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Dre:
Nothing bonds a couple more
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than judging other people's
relationships.
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That's why Bow and I love
reality dating shows.
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Oh! [ Laughs ]
Aah! I knew it!
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No one ever wifes a woman
named Lolo.
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[ Chuckles ]
-We called that! -Yes, we did.
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Hold up, baby.
Hold up. Huh?
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But since we've got
three almost-grown kids,
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we don't have to wait until
9:00 p.m. on a Monday
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to watch couple drama.
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This is a test.
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Mm-hmm.
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She left that last one
on purpose.
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Ooh.
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I don't think Bradley's here
for the right reasons.
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Nope.
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[ Lasers firing on television ]
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He's been playing that game
for almost an hour.
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He's wasting
his one-on-one with her.
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Ooh!
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She's on her phone,
looking for a new boy.
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Well, she needs to
get out of this house.
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Mm-hmm.
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For you, my love.
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Ugh!
This one's boring.
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[ Cellphone chimes ][ Gasps ]
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Oh, my girl Gina
is pregnant!
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Oh. You know, I always
enjoyed growing up
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with so many siblings.
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I can't wait to have a big
family of my own one day.
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Mm.
Yeah, I don't know.
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I might not even want to
have kids.
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-Ooh.
-Ooh.
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Ooh, ooh, okay, I'm
gonna be late for my Celebrity Divorce Draft.
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All the Kardashians go
in the first round.
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Bye, babe.
Love you. Mwah! Bye.
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Well, I don't think
she's gonna get a rose.
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I called it.
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Yes, you did.
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Mm? Hey!
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Phssht!
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[ Both laugh ]
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-Hold on, baby.
-Get my back, baby. Get my back.
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Mah!
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Aw, you better -- hold on.
I see something.
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-You got something?
-Hey!
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[ Both laugh ]
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Can you two stop
dusting your shoulders off
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at my relationship?
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Can we? Yes.
Will we? No.[ Laughs ]
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Hey, hey.
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Why are you two having fun
together?
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That makes me
uncomfortable.
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Well, Junior
just found out
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that Olivia doesn't want to
have children.
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Ah, ah, eh, eh!
Don't fall for it.
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That's how they trap you into
not wearing a condom.
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-Huh?
-I-I-I don't think...
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Yeah, I don't know.
She seemed pretty serious.
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I guess I kind of just assumed
that everybody wanted kids.
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Look, Junior, a lot of people
will tell you that compromise
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is the secret to
a healthy relationship...
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Mm....but they're all wrong.
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There are some things where
you're either in or you're out.
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You can't have half a kid!
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You can't half move
to Tennessee.
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And you can't have
half a threesome.
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[ Laughing ]
-That's what I know. -Ma!
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Okay, listen, the things that
your grandmother's saying
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are not pertinent for anyone
that is outside of a blues song,
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but she does have a point.
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There are just things
that are dealbreakers.
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We all have them.
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Yeah, there's this one time
I saved up
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to buy this dope-ass
diamond grill,
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but your mama made me
give it back.
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[ Laughs ]
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You should've seen the respect
my mouth ice commanded
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at the roller rink.[ Chuckles ]
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I was the Lil Jon
of World on Wheels.
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[ Laughter ]
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[ As Lil Jon ] Yeah!
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[ Laughter ]
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Oh, and you also threw down
some dealbreakers, too.
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Do you remember when
I wanted to cut my hair
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like Halle Berry
in "Boomerang"?
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[ Normal voice ]
Oh, yeah.
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And your father said,
"No. I will not date a woman
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who I have to
share clippers with."
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That would've looked
so good on you.
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-I know, right?
-Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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you know,
my number-one "hell no"
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was if you dated one of my
friends, I was not dating you.
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-Ah.
-Huh? Right, babe?
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Mm.
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Right, babe? Bow?
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Yeah.
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Mostly.
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Ruby: Yeah.
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And O.J. Simpson was mostly
not a murderer.
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Bow?
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Andre. [ Chuckles ]
Hm?
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Okay, I went on a very bad date
with Remy.
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Remember that guy
you worked with?
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It was way before
we were serious.
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You went on a date
-with my boy Remy? -He wasn't your boy.
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The brother walked around with
an empty trumpet case.
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-Yeesh.
-Bow, you knew my dealbreaker.
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What have you done
with my wife?
