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♪ MTV ♪
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I just went through
a really bad breakup,
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and I don't know if
I could or should
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jump back into
bed with somebody.
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What do you think
about a fall release?
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We'd have to move
quickly, though.
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Oh, good.
I love moving quickly.
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What is happening?
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Are things really over
between you and Charles?
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He's
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free to do whatever he wants.
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Thanks, Liza.
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I just never thought you'd
be someone's rebound.
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When an employee
doesn't get along
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with the boss' new girlfriend,
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guess who's out?
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[upbeat music]
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Hey. [Both:] Hi.
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♪ ♪
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Hey, baby girl.
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Aw, thanks for taking
her on short notice.
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Yes, of course.
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We got a light day
today, so we're good.
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So Clare, how is life with
the real estate mogul?
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You mean Rob.
And he's hardly a mogul.
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And we split up, so...
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What? When did that happen?
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[sighs] Just last week.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
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You didn't wanna
say anything to me?
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You know you can still
talk to me, right?
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[coos]
I'm still your...
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Baby daddy.
Yeah, I'm... yeah.
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Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
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[laughs] Thanks, but I'm fine.
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He's a great guy, we're just,
you know, in different places.
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Yes, I'm even boring
myself with all this.
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Okay.
[laughs]
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Bye, baby. Bye.
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Bye.
Go kick some ass today, Mommy.
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[sighs]
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God, that has to be so hard.
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Dating as a single mom?
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We should take
her out to brunch.
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Oh, Kelsey, brunch is
your answer to everything.
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Do you think she really
wants to unload on us?
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Just make it a tea. It's
less of a commitment.
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Yeah, I think she'd love that.
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[cell phone dings]
[gasps]
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Oh, no.
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No, no. No, no. This
is... this... this is bad.
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Wait. What is happening?
Use your words.
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Okay, I gotta get to Liza's.
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Kels, bring my
galleys to Empirical.
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I am not your assistant.
[door clicks shut]
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[laughs]
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[sighs]
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Good morning, beauty!
Lauren, what... why?
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Maggie!
Uh-uh, nope.
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I sent her on a bagel run.
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You're gonna need some carbs.
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[sighs]
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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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Okay.
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Yeah, you're looking at me
like I'm the jittery waxer
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who just ripped
off your perineum,
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and that's fine, okay?
Quinn is coming in
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to review the marketing plan
for "The F Word" at 10:00.
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And you can either find
out when she saunters in
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wearing one of his wrinkled
shirts as a mini dress,
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or you can find
out from a friend.
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I came as soon as I heard.
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Thanks, friend.
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[door clicks open and shut]
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FedEx just dropped off
his-and-her "Gatsby" costumes.
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[sighs] Those are mine.
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My friend Michelle's.
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Roaring '20s anniversary
party is tonight.
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Oh, shit.
His and hers?
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Charles was supposed to come,
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but I guess I'll
just be hanging solo
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in a room full of
judgmental couples.
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Liza, no, no, no, no, no.
Say no more.
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I'm gonna call my
friend Stefanos, okay?
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He staffs bartenders,
cater waiters,
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the hottest men
you've ever seen.
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Now most of them
are Kinsey-6 gay,
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but they will definitely
give you the old grope-a-dope
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in front of your PTA friends
if you tip generously.
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Lauren, are these sex
workers or waiters?
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Yes, they are.
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[laughs]
I'm good.
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♪ It's about to go down ♪
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♪ It's about to get loud ♪
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♪ It's about to go down ♪
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Thank you all so much
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for pulling this
together so quickly.
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I really wanna get it
out as soon as possible.
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Ooh, can I read
them the new ending?
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[quirky music]
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Oh, I'm not sure that...
He inspired it.
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He made a joke that he
was my consolation prize
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after the whole senate debacle.
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Here, listen to this.
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Um, why don't we save
it for the copy edits?
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Aw, he's so shy.
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♪ ♪
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The gentlest warriors always
carry the biggest swords.
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So...
[laughing crazily]
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Liza.
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"Claw" would've been
a much better book
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if I had listened to your notes.
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So I'm listening now.
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I'd be happy to.
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Uh, we have some more
editorial notes to review,
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but why don't we do
that in my office?
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Of course. And thanks, Liza.
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[quietly] You're so welcome.
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You handled that so
much better than I would
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if someone was talking
about my ex's sword
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in a meeting.
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You do not have
to read that book.
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[heavy thud]
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Oh, no.
[sighs]
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It's well written.
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I mean, even if a lot of
it sounds like bullshit.
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Well, it's a book about failure
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written by billionaire.
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Of course it's bullshit.
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But these stories
that she tells...
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[laughs] They sound phony.
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I mean, is anyone
really going to believe
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that Pope Benedict consulted her
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about admitting female clergy?
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Well, Charles is
editing the book.
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Maybe we just let
him worry about it.
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Yeah, but he's not
seeing things clearly
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because they're...
Whatever they are.
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Okay, he's not seeing
things clearly?
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This has nothing to do with us.
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Naomi Wolf's last
book got canceled
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when they found out that it
was full of factual errors.
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Her publisher lost
a ton of money.
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Quinn has already hired a
third-party fact checker.
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And she's never forged
anything before, has she?
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Are we just going to sit by
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while the woman who almost
bankrupted our company once
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and besmirched our reputation
threatens to do it again?
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[sighs] Okay.
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Liza, I want you to know
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that I recognize
your passion, okay?
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I respect it, and I fear it.
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Okay, ignore her.
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Ignore this, okay?
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It's Charles's problem
now, not yours.
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[sighs] Okay.
