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♪ I've gotta go
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♪ And find another direction
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♪ I've gotta go
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♪ I wanna get your attention
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♪ I am so sorry
that it went this way
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♪ I just can't hold on
anymore
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♪ The feeling's gone
I must move on
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♪ There's nothing left
worth fighting for
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♪ I can't love you
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♪ Anymore
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♪ Anymore
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♪ Go
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♪ Find what
you're looking for
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♪ Go
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♪ You romanced me
that's for sure
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♪ I've gotta go
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♪ Find another direction
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♪ I've gotta go
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♪ I wanna get your attention
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♪ For once
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♪ I've never been
in love before
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♪ But this is where
it has to end
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♪ I just can't love you
anymore
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♪ Don't even want you
as a friend
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♪ I can't love you
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♪ Anymore
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♪ Anymore
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♪ Go
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♪ Find what
you're looking for
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♪ Go
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♪ You romanced me
that's for sure
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♪ I've gotta go
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♪ Find another direction
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♪ I've gotta go
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♪ I wanna get your attention
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♪ For once
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♪ It all started
in another dimension
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♪ You may have took my rep
You didn't take my dedication
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♪ They say
that love is blind
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♪ They say
that love is blind
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-Hey, Maggie.
-Hey, Ryan.
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♪ They say
that love is blind
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♪ I've never been
the leaving kind
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-Hey, what'd you
do last night?
-You know, the usual...
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Had the driver
take me shopping,
hit up a couple of clubs.
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Then after that, I wound up
at some after-hours
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talking fashion
with the Beastie Boys. You?
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I picked up Ashley Grant
in the Ferrari,
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-had dinner at one
of my restaurants.
-Mmm-hmm.
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Reluctantly made
an appearance at some
V.I.P. awards show party.
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-You know, same old thing.
-(CHUCKLING) Right.
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Watched TV
and made a mix tape.
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-Played the accordion.
-(LAUGHS)
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♪ I've gotta go
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♪ I wanna get your attention
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♪ For once
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-♪ I've gotta go
-♪ I can't love you
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-♪ Find another direction
-♪ Anymore
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♪ Anymore
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-♪ I've gotta go
-♪ I can't love you
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-♪ I wanna get your attention
-♪ Anymore
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♪ Anymore
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-♪ I've gotta go
-♪ I can't love you
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♪ Anymore ♪
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Thanks, Dad.
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MAGGIE: So, Ryan,
I'm only saying this
because we're friends,
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-but you need to get over
this Ashley Grant thing.
-Because?
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Because you've been
into her forever,
and it's just not healthy.
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-You're like obsessed
or something.
-(LAUGHS) so?
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So, Ryan, every guy
in school likes her.
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You'd get crushed.
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Hmm. Here comes
the steamroller now.
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GIRL: Hi, Ashley.
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-Whoa.
-Oh, hi!
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Yo, baby. Yeah.
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-Hey, Ashley.
-Yeah.
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-GIRL: There she is.
-(GIRLS LAUGHING)
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GIRL: Hey, Ashley.
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Whoa! (GROANS)
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GIRL: Did you see that?
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-Are you okay?
-(GROANS)
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SKATEBOARDER:
Ashley Grant wants me.
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Hey.
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-Hey, Floyd.
-You know what?
I'm gonna miss this place.
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I'm gonna miss this place.
The games, the parties,
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all these lovely women
diggin' me.
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All but one of them.
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CHRIS: Maggie Carter.
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Breaks my heart.
But I still got four weeks.
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HARRIS: Come on, man.
How many times
you gonna ask her out?
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STU: And be completely
shut down?
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Yeah, but this time
I got a plan.
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Oh! Sorry about...
Your mouth.
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(LAUGHS) Well,
that's the first complaint
I've had about it so far.
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-(GROANS)
-FLOYD:
"Sorry about your mouth."
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What the hell
is wrong with me?
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You suck with women,
especially fine ones
like Ashley Grant.
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-Way to go, champ.
-Thanks.
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(CHUCKLES)
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MAGGIE: Relax, Ryan.
It could be worse.
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Oh, really?
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Ah, speaking of,
your mom's on stage
in her nurse's outfit.
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-Hi.
-Hi, Mrs. Woodman.
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(MICROPHONE FEEDBACK)
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MRS. WOODMAN:
Attention, everyone.
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Could you please
take your seats?
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Everybody find your seats.
Quickly, please.
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We have a very exciting
lecture today,
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-and I'm sure you won't
want to miss it.
-Watch this.
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You're gonna get dissed.
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-Excuse me. Excuse me.
-Excuse me.
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Oh, gotta pay the toll.
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You want me to kick you
in the face?
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That depends.
Would you be naked?
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(PALS CHUCKLING)
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School's almost out,
and you're still saying
no to me, Carter.
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Say it isn't so.
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Really, man. The master
has lost his touch.
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Hello, everyone.
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I'm Katie Woodman,
school nurse,
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and since summer's
approaching,
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I thought I'd talk to you
a little bit about safe sex.
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(STUDENTS MURMURING)
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As you know, the safest route
is abstinence.
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(STUDENTS BOOING)
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But if you're going
to be sexually active,
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there's a few things
that you need to know.
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Okay?
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MRS. WOODMAN: Where is it?
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All right.
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-FLOYD: Speaking of "wood",
man. Yeah!
-(STUDENTS CHEERING)
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-That from mommy's
personal collection?
-Shut up.
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MRS. WOODMAN:
For those of you who may
not know, this is the penis.
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Okay, um, this is the male
sexual organ...
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Come to my house
after school.
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You want to?
I'm having some friends over.
It will be fun.
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MRS. WOODMAN:
The penis also carries
urinary responsibility...
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I can't. I got plans.
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MRS. WOODMAN:
...and that means that this
goes hand in hand with...
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The latex condom.
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-(CHEERING)
-Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
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(LAUGHING)
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Oh, man.
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MRS. WOODMAN:
To be effective, it needs to
be pulled down all the way.
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RYAN: God, that was like
a bad dream.
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Well, every man needs a dream,
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and mine is to become
the next Virgil Doolittle.
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You know what
he got expelled for?
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-Yeah, he stole
Gilmore's neck.
-That's right.
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Cooper Gilmore has no neck
all because of
Virgil Doolittle.
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-He got arrested.
-And was charged
with mayhem.
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Mayhem!
How cool is that?
The man's a legend.
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-The man went to prison,
Floyd.
-Allegedly.
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And besides, who cares?
It's been 21 years,
and Doolittle lives on.
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You know, a recent survey
showed that most women
do prefer a man of danger.
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-What's up, Cosmo?
-How's it going? Cool.
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(PLAYING ACCORDIAN)
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(CONTINUES PLAYING ACCORDIAN)
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(STOPS PLAYING ACCORDIAN)
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-Hey. What's up?
-(SIGHS)
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Do you think accordion
players have groupies?
I mean, really good ones.
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Why do you ask?
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It's three weeks to prom.
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Oh, that's right.
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I don't know, I think
it might be nice to go.
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You know, and, I figured,
who better to go with than
my lifelong neighbor,
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best buddy
and partner in crime?
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-No prospects, huh?
-Have you seen me
with any lately?
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(LAUGHS)
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-You gonna make me beg?
-Yeah, maybe a little.
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Oh, well, guess you'll have
to go stag with Floyd
and the boys.
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-No, you got yourself a date.
-Thanks, Ryan.
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I should be thanking you.
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Good night.
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-Good night.
-(PLAYS LULLABY)
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COACH: One out now.
Here we go!
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I hear you're going to prom
with Maggie. Are you?
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-(BALL HITS BACKSTOP)
-(GASPS)
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-Where'd you hear that?
-COACH: Stand up there,
Betty Boop.
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It's all over school.
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(GASPS)
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Maggie told me.
You excited?
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COACH: Woodman my ass.
You got no lumber.
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You're stickless.
You got no stick.
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-Floyd, it's Maggie.
-Maggie's fine.
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Dig in now here.
Closer.
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Look, I know everything
there is to know about Maggie.
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-COACH: Closer.
-It would be like
kissing my sister.
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Which isn't a terrible thing
in some parts of the world.
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-Walk it off.
-(RYAN COLLAPSES)
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Hey.
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How many fingers?
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-Eleventy-seven?
-Close enough.
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COACH: Serrin, come on,
you're next. Let's go.
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-Are you okay?
-Yeah. (GROANS)
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-The coach hit you.
-Asshole.
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-SERRIN: Ow!
-Let's get out of here.
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COACH: Walk it off.
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FLOYD: I got a surprise
for you, buddy.
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-Where the hell we going?
-Right on time
for the floor show.
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-Can we come in?
-It's 20 bucks.
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-You said $10.
-In five seconds,
it goes up to $30.
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(SIGHS) God!
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Come on, let's go.
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-For one.
-What?
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-What?
-Go! You owe me!
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I want instant recall!
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Rent-a-cop!
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-Excuse me, sir.
-Come on, let's move.
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Sir, I don't know
where we're going.
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It should be empty now.
You got two minutes.
You go right into the cage.
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You get busted,
you do not know me.
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Go on in. You don't have
all day. Move.
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Go!
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(SHOWERS RUNNING)
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(DOOR LOCKS)
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(GIRLS CHATTING)
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(GASPS)
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(SIGHS)
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GIRL: Can I borrow your brush?
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-GIRL: Yeah. Here it is.
-GIRL 2: Oh, great, thanks.
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(SIGHS)
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(DOOR OPENS)
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P.E. TEACHER: Five minutes!
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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Did you get
a good look?
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Hey, hold up.
Wish I could, my brother,
but, uh...
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You know how it is, right?
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Maybe we can
hang out sometime,
troll for some skank or...
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-Skank for some troll
or something?
-What?
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What's up
with Maggie Carter?
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Hey, yeah, man, what's up
with that little sassy?
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Why do you ask?
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-Maybe I'm interested.
-In Maggie Carter?
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Trust me, I've
known her my whole life.
She's not your type.
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Well, actually,
Grant's not yours either,
but I could hook you up.
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Homestyle's got the hookup.
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Who says
I'm into Ashley Grant?
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Oh, come on.
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I've seen you checking
her out all year.
242
00:14:59,375 --> 00:15:00,750
Just thought
I could help you out.
243
00:15:00,875 --> 00:15:02,208
All right, what's the catch?
244
00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:04,208
Why does there
got to be a catch?
245
00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:07,083
Well, I don't know. Maybe
because you haven't said
dick to me in four years,
246
00:15:07,166 --> 00:15:08,583
and suddenly you're
trying to help me out.
247
00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:11,834
You're right.
I don't know you.
You don't know me.
248
00:15:12,542 --> 00:15:16,375
But prom's coming up.
I'm into Maggie,
you're into Ashley.
249
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,041
She ever mention me?
250
00:15:18,625 --> 00:15:19,625
No.
251
00:15:19,750 --> 00:15:20,750
Bitch.
252
00:15:20,834 --> 00:15:23,083
So what makes you think
I have a chance in hell
with her then?
253
00:15:23,166 --> 00:15:26,917
You don't,
but Ashley's my cousin,
and I can help you.
254
00:15:27,583 --> 00:15:30,000
-Same goes for me
with Maggie.
-I don't know.
255
00:15:30,458 --> 00:15:33,625
Why Maggie?
You could date any girl
in this school.
256
00:15:33,834 --> 00:15:36,458
But Maggie's special.
I can tell.
257
00:15:36,875 --> 00:15:41,708
What do you say?
You be me, and I'll be you.
258
00:15:43,417 --> 00:15:45,375
ASHLEY: Chris.
259
00:15:46,917 --> 00:15:48,750
I need to talk to you.
260
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,208
Deal.
261
00:15:52,291 --> 00:15:53,417
Deal.
262
00:15:53,834 --> 00:15:55,291
Do you know
what this means?
263
00:15:55,417 --> 00:15:58,625
I mean, you're validating
our entire species here.
264
00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:01,583
I'm serious.
This is like Lyle Lovett
and Julia Roberts.
265
00:16:01,708 --> 00:16:04,041
-Floyd...
-Quasimodo and
the Notre Dame chick.
266
00:16:04,125 --> 00:16:05,667
-Tommy Lee and...
-Everybody.
267
00:16:05,750 --> 00:16:07,750
Yeah! Of course,
he's somewhat gifted.
268
00:16:07,875 --> 00:16:10,583
Studies show that 84%
of all women polled,
269
00:16:10,667 --> 00:16:12,250
prefer technique
to physical size.
270
00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:14,750
Don't tell me you can't
grasp the greatness of this.
271
00:16:14,834 --> 00:16:16,291
You compared me
to the hunchback.
272
00:16:16,417 --> 00:16:18,667
Next to Ashley Grant,
you kind of are.
273
00:16:18,750 --> 00:16:20,500
I'd like to hunch her back!
274
00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:22,834
CHRIS:
Ashley's gonna love this.
275
00:16:23,041 --> 00:16:24,959
-RYAN: I can't send her that.
-(HITS ENTER KEY)
276
00:16:25,083 --> 00:16:27,417
-You just did.
-No. She's gonna hate me, man.
277
00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:30,417
-Hey, exactly.
-I sent Maggie poetry
from you.
278
00:16:30,583 --> 00:16:34,250
Listen, every guy in school
wants to say something nice
to Ashley Grant.
279
00:16:34,333 --> 00:16:37,583
Big deal.
You gotta stand out,
be different.
280
00:16:38,375 --> 00:16:41,333
-Yeah, but,
"your hair looks butch?"
-Yeah.
281
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:42,667
Look, it will work.
282
00:16:42,917 --> 00:16:44,917
Hey, Ryan,
your mom's heading this way.
283
00:16:46,041 --> 00:16:48,708
Cosmo, get your hand
off the frickin' dick.
284
00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:51,583
Don't worry, man.
GIRL: Hey, Chris.
285
00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:52,959
-Hey, girls.
-Who are your friends?
286
00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:54,417
Uh, you know Brian?
287
00:16:54,708 --> 00:16:57,458
-Uh, that's Ryan.
-Yeah, I think so.
288
00:16:57,583 --> 00:17:00,125
-You're new, right?
-No, I've been around.
289
00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:03,083
Oh, right.
Yeah, I've seen you.
290
00:17:03,250 --> 00:17:04,542
-COSMO: Whoa!
-(YELLING)
291
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,041
(GIRL SCREAMS)
292
00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:08,959
-Where you been, C-man?
-With Brian.
293
00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:11,083
That's Ryan. That's me.
294
00:17:11,208 --> 00:17:13,083
-Do you know about the party?
-CHRIS: That's right.
295
00:17:13,208 --> 00:17:15,583
Ashley Grant's, 9:00.
Be there.
296
00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:18,083
-Stop it. Bye, Brian.
-Bye. Bye.
297
00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:19,834
-Bye, Brian.
-Bye, Brian.
298
00:17:19,917 --> 00:17:21,125
Bye, Brian.
299
00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:23,542
Hey, bring someone, huh?
300
00:17:24,458 --> 00:17:26,083
Hey, good hanging
with you guys.
301
00:17:26,834 --> 00:17:29,583
-CHRIS: Hey, wait up.
-Good going, Brian.
302
00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:32,166
-I gotta go find Maggie.
-Sweet!
303
00:17:32,250 --> 00:17:33,875
We got ourselves an occasion.
304
00:17:35,083 --> 00:17:37,458
(SIGHS)
The things I do for you.
305
00:17:38,834 --> 00:17:41,333
You realize we're gonna be
the biggest idiots in there.
306
00:17:41,792 --> 00:17:44,417
FLOYD:
We're here! Thanks, Dad!
307
00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:45,583
DAD: See you, Floyd!
308
00:17:45,667 --> 00:17:47,250
-No, we won't.
-(SHRIEKING)
309
00:17:48,291 --> 00:17:51,250
Excuse my tardiness.
I had to kill a man.
310
00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:54,000
Cosmo, what the hell
are you wearing?
311
00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:56,208
Floyd said to dress up.
