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ধন্যবাদ!

আমি এটা অবশ্যই পরে চেষ্টা করবো!

তার নাম নন্দিনি!

আর 'নন্দিনী' দুধ ব্র্যান্ডের মতই তার গায়ের রং সুন্দর !

৷যদিও কেবল তার বাবা-মা তার নাম রেখেছিল 'স্বপ্নের মেয়ে'...

..নন্দিনীর পরিবর্তে এই নামটা রাখলেই ভালো হতো.

কারন সে ছিল সকলের কাছে দিবাস্বপ্নের মতো!

No matter where she is, she ends up day-dreaming!

Nandini! Stand up!

And to get reprimanded and thrown out of the class...

...by her lecturer, is something she's used to.

Stop right there!

I asked Nandini to leave. Where are you girls off to?

Friends don't just share happiness...

...they've got to share each others' troubles too, right sir?

We made a pact on the first day of college.

That no matter what it is, we'll do it together and stick together.

And if one of you gets married? - Idiot!

Out!

Tell me this. Why did you freak out like that?

Why else would the dream girl scream out loud?

Somebody she didn't like must have kissed her lip marks on the glass this time.

Am I right, Nandu? - You're 100% right!

If you have so many terms and conditions just for...

..someone to kiss the marks on the glass.

Then what will your guy have to be like to kiss you in real?

The guy who gets to kiss me doesn't have to be a king!

But has to take care of me like a queen!

It's okay if he doesn't own a house, but his heart should be as big as a palace!

He should care for me more than anyone else can...

...and love me more than anyone else could!

And then? - He should feed me while he pampers me!

And when I throw tantrums, he should give me a peck right by my lips!

This is all I want my guy to be!

A guy like this would be only one in a billion!

My guy should be that one in a billion!

Wonder where he is?!

Sheela Susheela!You don't worry!

Sheela Susheela!You don't worry!

Sheela Susheela!You don't worry!

I'm the Ferrari!You're the sweet cherry!

Are you the infamousWhite House beauty?

Is Trump a fan of yours?

Are you the Queen of London?

Is there a queue everydayto get your glimpse?

Come what may! Stay spirited!

For with you isthe Arjuna emblem!

Sheela Susheela!You don't worry!

I'm the Ferrari!You're the sweet cherry!

Amidst all the endearing flowers...

She's the breath taking sunshine!O’ Sheela!

With an impressive Instagram ID...

This beauty is now a trendingYouTube channel! This Sheela!

You’re the new brand to arrivein the metro! A fawn at that!

I’m the tiger that guardsthis fawn, so don’t you worry!

Fear not! For with youis the Arjuna emblem!

Sheela Susheela! You don't worry!

I'm the Ferrari! You're the sweet cherry!

Here to pick her Oscar up...

She's from the kin of Marilyn Monroe!This Sheela!

The first model from Mars...

..that our satellites havecaptured is her! O’ Sheela!

My darling, India’sfilled with your cut-outs!

And even if I becomethe nation’s President...

...I shall be mad for you,don’t you worry!

Every day with you shallbe the emblem of Arjuna!

Sheela Susheela!You don't worry!

I'm the Ferrari!You're the sweet cherry!

Hey Dad! - Hello son! How are you?

So and so.. I would have been awesome if you were with me!

Son, I'm working every day and night to live with you forever!

It's already 12 A.M. Did you have your BP tablet or not?

Oh! I'm so sorry! - You tend to forget everything for your work.

Here. I'm taking the tablet now.

- Are you happy now? - We hardly have a meal together.

Neither have we had a chat or even spent a day together in a long time!

Dad, we're rich enough to fend ourselves!

Why do you have to go over there and work?

I'm not doing this for us. This is for all those who placed their trust...

...in us and are working with all these years!

We should work for ourselves until we prosper!

Once we do, we should work for those who toiled for us!

Or else, our progress will mean nothing.

Sorry dad! I'd never given this a thought.

I'm really proud of you dad!

I'm extremely glad to be known as your son!

Dad, I shall never ever bother you about when..

...you're coming home or about you calling me on time!

Don't you worry about me, dad! You focus on your work and take care.

Is that okay, dad? Yes, son!

Your daughter's turning uncouth by the day!

Yet you continue to pamper her!

Let her be. She's only a kid.

Nandu, stop right there!

Where are you going? - To college, mummy!

You won't be going anywhere from now on! - But why?

I got a complaint that unlike others who come to college to get educated,..

...your daughter's busy day-dreaming, and that it is bothering everyone else!

Who told you this?

- The very lecturer who saw you drift off in your dreams!

It's all a lie! I haven't done any such things!

I'll whack you right here if you lie!

Don't they have anything better to do than complain about you?

None of these complaints will be made if we get...

...you married instead of sending you to college!

There are pictures of suitors in my room. Go and select one of them!

But mummy, I don't want to get married yet!

There's so much more I want to study! - As if that's going to make any difference!

No matter what you have to say, I'm not sending you to college!

Mummy, please?! Dad, please tell her not to do this!

Come on. Let her go. The kid's pleading so much!

If this repeats, I'll surely get her out of college. Okay?

Oh, really? Fine. Then swear on your dad!

What?! Why are you targeting me in your fight?

You always support her no matter what, right? Do it!

I swear on Dad! I'll make sure you won't hear any complaints about me!

And if I still hear any that will be the last time you'll ever go to college!

As you say, mummy! - Get going!

Bye dad! - Bye!

Look at how she changes her expressions! She's awesome, right?

Fooling people by making them watch highlights of old matches!

Making them shell out money by betting that she'll kiss her lecturer Krishna!

And the only masterpiece that can prank everyone, is our Nandini!

And.. The very principal who would let her get away...

...with an ordinary warning has gotten serious today.

Don't you girls have any common sense?

Don't you know how to behave in a college?

Here.. Sign this apology letter!

And if this repeats again! You'll have to get your parents to college!

Get out!

Stop!

You leave!

I'm not done with all of you!

*INAUDIBLE CONVERSATION* That son of a Chimpanzee!..

I'm so damn angry that I would've whacked him with my geometry box!

He got away from me! Let him come out of the college!

You'll have it from me!

Huh? 'Hearty wishes to Dr. Ashok Kumar!'

What?! A freaking doctorate for this prick?!

Hello?!

Who are you? Give me a minute!

You..! - What is it?

I'm trying to have a conversation and you're busy throwing stones?!

I'll do as I wish. What's your problem?!

- I'm here because there's a problem! - What is it?!

The stone you threw fell on my car and damaged my windshield!

And the car rammed into the pole causing a dent in it!

What am I supposed to do about it?

Who asked you to get in the way of my stone?

What? Have you lost it?

Don't you dare talk to me like that. I'm already fuming with anger!

Bugger off from here!

Whom are you asking to bugger off?

Shut your face and pay for the damages! - Why should I?

Will your father pay up instead? I'll punch you in the face!

You're crossing your limits! I won't pay, what will you do?

You think I'll let you go after all this nonsense?

Watch what I do to you!

You jerk... Why the hell are you clicking my pictures?

To frame and worship them in a temple! Dumb woman!

If I present this to the cops, both you and your father will have to pay up!

What if he really goes to the cops?

Enough with your attitude! Tell me how much it costs, I'll pay it myself!

Do you have any idea what that car's windshield costs?

How much will it cost? - 2.5 lakhs!

That's dirt cheap.. What?! 2.5 lakhs?!

That's not all! To remove the dent in the front, tinker it and paint...

It'll cost another 1.5 lakhs!

And in total, it'll cost 4 lakhs!

4 lakhs?! - Yep. 4 lakhs only!

How would a college going girl even have 4 lakh rupees?!

You look like a wealthy man! This damage won't even make a difference!

You can be generous and forgive me, right?

If only you'd said these words before throwing attitude at me...

I would've let you go thinking you were a poor girl!

But now.. There's no way out!

There's some kind of kick in putting cocky girls like you in your place!

Enough with your cock and bull story! Pay up and leave!

What do I do now?

Hey Sandhya!

You fool!

Bloody...!

Watch what I do to you!

Hello?

Your highness, are you still on your bed?!

Who the hell are you? - I'm your father!

How dare you?! - How dare you? You wimp!

When you're making a deal, shouldn't you complete it?

You think you can get away like that?

What business are you talking about? You must have called the wrong number!

I've called on the right number, you puppy!

I will slit your tongue if you call me a puppy!

Like I’ll obediently wait for you to cut my tongue!

Let me see what you can do! You doofus!

Bothering me in these wee hours! Who even are you?

I'm Arjun! - Arjun? Huh? Which Arjun are you?

Remember the Audi A6 that you damaged and escaped without paying up for?

I'm the owner of that car!

What? Oh my God! - Hello?

*INDISTINCT CONVERSATION*

Hello Nandini!

Well.. Hello!

Who is he Nandu?! He looks handsome!

He sent me a request on Facebook. I accepted it.

He's been bothering me since then!

Nandini? I only need two minutes. Please!

I'll be back girls. - Sure.

From fooling me and getting away to switching off...

...your phone when I call. You're pretty good at this!

Things will be great if you willingly sit in my car now...

If not, I'll carry you right here for everyone to watch!

Where is he taking me to? To the cops?

Or will he tie me up the chair and electrocute...

...me like they did in those retro films?

Please don't!

Oye? What's wrong?

I didn't do it on purpose. It was an accident.

This won't repeat again! Please forgive me and let me go?!

