:55:55,436 --> 00:55:58,022
"I don't know, I think
I really love this guy."
1161
00:55:58,106 --> 00:56:00,483
When you meet somebody
1162
00:56:00,567 --> 00:56:04,237
and you just get that feeling
like you'd known them forever
1163
00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:06,406
and they're definitely
a part of your life
1164
00:56:06,489 --> 00:56:09,075
and you can't imagine life
without them
1165
00:56:09,158 --> 00:56:11,786
and you want to be with them
every minute of every day
1166
00:56:11,870 --> 00:56:14,747
and share everything with them,
that's love.
1167
00:56:14,831 --> 00:56:17,417
I remember asking my mom,
"When do you know you're in love?"
1168
00:56:17,500 --> 00:56:21,796
And she said, "It's when you can't stand
to not be with that person."
1169
00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:23,506
Morgan: We just got engaged
a few months ago.
1170
00:56:23,590 --> 00:56:25,717
I mean, I've never felt this way
about anybody
1171
00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:27,760
and it's just like-- it felt right
1172
00:56:27,844 --> 00:56:29,470
and I think we're happy with it.
1173
00:56:29,554 --> 00:56:32,473
Yeah, I really think it will work out,
even though we're young.
1174
00:56:32,557 --> 00:56:34,893
- I think we'll be good together.
- We will.
1175
00:56:34,976 --> 00:56:37,979
The world just looked better.
I remember leaves looked brighter.
1176
00:56:38,062 --> 00:56:40,023
I was driving back to college
and I thought,
1177
00:56:40,106 --> 00:56:41,774
"Oh my God, the world
just looks wonderful."
1178
00:56:41,858 --> 00:56:44,110
It just hit me when I talked to him.
1179
00:56:44,193 --> 00:56:46,154
When I first saw him even,
1180
00:56:46,237 --> 00:56:47,822
you know, I thought, "Wow."
1181
00:56:47,906 --> 00:56:50,867
And then when I talked to him,
I knew right away
1182
00:56:50,950 --> 00:56:52,952
that that was the one.
1183
00:56:53,036 --> 00:56:55,788
As far as, like, knowing it for sure,
no one ever really knows
1184
00:56:55,872 --> 00:56:57,790
anything about love,
1185
00:56:57,874 --> 00:57:00,084
but you just gotta go
with what feels right.
1186
00:57:00,168 --> 00:57:02,045
When you've been married
for a long time
1187
00:57:02,128 --> 00:57:04,631
you have this history.
Nobody can replace that.
1188
00:57:04,714 --> 00:57:07,216
You know, you've got all these
memories that you share together.
1189
00:57:07,300 --> 00:57:10,929
It's worth really fighting for
and working for.
1190
00:57:11,012 --> 00:57:13,848
You can't replace that person.
You can't.
1191
00:57:13,932 --> 00:57:16,976
Well, it was 50 years ago,
a little more than--
1192
00:57:17,060 --> 00:57:19,437
50 years and nine months ago
1193
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:23,733
when I first saw Bob
at the airport.
1194
00:57:23,816 --> 00:57:25,026
( motorcycle engine rumbling )
1195
00:57:25,109 --> 00:57:28,863
He parked his motorcycle
right outside of my office window.
1196
00:57:28,947 --> 00:57:30,907
He had these tight Levi's on.
1197
00:57:30,990 --> 00:57:34,452
And I said, "Oh my God,
I gotta meet this guy,"
1198
00:57:34,535 --> 00:57:36,996
because I was the only young,
single female
1199
00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:39,040
in this whole cargo area.
1200
00:57:39,123 --> 00:57:40,708
( motorcycle engine rumbling )
1201
00:57:40,792 --> 00:57:42,502
I thought I was the star
of the whole area.
1202
00:57:42,585 --> 00:57:45,672
I'd take a cigarette out
and 15 guys would run over to light it.
1203
00:57:45,755 --> 00:57:47,882
I didn't know that he was there
1204
00:57:47,966 --> 00:57:50,051
until he bought that Harley.
1205
00:57:50,134 --> 00:57:52,470
And it was the purr of the Harley
that got me.
1206
00:57:52,553 --> 00:57:54,597
Yeah, I was there for six months
before that
1207
00:57:54,681 --> 00:57:56,182
with an old English bike--
1208
00:57:56,265 --> 00:57:58,643
never saw her,
never heard anything.
1209
00:57:58,726 --> 00:58:02,146
( laughs )
So you guys out there, get a Harley.
1210
00:58:02,230 --> 00:58:04,190
It's got a special sound to it
1211
00:58:04,273 --> 00:58:07,193
that gets right
to the heart of the matter.
1212
00:58:09,237 --> 00:58:13,074
And then we courted
on the motorcycle.
1213
00:58:25,128 --> 00:58:27,880
And I lured him
to a deserted beach
1214
00:58:27,964 --> 00:58:29,882
on our first date.
1215
00:58:29,966 --> 00:58:32,176
It was dark. It was quiet.
The moon was out.
1216
00:58:32,260 --> 00:58:33,970
The tide was coming in.
1217
00:58:34,053 --> 00:58:36,055
You could hear the water
lapping against the shore.
1218
00:58:36,139 --> 00:58:38,182
It was really nice.
1219
00:58:39,517 --> 00:58:41,769
And we sat on the beach
1220
00:58:41,853 --> 00:58:44,272
and kissed for the first time.
1221
00:58:46,816 --> 00:58:49,569
And it worked out
to be a nice, happy ending.
1222
00:58:49,652 --> 00:58:52,530
50 years together,
and it seems
1223
00:58:52,613 --> 00:58:55,450
like it's only been
a couple of years.
