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Instead of enjoying his honeymoon with his wife at Kashmir

He is on a pilgrimage to Kasi with these elders.

Meet Saaminathan.

Saaminathan, who's dressed like a saint, and his friend Aravind

Had a blast during their college life.

"Face off with me and I'll rip you apart."

"Don't mess with me or you'll be shredded apart."

"Mess with me or be my friend."

"Mess with me or be my friend."

"College life - it's a whole different scene."

"Our life is a fun ride during these three years."

"College life - it's a whole different scene."

"Our life is a fun ride during these three years."

"We may have less but we share our lunches."

"We have fun to the max because we are the backbenchers."

"We may have less but we share our lunches."

"We have fun to the max because we are the backbenchers."

"We don't want any riches."

"We don't want any foes."

"All I need are friends."

"We don't want any riches."

"We don't want any foes."

"All I need are friends."

"We might copy in exams but that sharpens our knowledge."

"When the prom is here, we rock the stage and the college."

"Make way! Make way for us!"

"We might copy in exams but that sharpens our knowledge."

"When the prom is here, we rock the stage and the college."

"Wooing a girl isn't a big deal."

"Check our wallets and you'll find us carrying our friend's photo."

"Wooing a girl isn't a big deal."

"Check our wallets and you'll find us carrying our friend's photo."

"In our wallets."

"We study for name sake. And drink beer for our sake."

"Mess with my friends, and I'll break your limbs."

"We study for name sake. And drink beer for our sake."

"Mess with my friends, and I'll break your limbs."

"The girls from the neighbouring college are so beautiful."

"The girls in my college are not so cool."

"Sumathi, he's talking about you."

"The girls from the neighbouring college are so beautiful."

"The girls in my college are not so cool."

"Well I've piled upon a lot of backlogs"

"I wonder what's gonna happen to my career."

"Well I've piled upon a lot of backlogs"

"I wonder what's gonna happen to my career."

"What's gonna happen to my career?"

"You are my buddy! You are my pal!"

"You are my friend! You are my everything!"

"You are my buddy! You are my pal!"

"You are my friend! You are my everything!"

Hey! Watch out! Madam!

"Let's welcome what comes to us. Let's move on from what left us."

Aravind-Saami lived with such a motto and had time of their lives.

Finally their college farewell day brought a twist in the plot of their life.

Ma'am, two minutes please.

Excuse me -No. Wait

I want two minutes with Shruthi.

Okay.

Shruthi, so you wanted to discuss something important?

What is it?

Aravind...

Let's break up. Our relationship won't workout.

Extremely sorry -What?

Break up? What about our four years relationship?

Is it over?

I'm going abroad for higher studies

I'm planning to settle down there.

And that's why I'm telling you this won't workout.

Let's break up.

For four years you enjoyed all the gifts I got you including that beer shampoo

our relationship worked then, right?

See...

That's unnecessary.

Past it past!

You will definitely find a better girl than me.

What do you mean by "a better girl than me?"

What does that make you?

- Bloody... - Stupid!

Buttermilk!

"The moment when we both..." move damn it!

Excuse me, Yoga miss.

May I come in -What is it?

You need two minutes with Preethi, right?

Guru Ramesh is hiding behind the stage awaiting you.

Go and find out what's the matter

- I totally forgot about it. - Go! Go!

Wonder what's gonna happen!

Preethi, for the past four years...

I had been gifting you bud roses as your boy bestie.

But it's time for me to gift you a red rose and propose you.

I love you

I want to settle in Sowcarpet, you know?

The only reason I was friends with you for these four years,

so that if everybody in the college believed I was your girlfriend

no one would disturb me

I can concentrate on my studies.

What a fool? Can't you even get this simple logic?

I have two brides waiting for me yet I fell in love with you, Preethi!

- And you say you used me? - Exactly!

By the way, I'm not going to settle in Sowcarpet

I got my placement in Bangalore.

You better mind your own business

I indeed run my own business...

Panchabodham travels in Mylapore. So what?

This kind of sarcasm is why I'm rejecting you! Good bye!

- Preethi! Preethi! - What?

Come here.

Are you headed this way?

Yes. Why?

Then give me a kiss and go.

Idiot! Shameless!

- Buddy, Love is of no use. - It's just timepass.

Girls are selfish.

Dude, girls are waste.

Buddy, friendship is the best.

Dude, friendship is forever.

I have seen many like you talk friendship philosophy on farewell day.

So stop showing off and enjoy the party.

Ma'am...

I will do anything for friendship.

Madam, I'll sacrifice my life for my friend.

First see if you both will attend each other's wedding.

Then you may boast about friendship.

Wait, I promise this today...

Saami's marriage won't take place without Aravind.

And Aravind's marriage won't take place without Saami.

Now this sounds like

you both will get married on the same day in the same marriage hall.

Is that possible?

Is it practically possible?

I don't know if it's practically or theoretically possible.

But it will happen for sure!

Do you want me sign a deal?

Are you that serious?

Let's do one thing -What?

Go to the stage and tell everyone what you told me.

Look here, the party is very boring.

Come on, boys! Let's go.

- Please leave the stage, Mr. Elvis! - Sir, please just a minute.

Hello my dear students.

We need two minutes of your time to say something very important.

Then we shall start the farewell day celebrations.

- So shall we say it? - Please say it.

Aravind and Saami, the stage is yours.

Okay auntie, you leave the stage first.

Attention everyone, we are going to make a statement today.

And that is going to be the content of tomorrow.

So please, everybody open your camera,

and take all the content in your favour.

- Bad rhyming! - Shut up!

I and my friend...

- On the same day... - In the same hall...

At the same time...

We will get married in the same dais.

- If that doesn't happen... - We will never get married!

Congratulations.

You both, right? You've our blessings, please marry each other.

It's legal now, isn't it?

Mr. 'Monkey face' Kumar.

We will marry the love of our lives at the same time and in the same dias.

So don't show off your word play with us! Okay?

What if you guys fails to do so?

Listen to me mister!

If we fail, then you may spit on me and collect Rs. 5 lakhs!

Aravind-Saami... It's all recorded.

So don't forget!

Go ahead record because what we speak is a record itself!

To become the stars of farewell day and trend in Facebook...

Aravind and Saami took such an oath!

In time, guess where their oath lead them to?

- Anna (Elder brother) - Tell me

I have a doubt -What?

I read in net that people who work in navy must shave everyday.

But look at you?

You look like 'Irrudhi Suttru' Madhavan.

Well, the ship in work in was parked in Dubai for few days.

That's when I grew this beard.

Moreover this is the trend. You won't know it, focus on the road!

Fine.

Tell me, Saami! How are you?

Important issue. Come to my home at once

I know what you want. It's in my bag.

Not that...

I'll give it tomorrow morning. Now, hang up.

Not that. Come here, I'll tell you.

Dude, I have ship-lag and jet lag. I'm exhausted

- I'll give it in the morning. - It's an important matter.

What is the matter? Just say it!

Dude, I'm getting married in four days!

What?

Yes, buddy!

- You go home. I'll come later. - Where are you going?

You leave.

Mom is starving there and waiting for you

I'll talk to mom. You go home.

- Dad will get upset. - Like that's new!

Go home and do your homework! Go!

Fine, okay -Like he's gonna study and pass the exams! Rickshaw!

Zachariah colony -Please get in.

- Panchaboodham travels building. - Okay.

Take left, we'll take that route.

Looks like a corpse is dancing.

- Stop! - Enough!

Welcome Aravind.

When did the ship reach the shore?

Just half an hour ago.

Greetings dear.

I'm Thiruvalluvar district, Aaruni region, Ammanambakkam councilor Punniyakotti.

What do you want me to do about it?

- This is my wife, Kaniyamma. - Greetings.

That's my elder daughter, Malarvizhi.

The girl with cat eye lenses is my younger daughter, Kayalvizhi.

Hi.

Come on, dear. Saami is getting married next week.

And look at you! Looking sad with that beard and long hairs.

Granny, that's style. You won't understand.

Grandma, quiet!

Who is this fellow who talks about style in a sad manner?

Him?

Saami's childhood friend.

He's returned from navy to attend his wedding.

- Where is Saami? - Of course he is Saami (God)

My nephew is like a God to me

I had been begging him for three years to marry my daughter, Malarvizhi.

Finally he agreed to it now.

If this marriage doesn't take place, then I swear...

Keep quiet for some time.

He is so happy about the engagement that he paid the musicians extra,

and is dancing non-stop.

Don't mistake him, dear.

- Brother... - Brother?

- He's always talking to me about... - Who?

Obviously, Saami. He's keeps talking about you round the clock.

You must be with us till the marriage is over and bride send off is done.

First tell me where is Saami?

Saami is waiting for you in the terrace.

Look! Exorcist ghost!

See, I was just pranking you

I've got lot of such ideas. I'll share them with you.

Oh! This business. I've lot of contacts. I'll share it.

We don't need imported liquors, dude.

Let's unite with the nature,

and drink organic liquor.

So, tell me what do you want?

Rice toddy with dry fish semi gravy?

Or prawn semi gravy with palm toddy?

For your marriage, for your first night

then for bride send off, then for your honeymoon,

and later when you move to new house...

I wish you all the best. Congratulations.

Are you joking?

I made you my best man,

so that you'll be beside me till wedding is over.

But look at you talking to me like some stranger.

No, dude...

I won't be around for your marriage.

I've an important work. I'm leaving.

Bye.

Hello!

Wait.

What's more important than my wedding?

Are you trying to lock horns with me? Or trying to face off with me?

First, look at this!

I and my friend...

- On the same day... - In the same hall...

At the same time...

We will get married in the same dais.

- If that doesn't happen... - We will never get married!

You will get married in four days,

and happily take photos with your wife.

And you expect me to welcome everyone to the reception?

And our friends will spit on my face!

On top of all this you promised to pay 5 lakhs if we fail to do so!

Dude, what do you want me to do?

Do one thing.

Call your uncle -Okay,

and postpone your wedding for six months.

By then I'll find a girl for me.

Then let's get married in the same dais as promised.

Can you do this? Can you?

So stop talking! Be happy! May God bless you.

My uncle's daughters; One is Malarvizhi and one is Kayalvizhi.

Third one is Vayalvizhi?

Well, I don't know. We must ask my uncle

I am marrying Malarvizhi.

Kayalvizhi is more beautiful that Malarvizhi.

I'll talk to my uncle. Are you okay with marrying her?

You trying to sell me the unsold goods in the market, isn't it?

- God! - I have a taste!

Dude, you haven't seen Kayalvizhi.

Wait a minute.

You'll be awestruck after seeing her. Quite, don't talk.

One.. Two...

That's the AC remote!

I know. It's mine! What's your problem?

Punniyakotti! Bring the girls, uncle

I guess he was eavesdropping. He'll come now.

Sorry, door!

Why are you apologizing to the door, dad?

Did you call me, dear?

What is it?

She is beautiful with dimple in her cheeks. Do you like her?

You're getting married in four days. Don't get drunk and spoil it.

- You think I'm blabbing? - How will agree to it?

Be practical!

To hell with this practi... Wait a minute.

Girls, please leave.

Uncle, you're a boy. Wait.

Honey!

Don't drink too much

- I won't, dear. - We're getting married in four days.

What a cringe fest!

- Cut his friendship. - I don't know him. Get lost!

Don't you spoil me!

Darling, you go to bed. I'll take care of him. You go.

I asked him to check out the sister and he's checking out my girl!

Honey send him off and come soon

- I'll be waiting downstairs. - Okay, darling. Good night

I was quiet because ladies were here. Now I won't stop myself.

Words won't make you understand.

Uncle, come here -Okay.

Move or he might draw on your bald head thinking it's the floor.

Shut up!

Cross that line -Why?

Just cross it, I'll tell you.

Cross that side. Now this side

I crossed the line. Now, what?

Don't show off. Now watch this.

Uncle, now cross that line.

Dear...

I know you're testing me because I'm drunk.

Ravanan crossed a line with Ram which is why Hanuman kidnapped himself.

I will never cross the line with my son-in-law.

See that? That's maternal uncle love for you.

He's so drunk that he's giving wrong facts about Ramayanam!

And you're boasting about his love for you?

You won't understand.

Uncle, do one thing. Postpone the wedding for six months.

Let my friend find a suitable girl first.

Then we both will get married on the same day and in the same dais. Okay?

All okay, dude. There, I did as you said.

Why are you crying without shedding tears?

Shut up!

Why are you crying?

Dear

all arrangements are done. Invitations are printed and distributed

I've purchased everything for the wedding.

If you ask me to postpone it now, then what will happen to my reputation?

I just asked you to postpone it.

If you show off like this then I'll stop the wedding.

Please no, dear -Then leave

I will obey you.

Come on, dude!

Shut up! Stop making freaky noises and go downstairs.

I said, go!

Uncle, don't get emotional and hang yourself.

Even if I live for five minutes, I'll live with pride and valour.

Go downstairs and do that.

Do you have sense? Are you nuts?

- Stop behaving like fool! - Dude...

I don't listen to my brain, like everybody else.

I listen to my heart.

Once I make up my mind

Not even Solomon Pappaiah can change my mind.

Dude, it's celebration time! Here, take it.

Cheers!

- Shanthi! - Coming!

Shanthi...

How long?

- What's this? - Dosai for breakfast.

Hold on.

Aakash...

That gas bill, EB bill, cable bill,

- and the mobile bill. Pay them online. - Already done, dad.

What are you waiting for?

You asked me to wait.

Dosai must be like Dosai

It must not be so thick like Kal Dosai or Idly.

How many times do I tell this doofus?

Around 3000 times you has said it.

So you're doing it on purpose?

Not like that...

Depends on the pan. Sometime it's crispy and sometimes it's not.

What can I do about it?

So you say the fault is with the pan and not you?

The fault is mine. I promise not to repeat it.

I don't know when you'll learn.

Get lost!

Is his highness till sleeping thinking that he's still in ship?

I don' know, dad. I woke up early and started working on my project.

