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[ Thunder crashing ]
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Kingdom come...
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What is it, Mary Catherine?
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Oh!
The building, Sister Wilma.
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It's alive!
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[ Burping, gagging ]
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Ahh!
[ Vomiting ]
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Okay, well, uh,
can you wrap it up?
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'Cause the last thing we need
is more shitty press.
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♪ Hey!
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[ Rapping ] Who is the
girl that saves the world? ♪
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Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God.
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Hey!
[ Imitating fanfare ]
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Birdgirl!
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[ Breathing heavily ]
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Okay, how many do we have?
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1,014.
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How many do we need?
2,074.
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Ugh. It'll be so much easier
sending them
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company-wide memos
when we have the Internet.
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You know, we could just send
this out Monday,
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like when we have the Internet.
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Then why would we need a memo?
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You're up.
I can't turn another turn.
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- Oh, yes, you can.
- Oh, no, I can't.
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One, two, three, huh!
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[ Up-tempo music plays ]
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No, you guys.
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No psych-up music, not today.
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♪
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[ Handle whirs ]
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♪
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[ Train whistle blows ]
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Quittin' time!
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[ Cat meows ]
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[ Car alarm chirping ]
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What do you think Brian
does on a Friday night
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besides trying to find his car?
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Uh-unh.
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At just over a quarter-mile,
he's kind of hot.
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Would you ever?
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Um, maybe... not.
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Definitely.
I would.
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Me too.
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But he chews his cuticles,
so we'd...
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"You'd." He'd need to fix that.
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Also, he looks like
he has a mini fridge
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in his bedroom,
and I struggle not to nighty.
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So, yeah, never.
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Me too.
2,000. And done!
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So, you guys will put one of
these on everyone's desk and...
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Who are "you guys"?
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You guys.
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You guys, come to my office
immediately.
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Please.
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If you're not busy.
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Come on, Mer.
We're gonna have e-mail!
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People will be able to use
a winked at, at work!
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It's time to modernize
this place!
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[ Plaster thuds ]
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You see?
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Yeah, that's a no for me.
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I'm going home to binge
a bunch of shows
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because there'll be spoilers
all over the joint
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once the flip-phoners
get the Internet.
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[ Plaster thuds ]
You see?
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Do you know how hard it is
to avoid the Internet?
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It's like the main reason
I work here.
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Night, Jude.
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And he'd have to lose
the Hummer.
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[ Bagpipes playing ]
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♪
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[ Telephone ringing ]
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♪
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[ Dramatic music playing ]
Ahh!
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Is that a startled drib?
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Maybe. Or as sensitively
brewed masala chai tea.
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And how can you two
not even scream?
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Eh, I don't scare easily.
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You know, fear's a useful
survival response, Judy.
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Like right now.
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Can you feel it?
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[ Cellphone vibrates, rings,
Keypad beeps ]
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Does she scare you
just a tiny bit?
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Who? Her? Yes.
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[ Sniffing ]
That's not Masala.
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That's where I brew it.
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You know what actually
terrifies me?
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People not listening to me.
Ow! Trigger point!
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Like, this one time, I'm on a
Cazmatrans bus sitting next
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to this old... well, let's call
her a lady to keep it simple...
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Do you have a plan?
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Yes, I have a plan.
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The union electricians
will be here in a sec.
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They'll do the wiring
while we distribute the memos.
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But the whistling
was coming from her nose.
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And then it hit me!
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It's the fear
that no one can hear me.
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[ Singsong voice ]
It's happening.
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I can't hear me!
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That's masala chai.
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[ Eerie music plays ]
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I'm watching you.
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Why do the plans say
two-story building?
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It was originally two,
but then my dad added
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87 additional floors,
most without a permit.
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Well, permit or no,
wiring, phone systems...
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it's all got to go.
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[ Rumbling ]
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Ohh.
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Ah. Now it's 86.
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Should have gone union.
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Oh, dear.
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There's a presence
in that building,
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you must warn them
not to awaken it.
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[ Telephone rings ]
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Hello?
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Hello. Hello?
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I can't hear you.
Hello?
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Your building is alive!
Get out now!
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I'm a nun,
and we know these things.
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Dave? Dave, is that you?
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My friend Dave...
his phone's for shit.
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[Bleep] AT&T.
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Who was it?
Not sure.
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Bad connection.
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Ugh. Dave.