1224
00:58:55,533 --> 00:58:57,702
It just goes by so fast.
1225
00:58:59,203 --> 00:59:01,205
What do you got to say
about that?
1226
00:59:01,289 --> 00:59:03,291
You've covered everything.
1227
00:59:09,881 --> 00:59:11,758
I wrote a song for Michael.
1228
00:59:11,841 --> 00:59:13,760
One day I was hanging out
with him
1229
00:59:13,843 --> 00:59:16,763
and it wasn't even close
to Christmas,
1230
00:59:16,846 --> 00:59:20,183
but I was like, "Wow, I'm really happy
hanging out with him.
1231
00:59:20,266 --> 00:59:22,226
It's kind of like Christmas."
1232
00:59:22,310 --> 00:59:24,604
And so I said
he smells like Christmas in this song.
1233
00:59:24,687 --> 00:59:28,024
But I don't really think
he smells like Christmas.
1234
00:59:28,107 --> 00:59:30,068
He just makes me happy.
1235
00:59:30,151 --> 00:59:32,111
( chuckles )
1236
00:59:32,195 --> 00:59:33,696
That's it.
1237
00:59:33,780 --> 00:59:36,157
I'm so embarrassed right now.
1238
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:37,909
You guys are filming.
1239
00:59:37,992 --> 00:59:41,037
I'm gonna record it
and give it to him one day.
1240
00:59:42,121 --> 00:59:44,582
( vocalizing )
1241
01:00:01,682 --> 01:00:05,061
♪ What's that smell
I smell on you? ♪
1242
01:00:05,144 --> 01:00:08,147
♪ Is it magic perfume? ♪
1243
01:00:08,231 --> 01:00:11,234
♪ 'Cause I swear to God ♪
1244
01:00:11,317 --> 01:00:14,445
♪ You smell just like Christmas ♪
1245
01:00:14,529 --> 01:00:18,407
♪ To me ♪
1246
01:00:20,118 --> 01:00:22,829
♪ Yeah, well, you ♪
1247
01:00:22,912 --> 01:00:25,998
♪ Are my Christmas tree ♪
1248
01:00:26,082 --> 01:00:28,835
♪ You mean everything to me ♪
1249
01:00:28,918 --> 01:00:32,004
♪ You mean everything
to me ♪
1250
01:00:32,088 --> 01:00:34,173
♪ And you ♪
1251
01:00:34,257 --> 01:00:36,843
♪ Are my shooting star ♪
1252
01:00:36,926 --> 01:00:39,887
♪ If you shoot me
in my heart ♪
1253
01:00:39,971 --> 01:00:45,351
♪ Then I'll fall apart ♪
1254
01:00:45,434 --> 01:00:48,938
♪ You lift me up
when I'm down ♪
1255
01:00:49,021 --> 01:00:50,940
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪
1256
01:00:51,023 --> 01:00:53,734
♪ You pick me up
off the ground ♪
1257
01:00:53,818 --> 01:00:55,945
♪ Ahh ahh ahh ♪
1258
01:00:56,028 --> 01:00:59,115
♪ And I don't know
if it's such a good idea ♪
1259
01:00:59,198 --> 01:01:02,243
♪ 'Cause you're way down now ♪
1260
01:01:02,326 --> 01:01:05,538
♪ And I'm way up here ♪
1261
01:01:05,621 --> 01:01:09,000
♪ Yeah, you have
really long arms ♪
1262
01:01:09,083 --> 01:01:13,087
♪ So why don't you use them
to hold me tight? ♪
1263
01:01:13,171 --> 01:01:17,091
( vocalizing )
1264
01:01:33,024 --> 01:01:35,693
This is great, Charlyne.
1265
01:01:35,776 --> 01:01:38,487
I can show my family now
what you look like.
1266
01:01:38,571 --> 01:01:41,073
Or you can just come over
and they can see your face.
1267
01:01:41,157 --> 01:01:42,575
You should come to Toronto.
1268
01:01:42,658 --> 01:01:45,411
I don't know if I can.
I have to ask Nick.
1269
01:01:45,494 --> 01:01:48,748
Nick: Don't look at me. We gotta
finish shooting this movie, Chuck.
1270
01:01:48,831 --> 01:01:51,083
- Michael: When you're done.
- Yeah, when we're done.
1271
01:01:51,167 --> 01:01:53,336
Yeah, that'd be cool.
1272
01:01:53,419 --> 01:01:54,837
Charlyne: Yeah.
1273
01:01:58,007 --> 01:02:00,134
You want to do that thing?
1274
01:02:00,218 --> 01:02:02,595
Oh, you mean the thing.
1275
01:02:02,678 --> 01:02:04,472
Mm-hmm.
1276
01:02:04,555 --> 01:02:06,474
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1277
01:02:06,557 --> 01:02:07,767
Ready?
1278
01:02:07,850 --> 01:02:09,518
- Nick: Go! Go get 'em!
- ( both laughing )
1279
01:02:09,602 --> 01:02:10,937
- Guys!
- Charlyne: Too fast.
1280
01:02:11,020 --> 01:02:12,313
- Michael: Don't fall.
- Charlyne: Okay.
1281
01:02:12,396 --> 01:02:15,942
Nick: Go as fast as you can, Jay.
I'm gonna get them when they stop.
1282
01:02:16,025 --> 01:02:17,944
Guys, guys, guys!
1283
01:02:18,027 --> 01:02:19,528
Michael: Don't look back.
1284
01:02:19,612 --> 01:02:21,364
- Guys!
- Don't stop.
1285
01:02:21,447 --> 01:02:23,407
Guys, guys.