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-Excuse me?
-Where is my wife?
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-I'm right here.
-I don't know this woman.
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She could be walking down
the street,
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and I would know nothing.
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I feel sorry
for this woman.
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Oh, my God.
He is quoting memes at you.
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I've never seen him
like this.
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Well, [sighs] he'll be fine
once he eats.
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You better watch him,
though.
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He has a tendency not to chew
when he's angry.
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Mm.
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Mm-hmm. See that?
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There it is.
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Deal broken.
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You know,
you're never too old
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to move back in
with your mama.
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[ Chuckles ] Let's get a studio
apartment with your Pops
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and sleep
"Willy Wonka"-style.
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[ Chuckles ] Yeah?
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Okay, my wife broke our deal,
but I wasn't going to trip.
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Bow has betrayed me.
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-[ Gasps ]
-What?
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How can Rainbow
do that to you?
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Having an affair is the ultimate
breach of trust.
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But if she did it once, maybe
she'd be open to do it again.
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That rabbit's foot I got at the
gas station is already working.
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What? No.
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She went on a date
20 years ago
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with some Nigerian dude
who wore colored contacts.
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And she knew that dating one of
my boys was a dealbreaker.
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Dre, I think you're making
a little too much
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out of this, okay?
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As someone who has stolen the
wives of many of his friends,
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I'll tell you this --
all women have a history.
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But it's nothing that's worth
hitting the eject button over.
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Okay.
Josh: Totally.
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Women?
They're so forgetful.
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Why do you think I've been stood
up on so many dates, right?
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No, it's not that.
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Alright, I didn't mind
giving up things for her
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because I thought she was
giving up things for me.
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Relationships are
about compromise.
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I compromised.
She didn't.
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Oh, but wouldn't nobody
fault you
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for leaving
if you wanted to.
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I'm not leaving her,
-Charlie. -Mm.
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I'm not doing anything
to her.
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As a matter of fact, I'm gonna
reclaim my piece of me.
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-Ooh!
-Ooh!
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I'm reading you
loud and clear, Dre.
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Mm-hmm.
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Good luck
on the mistress search.
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-What?
-Hey, guys, now that we've solved Dre's problem,
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let's head over
to the conference room.
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I want to talk about
our sexy new client --
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Bergstram's Talcum Powder,
huh?
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-Ooh.
-Ooh.
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Let's get some snacks.
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Hey, hey, Stevens.
Yeah?
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You know, um,
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I saw this meme that
went viral this weekend ...-hmm.
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...and I think it would be great
for those spots.
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Uh, I'm actually thinking of
taking us in another direction,
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like, uh,
-a catchy tag line. -Okay.
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"Talcum powder -- good for
your pits and your bits." Huh?
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Uh, to be honest,
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I think we've done that
before.
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Okay, I get you, Dre.
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Uh, but it's my company,
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and I'm gonna pull rank
on this one.
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But, Stevens,
this meme is
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the hottest thing
going around right now,
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and no one has used it
to their advantage yet.
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I-I'm sure
it would be great, Dre,
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but if we do that,
then I don't get to pull rank,
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and I'm really in the mood
to do this.
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Now, lookit --
this catchphrase, okay,
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it can't be overt,
but we have to make it clear --
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talcum powder goes on
your genitals.
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Huh?
Come up with something.
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You're good at that.
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While Stevens was
shooting down my ideas,
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Junior was fishing to find out
exactly who he was dating.
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Okay. Yeah,
I actually just saw
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a Sarah McLachlan commercial,
and it kind of made me think,
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"I want a dog."
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Oh, yeah,
that could be nice.
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Maybe a little one.
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Ooh, yeah, I'm not a --
not a big fan of little dogs.
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Oh.
But it's -- it's not a big deal at all.
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Hey, so what's your favorite
"Harry Potter" movie?
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Hmm. I don't know.
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They all kind of just
blend together for me.
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[ Chuckles ]
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That could not be
more wrong.
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-Oh.
-But, you know, it's --
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it's not
the end of the world.
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Hey, who do you think should've
ended up on the Iron Throne
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at the end of
"Game of Thrones"?
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Alright, Junior, what's up?
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I feel like I'm in
a really weird job interview.
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It's just the whole
no-kids thing
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kind of caught me off guard,
and I just want to make sure
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I'm not surprised by
any more dealbreakers.