You're no niece of mine to let you go without paying!

Pay me my 4 lakh rupees and you're free to get out of here!

Do you think you're being reasonable?

How will I manage such a big amount out of nowhere?

I have nothing on me!

So you're indirectly telling me that you can't pay me, is that it?

Oh, no! I'm not telling that I won't.

It's just that I have no other way to do so!

A way? And if I show you the way?

What way? - Let me lead you to it!

Shall we head to a hotel?

What?! I'm not coming to any hotel! I'm not the kind of girl who does that!

Hold it! Neither am I a guy who does that!

I meant that we shall discuss this over a cup of coffee!

Poor girl! You're begging a lot!

I can't say no. Here's what we'll do.

I've always wanted to get kissed by a cute girl like you!

I shall waive of all the money you owe me!

Just give me two kisses! From your lips to mine. What say?

What did you say? A kiss?

And I should kiss you? Not happening!

What do you think a kiss is?

It's a precious gift that is intended for the guy..

...who will love me, marry me and care for me forever!

Fine! If that's what you want. Save it up carefully for your guy!

Pay for my damages! - I don't have anything. So, I won't pay!

If you don't, I'll call your parents and ask them to pay up!

And how will you find their numbers to call them?

This wallet has it all!

Please! I beg you! Just don't call my mother!

If my mother hears about this, she'll get me out college!

You're one big sham!

Please don't say that!

Fine! How old are you?

I'm 18-years-old!

You're 18? - Why?

I was wondering what all can be done with an 18-year-old!

Don't panic! Let me think.

So, tell me how many times you heart beats every minute?

72 times? - 72 times!

Same as mine!

Let's do this.. Be with me for 72 days!

With you? - As my assistant!

I do whatever my heart tells me to!

And so will you! You will do as I say!

Divide 4 lakhs by 72 days!

That would be Rs. 5,555 and 55 paise per day repaying my 4 lakhs in 72 days!

And for the education and personality you...

..possess, you'll never be able to earn so much!

72 days later, we both will be done with each other!

We'll be on our separate ways!

This is unfair! Do you think it’s right?

Aren't you overdoing it?

Not at all! - But I feel so!

I'm not agreeing to this!

That's okay. If you don't, I'll call your mother and ask her for the money!

Don't! Please! I'll do it!

What will you do? - The job!

Ah! I thought you meant something else!

Excuse me! Can I have a sheet of paper?

- Here!

There you go. Write down everything we discussed and sign below it!

Dumb guy! Getting my sign on a random paper!

Have you agreed to work as his assistant for 72 days...

..to repay the 4 lakhs you owe him?

Yes! - I'll get your agreement done...

But on one condition! - What is that?

After the agreement is done, I shall collect a report every week!

In those 72 days of being together...

In case you sympathize the girl, or end up falling for her...

What? Fall in love? With her?

If at all it happens, you can't compromise with each other!

You'll have to get the agreement cancelled from me!

Anything that happens between you two, be it..

...good or bad, it should happen in my presence. Is that okay?

I'm okay with it.

Then the agreement is on! Both the chumps are right here.

And since she's a girl, as per the government rules...

...make sure she works only for 8 hours.

She can stay and work longer, only if she wishes to!

You can't force her to stay back after 8 P.M.

Overnight duty is illegal and wrongful!

And as per the agreement, you will have to work without breaking the rules!

You can't avoid his calls, and will have to reply to his messages instantly!

And once in a week, she'll have to adjust for 12 hours in a day!

Adjust with you? - What? Why?

I'll be partying on weekends! That's why!

Are you okay with this? - I am okay..

But beyond 8 hours, it's considered as two days!

You're right. That's double call sheet! Okay?

Okay! - Shall I print it then?

Sure!

Here it is. The future of two fools!

There you go. Your agreement is ready. Put your signatures!

Here. Read the terms carefully and sign on it!

It's me. My account is in Karnataka bank!

You can transfer my fees to it. All this because of GST.

Okay. Done!

Excuse me? - Yes ma'am!

One plate of Mutton Biryani, Two plates of Chicken Tandoori.

A plate of Mutton Pepper fry, Three plates of Chicken Lollypops.

And one Chicken Tikka.

Anything for you sir?

Put that over here! - Okay, ma'am.

Oye!

Leave it! - No!

I'm not used to eating with my assistant. There you go!

Order your food outside, have it and wait for me.

I'll be back after my lunch!

Also.. the bill shouldn't cross Rs.100.

Got it? Go!

I'm so damn hungry!

My Chicken Tandoori!

He's eating all my food!

I hope you end up with diarrhoea!

Son of a glutton!

Boss! Your card!

Excuse me. Come here!

Will you grandpa open the car door? Open the door!

I have some work to do. Go home in an auto.

*INDISTINCT CONVERSAION*

Sit down. How come you never picked any of my calls yesterday?

My phone was in the silent mode. - I thought it was on vibration mode.

No no!

How long have you known that guy?

I know him since a long time!

Then the birds and the bees must have met on all levels!

No way! We haven't gone that far!

Actually I don't really like him!

He's constantly pestering me to love him.

If you're unsure, let me know. I shall make my move!

Woah! I'm also waiting in the queue!

You.. Quiet!

Nandu, if you really don't like him. Where did you guys go out in his car?

Let me tell you everything!

Well.. He came over. And I went along with him.

He took me out on a long drive.

Throughout the drive, he kept going on with his, "Nandu, I love you!" chants!

And if I marry him, he promised to be my assistant and take care of me forever!

And then? - He took me to a star hotel..

And despite my refusal to eat..

He kept ordering food and fed me like I was a baby!

And dropped me all the way back home. He's a good guy!

If I'd met a guy like this, I wouldn't have..

...let him get out of the room for a month!

He's great in every way.

But despite me telling him not to come to college, he did!

I didn't like that. What an Idiot!

Look. He's calling!

Hello? I'm coming right away! FRIENDS: She's so lucky right?

Good Morning! - Why are you late?

I was in college!

Okay. I'm letting you go because it's the first time!

It is important for me that I work with those who have a good sense of time!

Fine. Tell me what is it that I have to do!

My close friend Sheela..

Is tired after working out all night!

Before I finish showering, take her for a bath and get her ready!

If your friend Sheela got tired after playing with you, you bathe her!

Why should I? I won't!

And you'll have to shut it.. and obey me!

There's no Sheela here!

Look around properly. She must be walking around the treadmill!

There's no one here except for some dog on the treadmill!

I'll punch you if you call it a dog! She's my darling baby!

Name is Sheela! - Huh? Sheela?

Looks like a male dog!

He's a male. But he loves the song 'Sheela Ki Jawaani'.

So only the name, Sheela!

Enough with the chatter. Go and bathe him!

Sheela baby?

Why do you act like your boss? You're a good boy, right?

Look what I've got for you!

We're friends from today! Lend me your paw!

Your Sheela's ready!

Good!

She's my delicate darling.

I don't care if you're clean or not. But you should..

...take good care of my Sheela Darling. Got it?

Okay!

Hello? - Why aren't you here yet?

Did I not already inform you that I'll be late?

I'm in a class. I'll text you later. Bye!

I don't give a damn where you are! You better come when called!

Or else you know what's coming!

What happened?

Who called?

What's wrong? Why are you so tensed?

It's nothing. He's calling me over to his place!

If you're getting into jump into the bed in just over three days, you're very lucky!

Your boy's racing at the top speed! Go on!

'The heart yearns for the unseen sea'

How do I leave? - Get ready with our usual tactics!

Sir!

Nandini has collapsed! - What happened?

Low blood pressure! - Her body's gone cold!

She needs to get to the hospital!

Go on then! Take her! - Pick her up! Quickly!

Thanks gals! - You owe us a weather report tomorrow. Got it?

I shall tell you one hundred percent!

Bye! - Aye Nandu!

Keep this for your safety!

Huh? How do you girls have this?

We keep it ready to gift it to all our friends like you!

Fine. Bye! - Bye!

Just because I've signed an agreement, you can't call me at odd times!

I have restrictions too!

I can't come when I have college! - Look!

I've arranged a get together party for my friends today.

You'll have to serve them all!

Get ready!

Are those guys here to marry me so that I stand as a show piece in front of them?

That idiotic boss of yours will have it from me!

Serve them well.

How long have you been serving?

This is my first time!

You have zero dressing sense, zero beauty and structure!

Yet you girls come here to serve at a party! Give it to me!

Are you blind? You just ruined my expensive clothes!

But madam, you dropped it..

How dare you blame me for your mistake? Idiot!

Why are you crying?

-Boss -I asked you to serve!

Not to get served by her!

Let me go!

What did you say, you fatso?

When you barely drink two pegs in an hour yet throw so much attitude..

Imagine how cocky I can get when I can gulp down five shots in five seconds!

What did you say?

Don't I have any structure?

I'm a 32-26-28!

Literally a zero size!

All you got to do in a party is be on time, booze hard,..

...stuff food down your face and silently get going!

Instead you're bloody acting like a smug!

I'll slaughter you right here! Let me go!

Get lost! Let me deal with you when we meet again!

You fatso! Let me go!

It's fine that you beat her up! But why all the shouting?

When I drink alcohol, I can't control my body!

Alcohol? When did you drink that?

Did you not see me chug five shots in a jiffy?!

Wasn't that Soda?

What? Soda?!

Hello? - Yeah! Where are you?

