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The possibility
that a large woman
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might one day swallow
a small clergyman
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is one that has
always appealed to me.
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My mind first started wandering
in this direction
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one day in the zoo,
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while I stood watching
a huge snake
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swallowing a live rat.
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The rat didn't wish to be
swallowed; he was against it.
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But the snake had hypnotized
him, so he had no chance,
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and down he went.
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The keeper told me
it would take the snake 5 days
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to digest the rat,
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and that's when I got
to wondering how long
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a large woman would take
to digest a clergyman
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with all his clothes on
if he were not too big.
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That, of course,
would depend on the woman,
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but I know one or two who could
have him for breakfast
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and still feel hungry
at the end of it.
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[Organ playing]
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VICAR: "Every man
that striveth for the mastery
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"is temperate in all things.
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"I keep under my body
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"lest that by any means
when I have preached to others
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I myself should be a castaway."
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This in Paul's First Epistle
to the Corinthians,
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Chapter 9, Verses 25 and 27.
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Dearly beloved...
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Dearly beloved,
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in this age
of permissiveness...
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Saint Paul is sadly
out of fashion.
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I could eat him,
couldn't you?
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Edith.
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Good day. Good day.
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Ah.
Miss Elphinstone.
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Glorious flower
arrangements, as usual.
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The secret is to get a grip
on the stalks, Vicar.
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Quite.
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Good morning to you.
Good day.
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Good day.
Nice to see you.
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A small token, Vicar,
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from a spinster
of this parish.
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Oh, Miss Unwin,
how very kind.
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Oh!
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No harm done.
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No, quite.
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They are meant to go on
the floor, aren't they?
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Good day to you now.
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Steady, steady,
boys, steady.
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Vicar, may I introduce
my niece Mrs. Roach?
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Julia.
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How do you do?
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Challenging sermon,
Vicar.
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Julia's staying with us
for a few weeks.
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Her husband's in
the States on business.
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Well, that's
his story, anyway.
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Oh, quite.
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Don't forget my
tennis party on Saturday.
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I'm counting on you
for the mixed doubles.
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Well,
I'm rather a...
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rabbit, I'm afraid,
Lady Birdwell.
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Oh, but I adore rabbits.
I've bagged you already.
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Oh, well, with Julia
as your partner,
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you're bound to win.
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Come along, darling.
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Should I lock up,
Vicar?
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No, no, I'll lock up.
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You forgot last week.
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Yes. Yes.
Well, that was because--
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How is your rash,
Vicar?
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Oh, it, um,
it comes and goes.
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Our lad had that.
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Giant urticaria,
they call it.
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Nerves.
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He got over it
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once he was courting
regular.
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Good day.
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VICAR:
� O, Jesus, think on me �
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� And purge away my sins �
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� From earth borne passion �
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� Set me free
and make me pure within �
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WOMAN: Georgy!
Georgy!
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� O, Jesus, think on �
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� Georgy Porgy,
pudding and pie �
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[Hands press keys]
Georgy!
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Georgy Porgy!
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Yes, Mummy?
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Don't call him
Georgy Porgy, dear.
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You'll give the boy
a complex.
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Basically, Georgy Porgy,
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your father is
a timorous man...
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like all socialists.
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Taste my sherry.
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It's very dry.
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Clare!
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It's called manzanilla.
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He's too young
for alcohol.
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He doesn't need
that kind of stimulus.
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Don't be frightened,
Georgy.
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Drink it.
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A child must experience
everything, Boris.
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Everything,
without shame.
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[Coughs, spits]
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Oh, you've ruined
my skirt.
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You stupid child.
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I'm sorry.
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You're just like
your father.
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Hopeless.
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Because it's Sunday,
Georgy,
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I'm going to tell you
about Mohammed.
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Clare, we'll be late for
the Humanists.
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Oh, humanism can wait,
Boris.
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Our pudding and pie needs
to know about every religion,
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so he has a choice
when he grows up.
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Now, Georgy,
if you must have a religion,
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and I'm not saying
that you must,
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then I suppose Mohammedism
is as good as any.
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CLARE: It's all based
on keeping healthy.
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You can have lots of wives,
but you must never smoke.
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GEORGY:
Why not, Mummy?
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Because, if you have
lots of wives,
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you have to be virile,
Georgy.
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What's "virile"?
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Being full of bounce
in bed,
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like this.