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[light music]
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And this story about
Elizabeth Warren
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telling Quinn she's one
of the good billionaires
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is both politically volatile
and provably inaccurate.
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Elizabeth Warren
categorically says
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the existence of
billionaires is immoral.
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Also...
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Liza.
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I need to apologize to you
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for what happened
in the meeting.
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I can't imagine a worse way
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for you to find that out.
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I'd already seen
it in "Page Six."
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That's definitely worse.
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I'm sorry...
You know what?
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It's none of my business.
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Let's just keep it to the book.
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Why don't I just
fact-check some of these?
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You're still not sold?
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Quinn is a controversial author.
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People will already be dubious
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that she's turned
over a new leaf.
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Okay.
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So let me know what you find.
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Great.
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I will report any red flags...
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For the book.
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I meant for the book.
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I have gotta go.
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I'm a late for a... a thing. So.
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There's a chair.
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[upbeat jazz music]
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♪ ♪
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I'm honestly embarrassed
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that I didn't clock this
Rob/Clare breakup thing.
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I mean look at her Insta.
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Apple picking with Rob,
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then Domino Park
with Rob and Gemma.
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Yeah, and then back
on the market hard.
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Did we even know that
she could do the splits?
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No.
[laughs]
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Hey, you guys, can
someone grab my coat?
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Uh, why, girl?
You naked in there?
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Uh, n... no.
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I just... oh...
[gasps]
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No, no, no, no, no.
Yes!
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[gasps] Hello, gorgeous.
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It's just a costume for a party
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that I maybe
shouldn't even go to.
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Why? You're single again.
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You need to put
it on main, girl.
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That's what Clare did.
Mm-hmm.
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Let the new customers
see what's on the menu
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and let the old ones see
what they're missing.
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What is she talking about?
[laughs]
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I'll explain on the
way to the elevator.
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Past Charles.
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No, no, I shouldn't do that.
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Yeah, and he shouldn't
have shown up
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in "Page Six" with Quinn, okay?
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Sashay away.
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[rock music]
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♪ ♪
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♪ Take a load off your mind ♪
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♪ Baby, you're one of a kind ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Let your
individuality be kind ♪
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Bye, Charles.
Have a great weekend.
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♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
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I'm sorry, which wave
of feminism is this?
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Oh, shut up and just
be petty for once.
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[sighs]
He's choking on his water.
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Don't look.
Oh.
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[scoffs]
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♪ We got it, we got it ♪
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[jazz music playing]
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♪ ♪
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Liza!
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[laughs] Hi.
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Ooh, that dress.
[chuckles]
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I thought you were
just defrauding
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that publishing house.
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What? Are you
embezzling now too?
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[laughs] I'm just kidding.
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Where's Charles?
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Oh, no.
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Oh, you poor thing.
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I knew this would happen.
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I read all about
his first marriage.
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I did a little deep Googling.
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It's just Googling on
three glasses of wine.
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Of course he wasn't ready
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to commit to anybody.
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Oh, you must be devastated.
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Are you devastated?
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Actually, he proposed.
You said no?
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I didn't want to
get married again.
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I don't even know if I
believe in it anymore.
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It's a flawed system.
Aw, honey.
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You and I can split
a bottle of chards
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and rail against the
prison of matrimony
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on another night
261
00:09:08,081 --> 00:09:11,418
that isn't my 20th
wedding anniversary party.
262
00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:12,753
Right.
Ooh, Denny.
263
00:09:12,820 --> 00:09:14,822
Jules! Excuse me.
264
00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:18,091
Oh! You poor thing.
265
00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:21,561
♪ ♪
266
00:09:21,629 --> 00:09:24,496
[bumping electronic music]
267
00:09:24,563 --> 00:09:29,501
♪ ♪
268
00:09:29,568 --> 00:09:30,837
[glass dinging]
269
00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:33,005
Hi, hi. Excuse me.
270
00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:34,908
I just wanted to
take a minute as dean
271
00:09:34,975 --> 00:09:37,476
to welcome all of
our esteemed guests
272
00:09:37,543 --> 00:09:39,312
and thank the
artists who donated
273
00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:42,149
to the silent auction to
benefit our scholarship fund.
274
00:09:42,215 --> 00:09:44,116
Bored?
Yep.
275
00:09:44,183 --> 00:09:46,186
Booze?
Yep.
276
00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:48,755
So have a wonderful time,
277
00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:50,456
enjoy the open bar,
278
00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:52,960
please bid early and often,
279
00:09:53,025 --> 00:09:54,794
but not on that piece
by Maggie Amato.
280
00:09:54,861 --> 00:09:57,330
I've already made
space in my den.
281
00:09:57,397 --> 00:09:58,565
Thank you all so much.
282
00:09:58,631 --> 00:10:01,769
[applause]
283
00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:05,304
[chatter]
284
00:10:05,371 --> 00:10:06,974
[light piano music]
285
00:10:07,039 --> 00:10:08,307
Hi.
286
00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:09,942
♪ ♪
287
00:10:10,009 --> 00:10:12,611
Um, you have your eye
on anything tonight?
288
00:10:12,679 --> 00:10:14,147
Sure do.
289
00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:17,017
I mean on any pieces.
I know what you meant.
290
00:10:18,350 --> 00:10:20,052
You are so stunning.
291
00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:28,828
Hey, did you hear
that name-drop?
292
00:10:28,895 --> 00:10:31,030
You're officially
queen of art prom.
293
00:10:31,097 --> 00:10:33,375
Aw, the dean's just friends
with my gallerist, that's all.
