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Previously onYoung Sheldon...
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Herschel moved out.
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Oh, Brenda.
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I'm so sorry.
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I think I have a boyfriend. What's his name?
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Marcus Adam Larson.
He's 11 and a half,
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he has blond hair,
his favorite color's green
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and he's learning
how to skateboard.
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How do you know
he's your boyfriend?
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Because this happened.
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Well, I didn't realize
you had documentation.
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I know.
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As long as humans
have been on Earth,
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they've had to contend
with viruses.
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And as long
as I've been on Earth,
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I've come up with fun ways
to avoid them.
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I've heard so much about you.
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Apparently not how I feel
about shaking hands.
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I wear personal
protective equipment...
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You come here
right this instant.
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...and I was social distancing
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before it was cool.
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But in the early '90s,
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a new type of virus
became prevalent.
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One that no amount
of hand-washing could stop.
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A computer virus.
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Oh, no.
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But let's back up
and begin this story
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in a simpler time,
before an insidious infection
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had upended my life.
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Hey, how has Billy
been lately?
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I don't know.
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Aren't you friends?
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We're like "head nod
in the hallway" friends.
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What's that?
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You see someone in the hallway,
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you give 'em one of these.
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Ooh, there's
a computer game
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called Railroad Kingdom.
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Can we get it?
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How much is it?
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$49.95.
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Are you crazy? I'll handle this.
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I am not paying that much
for a game.
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It's not just a game.
It's a cutting-edge simulation
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teaching business skills
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in the golden age of railroads. It doesn't matter.
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But what if I end up
running a railroad one day
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and don't have
the necessary business skills?
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I think I nailed it
with, "Are you crazy?"
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Anyway,
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I just wanted to check in
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and see how
you're holding up.
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Working extra hours,
being a single mother.
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Living the dream.
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Want me to give you
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a hand straightening up?
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Sure. You got a bulldozer?
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Maybe we just need
to get your mind off things.
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Why don't we go out
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this weekend,
have a girls' night?
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Really?
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Mary Cooper's gonna show me
a fun night on the town?
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Yes.
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Where we going...
Bingo at the church?
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Not anymore.
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Why do these games
have to be so expensive?
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At least you have MTV.
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All I have is TV.
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Will you please stop focusing on
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what you don't have
and try to focus on
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what I don't have?
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Look, if you really want it,
I know a guy
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who sells bootleg games
for five bucks.
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But that's like stealing.
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Aren't you gonna buy
the game eventually?
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As soon as I save up
enough money.
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So you're just getting it early.Hmm.
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I suppose an actual
railroad magnate
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would cut some corners.
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Problem solved.
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Look at that... I don't
even have the game
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and I'm already learning
business skills.
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Cool.
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Hey.Hey.
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Do you have any plans Saturday?
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Why? There a Church thing?
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No.I'm free.
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Good, because Brenda's
having a rough time
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and I want to show her some fun.
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Fun?
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You?
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Yes, me.
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Sorry, that came out wrong.
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I know how to have a good time.
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Of course you do.
That came out wrong, too.
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George.
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Where you gonna take her?
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Well, I haven't decided yet,
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but I did find a coupon
to Muriel's Tea Room.
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Ooh, tea room,
that sounds like a blast.
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Boy, I am not good at this.
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Whatever we end up doing,
Billy's gonna be hanging here
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with Sheldon,
so you need to watch them.
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I'm happy to do that.
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That one sounded pretty good.
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The next day, Tam showed up
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with the bootleg copy
ofRailroad Kingdom.
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I wore my mittens
so as not to leave fingerprints,
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in case it was ever
used as evidence against me.
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Also, Tam had pulled it
out of his gym bag. Ugh.
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I knew it was wrong, but listen.
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Hey, can I talk to you?
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What's up?
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Think you could drop me off
at the movies Saturday night?
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I'm seeing Jana.
Can't Mom do it?
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Mom's going out.
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And I kind of want
to go with Marcus.
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Ah. So you're trying
to go on a secret date.
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Kind of. I don't know
how I feel about this.
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Come on, it's just a movie.
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Have you been out
with him before? Never alone.
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How old is this boy? Thirteen.
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Do his parents know about it?
