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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:14,752 Bliss. 2 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:47,517 This is the story of the vision splendid. 3 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:52,280 It had been dry for eight weeks 4 00:00:52,480 --> 00:00:55,520 and the whole of the sky was full of dust. 5 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:58,640 Nobody thought it would ever rain again. 6 00:00:58,840 --> 00:01:00,480 And then, one afternoon, 7 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:02,960 we saw the storm clouds coming from the south 8 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:04,832 and we prayed for rain. 9 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,520 Your mother, who I didn't know, 10 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:12,200 went to church and she prayed for it to rain. 11 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:13,880 And I prayed too. 12 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:16,320 But not in church. 13 00:01:16,520 --> 00:01:19,920 And then I'd say, Did it rain? 14 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:22,000 Did it rain? 15 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:27,274 My father would say, When your mother asks God for rain... 16 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:31,640 it rained like all the air was a river, 17 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:34,160 and the drains in the street filled up 18 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:37,160 and the water crept out across the main street 19 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:39,120 until it swallowed it. 20 00:01:39,320 --> 00:01:41,840 I was down at the co-op, shifting flour and grain 21 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:44,520 and I just looked up, just glanced up, 22 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:47,480 and that, my father would say, 23 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:50,640 was when I saw the vision splendid. 24 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:55,080 And I'd say, What was it? What was the vision splendid? 25 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:58,670 And he'd say, it was your mother, lad. 26 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:04,040 Your mother standing in the bow of the boat 27 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:06,400 piled high with things from the church. 28 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:10,640 She was standing in the bow, holding the cross. 29 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:13,480 And her eyes... 30 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:16,920 And her eyes, my boy. 31 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:18,712 Her eyes... 32 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:25,839 All that water and such luminous eyes. 33 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:36,960 Good story, Harry. Yeah. Heard that 50 times. 34 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:39,320 Has he told that story before? Yes. Of course. 35 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:42,159 This cake is great. 36 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:46,640 Everybody should have another piece of this. 37 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:49,440 This is a story about a fella who told stories - 38 00:02:49,640 --> 00:02:51,358 Harry Joy. 39 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:54,800 He wasn't the most clever bloke you ever met. 40 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,800 He wasn't even very original. 41 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,840 But everyone thought he was a good bloke 42 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:05,040 and he was happy with the world and his place in it. 43 00:03:05,240 --> 00:03:07,600 He loved his wife. 44 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:09,680 And she loved him. 45 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:11,279 In her way. 46 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:15,160 He was proud of his son, who, as everyone knew, 47 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:17,794 was going to be a doctor. 48 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:23,078 And his daughter was all set to be a social worker. 49 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:27,960 He got on well with his junior partner. 50 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:29,920 He got on well with everybody. 51 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:31,792 Even the Clarks. 52 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:36,999 I'll give you a hand. 53 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:39,920 Yeah. 54 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:41,519 Lu, come on. 55 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:44,753 I'm keeping my balloon. 56 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:55,240 Harry Joy had a more or less successful business - 57 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:57,880 a little advertising agency. 58 00:03:58,080 --> 00:04:00,080 He owned his own house. 59 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:02,360 He loved his family. 60 00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:05,000 He believed what he read in the paper. 61 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:06,599 Why shouldn't he be happy? 62 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:11,592 He had one big problem that he didn't know about. 63 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:16,071 He was about to die. 64 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:31,195 Harry saw his death as if it was someone else's. 65 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:35,200 He watched himself from outside his body. 66 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:38,600 And he wasn't scared at all. 67 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:43,560 He found he could slide between the spaces in the air itself. 68 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:45,398 Mum! Ecstasy touched him. 69 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:49,960 He was stroked by something which felt like trees - 70 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:52,720 cool, green and leafy. 71 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:02,234 It occurred to him that he'd died. 72 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:06,159 Then he got scared. 73 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:13,440 He felt walls like membranes, which shivered with pain. 74 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:19,560 And a sound... a terrible sound, which promised meaningless tortures, 75 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:22,000 like the Christian stories of his youth. 76 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:26,040 He recognised the world of pleasure 77 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:28,400 and the world of pain. 78 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:30,120 Bliss, 79 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:32,040 punishment, 80 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:33,560 heaven 81 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:35,159 and hell. 82 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:49,232 He didn't want to die. 83 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:53,080 And in a calm, clear space, 84 00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:55,794 he found his way back to his body. 85 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:49,956 Harry Joy had been dead for four minutes... 86 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:57,354 ...and he would never be quite the same again, let me tell you. 87 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:28,879 Watch this. 88 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:39,840 G'day, Betty. 89 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:42,360 How much? Fill it up. 90 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:43,959 Sorry. What? 91 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:47,600 Fill it up! 92 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:49,080 What?! 93 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:50,918 Don't be a bastard! 94 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,440 My daughter. 95 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:58,240 Can't stand the smell of petrol. 96 00:07:58,440 --> 00:08:00,240 Hates it. 97 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:01,720 Drives her crazy. 98 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:04,760 Remember her little pram? Used to park it over there. 99 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:06,552 Little Betty. 100 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:16,560 Relax, Mr Joy. 101 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:18,159 Just relax. 102 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:28,799 Your wife's coming in to see you after lunch. 103 00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:40,438 Hiya, Aldo. 104 00:08:43,760 --> 00:08:45,120 She tricked me. 105 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:48,440 I would never have given her Harry's table if I'd known. 106 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:50,200 I thought she was having lunch with Harry. 107 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:51,720 I didn't know he was in hospital. 108 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:53,433 Everybody else knew. 109 00:08:56,600 --> 00:09:00,309 They shouldn't do it at Harry's table. 110 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:09,477 A very dry martini, Aldo. And very dry this time, huh? 111 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:13,400 I ordered you a daiquiri. 112 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:14,920 I don't like daiquiris. 113 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:16,917 I would have drunk it. 114 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:23,640 What a pair of creeps. 115 00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:26,960 Harry's in hospital and they're screwing each other. 116 00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:29,310 I'd lay money on it. 117 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:38,920 The doctor says he'll be fine. 118 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:41,680 A coronary bypass is a dangerous operation, 119 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:43,950 but he's confident he'll be fine. 120 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:48,160 Marvellous.! 121 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:50,480 He shouldn't smoke. I told him. 122 00:09:50,680 --> 00:09:52,560 I told him too! 123 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:54,751 He won't listen. He'll be fine! 124 00:09:56,320 --> 00:10:00,360 He won't! 125 00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:03,632 He won't die! 126 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:09,196 See? What'd I tell you? 127 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:12,840 Poor Harry. 128 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:14,480 Everybody loves him... 129 00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:16,477 ...except his wife. 130 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,790 Here comes the little monkey. 131 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:25,560 He knows. Rubbish! 132 00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:29,400 How? He must have smelt you. 133 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:32,720 Can you really smell me? Huh? 134 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:35,195 Like sardines. 135 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:41,240 Hope that will be dry enough, sir. 136 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:42,395 Yeah. 137 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:51,840 I'm going to die. 138 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:53,519 Stop it. 139 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:57,520 Don't be angry. No, I'm not angry. 140 00:10:57,720 --> 00:11:00,109 Bring your chair a bit closer. 141 00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:03,317 Come on. Come and give me a kiss. 142 00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:09,199 What have you been up to? 143 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:11,919 Nothing. 144 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,240 You smell like whiskey. 145 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:17,360 I had a drink with Joel. 146 00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:20,280 Listen, you stop all this dying rubbish. 147 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,640 It's just like your hives - you're gonna talk yourself into it... 148 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:25,040 No, no. You don't understand. It's not the dying that I mind. 149 00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:26,740 Look, I don't want you to die. 150 00:11:30,840 --> 00:11:32,390 Do you believe in God, Bettina? 151 00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:36,720 Something happened to me when I had the attack. 152 00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:39,160 I haven't told anyone. 153 00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:41,400 I had a vision. 154 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:44,797 I left my body and I went up into the air. 155 00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:49,912 Maybe you should see a psychologist. 156 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:52,480 It was a warning. 157 00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:54,989 I saw heaven. 158 00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:58,279 And hell. 159 00:12:00,840 --> 00:12:03,360 There is a heaven and there is a hell. 160 00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:05,520 Mmm. I'll get him fired. 161 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:08,320 Who? That doctor. He's a clumsy fool. 162 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:09,880 No wonder you're frightened. 163 00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:12,280 No, you don't understand. It's got nothing to do with the doctor. 164 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:14,914 He's got sausage fingers. Yeah, I know. 165 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:18,640 You're too nice to go to hell, Harry. 166 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:21,673 If anyone's going to hell, it's going to be me. 167 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:29,813 It is harder for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of God 168 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:34,960 than for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle. 169 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:37,151 I'm going to die. 170 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:40,118 I am going to die. 171 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:48,720 Excuse me, I was wondering if you might tell me 172 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:50,280 where I could find Harry Joy. 173 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:53,517 Just behind those pink flowers. Thank you. 174 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:03,390 G'day. Join you? 175 00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:06,159 Yeah, go for your life. 176 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,520 Ha! 177 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:21,597 Odd socks! 178 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:24,920 I'm wearing odd socks. 