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I do that,
by myself sometimes.
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Well, when you're married,
you'll both do it.
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Bounce, Georgy, bounce!
There! Ha ha ha!
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Clare, please!
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Oh, I think
your father's jealous.
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Oh, what a pet you are.
Mmm, scrumptious!
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Mummy.
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Another thing
about Mohammed is that--
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oh, we'll do it
on the rug.
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Clare, we're late!
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CLARE: Come on,
pudding, over here.
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Now, we're supposed
to be facing east.
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Clare!
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Oh, don't nag, Boris.
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And Mohammed never gets
constipated.
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Stick to the facts,
Clare.
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You ought to be doing
this, not us.
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If only you bent over
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and touched the ground
with your forehead.
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CLARE: Come on, Georgy.
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They do it morning,
noon, and night,
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facing Mecca,
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and that's why they
never get constipated.
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[Giggles]
Unlike your father.
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YOUNG GEORGY, VOICE-OVER:
Please, Mummy,
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can't I have a story,
just once,
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as it's my birthday?
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Darling, you know
perfectly well
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I don't tell stories.
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I don't believe
in stories.
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Just for once.
Dearest pudding,
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the world is much
too wonderful
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to bother with stories.
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Let's look at your new
book together, shall we?
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Now?
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It tells how
Daddy and I made you.
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I know.
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Oh.
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There's been whispering
at school, has there?
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Dirty little
sniggers in corners.
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GEORGY: No.
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Well, this book
makes it all clear
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and aboveboard,
pudding.
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There.
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WOMAN: Aaah!
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Blanche!
He's got rats!
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They're hamsters!
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He confiscated them
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from the choirboys.
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I-I didn't want
my garden doing.
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God preserve me from
the spinsters of this parish.
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Vicar!
Doesn't it look better?
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So much bigger
with the grass cut?
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Oh, everywhere,
so parched.
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Hey!
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Ooh! I'm so sorry.
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Oh, that's all right.
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Quite refreshing.
Just what I needed.
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Nothing like
a cold shower, Vicar.
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EDITH: Tea time, girls!
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Where is he?
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I hope you don't mind.
I borrowed your bib.
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It's tea time.
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Won't you join us?
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Oh, I know you
bachelors.
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You never eat a thing.
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Georgy Porgy.
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Wake up, Georgy Porgy.
Wake up.
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Josephine
has just started
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having her babies.
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It's a perfect
opportunity.
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You can watch
the whole process.
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I don't want to.
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Don't argue, pudding.
Come on.
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Stop it, Napoleon.
Josephine's busy.
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It's all because of you.
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Silly girl.
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She's trying to hide
the baby from us.
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Go around
the other side, Georgy.
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You can see better.
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CLARE: See how
she's washing the baby?
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Now, just imagine,
my pet,
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that the baby is you
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and Josephine is me.
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Isn't it funny
to think I used to do
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almost exactly
the same thing to you once?
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Oh, look.
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She's fondling it...
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and kissing it all over.
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There.
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She's really kissing it
now, isn't she?
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Exactly like you and me.
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She's eating it.
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Mummy, she's eating it!
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My darling.
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No!
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Georgy!
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Eating me.
Georgy!
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Wait! Darling!
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Georgy!
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[Honking]
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[Screaming, brakes screech]
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[Silence]
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Do have one, George.
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May I call you George?
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MISS UNWIN: Mmm.
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Delicious, Edith!
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I--I think not, thank you.
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Why do you keep
hamsters, George?
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They scare poor
Miss Unwin stiff.
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One of the choirboys--
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Are they male
or female?
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Predominantly...
female, I think.
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Mmm. You really should
have one, George.
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You look sort of hungry.
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Ex-excuse me.
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Where's he gone now?
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JULIA: Call of nature,
I suppose.
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It's not my fault.
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[Sobbing]
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It's not my fault.
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You know, someone should
really take him in hand.
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Your old Meccano, eh?
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Yes, I had to soak it in oil
to loosen the nuts.
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These are the ladies?
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That's right.
This is Miss Elphinstone,
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the plump one is
Miss Unwin,
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and the rather sleek one
is Julia Roach.
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Well, at least that's how
I like to think of them.
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They ain't had no
who's-your-father
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for a week, right?
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No, indeed.
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And what do you call
that big bloke
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in the other end?
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George. Male.
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That's sort of me.