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Guys, uh, I'm, uh, looking over
the plans here,
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and I don't see a place
for my fax machine.
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[ Knock on door ]
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Who is it?
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BRIAN: It's the super.
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Ugh!
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Uh, yes, I'm here to hang
the picture.
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Oh, yes, you are.
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Hey, if this isn't a good time,
I-I can come back.
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Oh.
Can you come back?
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Definitely seems
like a bad time.
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Unh! You're ruining it!
Shut up and get in here.
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First thing we need to do is
find the old telephone exchange.
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I know where it is.
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I used to go there to tap
everyone's office line
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when that was still legal.
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That was never legal.
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Hey, hey, y'alls.
It's the fun cops.
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[ Chuckles ]
Take a right.
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I don't like to be contradicted.
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Maybe we can just follow
this old phone line
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until it reaches the exchange.
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[ Rumbling ]
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Ahhhh!
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- Fellas.
- Oh, God!
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- Whew! [ Chuckles ]
- Glenda!
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I'm not ashamed to admit
that I clammed my pants!
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- Glenda!
- Anyone else pitted out?
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Can you hear me?!
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You need to allow
for the possibility
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that Glenda is gone forever.
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- Yeah, she's dead.
- Glenda go bye-bye.
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You never leave a sister
electrician behind!
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Help me pull on this!
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♪
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- Where do you want it?
- I have a couple ideas.
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If only my fiancé
weren't too busy cleaning
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the plaque out
of people's mouths
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to take care of the little
things around the house.
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Oh, I don't mind.
I like to work with my hands.
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Ooh!
A hammer for... nailing.
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Yeah, that's what it's for.
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I'm not sure I can do this.
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I have a fiancé.
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Oh, wait.
I already told you that.
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What?
I am so bad at this.
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Is it super hot in here?
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The thermostat's set at 97...
for my teeth.
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I'm burning up.
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It's no wonder.
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That T-shirt's so thick.
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Here.
Let's get it off you.
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Ahh!
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Ah! Ugh! Ah! Ahhhhhh!
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Ahhhhh-ohhhh!
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Ah! Ugh! Ugh! Ah!
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Ooh!
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[ Thunder crashing ]
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Fellas, are the walls slowly
closing in on us?
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Get behind the cart!
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Ugh. You going in, or am I?
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I got it.
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Voice: You didn't ask
if you could come in!
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[ Screaming ]
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Yeah, we just had sex.
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Shush.
Don't speak.
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I don't know about you,
but I could really get used
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to this having sex.
Me too.
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I cannot wait to tell
everyone at work.
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[ Laughs ]
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Boy-oop!
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[ Crackling ]
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By consenting to be mindtaken,
you'll have no memory of this
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transaction and agree
to be bound by the terms
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of the mindtaken so far
as it spares both parties,
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mainly me, undue embarrassment.
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Signify your agreement by
clicking the "accept" button.
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Where's the button?
Where's the button?
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Okay.
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Goodnight, Gracie.
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[ Body thuds ]
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It's fine.
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She's got to come
to a stop sometime,
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and when she does,
we'll just pull her up.
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[ Imitating phone ringing ]
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- Hey, Mer.
- Hypothetical for you.
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Oh, if it's a hypothetical,
you've got to do
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"once upon a time." Right.
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Once upon a time,
there were two friends...
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Who lived in a magical land.
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With benefits.
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[ Gasps ]
Oh, are you boning Brian?
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Repeatedly.
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No wonder you didn't want
to pass out memos.
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Does he wax?
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He so waxes.
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- Clear!
- Bring by the lee!
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[ Spool thudding ]
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And... You wiped his mind
of the whole thing.
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Hey, Jude, quick sidebar.
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We just passed 3,000 feet,
and there's a super good chance
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we discovered a second portal
to hell, so...
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You did get his consent?
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Sorta, yes, with an asterisk.
Yes?
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You're good!
Got to go.
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He's got feelings for me!
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[ Knock on door ][ Sighs ]
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Brian: It's the super?
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I'm good.
No. I'm good.
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Man the backstays, boys!
I'm going in!
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[ Thud ]
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[ Coughs ]
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3,216 feet.
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Eh, nowhere close to hell.
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Damn it.
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Ahh!
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[ Indistinct voice ]
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[ Mid-tempo jazz music plays ]
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♪
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Metal clangs ]
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[ Clicking ]
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[ Electricity humming ]
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So, this is designed to,
what, freak me out?