294
00:10:33,399 --> 00:10:35,702
And whose friend is she?
295
00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,538
[jazzy Broadway music playing]
296
00:10:39,605 --> 00:10:41,508
♪ ♪
297
00:10:41,573 --> 00:10:43,475
Five, six, seven, eight.
298
00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:45,712
And left. And right.
299
00:10:45,778 --> 00:10:48,014
And step, step, step, step.
300
00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:50,517
Keep those hips square.
301
00:10:50,582 --> 00:10:52,952
It's a Charleston,
not a lap dance.
302
00:10:53,019 --> 00:10:55,187
Hon, do you need
a dance partner?
303
00:10:55,254 --> 00:10:56,489
Nope, I'm good.
304
00:10:56,556 --> 00:10:59,960
♪ Shout hooray and hallelu! ♪
305
00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:02,162
♪ Now me and Mr. Wrong
are through ♪
306
00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:03,831
♪ I'll find myself
another beau ♪
307
00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:08,034
♪ Who I know is no rover ♪
308
00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:10,636
♪ Forget about the boy ♪
309
00:11:10,703 --> 00:11:12,905
♪ Forget about the boy ♪
310
00:11:12,972 --> 00:11:15,875
♪ Forget about the boy ♪
311
00:11:15,942 --> 00:11:19,046
[cheers and applause]
312
00:11:20,980 --> 00:11:22,816
Liza Miller, is that you?
313
00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:25,786
Vince? Hi!
314
00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:28,187
What? Oh, my goodness.
315
00:11:28,254 --> 00:11:29,756
It's been ages.
316
00:11:29,822 --> 00:11:31,591
Carpool, ninth grade.
317
00:11:31,658 --> 00:11:32,938
As soon as the
girls could drive,
318
00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:34,693
I was a ghost. [Both laughing]
319
00:11:34,761 --> 00:11:37,596
Vinny, you made it. [Laughs]
Hey.
320
00:11:37,663 --> 00:11:40,533
Without a costume like
the invitation required.
321
00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:41,934
Yeah, well...
322
00:11:42,001 --> 00:11:44,904
I will go to the costume chest.
323
00:11:44,971 --> 00:11:46,706
Liza, keep an eye on him.
324
00:11:46,774 --> 00:11:48,240
[laughs]
325
00:11:48,307 --> 00:11:49,777
I can't believe Andrea
326
00:11:49,842 --> 00:11:51,453
let you out of the
house without a costume.
327
00:11:51,477 --> 00:11:54,514
Well, Andrea has a
new husband to dress.
328
00:11:54,581 --> 00:11:56,515
We got a divorce
a few years ago.
329
00:11:56,582 --> 00:11:58,284
Oh, I'm so sorry.
330
00:11:58,350 --> 00:12:00,187
I didn't know. I've
been in New York.
331
00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:02,221
I know, I know.
I've heard a lot about you.
332
00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:04,724
Okay, everyone, let's Lindy hop!
333
00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:07,193
[jazz music playing]
334
00:12:07,259 --> 00:12:10,663
[both laugh]
Uh, show me a few moves?
335
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:16,536
♪ ♪
336
00:12:17,203 --> 00:12:18,806
They're plant-based...
Oh, Maggie!
337
00:12:18,871 --> 00:12:21,441
Hey, I had an ulterior motive
for asking you here tonight.
338
00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:23,243
Is this a lesbian
speed-dating event?
339
00:12:23,309 --> 00:12:25,412
Don't leave me alone.
[laughs]
340
00:12:25,477 --> 00:12:27,647
Listen, we have an
open teaching position
341
00:12:27,713 --> 00:12:30,450
in our visual arts program,
and you are a perfect fit.
342
00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:32,251
Wha... me? Really?
343
00:12:32,318 --> 00:12:34,197
Yes, you, because you've
got decades of experience,
344
00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:36,423
but you're still
making vital work.
345
00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:37,756
You'd mentor our students
346
00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:39,201
and teach them
everything you've learned
347
00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:40,961
being a working
artist in New York.
348
00:12:41,028 --> 00:12:42,504
She's basically already
doing that for free.
349
00:12:42,528 --> 00:12:45,032
Well, then let's
get her paid for it.
350
00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:46,466
Come by my office next week.
351
00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:48,000
Okay.
Great.
352
00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:50,971
[electronic dance music]
353
00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:52,940
♪ ♪
354
00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:55,875
What a night for
Professor Amato.
355
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,710
Right?
It doesn't even sound real.
356
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:58,979
[laughs]
357
00:12:59,046 --> 00:13:00,847
It's like a character
in a bad porno.
358
00:13:00,913 --> 00:13:02,982
Hey, now.
359
00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:05,918
Speaking of bad pornos,
360
00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:07,529
I think I know how
this one's gonna end.
361
00:13:07,553 --> 00:13:09,164
Look, I'm catching an
early train to Philly
362
00:13:09,188 --> 00:13:11,591
to go see KT in
the morning, so...
363
00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:13,826
Be good, Professor Amato.
364
00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:17,931
You got a light?
Yeah.
365
00:13:22,701 --> 00:13:24,403
You seem tense.
366
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,773
Yeah, well, it's
not really my scene.
367
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,008
Me either.
368
00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:29,808
These things are
always super boring.
369
00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:31,945
Well, then what are
we still doing here?
370
00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:33,480
Good question.
371
00:13:37,216 --> 00:13:38,051
Coming?
372
00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:41,254
[upbeat music]
373
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:46,092
♪ ♪
374
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:49,162
[jazz music playing]
375
00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:51,463
I didn't know that
you moved to the city.
