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Oh, my gosh!
Dad, look at this place!
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Lockers instead of cubbies.
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Driver's ed instead of kiddy bikes.
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Him instead of...
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-What was I talking about?
-Mmm.
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Dad, look, does she have to go
to my high school?
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I mean, seriously, she's only 11.
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It's not Chyna's fault that she's gifted
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any more than it's your fault
that you're not.
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Ah, great, another ant.
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Hey, what's with
the name calling?
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No, it's okay, Dad.
I'm an Ant
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because I'm in the
Advanced Natural Talents,
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or "ANT" Program.
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Yeah. I wasn't talking about you.
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Someone knocked over
the little ant farm again this morning.
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These little creepers are everywhere!
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Ugh!
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Ahhh! Get it off!
I mean, get it off. Get it off.
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Anyway, you must be Chyna.
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Welcome to the Ant Farm!
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I love doing that.
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Um, are you my teacher?
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(Laughs) No, teachers need a degree.
I'm Gibson.
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Your tutor, guidance counselor
and therapist,
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all rolled up in one.
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I also give out licorice.
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Uh, no, thanks.
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I had hair-covered licorice
for breakfast.
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Not so fast, bumblebee. A-ha!
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Sorry I'm late.
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Security hassled me
about my battle ax.
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Mom!
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Whoa! Your mom's a warrior princess?
Awesome!
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No, no, she's a children's
birthday party entertainer.
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More awesome!
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Hey, keep January 27th open.
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Oh, you have kids?
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Nope!
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(Theme song playing)
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(Whoops)
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♪ Everybody's got that thing ♪
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♪ Something different we all bring ♪
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♪ Don't you let it clip your wings ♪
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♪ You got it
You got it ♪
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♪ We're on fire and we blaze ♪
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♪ In extraordinary ways ♪
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♪ Three-hundred sixty-five days ♪
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♪ We got it
We got it ♪
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♪ If you can dream it
You can be it ♪
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♪ If you can feel it
You can believe it ♪
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♪ 'Cause I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional
Exceptional ♪
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♪ Yeah, I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional
Exceptional ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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(Whoops)
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Just like you with music,
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each student in the ANT Program
has a unique gift.
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Benny is a robotics expert.
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Greetings.
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Angus here is a computer genius.
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Ooh, that looks cool! Can I play?
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(Female voice)
Missile launch initiated.
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Am I winning the game?
(Laughs)
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(Alarm blaring)
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-Sure, 'cause it's a game.
- Five, four, three, two...
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Just a game.
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-(Beeping)
- Missile launch aborted.
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(Sighs)
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And then there's Svetlana,
our gymnast.
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Hey, where is Svetlana?
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-(Exclaims)
-Hello!
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You need to stop doing that!
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Nyet! Nyet!
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Don't say "no" to me.
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Oh!
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You know, she might
have been saying, "Net, net."
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Oh.
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Uh, sir?
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I don't mean to alarm you or anything,
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but this kid has a dead body.
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It's wax.
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Some people make friends.
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Fletcher here has to
literally make friends.
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I'm an artist.
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As a project, I'm sculpting
the entire class in beeswax.
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Well, they're beautiful.
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You're beautiful.
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I mean, your music is beautiful.
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But you've never heard me play.
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Yeah, I know, but, you see, I...
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Hmm, wherever could he be?
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Hi. I'm Chyna.
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Chyna. Named for one of Earth's
oldest continuous civilizations,
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whose dynasties include the Shang,
Tang, Xin, Ming and San Huang Di Wu.
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So, your gift is (clears throat) talking?
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I'm Olive.
I have an eidetic memory,
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so everything I've ever heard,
seen or read
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is permanently etched into my brain.
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Wow! That's cool.
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It's a blessing and a curse.
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So, Chyna, did they give you
your new AntPad yet?
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Oh! Yup. This thing is so cool!
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Check out all these apps.
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Calendar app, GPS app.
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Nap app?
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-Oh, no, no, don't...
-(Lullaby playing)
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Oh, no! Homeroom's almost over!
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Wait. Hey, guys, what's going on?
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Run! Run!
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Whoa!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait!
What's the rush?
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Second period doesn't start till 10:00.
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It's not about when next period starts.
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It's about when this one ends!
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-(Bell ringing)
-(Both) Run!
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(Screams)
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Help! Help!
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Angus!
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-We've got to save Angus!
