Original subtitles

Hello and Greetings!

On this grand marvellous evening

I have come here for some business

Me

I am a husband to my wife

I am a husband to my wife

Always very casual

Never treated like a Lord

What a line!

Jonaki and I are married for five years now

Let me introduce myself

I am

Spandan

Woah! Yeah!

Wow! Great!

Woah!

Jai Veeru's Gabbar Singh

Maa Durga's Ashur

Mr India's Mogambo

and in my life

Father-in-law

What is the closest word in your mind when you hear SHOSHUR?

Ashur

Yes, What?

Ashur

Right. Ashur

That guy looks so weird, Isn't it?

In front of Maa Durga

facing the lion

The guy is always posing like this

She killed me

Strange. Isn't it?

Half a buffalo, Half a human

I mean

I think

Whichever artist curated it

must have thought about his father-in-law

Everyone has such an evil villain in their lives

I also have one in my life

Isn't it so, Jonaki?

Yes. Really

My father-in-law is exactly like that

Sorry Jonaki

I mean

Not exactly

Somewhat like that

Almost ASUR ASUR

One day, I visited my father-in-law with Jonaki

I said

I

I would like to marry Jonaki

He said, Hmmm

Okay, then you have to answer a few questions

As if we are playing KBC

He said

First question

Tell me

What is the first thing that Napoleon do

when he for the very first time

put his first step in India?

I answered

He stepped his other leg

He gave me one kick

and I amost died there

But even I do not give up easily

I thought

SHOSHUR and all can go to hell

Let me just get away from here with my wife

One who does not have a guardian

Kalighat is at their rescue

So Jonaki and me got married there

and since then we are together

But

My wife obviously is my father-in-law's blood

You can never really make her happy

Never Ever

At last, I questioned Google

Yes. Try and Googe it

Yes

Okay, Google

Please tell me

How can I make my wife happy?

You will see

Google's point no eight

Listen

Apologize

and Change

Do you know what I do since that day?

Whoever is at fault

Be it me or my wife

I get down on one knee

Listen to my wife

Apologize

and Change myself

Great

This is what you call

A successful marriage mantra

But all said and done

I want to thank my father in law very much

for giving birth to a beautiful daughter like her

Jonaki, my wife

You are my life

and this goes for you

I will not measure my love that I have for you

I will remain a topic

In this one generation with you

I will create history with our love

I will accept what you have for me

as the Almighty that resides within

I was

I am

I will be back again and again

Great.

Making a sad face after making everyone laugh

doesn't suit you

So what?

Just because he is a stand up comedian

doesn't mean he will keep laughing all the time

This is indeed a serious problem

Dodo

Yes

Play, if you please

but why are you doing the commentary

When Gutlu grows up a bit

even our Gutlu will start talking. isn't it?

Yes. He will

The Doctor did say

He is not dumb

He is doing it a little later

But he will definitely speak

Actually since you guys didn't get married by the right rituals

God must be angry with both of you

I would suggest you guys

to get married another time

Have you lost your mind?

See

What if my son is not talking

He definitely knows how to react

Come dear. Come

Where do you want to go?

Come

Let us look for the toilet

Hey. Don't worry

Admit him to the speech therapy classes

What were they saying

They were asking me to get married again

Do you want see your father's marriage?

No. You ♪♪♪♪♪!

Hey ♪♪♪♪♪!

Are you scared?

This is Me

Gutlu

Gutlu

Move

Are you alright?

What the hell are you doing?

Can't even hold a kid

What are you muttering?

You forget it. Let it be.

Let me take him

He can't even handle a kid

No dear. Stop crying

Hey you! Son-in-law

Shit. He dropped everything

Shit. Don't you have any sense or what?

Did you get scared or what?

Prabhati di

I will come home late today

You feed Gutlu and get him off to sleep

Okay?

And you

Listen to me

On your way back, Get

One Cerelac

One Huggies

and

Also get a Johnson's powder

What happened?

Can't you hear me?

God knows what you are doing sometimes!

Really

Sister

Ask Dadabhai to change his job

He has lost his mind by speaking to himself all the time

He doesn't listen to anyone

That is not called talking to himself

It's called stand up comedy

I don't understand all this kind of comedy

Talking to oneself alone

Watching pictures alone

He is roasting himself

Roasting his own father

Roasting his father in law

Comedy was what it was during our times

in Bengali Cinema

Sukhen Das slipping over a banana peel

Anup Kumar making weird faces

and you could start laughing only looking at Rabi Ghosh's face

When you are done talking about your Rabi Ghosh

Tell my Nanda Ghosh

to get my things

I'll leave now. Bye

Bye, my kid

Meow

Who am I?

Mary Jane

Mary Jane

Mary Jane

Mary Jane

Mary Jane

Mary Jane

Gutlu has started talking

Gutlu

First, He abused me

Then, he called me Son in Law

He is talking like your dad

Meow

Meow

Meow

No. What I mean is

Gutlu

Meow

I have to go and look inside the house. Right?

No

I don't want to look inside the house

I will lose my job for the sake of your Meow

On the other hand, My boss is barking

No No

When you are interested in so much Meow

Come home early today

Then I will see

How much of Meow you are capable of

Move aside

Gutlu

Mary Jane

What happened, brother?

Meow

Meow?

What do you mean by old?

In older days, the parents were physically abused lesser

During the 60s, 70s, 80s

the ratio was much less

Hitting the parents

Dumping them

Leaving them in the old age homes

With time, the ratio is increasing

This is not what I am saying

Statistics say so

See Utsha

Just because you have come to my serial set

doesn't mean you have show so much sensibility

No No

I do not have the responsibility of running a serial

thus it's easier for me to be straightforward

Few parents can really get to your nerves

that they get inside their grandchildren's body

make their son in law's life a hell

What?

What are you saying?

Yes

No. I mean

What I meant is

These old people's sentiments

as in during the 80s, 90s

Do you think people may like it today?

See

What happens everywhere in reality

What is the problem in trying to show that?

I have thought of a story to make a film

I also watch your stand up acts

I am a big fan of yours

If you write the dialogues, it will add to the film

You will make it one day brother

For sure. You will see

All the best

Fine

See you

Brother

I have asked them to come number of times

but they are just not willing to come to the set

Who do you think I am?

Writer or Director?

Writer

So go and tell the director

Why are you telling me?

Leave

Hey

What rubbish were you saying?

Inside the grandchildren and son in law's life

Have your in law's contacted again?

Not contact

They are

making connections

So you mean they have connected you, in English?

No. you are not understanding

I mean

My son has started speaking

That is good news

So, what is he saying?

Dad, I want to drink some beer?

No brother

He is abusing me

He is abusing me, calling me son in law

that too

in the voice of my father in law

I had warned you

I had warned you about Sourabhi, Tina

They are new

They will not give you any work

but they will make your life a hell

Shut up

Hey

Did they

make you smell

some powder in your nose?

Why are you speaking rubbish?

Wait

Did they make you do some crystal on your teeth?

Will you shut up?

I better leave

Oye

Stop staying awake at night

and you better stop drinking

It is not suiting you

If you drink too much

father in law will appear like son

and Neymar will appear like Pele to you

I have heard of the Pandit Jackal

but, what is this?

Cat astrologer?

Here I give some milk

gave some rice

gave some banana

now what

now

now the cat will come

No

Mary Jane. No

Mary Jane. No

Mary Jane

Hey you. Leave her.

You wait for a while

Let me put Gutlu to sleep

After that

Oh Gutlu

You woke up baby?