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Dealbreakers?
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Andre Johnson Jr., I could
fill up this whole apartment
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with all my deals
you're breaking.
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I'm breaking deals?
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[ Chuckles ]
You know what?
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It's fine.
Don't worry about it.
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You're lucky you're cute.
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And for your sake,
I hope it lasts.
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[ Muttering ] Talking about
some dealbreakers.
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Olivia. Olivia!
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What deals am I breaking?
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And is this face mask
supposed to burn?
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And if not, is my tender face
another dealbreaker?
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I spent all day thinking about
whatI gave up,
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and then I decided,
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if Bow wasn't out here
compromising like I was,
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it was time
to take the gloves off.
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Good night to the last,
best first date I ever had.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Good night.
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[ As Lil Jon ] Yeah!
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Why are those
in your mouth?
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This is my mouth revenge.
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You know, looking back,
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it's amazing how much
I gave up for you,
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and maybe that's why
I feel like I'm in a rut
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and had to dig up
my old goals book.
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Yeah, things that
I had to shelf.
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You sound like
Mike Tyson's
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more approachable
younger brother.
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[ Lisping ]
And you sound ludicrouth.
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"Dre's Missions
and Ambitions"?
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[ Normal voice ] Yes.
A list of my deferred dreams.
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-Starting with Goal #4.
-What's that?
248
00:08:54,751 --> 00:08:57,232
Learn how to
talk to girls.
249
00:08:57,275 --> 00:08:59,016
You never let me
talk to girls, Bow.
250
00:08:59,060 --> 00:09:03,325
-Mm.
-Goal #12 -- be a deejay.
251
00:09:03,368 --> 00:09:06,241
[ Chuckles ]
Vegas is paved with White deejays.
252
00:09:06,284 --> 00:09:08,330
There's a hole
in the market, Bow.
253
00:09:08,373 --> 00:09:10,985
I could've been the plug.
Mm.
254
00:09:11,028 --> 00:09:14,989
Goal #24 --
win a Heisman.
255
00:09:15,032 --> 00:09:17,600
Okay, you need to
take this up with God
256
00:09:17,644 --> 00:09:20,211
because He's the one
that gave you no musical talent
257
00:09:20,255 --> 00:09:22,474
and those little, cute
chicken legs of yours.
258
00:09:22,518 --> 00:09:26,478
There you go,
raining on my parade,
259
00:09:26,522 --> 00:09:28,698
but that's okay,
because I am going to
260
00:09:28,742 --> 00:09:30,831
become the man
that I had to change
261
00:09:30,874 --> 00:09:33,703
to please Queen Rainbow.
262
00:09:35,531 --> 00:09:39,361
You know, Dre, I thought
we changed for each other,
263
00:09:39,404 --> 00:09:41,319
that we compromised.
264
00:09:41,363 --> 00:09:44,018
But you know what?
Mm?
265
00:09:44,061 --> 00:09:47,021
You do you.
266
00:09:47,064 --> 00:09:47,935
Thank you.
267
00:09:47,978 --> 00:09:52,243
And I will do me.
268
00:09:52,287 --> 00:09:54,245
Why do you say it
like that?
269
00:09:54,289 --> 00:09:57,379
Don't worry about it,
Dre.
270
00:09:57,422 --> 00:09:59,773
Fine. I will.
271
00:09:59,816 --> 00:10:02,166
And I will sleep
like a baby,
272
00:10:02,210 --> 00:10:04,865
because I [stomps]
put my foot down.
273
00:10:04,908 --> 00:10:06,606
[ Chuckles ]
I'm never taking this grill out.
274
00:10:06,649 --> 00:10:08,303
[ Chuckling ] Okay.
275
00:10:08,346 --> 00:10:11,219
Well, I mean, I gotta take it
out to put my mouth guard in...
276
00:10:11,262 --> 00:10:12,263
Uh-huh.
...but you know what I mean.
277
00:10:12,307 --> 00:10:13,700
Yeah, mm-hmm.
278
00:10:13,743 --> 00:10:16,311
So while I handled
my problem,
279
00:10:16,354 --> 00:10:18,966
Junior was still
sitting in his.[ Sighs ]
280
00:10:19,009 --> 00:10:21,011
Olivia dropped
a major bomb on me
281
00:10:21,055 --> 00:10:23,144
and told me I had plenty
of dealbreakers for her.