I'm home!

Then what took you so long to pick my call?

I'm down with severe fever since yesterday!

I'm not even able to stand upright!

You don't have to come today. You can rest!

Okay!

I'm not going anywhere! I shall sleep and dance all day!

It's the same damn towel and it's a video from now! Where the hell is he?

Is he recording me with a camera?!

Hello? - Not bad, shorty!

You lie well and dance even better!

Be careful with the towel! Don't worry about it!

Turn around once

Take a few steps ahead my highness!

Lift your head up a bit and take a look!

Be downstairs in ten minutes, or these pictures..

...and the agreement will reach your mother!

Please don't! I'll be there!

He’s a bossy lad!

She’s a pompous woman!

He’s a bossy lad!!

She’s a pompous woman!

The two just can’tstand each other!

The two just can’t be at peace!

Like a Cobra and Mongoosethey tear each other down!

No matter what you do,they won’t get along!

He’s a bossy lad!

She’s a pompous woman!

When he calls her up, all she does..

..is lie that it wason silent mode…

She clearly bluffs!

Puts up an act!

Confront her and all she does is flatter!

Names him a mongrel.. A devil!

Curses him to dieout of an epidemic!

Their broil is no lessthan that of Tom and Jerry!

Even the Lord himselfcan’t resolve this!

He’s a bossy lad!

She’s a pompous woman!

All he told her wasto kiss him and leave..

Yet she refuses…

Sticks to him!Bothers the hell out him!

Follows his aroundlike the Pug dog!

Flaunts herself! Strikes poses!

Acts as if she’s possessedby Nagavalli’s sister!

Cock a doodle doo,the egg cracked hard!

In this game of fowl andcock, the knife broke!

Like a Cobra and Mongoosethey tear each other down!

Even the Lord himselfcan’t resolve this!

He’s a bossy lad!

She’s a pompous woman!

Are you out of your mind?

Can't you be in your senses while working?

Don't you have any common sense?

But, boss..

Workers like you need to be put in their place!

Little leniency from us and you'll take over the house!

Do you know who he is?

He's my close friend!

He just arrived from Dubai!

And you're screwing up his day as soon as he arrived!

It's okay Arjun! Let it be.

Dude, you don't understand this. Let me deal with it! Get out!

Excuse me?

Apologise!

Sorry! - It's okay!

How should assistants exit when the boss's around?

Sorry boss! - Get out!

You son of a gun!

Hello? - No matter what you've got to say!

I'm not working for you from tomorrow!

Do whatever you can do!

The reason for requesting our presence?

Oye! You asked for the chameleon to say something!

Isn't he here? Blurt it you doofus!

A chameleon?

I don't give a damn if he's here or if his father's here.

I'll repeat the same thing I told you! I'll not work for you!

And who'll let you go? I'll smack you on the head!

You're going to smack me! Touch me if you're man enough!

Quit watching like a freaking chimp and talk!

What do I say? - What do you mean?!

Do you even know how he spoke to me in front of his friend?

And the kind of insults he threw at me?!

To top it all! He's gotten a false document of Rs 4.5 lakhs..

...for repair that would have only cost 25,000!

My car's no Maruti 800 for it to cost Rs 25,000!

Don't you dare talk about my dad!

Fine! Can I talk about you mother then?

Don't you dare!

I'll whack you! How dare you..?! - What will you do now?

Let go both of you!

Aye beedi! I don't care how you'll convince him!

The agreement has to be cancelled! That's it!

Yeah, right! - Madam!

The agreement can't be cancelled at your whim!

Once agreed upon, you should follow it!

If you can't cancel an agreement you...

...made it yourself, what sort of a dumb lawyer are you?!

No matter what you say!

No way am I going to work from tomorrow!

Ask him to do as he pleases!

Hello madam? - What is it?

About my fee?

Wait?! Don't! It's okay! No need. You can go!

Sir?

My fees? - I'll give you one..!

I trusted them and came without fuelling my bike!

Time to push it!

Who's it?

Your dad!

Please! Go from here! - Move it! You..!

Aye! Who are you?

Hello Uncle! My name is Arjun!

My attitude puts me in a different class. As for now, I'm your daughter's boss!

Boss? What do you mean?

Feel free to ask your daughter!

What the hell is he talking? - Mom.. The thing is!

Who is this guy? - She won't tell you!

She's a scaredy cat now! Allow me! One fine day..

And out of the blue.. She's refusing to work and has dared me to do as I please!

If you can pay me back my money, I'll leave this place!

Why all the money? Haven't I worked all these days?

Shut your mouth!

What if he really comes home?

Hi!

What ever happened to all the drama you pulled off last night?

Yet you're here!

You have to!

What's the matter? - It's just that..

I thought of ending the deal forever!

As in? - Didn't you tell me that day?

That if I give you two kisses, you'll waive off all the money.

I did! So what?

I came here to kiss and seal the deal!

If you're still okay with it, I'm okay too!

I always stick to my words.

But I'll kiss you only once! - And why's that?

Haven't I already worked for ten days?

Okay then.

Are you comfortable here? Or do you want to go inside?

Oh no! I'm fine here.

Then I'm ready! - So am I!

Why? What's wrong?

What if you don't return the agreement papers after we kiss?

Like I told you. I stick to my word!

And I don't trust it!

Hand me the papers first and I shall kiss you!

Yeah, right!

You think you can trick me? What if you don't kiss me after I hand in the papers?

I'll not fall for that! You go first!

Neither will I! You first!

You don't trust me and I don't trust you!

Here's what we'll do! Let the chameleon decide on this!

Fine! Call him!

I don't know where you are. You better be home in two minutes!

Sir, you gave me two minutes, I'm here in one.

Tell me, sir! - She wants to kiss and end the deal!

Go on then! - Apparently, she doesn't trust me.

She wants a witness for it!

So only we called you here! - You want me to watch a live kiss?

Give me a minute!

If they kiss and close the deal. I'll lose out everything!

I'll have to ensure that they don't kiss at any cost!

Who's giving what first?

First she kisses! - First, I need the agreement!

Cool it down! I'm here, right? Let me take care of it!

I have an idea! What is it?

Let me toss a coin!

Come heads and the agreement goes first!

Come tails and you'll have to kiss first.

Is that okay? - Okay!

Tails! You'll have to kiss first! Go on!

I don't believe this! There's something fishy in it!

Suggest something else! - Something else?!

How about we choose chits?

As in? - As in...

One of these two chits say 'Agreement' and the other says 'Kiss'!

I'll mix them well. Then put them into his hands and choose one!

Whatever appears will happen first. Is this okay?

This is better.

Lay your hands out!

There you go! The nature has spoken!

It says 'Kiss' again. Your turn. Go on!

I asked you to kiss him.

I won't!

How did only my name appear in both these choices?

I knew that you both were together in it!

I'm sure now!

Screw this! I'll continue with the agreement, I will not kiss!

Hello?

He asked me to get to the hotel, that's fine!

But why did he call me to the room?

What if something goes wrong?

I'll scream for help and run away!

Ma'am? - What?

May I come in?

Friends! This Sunday it's time for Goa!

Ummm.. Nandini! This Sunday is my friend's wedding in Goa!

We're all going!

You're coming too!

You want me to come? - Yeah! Why?

Excuse us please? Come over for a minute!

I can't come to Goa!

My parents don't allow me to go anywhere!

They won't agree to it! - And if they do?

As in? - That's not your concern.

If they're okay with it, you are too, right?

Like he'll convince my parents, and I'll end up going!

Hello?

What is it? - It's nothing!

If I come to Goa, count everyday as three days!

Why is that? - Won't I be spending 24 hours with you?

Here I work for eight hours. There I'll be working for twenty four hours!

You'll have to reduce three days for every day I spend over there. Is that okay?

We shall do it!

Dear! Look at this.

We've won a 5-day trip to Bangkok in a Big Bazaar lucky draw contest!

Dumbo!

It's all a scam!

They try to hack our bank accounts with such scams.

Get going!

Will you check the door? - Yes.

Madam, Your courier!

Please sign here!

There you go!

Didn't you call it a scam? The flight ticket's here!

We'll have to leave tomorrow!

Let's hurry up! We'll end up missing the flight!

Nandu, be careful with the house! We shall be back soon!

Bye child!

Bye dad!

Hey Shiva!

Hi Arjun!

Who's this new entry?

She's my... friend!

And how come all of you are here four days before?

My dear boy! Four days from now, you'll turn into an uncle and aunty!

Before that, we intend to enjoy our bachelor life!

Let's not waste a single minute of it!

Dude, ask your driver to take this luggage and throw it the room!

What about you guys? - Goa!

Everyone's here. But Jaggi didn't make it!

Where is he? - Doesn't he always enter specially?

Your location is here. Get off!

You look like James Bond! - Nope! I only drink the Tiger brand!

You drive really well!

I'm used to riding a sugarcane loaded vehicle!

Take it! - Thank you!

Just a second!

Take this. My visiting card.

I provide service in the night too. Call me whenever you need me.

I'll be there!

Hello? - Dude, where even are you?

Where are you? - At the Marbela beach!

I'm right next to you.

Hey guys!

Everyone's in shorts and I'm not able to differentiate between the men and women!

Take this! Catch it!

Our girls are so good at catching things!

This one's for me!

What's with you?

I promised to set up a showroom for you, yet you're still stuck with a bullet bike!

The joy of picking and dropping can't be found in a showroom!