1286
01:02:23,491 --> 01:02:25,660
- Michael: Are they following?
- Nick: Come on.
1287
01:02:25,743 --> 01:02:29,205
- Michael: Are they following?
- Charlyne: I don't know.
1288
01:02:32,416 --> 01:02:34,377
Charlyne: So we're here with...
1289
01:02:34,460 --> 01:02:36,420
Caitlyn Felder.
1290
01:02:36,504 --> 01:02:38,464
...and we're talking
about love.
1291
01:02:38,547 --> 01:02:40,466
Do you believe
in true love, Caitlyn?
1292
01:02:40,549 --> 01:02:41,717
Yes.
1293
01:02:41,801 --> 01:02:43,386
And what do you think
true love is?
1294
01:02:43,469 --> 01:02:45,429
When they hug and kiss
1295
01:02:45,513 --> 01:02:47,390
and be happy together.
1296
01:02:47,473 --> 01:02:49,517
What's love?
How do you spell it?
1297
01:02:49,600 --> 01:02:52,144
L-O-V-E!
1298
01:02:52,228 --> 01:02:53,729
Do you guys believe in true love?
1299
01:02:53,813 --> 01:02:56,482
Yes!
1300
01:02:56,565 --> 01:02:58,651
- Do you guys believe in true love?
- Yes.
1301
01:02:58,734 --> 01:03:00,152
Why?
1302
01:03:00,236 --> 01:03:02,571
- Because I have a boyfriend.
- No, you don't.
1303
01:03:02,655 --> 01:03:05,157
- Do you guys say, "I love you"?
- Yeah.
1304
01:03:05,241 --> 01:03:06,492
What is true love?
1305
01:03:06,575 --> 01:03:09,787
True love is when you love
somebody so-o-o much,
1306
01:03:09,870 --> 01:03:14,000
like us girls love Chris Brown.
You don't know him.
1307
01:03:14,083 --> 01:03:15,376
What's a perfect date?
1308
01:03:15,459 --> 01:03:18,796
You need to take somebody to Applebee's
and get them hot wings.
1309
01:03:18,879 --> 01:03:20,840
- Are you picking your nose?
- Eww!
1310
01:03:20,923 --> 01:03:23,342
Give me that. Give me that.
That's gross. Give me that.
1311
01:03:23,426 --> 01:03:25,469
A dinner and a movie.
But before that
1312
01:03:25,553 --> 01:03:27,763
you'll watch the sunset
on the beach.
1313
01:03:27,847 --> 01:03:30,016
And the restaurant
that you will go to
1314
01:03:30,099 --> 01:03:32,059
is a French Riviera restaurant
1315
01:03:32,143 --> 01:03:34,103
that only sells seafood.
1316
01:03:34,186 --> 01:03:36,188
That's a good date.
1317
01:03:37,648 --> 01:03:39,775
On the count of three
you gotta act like a chicken.
1318
01:03:39,859 --> 01:03:41,861
One, two, three!
1319
01:03:41,944 --> 01:03:44,322
( clucking )
1320
01:03:46,198 --> 01:03:48,034
- Do you have a boyfriend?
- No, ma'am.
1321
01:03:48,117 --> 01:03:50,494
- Have you had a boyfriend?
- No, ma'am.
1322
01:03:50,578 --> 01:03:53,706
You like Tory?
Yow!
1323
01:03:53,789 --> 01:03:55,499
What's your ideal husband?
1324
01:03:55,583 --> 01:03:57,960
Masculine and cute.
1325
01:03:58,044 --> 01:03:59,628
- Do you want to get married?
- No.
1326
01:03:59,712 --> 01:04:01,547
- Why not?
- Because.
1327
01:04:01,630 --> 01:04:03,966
- It's gross?
- Yes.
1328
01:04:04,050 --> 01:04:06,010
Do you want to get married?
1329
01:04:06,093 --> 01:04:09,347
- Say yes.
- Say no.
1330
01:04:09,430 --> 01:04:12,058
- To me?
- No.
1331
01:04:12,141 --> 01:04:14,560
Why don't you guys ask her
about her boyfriend Mike?
1332
01:04:14,643 --> 01:04:17,980
( all scream )
1333
01:04:18,064 --> 01:04:19,565
What?
1334
01:04:19,648 --> 01:04:24,362
You had a boyfriend all this time
and you didn't tell us?
1335
01:04:24,445 --> 01:04:25,613
How cruel.
1336
01:04:25,696 --> 01:04:28,657
Have you ever smooched
at the movies?
1337
01:04:28,741 --> 01:04:31,202
Not at the movies
'cause it's gross.
1338
01:04:31,285 --> 01:04:33,079
Okay, where have you?
1339
01:04:33,162 --> 01:04:34,246
Argh!
1340
01:04:34,330 --> 01:04:36,707
Sit in the tickle chair,
young lady.
1341
01:04:36,791 --> 01:04:38,250
All right, so you're in love.
1342
01:04:38,334 --> 01:04:40,544
I'm not in love.
You're in love
1343
01:04:40,628 --> 01:04:42,088
with Chris Brown.
1344
01:04:42,171 --> 01:04:44,840
At least I admitted it.
1345
01:04:44,924 --> 01:04:47,009
She got you on that one, Chuck.
1346
01:04:47,093 --> 01:04:49,053
What would your advice be
1347
01:04:49,136 --> 01:04:52,431
for someone who isn't sure
if they're in love
1348
01:04:52,515 --> 01:04:54,934
and will find love?
1349
01:04:57,019 --> 01:04:59,271
Well, I would say
1350
01:04:59,355 --> 01:05:01,607
take a minute
and look at your life.
