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- Hand over that gun!
- You thought you held all the cards.
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You thought you'd force me
not to file for divorce.
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Erica, the gun is mine. I want it.
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Not until I've had a good explanation.
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Shit! Shit!
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- What's going on?
- Drunk-driving in Atlanta, remember?
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- Did he see you?
- I don't think so.
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Get up.
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- Whose is this?
- Mine.
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- I don't know, 80 in a 55.
- You'll never get away with it.
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O ye of little faith!
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- Did you fix that transmitter?
- Ready.
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What's going on?
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Turn me on.
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- I'm just a country boy!
- I'll cover that.
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Frequency 6, check your local listings.
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- A cold reading, $10 ante, who's in?
- I'm with my boss.
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I say he can't do it.
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Where's your loyalty?
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- Oh, child, he looks nasty!
- This is gonna be real good.
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Sh! Listen.
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Is this beautiful country or what?
How fast was I going?
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- 80 in a 55.
- Whoa! Really?
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License and registration.
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Yes, sir.
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Let's see what we got here, Lowell.
Let's see.
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A playing card. My only royal flush,
signed by Shorty Casewell.
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Let's see. We got...
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License and registration, sir.
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Relax, where's the fire?
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I'm gonna ask you one more time.
Do you have the documents?
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Course I do. I'm a law-abiding citizen,
just like yourself.
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The difference is there's more to life
than my nine to five.
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If you knew that, you'd still have
a wife and daughter to go home to.
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Sir, put your hands on the bus,
feet apart.
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Whoa! A little cranky, aren't we?
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- What's he doing?
- He's gone too far, as usual.
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You could've bought me dinner first!
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We're gonna take a walk
over to the car, sir. This way.
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- He's going to jail.
- He's not.
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He stopped writing, didn't he?
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Oh, man.
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Enough about me, Lowell.
It's not really me you're mad at.
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You're mad at yourself, 'cause you lost
the person who loved you.
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- You have the right to remain silent.
- "Frequency of names..."
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- Anything you say will...
- "By decade, by religion..."
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I'm not talking about your ex-wife.
You know who I'm talking about...
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Cathy.
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Cathy.
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Son of a bitch.
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The guy has balls
the size of cantaloupes!
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You think I don't know how it is?
Risking your life for minimum wage.
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Never enough for those pretty dresses,
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that fancy summer camp
all her friends went to.
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Then some rich asshole
takes not only your wife,
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but your own little girl.
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Have you seen her?
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Can't say that I have,
but I know people.
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And I know she misses the way
you protected her. Like a princess.
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The way you smiled at her
the night of the prom.
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Good times teaching her the violin.
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The what?
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Violin...
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Clair de lune.
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We played that together.
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No rich step-daddy can give her that.
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She hasn't called in over a year.
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You made her choose between you
and her mother. You drove her away.
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Maybe I'll call her tonight.
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Tonight...
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When I got a phone
right there on that bus?
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You wouldn't mind?
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My brother Lowell,
what are friends for?
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Yeah!
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Yeah!
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I talked to her and
I'll go see her on the weekend.
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- Thank you, Brother Lowell.
- I can't thank you enough.
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Praise the Lord!
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- Did she win?
- And he made a donation. Unbelievable!
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I got the Wellesley decal
and the wedding band, but the violin?
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Red mark on the jaw from the chin rest.
You know me, I know people!
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Yeah, well, I'll make it back
just when you least expect it.
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I always expect it.
That's why I always win.
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If it wasn't for you, I'd be playing
doctor with some car thief.
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- What can I say, man?
- Just say, "Thank you, Jesus!"
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- You OK back there?
- Something's blown.
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Man!
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What's happened?
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Truck's blowing smoke, man.
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- Next exit, let's get off.
- You got it.
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Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
This is the place.
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- You know where we are?
- This is nowhere.
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Hey, what's up?
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We don't get a replacement part
till Tuesday. Yeah, four days!
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- Shit! We'd clean up in Topeka.
- Yeah.
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I'm exhausted. We could use a break.
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You're gonna get one. We got no choice.
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I always have a choice.
Set up, we'll play here.
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Here?
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Here.
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This is where the truckers come.
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This looks nice.
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I can smell trouble like shit on a griddle.
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Take a look at what just walked in.
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Dolores, you are such a bone-hound.
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Everybody needs a hobby.
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Even you.
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- Sit down here, baby.
- Like I was saying, that man is nasty!
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They believe, yeah!
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- He ain't gonna bother you or me.
- I know.
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Marva, huh? As in "Marvelous"?
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- As in my grandmother.
- Not for a second.
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- I'm Jonas.
- Hi.
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Something got you down suddenly?
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I never knew a problem
Chuck Berry couldn't solve.
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It's broken.
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Maybe I can fix it.
Life's too short to go without music.
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Why don't you try laying on hands?
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I wish I could, ma'am,
'cause I know how Jesus loves to rock.
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Where's your manners?
He's a preacher. Be polite.
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Hm, corn relish! I hate corn relish.
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- First female serial killer?
- Aileen Wuornos.
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- How many victims?
- Eight.
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Special is steak.
No liver, no fish, no spinach.
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- Awful lot of noes there, Marva.
- No lip.
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I'll take the diet plate, please.
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- She wants me.
- Yeah!
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You should stick
with your bible-boinkers.
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A woman is like a slingshot.
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The greater the resistance,
the further you can get with her.
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Besides, she's warming up.
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What brought him
to the service of Our Lord?
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You know, Georgette, to me
there's no greater thrill than preaching.
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First moment, you wonder,
"Can I touch them?
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"Will they feel what I feel?"
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Sometimes they don't feel it at first,
that sense of needing the Lord.
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You know how it feels to really need
something, don't you, Georgette?
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- Your order?
- Two chilies. Hold the onions.
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Sometimes a person doesn't
know what they need.
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They wake up itchy,
hungry for whiskey or money or food.
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What they really need is love.
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Sweet, tender caresses of the Lord.
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- Amen! All right, Reverend.
- Amen.
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- May I take your order?
- Sure.
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I'll have the KKK omelet.
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Whites only.
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Get out of here!
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I'm kidding. I'll have a decaf and toast.
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And I give them that love, Georgette,
That... and salvation!
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Salvation is the only thing
in this world that matters.
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More comforting than a lover.
More valuable than diamonds.
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Come on, Preacher! Come on!
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See this?
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It was a gift from my sainted mother
the year I graduated seminary.
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- God bless her.
- Very nice.
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I'll get it.
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See, Marva?
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Nothing has value without salvation.
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- He put it in the water!
- Just like it was baptized!
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He loves the Lord!
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What's the date?
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Someone could notice that
in a small town.
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It pisses off the law. They think
I've a year's salary on my wrist.
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The sheriff is Braverman.
He's clean.
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Clean? Ugh!
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Mr Nightengale,
arbitrary is not an issue here.
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We've got a 27% unemployment rate.
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- I need 20 guys for four days.
- Great! 26%!
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Look, no new permits
till the plants reopen
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or till our farmers get some rain.
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Till then, this town
can't afford a revival.
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- Sorry.
- Oh, no. I understand, Sheriff.
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- You're just trying to do your job.
- No. He's trying to restrict trade.
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Listen, Braverman.
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I got a room full of New York lawyers
dying to take on some badge
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interfering with religious freedom!
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I got the fee, I'll do the paperwork.
You give me the permit or I dial 2-1-2.
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- Knock yourself out.
- I'll do it.
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Don't take it personally, boss.
It's just one for the big guy upstairs.
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So, is all of this
absolutely necessary, Will?
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Local law.
"The Attack of the Puny Brains".
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I kissed up to him, I got the permit.
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Besides, this one's cute for a change.
Now, concentrate.
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Population: 22-something.
Median family income: $21,000...
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Cute? He can shut us down.
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I don't have to remind you
what our nut is: 3,500 a day.
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Every town, another puny brain.
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Give a little man power,
he thinks he's powerful.
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Yeah, I've seen that happen before.
OK, main industries: Wheat and corn.
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Ancillaries have had massive lay-offs.
The banks report 22% farm foreclosure.
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If they don't get rain by this weekend,
this year's crops will fail.
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So we can use that.
Stop drumming, Jonas! Stop!
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What a shit-hole!
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This was your choice, so live with it.
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Average education: 10th grade.
Richest family: The Rayloves.
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12 towns in the same area,
same situation...
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I gotta get you a man.
You've been on the road too long.
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We're gonna hire us a new angel.
You pick him!
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- Finished?
- I'm starting to get excited.
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A town this deep in the crapper's
got nowhere to turn but God!
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Kansas Radio.
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When the going gets tough,
the tough dial S-O-S.
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Speaking of things getting tough,
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I've got someone here who says
he can help. Jonas Nightengale.
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A man who knows
about the value of spirit.
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Thank you, Jerry Joe. Thank you.
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You know, as I look out your window,
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Rustwater reminds me
of my own home town.
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Drugstore soda fountain.
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Little movie theatre.
The one with the real butter.
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And it warms my heart.
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So many people working so hard,
deserving so much better.
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I know how it feels to see
old man Raylove driving his fancy car,
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all the while thinking,
"I want me a car like that."
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The problem is
you've got nothing to believe in.
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Can't believe in the community
with its trouble,
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it seems sometimes even the family.
So what do you believe in?
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The biggest power,
the biggest man with the plan...
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30 seconds.
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So I'm here to remind you
that tonight
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at the Rustwater camp-ground
you too, can be saved.
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If you're already walking with Jesus,
celebrate your faith with your neighbour.
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It's been too long since you've seen him.
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If you're still driving that beat-up
pickup, eating macaroni and day-old bread,
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come and celebrate the miracle of faith,
the power of healing.
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And you too, can wake up saying,
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"Thank you, Jesus!"
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I been lonely, I been cheated
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I been misunderstood
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I been washed up, I been put down
And told I'm no good
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But with you I belong
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'Cause you help me be strong
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There's a change in my life
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Since you came along Oh, yeah
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Now I don't mind working
So hard every day...
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Your wife was great to meet.
I'm Jonas Nightengale.
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Come down for an old-fashioned
revival with lots of music and singing.
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And bring your wife along tonight.
239
00:20:08,338 --> 00:20:09,838
Bye-bye.
240
00:20:11,298 --> 00:20:12,590
Thank you.
241
00:20:22,183 --> 00:20:24,726
I been lonely, I been cheated
242
00:20:24,727 --> 00:20:27,187
I been misunderstood
243
00:20:27,188 --> 00:20:32,192
I been washed up, I been put down
And told I'm no good
244
00:20:32,193 --> 00:20:37,363
But with you I belong
'Cause you help me be strong
245
00:20:37,364 --> 00:20:39,990
There's a change in my life...
246
00:20:39,991 --> 00:20:42,076
Hey, what's your name?
247
00:20:42,077 --> 00:20:45,789
You go to high school here?
No? Going to college?
248
00:20:48,083 --> 00:20:53,253
Now, a man, a man gets crazy
When he finds he's done wrong
249
00:20:53,254 --> 00:20:58,217
And a heart, a heart gets weary
When it doesn't belong
250
00:20:58,509 --> 00:21:04,390
And the road, the road gets rocky, Lord
You've got to keep on
251
00:21:04,849 --> 00:21:08,894
Let the new light come
Shining on through
252
00:21:12,815 --> 00:21:14,734
I been lonely, I been cheated...
253
00:21:15,401 --> 00:21:17,903
Tonight, tomorrow night and the next...
254
00:21:18,237 --> 00:21:21,906
Hey, Jonas Nightengale.
How are you?
255
00:21:21,907 --> 00:21:23,826
Keep your eye on the squirt gun.