179 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:28,520 Sometimes I go to the laundromat with pairs 180 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,600 and I come back with all odd socks. 181 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:33,880 And sometimes I go to the laundromat with odd socks 182 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,672 and I come back with pairs. 183 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:38,279 Sometimes. 184 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:40,640 Harry. 185 00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:43,240 Des. The Reverend Des? 186 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:44,800 You bet. 187 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,399 Well, then. 188 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:57,480 As the joys of heaven are enjoyed by men, 189 00:13:57,680 --> 00:14:01,360 so shall the pains of hell be suffered 190 00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:04,160 as they will be men still... 191 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:06,715 .. so will they act and feel as men. 192 00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:13,000 Er... 193 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:23,360 So, Harry, do you think that God is such a bastard 194 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:25,160 that he'd want to torture you for all eternity? 195 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:26,640 Yeah. Why shouldn't he? 196 00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:28,160 Well, it doesn't make sense. 197 00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:33,040 It'd be like you... wanting to hurt flies or ants. 198 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:34,639 That's right. 199 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:43,480 This was written in 1649. 200 00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:44,960 Yes. 201 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:47,920 Well, it's a bit out of date, isn't it? 202 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,720 We're talking about eternity 203 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:51,770 and you're quibbling about 350 years. 204 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:55,440 And if it was true once, it must always be true. 205 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:58,080 And what about all the people he sent there in the Middle Ages? 206 00:14:58,280 --> 00:15:00,230 Have they all been allowed to come home? 207 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:02,760 Are you saying there is definitely no hell?! 208 00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:04,760 There is a hell! 209 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:09,272 Well, look, I just don't think that God would want to harm us. 210 00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:12,319 Maybe not your God. 211 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:15,200 Maybe another God. 212 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:18,680 Maybe it's a 'they' and not a 'he' 213 00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:22,680 Or maybe it's a great big empty part of space, 214 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,836 I mean, charged with electricity. 215 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:30,480 Well, then I can't help you. 216 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,160 Or maybe I'm wrong. Don't you see? 217 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:34,520 I might be wrong. Harry, your face. 218 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:37,234 It's only my bloody hives. 219 00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:42,515 Maybe we should have talked about cricket. 220 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:00,159 Stay. 221 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:09,200 Aren't you gonna pick it up? 222 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:10,920 Why should I? 223 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:14,320 So you can hide it in the back of the Fiat with the rest of the money. 224 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:16,480 It's Okay. I found it there months ago. 225 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:18,360 If you tell anyone, I'll kill you. 226 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:20,278 I know. 227 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:23,890 You're going to New York, aren't you? 228 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:29,560 In New York, there are towers of glass. 229 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:32,520 It's the most beautiful and terrible city on earth. 230 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:34,360 When God makes the next flood... Shut up. 231 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,440 It's just a story! 232 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:37,920 Just get out of here, will you? 233 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:39,920 And if you've come here scrounging for freebies, forget it. 234 00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:41,800 David, please. 235 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,320 You don't understand, do you? 236 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:46,640 This is my business. If you want coke, you have to pay for it. 237 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,240 And where do I get 200 bucks? 238 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:49,839 250. 239 00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:53,360 Come on, David. 240 00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:54,959 Be nice to your sister. 241 00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:58,700 My sister won't be nice to me. 242 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:06,952 Is that what you want? 243 00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:09,840 I just want my sister to be nice to me. 244 00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:12,040 For a deal? 245 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,760 Yeah? 246 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:15,710 Wouldn't you rather have the money? 247 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:20,920 Okay, then. 248 00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:22,640 Get it out. 249 00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:24,320 Don't talk like that. Like what? 250 00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:28,200 Don't talk tough. Talk soft. Okay? 251 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:30,994 Okay. 252 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:54,595 Sister. Little sister. 253 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:06,119 Betty's home. 254 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,392 Hello, Mummy. How's Daddy? 255 00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:24,920 In New York, there are towers of glass. 256 00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:28,440 It is the most beautiful and terrible city on earth. 257 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:32,560 All good, all evil exists there. 258 00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:36,000 And if you know where to look, you can find the devil. 259 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:39,920 He drives down 42nd Street in a Cadillac with black windows. 260 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:43,120 He lives in Park Avenue surrounded by his servants... 261 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:45,720 He believes everything you tell him. Now stop it. 262 00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:50,072 My darling Patricia, you know it's true. 263 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:21,640 Come on, Mr Joy. Back to bed. 264 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:23,440 You've got a big day tomorrow. No! 265 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,680 No, not tomorrow. It's the day after. 266 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:27,600 Your op's been brought forward. 267 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,756 No! No, I'm not ready yet. 268 00:19:56,200 --> 00:20:02,119 it is harder for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of God 269 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:07,828 than a camel to pass through the eye of a needle. 270 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:10,800 Shit! 271 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,560 I've died again. 272 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:14,720 Christ. Hurry. Do something. 273 00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:20,120 It is harder for the rich man to enter the Kingdom of God 274 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:23,800 than for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle. 275 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,956 Don't say that. Please don't say that! 276 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,280 God. 277 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:31,710 Dear. 278 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:47,670 Harry Joy's post-operative period was painful and disturbing. 279 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:53,200 Slowly, during his recovery from his successful operation, 280 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:59,032 Harry Joy became totally convinced that he was actually in hell. 281 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:06,437 Mmf! Mmf! 282 00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:09,880 They drugged him. No. 283 00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:11,360 Look, he's asleep. That's all. 284 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:13,210 I think he knows we're here. Yeah. 285 00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:37,520 Harry Joy was conducting tests. 286 00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:39,880 The purpose of these tests 287 00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:42,548 was to establish whether he was really in hell... 288 00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:46,959 .. or whether he was mad. 289 00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:51,920 He began by hoping he was mad. 290 00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:54,200 But the more he looked, 291 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:58,720 the more he became convinced that these were not his real family, 292 00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:03,232 but clever imitations placed there to torment him. 293 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:09,431 The evidence was mounting every day. 294 00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:27,879 Dad! 295 00:22:29,120 --> 00:22:30,400 Are you a communist? 296 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:32,716 Yeah. Good. 297 00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:05,480 It's true. They did something to him. 298 00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:07,760 Don't be absurd. 299 00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:10,560 It's true. Look, Lucy, stop it. 300 00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:13,228 Look, when I was rubbing his head, I saw a mark. 301 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:16,480 Nonsense. 302 00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:18,640 Come on. You know what they do in hospitals. 303 00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:20,440 They make mistakes all the time. 304 00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:24,439 Rubbish. 305 00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:29,840 Okay. 306 00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:32,560 Which verb starting with 'L' is a synonym of 'abominate' 307 00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:34,040 Miki? 308 00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:35,520 Loathe. Loathe. 309 00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:40,440 His family, in moments of clarity, saw and sensed his pain. 310 00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:44,320 They did the most absurd things to please him 311 00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:49,760 but when their love was not reciprocated, 312 00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:53,040 they became angry and irritable. 313 00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:57,950 And sometimes more than a little mad. 314 00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:24,240 Why do you make up such stupid stories, you silly bitch?! 315 00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:26,560 I didn't! You're just too stupid to believe me, you harlot. 316 00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:29,360 Don't you call me a harlot. 317 00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:31,720 You commie slug! Slug! 318 00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:33,200 What are you doing? Slug! 319 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:35,040 Never will I listen to you again. Ever! 320 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:37,720 You're going mad. Stupid slug! 321 00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:40,120 Honestly, do you really think people believe those stories... 322 00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:41,770 You're going mad, aren't you? 323 00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:48,800 Listen. They're at it again. 324 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,800 Turn that light off. They'll see you. 325 00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:09,991 How're you doing, Davey? 326 00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:13,120 Where's your father? 327 00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:15,800 My father? Yeah. Where is he? 328 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,880 Not my mother? 329 00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:20,150 My father. Er, he's in the shed. 330 00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:22,953 But he won't talk to you. 331 00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:32,159 Harry? 332 00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:38,592 Harry, it's me. 333 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,355 I've brought the balance sheets, Harry. 334 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:57,320 I said, Harry, I've brought the balance sheets here. 335 00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:59,988 The February figures are not very good, Harry. 336 00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:04,908 I've, er... done some projections for the next two months. 337 00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:09,360 Well, what do you want me to do, Harry? 338 00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:11,520 Just continue. 339 00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:13,920 I can... Come on! I can take advice. 340 00:26:14,120 --> 00:26:17,520 Continue. Just continue. That's my advice. 341 00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:22,111 Hey! Come on. Come on. Yeah. 342 00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:38,240 Yeah, this garden salad here? 343 00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:40,960 We ordered that but, it didn't arrive. 344 00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:43,440 So what I've done here, I've corrected the cheque 345 00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:46,120 and I've subtracted that amount for you and it's now $34.85. 346 00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:48,560 Thank you so much. 347 00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:50,800 What's so funny? I argued 'cause he charged us for salad. 348 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,640 He didn't bring it. He admits his mistake. 