376
00:13:51,530 --> 00:13:54,201
I'm so out of the loop.
Or nobody talks about me.
377
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,111
Oh, well, they definitely
used to talk about you.
378
00:13:56,135 --> 00:13:57,870
My book-club ladies
called you "hot dad."
379
00:13:57,937 --> 00:13:59,572
Ooh.
380
00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:03,342
I pitched "Prince Vince," but
they thought it was too cutesy.
381
00:14:03,409 --> 00:14:06,379
Is that why Lori Champlin
always "ran out of gas"
382
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:07,714
at away games?
383
00:14:07,779 --> 00:14:09,816
You know, she tried to
kiss me at homecoming.
384
00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:11,717
[gasps]
She kissed me at book club.
385
00:14:11,783 --> 00:14:13,620
So by the transitive property,
386
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,121
we've already kissed.
387
00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:17,057
But she didn't kiss you, so...
388
00:14:17,124 --> 00:14:20,427
Settle down, Hot Mom.
You know, we'll get there.
389
00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:21,727
♪ ♪
390
00:14:21,793 --> 00:14:23,730
No one called me Hot Mom.
391
00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:26,765
Well, I did just now.
392
00:14:26,832 --> 00:14:30,003
Keep dancing. Don't give up.
393
00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:32,072
[laughs]
394
00:14:36,842 --> 00:14:40,947
[dreamy music]
395
00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:43,115
Ugh, the whole night
was like a dream.
396
00:14:43,182 --> 00:14:46,653
A room full of art snobs
gushing over my work,
397
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:49,188
and then a stranger... I...
398
00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:50,722
But you see where this is going.
399
00:14:50,789 --> 00:14:52,359
I do, and thanks for stopping.
400
00:14:52,424 --> 00:14:53,869
Well, I mean you had
a great night too.
401
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,294
Are you gonna text Hot Dad?
402
00:14:55,361 --> 00:14:57,663
Um, maybe.
403
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,066
I mean, it was fun seeing him
404
00:14:59,131 --> 00:15:01,668
and nice to know that a
crush was reciprocated.
405
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,070
You know, sometimes
that's enough.
406
00:15:03,135 --> 00:15:04,836
Really? That's enough now?
407
00:15:04,903 --> 00:15:06,282
I don't know anything
anymore, Maggie.
408
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:07,774
Ah, well, I got something
409
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,052
that might be able
to help with that.
410
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:10,743
My trick left me a little treat.
411
00:15:10,809 --> 00:15:12,922
I don't know what it does,
but it's French and it's pink.
412
00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:14,681
[laughs] Well, it's 8:00 a.m.
413
00:15:14,746 --> 00:15:16,548
It's a little early
for recreational drugs,
414
00:15:16,615 --> 00:15:17,783
and I can't.
415
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:19,351
I have to fact-check
Quinn's book.
416
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:20,620
Fact-check?
417
00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:22,230
You know, I really don't
understand your job.
418
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:23,556
[sighs] Neither do I.
419
00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:25,325
♪ I-I-I-I-I-I ♪
420
00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:27,427
♪ Like it, love it, love it ♪
421
00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:29,261
♪ I-I-I-I-I-I ♪
422
00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:31,130
♪ Like it, love it, ooh ♪
423
00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:32,599
♪ Love it! ♪
424
00:15:32,664 --> 00:15:35,701
So Aiden, you were Quinn's
assistant for how long?
425
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,604
Uh, second assistant.
426
00:15:37,669 --> 00:15:39,172
Yeah, I never made it to first.
427
00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:42,142
So I wasn't, like, interacting
with power players.
428
00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:44,777
I was fetching
her birth control.
429
00:15:45,544 --> 00:15:47,447
Getting screamed at for
getting the wrong kind.
430
00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:48,648
Been there.
431
00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:50,283
It's hard being
someone's assistant.
432
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:53,220
Yeah, "Hand-Aiden," that's
what she used to call me...
433
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,087
In front of Melinda
Gates; That was fun.
434
00:15:55,154 --> 00:15:57,557
Sorry, you did not come here
to listen to me complain.
435
00:15:57,624 --> 00:16:01,760
So, uh, what do you
need to kill this book?
436
00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:03,196
No, no, no.
Oh, come on.
437
00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:05,298
You can't stand her. I
could tell on the phone.
438
00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:07,866
I can help. I want to.
I'm not...
439
00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:11,370
I am just trying to verify
a story from her book.
440
00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:13,605
Okay.
441
00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:15,807
The one about her
divestment from WeWork
442
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:17,644
just before they
pulled their IPO.
443
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,745
A lot of pundits hinted that
444
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:23,682
she was tipped off by
someone inside and bailed.
445
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,317
That's a dead end.
446
00:16:25,384 --> 00:16:26,928
She never wanted to
invest in that cult,
447
00:16:26,952 --> 00:16:29,489
but the board overruled her,
so she pulled out of the fund
448
00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:31,134
and was the only one who
didn't look like an idiot
449
00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:32,359
when they pulled it.
450
00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:37,096
So she's telling the truth?
Yeah.
451
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,900
Thank you, Aiden.
452
00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:44,136
Yeah, but, I mean, I'm
sure we can find something
453
00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:45,248
to take her down, or, hell,
454
00:16:45,272 --> 00:16:46,639
we could make something up.
455
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,484
I mean look what you have...
Thank you, Aiden.
456
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:49,709
Yeah.
457
00:16:49,775 --> 00:16:53,679
[pop music]
458
00:16:53,745 --> 00:16:56,082
Happy breakup brunch, ladies.