1351
01:05:01,690 --> 01:05:06,487
Look at the person
that you think likes you.
1352
01:05:08,155 --> 01:05:10,199
Find out for yourself.
1353
01:05:11,534 --> 01:05:13,369
All right.
1354
01:05:17,790 --> 01:05:20,376
I think we're like
an hour away now.
1355
01:05:20,459 --> 01:05:22,128
Do you want me to drive
the rest of the way?
1356
01:05:22,211 --> 01:05:23,587
No, it's okay.
I can drive.
1357
01:05:23,671 --> 01:05:24,755
- Are you sure?
- Mm-hmm.
1358
01:05:24,839 --> 01:05:27,758
- You look tired.
- No, I'm not tired.
1359
01:05:28,801 --> 01:05:30,428
It's gonna be fun.
1360
01:05:30,511 --> 01:05:33,973
I'm excited.
I've never been to a drive-in before.
1361
01:05:40,813 --> 01:05:42,731
What should we talk about?
1362
01:05:42,815 --> 01:05:44,108
What do you mean?
1363
01:05:44,191 --> 01:05:45,651
I never know what to say
when the cameras are here.
1364
01:05:45,734 --> 01:05:47,069
You don't have to say anything.
1365
01:05:47,153 --> 01:05:49,655
I just feel more comfortable
when they're not around.
1366
01:05:49,738 --> 01:05:53,492
It's a given.
I think everyone feels that way.
1367
01:05:53,576 --> 01:05:55,619
Well, I mean, why are we
being taped then?
1368
01:05:55,703 --> 01:05:59,290
You knew from the beginning, like,
everywhere I go the cameras go too.
1369
01:05:59,373 --> 01:06:02,626
That's the way it's been
since we met.
1370
01:06:02,710 --> 01:06:05,588
I mean, I don't mean
to make you uncomfortable,
1371
01:06:05,671 --> 01:06:07,715
but that's just
the situation right now.
1372
01:06:07,798 --> 01:06:10,259
I know.
I just, you know--
1373
01:06:10,342 --> 01:06:13,512
it might have been more fun
if we could just go together.
1374
01:06:13,596 --> 01:06:15,514
Yeah, it would have been,
1375
01:06:15,598 --> 01:06:18,392
but I don't really have a choice,
1376
01:06:18,476 --> 01:06:22,021
at least right now.
1377
01:06:23,063 --> 01:06:25,149
Mm-hmm.
1378
01:06:28,402 --> 01:06:30,946
Try to have fun?
1379
01:06:32,490 --> 01:06:34,700
Yeah.
1380
01:06:41,207 --> 01:06:44,084
- What's with the globe?
- Well, it's for my announcement.
1381
01:06:44,168 --> 01:06:46,837
First of all, thank you guys
for coming over.
1382
01:06:46,921 --> 01:06:49,548
And the production has decided
1383
01:06:49,632 --> 01:06:51,467
to pay for a trip to...
1384
01:06:54,303 --> 01:06:55,888
France.
1385
01:06:55,971 --> 01:06:57,890
Paris.
1386
01:06:57,973 --> 01:07:00,434
We're going to Paris
in four and a half weeks.
1387
01:07:00,518 --> 01:07:03,395
We leave on a Thursday night.
We come back on a Sunday night.
1388
01:07:05,523 --> 01:07:08,484
So we have a whole weekend in Paris
to do whatever we want.
1389
01:07:08,567 --> 01:07:11,278
- So it's gonna be filmed?
- Yeah, well, the whole crew's coming.
1390
01:07:11,362 --> 01:07:13,364
- What are we doing?
- Whatever you guys want.
1391
01:07:13,447 --> 01:07:15,699
I think we could get, like,
for the end of the documentary--
1392
01:07:15,783 --> 01:07:18,410
that we can get a nice shot
of you two guys in Paris
1393
01:07:18,494 --> 01:07:20,454
just doing whatever
you guys are gonna do.
1394
01:07:20,538 --> 01:07:22,748
It's like you guys
in this magical city of love.
1395
01:07:22,831 --> 01:07:25,584
So why am I going?
1396
01:07:25,668 --> 01:07:27,461
It's kind of just--
1397
01:07:27,545 --> 01:07:29,046
Well, 'cause you guys
are dating.
1398
01:07:29,129 --> 01:07:31,257
So it's kind of me and Charlyne
hanging out in Paris?
1399
01:07:31,340 --> 01:07:33,092
- That's exactly what it is.
- Michael: That's all--
1400
01:07:33,175 --> 01:07:35,219
Nick: That's all it is.
That's the only plan.
1401
01:07:35,302 --> 01:07:37,680
I think it's a real great,
natural end
1402
01:07:37,763 --> 01:07:40,140
of, like, you guys
just exactly where you guys are at
1403
01:07:40,224 --> 01:07:42,268
in your relationship--
nothing's forced--
1404
01:07:42,351 --> 01:07:44,270
but just in Paris.
1405
01:07:44,353 --> 01:07:46,105
- And that's the ending?
- Yeah.
1406
01:07:46,188 --> 01:07:49,233
I mean, what do you think
people will get from that?
1407
01:07:49,316 --> 01:07:51,360
What are you trying to show?
1408
01:07:53,195 --> 01:07:54,697
I--
1409
01:07:54,780 --> 01:07:57,741
If we're being sent there,
it's different than if just the two of us went
1410
01:07:57,825 --> 01:07:59,785
and you guys filmed it.
You know, it seems like
1411
01:07:59,868 --> 01:08:02,288
we're being sent there
so that you can get some kind of footage.