256
00:21:24,577 --> 00:21:27,913
One, two, three!
257
00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:30,540
Gone.
258
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:34,252
Come to the tent meeting.
Miracles and wonders.
259
00:21:42,427 --> 00:21:46,972
But with you I belong
'Cause you help me be strong
260
00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:52,019
There's a change in my life
Since you came along
261
00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:56,608
I been lonely, I been cheated
I been misunderstood
262
00:21:56,941 --> 00:22:01,738
I been washed up, I been put down
And told I'm no good
263
00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:06,784
But with you I belong
'Cause you help me be strong
264
00:22:06,785 --> 00:22:09,329
There's a change in my life
265
00:22:09,621 --> 00:22:11,623
Since you came along...
266
00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:17,462
I sink this one,
you guys come to the meeting?
267
00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:21,340
- Yeah, all right.
- OK.
268
00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:25,821
Afternoon, sir.
269
00:23:28,490 --> 00:23:30,658
Sheriff sent me to check for violations.
270
00:23:30,659 --> 00:23:33,787
I bet he did.
Go ahead, we're clean. Go on.
271
00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:36,206
Knock yourself out.
272
00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:41,545
Great. It's a frigging hootenanny!
273
00:23:56,727 --> 00:23:58,811
You've been very busy, Will.
274
00:23:58,812 --> 00:24:00,230
Just doing my job.
275
00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:02,399
Yeah, I can see that.
276
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:06,695
It's been a long day.
Can I buy you a beer?
277
00:24:08,405 --> 00:24:12,200
Tell me, do most of the cops
fall for your act?
278
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:17,830
Yeah.
279
00:24:17,831 --> 00:24:19,833
I'll bet they do.
280
00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:23,920
Well, ma'am, sorry about the drink,
but I'm on duty.
281
00:24:23,921 --> 00:24:29,718
No, no. My mom is "ma'am".
You can call me Jane.
282
00:24:31,302 --> 00:24:33,136
All right.
283
00:24:33,137 --> 00:24:35,180
Goodbye, Jane.
284
00:24:35,181 --> 00:24:36,973
Goodbye, Will.
285
00:24:42,604 --> 00:24:44,439
Just kidding.
286
00:24:58,745 --> 00:25:00,914
You have any towels?
287
00:25:01,957 --> 00:25:04,250
Wow, nice room!
288
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:07,629
What's the matter? You seem down.
289
00:25:08,755 --> 00:25:12,801
I'm just bummed about Topeka.
I wanted to see that breeder.
290
00:25:14,970 --> 00:25:18,264
- You can't keep a Great Dane on a bus.
- Why not?
291
00:25:18,932 --> 00:25:20,892
It’d be great company.
292
00:25:22,519 --> 00:25:26,271
Why don't you give this to me?
It looks better on me.
293
00:25:26,272 --> 00:25:29,608
You'll get it when I
die unless you kill me.
294
00:25:29,609 --> 00:25:31,945
And it's in my will that way.
295
00:25:38,243 --> 00:25:42,371
- My offer still holds for a new angel.
- I can just see it.
296
00:25:42,372 --> 00:25:47,043
"Wanted: Single tenor with interest
in gourmet cooking and mail fraud."
297
00:25:49,087 --> 00:25:52,381
- What's new with Miss Congeniality?
- Nothing.
298
00:25:52,382 --> 00:25:56,803
And I'm using all my "A" material.
How could she not go for it?
299
00:25:57,178 --> 00:26:00,138
So you strike out for once.
What do you care?
300
00:26:00,139 --> 00:26:04,058
It's got me curious.
She's got fuming down to an art.
301
00:26:04,059 --> 00:26:07,061
It's a matter of principle, like a quest.
302
00:26:07,062 --> 00:26:10,523
Sort of a Holy Grail of road pussy?
303
00:26:10,524 --> 00:26:13,027
Eloquent as always.
304
00:26:14,945 --> 00:26:17,573
Tambourines, T-shirts, bumper stickers!
305
00:26:18,198 --> 00:26:20,158
Bibles! Tambourines!
306
00:26:24,370 --> 00:26:27,206
Tambourines, T-shirts, bumper stickers!
307
00:26:27,582 --> 00:26:29,373
Get your bibles here!
308
00:26:29,374 --> 00:26:34,086
How are you doing this evening?
Come right in. Come right in.
309
00:26:34,087 --> 00:26:37,549
Tambourines! Praise the Lord!
310
00:26:37,841 --> 00:26:42,387
Bibles! T-shirts! Bumper stickers!
311
00:26:42,721 --> 00:26:45,015
- Come on up!
- Come right in!
312
00:26:46,099 --> 00:26:47,559
Bumper stickers!
313
00:26:49,061 --> 00:26:52,022
Have you ever seen anything
like that in your life?
314
00:26:56,234 --> 00:27:00,322
- Bless you.
- Bless you. Come right on in.
315
00:27:02,991 --> 00:27:06,286
Come right on in.
Hi, how are you?
316
00:27:22,719 --> 00:27:24,721
- Hey, how's it going?
- OK.
317
00:27:28,892 --> 00:27:30,894
Let's see what we've got.
318
00:27:31,937 --> 00:27:33,939
Where are you?
319
00:27:34,272 --> 00:27:36,399
Oh, there you are. Nice suit!
320
00:27:39,111 --> 00:27:40,445
Guys!
321
00:27:44,866 --> 00:27:47,493
Excuse me. Are you from Rustwater?
322
00:27:47,494 --> 00:27:52,748
- No, I drove 30 miles to be here.
- 30 miles. That far?
323
00:27:52,749 --> 00:27:55,417
- What is your name?
- Emma Schlarp.
324
00:27:55,418 --> 00:27:59,170
I have a great seat
right in front of the preacher for you.
325
00:27:59,171 --> 00:28:03,174
- Would you like to have it?
- Oh, yes.
326
00:28:03,175 --> 00:28:06,970
Sit right here,
and I'll roll you down there.
327
00:28:06,971 --> 00:28:09,305
That's very nice of you.
328
00:28:09,306 --> 00:28:13,476
It's a much better view
and this chair's a lot softer.
329
00:28:13,477 --> 00:28:14,769
Thank you.
330
00:28:15,103 --> 00:28:18,189
It's nothing but trouble with that old man.
331
00:28:18,690 --> 00:28:23,110
He's got 80 yards of electrified fence
spitting distance to the house.
332
00:28:23,111 --> 00:28:27,824
You know our kids play over there,
and somebody's gonna get hurt.
333
00:28:29,659 --> 00:28:34,538
Loving Jesus gives you
a warm feeling in your stomach...
334
00:28:34,539 --> 00:28:38,000
Guy in cowboy hat
says he loves Jesus.
335
00:28:38,001 --> 00:28:41,254
Really? I thought
they were just good friends.
336
00:28:41,671 --> 00:28:44,339
Make sure to hit him up personally.
337
00:28:44,340 --> 00:28:45,675
Absolutely.
338
00:28:46,509 --> 00:28:48,719
- You like it?
- Yeah.
339
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:50,805
Cut it out, Matt!
340
00:28:51,181 --> 00:28:54,224
- You here alone?
- I'm with my mom.
341
00:28:54,225 --> 00:28:58,520
If she catches me talking with you...
I gotta go, OK?
342
00:28:58,521 --> 00:29:01,357
Can I see you after the show?
343
00:29:01,691 --> 00:29:03,693
- OK. Nice to see you.
- You, too.
344
00:29:06,486 --> 00:29:09,031
Girl in glitter jeans is pregnant.
345
00:29:09,823 --> 00:29:12,200
Her mother's been beating her.
That's nice.
346
00:29:13,492 --> 00:29:14,868
Where is she sitting?
347
00:29:17,245 --> 00:29:20,831
Town's small, Jonas.
Don't mention she's knocked up.
348
00:29:20,832 --> 00:29:22,499
I'll be good.
349
00:29:22,500 --> 00:29:25,127
Did you study my summary?
350
00:29:25,128 --> 00:29:30,342
Yeah. And the Grange ladies told me
who's been sleeping around.
351
00:29:31,509 --> 00:29:34,428
Tiny, you got the smoke ready?
352
00:29:34,429 --> 00:29:38,307
What's Roger doing?
Tell him five shills is enough.
353
00:29:38,308 --> 00:29:41,477
Come on, the angels will see him.
354
00:29:42,144 --> 00:29:43,896
What's the deal
with the cherry hat again?
355
00:29:45,147 --> 00:29:49,068
Electric fence.
Visualize the fence with cherries on it.
356
00:29:49,568 --> 00:29:53,864
- What do you like? This or this?
- Ready to check your receiver?
357
00:29:54,281 --> 00:29:56,450
I'm having an accessory crisis.
358
00:29:57,409 --> 00:30:00,411
Testing sibilance, one, two.
Can you hear me?
359
00:30:00,412 --> 00:30:03,873
That's fine.
Boy, are you a tough room!
360
00:30:03,874 --> 00:30:06,168
The dark Grey, definitely.
361
00:30:07,378 --> 00:30:08,754
You look gorgeous.
362
00:30:09,546 --> 00:30:12,258
Always look better than they do, Janey.
363
00:30:12,591 --> 00:30:15,636
And now, let's go give
some empty lives a little meaning!
364
00:30:16,762 --> 00:30:20,224
- Are you ready for a miracle?
- Ready as I can be!
365
00:30:21,100 --> 00:30:24,477
- Are you ready for a miracle?
- The spirit will set you free
366
00:30:24,936 --> 00:30:28,105
Are you ready? Are you ready?
367
00:30:34,361 --> 00:30:38,198
- Are you ready for a miracle?
- Ready as I can be
368
00:30:38,615 --> 00:30:42,452
- Are you ready for a miracle?
- The spirit will set you free
369
00:30:50,210 --> 00:30:52,212
Are you ready for a miracle?
370
00:30:56,216 --> 00:31:00,929
Be strong in the Lord
and in the power of his might!
371
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:06,142
Be strong in the Lord
and the power of his might!
372
00:31:06,143 --> 00:31:10,355
Put on the whole Armour of God
that ye may be able to stand
373
00:31:10,689 --> 00:31:12,816
against the wiles of the Devil!
374
00:31:13,442 --> 00:31:18,237
Come on, Hoov. Goose 'em.
I got a cold audience out there.
375
00:31:18,238 --> 00:31:20,657
Yes, I'm ready! Yeah!
376
00:31:21,116 --> 00:31:25,829
I hear Satan knocking,
but he can't come in! Yes, sir!
377
00:31:26,121 --> 00:31:27,621
Come on, people!
378
00:31:28,247 --> 00:31:31,000
Turn it loose,
let him fix it and let him in!
379
00:31:31,292 --> 00:31:35,171
Take it down, angels.
I gotta talk to these people.
380
00:31:36,505 --> 00:31:40,550
I gotta talk to these people a second.
I wanna tell you a story...
381
00:31:40,551 --> 00:31:43,845
- This'll move you.
About a man from New York.
382
00:31:43,846 --> 00:31:45,848
A man named Thomas.
383
00:31:47,391 --> 00:31:50,685
Now, Thomas lived on Fifth Avenue.
384
00:31:50,686 --> 00:31:53,689
Views of Central Park
even from the bathroom!
385
00:31:54,648 --> 00:31:58,318
Beautiful wife. Two sweet kids.
386
00:31:58,319 --> 00:32:02,280
But his life was a mess.
You know why?
387
00:32:03,406 --> 00:32:05,033
Because of the fear.
388
00:32:06,159 --> 00:32:08,161
Afraid his business would fail.
389
00:32:09,037 --> 00:32:12,039
Afraid his children would come to harm.