312
00:17:58,792 --> 00:18:00,000
(SCOFFS)
313
00:18:01,417 --> 00:18:03,792
-I look good, right?
-Yeah.
314
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,083
(LAUGHING)
315
00:18:05,208 --> 00:18:06,166
(WHOOPING)
316
00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:07,250
Yeah!
317
00:18:08,417 --> 00:18:11,250
-Hey, Uncle Floyd's
in the house!
-Whoo-hoo!
318
00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:14,792
FLOYD: We're in.
319
00:18:15,792 --> 00:18:17,834
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
320
00:18:23,917 --> 00:18:25,458
Smells like teen spirit, huh?
321
00:18:26,083 --> 00:18:27,291
Drinks! (WHOOPS)
322
00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:30,083
COSMO: Yeah, yeah.
323
00:18:31,583 --> 00:18:32,959
MAGGIE: Is this what
you had in mind?
324
00:18:33,625 --> 00:18:35,083
Yes. (LAUGHS)
325
00:18:39,750 --> 00:18:42,834
Darn. That's what
I was gonna wear.
326
00:19:08,083 --> 00:19:09,750
(ALL CHATTERING)
327
00:19:25,041 --> 00:19:26,000
Care to dance?
328
00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:27,625
(MUFFLED RESPONSE)
329
00:19:36,125 --> 00:19:37,500
Go ahead.
330
00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:39,667
That's okay.
331
00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:41,583
Why not?
332
00:19:42,542 --> 00:19:44,208
He's gotta take a shit.
333
00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:46,417
(FLOYD LAUGHING)
334
00:19:47,083 --> 00:19:50,083
Ashley, you see Ashley,
I have... Ashley,
I don't know...
335
00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:51,375
Do you know what?
336
00:20:06,417 --> 00:20:08,208
What's he all dressed up for?
337
00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:10,250
Uh, his mom died.
338
00:20:13,375 --> 00:20:14,417
Earlier today.
339
00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:19,375
Ladies, sit tight.
340
00:20:22,375 --> 00:20:23,542
(WHOOPING)
341
00:20:23,834 --> 00:20:25,125
Oh, yeah!
342
00:20:26,208 --> 00:20:27,917
(FLOYD WHOOPING)
343
00:20:32,792 --> 00:20:34,542
GIRL: So she says,
"True or False?"
344
00:20:34,625 --> 00:20:36,917
And I said, "Hello,
news flash.
345
00:20:37,083 --> 00:20:39,083
"If you have to ask, false."
346
00:20:39,208 --> 00:20:41,417
-She's such a liar.
-(GASPS) So the liar.
347
00:20:41,542 --> 00:20:44,000
GIRL: And then she said,
"I can't believe
you're acting like this."
348
00:20:44,083 --> 00:20:46,667
And I said, "I can't believe
you're dressing like this."
349
00:20:48,041 --> 00:20:49,917
-Marnie, is that my dress?
-No.
350
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:52,667
She knows you're here,
she wants to talk.
351
00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:55,500
It's all good.
I'm on this.
352
00:20:56,250 --> 00:20:58,750
MARNIE: Sloane got drunk and
made out with that hairy guy.
353
00:20:58,875 --> 00:21:00,166
SLOANE: You're lying!
354
00:21:00,834 --> 00:21:02,792
MARNIE: You know you made
out with him.
355
00:21:03,083 --> 00:21:05,250
Oh, okay, whatever,
Marnie, all right.
356
00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:08,083
Ashley? Hi.
357
00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:13,834
-Did you get my e-mail?
-(GASPS) oh, my god,
was that you?
358
00:21:14,250 --> 00:21:15,667
-Yeah.
-(GASPS)
359
00:21:16,166 --> 00:21:18,375
(GASPS) Oh.
360
00:21:21,917 --> 00:21:23,625
-Hey.
-Hey.
361
00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:25,708
Did you get my words?
362
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,083
Poetry.
363
00:21:28,458 --> 00:21:30,542
-I didn't know you
had it in you.
-A little surprise.
364
00:21:30,625 --> 00:21:31,708
You liked it, huh?
365
00:21:31,792 --> 00:21:35,208
-I mean...
-Pretty freaky stuff.
Get you hot?
366
00:21:40,417 --> 00:21:41,583
What?
367
00:21:42,083 --> 00:21:44,583
-Oh, man,
that was whack.
-Jesus.
368
00:21:44,834 --> 00:21:46,208
Hey, Chris.
369
00:21:48,417 --> 00:21:49,792
Thanks for your help.
370
00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:53,083
Yeah, like Carter
really liked your crap.
You see what just happened?
371
00:21:53,208 --> 00:21:56,542
-People saw that.
-Well, damn, man,
you're too cocky.
372
00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:58,417
-What?
-I saw you groping her.
373
00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:01,250
Look, it doesn't matter
what I write, Maggie's
not gonna go for that.
374
00:22:01,375 --> 00:22:03,750
She volunteers
at a nursing home,
for god's sake.
375
00:22:03,834 --> 00:22:06,583
-Ew, why?
-You see, that's what
I'm talking about.
376
00:22:06,834 --> 00:22:09,625
Well, Grant isn't exactly all
hot for you either, okay?
377
00:22:09,750 --> 00:22:13,458
Oh, see, that's great.
You know the idea was
"Ryan impresses Ashley,"
378
00:22:13,583 --> 00:22:15,250
not "Ryan depresses Ashley."
379
00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:17,250
FLOYD: "Ryan gets pickle
in Ashley,"
380
00:22:17,333 --> 00:22:19,125
not "Ashley
gets Ryan in pickle."
381
00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:26,041
Look, man,
chicks dig assholes. Okay?
382
00:22:26,125 --> 00:22:29,458
I mean, check out
Stu and Harris.
383
00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:33,375
-(FIRECRACKERS EXPLODING)
-(GIRLS SCREAMING)
384
00:22:33,458 --> 00:22:35,250
They're both gonna
get laid tonight.
385
00:22:35,542 --> 00:22:37,583
-(FIRECRACKERS CONTINUE)
-(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
386
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,166
Come on, I'll show you.
Let's find Ashley.
387
00:22:41,542 --> 00:22:43,917
(BICKERING)
388
00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:47,250
Remember in grade school
when you always picked on
the girl you liked?
389
00:22:47,834 --> 00:22:49,291
It's kind of like that.
390
00:22:49,583 --> 00:22:51,583
Some girls are just insecure.
391
00:22:52,250 --> 00:22:54,417
You're saying Ashley Grant
is insecure?
392
00:22:54,583 --> 00:22:57,417
Oh, she's the head
cheerleader of insecurity.
393
00:22:57,708 --> 00:22:59,917
And if I treat her bad,
she'll go for it?
394
00:23:00,250 --> 00:23:01,583
Absolutely.
395
00:23:02,125 --> 00:23:04,417
Come on, that doesn't
make any sense.
396
00:23:04,875 --> 00:23:06,667
You've dated how many
of these girls?
397
00:23:08,708 --> 00:23:10,375
That's what I thought.
398
00:23:10,542 --> 00:23:11,959
Now check out Grant.
399
00:23:12,375 --> 00:23:13,834
-GUY: Ashley.
-Hi.
400
00:23:13,917 --> 00:23:17,000
Simple question.
Do you want her or not?
401
00:23:17,250 --> 00:23:18,959
-Well, yeah, but...
-Okay.
402
00:23:19,083 --> 00:23:20,417
(SCREAMS)
403
00:23:21,959 --> 00:23:23,875
There you go.
Now you're in the game.
404
00:23:25,750 --> 00:23:27,667
(GASPS) you asshole!
405
00:23:28,250 --> 00:23:29,458
(GUY CHUCKLING)
406
00:23:30,542 --> 00:23:31,542
(GASPS)
407
00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:35,125
Whoo!
I got something for you!
408
00:23:35,625 --> 00:23:37,917
-(LAUGHING)
-(SCREAMING)
409
00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:41,708
-(FIRECRACKERS EXPLODING)
-(GIRLS SCREAMING)
410
00:23:42,708 --> 00:23:44,625
Oh, forget it.
I'm out of here.
411
00:23:44,875 --> 00:23:46,583
-(SCREAMING)
-(FIRECRACKER EXPLODES)
412
00:23:47,917 --> 00:23:51,750
How could you have done this?
This was cashmere!
413
00:23:51,875 --> 00:23:53,125
How could you do that?
414
00:23:53,375 --> 00:23:55,417
-Because I'm an asshole?
-(SNARLNG)
415
00:23:56,625 --> 00:23:58,083
Move, jerk!
416
00:23:58,250 --> 00:23:59,250
Asshole!
417
00:23:59,458 --> 00:24:02,166
What are you doing, man?
Those chicks were digging us!
418
00:24:04,875 --> 00:24:06,708
-Him. Yeah, that loser.
-Him.
419
00:24:07,041 --> 00:24:09,542
-Kick his ass.
-Want to see the rest
of the house?
420
00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:23,834
This isn't working.
421
00:24:24,166 --> 00:24:25,542
Sure, it is.
422
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:30,083
Grant asked me 20 times
if I thought the e-mail guy
was right about her hair.
423
00:24:32,792 --> 00:24:36,208
Look, even if everything you
said is true, I don't want to
be mean to her.
424
00:24:36,291 --> 00:24:39,000
Right, seeing as how
she's so sweet to you.
425
00:24:39,583 --> 00:24:42,708
Listen, you know what Ashley
said to me today?
426
00:24:43,333 --> 00:24:45,583
She's looking
for something special.
427
00:24:45,959 --> 00:24:48,667
And I can get you there.
You can be that guy for her.
428
00:24:48,792 --> 00:24:51,250
You just have to help me
be that guy for Maggie.
429
00:25:05,250 --> 00:25:06,542
(DOOR OPENING)
430
00:25:07,417 --> 00:25:09,750
(SIGHS) I thought
I was being abducted.
431
00:25:10,083 --> 00:25:11,458
Hey, how come you
bagged on the party?
432
00:25:11,583 --> 00:25:14,542
Well, you know, I had better
things to do. Like sleep.
433
00:25:14,667 --> 00:25:16,333
-You should try it.
-(LAUGHS)
434
00:25:17,542 --> 00:25:19,000
So I talked to
Chris Campbell.
435
00:25:19,083 --> 00:25:21,083
Um, I bet that
was educational.
436
00:25:21,291 --> 00:25:25,083
Actually, it was.
He's not that bad once you
get past the jock stuff.
437
00:25:26,583 --> 00:25:27,875
He asked about you.
438
00:25:27,959 --> 00:25:30,625
Yeah, I got some
goofy e-mail from him.
439
00:25:30,834 --> 00:25:35,750
You didn't like it?
I mean, uh... Did you
write him back?
440
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,583
-Be serious.
-Why not?
441
00:25:38,667 --> 00:25:40,708
You haven't been
on a date in like forever.
442
00:25:40,917 --> 00:25:43,333
You think I enjoy
asking you to prom?
443
00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:45,417
Hanging out with you
and the guys every weekend?
444
00:25:45,583 --> 00:25:47,041
I thought you liked
hanging out with us.
445
00:25:47,125 --> 00:25:50,291
Yeah, some weekends.
Okay, some.
446
00:25:50,625 --> 00:25:55,250
Okay, then e-mail him.
Why not send him the famous
Maggie Carter soul quiz?
447
00:25:55,375 --> 00:25:57,583
-Right, that would be
good for a laugh.
-Maybe.
448
00:25:57,750 --> 00:25:59,667
-Night.
-But maybe he'll ace it.
449
00:26:00,375 --> 00:26:03,667
And then you won't have
to spend another
miserable weekend with me.
450
00:26:04,041 --> 00:26:05,917
You know what I meant.
451
00:26:06,667 --> 00:26:08,667
Yeah, I know.
452
00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:22,291
-Good morning.
-What's up?
453
00:26:22,750 --> 00:26:25,583
-You guys get dressed
in the dark?
-It's mismatch day.
454
00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:27,542
Oh, so maybe I should
go home and change.
455
00:26:27,625 --> 00:26:30,959
(CHUCKLES) You and
Ashley Grant, I think that's
your mismatch, buddy.
456
00:26:31,166 --> 00:26:32,583
Opposites do attract.
457
00:26:32,667 --> 00:26:34,542
-Thanks, Cosmo.
-Probably not that opposite.
458
00:26:34,625 --> 00:26:35,625
(FLOYD LAUGHS)
459
00:26:37,417 --> 00:26:41,583
Hey, hey, Brian,
Carter sent me like
this midterm, you know?
460
00:26:41,750 --> 00:26:43,792
-Questions.
-I know. It's a soul quiz.
461
00:26:43,917 --> 00:26:47,166
It's movies, books, music.
If you pass that,
you're a new man.
462
00:26:47,291 --> 00:26:49,625
-Famous.
-Of course, there is
one small hitch.
463
00:26:49,750 --> 00:26:53,041
I mean, you do realize
Ashley Grant hates me.
464
00:26:56,166 --> 00:26:57,750
P.E. TEACHER: Clear the pool!
465
00:26:58,208 --> 00:27:00,875
Man, she doesn't hate you.
She's confused by you.
466
00:27:01,083 --> 00:27:02,834
She's trying to act
like she doesn't care,
467
00:27:03,250 --> 00:27:06,417
but, believe me, Brian,
she cares more
than you think.
468
00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:09,000
She just can't figure you out.
It's driving her nuts.
469
00:27:09,250 --> 00:27:12,250
You're this "new guy" Brian,
who's not into her
for some reason.
470
00:27:12,458 --> 00:27:13,917
But I'm not Brian.
471
00:27:14,083 --> 00:27:15,834
-Hey, Brian.
-Hi, Brian.
472
00:27:15,917 --> 00:27:16,959
Hi.
473
00:27:17,750 --> 00:27:19,166
There they are!
474
00:27:20,291 --> 00:27:22,917
-Step off.
What a doofus.
-(GIRLS LAUGHING)
475
00:27:23,041 --> 00:27:25,083
You're hot.
What's up, dudes?
476
00:27:26,083 --> 00:27:27,041
Who's the gerbil?
477
00:27:27,125 --> 00:27:29,583
I'm Floyd.
You know, Ryan's friend.
478
00:27:30,125 --> 00:27:32,041
The chicks want me. See you.
479
00:27:35,291 --> 00:27:37,250
CHRIS: Come on. You got
a soul quiz to take.
480
00:27:37,375 --> 00:27:38,875
(TYPING)
481
00:27:43,333 --> 00:27:45,000
Do you want to see
what I'm writing?
482
00:27:45,208 --> 00:27:47,250
No, man, just make me
look good, huh?
483
00:27:47,417 --> 00:27:48,667
Not too cocky.
484
00:27:49,250 --> 00:27:50,250
(CHRIS EXHALES)
485
00:27:50,375 --> 00:27:51,667
(GRUNTING)
486
00:27:51,750 --> 00:27:54,333
(CHRIS COUNTING IN SPANISH)
487
00:27:54,542 --> 00:27:55,917
Is everything okay?
488
00:27:56,708 --> 00:27:59,333
The last book
he read was Nine Stories.
489
00:27:59,708 --> 00:28:02,667
-Salinger. Wow.
-It gets worse.
490
00:28:02,917 --> 00:28:06,333
The Beastie Boys, the Eels
and old Cheap Trick.
491
00:28:06,500 --> 00:28:07,542
He aced it.
492
00:28:10,083 --> 00:28:11,375
Movies?
493
00:28:11,542 --> 00:28:14,667
Stripes, Casablanca
and anything by Monty Python.
494
00:28:14,875 --> 00:28:16,750
-Well, that's great.
-No, it's not.
495
00:28:16,875 --> 00:28:19,750
It's horrible.
(SCOFFS) Chris Campbell.
496
00:28:19,834 --> 00:28:21,417
Maggie,
it's not that bad.
497
00:28:21,583 --> 00:28:25,542
"Not that bad"?
Man, he's gorgeous.
What am I gonna do?