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Where'd you get that?
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That's from my private
collection,
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the dirty deeds I've done
for the company.
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Ooh, the Insta-Skinner!
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When skinning seals
was efficient and fun.
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Now, that's a good angle.
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So, I've done some questionable
things for the company.
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Big whoop.
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You have to break a few necks
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to make a... capitalism.
262
00:10:04,038 --> 00:10:07,128
[ Clicking ]
263
00:10:07,171 --> 00:10:10,218
Ahh! Ow! Ahh.
264
00:10:10,261 --> 00:10:12,873
[ Chuckling ]
I'm alive, goddamn it.
265
00:10:12,916 --> 00:10:15,440
[ Gasps ] I'm alive.
266
00:10:15,484 --> 00:10:17,878
[ Laughing ]
267
00:10:30,586 --> 00:10:33,110
[ Farts ]
268
00:10:33,154 --> 00:10:35,199
Ahh! Ugh!
269
00:10:35,243 --> 00:10:36,461
Ooh-ooh-ooh.
270
00:10:36,505 --> 00:10:38,376
Landed on the old feet.
271
00:10:38,420 --> 00:10:42,990
And that is not how
that usually happens.
272
00:10:43,033 --> 00:10:48,343
Charlie: You know, fear's a
useful survival response, Judy.
273
00:10:48,386 --> 00:10:51,999
[ Weakly ] Useful survival
response?
274
00:10:52,042 --> 00:10:54,001
Charlie: Can you hear me?
275
00:10:55,785 --> 00:10:58,266
[ Bagpipes playing ]
276
00:10:58,309 --> 00:11:00,703
No! [ Gasps ]
277
00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:04,054
And that's why my folks make me
come here to practice.
278
00:11:04,098 --> 00:11:05,665
[ Bagpipes playing ]
279
00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:07,623
No!
280
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,190
Wait. Your folks?
281
00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:11,714
Like, actual human parents
who aren't the undead?
282
00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:13,020
More or less.
283
00:11:13,063 --> 00:11:14,586
So, you're not hell spawn?
284
00:11:14,630 --> 00:11:16,110
Wouldn't that be the [bleep]?
285
00:11:16,153 --> 00:11:19,069
Young lady, you shouldn't be
saying "the [bleep]"
286
00:11:19,113 --> 00:11:21,115
Neither should you.
The [bleep].
287
00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:22,551
[ Squeaky voice ]
Young lady.
288
00:11:22,594 --> 00:11:24,509
Ah. You're a weirdo.
289
00:11:24,553 --> 00:11:26,511
You should meet Charlie.
In fact, we both should.
290
00:11:26,555 --> 00:11:28,339
Why don't we go
find her right now?
291
00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:33,736
I'm Evie, by the way.
292
00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:35,912
Um, I'm Judy.
293
00:11:35,956 --> 00:11:37,522
My mom works here,
and I use her I.D.
294
00:11:37,566 --> 00:11:41,265
to practice on the weekends
and wander around
295
00:11:41,309 --> 00:11:45,139
and stare at people
through fans... like you.
296
00:11:45,182 --> 00:11:46,749
I've stared at you a lot.
297
00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:48,098
Um...
298
00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:49,883
A lot.
299
00:11:49,926 --> 00:11:54,322
[ Rumbling ]
300
00:11:54,365 --> 00:11:58,239
Evie, have you noticed the
building sort of doing stuff?
301
00:11:58,282 --> 00:12:00,850
Yeah.
Looks like it's [bleep] pissed.
302
00:12:00,894 --> 00:12:02,896
Language.
Wait. Who's passed?
303
00:12:02,939 --> 00:12:04,201
The building!
304
00:12:04,245 --> 00:12:05,637
It's been saying things.
305
00:12:05,681 --> 00:12:07,030
Put your ear to the wall.
306
00:12:07,074 --> 00:12:10,773
It's saying, "Two will live.
Two will die.
307
00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:14,037
You decide which."
308
00:12:14,081 --> 00:12:15,778
Little help?
309
00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:17,737
Hey, how about you let her go?
310
00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:20,478
For me?
311
00:12:20,522 --> 00:12:22,654
Did you see what I did?!
312
00:12:22,698 --> 00:12:23,743
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
313
00:12:23,786 --> 00:12:24,961
Oops! Oops!