My lovely baby

He is a big trouble

He is like misery behind everything

I have gone mad and have nothing to say

He is a big trouble

He is like misery behind everything

I have gone mad and have nothing to say

How was that?

Get up

Who?

What is it?

Don't you feel ashamed?

Can't you even do this simple thing?

What is it that I can't do?

I asked you to put the kid to sleep for a day?

You couldn't even do that

Even you couldn't

Didn't you see he wasn't ready to sleep?

You will do this to him because he was not sleeping?

Double tape?

Yes. Double tape

You will put double tap in his eyes

because he was not sleeping?

What if something would happen to him?

What if he lost his eyesight?

Who puts double tape on their own son's eye?

Exactly what I am asking

Which father puts double tape on his son's eye?

No Mary Jane

I did not do it

Trust me

You did not put it

No

Which means he has cut it on his own with scissors

and put it

Wow

Aren't you ashamed?

You will not even touch him today onwards

and also not hold him

and you will also not touch me

Mary Jane

You are such a liar

Really. He is such a small kid

Shame on you!

You are not kind at heart

My father had asked me not to get married to you

It was me who was stupid

My future is ruined

I am done with everything

Open your mouth

I will put the gun inside your mouth

Did you hear him?

What will I hear?

My father in law's voice?

Where?

Where is he?

Where is your father in law?

In his throat

No. There is no throat infection

Also, I don't think there is any problem

Then what about this voice

Whice voice are you talking about brother?

My father in law's

Father in law, son, voice

What are you even trying to say?

Don't you understand?

Don't you understand?

No my dear

Now that I am talking

Whose voice do you hear?

Prosenjit Chatterjee

What are you saying?

If you are talking, I will obviously hear your voice

Yes

What nonsense are you talking?

Exactly that

My son is talking in my father in law's voice

This three year old kid?

Yes

Oh

Tell me what he is saying

Son in Law

Why are you abusing?

No. Not abusing

It means

Son in Law

He is irritating me with such words

which is why you think you can irritate me?

Listen

You have come to the wrong doctor

One of my friend sits at the Drover Mental Centre

I shall inform him

You should go and visit him

Do I look like a mad person to you?

That even I don't look like a doctor

No. You are not understanding

There is no problem in me

The problem is in my son

The problem is in your father in law

Yes

Yes

Bring your father in law and your son

together

and also bring your wife

and if possible also bring your

mother in law

mom, dad, other in laws

uncle, aunts from both sides

yes Sir

Yes Listen

Take his wife's phone number from him

and fix another family appoinment next week

Thursday

Sir, your wife's no?

Press

The volatile situation of the market will create an impact

What do you think?

Absolutely

and things will go out of our hands

but madam, actual problem is that the..

Just a second

Hello

This is Dr. Sarkar

Child specialist

Yes, tell me

Can you come down to my chamber?

There's some urgency

Why?

What is it?

There is some confusion in your husband's head

about son and father in law

How could you say this?

I didn't say a thing

He said it

Your father

If you say anything bad about my parents anymore

I will bury you alive

The blood in her is speaking

Did you hear him Mary Jane?

He was speaking. Listen

Sister

Even I heard him

See. She heard him say

What?

Tell her. Prabhati di, tell her

He said this just now

AA BA BU DU

See

He said again

You will take couselling and also visit the psychiatrist

Mary Jane, it's not how you are thinking

Brother, She will not tell mislead you

You should go and see the doctor if she is telling you to

and listen

Don't stand and talk to yourself when you are alone

I don't like it

She is going on another topic

Okay

Will you tell me a truth?

Yes

You dislike my dad so much?

Yes. I do

and that is not one sided

He hates me much more than that

You know it

and look at him

He is taking revenge

and will you tell me another truth?

Ask

Did anyone in your family have any mental sickness?

No

Nobody else had any such issues

First generation case

very complex situation

of your mind

No

Your mind has gone to another layer altogether

Do you think I am having any mental issue?

I am absolutely fine

All my problems are caused by my son

Happens. It happens.

Aren't you related to the films?

That film SHABDO

The film SHABDO

You might be in the sound department?

The sounds of the leaves falling

the pigeons making sound

then you have

sound of your footsteps in shorts

I have watched it

See. I do stand up comedy

Not films

Then, it cannot happen this time

No. It didn't

Okay, Do you feel irritated sometimes?

As in, do you bite your nails?

Or maybe if something happens

you feel good after itching yourself

or may be

If you get hurt

Have you seen the tweezer?

Yes, Tweezer. I know

Yes

Doesn't it feel good when you take it out slowly?

No

I don't take it out slowly

I just take it out in one go

You don't?

Try it. You will feel good

Why?

Do you do it?

No

That is not the case

Okay. Leave this topic

Okay tell me something

Your father in law

Why does he do so against you?

Is all the anger about you?

There are reasons

Tell me

Say it without any fear

That is why I had asked you to come alone

Your wife wanted to come with you

Say it

For that, we have to go to the flashback

Go

Nobody will stop you

Meri Jaan

Mary Jane

I am a new halogen flame

Who knows me, understands

Calls me mad

I want to fly a little

I want to stop a little

I move and sit carelessly

Calls me mad

Meri Jaan

Mary Jane

I am a naughty aeroplane

I took my flight at an odd time

Calls me mad

I want to fly a little

I hesitate a little

I move and sit carelessly

Calls me mad

As if the king of ghosts

gave the popular three wishes

Gave 100 years

to stay alive

The unknown sunlight

given by the unpredictable autumn

Gave enough time

to feed the thoughts

Meri Jaan

Listen the town in mirage

You will be gone with the dawn

If I keep my palms open

Will you stay?

Birds at the dawn

that wakes me up from sleep

If you tie knots with the hay strips

Love can reside there

Listen the town in mirage

You will be gone with the dawn

If I keep my palms open

Will you stay?

Birds at the dawn

that wakes me up from sleep

If you tie knots with the hay strips

Love can reside there

Meri Jaan

Mary Jane

I am a small hurricane

Lit during the fall of an evening

Call me mad

Mates play the strings of desire

of the flute under the waves

Mermaids float

and Call me mad

Meri Jaan

Mary Jane

I am a small hurricane

Lit during the fall of an evening

Call me mad

Mates play the strings of desire

of the flute under the waves

Mermaids float

and Call me mad

Many lunar evenings

gave me known cycles

Gave me sand roads

To pass by

Fist full of sunlight

Gave me a rainful time

Gave me the touchstone

to feel it

Meri Jaan

I have been trying for the last 3 years

to tell my father, mother and brother

I have still not been able to

Why?

Because I am a Muslim?

No. That is the third point

Then what are the other two points?

First, you are a stand up comedian

Second, You are jobless

I do stand up comedy but I am not jobless

I earn less but I do earn

Today it is less but with time, I shall earn more

Anyway

I will go and talk to your father

I will tell him

I will give more love to your daughter when she is growing up

than how much you have loved her

No, I mean

You are obviously a grown up

I will keep you

happy

My father and brother are very strong headed

The era of Zamindars are gone

but they are still like Jalsaghar's Chaabi Biswas from within

If Raj can impress Amresh Puri

and take Simran along with him

Then why can't this Spidey do it?

You father will definitely say one day

Go Mary Jane. Go

Go live your life in your own terms

and what if dad says this

Come Spidey. Give away your life

I shall do that

Do you know what the great Spiderman said?

What?

He said

With great power comes great responsibility

and any boy who runs away with a girl

He can no more be considered

a boy

Mom

He is Spandan

It's alright dear

Why?