-Forget it, man! Angus is gone!
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-But...
-He's gone!
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(Angus) Tell my mother I loved her!
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Looks like somebody's
sitting in my chair.
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Ooh, I love this story!
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Get to the part
where they eat the porridge.
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Hi, I'm Chyna.
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Well, let's see if
this china's breakable.
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Good morning, class!
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I... Ooh.
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-Lexi's chair?
-Yeah.
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Rookie mistake.
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So, you must be my new prodigy.
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-Play something!
-Okay.
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(Electronic music playing)
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I meant on the violin.
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Oh. Right. See, I knew that.
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(Chuckles)
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(Playing Minuet)
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(Playing rock solo)
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(Playing humorous ending)
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-That was incredible!
-Thanks.
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Now, class, this semester,
I will be putting on Hairspray.
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Um, don't you need hair for that, sir?
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Not the styling product.
The Broadway musical!
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You can sign up for cast,
crew or orchestra.
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I'm going out for cast
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because, obviously,
I'm the leading-man type.
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I was in that play, Les Miserables.
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I played Les.
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And I'm sure everyone else
was miserable.
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Now, of course,
my audition is merely a formality,
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since I've starred in every musical
we've ever done.
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Grease.
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Annie.
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Fiddler on the Roof.
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Wow. You grew whiskers.
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They're fake.
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Oh! I'm not talking about
the ones in the picture.
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(Squeals)
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What are you doing?
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Do not anger the big kids!
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They'll kill us, make jewelry
out of our bones
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and then sell them at craft fairs!
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I do not want to end up
around the neck
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of a middle-aged woman
in a jean skirt!
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Just relax. We're in class.
Nobody can hurt us in here.
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(Fletcher)
Hey! Get me out of here!
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Okay, Fletcher,
just relax your cheek muscles.
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-(Farts)
-Oh, not those cheek muscles!
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Oh, wait a minute. I got an idea!
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(Toots)
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See? We made it to lunch.
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Now, where's the cafeteria?
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What? No, no, no, no.
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We eat in the safety
of the Ant Farm.
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Wait. I left my lunch in my locker.
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Emma left her lunch in her locker.
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Who's Emma?
Exactly.
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Look, there is a cupcake
in that lunch. I'm going for it!
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-Okay, but hurry, before the bell...
-(Bell ringing)
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We're doomed!
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-No, we're not! Get in, get in! Hurry!
-Okay. Okay.
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See? There are advantages to
being the smallest kids in school.
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And you were right.
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This cupcake was so worth it.
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This is not my locker
and that's not a cupcake.
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-That would explain the tail.
-Ooh!
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Can you believe that showoff Chyna?
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I thought she was really good
on that tiny chin guitar.
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So, are your rents still on vaycay?
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Yep. Party tonight. My place.
It's gonna be ridic.
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-Ooh! Text me the deets.
-'Kay.
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-Aws.
-Late.
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Are you crazy?
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The big kids do not want us
at their party.
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They hate us.
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She's not wrong.
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Look, guys, this is Lexi's party.
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This is our chance to show her
that we belong in this school.
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All we need to do is make ourselves
look a little older.
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What? You said to look older.
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That is the most ridiculous thing
I have ever seen.
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Hey, party people!
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And suddenly you're in second place.
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00:10:39,250 --> 00:10:44,041
So, do we look like high schoolers
or what?
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Why do I smell fruit?
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It's blueberry yogurt.
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I wanted them to look natural
and the label said "all natural."
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-Hey, Chyna.
-Dad!
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Hey! You didn't tell me
your dad was a mall cop.
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I'm a highly decorated member of the
San Francisco Police Department.
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You see this medal?
Cleanest cop car.
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Dad, I thought you said
you had a meeting tonight.
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Oh, yeah, the chief had to cancel.
(Chuckles)
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His car was stolen.
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So, who are your friends?
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Oh, uh, Dad,
this is Olive and Fletcher.
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Friends are here to do homework.
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Then why do they look like the
Monopoly Man and the community chest?
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Yeah, because we're studying Pygmalion
in English class,
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and it's easier if we act it out.
223
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See, he's Professor Higgins
and she's Eliza Doolittle.
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Eliza, do a little.
(Clears throat)
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(Clears throat)
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'Ow do ya do, guvnah?
I'm just a simple flower girl, I am.
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We need to find a way
to get to that party.
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Well, why can't we just
climb out the window?