1412
01:08:02,371 --> 01:08:05,666
I don't think I thought
about it that much.
1413
01:08:05,749 --> 01:08:08,252
I just kind of thought it would be
a nice location to end it--
1414
01:08:08,335 --> 01:08:10,296
you guys kind of walking around
1415
01:08:10,379 --> 01:08:13,757
in what I consider
the most beautiful city in the world.
1416
01:08:13,841 --> 01:08:16,343
I just-- I don't understand
1417
01:08:16,427 --> 01:08:19,805
what the point of us
going there is.
1418
01:08:19,888 --> 01:08:23,142
It's just kind of like a sweet,
hopeful ending to the movie.
1419
01:08:23,225 --> 01:08:25,978
Hoping that...
1420
01:08:26,061 --> 01:08:28,689
Just that you have
what you have in real life,
1421
01:08:28,772 --> 01:08:31,442
that you're happy...
1422
01:08:32,985 --> 01:08:34,987
that, like, you found love.
1423
01:08:37,239 --> 01:08:39,241
But I didn't.
1424
01:08:47,583 --> 01:08:50,210
A free trip?
1425
01:08:50,294 --> 01:08:52,880
- I've never been to Paris.
- Yeah, me neither.
1426
01:08:52,963 --> 01:08:55,090
Me either.
1427
01:08:56,425 --> 01:08:58,594
So let's go to Paris.
1428
01:09:08,187 --> 01:09:10,147
( knocks )
1429
01:09:10,230 --> 01:09:14,068
Charlyne called saying to come by,
1430
01:09:14,151 --> 01:09:16,528
so we'll see what it is.
1431
01:09:23,243 --> 01:09:25,204
Well, we're here.
1432
01:09:25,287 --> 01:09:27,623
I brought the crew.
1433
01:09:35,673 --> 01:09:38,717
All right.
1434
01:09:38,801 --> 01:09:41,136
Well, you got us out here, Chuck.
1435
01:09:47,226 --> 01:09:49,269
What's up?
1436
01:09:50,979 --> 01:09:54,191
Uh, so...
1437
01:09:54,274 --> 01:09:56,694
Michael called me afterwards
1438
01:09:56,777 --> 01:10:00,447
and we talked for a long time
1439
01:10:00,531 --> 01:10:03,617
and he basically said
1440
01:10:03,701 --> 01:10:06,870
that he didn't want
to do this anymore.
1441
01:10:08,414 --> 01:10:11,125
He didn't want to do what anymore?
This?
1442
01:10:11,208 --> 01:10:14,545
We already kind of shot so much.
1443
01:10:14,628 --> 01:10:16,839
He didn't want to be with me anymore.
1444
01:10:18,924 --> 01:10:21,260
What did he say?
1445
01:10:21,343 --> 01:10:23,262
I don't know.
1446
01:10:23,345 --> 01:10:25,097
He didn't give a reason?
1447
01:10:25,180 --> 01:10:28,183
No, he gave reasons,
but I just don't understand.
1448
01:10:29,351 --> 01:10:31,645
I'm sorry to hear that, Charlyne.
1449
01:10:31,729 --> 01:10:34,440
I mean it.
1450
01:10:34,523 --> 01:10:37,443
Yeah, me too.
1451
01:10:39,236 --> 01:10:41,572
You know, let's have fun.
1452
01:10:41,655 --> 01:10:44,199
You want to order a pizza
and hang out, make a night of it?
1453
01:10:44,283 --> 01:10:46,618
Okay. Play video games?
1454
01:10:46,702 --> 01:10:49,830
Let's play every video game
and every instrument you have.
1455
01:10:49,913 --> 01:10:52,249
You don't know
how to play anything.
1456
01:10:52,332 --> 01:10:55,919
I will just strum on anything
and make an ass of myself.
1457
01:10:56,003 --> 01:10:57,880
Okay.
1458
01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:11,477
♪ See, it's real love ♪
1459
01:11:11,560 --> 01:11:13,812
♪ Real love ♪
1460
01:11:13,896 --> 01:11:17,483
♪ If I knew what I know now ♪
1461
01:11:17,566 --> 01:11:19,526
♪ Back then. ♪
1462
01:11:19,610 --> 01:11:22,488
I mainly write about love
1463
01:11:22,571 --> 01:11:24,740
and I've been in a long-distance
relationship
1464
01:11:24,823 --> 01:11:28,577
for the last two years.
My girlfriend lives in Taiwan, in Taipei.
1465
01:11:28,660 --> 01:11:31,830
And she came here
for three weeks
1466
01:11:31,914 --> 01:11:34,374
and, I don't know,
I guess I thought
1467
01:11:34,458 --> 01:11:36,585
that she was gonna come here
and stay here.
1468
01:11:36,668 --> 01:11:39,797
I thought that
up until she was gone.
1469
01:11:39,880 --> 01:11:41,965
And I don't think
I'm ever gonna see her again.
1470
01:11:42,049 --> 01:11:44,468
If you knew that by her leaving--
1471
01:11:44,551 --> 01:11:47,179
you loved her.
If you knew it before she left,
1472
01:11:47,262 --> 01:11:49,181
what would you have done
differently?
1473
01:11:49,264 --> 01:11:53,018
I would have asked her to stay.
I would have, you know.
1474
01:11:53,101 --> 01:11:56,855
I would have, you know,
stopped thinking
1475
01:11:56,939 --> 01:11:59,900
about all the details of it,
you know.
1476
01:11:59,983 --> 01:12:02,194
Why can't you just go after her
1477
01:12:02,277 --> 01:12:05,447
if you still feel as passionate
as you did then?
1478
01:12:07,241 --> 01:12:08,534
I don't know, you know.