I didn't tell you the same thing

Respect is now reduced to the level of the knee, it seems

No. It is not like that

Some day I will see

He will end up touching anywhere

and will shock me

Do you have a degenerative back pain?

No. It is not so

My dear younger daughter

with all the other ladies

All of you go upstairs

Let us have some boy talk here

Dad

I said, upstairs

You too.

Boy talk

What? Are you scared?

No. Not that

What is your name?

As she said

Spandan

We know it's Spandan

But what is your surname?

Spandan Khan Bachchu?

No

Spandan Islam

Islam

So, since when do you know my younger daughter?

Three years

Do you understand Dad?

You sent your daughter to study Masters

and she is mastering on some other subject

No

Mary Jane is very sincere in her studies

She studies very attentively

Mary Jaan?

No

Mary Jane

Did you convert her?

Like Mary Jaan, Begum Jaan, Malka Jaan

No

What did you convert her to?

No

It's Mary Jane

I am Spidey

as in, Spiderman

and spiderman's girlfriend is Mary Jane

Like

You call her out of affection

Something similar

Dad, He is spiderman

Do you understand?

He climbs on the walls

He is a thief

That is why friends call him so

No, I am not a thief

Then what do you do for a living?

I write

Writing is good

but where do you work?

Well

I write and I tell

I see

you recite poetry?

Even we write sometimes

like I have a popular poem

You will know it

I have bought a huge chariot in the fair

and I am repairing that chariot at this moment

That was great

Those days are gone. Poetry days

Now tell me about your profession

I mean

I do stand-up acts

You mean you are still studying in the school?

You get punishment?

No. I mean

I can stand anywhere

and make others laugh

I perform comedy

I see. Like Uttam Das?

DOYAL BABA eating banana case

No. It isn't so

The point is that you make people laugh

Hey

What a selection by my younger daughter!

One who make others laugh for a living!

Okay fine

Gopal Bhar

My dear

Try and make me laugh

As in?

Here?

Didn't you just now say that you can make others laugh anywhere?

Do it here as well

Fine

What should I say?

Yes

This country

The country is driven by politics

Politics runs religion

and our business is our religion

What rubbish!

This means the level is not matching

Alright. Let me tell you something simple

which would be more understandable

Cinema?

Can I talk about cinema?

You remember The Titanic?

Yes

Yes

Thank God you all have watched it

Titanic is being remade in three languages

Okay

Tamil, Hindi and Bengali

In Tamil, they have Rajinikanth

Sunny Deol in Hindi

and Prosenjit in Bengali

First it starts in Tamil

Rajinikanth is standing on the ship

The ship is moving towards the iceberg

What will Rajinikanth do?

He breaks the iceberg into pieces

He takes an ice cube

Pours it in his glass

Pours some alcohol and drinks it

The Titanic gets saved

Now, Sunny Deol in Hindi

Sunny Deol is swimming in the water

He is holding Amisha Patel with one hand

and is holding Titanic with his other

He is moving ahead

and from the front comes a wave

The waves are approaching

How will he stop it?

Stop

If I raise this 2 and half kilo hand

The man shall undoubtedly die

The waves stop

Like a sonic wave

Do you know the sonic waves?

Marvels, X Men

X Men

You didn't understand?

Alright

Let's come back to our Bengal

Bengali

Our Prosenjit Chatterjee

The climax has entirely changed

This time in the climax we see Rose's picture

Prosenjit is telling his mom looking at that picture

Trust me Mom

I have not drawn that picture mom

I have not drawn it

Mother Anamika Saha is furious

Hey

Don't you dare lie to me

Get out

The hand that you have used to draw the picture

Don't you dare touch me with that hand

Go away! just go away

Prosenjit says

Ranjit da

Please tell my mom this one time

Mom is not ready to believe me

You please make her understand

Tell her

Ranjit da enters and says

Trust me. He has not drawn that picture

He did not draw the picture

I was hitting him with the belt

and the belt suddenly tears

There was a woman who was passing by

I took away her belt and wore it

and that lady's dress opened

I was wondering what to do

I took Bumba and left that place

We left

Oh god!

And then entered Chiranjit

Chiranjit can make good sketches

Even his father was a good artist

It was him who had drawn the picture

When he was done with his sketch, he said

A belt can be found after you lose it

but you cannot really find a scene if you lose it

Done

Was that the end?

Dad, he seems to be the scholarly boy

He is that kind of a boy

who is basically upto no use

He is not strong enough

The scholar's boy

Okay dear, tell me something

If somebody is eve teasing my daughter

How will you save her?

I don't thing you are strong enough

I will save her

I am strong

Will you be able to dig the land?

Yes. Of course

More than one foot? No I don't think so

Why not? Of course I can

Can you dig 4 foot?

Why do you think I can't?

I can

He definitely cannot dig more than 2 foot

Of course, I can

6 feet?

I told you I can

No. I mean

Yes, I can

Let's go then

Let's see you do some land digging

using the spade

Let's go

Come father

Yes, Let's go

Let's spade the land

Forgetting our social status

What were you saying then?

About status and all?

Oh. That was nothing

I was singing a song

Come, my dear friends

Let's hold hands together

Take hold of this spade as of now.

You will Dance in circles

You will sing

songs

Mary Jane

Come together my friends

Let's hold our hands together

Let's dance in circles

We will sing together

Come together my friends

Let's hold our hands together

Let's dance in circles

We will sing together

Bring the veena

Bring the veena

Dadababu, would you like one?

You have become too smart

The boys don't eat until the work is done

Otherwise he doesn't become a man

Isn't it so?

Go away

Keep aside stress

Keep aside pains

let's fill our souls with mirth always

Keep aside stress

Keep aside pains

let's fill our souls with mirth always

Bring the veena

Five

Six

Seven

I have done it

It's done

It's over

Did you see?

He did finish his work

Go, bring me his gift

The work is not done properly dad

The depth may be 4 feet

I don't think the length is 6 feet

No. It is 6 feet

No. I don't think so

I have measured. It is 6 feet

So you have done your measurements?

I measured it using my legs. It's 6 feet

Okay. Let it be. Tell me your height

6 feet

Do something. Lie down inside that hole

You lie down inside it

If he fits inside it

You can no longer mock him

Let him at least lie down first

Lie down

Yes. See. I will lie down

Here I lie down

Look

It's exactly 6 feet

You can plant many trees here

Look. Come, look

See there is a lot of space behind me

I dug this very well. It's exactly 6 feet

Gift

What is this?

You piece of shit

You want to be my son-in-law?

What?

Son-in-law

Today we will make you play Anarkali of Mugh-le-Azam

It would be nice if there were some big mirrors here

We would make you dance wearing a Ghagra

Why fear when you are in love!

What?

What are you guys watching with your mouth open?

Cover the hole

No. Don't do it

What are you doing?

I did exactly what you asked me to do

Even I dug this hole because you asked me to

Not a hole

You dug your own grave

I have only left your hand uncovered

But if in that head of yours

you think of feel any romance for my daughter

From this side of this head to that side

What do they call it in Kolkata?

The one that travels underground at a fast speed?

Metro, Dad

Metro

Metro

From your forehead, till the back of your head

I will create a passage for the Metro railways

If this side is Dumdum

Then here it would be Tollygunj

Got it?

Be careful

You guys take him out of the sand

Take him out and throw him outside

Throw him

Let's go

Shit. Where are you going?