498
00:28:25,917 --> 00:28:28,583
-You mean after tonight's
double date?
-Not a chance.
499
00:28:28,834 --> 00:28:29,792
Why not?
500
00:28:29,917 --> 00:28:31,166
Because as far as I can see,
501
00:28:31,250 --> 00:28:33,583
there is nothing special
about this person.
502
00:28:33,750 --> 00:28:36,583
-Well, that's what
he said about you.
-(GASPS) He did not.
503
00:28:36,708 --> 00:28:39,250
I'm serious.
He said those things.
504
00:28:39,583 --> 00:28:41,041
He really likes you, okay?
505
00:28:42,166 --> 00:28:46,041
It's just one date. Trust me.
506
00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:47,750
Trust me.
507
00:29:03,917 --> 00:29:06,000
(PHONE RINGING)
508
00:29:09,583 --> 00:29:10,583
Hello.
509
00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:12,917
When any chick
goes on a talk show
510
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,583
with her fiance
and has a deep, dark secret,
511
00:29:15,667 --> 00:29:18,583
has it ever been anything
other than "I'm really a man"?
512
00:29:19,083 --> 00:29:22,750
I mean seriously, I mean your
fiance invites you on TV
to tell you something,
513
00:29:22,834 --> 00:29:26,000
-she's packing sausage.
-Come on, man.
I gotta get ready.
514
00:29:26,083 --> 00:29:28,083
I know. Listen,
that's why I'm calling.
515
00:29:28,250 --> 00:29:29,750
Uh, be careful tonight.
516
00:29:29,875 --> 00:29:32,041
Maybe pat her down
before you get in the car,
517
00:29:32,125 --> 00:29:33,458
-you know just to be sure.
-(PHONE BEEPS)
518
00:29:33,583 --> 00:29:34,917
All right, hold on,
I've got another call.
519
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,583
-So what? Let it go.
-It might be Chris.
520
00:29:37,667 --> 00:29:39,917
-FLOYD: Inbreed!
-Hello?
521
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,875
I'm sorry, Ryan.
I can't do this.
522
00:29:41,959 --> 00:29:44,083
-(SIGHS) I'm calling Chris.
-What?
523
00:29:44,458 --> 00:29:47,500
-Maggie, you have to.
-It just doesn't feel right.
524
00:29:47,708 --> 00:29:50,208
What doesn't feel right?
He passed the soul quiz.
525
00:29:50,291 --> 00:29:53,166
-Ryan...
Maggie, I need your help.
526
00:29:53,333 --> 00:29:55,834
No, you don't.
You're gonna be fine.
527
00:29:57,417 --> 00:29:58,542
Sorry. (HANGS UP)
528
00:29:58,625 --> 00:30:01,250
(DIAL TONE)
529
00:30:03,333 --> 00:30:04,333
(PHONE RINGING)
530
00:30:04,625 --> 00:30:07,125
-Yeah?
-What kind of mongrel leaves
a guy on call-waiting?
531
00:30:07,250 --> 00:30:08,750
Floyd, I can't, I gotta go.
532
00:30:09,375 --> 00:30:10,417
(SIGHS)
533
00:30:10,542 --> 00:30:13,417
Oh, hey, Cosmo says to check
for an Adam's apple,
all right?
534
00:30:14,667 --> 00:30:16,542
(PHONE RINGING)
535
00:30:20,875 --> 00:30:22,291
-Talk.
-Hey, Chris?
536
00:30:22,417 --> 00:30:24,417
-That's me.
-Hey, it's Maggie.
537
00:30:24,500 --> 00:30:28,583
-Hey, Maggie.
-Um, listen, I'm calling you
about tonight.
538
00:30:28,792 --> 00:30:30,542
(DIALING PHONE)
539
00:30:30,917 --> 00:30:33,583
Yeah, yeah...
Can you hold on one second?
540
00:30:33,667 --> 00:30:35,208
-Yeah.
-Okay.
541
00:30:35,750 --> 00:30:37,375
-(BUTTONS BEEPING)
-Talk.
542
00:30:37,458 --> 00:30:38,583
Maggie's gonna call you.
Don't answer.
543
00:30:38,667 --> 00:30:41,917
-I already did.
-Shit. She wants
to cancel the date.
544
00:30:42,583 --> 00:30:44,750
(SIGHS) The soul quiz?
545
00:30:44,917 --> 00:30:47,500
She liked all that stuff,
okay. I don't know
what happened.
546
00:30:47,583 --> 00:30:49,917
-You know maybe she's nervous.
-Nervous stomach?
547
00:30:50,041 --> 00:30:53,166
-Yeah.
-Yeah, probably the pill.
548
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,792
All right, put me on hold,
and I'll try to talk you
through this.
549
00:30:57,917 --> 00:31:00,250
But you're gonna have
to keep coming
back to me, okay?
550
00:31:02,375 --> 00:31:06,083
Let's start with,
"I was really looking forward
to seeing you tonight.
551
00:31:06,250 --> 00:31:09,000
"We seem to have
a lot in common."
Yadda-yadda.
552
00:31:09,875 --> 00:31:12,333
No, I don't think
"bitch, we had plans"
will work.
553
00:31:12,583 --> 00:31:15,250
-Hold on.
-(BUTTONS BEEPING)
554
00:31:16,166 --> 00:31:19,000
-Maggie?
-(DIALING)
555
00:31:19,458 --> 00:31:21,750
-CHRIS: Uh, sorry
about the wait.
-It's cool.
556
00:31:22,458 --> 00:31:23,583
-So...
-(PHONE BEEPS)
557
00:31:24,041 --> 00:31:26,333
Great.
Now that's my other line.
Can you hold on a second?
558
00:31:28,041 --> 00:31:30,834
-What happened?
-Oh, my god!
Your mom fell down the stairs!
559
00:31:31,083 --> 00:31:32,875
-What?
-Mrs. Carter, are you okay?
560
00:31:33,417 --> 00:31:36,041
(GROANS) Hey, Chris,
can I call you back?
561
00:31:37,333 --> 00:31:39,458
(DIALING PHONE QUICKLY)
562
00:31:40,583 --> 00:31:42,667
-(SIGHS)
-(PHONE RINGS)
563
00:31:42,917 --> 00:31:45,083
-Talk.
-RYAN: Okay, I just bought us
a few seconds.
564
00:31:45,542 --> 00:31:47,250
Dude, you let her go.
She's not going.
565
00:31:47,333 --> 00:31:49,625
She is going.
Tell her you need to talk
to a friend tonight.
566
00:31:50,083 --> 00:31:52,458
-Why?
-You're depressed.
Your grades suck.
567
00:31:52,583 --> 00:31:53,959
(SNAPS FINGERS)
Your father's on crack.
568
00:31:54,333 --> 00:31:56,708
-My dad played pro football.
-Perfect!
569
00:31:56,875 --> 00:31:58,417
All right,
you're getting your
ass kicked for that.
570
00:31:58,542 --> 00:32:00,792
MAGGIE:
I don't know what
your problem is, Ryan.
571
00:32:02,542 --> 00:32:03,583
Okay, she's back.
572
00:32:03,708 --> 00:32:06,667
-(DIALING)
-Now, don't screw this up.
573
00:32:06,792 --> 00:32:09,208
-(PHONE RINGING)
-Hold on.
574
00:32:09,875 --> 00:32:11,458
-(BUTTON BEEPS)
-Hello.
575
00:32:11,708 --> 00:32:12,959
-Sorry.
-MAGGIE: Sorry.
576
00:32:13,583 --> 00:32:17,166
Hello? Chris?
Chris, are you there?
577
00:32:18,166 --> 00:32:19,166
I...
578
00:32:19,750 --> 00:32:22,250
(IMMITATING CHRIS)
Yeah, I'm here.
579
00:32:23,917 --> 00:32:24,917
Baby.
580
00:32:25,542 --> 00:32:27,750
Are you okay?
'Cause you sound
kind of different.
581
00:32:28,125 --> 00:32:29,542
Yeah, well, um...
582
00:32:31,250 --> 00:32:33,750
Oh, yeah, see, um...
583
00:32:34,250 --> 00:32:37,917
The, uh, battery's running low
on my wireless, so I have
to put you on speaker.
584
00:32:38,208 --> 00:32:40,125
-Can you hang on?
-Okay.
585
00:32:43,166 --> 00:32:44,250
(PHONE BEEPS)
586
00:32:46,375 --> 00:32:47,542
Just a second.
587
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,125
RYAN: Okay.
588
00:32:53,750 --> 00:32:56,083
(VOCAL PITCH LOWERING)
Sorry about that.
Can you hear me now?
589
00:32:56,583 --> 00:33:00,041
Yeah, sort of. Listen,
I hope you're not sick.
590
00:33:00,291 --> 00:33:04,708
Well, you know, I'm sick
about this not happening.
591
00:33:05,667 --> 00:33:07,959
I mean, I know I'm a jock.
592
00:33:09,250 --> 00:33:13,500
I'm brainless, conceited,
in love with myself.
593
00:33:14,750 --> 00:33:16,417
At least, that's how
you must see me.
594
00:33:17,667 --> 00:33:20,417
But, uh, let me tell you
how I see you.
595
00:33:23,166 --> 00:33:26,583
The you I see
has a big heart.
596
00:33:28,583 --> 00:33:33,000
She's smart,
fun to hang around with,
and doesn't take my shit.
597
00:33:35,583 --> 00:33:36,583
And I like that.
598
00:33:39,125 --> 00:33:41,875
I like that you look nervous
sometimes for no reason.
599
00:33:42,917 --> 00:33:44,333
And when you do,
you bite your lip.
600
00:33:46,375 --> 00:33:49,750
I like that you probably
rifled through your
closet tonight
601
00:33:50,667 --> 00:33:52,583
and settled with
what you started out with.
602
00:33:55,917 --> 00:33:57,083
I like your smile.
603
00:33:58,750 --> 00:34:01,750
You know,
I don't usually talk
this way, but, uh...
604
00:34:03,083 --> 00:34:08,000
I think being with you
wouldn't be irrelevant.
605
00:34:09,083 --> 00:34:10,291
You know
what I'm saying?
606
00:34:10,834 --> 00:34:13,000
Or maybe I should just stop
with all this weak shit.
607
00:34:13,417 --> 00:34:14,583
No, it's nice.
608
00:34:14,917 --> 00:34:17,041
Oh, all right.
609
00:34:18,917 --> 00:34:20,083
(CLEARS THROAT)
610
00:34:20,583 --> 00:34:23,458
So let's do this, huh?
You know, no pressure.
611
00:34:23,917 --> 00:34:27,500
We'll go hang out,
the four of us,
get to know each other.
612
00:34:27,583 --> 00:34:30,625
-We could talk, maybe...
-Swap some spit.
613
00:34:33,458 --> 00:34:35,708
-Okay.
-Famous!
614
00:34:36,083 --> 00:34:38,750
-What?
-I said, uh, thank you.
615
00:34:41,625 --> 00:34:42,834
(ENDS CALL)
616
00:34:43,417 --> 00:34:44,458
(SIGHS)
617
00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:46,375
Whoo!
618
00:34:49,250 --> 00:34:51,250
(PLAY THAT FUNKY
MUSIC PLAYING)
619
00:34:52,458 --> 00:34:53,458
Oh, yeah.
620
00:34:53,583 --> 00:34:55,375
♪ Hey, do it
621
00:34:59,041 --> 00:35:02,333
♪ Once I was a boogie singer
622
00:35:04,500 --> 00:35:07,083
♪ Playing in
a rock and roll band ♪
623
00:35:07,208 --> 00:35:08,333
(PLAYS ALONG ON ACCORDION)
624
00:35:08,417 --> 00:35:10,750
♪ Yeah, there was dancin'
and singin'
625
00:35:10,875 --> 00:35:12,959
♪ And movin' to the groovin'
626
00:35:13,083 --> 00:35:15,125
♪ And just when it hit me
627
00:35:15,291 --> 00:35:17,583
♪ Somebody turned around
and shouted
628
00:35:17,708 --> 00:35:20,917
♪ Play that funky music
white boy
629
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:26,750
♪ Lay down the boogie
and play that funky music
till you die
630
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,083
♪ Till you die
631
00:35:30,125 --> 00:35:31,417
♪ Hell yeah ♪
632
00:35:34,375 --> 00:35:37,083
(RIDERS SCREAMING)
633
00:35:39,041 --> 00:35:40,917
(CLAMORING)
634
00:35:42,208 --> 00:35:44,208
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
635
00:35:47,542 --> 00:35:49,041
So, uh...
636
00:35:50,250 --> 00:35:51,291
You thirsty?
637
00:35:51,750 --> 00:35:52,917
Yeah, sure.
638
00:35:53,250 --> 00:35:56,125
Great. Um, why don't you
get me one too, huh?
639
00:35:56,333 --> 00:36:01,333
(CHUCKLES) Hey, good one!
That's funny. That's... No,
we'll get it. Okay, Ashley?
640
00:36:01,417 --> 00:36:03,542
-Uh, okay.
-Let's go.
641
00:36:06,959 --> 00:36:08,542
Jesus, I'm dying
over there.
642
00:36:10,208 --> 00:36:12,250
Rejection, man.
You gotta piss her off.
643
00:36:12,542 --> 00:36:15,583
-Tell her, her breath is rank.
-No, I'm not telling her that.
644
00:36:16,250 --> 00:36:18,875
Whatever, man.
I'm telling Carter
she needs a tit job.
645
00:36:20,291 --> 00:36:22,834
I'm just pulling your dick.
What do you want me to say?
646
00:36:23,291 --> 00:36:25,250
Why don't you just be
the strong, silent type?
647
00:36:25,583 --> 00:36:28,083
If you decide
to talk to her,
be nice, all right?
648
00:36:28,250 --> 00:36:30,875
Tell her she looks nice.
Tell her you like
her outfit.
649
00:36:31,083 --> 00:36:34,750
Okay. You should
probably tell Grant her ass
looks big in those jeans.
650
00:36:37,500 --> 00:36:41,583
Uh, you look nice.
I like your clothes.
651
00:36:42,417 --> 00:36:44,834
-Thanks.
-You want some?
652
00:36:45,583 --> 00:36:48,583
Oh, my god, you guys, there's
that octopus thing. Come on,
Marge, there's no line.
653
00:36:54,917 --> 00:36:58,458
-Whoa. Sorry, cream puff.
No beverages.
-What?
654
00:36:58,875 --> 00:37:00,792
Oh, that's okay.
I'll just wait and hold it.
655
00:37:02,458 --> 00:37:04,500
-(GULPING)
-(LAUGHING)
656
00:37:05,542 --> 00:37:08,166
-(THROWS DOWN CUP)
-Whew! Let's go.
657
00:37:09,750 --> 00:37:10,834
All right, tickets.
658
00:37:12,542 --> 00:37:13,583
Have a nice ride.
659
00:37:18,291 --> 00:37:19,834
Hey, midget man.
660
00:37:20,291 --> 00:37:22,041
Munchkin guy,
make it go fast,
all right?
661
00:37:27,125 --> 00:37:28,542
-MAN: Okay.
-(SHOUTS)
662
00:37:31,542 --> 00:37:33,375
(ASHLEY WHOOPING)
663
00:37:34,083 --> 00:37:37,166
(WHOOPING) Yeah!
664
00:37:37,917 --> 00:37:39,917
(WHOOPING CONTINUES)
665
00:37:40,959 --> 00:37:42,291
(SHOUTING)
666
00:37:44,333 --> 00:37:45,875
(LAUGHING)
667
00:37:45,959 --> 00:37:47,041
Having a good time?
668
00:37:47,125 --> 00:37:48,250
-(GASPING) Yeah.
-Whoo!
669
00:37:50,375 --> 00:37:52,250
(SHOUTING) Whoo-hoo!
670
00:37:54,417 --> 00:37:55,583
This is kind of fun.
671
00:37:55,917 --> 00:37:57,959
(SCREAMING)
672
00:37:58,083 --> 00:37:59,083
(RYAN LAUGHING)
673
00:37:59,750 --> 00:38:01,083
-(GAGGING)
-RYAN: Yeah!