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Oh, is he? Ah.
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00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:42,574
Now, the big question is,
264
00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:45,077
will the females go
for the male
265
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:47,079
or for the nuts
and raisins?
266
00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:49,581
Why do you want
to know, Vicar?
267
00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:53,085
It's just an experiment,
Mr. Pollard.
268
00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:56,121
I'll lay you
they go for the food.
269
00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:58,123
Grub first,
then nookie, eh?
270
00:15:58,191 --> 00:16:02,061
Well, I can see that you're
a sporting man, Mr. Pollard.
271
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,562
Right.
272
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,064
We'll let them go,
shall we?
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00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:06,699
On your marks, ladies.
274
00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:21,113
Well, bloomey!
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00:16:23,249 --> 00:16:26,185
For you, Vicar.
You were right.
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00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:28,187
Dare I suggest
that you donate it
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00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:30,189
to the fabric fund,
Mr. Pollard?
278
00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:33,125
Right. My pleasure.
I'll do that right away.
279
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:41,333
Well, George,
280
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:43,836
our reward is knowing
that females
281
00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:46,839
really are more lascivious
than the male.
282
00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:50,342
When it was your turn, you went
for the nuts and raisins.
283
00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:53,345
I know where I stand now.
284
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:55,447
Thank you, George.
285
00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:59,018
Point proved.
286
00:16:59,085 --> 00:17:01,020
My advantage, I think.
287
00:17:01,087 --> 00:17:02,454
[Plays note on harpsichord]
288
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,456
� Mmm �
289
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:07,960
� If I had meant well �
290
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:09,962
� Meant well �
291
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:12,598
� If I had meant well �
292
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:19,872
� God will reward me �
293
00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:23,375
[Clock tower chiming]
294
00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:01,880
Julia.
295
00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:03,382
Yes?
296
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:05,884
The vicar's considering
if he dare take a sip
297
00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:07,386
of our fruit cup.
298
00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:09,888
Oh. It's scrumptious!
299
00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:13,892
Uh...no.
Lemonade, I think.
300
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,395
Oh, George, this is
so much better for you
301
00:18:16,463 --> 00:18:18,397
than fizzy lemonade.
302
00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:21,900
Carbon dioxide attacks
the lining of the stomach.
303
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:23,902
Didn't you know?
304
00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:25,404
Really?
305
00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:28,340
Don't be frightened,
George. Drink it.
306
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:33,679
Don't be frightened,
Georgy. Drink it.
307
00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:55,434
Not too sticky
for you, Vicar?
308
00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:57,936
We don't eat the mint.
309
00:18:58,004 --> 00:19:00,439
Or the cucumber.
310
00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:02,374
That's his third.
311
00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:03,676
[Giggling]
312
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:09,815
Is something amusing?
313
00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:18,023
Mens sana
in corpore sano.
314
00:19:18,091 --> 00:19:19,525
[Giggling]
315
00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:21,527
Are you all right,
George?
316
00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:23,028
Yes, perfect.
I...
317
00:19:23,096 --> 00:19:25,030
I may sing
a song.
318
00:19:25,098 --> 00:19:26,532
He's feeling happy.
319
00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:28,834
Tremendous
nectar.
320
00:19:28,902 --> 00:19:30,002
George.
Hmm?
321
00:19:30,070 --> 00:19:32,004
Why don't you and I
take a little...
322
00:19:32,072 --> 00:19:34,506
walk outside
and see the lupines,
323
00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:36,508
clear our heads?
324
00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:39,011
Fine.
Lovely.
325
00:19:39,079 --> 00:19:40,946
[Edith chuckling]
326
00:19:45,719 --> 00:19:48,153
I'm sure Julia can help him,
327
00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:50,089
if anyone can.
328
00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:56,428
We can cool off
in the boathouse.
329
00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:59,431
I'm cool
as a cucumber.
330
00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:01,433
[Giggles]
331
00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:03,936
A little touch
on the tiller, George,
332
00:20:04,004 --> 00:20:06,438
just to keep us on-course.
333
00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:09,375
You're a very understanding
woman, Julia.
334
00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:23,455
JULIA: Relax, George.
335
00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:26,358
So nice here.
336
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:34,500
Relax.
337
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:37,503
It's not a fantasy.
338
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:42,007
I'd...I'd quite like
to touch your ear.
339
00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:43,509
Oh?