Get me out of here

He asked you to take me out

get me out of here, please

It is hurting. Please help me brother

There are insects inside

Insects. They are flying

Listen

Don't go

Where are you going?

What will I tell Dad if he is asking?

Tell him that I have gone to gamble

Don't eat up my head. Go and sleep

Mary Jane

you?

Why have you come here like this?

Then should I have dug underground to reach here?

You don't know. Your dad almost buried me alive

Bury you?

Yes. Bury me

He made me dig my own grave

What do we do now?

Run away

Come

But, didn't you say you won't escape?

You said you will make my parents understand

A boy who escapes is not worth the gender

Yes. The boy no more remains a boy,

instead he becomes a man

Let's go

But didn't you say

Great power comes with great responsibility

No power, no responsibilty

Mary Jane. please come with me

But mom, dad?

Look, Mary Jane

I can't change how your parents think

But we can change our future

only if you want

So, since then you both do not have any contact with the parents?

They did no try to contact us

and so didn't we

See

I think there is some hallucinative disorder inside your head

which is why you think yourself as a spiderman

Why are you only interested in finding my problems?

Why wouldn't I be interested?

You are my patient

Whose problems should I be interested in, if not yours?

Shaktiman's?

See, your job is very stressful and uncertain

I am prescribing you few medicines

You have it regularly

Then I will refer you to a Yoga teacher

He will teach you yoga every morning

and about rest of the things,

I will have a word with your wife

You may go now

Spidey, have it

You are making me look like a mad

What rubbish are you saying?

This is a medicine for the nerves

Do you think I will want your bad?

Don't we go to the doctor when we have a stomach problem?

What is the problem with a heart ache?

Mary Jane

You won't leave me alone right?

Now you have seriously lost your mind

Common. Have it

First you tell me that you won't leave me alone

Only then will I have this medicine, else I won't

Is it?

Spidey

I am not liking it, Mary Jane

Look at me

Come here

I will never leave you and go anywhere

Aa Ba Bu Du

What has got into you?

Mary Jane

Him

Spidey, He is your own son

and you are getting scared of him?

Observe him carefully

Your face

Your nose

You don't need any medicine

He is your best medicine

You go and take him in your arms

Wake up. Your Yoga is here

Hey

What are you doing?

Help me pass through this

Doyal Baba

It is only your play all the time

You are the ultimate saviour

Hey, everyone will start the song together

okay?

He is a big trouble

He is a misery behind everything

I have gone mad and don't know what to do about it

He is a big trouble

He is a misery behind everything

I have gone mad and don't know what to do about it

Every morning I wake up and tell myself

I pray for my well being each day

The mischiefs of my child never stops

There is chaos all day long

What is the way out?

He is a big trouble

He is a misery behind everything

I have gone mad and don't know what to do about it

There is no happiness and peace

Wherever I go

He comes and becomes a part of it

♪♪♪♪♪♪

There is no happiness and peace

Wherever I go

He comes and becomes a part of it

♪♪♪♪♪♪

His face is really sweet

His appearance is very deceptive

I got into this

and now my life is ruined

Someone please save me

Come and give me some solution

Hello

My phone is gone

He is a big trouble

He is a misery behind everything

I have gone mad and don't know what to do about it

Baba

He is a big trouble

He is a misery behind everything

I have gone mad and don't know what to do about it

Doyal

Now, please welcome Spandan Islam

Spidey

Spidey

Spidey

Get up

They have announced your name

Let's go from here

Let's go

Yes. Let's go

We have to go faster

Let's go fast

Laughing?

The doctors have prescribed me nerve medicines

Because you feel so happy, let me tell you

My son abuses me

He abuses me

He cuts holes in my shorts

He holds my payment cheques

I tell him a No

but he tears it off

Spidey

Morning

What are you doing?

Act out your piece

Act out your piece

Every person in this world knows

from Lahore to London

Pandu means jaundice case

and handu means

Spandan

Hello everybody

I am Spandan

and everyone calls me handu

which in Bengali means

handsome

Wherever I go

and whoever I meet

Everyone keeps asking me this

Brother

Tell us the secret of your beauty

I give them a common reply

The land of Bengal

the water of Bengal

The bridge of Bengal

The fall of Bengal

Don't take me otherwise

What I mean is

Breeze

means air

and by fall I mean

Fruit. You know fruit?

Why do you always think otherwise?

That reminds me

The celebrity in the fruit kingdom is

apple

Also in the fate of apple

over the generations

reputed brand ambassadors have come in

What?

You don't believe me?

Listen

Adam and Eve in the Stone Age

Isaac Newton in the modern age

and Steve Jobs in the quantam age

Right?

The first oldest brand ambassador of apple is

Adam & Eve

Adam & Eve are really advanced couple

When they started their career,

the whole world then was

Nude Colony

They also have a great contribution in the world of fashion

They have invented a lot of glitterous objects

like

like

Herbal bikini

Herbal Bermuda

Herbal underwears

A miniskirt made of Tulsi leaves

Adam & Eve

were the happiest couple in the world

Do you know why?

They did not have in-laws

Thank You

Weren't you saying all these days

that your kid cannot speak

Absolutely nothing

Except Aa Ba Bu Du

and now you are saying

your kid is talking in your father-in-law's voice

These medicines are not doing any good

You are sleeping before your shows

Why are you having these medicines?

Go and make Jonaki understand this

Nobody will understand anything

Neither will she understand or me

but I can definitely solve your problem

How?

Your kid has got problems, right?

No not my kid but my father-in-law's

Father-in-law

Do you know the referant of the word SOSHUR?

Self plus ASHUR

Someone who himself is an Ashur

and linguee of the word would be

someone who always tickles

Coquerty compound

I have taught lessons to so many!

And this is a kid we are dealing with

I shall go to your house

I will go and find out who is at fault

Is it the father of the child

or the father of your wife?

If the problem is with your kid

then I shall solve it

and if I find the problem is with you

I swear on my mother

I swear I will beat you up badly

You are the star of my eye

You are an unique piece

Hey

I am hearing that you have been speaking a lot recently

So, even show me some fear

Ha Re Re Re Re

Please let me go

Aa Ba Bu Du

Aa Ba Bu Du

Look here

He is saying Aa Ba Bu Du

Aa Ba Bu Du

Do you know what is the referant?

I will drink milk again

One type of a referant

What?

You have scared your dad like shit

Show me some fear

Let me even get afraid

You are such a sweet boy

Come, sit on my lap

Do you know?

There was a television serial during our times

Chota Muh Badi Baat

A small mouth speaking out big words

Hold your tea. I am giving the omlette sometime later

I absolutely loved it

What nonsense is he telling there?

There was a kid

who used to talk way too much

Not nonsense. He is observing

He is about to start a television show for the kids

that is why he is observing

My kid will not be a part of any television serial

Your serial are from early 6 in the morning till 3 in the noon

Don't you know?

Didi has started new rules

You cannot shoot for more than 14 hrs

Understand?

I am thinking of you to be the hero

He is studying the child psychology

You are not saying anything

Show me some fear

Haven't you heard of the Pavlov's experiment?

The dog comes when the bell is rung

The dog and the bell

The bell and the dog

The dog and the bell

The bell and the dog

That one

I will rather go and offer the tea

You are such a sweet boy

What?

He is such a sweet boy smiling all the time

and you can't handle him

God save me. This is burning

I will make you blind

Careful. He is saying he will make you blind

O my God! I am gone

Dear Goddess, Save me!

He made me blind

I had so much more left to see

Oh mother!

No. Don't do this

This is not right

Why did he start crying?