349 00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:55,560 That was Harry. He must be feeling better. He's going to Milano's. 350 00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:58,280 We're not gonna discuss Harry anymore. 351 00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:01,560 We talk about Harry in bed. We talk about Harry while we fuck. 352 00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:03,360 We can't even come to our own restaurant... 353 00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:04,840 Well, don't talk about Harry. 354 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:06,880 Talk about how we're gonna set up our own agency. 355 00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:08,760 Talk about how we're gonna sell it. 356 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,269 Talk about how we're gonna open it in New York. 357 00:27:12,360 --> 00:27:15,716 Look, about New York... Don't lay that on me. 358 00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:19,400 That's Harry's big trick. All talk about New York. 359 00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:22,600 All he ever wanted to do was sit on his arse getting drunk in this dump. 360 00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:26,160 No, I didn't order this. I did, sweetie. 361 00:27:26,360 --> 00:27:28,032 No. 362 00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:33,079 Excuse me. 363 00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:39,200 Didn't I notice you lift your eyebrow in a disagreeable way? 364 00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:40,680 I beg your pardon, sir? 365 00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:46,160 I said, didn't I notice you lift your eyebrow 366 00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:47,952 in a disagreeable way? 367 00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:22,080 I'm sorry, Mr Joy, but your usual table's full. 368 00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:24,480 It's not your usual table anymore. 369 00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:26,920 We're out of the Mercury Blanc. I have some Meursalt. 370 00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:29,560 And, er, pearl perch and sorrel sauce. 371 00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:31,120 And how are you, Aldo? 372 00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:34,790 We eat, we shit, we die. I myself have cancer. 373 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,000 No. That... that's terrible. 374 00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:39,600 Terrible? Why is it terrible? 375 00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:41,850 I'm gonna die. What's so special about it? 376 00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:51,080 Come on, Siam. Come on. 377 00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:52,679 Oi! 378 00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:55,530 Come on! There you are, Jumbo! 379 00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:59,916 Come on! 380 00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:04,235 Come on, Siam. Move it! 381 00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:12,831 More! A bit more! Thank you! 382 00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:18,959 For old time's sake, Harry. 383 00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:25,400 Harry, they're giving me chemotherapy. 384 00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:28,512 Huh! And it makes me ill. 385 00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:33,230 So they give me marijuana. 386 00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:37,630 Counteracts the effects of the chemotherapy. 387 00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:40,200 Illegal. 388 00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:43,949 Except for fortunate people like me who are dying of cancer. 389 00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:47,160 It's not bad stuff. 390 00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:50,320 I mean, in comparison with wine, it's definitely under par. 391 00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:56,000 No nose, no... colour, no complex taste. 392 00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:58,950 But as a euphoric, very good. Probably better than wine. 393 00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:02,834 I'm telling you this, Harry, because... 394 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:08,515 ...for the first time in 15 years I can tell that you're not happy. 395 00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:11,960 I don't think it would hurt to try some. 396 00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:13,520 No. Thanks, Aldo. 397 00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:16,040 You just mix a little with your cigarette, like this, see, 398 00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:17,880 so that the tobacco comes out the end. 399 00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:19,960 And then you put a little pinch inside. It's easy. 400 00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:23,410 Why are you talking so much, Aldo? You never used to talk so much. 401 00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:29,078 I'm stoned, as a matter of fact. 402 00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:33,392 Do I look like a monster? 403 00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:36,359 A devil? 404 00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:40,639 Well, take it. 405 00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:43,639 Take it! 406 00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:46,679 Take it. 407 00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:55,917 - Siam! - Whoa, Siam. Whoa, Siam! 408 00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:12,080 Billy. Billy de Vere. Pleased to meet you, Mr Joy. 409 00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:14,040 He's from the circus. 410 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:17,000 Cheer up. Cheer up. Just an accident. 411 00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:18,920 A very funny story. 412 00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:22,520 A drink first. A drink first or he'll think I'm lying. 413 00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:24,760 Just a wee one. Just a wee droppy there. 414 00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:28,160 Now you're talking. That's a man's drink. 415 00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:29,640 Thank you. 416 00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:33,037 This must be some story. 417 00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:36,560 It's nearly the same as the original story. 418 00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:38,880 I think in the original story it was a red Volkswagen. 419 00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:40,360 What story? 420 00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:43,720 No, it wasn't. It was a Fiat, just like Harry's. 421 00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:45,360 Anyway, near enough. Near enough. 422 00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:48,711 What is this, life imitating art or life imitating bullshit? 423 00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:54,080 Harry, you know the story about the elephant? 424 00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:55,680 'Cause pretty soon you're gonna have to be 425 00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:57,730 telling it to your insurance company! 426 00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:06,520 This elephant, it was trained to sit on red boxes, see? 427 00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:10,998 Big red boxes! Red ones! 428 00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:17,320 And one... one day somebody parked their Fiat, 429 00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:20,120 this red Fiat, right beside the elephant. 430 00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:23,471 An elephant sat on my car? 431 00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:33,436 I'm sorry, Harry! 432 00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:53,839 Pull over, driver. 433 00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:56,877 Pull over! Pull over! 434 00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:00,037 Carn, you prick, pull over! 435 00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:14,000 An elephant sat on it. 436 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:16,240 Harold, don't be silly. 437 00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:19,360 If you're gonna tell us stories, tell us something original. 438 00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:21,320 An elephant sat on it. 439 00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:23,909 The bloke from the circus came and told me. 440 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:26,399 Name being? 441 00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:29,759 I forget. 442 00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:34,591 Phone the circus. They'll tell you. 443 00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:45,471 Don't tell me what to do and don't muck me about. 444 00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:49,480 You filthy bastard. 445 00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:51,280 You've been eating garlic. I'm sorry. 446 00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:53,118 You fucking stink! I'm sorry. 447 00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:57,440 Still telling funny stories? 448 00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:01,000 Not very funny stories. Very old stories. 449 00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:03,880 Maybe it could think of something original. 450 00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:06,275 Old stories is all it knows. 451 00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:09,199 Maybe I'll just... 452 00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:13,158 ...pass it over to you. 453 00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:16,960 Can't have that now, mate. 454 00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:19,210 I think I might just pass it over to you. 455 00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:33,393 There! There. That's the truth. 456 00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:48,200 Alright, Harold. Sit down. 457 00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:52,040 Tell us something original this time? 458 00:34:52,240 --> 00:34:55,280 No elephants. We've heard all that before. 459 00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:57,640 Something new. Something interesting. 460 00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:00,200 We've heard such stories, Harold. 461 00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:01,799 Anything. 462 00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,840 About marijuana? Anything at all, mate. 463 00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:09,600 Come on. Let's just get his statement and... 464 00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:11,080 No, no, no. 465 00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:12,429 Hey. 466 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,399 You tell a story, Harold. 467 00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:22,391 He was very short. 468 00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:27,715 And also short-sighted. 469 00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:32,877 He wasn't good at anything. 470 00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:35,720 Not sums. 471 00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:37,440 Not writing. 472 00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:39,995 And not even games. 473 00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:44,676 His mother was short too. 474 00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:48,919 She was a cockney from Bow in England. 475 00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:53,511 And she was 4'7 tall. 476 00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:15,720 One year, there was a competition on the beach - 477 00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:19,276 a competition for the shortest woman. 478 00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:24,640 And Little Titch - that was his name - 479 00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:28,150 persuaded his mother to go into the competition. 480 00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:34,720 When the other short women saw Little Titch's mother walk towards them, 481 00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:37,120 a great cry of despair went up. 482 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:39,436 No! 483 00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:43,800 That night, when they went home on the tram, 484 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:47,276 Little Titch carried the silver cup his mother had won. 485 00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:53,071 It said, The shortest woman - Queenscliff, 1909. 486 00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:58,440 Little Titch was proud that the people had smiled at his mother 487 00:36:58,640 --> 00:36:59,920 and given her the cup. 488 00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:04,640 But what he couldn't understand was why she should be rewarded 489 00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:07,274 for the very thing he was always punished for. 490 00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:11,280 They did not kick his mother because she was small. 491 00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:13,357 Just let them try. 492 00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:16,640 Or pull her nose or her ears. 493 00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:19,760 They did not pinch her when she was asleep. 494 00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:23,720 She didn't have to hide beneath the laundry trough 495 00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:26,320 or under the tankstand or beneath the house. 496 00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:29,910 But this was the daily lot of Little Titch. 497 00:37:31,240 --> 00:37:34,320 And his big brothers always found his hiding places 498 00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:37,478 and they boxed his ears and told him how stupid he was. 499 00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:43,270 Little Titch tried to do whatever work he was given. 500 00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:48,520 His father kept stables in Port Melbourne. 501 00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:51,520 But they said he was timid and stupid 502 00:37:51,720 --> 00:37:54,678 and only fit for shovelling out the stale straw and shit. 503 00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:59,120 Many a night he went to bed unwashed 504 00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:02,392 with just the cold smell of horse dung for company. 505 00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:06,960 The most troublesome horse in the stables 506 00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:09,600 was a gelding called Billy Boy. 507 00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:11,760 You could not touch his face 508 00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:14,760 or go behind him or stand beside him. 509 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,800 And almost every part of his body 510 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,200 seemed to have received beatings at one time. 511 00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:24,359 He had cunning eyes and he hated all human beings. 