674
00:38:01,750 --> 00:38:03,208
-(WHOOPING)
-(ASHLEY VOMITS)
675
00:38:03,291 --> 00:38:05,083
(ASHLEY GROANING)
676
00:38:07,917 --> 00:38:09,417
(CHUCKLES) Oops.
677
00:38:11,834 --> 00:38:14,208
Sorry. Yuck!
678
00:38:14,750 --> 00:38:15,792
(CHUCKLING)
679
00:38:18,041 --> 00:38:19,417
-Hi.
-Hey.
680
00:38:19,583 --> 00:38:20,750
-(SIGHS)
-Hey.
681
00:38:21,250 --> 00:38:23,500
-Did you throw up?
-No, not exactly.
682
00:38:24,583 --> 00:38:26,417
-(CHUCKLING)
-ASHLEY: Sorry, Bri.
(GASPS) Lets go.
683
00:38:26,583 --> 00:38:29,291
-(CLEARS THROAT)
-Hey, man,
can I borrow your shirt?
684
00:38:30,500 --> 00:38:32,083
No way, man.
I'll get cold.
685
00:38:32,875 --> 00:38:33,917
Hey, girls, wait up.
686
00:38:35,583 --> 00:38:37,875
(RIDERS SCREAMING)
687
00:38:40,583 --> 00:38:41,875
What do I gotta do
to win a T-shirt?
688
00:38:41,959 --> 00:38:43,583
You break it,
you rake it.
689
00:38:44,083 --> 00:38:46,750
Look,
could you help me out, pal?
I got puke all over my shirt.
690
00:38:47,417 --> 00:38:49,333
(LAUGHING) So?
691
00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:57,250
-(BELL RINGING)
-(CHEERING)
692
00:38:57,375 --> 00:38:58,417
Yeah!
693
00:38:58,834 --> 00:39:00,917
Let's go, kids!
Who saw it?
694
00:39:01,041 --> 00:39:03,083
-Who saw it?
-(CHEERING)
695
00:39:06,917 --> 00:39:10,208
(GIRLS LAUGHING)
696
00:39:16,542 --> 00:39:17,792
-He gave you his shirt?
-(GROANS)
697
00:39:17,917 --> 00:39:19,542
A Ferris wheel.
Let's go.
698
00:39:22,083 --> 00:39:23,959
What, man?
She was cold.
699
00:39:24,750 --> 00:39:26,625
-God.
-Hey, wait up, girls.
700
00:39:28,625 --> 00:39:30,750
-(GIRLS GIGGLING)
-Cute shirt.
701
00:39:30,834 --> 00:39:32,333
Ah, thank you.
702
00:39:32,583 --> 00:39:36,458
Madge, who do you hang out
with at Gilmore? Because
I never see you around.
703
00:39:37,166 --> 00:39:39,125
-Mostly just Ryan.
-Ryan?
704
00:39:39,750 --> 00:39:41,959
-Yeah. Ryan.
-See, that's me.
705
00:39:42,291 --> 00:39:43,750
See, uh, Ryan's my last name.
706
00:39:44,125 --> 00:39:46,917
Wait, wait.
Your name is Brian Ryan?
707
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,250
Uh, cruel parents.
708
00:39:49,083 --> 00:39:51,458
(COMPUTER WHIRRING)
709
00:39:56,750 --> 00:40:00,917
I've told you a million times.
You've got to get
a faster modem.
710
00:40:02,542 --> 00:40:05,250
ASHLEY: So, um,
you know, you were right,
that e-mail you sent me.
711
00:40:05,375 --> 00:40:09,166
-My hair looks terrible.
-No, no, your hair
doesn't look terrible.
712
00:40:10,250 --> 00:40:12,083
But it hides your eyes.
713
00:40:12,667 --> 00:40:14,250
You have
really amazing eyes.
714
00:40:14,333 --> 00:40:18,083
Really pretty... Wandering...
715
00:40:19,792 --> 00:40:22,583
Besides,
compared to your jeans,
your hair is a work of art.
716
00:40:22,750 --> 00:40:25,041
So it's really great
that you like the Eels.
717
00:40:25,208 --> 00:40:28,667
I mean, other than Ryan,
I really don't know
anyone else who likes them.
718
00:40:29,792 --> 00:40:32,708
-Uh-huh.
-The Eels?
719
00:40:33,375 --> 00:40:34,917
Oh, yeah, yeah, uh...
720
00:40:35,875 --> 00:40:37,000
They're...
721
00:40:38,333 --> 00:40:39,583
Electric.
722
00:40:40,750 --> 00:40:41,708
(LAUGHS)
723
00:40:41,792 --> 00:40:45,083
I can't believe
you don't like these jeans.
They were really expensive.
724
00:40:45,708 --> 00:40:47,917
-Even worse.
-Shut up!
725
00:40:49,875 --> 00:40:52,333
-It's the rhinestones,
isn't it?
-For starters.
726
00:40:52,500 --> 00:40:55,250
-Who else do you like?
-Well, I like you.
727
00:41:00,417 --> 00:41:02,041
Mommy,
can I have some cotton...
728
00:41:02,125 --> 00:41:03,250
(GROANS)
729
00:41:05,125 --> 00:41:06,875
Anything else you
don't like about me?
730
00:41:06,959 --> 00:41:09,875
-I could do
without those shoes.
-What is wrong with my shoes?
731
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,583
-They're monstrous, bigfoot.
-(GASPS) Shut up.
732
00:41:14,583 --> 00:41:15,917
I like that shirt.
733
00:41:20,667 --> 00:41:22,000
(WILL I FIND YOU
PLAYING ON STEREO)
734
00:41:22,083 --> 00:41:25,083
-♪ Will I find you
-♪ Will I find you
735
00:41:25,208 --> 00:41:27,250
♪ Hanging on the edge
of the crowd ♪
736
00:41:27,333 --> 00:41:31,875
Sloane, you did not.
(GASPS) Oh, my god.
737
00:41:31,959 --> 00:41:33,500
-Later, Chris.
-See you, Brian.
738
00:41:33,583 --> 00:41:35,291
-I gotta go.
-Bri.
739
00:41:41,625 --> 00:41:43,583
Well, thanks.
740
00:41:57,083 --> 00:41:59,417
-Bye.
-Bye.
741
00:42:01,583 --> 00:42:02,917
Good night.
742
00:42:08,500 --> 00:42:09,875
Good night.
743
00:42:10,625 --> 00:42:12,083
Good night.
744
00:42:13,291 --> 00:42:15,458
-(ENGINE STARTING)
-(RADIO BLARING)
745
00:42:16,625 --> 00:42:17,708
Good night.
746
00:42:20,583 --> 00:42:22,250
The things I do for you.
747
00:42:22,500 --> 00:42:24,792
-What, you didn't like him?
-I don't know.
748
00:42:25,083 --> 00:42:28,208
-What's the problem?
-I'm just not sure
he has any heart.
749
00:42:33,708 --> 00:42:36,083
Okay, it's a beautiful
spring day outside.
750
00:42:36,208 --> 00:42:38,250
Most of you
are graduating soon,
751
00:42:38,333 --> 00:42:42,792
you've got your entire lives
ahead of you,
so let's talk about death.
752
00:42:43,166 --> 00:42:45,583
TEACHER: We all know
lung cancer's a serious killer
in this country,
753
00:42:45,667 --> 00:42:47,917
-What?
-TEACHER: as is AIDS, leukemia
and diabetes.
754
00:42:48,041 --> 00:42:50,000
-How'd I do last night?
-TEACHER: But who can
tell us what is...
755
00:42:50,083 --> 00:42:53,750
-Okay, I guess, but she says
you don't have enough heart.
-"Heart?"
756
00:42:54,083 --> 00:42:56,917
Thank you, Mr. Campbell.
757
00:42:57,417 --> 00:42:59,875
Heart disease
is the correct answer.
758
00:43:00,291 --> 00:43:01,917
-Oh.
-Nice.
759
00:43:02,834 --> 00:43:06,041
-Last year alone...
-(SCHOOLBELL RINGING)
760
00:43:06,959 --> 00:43:09,750
TEACHER: Okay, make sure
you finish chapter 14.
761
00:43:09,834 --> 00:43:13,417
I guess it could be worse.
Grant doesn't think
you have any stones.
762
00:43:13,875 --> 00:43:15,583
-What? She said that?
-Yeah.
763
00:43:16,083 --> 00:43:18,542
But you're gonna
play football with me
and some of the guys today.
764
00:43:18,792 --> 00:43:21,667
-She'll be there?
-Yeah. She loves it.
765
00:43:22,125 --> 00:43:23,875
We'll make you
look great.
766
00:43:24,583 --> 00:43:26,542
Hey, man,
is Ashley okay?
767
00:43:26,917 --> 00:43:28,792
She's a little different
than I expected.
768
00:43:28,917 --> 00:43:31,208
What, did you go out
with your dream girl,
and you don't like her?
769
00:43:31,291 --> 00:43:33,333
No, it's not that.
It's just...
770
00:43:34,083 --> 00:43:35,250
-Finger suck, good.
-Yeah.
771
00:43:35,333 --> 00:43:36,583
Vomit shower, bad.
772
00:43:36,667 --> 00:43:38,333
Oh, she was nervous.
773
00:43:38,917 --> 00:43:41,834
She gets that way
when she really, really
likes somebody.
774
00:43:42,917 --> 00:43:45,458
-(LAUGHS)
-Hey, you gonna play
with us today or what?
775
00:43:45,917 --> 00:43:48,291
-Touch football, right?
-Of course.
776
00:43:48,875 --> 00:43:49,875
(GRUNTING)
777
00:43:49,959 --> 00:43:51,250
(GROANS)
778
00:43:51,500 --> 00:43:52,542
(GIRLS GASP)
779
00:43:52,708 --> 00:43:54,041
(COUGHS)
780
00:43:54,917 --> 00:43:56,375
Get up, man. She's watching.
781
00:43:56,458 --> 00:43:59,875
Okay, time-out. Thought
you said this was
touch football.
782
00:44:02,542 --> 00:44:05,000
It is. These guys
just touch hard.
783
00:44:05,208 --> 00:44:07,166
I am not doing this, okay?
784
00:44:07,333 --> 00:44:10,458
These guys are like some
huge government experiment
gone wrong.
785
00:44:10,625 --> 00:44:12,500
Come on.
Grant's loving it.
786
00:44:21,542 --> 00:44:23,417
-GUYS: Yeah!
-(GRUNTING)
787
00:44:24,041 --> 00:44:25,583
(RYAN YELPS)
788
00:44:26,083 --> 00:44:27,750
(GROANING)
789
00:44:27,875 --> 00:44:29,500
(SHUDDERS)
790
00:44:30,250 --> 00:44:31,458
RYAN: (MUFFLED) God.
791
00:44:32,125 --> 00:44:36,000
(RYAN GROANING)
792
00:44:38,417 --> 00:44:39,792
(LAUGHING) Ouch.
793
00:44:40,333 --> 00:44:41,542
CHRIS: Get up, man.
794
00:44:42,417 --> 00:44:44,750
I used to play a little ball
back in the day.
795
00:44:46,083 --> 00:44:47,667
Back in what day?
796
00:44:50,166 --> 00:44:52,834
-Ready to end this thing,
Brian?
-Who the hell is Brian?
797
00:44:52,959 --> 00:44:57,708
Nice.
Okay, you snap it to Brian.
You follow me.
798
00:44:58,250 --> 00:44:59,875
-Ready?
-ALL: break!
799
00:45:00,333 --> 00:45:01,417
Hut!
800
00:45:01,834 --> 00:45:03,708
(GRUNTING)
801
00:45:03,917 --> 00:45:06,250
-FLOYD: Go, baby. Go, baby!
-Yeah! Go!
802
00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:08,625
(GRUNTING)
803
00:45:09,083 --> 00:45:10,959
-FLOYD: Go! Go, baby!
-(GRUNTS)
804
00:45:11,542 --> 00:45:12,542
(GRUNTS)
805
00:45:13,417 --> 00:45:15,083
-Yeah!
-(CHEERING)
806
00:45:16,542 --> 00:45:17,583
Yeah!
807
00:45:17,750 --> 00:45:19,291
(CHEERING)
808
00:45:19,417 --> 00:45:20,750
(CHEERING)
809
00:45:20,834 --> 00:45:22,083
CHRIS: All right, Brian!
810
00:45:22,542 --> 00:45:24,000
-Whoo!
-(CHEERING)
811
00:45:24,250 --> 00:45:25,458
Yeah! (GROANS)
812
00:45:26,625 --> 00:45:27,834
Oh!
813
00:45:28,041 --> 00:45:30,750
Oh! Oh! That's cheating!
814
00:45:30,917 --> 00:45:32,041
(RYAN GROANS)
815
00:45:32,291 --> 00:45:33,250
Yeah!
816
00:45:33,375 --> 00:45:34,875
We're here for you, buddy.
817
00:45:36,250 --> 00:45:38,917
Hey, nice game.
818
00:45:39,208 --> 00:45:41,125
Pick me up tomorrow morning
at 7:00.
819
00:45:42,208 --> 00:45:43,583
Okay.
820
00:45:44,708 --> 00:45:46,959
Well, I've done my part.
821
00:45:48,667 --> 00:45:50,375
Now let's go get me
that heart.
822
00:45:54,417 --> 00:45:56,375
(SIGHS) what are we
doing here?
823
00:45:56,458 --> 00:45:57,583
She wants heart.
824
00:45:57,667 --> 00:46:00,417
We'll give her heart.
You want her to fall
for you, right?
825
00:46:00,542 --> 00:46:03,083
Not like this. I mean
these people smell.
826
00:46:03,458 --> 00:46:04,458
(SIGHS)
827
00:46:04,792 --> 00:46:08,417
-This better work.
-Trust me,
this will work. Okay?
828
00:46:12,208 --> 00:46:15,333
-Hey, what are you doing?
-She's not eating it.
829
00:46:15,500 --> 00:46:18,083
Maggie's gonna be here
any second.
830
00:46:18,583 --> 00:46:20,333
All right. Wait.
831
00:46:21,250 --> 00:46:22,583
-I give her the speech.
-Yeah.
832
00:46:22,750 --> 00:46:25,083
If she digs it, then what?
833
00:46:25,166 --> 00:46:28,041
Then I don't know.
Try talking to her.
834
00:46:28,417 --> 00:46:31,792
-Tell her how you feel.
-See if she needs a lift home.
835
00:46:31,917 --> 00:46:34,542
-All right,
I'll think of something.
-Okay.
836
00:46:38,708 --> 00:46:41,417
She's coming.
Put that Jell-O down!
837
00:46:43,750 --> 00:46:45,542
Hey, could you maybe...
838
00:46:45,625 --> 00:46:47,083
-(SPLASHING)
-God, no. Shh!
839
00:46:51,625 --> 00:46:52,792
Chris?
840
00:46:53,166 --> 00:46:55,375
Hey, you work here too?
841
00:46:55,542 --> 00:46:58,125
Yeah. What are you
doing here?
842
00:46:58,583 --> 00:46:59,792
I, uh...
843
00:47:00,750 --> 00:47:03,125
I like to come here
from time to time,
844
00:47:03,291 --> 00:47:05,500
uh, to visit
with the sickly and old.
845
00:47:07,250 --> 00:47:08,583
You think that's gay?
846
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,333
No, I think it's nice.
847
00:47:12,750 --> 00:47:14,667
-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah.
848
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,625
Well, uh, that's what I do.
849
00:47:18,625 --> 00:47:21,500
-Who ate my Jell-O?
-Pipe down, you old bag.
850
00:47:21,875 --> 00:47:23,917
-I want my Jell-O.
-Fine.
851
00:47:25,041 --> 00:47:26,417
Brian, give me that Jell-O.
852
00:47:29,875 --> 00:47:32,083
MAN: Hey, that's my Jell-O.