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What are you, Mom now?
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You're my sister.
You and boys is weird.
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Will you take me or not?
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Fine.
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Thank you, thank you, thank you!
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You best not
be hugging him
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like this, or that date's
gonna be over real quick.
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It's nice
you're taking Brenda out.
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I'm glad someone
thinks I can be fun.
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Who said fun?
I said "nice."
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Okay, well, if you're so fun,
where would you go?
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It's not rocket science.
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She just wants to go out to
a bar and have some laughs.
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I can do that.
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You don't sound too sure.
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It's been a while,
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but there's no reason... You want me to come?
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I'll pay for all your drinks.
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You gonna regret that.
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I was so wrapped up in my game
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I didn't even know
where Tam went.
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But I didn't care,
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because I was building
my locomotive empire.
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Little did I know,
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as I was spreading tracks
across North America,
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a computer virus was spreading
itself across my hard drive.
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Next stop: Infection City.
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I'm leaving soon.
How do I look?
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Good, actually.
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Well, you don't
have to sound surprised.
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Well, it's nice you want
to look good for Brenda Sparks.
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What are you looking for?
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Deck of cards.
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Why? You gonna
play with the kids?
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Of course not. I-I invited
the guys over for poker.
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You're supposed
to be babysitting.
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They don't want me around.
They're gonna be watching TV.
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But do you really
need to be gambling?
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I thought you were
trying to be fun tonight.
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I am.
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Well, this seems
like a good place to start.
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You have a nice time
with your friends. Thank you.
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But so help me,
if the house smells like cigars
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when I get home,
you will not hear the end of it.
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It's your first day being fun.
Y-You keep trying.
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Right now, I'm about to take out
a loan so I can build
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the first railroad line between
the Atlantic and the Pacific.
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Cool.
What do I do?
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You watch me take out a loan
so I can build
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the first railroad line between
the Atlantic and the Pacific.
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Don't you have a game
that two people can play?
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I do, but not one that
lets you take out a loan
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so you can build
the first railroad line
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between the Atlantic
and the Pacific.
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I'll pick Jana up first,
then we'll go get Marcus.
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Okay.
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So what movie we seeing? What do you mean "we"?
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You think I'm letting you go
to the movies alone with him?
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What do you think's
gonna happen?
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Nothing's gonna happen,
'‘cause I'm gonna be there.
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Relax, I'm not
gonna sit with you.
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I'll be in the back.
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But you'll be watching me?
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Depends.
What movie we seeing?
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Beauty and the Beast.
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I'll be watching you.
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So how come it's taken us
so long to hang out?
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Well... my husband
never left me before.
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We can joke about it?
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Good.
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'Cause that's gonna
make this night way easier.
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Here we go.
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Is that three beers I see?
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It's girls' night out and I said
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I was gonna
show you a good time.
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All right, then, party
girl, give us a toast.
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Oh, um, well, uh...
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Bless these beers
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and the bartender
who poured them.
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Seriously?
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I thought it was good.
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I-I'll handle this.
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To friends.
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And to Brenda's crap husband
who made this night possible.
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Mom. It's okay, she said
we could joke about it.
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You have a serving bowl
I can put these in?
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A serving bowl?
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I didn't realize we were
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playing poker with
Martha Stewart.
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I will make
civilized men of y'all
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if it kills me.
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I was just laughing
'cause he's my boss.
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I'll get you a bowl.
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Uh, hey, Billy.
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I thought you were playing
computer games with Sheldon.
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I got bored so I came out here.
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Well, you want me to go get him?
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No, I'm fine by myself.
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Where's my serving bowl?
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Uh, hey, Wayne, this is Billy.
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Hey.
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Hello.
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His mama's the one
Mary took out tonight.
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Oh, right.
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Billy, you just
make yourself comfortable,
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watch whatever you want and
help yourself to the fridge.
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Thank you.
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You can't just
leave this kid by himself.
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Why not?
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His father's gone.
He's lonely.
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Well, what do you
want me to do,
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invite him to play poker?
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Hey, Billy, why don't you
come hang with us?
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What is happening?
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Oh, no.
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Hello, you've reached
the Tandy Tech Support Hotline.
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I need help.
I think I have a virus.