Mine's a self-serviced life!

No matter what I do, I'll do it with my money and on my bike!

Who is she?

Ugh.. She's my assistant!

Your assistant? A babe like this?

When she got out of the water, my beer slipped away!

Looking at her walk, my heart got locked!

I feel like loving her!

Please help me out!

You don't know about her. Don't!

But you do and that's enough. Please help me out!

But the thing is... - Dude!

Will you help your friend out or not?

Won't you? Fine! Don't!

She suffers from strokes at times! Is that okay?

Not just at times. No matter when it does, it's okay!

She's so damn cute! I'll get her treated by a good doctor!

You help me out! - If you still don't want to listen. Fine!

Let me sort it out.

No. I'll give it to her

Hello?

I'm Jaggi, Arjun's friend. Self-driver.

Aged 28. Height: 6ft. Blood group: O+ve and I'm in Goa!

Here!

What is this? - It's okay. Keep it!

What for?

Nandu, sometimes God makes terrible mistakes!

It's okay. It'll come of use.

But.. The thing is..

As women can't share everything with everyone.

Apart from their parents, God would have placed someone like me!

Please, keep it! - But why?

Keep it as my gift! - Gift?

Things will get better with time. Bye.

"Together.. In comfort.."

Must be a dimwit!

"This place is no good, filled with trouble!"

"And tonight, if you come over for me.." Looks she won't!

And my desires... Wait, my ball!

Why did she throw this away?

Poor her! She might have gotten worried about everyone knowing!

"Together...!"

No matter what. Goa's awesome! - Hi!

Look at them hogging like pigs. Nobody even bothered asking!

"Together.. In comfort.."

"In unison we shall walk ahead..."

"Converse together..."

I'm here right?

She should fall for my style!

Want a bite?

She felt shy!

It's delicious!

You want the girl, huh?

You.. Are you out of your mind?

Aren't we all playing together? Don't you have the sense to stick to us?

If you act cocky and roam all alone, this is what'll happen!

No. The thing is..!

I don't know why I chose to bring you along! Damn it!

"Flood in O' sea! Flood in O' salty sea!"

Aye Jaggi! - Huh?

Nandu, what are you doing here?

Will you take me to the casino?

If you wish, not just the casino. I'll take you to Kashmir!

Jaggi, shall we play? - Yeah, okay.

Jaggi, we'll win, right? - For sure.

Another 1.45 lakhs. That is all! - You will win it. Don't worry.

Nandu, what's with these puny bets?

If you aim, aim for the sky!

What are you doing? - Choose one of them.

Again 22.

Woah! My money!

Please Jaggi, not so much.

I'm an expert. Just that I'm not addicted to it.

Spin!

Twenty two!

Oh shit! I've lost all my money!

Why did you do this?

I lost for the first time ever. I've been cheated.

Wait. I'm here right?

Just a minute.

Nandu. Go on. Play.

Jaggi! What's all this?

My suit isn't as important as you! You play.

It's gone! I've lost it all! What do I do?

Oye! What are you looking at? No one will pay for this.

What do I do now?

They'll serve alcohol to all the losers.

Let's drink our fill and get back to the hotel!

"When alcohol gets inside.."

"The girl will go on and bend!"

"My pant's gone, so is my suit" - Aye, Jaggi!

Come forward ya!

What happened dear? Tell me baby!

Aww.. Are you here baby?

Why are you slapping me? - When you did take me..

Shouldn't you have taken me to a winning place?

Is my dad running a casino for me to know the winning place?

Why the hell did you take me, if you had no idea? You loser!

How dare you call me a loser after getting drunk?

You're blabbering nonsense after getting sloshed!

Who's sloshed? You or me?

Let's check and decide! - Fine! Go ahead.

Fine then. Repeat after me.

Sixty six! - Sishtty siss!

Not like that! - How else?

It's not Sishtty siss! It's Sishtty siss!

Sishtty siss! I said it! I did it!

Sishtty siss!

Argh! Sishtty siss! Sishtty siss! Sishtty siss!

I'm saying the same damn thing!

You're the one who's drunk and talking nonsense!

You drunkard!

How dare you call me a drunkard!

Where's the key? Here it is! Hold it!

Hold it tightly!

Gone! Everything's gone!

I've lost everything!

Hold it longer and it'll be completely gone!

Aye Jaggi! Come here sweetie pie!

What is it? - Jaggi!

If only I'd won a lot of money..

I would have thrown the money I owe Arjun on his face.

I would've given you a grand party.

And then without bothering to tell anyone, I would have flown back to Bengaluru!

Where are we now?

We're by the shores in search of a location!

What for? - A wedding's happening here tomorrow!

Whose wedding is it? - Your parents'!

Since you weren't in their wedding photo. They're..

...getting married again to get a picture with you!

Is it? So nice of them, right?

Come. Let's get your parents dressed up!

So? The plan's to win all the money..

...in a casino and pay me back is it?

You stand no chance! Until your time's over..

...you'll have to be with me!

And come with me, wherever I go!

Dude!

If I look at Nandu, I just can't take my eyes off her!

Yuck! You and..

Dude, speak of her and she's walking towards us!

This is the right time. Tomorrow we'll all leave town!

Muster some courage and propose to her!

Dude!

Ask me to slash a hundred men, and I will!

But when it comes to a girl...

I know you very well! Enough with the drama!

Go ahead! - Do you mean it?

Excuse me! - What is it?

I've something personal to talk about. Let's go somewhere!

It's okay. Tell me!

I've decided to give you my life!

Your life? What does that mean?

It means.. Life!

I'm in love with you, Nandini!

Love? - Yes Nandini! You heard it right!

When I saw you walk out of the sea, I liked you!

When you came closer, I felt some discomfort..

...in my chest and later heard the thundering from inside!

I realised only later that it was the thunder of love!

Nandini!

I love you!

I'm letting you go because you have human rights. Or else..!

Have you ever looked at yourself in the mirror? And you think you can love me?

Why the hell shouldn't I?

Everybody have their own share of problems! I'm a bit dark and frail! That's all!

Don't you have your own problems? - What problem do I have?

Don't you get convulsions?

Convulsions? Who told you so?

Your boss!

Oh! So that's why you were giving me a key to hold!

Nah! I was inviting you home for dinner instead of a restaurant!

Don't blabber! Call him here! - Argh! Let me call him! Arjun!

Where did he go? - How dare you lie!

Aye! Why should I lie? You get seizures!

Don't you dare say it again!

I will say it! What will you do? Nandini has seizures!

Nandini gets seizures!

What a moron!

Jaggi, dive!

Woah! I'm scared as hell! I'm not doing it. My body's shivering!

Jump Jaggi. You'll be fine!

I'm my mother's only son! I won't!

Like my mother has a hundred!

How will I know? It's not like I've checked!

Enough with the drama! Jump now!

Jaggi! Come on!

Why are you chickening out?

There's water below, you'll be fine!

If I survive till I get to the bottom, then fine!

What if I die midway? I'm not doing this!

Nothing will happen!

I'm saying the same. Nothing has happened yet in my life!

There's safety..

What's with the stare down? Go jump!

In case you weigh more, the chances of rope getting cut is higher. Be careful!

The thing is.. I weigh 53 kilos.

So you weight 53? That's fine.

One should share the right weight like me, get the rope tied...

...praise Lord Hanuman and dive off!

If so, go ahead and fall.

I know how to make someone fall for me, not fall myself!

All the best!

A girl's doing it. You'll be fine. Just close your eyes and leap.

If something still goes wrong, there's insurance!

Why should I die for someone else to live well?

If you're so interested to jump, make me your insurance benefactor and go ahead!

Excuse me, sir? Will you jump? - Not at all. I can't!

What is this Jaggi? - Then let me remove your harness.

Sir, you get ready to go next.

Having been your temporary assistant all these days..

I feel like being your permanent assistant!

I miss you!

I like you!

I really love you Arjun!

You’re my first!You shall be my last!

I don’t need another soul.

Until I shall breathe my last..

You need to stand by me!

Go on and love me once..

Showering all thelove you have for me!

For our next seven livesof affection, begins today.

You’re my first!You shall be my last!

I don’t need another soul.

You’re here for meand I’m here for you!

And together, let our lovereach the edges of the sky.

The sea lives for its waves..

And the rains existfor the earth.

And my soul thrives,anticipating your call of love.

Invite me into your palace of love..

Let a parade in thegolden palanquin await me.

You are the reason for it all!

For our next seven lives ofaffection, begins today.

Even if I breathe my last,you’re the soul to my heart!

For I want to love youendlessly and tirelessly!

Let every step ofmine, lead me to you..

Wherever you go, let yourshadow come along with me!

For I have acceptedyou from my heart..

Gazing at you, I havebecome speechless.

You're the reason for it all!

For our next seven livesof affection, begins today.

Hey Sheela baby! You're so cute!

What are you staring at?

At your sister who's dressed up so well?

Let me tell you. I'm going to propose to my guy!

How do I look?

I'm going to propose for the first time! Say something.

Come on!

Fine. Let me tell you.

Arjun.. The thing is..

At first I used to get really angry with you.

I would curse you for troubling me so much and wonder why!

Over time, I've started liking the anger too.

I'm here to express that liking.

I love you Arjun.

I love you so much!

I love you a lot.

I like you even more.

Do you love me?

How was my proposal? Great, right?

Your approval is final! I shall go and propose!

Wish me luck!