853
00:47:32,250 --> 00:47:34,750
Here it comes.
Mmm-mmm-mmm.
854
00:47:35,458 --> 00:47:37,667
I think it's sweet
that you come here, Chris.
855
00:47:38,083 --> 00:47:40,625
-Mmm-hmm.
-Don't you think it's
sweet, Miss Simms?
856
00:47:40,875 --> 00:47:42,792
-Just heavenly.
-Yeah.
857
00:47:43,375 --> 00:47:46,250
I have to go to the bathroom.
Number two.
858
00:47:46,333 --> 00:47:48,375
Okay.
You want me to take you
to the bathroom?
859
00:47:48,458 --> 00:47:49,667
Uh, no.
860
00:47:50,417 --> 00:47:54,083
-You want Chris to take you
to the bathroom?
-That would be nice.
861
00:47:54,417 --> 00:47:57,250
-Do you mind?
-I was hoping that she'd ask.
862
00:47:57,458 --> 00:47:59,083
(LAUGHS)
863
00:48:01,959 --> 00:48:03,333
Now, don't drop me.
864
00:48:04,083 --> 00:48:05,083
(CLEARS THROAT)
865
00:48:05,250 --> 00:48:06,750
-(GROANING)
-(FARTING)
866
00:48:07,583 --> 00:48:10,166
-(CONTINUES FARTING)
-(GASPING)
867
00:48:10,583 --> 00:48:12,000
-MISS SIMMS: Oh!
-(THUDDING)
868
00:48:12,667 --> 00:48:15,166
-(MISS SIMMS
BREATHING HEAVILY)
-(SIGHS)
869
00:48:15,959 --> 00:48:17,291
(CHRIS CLEARS THROAT)
870
00:48:21,417 --> 00:48:24,041
Well, I guess this room's
in good hands.
871
00:48:24,250 --> 00:48:25,875
-Yeah.
-I should get going.
872
00:48:26,250 --> 00:48:27,917
Oh. Okay, uh...
873
00:48:28,750 --> 00:48:30,125
That is a really
nice outfit.
874
00:48:30,333 --> 00:48:33,583
(MAN COUGHING)
Ride home. Ride home.
875
00:48:33,750 --> 00:48:37,583
-Oh, do you want a ride home?
-No, I have some stuff
to do at the school theater.
876
00:48:37,875 --> 00:48:40,458
There's a school theater?
Since when?
877
00:48:41,041 --> 00:48:44,000
I mean, uh... That's cool.
I don't mind.
878
00:48:44,834 --> 00:48:46,250
-Okay.
-Yeah.
879
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,917
-I'll meet you downstairs
in like 15 minutes?
-15 minutes.
880
00:48:50,166 --> 00:48:51,750
-Okay.
-Okay.
881
00:48:53,750 --> 00:48:55,417
The theater. That's perfect.
882
00:48:56,083 --> 00:48:58,792
Yeah, right.
Look, nobody
better see me there.
883
00:49:09,500 --> 00:49:13,208
So, are you in a play
or something?
884
00:49:13,583 --> 00:49:16,750
Me? No.
I'm not much of a thespian.
885
00:49:16,917 --> 00:49:19,750
(SCOFFS) Yeah, well,
I hope not, I mean...
886
00:49:20,041 --> 00:49:22,417
I'd really be wasting my time
if you're only into chicks.
887
00:49:22,542 --> 00:49:23,750
(LAUGHS)
888
00:49:24,417 --> 00:49:26,667
So, um, do you like plays?
889
00:49:27,041 --> 00:49:29,917
Oh, yeah.
Uh, we got this one,
890
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:34,417
it's a Power 41 Q.B. Follow.
I fake it off to the halfback.
891
00:49:34,583 --> 00:49:36,792
-Then I crush skulls
up the middle.
-I meant...
892
00:49:37,458 --> 00:49:39,750
-Stage plays.
-Yeah.
893
00:49:40,500 --> 00:49:43,750
-I was just joking.
-(LAUGHS)
894
00:49:49,333 --> 00:49:52,000
(WHISPERING)
Man, where have you been?
I'm dying over here.
895
00:49:52,083 --> 00:49:53,417
-Will you help me out?
-Shh.
896
00:49:53,542 --> 00:49:55,625
-MAGGIE: Hey, Chris.
-Yeah?
897
00:49:56,083 --> 00:49:58,291
-Let me ask you something.
-Okay.
898
00:49:58,750 --> 00:50:00,417
Why are you
so interested in me?
899
00:50:01,208 --> 00:50:04,583
I mean, we don't
really make sense
as a couple, do we?
900
00:50:04,917 --> 00:50:08,375
Well, uh... Yeah, well, uh...
901
00:50:08,625 --> 00:50:11,959
(WHISPERING)
Sometimes the best things
in life don't make sense.
902
00:50:12,083 --> 00:50:14,792
Sometimes the best things
in life don't make sense.
903
00:50:15,708 --> 00:50:17,208
Like rainbows.
904
00:50:17,291 --> 00:50:19,500
Like, uh, rainbows.
905
00:50:19,834 --> 00:50:21,166
And flowers
that bloom in winter.
906
00:50:23,083 --> 00:50:25,250
Flowers blooming
in the winter.
907
00:50:26,917 --> 00:50:30,125
Besides,
I think you could help me
to be a better person.
908
00:50:30,750 --> 00:50:33,417
CHRIS: Besides, uh, uh...
909
00:50:34,708 --> 00:50:38,083
Uh... I mean, um...
910
00:50:38,208 --> 00:50:41,083
I think you could help me
be a better person, you know?
911
00:50:42,417 --> 00:50:43,792
How do you mean?
912
00:50:44,166 --> 00:50:45,583
Well, uh...
913
00:50:46,208 --> 00:50:49,417
-Um...
-Like be grateful
for what I have.
914
00:50:49,625 --> 00:50:51,917
Like be thankful
for what I have.
915
00:50:52,333 --> 00:50:55,125
-Show some gratitude.
-Show 'em some attitude!
916
00:50:55,291 --> 00:50:56,834
Gratitude.
(SOUNDS OUT "G" SOUND)
917
00:50:56,917 --> 00:50:58,625
Gratitude.
(SOUNDS OUT "G" SOUND)
918
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:12,750
-Wow, she's really beautiful.
-You're really beautiful.
919
00:51:16,083 --> 00:51:17,625
What'd you say?
920
00:51:20,083 --> 00:51:22,417
Did you say
that I look beautiful?
921
00:51:22,959 --> 00:51:24,417
Uh, yeah.
922
00:51:24,500 --> 00:51:27,834
Uh, just like
a little flower.
923
00:51:29,625 --> 00:51:30,834
Mmm.
924
00:51:31,208 --> 00:51:33,458
Hasn't anyone ever told you
you're beautiful?
925
00:51:35,125 --> 00:51:37,625
Hasn't anyone ever told you
that you're beautiful?
926
00:51:38,917 --> 00:51:40,875
In a very different way
than anyone else.
927
00:51:41,708 --> 00:51:43,834
In a very different way
than anyone else.
928
00:52:15,333 --> 00:52:16,917
You know, I should be
pissed at you.
929
00:52:17,500 --> 00:52:20,834
-You should be pissed at me?
-For making me fall for Chris.
930
00:52:22,500 --> 00:52:23,917
He's great.
931
00:52:24,083 --> 00:52:26,458
I mean, he tries to put on
this big jerky act.
932
00:52:27,917 --> 00:52:29,959
Then he has these
amazing moments.
933
00:52:30,375 --> 00:52:33,834
-So he's okay?
-Yeah, he's okay.
934
00:52:36,333 --> 00:52:39,083
You know,
I can remember summer nights
when I was younger,
935
00:52:39,959 --> 00:52:45,083
just lying in bed and
listening to your father play
the accordion for your mom.
936
00:52:45,750 --> 00:52:48,625
(PLAYING ACCORDION)
937
00:52:49,166 --> 00:52:51,917
Melt with you.
It was her favorite.
938
00:52:52,834 --> 00:52:54,250
(CONTINUES PLAYING)
939
00:52:55,083 --> 00:52:58,583
I can remember
feeling so safe and happy
listening to that song.
940
00:53:00,375 --> 00:53:03,625
Just wondering
if one day someone would
be that good to me.
941
00:53:05,125 --> 00:53:07,750
You know, he used to say
he played every note
just for her.
942
00:53:08,917 --> 00:53:10,500
This feels so strange.
943
00:53:11,875 --> 00:53:13,625
You know, me and Chris...
944
00:53:14,750 --> 00:53:16,333
You and Ashley.
945
00:53:17,542 --> 00:53:20,375
It's almost like somebody
messed with fate.
(LAUGHS)
946
00:53:24,041 --> 00:53:25,875
I'm gonna call it a night.
947
00:53:32,291 --> 00:53:33,500
Hey, Ryan.
948
00:53:34,708 --> 00:53:36,792
He'd be proud of you,
you know.
949
00:53:37,583 --> 00:53:38,792
Your father.
950
00:53:39,959 --> 00:53:41,291
Yeah.
951
00:53:47,834 --> 00:53:50,583
FLOYD: You guys want to
check out my prom date
finalists?
952
00:53:50,750 --> 00:53:52,625
Taylor and Cinnamon.
953
00:53:52,875 --> 00:53:54,417
-Whoa.
-Hookers?
954
00:53:54,875 --> 00:53:57,792
Escorts. Their people tell me
they're interested.
955
00:53:57,917 --> 00:54:00,708
-You talked to their pimp?
-We prefer "broker."
956
00:54:00,917 --> 00:54:03,291
Floyd, you can't bring
hookers to the prom.
957
00:54:03,917 --> 00:54:06,583
-No way, dude.
-I guess not.
958
00:54:07,166 --> 00:54:11,208
-Bet you Virgil Doolittle
went stag anyways.
-I'm sure he did.
959
00:54:13,041 --> 00:54:15,041
(TIRES SCREECHING)
960
00:54:15,291 --> 00:54:17,041
I just had my legs waxed.
961
00:54:17,500 --> 00:54:20,041
Oh, and look. It's new.
962
00:54:21,125 --> 00:54:23,875
Do you like it?
'Cause I can take it out.
963
00:54:23,959 --> 00:54:25,166
It works.
964
00:54:26,083 --> 00:54:28,875
-(GASPS)
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
965
00:54:30,250 --> 00:54:31,417
Sorry.
966
00:54:33,583 --> 00:54:37,375
Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
Look at those freaks.
They're staring at me.
967
00:54:37,458 --> 00:54:39,041
-What?
-Go!
968
00:54:39,208 --> 00:54:40,166
FLOYD: Hey!
969
00:54:40,250 --> 00:54:42,083
-Drive, Brian. Please?
-Fine.
970
00:54:42,166 --> 00:54:44,166
-(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
-(TIRES SREECHING)
971
00:54:44,417 --> 00:54:45,583
FLOYD: What the hell was that?
972
00:54:45,667 --> 00:54:47,417
COSMO: Maybe he didn't see us.
973
00:54:48,750 --> 00:54:50,917
-Ryan.
-Hey, Ryan.
974
00:54:51,417 --> 00:54:52,834
GIRL: Hey, Ashley.
975
00:54:53,083 --> 00:54:55,625
-GIRL: They look good
together, huh?
-GIRL 2: You think?
976
00:54:57,208 --> 00:54:59,333
I'm really excited
about tonight.
977
00:55:05,083 --> 00:55:08,750
Wow, three more
of those and you walk today.
Kind of like me this morning.
978
00:55:09,125 --> 00:55:11,333
Scared of the ball, Miss?
979
00:55:11,500 --> 00:55:14,417
-I'm sorry, man.
But you know how it is.
-Yeah, I guess so.
980
00:55:14,792 --> 00:55:16,917
Get back in the box,
you girl!
981
00:55:17,291 --> 00:55:19,959
When you quest for greatness,
victims happen.
982
00:55:20,083 --> 00:55:21,250
COACH: Here we go.
983
00:55:22,125 --> 00:55:24,417
-(BALL HITS BACKSTOP)
-Get up, you wuss!
984
00:55:26,708 --> 00:55:28,291
(STUDENTS CHATTERING)
985
00:55:31,083 --> 00:55:35,250
-So, uh, what are we
gonna do tonight, huh?
-Dude, let's go bowling.
986
00:55:35,417 --> 00:55:36,583
Yeah.
987
00:55:37,250 --> 00:55:39,375
-Hey, guys.
-GUY: What up? New school?
988
00:55:40,500 --> 00:55:42,500
-What's up, ladies?
-Hi, everybody.
989
00:55:42,917 --> 00:55:45,500
Bri, you kickin'
with these geeks?
990
00:55:45,667 --> 00:55:47,250
Why do you gotta call
them geeks, man?
991
00:55:47,333 --> 00:55:50,750
Hey, is anyone doing anything
tonight? Because I'm free.
992
00:55:50,834 --> 00:55:53,417
-(ALL LAUGHING)
-Ashley, come on.
993
00:55:53,750 --> 00:55:56,458
Brian, I saw them waving
at you this morning. Please.
994
00:55:56,667 --> 00:55:58,250
-These guys?
-These guys!
995
00:55:58,375 --> 00:55:59,375
No way.
996
00:55:59,458 --> 00:56:02,250
Ah, you're with them
right now there, guy.
997
00:56:02,333 --> 00:56:06,667
Yeah, "with", but we're all
"with" everyone, right?
998
00:56:07,917 --> 00:56:09,583
HARRIS: So, uh, anyway...
999
00:56:10,083 --> 00:56:12,917
Stu, like I'm saying,
this game this week
doesn't look that tough.
1000
00:56:14,083 --> 00:56:16,417
ASHLEY: So, Sloane, I thought
maybe we could go shopping.
1001
00:56:16,542 --> 00:56:18,083
I'm looking
for something short.
1002
00:56:18,417 --> 00:56:22,125
All right, look,
you guys said it,
they're geeks.
1003
00:56:23,750 --> 00:56:26,917
Actually,
geeks doesn't even do it.
1004
00:56:27,917 --> 00:56:29,667
Give me a letter
of the alphabet, Chris.
1005
00:56:29,917 --> 00:56:30,917
"J."
1006
00:56:31,041 --> 00:56:33,708
Okay.
Jerks, jokes, jackasses.
1007
00:56:33,834 --> 00:56:35,750
-Try "P."
-Punks, pissants.
1008
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:37,959
-Peckerheads.
-"F."
1009
00:56:38,500 --> 00:56:39,917
-No, this is not...
-MARNIE: Freaks.
1010
00:56:40,041 --> 00:56:41,875
-Fools.
-Fungus?
1011
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,500
(GIRLS LAUGHING)
1012
00:56:46,166 --> 00:56:47,959
"D." Dipshits.
1013
00:56:48,083 --> 00:56:50,125
-GIRL: Douchebags.
-Defectives.
1014
00:56:50,250 --> 00:56:52,250
-Dickheads!
-(GIRLS LAUGHING)
1015
00:56:52,375 --> 00:56:55,291
Oh, my god.
He did not just say that.
1016
00:56:57,750 --> 00:56:58,750
No way.
1017
00:56:58,875 --> 00:57:01,750
So, um, I'll see you
tonight then. Hmm?
1018
00:57:05,083 --> 00:57:08,250
Floyd, wait up.
I'm sorry, okay?
1019
00:57:08,333 --> 00:57:10,959
-But I'm this close
to getting her.
-That's great.
1020
00:57:11,083 --> 00:57:13,417
-Floyd...
-No, listen, you crossed
the line this time.
1021
00:57:13,750 --> 00:57:15,333
I'm not kidding.
1022
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:22,250
Ryan, I know that you're
really into Ashley, but...
1023
00:57:22,750 --> 00:57:24,917
Maybe at some point
it's just not worth it.
1024
00:57:28,917 --> 00:57:30,291
(CHATTERING)
1025
00:57:56,458 --> 00:57:58,208
-WAITER: Ready?