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I was playing this game,
and then suddenly...
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Current wait time is 28 minutes.
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It wasn't bad enough
I had to wait,
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I also had to listen
to rock and roll.
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So...
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how serious is it
with you two?
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Well, we've held hands,
hugged once,
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and we haven't kissed,
but we did share a straw.
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Wow, pretty serious.
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They haven't even
been on a date yet.
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We got pretty serious before
you ever took me on a date.
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Cool it with that.
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Can I ask a relationship
question? Of course.
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Who said "I love you" first?
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Funny you should ask.
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Now, I think he cared more about
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those stupid chickens
than he did me.
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Oh, that's not true.
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He took them when he left.
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00:10:44,380 --> 00:10:46,470
Okay, that's a tough one.
Give me a sec.
262
00:10:46,510 --> 00:10:49,510
Why are we talking about this?
We should be having fun.
263
00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:52,340
Actually, it feels good
to get it off my chest.
264
00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:53,870
Well, let's get into it.
265
00:10:53,910 --> 00:10:55,910
What happened?
266
00:10:55,950 --> 00:10:59,000
If it's another woman, she's a
tramp, and you're way prettier.
267
00:11:00,310 --> 00:11:02,090
No.
Although sometimes
268
00:11:02,130 --> 00:11:04,350
I wish there was.
269
00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:06,490
Then I'd have someone
to be mad at
270
00:11:06,530 --> 00:11:08,660
other than myself.
271
00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:12,410
And here I thought this one
was gonna be the sad sack.
272
00:11:12,450 --> 00:11:13,760
Mom, that is enough.
273
00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:16,930
Oh, there's my little killjoy.
274
00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:25,940
Do you know anything
about poker? No.
275
00:11:25,980 --> 00:11:28,600
That's all right,
neither does this guy.
276
00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:30,820
Good one, boss.
277
00:11:30,860 --> 00:11:32,250
This is fun.
278
00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:34,080
Good. Glad you're here.
279
00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:36,950
My dad never let me
play cards with him.
280
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,650
And then he left.
281
00:11:42,570 --> 00:11:43,790
Sorry, are we
still playing?
282
00:11:43,830 --> 00:11:46,310
'Cause I've got
a really good hand.
283
00:11:46,350 --> 00:11:47,350
Tandy Tech Support.
This is David.
284
00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:48,400
How can I help you?
285
00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:49,920
Hello, I'm having a problem
286
00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:51,750
with my Tandy 1000SL.
287
00:11:51,790 --> 00:11:52,660
What's going on?
288
00:11:52,710 --> 00:11:54,400
I think I have a computer virus.
289
00:11:54,450 --> 00:11:56,620
Well, let's not jump there yet.
290
00:11:56,670 --> 00:11:58,800
Could be lots of things.
What did you see?
291
00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:00,760
Pixels started disappearing,
and then
292
00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:02,760
a message read: "Disk
Destroyer... your hard drive"
293
00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:05,720
is now corrupted."Yeah, that's a virus.
294
00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:07,030
Oh, dear.
295
00:12:07,070 --> 00:12:08,810
Have you used any
unlicensed software lately?
296
00:12:08,850 --> 00:12:11,770
Um... I'm not sure
I should answer that
297
00:12:11,810 --> 00:12:13,550
without consulting
an attorney first.
298
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:16,560
Hey, hey, I get it.
I play a lot of games,
299
00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:19,470
not always officially purchased.
300
00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:20,740
I'm just here to help
301
00:12:20,780 --> 00:12:22,560
get your computer
up and running.
302
00:12:22,610 --> 00:12:24,300
Thank you for
understanding, David.
303
00:12:24,350 --> 00:12:27,220
I'm not usually a rule-breaker,
but it was Railroad Kingdom
304
00:12:27,260 --> 00:12:29,180
and I really wanted it
because I love trains.
305
00:12:29,220 --> 00:12:30,660
And it was $49.95.
306
00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:31,920
My mom said
it was too expensive.
307
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,440
And I was
going to buy it eventually,
308
00:12:33,490 --> 00:12:34,840
and Tam said that
was good enough,
309
00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:36,490
so I got a bootleg copy,
and now I have a virus,
310
00:12:36,530 --> 00:12:38,450
which I very much deserve.