512 00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:28,113 He bit and kicked whenever he had the chance. 513 00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:32,840 Little Titch's father said he'd killed a man once. 514 00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:35,280 That was why he was so cheap. 515 00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:39,760 His idea was that he would be good training for the older boys. 516 00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:43,800 But after two bites and a nasty kick, 517 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:47,231 the mother forbade the boys to go near Billy Boy. 518 00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:50,311 So the father had to do it himself. 519 00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:53,600 So life went on. 520 00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:58,080 Billy Boy bit the father and the father hit the boys 521 00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:00,960 and the two big boys found Little Titch's hiding place 522 00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:03,310 and they boxed his ears and pulled his nose. 523 00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:06,913 But on the night his mother won the cup... 524 00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:10,800 ...the two big brothers couldn't find him. 525 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,399 And they woke up... 526 00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:17,834 ...the neighbourhood calling out, Little Titch! 527 00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:25,388 It was his father who found him. 528 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:30,079 The horse killed him? 529 00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:35,840 Billy Boy was standing there 530 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,320 and there was Little Titch, 531 00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:42,280 his arms clasped tightly around Billy Boy's huge rear legs, 532 00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:46,200 his little face buried in the furry warmth of his hock. 533 00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:49,233 Come here, Little Titch. Come here at once! 534 00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:52,280 But Little Titch didn't have to do anything at all 535 00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:56,030 because the bastards couldn't touch him and that's the end of the story. 536 00:39:56,720 --> 00:39:58,320 Alright, Harold. 537 00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:00,238 I think you better piss off. 538 00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:10,200 Harry didn't know quite what he'd done. 539 00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:15,952 But it doesn't matter- he'd done something good. 540 00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:20,520 His old optimism flowed through him. 541 00:40:20,720 --> 00:40:22,400 It warmed him like brandy. 542 00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:26,400 The structures of hell towered all around him 543 00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:29,433 but they no longer seemed unconquerable. 544 00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:37,840 Today, as usual... 545 00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:40,680 Pardon me. 546 00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:46,600 ...Alex - Alex Duval - would write his second set of conference reports. 547 00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:50,560 These reports are what an advertising agency 548 00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:53,680 dispatches to its clients after a meeting. 549 00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:59,200 They document very fully all the decisions that are made. 550 00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:02,119 Not only that, it says who made them. 551 00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:06,960 And every Saturday for the last 10 years, 552 00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:09,600 Alex Duval had sat at his desk 553 00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:12,680 and written a second set of conference reports 554 00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:15,000 in which he said all the things 555 00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:18,875 he wished he'd been brave enough to say in the first place. 556 00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:39,560 Harry! Alex. 557 00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:42,600 Harry! Harry! 558 00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:44,080 We've missed you. 559 00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:47,317 Come outside. Come outside where I can see you. 560 00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:50,960 Harry! 561 00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:52,673 Har... 562 00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:55,160 Harry! 563 00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:58,200 Everyone's gonna be so pleased to see you. 564 00:41:58,400 --> 00:41:59,840 Nothing against Joel. 565 00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:03,240 It's... it's been fine. It's just that it hasn't been the same. 566 00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:06,352 We've missed your blind, bleeding optimism. 567 00:42:10,720 --> 00:42:12,600 You look so well. 568 00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:14,400 Mmm, I've been walking. 569 00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:16,080 10 years younger. 570 00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:18,200 And sometimes I go to the beach with Lucy. 571 00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:19,720 Lucy! How's Lucy? 572 00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:22,514 Fucking hell, Alex. 573 00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:26,920 What's this? 574 00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:29,600 You... you say that saccharine causes cancer? 575 00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:31,960 You've told our biggest client that they're criminals? 576 00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:34,196 It's just a joke. 577 00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:38,440 I mean, you send them this and they fire us. 578 00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:40,040 Do you wanna bankrupt me? Is that it? 579 00:42:40,240 --> 00:42:42,231 I don't send them out. 580 00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:46,120 Have a look in the cabinet behind you. 581 00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:49,551 There's... there's 10 years of conference reports like that. 582 00:42:51,720 --> 00:42:53,119 I don't send them out. 583 00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:06,199 Why? 584 00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:09,197 I guess I'm crazy. 585 00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:14,720 Tell me, Alex. 586 00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:18,360 I can't tell you. I... You wouldn't understand. 587 00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:20,710 It's ridiculous. It's... 588 00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:26,159 It's my punishment. 589 00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:29,352 That's what it is, Harry. 590 00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:34,480 Punishment for what? 591 00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:38,719 Punishment for what we do here. 592 00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:42,036 For what we do here. 593 00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:01,550 You're being punished for being bad? 594 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,740 Yeah, well, if you wanna put it like that. 595 00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:07,760 So we'll be good. 596 00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:09,800 That's how we'll beat the bastards. 597 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,520 Yes, Harry, that's very nice but it's not very sensible. 598 00:44:12,720 --> 00:44:14,320 Of course it's sensible! 599 00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:15,800 We'll be good! 600 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:17,280 We? 601 00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:19,596 Both of us. 602 00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:22,272 You'll be good? 603 00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:26,920 I think we should fire Krappe Chemicals. 604 00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:29,759 I think that's the place to start. Yeah. 605 00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:33,639 Why? 606 00:44:34,720 --> 00:44:36,000 They use saccharine. 607 00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:38,560 So that you don't have to do your conference reports every Saturday. 608 00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:40,360 I'm damned if I'm gonna be punished forever. 609 00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:41,960 Do you wanna be in hell forever? 610 00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:45,560 $2 million is a big client, Harry. 611 00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:48,520 Don't you think it'd seem a little inconsistent, 612 00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:53,160 suddenly, after all this time, to fire them? 613 00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:55,828 But they weren't doing it before I died. 614 00:44:56,920 --> 00:45:01,000 Harry, they've been using saccharine for 20 years. 615 00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:03,680 Here's to us. We are going to be good. 616 00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:06,872 You're gonna be broke. Who cares? 617 00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:20,959 Who cleaned up? 618 00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:24,540 He's cleaned everybody's shoes and all the windows. 619 00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:27,840 Why? He's being good. 620 00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:29,320 He's what? 621 00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:31,397 He's being good, he told me. 622 00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:33,880 Go and have a shower. 623 00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:36,680 I can't. Why not? 624 00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:38,950 He's cleaning up the bathroom. 625 00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:42,320 Fuck him! 626 00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:45,557 Fuck him! What's he up to? 627 00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:54,080 Why do you have to humiliate me? 628 00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:56,635 Why do you make me feel like a tramp? 629 00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:01,400 Hey! Hey! 630 00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:03,670 You bastard! 631 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:21,754 Betty. Betty! Is that you in there? 632 00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:33,320 it was exactly one week since Harry Joy 633 00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:37,280 promised Alex Duval that he would be good. 634 00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:43,428 It was already looking like a risky and unnecessary sort of thing to do. 635 00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:48,200 His notebooks seemed a little crazy to him. 636 00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:51,440 Perhaps he had been mad after all. 637 00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:56,480 But he wasn't quite ready to deny his notebooks. 638 00:46:56,680 --> 00:47:01,993 He promised to undertake one last test. 639 00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:25,720 Hey, you! 640 00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:27,200 In the tree! 641 00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:29,197 Down here! 642 00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:34,799 It's only me. 643 00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:37,160 Mr Joy. 644 00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:38,839 What's up? 645 00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:42,400 I've lost my key. 646 00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:45,840 Who is it? It's only Mr Joy. He's lost his key. 647 00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:49,160 The boy is home. Your son is home. 648 00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:51,040 I know. 649 00:47:51,240 --> 00:47:53,200 - He knows. - I'm not deaf! 650 00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:56,360 Do you want me to ring the doorbell for you? 651 00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:58,880 Stupid, stupid. 652 00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:01,280 I want to surprise them. 653 00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:05,917 Silly old fart. He wants to surprise them. 654 00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:26,599 Joel! 655 00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:32,440 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Shh! 656 00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:33,920 Don't go away. 657 00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:35,792 I can't wait! 658 00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:40,600 Yes! 659 00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:44,395 - Yes. - Mmm! 660 00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:48,640 Shhh! 661 00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:50,319 Shhhit! 662 00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:54,200 Hey? 663 00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:55,680 My God. 664 00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:58,030 He's hung himself. 665 00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:04,080 Get me down! 666 00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:06,200 Harry? What are you doing? 667 00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:07,680 Get me down! 668 00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:10,800 My goodness. I'm coming, Mr Joy. 669 00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:15,120 Don't worry. You just hang in there. I'll get you down. 670 00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:17,400 Daddy! 671 00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:18,920 Alright, Mr Joy. 672 00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:20,758 I'll get you up. 673 00:49:27,240 --> 00:49:30,520 I curse you. 674 00:49:30,720 --> 00:49:34,998 I curse you all for all time and without exception! 675 00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:51,237 He forgot his shoe. 676 00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:04,240 - Can I have a room? - Certainly. 677 00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:15,640 What are you shaving your legs for? 678 00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:18,229 Someone round here's gotta make the money. 679 00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:28,680 Honey Barbara loves the city! 680 00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:30,520 Who told you that? 681 00:50:30,720 --> 00:50:32,680 Honey Barbara loves the city! 682 00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:34,440 I do not. 683 00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:38,155 Honey Barbara loves the city! 684 00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:25,000 He's taken a suite! A whole suite! Not a room, a suite! 685 00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:26,480 Honey, I do know the difference. 