-(GROANS)
1026
00:57:58,917 --> 00:58:01,583
-(GASPING)
-Yes, um,
is the sea bass smelly?
1027
00:58:01,667 --> 00:58:03,917
-It's a fish.
-(GROANING)
1028
00:58:04,291 --> 00:58:07,250
Hmm, no.
You know what I'll have?
I will have a house salad
1029
00:58:07,375 --> 00:58:09,583
with Italian vinaigrette
on the side and I'd like
a bottle of water,
1030
00:58:09,708 --> 00:58:11,834
only if it comes
in one of those pretty
blue bottles though, okay?
1031
00:58:11,917 --> 00:58:15,250
If not, I'll have
a Pellegrino. If so,
not in the bottle. Thanks.
1032
00:58:17,500 --> 00:58:19,959
-And for you, sir?
-(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
Some ice.
1033
00:58:20,250 --> 00:58:22,708
-Crushed?
-Definitely.
1034
00:58:25,917 --> 00:58:27,875
-Oh...
-That's okay.
1035
00:58:27,959 --> 00:58:30,667
Here, here.
Let mama rub it.
1036
00:58:31,417 --> 00:58:33,166
(CHATTERING)
1037
00:58:33,708 --> 00:58:35,250
Good party,
huh, Maggie?
1038
00:58:37,333 --> 00:58:39,583
Check it out! Whoo!
Full moon tonight!
1039
00:58:39,834 --> 00:58:41,875
-(LAUGHING)
-Oh, my god!
1040
00:58:42,083 --> 00:58:43,250
Oh, my god!
1041
00:58:43,625 --> 00:58:46,917
(ALL LAUGHING)
1042
00:58:48,333 --> 00:58:49,750
SLOANE: Get used to it, girl.
1043
00:58:51,583 --> 00:58:54,083
Sloane,
that outfit is... Great.
1044
00:58:54,166 --> 00:58:56,250
(GIGGLING) I like it too.
1045
00:58:56,417 --> 00:58:58,458
(GIGGLING CONTINUES)
1046
00:59:01,083 --> 00:59:02,417
RYAN: Anyone else home?
1047
00:59:03,250 --> 00:59:05,417
Nope, just us.
1048
00:59:28,917 --> 00:59:30,583
Any idea what we could do?
1049
00:59:42,250 --> 00:59:44,125
I bought some new
underwear today.
1050
00:59:44,417 --> 00:59:46,667
I thought, maybe,
I could model them
for you.
1051
00:59:48,375 --> 00:59:49,750
They're mostly thongs.
1052
00:59:51,250 --> 00:59:52,583
Right.
1053
00:59:54,417 --> 00:59:57,708
-I'm gonna take
a quick shower, okay?
-Yeah, sure, I'll...
1054
00:59:58,000 --> 00:59:59,750
I'll just wait.
1055
01:00:09,583 --> 01:00:11,166
Maybe you could join me.
1056
01:00:20,542 --> 01:00:22,542
-(GASPING)
-(THUDDING)
1057
01:00:22,917 --> 01:00:24,917
(WATER RUNNING)
1058
01:00:35,250 --> 01:00:36,750
-(SCREAMS)
-(SCREAMS)
1059
01:00:37,166 --> 01:00:39,667
Oh, my god!
Get out of here!
What did you see?
1060
01:00:39,750 --> 01:00:41,291
Nothing! You said
I could join you.
1061
01:00:41,417 --> 01:00:44,583
-I wasn't serious! Get out!
-Okay!
1062
01:00:51,959 --> 01:00:54,208
Now then,
where were we?
1063
01:01:05,083 --> 01:01:07,583
Damn!
What happened to your feet?
1064
01:01:08,125 --> 01:01:09,333
It's just a rash.
1065
01:01:12,250 --> 01:01:14,583
INGRID BERGMAN (IN FILM):
It's a crazy world.
Anything can happen.
1066
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:17,667
If you shouldn't get away...
1067
01:01:18,250 --> 01:01:21,917
I mean, if... If something
should keep us apart,
1068
01:01:23,250 --> 01:01:27,959
wherever they put you
and wherever I'll be,
I want you to know it.
1069
01:01:34,083 --> 01:01:35,208
Kiss me.
1070
01:01:35,708 --> 01:01:37,750
Kiss me as if
it were the last time.
1071
01:01:47,250 --> 01:01:49,708
So, I wonder if Maggie
and Chris have done it yet.
1072
01:01:50,583 --> 01:01:52,542
Could we not talk
about her?
1073
01:01:52,750 --> 01:01:54,667
Oh, well, if they haven't,
they will.
1074
01:01:54,750 --> 01:01:59,083
-(UNWRAPPING CONDOM)
-And then Chris will dump her
like all the others.
1075
01:02:01,917 --> 01:02:03,917
You know, we could do this
some other time.
1076
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:06,333
Maybe when you're
more up to it.
1077
01:02:16,542 --> 01:02:18,500
Casablanca. It works.
1078
01:02:20,083 --> 01:02:21,750
-Guys, what's up?
-Take me there.
1079
01:02:22,417 --> 01:02:25,417
-Hey, Chris,
you got a second?
-Oh, uh, no.
1080
01:02:25,542 --> 01:02:28,208
I gotta go meet Carter
for some quality time.
1081
01:02:28,291 --> 01:02:30,458
Oh. How's she doing?
1082
01:02:30,750 --> 01:02:32,417
Well, she's getting there.
1083
01:02:33,583 --> 01:02:35,375
What's that supposed
to mean?
1084
01:02:36,333 --> 01:02:39,417
You did good, Brian,
but I got it from here.
1085
01:02:41,250 --> 01:02:43,667
Don't worry, Brian.
He'll treat her right.
1086
01:03:07,792 --> 01:03:09,125
So what do you think?
1087
01:03:09,750 --> 01:03:11,041
For the grade school.
1088
01:03:12,917 --> 01:03:15,291
-(SIGHS) can I help?
-Nah.
1089
01:03:15,917 --> 01:03:18,917
So, where's Maggie?
I thought you knew
each other's every move.
1090
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:21,208
So did I.
1091
01:03:21,417 --> 01:03:24,208
Hmm. You want to play
with the puppets?
1092
01:03:25,083 --> 01:03:26,250
Not a chance.
1093
01:03:27,166 --> 01:03:29,542
(SIGHS)
You can change your mind.
1094
01:03:29,625 --> 01:03:31,750
That's okay. (CHUCKLES)
1095
01:03:38,583 --> 01:03:40,041
Hey, Ash, can we talk
for a second? I got...
1096
01:03:40,125 --> 01:03:42,542
-Mmm. (CHUCKLES)
-Thank you.
1097
01:03:42,667 --> 01:03:43,667
Mmm.
1098
01:03:44,291 --> 01:03:45,500
Excuse me.
1099
01:03:46,750 --> 01:03:49,041
This cake was terrible.
1100
01:03:50,917 --> 01:03:53,250
-You didn't like it?
-Oh, it was terrible.
1101
01:03:53,667 --> 01:03:56,208
Oh, I'm so sorry, Ashley.
1102
01:03:56,375 --> 01:03:59,750
-Do I know you?
-We go to school together.
I'm Miranda.
1103
01:04:00,041 --> 01:04:03,291
(CHUCKLES)
Good. Can you get me
your manager? Thanks.
1104
01:04:03,834 --> 01:04:07,166
Um, I'll just
pay for it myself.
(CHUCKLES)
1105
01:04:08,375 --> 01:04:10,583
Loser. (LAUGHS)
1106
01:04:10,667 --> 01:04:13,250
-What makes her a loser?
-Nothing. She just is a loser.
1107
01:04:13,708 --> 01:04:16,875
-Oh, then what would
make her a winner?
-Hello? Nothing.
1108
01:04:17,083 --> 01:04:19,500
Okay, a tiger can't
just change his spots.
1109
01:04:19,708 --> 01:04:22,583
All right?
I mean, just be glad
that you're a winner...
1110
01:04:23,250 --> 01:04:25,500
Like me. (LAUGHS)
1111
01:04:29,583 --> 01:04:31,417
(LOUDLY) What? What?
1112
01:04:31,542 --> 01:04:33,917
She is a fatty, round
little waitress, okay?
1113
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:37,959
-Now, you tell me what could
make her become a winner?
-Okay, I'll tell you how.
1114
01:04:38,166 --> 01:04:39,208
-Tell me.
-I will.
1115
01:04:39,291 --> 01:04:41,333
-Tell me.
-I will, if you'd stop
your petty, little,
1116
01:04:41,417 --> 01:04:43,417
self-important whining
for just one second.
1117
01:04:45,291 --> 01:04:47,834
You know what?
I can't do this anymore.
1118
01:04:48,250 --> 01:04:51,375
Is this because of the cake?
Because I didn't
like the cake?
1119
01:04:51,458 --> 01:04:54,166
All right, you know what?
I'm sorry, you know what?
I loved the cake.
1120
01:04:54,291 --> 01:04:59,083
Everyone, everyone,
I loved the cake. Could you
try the cake, because...
1121
01:04:59,250 --> 01:05:02,583
-It's not the cake, Ashley.
-Well, then I don't understand
what you're so upset about.
1122
01:05:02,667 --> 01:05:06,417
I know you don't,
and that's the goddamn of it,
is that you really don't know.
1123
01:05:06,667 --> 01:05:08,291
But then you said so yourself,
1124
01:05:08,750 --> 01:05:11,417
"a tiger can't
change his spots."
1125
01:05:14,166 --> 01:05:17,500
Brian, I'm scared.
1126
01:05:17,792 --> 01:05:20,500
Yeah, look,
here's $5 for the cake.
1127
01:05:20,625 --> 01:05:22,750
$5 to buy a clue.
This is over.
1128
01:05:22,917 --> 01:05:25,000
Brian. Brian.
1129
01:05:25,583 --> 01:05:29,125
-I love you, Brian Ryan!
-MAN: "I love you."
1130
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:34,625
So, when's the wedding,
anyways?
1131
01:05:34,792 --> 01:05:37,208
-Yeah, you picked out
your dress yet?
-Shit.
1132
01:05:37,750 --> 01:05:39,917
You fags be ready
come prom night,
1133
01:05:40,083 --> 01:05:41,792
for the Chris Campbell
nail-and-bail.
1134
01:05:41,917 --> 01:05:42,959
(CHUCKLING)
1135
01:05:43,083 --> 01:05:45,917
Nice rhyme.
Did you make that up
all by yourself?
1136
01:05:46,041 --> 01:05:47,208
(SCOFFING)
1137
01:05:47,291 --> 01:05:48,750
I'll catch you guys
later, okay?
1138
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:50,667
-Yeah, all right.
-Right on.
1139
01:05:51,792 --> 01:05:53,000
So...
1140
01:05:53,792 --> 01:05:57,083
So, how does this work anyway?
The old nail-and-bail?
1141
01:05:57,625 --> 01:06:01,583
Like you don't know?
I saw Grant this morning,
blubbering like a whale.
1142
01:06:01,959 --> 01:06:04,083
-So?
-So, you didn't try
to sleep with her?
1143
01:06:04,166 --> 01:06:06,708
-It wasn't like that.
-You see, it is like that.
1144
01:06:06,959 --> 01:06:11,417
-No, it isn't, because you
never cared about Maggie.
-Neither did you.
1145
01:06:11,750 --> 01:06:13,166
I cared about her.
1146
01:06:13,792 --> 01:06:15,834
Don't look so surprised,
partner.
1147
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:18,333
Nail-and-bail has crushed far
greater chicks than Carter.
1148
01:06:18,417 --> 01:06:22,542
There is not a chance in hell
Maggie sleeps with you, okay.
She's better than that!
1149
01:06:22,750 --> 01:06:25,959
Well, maybe she used to be,
but then you stepped in
and changed all that.
1150
01:06:26,208 --> 01:06:29,417
-Didn't you, Brian?
-It is Ryan! It's not Brian!
1151
01:06:29,500 --> 01:06:31,583
It doesn't really matter,
does it?
1152
01:06:37,959 --> 01:06:39,917
COACH: Get in that box now,
Sue Ann!
1153
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:41,083
Floyd, have you seen Maggie?
1154
01:06:41,208 --> 01:06:43,000
I'm not talking to you,
jackhole!
1155
01:06:43,917 --> 01:06:44,917
(BALL HITS BACKSTOP)
1156
01:06:45,375 --> 01:06:47,333
Well, well, well,
what have we got here?
1157
01:06:47,417 --> 01:06:49,291
Someone trying out
some pants?
1158
01:06:49,792 --> 01:06:53,125
Hey, listen, you can be pissed
at me if you want to,
that's fine.
1159
01:06:53,417 --> 01:06:54,625
I deserve it.
1160
01:06:55,875 --> 01:06:56,834
(BALL HITS BACKSTOP)
1161
01:06:56,917 --> 01:06:58,250
Just tell me
if you've seen her.
1162
01:06:58,792 --> 01:07:01,417
Not since you scared her off,
bird-dogging for sniff.
1163
01:07:01,500 --> 01:07:04,583
What is this,
some ladies' afternoon tea?
1164
01:07:08,875 --> 01:07:11,250
(GROANING)
1165
01:07:11,875 --> 01:07:13,041
Walk it off.
1166
01:07:13,542 --> 01:07:16,750
(GROANS LOUDER)
1167
01:07:19,667 --> 01:07:21,041
What are you guys doing
at my house?
1168
01:07:21,125 --> 01:07:24,583
-What happened
between you and Ashley?
-Is there someone else?
1169
01:07:24,750 --> 01:07:26,417
Was it the hair
on her back?
1170
01:07:26,542 --> 01:07:30,291
'Cause she is
getting that removed.
Uh, that hair.
1171
01:07:30,792 --> 01:07:33,125
Isn't there anything
that she can do?
1172
01:07:33,625 --> 01:07:37,750
Look, short of
camping on my lawn
and begging profusely, no.
1173
01:07:40,250 --> 01:07:41,458
(SIGHS)
1174
01:08:22,625 --> 01:08:24,000
I cut out today
and bought it.
1175
01:08:25,250 --> 01:08:26,625
For prom.
1176
01:08:27,542 --> 01:08:29,792
-What do you think?
-Yeah? I think it's great.
1177
01:08:29,917 --> 01:08:30,917
Yeah.
1178
01:08:31,041 --> 01:08:34,333
I mean, it's perfect.
1179
01:08:35,583 --> 01:08:37,041
Do you think Chris
will like it?
1180
01:08:38,041 --> 01:08:39,583
You know...
1181
01:08:41,750 --> 01:08:43,250
Are you sure about him?
1182
01:08:44,250 --> 01:08:45,834
I mean,
are you really sure?
1183
01:08:46,750 --> 01:08:49,417
-What are you
talking about?
-Chris.
1184
01:08:51,917 --> 01:08:53,500
I wanted Ashley Grant.
1185
01:08:54,375 --> 01:08:55,583
So?
1186
01:08:55,834 --> 01:08:57,542
So I told him
what to say to you.
1187
01:08:59,917 --> 01:09:02,583
The e-mails,
the nursing home...
1188
01:09:04,625 --> 01:09:06,834
And he helped me out
with Ashley.
1189
01:09:10,333 --> 01:09:11,750
I'm sorry, Maggie.
1190
01:09:14,834 --> 01:09:16,250
I don't believe you.
1191
01:09:16,750 --> 01:09:19,625
Look, when you're alone
with him, face-to-face,
1192
01:09:20,542 --> 01:09:24,250
does he ever say anything
clever or funny
or even sincere?
1193
01:09:24,500 --> 01:09:27,792
-He's shy.
-No, he's not shy, Maggie,
he's a dumbass.
1194
01:09:29,458 --> 01:09:33,250
In the theater,
I said you were beautiful.
Me!
1195
01:09:34,208 --> 01:09:35,417
I meant it...
1196
01:09:36,625 --> 01:09:40,583
Because I have
feelings for you.
1197
01:09:43,125 --> 01:09:45,083
You're really pathetic,
do you know that?