Arjun?

Hey Nandini, what's all this? You look great!

Your dressing style has changed!

What's special?

Umm.. I had something to tell you.

Even I had something to tell you. Wait a minute.

What could it be?

Let's see. Let him go first!

Ummm.. Nandini! You said you had something to tell?

You said the same too.

You go first! - No! You go first.

The thing is..

The thing is..

Nandini..

I'm no more your boss, nor are you my assistant.

I shall never do anything to anger you.

I won't torture you for any reason.

And won't force you to do things either!

Also.. there's no need to be my temporary assistant anymore!

I've been meaning to tell you all this since many days.

The time was never right.

There's a right time to share everything that the heart has to say!

The time's come now.. But.. You...!

I don't know how to tell you, Nandini!

Nandini. The thing is!

On this day...

The agreement we made has come to an end!

You don't have to come to work from tomorrow!

You're a free bird from today, Nandini! A free bird!

This is what you wanted to talk about, right?

I knew it, Nandini! That you wouldn't forget about today!

And that you would ask for it right in the morning!

Why is why, before you could ask, I tore it away!

Am I not awesome?!

As per the agreement, all those rules end today. Let the past be in the past!

If at all you feel that I've troubled you too much..

Don't take it to your heart!

No matter how many assistants I'll have in my life, you'll be the best of them all!

And for the hard work done all these days, here's some bonus..

You don't have to work today. You can go home!

For someone who did it all these days, today won't really be a burden.

There's still five hours for our agreement to end.

I'll stay until then. - Okay.

Ummm.. Nandini. You can come over whenever you feel like it.

Oh, you're here!

Arjun had called. To tell me that the agreement ends today.

How did you end the agreement by yourselves?

Being a lawyer, I'll have to finish complete the legalities.

He has given his signature, if you also do the same. My job here is done!

I'll close the agreement today.

Take it!

What are you wondering?

Haven't you been waiting for this day? It's finally here.

If you sign on it, I'll be done and I shall leave.

Let me tell you this. I took up this case as a professional lawyer!

And now that it's all coming to an end,..

... I see myself more as your brother or family!

Which is why I tell you this.

Don't recklessly make decisions and get into trouble with boys like him!

Your parents would've brought you up with loads of affection!

One life is all we get!

But we need to shape it really well!

I hope you will.

I shall leave now!

Today's my last day here. Your sister won't be coming again!

"Hey Boss, This is your assistant Nandini!"

"I won't be coming back here. So only I'm wishing you now"

"Happy Birthday in advance!"

"I'd never given much thought about anything before I came here."

"I believed that my life's all about dreams and that it's my world"

"But none of the dreams I've had till date have come true."

"Because I've always dreamt of everything in the mornings."

"And ever since I became your assistant in the 72 days.."

"You've taught me well about how to behave, how to interact and..

...how to address those with class, and also to understand where I stand."

"You're a very good teacher!"

"All these experiences will help me in life"

"And I shall lead my life with these lessons."

"Thank you very much. Goodbye!"

Thank you, Nandini. Thank you so much!

Sir, your coffee!

Why did you get two cups? - You just asked me to.

Excuse me? Two cups of coffee, please? - I asked you to order only one.

I felt like drinking one too. You can drink here..

...while I shall stand over there and drink mine!

Get down! - Huh?

What are you staring at? Get down!

There are stray dogs across this street! Please drop me a little ahead?!

Did I not refuse to? Get down!

Else I'll drop you right back where I picked you from!

What?! No! I'll go on my own.

Look! They're all barking at me!

If I go through them, they'll bite me for sure!

It's okay. Let them bite. I shall take you to the hospital for the antidotes!

Give me back my phone! - Let me go or I'll break it right away!

Sorry! Don't! - Let's sit down and discuss. Okay?

I know you're in need of money.

Here! Give me my phone!

For this money, you could have two new phones, right?

I can buy thousand such phones!

But if I lose the memories this phone holds..

Even millions won't bring it back!

It is filled with sweet memories!

What kind of sweet memories?

If just having that girl's photo would evoke sweet memories!

Imagine if the girl was in your life, your...

...life would be filled with sweet memories!

We never realise the value of our loved ones when they're with us!

But once they leave us, we'll start to feel a pain...

...that no doctor in the world can cure!

Sorry if I spoke something wrong. Thank you for the money!

Arjun!

Arjun! I've been looking all over the house for you and here you are!

Aye, Jaggi! When did you come down?

You haven't picked my calls since three days.

I got worried and came to check on you!

What happened? - Nothing happened!

Quit bluffing and tell me!

I want Nandini! - Nandini? Huh?

Who? Your assistant? - Don't call her that!

What else does one call an assistant? The President?

What now? Are you in love?

It is common to fall for everyone we see!

I don't know all that! I want Nandini.

Why are you behind the girl who gets seizures all the time?

Jaggi!

- I get that the matter has become serious now!

I see that the matter's serious now. Let's get her somehow. Move it!

This is her house!

Nandini?

Uncle, no one's home. They've all gone out!

Hi Sandhya! - Hey Arjun, right?

How come you're here? - I'd gone looking for Nandini!

Why would she be here? Tomorrow's her wedding, right?

Her wedding?

Where is it happening? - In Madikeri!

Then why are you here? - I had some work to finish.

So only, I'm going now! - Fine then. Let's go in my car!

Why are you going there? - Jaggi put this in the car!

Did he think of me as a porter?

Arjun!

Dude! The ball's no more in our court.

How come you're wearing the dress?

On my way here, a photographer started forcing me to..

...wear it and kept praising that I'll look good in the pictures.

So only I wore it. Am I looking good?

You look great. Let me punch you in your face!

It's getting late for the ceremony. Take it off soon!

Fine!

Looks like the ball's still in our court.

I'll teach you a lesson! - Let her be!

She made a fool out of us!

I thought of giving her a hug and a kiss to make..

...sure that she doesn't outsmart anyone again!

Let her go now!

At least she got me back to my girl.

Let's go Jaggi!

Nandu!

Hey Nandu!

Are you talking to me? Who are you again?

What question is that?

After all those days of being together, don't you know who I am?

In this journey called life, we meet a lot of people!

You can't remember everyone, right?

Tell me. What is it?

I had to talk something with you! - Excuse me?

Respect! - I'm sorry!

Ms. Nandini, can I talk to you for a minute?

I don't talk to strangers!

Nandu? Please!

Why are you doing this? Why won't you talk to me?

Who are you again? A friend, a lover or family?

What are you to me?

I don't what I am to you. But for me..

I want you to be my everything!

I don't know what it is with me! I'm very disturbed!

Until you were around, I never realised how important you were to me!

But once you left home..

I've realised your value!

Without my own knowledge, I've developed a liking for you!

So? - I love you, Nandu!

I can't live without you.

I need you in my life.

I know that I've insulted you each and every day when you were with me!

If I've hurt you unknowingly, I'm extremely sorry, Nandu!

Are you done?

It's all beginning now!

I intend to uphold the agreement of love all my life!

I'm sorry. Neither do I have such intentions, nor will I ever have it!

I stopped dreaming long ago!

Nandu!

Let go of my hand!

This is the first and last time! If this repeats again..

Things will turn ugly!

"Life's a tonic bottle. Shake it well even after use!"

Jaggi! All those days she spent with me,..

...she acted like she didn't know me at all!

Is she our mother to look at our ugly picture..

...in the Aadhaar card and keep loving us forever?

You're right.

The guy in a girl's social media picture keeps changing every minute!

Jaggi, where will she go from here? She'll have to come to Bengaluru, right?

I'll handle her over there! I won't spare her!

She won't be coming to Bengaluru anymore!

Miss smarty pants! I'll smash this bottle against your head!

Go drown yourself in the free alcohol! Like she won't come..

Quiet Jaggi! I'll talk to them. What do you mean?

She got a Mutual Transfer Certificate and has moved..

...to a college here and has taken up music classes!

She will stay back in Madikeri. We're leaving in the..

...morning. So we thought of telling you about it!

We shall leave now!

Aye Jaggi! What are they even saying?

What does this mean?

It means that your love has gone down the drain!

You think so? Then I shouldn't stay in the place where my love failed!

Wake me up at 5 A.M. We shall leave this place!

5 A.M. would be too late. Let's leave at 4:55!

As you wish! But still.. Deep down, It's hurting me!

What are you doing?

Love is like alcohol! When should drink a lot of it and puke it all out!

Hold it! Not yet!

If your lover ditches you.Dude you gotta bear with it!

If she spits on you and walks away.Dude you gotta wipe it all away!

If your emotions go overboard.Dude drink it all away!

If you want to forget it all.Dude you gotta puke it all away!

Dude, there she is. Nandu!

Dude, Nandu, is all I want!

Take it easy, dude!

Take it easy, dude!

If she appears in your dreams.Dude take a selfie!

If you meet her for real.Dude slap your cheeks!

If a bottle's broken into pieces.Dude they can be stuck together!

I feel like am dying.Dude love is such a thing!

All the alcohol’s burning in me!The pain inside is dancing in me!

The world has turnedtopsy turvy to me!

They promise upon our hearts,But leave us blaming it all on parents!

Yet she appear in mysleep during the dawn..

...and flatters me more!Goddamn it!

They love us formonths, yet leave..

...us for petty reasons!Damn it!

If the sun appears at night,dude don’t you believe it!

Dude, tell yourself thatyou girl’s also the same!