1479
01:12:08,617 --> 01:12:11,161
Maybe because I'm still
the same person that let her go then.
1480
01:12:11,245 --> 01:12:14,039
And that song is about
1481
01:12:14,122 --> 01:12:16,917
how I totally blew it, you know.
1482
01:12:31,431 --> 01:12:34,393
Chuck. Hey, Chuck.
1483
01:12:34,476 --> 01:12:37,104
Hey, Charlyne
we've got work to do.
1484
01:12:37,187 --> 01:12:39,523
We got hot chocolate for you.
1485
01:12:39,606 --> 01:12:41,817
It's a nice enough room.
1486
01:12:41,900 --> 01:12:44,236
All right, Chuck,
1487
01:12:44,319 --> 01:12:46,738
check this out.
1488
01:12:48,657 --> 01:12:50,659
Wow.
1489
01:12:52,160 --> 01:12:53,412
It's gorgeous.
1490
01:12:53,495 --> 01:12:55,539
( traffic noise )
1491
01:12:55,622 --> 01:12:57,916
Nick: Wow.
1492
01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:00,669
Man, that is incredible.
1493
01:13:04,882 --> 01:13:07,259
Unbelievable.
1494
01:13:09,052 --> 01:13:11,013
Dude, I could live here.
1495
01:13:11,096 --> 01:13:12,890
This is amazing.
1496
01:13:18,478 --> 01:13:20,439
You should.
1497
01:13:20,522 --> 01:13:23,108
I'd consider it--
1498
01:13:23,191 --> 01:13:27,279
hang out in cafés all the time,
1499
01:13:27,362 --> 01:13:29,448
drink cappuccinos, work on my novel.
1500
01:13:29,531 --> 01:13:31,366
You're stupid.
1501
01:13:31,450 --> 01:13:32,951
( Nick chuckles )
1502
01:13:35,078 --> 01:13:37,122
Are you feeling okay, Chuck?
1503
01:13:38,373 --> 01:13:40,334
Eh...
1504
01:13:40,417 --> 01:13:42,920
I mean, it's not ideal, but I figure
1505
01:13:43,003 --> 01:13:45,505
we'll just go around,
shoot some footage.
1506
01:13:45,589 --> 01:13:48,383
We're in Paris.
1507
01:13:48,467 --> 01:13:50,802
You know, it is gorgeous.
1508
01:13:54,056 --> 01:13:56,099
Let's get to it, Chuck.
What do you say?
1509
01:13:57,559 --> 01:13:59,519
I would say "Shower up" and stuff,
1510
01:13:59,603 --> 01:14:01,730
but I know you.
1511
01:14:01,813 --> 01:14:04,232
Maybe throw some pants on.
1512
01:14:24,544 --> 01:14:25,837
Trois.
1513
01:14:29,341 --> 01:14:31,343
Interview that guy.
1514
01:14:32,344 --> 01:14:34,346
Merci.
1515
01:15:14,761 --> 01:15:17,180
Nick, can we just go to the hotel?
1516
01:15:17,264 --> 01:15:19,516
Please just keep walking, Chuck,
and we can cut this together.
1517
01:15:19,599 --> 01:15:21,476
I don't feel good.
I feel sick.
1518
01:15:21,560 --> 01:15:24,438
Okay, I'm actually begging you
just to keep going.
1519
01:15:24,521 --> 01:15:27,399
No no, we have to go now.
1520
01:15:27,482 --> 01:15:29,735
I'm cold. I'm tired.
1521
01:15:29,818 --> 01:15:31,737
We've been doing this
for 12 hours.
1522
01:15:31,820 --> 01:15:35,323
It's not about cold and tired. I understand--
I know what's kind of happening here.
1523
01:15:35,407 --> 01:15:37,576
This is about your breakup.
And you're freaking out.
1524
01:15:37,659 --> 01:15:40,370
- You're stressed out.
- No, this has nothing to do with Mike.
1525
01:15:40,454 --> 01:15:42,414
- I'm not sad about Mike.
- Okay, I know that you're sad
1526
01:15:42,497 --> 01:15:44,791
about Mike, Charlyne.
And I just need you to do this once
1527
01:15:44,875 --> 01:15:46,793
and just really help me
finish this.
1528
01:15:46,877 --> 01:15:48,712
And we're both gonna be so happy.
1529
01:15:48,795 --> 01:15:50,422
I promise you.
1530
01:15:50,505 --> 01:15:53,091
I'm not sad about Mike.
I'm not sad about anything.
1531
01:15:53,175 --> 01:15:55,093
I'm just sad
1532
01:15:55,177 --> 01:15:57,971
that he wants me to love him
and I can't.
1533
01:16:01,725 --> 01:16:04,978
I can't.
I can't just lie and pretend I love him.
1534
01:16:07,189 --> 01:16:09,441
All right.
1535
01:16:09,524 --> 01:16:11,651
You want to go back to the hotel?
1536
01:16:11,735 --> 01:16:13,987
Let's go back to the hotel.
1537
01:16:14,071 --> 01:16:16,114
I think we're good.
1538
01:16:27,375 --> 01:16:28,960
Nick: Hey, Chuck.
What's going on?
1539
01:16:29,044 --> 01:16:30,295
Charlyne: I just woke up.
1540
01:16:30,378 --> 01:16:32,380
How did you sleep?
Are you okay?
1541
01:16:32,464 --> 01:16:34,174
Eh, so-so.
1542
01:16:34,257 --> 01:16:36,676
So-so? Yeah, me too.
1543
01:16:37,761 --> 01:16:39,805
Sorry if I was mean
to you yesterday.