Good.

Mom...

My head is aching. Please make me a lemon tea.

Uh-oh! The danger is looking at me.

Mom, he would have partied all night.

He has an headache it seems. He's asking for a lemon tea.

Why'd you do wrong translation from Tamil to Tamil? She can hear me.

Watching movie in the laptop, right? Continue.

Did you forget the house rules after staying away for six months?

No, dad. I remember all the rules.

No one must eat when you're eating.

Everyone must eat only after you're done.

No one must speak loud when you're at home.

No one must interrupt when you're talking.

You make the rules in this house.

Anyone who stays here must follow it or else must leave.

Are the rules correct?

Not bad

you haven't forgotten the rules.

When I was in ship, I stand up when I see your name in the call.

Well, only then I'll find some network range.

Sit. Sit.

Then, six months you'll be jobless. What's the plan?

I'm not jobless, dad.

I've decided to get married and settled down within six months

I've asked mom to find me a bride.

Yeah right!

Look at my plight after marrying her!

Aakash

show him the details of all the profiles we chose for him in the matrimony site.

Whoa!

All the bride profiles are in a slide show. Totally 72 profiles.

Here

72 profiles!

I feel like choosing all of them!

Give me an hour's time, dad

I'll check out the profiles, shortlist them and note their ID number.

Then you may choose anyone out of them.

Wait.

Mom, I'm okay with anyone you choose.

Sit down.

Dad, the profiles...

- Don't be restless. Sit down. - Emotions of a 90s kid, dad.

None of then out of that 72 likes you.

They all rejected you.

Why are such cringe things happening to me?

- Why mom, why? - Poor boy.

They actually didn't reject you.

It's because of your profession they rejected you.

You're six months on land and six months on ship.

None of them are ready to accept that.

Don't worry. According to astrology, your time is good starting next month.

Don't worry, mommy is here.

No matter what, you won't find a bride.

Either change your profession...

Or else

go along with her and find some useless girl like her to marry.

Get lost!

- Who does he think he is? - Don't shout.

Who does he think he is?

Should I quit my profession to get married?

Working in the navy was my ambition since childhood. Don't you know?

I knew it when you watched Titanic so many times

that you'll go and work in ship

I didn't watch Titanic because of the ship.

Then why did you watch it?

There's a scene in that...

Forget it. Can't say it.

My friend has postponed his marriage for six months

I must marry along with him. Give me some idea.

Fine...

Come with me to a place tomorrow.

Where?

Just come with me. I'll tell you.

Here you go, ma'am.

Her name is Shanthi. Open a credit account in her name.

- She'll come often and eat ice cream. - Okay, sir.

Don't show off for buying me this single ice cream

I was kidding, mom.

Bye -Bye, sir.

Look at that girl.

- Which one? - The girl in white churidhar.

Oh yeah!

She's very beautiful, isn't she?

She's good -Yes, she is...

But not up to my league.

Just joking.

She's good.

Shall we go and talk to her?

Mrs. Shanthi, do you realize whose work you're doing?

Well, when I've done a lot for you... Come, let's go.

Is anyone sitting here?

No.

My legs are paining. Can I sit here?

Please, sit down.

Thanks.

Watch me now.

What's your name, dear?

Thulasi.

Thulasi.

Thulasi it seems -I see. Okay.

Are you studying?

I've completed my studies. I'm looking for a job now.

She'slooking for job it seems.

Are you married?

No, auntie.

My family is looking for alliance.

Not married and they are looking for alliance

I can hear.

Hello...

Take it -Hello.

What happened?

All set.

Fine, we are ready

I'll come.

Okay, see you guys. Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Mom

she is mindblowing!

The guy who'll marry her is a lucky fellow.

Doofus! She didn't bid goodbye to us

instead she left this bag for you!

Go and give it to her.

Let me have some -That's mine!

Greedy!

Where did she go?

Hello!

Hello! Excuse me!

You forgot your bag.

So sorry. Thank you so much

I was in an important call and forgot the bag.

It's okay. It happens.

Hi, I'm Aravind -Hi

I work in the navy. Six months I'm in the sea and six months on the land.

What about you?

I'm Thulasi. I'm jobless throughout the year.

I'm looking for a job.

You look very beautiful.

- Just a minute. - The moment I saw you...

Let me check if everything is there in my bag -Please, go ahead.

Thulasi! I've heard of traditional name but this is a medicinal name.

What's going to be there in a jobless person's purse?

Oh God!

It's gone!

What's gone? The zip? Nothing to worry.

Arun Maran's shop is near by. Come let's go there and get it fixed.

Not that! I had five lakhs cash in my purse.

It's missing -What?

Five lakhs cash is missing?

How can you be so irresponsible?

No, I remember checking when I was in the coffee shop.

It was there back then.

Did you take it while you were on your way here to return it?

Hello, what are you saying?

I helped you out of pity and you're doubting me?

You look like a good girl to me,

yet why do you behave so indecently in a public place?

You also look like you're a decent boy,

but you stole five lakhs in a jiffy!

- How dare you talk like that? - What now? Are you threatening me?

What's your problem?

Come on! I thought you'll end up getting her number

instead you're getting scoldings!

Mom, it seems her money, five lakhs is missing,

- and she says I stole it. - Oh God!

Oh! So that's your play?

"Thaana serndha kootam" plot!

You guys play mom and son to steal money,

and now you're trying to escape?

Since when you guys have been doing this?

Talk too much and I'll break your jaws!

- Calm down, she's a girl. - Mom, I don't need this

I really dont' need this!

If you wanted an ice cream you could've got it near our home!

Why bring me here and embarras me? I'm off to the sea.

Hello, Mr. Pirates of the Carribean.

You may go to the sea later.

First, let's go to the police station.

Oh God! Police station?

If my husband finds out, he'll finish me off.

So you're okay with cops beating me?

But your husband must not find out!

Keep quiet.

My son won't commit such an act. I promise.

Do one thing. Take these and see if you can compensate.

Do you know any shop where you can pledge it?

Uh-oh, auntie I am so sorry.

We are doing a prank show for a YouTube channel called TakeTwo.

That's why I pranked you both. Look at the camera over there.

Come on, guys.

We are going to be on TV!

I've seen many such programs in TV.

Never thought I'd fall for it.

She acts really well.

Not better than you mom. Come home, I'll tell dad!

Bro, chill bro!

Bro?

Don't you call me bro!

Okay, Aravind.

Auntie

look at the camera and say "I dare to wear this hat".

Mom, don't do it.

Looks good?

"Dare to wear this hat."

Auntie, both of you together say it.

Looks like both of us have to say it together

I'll count to three and then we'll say. Okay?

One... two... three...

"Dare to wear the hat, I say to hell with that!"

She seems happy. Must be blocking someone.

What's wrong with you?

We came early so that we can solve your issue.

But why are you so late?

I'm wearing formals after a long time. Took time to iron it.

Don't show off like a bride getting ready for a wedding.

- Bro... - What?

I'm stuck.

Who's that? He looks like a pregnant toad stuck in the clay.

- Is he the victim? - I'm not Victor. I'm Aravind.

No, sir. We address the affected person as "victim" in our language.

He talks as if English is his mother tongue!

Dude, who is he? He talks like some kind of advocate.

Not 'Kind of advocate' but he's an advocate who is a kind.

Actually, I'm Madhusudhan. I've shop outside the high court gate.

Shop #48.

We sell Andhra pickle, cereal powders, garlice powder, ready made Chappathi

in fact we even sell Idily batter.

Sir, I've a doubt about the Idly batter.

Will you parcel it in a polythene bag or should we bring a box from home?

- It'd be hygeinic if you bring the box. - Shut up!

I asked you to bring an advocate and you bring me a hawker?

Dude, that was so wrong of you.

For seven generations they are into food industry.

That's their main business.

In order to help people like us, he did his law course from YouTube

I must blame myself for asking your help!

I'm leaving -Buddy,

so you don't trust me?

Sir, tell two important law points to make him understand.

Watch me now!

A girl insulted you and your mom in a public place, right?

He's got the point! Come on!

According to section...

Just a minute, let me refer YouTube and then tell you.

Uh-oh! This fatso is messing it up!

Dude, he's playing Pokemon!

Is he checking if he finds any points through that?

Sorry, there is no strong 4G network here.

If you don't mind, can you get me the wifi password?

Excuse me!

- Is that the password? All caps? - That's not the password!

She's calling us to give an earful. Come on now!

- Lawyer! - Yes?

Your time starts now!

Fire!

Where did you find this toad?

Reduce the fire -Okay.

What can I do for you? Are you guys waiting for someone?

We need to meet your MD.

I don't understand.

We both won't talk.

The law will speak now.

Coming to the point.

Your company staff Chembarathy...

- Thulasi! - Your company staff Thulasi

has insulted my client, Mr. Aravind, in public!

According to the International Penal Code of India...

- What's the wifi password? - What?

All are small letters?

You missed!

This time I didn't miss!

Go and sit on the huge chair outside. Go!

This case is closed.

You can proceed now.

VJ Thulasi who does "Dare to wear the hat" program in your channel

pranked us in a public place.

Because of which we couldn't attend a meeting and incurred loss of 30 crores.

- Do you know the value of 30 crores? - Dude, GST?

You look educated, add the GST to it

#1. That girl must apologize to us here in front of everyone

#2. Talk to your MD and pay us the money we lost.

Swag! Awesome dude!

Sir, we don't have anyone named Thulasi working in our office.

On top of that we don't do any show called "Dare to wear the hat".

Hello! What are you saying?

I know very well that she works for your channel.

- Sir, please listen to me... - Are you kidding me?

Why would I be kidding with you?

You may look at the attendance list. Nobody name Thulasi works here.

What's going on, dude?

Buddy, brace yourself.

The prank that she played on you that day is not the real prank.

This is the real prank she has played on you!

Now smile and say...

"Dare to wear the hat."

- Why are getting so upset for this? - Hello, what are you doing?

Collect those papers and put it back exactly how it was.

Or else I'll call the security.

How dare you order us to collect those paper? Mind you!

Dude, move your foot. Let me collect that.

- Dude, come on now. - You're stepping on it. Move.

Dude, this is a reputed place.

We must return home safe.

So shut up and give it.

Even I'm a corporate employee.

- MD of Panchaboodham travels. - Dude!

That's her!

Thulasi Ramachandran.

So she's not a VJ?

She's trying for a VJ job.

Holy guacamole!

I've seen people search jobs to earn money.

She's the first girl who has spent money to get a job.

She will definitely find a job.

Dude, she looks beautful.

Take a photo.

Wait.

A souvenier -I'll click it

I'm sure you'd have cut my face.

Full of spelling mistakes. She won't even get a house keeping job.

Dad your full name is Ramachandran.

Your friends call you Rams.

You completed your mechanical engineering in 1984,

and joined navy in 1986.

Got married in 1992.

Your daughter was born in 1999.

After your wife passed away in 2001

you took voluntary retirement and now...

I'm applying butter on the bread.

Dad!

Like how they announce VIP's passing away, in TV...

You're reading out like that.

Dad, I am creating a wikipedia page for you.

I don't care if you create a page in Wikipedia or Trickypedia...

First tell me what happened to your media job search?

Dad, I came up with a concept,

and sent my resume to a news channel

99% I'll get through.

- What if that 1% acts up? - No problem...

I've applied at BBC Tamil. I'm waiting for the interview call.

If you get that job

then I'll marry you off to a nice guy,

and I wander around like a free bird.

I won't let you go free at this old age.

Instead areyou going to put me in an old age home?

No, dad.

What if out of the blue you slip in bathroom?

What if you get a chest pain during midnight?

What if your sugar level shoots up?

Who will be there to take care of you at such times?

I think I'll have all of that listening to you.

So are you going to be with me round the clock?

Dad

except me who else is there to take care of you?

- What I'm saying is... - No need, dad...

You must live with me after my wedding or else I won't marry at all.

God! Nothing like that, dear.

Dear!

Looks like she'll take me along and make me her maid after her marriage.

Hello.

Hey yo! This is Peter Parker calling from BBC London.

Can I talk to R dot Thulasi?

Yes, sir. I am Thulasi here. Please tell me.

Can you come to the office for an interview tomorrow?

Actually sir I've given my passport for renewal.

Could you give me 15 days of time?

Ha! That's not an issue. Why don't you come to Parrys?

For Paris also we need passport.

Come on, Thulasi. I meant Parrys corner, Chennai.

We have a branch office there. Opposite to Allaudin Atho shop.

- Do you know that shop? - Sorry, sir. I don't know.

What? Being in Chennai you don't know Allaudin Atho shop?

Sorry, sir. Sorry.

That's okay, I'll send you the location in Whatsapp.

Be on time -Okay, sir.

Thank you.

Yes!

Excuse me, sir.

My resume.

Damn it! Sit down -Hello, sir.

What's your name?

My name is Thulasi -Thulasi?

The herbal tea, that we use making hot water.

Where are you from?

I'm from Chennai. I've done my Visual Communication from Madras University.

Okay, please take your seat.

Thank you, sir.

- Statue! - Sir?

Release.

It's a life changing game you know

I used to play during childhood. I'll teach you.

Well, Thulasi

we are planning for a kids program.

Okay, sir.

You have rhymes to impress a kid? So please say.

- Inky pinky ponky? - Inky pinky ponky is okay for it.

Yeah, proceed -Okay, sir.

- Inky pinky ponky, father had a donkey... - Please stand...

Sorry, sir -Now say.

Inky pinky ponky, father had a donkey. Donkey died, father cried...

Statue!

No shaking.

She'll do anything we'll order. She's trapped!

Release.

Father cries, inky pinky ponky.

Telephone number 123

you go free, soap box free, mango tree!

Yes, good. It's fair, you know?

- You like it, right? Okay. - Yeah, it's fair.

Okay recitie the same in Tamil.

In Tamil?

Yes, Thulasi in Tamil. You can talk now, come on.

- But how in Tamil? - Don't know? Okay. Go! Go!