282
00:10:23,187 --> 00:10:24,406
And the worst part is,
283
00:10:24,449 --> 00:10:26,713
she didn't even tell me
what they were.
284
00:10:26,756 --> 00:10:27,975
I wonder what
they could be.
285
00:10:28,018 --> 00:10:30,238
Whew!
I thought you'd never ask.
286
00:10:30,281 --> 00:10:33,154
Okay, now, let's get into
these dealbreakers, huh?
287
00:10:33,197 --> 00:10:35,025
One of your eyes squint too much
when you smile.
288
00:10:35,069 --> 00:10:36,200
It's ruined every one
of our Christmas cards.
289
00:10:36,244 --> 00:10:37,680
Mm. She does have
a point there.
290
00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:38,942
You call soccer "fútbol."
291
00:10:38,986 --> 00:10:40,727
You got vacation braids
in Jamaica
292
00:10:40,770 --> 00:10:42,859
because you thought they
-made you look like Sean Paul. -They did.
293
00:10:42,903 --> 00:10:44,600
Not to mention
294
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:47,647
your lactose intolerance
-isn't exactly a turn-on. -Yeah.
295
00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:48,952
I mean, how can you
protect your woman
296
00:10:48,996 --> 00:10:50,650
when you can't even
stand up to milk?
297
00:10:50,693 --> 00:10:53,565
Oh, my God.
You guys are right.
298
00:10:53,609 --> 00:10:56,220
I'm just
one giant dealbreaker.
299
00:10:56,264 --> 00:10:57,831
[ Sighs ]
300
00:10:57,874 --> 00:10:59,310
Look.
Hm?
301
00:10:59,354 --> 00:11:02,313
Only you can change
what's wrong on the inside.
302
00:11:02,357 --> 00:11:05,926
But for the outside, I mean,
it'll take some work.
303
00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:08,276
But I got you.
304
00:11:08,319 --> 00:11:10,495
Mm, one of your eyes is doing
that squinty thing again.
305
00:11:10,539 --> 00:11:12,715
-Mm. Oh, sorry.
-Hey, but don't worry.
306
00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:14,717
Once we fix you on the outside,
we'll take you to the doctor.
307
00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:16,458
I don't know
if it's that serious.
308
00:11:16,501 --> 00:11:19,766
-Oh.
-No, trust me, you're gonna want to get that looked at.
309
00:11:19,809 --> 00:11:22,159
Once I started
getting back in touch
310
00:11:22,203 --> 00:11:24,814
with young Dre's
hopes and ambitions,
311
00:11:24,858 --> 00:11:26,947
it was like
the floodgates opened.
312
00:11:26,990 --> 00:11:29,036
Hey, why does my house
smell like
313
00:11:29,079 --> 00:11:31,429
one of Erykah Badu's
head wraps?
314
00:11:31,473 --> 00:11:34,084
Your demon cards?
315
00:11:34,128 --> 00:11:36,043
I thought I told you not
to mess with that stuff, Bow.
316
00:11:36,086 --> 00:11:39,611
Dre, with all this talk
of you rediscovering
317
00:11:39,655 --> 00:11:43,572
parts of yourself that
I allegedly made you give up,
318
00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:46,009
it made me feel
like I just want to, like ....
319
00:11:46,053 --> 00:11:48,664
...dust off old Bow.
320
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,318
[ Laughs ]
Mama!
321
00:11:50,361 --> 00:11:52,581
Do you see ...at is going on
in here, boy?
322
00:11:52,624 --> 00:11:54,626
The devil
is on the table.
323
00:11:54,670 --> 00:11:58,718
Oh, we don't play that Miss Cleo
blasphemy in this house.
324
00:11:58,761 --> 00:12:00,545
I'm calling Pastor Jones
right now!
325
00:12:00,589 --> 00:12:01,982
Ah, great.
326
00:12:02,025 --> 00:12:03,984
Now we gotta get baptized
in the L.A. River again.
327
00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:05,420
I'll just take
an antibiotic.
328
00:12:05,463 --> 00:12:07,248
Oh, hush.
329
00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:09,076
Once your souls are washed,
I'll take you to Shake Shack.
330
00:12:09,119 --> 00:12:10,642
Now, come away
from them cards.