686 00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:29,000 Yeah, well, the business can't afford it. We're paying 90 days already. 687 00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:30,480 He is not well. 688 00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:32,680 He is sick - sick in the head. Insane! 689 00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:34,560 Yeah? Sick, is he? 690 00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:36,040 Yeah! 691 00:51:36,240 --> 00:51:38,090 I know who's sick and it's not Harry. 692 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:40,433 You watch your manners! 693 00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:43,360 Manners? 694 00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:46,860 You send doctors to commit your husband and you talk about manners? 695 00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:49,880 I can't stand this. 696 00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:52,514 He's too clever for them. He charmed them. 697 00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:58,800 Joel, if you're gonna live here, you must learn to shut the screen doors. 698 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:00,280 The mosquitos get in. 699 00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:02,280 Sorry, Davey. 700 00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:03,760 David. 701 00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:06,394 Yeah. Yeah, Okay. 702 00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:12,880 What you need is a doctor who can't be charmed. 703 00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:16,120 Yes? Go on. 704 00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:18,160 I can get it done. 705 00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:22,040 Davey, I don't wanna be rude but you're just a kid. 706 00:52:22,240 --> 00:52:24,360 You're hardly an expert. You're not an expert either. 707 00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:26,560 That's why Harry's still in the Haygate. 708 00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:30,600 It'll cost money. Well, here you go. Money. 709 00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:32,920 $5,000. 710 00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:35,160 Do I have to listen to this? 711 00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:37,310 To make money, you've gotta spend money. 712 00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:41,079 I'll pay the five grand. 713 00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:43,880 You're your mother's son, aren't you? 714 00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:46,833 Where would he get five grand from? 715 00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:50,115 In return... Yeah? 716 00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:52,480 ...I'm... I'm leaving school. 717 00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:54,160 I don't wanna go to university. 718 00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:56,760 I don't wanna be a doctor. I've got a job waiting for me. 719 00:52:56,960 --> 00:52:59,560 You're astonishing. I don't believe it! 720 00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:01,640 A job? With who? 721 00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:04,200 Frank da Silva's offered me... 722 00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:05,920 Davey, he's a criminal. 723 00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:08,236 Davey, he's a criminal! 724 00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:12,440 He's a businessman. A very successful businessman. 725 00:53:12,640 --> 00:53:15,720 $5,000. You must really hate your father. 726 00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:18,240 No! 727 00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:22,360 $5,000 just to lock him up? I don't hate him! He's sick! 728 00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:24,520 - Boy! - You're a hypocrite! 729 00:53:24,720 --> 00:53:27,234 I didn't wanna do this! I didn't wanna do it! 730 00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:32,820 You tell Harry about any of this and I'll kill you. 731 00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:10,031 G'day, Harry. Hello, Adrian. 732 00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:20,953 Yes. Very nice. 733 00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:25,638 Very nice indeed. 734 00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:34,199 Thank you. Cheers. 735 00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:41,959 Adrian... 736 00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:45,760 ...I can't have you as a client anymore. 737 00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:47,393 I have to fire you. 738 00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:54,396 Alright. Alright, I'll pay for lunch. 739 00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:56,760 It's not personal. 740 00:54:56,960 --> 00:55:00,635 It's not you. It's the products. 741 00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:09,953 Dear Jesus, you're serious. Yes. 742 00:55:11,720 --> 00:55:14,320 You got me to drive 20 miles so that you could fire me. 743 00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:17,880 I came here to jolly you up because I thought you'd left your wife. 744 00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:19,920 Why should I leave my wife? 745 00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:21,960 Well, no reason. It's... 746 00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:23,520 .. it's just what I thought. 747 00:55:23,720 --> 00:55:25,320 I mean, it seems a funny thing to think. 748 00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:27,192 We've been married for 18 years. 749 00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:31,352 You are here to be fired. 750 00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:35,600 Holy Jesus. You're mad. 751 00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:39,873 I have evidence that three of your products cause cancer. 752 00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:43,880 Shit. You deny it? 753 00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:45,720 Of course I don't deny it. 754 00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:48,400 For Christ's sakes, Harry, it's been going on for years. 755 00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:49,880 Remember those tests in America? 756 00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:53,320 Those tests were invalid. They used too much saccharine. 757 00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:54,800 Harry, Harry, Harry... 758 00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:56,840 What do you mean, Harry, Harry, Harry? 759 00:55:57,040 --> 00:55:59,840 That's what you told me - or somebody who resembled you. 760 00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:01,760 We both knew that was the company line. 761 00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:03,600 We had to pretend to believe it. 762 00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:06,550 You don't deny that you make products that cause cancer? 763 00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:09,999 Of course I don't. 764 00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:14,439 Then you're fired. 765 00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:22,760 Alright. You wanna throw away money, I'll help you throw away some more. 766 00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:24,359 Room service, please. 767 00:56:51,480 --> 00:56:52,879 Fucking idiot! 768 00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:04,638 Bloody marvellous oysters in this country. 769 00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:10,640 You know, Harry, 770 00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:13,280 where exactly are you going to draw the line? 771 00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:16,560 If you fire us you'll have to fire all your clients. I'm sorry. 772 00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:18,040 That's alright. 773 00:57:18,240 --> 00:57:19,639 Now, listen... 774 00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:26,668 They release about 80,000 totally new organic compounds every year. 775 00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:28,600 None of them are properly tested. 776 00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:31,109 God knows how many cause cancer! 777 00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:36,840 The whole of the Western world is built on things that cause cancer. 778 00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:38,996 They cannot afford to stop making them. 779 00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:42,680 For Christ's sake. Look at your clients. 780 00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:46,280 Austrol have benzine in petrol, which is a carcinogen. 781 00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:48,160 Mitsuzi use it making tyres. 782 00:57:48,360 --> 00:57:50,400 And we... we use saccharine. 783 00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:56,520 And even if we switch to cyclamates instead, they're just as suspect. 784 00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:59,000 And that other lot, your dry-cleaning company, 785 00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:00,997 use carbon tetrachloride! 786 00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:06,440 And every time an announcement is made 787 00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:09,518 that something MIGHT cause cancer... 788 00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:15,560 ...people are less worried because they cannot believe it possible 789 00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:20,276 that half of what they breathe and eat... 790 00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:24,800 ...is gonna kill them. 791 00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:29,198 And there you sit resigning our business because we use saccharine! 792 00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:38,160 You don't believe me, do you? 793 00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:40,191 I'll show you something. 794 00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:51,038 Move this stuff out of the way. 795 00:58:53,120 --> 00:58:54,519 Now this... 796 00:58:56,880 --> 00:58:59,520 ...this is a cancer map. 797 00:58:59,720 --> 00:59:02,360 It shows the incidence of cancer 798 00:59:02,560 --> 00:59:04,280 according to the place of residence 799 00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:06,120 and the place of work. 800 00:59:06,320 --> 00:59:09,080 You see, it is not random. 801 00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:14,513 If you live here, say, you are very likely to get cancer of the lymph. 802 00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:18,710 Do you know what the lymph gland does? 803 00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:24,033 You see? There's a damn epidemic going on, Harry. 804 00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:30,120 You cannot even buy a map like this anymore, 805 00:59:30,320 --> 00:59:32,320 unless you know someone very important... 806 00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:35,111 ...in an insurance company. 807 00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:52,996 My wife has cancer, Harry. 808 00:59:54,600 --> 00:59:55,999 She's... 809 00:59:57,840 --> 01:00:00,479 She weighs four stone, six pounds and people... 810 01:00:02,880 --> 01:00:06,316 ...people come like ghouls to look at her! 811 01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:12,880 Our real friends are nice enough to stay away, of course. 812 01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:15,919 It's alright. 813 01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:19,753 Don't say anything. 814 01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:22,319 But don't... 815 01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:25,630 ...preach to me about cancer. 816 01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,639 I'm sorry. I have to fire you. 817 01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:37,079 Shit, Harry. 818 01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:43,397 Let's get some girls up here. 819 01:00:56,400 --> 01:00:58,000 Don't worry about me if I talk too much. 820 01:00:58,200 --> 01:01:00,280 I've got all this city shit in me. 821 01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:02,000 Makes me a bit speedy. 822 01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:03,480 Are you from the country? 823 01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:05,636 I'm not from any place. 824 01:01:14,240 --> 01:01:16,160 200 bucks. No funny stuff. 825 01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:17,680 No golden showers. 826 01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:19,280 I don't want any funny stuff. 827 01:01:19,480 --> 01:01:21,710 But I'll need a pen. 828 01:01:24,680 --> 01:01:26,000 If you change your mind, it's Okay. 829 01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:28,120 I'll just call the office and they'll send someone else. 830 01:01:28,320 --> 01:01:31,630 No, no. It's Okay. I don't want anything funny. 831 01:01:33,680 --> 01:01:35,160 Better to get it all up front, then. 832 01:01:35,360 --> 01:01:37,040 Cards on the table. 833 01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:38,520 All hangin' out. 834 01:01:38,720 --> 01:01:40,119 That's the truth. 835 01:02:02,280 --> 01:02:04,180 You don't know what I'm doing, do you? 836 01:02:05,120 --> 01:02:06,400 Well, it's not what you think. 837 01:02:06,600 --> 01:02:08,080 I wasn't thinking anything. 838 01:02:08,280 --> 01:02:09,560 Well, it's not. 839 01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:12,040 Look. It's honey. 840 01:02:12,240 --> 01:02:14,800 What are you gonna do with that? 841 01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:20,040 You people are amazing. 842 01:02:20,240 --> 01:02:21,639 What people? 843 01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:24,080 Come here. 844 01:02:24,280 --> 01:02:25,679 Come on. Come over here. 845 01:02:27,240 --> 01:02:28,639 Come on! 846 01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:31,839 Sit down here, next to me. 847 01:02:37,680 --> 01:02:41,753 Now, look at my eyes and look at your eyes. 848 01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:45,119 You've got beautiful eyes. 849 01:02:46,720 --> 01:02:48,320 It's honey. 850 01:02:48,520 --> 01:02:51,800 Now, you... you eat too much salt. 851 01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:53,680 It's all there in your eyes. 852 01:02:53,880 --> 01:02:55,791 Years and years of salt. 853 01:02:57,880 --> 01:02:59,440 And you've got a sodium ring too. 854 01:02:59,640 --> 01:03:01,392 Yeah, it's really bad. 855 01:03:03,720 --> 01:03:05,470 But you've got very nice eyelashes. 856 01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:11,200 And from that angle you look a bit like Krishna. 857 01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:13,630 Yeah, so I've been told. 858 01:03:16,600 --> 01:03:17,880 You know who Krishna is? 859 01:03:18,080 --> 01:03:19,440 Certainly. 860 01:03:19,640 --> 01:03:20,920 Really? 861 01:03:21,120 --> 01:03:22,400 Yeah. 862 01:03:22,600 --> 01:03:26,195 Well... would you like some of my honey? 863 01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:33,200 Now, this is very powerful honey. 864 01:03:33,400 --> 01:03:35,500 You shouldn't have more than a teaspoonful. 865 01:03:40,920 --> 01:03:42,319 Mmm. 866 01:03:43,880 --> 01:03:45,480 Do you have lots of whores? 867 01:03:45,680 --> 01:03:47,716 A few. 868 01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:53,635 Well, you're in luck today 'cause you've struck a gifted amateur. 869 01:04:36,600 --> 01:04:37,999 Was it worth it? 870 01:04:39,080 --> 01:04:40,638 Every cent. 871 01:04:41,720 --> 01:04:43,153 How about you? 872 01:04:46,560 --> 01:04:47,959 Didn't feel a thing. 