Dude, Nandu is mine!

Nandu is surely mine!

Take it easy, dude!

Take it easy, dude!

Mom asked me to be careful..Dude, did you forget to be so?

My eyes are tearing up now..Dude, that’s where it’s supposed to!

I thought she was my life.Dude, life is different!

I don't know what's next!Dude, such is life!

Love letters.. Empty sheets..Video calls.. Empty screen!

Not reachable even whennext to each other!

It’s all fine, but the ego remains...The same old heart and love stays!

As the branded watch ticks,my time’s gone wrong!

I aspire to build her ahouse in the skies! Damn it!

I wish to write my heart away to her!Damn it!

Women wear a red dot,dude do you know why?

It’s a sign of danger,dude so just stay away!

Dude, Nandu, is mine!

Nandu is surely mine, dude!

Take it easy, dude!

Take it easy, dude!

Arjun!

What is it? - Wake up! It's getting late!

Where to? - Didn't you tell me last night..

To wake you up at 5 A.M. It's already 8 A.M.

Let's get going!

Dude, people talk random stuff when drunk.

You shouldn't take my words seriously!

Jaggi.. In some people's life, girls fall in love and then put an end to it!

And in other cases, they end things and then fall in love!

My girl's done the same. She has put a full stop now.

I shall start right from there and love her all over again.

Didn't you get me?

I intend to fall in love all over again!

You're welcome to stand by me and support me! Or else, you're free to go!

I'll stay back. But where to stay?

When God's given me a girl to love, won't he give me a place to sleep?

Jaggi! How do you find the house?

It's just about okay. Even though it doesn't match my palace in Goa..

I will manage with this place for now!

Oye blackie! Hand over the ball! - You.. come here!

So much for his tiny size!

I'll smack you in the face! Whom are you calling as blackie?!

What else do I call your dark face? A snow angel?

Hand me the ball! - I won't! Get lost!

You won't? Gather up team!

You won't give me the ball, huh? Watch me!

You look like a damn West Indies tribal.

I'll whack you with the wicket! Give us the ball!

Erm.. I will! Here!

It'll be worse if I lose two balls for the sake of one!

Looks like you're new here!

Yes, madam! - What are you here for?

Can't you make it out from their faces? They must have come in search of a girl!

Matter of love, huh?

Is it one sided or a two way story? - Huh? One way!

Why would we come all the way if it was a success?

Shut your face and stand right there!

Isn't she trying to have a conversation with him?

Why are you poking your stuff in between?

Babe, you go on! - You look like a good boy.

A cute boy!

Thank you! - Your love story has all our support!

Give him a five! - Thank you guys!

Oh, is it?!

Is he still in town?

He's doing all this for me. Don't look at him. Let's go!

Why are you following me? - Fine. I shall walk beside you.

Look there!

Do you know what that butterfly is following the other one? For love!

You're the butterfly in the front! And I'm the butterfly behind it!

Show me someone who can love even a bit more than I do..

I shall stop following you from that very moment!

Do I look like a psycho like you?

I don't even want to see or talk to you!

What's with that sad response from her?

Jaggi! She told me not to talk to her!

But.. never asked me to stop loving her!

If you let go your girl because she scolded you..

You'll lose your love forever!

Even if our lover ditches us, gets engaged and is about..

...to marry someone else; Until she's tied the knots..

We should continue loving her with the same feelings!

Only then can we win our love back!

Women can change their mind at any time!

But our effort should continue sincerely!

God bless you!

I swear on God, it wasn't me! - It wasn't me either!

If it wasn't us, who was the moron who whistled?

That was me!

Sorry!

We got spat on for your mistake!

This is inevitable! It's all fair in love!

I have a matchstick with me. Can I have a cigarette please?

Just a single one?

So.. Where does your love story stand?

It has only begun now! What about yours?

I was hoping for one to succeed and tried multiple subjects..

Nothing seemed to work out!

What did you do then? - Arranged Marriage!

Phew! Your life must be awesome then!

Awesome in what way?

If I had three love stories, my wife had six of them!

The marriage ended in seven days..

I got divorced!

Then what are you up to these days?

I'm helping out lovers like you.. with my flowers!

You're a flower seller then!

Hold it! I'm no flower seller, I'm a beautiful flower merchant!

Right from delivering birthday bouquets..

To fluffing up flowery beds on first nights..

To laying down daisies on a dead body. I own all the contracts!

I have my own flower shop!

Take care then! Bye!

Excuse me!

I have one matchstick left. Can I get one last cigarette?

For tomorrow?

Thank you! What is this?

I only asked for one cigarette and you're giving me the entire pack!

That's a full packet, but there's only one cigarette in it!

Auto!

Where to madam? - To Gaalibeedu!

Gaalibeedu huh? That would be Rs.500. - Sure!

Boss, I need to reach close by, Premabeedu!

I'll pay you Rs.400. - Premabeedu? I've never heard of it!

I'm paying you Rs.500! - I'm ready to pay Rs.800!

I shall pay Rs.1000! - What?!

If she's ready to pay Rs.1000, go ahead and take her!

Something fishy is going on here!

Umm.. I can't take you! - But I’ll pay a thousand!

Not just a thousand, even if you'll pay..

...me ten thousand. I won't take you! Got it?

Nandu! Get in!

Hey there! Get in!

Why didn't you take her?

If a girl whom a boy loves doesn't talk to him. It's fine!

Just ten minutes with her suffices!

They will fill their hearts just by looking at her!

When there's a chance for it, If I take her away looking at the money..

What's the point of being Shankar Anna’s fan?

You've no idea how many times I've watched Auto Raja!

It's right here on my phone!

Boss! Give me five! You're awesome!

Will you ride the rickshaw? - No, why?

Then let go of my hand!

Right here is it?

If it rains more, we shall meet again!

Jaggi! This is dad's car! - Yep! He's here. Let's go in!

Hey Dad! - Hey Arjun!

How are you my son?

And what's all this? I came down to Bengaluru for you!

And here you are for a girl. Wasting your time!

Should I learn about you from the others?

This isn't you.

Dad, I would never do anything that'll put your honour at stake!

I like Nandini a lot. I'm very fond of her!

Is she that beautiful? - I don't know about that.

But you've also told me about mom, remember?

About her looks, her qualities and so on?

She has every quality that you mentioned mom had!

Shall I convince her then?

I've fallen for her. I'll get her to say yes!

I'll make sure that on mom's birthday this year, she'll be standing in front of you!

And if I can't..

I shall marry the one you choose!

I will never hurt you dad!

I know my son very well.

Sharath! Ravi!

My Sheela baby!

It's been so long since I saw you!

You're angry, right?

Just because there's someone new in our lives,..

We should never ignore those who've always been with us.

Sorry dad! - It's okay.

Take care son.

Hold on!

The bus got away!

Shall I pick you up and drop you?

No thanks!

Mustafa's here!

What's up with all of you? Standing in the middle of the road?

What's your problem? - I just missed getting on my girl's bus!

Why worry? Let me take you in my royal chariot!

Yeah, sure!

You're an extravagant man! You deserve an extravagant place!

Sit among the flowers comfortably!

What about me? - You're anyways broken..

You deserve to sit in the front!

And where will she get to sit?

All my workouts have kept my thighs strong!

It's okay if it's difficult, she can sit by my lap!

Umm.. okay!

Don't crib about it!

Oye! Move to the other side!

Feel free huh?

Sir.. Can I join too?

There's another passenger! - Women are welcome!

Don't worry! - Move in, let me come in!

Jaggi: My niece resembles you a lot!

Look's like the bus taking my girl has flattened out!

Mustafa? - Yes boss!

Is there any space left in the front?

All thanks to you, it's jam packed in here!

Let the vehicle take it slow!

The public should wonder if one can..

...go any slower. I'll move that slowly !

Boss! Tell me why should you wait every day,..

...miss the bus and end up with stress?

See! This is a simple and beautiful flower shop!

Why can't you work for me?

You'll have both a job and money with you!

Your girl will walk by everyday and you can enjoy that!

Your salary's 10k and you'll get a quarter of whisky every day. Is this okay?

I'm okay with it. What about him?

This is a piece of junk you seem to be keeping with you!

I'll feed him twice a day and a quarter of OC for him will do.

Sounds great. Just discuss the timings with him once!

Don't worry about the timings! - You.. Wait up

I'm a perfectionist when it comes to my job and time! - Very good..

My lad and I will be up at 8 A.M.! - Great..

We shall drop her to college at 9 A.M. - Very nice!

We'll go to bed at 10 A.M.!

Again at four in the evening, we'll drop his girl back to her PG from college!

We'll go to bed again at 6 P.M.!

I wonder what you'll do in the night!

We'll sleep! - And in the mornings?

We'll go to bed!

I don't see how going to bed and sleeping are different!

To go to bed, we'll have to force our eyes to close to nap!

To sleep, our eyes will automatically close for a nap!

Makes sense! And in the remaining two hours, I should expect you to work!

You can negotiate the salary a bit!

You also expect me to pay!

Think about it!

And if it's okay.. - I still haven't given it a thought!

We need a holiday on the weekends.

And why's that?

So that we can peacefully rest at least for two days!

You son of a gun!

Don't ever come back!

Take a look at that booty! - Such a fine babe!

What is this dude?

A back shot of a babe!

I'm uploading it on Facebook for everyone to get a nice look at it!

How do you like that back?