Mary Jane

It was not my fault

He fell down all by himself

Keep quiet

Why is he laughing?

He is laughing

I didn't do anything

Trust me

He fell down by himself

What happened?

Hey

Where are you going?

Aa Ba Bu Du

Hurdles on your road...

Why have you come to me instead of going to the Gunin?

Gunin?

Who is he?

Muslim occultist

I know nothing

Actually the thing is

The ghost is a Hindu

Haripada Mukherjee

His father-in-law

like Rajinikanth and Dhanush

You will open somebody else's daughter's blouse

and you think he will spare you?

I have done everything after my marriage

I have only held her hand before marriage

Well, We also kissed

I haven't done anything other than that

Trust me. Promise

Jokes

Tell us what should we do now

Today in this wonderful lunar night

Let's run away

No

Bring that child

to KATAPUKUR MORA BATTALA

I shall do some rites

and then I will see

which Rajinikanth does what

and listen

Do not bring your mobile phones

Why not a phone?

A naughty boy

recorded a video and uploaded it on YouTube

4 million viewers

and he has also mentioned that

It's a way to cast away the ghost

This is affecting my business

There is a major loss

That reminds me

1 lakh rupees

Bring it along with you

Jokes

That will be 1 lakh 25 thousand

No jokes

Get out

Go away

BHADRESHWAR

Mary Jane. Listen

I am visiting Hemu's house with Gutlu

I will return late

Please ask Hemu not to observe him

Alright. Bye

Hey

Yes

I love you

Love you too

See you soon

What happened?

Why did you suddenly turn slow motion?

Let's go faster

Listen

If Mary Jane gets to know

She will be really sad

You are obviously not going with your kid there to have fun

You are going there for treatment

To a occultist?

If it's about a ghost

What else will you do if it's about a ghost?

Nothing else can be done

Didn't you also go to the doctor?

You saw what happened there

Nothing else can be done

Your child needs help

What are you doing?

Prabhati di

Prabhati di, you didn't hear anything

and please don't tell her about this

I won't tell her

that you are taking Gutlu to Katapukur Mora Battala

that too to the occultist

We are gone

Don't say anything

You keep quiet

Do as I said Prabhati di

Don't tell Mary Jane anything about it

Okay?

Sister

Step aside

I hope you understand

Don't say anything

Please don't say anything

because today is a Tuesday

You shouldn't speak

Holy Goddess

Leave his body

Tell me why have you come here

Leave his body

Bhadreshwar

Get out of his body

Leave him

Say why are you here

Bhadreshwar

Would you go or not?

Get out of his body

Holy Goddess!

Gutlu

What are you guys upto?

Who are you?

Have you guys gone mad?

Are you sick?

Hey you girl

Stay away

Bhadreshwar

Your son could have died.

Didn't you notice?

Nothing could happen to him when I was there

Can you see how violent you are behaving?

It seems you want to call me a mad

See, you have started behaving violent

I am suggesting you to admit him

You are main trouble maker

The way a lawyer gives multiple dates

You are trying to make me look mad

for the sake of your earnings

All of this is a Nexus. Nexus

What are you even doing?

Leave me

Keep your mouth shut

I will kill you today

Gutlu

Shankar

Bijoy

Did you get hurt?

Make it fast

Hold him

Take him away from here

What are you doing?

Have you gone mad?

Jonaki, I could not stay calm

See

See he is becoming violent

Now it's just a hand injury

Someday you will come back from office

and see that he is burning on the stove

You just shut up

Should I admit him?

Tell me should I admit him?

Should I?

Jonaki, don't listen to him

Do not listen to him Jonaki

Should I admit him? Tell me

Should I or Shouldn't I?

Go. Take him

Where are you taking me?

Jonaki, I am not mad

I ain't mad Jonaki

There is a shop beside

for the shampoo, comb, soap

and

Does he take a bath?

Yes

Next time you come here

Please get something that he can wear inside the house

and

Bring some Mediker

He might have lice here

Let us go, Gutlu

Ratul da

How is he doing now?

Awesome

He looks very active

He is smiling

He is also making others laugh

I will discharge him within 2,3 months

Go and meet him

Should I go?

Of course

Laughing?

Everything in this world is fake

Everything in this world is fake

and then I started digging

as told by my father in law

While I am

digging

I was so stupid

I thought my father-in-law will plant trees there

and I see he planted me instead

till my neck

and then when he left me

I said.. No way

I am never going that way again

then my wife's face appeared in a flash

Mostly if you think of girls

No

When you are in love, ♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪

the face comes in front of the eyes.

Same thing happened to me

her beautiful nose, eyes

smile

and two pimples on the cheeks

I thought No

Now that I love her, I will run away with her

went to her house, climbed the pipes

carried her and eloped the walls

When I was carrying her

then I understood that my wife is from a healthy family

Well, even my weight was a little more then

so we decided to start a diet

Correct

Anyway

We were newly married

We rented a house in the slums for 400 rupees

slums?

Yes. So what?

Don't humans live in the slums?

Then?

The slums have only one issue

The morning queue is long

to the latrine

Laughing a lot?

Why? None of you take a shit?

Yes. We all do

Then?

He goes four times

We got an idea

We went to the latrine at night

Anyway

In few months my wife got a very good job

Even I started earning my living

The stand up shows starting coming in

So why did your wife leave you here

if everything was alright?

Because I was getting fat

If I come here, I can have lice curries

and cockroach larvae curry. That is why

1 kilo cockroach larvae curry

and 5 kilo of shit

You will lose weight

but what about your wife?

Why?

By crying in my grief

My beloved

My beloved

How do I make her understand?

My beloved

My beloved

How do I make her understand?

To all the scars that I have given her

I do not have the courage to heal them

All the spent memories

I do not have the strength to forget

I wish

I wish to get her for life

A river in between

and both of us are on different banks

My beloved

My beloved

How do I make her understand?

This place is really dirty

It itches a lot

I even think I have lice

Can I tell you something?

Say

Didn't you tell me that no matter what

You will never leave me?

You dumped me?

Bye

What should I do? Who should I tell?

How can I walk this way?

My heart does not understand anything

I don't understand anything

I have regrets about you

Time took away my everything

What is this moment, dear heart!

What is this moment!

I wish to have you

Don't you need me?

Why is it darkness after night?

Won't the dawn arrive?

My beloved

My beloved

How do I make her understand?

My beloved

My beloved

How do I make her understand?

Dad, come home. Please

Please

Dad, please come home

Please forgive me

Dad please

I will never leave you

Let death come to us together

but I won't leave you anymore

I will take you home with me today itself

Leave him

Even I will go home one day

I will surely go home

Sure

Fake

Fake

Everything in this world is fake

Fake

I did not want all of this to happen

You didn't want this?

If you didn't want this

then why don't you leave this body

Why are you still here?

As if!

After creating such a misunderstanding

between me and Mary Jane

after sending me to the mental hospital

after ruining my child's childhood

You are saying you didn't want this

Strange

I understand that you dislike me

but does that mean you will do this

I did not expect this from you

Is this your only objective?

Separating me and Mary Jane

I am no more

After you both had escaped

I would have found you if I had tried

but I didn't

I thought you both would come back

but you didn't

From one day to one year

then time passed by

Could not keep a track

Come

Hey you, Badal

What did you just do?

Can't you throw it from above your head?

It reaches further

You can catch bigger fishes

I have to teach you again what you have learnt

Dear grandson

Since morning you are sitting with the fishing rod

Did you catch a fish?