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Because if my dad checks on us
and I'm not here, he'll freak.
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Man, I wish he'd just
mind his own beeswax.
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Beeswax! That's it!
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Fletcher, these are so realistic.
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But the eyes creep me out.
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-Well, I hate your nose.
-(Screams)
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Will these really fool your parents?
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Oh, well, my mom's out to dinner.
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And my dad, he's out to lunch.
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He'll never know,
especially if we dim the lights.
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Now let's go get our party on!
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Hey, beautiful.
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-Let's go!
-Nothing!
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(Pop music playing)
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Okay, we did it.
We made it to a high school party.
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Good times. Great memories.
Let's go.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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We'll be fine as long as we don't
draw attention to ourselves.
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Come on, let's go.
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(Whispering)
My yogurt's on the move.
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(Laughs)
250
00:13:29,917 --> 00:13:31,709
Wow. Add a church hat
and some dentures
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and you could be
my great-aunt Delores.
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(Fletcher laughing)
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Okay, Olive. Hold on. Hold on.
Goodness gracious.
254
00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:42,959
Okay, that's not right.
255
00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:45,875
Chyna?
256
00:13:48,166 --> 00:13:49,875
What are you doing at this party?
257
00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:52,291
Look, please don't tell Dad
you saw me here.
258
00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:55,125
Wait a minute.
What are you doing here?
259
00:13:55,208 --> 00:13:56,500
I thought you were grounded.
260
00:13:56,583 --> 00:13:58,917
I gave Angus five bucks
to hack the tracking device
261
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,709
Dad put in my cell phone.
262
00:14:00,792 --> 00:14:02,208
Right now I'm at church.
263
00:14:03,875 --> 00:14:07,125
Oh, look, you just got a text
from Satan.
264
00:14:07,208 --> 00:14:08,375
"See you soon."
265
00:14:12,375 --> 00:14:14,959
Isn't it a little late for you Ants?
266
00:14:15,041 --> 00:14:17,750
Shouldn't you be in your
widdle footy pajamas by now?
267
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,959
I'll have you know that our bedtime
is not until 8:30!
268
00:14:21,959 --> 00:14:23,250
9:00 on weekends.
269
00:14:26,417 --> 00:14:28,125
Would you guys please stop
saying stuff
270
00:14:28,208 --> 00:14:29,917
that makes us look like little kids?
271
00:14:30,875 --> 00:14:32,750
Ooh, cookies!
272
00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:37,583
You must be the entertainment.
273
00:14:40,208 --> 00:14:41,834
Are you a magician?
274
00:14:41,917 --> 00:14:45,375
-No, actually...
-'Cause I think magicians are so hot.
275
00:14:46,667 --> 00:14:48,041
Pick a card.
276
00:14:48,125 --> 00:14:49,041
(Squeals)
277
00:14:50,792 --> 00:14:52,583
(Lexi) Oh, Chyna.
278
00:14:52,667 --> 00:14:55,375
Why don't you tell us
about your first kiss?
279
00:14:55,458 --> 00:14:57,792
-Oh, first kiss?
-Mmm-hmm.
280
00:14:57,875 --> 00:14:59,166
You know, that takes me back.
281
00:15:01,959 --> 00:15:03,458
It was at summer camp.
282
00:15:03,542 --> 00:15:05,667
And his name was...
283
00:15:05,750 --> 00:15:09,208
Dorian...Banister.
284
00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:13,291
What? You have never kissed anyone.
285
00:15:13,375 --> 00:15:15,500
I would have remembered that
when I read your diary.
286
00:15:15,583 --> 00:15:18,166
Pages and pages of nothing!
287
00:15:22,583 --> 00:15:25,125
Okay, concentrate on your card.
288
00:15:26,667 --> 00:15:28,125
(Grunting)
289
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,083
I want you to empty your head
of all...
290
00:15:32,166 --> 00:15:33,083
Done!
291
00:15:37,709 --> 00:15:40,500
What does a lady have to do
to get a juicy box around here?
292
00:15:41,709 --> 00:15:43,750
I'm sorry, we ran out.
293
00:15:43,834 --> 00:15:45,542
Like nine years ago.
294
00:15:47,458 --> 00:15:49,375
Oh! Why don't you try this?
295
00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:55,000
Red Viper Soda. Okay.
296
00:16:00,458 --> 00:16:02,083
(Coughs)
Wow, good stuff!