Looks damn good! But there's no fun in..

...just checking out her back on Facebook!

Give a good show of the front side, right...

...and left profile, and the entire piece..

There's a lot more fun in watching it!

Uploading things on Facebook is an old trend!

It's all about going live now.

Hey guys, this is Arjun!

Till date you would have watched our Hattrick hero fight, Kiccha fight...

..Challenging star, Power Star, Rocking Star and our Action Prince fight.

I'm someone who's been inspired by them!

Watch me fight.. Live!

Hey, I'm Jaggi! I'm going to go all wacky!

Fine. Let me show you. Wait!

Kuttappa huh?

Stop it! Is your name Sloshed Seena? - Yep!

Why do you ask?

Apparently he owes Kuttappa Rs.3000 for liquor! He's commented here.

He will pay for the investment, I'll repay him with interest!

Apparently the fight's too far away. Shoot it in close-up!

If you've liked my live fight. Follow me.

This is the final touch!

Hello friends! Thank you for watching our fight live!

Feel free to follow the trend of going live like this!

It turned off at the right time!

Or else they would have screwed us in the comments!

Hello girls?

How did you make it inside?

When the driver's mine, won't the bus come along?

You.. look in the front and drive! - I'm also taking a look in the front!

That poor nun's been standing all the while!

Isn't it wrong to let her stand while you sit? Get up, Nandu!

Do sit.

You smell nice. What shampoo's that?

Oye, Nandu! - Don't touch me!

What's wrong with you? Why are you torturing me so much?

Please let me be in peace!

Disappear for a few days!

Maybe then I'll sleep peacefully!

Just go! Get lost! Go on!

Where's he Nandu? I don't see him around.

I took him to task yesterday. He must have gone absconding!

Aye Nandini! What do you think of Arjun?

How dare you!

How dare you ask my bro to leave the town for three days?

You're spiralling out of control by the day!

You will regret it all!

You think you're too beautiful?!

Just because he's loving you, you seem to be acting up a lot!

You think you can find someone better than my brother? Get lost!

Move it! Drat!

Girls of today have lost it.

Especially that girl named Nandini is of no good!

We should tell Arjun to let go of her and love someone else!

Madam, please sit here instead!

Why’s that? - It's reserved for the day!

It's a long story. That day I was going to clean table..

Aye! Wait up!

Don't touch that glass!

But why?

My girl drank coffee from this.

I want this glass! - I can't do that. My boss won't agree!

What does this cost? - Over hundred rupees..

I'll pay you a thousand bucks. I want this coffee cup.

No one else should ever sit on this table! - But why?

My girl sat on this table. Only she should sit here!

Until the day when she sits in front of me and has coffee..

This table and chair should remain empty!

Reserve it for life!

Tell me what this cafe will earn till it..

...shuts shop. I'll pay it right away!

He paid whatever my owner quoted!

Nandu, do such mad lovers exist?

You can't call our hero mad..

I don't know who she is, but she's lucky to have a lover like him!

You.. come here.

What was his name?

You think he's a hero?! Bugger off!

Let's go. - Nandu..

*IN UNISON* Hey Nandini!

I love you!

I love you so much!

Bye!

Mary.. I love you!

Hi Nandu!

Now that three days are done. I wanted to show you my face!

I feel like seeing you. Come right away!

I await by the mountain, for you!

Your honest, genuine and pure lover, Arjun!

Take it!

I've just written the love examination!

I wonder what the result will be.

Pray for me everyone! - We will.

Are you out of your damn mind?

You idiot, loafer.. You've overdoing it!

If I have a villainous enemy in life.. That's you!

Thank you!

You're an idiot! - Thank you so much!

If my lover had abused me like that,..

I would've hung myself to a weed plant!

Don't her abuses bother you?

Why should it?

Her abuses have been so sweet and in an order!

Idiot, Loafer, Overacting, Villain, Enemy!

Take the 'I' from Idiot. The 'L' from Loafer,..

The 'O' from overacting, The 'V' from villain..

And the letter 'E' from Enemy.

And you know what I get from the..

...first letters of all her choicest abuses?

What do you get? - It says, 'I..L..O..V..E..'

And what did she say in the end? - She said, "You Idiot!"

And if you combine them altogether.. It becomes I LOVE YOU IDIOT!

So.. She loves me a lot!

You're the first guy to convert his lover girl's abuses into love..

You really are an idiot!

Yes! I'm the one and only idiot!

Give me a kiss and tell me,Let go of your anger and tell me..

Give me a call andplease do tell me!

Go on and tell me right here,Right in the middle of this street..

Go on. Open up and tell me!

Nah Nah! I don’t like you!

Nah Nah! I don’t want you!

I love you Idiot!Tell me O’ Juliet!

You are my favourite!My lovely chocolate!

Give me a kiss and tell me,Let go of your anger and tell me..

Give me a call andplease do tell me!

Go on and tell me right here,Right in the middle of this street..

Go on. Open up and tell me!

What’s stoppingyou from loving me?

Ain’t I a good boy?

You better not piss me off!Or it ain’t going to be alright!

Pardon me! Then I won’t bemaking this mistake again!

For once, can’t youpamper me from far away?

Except for kids,I don’t pamper anyone!

If that’s the case I won’tdress up like an adult.

Forgive me for I havethe heart of a kid..

Spoil my heart for once..

Persuade your soul once!

Without a man around, the lifeof a woman remains incomplete.

That doesn’t mean that wewill lower our standards.

Neither will we let youknow of our low standards!

Without me around, yourlife will have no meaning.

So be it, but I won’tfall for someone like you!

Even if it means the end,I won’t agree to you!

I would like to start apreschool for young love!

Pamper up your presence! For me!

I love you Idiot!Tell me O’ Juliet!

You are my favourite!My lovely chocolate!

Why are you constantly bothering me?

No matter what you do.. I won't listen to you!

But why so? - As per your character..

You're a good boy!

But in your attitude.. You're wrong!

I have an attitude?!

No, I do! Of course I meant you!

You're trying to confuse me speaking of character and attitude..

I don't get it!

You claim to love me, right? That's your character!

But you're ordering me to love you back. That's your attitude!

I don't like that!

But I like that!

This right here is your attitude!

Wait now! The way you say it, I've never..

...felt that I have an attitude problem!

One never learns about it on their own!

They learn about it only when someone tell them!

You can't just make a statement!

Can you prove it?

And if I do, will you let me go?

For sure!

Come along!

Arjun! The one I've told you about!

Hello Grandpa! Hey Grandma! - Hi!

They're the owner of my accommodation!

They mean more than my own grandparents!

Theirs was a love marriage too!

Give me two valid reasons why you love me!

That's enough! - Go ahead!

I like her a lot!

If she's in trouble, I'll share them with her!

If she's sad, I'll share that too.

If she drops a tear, I'll share that too.

I'll like everything she likes!

I like her a lot, Grandpa!

If a guy loves a girl a lot..

He'll claim to let no trouble get her!

He'll claim to make sure that she'll never be sad..

...and that he'll never let her drop a tear!

And you..

You only claim to share her troubles, sadness and tears..

But you never promised to make sure that she's never in trouble..

...or in sadness or that she'll never let her drop a tear!

You're right, Grandpa!

This is what I meant by your attitude problem!

A real lover will say everything that Grandpa just said!

Only someone with an attitude problem tell whatever you said!

Don't talk without any clarity, Nandu!

She's extremely clear as to why you shouldn't love her!

But you have no clarity as to why you love her!

I can't agree to everything she says! She's lost it!

*COMMOTION CONTINUES*

Stop!

Calm down and tell me what's the problem!

It's been like this since our marriage!

Hi Nandu!

Hey Nandini!

Harish?! - How do you know my name?

Your wedding is what connected our love brother!

Huh? - I'm sorry!

Not our love. But my love!

Tell me this.. Why do you both look so dull?

It's nothing. Just small issues!

Is it a fight?

It was a love marriage, right? - Yes!

Love marriage and fights!

Isn't that your area of expertise?

Is it an attitude and a character problem?

I'm fine. It's all him!

Totally! You're an innocent. It's all my fault!

Hold it! There's no place for blame game in love!

As long as you both are in sync, things will be fine!

If you let go of character and attitude problems..

...and focus on a word called 'Understanding'..

You'll live a superb life!

More love marriages fail than arranged marriages do!

"You were different back then and you've changed now.."

"You used to call a lot but now you don't.."

"You would be all praise before, and now you don't praise me at all!

You're loaded with such complaints all the time!

When we fall in love, we let go out of our character..

We only continue to like!

And after marriage, we stop liking each other..

...and begin searching for our character!

This is wrong!

Amidst all these doubts and ego clashes..

You'll lose love!

Forget it all and start loving each other again..

You'll lead a great life!

A third person can only suggest temporary solutions between lovers.

Whatever you both decide on, will be the permanent solution!

You've loved and married, now go love and life your lives!

Get going!

Thanks to you, I got what I deserved!

Look! Disputes are a part of a marital life!

Why do we have to listen to them? Let's go!

This better not repeat again!

Don't fight again! Okay?

Have you lost your mind?

Is that how you talk to someone who's quarrelling?

When you reprimand lovers who're fighting,..

...they'll solve it between themselves.

Instead if they find out that you're jobless..

..listening to everything they rant,..

...they'll only continue to fight!

I did your job for you!

This might seem like my attitude, but this is my character!

Anything I do will not be accepted by you!