314
00:12:25,005 --> 00:12:26,354
[ Knock on door ]
315
00:12:26,397 --> 00:12:27,703
[ Sighs ] Who is it?
316
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,202
It's the super.
I'm here to hang your...
317
00:12:29,226 --> 00:12:30,793
Oh, yes, you are.
318
00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:32,055
...picture.
319
00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:33,796
I'm having the weirdest déjà vu.
320
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,145
Really? Fascinating.
321
00:12:35,189 --> 00:12:38,018
Can we keep this moving?
322
00:12:38,061 --> 00:12:40,455
[ Shattering]
323
00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:43,153
Okay, you know what?
Put your shirt back on.
324
00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:46,113
It's not déjà vu.
You've been here before.
325
00:12:46,156 --> 00:12:47,941
You come in,
pretend to hang a picture,
326
00:12:47,984 --> 00:12:49,769
we get busy,
then I erase your memory.
327
00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:51,074
That old story.
328
00:12:51,118 --> 00:12:52,989
What?
But it's consensual.
329
00:12:53,033 --> 00:12:54,512
I-I'm not a creep.
330
00:12:54,556 --> 00:12:56,297
The first time,
you asked me to do it,
331
00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:58,560
to keep things exciting
in case we ever did it again,
332
00:12:58,603 --> 00:12:59,866
which we did.
333
00:12:59,909 --> 00:13:02,390
Then you started to get
emotionally invested
334
00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:04,131
and wanting
to tell people at work.
335
00:13:04,174 --> 00:13:08,178
So I double-erased it 'cause,
I mean, emotion, ugh!
336
00:13:08,222 --> 00:13:09,614
[ Chuckles ] Right?
337
00:13:09,658 --> 00:13:11,921
How many times
have we done this?
338
00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:13,836
Boy-oop![ Crackling ]
339
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,577
How much is two reams?
340
00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:17,013
1,000 times?
341
00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:18,841
Oop. Found another.
342
00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:21,539
We filled the first one in,
like, a week and a half.
343
00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:24,891
We both took vacation days...
and ayahuasca.
344
00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:26,936
So, every time,
I show up at your door
345
00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:28,372
dressed like the super?
346
00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:30,548
That was actually your idea.
347
00:13:30,592 --> 00:13:32,724
My taste runs more
to nerdy grad student
348
00:13:32,768 --> 00:13:34,944
who can't pay his vet bill.
But here's the thing.
349
00:13:34,988 --> 00:13:37,817
I'm feeling a little conflicted,
and I wanted to come clean
350
00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:39,993
with you before ending it... us.
351
00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:41,603
No more mindtaking.
352
00:13:41,646 --> 00:13:45,781
You can tell whomever
you want about this... us.
353
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:46,826
Huh.
354
00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:47,827
You okay?
355
00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:50,046
Are we okay?
356
00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:52,614
Huh?
Oh, yeah, I agree.
357
00:13:52,657 --> 00:13:54,287
But, listen,
if it's all the same with you,
358
00:13:54,311 --> 00:13:57,010
can you just go ahead
and mindtake me?
359
00:13:57,053 --> 00:14:00,013
Knowing that we shared something
and having a lovely
360
00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:02,929
memory of it
will kind of be torture.
361
00:14:02,972 --> 00:14:05,105
Uh... sure.
362
00:14:05,148 --> 00:14:09,892
That makes me feel both
wonderful and horribly guilty.
363
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:12,764
Okay, ready.
364
00:14:12,808 --> 00:14:16,856
Boy-oop.
365
00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:18,814
Am I the super?
366
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:25,212
Yes, you are, and I've got one
last picture I need hung.
367
00:14:25,255 --> 00:14:28,302
So, how long you been
talking to buildings?
368
00:14:28,345 --> 00:14:30,652
For a while now.
I do most of the talking.
369
00:14:30,695 --> 00:14:32,523
The building mainly listens.
370
00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:34,632
Or you just couldn't hear it
over your [bleep] bagpipe.
371
00:14:34,656 --> 00:14:37,224
I'm sorry?
Look, Evie, I know you spend
372
00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:38,921
a lot of time by yourself
around here.
373
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,618
I did, too, when I was your age.
374
00:14:40,662 --> 00:14:42,707
The building is not alive.
375
00:14:42,751 --> 00:14:44,492
It's just old and falling apart.
376
00:14:44,535 --> 00:14:46,537
[ Plaster thuds ]
You see?