Not yet?

Okay. Keep trying

How is your health these days?

I have heard you had been to the hospital last week

That, we must do sometimes

actually I have my mediclaim done

It's free

You don't think about the money

Shoibal is there for all this

and besides that

you should really think about your health now

You have such a big house, pay so much tax

Which lake has how much fish!

Which garden has which fruit and how much!

How much rent did the rented pay!

Why will you think about these things in this age?

You should forget all these

Can I say something?

You should

get a new will made

What happens from this is

everything becomes easy

For Shoibal, Things will become easier

No

That is not required

Not required?

All your life you have been repeating the same dad

try and understand what he is saying

No. You should listen

If you want something special, tell me

No there is nothing special

Nothing?

This is very easy

As in?

Whatever I have

is mine till the time I am alive

Yes

After my death

Their mother will own it

After her mother's death

it gets divided between two of them

What do mean by two of us?

Between you and your sister

Brother sister

You will give her money?

She demeaned all of us

and left with that ♪♪♪♪

and you want to give her money?

You will give your property to that ♪♪♪♪♪?

This is the language you are using for your sister?

Remember she is your sister

Whatever I have

I will give it to whoever I want

Who are you to tell me?

Pratul, I am telling you something

You

You don't tell him these things

Don't whisper about will in his ears

I did not do a thing

Rather than that

Give him some good advice

Please listen

Few good advice

Tired of such people

Even if I look in the banks

There is no more than 20, 25 lakhs

Listen Shoibal

There are four murder cases against Dinesh

I would suggest

If you can manage

and tell your dad the truth

and arrange for the money

Don't try to give me advice

If you had so much pity,

why did you even take me there

in the gambling

Four murder cases

now you are taking all the fun as I am in danger

Did I ask you to play out of your limits?

What should I go and tell dad?

What do mean by what will you say?

Should I say I lost 1 crore in a gamble?

What else can you do?

Dad won't

You want to know what dad will tell me?

Dad will ask me to go to jail as I have gambled

You keep walking

Yes. Let's go

Did I ask you

to bet on Dhoni?

One boy hit a six and won us the World Up

Does that mean

He will do that again and again?

Me

I shot Tony's temple from 70 feet

Does that mean I can do it again and again?

Hey Bablu

Yes

What distance did I shoot you from?

Umm... 10 feet, maybe

Hey. Look that side

Bablu got one chance

and he gave me back my money

What will you do?

I will also give you the money when there is a chance

How many of them where there?

It is a great dialogue

Isn't it?

Translate this in Bengali

How many people were there?

Translate it right

How many of them were there?

Tell me

Which is the most non important part of your body?

Don't be ashamed. Say it

This is

a boy to boy talk

maybe the little finger in my feet

Give that to me

Sit down

Sit down

I am in no hurry

Until the time you pay me

Give me your non important body parts one by one

and if you don't come

I will go and if I go

then not just yours

I will also take your wife's

Of course I will let you know about it

I will tell you about it

Another no ball

Chopu

Start it

What are you upto? eat your food

Dadu

Remember you told me

See, this is Pisimoni

She also has a son now

Exactly

How can you see these pictures son?

Facebook

What book?

On the Internet

everyone can see each other here

What was that?

Nobody stops you when you slap your son in public

This property is yours but he is my son

I do have this much authority

Parag, How many times have I told you?

Your pisi has left us

and don't talk about her in front of me

I have told you not to use my phone.

Go, get it

Weren't you saying

we can open some file here

Profile?

So that is called a profile?

Wait

I will create one immediately

in a minute

Come a bit closer

Okay

Come

Isn't this great?

Wait

I will create a profile in two minutes

Should I send her a friend request?

Friend what?

What happens then?

Means

It means you are pinging them

That means you want to make friends

What do you mean?

Now you have to be friends

with your own daughter?

Listen

Why will we send?

You create that

Won't she be able to see us?

She will send us

She will want to be friends first

She is the younger one

Why is she so stubborn?

No. We won't

What do you suggest?

Yes

Yes. We won't

Okay

Dad, sign on each page

and on the last page above your name

but why?

I told you few days back

I won't sign anything

Dad, I need the money

Why do you need the money?

As if you will give me the money

if I tell you the reason

Is this a way you talk to your dad?

How much money do you need?

1 crore

1 crore

I need a crore. Will you give me?

Have you started gambling again?

Is it?

Shame!

You couldn't raise anybody

You calm down

Are you not ashamed?

Why will I be ashamed?

What shame?

One of us left the place

Yet everyone loves her so much

and the one who took care of everything

You want to kill him, right?

Enough of this

You sign this ♪♪♪♪

Stop it

Why are you doing to your dad?

Get away

Dadababu, what are you doing?

Son, what are you doing?

Leave him son. Let him go

Leave him I said

He will die.

Let him go, Shoibal

Leave him else he will die

Tell me if you will sign or not

Hey

You are trying to threaten us?

Your father will not do the signatures

Oh mother

When the child fall asleep

silence sets in

The Bargis come to our lands

Bulbulis have eaten the grains

How shall I pay the tax!

Grandpa and Grandma

You don't cry

We shall come back again

We will take you with us

Let's go this way

Where will we go this side?

We have to lodge a FIR against our son

We will go to the police station?

Yes

To lodge a FIR against our son?

Yes

Do you know what you are saying?

Why?

We couldn't raise our children well

Our daughter doesn't stay with us

and our son

beats you up

Won't others talk behind us?

How will the police help us?

Nothing will solve

Others will get to know

They will laugh at us

So it's better

Let him be

with his castle

You think you still can

come back to this house?

So it is better

if we go away

However we will be able to

We will stay together

and arrange for some food

Let's go

Come

Let's go

Hide and seek

Crocodile in water

Where is that child of mine?

Poems with pictures

Lullabies

I will tell the tales again

My child grew up

time waits for no one

Come close to me for once

Let me hold your hand

O mother

Gone mad or what?

I am not feeling well

What happened?

I have a chest pain

Why so?

I can't take it any more

I can't

Sit here

Sit here

Let me look for a vehicle

Hey brother

I can't take it anymore

Hey brother

Please stop the car

We need to go to the hospital

Be careful of the cars

My

My wife is feeling very sick

We need to go to a hospital

Brother, please help my wife

Wait. I am coming. What is it?

Let me try and stop something

There

Be careful

Brother

Brother

Please stop

I beg you, brother

My wife is feeling very sick

and we have to take her to the hospital

Urmi is alive

Please save her

Listen. Please mail me the project by tonight

Okay. I will do it

Sure?

Okay

and you brother

do not forget

Please don't get me into trouble

For sure

You?

It's been quite a while that

we have not gone home together

Can we order our food from Jaisalmer today?

Or

Candle light dinner?

No

Let's go back today

poppy seed fritters, taro stolon fry

and fish eggs pakora

with boiled lentils

This is my dad's favourite food

You know, I had a word with your brother's son today

In messenger

He did not give any phone number out of his dad's fear

and

and he also said

What did he tell you?

Jonaki

Jonaki

Come here

If I was at home, brother would not

have had a chance to hit them

your mother is still alive

We will go and look for her

Everything will be fine

See

Open the picture

Have you seen her?

No?

No. I haven't seen her

You don't recognize her?

Hey brother please stop

Have you seen her anywhere?

Oh Omlette dida?

Do you know where is she?

Do you want to go?

Yes

Come with me

Let's go

Follow me

Okay

You shall not accept this

You will not tolerate this

I am telling you

Why would you?