1544
01:16:39,888 --> 01:16:41,515
I apologize.
1545
01:16:41,598 --> 01:16:44,142
Charlyne: It's okay.
It's not your fault.
1546
01:16:44,226 --> 01:16:46,603
I'm just really overwhelmed
right now.
1547
01:16:46,686 --> 01:16:48,980
Nick: Yeah, I hear you.
1548
01:16:49,064 --> 01:16:50,398
Everything okay?
1549
01:16:50,482 --> 01:16:54,236
Charlyne: I don't know.
I mean, I know I'm not in love right now,
1550
01:16:54,319 --> 01:16:57,364
but that doesn't mean
I'll never fall in love.
1551
01:16:57,447 --> 01:17:00,492
I just know that I don't want
to lose Michael.
1552
01:17:50,750 --> 01:17:52,961
We should probably get going.
1553
01:17:59,593 --> 01:18:01,970
All right, it's coming up.
1554
01:18:08,393 --> 01:18:10,979
Yeah, this is it.
1555
01:18:23,325 --> 01:18:25,327
Okay, are you ready?
1556
01:18:34,878 --> 01:18:37,464
Watch out. It's slippery.
1557
01:18:41,551 --> 01:18:43,595
Well, we're here.
1558
01:18:43,678 --> 01:18:44,930
This is it.
1559
01:18:45,013 --> 01:18:47,015
Okay.
1560
01:18:48,683 --> 01:18:50,727
Good luck, amiga.
1561
01:18:57,359 --> 01:18:58,944
Don't slip.
1562
01:19:08,078 --> 01:19:10,080
( rings doorbell )
1563
01:19:16,378 --> 01:19:19,339
Hey. Hey.
1564
01:19:19,422 --> 01:19:20,882
Nick: Hi, Mike.
1565
01:19:20,966 --> 01:19:22,425
- Hey. How is it going?
- Hey.
1566
01:19:22,509 --> 01:19:24,427
It's going okay.
1567
01:19:24,511 --> 01:19:26,179
How are you doing?
1568
01:19:26,263 --> 01:19:27,472
I'm pretty good.
1569
01:19:27,555 --> 01:19:29,432
Are you busy?
1570
01:19:29,516 --> 01:19:31,893
No, just hanging out.
1571
01:19:31,977 --> 01:19:33,979
What are you doing?
1572
01:19:34,062 --> 01:19:35,730
Just hanging out.
1573
01:19:35,814 --> 01:19:38,650
Yeah. ( clears throat )
1574
01:19:38,733 --> 01:19:41,569
So you guys are in Brampton?
1575
01:19:41,653 --> 01:19:43,655
Yeah. It's kind of cold.
1576
01:19:43,738 --> 01:19:45,156
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1577
01:19:47,075 --> 01:19:48,952
You want to come inside?
It's warmer.
1578
01:19:49,035 --> 01:19:51,037
Okay.
1579
01:19:54,541 --> 01:19:56,668
( chuckles )
1580
01:19:58,670 --> 01:20:01,923
Um, you guys should probably
stay out here.
1581
01:20:03,049 --> 01:20:05,969
You want us to stay out here?
1582
01:20:09,055 --> 01:20:11,683
Okay. Cool.
1583
01:20:17,355 --> 01:20:19,357
Okay.
1584
01:20:25,739 --> 01:20:28,700
- Michael: You want to take off your shoes?
- Yeah.
1585
01:20:28,783 --> 01:20:31,036
Michael: How long are you
gonna be in Brampton?
1586
01:20:31,119 --> 01:20:32,579
Charlyne: Just today.
1587
01:20:32,662 --> 01:20:35,707
Charlyne's mike's still on, Nick,
if you want me to keep rolling.
1588
01:20:35,790 --> 01:20:38,877
- I can hear both of them.
- Michael: You want a warm drink?
1589
01:20:38,960 --> 01:20:42,505
Charlyne: Um, I really missed you.
1590
01:20:42,589 --> 01:20:45,133
Michael: Yeah. Me too.
1591
01:20:45,216 --> 01:20:47,052
Jay: She just told Mike
she missed him.
1592
01:20:50,930 --> 01:20:52,932
Cut the tape, Jay.
1593
01:21:17,457 --> 01:21:19,667
( motorcycle engine roaring )
1594
01:21:21,544 --> 01:21:24,214
Charlyne: There I was,
on the road again.
1595
01:21:24,297 --> 01:21:26,591
I was holding tight
to my motorcycle
1596
01:21:26,674 --> 01:21:31,012
and Michael was holding tight
to my muscles.
1597
01:21:31,096 --> 01:21:32,764
This wasn't the end
of our journey.
1598
01:21:32,847 --> 01:21:37,435
We still had a long long way
back to sunny California,
1599
01:21:37,519 --> 01:21:41,981
just me and my man.
1600
01:21:42,065 --> 01:21:44,275
And being the wild horse
that I was,
1601
01:21:44,359 --> 01:21:46,361
I couldn't help but drive
really fast--
1602
01:21:48,530 --> 01:21:50,448
- so fast, in fact...
- ( police sirens wailing )
1603
01:21:50,532 --> 01:21:53,368
that the cops began to chase us.
1604
01:21:53,451 --> 01:21:56,121
I didn't know what to do,
1605
01:21:56,204 --> 01:21:58,415
but I knew I couldn't have
let them stop me.
1606
01:21:58,498 --> 01:22:00,875
I'd come too far.
1607
01:22:00,959 --> 01:22:03,878
I zigzagged,
spelled my name in cursive,
1608
01:22:03,962 --> 01:22:06,339
I went up on one wheel,
1609
01:22:06,423 --> 01:22:09,050
then I went up on no wheels--
1610
01:22:09,134 --> 01:22:11,553
nothing.