Yeah.
459
00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:57,584
Go ahead, Clare.
Let it all out.
460
00:16:57,649 --> 00:16:58,717
[sighs]
461
00:16:58,784 --> 00:17:00,552
This is really nice of you guys,
462
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,254
but I'm actually okay.
463
00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:04,257
You know, it was
a mature breakup.
464
00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,135
Rob and I are at different
places in our lives,
465
00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:08,528
and we're just, you know,
we're not the right fit.
466
00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:09,729
That's it.
467
00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:12,231
"A mature breakup"?
I don't know her.
468
00:17:12,298 --> 00:17:14,467
No, I know, couldn't be
me, but good for you.
469
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:16,702
[laughs]
Well, now I feel bad.
470
00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:19,271
Can we keep day drinking even
though I'm not devastated?
471
00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:21,007
I mean, I already
paid the babysitter.
472
00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:22,741
Of course, yes, hello.
Yeah.
473
00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:25,311
Thank you, and I'm sure
you're exaggerating.
474
00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:27,180
How did you and Zane end things?
475
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:28,948
Oh, he dumped her over FaceTime
476
00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:30,817
because she got
promoted above him.
477
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,219
No. Both: Yes!
478
00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:33,653
Yes, 100.
Okay.
479
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:34,753
Oh, my gosh. Okay.
480
00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:36,355
We're gonna...
481
00:17:37,324 --> 00:17:40,160
Can we... one more? Thanks.
482
00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:42,595
Okay, start at the beginning.
483
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:45,998
[phone chatter]
484
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,701
Yes, Father. Okay, Father.
485
00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:51,069
Yes, we just wanted
to verify everything
486
00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:52,805
in her book before
we go to print.
487
00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:54,106
[phone chatter]
488
00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:57,042
Yes, she is so great,
489
00:17:57,109 --> 00:17:59,112
isn't she?
490
00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:01,814
Okay. Okay.
491
00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:03,549
Hail... hail... hail Mary.
492
00:18:03,615 --> 00:18:05,152
Bye-bye.
493
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:07,686
[cell phone buzzes]
494
00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:10,222
Vince, hi.
495
00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:12,592
Hey, Hot Mom.
496
00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:14,993
Oh, I don't think that
name's gonna stick.
497
00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:16,796
Um, how was your Saturday?
498
00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:19,465
Well, not as good as my
Friday, thanks to you.
499
00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:22,602
So I was thinking,
we're both in the city,
500
00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:24,103
we're both single,
501
00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:25,872
and I have a reservation
502
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:29,308
in Soho on Monday and
no one to go with.
503
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:31,042
That sounds really
nice, actually,
504
00:18:31,109 --> 00:18:32,412
but I should be honest with you.
505
00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:34,247
I'm not sure I'm ready to be
506
00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:35,714
someone's dance
partner right now.
507
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:36,915
That's good,
508
00:18:36,982 --> 00:18:38,293
because I think I
popped my knee out
509
00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:40,487
during the Lindy hop.
[laughs]
510
00:18:40,552 --> 00:18:43,423
Listen, I know you just
got out of something.
511
00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:45,791
All I'm looking for is
somebody to sit across from me
512
00:18:45,857 --> 00:18:47,326
at a nice restaurant.
513
00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:49,528
A dinner buddy.
Exactly.
514
00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:52,664
You know, anything
else is just icing.
515
00:18:52,731 --> 00:18:54,166
Do you do icing?
516
00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:57,068
You know, I should really
learn your dietary restrictions
517
00:18:57,135 --> 00:18:58,971
if we're gonna be
dinner buddies.
518
00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:00,440
Yes.
519
00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:02,974
What?
To dinner or to the icing?
520
00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:05,211
Let's just start with dinner.
[laughs] Okay.
521
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:06,645
I'll text you the details,
522
00:19:06,712 --> 00:19:10,849
and I will see you
Monday... buddy.
523
00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:12,251
Okay.
524
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:13,518
♪ You know I've been hungry ♪
525
00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:15,954
♪ Help me feed my hunger ♪
526
00:19:16,021 --> 00:19:18,124
♪ Baby, can we hurry? ♪
527
00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:20,426
♪ I can't wait much longer ♪
528
00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:23,762
♪ And we're not getting
younger, younger ♪
529
00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:30,403
[upbeat music]
530
00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:32,137
So it's two classes per week,
531
00:19:32,204 --> 00:19:33,673
a session of office hours,
532
00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:35,807
and individual critiques
at the end of the term,
533
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,910
and this is your salary
plus medical and dental.
534
00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:39,578
Fantastic!
535
00:19:39,645 --> 00:19:41,847
You know, I've never had
dental insurance in my life.
536
00:19:41,913 --> 00:19:42,957
So you'll think about it?
537
00:19:42,981 --> 00:19:44,158
There's nothing to think about
538
00:19:44,182 --> 00:19:45,328
except which crown
I'm replacing.
539
00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:46,586
Uh, where do I sign?
540
00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:48,555
Well, we'll finalize
the long-form contracts,
541
00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:50,789
but we can get your
paperwork started now.
542
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:51,857
[knocking]
543
00:19:51,923 --> 00:19:54,461
Hey, there she is.
544
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,628
Maggie, this my wife, Kamila.
545
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:58,565
How are you, sweet pea?
Hi, love.
546
00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:01,067
[quirky music]
547
00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:03,068
I remember you.
548
00:20:03,134 --> 00:20:04,737
Um, you do?
549
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:08,508
You bid on her
painting, right, babe?