390
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:14,876
Afraid of balding
and his wife leaving him.
391
00:32:15,168 --> 00:32:18,587
Afraid of death.
But death's a breeze.
392
00:32:18,588 --> 00:32:22,132
Ever heard of anyone
coming back to complain? No!
393
00:32:22,133 --> 00:32:26,888
- It's life that'll kill you...
- Matt, give your people a wake-up call.
394
00:32:27,430 --> 00:32:30,183
And Thomas was a prisoner of fear.
395
00:32:30,517 --> 00:32:34,728
- Amen, Preacher!
- Praise the Lord! Hallelujah!
396
00:32:34,729 --> 00:32:38,190
He got a $2,000 hairpiece
and a world-class doctor.
397
00:32:38,191 --> 00:32:40,317
- But was Tom happy?
- No!
398
00:32:40,318 --> 00:32:41,902
No! N-O.
399
00:32:42,444 --> 00:32:47,407
Because when Thomas finally
came to me, he still had the fear.
400
00:32:48,408 --> 00:32:55,038
The fear is bigger than doctors!
The fear is bigger than money!
401
00:32:55,039 --> 00:32:56,622
- Absolutely!
- Amen!
402
00:32:56,623 --> 00:33:00,584
There's only thing bigger
than the fear, my friends.
403
00:33:01,668 --> 00:33:06,256
And that one thing... is the faith.
404
00:33:06,756 --> 00:33:09,174
- Hallelujah!
- Yeah! Yeah!
405
00:33:09,175 --> 00:33:11,510
Faith that the universe needs him!
406
00:33:11,511 --> 00:33:15,097
Faith that his woman
loves his soul not his hair!
407
00:33:15,098 --> 00:33:20,519
Faith that his children will be protected
not by a man with a.357 Magnum,
408
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:26,109
but by The Man with the super-charged
grenade launcher of love!
409
00:33:27,944 --> 00:33:32,489
And that one man is one man
and one man only.
410
00:33:32,490 --> 00:33:34,576
That man is Jesus Christ!
411
00:33:36,286 --> 00:33:37,494
Yeah!
412
00:33:37,953 --> 00:33:40,788
If you wanna feel happy,
413
00:33:40,789 --> 00:33:44,125
if you wanna feel love,
all you gotta do...
414
00:33:44,126 --> 00:33:47,628
If you wanna feel safe,
if you wanna feel strong,
415
00:33:47,629 --> 00:33:51,007
if you wanna walk tall,
all you gotta do,
416
00:33:51,008 --> 00:33:55,721
all you gotta do,
all you gotta do is get saved!
417
00:33:57,513 --> 00:34:00,558
Thank you, Jesus!
Thank you, Jesus!
418
00:34:01,225 --> 00:34:04,270
- Say "Hallelujah."
- Hallelujah!
419
00:34:05,146 --> 00:34:08,983
- Looking good, Jo Jo.
- Holy juice pumps through my veins!
420
00:34:09,442 --> 00:34:11,152
I feel a healing coming on.
421
00:34:17,283 --> 00:34:21,243
But I need to know
you're on the side of the Lord.
422
00:34:21,244 --> 00:34:22,746
I need a sign of your faith.
423
00:34:23,872 --> 00:34:27,624
I'm not asking you to pay
for this beautiful music, no!
424
00:34:27,625 --> 00:34:31,252
I'm not asking you to pay
for the word of God.
425
00:34:31,253 --> 00:34:34,840
What I do need is
some token that you believe.
426
00:34:35,257 --> 00:34:39,803
- How about that ruby ring?
- You belong to the most exclusive club!
427
00:34:40,304 --> 00:34:44,182
A club that only God's
faithful and generous can join.
428
00:34:44,183 --> 00:34:47,435
- Only then...
- Give me that ring!
429
00:34:47,436 --> 00:34:50,772
No one can keep you
out of the kingdom of heaven!
430
00:34:50,773 --> 00:34:55,151
- Tell her I'm gonna kill her!
- You're meat, baby.
431
00:34:55,152 --> 00:34:57,737
OK, I'll be good!
432
00:34:58,196 --> 00:35:00,365
They are going to pass among you.
433
00:35:01,032 --> 00:35:05,285
- The more you give, the more you live!
- Praise the Lord, brother!
434
00:35:05,286 --> 00:35:11,208
The Lord spoke to me tonight.
He's searching for some special people.
435
00:35:11,209 --> 00:35:14,671
They'll receive great rewards
in material goods.
436
00:35:15,380 --> 00:35:20,051
He wants these special people
to be saved here on stage with me!
437
00:35:20,552 --> 00:35:24,055
It's sad out there,
that's all I have to say.
438
00:35:24,514 --> 00:35:26,390
It's burgers tonight.
439
00:35:33,063 --> 00:35:37,401
Oh, people,
the Lord is speaking to me right now.
440
00:35:37,901 --> 00:35:42,239
- It better be good.
- Relax. Cherry hat. Section 4, row F.
441
00:35:42,573 --> 00:35:46,326
You, sir, in the brown jacket.
I feel your burden.
442
00:35:46,952 --> 00:35:48,243
Who? Who, me?
443
00:35:48,244 --> 00:35:51,413
Yes, sir. Tell me
if I'm hearing the Lord right.
444
00:35:51,871 --> 00:35:55,833
- You've a problem with your neighbour?
- I sure have!
445
00:35:55,834 --> 00:35:59,087
- That fence is going to harm your kids?
- Yes, sir!
446
00:36:00,088 --> 00:36:01,505
Amazing!
447
00:36:01,506 --> 00:36:05,759
Make him your friend,
serve him your best fried chicken!
448
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:09,430
- 'Cause yours is the best in the county.
- It is!
449
00:36:09,431 --> 00:36:13,268
I'd love some of that.
Now thank the Lord for his saving!
450
00:36:16,730 --> 00:36:21,109
Section 5, row A is the glitter jeans.
Remember glitter jeans?
451
00:36:21,526 --> 00:36:23,110
Sister!
452
00:36:23,944 --> 00:36:27,822
You're suffering deeply.
You're worried about your little girl.
453
00:36:27,823 --> 00:36:29,867
- Yes, Reverend.
- Stand up.
454
00:36:30,367 --> 00:36:34,370
The Lord says a strike unto any
of his children is a strike unto him.
455
00:36:34,371 --> 00:36:37,874
Lord, I hear you. Please forgive me.
456
00:36:37,875 --> 00:36:42,129
- Jesus forgives you. Say "Hallelujah!"
- Hallelujah!
457
00:36:46,884 --> 00:36:49,136
Fishing cap, section 4, row F.
458
00:36:52,305 --> 00:36:55,808
You, sir. Come up on stage
and be cured of your gambling!
459
00:36:57,852 --> 00:37:02,564
That's incredible!
Section 1, pink mu-mu. She lost her job.
460
00:37:02,565 --> 00:37:04,691
You, in the pink dress.
461
00:37:04,692 --> 00:37:07,320
Receive the Lord
and you will find another job!
462
00:37:08,904 --> 00:37:11,447
First row. White shirt. Back problem.
463
00:37:11,448 --> 00:37:14,951
You, sir. Believe in the Lord
and cure your backache!
464
00:37:16,453 --> 00:37:18,663
Same section, yellow shirt.
Hearing problem.
465
00:37:18,664 --> 00:37:21,667
You, sir, come up on stage!
466
00:37:22,292 --> 00:37:23,668
Hearing problem!
467
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:28,339
Section 2, the blue-haired lady.
She's got arthritis.
468
00:37:28,673 --> 00:37:31,342
You, too, ma'am. Come up on stage!
469
00:37:32,468 --> 00:37:35,845
- We're gonna help some people.
- Ah, we are!
470
00:37:41,184 --> 00:37:45,897
- He's got trouble with his neighbours.
- Let him fix it! Let him in!
471
00:37:46,481 --> 00:37:48,316
Hallelujah!
472
00:37:51,319 --> 00:37:53,613
I'm feeling something tonight!
473
00:37:54,197 --> 00:37:57,992
- He's got a sore neck.
- Receive the anointing in Jesus' name!
474
00:37:59,202 --> 00:38:01,620
- Say, "Thank you, Jesus!"
- She needs a job.
475
00:38:01,621 --> 00:38:05,041
You need a job?
Now you're working for Jesus!
476
00:38:06,459 --> 00:38:09,713
- A gambling man.
- Get the strength in your life!
477
00:38:10,338 --> 00:38:12,381
Holy name of Jesus!
478
00:38:12,382 --> 00:38:16,510
- He can't hear a thing.
- Hear the word, hear the word!
479
00:38:16,511 --> 00:38:19,013
In Jesus' holy name!
480
00:38:22,100 --> 00:38:25,728
- Welcome to the kingdom of heaven.
- Arthritis.
481
00:38:25,729 --> 00:38:29,023
Arthritis? Take the hand
of God's right-hand man.
482
00:38:29,399 --> 00:38:32,736
Believe in the power of the Lord. Believe.
483
00:38:33,069 --> 00:38:34,652
Raise your hands. Raise them up!
484
00:38:34,653 --> 00:38:37,237
Wave your hands like this!
485
00:38:37,238 --> 00:38:40,031
Thank you, Jesus!
486
00:38:41,032 --> 00:38:42,908
Someone here's just been
cured of their asthma.
487
00:38:44,034 --> 00:38:45,244
Hello, friend!
488
00:38:45,995 --> 00:38:47,705
She's got bad bones, Reverend.
489
00:38:48,873 --> 00:38:50,583
Hold it, hold it!
490
00:38:51,125 --> 00:38:53,793
Take it down just a second.
Take it down.
491
00:38:53,794 --> 00:38:55,503
We got someone special here.
492
00:38:55,504 --> 00:38:58,672
- What's your name?
- Emma Schlarp.
493
00:38:58,673 --> 00:39:01,885
- How long you had bone trouble?
- Years.
494
00:39:02,427 --> 00:39:04,763
Well, God's gonna make
a miracle for you tonight.
495
00:39:07,265 --> 00:39:10,433
O Lord, I'm just a man like any other,
496
00:39:10,434 --> 00:39:14,772
but send a miracle through my hands
to help my sister Emma.
497
00:39:20,861 --> 00:39:23,155
Come on, Emma.
Show me the power of the Lord.
498
00:39:30,704 --> 00:39:33,164
Praise God. Praise God.
499
00:39:33,165 --> 00:39:34,541
Praise God!
500
00:39:36,752 --> 00:39:39,796
Thank you, Jesus. Come on, walk to me.
501
00:39:39,797 --> 00:39:41,297
Go on, Emma!
502
00:39:44,050 --> 00:39:45,926
Yes! Yes!
503
00:39:48,053 --> 00:39:49,720
It's a miracle! Hallelujah!
504
00:39:49,721 --> 00:39:52,933
It's a miracle! Dance with me!
505
00:39:53,850 --> 00:39:57,145
Oh, say, "Thank you, Jesus."
Thank you, Jesus!
506
00:39:57,771 --> 00:39:59,731
And I'm walking...
507
00:40:01,817 --> 00:40:05,069
Highway up to heaven
508
00:40:05,070 --> 00:40:07,905
No one can walk up there
But the pure in heart
509
00:40:07,906 --> 00:40:10,908
It's a highway up to heaven
510
00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:17,623
And I'm walking...
I'm so glad it's a highway up to heaven
511
00:40:17,624 --> 00:40:21,000
You just can't walk up there
You got to be pure in heart
512
00:40:21,001 --> 00:40:24,170
It's a highway up to heaven...
513
00:40:24,587 --> 00:40:27,171
Thank you. Thank Jesus!
514
00:40:27,172 --> 00:40:28,799
In the name of Jesus!