331
00:12:10,686 --> 00:12:13,733
Okay, you've had
your little fun,
332
00:12:13,776 --> 00:12:16,083
and I know you're only
dabbling in the dark arts
333
00:12:16,126 --> 00:12:17,998
because it gets
-under my skin. -Oh. No, no.
334
00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:19,651
You're sitting at
the devil's spades table, Bow,
335
00:12:19,695 --> 00:12:21,305
and you just reneged.
336
00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:22,698
You don't want
to hold this one?
337
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,091
Alright.
338
00:12:24,134 --> 00:12:26,397
If Bow wanted a war
over who we were
339
00:12:26,441 --> 00:12:29,052
and what we gave up
to be with each other...
340
00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:32,099
[ Ding!] ...she would have one.
341
00:12:32,142 --> 00:12:34,362
How we feeling tonight,
Sherman Oaks?
342
00:12:34,405 --> 00:12:36,886
Huh?
This is DJ Compton Kid.
343
00:12:36,930 --> 00:12:38,758
Extended club mix.
Let's go!
344
00:12:38,801 --> 00:12:40,455
♪ Fire up that loud
345
00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:42,674
♪ Another round of shots,
shots, shots ♪
346
00:12:42,718 --> 00:12:44,198
♪ Turn down for what?
347
00:12:44,241 --> 00:12:45,634
Oh!
348
00:12:45,677 --> 00:12:47,679
All the ladies in the house
say, "Yeah!"
349
00:12:47,723 --> 00:12:49,203
♪ Turn down for what?
350
00:12:49,246 --> 00:12:52,336
♪
351
00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:54,077
♪ Turn down for what?
352
00:12:54,121 --> 00:12:56,819
♪
353
00:12:56,863 --> 00:13:00,214
Hey, wh--
where's my car?
354
00:13:00,257 --> 00:13:02,433
Had to move it out of here
so I could, uh,
355
00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:03,957
have space for my art.
356
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,567
Where the hell
am I supposed to park?!
357
00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:07,177
It's California,
Andre Johnson.
358
00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:08,788
You can park your car
outside.
359
00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:10,398
Except for on Thursdays.
360
00:13:10,441 --> 00:13:11,921
Then you gotta move it to
the other side of the street.
361
00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:13,923
Excuse me.
Need to get back to my art.
362
00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:19,537
♪
363
00:13:19,581 --> 00:13:20,930
[ Ding!]
364
00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:26,109
♪
365
00:13:26,153 --> 00:13:27,589
♪ Fire up that loud
366
00:13:27,632 --> 00:13:30,679
♪ Another round of shots,
shots, shots ♪
367
00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:33,029
Do you even know
how to ride this thing?
368
00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:34,422
[ Scoffs ]
369
00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:36,598
Of course I do.
Okay.
370
00:13:38,426 --> 00:13:40,036
[ Horn honks ]
371
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:43,126
Dre: And while Bow was watching
me live out my dreams,
372
00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:46,129
Junior was doing everything
he could to make sure
373
00:13:46,173 --> 00:13:49,263
Olivia wouldn't come
to her senses and drop him.
374
00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:51,569
Okay, now stop.
375
00:13:51,613 --> 00:13:52,962
Okay.
376
00:13:53,006 --> 00:13:55,443
You can take
your blindfold off.
377
00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:57,053
-Okay.
-Ta-da!
378
00:13:57,097 --> 00:13:59,186
♪
379
00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:01,579
Mm.
380
00:14:01,623 --> 00:14:04,060
I changed my whole look
for you.
381
00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:06,715
Welcome to the new,
dealbreaker-free...
382
00:14:08,717 --> 00:14:12,808
...Andre Johnson Jr.
383
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,462
You kind of just
look like Drake.
384
00:14:14,505 --> 00:14:16,159
[ Claps ]
-You're welcome. -Mm.
385
00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:17,769
How'd you even grow a beard
that fast?
386
00:14:17,813 --> 00:14:19,728
Oh, I can
grow a beard easy.
387
00:14:19,771 --> 00:14:21,034
I just keep it
shaved down
388
00:14:21,077 --> 00:14:22,644
so that my dad feels good
about his.
389
00:14:22,687 --> 00:14:23,993
-He needs it.
-Oh.
390
00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:26,691
Now, I know it is
a lot to take in,
391
00:14:26,735 --> 00:14:27,997
but I'm dying to know
392
00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:29,520
what's going through your mind
right now.