1611
01:22:11,636 --> 01:22:12,762
( gunshots )
1612
01:22:12,846 --> 01:22:14,973
Bullets whizzed by
on both sides.
1613
01:22:15,056 --> 01:22:17,725
I turned to Michael and said,
1614
01:22:17,809 --> 01:22:20,311
"If you want to turn back now, baby,
I'll understand.
1615
01:22:20,395 --> 01:22:23,940
You've gotten yourself involved
with a very dangerous broad."
1616
01:22:24,023 --> 01:22:27,444
"No, I don't want to turn back now.
I kind of like danger."
1617
01:22:27,527 --> 01:22:28,653
Perfect.
1618
01:22:28,736 --> 01:22:31,030
( gunshots, sirens wailing )
1619
01:22:32,282 --> 01:22:34,701
They fired off one last shot
1620
01:22:34,784 --> 01:22:36,744
and this time
1621
01:22:36,828 --> 01:22:39,038
- it didn't miss.
- ( explosion )
1622
01:23:03,813 --> 01:23:06,524
With fire behind me,
I got up,
1623
01:23:06,608 --> 01:23:09,194
bruised and battered
from the horrible crash.
1624
01:23:09,277 --> 01:23:12,030
- ( guns clicking )
- The cops pointed their guns at me.
1625
01:23:12,113 --> 01:23:15,533
I looked at Michael.
He was hurt. He was hurt bad.
1626
01:23:15,617 --> 01:23:18,036
The captain yelled
through his megaphone,
1627
01:23:18,119 --> 01:23:20,455
threatening to shoot,
but I didn't care.
1628
01:23:20,538 --> 01:23:22,332
And I told them that too.
I told them,
1629
01:23:22,415 --> 01:23:26,836
"I don't care!
Life is too short to be wondering what if!
1630
01:23:26,920 --> 01:23:30,173
Sometimes you just gotta live
and see what happens,
1631
01:23:30,256 --> 01:23:32,217
even if you get hurt.
1632
01:23:32,300 --> 01:23:36,638
Sometimes you can only feel something
if you take a risk.
1633
01:23:36,721 --> 01:23:40,850
And I, Charlyne Yi,
am taking that risk.
1634
01:23:43,645 --> 01:23:46,064
Arghh-hh-hh!"
1635
01:23:49,567 --> 01:23:52,570
And with that,
the captain took off his sunglasses
1636
01:23:52,654 --> 01:23:55,740
to reveal a single tear.
1637
01:23:55,823 --> 01:23:58,868
I looked around
and all the cops were crying.
1638
01:23:58,952 --> 01:24:00,745
The captain looked at me and said,
1639
01:24:00,828 --> 01:24:04,082
"Go on, get the hell out of here,
you crazy kid."
1640
01:24:04,165 --> 01:24:07,418
And so I threw Michael
over my shoulder
1641
01:24:07,502 --> 01:24:12,382
and walked off into the distance,
1642
01:24:12,465 --> 01:24:15,843
never looking back.
1643
01:24:24,018 --> 01:24:27,564
And, um, that's pretty much
what happened. Right?
1644
01:24:27,647 --> 01:24:29,607
Michael: Yeah, that's exactly
what happened.
1645
01:25:42,597 --> 01:25:45,933
( Charlyne vocalizing )
1646
01:26:03,284 --> 01:26:06,704
♪ What's that smell
I smell on you? ♪
1647
01:26:06,788 --> 01:26:09,791
♪ Is it magic perfume? ♪
1648
01:26:09,874 --> 01:26:12,877
♪ 'Cause I swear to God ♪
1649
01:26:12,960 --> 01:26:16,047
♪ You smell just like Christmas ♪
1650
01:26:16,130 --> 01:26:20,009
♪ To me ♪
1651
01:26:25,348 --> 01:26:28,059
♪ Yeah, well, you ♪
1652
01:26:28,142 --> 01:26:31,229
♪ Are my Christmas tree ♪
1653
01:26:31,312 --> 01:26:34,065
♪ You mean everything to me ♪
1654
01:26:34,148 --> 01:26:37,235
♪ You mean everything
to me ♪
1655
01:26:37,318 --> 01:26:39,404
♪ And you ♪
1656
01:26:39,487 --> 01:26:42,073
♪ Are my shooting star ♪
1657
01:26:42,156 --> 01:26:45,118
♪ If you shoot me
in my heart ♪
1658
01:26:45,201 --> 01:26:50,581
♪ Then I'll fall apart ♪
1659
01:26:50,665 --> 01:26:53,710
♪ You lift me up
when I'm down ♪
1660
01:26:53,793 --> 01:26:55,712
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪
1661
01:26:55,795 --> 01:26:58,506
♪ You pick me up
off the ground ♪
1662
01:26:58,589 --> 01:27:00,717
♪ Ahh ahh ahh ♪
1663
01:27:00,800 --> 01:27:03,886
♪ And I don't know
if it's such a good idea ♪
1664
01:27:03,970 --> 01:27:07,014
♪ 'Cause you're way down now ♪
1665
01:27:07,098 --> 01:27:10,268
♪ And I'm way up here ♪
1666
01:27:10,351 --> 01:27:13,771
♪ Yeah, you have
really long arms ♪
1667
01:27:13,855 --> 01:27:17,859
♪ So why don't you use them
to hold me tight? ♪
1668
01:27:17,942 --> 01:27:21,863
( vocalizing )
1669
01:27:44,927 --> 01:27:47,013
Thank you very much.
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