377
00:14:46,581 --> 00:14:49,192
Hey, it's Tay-Tay!
378
00:14:49,236 --> 00:14:51,978
[ Weakly ]
It's Taylor McGillicuddy.
379
00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:55,024
How on earth did you
do this to yourself?
380
00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:56,547
It's the building.
381
00:14:56,591 --> 00:15:00,160
It's a mother[bleep]!
[ Coughing, gasping ]
382
00:15:00,203 --> 00:15:03,467
Let's not blame the building
for our own failings.
383
00:15:03,511 --> 00:15:05,774
Stay calm.
We'll get you out.
384
00:15:05,817 --> 00:15:07,950
[ Rope snaps, whips ]
385
00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:09,996
- Ahh!
- Oh, my God!
386
00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:11,954
Two must die.
387
00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:14,217
Well, that's one down.
388
00:15:14,261 --> 00:15:15,871
[ Gasping ]
Oh, my God.
389
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,351
[ Babbling ]
Stay calm!
390
00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:18,482
We'll get you out!
391
00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:20,006
Judy, it's Dave.
392
00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:21,398
Goddamnit, Judy.
393
00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:23,966
- Ahhhhh!
- And that's two.
394
00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:26,534
The merciless one
has claimed her victims.
395
00:15:26,577 --> 00:15:28,231
I was trying to save them!
396
00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:30,146
Which is what I'll tell
the authorities,
397
00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:32,018
should it ever come to that.
398
00:15:32,061 --> 00:15:35,282
Now she's owed the two
who will live.
399
00:15:35,325 --> 00:15:38,720
Charlie: It's not possible.
Nobody has a picture of that.
400
00:15:38,763 --> 00:15:39,895
Charlie!
401
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,244
Where did you get that?
402
00:15:41,288 --> 00:15:42,787
- I burned it.
- Then I buried it. - Cha...
403
00:15:42,811 --> 00:15:43,919
Listen, no one
can ever see that.
404
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,728
[ As Birdgirl, echoing ]
Charlie!
405
00:15:49,861 --> 00:15:51,385
Wha... How did you...
406
00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:53,126
[Bleep] if I know.
407
00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:55,476
I will trade anything.
408
00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:58,566
I'll give you Paul or Judy.
409
00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:03,571
I will do anything, so long as
that never gets out.
410
00:16:03,614 --> 00:16:05,573
Birdgirl: Charlie!
411
00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:07,053
What am I doing?
412
00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:10,186
I'd never do anything
to hurt Judy or Paul.
413
00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:13,537
Well, Judy.
It's this job.
414
00:16:13,581 --> 00:16:18,412
[ Voice breaking ] It's turned
me into a... psychopath!
415
00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:20,501
[ Laughs ] I'm a psyc...
416
00:16:20,544 --> 00:16:23,025
Oh, hi! You must be one
of the little girls
417
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:24,418
that lives in the vents.
418
00:16:24,461 --> 00:16:25,593
Right!
There are two of us.
419
00:16:25,636 --> 00:16:27,595
Ahh! Ugh!
420
00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:31,599
[ Body thuds ]
Oh, Judy, thank God you're alive!
421
00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:34,428
I've completely changed
in the last hour,
422
00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:37,561
although I can't tell you why.
423
00:16:37,605 --> 00:16:39,824
Does she scare you
just a tiny bit?
424
00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:42,305
Who, her?
Yes.
425
00:16:42,349 --> 00:16:46,483
Paul: [ Singing ] Here's to the
ladies who lunch.
426
00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:48,790
Everybody laugh.
427
00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:52,141
Lounging in their caftans
428
00:16:52,185 --> 00:16:55,057
and planning a brunch
on their own behalf.
429
00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:57,059
Paul? Paul!
430
00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:59,018
Can you hear me?!
431
00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:02,238
I never shot up.
432
00:17:02,282 --> 00:17:04,501
Did you know that when you fart,
433
00:17:04,545 --> 00:17:07,287
there's a sound
that goes with it?!
434
00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:09,332
That's what
the building taught you?
435
00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:12,074
I lost nine pounds in my room.
436
00:17:12,118 --> 00:17:14,250
[ Rumbling ]
437
00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:17,427
Does anyone have a [bleep] clue
what's happening?
438
00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:19,603
And when I found
those nine pounds,
439
00:17:19,647 --> 00:17:22,867
it was a little boy,
and that little boy...