515
00:40:59,204 --> 00:41:01,373
- How did we do?
- About four grand.
516
00:41:12,509 --> 00:41:14,385
Hey, Tony, I'm dressing!
517
00:41:17,096 --> 00:41:18,556
Sorry, pal.
518
00:41:27,982 --> 00:41:29,566
What's he doing here?
519
00:41:34,029 --> 00:41:37,406
Well, well.
If it isn't my new best friend.
520
00:41:37,698 --> 00:41:41,409
We've had the fire department,
the sanitation department.
521
00:41:41,410 --> 00:41:43,078
What now? The Girl Scouts?
522
00:41:43,913 --> 00:41:48,082
Nightengale, we both know
there's nothing I can do legally.
523
00:41:48,083 --> 00:41:49,919
I'm here man to man.
524
00:41:50,252 --> 00:41:54,840
Folks have lost their jobs, their land.
They can't feed their families.
525
00:41:55,591 --> 00:41:57,968
So they sure can't afford
a con man like you.
526
00:41:58,761 --> 00:42:01,138
Do a good thing. Pack it up.
527
00:42:03,599 --> 00:42:08,479
That's some plain talk, Will.
So I'll give you a little in return.
528
00:42:08,854 --> 00:42:10,606
- Good night, folks.
- Night, sir.
529
00:42:16,111 --> 00:42:18,696
Let's assume I was
what you said I was.
530
00:42:19,864 --> 00:42:23,450
In New York, they've got
Broadway shows costing $65 a pop
531
00:42:23,451 --> 00:42:24,953
just to walk in the door.
532
00:42:26,453 --> 00:42:31,792
Maybe you like the show.
Maybe you don't, and you kick yourself.
533
00:42:33,126 --> 00:42:35,586
I give my people a good show,
534
00:42:35,587 --> 00:42:38,632
plenty of music,
worthwhile sentiments.
535
00:42:39,049 --> 00:42:42,761
Most of them go home
with a little hope in their lives.
536
00:42:43,637 --> 00:42:47,474
Now, usually, I only play towns
that can afford me.
537
00:42:48,183 --> 00:42:51,770
But what about towns like this
that really need me?
538
00:42:52,145 --> 00:42:56,358
You don't care what these people need.
You're looking to cash in.
539
00:42:56,817 --> 00:42:59,653
Oh, pissing contest! Can I watch?
540
00:43:03,115 --> 00:43:06,743
- I won't just go away.
- Now, that sounds good!
541
00:43:07,619 --> 00:43:12,790
'Cause you owe me that drink, Will.
Jonas, in the bus.
542
00:43:15,793 --> 00:43:19,170
Will, what's that guy from
the sanitation department's name?
543
00:43:20,046 --> 00:43:23,341
- Phil.
- Phil? I called him Frank. Anyway...
544
00:43:39,941 --> 00:43:42,693
Come on, Janey! Wake up, baby!
545
00:43:42,694 --> 00:43:45,779
God! It's eight o'clock!
546
00:43:45,780 --> 00:43:48,867
I know what time it is.
I've been driving all night.
547
00:43:49,576 --> 00:43:52,703
Wait till you see this. Close your eyes.
548
00:43:52,704 --> 00:43:56,206
- They were closed.
- Come on, close them.
549
00:43:56,207 --> 00:43:58,042
Pucker up.
550
00:43:58,043 --> 00:44:00,962
Kiss. Big kiss.
551
00:44:02,964 --> 00:44:04,883
Wow!
552
00:44:05,550 --> 00:44:07,843
Hi! Where did you get him?
553
00:44:07,844 --> 00:44:12,307
I found a breeder in Clydedale.
I convinced him to open late.
554
00:44:13,141 --> 00:44:15,309
Ah, so let's hear it for insomnia.
555
00:44:15,310 --> 00:44:18,021
I was worried about
your lack of companionship.
556
00:44:19,397 --> 00:44:22,565
- What's his name?
- He's smart and hung like a moose.
557
00:44:22,566 --> 00:44:25,734
- So I thought...
- Jack from Neptune!
558
00:44:25,735 --> 00:44:28,903
- Come on!
- I know, Jonas Junior.
559
00:44:28,904 --> 00:44:32,574
- Jonas! He's a good boy, too!
- He's great.
560
00:44:35,743 --> 00:44:39,287
So here we'll make "such" as "drought",
"really" is "rain".
561
00:44:39,288 --> 00:44:42,415
- And we'll make "won't" "tornadoes".
- OK, try me.
562
00:44:42,416 --> 00:44:49,422
"Brother Jonas, I am wondering,
what question burns inside this woman."
563
00:44:49,423 --> 00:44:53,175
If there'll be a twister
at her son's home in Wilmington.
564
00:44:53,176 --> 00:44:55,845
- No, "wondering" is "Wichita".
- Wichita!
565
00:44:56,596 --> 00:44:59,849
- I don't wanna do this audience tonight.
- Why? You're good.
566
00:45:00,433 --> 00:45:04,771
- That's not the point.
- Relax. Pathos isn't contagious.
567
00:45:07,482 --> 00:45:12,028
Besides, the badge saw the set-up
last night. We can't take the chance.
568
00:45:12,403 --> 00:45:17,199
- What did you two do after dinner?
- Nothing. I'm just greasing the wheels.
569
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:21,745
- Till one in the morning? A lot of grease.
- Your spies are slipping.
570
00:45:21,746 --> 00:45:23,622
I was out till two.
571
00:45:24,039 --> 00:45:27,126
You know how to play this, Jane.
Just watch your step!
572
00:45:32,923 --> 00:45:36,509
Mr Nightengale, I'm so glad I caught you.
573
00:45:36,510 --> 00:45:38,637
I was at your meeting last night,
574
00:45:38,929 --> 00:45:42,975
and I heard what you said
to that family who lost their farm.
575
00:45:43,475 --> 00:45:49,898
My husband lost his job, and
it's been hard putting food on the table.
576
00:45:50,232 --> 00:45:54,235
Sorry to hear that. Come down tonight
and maybe I can help.
577
00:45:54,236 --> 00:45:57,197
Oh, heavens, it's not me.
578
00:45:57,906 --> 00:46:02,994
The best way to forget your troubles
is to help someone else with theirs.
579
00:46:02,995 --> 00:46:05,914
This is for that unfortunate family.
580
00:46:06,832 --> 00:46:09,209
Will you see that they get it?
581
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:12,963
I certainly will.
That's mighty Christian of you.
582
00:46:13,547 --> 00:46:14,965
Bless you.
583
00:46:19,845 --> 00:46:22,430
You try it and you're toast!
584
00:46:29,687 --> 00:46:30,938
You're gonna get it now!
585
00:46:42,700 --> 00:46:46,495
Hey, Rev!
Looking for some souls to save?
586
00:46:47,413 --> 00:46:51,834
You know me, I hate to see
even one get away. Souls, that is.
587
00:46:53,544 --> 00:46:56,129
I brought you this. It's the best in town.
588
00:46:56,713 --> 00:46:59,382
- Hey, kid. How about a game?
- Da.
589
00:47:00,425 --> 00:47:03,177
- I thought you had homework.
- I'll do it later.
590
00:47:03,178 --> 00:47:05,222
Little Russkie, huh?
591
00:47:06,139 --> 00:47:09,516
I ever tell you I was
East Coast chess champion 1971?
592
00:47:12,728 --> 00:47:14,730
My sister's a total slave-driver.
593
00:47:16,065 --> 00:47:19,568
- Go ahead and make your move.
- What do you think I just did?
594
00:47:21,737 --> 00:47:23,572
That was a neat trick you did yesterday.
595
00:47:24,240 --> 00:47:27,743
- The hand's quicker than the eye.
- So they tell me.
596
00:47:34,583 --> 00:47:36,085
Nice move, kid.
597
00:47:39,755 --> 00:47:42,007
Hey, Marva, could I have a thé glacé?
598
00:47:43,299 --> 00:47:44,759
It's French for iced tea.
599
00:47:45,385 --> 00:47:49,806
- Where's your church?
- On every street corner in every town.
600
00:47:50,265 --> 00:47:55,436
- You don't have a church.
- I have a ministry, which is better.
601
00:47:55,937 --> 00:47:57,772
My grandmother
used to take me with her.
602
00:48:00,191 --> 00:48:02,610
So you believe in miracles, right?
603
00:48:03,444 --> 00:48:05,404
Concentrate on your game, Boyd.
604
00:48:06,904 --> 00:48:09,365
I'd like to hear what your sister
has to say on the subject.
605
00:48:10,783 --> 00:48:14,787
I believe in life, what it does to you
and what you do back.
606
00:48:19,292 --> 00:48:21,627
Never underestimate the power of belief.
607
00:48:22,044 --> 00:48:26,924
With it, I've seen a mute sing "Hallelujah"
and a cripple dance.
608
00:48:28,384 --> 00:48:32,638
When you've got it, you've got the power
of every ocean in your hand.
609
00:48:33,639 --> 00:48:35,558
Without it, you've got nothing.
610
00:48:36,100 --> 00:48:40,813
Everyone is just another sinner,
and everywhere is just another hell.
611
00:48:49,822 --> 00:48:51,157
I'll be outside.
612
00:48:54,827 --> 00:48:59,831
- My sister thinks you're a fake.
- Maybe I am and maybe I'm not.
613
00:48:59,832 --> 00:49:02,625
If I get the job done,
what difference does it make?
614
00:49:04,878 --> 00:49:08,298
You're gonna need a miracle now,
because check and mate-ski!
615
00:49:21,311 --> 00:49:24,147
This town is full of single women.
Leave me alone.
616
00:49:24,689 --> 00:49:26,273
It must be your money.
617
00:49:31,278 --> 00:49:36,283
I've seen many people lie to themselves,
but they don't fool anyone.
618
00:49:37,034 --> 00:49:39,870
Lying, huh?
Your personal area of expertise?
619
00:49:40,537 --> 00:49:44,166
That's not true.
My talent is telling people the truth.
620
00:49:46,418 --> 00:49:51,423
Like that picture on the wall in there.
Best day of your life.
621
00:49:53,217 --> 00:49:54,927
- One of.
- Sure it was.
622
00:49:55,552 --> 00:49:58,555
You were young, you were free.
623
00:49:59,390 --> 00:50:01,225
You still had that spark in your eye.
624
00:50:02,684 --> 00:50:07,147
Now you hide out in that diner,
never letting anyone get next to you.
625
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:12,026
The last time you had a man
Nixon was in office.
626
00:50:12,027 --> 00:50:15,739
How I live my life is none
of your business. What do you want?
627
00:50:17,241 --> 00:50:20,202
I want to know how come you gave up.
628
00:50:27,209 --> 00:50:29,085
A drunk truck driver did that.
629
00:50:30,086 --> 00:50:34,215
Four hours stuck in a crash
watching our mom and dad die.
630
00:50:35,258 --> 00:50:40,762
Doctors did all they could.
Took tests, stuck him with needles.
631
00:50:40,763 --> 00:50:42,390
All for nothing.
632
00:50:43,933 --> 00:50:45,809
So he had me take him to a preacher.
633
00:50:46,935 --> 00:50:48,937
And the preacher got him up on stage.
634
00:50:49,980 --> 00:50:53,108
When it was all over,
he was still on his crutches.
635
00:50:53,733 --> 00:50:56,361
Know what he said to my little brother?
636
00:50:57,279 --> 00:50:59,364
He said that it was his fault,
637
00:50:59,948 --> 00:51:02,617
'cause his faith wasn't strong enough.
638
00:51:03,118 --> 00:51:05,245
Let me tell you something.