311
00:12:39,230 --> 00:12:41,100
I'm sorry, who's Tam?
312
00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:45,800
So no one's gonna say anything
for the rest of the night?
313
00:12:45,850 --> 00:12:48,280
Wouldn't be the first time
no one's said anything
314
00:12:48,330 --> 00:12:50,030
when the subject of love
came up.
315
00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:52,810
I said something. That doesn't count.
316
00:12:52,850 --> 00:12:55,070
Missy, if you said
"I love you" to Marcus,
317
00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:58,160
and he said "samesies,"
would you be okay with that? Well...
318
00:12:58,210 --> 00:12:59,820
And before you answer,
remember who agreed
319
00:12:59,860 --> 00:13:01,120
to take you on a secret date.
320
00:13:01,170 --> 00:13:02,780
Don't ask her, she's a kid.
321
00:13:02,820 --> 00:13:05,000
She held hands
and shared a straw!
322
00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:07,350
You ready to start
dating again?
323
00:13:07,390 --> 00:13:08,870
I think I need some time.
324
00:13:08,910 --> 00:13:12,350
Well, if you change your mind,
there's a gentleman
325
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:13,610
over here at the bar
who would like us
326
00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:16,180
to see his butt crack.
327
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:20,930
So, then, was there no big
blowup when he left?
328
00:13:20,970 --> 00:13:22,100
Not really.
329
00:13:22,140 --> 00:13:24,620
Well, what happened?
330
00:13:24,670 --> 00:13:28,890
Let's see...
We used to be happy.
331
00:13:28,930 --> 00:13:31,280
Little by little, we weren't.
332
00:13:31,330 --> 00:13:32,460
Then there was bickering,
333
00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:36,680
then there was silence,
and then...
334
00:13:38,420 --> 00:13:39,860
...it was over.
335
00:13:43,430 --> 00:13:44,380
I mean...
336
00:13:44,430 --> 00:13:47,430
all couples bicker, right?
337
00:13:47,470 --> 00:13:50,000
You worried about
you and George?
338
00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:53,570
Of course.
339
00:13:53,610 --> 00:13:55,310
I'm sure you guys will be fine.
340
00:13:56,570 --> 00:13:59,050
And if it doesn'’t work out,
I'd be happy to introduce you
341
00:13:59,090 --> 00:14:01,620
to Butt Crack Bob over here.
342
00:14:08,020 --> 00:14:10,240
Well, I know it's rough,
but my old man left
343
00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:11,890
when I was around
your age. What are you,
344
00:14:11,930 --> 00:14:13,280
about 16, 17?
345
00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:14,810
I'm 12.
346
00:14:14,850 --> 00:14:16,680
Damn.
347
00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:18,330
You know, maybe he doesn't
want to talk about this.
348
00:14:18,370 --> 00:14:21,860
Sometimes it's good
to get stuff off your chest.
349
00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:23,470
My man's been
through a lot.
350
00:14:23,510 --> 00:14:26,160
And we're here for you. Thank you.
351
00:14:27,250 --> 00:14:28,250
I'm gonna raise.
352
00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:29,690
On the bright side,
353
00:14:29,730 --> 00:14:31,170
you could look after
your mom now.
354
00:14:31,210 --> 00:14:32,340
That's what I did.
355
00:14:32,390 --> 00:14:34,260
Made a man out of me.
356
00:14:34,300 --> 00:14:38,610
You know, Billy, sometimes
these things are for the best.
357
00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:40,270
Why would you say that?
358
00:14:40,310 --> 00:14:44,010
My parents had a bad marriage.
359
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:45,440
Honestly, it...
360
00:14:45,490 --> 00:14:47,930
it was hard to be around.
361
00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:54,850
Full boat, read 'em and weep.
Come to papa.
362
00:14:56,060 --> 00:14:57,280
Sorry.
363
00:14:58,150 --> 00:15:00,370
Should we just
forget it and go home?
364
00:15:00,420 --> 00:15:01,460
Fine by me.
365
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,160
Does the backseat get a vote?
366
00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:04,330
You put me on the spot.
367
00:15:04,380 --> 00:15:05,810
I never said that
to anyone before.