Hey Ghugni Dida

They are looking for Omlettee Dida

What do you want?

Mom

Mom

Oh my dearest son has come

Where were you when your mother

were eating leftover food from the streets?

When she could have died out of the cough and cold?

Where were you then?

What do you mean?

I mean you should leave

From whichever path you have come

Take the same path and go back

Mom

or do you see the hot oil there

I will drop that oil on your belly

I will take out your intestines

Got it?

Hey you useless boy

What are you staring at?

I will take those eyes out

Sister

Sister, Come here and see

Come here

My daughter is here

about whom I used to talk to you

Sister, please come here

Then

Who are you?

I am her husband

I mean

Means her son-in-law

Ok. Why were you calling her mother then?

What else can I call her?

You don't have to say anything

Go and apologize to her

Cry in front of her

Go. Don't just stand here

Hey you useless boy

Why are you standing and showing your teeth?

You also go

Mom

Where were you?

How are you?

Come with us

Hey Ghugni Dida...

What happened to you?

Nobody ever came back for me

Eat it dear grandchild

Will you need anything?

Let me know if you need anything

Hey

What are you doing while you are eating?

No. I mean

He is not talking. That is why

He is a kid now

When he grows up and starts talking nonstop

You won't be able to stop him

What did you name Gutlu?

Thanos

Mom. Alindya

Alindya

I won't eat anymore

Let me take him

Let me take him

Come dear. Come

He takes care of the child.

You both are really good together

What? Are you happy now?

What happened?

Say something at least

You have irritated me all these days

Why are you keeping quiet now?

I feel restless when you keep quiet

Try to understand

Say something

What are you saying?

My sweet lovely son

Nothing much

I was trying

He sometimes talks at home

He talks sometimes

Talk to your dad

Say something

Aa Ba Bu Du

Again?

Listen. If you go to that house and find out

that they are using you as the maid

then you come here straightaway

This shop and house is yours

Remember that always

You saved me in this life

Do you know?

During the childhood and the old age

Nobody really pays attention to your needs

because nobody is scared of that age

Aunt, please visit our house one day

I will myself come and take you with me

Of course I will go

I have taken down the name,

address and everything in this paper

I might come any day to visit you

and you

like a son

A hot kadhai full of oil

A cooking spud

I hope you remember

What is that?

I have recently taught him to cook

That is good

I'll see you later then

Yes

See you

Yes. See you later

Let us go mom

Dugga Dugga

Mom, this is Prabhati di

She stays with us

and you don't have to worry if we are not home

Prabhati di will take care of everything

Yes. Don't worry about anything

Why are you so quiet?

What should I do now?

Am I free?

Have you left now?

Have you

left the body?

What should I leave?

Change your clothes

You have come a long way, that is why

I shall leave for work. Bye

Again?

I was wrong

You were right

The way you have thought of that scene

where the parents get beaten up

It should remain the same way

It will have an impact on people

Doesn't really matter who thinks what

agenda and intention matters

sometimes reality

is more dramatic than the cinema

We will do your work

Thanks Spandan da. Thanks

Hey, what about me?

Sorry

Finally my movie will happen

Advance?

What?

Won't you pay me for doing your work?

Sure

Sorry

Tell me

I want to go somewhere right now

You come in front of my office as soon as possible

Where?

Metia

Bruj

This is really strange

Why are we going to Metiabruj?

Stop talking and drive the car

See

Mom is alone in the house

We should go home

Yes

We are going there for mom only

To take the revenge of my mother's insult

Why are saying dramatic serial like dialogues?

Not serials

Film

Action film

Let me get the gun in my hands for once

Gun?

But why?

Gun?

I have taken out the contacts

I will buy a gun and go home straightaway to kill my brother

What are you saying?

Good girls don't speak like this

Who gave you this idea?

Did you talk to Gutlu?

I will not leave him

My father died because of him

My mother had to work in a shop by the street

You start the car

Today only I will get a gun and kill him

See. If you kill him

Have you thought what may happen to us?

As in Me, Gutlu

You really think

I will love to go to jail by killing him?

I have ordered a silencer gun to kill him

Who is this?

This is her blood speaking

See I won't let that happen till the time I am here

Teaching your brother a lesson,

let that be my responsibility

Your brother will either

have to apologize to mom or go to jail

How?

Shooting

Shooting?

Not this shooting

Always talking about guns

Serial shooting like my friend

That had to be put to use some day

Click the pictures

Will you shoot a film or a serial?

Serial

Actually I don't watch anything

other than the news or match

but sir if it's for more days

I will give this to you at a discounted price

So, can we see the inside?

Yes

Please come inside brother

I was looking for exactly such a propety.. like this

Remember to click pictures from all the angles

Actually you know what

I wanted to build a heritage resort

but nobody is talking below 200 -250

If this could be 70-75

Then I would have thought about it

200 -250

Crore-crore

70-75

Crore-crore

Sir, have a look that side

Yes

It's a long passage this side

till the lion gate

have a look this side Sir

This is vast

There's a pond, That side is the Ghat

It's a fantastic location Sir

Sir

Sir

Did you like the house?

It is good

If you increase the amount a little more, I would agree

As in? how much more?

Maybe 85

Okay. Fine

Thank you Sir

Can we close the deal fast? say in a month?

Then there is a possibility that the rent will be saved

get your papers ready

I will also send you the papers

but yes... Please close the deal in a month

You helped me a lot Sir

Offer them

Actually brother

The thing is

No crime has taken place

What will we do by going there?

No

Crime will take place

According to the last will

The property belongs to my mother-in-law

Yes

They cannot do this

Right

So when they are about to make a deal

then he will inform you and you go

and give it to them!

Yes Sir

they are all

I mean all

very very

what they say

notorious Sir

What a lie! What a lie they said

Tell. Tell Sir

Give him the payment and let him go

Cut

See

They are very old residents here

They have an influential base here

Sir

There is also basement like there is base

That is why we have come here Sir

Alright

Shit

I should have been a police

His per day is so much more than mine

Wow. This is really nice

This is not your serial's prop

and here you have taken the advance from Utsha

You have to finish the script

Wait

I have got free time after a long time

Let me finish some stand up pieces

Now even the Shoshur Ashur is over

Do you know?

I am feeling much better now

You know what I am thinking now?

This is Tapur's middle sister

who was mad in the earlier times

now she is fully fine

The one who will get married

Tell me how this is

Will you have some raw tea?

Yes mom

Should I add some ginger to it?

Please also give me something to eat

Okay dear

Sure

Greedy

What did I hear?

Is it you?

Again?

Where will you all these days?

Was there a network issue?

How can I come if I am on my wife's lap?

I see

What?

Got it

What?

Freedom

You, I mean my child

Today onwards will stay with his grandma

Now onwards you stay garaged with grandma

No

Yes

No

Yes

No

Yes

No

What are you doing?

Nothing. Just playing

Gutlu. Tell them

Please let me stay with my wife in peace for at least a day

Then you ask my wife to sing a song

Yes

Which song?

Tales from the old days

Oh, romance?

I'll do it just now

Yes

Mom

Come. You don't have to make tea.

But the tea

Now you and me

means all of us will play together

What will we play?

We will play Antakshari

Oh Antakshari

I don't think I can

Of course you can

If Mary Jane and you are a team

Me and Hemu are a team

Okay

You all play and let me make some tea for all of you

Yes. That would be nice

You will start a song

with a P

What to sing with a P?