- Go! Get out! Close the door. - No! No, sir

I'll try! I'll try -Say.

Inky pinky ponky

father had a donkey.

Donkey died, father cried.

Telephone number 123...

You go free...

Soap box free.

Mango tree.

You know that mango matter is very important in India.

They eat it with salt and chilly powder.

Yeah! Yeah, you really did well.

- And your performance was good. - Thank you, sir

Mr. Panamkazhangu...

Your starting salary 25,000 fixed.

- Okay, sir. Thank you, sir. - Are you happy?

Well, Thulasi you've to perform us a beautiful song.

"Thumala katai."

Watch me handle it.

- "Kadai on the stove" song. - "Kadain on the stove?"

Don't know "Kadai on the stove"? Then waste of time!

- Go! Go! - Sir!

- Kazhangu, close the door. - No! No! I'll try.

- Yeah! Yeah! Tell me. - I'll try. I'll try.

"Kadai on the stove."

"My pockett is full of money that I owe."

"Vadivelu is in Dubai now"

- "Flick..." - Stop! Stop!

Why are you reading? I know lyric

I want you to sing. Sing!

"Kadai on the stove."

"My pockett is full of money that I owe."

"Vadivelu is in Dubai now."

"Flick it, oh wow!"

"If you're from the same local you may prank."

"Don't care if it's Tom or Frank."

"Just another naughty boy."

"So prank him and play like he's a toy."

Wow! What a song you've sung.

Song is good but the pitch wasn't up to mark.

If you hold your breath and sing, it'll be fine.

Okay, leve two clear.

Okay, you've cleared the level two. Come on!

Now Thulasi you're in the third stage. It's very crucial.

Here you've to perform a dance for the kids.

Death punch!

Death Punch?

Death punch means the dance during the death.

- You can dance now. Come on. - Sir, here?

Don't know, right? Then there is no job, go!

- No job! Please go out! - No, sir! I'll do.

Then perform.

Start!

Than was an awesome dance, girl.

One of my sick aunt will pass away tomorrow, I guess.

Why don't you come and dance there. I'll give you a good payement.

Who are you guys?

I'm this channel's owner. Look at my ID card. Catch!

Tell me the truth or I'll call the police!

Call them. There is lot of space here. Let them also dance.

It's burning! It's burning!

Aravindha!

"Appa Rao, Suppa Rao, Kareena Kappor uh?"

"Water's so costly that they sell it for thirty rupees oh!"

What's up, Thulasi? Something is missing.

What could it be?

I got it! Got it!

"Kadai on the stove."

"If you're from the same local you may prank."

"Vadivelu is in Dubai now."

"You too got pranked now."

Now you look so graceful!

Same hat but guess what, I washed it.

Now say it out loud...

"Dare to wear the hat!"

Ready? One... Two... Three...

Start!

Leaving so soon? I thought I'll have some more fun.

Take this hat. It'll come handy during Christmas.

Oh God! It's burning.

Dude you look like the dog doll in Naidu hall.

It's because of her. Dude

to take revenge on that girl...

I brought this Ghajini Ganesh and Sarkar Sarath from Mahabalipuram in rickshaw.

That rickshaw rent, plus three coats rent

this building rent and their heavy food expenses

put together comes to 20, 492 rupees.

Take a discount of 492 rupees and

pay me a round figure of 20,000

then we shall settle the bill and leave. Come on.

Dude, you should spend for your marriage.

Money is not a matter. Don't be such a miser.

Guys, don't leave me. Get the money or rough him up.

Where are you off to? Did you mistake me for a Chinese seeing my flat nose?

Thulasi!

Wait.

You pranked me and I pranked you in return.

Now we're even. Friends?

Come on

I pranked you just for fun.

But you pranked me with my profession and insulted me!

I'll never forgive you.

Why are you blowing up such a petty issue?

A petty issue?

Insulting me in front of everyone is a petty issue for you?

I agree it's wrong

I'm sorry

I'm very sorry.

To hell with your sorry.

Thulasi!

I'm sorry!

Stage 1-Clear!

"Hey girl, I'm a poor little boy."

"So please don't play inky ponky and toy with this boy."

"Hey girl, I'm a silent cute boy."

"Please hear my heart and it keeps calling out to you."

"You sparked up my heart."

"It's burning with love."

"Please put out the fire."

"Will you do it for me?"

"Oh my dear..."

"You don't feel my pain."

"In short..."

"You ain't that swag."

"I am very sorry, forgive me."

"Let's have some snacks, feed me dear."

"Everytime I see you, my heart sings a song!"

"I want to pamper you life long, baby"

"I promise to never cheat on you with your friend."

"You're are turning me into a lover boy"

"I am the great poer Bharathi in modern jeans. Let me sing and prove it."

"You sparked up my heart."

"It's burning with love."

"Please put out the fire."

"Will you do it for me?"

"Oh my dear..."

"You don't feel my pain."

"In short..."

"You ain't that swag."

"You are all I see in my dreams."

"And I dream about is you, every single day."

"My heart bursts like a popcorn, just for you."

"You are pushing me away and making me desperate."

"Oh my dear... You beauty..."

"You're so beautiful that..."

"Its like tasting ice cream in my dream."

"You sparked up my heart."

"It's burning with love."

"Please put out the fire."

"Will you do it for me?"

"Oh my dear..."

"You don't feel my pain."

"In short..."

"You ain't that swag."

"I am very sorry, please forgive me."

"Let's have some snacks, feed me dear."

"Everytime I see you, my heart sings a song!"

Shanthi!

Shanthi!

Good evening Mr. Natraj!

Been knocking for too long

Shanthi ma'am is not opening, is it?

That's why am standing outside, Krishanan kutty

Last week an incident happened in Injambakkam

Just like this, a lady locked herself up and did not open for two hours

The police came and broke in...

only to find her hanging from the ceiling fan

You idiot!

Shut your mouth and mind your business!

Flaunting your paunch and spreading rumours every evening!

Get lost!

Omanakutty!

Make some tea for me. Make it black

Shanthi!

Look here

Over here!

Shanthi!

Look here!

Shanthi! Look here!

Shanthi!

I will rip your ear if I come inside

Get lost!

I was busy. That's why couldn't attend your call

Tell me! Have you left from office?

Shanthi madam!

Is your music and dance performance over?

If so, can you please open the door

-Oh my! I am coming right away -Come madam!

Sorry!

I was a bit upset, so for mind relaxation...

I was practicing singing...

So immense that you would forget your family

It's not like that

I thought you would be late

So I started practicing

You think yourself as sweet singer Chitra?

Are you going to judge singing competitions in TV?

You and your singing, my foot!

Thank God!

You were wearing headphones and singing quietly

If you had sung out loud with a microphone...

our neighbour Krishnankutty's 90 year old mom...

would have drop down dead

Do we need it?

Think!

God has given a talent to every individual

But for you...

He has given none

That is why you are confined only to the kitchen...

and living a luxurious life as a home maker

If you become over zealous and start with your singing and feminist ideals again

I will chuck you out!

Sorry I did that

Won't happen again

I'll serve food if you are ready

Get lost!

Disgusting!

Haven’t I told you to fill the bottles and keep them in the fridge

Why are you not listening?

Mom?

Still pondering over his scoldings?

I thought this issue would prolong for days like a cricket test match

But ended soon like a twenty twenty match

You are so lucky!

Why are you still crying?

Is getting scoldings from him a new thing to you?

This is happening for as long as I remember

It's not that

He keeps scolding me like this all the time

He embarrasses me

I don't care about that

I got used to all that

But...

He told me that Krishnan kutty's 90 year old mom would die if I sing

That was really insulting

You tell me!

Is my singing so bad?

Mom!

Till my 5th grade

You would sing and make me sleep

If your voice is as horrible as he says

I would have told you not to sing and slept by myself right?

Are you saying that I sing well or not?

Well I...

One second

-Yeah! -They are showing Baasha movie

-Really? -Yeah! In K TV

-Are you serious? -Come quick, It just started just

I will be there at once

What happened?

Better not tell you

-What happened? -You don't have to hear it

You are scaring me. Tell what happened

Krishnan kutty's old mom...

Died!

Oh God!

Your father's words came true!

How am I going to face them again?

Mom! I was just kidding

That lady won't die so easy

They are playing Baasha movie again in K TV

Akash called me! I am going now

Mom! Stop!

As usual, you have shown your anger towards dad on me

-It' alright! Sleep well! -Sorry!

-I don't need your sorry -Sorry! My precious

No need for anything

Get lost!

That old lady is going to die because of you someday

Who are you people?

From Thiruvallur district, Aaruni town, Amanambakkam village

I am councilor Punniyakotti adorning a fine head band

I am his elder daughter Malarvizhi with a worship plate

I am his younger daughter Kayalvizhi with a milk pot

Who cares? What do you people want?

The navy guy Aravind from this house has played games in my daughters lives

I have came from Amanampakkam in auto rickshaw to get a promise from your son

Driver! Stop kissing the phone and wait for us

Would he like to promise on this holy flame?

Or promise on this fresh milk pot?

Else ask him promise on my sacred blanket

You're talking about my son?

What nonsense are you talking?

Being fair skinned doesn't mean you can blabber anything in English

Rightly said!

Look! He has cheated my daughters

It's been a month since he accepted for the marriage

He is absconding since

We are not leaving without an answer today. What do you say?

Right Dad!

Slow down and breath or you may die

Is she your wife? I am councilor Puniyakotti

Greetings brother!

This woman knows respect!

Why are the guests waiting outside?

What should we do then?

Shall we treat them to a feast

It's not that

I heard they have some complaints about our son

Better to discuss it inside

Who raised that son of yours?

Tell me who?

Me!

Everyone should know it right?

Let's discuss it on the road

Let's find if this teaches a lesson to you and your son

-Go! Bring your son -Let's go inside

Hey! You wait here!

All of you wait here

I'll be back

Okay!

What is he saying in English?

He is asking us to remove our footwear and come inside. I know enough English

The house seems good. Let's inherit it after the marriage

It's been only a month since we came here

He has played with two girls

That too local ones from village

Well done!

Congratulations Mrs. Shanthi!

You have raised you son well

Forgive me! This won't happen again

Again? What are you trying to say?

Are you saying let's have one more child and you'll raise it properly?

Oh my! I didn't mean that

Enough! Call your son

Aravind! Come here

-Don't shout, I am here -Here he is

You have ruined the lives of two village girls

What? Me?

What is happening?

Who is that Punniyakotti who has brought his daughters

Punniyakotti!

That frying pan head!

Mom! I have told you right

He is my friend Saaminathan's maternal uncle

We decided to marry on the same time

So he postponed his marriage with his uncle's daughter

He is here to fight for that

I will crack his head open

-Mom! Explain it to dad -I would explain

I knew about it

-Do you believe what he says? -My son won't lie

He has trained you like that

Punniyam! I would kill you myself and turn over to the police

Yo navy guy!

This is councilor Punniyakotti from Thiruvallur district

Punniyakotti uncle! This is my house and that is my swing

So what? I don't have one at home so am swinging in this

-Swing it fast -Stop it!

Look here!

You have only two choices

One!

Marry my younger daughter

No interested! Then?

Two!

Marry some tramp from the street

Some tramp?

Look! You are my friend's uncle

Not mine

Don't speak a word about my nephew

He is pure as gold

Gold? Why don't you pawn him then?

Mr. Navy guy!

Do you realize who you are speaking to?

Whatever it is, speak to my friend. Now leave

Why are crying now?

It's been 10 days since I spoke to him

He is not picking up my call too

I went to his house and called him out

He screamed back 'I am not at home' and sent me away

What else he did?

I tried to search him in social media

But he has deactivated everything

He has also exited the 'Punniyam family' whatsapp group

You are the one responsible for everything

In two months my daughter must marry your friend

Else? Have this

Did you get food ration for this month?

Why are you asking?

Do you have kerosine oil?

Just say it!

Make the three of us sit on this swing and set us ablaze

Stop creating a scene

I already face enough drama from my dad

Your problem would be solved in two months

Stop your cringy performance and leave now

Look!

I was waiting for this promise from you

A good man will live up to his promise

A noble man would always deliver his promise at the promised time

I hope you would prove yourself to be a noble man

Navy guy!

I came from Ammananbakkam in auto rickshaw in a desperation to meet you

He is waiting outside

Can you give me the auto fare?

Such a miser you are

How come you are a municipal councilor?

Don't ask about that. I have heard that question several times

My heart can't bear it anymore

Will meet you at the marriage

Why are you still here?

-I'll take my leave -Get out soon

Do you need special announcement? Leave

I would rather push you in the well than marrying you

Saami! All this cringe is because of you

I must solve this at once!

You people know why I called you here?

Our college H.O.D Shantha ma'am called me

Our department function is happening in two days

We need to arrange for a chief guest

Why is she asking us to do it?

She could have asked the present students right?

It's been a year since we finished college

These new students would ask for a formal permission even to go to the restroom

How can they bring in a celebrity guest?

Why can't we call actor Arya?

He replies to all my twitter messages with a 'Darling...' prefix

He would reply to all your messages

But will he come?

What about actor Yogi Babu?

-It be fun and trendy -It's a great idea

Sounds great but how would he manage to come in his busy schedule?

Can I try bringing him?

I will do anything for you

Yeah come! We can discuss in private

-I'll be back guys -Who is he?

Don't know

Must be her boyfriend

What are you doing here?

I came to the nearby ration shop to get free palm oil

I wouldn't laugh at your jokes even if they are funny

Don't irritate me and leave this place

Instead of telling you so many 'sorrys'

I would become rich if I had sold few 'sarees'

For me to accept your apologies...

I must first have trust in you

I don't trust you after that BBC incident

Alright!

I'll come from your perspective

If I bring Yogi Babu to your college culturals

Would I earn your trust?

Would you accept my apology?