639
00:51:05,662 --> 00:51:08,789
All that boy has is faith.
640
00:51:08,790 --> 00:51:12,586
The last thing he needs is
another phoney messing him up.
641
00:51:13,128 --> 00:51:18,133
And the last thing I need is another man
using him to get me into bed.
642
00:51:21,011 --> 00:51:23,138
Hey, Rev, how about a rematch?
643
00:51:24,973 --> 00:51:26,975
Sorry, kid, I gotta go.
644
00:51:28,267 --> 00:51:29,851
Can't stand the heat, huh?
645
00:51:30,685 --> 00:51:32,979
Got it in one, kid.
646
00:51:44,991 --> 00:51:47,285
If I pick it too soon, it won't sweeten.
647
00:51:48,161 --> 00:51:51,330
If I leave it on the stock too long,
it rots on the way to market.
648
00:51:52,498 --> 00:51:57,169
Too much rain turns it moldy,
too little and it's hog-feed.
649
00:51:57,794 --> 00:51:59,254
Timing's everything.
650
00:51:59,713 --> 00:52:01,256
Same as in my business.
651
00:52:01,882 --> 00:52:04,009
You gotta pick 'em while they're ripe.
652
00:52:05,010 --> 00:52:08,179
Will, I know you think I'm crooked,
so why'd you ask me here?
653
00:52:09,430 --> 00:52:12,766
Well, you know those programs
654
00:52:12,767 --> 00:52:16,854
where they take delinquents
out to the woods and rehabilitate them?
655
00:52:17,522 --> 00:52:19,524
- This isn't the woods.
- Smart girl.
656
00:52:21,067 --> 00:52:23,069
I knew you were worth saving.
657
00:52:26,364 --> 00:52:30,201
You've too much going for you
to be somebody's front man.
658
00:53:00,064 --> 00:53:02,191
OK, guys, let's go!
659
00:53:03,734 --> 00:53:05,570
Pick it up!
660
00:53:08,072 --> 00:53:09,614
- Hey, Rev.
- Hey, kid.
661
00:53:09,615 --> 00:53:11,409
Watch.
662
00:53:13,618 --> 00:53:17,246
My dad used to lift weights.
He was state champion.
663
00:53:17,247 --> 00:53:22,085
- Great, comrade. You gonna compete?
- Yeah, all events done sitting down!
664
00:53:22,377 --> 00:53:26,089
It's something I gotta do.
You have anything like that?
665
00:53:26,381 --> 00:53:29,676
Something I gotta do?
No, I stick with what I wanna do.
666
00:53:30,260 --> 00:53:33,346
It's a tough policy, but it works for me.
667
00:53:34,598 --> 00:53:36,640
Do you always jog in a cowboy hat?
668
00:53:36,641 --> 00:53:39,936
I used to jog in my boots.
669
00:53:44,357 --> 00:53:45,941
What did the doctors tell you?
670
00:53:47,109 --> 00:53:51,530
Doctors have nothing to do with my leg.
I'll walk if it's God's will.
671
00:53:52,114 --> 00:53:54,617
Listen, God doesn't have
a trucker's license.
672
00:53:55,825 --> 00:53:57,827
You think you were chosen to suffer?
673
00:53:58,411 --> 00:54:03,249
If you've done everything you can,
doctors, therapy, that's great.
674
00:54:03,625 --> 00:54:07,462
But if you haven't, get off your ass,
'cause God won't do it for you.
675
00:54:09,297 --> 00:54:14,426
Look, kid,
everybody's a loser one of these days.
676
00:54:14,427 --> 00:54:16,554
The trick is not acting like a loser.
677
00:54:18,138 --> 00:54:20,265
I believe things happen for a reason.
678
00:54:22,141 --> 00:54:25,852
Fine. You wanna believe that?
That's great.
679
00:54:25,853 --> 00:54:27,313
I'm gonna run.
680
00:55:05,017 --> 00:55:10,939
Hi. Sorry I'm late.
I'm worried about that two-man code.
681
00:55:10,940 --> 00:55:13,525
Maybe. But that's not why you're late.
682
00:55:14,733 --> 00:55:16,443
These are for me?
683
00:55:21,865 --> 00:55:23,075
Can I read it?
684
00:55:24,910 --> 00:55:29,373
Gidget goes dustbowl.
Fine, have your little secret.
685
00:55:31,542 --> 00:55:34,460
Will said he's got a surprise for you.
686
00:55:34,461 --> 00:55:36,380
Something about
giving you enough rope.
687
00:55:37,214 --> 00:55:39,882
Tell him to go kick some shit!
688
00:55:39,883 --> 00:55:43,051
There's not enough rope in Kansas
to hang me.
689
00:55:43,052 --> 00:55:46,389
Besides, wait till you see the pitch.
690
00:55:47,223 --> 00:55:49,015
Got a little surprise
691
00:55:54,855 --> 00:55:58,274
myself.
692
00:55:58,275 --> 00:56:05,365
Jesus is on the mainline
Tell him what you want
693
00:56:06,783 --> 00:56:10,662
- Lord Jesus
- Tell him what you want
694
00:56:10,996 --> 00:56:13,580
You gotta call him up
And tell him what you want
695
00:56:13,581 --> 00:56:15,081
Call him up, call him up...
696
00:56:33,433 --> 00:56:37,311
You tell him!
697
00:56:37,312 --> 00:56:39,439
Am I in white boy heaven
or what? Yes!
698
00:56:39,939 --> 00:56:41,315
That was beautiful, children.
699
00:56:43,275 --> 00:56:45,735
Children? Hm!
700
00:56:45,736 --> 00:56:49,948
I want to tell you about myself.
701
00:56:50,324 --> 00:56:52,951
You look at me and you see a man
who seems a lot like you.
702
00:56:54,286 --> 00:56:56,121
But all my life I've been different.
703
00:56:56,955 --> 00:57:00,876
At first, it was a curse,
704
00:57:01,460 --> 00:57:04,588
but soon I discovered
the blessing of my birth.
705
00:57:06,298 --> 00:57:09,425
Now, what was it, you ask,
made me different?
706
00:57:09,426 --> 00:57:14,306
In an isolated cabin
in the Appalachian mountains,
707
00:57:14,932 --> 00:57:17,016
Jonas Nightengale was born
with a caul about his face.
708
00:57:17,017 --> 00:57:20,728
He told me his father invented Teflon.
709
00:57:20,729 --> 00:57:23,482
Some say the caul's an old wives' tale,
710
00:57:23,899 --> 00:57:27,611
but I've seen some
smart old wives in my day!
711
00:57:28,654 --> 00:57:32,114
They say a baby born with a caul
is given the second sight.
712
00:57:32,115 --> 00:57:33,658
The sight inside a man's soul.
713
00:57:33,659 --> 00:57:35,993
Hallelujah!
714
00:57:35,994 --> 00:57:39,956
Sister Jane will pass among you...
715
00:57:39,957 --> 00:57:43,377
and I want you
to ask her your questions.
716
00:57:43,836 --> 00:57:47,672
I'm going to reach deep inside
717
00:57:47,673 --> 00:57:52,344
to find an answer
placed there by God.
718
00:57:53,636 --> 00:57:55,387
- What can Jonas do for you tonight?
- How much longer do I have?
719
00:57:55,388 --> 00:57:58,683
Brother Nightengale,
720
00:58:01,018 --> 00:58:03,098
can you tell me the answer
to our brother's question?
721
00:58:03,521 --> 00:58:07,190
I'm hearing the voice of angels.
722
00:58:07,191 --> 00:58:10,235
- He's worried how long he has to go.
- Praise be!
723
00:58:10,236 --> 00:58:12,904
Whether you've ten years or ten minutes,
what matters is that you really live!
724
00:58:12,905 --> 00:58:17,493
So when God's chariot arrives,
you're ready to step on board!
725
00:58:18,077 --> 00:58:21,872
- Yes, sir!
- I've been widowed about a year.
726
00:58:21,873 --> 00:58:27,378
When they repossessed the farm,
my husband killed himself in the barn.
727
00:58:27,670 --> 00:58:32,049
Has the Lord forgiven him
and welcomed him to heaven?
728
00:58:34,051 --> 00:58:37,930
Our sister would sincerely
like to know about a loved one.
729
00:58:39,682 --> 00:58:41,726
I'll give you your answer, sister.
730
00:58:42,727 --> 00:58:46,438
He rests with the angels.
He says God has forgiven him.
731
00:58:46,439 --> 00:58:48,190
He asks you to do the same.
732
00:58:50,526 --> 00:58:52,194
When's it gonna rain?
733
00:58:54,655 --> 00:58:58,159
This man's question is really important.
734
00:59:00,119 --> 00:59:01,411
Oh, boy.
735
00:59:03,038 --> 00:59:06,583
You want to know what every man
and woman in this tent wants to know.
736
00:59:08,835 --> 00:59:12,296
- You want to know when's it gonna rain!
- Yes! Yes!
737
00:59:12,297 --> 00:59:15,925
Let me ask you this question:
What is rain anyway?
738
00:59:15,926 --> 00:59:19,721
Is it the sweet nectar your crops crave?
Is it tears of joy?
739
00:59:20,430 --> 00:59:24,433
Or is it the rain that falls on every life?
740
00:59:24,434 --> 00:59:29,564
The dressing down from your boss?
The bank pounding on the door?
741
00:59:30,774 --> 00:59:33,943
When you say to me,
"Jonas, when's it gonna rain?"
742
00:59:34,735 --> 00:59:36,445
All I can say is...
743
00:59:38,739 --> 00:59:40,323
"When's it gonna stop?"
744
00:59:43,076 --> 00:59:46,787
In the Book of Osalms,
Chapter 27 reads as thus:
745
00:59:46,788 --> 00:59:51,458
"The Lord is my light and my salvation:
Of whom shall I fear?"
746
00:59:51,459 --> 00:59:58,006
The Lord is my light and my salvation
747
00:59:59,257 --> 01:00:00,467
The Lord is the strength!
748
01:00:01,301 --> 01:00:04,221
The Lord is my strength!
The Lord is your strength!
749
01:00:04,805 --> 01:00:06,514
The Lord is the strength of my life!
750
01:00:06,515 --> 01:00:12,812
Strength of my life
Of whom shall I be...
751
01:00:12,813 --> 01:00:17,984
Afraid...
752
01:00:36,085 --> 01:00:37,961
I feel a healing coming on.
753
01:00:40,672 --> 01:00:43,341
- How many love Jesus?
- Yeah!
754
01:00:43,675 --> 01:00:45,510
Are you ready for a miracle?
755
01:00:55,812 --> 01:00:59,189
There it is, the word of God!
Yakety-yak, God's talking back!
756
01:01:00,857 --> 01:01:03,109
- Hey, brother!
- Amen!
757
01:01:04,068 --> 01:01:05,194
Whoa, people!
758
01:01:05,820 --> 01:01:07,654
Oh! Hallelujah, sister!
759
01:01:07,655 --> 01:01:10,365
Praise Jesus!
You're a slave in the spirit!
760
01:01:10,366 --> 01:01:14,536
Receive the holy anointing of Jesus!
Let Jesus fix it!
761
01:01:14,537 --> 01:01:17,540
- Somebody run!
- Me?
762
01:01:17,874 --> 01:01:21,960
You, feel the power of the Lord!
Celebrate the Lord!
763
01:01:21,961 --> 01:01:23,296
Celebrate the Lord!
764
01:01:24,338 --> 01:01:26,382
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
765
01:01:27,966 --> 01:01:30,385
Praise Jesus! Praise Jesus!
766
01:01:30,719 --> 01:01:34,389
You're not gonna need this any longer.
I cast out your chains!