Even I don't know

Earlier we used to start singing with a M

That used to take place in the earlier days

Now everyone starts with a P

Start with a P

What do I sing with a P

I touch your feet and apologize, tiger

Please don't be angry on me

Nobody knew you were in this room

Hey, what is this?

Why this Kolaveri, Kolaveri, Kolaveri di?

Your time to sing with a P

P again

Yes

Now that I will lose the path

How many more times will you lose the path?

Now you have found the path

There are so many other songs starting with P

Sing that song starting with P

Tales from the old times

Even that song is there

Isn't it?

This song

was their father's favourite

Is that so?

Please sing it once then, mom

Mom

please sing

They separated in the middle

Don't know who went where

Whenever they met later

They met inside their hearts

Mornings

with your touch

Siuli flowers are scattered in the mist

The used blankets, entering sunlight

Words play the musical notes

When I rest my head on your lap

I feel the blessings of a mother

You are my ultimate sky

I will always kneel down for you

My weariness goes away on the terrace

You are singing alone

Tales of the old days

I can't ever forget

Those eyes that spoke words

The words from the heart

They can never be forgotten

When will you give me my script?

Very soon

Don't worry

Everything will be done

Will be done

Put it on speaker

Hello

Yes how are you

I am good

Oh nice

Your papers are also good

When do you want to do it?

Signs?

That is why I called

Will you have time this Thursday?

Yes Thursday will be fine

Thursday is good

When?

Morning?

Morning?

Very good

How is your son?

He is absolutely fine

See all of you on Thursday. Bye

yes

Your script will be done

Yes Done

Have some meat.

This place

We will need a sign

Sign it here

You wait there

I will let you know in the right time

Okay

Let me know when you are done

We are ready

I

I am saying that I can't arrest him

It cannot happen this way

Maybe we can do a little bit of bashing

What happens after that?

This is what you saying when you are at the corridor

It's a family issue

Solve it

It's a mother son issue

Doesn't sound nice

This will even increase the problem

Look at her age

I hope she doesn't end up slogging in the court

Yes. In each page

What are you looking at Sir?

What are you watching?

Your house

it's wonderful

This is nothing

There was a lot more to see

That side that a big chandelier that side

a lot of other furnitures

few broke, few got stolen

Yes

No

Not here. That side

It has started

Come fast

Okay I will come right away

You all stay here

let me go alone and see

Why alone?

We will go with you

If I need you there, I will call you

Why don't you sit down?

No

There are only 3 chairs

Oh

Others are broken or have got stolen

Royalty but only in the name

Who is there?

What do you want?

Are you looking for somebody?

You should have looked instead

Your own mom and dad

Scholar's boy

Go and deliver these dialogues in your stage

Do you wish to die?

That you have come here

I wish to save you

That too, Save you

Sometimes I feel like beating you up

I wish to put you in the jail for all your life

But no point doing all this!

That is your mother

you should go and apologize

There's so much more to see in life

I didn't have my parents since my childhood

You have got them

You have lost one of them

don't lose the other

Don't talk much

Stop talking else

I will use my hands now

You won't get this opportunity again

It won't even take me more than

two minutes to put you in the jail

but I am thinking about your son and wife

See I don't want this chaos anymore

Go fast and apologize

Are you requesting me or threatening me?

Yes?

Whatever you think

I feel like pressing your neck

and buriyng you into the ground

Last time I buried you half

and this time I will bury the full body

What is this? Leave him

I said leave him

What is the matter Pratul Babu?

What is all this Pratul Babu?

Wait

What is this?

Let me see

What are you all upto here?

You cannot do this

Your mother is the legal owner of this property

You are faking it to this extent?

If he is faking it

Then, producer dada

Yes

Do you really have crores bank balance?

So you don't have the money

which means this check book is also fake

Say

This cheque

Say it

Say, will this bounce?

Hey, look here

Why are you keeping quiet?

Hey

Say

Sir, please forgive me

I don't know anything about this

I am just a junior artist, Sir

They paid me for my work

I don't know anything more than this Sir

I don't know anything Sir

He at least has a ground

Mom Dad is missing since a very long time

and that is why he went on to sell the property

What will you guys do?

And you.. yes, you

How are you here without knowing the full case?

Tell me who has paid you

What nonsense are you talking?

Don't try to create any non sense

Wait I will talk to Adhikari da right now

He is my client since 30 years

Who is this Adhikari da?

The MLA of this place

Why bring Adhikari da into this?

Hello

Adhikari da?

This is Pratul speaking

A sample from your police station is here

What is your name?

Show us your chest

Yes, you please talk to him

Take the phone

Yes, hello

Who are you?

Yes

Actually there was a little misunderstanding

Yes I will leave now

Give me back my phone

See you

You all have misguided me

I will take a leave now

Let's go from here

You call yourself a mother?

What kind of a mother are you?

You want to send your son to the jail

The day I had hit you

I did the right thing

Instead of locking you in that room

I should have killed you

You have already killed us

Your father died because of you

now you die

Hey

Stop

Don't do this

You think you can hit grandma?

Die

You die

Dadubhai, you shouldn't do it

No

♪♪♪♪

He is a bad person

Hey

What are you doing?

You should not do this

You should never raise hands towards your dad

Hitting your parents is a sin

I hate calling you my father

He hit you and got you out of the house

Porag

Mom

Mom

I don't want to stay in this house anymore

Take me with you

Mom

You also come with me, mom

Listen

I shall write this house in your name

I will also send you all the papers

and all the rest

I will divide between Jonaki and Bubai

Let's go son

Mother

I have not called your name

Son

Let's go

Let's go mom

Bubai, Sima

Where are you leaving me and going?

Bubai don't leave me

Don't leave me and go

I have lost my toes for you

What will I do here alone Sima?

Pratul babu?

Please don't leave me and go

Oh mother!

Dearest son in law

You have done a good job

What did you just say?

Dearest son in law?

Wow

That felt really nice

My ears are tired of listening to son-in-law

That is true

Of course that is true

but

Do you think whatever you are doing is right?

Now

Now I was saying

Give me back my son

I have done whatever you have said

Now please give me back my son

He has learned a lot

Yes. I agree to that

but please let me teach my son

See, I

I did everything you have asked me to do

Now you may please leave

Okay?

I mean

I promise that I will keep everyone happy

I shall keep your daughter happy

I will also keep your wife happy

Till the time she is alive, I shall keep her happy

and then

when she

passes away

both of you will meet again

You may please leave now

Okay?

Aa Ba Bu Du

Aa Ba Bu Du

Your voice sounds different

Dad, take me in your arms

What did you just say?

Say it again

Dad, Take me in your arms

Come to me dear

Aa Ba Bu Du

Like this

Everything is about your destiny

Slowly. Left. Pause

There you go, Anamika di

We will speed that up

No

There is no Meow or bark between us.

Morning has started with flowers

Then, if all went well

Did you eat?

You sit here on the chair

Sit beside me

Don't record this

Come even closer

Recording this?

Hey insect..Where are you flying?

Here and there

There are insects flying inside

Hey insect..where are you flying?

Where are you flying?

It is tickling

Cut .Got it. Done

The ending part sounded like Ranjit da

What is this song?

Why this Kolaveri, Kolaveri, Kolaveri di?

Again?

Again?

Again?

Again?

Very good

You come here

What do you mean by you won't work?

A little more

A little more

I am telling you because it will hurt

Mom, This is Prabhati di

He stays with us

Don't know where the chair is

I won't sit

Don't make me laugh. Wait

Dad, I am here

You have come at the wrong time

Recording everything for free?