My father always tells

Action is the greatest spoken word

Show me some action first. We'll discuss everything later

-Dude! -Tell me

I am in need of your service now

Yogi Babu did not pick my call

So we are going to meet him directly

Let's hurry

I have known you since childhood

But I never knew you are friends with Yogi Babu

I met him in a cricket tournament

There I was the captain and he was the wicket keeper

He tortures the batsmen...

by shouting and clapping his hands from behind the stumps and get the out

He has a big mouth and made it big

He has acted with all the leading actors

By now he must have settled down in a bungalow by ECR beach

-Why is he still residing in this area? -Beach won't suit him

Beach stinks of dry fish. He is Lord Muruga devotee, so it won't suit him

One thing is sure. He is a kind hearted person

He has not forgot this place where he grew up in

Even today, he would visit the small tea shop every morning...

and have a ginger tea before he goes to the shoot

He is a man of...

Is that Yogi Babu?

Yes! That is him

Come I will introduce you to him

-But why does he look weak? -He just got fit!

Greetings wicket keeper Babu

-Sorry Yogi Babu -Greetings

-He is my friend Aravind -Why is your face hidden behind hair?

Are you growing beard as an offering to God?

-Look at his sense of humour -Wow! What a sense of timing

Such modesty! You are having tea from this shop?

You are great!

Can I have a selfie with you?

Sure

For the first time I'll make you look good

Thank a lot!

No one has taken a selfie with me

You are the first!

Send that selfie to my phone number

I will set it as my wallpaper

Babu! Control yourself

I don't get it? People take selfie with even new vloggers

But no one has taken a selfie with Yogi Babu?

They would have, if it was Yogi Babu

But this is Dilli Babu

-Dilli Babu? -Yes, I am Dilli Babu

But he looks like Yogi Babu

He is the stunt double of Yogi Babu

What an amazing find

I would take him to the college function

But one thing...

My girl Thulasi can sniff out anything

If she finds out, it'll be embarrassing

If a Sailor like you cannot find out...

How would a college student find it?

Believe me and take him to the college

-Babu! I can trust you, right? -Sure

I'll call my girl now, can you please talk to her?

Sure. Why not?

-Hello -Hello

Tell me

I am with Yogi Babu right now

Invite him to you college function

Yeah sure

Talk to her

Hello! This is Yogi Babu speaking

-Hi sir! Greetings! -Greetings

-I am a big fan of your comedy -Thanks

Thanks a lot for accepting to come for our college function

No need to thank me

Payment, travel convenience and two packs of cigarettes

I would happily go anywhere for that

-What? Packs of cigarette? -Yes, the 18 rupees one

Hello!

What happened?

I think he is going to bring some dupe as Yogi Babu

Uh-oh! So the function will be cancelled then?

No! If we let that happen, it'll spoil our reputation

Let them come, I'll deal them!

Where are they yet?

Come soon!

Hi Thulasi!

Why are you walking like your wife is in labour ward?

Yogi Babu will be here on time

You would accept my apology

Then you'll become possessive and stop me from speaking to other girls

I thinking how to handle it

So how do you know Yogi Babu?

Not only me, everybody knows Yogi Babu

"I stand before her, my eyes are charmed"

I am asking how do you know him personally?

I met him for you

My friend and I toiled hard, then contacted him and met in person

My friend is bringing him right now

You?

Toiled hard to get his contact?

Yes!

Let me see him

Dude! Tell me

What is your star sign?

I don't know about that

But my mom told that my time is good and would get married soon

The bride is almost ready

I have a surprise for you

I am coming with the original Yogi Babu

-Seriously? -Yes!

He saw my missed calls and called me back

I told him about your love matter and he said he'll help us

He has agreed to come to the college event

You are the man!

-You are swag! -Okay! See you there

Yogi Babu is coming!

Yeah! We already know it right? Why are you suddenly excited?

I meant they are on the way

Is it? Let him come

Hey! Yogi Babu is here!

All the boys and girls look alike

Everybody is dressed the same

Its the trend of 2K kids

Hi Students!

Step aside everyone

You're so cool brother. Dude! you have done it!

You look exactly like in the movies

Don't touch me, I don't like boys

Give him

Your hand slipped?

No! I dropped it intentionally. Pick it up for yourself

-Are you trying to humiliate him? -Come let's go

What is happening?

Brother! There is fight between these love birds

She is venting out that anger on you! She will be alright soon

Girls have the same attitude in both movies and real life

You ignore her! She has gone crazy

Why take crazy people into college?

I have the same doubt

Open the damn door!

Come in

Greetings

Your applause is our wealth. Make it loud

What is the problem with you?

Play your games with some one else

You can fool people in some stupid festival in your neighbourhood

But not me

Stupid festival?

-What is she telling -Stay calm brother!

Are you out of your mind?

This is world famous Yogi Babu

Every star in the industry is waiting to work with him

The entire Tamil film industry is dependent on...

-Enough please! -Shall I talk about that heroine

Shut up or I will break your jaws

Why are you acting like a lunatic?

You want him here or not?

I know everything about you and your little plan

Behave yourselves till everything is over and run away from this place

Else I would complain to Mr.Yogi Babu

And put you in jail for fraud. Understood!

Be careful!

-Look at his dumb face! -Fraud?

Who is she? Is she going to complain to me about me?

I told right, she has gone crazy

Let her go and marry this aunty. It would work better

As said in an old movie, this nation and it's people are on the path of destruction

You gave the same one to actor Arya right? Screw it

Here give this to your crazy rabbit girlfriend

I don't need these. Sit!

-You're reading from Wikipedia right? -Yes sir!

Those facts are false. Go flirt with your boyfriend

Greetings my dear!

This is Mahesh Babu

He's a fake right? Who cares what he speaks

I am not ashamed to say this

I don't have a college education

Yeah! Colleges are not for buffaloes

I can hear your mind voice

You might ask if I would become a statesman with college education

I didn't make it to college then but that's why I made here today as chief guest

It's our ill fate to have you as a chief guest

There is a secret behind my success as an actor

That secret is that I ignore the negativity thrown at me

The people who body shamed me...

are begging for alms today

Some are even asking me to be my assistants

Two of them are in this hall

He's talking about you

He's not talking about us

Take this advice and reach for the skies

When things go wrong, just say...

'F.... it'

Come on guys!

No bad words, this is college. See you!

This professor dozed off to my speech

Students! Your become what you think! All the best!

See you!

Go to the last bench and continue sleeping

Look at this sleepy face

He's leaving. Let's go

Here after I will never help such friends

They are embarrassing me

He is here. Come on

Sir! A selfie with us

Don't tag me in Instagram, my wife would scold me

Its Yogi Babu

-Brother! -He is leaving

Brother

Yogi Babu sir. Could you spare us a minute

What for?

The Principal ma'am wants to meet you

How old is your principal?

Maybe 30

30? Let's go

-She's lying -Move guys!

"A heart is blossoming on this iron"

-The Principal has called for me -Brother it is a trap

Madam! Are you putting on makeup

Come soon! I have some important people to meet

You have some gift for me?

What are you doing?

You will get it!

You will get enough from the police

You have some problem with me?

I have had enough of you

-What do you want? -What is your name?

Yogi Babu!

-How many movies were you in? -150 movies

-With Superstar Rajnikanth? -One

-With Thalapathy Vijay -Five

-With Thala Ajith -Five

-Other languages -One with Shah Rukh Khan

I would even act with Tom Cruise, what is your problem now?

Wow! What a preparation!

You are a former Tik Tok artist right?

Tell me

Wonder where that BMW car came from?

What's your problem?

You want me to prove that I am Yogi Babu right?

Here! Pull my hair!

Pull!

It's real right?

See my eyes? They are red right? Because of night shoots

Wait a moment!

Here!

My aadhar card, credit card, union card, ration card

Everything is here

If you are still not convinced...

I can bring the nurse who delivered me, but she is dead

Sorry sir!

I spoke to someone on the phone yesterday and got suspicious

Please forgive me!

I don't need your apology! Tell it to him!

All troubles are because of this fool

-Brother! -Give me my phone

They are conducting a school annual day event in this same campus

There you would receive a big gift

Do I look like a circus clown to you?

Sorry sir!

To hell with your sorry. Such an embarrassment

Get lost!

Are you mad?

Do you know how much we did to bring him here?

Your apology is worth nothing. Get lost!

Aravind! Sorry!

He was the only celebrity I knew, she ruined that too

Aravind!

Sorry! I am extremely sorry!

it's alright!

I won't make people beg for apology like you

I accept your apology

But you have to do something first

What is that?

Excuse! One second! -Yes!

Where are you going?

To propose to my girl, Soundarya

Cringe!

She's already committed. Try someone else

Okay, boss. By the way, it's plastic rose

Do you know sketching?

Yeah!

Have done it in Photoshop

Why are you asking?

I want to see how our child would look like

Can you sketch it?

Just out of curiosity

I would send you many options

"You are a boundless beauty"

"You trap me at the first sight"

"I have etched your face in my heart"

"You have flooded my thoughts"

"Like the soil waiting for rain"

"You evaporate me with your moves"

"Wherever I go, you come before my eyes"

"Here she comes, twisting me like a top"

"She makes me fly with her look"

"I am wandering like wild wind"

"She takes my breath away as she goes"

"The sharpness in your eyes"

"Pierce me like a spear"

"Like a soft rice"

"You chew me slowly"

"You are driving myself crazy"

"You make me talk to myself"

"You steal my dreams"

"You break me like a doll"

"Nothing compares to you"

"I would paint you in the sky"

"No one can love you like me"

"Here she comes, twisting me like a top"

"She makes me fly with her look"

"I am wandering like wild wind"

"She takes my breath away as she goes"

"You are a boundless beauty"

"You trap me at the first sight"

"I have etched your face in my heart"

"You have flooded my thoughts"

"Like the soil waiting for rain"

"You evaporate me with your moves"

"Wherever I go, you come before my eyes"

"Here she comes, twisting me like a top"

"She makes me fly with her look"

"I am wandering like wild wind"

"She takes my breath away as she goes"

Thulasi, shall we go on a cruise ship for our honeymoon?

I can get special discounts

That will happen only if we get married

What's wrong?

You were happy when I proposed right? What is wrong now?

My dad would be alone after our marriage

It worries me

He can be alone

We can visit him often. Simple right?

You don't understand

My father raised me alone after my mom passed away

He has no one except me

He is the only person left for me

He doesn't look after him. I have to take care of him

That is all right?

Why are you worried?

He can be with us after marriage

We can be together. I don't have an issue with that

You don't have any issues, but he has

He says he'll be a free bird and won't bother me after my marriage

Look!

I takes time to convince elder people, but somehow we have to do it

What's so complex about it?

You don't know my father

Every time I bring up this topic, a heated argument erupts between us

I don't know how to handle him

Don't you worry

I will speak to him

I'll even fight with and convince him to live with us after our marriage

Fine?

-Promise -Promise

Awesome!

Come in!

-Come on! -Okay

Dad!

He has such a beautiful daughter?

Dad!

Hi! Was watching an important news

I told right! This is Aravind

Hi Aravind

-How do you do? -Am good

My daughter has told me about you

You are a second grade engineer in ship right?

-Yes! -How is your job?

Its going great

Please sitdown

I want to ask...

If you are okay with me and Thulasi getting married

I don't have any objections. My daughter like you a lot

Are your parents okay with it?

They are perfectly okay with it

But I have a request from my side

After our marriage, I feel it would be bad for an aged person like you to live alone

You can stay with us

You can take it as a request or a condition, as you wish

How dare she reveal my age to him?

Dad!

Why are you staring at me?

I was just admiring your hairstyle

It was his call, I have nothing to do with it

-It's not a big deal -Believe me dad

-Sure I believe you -Look! He believes you

Mr Aravind! I have already told my daughter

I shall repeat it to you

I don't want to be a disturbance to anyone

I want to be alone

You can take it as a request or a condition, as you wish

Dad! He won't see you as a disturbance

Why are you stubborn?

His acceptance shows his character

-Yeah! Many have told me so -I really appreciate you

-Thanks a lot Sir -Hats off

But I cannot follow you two wherever you go

Don't force me

Uncle! We will definitely force you

We have the rights to do so

See Aravind!

I. Cannot. Be. With. You

Dot

In that case, this marriage is not going to happen

Dot

I am sorry Aravind

Okay! Forget about your marriage

Better go back to your ship

Why don't you marry some one?

Why are you troubling us?

His angry stare reminds me of Angry Birds' owl!

What was that?

-Nothing! -No you said something

-I was telling.. -I didn't hear it

Why don't you leave it then?

I was asking you to marry again

Your wife will take good care of you

I will take good care of Thulasi

That is why I said so

Mr Aravind

At 6 pm today, I will meet you

-Dad? -Him alone!

You wait and watch!

I'm sorry!

Sir, please!

Sorry!

Sir?

What have you done?

I went with the flow

You asked him to marry?

He doesn't like that idea!

I think he is furious with me

God!

Another cringe to handle

Here he comes

Good evening sir!

I remember asking you to come alone. Who's he?

It's Saturday night. Police patrol would be heavy

He'll accompany me safely to home. Just a support

Oh! A support

Saaminathan, owner of Panchabhoodham travels. Nice to meet you!

Seems like he doesn't shake hands with anyone

Good evening, sir

Nice boy!

-I think he is regular here -Let's order too

He just gulped it down

Did they poison him?

What happened? Did they give you the wrong drink?

Did they add anything in it?

Why are you crying?

What happened?

All these days, my daughter has asked me to stay with her after marriage

But she never thought of getting me a partner

But you! A stranger

You wanted me to marry someone

Those word of your's

I went back to my younger self

Who the bloody hell said a widower, who has a daughter, cannot marry ?

Who said so?

I don't know. Must be some trash like him

I was not me

-It's not him it seems -Look here!

Age is not a bar for marriage

All you need is a young heart and a strong body

For me, age is just a number

-What? -Number

-Want me to prove? -It's alright

-How about you? -Am fine

-Would you both like to see? -Leave us alone

Why are you looking funny?