340
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:44,943
Do.
341
00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:52,418
Mmm.
342
00:20:55,055 --> 00:20:57,923
Why don't you
kiss me, George?
343
00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:05,931
Kiss me, George.
344
00:21:05,999 --> 00:21:08,367
Don't be
a rabbit.
345
00:21:10,003 --> 00:21:12,371
YOUNG GEORGE, VOICE-OVER:
She's eating it.
346
00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:15,140
Mummy! She's eating it!
347
00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:17,743
My darling.
348
00:21:17,811 --> 00:21:20,079
[Screaming]
349
00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:21,180
No!
350
00:21:21,247 --> 00:21:23,182
[Whimpering]
351
00:21:23,249 --> 00:21:25,184
No!
352
00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:27,186
No!
353
00:21:27,253 --> 00:21:29,688
No! I know what
you're trying to do.
354
00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:31,957
You're trying
to eat me, aren't you?
355
00:21:32,025 --> 00:21:35,527
Eat me, eat me, eat me!
356
00:21:35,595 --> 00:21:37,896
[Julia gasping]
357
00:21:39,532 --> 00:21:41,467
[Silence]
358
00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:43,902
[Rapid footsteps approaching]
359
00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:50,209
Mummy.
360
00:21:50,276 --> 00:21:51,643
Mummy.
361
00:21:54,948 --> 00:21:57,750
No. Go away.
362
00:21:57,817 --> 00:22:00,185
Go away!
363
00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:04,390
Mummy!
364
00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:05,391
Darling!
365
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:06,859
Swallowing me!
366
00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:09,161
ADULT GEORGE: Mummy!
You're swallowing me!
367
00:22:09,229 --> 00:22:10,329
CLARE: Georgy!
368
00:22:10,397 --> 00:22:13,265
[Brakes screech,
Clare screams]
369
00:22:25,512 --> 00:22:28,380
MAN: Morning, George.
370
00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:32,885
And where are we today?
371
00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:37,956
In the primary section
372
00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:40,359
of the duodenal loop
373
00:22:40,427 --> 00:22:42,861
just above her right kidney.
374
00:22:42,929 --> 00:22:45,931
I believe we can escape.
375
00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:50,402
But...
I don't want to escape.
376
00:22:50,470 --> 00:22:52,705
My dear vicar.
377
00:22:54,341 --> 00:22:56,275
Why ever not?
378
00:22:56,343 --> 00:22:58,477
Because they're chasing me.
379
00:22:58,545 --> 00:23:00,379
Who?
380
00:23:00,447 --> 00:23:02,915
Not telling.
381
00:23:02,982 --> 00:23:06,118
Nobody's chasing you.
382
00:23:06,186 --> 00:23:08,120
Oh, yes they are,
and I...
383
00:23:08,188 --> 00:23:11,123
I bet they're
chasing you, as well,
384
00:23:11,191 --> 00:23:13,792
only you're too scared
to admit it.
385
00:23:13,860 --> 00:23:15,260
No.
386
00:23:15,328 --> 00:23:18,263
Well, then, why do you keep
coming down here, then?
387
00:23:18,331 --> 00:23:21,266
I bet you were
with Julia, as well,
388
00:23:21,334 --> 00:23:24,770
and got yourself swallowed up
just like I did.
389
00:23:24,838 --> 00:23:27,773
And you're ashamed
about it. I'm not.
390
00:23:27,841 --> 00:23:30,776
Anyway...
391
00:23:30,844 --> 00:23:34,279
it's nice
and comfortable down here.
392
00:23:34,347 --> 00:23:38,217
It's warm and...
it's safe and soft.
393
00:23:40,353 --> 00:23:42,287
Listen...
394
00:23:42,355 --> 00:23:45,391
you--you won't tell her
where I'm hiding, will you?
395
00:23:46,860 --> 00:23:48,293
Tell who, George?
396
00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:52,297
Mummy.
397
00:24:02,475 --> 00:24:06,912
Georgy Porgy,
pudding and pie,
398
00:24:06,980 --> 00:24:10,916
Kissed the girls
and made them cry.
399
00:24:10,984 --> 00:24:13,919
When the boys came out to play,
400
00:24:13,987 --> 00:24:16,922
Georgy Porgy...
401
00:24:16,990 --> 00:24:19,358
ran away.
402
00:24:21,895 --> 00:24:24,096
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