873 01:04:49,040 --> 01:04:50,320 Nothing? 874 01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:52,033 Nup. Never do. 875 01:04:59,040 --> 01:05:00,996 You must have felt something. 876 01:05:10,200 --> 01:05:12,720 You see, it's all in my karma. 877 01:05:12,920 --> 01:05:16,040 See, what you do in one life, that's what happens to you in the next. 878 01:05:16,240 --> 01:05:19,480 Now, I must have been a real slut in my last life, 879 01:05:19,680 --> 01:05:21,800 so in this life I don't like fucking much. 880 01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:25,560 Is that the truth? Yeah. 881 01:05:25,760 --> 01:05:27,760 See, karma means if you're good in one life 882 01:05:27,960 --> 01:05:29,720 you'll have a better time in the next 883 01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:32,036 and if you're bad, well, vice versa. 884 01:05:34,080 --> 01:05:35,672 If you're good... 885 01:05:37,880 --> 01:05:39,480 Don't you take the piss outta me, alright? 886 01:05:39,680 --> 01:05:40,960 No, no, no. Tell me. 887 01:05:41,160 --> 01:05:46,360 If you're good in one life, you have a better time in the next? 888 01:05:46,560 --> 01:05:47,840 Yeah. 889 01:05:48,040 --> 01:05:49,680 That's what I'm doing. 890 01:05:49,880 --> 01:05:51,840 But you're a businessman. 891 01:05:52,040 --> 01:05:53,320 Advertising. 892 01:05:53,520 --> 01:05:55,080 That's really bad karma. 893 01:05:55,280 --> 01:05:56,600 No! No, I'm being good. 894 01:05:56,800 --> 01:05:58,560 You can't possibly be. 895 01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:00,680 I have just fired a $2 million client 896 01:06:00,880 --> 01:06:02,640 because his product causes cancer. 897 01:06:02,840 --> 01:06:04,280 That's him in the next room. 898 01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:06,680 $2 million? Sure. 899 01:06:06,880 --> 01:06:08,280 That's good. It has to be. 900 01:06:08,480 --> 01:06:10,391 Well, it's not bad. 901 01:06:26,520 --> 01:06:30,360 A cancer map. It's a map of where we live. 902 01:06:30,560 --> 01:06:31,959 Look at it. 903 01:06:33,040 --> 01:06:34,439 Look. 904 01:06:36,400 --> 01:06:37,680 Shit! 905 01:06:37,880 --> 01:06:40,080 Where'd you get this thing? 906 01:06:40,280 --> 01:06:41,679 I stole it from him. 907 01:06:43,960 --> 01:06:45,440 You're one hell of a businessman. 908 01:06:45,640 --> 01:06:47,760 I trusted you the moment you walked in. 909 01:06:47,960 --> 01:06:50,640 It's my opinion that I am living in hell 910 01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:54,276 and all this - this - is hell. 911 01:07:09,360 --> 01:07:10,640 I'm so sorry. 912 01:07:10,840 --> 01:07:13,673 Your... friend is using the other one. 913 01:07:18,920 --> 01:07:20,353 Do you think I'm crazy? 914 01:07:21,640 --> 01:07:22,920 Crazy? 915 01:07:23,120 --> 01:07:24,599 Course you're not crazy. 916 01:07:26,320 --> 01:07:27,680 Just look at the damn map. 917 01:07:27,880 --> 01:07:29,360 They're trying to get me locked up. 918 01:07:29,560 --> 01:07:30,840 Yeah, I'll bet they are. 919 01:07:31,040 --> 01:07:32,320 How come they haven't? 920 01:07:32,520 --> 01:07:34,520 I give them champagne. 921 01:07:34,720 --> 01:07:36,360 The cops? The doctors. 922 01:07:36,560 --> 01:07:38,840 Won't work. 923 01:07:39,040 --> 01:07:40,320 I tell them stories. 924 01:07:40,520 --> 01:07:42,000 It's worked so far. 925 01:07:42,200 --> 01:07:44,080 Well, it won't work for long. 926 01:07:44,280 --> 01:07:47,989 Now, listen to me, 'cause this is something I know about. 927 01:07:51,080 --> 01:07:57,069 Now, don't carry and drugs and don't have any books - no books at all. 928 01:07:57,360 --> 01:08:00,720 And don't be a smartarse with the cops. Just don't argue with them. 929 01:08:00,920 --> 01:08:02,960 But don't let them search your room without a witness. 930 01:08:03,160 --> 01:08:06,720 Just be nice to them. Make them tea. 931 01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:09,240 Don't let your voice shake when you talk to them 932 01:08:09,440 --> 01:08:10,760 and always have money. 933 01:08:10,960 --> 01:08:15,120 Now, when the shrinks come to get you, don't fight them, 934 01:08:15,320 --> 01:08:16,600 otherwise they'll shoot you full of pentathol 935 01:08:16,800 --> 01:08:18,360 and you'll arrive at the nuthouse unconscious. 936 01:08:18,560 --> 01:08:21,320 Never, ever, ever arrive at a nuthouse unconscious. 937 01:08:21,520 --> 01:08:25,120 See, if you can arrive conscious, you can sign yourself in. 938 01:08:25,320 --> 01:08:27,200 They call it voluntary admission. 939 01:08:27,400 --> 01:08:29,160 Well, if you can sign yourself in, 940 01:08:29,360 --> 01:08:31,320 with any luck you can sign yourself out. 941 01:08:31,520 --> 01:08:33,397 How do you know all this? 942 01:08:35,560 --> 01:08:37,800 Most of all, never admit to anyone 943 01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:40,520 that you think someone is trying to threaten you, attack you, 944 01:08:40,720 --> 01:08:43,160 pinch you, fuck you, get you in any way, 945 01:08:43,360 --> 01:08:45,720 otherwise they'll bust you for paranoia and lock you up for good. 946 01:08:45,920 --> 01:08:48,720 Even though you're really being irradiated by the air 947 01:08:48,920 --> 01:08:50,320 and poisoned by the water. 948 01:08:50,520 --> 01:08:52,272 And remember... 949 01:08:53,520 --> 01:08:56,114 ...one in every three is a spy. 950 01:08:58,520 --> 01:08:59,999 What's your name? 951 01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:04,399 Zelda. 952 01:09:06,560 --> 01:09:08,800 That your real name? 953 01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:11,309 What do you reckon? 954 01:09:52,640 --> 01:09:55,240 Listen, you're supposed to be selling dope, 955 01:09:55,440 --> 01:09:57,440 not lying around eating dead chook. 956 01:09:57,640 --> 01:10:00,600 They're expecting you home. They need the money. 957 01:10:00,800 --> 01:10:02,677 Or have you forgotten? 958 01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:06,956 I think I've scored a regular client. 959 01:10:12,400 --> 01:10:14,277 So who's full of city shit? 960 01:10:16,960 --> 01:10:19,160 Do you think I'm doing this for fun? 961 01:10:19,360 --> 01:10:23,990 No. Honey Barbara is doing it for the good of the community. 962 01:10:26,760 --> 01:10:29,280 Anyway, he's not like an ordinary businessman. 963 01:10:29,480 --> 01:10:32,756 You'd really like him, Day. He's amazing. 964 01:10:34,200 --> 01:10:35,850 You're really into it, aren't ya? 965 01:10:37,800 --> 01:10:39,199 You really love it. 966 01:10:41,360 --> 01:10:43,828 Okay, Damien, what's happening with the dope? 967 01:10:51,760 --> 01:10:54,035 Damien? 968 01:10:56,720 --> 01:10:58,119 Day? 969 01:11:04,120 --> 01:11:05,519 We got ripped off. 970 01:11:08,680 --> 01:11:10,193 They had a gun. 971 01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:14,199 They took the lot. 972 01:11:29,760 --> 01:11:31,040 Who is it? 973 01:11:31,240 --> 01:11:34,357 Harry, I've got to talk. I'm drunk. 974 01:11:40,920 --> 01:11:42,319 Harry. Yes. 975 01:11:44,240 --> 01:11:45,958 I'm sorry I'm drunk. 976 01:12:00,760 --> 01:12:02,398 I don't mind... 977 01:12:04,880 --> 01:12:06,279 Here's to me. 978 01:12:11,760 --> 01:12:13,920 You've turned into a cold fish, Harry. 979 01:12:14,120 --> 01:12:16,240 You never used to be cold. 980 01:12:16,440 --> 01:12:19,318 You were a fool, but you were warm. 981 01:12:20,400 --> 01:12:21,680 What's in there? 982 01:12:21,880 --> 01:12:23,359 It's the bedroom. 983 01:12:25,360 --> 01:12:27,032 How much does this cost? 984 01:12:29,240 --> 01:12:30,600 Fuck you, Harry! 985 01:12:30,800 --> 01:12:33,000 You went and left us in the lurch. 986 01:12:33,200 --> 01:12:36,080 You fire a $2 million client - my client - 987 01:12:36,280 --> 01:12:37,679 and you don't even tell me! 988 01:12:39,280 --> 01:12:41,120 What is in there? 989 01:12:41,320 --> 01:12:44,480 Alex, don't you remember? I promised I'd fire them. 990 01:12:44,680 --> 01:12:46,320 I didn't ask. 991 01:12:46,520 --> 01:12:48,120 You decided. 992 01:12:48,320 --> 01:12:52,199 You interfered in my life, in my private life. 993 01:12:54,720 --> 01:12:56,199 So I'm crazy. 994 01:12:58,040 --> 01:13:00,110 Did I ever hurt you? 995 01:13:03,040 --> 01:13:07,800 All your life, you walk about, 996 01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:10,600 you don't see anything bad, 997 01:13:10,800 --> 01:13:13,314 and now you bloody wake up - why? 998 01:13:14,760 --> 01:13:16,680 What do you want to destroy me for? 999 01:13:16,880 --> 01:13:18,520 Alex, Alex... 1000 01:13:18,720 --> 01:13:20,631 Why do you want to destroy me? 1001 01:13:26,040 --> 01:13:27,600 I'm leaving the agency. 1002 01:13:27,800 --> 01:13:32,040 I am resigning. 1003 01:13:32,240 --> 01:13:34,320 And you - 1004 01:13:34,520 --> 01:13:38,274 you are pathetic! 1005 01:13:39,840 --> 01:13:45,812 Adrian Clunes is taking his business to Burns and MacArthur 1006 01:13:46,800 --> 01:13:49,792 and he wants me to go with him. 1007 01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:54,120 All those years that I was in accounts 1008 01:13:54,320 --> 01:13:56,720 and you were taking profit? 1009 01:13:56,920 --> 01:14:01,357 Well, I am going to be a director and I am going to get some profit. 1010 01:14:07,360 --> 01:14:09,840 Hey, look at you looking at your watch. 1011 01:14:10,040 --> 01:14:12,840 I was just trying to say that I'm sorry. 1012 01:14:13,040 --> 01:14:14,840 I've got to earn a living. 1013 01:14:15,040 --> 01:14:17,040 Alex, I'm gonna put you to bed. 1014 01:14:17,240 --> 01:14:20,073 You would have had to have fired me in the end. 1015 01:14:21,520 --> 01:14:24,592 Just don't blame me. 1016 01:14:28,800 --> 01:14:30,320 I'm only Alex. 1017 01:14:30,520 --> 01:14:33,120 Fuck it. 1018 01:14:33,320 --> 01:14:36,357 Would you get out? What are you doing? 1019 01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:04,719 This is ridiculous. 1020 01:15:06,920 --> 01:15:09,320 If you get up at 4:00, no-one can ever get you. 1021 01:15:09,520 --> 01:15:11,560 You get used to it. 1022 01:15:11,760 --> 01:15:13,830 Do you always get up at 4:00? 1023 01:15:14,920 --> 01:15:17,070 Your alarm clock is your key to freedom. 1024 01:15:19,080 --> 01:15:20,479 I'm glad I met you. 1025 01:15:22,440 --> 01:15:23,720 I'm glad I met you. 1026 01:15:23,920 --> 01:15:25,420 I couldn't hack it without ya. 1027 01:15:26,400 --> 01:15:27,680 What does he weigh? 1028 01:15:27,880 --> 01:15:30,189 Approximately 140, 160. 1029 01:16:08,640 --> 01:16:10,080 Good morning, Mr Joy. 1030 01:16:10,280 --> 01:16:12,920 This is Dr Cornelius and I'm Dr Hennessy. 1031 01:16:13,120 --> 01:16:15,440 Now, we'd like you to come with us very quietly 1032 01:16:15,640 --> 01:16:18,440 and we'll take you to a place where they'll make you feel better. 1033 01:16:18,640 --> 01:16:20,039 What? 1034 01:16:50,640 --> 01:16:53,760 Poor man. He fought 'em. 1035 01:16:53,960 --> 01:16:57,920 They'll let him go. When they find out, they'll have to let him go. 1036 01:16:58,120 --> 01:16:59,400 Don't count on it. 1037 01:16:59,600 --> 01:17:02,250 The nuthouse gets a subsidy. They'll want to keep him. 1038 01:17:07,880 --> 01:17:09,520 What are you doing? What are you... 1039 01:17:09,720 --> 01:17:11,120 I'm not gonna have this on my conscience. 1040 01:17:11,320 --> 01:17:12,600 No! 1041 01:17:12,800 --> 01:17:15,519 No. You can come and live with me. 1042 01:17:24,080 --> 01:17:25,930 You probably wouldn't like it anyway. 1043 01:17:32,600 --> 01:17:34,440 They'd think you were a spy. 1044 01:17:34,640 --> 01:17:35,920 Hello, Joel? 1045 01:17:36,120 --> 01:17:38,280 Doctors Cornelius and Hennessy 1046 01:17:38,480 --> 01:17:40,640 called on Harry Joy two weeks later. 1047 01:17:40,840 --> 01:17:43,840 They arrived at four o'clock in the afternoon, 1048 01:17:44,040 --> 01:17:46,000 injected him swiftly 1049 01:17:46,200 --> 01:17:49,640 and carried him off without the slightest struggle. 1050 01:17:49,840 --> 01:17:51,876 Now, what have they told you about me? 1051 01:17:54,240 --> 01:17:56,310 Have you seen me on television? 1052 01:18:01,240 --> 01:18:04,835 This is a mental hospital where we lock up mad people. 1053 01:18:05,920 --> 01:18:07,319 First unpleasant fact. 1054 01:18:08,640 --> 01:18:11,200 Second unpleasant fact - 1055 01:18:11,400 --> 01:18:13,080 this is a business 1056 01:18:13,280 --> 01:18:16,192 and I am doing it to make money just like anybody else. 1057 01:18:17,320 --> 01:18:19,170 What is the purpose of this business? 1058 01:18:21,280 --> 01:18:23,191 It's to make money. 1059 01:18:24,720 --> 01:18:27,598 This is a human garbage disposal. 1060 01:18:29,360 --> 01:18:30,873 Do you find that shocking? 1061 01:18:34,280 --> 01:18:36,440 The old men are soaked in urine. 1062 01:18:36,640 --> 01:18:38,073 Someone threw them out. 1063 01:18:40,240 --> 01:18:41,753 Do you find that shocking? 1064 01:18:43,040 --> 01:18:45,508 Well, it's not shocking. It's life. 1065 01:18:46,600 --> 01:18:47,400 Yes? 1066 01:18:47,600 --> 01:18:49,800 When do we get our ginger coffee? 1067 01:18:50,000 --> 01:18:51,880 There's no ginger toffee here. 1068 01:18:52,080 --> 01:18:53,480 Yes, there is. 1069 01:18:53,680 --> 01:18:56,160 He means ginger toffee. 1070 01:18:56,360 --> 01:18:59,557 We chose this project so we get ginger toffee. 1071 01:19:08,200 --> 01:19:10,270 Take them across to the ginger factory. 1072 01:19:12,120 --> 01:19:13,720 It's where you were meant to be. 1073 01:19:36,920 --> 01:19:38,638 - Put me down! - Go away! 1074 01:19:43,560 --> 01:19:46,360 Stay away! 1075 01:19:46,560 --> 01:19:47,960 Let me go! 1076 01:19:48,160 --> 01:19:51,948 No! No! 1077 01:19:53,800 --> 01:19:55,597 Put me down! 1078 01:19:59,280 --> 01:20:02,000 Let me go! Let me go! 1079 01:20:02,200 --> 01:20:04,475 Let me go! 1080 01:20:05,560 --> 01:20:07,790 Let me go! Let me go! 1081 01:20:10,120 --> 01:20:14,955 Let me go! Let me go! 1082 01:21:15,360 --> 01:21:18,160 Mr Joy, I am Alice Dalton. 1083 01:21:18,360 --> 01:21:21,720 This is my hospital and you are here because you are sick. 1084 01:21:21,920 --> 01:21:23,880 Unpleasant fact number one. 1085 01:21:24,080 --> 01:21:26,320 Unpleasant fact number two - 1086 01:21:26,520 --> 01:21:28,320 you are in the wrong bed. 1087 01:21:28,520 --> 01:21:30,880 Please don't interrupt. 1088 01:21:31,080 --> 01:21:35,520 When we assign you a bed, we do it for a reason or reasons. 1089 01:21:35,720 --> 01:21:39,200 We know things, Mr Joy, that you could never possibly know. 1090 01:21:39,400 --> 01:21:43,120 It... it has my name on it. 1091 01:21:43,320 --> 01:21:48,120 How could you possibly know that there are two Mr Joys in this room? 1092 01:21:48,320 --> 01:21:51,676 You thought you knew it all and now you find you don't. 1093 01:21:52,880 --> 01:21:54,840 So be a love and get back into your bed. 1094 01:21:55,040 --> 01:21:57,760 But I'm Harry Joy. 1095 01:21:57,960 --> 01:22:00,428 No, you are Mr Joy. 1096 01:22:02,960 --> 01:22:04,760 Mr Harry Joy. 1097 01:22:04,960 --> 01:22:09,317 You are not Mr Harry Joy. 1098 01:22:11,400 --> 01:22:12,760 I should know my own name. 1099 01:22:12,960 --> 01:22:16,920 If you knew your own name then you would not be here. 1100 01:22:17,120 --> 01:22:19,640 I am here because I not only know my own name 1101 01:22:19,840 --> 01:22:22,195 but the names of all my patients. 1102 01:22:23,440 --> 01:22:25,720 You see, Mr Joy, this is my specialty. 1103 01:22:25,920 --> 01:22:27,558 It is my business. 1104 01:22:29,040 --> 01:22:31,760 Now, why don't you get out of Mr Harry Joy's bed 1105 01:22:31,960 --> 01:22:33,720 before he comes back? 1106 01:22:33,920 --> 01:22:37,117 You don't want to start off in his bad books too. 1107 01:22:38,320 --> 01:22:39,719 Now, come on. 1108 01:22:43,200 --> 01:22:44,633 Good. Come on. 1109 01:22:46,640 --> 01:22:48,039 There. 1110 01:22:50,120 --> 01:22:51,519 There we are. 1111 01:22:53,120 --> 01:22:54,519 Good. 1112 01:23:28,880 --> 01:23:30,279 Alex! 1113 01:23:36,320 --> 01:23:38,600 The name is Harry Joy. 1114 01:23:38,800 --> 01:23:41,800 Come on. Don't be silly. 1115 01:23:42,000 --> 01:23:44,160 Alex? Do you want to talk to Mrs Dalton? 1116 01:23:44,360 --> 01:23:48,160 Alex, I am sorry. I shouldn't have left you alone at the hotel. 