440
00:17:22,911 --> 00:17:25,000
he's my son now, I guess.
441
00:17:26,697 --> 00:17:30,223
[ Building growls ]
Ahh!
442
00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:32,051
[ Switches clicking ]
443
00:17:37,491 --> 00:17:39,188
This is nice.
444
00:17:39,232 --> 00:17:41,190
I remember it all.
What?
445
00:17:41,234 --> 00:17:44,585
I pretended to forget, but I...
I remember all of it.
446
00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:47,675
Wait.
So, I didn't mindtake you?
447
00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:49,851
Nope.
Boy-oop!
448
00:17:49,894 --> 00:17:51,722
[ Engine revving ]
449
00:17:59,774 --> 00:18:03,430
Oh, my God,
you have no mind to take.
450
00:18:03,473 --> 00:18:05,823
You're my kryptonite.
451
00:18:05,867 --> 00:18:08,348
There is a lot of room in there.
452
00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:09,914
Holy [bleep]!
453
00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:12,613
You remembered, but you didn't
tell anyone at work.
454
00:18:12,656 --> 00:18:13,788
Nope.
455
00:18:13,831 --> 00:18:15,746
[ Mid-tempo music plays ]
456
00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:17,835
Are we dating?
457
00:18:17,879 --> 00:18:19,663
Nope.
458
00:18:19,707 --> 00:18:21,709
[ Indistinct conversations ]
459
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:34,243
It's been watching me
since I was a little girl.
460
00:18:34,287 --> 00:18:35,984
- Well, "she."
- Shut up, Paul.
461
00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:37,507
You shut up.
462
00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:40,902
She's been watching all of us,
taking care of us.
463
00:18:40,945 --> 00:18:42,164
We're her family.
464
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:44,210
[ Saw buzzing ]
465
00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:46,908
Taylor's death shall be avenged!
466
00:18:46,951 --> 00:18:48,039
Ohh, boy.
467
00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:50,520
I follow the code of Local 836
468
00:18:50,564 --> 00:18:52,566
International Brother
and Sisterhood
469
00:18:52,609 --> 00:18:54,350
of Electrical Workers.
470
00:18:54,394 --> 00:18:56,135
Yeah, you do.
471
00:18:56,178 --> 00:18:58,311
Her memories!
472
00:18:58,354 --> 00:19:02,489
[ Building growling ]
473
00:19:02,532 --> 00:19:03,751
Evie!
474
00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:05,753
[ Electronic beeping, whirring ]
475
00:19:05,796 --> 00:19:07,320
We're one now.
476
00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:09,713
I'll be the keeper
of her memories.
477
00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:12,194
Ahh!
478
00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:13,456
Leave her out of it!
479
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:16,807
This fight's between me and you!
480
00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:18,026
Ahh!
481
00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:19,375
[ Thudding ]
Ugh!
482
00:19:19,419 --> 00:19:21,072
Hey, guys, remember me?
Beep-beep.
483
00:19:21,116 --> 00:19:22,552
[ Laughs ]
484
00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:24,598
[ Sirens wailing ]
485
00:19:24,641 --> 00:19:27,470
I've got a bit of a mindtaking
situation down here.
486
00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:29,211
Got it.
Be there in 10.
487
00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:30,778
Got to fly. Work thing.
488
00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:33,172
- Can I come?
- I don't know. Can you?
489
00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:34,366
[ Drums beat, cymbal clashes ]
490
00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:35,696
Judy's cat.
491
00:19:35,739 --> 00:19:38,264
Not a big fan of dudes,
super feminist.
492
00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:39,656
Laters!
493
00:19:43,094 --> 00:19:44,705
Uh, why am I here on an off day?
494
00:19:44,748 --> 00:19:47,055
Okay, the building is alive,
and it merged personalities
495
00:19:47,098 --> 00:19:48,274
with a 10-year-old girl.
496
00:19:48,317 --> 00:19:49,623
The one who plays the accordion.
497
00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:51,625
- It's a bagpipe.
- No. The other one.
498
00:19:51,668 --> 00:19:53,322
Wait. There are two
little girl...
499
00:19:53,366 --> 00:19:55,019
Anyway, these two
have mind-melded
500
00:19:55,063 --> 00:19:56,499
to protect
the building's memories.
501
00:19:57,587 --> 00:19:59,676
Mindtaker.