297
00:16:04,333 --> 00:16:05,500
(Knocks)
298
00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:08,375
Chyna? Gibson's here to see
how your first day went.
299
00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:12,083
(Both screaming)
300
00:16:17,583 --> 00:16:21,208
Melted kid! Melted kid!
301
00:16:21,291 --> 00:16:22,125
It's wax.
302
00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:26,417
Yeah, it's totally wacks that
someone would do that to a kid.
303
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:28,041
Totally wacks, yo.
304
00:16:28,542 --> 00:16:29,917
(Screaming)
305
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,834
Oh! (Laughs)
306
00:16:34,583 --> 00:16:36,250
I'm getting nothing.
307
00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:38,417
I think we need to establish
a physical connection.
308
00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:41,333
Okay.
309
00:16:44,792 --> 00:16:46,667
Is it working?
310
00:16:46,750 --> 00:16:49,208
Oh, it's definitely working.
311
00:16:50,834 --> 00:16:52,542
(Whooping)
312
00:16:52,625 --> 00:16:54,250
Party!
313
00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:55,709
Whoa! What happened to you?
314
00:16:55,792 --> 00:16:58,417
I tried this really awesome drink
called Red Viper,
315
00:16:58,500 --> 00:16:59,875
and I feel great!
316
00:16:59,959 --> 00:17:01,792
Except for my feet,
which I can't feel at all.
317
00:17:01,875 --> 00:17:03,291
I mean, they're still there, right?
318
00:17:03,375 --> 00:17:05,625
'Cause I really can't see them
with this dress.
319
00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:09,083
-You drank Red Viper?
-Mmm-hmm.
320
00:17:09,166 --> 00:17:10,583
Do you know
what's in that junk?
321
00:17:10,667 --> 00:17:14,333
Sure. Carbonated water, sucrose,
glucose, sodium citrate, taurine,
322
00:17:14,417 --> 00:17:15,875
glucuronolactone, caffeine,
323
00:17:15,959 --> 00:17:18,542
calcium pantothenate, pyridoxine,
yellow dye number 7,
324
00:17:18,625 --> 00:17:21,000
red dye number 36...
Oh, and vitamin C,
325
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:22,333
so it's good for you!
326
00:17:25,458 --> 00:17:27,375
Oh, no! The magician!
327
00:17:27,417 --> 00:17:29,583
I hope the rabbit's okay!
328
00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:31,834
Stay strong, little guy! (Sobs)
329
00:17:36,125 --> 00:17:39,417
Hey, magician, any chance
you can make us disappear?
330
00:17:46,792 --> 00:17:48,709
I can't believe they snuck out.
331
00:17:48,792 --> 00:17:50,750
Do you have any idea
where they went?
332
00:17:50,834 --> 00:17:53,583
I heard Lexi Reed
was throwing a party tonight.
333
00:17:53,667 --> 00:17:54,625
Where does she live?
334
00:17:54,709 --> 00:17:57,959
I don't know.
No one would text me the deets.
335
00:18:00,667 --> 00:18:03,125
This is highly decorated Officer Parks.
336
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:05,083
I need a 10-20 on a Lexi Reed.
337
00:18:05,625 --> 00:18:09,083
We'll also need SWAT and that monkey
that can defuse a bomb.
338
00:18:10,375 --> 00:18:13,834
Actually, Officer Chimperson is dead.
339
00:18:13,917 --> 00:18:16,917
Turns out he really couldn't
defuse a bomb.
340
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:17,875
Oh.
341
00:18:18,542 --> 00:18:21,166
You stupid Ants ruined my party!
342
00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:23,792
You thought your lives were miserable
at school before?
343
00:18:23,875 --> 00:18:25,750
Just wait until tomorrow.
344
00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:30,166
"Let's go to a high school party,
it'll be fun."
345
00:18:32,166 --> 00:18:33,417
Another one?
346
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:35,250
Don't you think this one
was bad enough?
347
00:18:37,291 --> 00:18:39,709
-We trusted you, Chyna.
-And you let us down.
348
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,125
Thanks a lot.
349
00:18:43,125 --> 00:18:46,542
Well, the stereo's dead,
and so is this party.
350
00:18:50,417 --> 00:18:54,792
Wait! If you guys want music,
I can play something.
351
00:18:54,875 --> 00:18:58,750
Yeah, 'cause nothing rocks the house
like a violin concerto.