1117 01:23:48,360 --> 01:23:49,800 Just don't go around saying you're Harry Joy 1118 01:23:50,000 --> 01:23:51,440 or you'll get into a lot of trouble. 1119 01:23:51,640 --> 01:23:53,920 No. Come on, Alex. 1120 01:23:54,120 --> 01:23:58,113 You know when I first came here I didn't want to be Harry Joy? 1121 01:24:00,280 --> 01:24:02,760 Then one day I just stopped fighting and I realised the truth - 1122 01:24:02,960 --> 01:24:06,600 that I'd always hated being Alex Duval. 1123 01:24:06,800 --> 01:24:09,320 My name was making me miserable. 1124 01:24:09,520 --> 01:24:11,240 I had the wrong name. 1125 01:24:11,440 --> 01:24:14,840 But, Alex, they called you Harry Joy because they thought you were me. 1126 01:24:15,040 --> 01:24:16,320 They got you by mistake. 1127 01:24:16,520 --> 01:24:18,160 You can't be destructive with me anymore. 1128 01:24:18,360 --> 01:24:20,880 Alex... Alex... 1129 01:24:21,080 --> 01:24:23,040 They put you in here to test me. 1130 01:24:23,240 --> 01:24:26,000 That Alice Dalton's a clever woman. 1131 01:24:26,200 --> 01:24:27,600 Did they tell you it was a test? 1132 01:24:27,800 --> 01:24:30,000 Of course not! It wouldn't be a test if they told me. 1133 01:24:30,200 --> 01:24:33,680 Alex... Please call me Harry. 1134 01:24:33,880 --> 01:24:37,880 Alex... Alright. Harry... 1135 01:24:38,080 --> 01:24:42,600 Harry, you don't have to be in hospital. It's not you they want. 1136 01:24:42,800 --> 01:24:45,800 You don't want to knuckle down under Harry Joy, do you? 1137 01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:49,600 The irony. 1138 01:24:49,800 --> 01:24:54,440 You know, I'm not surprised to see you end up here, Harry. 1139 01:24:54,640 --> 01:24:55,920 Fuck it. What? 1140 01:24:56,120 --> 01:24:57,720 I called you Harry. Don't worry about it. 1141 01:24:57,920 --> 01:24:59,200 I've got to worry about it. 1142 01:24:59,400 --> 01:25:02,320 I like being Harry Joy. 1143 01:25:02,520 --> 01:25:05,240 I'm a successful advertising man 1144 01:25:05,440 --> 01:25:09,228 and I don't worry about ethics or morality or justice. 1145 01:25:10,640 --> 01:25:13,632 I'm crazy but happy. 1146 01:25:15,240 --> 01:25:17,340 I told them the story about the butterfly. 1147 01:25:18,280 --> 01:25:19,560 And the New York stories. 1148 01:25:19,760 --> 01:25:21,210 Are they going to torture me? 1149 01:25:23,000 --> 01:25:24,280 Harry. 1150 01:25:24,480 --> 01:25:28,040 No. They need your subsidy. 1151 01:25:28,240 --> 01:25:30,196 You can have peace here. 1152 01:25:31,920 --> 01:25:33,200 No-one's gonna hurt you. 1153 01:25:33,400 --> 01:25:35,675 Fuck it. 1154 01:25:36,840 --> 01:25:38,239 I called you Harry again. 1155 01:25:42,400 --> 01:25:43,799 Here's to me. 1156 01:26:03,440 --> 01:26:04,920 You don't love me anymore, do you? 1157 01:26:05,120 --> 01:26:06,560 I just don't feel like it. 1158 01:26:06,760 --> 01:26:12,520 Honey... it's not my fault if Austrol won't buy your ads. 1159 01:26:12,720 --> 01:26:14,358 I didn't say it was. 1160 01:26:15,640 --> 01:26:16,920 Just relax. 1161 01:26:17,120 --> 01:26:18,520 How in the God can I relax 1162 01:26:18,720 --> 01:26:20,560 when I write a world-class campaign 1163 01:26:20,760 --> 01:26:22,840 and those provincial dumb-bums won't buy it? 1164 01:26:23,040 --> 01:26:25,080 What do they know about petrol? 1165 01:26:25,280 --> 01:26:26,560 It's in my damn blood. 1166 01:26:26,760 --> 01:26:29,410 I grew up with it. I ate and breathed the filthy muck. 1167 01:26:31,640 --> 01:26:33,517 You want Harry back, don't you? 1168 01:26:34,840 --> 01:26:36,876 You think Harry can sell your ads. 1169 01:26:39,920 --> 01:26:43,435 Joel, I never pretended I was nice. 1170 01:26:48,560 --> 01:26:52,030 This is the story of the vision splendid. 1171 01:26:54,480 --> 01:26:57,280 It had been dry six weeks 1172 01:26:57,480 --> 01:27:03,120 and the air was full of a red dust that covered everything. 1173 01:27:03,320 --> 01:27:07,640 Nobody thought that it would ever rain again. 1174 01:27:07,840 --> 01:27:11,240 And then, one afternoon, 1175 01:27:11,440 --> 01:27:16,040 we saw the storm clouds roll in from the south 1176 01:27:16,240 --> 01:27:18,040 and we all prayed for rain. 1177 01:27:18,240 --> 01:27:20,595 I hate that bastard Harry Joy. 1178 01:27:24,640 --> 01:27:27,140 Look at him - he doesn't give a fuck about anybody. 1179 01:27:29,360 --> 01:27:30,640 Stole my stories. 1180 01:27:30,840 --> 01:27:32,320 Well, that's what you do here, mate. 1181 01:27:32,520 --> 01:27:34,078 It's their specialty. 1182 01:27:35,160 --> 01:27:37,040 You don't get breakfast the morning that they come. 1183 01:27:37,240 --> 01:27:38,720 That's how you know, you see? 1184 01:27:38,920 --> 01:27:42,953 And then they take you to the shock table 1185 01:27:47,200 --> 01:27:51,120 ...and they put these two bits of tin, two bits of metal 1186 01:27:51,320 --> 01:27:53,709 on your head like this here. 1187 01:27:56,320 --> 01:27:58,560 It's the blackness that you can't imagine. 1188 01:27:58,760 --> 01:28:00,280 Blackness. 1189 01:28:00,480 --> 01:28:02,994 Cold, black ink. 1190 01:28:04,280 --> 01:28:05,679 Like death. 1191 01:28:10,680 --> 01:28:12,591 They steal your memories. 1192 01:28:13,760 --> 01:28:16,600 They take away the faces, 1193 01:28:16,800 --> 01:28:21,157 all your pictures, all your stories. 1194 01:28:25,160 --> 01:28:28,232 It was your mother! 1195 01:28:42,040 --> 01:28:44,120 She's a lonely woman. 1196 01:28:44,320 --> 01:28:47,440 And you're a good-looking fella. 1197 01:28:47,640 --> 01:28:49,240 You really think she'll let me out? 1198 01:28:49,440 --> 01:28:51,320 A lonely woman? 1199 01:28:51,520 --> 01:28:53,511 A good-looking fella. 1200 01:28:54,920 --> 01:28:57,000 A Californian poppy. 1201 01:28:57,200 --> 01:28:59,873 Never fails. 1202 01:29:16,520 --> 01:29:18,351 Sit down, Mr Duval. 1203 01:29:24,200 --> 01:29:25,315 Mr Joy. 1204 01:29:27,040 --> 01:29:28,917 No, Mr Duval. 1205 01:29:30,280 --> 01:29:31,920 Alice... 1206 01:29:32,120 --> 01:29:33,880 Mrs Dalton to you. 1207 01:29:34,080 --> 01:29:36,514 And if you've come to butter me up, forget it. 1208 01:29:38,600 --> 01:29:41,114 For God's sake, stop it. You look like a madman. 1209 01:29:43,880 --> 01:29:48,720 Let us address this problem sensibly on a business basis. 1210 01:29:48,920 --> 01:29:53,400 You, Mr Duval, are a source of revenue to me. 1211 01:29:53,600 --> 01:29:57,280 If you wish to depart, I will have to replace the revenue. 1212 01:29:57,480 --> 01:30:01,029 So that's it. Money. 1213 01:30:02,120 --> 01:30:04,680 At the end of the day, what else is there? 1214 01:30:04,880 --> 01:30:06,480 May I use your phone? 1215 01:30:06,680 --> 01:30:09,160 Don't you think, Mr Duval, 1216 01:30:09,360 --> 01:30:13,592 that you should find out first just how much money you will require? 1217 01:30:28,680 --> 01:30:30,080 Yeah? 1218 01:30:30,280 --> 01:30:32,271 What? Harry! 1219 01:30:35,600 --> 01:30:37,830 Yeah. Yes, of course. How much? 1220 01:30:43,960 --> 01:30:47,748 Harry, I'm not going to ring a damn escort agency for you. 1221 01:30:51,560 --> 01:30:52,840 Yeah, alright. 1222 01:30:53,040 --> 01:30:54,320 Alright. 1223 01:30:54,520 --> 01:30:55,800 Mmm. 1224 01:30:56,000 --> 01:30:58,434 Yes, alright! Yes, it's a deal. 1225 01:31:02,160 --> 01:31:03,991 He's got a floozy. 1226 01:31:06,480 --> 01:31:07,879 Joel! 1227 01:31:09,600 --> 01:31:11,200 I'm not asking very much. 1228 01:31:11,400 --> 01:31:12,800 You've already got my shirt and my shoes. 1229 01:31:13,000 --> 01:31:15,600 They don't fit. 1230 01:31:15,800 --> 01:31:17,720 All... I... want 1231 01:31:17,920 --> 01:31:21,920 is for you to shave off your moustache. 1232 01:31:22,120 --> 01:31:23,519 Please! 1233 01:31:32,720 --> 01:31:37,157 Alex, I want you to be very still or else you might get cut. 1234 01:31:42,360 --> 01:31:43,960 Stop trying to make me feel guilty. 1235 01:31:44,160 --> 01:31:46,200 I'm not trying to make you feel guilty. 1236 01:31:46,400 --> 01:31:48,360 And not that, either. 1237 01:31:48,560 --> 01:31:50,240 Not what? 1238 01:31:50,440 --> 01:31:52,120 Not that nasty shit in your voice. 1239 01:31:52,320 --> 01:31:55,320 I don't know where you learned it but I won't pay money unless you stop it. 1240 01:31:55,520 --> 01:31:58,034 Okay. Okay. 1241 01:31:59,240 --> 01:32:00,639 Where's Honey Barbara? 1242 01:32:01,720 --> 01:32:03,000 Honey what? 1243 01:32:03,200 --> 01:32:04,599 Zelda. 1244 01:32:05,680 --> 01:32:07,600 She's in the car, yearning. 1245 01:32:07,800 --> 01:32:10,120 She thinks she's gonna save your soul. 1246 01:32:10,320 --> 01:32:13,480 She's under the illusion you're gonna run away to the bush with her. 1247 01:32:13,680 --> 01:32:14,520 I am. 1248 01:32:14,720 --> 01:32:16,840 No, you're not. I phoned her after I phoned you. 1249 01:32:17,040 --> 01:32:18,320 We made a deal, Harry. 1250 01:32:18,520 --> 01:32:21,000 You get my share of the agency for buying me out of here. 1251 01:32:21,200 --> 01:32:24,080 That's right! I'm gonna do what I should have done 15 years ago. 1252 01:32:24,280 --> 01:32:27,040 I'm gonna be the best damn copywriter in the world. 1253 01:32:27,240 --> 01:32:31,800 And don't you roll your eyes, because you're gonna sell my ads for me. 1254 01:32:32,000 --> 01:32:33,400 No. 1255 01:32:33,600 --> 01:32:34,880 That's the deal. 1256 01:32:35,080 --> 01:32:36,760 That's not what you said on the phone. 1257 01:32:36,960 --> 01:32:38,518 That's the deal. 1258 01:32:39,760 --> 01:32:41,240 Fuck you, Bettina! 1259 01:32:41,440 --> 01:32:42,720 Do you want me to leave? 1260 01:32:42,920 --> 01:32:45,800 Betty... Betty... what's got into you? 1261 01:32:46,000 --> 01:32:47,760 It was always in me from the start. 1262 01:32:47,960 --> 01:32:50,120 I was never a sweet little wifey. 1263 01:32:50,320 --> 01:32:51,600 You're pissed off because of Honey. 1264 01:32:51,800 --> 01:32:53,080 No, I'm not. 1265 01:32:53,280 --> 01:32:54,560 It's a bloody silly name. 1266 01:32:54,760 --> 01:32:56,239 She's a beekeeper. 1267 01:32:57,800 --> 01:32:59,160 Come on, Harry. 1268 01:32:59,360 --> 01:33:00,920 Look, wait till you see my ads. 1269 01:33:01,120 --> 01:33:02,400 We'll kill 'em. We'll clean up. 1270 01:33:02,600 --> 01:33:03,880 I promised Honey Barbara. 1271 01:33:04,080 --> 01:33:07,040 She can come and live with us. 1272 01:33:07,240 --> 01:33:10,240 Come on, Harry. 1273 01:33:10,440 --> 01:33:11,839 You can talk her round. 1274 01:33:13,400 --> 01:33:15,391 You can talk anyone around. 1275 01:33:23,320 --> 01:33:26,756 Shit. What have you been eating? 1276 01:33:29,160 --> 01:33:30,440 You look revolting. 1277 01:33:30,640 --> 01:33:32,870 Christ, I missed you. 1278 01:33:36,680 --> 01:33:38,200 I shanghaied my husband, Barbara. 1279 01:33:38,400 --> 01:33:40,600 I had to buy him back so he can work with me. 1280 01:33:40,800 --> 01:33:43,439 What work? Doing ads. 1281 01:33:45,240 --> 01:33:46,639 Advertisements. 1282 01:33:50,000 --> 01:33:51,280 Sorry, you've lost me. 1283 01:33:51,480 --> 01:33:53,680 I did a deal with His Highness. 1284 01:33:53,880 --> 01:33:55,160 I do the ads, he sells 'em. 1285 01:33:55,360 --> 01:33:57,715 It was the only way we could get the money. 1286 01:33:58,800 --> 01:34:01,000 You said you were gonna come home with me. I believed you! 1287 01:34:01,200 --> 01:34:02,480 I can't. 1288 01:34:02,680 --> 01:34:05,080 Look, I kidnapped him but I don't want him for anything but work. 1289 01:34:05,280 --> 01:34:07,330 So you're gonna stay in the city, are you? 1290 01:34:09,080 --> 01:34:10,718 Can't you read a bloody map? 1291 01:34:14,560 --> 01:34:16,312 Well, fuck you! 1292 01:34:24,960 --> 01:34:26,760 Turn around, go back. Will you look at my ads? 1293 01:34:26,960 --> 01:34:29,349 Yes, yes! Now, turn around and go back. 1294 01:35:06,480 --> 01:35:07,760 Well? 1295 01:35:07,960 --> 01:35:10,010 Are they great ads or are they great ads? 1296 01:35:20,360 --> 01:35:21,960 You did all this? 1297 01:35:22,160 --> 01:35:24,515 Copywriting, art direction, the lot. 1298 01:35:26,680 --> 01:35:28,000 Congratulations. 1299 01:35:28,200 --> 01:35:30,400 They've been rejected. We can't sell them. 1300 01:35:30,600 --> 01:35:32,989 'W e' Joel and me. 1301 01:35:41,320 --> 01:35:43,800 You could make a lot of money doing ads like this. 1302 01:35:44,000 --> 01:35:46,100 At the end of the day, what else is there? 1303 01:35:48,000 --> 01:35:49,280 Can you sell them? 1304 01:35:49,480 --> 01:35:51,835 Bettina, it'll be a piece of cake. 1305 01:35:54,560 --> 01:35:56,039 Joel! What happened? 1306 01:35:58,520 --> 01:36:00,080 Harry! 1307 01:36:00,280 --> 01:36:02,240 Joel. You're looking good, Harry. 1308 01:36:02,440 --> 01:36:03,720 You too. 1309 01:36:03,920 --> 01:36:06,040 For Christ's sakes, what the hell has happened to you? 1310 01:36:06,240 --> 01:36:08,200 Nothing. Nothing. 1311 01:36:08,400 --> 01:36:09,800 What happened, Snookie? 1312 01:36:10,000 --> 01:36:12,800 Well, I was just leaving the office, 1313 01:36:13,000 --> 01:36:15,640 and this little kid came running out of that shop on the corner. 1314 01:36:15,840 --> 01:36:17,680 And this woman - his mother - 1315 01:36:17,880 --> 01:36:19,920 had one of those plastic buckets full of... 1316 01:36:20,120 --> 01:36:22,040 Well, I thought it was full of water. 1317 01:36:22,240 --> 01:36:23,639 And she just threw it... 1318 01:36:25,200 --> 01:36:26,599 ...all over the little kid. 1319 01:36:28,000 --> 01:36:29,880 Ask me why. Why? 1320 01:36:30,080 --> 01:36:32,480 Don't know why - that's the terrible thing! 1321 01:36:32,680 --> 01:36:35,360 And then his grandfather starts yelling out in Greek. 1322 01:36:35,560 --> 01:36:37,800 I think he must have been saying it was gasoline. 1323 01:36:38,000 --> 01:36:40,280 He dashed over to pick up the kid, but, you see, 1324 01:36:40,480 --> 01:36:42,720 he'd forgotten that he had... 1325 01:36:42,920 --> 01:36:44,400 No. 1326 01:36:44,600 --> 01:36:45,880 Yeah. 1327 01:36:46,080 --> 01:36:47,360 A cigarette in his mouth. 1328 01:36:47,560 --> 01:36:48,960 They both went up. 1329 01:36:49,160 --> 01:36:51,435 Burst into flames. Pow! 1330 01:36:52,880 --> 01:36:54,160 Shit. 1331 01:36:54,360 --> 01:36:56,280 But it's alright. 1332 01:36:56,480 --> 01:36:58,080 It's alright. 1333 01:36:58,280 --> 01:37:00,760 Because I threw myself on top of them 1334 01:37:00,960 --> 01:37:02,712 and I put out the flames. 1335 01:37:08,520 --> 01:37:10,078 That's bullshit, Joel. 1336 01:37:11,760 --> 01:37:13,159 Joel. 1337 01:37:15,240 --> 01:37:17,760 Alright, it's bullshit. You didn't have to say it was bullshit. 1338 01:37:17,960 --> 01:37:19,360 I knew it was bullshit, but Harry didn't. 1339 01:37:19,560 --> 01:37:21,551 You've burnt yourself. Who cares? 1340 01:37:22,640 --> 01:37:24,560 Dad! Dad! 1341 01:37:24,760 --> 01:37:27,832 Luce, get out of here. I can't stand that damn petrol smell. 1342 01:37:29,200 --> 01:37:31,360 Dad, this is Ken McLaren. This is my father, Harry. 1343 01:37:31,560 --> 01:37:32,960 Mr Joy. Out! Out! 1344 01:37:33,160 --> 01:37:35,440 Here, use this for rags. No, give it to me. Get out! 1345 01:37:35,640 --> 01:37:37,710 Alright! 1346 01:40:00,520 --> 01:40:01,999 I love you. 1347 01:40:22,120 --> 01:40:24,560 Hi. I'm Honey Barbara. 1348 01:40:24,760 --> 01:40:26,880 Friend of your father's. 1349 01:40:27,080 --> 01:40:29,992 Do you want some breakfast? 1350 01:40:31,480 --> 01:40:32,993 Yeah. 1351 01:41:35,320 --> 01:41:36,719 What's this? 1352 01:41:37,920 --> 01:41:39,200 I have Corn Flakes. 1353 01:41:39,400 --> 01:41:41,480 I'll make some good bread for you later. 1354 01:41:41,680 --> 01:41:42,960 That's all there is at the moment. 1355 01:41:43,160 --> 01:41:44,280 Eat it! 1356 01:41:44,480 --> 01:41:46,869 It'll make your shit flow. 1357 01:41:48,280 --> 01:41:50,520 I don't want to talk about shit. 1358 01:41:50,720 --> 01:41:52,392 Particularly not to a woman. 1359 01:41:58,520 --> 01:41:59,475 Hi! 1360 01:42:01,800 --> 01:42:03,279 I'm Lucy. This is Ken. 1361 01:42:05,240 --> 01:42:06,639 Honey Barbara. 1362 01:42:08,480 --> 01:42:09,760 David thinks you're crazy. 1363 01:42:09,960 --> 01:42:14,520 He says you talk about food like it's shit and shit like it's food. 1364 01:42:14,720 --> 01:42:16,520 He reckons you can't tell the difference. 1365 01:42:16,720 --> 01:42:18,000 He's crazy. 1366 01:42:18,200 --> 01:42:19,800 Everyone's crazy around here. 1367 01:42:20,000 --> 01:42:21,911 I'll make some herbal tea. 1368 01:42:24,280 --> 01:42:25,640 You got herbal tea, have you? 1369 01:42:25,840 --> 01:42:27,432 Been there, done that. 1370 01:42:32,280 --> 01:42:35,920 Bettina's crazy because she wants to be in America. 