Because you have the same attitude problem!

One more word and I won't spare you!

Bugger off!

Did I overdo it?

I shall apologise later!

Nandu..!

Did I overdo it?

I'm sorry Nandu! Don't take it to your heart!

Sometimes I blurt it all out, don't worry about that..

Look dude! I'm tensed about something!

Don't mess with me!

Yes boss! Today.. You seem tensed!

And on that day.. we were extremely tempted!

What were your words on that day?

That it's wrong to make a video of a girl from the back..

...and whacked us live on Facebook!

But what are you doing today, mister?

Are there different rules for you?

Isn't this wrong?

Oye! She's my lover!

Oh great! You can continue loving her..

But I'll be the first one to deflower her!

Doctor? - A minor operation needs to be made!

I'll need your signature here for that!

Hello?

Dude, what happened?

Jaggi! Nandini..!

Grandpa.. You guys leave. It's getting late!

Okay! Let us go! Those two girls will be here!

Where's Arjun? - He's gone out, Grandpa!

Girl.. Nandini?!

Nandu!

Where am I?

In a hospital. - What? A hospital?

Take it easy!

You haven't told mom, right?

We haven't told anyone!

Nandu!

All you had were abuses for Arjun..

But if not for him, you wouldn't be alive today!

For the last day and a half, he's been..

..constantly taking care of you.

He donated blood for you. He paid the hospital bill,

And during the entire night, he didn't sleep a wink..

... and took constant care of you, Nandini.

Take it easy dear!

It's true, Nandini!

No matter how much you look for someone to love you..

...you'll never be able to find someone like him!

Grandpa, I want to see Arjun!

I want to talk to him right away! - You shall talk to him. Relax!

Grandpa, I'm totally fine! I really want to see him now!

Okay! Relax!

Are you happy now?

If you have more to tell.. Go on!

So you're plan was to get me admitted in the hospital.

Take good care of me and pay for my bills.

And again when she can't repay my bills,..

..you could make another agreement. Right?

How could you think like this?

Why do you fake it so much?

What is this?

Who allowed you to write your relation as my lover?

Have I ever called you that?

So you decide everything on your own, right?

This.. is what is called as attitude!

Also my friend told me, that you took excellent care of me!

Thanks!

By the way, you got me admitted at 10 A.M. yesterday.

Which means that you've worked as my assistant for the last 31 hours!

A nurse who takes care of us here,..

...might get paid Rs.12,000 every month!

And if I try diving it and calculate it...

...for the 31 hours and 43 minutes you worked..

It would sum up to Rs.560 and 72 paise.

And the bill for the hospital i.e. Rs 45,000..

It would come up to Rs.45,560 and 72 paise.

Am I right?

Take this!

I don't keep anything somebody..

...gives me, I always return it!

It all ends today! Don't ever appear in front of me!

I don't even want to see your face!

Get lost from here!

Oye!

Turn around!

What do you think of yourself?

Are you a Queen?

Or did God make you specially and bring you on earth?

No, right?

You're just another woman!

And in every possible way, he's a hundred percent better..

...than you are!

He stands for character and good attitude!

And if he let go of it all and is here for you..

It is because he is scared of losing you!

If he's filled the hospital application form..

...as your lover, instead of writing his real name..

It doesn't mean that he's taken you for granted!

It means that he's so deep in love..

...that he's forgetting his own name!

That.. is his character!

If he's standing by you no matter how much you insult him..

That..

Is his real attitude!

If truth be said, it's you who has the wrong attitude!

In our lives, everything from our..

...clothing to our footwear can be measured!

But you can't measure the love that comes from the heart!

They're pure feelings!

It can start anywhere and with anyone!

Girls like you should understand!

But you don't possess the capacity to understand it!

And you never will!

Let me tell you one thing!

Among all the guys I've ever met, Arjun is the most sincere lover!

Damn you!

Goodbye!

Hey Nandini! I've been looking for you everywhere.

And here you are, all alone!

I'm very upset! - But why?

I don't know! - Fine. Let's go out

Go where? - I'll tell you. Come along!

Nandu.. I always come here, no matter how I'm feeling!

I'm hoping this makes you feel better. Go on!

And you? - You go ahead. I'll be right here!

Hey Nandu!

Are you wondering how I got here?

Who else can ever love you as much as I do, Nandini?

There might be many who might love you on the earth..

But I'm the only one who will love you to the sky!

I don't know why you doubted my love for you!

Must be my bad luck!

It is said that one should be destined..

...to get whatever we want in life!

Maybe you weren't destined to be mine!

But one thing..

In my next life I won't hope to be destined,..

...but I shall write you in my destiny myself!

What are you staring at?

Here! Cut the cake!

I know it..

That it's not your birthday today and that it's a month away.

But I won't be with you until then..

So I thought of making it happen before I leave!

Cut it!

I know Nandu!

That you don't wish to see my face!

I'm going back home tomorrow!

Once I'm gone..

Lead a happy life with someone who you think you'll be happy with!

You should lead a good life.

It is said that every child gets loved first..

And learns to love from its mother!

But Nandu, I don't know what a mother's love feels like!

I've never even seen her!

If ever I was wrong in my love, I'm sorry.

I shall never ever trouble you again!

I promise!

These teardropscontinue to roll...

Without you around,it continues to hurt.

Should this heart move on, from agesture that shall never be returned?

I’m your sweetheartwho lost in the end!

These teardropscontinue to roll...

Without you around,it continues to hurt.

Why are you barking like this? Stay quiet!

Why are you also troubling me?!

Get lost from here!

Hey Bheema! Do you want to go out?

Let me open the gate for you!

Hello Arjun sir! Bheema was barking by the gate!

I just let him out!

Where did he go? - He went this way!

Stop right there!

So you're grown up enough to leave me?

She never liked me. So she left me!

And if you leave me because I scolded you..

I'll become all lonely!

I shall never scold you!

Please don't leave me!

Please?

I can't live all alone!

If loving someone is regretful..

Who do I give all my love to?

The dome on the path tomy heart has fallen..

Whom do I bring over torepair it all over again?

May the wish for your love thatnever reached me continue to grow!

On a journey thatbroke my heart..

This is my last ode to it!

Without you, this lovedies its first death!

What happened?

I lost dad! - What happened dear?

I promised to convince and get my lover for mom's birthday this year!

I couldn't!

If there's someone for us to love..

God would have made someone to love us back!

We will get the ones we deserve!

Look! Don't go anywhere!

Just get home! I'll be waiting for you!

Only a single plea hasmanaged to escape my lips..

The obsession of wanting you haslost after persuading enough!

This temple of kisseshas fallen too soon!

May this heart thathas no strength..

...to win over you,suffer from grief!

These teardropscontinue to roll...

Without you around,it continues to hurt.

May the heart forget..

Unloading the burdenfrom my chest!

I’m the sweetheart at..

...the end of yourlove, without you!

What now?

So you're going home is it?

And if I scold you..

Will you leave me and go? Is this all your love is about?

I had such high hopes on you!

Argh! You were my first love!

Just like every girl, I too want to know how much my guy loves me.

And in what way does he love me? How carefully will he..

...take care of me? How will he react to my anger?

And to know how will he react when I'm happy?

And you choose to walk away so easily?

Did you just forget your promise to...

...take me to your dad on mom's birthday?

Won't you take me?

You might have assumed..

That I'm all happy after putting you through all this!

Right?

I'm not!

On the day of the wedding, I did scold and walk away in anger!

As I walked away, do you know how much I cried?

I kept asking myself why I was so angry with you?

"Even after coming all the way, what if he goes back?"

I kept begging God to make sure that you stayed back!

When I didn't see you for those three days..

I've frantically looked for you everywhere!

I just couldn't wait to see you!

I got upset on you and left from the bus stand!

But for all those moments I spent with you..

I kept smiling all the way back!

I died the moment you never looked back on my birthday!

I don't know if I felt good when you tried to make me happy..

But when you were sad, I've felt more sad than you did Arjun!

Everyone speaks of the Saptapadi!

Of those seven steps when taken together, binds them in marriage?

And I've taken countless steps with you in those 72 days..

Would I not have fallen in love with you?

And when I come all the way to express my love..

Without even asking what I had to say..

...you chose to tear the agreement..

...and told me not to come from work the next day!

But when you came back in search of me,..

...do you know how happy I was?

Yet I still wanted to know how much you loved me!

Which is why I did all of this!

How many girls find a guy who can..

...make the walk on a bed of roses?

How can I let go of you?

It's not you who has a bad attitude..

Watching you love me has given an attitude to me and my heart!

All lovers fall in love and then fight!

But we have fought enough for this lifetime, even before we loved!

All that is left now, is to love!

You're an idiot!

Here I was assuming that I'll get engaged..

...to someone else and right before..

...tying the knots, my guy would come to elope with me from the wedding..

How are you leaving without me?

So you're going to let your girl go? For someone else?

I'll punch you! You idiot!

I've been quietly watching. So what now?

I love you! - Is that all?

I want to hug you!

Is that all?

I want to kiss you!

So it is a happy ending to our boy's love story!

You shouldn't look at the kissing scene!

Let's go! Good boy!

How is this so powerful?

Why won't it be? Haven't we waited all along!

That is why one should love a girl when asks us to,...

...kiss her when she asks for it and marry her when she wants it..

If so, every guy will live happily!

I don't know all that!

Just that my guy fell in love with me! That is all that matters!