767
01:01:39,102 --> 01:01:41,897
The sign of the cross! Look!
768
01:01:42,314 --> 01:01:45,106
He's in the room! He's alive!
769
01:01:45,107 --> 01:01:47,233
He's in me, he's in you!
770
01:01:47,234 --> 01:01:50,153
I see him in your eyes!
I feel him beating in your hearts!
771
01:01:50,154 --> 01:01:54,742
Reach up and touch Jesus!
Nice to see you again, sister.
772
01:01:56,242 --> 01:01:59,703
Praise Jesus, praise his name!
Praise the Lord!
773
01:01:59,704 --> 01:02:04,000
Receive his holy name!
Say "Hallelujah!"
774
01:02:05,251 --> 01:02:09,714
I've never seen a room so full of God!
Say, "Thank you, Jesus!"
775
01:02:11,590 --> 01:02:14,383
- Somebody say "Amen."
- Amen!
776
01:02:19,222 --> 01:02:20,765
Hey!
777
01:02:22,057 --> 01:02:23,725
Hey!
778
01:02:26,102 --> 01:02:29,772
Wait a minute, Reverend.
I want to testify.
779
01:02:38,239 --> 01:02:40,115
I said I want to testify.
780
01:02:40,949 --> 01:02:43,158
So speak up, Sheriff.
781
01:02:46,870 --> 01:02:50,123
Before you leave your
hard-earned money in those buckets,
782
01:02:50,124 --> 01:02:52,292
I want you to know where it's going.
783
01:02:53,335 --> 01:02:57,046
Alias Jonas Nightengale,
born Jack Newton,
784
01:02:57,047 --> 01:02:59,091
does not come from the Appalachians.
785
01:02:59,633 --> 01:03:01,301
He was born in the Bronx.
786
01:03:02,636 --> 01:03:06,265
The closest he came to a church
was the Mary and Joseph Orphanage,
787
01:03:06,807 --> 01:03:09,643
where he lived from five to fifteen.
788
01:03:10,935 --> 01:03:14,647
Then he ran away to begin a life
of crime, including convictions for...
789
01:03:16,649 --> 01:03:18,066
shoplifting,
790
01:03:18,067 --> 01:03:22,363
possession of marijuana
and grand theft auto,
791
01:03:22,822 --> 01:03:25,240
all before the age of 18.
792
01:03:25,241 --> 01:03:30,204
He was arrested for selling fraudulent
art works and passing bad checks.
793
01:03:31,330 --> 01:03:36,084
If you feel you've had a good night's
entertainment, then go ahead,
794
01:03:36,085 --> 01:03:37,669
tip the dancing bear.
795
01:03:38,211 --> 01:03:42,174
But, if you think this money's
going to a man of God,
796
01:03:43,674 --> 01:03:45,301
you'd better think again.
797
01:03:46,801 --> 01:03:48,177
I believe in Jonas.
798
01:04:03,984 --> 01:04:05,319
He's a fake!
799
01:04:06,111 --> 01:04:09,156
There ain't no way he's a man of God!
800
01:04:23,420 --> 01:04:25,255
Brother Will!
801
01:04:26,298 --> 01:04:30,135
Everything you've said is true.
Absolutely true.
802
01:04:34,431 --> 01:04:37,434
Yes, I was born to lowly circumstances.
803
01:04:38,602 --> 01:04:43,565
Yes, I ran with a bad crowd that
taught me to smoke weed and steal.
804
01:04:44,733 --> 01:04:46,525
I hung out in bars.
805
01:04:48,902 --> 01:04:50,737
And I hot-wired cars.
806
01:04:51,488 --> 01:04:55,449
I grew up mistreated,
so I lied and I cheated.
807
01:04:57,243 --> 01:05:00,620
I learned hard crime
and I served hard time.
808
01:05:01,496 --> 01:05:05,999
I have walked that crooked road
and I have danced with Satan.
809
01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:09,920
I've been down in the gutter
and looked up into the face of God.
810
01:05:09,921 --> 01:05:12,631
- Praise the Lord!
- Amen!
811
01:05:12,632 --> 01:05:16,384
I say to you,
if you wanna give up the bottle,
812
01:05:16,385 --> 01:05:18,261
who you gonna talk to?
813
01:05:19,095 --> 01:05:22,013
- Someone who's never touched a drop?
- No!
814
01:05:22,014 --> 01:05:25,601
If you wanna give up womanizing,
who you gonna talk to?
815
01:05:26,018 --> 01:05:29,605
- Some pale-skinned virgin priest?
- No!
816
01:05:30,231 --> 01:05:32,316
If you wanna give up sin -
817
01:05:32,900 --> 01:05:35,945
and I believe everyone here tonight
wants to give up sin -
818
01:05:37,821 --> 01:05:39,947
who can lead you?
819
01:05:39,948 --> 01:05:42,074
You need a real sinner, people.
820
01:05:42,075 --> 01:05:47,080
A sinner of such monumental
proportions that all your sins
821
01:05:47,580 --> 01:05:51,209
couldn't possibly equal
the sins of this King of Sin!
822
01:05:53,461 --> 01:05:56,797
Because you know,
if he can walk that righteous path,
823
01:05:56,798 --> 01:06:00,968
if he can go from grift to grace,
from sin to sanctity,
824
01:06:00,969 --> 01:06:03,096
from lowliness to holiness,
825
01:06:03,805 --> 01:06:08,350
that you, with all your everyday sins,
826
01:06:08,351 --> 01:06:11,479
can rise up like an angel
827
01:06:11,980 --> 01:06:16,818
and ride that golden elevator
to God's own penthouse in the sky.
828
01:06:22,282 --> 01:06:25,368
Hey, Jake! Jake Bradley!
829
01:06:25,660 --> 01:06:28,871
The bank gave you
last warning on foreclosure.
830
01:06:28,872 --> 01:06:30,999
How much did you put in the bucket?
831
01:06:31,374 --> 01:06:32,834
$10.
832
01:06:34,002 --> 01:06:35,337
Sadie McElroy,
833
01:06:35,837 --> 01:06:40,174
you've got two boys in junior college,
your husband's out of work.
834
01:06:40,175 --> 01:06:44,094
I put in 20, Will.
I need all the help I can get.
835
01:06:44,095 --> 01:06:46,348
Amen!
836
01:06:48,683 --> 01:06:51,102
I don't know what to say to you.
837
01:06:52,020 --> 01:06:53,520
You folks have been warned.
838
01:06:59,026 --> 01:07:03,113
Sadie, you need all the help you can get.
You, too, Jake. All of you.
839
01:07:03,530 --> 01:07:06,033
I know what you're going through.
840
01:07:06,367 --> 01:07:09,035
But there can be no price on salvation.
841
01:07:09,036 --> 01:07:13,873
So I want you to take back
all your money, every last cent.
842
01:07:13,874 --> 01:07:20,172
Bring those buckets out.
Sadie take out twenty; Jake take out ten.
843
01:07:20,881 --> 01:07:22,383
Go ahead.
844
01:07:23,926 --> 01:07:27,387
Because the Lord knows
you still have doubt in your hearts.
845
01:07:27,388 --> 01:07:30,557
Without your faith,
I cannot deliver the Word.
846
01:07:31,392 --> 01:07:34,602
- Praise the Lord!
- For the Israelites, he parted the sea.
847
01:07:34,603 --> 01:07:36,938
To Moses,
he spoke from the burning bush.
848
01:07:36,939 --> 01:07:41,193
And in your hour of doubt,
the Lord has spoken to me.
849
01:07:43,153 --> 01:07:44,737
He said, "Jonas,
850
01:07:46,072 --> 01:07:50,326
"Jonas, expect a sign."
851
01:07:51,661 --> 01:07:56,749
And if God's wisdom is proven to you,
then may you support this ministry.
852
01:07:57,583 --> 01:08:00,044
Because God don't want
no doubt money, no!
853
01:08:01,212 --> 01:08:03,464
And I don't want no doubt money. N-O!
854
01:08:04,090 --> 01:08:06,800
Because doubt money burned the fingers
of the righteous,
855
01:08:06,801 --> 01:08:09,594
and I will not be burned!
856
01:08:19,813 --> 01:08:21,814
- You all right?
- Of course.
857
01:08:21,815 --> 01:08:24,568
Plant the twenties
before they leave.
858
01:08:29,656 --> 01:08:31,116
He'll be all right.
859
01:08:35,495 --> 01:08:37,997
It's a highway up to heaven
860
01:08:37,998 --> 01:08:41,958
You just can't walk up there
You've got to have a pure heart
861
01:08:41,959 --> 01:08:45,087
It's a highway up to heaven...
862
01:09:19,663 --> 01:09:21,415
Look, Jane...
863
01:09:21,832 --> 01:09:24,877
Try grovelling.
It goes a long way with me.
864
01:09:26,337 --> 01:09:31,883
- I told you I had a job to do.
- Doing your job is one thing.
865
01:09:31,884 --> 01:09:35,012
Trying to destroy
a human being is another.
866
01:09:36,180 --> 01:09:38,806
Nuclear winter wouldn't destroy him!
867
01:09:38,807 --> 01:09:40,351
Oh, yeah?
868
01:09:41,018 --> 01:09:44,521
Let me tell you something
your snooping didn't turn up.
869
01:09:44,522 --> 01:09:48,859
Do you know
how he landed in that orphanage?
870
01:09:50,903 --> 01:09:54,155
- I assume his parents died.
- His parents?
871
01:09:54,156 --> 01:09:56,699
God only knows where his father is.
872
01:09:56,700 --> 01:09:59,744
His mother took him out
shopping one day.
873
01:09:59,745 --> 01:10:04,333
Told him she'd be right back and
that he should wait on the corner.
874
01:10:04,792 --> 01:10:08,920
Four days later, he's there waiting.
875
01:10:08,921 --> 01:10:12,215
So the cops lug him off
to Our Mother of Neglect,
876
01:10:12,216 --> 01:10:16,720
where, for five years, he still believes
his mother will come to get him.
877
01:10:17,054 --> 01:10:18,889
Finally, he just wised up.
878
01:10:19,890 --> 01:10:24,478
- The jails are full of stories like that.
- Yeah. They sure are.
879
01:10:25,187 --> 01:10:27,730
That's why,
if Jonas was wearing pantyhose
880
01:10:27,731 --> 01:10:31,610
and pointing a rifle,
it wouldn't surprise me.
881
01:10:31,944 --> 01:10:33,571
But he's not.
882
01:10:34,196 --> 01:10:38,491
All he's doing is selling fairy tales
to people who thank him.
883
01:10:38,492 --> 01:10:42,078
The last thing he needs is
a judgmental asshole like you
884
01:10:42,079 --> 01:10:44,206
throwing his past up in his face.
885
01:12:35,609 --> 01:12:37,485
Open up, boss. It's me.
886
01:12:44,617 --> 01:12:46,201
This better be good.
887
01:12:56,044 --> 01:12:58,628
Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me.
888
01:12:58,629 --> 01:13:00,922
Pardon me. Excuse me.
889
01:13:00,923 --> 01:13:03,050
Excuse me.
890
01:13:06,721 --> 01:13:08,764
The Reverend has just arrived.
891
01:13:17,022 --> 01:13:18,898
God bless you, Father.
892
01:13:21,234 --> 01:13:23,236
Praise the Lord!
893
01:13:30,869 --> 01:13:33,246
Praise the Lord! His eyes are open!
894
01:13:43,757 --> 01:13:45,549
You've outdone yourself.
895
01:13:46,091 --> 01:13:49,094
He preached last night
that God would send a sign.
896
01:13:50,304 --> 01:13:51,847
I've seen a hundred signs.