1198
01:09:45,667 --> 01:09:47,291
-Maggie, I...
-No.
1199
01:09:47,458 --> 01:09:49,875
I'm sorry if things didn't
work out for you, but...
1200
01:09:50,625 --> 01:09:52,291
Do you think you could just
tear me and Chris down
1201
01:09:52,417 --> 01:09:54,291
because Ashley Grant
broke up with you?
1202
01:09:54,458 --> 01:09:56,792
-Maggie, listen, I...
-No, because honestly...
1203
01:09:57,750 --> 01:10:00,583
I don't even see that guy
you used to be anymore, Ryan.
1204
01:10:03,208 --> 01:10:04,625
I see a liar.
1205
01:10:07,834 --> 01:10:09,542
(SNIFFLING) Brian.
1206
01:10:24,083 --> 01:10:25,542
(ASHLEY CRYING)
1207
01:10:26,083 --> 01:10:27,625
If you run your mascara,
it's gonna look really bad.
1208
01:10:27,750 --> 01:10:29,291
(CONTINUES CRYING)
1209
01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:40,625
Would one of you whores
please give me a tissue?
1210
01:10:44,750 --> 01:10:46,333
-(BOYS LAUGHING)
-FLOYD: Oh, you can see her...
1211
01:10:46,417 --> 01:10:48,083
COSMO: Oh, it's a twosome.
1212
01:10:48,166 --> 01:10:50,333
-FLOYD: Oh,
they're gonna get it on.
-COSMO: Oh, it's a threesome.
1213
01:10:50,417 --> 01:10:54,458
-Threesome, huh?
-Hey, did you guys hear
the theme for the prom?
1214
01:10:54,625 --> 01:10:55,750
-Uh-uh.
-Uh-uh.
1215
01:10:56,708 --> 01:10:58,041
"Titanic dreams."
1216
01:10:58,333 --> 01:10:59,542
What?
1217
01:10:59,750 --> 01:11:01,208
Those people died!
1218
01:11:02,417 --> 01:11:05,333
True. But they have
become legends.
1219
01:11:05,583 --> 01:11:08,750
-Yeah.
-COSMO: Like your idol,
Virgil Doolittle.
1220
01:11:19,583 --> 01:11:21,792
ASHLEY: Take me to the prom!
1221
01:11:23,208 --> 01:11:26,917
Take me to the prom!
1222
01:11:34,250 --> 01:11:37,417
Please,
take me to the prom!
1223
01:11:37,917 --> 01:11:40,083
Fine, just go home.
1224
01:11:40,583 --> 01:11:43,250
Okay. Thank you.
1225
01:11:45,708 --> 01:11:48,750
CHRIS: I want everything
tonight to be as beautiful
as you look.
1226
01:11:49,417 --> 01:11:53,083
Dinner, prom, the hotel.
1227
01:11:54,083 --> 01:11:55,625
(STU COOING)
1228
01:11:55,917 --> 01:12:00,166
-Aww, aren't puppies cute?
-(ALL LAUGHING)
1229
01:12:00,875 --> 01:12:02,250
Get out of here, man.
1230
01:12:03,291 --> 01:12:04,959
So, I wonder where Ash
went tonight.
1231
01:12:05,375 --> 01:12:08,000
-Is she not going to prom?
-She's going with Brian.
1232
01:12:08,250 --> 01:12:11,291
(SCOFFS)
Yeah, she was crawling
on her knees for him.
1233
01:12:11,417 --> 01:12:13,291
-(LAUGHING)
-MARNIE: Can you
blame her though?
1234
01:12:13,417 --> 01:12:15,417
-Brian rocks.
-CHRIS: Give me a break.
1235
01:12:15,875 --> 01:12:18,959
He's a geek.
Tell 'em, Maggie.
1236
01:12:26,125 --> 01:12:27,583
I heard
he plays the accordion.
1237
01:12:28,417 --> 01:12:30,208
(ALL LAUGHING)
1238
01:12:32,291 --> 01:12:35,333
-To the prom!
-To the prom!
1239
01:12:35,583 --> 01:12:37,375
(ALL WHOOPING)
1240
01:12:51,333 --> 01:12:53,083
FLOYD: Go, go, go, go, go, go.
1241
01:12:54,333 --> 01:12:56,375
COSMO: Hey,
watch the threads. Ouch.
1242
01:12:59,250 --> 01:13:01,291
I can't believe
we don't have dates.
1243
01:13:01,583 --> 01:13:04,083
-I do.
-You've got a date?
1244
01:13:04,667 --> 01:13:06,959
Well, you don't know her.
She's recently divorced.
1245
01:13:09,291 --> 01:13:11,333
-Okay.
-Uh-huh.
1246
01:13:12,208 --> 01:13:14,750
-What?
-Sure, Cosmo.
1247
01:13:15,125 --> 01:13:16,583
(HONKING)
1248
01:13:17,166 --> 01:13:18,417
Hello?
1249
01:13:19,417 --> 01:13:20,583
Where are you?
1250
01:13:21,500 --> 01:13:22,875
(HONKING)
1251
01:13:29,166 --> 01:13:30,250
(FOX ON THE RUN PLAYING)
1252
01:13:30,375 --> 01:13:32,417
♪ Yes, you don't
look the same
1253
01:13:33,250 --> 01:13:38,583
♪ The way you did before
1254
01:13:39,083 --> 01:13:43,417
♪ Hey, you think
you got a pretty face
1255
01:13:44,417 --> 01:13:47,500
♪ But the rest of you
is out of place
1256
01:13:48,417 --> 01:13:52,875
♪ You looked
all right before ♪
1257
01:13:53,583 --> 01:13:56,166
Ashley, um, would you
sign my yearbook?
1258
01:13:56,250 --> 01:13:58,875
-Twenty bucks.
-Cool! I'll go get my purse.
1259
01:13:58,959 --> 01:14:02,333
They are so easy. Let's go
have our picture taken
before she gets back. Come on.
1260
01:14:02,750 --> 01:14:06,083
Hey, what's going on,
hot stuff? Hey, nice ass,
yeah. What's going on?
1261
01:14:06,208 --> 01:14:07,542
Hey, ladies, what's going...
1262
01:14:07,625 --> 01:14:09,750
Hey, chickie,
what's going on?
1263
01:14:10,083 --> 01:14:12,708
Nice. And...
1264
01:14:13,083 --> 01:14:15,750
-(CAMERA CLICKING)
-Thank you.
Next couple, please.
1265
01:14:17,333 --> 01:14:19,417
-Our turn.
-PHOTOGRAPHER: You kids next?
1266
01:14:19,542 --> 01:14:21,041
Great.
1267
01:14:22,291 --> 01:14:23,500
All right.
1268
01:14:25,208 --> 01:14:27,291
-What's up, Cosmo?
-Hey, Floyd, good to see you.
1269
01:14:27,417 --> 01:14:29,375
-Daddy!
-No, no, no. Hold on.
1270
01:14:29,917 --> 01:14:32,625
No, that's not daddy.
Remember, we talked about it?
1271
01:14:32,750 --> 01:14:35,375
That's mommy's date.
Okay? All right.
1272
01:14:35,458 --> 01:14:37,917
Yeah, Floyd, this is my date.
1273
01:14:38,041 --> 01:14:41,625
-I'm Floyd.
You have a nice rack.
-Well, thank you. (LAUGHS)
1274
01:14:44,375 --> 01:14:46,166
PHOTOGRAPHER: Nice.
Thank you.
1275
01:14:47,333 --> 01:14:49,625
-Hurt yourself?
-No, sorry.
1276
01:14:49,750 --> 01:14:52,834
Buns of steel, partner.
Buns of steel.
1277
01:14:54,625 --> 01:14:55,917
Looking good.
1278
01:14:57,917 --> 01:14:59,583
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
1279
01:15:05,458 --> 01:15:07,583
-(MUSIC STOPS)
-(STUDENTS PROTESTING)
1280
01:15:07,708 --> 01:15:08,917
All right.
1281
01:15:09,250 --> 01:15:10,917
(STUDENTS BOOING)
1282
01:15:11,041 --> 01:15:12,250
People, listen up!
1283
01:15:13,792 --> 01:15:17,542
In a few minutes,
we will be announcing
the prom king and queen.
1284
01:15:17,667 --> 01:15:20,125
(CLAMORING)
1285
01:15:21,458 --> 01:15:26,250
Well, I guess there will be
no king and queen
of the prom this year.
1286
01:15:26,417 --> 01:15:30,333
(CHEERING)
1287
01:15:34,417 --> 01:15:36,000
I'm gonna go
check my makeup.
1288
01:15:36,959 --> 01:15:38,291
I'll be right back.
1289
01:15:38,500 --> 01:15:41,250
That's great.
See if you can find your face
in there, okay?
1290
01:15:42,083 --> 01:15:43,750
Don't be a shit
to your date, Ryan.
1291
01:15:43,875 --> 01:15:45,291
(HOLDING BACK THE YEARS
PLAYING)
1292
01:15:45,417 --> 01:15:48,083
♪ Holding back the years
1293
01:15:50,083 --> 01:15:52,417
-Come on, let's dance.
-Mom, come on.
1294
01:15:52,500 --> 01:15:54,750
Shut up and dance
with your mother.
1295
01:15:57,250 --> 01:16:00,291
-You know,
it's getting late.
-You're getting old.
1296
01:16:00,792 --> 01:16:02,750
-It's early yet.
-Is it?
1297
01:16:04,542 --> 01:16:06,458
Just a little
fatherly advice, kiddo.
1298
01:16:06,583 --> 01:16:08,166
It's later than you think.
1299
01:16:11,083 --> 01:16:14,959
♪ Strangled by
the wishes of pater
1300
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:20,250
♪ Hoping for the arms of mater
1301
01:16:22,750 --> 01:16:26,250
♪ Get to me sooner or later
1302
01:16:27,792 --> 01:16:30,083
♪ Yeah
Ooh yeah ♪
1303
01:16:33,208 --> 01:16:34,333
(SQUEAKING)
1304
01:16:37,125 --> 01:16:39,542
Gentlemen,
the hour is nigh.
1305
01:16:39,625 --> 01:16:41,500
-Okay.
-What's "nigh?"
1306
01:16:41,750 --> 01:16:44,583
-I don't know, but I gotta go
find my date.
-Okay.
1307
01:16:52,083 --> 01:16:54,208
No, no, no.
Let's go over here.
1308
01:16:54,291 --> 01:16:56,083
-I thought we
were gonna dance.
-We are, we are.
1309
01:16:56,208 --> 01:16:58,875
-No, we're definitely
gonna dance.
-(GROANS)
1310
01:17:25,792 --> 01:17:27,834
(KEYS CLINKING)
1311
01:17:31,125 --> 01:17:32,333
(MOUTHING)
1312
01:17:36,542 --> 01:17:38,083
-(MUSIC STOPS)
-(STUDENTS PROTESTING)
1313
01:17:38,166 --> 01:17:40,000
GUY: Put the music back on,
man!
1314
01:17:41,792 --> 01:17:43,500
(PROTESTING CONTINUES)
1315
01:17:46,083 --> 01:17:47,875
HECKLER:
What is wrong with you?
1316
01:17:47,959 --> 01:17:49,375
This is bogus!
1317
01:17:49,917 --> 01:17:51,375
HECKLER: This sucks!
1318
01:17:53,375 --> 01:17:55,208
All these notes are for you,
Maggie.
1319
01:17:55,333 --> 01:17:57,583
-(GASPS)
-(GASPS) Oh, my god.
1320
01:17:59,583 --> 01:18:00,917
GIRL: We don't care!
1321
01:18:01,250 --> 01:18:02,959
(PROTESTING CONTINUES)
1322
01:18:03,083 --> 01:18:05,125
(PLAYING MELT WITH YOU)
1323
01:18:08,083 --> 01:18:10,583
(STUDENTS CLAMORING)
1324
01:18:29,125 --> 01:18:30,750
Shakin' it, man!
1325
01:18:45,125 --> 01:18:47,125
-See the geek?
-What in the...
1326
01:18:47,917 --> 01:18:49,250
Woodman!
1327
01:18:50,708 --> 01:18:54,166
I christen thee
S.S. Titanic.
1328
01:18:55,708 --> 01:18:56,708
(MECHINICAL WHIRRING)
1329
01:18:56,792 --> 01:18:58,166
(ALL SCREAMING)
1330
01:19:00,125 --> 01:19:01,750
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
1331
01:19:03,166 --> 01:19:07,083
Woodman!
Get your ass off the stage!
Just get off...
1332
01:19:07,291 --> 01:19:08,583
Woah!
1333
01:19:12,125 --> 01:19:13,333
Mayhem.
1334
01:19:13,917 --> 01:19:15,542
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
1335
01:19:18,375 --> 01:19:20,500
MAN: Get out of the way!
Stop pushing!
1336
01:19:20,625 --> 01:19:21,625
(WOMAN SCREAMS)
1337
01:19:24,166 --> 01:19:25,375
Ahh! (GRUNTS)
1338
01:19:26,583 --> 01:19:28,333
-(CROWD CLAMORING)
-(CHUCKLING)
1339
01:19:28,458 --> 01:19:30,333
(SCREAMING)
1340
01:19:32,208 --> 01:19:33,917
(ALL CLAMORING)
1341
01:19:36,083 --> 01:19:37,458
(SCREAMING)
1342
01:19:37,959 --> 01:19:40,250
You guys should go back
to the limo, okay?
Women and children first.
1343
01:19:40,375 --> 01:19:41,667
-Go! I'll meet you there.
-Oh, good.
1344
01:19:41,792 --> 01:19:42,792
(SCREAMING)
1345
01:19:44,583 --> 01:19:45,792
(BOTH SCREAMING)
1346
01:19:46,542 --> 01:19:48,792
Oh, my god.
This is beautiful.
1347
01:19:49,125 --> 01:19:51,208
(ALL SCREAMING)
1348
01:19:51,750 --> 01:19:53,750
-This is the best prom
ever, man.
-Yeah.
1349
01:19:54,375 --> 01:19:57,834
(SCREAMING) Oh, my god!
My dress!
1350
01:20:00,041 --> 01:20:03,083
(SCREAMING)
1351
01:20:05,750 --> 01:20:07,000
(SCREAMING)
1352
01:20:08,792 --> 01:20:09,792
(GASPING)
1353
01:20:12,417 --> 01:20:15,458
Brian! Brian, help me!
1354
01:20:15,875 --> 01:20:17,083
Brian!
1355
01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:20,041
Maggie!
1356
01:20:20,917 --> 01:20:21,959
Help!
1357
01:20:22,125 --> 01:20:24,166
(WHOOPS)
1358
01:20:33,875 --> 01:20:35,083
(GRUNTS)
1359
01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:39,208
What the hell
was that?
1360
01:20:46,875 --> 01:20:47,875
(WHIMPERING)
1361
01:20:48,458 --> 01:20:50,458
(SIRENS APPROACHING)
1362
01:20:52,417 --> 01:20:54,708
(SIRENS BLARING)
1363
01:20:54,792 --> 01:20:57,041
(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)
1364
01:21:01,125 --> 01:21:04,000
(SHIVERING) I'm cold, Rose.
I'm so cold.
1365
01:21:05,208 --> 01:21:06,875
I'm sinking. Rose...
1366
01:21:08,417 --> 01:21:12,458
Jack! Jack! Jack!
1367
01:21:15,667 --> 01:21:18,000
-(SIREN WAILING)
-(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)
1368
01:21:23,542 --> 01:21:25,333
(RADIO CHATTER CONTINUES)
1369
01:21:25,792 --> 01:21:29,125
It's mayhem!
Yeah, it's chaos, sir.
Nobody saw anything.
1370
01:21:29,250 --> 01:21:31,083
-OFFICER: You see anything,
Matthews?
-No, sir.
1371
01:21:31,166 --> 01:21:32,458
I did.
1372
01:21:33,792 --> 01:21:35,208
He's the bastard.