393
00:14:29,564 --> 00:14:31,871
Uh, listen, I love you.
394
00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:32,915
You know that.
[ Chuckles ]
395
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:34,786
Yeah.
[ Chuckles ]
396
00:14:36,701 --> 00:14:39,530
-Ooh, but you look crazy, man.
-What?
397
00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:43,491
I gave this girl Champagne Papi,
and she got beer taste.
398
00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:45,841
You're just -- you're just
doing way too much.
399
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,235
Uh,
how do I do less?
400
00:14:48,278 --> 00:14:49,845
I'll do anything.
401
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,499
Girl, you're the best
I ever had.
402
00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:54,806
Y'all, I-I smell smoke.
403
00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:56,983
[ Sniffs ]
404
00:14:57,026 --> 00:15:00,725
[ Laughs ]
Rest in peace, tarot cards.
405
00:15:00,769 --> 00:15:03,467
I cast you out in the name
of Black Jesus...
406
00:15:03,511 --> 00:15:04,816
Rainbow: What?...and my mama.
407
00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:07,602
My cards!
Dre, what are you doing?!
408
00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:10,387
Getting rid of the evil
these devil's business cards
409
00:15:10,431 --> 00:15:11,998
-brought into the house.
-What?
410
00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:14,043
I swear, I saw the cupboard
close by itself
411
00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:15,827
when I came back in
from riding my hog.
412
00:15:15,871 --> 00:15:18,091
That's probably 'cause
the fake gold from your grills
413
00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:19,744
is poisoning your mind.
414
00:15:19,788 --> 00:15:21,442
Don't disrespect
-the grill, Bow. -Oh, come on.
415
00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:24,314
I'm a man that's made too many
sacrifices already.
416
00:15:24,358 --> 00:15:26,795
This should be enough for me
-to get emancipated, right? -Mm.
417
00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:29,667
You know what, Junior?
I want you to witness this.
418
00:15:29,711 --> 00:15:32,192
Never change who you are
for anyone.
419
00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:34,542
25 years later,
you'll be wondering about
420
00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:37,632
the life that you could've had
had you not been stifled.
421
00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:39,286
Stifled?
Mm-hmm.
422
00:15:39,329 --> 00:15:41,984
Dre, we're playing around.
423
00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:45,553
It's a motorcycle,
some turntables, and a grill.
424
00:15:45,596 --> 00:15:46,902
What are you
talking about?
425
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,643
It's not just about
those things, Bow.
426
00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:50,036
It's about the life
that I could've had
427
00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:51,341
and the things that
I could've been.
428
00:15:51,385 --> 00:15:54,083
I could've been
a world-class deejay. No.
429
00:15:54,127 --> 00:15:57,260
I could've been the first
Black Hells Angel.
430
00:15:57,304 --> 00:16:00,263
I could've opened
my own ad agency.
431
00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:01,699
What?
Yes.
432
00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:04,441
It was Goal #7 on my list,
right after
433
00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:06,530
"run around my block
without stopping."
434
00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:09,272
But I didn't.
Mm.
435
00:16:09,316 --> 00:16:10,970
For us.
436
00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:14,582
I'mma --
What's on your face?
437
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:17,237
This ispretty awkward.
Hot.
438
00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:19,456
Yeah, you guys have fun
with all this.
439
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:20,936
We're gonna --
we're gonna get going.
440
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:21,763
-Okay.
-Hey, what?
441
00:16:21,806 --> 00:16:23,199
Yeah.[ All gasping ]
442
00:16:23,243 --> 00:16:24,331
Junior!
443
00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:25,462
Did the door...?
444
00:16:25,506 --> 00:16:27,899
I'm calling
Pastor Jones.
445
00:16:27,943 --> 00:16:29,727
My dreams are finally
coming true.
446
00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:31,033
Um...
447
00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:32,208
Ah! I hope it's not
a friendly ghost.
448
00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:38,432
[ Door closes ]
449
00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:41,522
Oh. Hello.
450
00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:43,654
Hey.
Are you back?
451
00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:46,570
Yeah. I decided to take
the bike out for a ride,
452
00:16:46,614 --> 00:16:51,053
but didn't get very far
because I realized
453
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:53,099
I don't know
how to ride.