Nothing. Just feels like the drink is making some rounds in my stomach

Can you make yourself clear before our next round of drinks

My daughter, Thulasi...

No one is watching right?

My daughter, Thulasi...

She always tells me that I am an aged man

"You will slip in the bathroom"

"You will get chest pain while you're asleep"

"Your sugar level may drop while driving"

She keeps on telling these to me

Have you seen patients struggling for their life in ICU ward?

She treats me like them

Sir you are wrong! She loves you more than anything

Damn! To hell with her love for me!

I wasted half my life showing love and making pan cakes for her

I am also a human right?

I have feelings too

What is your feeling?

Now you have come to the point, darling!

Give me your hand

Eyes like a blazing fire

Voice like a sweet honey

Touch that would send shivers

I want to marry a woman like that

And enjoy every second of my exotic life with her

How can I tell this to my daughter?

Won't she spit at me?

Definitely she would! Even I feel like spitting at you

Mr. Support! Stop it!

What are you asking me to do?

Everything!

Find a girl of my liking and marry her to me

Your marriage would happen right after

To put it simple

I got it!

Only If I marry you with a girl of your liking...

My marriage will happen

I will make it happen. I swear it on my love

I don't care if you swear by your love or stove!

So, since you'll get sloshed tonight...

you brought a 'Mr. Support' to take you home safe, right?

Swear on his life!

Dude! A bus of mine has to go to Kasi, I should perform some rituals on it

Why don't you two sort things out. Bye gentlemen!

The driver would take care of it. You sit down

-I Promise -No don't

It's a promise

Super!

Mr. Support and Mr. Navy, come closer

If you try to expose me to my daughter and tarnish my image...

We know what follows. You would tie us to the lamp post and bash us

Good! You have understood me

Good that you both have that fear

Can you two stand up for a moment

We are already up

Don't stand up drunk! Sit down!

He had only one round!

I didn't live my first marriage to the fullest

God has given me a chance now

-Drats! -I would enjoy it to the fullest

Else I'll finish off both your lives

See you!

-Sir!

If you can you give some references to find a girl for you

We would start the ground work today

How did I I forget it?

Send a 'Hi' to my Whatsapp number...

And I will send you all I need

So many photos of women even before sending a 'Hi'

What is this?

That lunatic has downloaded everything from Google

Tragedy has struck my life

It's my uncle Punniyakotti! What shall I do now?

Cut the call

I would cut the call, you better cut that Thulasi and find some other girl

Everyone would be happy

Don't worry! I will get my Thulasi and you would get your Malar

-But how? -We need only one thing

-What is that?

Ready one, two, three, start

"God's mercy! Mercy! Mercy!"

"God's mercy! Mercy! Mercy!"

"God's mercy! Mercy! Mercy!"

"God's mercy! Mercy! Mercy!"

Hello!

Uncle said you went for an interview. Got the job?

Yeah! I got it -Is it?

The appointment letter is in my hands.

Wow! Congrats! Awesome.

- Why do you care? - Why?

You never called me after meeting my dad. Not even a text.

Oh! Something happened last night

I thought of explaining you in person.

You will have an excuse for everything.

Nothing like that. Hello!

What are you doing with the tyre?

I was repairing the tyre of my travels bus.

He called me for some emergency, so I came here as I was.

To be very frank.

These days I am doing his marriage works more than my travels works.

Dude! We are not working for my marriage.

We are working for our marriages.

Our marriage! Our right!

What happened yesterday night?

My dad is also not telling me anything.

Are you planning for a break up?

Break up? Me?

Can you fix your tyre somewhere else

I was...

What?

Let me take my vehicle.

- Whatever! Just leave! - You keep drooling here.

I must blame myself for coming with you.

Hello!

It's you girls who would think of breaking up for silly reasons.

But we boys would look for solution to fix the problem.

Is it from a Whatsapp forward or a meme?

Not from anywhere. This is reality.

Actually your dad has agreed to second marriage.

Here on, his wife will take care of him

I will take care of my sweetheart.

Wait a moment!

- My dad agreed to marry? - Yeah!

- To you? - Of course

I wont believe it

I knew you wouldn't trust me.

That is why I have my voice recorder.

Dude! Play it -Yes, dude.

Oh you are here.

Tell her what her dad said yesterday.

Three large drinks and two small drinks.

And took two chill beers home.

Everything in our expense.

Not that -I swear

- I was asking about the marriage stuff. - Oh that one?

We told your dad that he is aging and that he needs a company.

As soon as he heard that he took a bottle and came to hit us.

Not me! It's your dad's action.

My dad?

Then for next three hours we discussed with him.

Yeah! Time went by.

We tried to convince him.

But your father got a bit emotional.

And told that he would do this sacrifice for his daughter.

But he asked us not to reveal this to his daughter.

- And he started weeping like a child. - Don't overdo.

Anyway...

You also don't discuss this with him.

Are you happy now?

You have done the impossible! Wow!

Awesome! I agree now.

- Boys are the best! - Of course!

I don't know how to thank you.

This baboon is still here?

- Dude? - Sorry dude!

- What is this. - It's a public place...

Be safe. Police might arrest you.

Thank you!

I start job from Monday.

So tomorrow first thing in the morning

I would go to some matrimony office and look for single woman, divorcee...

Hold on a moment!

He has asked us not to involve you in this matter.

Saami and I would take care of this.

Saami!

Saami?

Where are you at? He'll be around when I don't need him!

It's him.

Where did you go?

I was not able to bear your silly love drama.

So I rolled the wheel a long way, will fix it and call you later.

Dude!

Wait!

He went to the restroom it seems.

From now on, there are no more confusions.

Only celebrations!

But first

go shave your beard.

I thought girls like bearded guys. She's from another planet I guess.

Enter with your right foot.

South Indian matrimony!

Why are we here?

To have our breakfast

I could have made it for you myself.

Why did you drag me to the ninth floor?

Oh! He's trying to be funny.

Be quiet!

Dude! I have been quiet since we became friends!

Oh! He is a jobless dude is it?

Sorry! I forgot to tell you.

Forget that

I have collected all your necessary information from Thulasi.

You just have to select the girl and the next stop is your honeymoon.

Not ready for honeymoon?

You have the zeal but do you have the ability?

Before that, let's check if you find a suitable match!

What is your problem now?

I have a lot of problems but the first one is you.

Why is this trash sticking with you?

Excuse me!

You put it in a nice way.

Know your place. Okay?

Mr. Navy boy, be careful of him. He overhears everything.

He is a dummy, sir. Don't worry.

Why does this aged kangaroo wants to get married?

Wow! It's a bright start.

Hi!

Welcome to South India matrimony!

Who is the profile for?

Your elder son or younger son?

Sir! Wait!

Is this the way to talk?

We need a girl for this youngster.

Sorry!

This guy with cheap sunglasses right here

is our groom.

Can I have your user name.

User name is Ramachandran_K.

Password is 'Aravind weds Thulasi'

Nicely done!

So that you won't forget it.

Looks like you won't forget.

- That's how strong it is. - Yes, sir.

We have found the matches for your profile.

You have to pay for the 6 month premium membership initially.

And we will provide you full assistance.

One second.

Are you paying by cash, card or gpay?

Anything is fine.

It's your marriage expenditure right?

Dude! Your trapped.

Are you paying by cash, card or gpay?

Anything is fine. It's your marriage expenditure right?

Take out your wallet.

My expenditure?

He was talking to you only.

- What is this? - Yeah he is right!

I am the one trapped here.

Why is the screen so small?

I am screwed!

Can you come with me.

- Yes! Of course. - Control yourself.

To check out matching profiles.

In such a smaller screen?

Thing is...

In the excitement of wearing cooling glass I forgot my reading glass.

Would be better if we see on a bigger screen.

I got this, sir.

Actually, he comes from a royal family.

So he wants to check out the profiles in a big screen.

Can you arrange that quickly?

Sorry! To use the projector...

We need get the permission from our head office in Mumbai.

What?

Can't you do this help for a old man who forgot his glasses at home?

And you want to wait for a approval from Mumbai?

For just 120 rupees we can see a 3D film in big screen

I have paid 32,000 rupees for this.

I told you right! He overheard us.

Yeah I overheard you! That is my habit.

That's a bad habit -Yes I agree.

You speak as if I overheard your secrets?

Please calm down! Relax!

I will get the permission right away.

- Make it fast. - Don't be so desperate.

Hope I will find my girl.

What?

I have no matches?

He doesn't have a match in the entire country?

What sort of matrimony is this?

Dude!

-What about my 32,000 -Is that important now?

Return my money back.

Here we don't refund money.

Give me your earrings then. I would sell it.

- Sir! - What?

It's not our fault. He has given girls below 25 years old as a criteria.

Ask him!

Uh-oh! She ratted me out.

Is he looking to adopt a girl?

Table damage would cost you 8000 rupees.

We accept only cash for that.

Leave those brats!

Can we push that 25 to 45?

Can we do it?

Even 85 wouldn't match you.

She is Shivaranjani.

She looks like you.

No! She looks like you

- I am okay with her. - Is he okay with her?

Next!

She is Keerthana.

She is loud mouth Keerthana! I know her.

Stop lying!

Next!

Her -Next.

Next! Next! Next!

What the hell is this?

You!

Can you give us two minutes.

Please make it fast

I'll have to mail back to the Mumbai head office if there's a delay

I will finish this as quick as possible.

- Did she work in a browsing centre before? - No idea.

What are hell are you thinking?

I sent you the references right? Is this what you found?

Sir!

The references you sent

are supermodels who don't even give dates to movie stars.

How would they accept you?

Please be reasonable.

Your dramatics won't work on me.

He found out

I won't leave you guys until I find my girl.

This is your first warning.

If this happens again, I will cancel your marriage.

I was talking about your marriage, not mine.

- Sir? - Yes!

It affects your marriage too.

Not enough!

Your energy level is not enough!

You must have fire like energy!

God, he's a lunatic and wants to get married!

Asked you to find me a bride and you're showing me aunties.

Don't step into my home ever again.

Find me a girl and then marry my girl.

Are you going to burn yourself?

I am trying to ooze out the fire he asked for.

You can blow this fire out.

You cannot blow out love and affection Malarvizhi has for me.

Do something about this

I have an idea.

Why can't we discuss it over a beer?

Malarvizhi my love!

Dude!

You know of any beer factory?

There are totally 8 in our state.

In Kanchipuram, Gumudipoondi, Thiruvallur.

Pudhukottai, Mathuranthagam, Thirumalisai and a few more.

Inside the city we have in Poonamalle and Valasaravakkam.

Why are you asking?

We are drinking this everyday.

But have we ever thought about the process of making it.

How many people have strived for this.

Have we thought about this on at least labours day.

We are thankless people.

That Adyar Undertaker...

Thinks he is a celebrity and rejects every girl we show him.

Your path will open only if you clear his path.

My path will open only if you clear yours.

My path would open Malarvizhi's path.

Amidst all these problems we have.

How can you think of torturing me?

Are you an alien?

I just thought about it.

Why are you bursting out like alcohol for that?

It was uncalled for.

Mom! Two dosas and one egg dosa

I have sent you a message. If you forward it to 40 people, you would get a good wife.

Would I get two girls if I send it to 80 people?

I will bash you?

Hello!

Hello!

She is from an older generation.

Why are you pulling her legs?

One moment.

You forwarded it to me five times?

There is a story where people went on a pilgrimage praying for rain.

One of the boy alone went with an umbrella.

You know why?

The small boy would have told you If you had kicked him.

Why are you asking me?

That's Belief!

Belief is everything!

I suspected you to be an alien.

But I have confirmed it.

Dude! I have found the perfect match for our Undertaker.

Really?

Here!

This?

Sorry! The status changed.

Look at this.

It's our yoga teacher.

But she is not interested in marriage and staying single.

How is it possible?

If you want to know the status of someone's mind.

You just have to see their Whatspp status.

Oh is it?

Look at her status.

The font is not clear. You read it out.

Keep calm! I am waiting for my perfect match!

Is it?

What does it mean?

It means we have found someone for our Undertaker.

And they are "Okay! Okay!"

Okay! Okay!

I thought you were an alien.

But you are an Avatar.

Here! Cheers!

These guys?

What would they do if their pants tear when bending?

They would have the stitching kit ready.

They would stitch it themselves.

Won't the needle in the kit poke if they have it in their pocket?

Stop talking too much before they stitch your mouth.

Check out that grey yoga pant girl...

Whoa!

What a pleasant surprise guys!

- Good evening ma'am! - Good morning ma'am!

- Good morning ma'am! - Good evening ma'am!

Can we agree on any one?

We will go with morning.

Good morning ma'am!

How did you guys remember me suddenly?

We came to discuss about a marriage.

Marriage! Well congratulations!

Are you two getting married on the same day as you told?

Where is my invitation?

No! We came to you to discuss your marriage.

My marriage -Yes!

How do you guys know that I want to marry?

I am in love with a girl named Thulasi.

Her father worked in the Indian Navy for 20 - 25 years.

Then, he got took voluntary retirement.

Now he is working as a professor in a college.

He is well settled with a own house, car and good money

I saw his Whatsapp status yesterday.

He posted 'I am single. Waiting for a perfect match'

He posted it at 12 'O clock yesterday.

What a coincidence!

You also had posted a status...

'I am single. Waiting for a perfect match' at the same time.

Yeah! So what?

We thought...

We could mingle the two singles.

And change their status to married.

Got this idea while I was brushing this morning.

That is why we came here.

In case if you like him.

If you accept to marry him.

Thulasi would agree to marry me.

My girl Malarvizhi is also waiting for me.

If you agree to this.

Then we would be married on the same day and same dais as we wished for.

You started this story.

Hope you would give us an happy ending.

Why are you asking her about a happy ending?

Stop your dirty thinking.

Alright! Since you guys are asking

I will consider it.

Do you have his photo?

I have kept it as my wallpaper.

Look at this Prince Charming.

I have seen him somewhere.

May be in National Geography.