550
00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:10,910
I did, I did, and we're gonna
be seeing a lot more of her
551
00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:12,154
'cause she's teaching here now.
552
00:20:12,178 --> 00:20:13,945
That's terrific news.
553
00:20:14,012 --> 00:20:15,347
♪ ♪
554
00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:17,450
Welcome to the family.
555
00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:19,352
Thanks.
556
00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:25,491
So why were Clare
and Lauren kissing
557
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:27,159
on Instagram Stories
this weekend?
558
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,694
We had a breakup brunch
559
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:31,698
which Lauren tried to turn
into a make-out dinner.
560
00:20:31,763 --> 00:20:33,098
Oh.
561
00:20:33,164 --> 00:20:35,734
But we're over our exes,
so it all worked out.
562
00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:37,470
[both chuckle]
563
00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:40,339
Liza, thank you so
much for your notes.
564
00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:43,309
They were as smart and
incisive as I'd hoped.
565
00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:44,676
Just doing my job.
566
00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:46,679
Yeah, that's what
I'm trying to do too.
567
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:49,548
So I hope we can put the
past in the past and move on.
568
00:20:49,615 --> 00:20:51,250
Mm-hmm.
569
00:20:51,317 --> 00:20:52,695
Should I forward the
notes to Charles?
570
00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:55,121
Oh, no, I can show
him tonight at dinner.
571
00:20:56,355 --> 00:20:57,890
Great.
[cell phone buzzing]
572
00:20:57,957 --> 00:20:59,959
Oh... oh, God, it's Pelosi.
573
00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:02,694
I gotta take this. Hey, girl.
574
00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:04,896
[laughs]
575
00:21:04,963 --> 00:21:06,333
Are you okay?
576
00:21:06,398 --> 00:21:09,035
Yeah, I just gotta get
used to her being around.
577
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,471
Better to have her as an
ally than an enemy, right?
578
00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:14,039
Yeah, definitely
better as an ally.
579
00:21:14,105 --> 00:21:17,009
[upbeat music]
580
00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:23,349
♪ ♪
581
00:21:23,415 --> 00:21:25,518
[both laughing]
582
00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:28,086
Okay, they called
me "Legs-a Miller"?
583
00:21:28,153 --> 00:21:29,689
Yes.
That is so stupid.
584
00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:32,358
[laughs]
-Well, look, it's no Hot Dad,
585
00:21:32,424 --> 00:21:33,625
but what do you expect
586
00:21:33,692 --> 00:21:35,927
from a bunch of suburban
mortgage brokers?
587
00:21:35,994 --> 00:21:38,565
[laughs]
588
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,266
I used to have
589
00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:42,769
such a crush on you.
590
00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:44,903
Is that okay to say
on a first date?
591
00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:47,406
It's not a date, buddy.
592
00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:50,343
Besides, I think I'm undatable.
593
00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:52,310
You are many things,
594
00:21:52,378 --> 00:21:54,547
but undatable isn't one of them.
595
00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:57,083
So since it's not a date,
596
00:21:57,148 --> 00:21:59,352
can I ask how you
and Andrea are doing?
597
00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:00,586
We're friendly.
598
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,855
My divorce was probably
a lot like yours.
599
00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:04,323
Oh, so you cheated on her
600
00:22:04,391 --> 00:22:06,534
and lost all your savings
playing blackjack in Bayonne?
601
00:22:06,558 --> 00:22:09,596
Yikes. Not that. [Chuckles]
602
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,798
I just mean that we were
married pretty young,
603
00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:14,866
and, um, I've been married
most of my adult life.
604
00:22:14,933 --> 00:22:16,201
And so when it ended,
605
00:22:16,268 --> 00:22:19,005
I finally had to ask
myself who I really was.
606
00:22:19,070 --> 00:22:20,406
♪ ♪
607
00:22:20,472 --> 00:22:22,442
And who were you?
608
00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:25,310
Well, I was a person
609
00:22:25,377 --> 00:22:28,079
who grew up with
miserable parents.
610
00:22:28,146 --> 00:22:29,181
Hmm.
611
00:22:29,248 --> 00:22:31,083
And then my own relationships
612
00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:32,585
were not great,
613
00:22:32,652 --> 00:22:35,387
but as long as I was successful,
614
00:22:35,454 --> 00:22:37,656
I could convince myself
615
00:22:37,723 --> 00:22:40,859
that a partner was a
liability that I didn't want.
616
00:22:40,926 --> 00:22:43,895
All I ever really
wanted was a family,
617
00:22:43,962 --> 00:22:47,098
a house, a wife, kids.
618
00:22:47,165 --> 00:22:49,701
Do you know how much pressure
that puts on a marriage?
619
00:22:49,769 --> 00:22:51,269
I do,
620
00:22:51,336 --> 00:22:53,539
and I know how
destabilizing it is
621
00:22:53,605 --> 00:22:55,117
when you put all your
chips on something,
622
00:22:55,141 --> 00:22:56,608
and it doesn't work out.
[scoffs]
623
00:22:56,675 --> 00:22:59,878
Your whole life, a
really good life,
624
00:22:59,945 --> 00:23:01,647
just vaporizes.
625
00:23:01,713 --> 00:23:03,883
And for the first
time in your life,
626
00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:05,551
you're just alone.
627
00:23:05,617 --> 00:23:09,221
I never minded being alone.
628
00:23:09,288 --> 00:23:11,758
But then when my
senate race exploded,
629
00:23:11,824 --> 00:23:13,460
I looked around.
630
00:23:13,526 --> 00:23:18,765
I realized that I didn't
have any people in my life.