897
01:13:52,431 --> 01:13:56,518
A magnificent sunrise, a green light
when I thought it would turn red.
898
01:13:58,270 --> 01:14:00,439
But never have I seen anything like this.
899
01:14:01,106 --> 01:14:06,445
You were watching the tent last night.
Anybody switch crucifixes?
900
01:14:06,737 --> 01:14:09,114
No, sir. Not a soul.
901
01:14:16,038 --> 01:14:17,914
Praise the Lord! It's a miracle!
902
01:14:18,289 --> 01:14:19,749
Hallelujah!
903
01:14:34,889 --> 01:14:39,643
An alleged miracle in Rustwater,
whose population of 22,000
904
01:14:39,644 --> 01:14:43,815
in the last few hours
has swelled to over 31,000 people.
905
01:15:35,783 --> 01:15:38,535
Rumor has it
the crucifix performs miracles.
906
01:15:38,536 --> 01:15:43,833
A local man who sustained a burn said
his wound had miraculously healed.
907
01:15:44,250 --> 01:15:48,712
- The question is...
- What are we doing about the rain?
908
01:15:48,713 --> 01:15:54,051
Tony's printing some pamphlets
on rainmaking so we'll use them.
909
01:15:54,677 --> 01:15:57,722
There'll be some really
sick people there.
910
01:15:58,097 --> 01:16:00,558
Seat them in the back
away from the stage.
911
01:16:01,058 --> 01:16:06,147
And we have our malpractice insurance:
"Only if your faith is strong enough."
912
01:16:06,522 --> 01:16:10,525
- Damn, this was a new shirt.
- Have you tried turpentine?
913
01:16:10,526 --> 01:16:13,653
It's no good.
That trick's worth it, though.
914
01:16:13,654 --> 01:16:15,030
An oldie but goodie.
915
01:16:15,989 --> 01:16:19,534
- Have you had any sleep lately?
- Too busy to sleep.
916
01:16:19,951 --> 01:16:22,412
Places to go and people to do.
917
01:16:26,708 --> 01:16:28,418
How's the badge taking all this?
918
01:16:28,710 --> 01:16:31,588
I heard he couldn't get
an art expert till Tuesday.
919
01:16:32,172 --> 01:16:37,886
You heard? Little lovers' tiff?
Wonder how he got so well-informed.
920
01:16:38,178 --> 01:16:40,889
Screw you.
I'm not the one giving out free samples.
921
01:16:46,311 --> 01:16:49,104
I just feel bad is all,
these people are so broke.
922
01:16:49,939 --> 01:16:53,734
You feel bad for the poor people
but you want their money.
923
01:16:54,026 --> 01:16:55,736
What's a girl to do?
924
01:16:57,154 --> 01:17:01,283
Move to Kansas?
Marry old Will and slop the hogs?
925
01:17:01,784 --> 01:17:04,118
You can't have it both ways.
926
01:17:04,119 --> 01:17:08,331
I don't believe I defended you.
I'm tired of manipulators.
927
01:17:08,332 --> 01:17:11,125
Manipulators are sneaky. I'm obvious.
928
01:17:12,293 --> 01:17:13,753
And right!
929
01:17:26,474 --> 01:17:27,892
You feeling better now?
930
01:17:30,895 --> 01:17:32,981
Yeah. I guess I just needed to be alone.
931
01:17:36,651 --> 01:17:38,653
I'll take that as a compliment.
932
01:17:43,074 --> 01:17:47,245
- It's before six. I've gotta go.
- Whoa!
933
01:17:48,788 --> 01:17:51,206
Places to go, people to rip off.
934
01:17:51,207 --> 01:17:54,919
Oh, you should talk.
You're consorting with the enemy.
935
01:17:55,837 --> 01:17:57,672
Well, I'm an easy consort.
936
01:18:07,181 --> 01:18:08,975
You ever think about settling down?
937
01:18:12,854 --> 01:18:15,023
My mother taught me never to settle.
938
01:18:17,025 --> 01:18:21,029
You're fast on your feet, Jane,
but someday you may wanna slow down.
939
01:18:21,821 --> 01:18:23,030
No.
940
01:18:23,031 --> 01:18:25,366
Sorry, Will. I don't do slow.
941
01:18:30,371 --> 01:18:33,082
Come on. I want to show you something.
942
01:18:36,210 --> 01:18:39,714
They travel over two thousand miles
and end up here,
943
01:18:40,548 --> 01:18:43,341
back with the same mate,
year after year.
944
01:18:44,051 --> 01:18:46,428
What are you talking about?
I don't see anything.
945
01:18:48,055 --> 01:18:52,808
They started arriving last week.
There's only a few thousand right now.
946
01:18:52,809 --> 01:18:55,854
What started arriving?
I don't see anything.
947
01:18:56,563 --> 01:18:58,231
Watch.
948
01:19:17,751 --> 01:19:19,627
Ain't they beautiful?
949
01:19:22,880 --> 01:19:24,632
- Oh, they like me.
- Fantastic!
950
01:19:29,011 --> 01:19:34,892
Jane, I'm not a flashy guy,
but what I promise I deliver.
951
01:19:36,310 --> 01:19:40,439
- I'd like to make you some promises.
- You've known me three days!
952
01:19:41,107 --> 01:19:42,441
I'm a quick study.
953
01:19:51,617 --> 01:19:53,285
By Tuesday, you'll be gone.
954
01:19:54,912 --> 01:19:56,788
If I had more time, I'd take it.
955
01:20:08,883 --> 01:20:11,052
Why don't you come tonight?
It’ll be fun.
956
01:20:11,636 --> 01:20:13,638
The crew has a bet going.
957
01:20:13,930 --> 01:20:17,306
Everybody had to come up
with some ridiculous word.
958
01:20:17,307 --> 01:20:22,478
Jonas has to work them into his sermon,
and if he fails, you win the pot.
959
01:20:23,437 --> 01:20:25,313
Guess what my phrase is.
960
01:20:25,689 --> 01:20:27,649
Aluminum siding.
961
01:20:28,941 --> 01:20:30,192
Aluminum siding!
962
01:20:31,276 --> 01:20:34,486
You can get caught
up in the frills of life!
963
01:20:34,487 --> 01:20:37,197
Samsonite luggage,
the Amana washer.
964
01:20:37,198 --> 01:20:40,701
But you know
what's really important, don't you?
965
01:20:40,702 --> 01:20:42,162
Are you ready for the truth?
966
01:20:43,079 --> 01:20:44,497
Are you ready for the Word?
967
01:20:45,248 --> 01:20:48,000
We gotta get back
to that old-time religion.
968
01:20:48,001 --> 01:20:49,501
Where is she?
969
01:20:51,837 --> 01:20:57,091
All right. What if I told you
one good deed returns ten good ones?
970
01:20:57,092 --> 01:20:58,427
Would you believe me?
971
01:20:59,011 --> 01:21:03,556
If I told you that one righteous day
would return ten days of fortune?
972
01:21:03,557 --> 01:21:04,933
Would you believe me?
973
01:21:05,434 --> 01:21:10,563
What if I told you $1 in the service
of the Lord would return ten-fold?
974
01:21:10,564 --> 01:21:13,274
- Would you believe me?
- Yes!
975
01:21:13,275 --> 01:21:18,112
- Yo, I'm here.
- It's about time... for a miracle!
976
01:21:18,113 --> 01:21:23,410
- I believe, brother, I believe!
- What is it? Come up here.
977
01:21:25,871 --> 01:21:27,205
- What's your name?
- Calvin Tweedy.
978
01:21:27,206 --> 01:21:28,372
Go ahead.
979
01:21:28,373 --> 01:21:35,422
Last night, I only had $10 in my wallet
and my wife Kate made me give it all.
980
01:21:35,881 --> 01:21:37,715
God bless you, Kate!
981
01:21:37,716 --> 01:21:40,260
Then you said to take it back and I did.
982
01:21:40,719 --> 01:21:46,016
But this morning I had $30,
and I had no $20 bill before that.
983
01:21:46,308 --> 01:21:48,892
Well, hallelujah! It's a miracle!
984
01:21:48,893 --> 01:21:51,978
- It happened to me, too!
- I got 40!
985
01:21:51,979 --> 01:21:57,275
Hallelujah, it's a miracle!
Turn it loose, Bruce, and get back, Jack!
986
01:21:57,276 --> 01:22:00,738
Rustwater, Kansas,
is some kind of holy town.
987
01:22:01,280 --> 01:22:06,159
I've never seen such a demonstration
of the Lord's plenty. Say, "Amen!"
988
01:22:06,160 --> 01:22:08,036
Say, "Hallelujah!"
989
01:22:08,912 --> 01:22:11,748
All right, let's give some empty lives
a little meaning!
990
01:22:16,002 --> 01:22:18,587
I believe we'll see
some miracles tonight.
991
01:22:19,046 --> 01:22:21,422
Come on up,
I'm working for Jesus!
992
01:22:21,423 --> 01:22:25,176
He's coming through me,
special delivery! Hallelujah!
993
01:22:28,888 --> 01:22:32,350
A fever is on me! A fever is on me!
994
01:22:32,934 --> 01:22:35,103
Do you hear him call?
995
01:22:37,647 --> 01:22:40,440
Fall into the spirit of Jesus Christ!
996
01:22:41,066 --> 01:22:42,942
Prepare to receive your miracle!
997
01:22:45,069 --> 01:22:47,446
Oh, I'm feeling the power tonight!
I'm feeling the power!
998
01:22:49,073 --> 01:22:51,242
Invite him in, sisters!
999
01:22:51,617 --> 01:22:54,412
Somebody has just
been cured of their rheumatism.
1000
01:22:55,037 --> 01:22:58,957
Receive a fresh anointing!
Watch out, I'm vibrating!
1001
01:22:58,958 --> 01:23:02,628
I'm vibrating, I'm vibrating with Jesus!
1002
01:23:04,046 --> 01:23:06,923
I'm feeling the power!
Come on, brother!
1003
01:23:06,924 --> 01:23:11,052
Let Jesus in.
He's speaking the language of the Lord!
1004
01:23:11,053 --> 01:23:14,140
The language of the Lord! Hallelujah!
1005
01:23:15,474 --> 01:23:17,058
Fall into Jesus!
1006
01:23:18,226 --> 01:23:19,978
The Angels of Mercy!
1007
01:23:21,229 --> 01:23:23,231
I'm boxing for Jesus!
1008
01:23:24,315 --> 01:23:27,484
This room is burning up
with the fever of the Lord!
1009
01:23:28,568 --> 01:23:30,236
Hallelujah, brother!
1010
01:23:31,154 --> 01:23:33,823
Hey, Reverend. Hey, Rev!
1011
01:23:34,115 --> 01:23:36,242
Hey, Rev, what about me?
1012
01:23:38,995 --> 01:23:41,663
I've no more healing power left in me.
1013
01:23:41,664 --> 01:23:44,709
- Rev, what about me?
- That's it!
1014
01:23:45,251 --> 01:23:49,504
I'm all done in from the service
to the Lord! Thank you, Jesus!
1015
01:23:49,505 --> 01:23:55,302
Dance, brother, dance!
Celebrate the miracles of the Lord!
1016
01:23:55,303 --> 01:23:58,181
- Another one!
- What about Boyd?
1017
01:23:58,848 --> 01:24:01,851
One more! One more!
1018
01:24:06,356 --> 01:24:07,981
So glad you could make it.
1019
01:24:07,982 --> 01:24:11,402
I had to cold read 20 people
and I was not brilliant.
1020
01:24:13,029 --> 01:24:14,446
One more! One more!
1021
01:24:14,447 --> 01:24:16,573
I think you've got a little problem here.