368
00:15:05,860 --> 00:15:08,900
Me neither,
and it didn't go well.
369
00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:10,510
Samesies.
370
00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:12,380
I'm sorry.
371
00:15:12,430 --> 00:15:14,470
I'm not even sure what
it's supposed to feel like.
372
00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:17,560
Well, if you felt it,
you'd know.
373
00:15:19,220 --> 00:15:20,610
I know that I like you.
374
00:15:20,650 --> 00:15:22,660
A lot.
375
00:15:23,660 --> 00:15:24,920
More than anybody else.
376
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:25,960
Aw.
377
00:15:28,140 --> 00:15:29,100
Really?
378
00:15:29,140 --> 00:15:31,140
Yeah.
379
00:15:33,970 --> 00:15:35,410
By the way,
when Marcus is in the car,
380
00:15:35,450 --> 00:15:38,060
you can't be this lame.
381
00:15:38,110 --> 00:15:40,590
Okay, so what we're gonna
need to do is
382
00:15:40,630 --> 00:15:43,850
wipe your hard drive clean and
reinstall the operating system.
383
00:15:43,890 --> 00:15:45,550
What about all my files?
384
00:15:45,590 --> 00:15:46,940
Do you have everything
backed up?
385
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:48,680
I back up my files
every Thursday night.
386
00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:50,420
I call it Backup Thursdays.
387
00:15:50,470 --> 00:15:52,900
It's not the catchiest,
but it sums up the situation.
388
00:15:52,950 --> 00:15:54,730
Perfect.
After we wipe your drive,
389
00:15:54,770 --> 00:15:55,950
you can restore it,
and you'll be
390
00:15:55,990 --> 00:15:57,950
good as new. Thank you so much.
391
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,350
No problem. So, start
by turning the computer off
392
00:16:01,390 --> 00:16:02,830
and inserting the DOS disk.
393
00:16:02,870 --> 00:16:05,700
Wait, what if I used
the backup disk
394
00:16:05,740 --> 00:16:08,010
after the virus
was already on the computer?
395
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:11,840
Oh. Uh, then I'm afraid
it's corrupted, too.
396
00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:14,660
But how do I get my files?
397
00:16:15,450 --> 00:16:16,710
You don't.
398
00:16:16,750 --> 00:16:19,150
But I have all my old papers
on there,
399
00:16:19,190 --> 00:16:20,240
my parents' taxes.
400
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:22,800
I'm sorry.
401
00:16:26,850 --> 00:16:29,590
You ever play football? No, sir.
402
00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:32,600
Think about it. I will forge
a birth certificate tomorrow.
403
00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:35,550
Dad, something terrible
happened. What's the matter?
404
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:37,730
I lost all the files
on my computer.
405
00:16:37,770 --> 00:16:39,860
Oh, well, I'm sure
you can get 'em back.
406
00:16:39,910 --> 00:16:41,560
I can't, and It's all my fault.
407
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:42,910
All right, calm down.
408
00:16:42,950 --> 00:16:44,820
I can't calm down.
This is a disaster.
409
00:16:44,870 --> 00:16:46,740
It'll be okay, Sheldon.
410
00:16:46,780 --> 00:16:48,920
You don'’t understand.
They're gone.
411
00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:50,350
And they're gone forever.
412
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,220
And no matter what I do,
they're never coming back,
413
00:16:52,270 --> 00:16:54,360
so it won't be okay.
414
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:56,840
I wish I could tell you
415
00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:59,060
I realized the cruel irony
416
00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:00,410
of what I had
just said to Billy,
417
00:17:00,450 --> 00:17:01,970
and apologized.
418
00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:06,280
But I didn't.
419
00:17:13,290 --> 00:17:14,720
Like a virus,
420
00:17:14,770 --> 00:17:16,290
heartbreak can also spread.
421
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:24,040
Once it does,
it's hard to contain.
422
00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:32,220
In some cases you can try
to reboot and start over.
423
00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:40,660
But it makes you appreciate
those early days,
424
00:17:40,710 --> 00:17:44,280
when your hard drive
was clean...
425
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:50,190
...and the world
was full of possibility.
426
00:17:57,640 --> 00:18:04,380
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