352
00:19:00,375 --> 00:19:03,333
Actually, I was thinking I would sing
something more like this.
353
00:19:05,166 --> 00:19:09,125
♪ I throw my hands up
in the air sometimes ♪
354
00:19:09,208 --> 00:19:14,458
♪ Saying ayo
Gotta let go ♪
355
00:19:15,291 --> 00:19:19,458
♪ And I wanna celebrate
and live my life ♪
356
00:19:19,542 --> 00:19:24,083
♪ Saying ayo
Baby, let's go ♪
357
00:19:24,166 --> 00:19:27,166
♪ And I came to dance,
dance, dance, dance ♪
358
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:31,083
♪ And I hit the floor 'cause that's
my plans, plans, plans, plans ♪
359
00:19:31,166 --> 00:19:34,917
♪ I'm wearing all my favorite brands,
brands, brands, brands ♪
360
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,875
♪ Give me space for both my hands,
hands, hands, hands ♪
361
00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:39,500
That girl stinks.
362
00:19:39,583 --> 00:19:40,959
That girl is my sister.
363
00:19:41,041 --> 00:19:43,291
And I'm trying to listen to her sing.
364
00:19:43,375 --> 00:19:45,542
-Your older sister?
-No!
365
00:19:45,625 --> 00:19:47,750
♪ And on and on ♪
366
00:19:48,458 --> 00:19:51,375
♪ I throw my hands up
in the air sometimes ♪
367
00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:56,250
♪ Saying ayo
Gotta let go ♪
368
00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:59,542
♪ And I wanna celebrate
and live my life ♪
369
00:19:59,625 --> 00:20:03,709
♪ Saying ayo
Baby, let's go ♪
370
00:20:03,792 --> 00:20:05,458
♪ We gonna rock this club ♪
371
00:20:05,542 --> 00:20:07,500
♪ We gonna go all night ♪
372
00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:11,625
♪ We gonna light it up
Like it's dynamite ♪
373
00:20:11,709 --> 00:20:13,625
♪ 'Cause I told you once ♪
374
00:20:13,709 --> 00:20:15,709
♪ Now I told you twice ♪
375
00:20:15,792 --> 00:20:17,625
♪ We gonna light it up ♪
376
00:20:17,709 --> 00:20:22,583
♪ Like it's dynamite! ♪
377
00:20:30,917 --> 00:20:32,709
I thought you played violin.
378
00:20:32,792 --> 00:20:35,583
Oh, I do. And guitar.
379
00:20:36,291 --> 00:20:39,542
And piano, trumpet, saxophone,
flute, cello, harp, the bagpipes,
380
00:20:39,625 --> 00:20:42,542
French horn, drums, harmonica
and the spoons.
381
00:20:42,625 --> 00:20:44,542
Oh, and I also sing a little.
382
00:20:46,667 --> 00:20:49,083
Yeah, a little.
383
00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:52,417
You know, maybe I will try out
for the school play.
384
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:54,542
You should! You're really talented!
385
00:20:54,625 --> 00:20:56,458
Shut up, Paisley!
386
00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:02,709
Sorry we, kind of,
turned on you, Chyna.
387
00:21:03,792 --> 00:21:07,625
Although, looking back,
it was mostly Olive.
388
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:11,625
That was the Red Viper talking.
389
00:21:11,709 --> 00:21:13,709
(Whistles)
That stuff is bad news.
390
00:21:13,792 --> 00:21:15,000
(Laughs)
391
00:21:15,083 --> 00:21:16,500
I still love you guys.
392
00:21:18,917 --> 00:21:21,709
-Oh, no.
-It's the mall cops!
393
00:21:22,917 --> 00:21:26,208
I'm a highly decorated police officer.
394
00:21:26,291 --> 00:21:29,250
If I were a mall cop, would I have a...
395
00:21:29,333 --> 00:21:30,500
Where's my badge?
396
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:36,250
-Freeze, dirtbags!
-Give me that!
397
00:21:36,333 --> 00:21:38,709
Officer, I can explain.
398
00:21:38,792 --> 00:21:40,834
Don't bother.
I'm not here for you.
399
00:21:42,083 --> 00:21:42,917
I'm here for her.
400
00:21:45,875 --> 00:21:47,917
There you are, Chyna!
401
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:51,417
You had me worried sick.
I left church to find you!
402
00:21:52,709 --> 00:21:54,375
Home. Now.