1022
01:24:16,574 --> 01:24:20,494
One more! One more!
1023
01:24:20,495 --> 01:24:23,622
Take it from me, babe,
you can't have it both ways.
1024
01:24:23,623 --> 01:24:26,416
One more! One more!
1025
01:24:26,750 --> 01:24:32,297
One more! One more!
1026
01:24:41,348 --> 01:24:44,058
One more! One more!
1027
01:24:44,059 --> 01:24:48,647
One more! One more!
1028
01:24:57,697 --> 01:24:59,324
Hallelujah!
1029
01:25:07,082 --> 01:25:11,503
You asked for one more demonstration
of the Lord's kindness, a show of faith.
1030
01:25:12,087 --> 01:25:15,590
It's about faith. You gotta have it
or you can't get healed.
1031
01:25:16,591 --> 01:25:20,262
If there's any doubt in your hearts,
the Lord cannot deliver.
1032
01:25:20,929 --> 01:25:26,183
Even if one of you doubts, like you,
Will. I know you have doubts.
1033
01:25:26,184 --> 01:25:30,105
You must believe, because this boy's
chances of walking are in your hands.
1034
01:25:31,231 --> 01:25:32,566
Amen!
1035
01:26:34,044 --> 01:26:37,296
Brothers and sisters,
I ask you to consider
1036
01:26:37,297 --> 01:26:40,425
the fate of an innocent
rests in the heart of a cynic.
1037
01:27:17,754 --> 01:27:20,549
You can do it. You can do it.
1038
01:27:22,049 --> 01:27:23,341
Release your faith!
1039
01:27:52,370 --> 01:27:55,247
Hallelujah! Another miracle!
1040
01:27:55,248 --> 01:27:57,833
Have faith in Jesus! Faith in Jesus!
1041
01:28:08,427 --> 01:28:10,512
- Amen!
- Hallelujah!
1042
01:28:26,278 --> 01:28:27,778
How did you do it, Reverend?
1043
01:28:30,114 --> 01:28:31,824
Son of a bitch!
1044
01:29:01,729 --> 01:29:04,649
Are you gonna tell me
what really happened out there?
1045
01:29:04,940 --> 01:29:07,693
I've been had. I've been hustled.
1046
01:29:08,152 --> 01:29:09,820
What are you talking about?
1047
01:29:10,488 --> 01:29:13,698
They got a great act,
the waitress and Tiny Tim!
1048
01:29:13,699 --> 01:29:17,577
That story about the trucker,
a drunken trucker.
1049
01:29:17,578 --> 01:29:22,416
- Details, the mark of a great con!
- Forget it. Not those two.
1050
01:29:22,875 --> 01:29:24,418
They're not like you.
1051
01:29:26,712 --> 01:29:27,922
Come on.
1052
01:29:28,631 --> 01:29:31,634
Remember me?
I'm Jane, your partner in crime.
1053
01:29:32,343 --> 01:29:35,511
Did you see them?
They're going out of their minds.
1054
01:29:35,512 --> 01:29:39,014
I had to clear the tent
or they'd have torn it down.
1055
01:29:39,015 --> 01:29:43,686
- You should see the money coming in.
- By this time tomorrow...
1056
01:29:43,687 --> 01:29:46,355
we're gonna be on every TV station.
1057
01:29:46,356 --> 01:29:51,319
- We can play New Orleans...
- Tell me the truth.
1058
01:29:51,611 --> 01:29:54,447
What is this,
an elaborate set-up or what?
1059
01:29:55,865 --> 01:29:57,533
What do you think?
1060
01:29:59,493 --> 01:30:00,869
Holy shit!
1061
01:30:01,370 --> 01:30:05,915
Jonas, I gotta hand it to you.
Getting that kid was genius!
1062
01:30:05,916 --> 01:30:10,920
Give that kid a haircut,
put him in some fancy clothes on stage!
1063
01:30:10,921 --> 01:30:14,881
- That's money in the bank!
- Maybe he can re-enact it.
1064
01:30:14,882 --> 01:30:18,634
Do you know what we could bring in
in Dallas in one week?
1065
01:30:18,635 --> 01:30:20,219
Seven figures!
1066
01:30:20,553 --> 01:30:24,974
Seven figures, man!
Jonas, man, what do you think?
1067
01:30:29,895 --> 01:30:31,230
Come on, Jonas.
1068
01:30:37,027 --> 01:30:40,281
- Do it!
- You're a genius, man!
1069
01:30:41,240 --> 01:30:42,532
Genius!
1070
01:30:43,408 --> 01:30:44,658
Jonas, wait!
1071
01:30:44,659 --> 01:30:49,371
Listen. We made a lot of money
and until now it's been great.
1072
01:30:49,372 --> 01:30:52,666
- But this is different.
- Come on, Jane.
1073
01:30:52,667 --> 01:30:56,043
No! That is not one of our shills in there.
1074
01:30:56,044 --> 01:30:58,922
I don't know what,
but something happened.
1075
01:30:59,256 --> 01:31:03,092
- You're right about that.
- You can't take this away from him.
1076
01:31:03,093 --> 01:31:06,680
- You can't make him into a sideshow.
- You think not?
1077
01:31:08,515 --> 01:31:13,270
Wow! You really don't give a shit
about anybody, do you?
1078
01:31:13,812 --> 01:31:16,690
Janey, I never pretended I did.
1079
01:31:17,441 --> 01:31:19,317
God, you're right.
1080
01:31:19,776 --> 01:31:23,737
You never did.
You still don't care who you hurt.
1081
01:31:24,446 --> 01:31:25,906
See how this feels.
1082
01:31:32,120 --> 01:31:33,288
Jane!
1083
01:31:36,291 --> 01:31:37,417
Janey!
1084
01:32:15,663 --> 01:32:17,331
Hey, boss.
1085
01:32:18,874 --> 01:32:21,835
Remember me? Jack Newton.
1086
01:32:22,752 --> 01:32:24,462
Got a question for you.
1087
01:32:27,006 --> 01:32:29,342
Why did you make so many suckers?
1088
01:32:45,024 --> 01:32:47,359
You say, "Love never endeth."
1089
01:32:47,360 --> 01:32:50,029
Well, I say, "Love never starteth!"
1090
01:32:50,864 --> 01:32:52,698
"The meek shall inherit the earth."
1091
01:32:52,699 --> 01:32:56,410
The meek just get
the short end of the stick!
1092
01:32:56,411 --> 01:33:00,539
You say, "Is anyone pure of heart?"
I say, "Not one!"
1093
01:33:00,540 --> 01:33:02,208
Rev?
1094
01:33:08,381 --> 01:33:09,799
Hello, Boyd.
1095
01:33:11,843 --> 01:33:14,971
Why aren't you out
signing autographs? Or dancing?
1096
01:33:16,681 --> 01:33:18,557
I need to ask you a question.
1097
01:33:22,060 --> 01:33:24,730
I wanted to know
when you planned to leave town.
1098
01:33:25,230 --> 01:33:28,399
Leave? A couple of days, I guess.
1099
01:33:33,863 --> 01:33:36,240
Well, I wanted to know
if I could go with you.
1100
01:33:38,576 --> 01:33:41,287
- Well...
- I can do things. I'll earn my keep.
1101
01:33:43,748 --> 01:33:47,168
You're too old
to be running away with the circus.
1102
01:33:48,085 --> 01:33:49,921
No, it's not that.
1103
01:33:50,838 --> 01:33:56,551
Look, you made me walk again.
Many people tried that, but they couldn't.
1104
01:33:56,552 --> 01:33:59,721
Hold it, kid.
I had nothing to do with you walking.
1105
01:34:01,264 --> 01:34:02,931
Sure you did.
1106
01:34:02,932 --> 01:34:08,562
I run a show here. A lot of smoke
and noise strictly for the suckers!
1107
01:34:09,188 --> 01:34:12,315
I've been pulling scams
since I was your age.
1108
01:34:12,316 --> 01:34:16,778
If there's one thing I know,
it's how to spot the genuine article.
1109
01:34:16,779 --> 01:34:18,781
That's what you gotta watch out for.
1110
01:34:19,615 --> 01:34:22,868
Not the cops.
You can always get around the cops.
1111
01:34:24,495 --> 01:34:28,706
But what you can never get around
is the genuine article.
1112
01:34:28,707 --> 01:34:32,044
And you, kid, are the genuine article.
1113
01:34:34,629 --> 01:34:38,800
- Are you saying you think you're a fake?
- I know I'm a fake.
1114
01:34:39,217 --> 01:34:41,802
What difference does it make,
if you get the job done?
1115
01:34:43,929 --> 01:34:48,976
Kid, it makes
all the difference in the world.
1116
01:34:51,895 --> 01:34:53,187
Boyd?
1117
01:34:58,651 --> 01:35:01,319
Everyone's looking for you.
1118
01:35:01,320 --> 01:35:02,780
OK.
1119
01:35:04,364 --> 01:35:05,991
Well, what do you think?
1120
01:35:08,994 --> 01:35:10,537
All right, kid, I'll tell you what.
1121
01:35:11,329 --> 01:35:14,332
I'll meet you in front of the diner
at ten in the morning.
1122
01:35:24,050 --> 01:35:25,802
So I'll see you then?
1123
01:35:30,056 --> 01:35:31,850
I'll be back in a minute.
1124
01:35:39,816 --> 01:35:41,400
I want to thank you.
1125
01:35:43,527 --> 01:35:45,654
I don't know why my brother's walking,
1126
01:35:46,572 --> 01:35:49,658
but I'll be grateful
for the rest of my life.
1127
01:35:56,248 --> 01:35:57,332
Marva?
1128
01:35:59,418 --> 01:36:03,881
Ten in the morning, your brother's
gonna be standing in front of the diner.
1129
01:36:04,548 --> 01:36:07,885
- Give him a message for me?
- Yeah.
1130
01:36:11,262 --> 01:36:16,142
Tell him that just because
a person didn't show up,
1131
01:36:16,601 --> 01:36:19,854
doesn't mean that the person
doesn't care about him.
1132
01:37:19,163 --> 01:37:22,291
You read it?
OK, we'll go over it again.
1133
01:37:22,625 --> 01:37:25,753
"The Lord is my shepherd,
I shall not want..."
1134
01:37:27,797 --> 01:37:31,926
Here you go.
Come back for seconds.
1135
01:38:30,359 --> 01:38:32,862
Jane. You OK?
1136
01:38:33,404 --> 01:38:35,280
Hi.
1137
01:40:21,428 --> 01:40:22,971
Thanks.
1138
01:40:31,688 --> 01:40:34,107
Souvenir of someone I once knew.
1139
01:40:36,067 --> 01:40:39,820
- Where are you headed?
- Pensacola, Florida.
1140
01:40:40,237 --> 01:40:41,989
Never been there.
1141
01:40:45,492 --> 01:40:49,244
- Are you in some kind of trouble?
- No, no, no.
1142
01:40:49,245 --> 01:40:51,121
No, sir.
1143
01:40:51,872 --> 01:40:54,583
Maybe for the first
time in my life I'm not.
1144
01:41:02,132 --> 01:41:05,135
Well, damn! Would you look at that?
1145
01:41:42,589 --> 01:41:44,049
Yes, sir!
1146
01:41:45,884 --> 01:41:47,552
Yes, sir!
1147
01:43:39,998 --> 01:43:41,541
Praise Jesus!
1148
01:43:55,847 --> 01:43:57,474
Come on, baby!
1149
01:43:58,058 --> 01:44:00,894
Come on, baby, rain!
1150
01:44:01,311 --> 01:44:03,020
Rain!
1151
01:44:03,021 --> 01:44:05,190
Thank you, Jesus!
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