1373
01:21:35,500 --> 01:21:37,166
(INDISTINCT RADIO
CHATTER)
1374
01:21:38,208 --> 01:21:39,667
He planned the whole thing
himself.
1375
01:21:40,166 --> 01:21:42,917
You fink!
They'll never
take me alive!
1376
01:21:44,417 --> 01:21:45,875
-Let's get him!
-Never!
1377
01:21:46,041 --> 01:21:48,417
Get down!
Put your hands
behind your back!
1378
01:21:48,542 --> 01:21:50,291
Textbook takedown,
huh, men?
1379
01:21:50,458 --> 01:21:52,917
Make sure you rough me up
in front of the honeys, huh?
1380
01:21:54,917 --> 01:21:57,875
Hold up, guys.
I got this one.
1381
01:22:00,417 --> 01:22:01,875
Thanks, man.
1382
01:22:03,917 --> 01:22:05,667
I heard his father's
in prison.
1383
01:22:05,792 --> 01:22:07,583
I heard he slept
with the school nurse.
1384
01:22:07,708 --> 01:22:10,667
-GIRL: He's hot!
-GIRL 2: Oh, he's boiling!
(LAUGHS)
1385
01:22:21,083 --> 01:22:23,792
-(STARTS ENGINE)
-Take me to the hotel,
driver.
1386
01:22:23,917 --> 01:22:26,625
-(GROANS)
-Sheesh! Somebody's in a hurry
for some lovin'.
1387
01:22:27,166 --> 01:22:29,083
(ALL CHATTERING)
1388
01:22:33,125 --> 01:22:34,708
(LAUGHING)
1389
01:22:38,750 --> 01:22:40,250
(SIGHS) Chris...
1390
01:22:41,166 --> 01:22:43,291
This night is really
important to me, okay?
1391
01:22:43,750 --> 01:22:44,959
It's important to me too.
1392
01:22:45,291 --> 01:22:47,959
Um, why don't you
lie on the bed,
1393
01:22:48,125 --> 01:22:50,375
and make yourself
a little more comfortable?
1394
01:22:50,667 --> 01:22:51,917
Good idea.
1395
01:23:06,208 --> 01:23:09,208
(CHATTERING)
1396
01:23:11,750 --> 01:23:13,500
Ooh, this is it!
1397
01:23:15,208 --> 01:23:16,500
(GRUNTING)
1398
01:23:17,166 --> 01:23:18,750
On your back, stallion.
1399
01:23:20,375 --> 01:23:21,333
(GROANS)
1400
01:23:21,417 --> 01:23:23,583
Ash, look,
we got all night, right?
1401
01:23:24,083 --> 01:23:25,583
Yes, we do.
1402
01:23:25,917 --> 01:23:27,458
(PANTING)
1403
01:23:27,583 --> 01:23:29,917
Okay, well... Mmm, okay.
1404
01:23:30,458 --> 01:23:33,583
Why don't you just wait
here, and I'll go get us
some champagne.
1405
01:23:33,667 --> 01:23:35,166
-Okay.
-All right.
1406
01:23:35,542 --> 01:23:36,750
Forgot something.
1407
01:23:38,583 --> 01:23:40,500
-Hurry back.
-Okay.
1408
01:23:42,333 --> 01:23:43,792
(PANTING)
1409
01:23:46,750 --> 01:23:48,792
-(LAUGHING)
-(CHATTERING)
1410
01:23:57,583 --> 01:23:59,583
(INDISTINCT RADIO
CHATTER)
1411
01:24:02,750 --> 01:24:05,834
FLOYD: Hey, um,
do they have a jail
out here in the woods?
1412
01:24:09,125 --> 01:24:11,792
CHRIS: Damn, Carter,
these knots are pretty tight.
1413
01:24:11,959 --> 01:24:13,083
Summer camp.
1414
01:24:13,375 --> 01:24:14,875
Oh, god.
1415
01:24:16,417 --> 01:24:20,417
-(SIGHS) When good girls
go bad.
-(CHUCKLES)
1416
01:24:23,083 --> 01:24:25,125
(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)
1417
01:24:29,417 --> 01:24:32,959
Hey, uh, this isn't like
one of those games when you...
1418
01:24:33,250 --> 01:24:36,333
You give me
a 30-second head start
and then hunt me down, is it?
1419
01:24:37,542 --> 01:24:38,917
Don't move.
1420
01:24:43,250 --> 01:24:47,291
Because, uh, I'm really slow
and not very cunning.
1421
01:24:47,917 --> 01:24:50,667
I'm sure you'd have me
in 45 seconds, tops.
1422
01:24:53,458 --> 01:24:54,834
Maggie?
1423
01:24:58,667 --> 01:25:00,041
Have you seen
Maggie Carter?
1424
01:25:01,792 --> 01:25:03,750
Who knew
you were such a freak?
1425
01:25:04,125 --> 01:25:06,083
Mmm. I'm surprised you didn't.
1426
01:25:06,917 --> 01:25:09,166
I mean, you knew
so many other things
about me.
1427
01:25:09,417 --> 01:25:11,667
Like my favorite movie.
1428
01:25:11,750 --> 01:25:13,500
Casablanca.
1429
01:25:14,083 --> 01:25:15,750
And my favorite book.
1430
01:25:16,250 --> 01:25:18,792
Ni-ni-ni-nine stories.
1431
01:25:19,208 --> 01:25:20,417
(GIGGLES)
1432
01:25:21,250 --> 01:25:24,708
By the way,
which one's your favorite
1433
01:25:26,041 --> 01:25:27,708
of the nine stories, hmm?
1434
01:25:28,500 --> 01:25:30,000
The long one?
1435
01:25:30,417 --> 01:25:32,250
-Sorry, Chris.
-What?
1436
01:25:32,375 --> 01:25:33,667
Wrong answer.
1437
01:25:34,542 --> 01:25:35,917
Yeah, uh...
1438
01:25:36,959 --> 01:25:39,875
Uh, Carter,
you're sort of starting
to creep me out here.
1439
01:25:39,959 --> 01:25:41,166
Shh.
1440
01:25:41,834 --> 01:25:44,250
-There's just
one more question.
-Okay.
1441
01:25:45,500 --> 01:25:46,917
How's it feel
to be played?
1442
01:25:47,542 --> 01:25:48,834
(LOUDLY) what?
1443
01:25:48,917 --> 01:25:50,166
(GAGGING)
1444
01:25:50,708 --> 01:25:53,125
(MUFFLED YELLING)
1445
01:25:53,250 --> 01:25:54,500
Okay.
1446
01:25:55,166 --> 01:25:57,792
-Smile now, prom date.
-(SCREAMING)
1447
01:26:00,208 --> 01:26:02,875
You know, Chris,
there's one thing
you're right about.
1448
01:26:03,166 --> 01:26:06,417
What we do tonight
is probably how we'll
be remembered.
1449
01:26:06,834 --> 01:26:09,208
(MUFFLED YELLING
CONTINUES)
1450
01:26:13,375 --> 01:26:14,834
-Hey, Maggie.
-Hey, guys.
1451
01:26:16,792 --> 01:26:18,917
-Is that, um...
-Chris.
1452
01:26:19,792 --> 01:26:22,375
Yeah. Tell your friends.
1453
01:26:23,834 --> 01:26:26,208
(CHATTERING)
1454
01:26:44,208 --> 01:26:47,625
ASHLEY: Shh. Don't say a word.
Just have me.
1455
01:26:53,291 --> 01:26:56,542
Uh, you do know that people
will be looking for me and...
1456
01:26:56,667 --> 01:26:57,959
(HITS METAL)
1457
01:27:05,875 --> 01:27:08,041
This is really all
Virgil Doolittle's fault.
1458
01:27:08,125 --> 01:27:10,792
I mean, sure, I want to be
a legend and all, but, hey...
1459
01:27:10,917 --> 01:27:15,834
Hey, I was just
joking around,
pulling a prank, all right?
1460
01:27:21,083 --> 01:27:22,708
You should really
think about it.
1461
01:27:23,417 --> 01:27:24,583
Your future.
1462
01:27:27,375 --> 01:27:30,083
Yeah. Okay, I'll do that.
1463
01:27:30,750 --> 01:27:32,000
Thank you.
1464
01:27:34,083 --> 01:27:35,834
(CAR ENGINE STARTING)
1465
01:27:43,917 --> 01:27:46,083
(CLAMORING)
1466
01:27:48,333 --> 01:27:49,667
Maggie!
1467
01:27:58,583 --> 01:27:59,792
RYAN: Maggie.
1468
01:28:06,583 --> 01:28:07,750
Maggie!
1469
01:28:08,792 --> 01:28:10,250
Maggie,
I need to talk to you.
1470
01:28:25,583 --> 01:28:28,625
What, lying and cheating
weren't enough? Now you're
breaking and entering?
1471
01:28:29,083 --> 01:28:30,250
Ow.
1472
01:28:31,417 --> 01:28:33,375
The prince
ascends my balcony,
1473
01:28:33,750 --> 01:28:37,000
looks deeply into my eyes
and says, "Ow."
1474
01:28:38,250 --> 01:28:39,417
How romantic.
1475
01:28:39,750 --> 01:28:40,917
You didn't let me finish.
1476
01:28:42,250 --> 01:28:45,625
I meant, ow,
that really hurts like hell.
1477
01:28:48,917 --> 01:28:50,917
But not near as bad
as losing you.
1478
01:28:54,583 --> 01:28:56,834
Or knowing that
I can't take it back.
1479
01:29:01,458 --> 01:29:03,208
I wish I could, Maggie.
1480
01:29:04,291 --> 01:29:05,625
You lied to me, Ryan.
1481
01:29:06,917 --> 01:29:09,000
You steered me
right into that world,
1482
01:29:10,208 --> 01:29:11,583
made me feel
like I belonged.
1483
01:29:12,291 --> 01:29:13,959
You do belong.
1484
01:29:16,583 --> 01:29:18,208
You belong with me.
1485
01:29:20,542 --> 01:29:22,291
You know,
talk is cheap, Ryan.
1486
01:29:23,667 --> 01:29:26,750
And if there's one thing
I've learned from all this,
it's that.
1487
01:29:30,458 --> 01:29:31,917
If I let you off the hook,
1488
01:29:32,000 --> 01:29:33,917
do you know
how much you owe me?
1489
01:29:35,917 --> 01:29:37,250
I do.
1490
01:29:40,708 --> 01:29:42,250
The things I do for you.
1491
01:29:43,000 --> 01:29:44,375
(SIGHS)
1492
01:29:53,291 --> 01:29:55,375
(CHARM ATTACK PLAYING)
1493
01:30:10,583 --> 01:30:12,917
Got your neck back for you,
Gilmore.
1494
01:30:17,583 --> 01:30:21,000
♪ He's the kind of guy
who's always passing by
1495
01:30:21,166 --> 01:30:23,792
♪ Who never has time
to spend
1496
01:30:24,500 --> 01:30:27,041
♪ And he'll take you
for a spin
1497
01:30:27,166 --> 01:30:29,083
♪ And want to look within
1498
01:30:29,208 --> 01:30:31,834
♪ To find out who you are
1499
01:30:32,750 --> 01:30:35,458
♪ And he numbs himself
with weed
1500
01:30:35,834 --> 01:30:40,208
♪ He's from the coldest breed
who judge by what they see
1501
01:30:40,625 --> 01:30:43,083
♪ And I thought
he was smart enough
1502
01:30:43,166 --> 01:30:45,792
♪ To know that the girl
on his arm
1503
01:30:45,917 --> 01:30:48,250
♪ Will never calm his storms
1504
01:30:50,458 --> 01:30:53,291
♪ Watch out
he'll charm you
1505
01:30:53,625 --> 01:30:55,333
♪ Smoother than
the L.A. weather
1506
01:30:55,417 --> 01:30:57,583
♪ That's how he holds
himself together
1507
01:30:57,792 --> 01:30:59,667
♪ He is colder
than the winter
1508
01:30:59,750 --> 01:31:01,708
♪ I wrap my coat around
to better
1509
01:31:01,792 --> 01:31:04,917
♪ Counteract his charm attack
that leaves me hungry
1510
01:31:05,041 --> 01:31:09,166
♪ Well, I'm no savior
but I tried to save you
1511
01:31:09,291 --> 01:31:11,583
♪ With all
1512
01:31:11,792 --> 01:31:13,375
♪ My
1513
01:31:13,834 --> 01:31:15,417
♪ Love
1514
01:31:17,375 --> 01:31:19,333
♪ That rage
1515
01:31:19,417 --> 01:31:25,750
♪ And hide inside
1516
01:31:33,250 --> 01:31:37,417
♪ And he has his minions
with no real opinions
1517
01:31:37,542 --> 01:31:40,708
♪ 'Cause they all walk
on glass
1518
01:31:41,458 --> 01:31:43,875
♪ And your lies
become the truth
1519
01:31:43,959 --> 01:31:46,041
♪ And give me the proof
1520
01:31:46,125 --> 01:31:48,750
♪ That you really care
1521
01:31:49,542 --> 01:31:51,542
♪ With your gorgeous grin
1522
01:31:51,625 --> 01:31:53,458
♪ You have the world
sucked in
1523
01:31:53,583 --> 01:31:56,917
♪ Believin'
in everything you say
1524
01:31:59,083 --> 01:32:02,000
♪ Watch out
he'll charm you
1525
01:32:02,166 --> 01:32:03,959
♪ Smoother than
the L.A. weather
1526
01:32:04,083 --> 01:32:06,291
♪ That's how
he holds himself together
1527
01:32:06,417 --> 01:32:08,083
♪ He is colder
than the winter
1528
01:32:08,166 --> 01:32:10,291
♪ I wrap my coat around
to better
1529
01:32:10,417 --> 01:32:13,500
♪ Counteract his charm attack
that leaves me hungry
1530
01:32:13,583 --> 01:32:17,834
♪ Well, I'm no savior
but I tried to save you
1531
01:32:17,917 --> 01:32:20,458
♪ With all
1532
01:32:20,583 --> 01:32:22,417
♪ My
1533
01:32:22,500 --> 01:32:24,333
♪ Love
1534
01:32:26,041 --> 01:32:28,041
♪ That rage
1535
01:32:28,208 --> 01:32:34,417
♪ And hide inside
1536
01:32:46,667 --> 01:32:48,417
♪ Smoother than
the L.A. weather
1537
01:32:48,542 --> 01:32:50,625
♪ That's how
he holds himself together
1538
01:32:50,750 --> 01:32:52,667
♪ He is colder
than the winter
1539
01:32:52,750 --> 01:32:54,667
♪ I wrap my coat around
to better
1540
01:32:54,792 --> 01:32:57,959
♪ Counteract his charm attack
that leaves me hungry
1541
01:32:58,083 --> 01:33:02,333
♪ Well, I'm no savior
but I tried to save you
1542
01:33:02,458 --> 01:33:05,875
♪ With all
1543
01:33:06,458 --> 01:33:10,542
♪ And he stamps
on every emotion
1544
01:33:10,625 --> 01:33:14,500
♪ And he dampens
each and every explosion
1545
01:33:14,583 --> 01:33:18,500
♪ And he stamps
on every emotion
1546
01:33:18,583 --> 01:33:22,583
♪ And he dampens
each and every explosion
1547
01:33:22,667 --> 01:33:26,708
♪ And he stamps
on every emotion
1548
01:33:26,792 --> 01:33:30,542
♪ And he dampens
each and every explosion
1549
01:33:30,625 --> 01:33:34,583
♪ And he stamps
on every emotion
1550
01:33:34,708 --> 01:33:39,000
♪ And he dampens
each and every explosion
1551
01:33:39,083 --> 01:33:41,417
♪ Stamps on
1552
01:33:42,250 --> 01:33:45,500
♪ Every emotion
1553
01:33:46,208 --> 01:33:49,625
♪ And he dampens
1554
01:33:50,291 --> 01:33:54,083
♪ Every explosion
1555
01:33:54,625 --> 01:33:58,250
♪ And he stamps on ♪
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