But I cannot recollect.

May be in previous birth, like in Rajamouli's movies.

Meet him once.

You will definitely like him.

Okay!

Let's meet him tomorrow.

Awesome!

Thank you ma'am!

'I can feel the weather change around me... Girl, it's because of you...'

Thanks! You too.

He's here.

Look at him drooling.

Finally my scoldings have paid off. They've got someone beautiful!

Hi sir!

Meet Ms.Maya!

Our college Yoga teacher.

She runs her own Yoga Center in ECR.

What brings her here?

There is exhibition going nearby.

She came to purchase yoga mats in bulk.

We stopped to say hi to you.

Hi uncle!

She is a single just like you.

Well settled too.

She is waiting for a perfect partner.

Hi Maya!

I am Ramachandran -Hi!

What happened to him?

He got electrocuted. Chemistry, it seems!

I thought he got a seizure.

You are a yoga teacher...

Mr. Support?

I'll go and drink some Sapodilla juice for me.

There is no Sapodilla at home. Get it outside.

Bye dude.

Then...

Oh! Me too?

Actually I am not getting signal.

Dude! One sweet lime juice for me.

Is it better do yoga in the morning or evening?

Morning would be effective.

Thulasi!

- Get my Jeep outside. - Yeah I will.

We'll continue

I don't get much time in the morning.

Thulasi!

Can you do it now?

God!

You were trying to say something.

Yes!

When they told me about a yoga teacher...

I expected a Grey haired granny in fully covered clothes

I thought I'll say 'Bye' and reject her.

But you!

You are fabulous!

When they told about a retired navy officer...

I thought of a man in polo shirt, grey hair

sitting on an easy chair and reading newspaper.

But you too look fabulous!

Maya! Beautiful name.

Sometimes we meet some one for the first time

we feel like we have seen them many times before.

Looking at you, I can feel it.

My heart is beating fast

I have seen a lot of men flirting pathetically to impress a girl.

But your ways are cute and cool.

Ask her.

Maya! If you are okay

can we spend a day together?

Mr. Ramachandran, if you are fine with it

can that day be today?

"A new experience; As it blossoms..."

"It makes us fly; Fly so high."

"You are changing me with your thoughts."

"And killing me softly."

"This world looks new today"

"I am losing myself in your words."

"I want to tell you one thing"

"I want to tell it to your face"

"I am waiting for that moment."

"I am feeling my elegance today."

"Can you feel it too?"

"Would you be mine?"

"Would you accept me?"

"Would you be mine?"

"Would you accept me now?"

"Would you accept me now?"

Stop here.

Thank you!

Hi aunty! How are you!

You are from the mall right?

Thulasi!

You have finished every mall and now going to houses is it?

No it's not that.

Where have you hid the camera?

There is nothing there, I just came to visit your family.

Visit us? Why?

Are you here to give me the best prank award?

No! I wanted to see my future home.

I must step in with my right foot, isn't it?

Aravind darling!

Darling? Whoa!

When did this happen?

- Four runs to win. - You are gone now.

Wait, I'm coming -Just miss!

Are you scared of losing?

There is someone.

Hi!

Thulasi!

What are you guys doing?

He has some cricket match in college

I was training him.

Brother! Stop making fun.

Keep quiet.

How come you are here?

Just a surprise visit to see you.

Did your dad call?

Everything fine?

Didn't get a call yet, but I thing everything is going fine.

Wait a second! Who is she?

She is...

This is Thulasi. She is your...

I am your sister-in-law. You can call me Thulasi.

Done!

What is happening here?

All this fist bumping and stuff?

She is saying its her future home.

She says she is the sister-in-law of Akash.

Why am I not a part of this?

Tell me what is happening.

Mom! Me and Thulasi are

in love!

We are planning to get married soon.

Look at my son blushing!

This is a rare sight.

Make yourself at home. I'll make some coffee.

Okay, aunty.

So?

Intense practice?

Are you trying to get into IPL like Natraj?

Don't forget me if you become famous.

Why?

Leave me alone!

Why are you feeling shy?

It's dad.

How to manage him?

Thulasi! Don't go.

She's going to invite trouble.

Hi uncle! I am Thulasi.

Aravind's girlfriend.

Came for a visit.

Hi!

Shanthi!

Shanthi!

Dad! I...

I wanted to introduce her to you.

This is Thulasi. She just rushed and introduced herself.

I knew you would come from office early.

So I made some coffee for you.

Coffee?

For me?

Oh! You don't like coffee, right?

I forgot.

- Sorry! - Move!

Forgive me

I got nervous and started blabbing.

Forgive me -Get lost!

Coffee -What happened?

Why is he so angry?

It's not anger.

He could not handle your surprise visit.

You

take Thulasi upstairs and show her around

I will speak to your dad when he comes out for dinner and call you.

Till then don't come near him.

You will take care right?

I will handle it.

That is what scares me

I am too scared. Just go!

Let's go to the terrace.

Lord Muruga! Help me from a disaster

I will offer you prayer this evening.

Oh Lord!

I thought you would be late because of the traffic.

Shall I go and come back late?

No! I was just saying...

You were not just saying..

But you are trying to divert the topic!

Did that girl leave?

I sent them upstairs so that they won't be a disturbance while you eat.

He was telling something to me.

What is it?

They are in love it seems.

So?

Is this the way to reveal it?

She wanted to surprise us.

She's a young girl.

She's just a playful.

Shall I call them?

Aravind!

Coming mom!

Aravind! What?

- Aravind! - Tell me.

Why's you FB relationship status still 'Single?'

Quiet!

- Answer me! - Like that's important now!

What do you do?

I have done Visual communication and working at a private channel.

You would have seen me on TV.

No!

I don't watch TV.

Do your parents know you are here?

I don't need my dad's permission for anything.

If I call him now at this hour

he would get furious.

- He knows about it. Tell your dad. - Quiet.

Her father already knows. He is okay with us.

Your food is getting cold.

Had dinner?

Uncle!

No one has asked me this since I came here.

Only you asked me.

You are my favourite.

Today my dinner is with you.

- Thulasi listen. - Don't talk to me.

Did you ask if I was hungry?

Thulasi!

Don't do it.

Aunty!

Don't worry if the food is less.

We can share the food and manage.

Give me a chapati.

Okay!

Come join us.

Okay.

One moment!

You need something.

You are here for the first time.

Don't you know how to behave?

Didn't you learn any manners?

What's wrong with my behaviour, uncle?

I was just being casual.

Casual?

Don't you have any elders at home?

Your mom and dad are working, is it?

No!

I have only my dad.

I lost my mom when I was a kid.

Look!

This proves her behaviour.

If the elder's don't teach their children at home.

You will get a spoilt one like her.

Uncle!

Sorry if I did something wrong.

Hold on a second.

Hold on.

Dad!

Thulasi is the girl am going to marry.

She will live with me here in the future.

Humiliating someone at the face.

Hurting people with words.

Limit all your other rules and conditions with your wife.

Do not cross the limit.

If you do then I'll won't hold myself back...

And do what?

What will you do?

Will you hit me? Come on do it.

Oh God!

Do you think you're a man if a girl enters your life?

You forgot who you are speaking to?

Apologise to your dad.

Apologise!

Shut up mom!

I can't bear his attitude like you.

It's your fate to suffer with him.

What are you talking?

Then? Humiliating someone at the dinner table?

Mocking her parents

I can't see all these and be quiet.

Aravind don't -Leave me.

If some one insults my girl, I would confront them.

If she is in trouble, I would fight for her.

Because I am not like your husband.

Let's leave.

Sorry!

On my first visit to your house, fight broke out with your dad.

It makes me sad.

No need to be sad.

This happens every time with him.

That is his character.

What if he doesn't agree to our marriage now?

Why do we need his permission?

Our marriage will happen whether he likes it or not.

Try to understand!

His first impression of me was bad.

How can we stay in the same house together?

Hello -Brother!

Tell me.

Mom suddenly fell down unconscious.

We has admitted her in hospital.

What?

I am scared. Please come here soon.

Which hospital?

Bewell hospital at Koyambedu.

Come soon.

Will be right there.

What happened?

Mom is not well.

Admitted in hospital.

You go home

I'll check on her.

Please stop.

All because of me

I will take care of it.

Stop it there.

- Please drop her home safely. - Okay

- I will come with you. - You go, I will call you later.

Brother!

What happened?

Mom and dad were in the room

I was in the hall. I don't know what happened inside.

Dad suddenly shouted out to me

I ran in and saw mom unconscious on the floor.

I called an ambulance and brought her here.

Where is he?

He is upstairs.

I am scared.

- Don't be scared. - Mom will be fine right?

Nothing will happen.

Don't worry -Okay!

I will get the medicines.

Be strong.

Everything will be alright.

Come!

She was talking to just fine.

- Did you scold her? - Suddenly she fell down unconscious

- I didn't scold her. - You hit her then?

Why are you talking like this?

You humiliate her for even small things.

You want me to believe you did nothing after the incident tonight.

You would have definitely hit her

I did nothing -Shut your mouth.

Just out of curiosity.

You humiliate and embarrass her at every chance you get.

How much will you put her through?

Do you think she's your slave?

If some other woman was in her place, they would have left you long ago!

- Aravind, I... - Shut up, dad!

She will be fine.

Not a word more.

If anything happens to her.

I won't spare you.

Who is here for Shanthi Natarajan?

I am Natarajan. Shanthi's husband.

She has woke up.

One of you can go in without disturbing her.

Why?

So that she'll see you and faint again in fear?

She is my wife!

You realize that only now?

I want to know what happened at home.

She won't speak if you are there.

I'll go.

You stay here.

Mom!

Aravind!

What happened?

Are you alright?

How are you?

Am perfectly alright.

Am doing fine.

The hospital is trying to extract money from us with all these set up.

Don't fall for it and pay the bill.

Mom! Leave that.

What happened at home?

Did he scold you?

Did he hit you?

- Why are quiet? - I'll tell you.

After you left with that girl.

Yeah!

I had a headache, so I went to sleep.

You know what happened then?

Sorry, I stamped you by mistake!

Forgive me! Wont happen again!

- It's not that. - You want some tea?

How about black tea?

No!

Are you having head ache? Shall I apply pain balm.

Nothing! Can you please sit.

Why?

I said sit down!

Sorry!

What is this? Sounds new to me.

Had your food?

What? I didn't hear you.

I asked did you had your food?

Something's...

My ears are blocking.

My heart is beating faster

I'm unable to hear what you are saying...

Well, dear... I just asked if you had your food?

Oh my God!

Shanthi!

Shanthi!

Akash!

So, that's...

What?

Him?

Yes!

In our 30 years of marriage...

It is the first time...

He has asked me if I had food?

I was overjoyed.

I cannot explain it.

My ears blocked and my heart pounded.

And I fell unconscious.

Mom!

Why is he like this?

What is his problem?

He had a girlfriend during his college days.

Like in movies?

Looks like that girl was too modern and stylish.

But his father forced him to marry me.

That is why he is always angry at me.

And later he got used to it.

Leave that!

For the first time my husband has shown some care on me.

That's all I need.

Here he comes.

Be seated.

Shanthi!

In all these years of our marriage

I was a fool to have been very rude to you.

But not anymore.

Forgive me!

Is this coming from you?

I cannot believe it.

It's not me.

When I insulted her girl in front of everyone

he stood his ground and fought with me for her.

That was slap and reality check for me.

All these years...

How much have I insulted you?

And you'd have been desperate

to hear some sweet and nice words from me.

It took me all these years for me to do it.

I feel disgusted about me.

I tell you now.

Until my last breath...

I won't let her down again

I won't hurt her.

I will treat her like a queen.

Usually

youngsters learn from elders.

But I have learnt from you.

Dad! Forgive me.

No! You were right.

You have your phone?

Yes! Why?

I want to take a selfie.

I will take a selfie.

No! I want a selfie with my wife.

Give the phone.

Here have it.

Move aside.

One for my Whatsapp display picture.

Can we erase the background?

Dad! Enough selfies for one day.

Thank God for the phone.

Dude! Tell me.

How is mom?

She is okay.

Dude! If you want to see me alive.

Come to Maya teacher's house now.

What are you saying?

What were you guys planning? I am a fool to believe you two.

Why are you hitting me now?

You asking why? Come here! Come!

I might get hurt in wrong place. I'm still single!

I'll come but you should not hit me.

Where is your friend?

Where is he?

I called him. He'll be here in two minutes.

Ask him to come soon. He is the reason for all this.

- Will you leave me if he comes? - I will kill you.

Stop hitting me! Quiet! He is here.

Let him come.

Is my face looking good?

I will bust it open.

Keep calm and maintain the excitement.

Dude! Come on in.

What happened?

I called you just like that.

Maya ma'am called me over for drinks

I know you would like some too. Let's party

I rushed here after your call.

You dumb fool!

Oh you are busy is it? Then leave.

- Come back when you are free. - No! I was just kidding.

Mom just got discharged! I would like to have a drink

with Maya teacher.

I can see the glow in your face.

Come let's party!

The door?

Let it be open, for ventilation.

- Oh! The yoga students are coming too? - Of course.

Then why did she call you?

Hi Maya... ma'am!

Get ready for the storm!

What happened to you?

Something bad happened?

You'll know.

Why is the house messy? Didn't you call house keeping?

Oh! You want house keeping?

You want me to call the house keeping?

Why is she hitting me?

Come here!

- Talk to us before hitting. - Come here.

This is why I called you. Deal with her.

Who is that Ramachandran?

'Hi Maya! Call me Rams'

If I meet him again, he'll be dead

I thought she was a posh yoga master but she acts like a roadside parotta master.

Who are you calling a parotta master?

Dude! Stop provoking her! Keep quiet.

Ma'am! Calm down a second.

Relax, ma'am. Here this way.

Sit

I didn't know it was so easy to calm you down.

As a yoga master, you should know it.

So calm down, take a deep breathe and tell us what happened.

Explain us what happened, ma'am?