403
00:21:56,375 --> 00:22:00,792
And anybody else whose parents
don't know you're here, out!
404
00:22:01,959 --> 00:22:03,166
Not you, Gibson!
405
00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:08,750
This is exactly what I was afraid of.
406
00:22:08,834 --> 00:22:10,875
I knew you weren't ready
for high school.
407
00:22:10,959 --> 00:22:12,750
But, Dad, I am ready.
408
00:22:12,834 --> 00:22:14,917
I finally found a place
where I belong.
409
00:22:15,041 --> 00:22:18,083
(Scoffs) Right now,
the only place where you belong
410
00:22:18,166 --> 00:22:21,000
is in the back of my squad car.
Let's go.
411
00:22:21,083 --> 00:22:23,959
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
you're putting me in the perp cage?
412
00:22:24,041 --> 00:22:25,542
Do I at least get a phone call?
413
00:22:25,625 --> 00:22:28,583
Sure. I think your mom
is gonna want to talk to you.
414
00:22:29,333 --> 00:22:31,041
Yeah, I think I'll skip the phone call.
415
00:22:33,625 --> 00:22:35,333
(Clearing throat)
416
00:22:36,333 --> 00:22:39,417
Sir, madam, you have a lovely home.
417
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:46,709
Why are you freaks still here?
Get out of my house!
418
00:22:46,792 --> 00:22:49,000
Hey! Don't you talk to us that way!
419
00:22:49,083 --> 00:22:50,166
Yeah!
420
00:22:50,250 --> 00:22:52,083
(Screams)
421
00:22:54,834 --> 00:22:56,583
My mom is going to kill me!
422
00:22:56,667 --> 00:22:59,166
Don't worry,
I know how to get that out.
423
00:22:59,250 --> 00:23:00,917
I'll text you the deets.
424
00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:05,959
We looked everywhere.
425
00:23:06,041 --> 00:23:09,959
I guess Chyna's dad decided
to pull her out of the ANT Program.
426
00:23:10,041 --> 00:23:12,625
Hey, what's all that music stuff?
427
00:23:13,166 --> 00:23:14,250
I set it up.
428
00:23:14,333 --> 00:23:16,625
(Both) Chyna!
(Laughing)
429
00:23:16,709 --> 00:23:18,709
We thought your dad
pulled you out of school!
430
00:23:18,792 --> 00:23:20,125
Oh, well, he wanted to,
431
00:23:20,208 --> 00:23:23,333
but I plea-bargained him down
to a three-month grounding.
432
00:23:23,417 --> 00:23:25,834
So, if we plan on
having any more fun,
433
00:23:25,917 --> 00:23:28,625
Fletcher, I'm going to need
a lot more of those sculptures.
434
00:23:28,709 --> 00:23:30,583
They're done!
435
00:23:30,667 --> 00:23:33,041
I mean, they will be done.
436
00:23:33,834 --> 00:23:35,709
It's not like I stayed up all last night
437
00:23:35,792 --> 00:23:37,959
making wax sculptures of you.
438
00:23:38,041 --> 00:23:40,542
No, that would be weird.
439
00:23:40,625 --> 00:23:42,709
(Laughs) You see, I...
440
00:23:46,250 --> 00:23:47,667
He knows we can see him, right?
441
00:23:47,750 --> 00:23:49,917
I really don't know what he knows
at this point.
442
00:23:52,375 --> 00:23:54,333
Come on, let's go eat in the cafeteria.
443
00:23:54,417 --> 00:23:56,375
You're not scared of the big kids?
444
00:23:56,458 --> 00:23:59,792
Ooh! Or that lunch lady
with the hairnet on her beard?
445
00:24:01,625 --> 00:24:03,458
No. That whole thing with the cops
446
00:24:03,542 --> 00:24:05,625
gave us Ants some serious street cred.
447
00:24:09,208 --> 00:24:10,834
Hey, guys,
448
00:24:10,917 --> 00:24:13,083
I just got back from the hospital!
449
00:24:13,166 --> 00:24:14,583
They gave me a pig spleen!
450
00:24:14,667 --> 00:24:16,125
(Bell ringing)
451
00:24:16,208 --> 00:24:18,583
(Both) Run!
452
00:24:18,667 --> 00:24:20,500
Oh, come on!
453
00:24:20,583 --> 00:24:24,250
Not again!
Not the spleen! Not the spleen!
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