631
00:23:18,830 --> 00:23:21,299
Only employees.
[chuckles]
632
00:23:21,366 --> 00:23:23,836
And then when I bumped
into you in Chicago,
633
00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:26,806
I can't even say it was
a feeling I had missed.
634
00:23:28,007 --> 00:23:29,509
Because honestly,
635
00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:30,985
I don't know if I'd
ever felt it before.
636
00:23:31,009 --> 00:23:32,511
I've never felt older
637
00:23:32,578 --> 00:23:34,180
than on dates with
younger women.
638
00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:35,615
[laughs] Why?
639
00:23:35,682 --> 00:23:37,616
I mean, seriously,
there's only so many times
640
00:23:37,683 --> 00:23:41,019
that you can say, "Wow," to
a TikTok dance challenge,
641
00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:42,121
you know?
642
00:23:42,188 --> 00:23:43,655
And most people our age
643
00:23:43,722 --> 00:23:45,857
are so terrified
of ending up alone
644
00:23:45,924 --> 00:23:48,426
that they just wanna
lock something down.
645
00:23:48,494 --> 00:23:50,028
So why don't you?
646
00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:52,964
I just got to a place where
my life can surprise me again.
647
00:23:53,031 --> 00:23:55,233
I hate surprises.
648
00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:57,169
Always have.
649
00:23:57,236 --> 00:24:00,807
I like stability.
650
00:24:00,873 --> 00:24:04,644
I just don't feel like I should
have to apologize for that.
651
00:24:04,711 --> 00:24:07,113
No.
652
00:24:07,179 --> 00:24:09,147
Look, in my experience,
653
00:24:09,214 --> 00:24:11,349
when you know what you want,
654
00:24:11,416 --> 00:24:13,318
you don't apologize for it.
655
00:24:13,384 --> 00:24:15,354
Hmm.
656
00:24:15,421 --> 00:24:17,355
You go for it.
657
00:24:17,423 --> 00:24:19,491
Well,
658
00:24:19,558 --> 00:24:22,761
then it's lucky that
we found each other.
659
00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:27,333
Do you know how lucky we are
to have found each other?
660
00:24:27,398 --> 00:24:29,335
Seriously.
661
00:24:29,401 --> 00:24:31,136
You're a unicorn.
662
00:24:31,202 --> 00:24:32,739
Most women, when I tell them
663
00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:35,173
I don't want to get married
again, they get so upset.
664
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:36,542
But you're over it.
665
00:24:36,608 --> 00:24:39,010
No rings, no strings.
666
00:24:40,579 --> 00:24:44,016
Next time, we don't
even have to get dinner.
667
00:24:44,083 --> 00:24:46,519
[laughs] Buddy.
668
00:24:46,586 --> 00:24:49,655
I want dinner, Vince.
669
00:24:49,721 --> 00:24:51,423
Yeah. Good.
670
00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:53,625
Okay, yeah, me too.
671
00:24:53,692 --> 00:24:55,161
I want a relationship.
672
00:24:55,227 --> 00:24:57,864
I don't... I don't want to
be sleeping around forever.
673
00:24:57,930 --> 00:25:00,031
That sounds exhausting.
Okay.
674
00:25:00,098 --> 00:25:01,333
I want a partner.
675
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:02,934
I want to share my
life with someone.
676
00:25:03,001 --> 00:25:05,104
I just don't wanna
move into his house
677
00:25:05,171 --> 00:25:06,471
and become his wife
678
00:25:06,538 --> 00:25:08,240
and have my life
revolve around his.
679
00:25:08,307 --> 00:25:10,308
I mean, why is that so
hard for him to understand?
680
00:25:10,375 --> 00:25:11,678
I'm sorry, who?
681
00:25:11,743 --> 00:25:14,145
My ex who proposed
to me out of nowhere
682
00:25:14,212 --> 00:25:15,548
at someone else's wedding.
683
00:25:15,615 --> 00:25:17,683
And you said no, or...
684
00:25:17,750 --> 00:25:19,151
Why?
685
00:25:19,218 --> 00:25:21,820
Like, it sounds like
that's what you wanted,
686
00:25:21,887 --> 00:25:23,422
so why couldn't you
just get married?
687
00:25:23,489 --> 00:25:25,557
Why couldn't he just
not get married?
688
00:25:25,625 --> 00:25:29,028
Why did he have to throw
everything away over semantics?
689
00:25:29,095 --> 00:25:30,762
Why does he get to
decide it's over
690
00:25:30,829 --> 00:25:32,731
just because he didn't
get what he wanted?
691
00:25:32,798 --> 00:25:34,634
So you're still
in love with him?
692
00:25:34,701 --> 00:25:36,736
Of course I'm still
in love with him!
693
00:25:36,802 --> 00:25:39,572
And I blew it... or
he did or we both did
694
00:25:39,638 --> 00:25:41,941
or it doesn't matter
because it's over,
695
00:25:42,008 --> 00:25:45,044
and he's moved on, and I'm in
Soho at some hot new restaurant
696
00:25:45,111 --> 00:25:48,213
with a dinner buddy
because I'm what?
697
00:25:48,279 --> 00:25:50,182
[inhales sharply]
698
00:25:50,249 --> 00:25:52,684
Undatable? [Cries]
699
00:25:54,519 --> 00:25:56,387
I'm just gonna go use the
700
00:25:56,454 --> 00:25:58,023
yeah.