He roamed all over ECR and Mahabalipuram with me and

we had a good time as he dropped me off at home.

And then...

Okay!

Wait! I'll come that side.

"Life is very short my friend."

"Always be happy."

Come in!

Spending this whole day with you...

I really had a good time.

I am sad that this day is ending so soon.

This winter season keeps changing my mood.

You are so naughty, Ram.

While we are in this good mood...

I will ask you one more thing.

Just like we spent the whole day together.

Similarly, can we spend a full night together?

I mean, it would make us go deep and understand ourselves better.

Just give me a call and tell me when and where, I'll come rushing.

If you need some money.

How much ever it is, don't hesitate to call me

I will send the money.

"You are changing me with your thoughts."

"My sweety". Goodnight!

Crap!

He asked me to spend a night with him

I can forgive that.

But he offered me money...

Bloody idiot!

What is he thinking about me?

Police commissioner's wife is my student.

One phone and he will be in jail in his underpants.

- You want me to prove it? - No I don't.

It would be disgusting to see him in underpants.

Ma'am! He is a cheap guy. Forgive him and move forward.

No! Don't spare him. Let us put him in prison!

He might have had some other idea about you.

Ma'am!

Even if you forgive that 'Adyar Undertaker'

we won't forgive him.

We will choke him to death!

You do your breathing exercises for now.

We will take care of him.

Let's go.

You relax ma'am!

Come on! You relax ma'am!

Ma'am! Hold this state of calm.

We will catch hold of that old geezer.

Let me breathe in and breathe out.

The Yoga teacher is driving me crazy

Why hasn't she called yet?

Dad, you're not letting me play

You're driving me crazy!

What's so upsetting about playing video game?

You have no idea what's driving me crazy

What's driving you crazy, dad?

I was most nervous when you're mom was delivering you

But this is even worse...

Dad...

what happened?

Any issue at the college?

I never take any college issue to my head

Are you feeling sick?

-Shall I call the ambulance? -Wait, dear

Why is ambulance always your first choice?

-Can't you keep quiet? -Then what's the problem?

Well, that...

Maya...

I can't tell you that. Forget it

Dad!

You'll share everything with Aravind but not me?

Well, I share with him because...

The pill for my tension is here. Wait, dear. I'll be back

Maya!

Maya darli...

Sir, what are you looking for, sir?

-Where is she? -Don't turn around

I'll remove my slipper and...

beat myself!

Careful, there might be cow dung on it

What's that noise?

Don't near him. He might bite you

Anybody there? Talk to me!

Why is he look at the ceiling and talking?

Nothing...

It's normal

Well, sir...

while coming from outside at midnight..

sometimes a witch will tag along. My granny told me this

You also gave a suspicious look

So I was trying to get rid of witch, if any

It's a self defense, you know?

-Neighbours need exorcist not us -Sir! Sir! Hold on!

Sir, get ready. We need to visit an important place

Where? Why must I get ready?

Did you propose anything to Maya madam?

Whoa, ye...

You go and continue playing your video game. Go!

Look how he's reacting on hearing her name

So she told you?

She didn't tell me

She wants to meet you in secret regarding that

So she asked us to blindfold you and bring to her

You mean blindfolded?

Whoa! I love that game!

I'll be ready in a jiffy

-Thanks a lot -This is the location

Though it's dark here...

once in room, there'll be light

By the time we take him there...

Get him

The proverb is "Blindfolded and left in forest"

But you guys have blindfolded me and taking me to my dear

Yes, the deer wanted to see her dear

What's with the songs and devotional bhajans?

Don't invite crowd saying it's a surprise party

This ain't a party conference to play song and invite crowd

We've arranged an intimate meeting for you both

The volume seems to increase

Well, sir...

she downloaded Purushothama Paramananda videos from YouTube...

to pep herself up

Oh! Is it?

-It's all for you! -Goose bumps!

Won't such a high volume exhaust our mind?

How about I open a soda and spray on your face?

Or shall I feed some glucose solution?

Not enough! There isn't enough fire!

Say whatever you want. I'm not in vigorous Baasha mood now

I'm in calm Manickam mood

"He walks down like a lion as he approaches me"

-Dear Manickam... -Sing like this and your jaws will break!

Sir, now you must change to devil Antony's mood!

You're kids

Leave. I'll take care from here. Leave

Go

My dear Margadhavalli Manickam!

This case is closed!

God! They even got me singing out of happiness!

"She's my angel who came looking for me"

"Your beauty will give beauty a run for it's money"

"Words aren't enough to describe you"

"I want my angel!"

"My dear angel, the moment I saw you, my heart skipped a beat"

My darling! Who! A new face!

Where am I?

Did they put me here so that I won't get married and become a saint?

Om nama shivaya! Om nama shivaya!

Where are you guys?

Did you drive me all the way to Kailasam?

Who approved your license? Where are you going?

Ready! One... two... three... Go!

-Dude! -Leave it!

That 'Adyar Undertaker' tortured me to the core. There are no shops

You better give it to me

That Adyar Undertaker and you, both of you tortured me!

I'm five times more upset than you!

Let go of the bottle. You don't deserve even a drop of beer

Leave it!

Remember he won't beat you for what we did to him

But he'll definitely tie me to a lamp post and hit me

Think of it and it sends a shudder down my spine. Give this to me

Holy guacamole!

The mosaic head uncle of mine was forcing me to marry his daughter

And my Malarvizhi was behind me asking when will I marry her

Now both of them don't even mind me these days

She doesn't even give me a missed call

All these things are bursting my head open!

Look!

You don't even deserve the empty bottle! It's all for me

Fine, dude

You have issues and so do I

How about we share it 50-50?

50-50?

-50-50? -Yeah

Travels owner is considering. I hope he'll share the beer

Okay, I trust you

Before that...

I will ask you a question

-You must swear on this beer... -I swear on it

I'm yet to ask the question

It's getting late

Fine...

after that Adyar Undertaker removes the blindfold and gets upset...

and tells on you to his daughter...

and if she breaks up with you...

What will you do?

"I have to find a bride for your dad at this age...."

"Then get him married..."

"Then send him to honeymoon..."

"I cannot do such cringe works hereafter"

"Trust me and come with me and I shall take good care of you"

"Or else let's break up right away"

That's what I'll tell her

I got! I got in voice recorder

It will work as evidence till court

Here, drink

Have fun

What about you?

I had one hidden with me

Whoa!

You hid the chalk during kindergarten

Now you're hiding this crap

No comments. Cheers

Cheers

One second, dude. I think mom's calling me

Dude, it's Thulasi

What do I tell her?

Break up with her and hang the call

Tell me

I must meet you at once. Where are you?

On G N Chetty road bridge. Come here if you wanna meet me

She hung up

Boys ditch a girl only when they have a reason

But girls ditch boys like seasons change

Dude, you are swag!

Cheers

Wait, let me get the side dish

"Cold nights..."

"Dreams in our hearts..."

Power outage?

Hi, Sundari akka! One plate squid fry please

Dude, it's Thulasi

What have you done?

How do you get such ideas? I don't believe it

Dude, I need to fill air in the speaker. I'll be back

Stay right here!

You did such a huge deed and you didn't even tell me about it

I didn't expect this from you

-I can sleep only if I hear music. I'll go there -Stay here!

Once everything is over. I'll sing you to sleep

Listen to music and sleep; my foot!

Thulasi...

all I have to say is...

My dad asked me to show you something

We both did it. Show him first

I've nothing to do with this. It's all him

I won't show him. I'll only show to you

Dude, told you!

They'll leave you and torture me!

You do everything and act like you're innocent!

Thulasi no!

I love you!

I don't know how to thank you

-Thank you! -Thank you?

You haven't watched the video yet, right? I'll show you

Greetings, dears! Aravind, I'll show you something

My soul mate, my sweetheart and my dream girl...

-A foreigner in Indian attire -Whoa!

Clara from Germany

Look at that!

Me and Rams are made for each other

And we're going to live together

Bye!

-Come on, baby -Yes, darling

Censor, darling. Bye!

Dude, our route is clear! Yay!

Malarvizhi is mine!

Yay!

Finally, Undertaker found his Andrea

Aravind won back Thulasi

In order to discuss about their farewell day oath...

Aravind and Saami asked Thulasi to meet them at a coffee shop

As usual Thulasi was late

Girls never change you know?

Sorry, I am a bit late

-That's okay -Have you been waiting for long?

No, just for an hour and half

-I'm just telling the truth -Let me talk

Fine, tell me what is that you wanted to discuss about marriage?

You know right that I and Saami are best friends since childhood

We studied together from Pre KG to college

I know it already

You'll be friends forever. So what?

Well, when it comes to wedding...

We decided that we'll marry on the same day on the same dais...

and it was an oath we took at our college farewell day

Guess what, after my college farewell too, I planned with my friends...

to go on a Kulu-Manali trip

No idea where that gang is now

Look here

I don't know about girls' friendship

But if boy makes a decision...

then we'll definitely try our best to live up to it

Now what's that his highness want to live up to?

Can you tell me clearly?

Saami postponed his wedding for six months, for my sake

Dude, that six months got over two months ago

This is the eight month!

Please, dude!

The day we get married, on the same day and in the same dais...

Saami and his uncle's daughter, Malarvizhi should also get married

Careful, dear

Here, sister. Tissue paper

Thank you

Saami, please move

Did you just throw it on my face?

Aravind...

whatever you said...

might be emotional for you but sounds funny to me

Come again!

Funny? Do you think Adithya channel show is running here?

-You say it's funny! -I am telling you something very serious

And you're hurting me saying it's funny

Sorry, I didn't say that to hurt you but I was being practical

Getting married on the same day and on the same dais...

No chance!

To be frank, not even a percent

Thulasi, you decide every other aspect of our wedding

I won't interfere in anything

This is the only request I've from my side

Please consider it, dear

See Aravind...

my dad would like to conduct my marriage in a grand manner, in a star hotel

Like we'll conduct it in a warehouse! We'll also conduct it in a hall

My wedding will have a buffet food system

We'll have a system where food is served in plantain leaf

And finishing touch, we'll have dessert with poppadums

Everyone will dress up and look cute in Sherwani and Lehenga

We'll take bath and show up in dhoti and shirt

There will be pre wedding and post wedding photo shoots in my wedding

Ever heard of it?

Photo shoot it seems. Dude!

If we arrange our Sudha video coverage...

they will give a CD full of photo and a CD full of video

That too in no time

Now, they are advanced and will give us all that in a pen drive

Most important thing...

everyone will wear make up and look decent in my wedding

But, how about in his family?

They don't bath and wear make up and she boasts about it!

Fine!

If all these take place in the same marriage hall...

imagine how our wedding photos and videos will turn out?

After a decade, when our kids will ask us...

"Why is your wedding album so pathetic?"

What reply will I give them?

Forget what your kid will ask after a decade

First, answer my question properly

We are planning to get married on the same day and on the same dais

Are you okay with it or not?

Nicely put, dude!

Fine, wait

Let's do one thing

Ask your friend to get married on the previous day

Or ask him to get married the next day

I'll take care of his marriage expense too. Poor guy

How dare you?

But to get married on the same day and on the same dais...

No chance!

Is that your final decision?

Obviously

Which girl would want to share the same dais on her wedding day?

Before I say something abusive, you better leave. Take a hike!

Hello! What do you mean?

Stop showing off with your accent!

People wearing Sherwani and Lehenga are posh...

but those like us who wear dhoti and shirt are local?

Why are you yelling in public?

-Calm down, dude -Shut up!

Those who eat buffer are decent...

but those who eat meals in plantain leaves are indecent?

Dude, she is the one you're going to marry. Quiet!

Leave me, dude

You all are fair skinned...

hence make up and applying scent without bathing makes you high class...

but those, like us, who bath daily and apply holy ash are low class?

"A rumour was sparked up that dark skinned people are low class"

"Put an end to that rumours, damn it!"

Why are you talking politics unnecessarily?

Dude, I'll get married to Malarvizhi in some temple

You get married to her in a start hotel, as per her wish

-I'm leaving -Stop! I'm fighting also for you here

The moment you used your status to discriminate my friend...

I feel that in future you'll do the same to me and my mother

I have had enough!

Hereafter no matter how much we try, our relationship just won't work out

Break up!

Why are you quiet?

-Talk! -Like you allowed me to

-Did you allow me? -Talk

Sister...

In future you'd marry someone and have a kid

And when the cylinder guy,newspaper guy...

milk vendor, water can delivery guy comes to your home...

that kid of yours can address all of them as uncle

But only your husband's friend will be...

that kid's real uncle!

You know why?

Because I'm like a brother to you

That's our relationship

But now I tell you this!

If you marry and have a kid...

that kid will yearn for an uncle and go into depression!

This is not a statement!

My curse! My curse! My curse!

Dude!

-Awesome! -My curse

The first thing you did was attack my friendship

This case is closed. Tatah, bye-bye!

So, tatah, bye-bye

So, tatah, bye-bye

"My love is a topless tuk-tuk"

"My heart is like a beer without it's jizz"

"My love is a topless tuk-tuk"

"My heart is like a beer without it's jizz"

"The first thing you did was attack my friendship"

"I don't need you hereafter. So, tatah, bye-bye"

"The first thing you did was attack my friendship"

"I don't need you hereafter. So, tatah, bye-bye"

"So, tatah, bye-bye"

"So, tatah, bye-bye"

"So, tatah, bye-bye"

"You just ditched me without a word, where are your manners?"

"And every status you put is a taking a dig at me"

"I failed in love because of which I became famous"

"You stabbed me in the back. You too Brutus?"

"I went in search of love and found one"

"I was true but I all got in return was betrayal"

"Now our wedding remains a dream"

"Love must not be forced otherwise it's a waste"

"We had fun and sang duets"

"To win in life you must be alone"

"That is life, buddy"

"So, tatah, bye-bye"

"So, tatah, bye-bye"

"So, tatah, bye-bye"

"So, tatah, bye-bye"

"Don't show off your wheeling skills after the girl falls for you"

"Because if you fall then you can't even ride a cycle"

"Don't gift you heart just like that"

"Never give up on your friend"

"Grow a tree and it'll give you shade"

"But grow your love and it'll yield nothing"

"Cursing is a waste of time"

"Just wish her the best and move on"

"Love has made me blind"

"Be complacent and it hits on my head"

"This case is closed"

"My love! My love! My love..."