502
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:02,244
Paul: [ Laughing ]
503
00:20:02,288 --> 00:20:04,203
Charlie: Remember us?
504
00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:07,118
It's scared to lose its memories
once we update the wiring,
505
00:20:07,162 --> 00:20:08,685
but mostly I think
it's scared to lose
506
00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:10,644
the memories of her.
507
00:20:10,687 --> 00:20:13,690
Evie: Transferring 1968
memories.
508
00:20:13,734 --> 00:20:15,779
Transferring 1969 memories.
509
00:20:15,823 --> 00:20:17,390
You got to get me in her head.
510
00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:19,261
Just lace up the old
booty-ooty-oots,
511
00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:21,350
and, Birdteam, go!
What?!
512
00:20:21,394 --> 00:20:24,135
Hmm. I usually fly solo
on the mindtaking.
513
00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:28,270
It's breaking a lot of rules.
514
00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:30,925
Plus, it's going to take off
four months off your life.
515
00:20:30,968 --> 00:20:32,274
I can't say which four.
516
00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:33,406
Do it.
517
00:20:33,449 --> 00:20:36,757
♪
518
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:40,456
I know she's your friend,
but she's not worth dying for.
519
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:42,371
That's friendship.
520
00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:46,549
You two used to be friends,
521
00:20:46,593 --> 00:20:50,031
but maybe you forgot
since you grew up.
522
00:20:50,074 --> 00:20:53,295
We've got to figure out a way
to save her memories.
523
00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:56,080
Let me do it.
Trust me?
524
00:20:56,124 --> 00:20:59,519
♪
525
00:20:59,562 --> 00:21:01,869
I get it.
You're afraid.
526
00:21:01,912 --> 00:21:05,699
And fear is a useful
survival response.
527
00:21:05,742 --> 00:21:09,268
You have my word.
I'll keep your memory safe.
528
00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:15,056
Yes, I did it!
529
00:21:15,099 --> 00:21:17,188
I did it.
530
00:21:17,232 --> 00:21:19,103
Uh, I think she's dying.
531
00:21:19,147 --> 00:21:20,322
You're kidding, right?
532
00:21:20,366 --> 00:21:22,237
She's got a duct through
her pelvis.
533
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,891
Oh, the building.
534
00:21:23,934 --> 00:21:25,806
[ Electronic whirring ]
535
00:21:25,849 --> 00:21:33,466
♪
536
00:21:33,509 --> 00:21:36,947
[ Electricity zapping ]
537
00:21:36,991 --> 00:21:39,776
[ Electricity surging ]
538
00:21:42,779 --> 00:21:45,260
[ Electronic beeping ]
539
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:47,175
[ Computer chimes ]
Mail time.
540
00:21:47,218 --> 00:21:49,090
We got the Internet!
541
00:21:49,133 --> 00:21:53,442
Yes. But will we prevail
against it?
542
00:21:53,486 --> 00:21:56,750
Oh, mailman.
We should have done mailman.
543
00:21:56,793 --> 00:21:59,361
Never mind.
It's my own sex fantasy thing.
544
00:21:59,405 --> 00:22:02,582
[ Fax machine whirring ]
545
00:22:02,625 --> 00:22:04,061
Where's Dog?
He just got a fax.
546
00:22:04,105 --> 00:22:06,237
[ Up-tempo music playing ]
547
00:22:06,281 --> 00:22:08,065
[ Vocalizing ]
548
00:22:08,109 --> 00:22:12,200
♪
549
00:22:12,243 --> 00:22:13,612
[ Rapping ] ♪ Who is the
girl that saves the world? ♪
550
00:22:13,636 --> 00:22:15,638
♪ Hey! Birdgirl!
551
00:22:15,682 --> 00:22:17,050
♪ Wings of fire,
unique like pearls ♪
552
00:22:17,074 --> 00:22:18,902
♪ Hey! Birdgirl!
553
00:22:18,946 --> 00:22:20,339
♪ Who's the one
they came to see? ♪
554
00:22:20,382 --> 00:22:22,166
♪ Hey! Birdgirl!
555
00:22:22,210 --> 00:22:23,646
♪ Ultra fierce and so unique
556
00:22:23,690 --> 00:22:26,954
♪ Hey! Birdgirl!
557
00:22:26,997 --> 00:22:29,739
♪ Hey!
558
00:22:29,789 --> 00:22:34,339
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