701
00:25:58,089 --> 00:26:01,292
[somber music]
702
00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:08,467
♪ ♪
703
00:26:14,373 --> 00:26:15,875
[sighs]
704
00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:22,448
♪ Ooh ♪
705
00:26:22,513 --> 00:26:24,983
♪ Ooh ♪
706
00:26:25,050 --> 00:26:28,119
♪ Ooh ♪
707
00:26:28,186 --> 00:26:30,122
♪ ♪
708
00:26:30,189 --> 00:26:32,057
[laughs]
709
00:26:33,392 --> 00:26:36,494
[cell phone buzzing]
710
00:26:37,496 --> 00:26:38,964
Hi, this is Liza.
711
00:26:39,030 --> 00:26:41,968
Hi, Liza, this is Ayanna
Williams returning your call.
712
00:26:42,034 --> 00:26:44,703
I was Quinn Tyler's consultant
in the California primary.
713
00:26:44,770 --> 00:26:46,372
Right. Hi, Ayanna.
714
00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:47,973
I am with her publisher.
715
00:26:48,039 --> 00:26:49,976
I was just calling to
fact-check something
716
00:26:50,041 --> 00:26:53,345
for her new book, but
I think we're all set.
717
00:26:53,412 --> 00:26:54,814
Another book?
718
00:26:54,881 --> 00:26:56,548
At least I don't
have to read it.
719
00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:57,717
What is it about?
720
00:26:57,784 --> 00:26:59,786
Failure.
It's called "The F Word."
721
00:26:59,852 --> 00:27:02,087
That's smart.
It makes her look relatable.
722
00:27:02,153 --> 00:27:04,289
That was always one of
her biggest negatives.
723
00:27:04,355 --> 00:27:05,624
Not the only one though.
724
00:27:07,326 --> 00:27:08,928
What did you do
for her campaign?
725
00:27:08,994 --> 00:27:10,096
Oppo research.
726
00:27:10,162 --> 00:27:11,931
I was supposed to
expose the flaws
727
00:27:11,998 --> 00:27:13,565
in her candidacy so
she could fix that.
728
00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:17,703
What were her
flaws, if I can ask?
729
00:27:17,769 --> 00:27:19,404
People thought she was cold,
730
00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:21,272
a little condescending, elitist.
731
00:27:21,339 --> 00:27:22,974
Mmm.
But the biggest one...
732
00:27:23,041 --> 00:27:27,145
And this is so stupid and
patriarchal I could scream...
733
00:27:27,212 --> 00:27:28,780
Was that she wasn't married.
734
00:27:28,847 --> 00:27:31,450
People couldn't reconcile that.
735
00:27:31,517 --> 00:27:33,051
How was she supposed
to fix that?
736
00:27:33,118 --> 00:27:34,753
I literally told her
737
00:27:34,820 --> 00:27:37,423
to find a guy with kind
eyes and a strong jawline
738
00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:38,891
to stand next her,
739
00:27:38,958 --> 00:27:40,467
and she would jump ten
points in the polls.
740
00:27:40,491 --> 00:27:42,929
15 if the guy had a
normal-looking kid.
741
00:27:42,994 --> 00:27:43,994
Really?
742
00:27:45,564 --> 00:27:48,233
And how did she take that?
743
00:27:48,299 --> 00:27:49,736
Not well,
744
00:27:49,801 --> 00:27:52,038
but she ate it pretty
hard in that senate race.
745
00:27:52,104 --> 00:27:54,740
So if she runs again...
When she runs again;
746
00:27:54,807 --> 00:27:56,583
There are already rumors
she wants to be governor...
747
00:27:56,607 --> 00:27:58,477
I think she'd suck
it up and do it.
748
00:27:59,310 --> 00:28:01,713
Do what?
749
00:28:01,780 --> 00:28:03,750
Recruit a discount Kennedy
750
00:28:03,816 --> 00:28:07,053
to walk her across
the finish line.
751
00:28:07,118 --> 00:28:08,755
♪ Lies, lies ♪
752
00:28:08,820 --> 00:28:10,556
Thanks for getting back to me.
753
00:28:10,622 --> 00:28:11,857
No problem.
754
00:28:11,923 --> 00:28:13,893
♪ They taste like honey ♪
755
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:16,428
♪ Deceive your eyes ♪
756
00:28:16,494 --> 00:28:18,630
♪ Ooh ♪
757
00:28:18,696 --> 00:28:21,366
♪ It's all just fun again ♪
758
00:28:21,432 --> 00:28:23,602
♪ Yay ♪
759
00:28:27,906 --> 00:28:30,276
As someone who's gone
head-to-head with Quinn,
760
00:28:30,342 --> 00:28:32,144
trust me, there's no
winning or losing.
761
00:28:32,211 --> 00:28:33,378
There's just hangovers.
762
00:28:33,444 --> 00:28:35,981
Why does Josh have
all this baby stuff?
763
00:28:36,048 --> 00:28:37,391
You still haven't told
her about your offspring?
764
00:28:37,415 --> 00:28:39,050
It's not like I haven't tried.
765
00:28:39,117 --> 00:28:40,551
I just want what's best for you.
766
00:28:41,653 --> 00:28:43,756
You've got the wrong idea, Liza.
767
00:28:43,823 --> 00:28:45,156
You set me up.
768
00:28:46,192 --> 00:28:48,094
I mean, lucky for us, sex sells.
769
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:49,661
Do you think we
can pull this off?
770
00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:51,130
I have no idea.
771
00:28:51,197 --> 00:28:52,898
If I would've said
something sooner,
772
00:28:52,964 --> 00:28:54,400
would it have made a difference?
773
00:28:59,038 --> 00:29:01,941
[pop music]
774
00:29:02,008 --> 00:29:08,948
♪ ♪
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