454
00:16:53,142 --> 00:16:55,057
Ah, I see.
455
00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:58,452
Well, want to tell me
what's going on?
456
00:16:58,495 --> 00:16:59,931
Okay, baby.
457
00:16:59,975 --> 00:17:03,631
I'm sorry for getting out
of control back there, but...
458
00:17:03,674 --> 00:17:06,155
What are you doing?
459
00:17:06,199 --> 00:17:09,724
...I was reading my old journal,
and it got me messed up.
460
00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:12,596
I can see that.
461
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:15,643
Just to be clear, you know,
I threatened to leave you
462
00:17:15,686 --> 00:17:18,646
if you got a "Thug Life" tattoo
across your belly,
463
00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:20,778
but I never --
I never stopped you
464
00:17:20,822 --> 00:17:23,651
from starting
an ad agency, Dre.
465
00:17:23,694 --> 00:17:26,784
-No. I stopped myself.
-Okay.
466
00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:28,569
You know, the family
was growing,
467
00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:29,744
I was making
plenty of money,
468
00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:31,137
and I just got comfortable,
babe,
469
00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:34,314
and it wasn't time
to take a risk.
470
00:17:34,357 --> 00:17:36,142
Dre, that's totally
understandable.
471
00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:40,842
But...something's
changed at work.
472
00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:42,235
I don't feel like
I'm growing.
473
00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:44,672
Dre, it's really noble
that you've played it safe
474
00:17:44,715 --> 00:17:46,108
for your family
all these years,
475
00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:48,893
but maybe it's time for you to,
I don't know,
476
00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:51,940
take a chance for yourself.
477
00:17:51,983 --> 00:17:54,551
Start your own agency,
478
00:17:54,595 --> 00:17:56,379
or see what else
is out there.
479
00:17:56,423 --> 00:17:58,207
I got your back.
480
00:17:58,251 --> 00:17:59,600
Thank you.
481
00:17:59,643 --> 00:18:01,863
Always.
482
00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:03,343
Now...
Hm?
483
00:18:03,386 --> 00:18:08,130
...Andre Johnson,
please get rid of that grill.
484
00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:09,653
You're right.
485
00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:11,177
I'm over the grill.
486
00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:13,918
But I also think I'm gonna need
emergency dental surgery.
487
00:18:13,962 --> 00:18:16,269
[ Sucks teeth ]
488
00:18:16,312 --> 00:18:18,053
My gums haven't
stopped bleeding all day.
489
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,142
Ugh, God.
Mm-hmm.
490
00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:22,144
Let me see
what's in this journal?
491
00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:24,668
-Promise not to laugh?
-Sure.
492
00:18:24,712 --> 00:18:27,323
Pass it over.
Let me see.
493
00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:29,282
Mm-hmm.
494
00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:31,414
No, no, no.
What?
495
00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:33,199
"Marry Tisha Campbell"?
496
00:18:33,242 --> 00:18:34,287
And then
what's this asterisk?
497
00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:35,853
It says, "See --""See above."
498
00:18:35,897 --> 00:18:37,725
[ Chuckles ]
"Marry --"
499
00:18:37,768 --> 00:18:40,728
"Marry Hillary Clinton
and treat her right."
500
00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:43,687
And it says, "Backup plan
for 5, 9, and 11.
501
00:18:43,731 --> 00:18:45,167
Does that make me
president?"
502
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:48,083
[ Laughs ] Sorry.
I said I wouldn't laugh.
503
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,041
What?!
504
00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:52,131
My dad wants to know
if you want a motorcycle,
505
00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:54,176
because, apparently,
the dealership won't take back
506
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:56,178
-a dented one.
-You know what?
507
00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:58,920
If that's what having parents
who stay together is like,
508
00:18:58,963 --> 00:19:00,008
I'm good.
509
00:19:00,051 --> 00:19:01,401
That's not gonna be us,
right?
510
00:19:01,444 --> 00:19:03,403
Not if we just communicate
with each other.
511
00:19:03,446 --> 00:19:04,926
You know what?
512
00:19:04,969 --> 00:19:07,189
Let's just lay out all of
our dealbreakers right now.
513
00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:12,586
Well, I never saw myself with
a man who has a toy collection.
514
00:19:12,629 --> 00:19:14,631
Okay, I never saw myself
with someone
515
00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:16,372
who wears sunglasses
in the pool.