1371 01:42:36,120 --> 01:42:39,360 Joel's crazy 'cause he'd do anything for attention. 1372 01:42:39,560 --> 01:42:41,720 David's crazy 'cause he wants to work for the Mafia. 1373 01:42:41,920 --> 01:42:46,200 And Harry must be crazy 'cause he let the others lock him up. 1374 01:42:46,400 --> 01:42:48,880 And why are you crazy? 1375 01:42:49,080 --> 01:42:51,440 We're crazy 'cause we like everything. 1376 01:42:51,640 --> 01:42:54,760 Yeah. We like you chucking all this stuff out. 1377 01:42:54,960 --> 01:42:57,120 We like David being pissed off with you. 1378 01:42:57,320 --> 01:42:58,640 We like everything. 1379 01:42:58,840 --> 01:43:01,760 Herbal tea, coca-cola, speed. 1380 01:43:01,960 --> 01:43:04,280 There isn't anything we disapprove of. 1381 01:43:04,480 --> 01:43:06,640 Anyway, when the world's over, 1382 01:43:06,840 --> 01:43:09,340 no-one's gonna appreciate how beautiful it all was. 1383 01:43:10,560 --> 01:43:12,080 I mean, the sunsets wouldn't look so good 1384 01:43:12,280 --> 01:43:13,560 if the air wasn't full of shit. 1385 01:43:13,760 --> 01:43:16,000 Refracts the light, makes better sunsets. 1386 01:43:16,200 --> 01:43:18,920 Sounds pretty negative to me. Shouldn't you be trying to change it? 1387 01:43:19,120 --> 01:43:20,640 Been there, done that. 1388 01:43:20,840 --> 01:43:22,956 What with - herbal tea? 1389 01:43:25,160 --> 01:43:28,391 You see, we're the first people to come to the end of time. 1390 01:43:30,240 --> 01:43:31,719 How do you sleep at night? 1391 01:43:32,800 --> 01:43:36,270 We fuck until we can't do it anymore. 1392 01:43:37,360 --> 01:43:38,640 Well, why are you crazy? 1393 01:43:38,840 --> 01:43:40,880 Why do you treat food like shit? 1394 01:43:41,080 --> 01:43:43,560 Yeah, what do you call good food? 1395 01:43:43,760 --> 01:43:47,060 What - no white flour, no white sugar, no meat, that kind of thing? 1396 01:43:50,080 --> 01:43:51,752 Sounds pretty boring to me. 1397 01:43:56,840 --> 01:43:58,400 Well, come back at dinnertime, smart-arse, 1398 01:43:58,600 --> 01:44:00,272 and we'll see how bored you are. 1399 01:44:02,160 --> 01:44:04,276 I'll be there. 1400 01:44:06,480 --> 01:44:09,836 I'm gonna sell you fellas something you've already rejected. 1401 01:44:12,200 --> 01:44:14,714 And to do this very difficult thing... 1402 01:44:16,160 --> 01:44:21,000 ...I am going to tell you a story about a bloke with only $10 in his wallet 1403 01:44:21,200 --> 01:44:23,520 and a petrol gauge showing empty. 1404 01:44:23,720 --> 01:44:28,040 As he drives along Crystal Parade, it's peak hour. 1405 01:44:28,240 --> 01:44:32,600 And there he sees a service station on the left - nice and easy. 1406 01:44:32,800 --> 01:44:36,280 And on the right-hand side, one of yours. 1407 01:44:36,480 --> 01:44:37,680 Now... 1408 01:44:37,880 --> 01:44:41,839 To Harry Joy. The only true salesman in the world. 1409 01:44:51,160 --> 01:44:52,798 Will we wait for Joel? 1410 01:44:57,840 --> 01:44:59,160 This is very good. 1411 01:44:59,360 --> 01:45:01,560 I used to live with a lady who made soup like this. 1412 01:45:01,760 --> 01:45:04,672 But this is better soup. And hers was very good. 1413 01:45:14,240 --> 01:45:18,000 What's this? De-mineralised water. 1414 01:45:18,200 --> 01:45:20,400 You'll still get cancer like the rest of us. 1415 01:45:22,320 --> 01:45:25,080 I can smell petrol. 1416 01:45:25,280 --> 01:45:26,560 I washed. 1417 01:45:26,760 --> 01:45:28,159 I washed too. 1418 01:45:29,720 --> 01:45:31,000 We gave you an education 1419 01:45:31,200 --> 01:45:33,650 so you wouldn't get involved with stinking petrol. 1420 01:45:35,160 --> 01:45:38,000 I don't believe this cancer rubbish. 1421 01:45:38,200 --> 01:45:39,952 But I'm prepared to discuss it. 1422 01:45:41,880 --> 01:45:44,235 I really like your food. It's not boring. 1423 01:45:46,000 --> 01:45:47,760 Eat it up, David. 1424 01:45:47,960 --> 01:45:50,910 It'll make your shit flow. You watch your mouth, young lady. 1425 01:45:56,880 --> 01:45:59,200 You fool! Shit! 1426 01:45:59,400 --> 01:46:01,200 You bloody fool! 1427 01:46:01,400 --> 01:46:04,300 Don't worry, he's just trying to get her to show affection. 1428 01:46:05,040 --> 01:46:07,349 They won't be back. I saw to that. 1429 01:46:09,000 --> 01:46:11,640 It's your fault! You're such a bloody star. 1430 01:46:11,840 --> 01:46:13,751 Flouncing around the office. 1431 01:46:15,440 --> 01:46:19,040 You never think how he feels. He wants to feel important. 1432 01:46:19,240 --> 01:46:20,760 You never help him to feel anything! 1433 01:46:20,960 --> 01:46:22,880 Well, are you all just gonna sit there? 1434 01:46:23,080 --> 01:46:26,080 Or is one of you human enough to help me get him to hospital? 1435 01:46:30,400 --> 01:46:31,992 - I'm fine, really! - Shut up! 1436 01:46:49,160 --> 01:46:52,440 We've gotta watch him. You know, I told you about him? 1437 01:46:52,640 --> 01:46:54,140 I'll drive, guys, if you like. 1438 01:47:40,240 --> 01:47:41,520 Look, it wasn't good or bad. 1439 01:47:41,720 --> 01:47:43,240 It was just a way of resolving it. 1440 01:47:43,440 --> 01:47:46,079 All you have to do is be more arrogant. 1441 01:47:50,240 --> 01:47:53,520 Honey Barbara knew what was happening with Harry Joy. 1442 01:47:53,720 --> 01:47:56,154 A devil had him. 1443 01:49:01,360 --> 01:49:03,191 Don't you look so superior. 1444 01:49:05,520 --> 01:49:07,556 You drink my wine. You drive my Jag. 1445 01:49:10,200 --> 01:49:11,679 I'd rather not. 1446 01:49:15,080 --> 01:49:16,930 If you don't want it, don't drink it! 1447 01:49:24,600 --> 01:49:26,250 Do you know how much you cost me? 1448 01:49:29,440 --> 01:49:31,112 A lot of money. 1449 01:49:32,320 --> 01:49:35,232 A bloody fortune! So don't you say you don't love me. 1450 01:49:44,840 --> 01:49:46,432 You were a good man, Harry. 1451 01:49:48,200 --> 01:49:49,792 I really loved you. 1452 01:49:52,400 --> 01:49:53,992 Would've done anything for you. 1453 01:50:01,040 --> 01:50:03,600 You're poisoned with all this shit you're doing. 1454 01:50:03,800 --> 01:50:05,560 Yeah, well, somebody has to make the money. 1455 01:50:05,760 --> 01:50:07,880 I'm doing it to make us safe. 1456 01:50:08,080 --> 01:50:09,957 So no-one will hurt us. 1457 01:50:12,760 --> 01:50:14,040 Bullshit. 1458 01:50:14,240 --> 01:50:16,595 You know it's bullshit, you evil fucker! 1459 01:50:23,240 --> 01:50:25,196 Don't you ever dare come running to me! 1460 01:50:34,920 --> 01:50:36,800 This is something we normally only find 1461 01:50:37,000 --> 01:50:38,960 in people who have been exposed to petrol fumes 1462 01:50:39,160 --> 01:50:40,440 over a very long period. 1463 01:50:40,640 --> 01:50:43,552 Motor mechanics, service station attendants. 1464 01:50:47,800 --> 01:50:49,120 What is it? 1465 01:50:49,320 --> 01:50:51,170 We'll get another opinion, of course. 1466 01:50:52,200 --> 01:50:53,600 Something nasty? 1467 01:50:53,800 --> 01:50:55,870 It is malignant, yes. 1468 01:50:58,440 --> 01:51:00,520 How long have I got? A week? A month? 1469 01:51:00,720 --> 01:51:02,400 It's not quite that bad. 1470 01:51:02,600 --> 01:51:04,192 You could have a year. 1471 01:51:09,360 --> 01:51:11,160 I need more than a year... 1472 01:51:11,360 --> 01:51:13,440 Mrs Joy... You're ridiculous. 1473 01:51:13,640 --> 01:51:15,949 I need three years to make it in New York. 1474 01:51:18,440 --> 01:51:19,839 Petrol gives you cancer. 1475 01:51:23,640 --> 01:51:25,400 That stupid hippy was right. 1476 01:51:25,600 --> 01:51:27,240 I'm going to give you a shot of this. 1477 01:51:27,440 --> 01:51:28,998 What is it? Valium. 1478 01:51:30,360 --> 01:51:32,351 Forget it. It'll make you feel better. 1479 01:51:35,040 --> 01:51:38,240 Nothing can make you feel better when you've been made a fool of. 1480 01:52:15,280 --> 01:52:16,720 Morning, gentlemen. 1481 01:52:16,920 --> 01:52:18,353 Good morning. 1482 01:52:21,840 --> 01:52:25,040 First, thanks for coming in at such short notice. 1483 01:52:25,240 --> 01:52:28,040 Second, I must apologise for Harry. 1484 01:52:28,240 --> 01:52:32,358 He won't be here today. So... you're stuck with me. 1485 01:52:34,920 --> 01:52:37,240 Alright, we have the campaign. 1486 01:52:37,440 --> 01:52:39,960 Now, we look at the problem of point of sale. 1487 01:52:40,160 --> 01:52:41,593 The suspense is killing me. 1488 01:52:42,960 --> 01:52:46,555 This, gentlemen... is petrol. 1489 01:52:48,320 --> 01:52:49,600 Your petrol. 1490 01:52:49,800 --> 01:52:52,109 From your service stations. 1491 01:53:04,160 --> 01:53:06,628 And that was the end of Bettina. 1492 01:53:08,240 --> 01:53:12,916 And, in another way completely, it was also the end of Harry Joy. 1493 01:53:15,160 --> 01:53:17,520 Well, the old Harry Joy. 1494 01:53:17,720 --> 01:53:20,678 It was the end of him. 1495 01:53:24,040 --> 01:53:28,000 I arrived in our valley the year Clive dropped a match 1496 01:53:28,200 --> 01:53:31,120 on the Hare Krishna lantana patch. 1497 01:53:31,320 --> 01:53:34,949 Well, it burnt the lantana alright... 1498 01:53:37,520 --> 01:53:41,957 ...but he also burnt out 500 acres of good timber. 1499 01:53:49,640 --> 01:53:52,074 I had a couple of things on my mind. 1500 01:53:54,000 --> 01:53:55,440 The police... 1501 01:53:55,640 --> 01:54:00,200 The police had got very excited about Bettina. 1502 01:54:00,400 --> 01:54:03,080 They got a little too excited for my taste. 1503 01:54:03,280 --> 01:54:08,400 I wanted somewhere calmer. And safer. 1504 01:54:08,600 --> 01:54:11,600 I was also looking for Honey Barbara. 1505 01:54:11,800 --> 01:54:13,600 But of the two things, 1506 01:54:13,800 --> 01:54:16,997 safety was definitely uppermost on my mind. 1507 01:55:00,320 --> 01:55:04,760 It was also the time Paul Bees - Honey Barbara's father- 1508 01:55:04,960 --> 01:55:07,155 was living down in the rainforest. 1509 01:55:08,960 --> 01:55:12,040 Crystal had kicked him out of the house on the ridge 1510 01:55:12,240 --> 01:55:13,832 and taken a lover. 1511 01:55:48,000 --> 01:55:49,672 G'day. 1512 01:55:53,200 --> 01:55:55,360 G'day. 1513 01:55:55,560 --> 01:55:58,040 He was a bit lonely down there, 1514 01:55:58,240 --> 01:56:01,198 with only the leeches and the mozzies for company. 1515 01:56:02,320 --> 01:56:03,753 I was lucky. 1516 01:56:08,640 --> 01:56:11,160 I was lucky because he was a kind man. 1517 01:56:11,360 --> 01:56:14,480 And not only that, he was a curious man. 1518 01:56:14,680 --> 01:56:16,880 He loved stories. 1519 01:56:17,080 --> 01:56:20,040 The king felt very sorry, 1520 01:56:20,240 --> 01:56:22,629 and at night he couldn't sleep. 1521 01:56:24,640 --> 01:56:28,000 He lay awake, thinking of the beggars, like all kings. 1522 01:56:28,200 --> 01:56:32,360 But it never occurred to him to give away his wealth. 1523 01:56:32,560 --> 01:56:35,560 Instead, he decided he would punish... 1524 01:56:35,760 --> 01:56:37,840 ...he would punish himself for being rich. 1525 01:56:38,040 --> 01:56:41,191 So he disguised himself as a beggar... 1526 01:56:42,840 --> 01:56:44,540 ...and he went amongst the people. 1527 01:56:50,280 --> 01:56:51,880 I liked the rainforest. 1528 01:56:52,080 --> 01:56:54,275 It seemed safer. 1529 01:57:30,040 --> 01:57:32,952 Finally I had to do my share of the work. 1530 01:57:34,440 --> 01:57:38,399 I chose to plant trees rather than work up at the mill. 1531 01:57:40,960 --> 01:57:42,916 I was a bit mad, of course. 1532 01:57:44,240 --> 01:57:46,080 At that stage, all I could think about 1533 01:57:46,280 --> 01:57:50,512 was that the more trees I planted, the safer I'd be. 1534 01:57:57,760 --> 01:58:01,680 You can't fool around with trees without them affecting you. 1535 01:58:01,880 --> 01:58:05,560 You can't plant a thing and care for it 1536 01:58:05,760 --> 01:58:08,957 and watch it grow without it altering you. 1537 01:58:49,520 --> 01:58:53,160 I got hard hands and I was happy enough. 1538 01:58:53,360 --> 01:58:57,440 But there was one thing that ate at me. 1539 01:58:57,640 --> 01:59:00,280 Honey Barbara... 1540 01:59:00,480 --> 01:59:04,234 That stubborn woman would not have a bar of me. 1541 01:59:13,840 --> 01:59:15,520 What does he know about trees, anyway? 1542 01:59:15,720 --> 01:59:17,360 You don't know him like I do. 1543 01:59:17,560 --> 01:59:19,960 You can't trust him. He doesn't believe in anything. 1544 01:59:20,160 --> 01:59:22,680 All I was saying is he knows good stories. 1545 01:59:22,880 --> 01:59:24,640 You call yourself an anarchist! 1546 01:59:24,840 --> 01:59:26,200 You people would follow anyone. 1547 01:59:26,400 --> 01:59:28,080 You're all so bloody bored with each other 1548 01:59:28,280 --> 01:59:30,240 that when someone new comes along, you practically rape them. 1549 01:59:30,440 --> 01:59:33,238 Anyway, they're not his stories. He stole them. 1550 01:59:36,200 --> 01:59:39,560 Now, Honey Barbara was a stubborn woman. 1551 01:59:39,760 --> 01:59:42,354 She's always been a stubborn woman. 1552 01:59:44,120 --> 01:59:47,400 But we all know how she is about honey. 1553 01:59:47,600 --> 01:59:50,360 Honey is her weakness. 1554 01:59:50,560 --> 01:59:54,040 And her biggest weakness was in April, 1555 01:59:54,240 --> 01:59:57,000 when there were no decent honey trees in blossom. 1556 01:59:57,200 --> 01:59:59,760 In April, she brought the bees back to her place 1557 01:59:59,960 --> 02:00:03,080 where they could forage on the groundsel bush 1558 02:00:03,280 --> 02:00:04,640 to stop them starving. 1559 02:00:04,840 --> 02:00:08,196 But they didn't produce any decent honey. 1560 02:00:42,680 --> 02:00:43,960 Go away! 1561 02:00:44,160 --> 02:00:46,196 I know you're there! 1562 02:00:47,520 --> 02:00:49,556 You're bloody mad! 1563 02:01:09,880 --> 02:01:12,280 Yes... she was right. 1564 02:01:12,480 --> 02:01:15,640 Only a crazy man would write a love letter 1565 02:01:15,840 --> 02:01:18,195 that takes eight years to arrive. 1566 02:01:36,480 --> 02:01:40,520 Eight years. I won't say they passed quickly. 1567 02:01:40,720 --> 02:01:45,000 While those honey trees were growing, I built two houses. 1568 02:01:45,200 --> 02:01:49,400 I lost the first one in Cyclone Alfie. 1569 02:01:49,600 --> 02:01:53,559 But finally the time came. 1570 02:02:07,760 --> 02:02:12,280 It was April, and there was Honey Barbara 1571 02:02:12,480 --> 02:02:16,314 expecting the same old April rubbish from her hives. 1572 02:02:18,240 --> 02:02:19,912 Except it wasn't rubbish at all. 1573 02:02:26,840 --> 02:02:30,000 Her bees had found my love letter... 1574 02:02:30,200 --> 02:02:33,431 ...and delivered it as planned. 1575 02:03:39,400 --> 02:03:42,790 I'm not gonna waste my whole life... 1576 02:03:50,520 --> 02:03:52,750 I'm not gonna waste my whole life hating you. 1577 02:04:12,680 --> 02:04:15,920 And that is the story of the love letter 1578 02:04:16,120 --> 02:04:18,350 that took eight years to flower. 1579 02:04:21,880 --> 02:04:25,280 And how I finally got your stubborn mother 1580 02:04:25,480 --> 02:04:28,597 to say she loved me after all. 1581 02:04:49,080 --> 02:04:52,311 And now there's only one more story to tell. 1582 02:04:53,720 --> 02:04:55,080 Nothing happens in this story. 1583 02:04:55,280 --> 02:04:56,793 Nothing but a death. 1584 02:04:58,560 --> 02:05:01,120 In a moment, the branch of a tree will fall on him. 1585 02:05:01,320 --> 02:05:04,270 A yellow box he once planted as a love letter to our mother. 1586 02:05:41,760 --> 02:05:43,040 His nostrils were filled 1587 02:05:43,240 --> 02:05:46,040 with the smell of things growing and dying. 1588 02:05:46,240 --> 02:05:48,480 A sweet, earthy smell. 1589 02:05:48,680 --> 02:05:50,830 Like the valleys of rainforests. 1590 02:05:53,920 --> 02:05:56,520 He did not wish to return to his body, 1591 02:05:56,720 --> 02:06:01,316 and instead he spread himself thinner and thinner. 1592 02:06:03,160 --> 02:06:06,914 And when he'd made himself as thin as a gas, he sighed. 1593 02:06:09,560 --> 02:06:12,200 And the trees, those tough-barked giants 1594 02:06:12,400 --> 02:06:14,240 exchanging one gas for another, 1595 02:06:14,440 --> 02:06:16,960 pumping water, making food, 1596 02:06:17,160 --> 02:06:20,550 were not too busy to take this sigh back through their leaves. 1597 02:06:23,160 --> 02:06:25,440 He was Harry Joy. 1598 02:06:25,640 --> 02:06:27,039 He was our father. 1599 02:06:28,400 --> 02:06:32,791 He told stories and he planted trees. 115524

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