516
00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:18,679
-Like, what's the point?
-Okay, okay.
517
00:19:18,722 --> 00:19:21,943
Well, I never wanted to date
someone with daddy issues
518
00:19:21,986 --> 00:19:24,511
or mommy issues,
and you have both.
519
00:19:24,554 --> 00:19:26,034
I do.
Yeah.
520
00:19:26,077 --> 00:19:28,471
And I also never thought
I'd date someone
521
00:19:28,515 --> 00:19:30,604
who hated spicy food.
522
00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:31,866
Just whoa.
523
00:19:31,909 --> 00:19:34,738
But -- But we got over
those things,
524
00:19:34,782 --> 00:19:35,957
so we can get over
the other ones.
525
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,220
Don't you think?
Yeah.
526
00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:40,701
You know, I'll be honest --
the kid thing kind of scared me,
527
00:19:40,744 --> 00:19:43,225
but I realized that a future
with you is better than
528
00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:45,793
any dealbreaker-free future
with anyone else.
529
00:19:45,836 --> 00:19:48,143
Hm.
I'm lucky.
530
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,667
I feel the same way.
531
00:19:50,711 --> 00:19:52,365
And also,
they're not toys.
532
00:19:52,408 --> 00:19:53,540
They're Funko Pops,
533
00:19:53,583 --> 00:19:55,194
and you will be thanking
your lucky stars
534
00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:58,284
when they're paying
for our retirement.
535
00:19:58,327 --> 00:20:03,027
Sometimes in life
you give up things,
536
00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:04,333
and it makes you
a better person.
537
00:20:04,377 --> 00:20:06,205
[ Sighs ]
538
00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:08,032
And sometimes
539
00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:10,948
you just give up those things
for the time being.
540
00:20:10,992 --> 00:20:14,256
But they'll be ready for you to
pick up when the time is right.
541
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,998
Andre Johnson, our agency
has admired your work
542
00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:18,826
for a long time now,
543
00:20:18,869 --> 00:20:21,611
but you've always been
locked up at Stevens & Lido.
544
00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:23,787
So I have to ask --
545
00:20:23,831 --> 00:20:26,529
after all this time,
why now?
546
00:20:26,573 --> 00:20:29,358
Well, I, uh --
547
00:20:29,402 --> 00:20:31,969
I guess I just needed to
cross some things off my list.
548
00:20:32,013 --> 00:20:34,233
Hmm.
549
00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:36,626
So, wow me.
550
00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:43,851
Hey, thank you for letting me
spin for, uh,
551
00:20:43,894 --> 00:20:45,505
three people.
[ Laughs ]
552
00:20:45,548 --> 00:20:48,072
[ George Clinton's
"Atomic Dog" playing ]
553
00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:49,422
Ooh!
554
00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:50,988
♪ Aaaah
555
00:20:51,032 --> 00:20:53,469
Hey, what are you doing, son?
Trying to steal my shine?
556
00:20:53,513 --> 00:20:55,515
Uh, this will help you
go viral, trust me.
557
00:20:55,558 --> 00:20:57,778
♪ Like the boys when they're
out there walkin' the streets ♪
558
00:20:57,821 --> 00:21:00,302
How did you grow a beard
so fast?
559
00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:01,825
Genetics?
560
00:21:01,869 --> 00:21:03,958
[ Laughs ]
Hey!
561
00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:06,308
Ruff!
562
00:21:06,352 --> 00:21:10,834
-Ruff!
-Ruff!
563
00:21:10,878 --> 00:21:12,314
Together:
♪ Why must I feel like that?
564
00:21:12,358 --> 00:21:14,621
♪ Why must I chase the cat?
565
00:21:14,664 --> 00:21:16,840
♪ Nothing but the dog in me
566
00:21:16,884 --> 00:21:17,928
Oh!
Ow!
567
00:21:17,972 --> 00:21:19,365
Hold up -- Oh.
Ooh!
568
00:21:19,408 --> 00:21:20,409
Oh, you want me
to get Mom?
569
00:21:20,453 --> 00:21:21,497
-Ah, I pulled something.
-You good?
570
00:21:21,541 --> 00:21:22,281
Son, get me an ice pack.
571
00:21:22,324 --> 00:21:23,238
Mm!
572
00:21:23,288 --> 00:21:27,838
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