"My love is a topless tuk-tuk"

"My heart is like a beer without it's jizz"

"My love is a topless tuk-tuk"

"My heart is like a beer without it's jizz"

"The first thing you did was attack my friendship"

"I don't need you hereafter. So, tatah, bye-bye"

"So, tatah, bye-bye"

"So, tatah, bye-bye"

"So, tatah, bye-bye"

"So, tatah, bye-bye"

Pasupathy, stop the vehicle!

Someone who doesn't know the value of booze has left it on the road

"No matter what happens, I'll always be happy"

"Rakita! Rakita! Rakita!"

"You're caught! You're caught! You're caught!"

Why didn't you attend my break up party?

Like your break up party had Deepika Padukone as the chief guest!

You must have danced with Dinesh master's dancers

How can you talk like I'm a third person to you?"

-Is that all our friendship worth? -Yes, indeed!

I'm gonna stop listening to you...

and start listening to my girlfriend, Malarvizhi

Yes!

Yes! I'm still in a relationship with Malarvizhi

Remember what she told me the day we sat and drank toddy?

-I don't even remember her -You forgot her?

Look there and you'll recollect

-Cut his friendship -I don't know him. Get lost!

Yes

So what?

So...

I know after everything, for a final touch...

you will cross this place in search of a beer

I used this beer bottle and trapped you

Don't boast like you trapped a tiger in Amazon forest

Now spit it out!

Well, buddy. I'm planning to marry Malarvizhi at a temple, in a simple manner

Then start a business in the name "Puniyam Real estate"

The roam around in a Red scorpio car as the Ammanabakkam councilor's son-in-law

That's what I've decided

So that's why I stopped you to find out what's your plan

Buddy, give me two minutes

All my kick has gone down. I shall have this and tell you

What the hell is this?

I just filled an empty bottle with well water and you drank it. Why?

Yes, well water

Buddy...

The way I broke this bottle...

is how I have crushed my love too

Hereafter even if I visit Perumal temple...

I'll accept only offering without thulasi (herbs)

Stop! Stop!

I'm confused. Give me the statement

Dude...

I've decided to marry your uncle's second daughter, Sudarvizhi

She's not Sudarvizhi but Kayalvizhi

Whatever dude!

But you're my only hope, dude

I'll also marry your uncle's daughter in a simple manner in a temple

I'll become one of the partners for your uncle's real estate business

I'll become councilor's younger son-in-law and settle down in Ammanambakkam

Will you give me a seat in your Red scorpio car?

I advised this earlier but you're going to do the same now

Some people learn only when they suffer

-Buddy, you are... -I know, I am swag!

You are awesome, dude!

Thank God, all the bad omen are gone.

Aunt...

My dear aunt.

The arrangements and the welcome set up...

What's the occasion?

Son-in...

Everyone's very quiet.

And you too are stuttering.

Then this function is for you, right?

Son-in...

"Don't drag 'Son-in... Son-in..."

Call me Son-in-law whole heartedly.

Son-in-law!

Dude why did your aunt run away on seeing you?

- Is she scared? - That's not fear but shyness.

You're city brought up and so you won't understand.

In city even the bride won't blush or feel shy.

But in village even the bride's mom will blush and feel shy.

Here's the proof.

The is the secret success of Bharathiraja, you know?

My dear Punniyakotti uncle! Punniyakotti!

- I'm here for you. Come on, dude. - Coming.

What's all this?

Did Malarvizhi come off age?

I got it.

Pre wedding photo shoot, right?

Bab... Bab... Baby shower?

Didn't you say that your maternal uncle won't cross a line with you?

He crossed the line, went an extra step ahead and got his daughter married,

and now they're celebrating her baby shower!

Is this all the love your uncle has for you?

Answer me! Answer me!

Uncle!

Come here.

How could you do this to me?

Look what you did in a gap of eight months?

Punniyakotti betrayed you instead of blessing you!

I am hurt. How are you able to bear the pain?

Buddy

look at him!

Dear, please forgive me! Please forgive me.

Or else I'll die right by your feet.

Are you trying to justify what you did to him?

- Punniyakotti! - Yes?

During my childhood, you obeyed everything I ordered you.

I never even dreamt that you'd betray me like this.

Why did you do this to me?

Answer me! Why did you do this to me? Answer me!

Why did you do this to me? Answer me!

What do you want me to tell you?

Tell me, what do you want me to tell you?

You drank the toddy and dry fish gravy I bought you,

yet you listened to this navy guy and called off wedding with my daughter.

Should I tell you that?

Or instead of marrying my daughter

you went to find him a bride and his father-in-law a bride, forgetting me.

Should I tell you that?

Forget few people in the village talking ill of me.

Thousands of them will talk ill of me,

and it will affect my councilor position votes in the future elections.

Should I tell you that?

As the village councilor I can control the water flow here,

but can I control people from gossiping?

This is what great Avvaiyar said long ago...

- "The hand that shuts the mouth of the world..." - Shut up.

Avvaiyar?

God! My head is bursting!

Leave it.

Fine.

Now what?

"Come on, dear! Come on, dear."

Do you want me to sing a love failure song and bless you all and leave?

Dear!

Even if I live for five minutes, I'll live with pride and valour.

Yeah, we saw it now!

I won't let you go empty handed.

Will you send him off with left over food from the nearby temple?

Dude, stop it and shut up!

Kanniamma

what are you doing there?

Bring the couple along with send off gift.

Coming.

Don't act!

Come.

My dear Malar.

Dear...

Say something sweet and send him off.

For long I wanted to have your initials for my kid.

- Yes... - But

now I'll have to name my kid after you as my lost love.

- Everything is over. - It's all because of you!

Dear...

Call me that once again and I'll pull out your heart!

What?

Hereafter you're like a son to me. You must do my final rites when I die.

Come here.

Give me that match box, I'll do his final rites at once!

Don't waste the match box on him.

Poor family. She's pregnant now. Bless them.

Brother, please bless us quickly

I'm hungry.

A few minutes late and the dessert will get over.

Your uncle got her married to a dessert loving kid!

- Dude, I can't stand them anymore! Let's go! - Let's go!

The send off gifts.

Okay, auntie -Take it.

The coconut in it will be useful to make chutney.

It's a sin -Let's move on!

"Everything I think is real turns out to be fake."

"Everything path that I take turns out to be wrong one."

"Is the love real or fake..."

"I can only blame it on time."

"Is the love real or fake..."

"I can only blame it on time."

"A soul that came in search of a home..."

"But is now wandering around in the forest. Whom can we blame?"

Dude...

I was five years old when...

I was playing cricket and hit the ball into the pond.

It was deep pond. Though he didn't know to swim,

- yet my uncle dived into it and... - Buddy

don't mind me interrupting. An important matter.

Everything's over. You tell me.

Well, whatever happened has happened.

Shall I marry your uncle's younger daughter, Kayalvizhi and settle down?

At least let my life be good.

Come again?

My own maternal uncle is not going to be my father-in-law,

but a stranger like you

want to marry his daughter and live happily in this 'Puniya vilas'?

And I should watch it quietly?

- Forget our friendship. You leave. - Listen to me.

Swami, what a surprise.

Why are you sitting down?

How are you? When did you come? Did you eat?

Why did you come with a rented bike driver for your sister's baby shower?

He's not my rented bike driver.

He's my husband!

We just got married a week ago.

What does he do?

He does real estate business.

Tell him -Give me the card.

Hello, I'm Thirumaran

I run Puniyam Real estate business. Call me to buy or sell houses.

You too.

You've registered my business. Fine! Don't show off!

Let's go!

Go. Go before she delivers the baby!

Do eat and go.

What's going on?

He promised you his elder daughter and betrayed you.

Promised me his younger daughter and betrayed me!

He is big time cheater!

We must not spare him so easy! Come on!

Come here. Come here.

Is he your or my maternal uncle?

Come again?

You're getting upset as if he's your maternal uncle?

My life is ruined because of you!

To hell with your friendship hereafter.

Hello! Excuse me -What?

You don't care about your best friend's marriage! You're a sadist!

My marriage was about to happen and you ruined it. What does that make you?

A scientist?

Dude!

Did you forget that I broke up with my girlfriend for you?

Holy guacamole! I lost everything for you,

and I'm left stranded on the streets!

I don't want to see your face even in Facebook.

I live without you in the sea. I can live without you in the land too!

I shouldn't hear your voice in Whatsapp voice message!

Don't send even a message or I'll abuse you!

This is our last meet!

- Get lost! - You too! Get lost!

Accepting the fact that "Follows Gods path and you shall receive joy"

and heading to Kasi is our worry free Saaminathan.

But he didn't receive any joy instead he received a message from Aravind.

Saaminatha!

Your phone's ringing. Attend it.

Deep meditation?

Hello, who's this?

Stop acting. It's me, Aravind.

What do you want?

Dude, an important matter.

Don't mistake that I'm conveying it over a call

I'm getting engaged today evening.

You're getting engaged?

How did you find a girl so soon?

It's the same girl, Thulasi.

Thulasi?

Indeed, Thulasi. So what?

Saami, a small request

next year, after we have a child, we'll come to Kasi and get your blessings.

Bless your chil...

Dude

you ruined my wedding that was supposed to happen,

and sent me off to Kasi with these oldies!

And you want to happily marry your girlfriend?

I won't let it happen. I'll come there! Now!

My aim is to come there and ruin you wedding!

- Grandpa, what's this called? - Pilgrimage...

I'm quitting my pilgrimage to ruin your wedding!

Stop the bus, Philips!

- Grandpa, I'm leaving. - Don't quit the pilgrimage half way.

It's a sin -Just shut up!

You won't understand! Take care oldies!

There's a vehicle. Please, give me a lift.

Get in. Carefully.

Thanks a lot brother.

- Does this freezer work? - Yes, it does. Why?

- I need load a small sized corpse. - It can fit any size.

Stop! Stop! Drop me here.

Sir, stop! Who are you?

Do one thing, park the vehicle in car parking and wait for ten minutes.

What will I do after parking it?

The freezer is chilled, right? Go an lie down in it.

Sir, such vehicles are not allowed here.

Shall I park it inside then?

Move!

Sir, if you leave it here the customers will get upset.

Stop insulting.

There are millions of vehicle in which human can travel.

But this is the only vehicle a human will travel after death.

Don't mess with me. My curses always work!

You might end up going in this tomorrow, with your tongue handing out.

- Hey! Listen to me. - Get lost! I've seen better star hotels.

Smile. Why are you so serious?

Just click it!

Ready?

Is selfie very important now? Everyone's driving me crazy.

Control

I must stop the reception! Don't change your mind!

Swami, I hear that

you took a vow to be bachelor so that my son can get married?

I feel so proud of your friendship.

Don't get so emotional.

He came back, right?

Let's see what all disguise he'll put for friendship.

Dad's he ain't that big a deal. Bro, your costume is funny.

How about a selfie?

You better leave! Leave!

Don't eat and leave like a guest.

You must stay back and serve the guests.

Oh God! Oh God! Sorry.

So what are you up to tonight?

The priest is here.

Greetings, buddy.

Saaminathan back from Kasi.

Dude, done with your pilgrimage?

Where are the offerings, hidden in your back pocket?

No, it's in my car bonnet

I'll show you when we go down. Stop it with your sarcasm!

Dude, I'm with family.

Why are you provoking my brother?

Poor guy -Come again!

Your brother? Poor guy? You...

Hi. Congrats Aravind...

Wall clock, right? Get lost.

Bringing wall clock as gift for every reception!

Dear navy guy...

Tell me Mr. Support.

"A rumour was sparked up that dark skinned people are low class."

"Put an end to that rumours, damn it!" You gave a political statement,

and you broke up with her saying "This case is closed".

Now, what's happening here?

- Did you get bribed? - Look.

Hey, do eat...

Do eat and go.

Ms "Dare to wear hat".

He insulted you so bad that day.

Yet you're so shameless!

Aren't you ashamed to pose like this?

Brother...

I agreed to this wedding and I'm posing for photos

because of you.

- Me? - Yes.

After breaking up with him in the coffee shop...

I thought I'll also forget him.

But that last statement you said..

Remember?

But now I tell you this!

If you marry and have a kid

that kid will yearn for an uncle and go into depression!

This is not a statement!

My curse! My curse! My curse!

Yeah, I said so. Now what?

My dad doesn't have any friends or relatives

I have never had an uncle from childhood.

My kids shouldn't face that. Hence...

I let go of my ego and called him.

She called and told me that she agrees to get married on the same dais.

And asked me to call you

I told her that you went to Kasi and became a saint.

Told her that you'll bless us over a call.

But you came in person to bless us.

You're swag!

So you both got united because of...

Of course you!

The reason I became a saint...

Once again, of course you!

God!

Dude

will you buy me a beer? Please.

I'll change the saint attire and drink.

Buddy, it's a star hotel.

It'd be very costly. Go out, take a left and...

I know that shop. I'll buy it myself.

Buddy, I've a last wish.

Can I take a photo with you guys?

Okay, dude.

- Are you okay with it? - His attire!

Dude, at least change the shirt.

What's wrong with this shirt?

Not looking good.

Yes...

God bless you.

God bless you.

I'm leaving -Saami!

Watch out. Don't fall.

"Beware, he will act like a friend."

"Later don't regret when he stabs you from back."

"He will say you're swag and make you over confident."

"But the moment he finds a girlfriend, he will cut ties with you."

"We were buddies! Best friends!"

"But this case is closed and we are parting ways."

You're leaving your friend but why the scarf?

What?

Take it. It may come handy to use as pillow while sleeping.

Everything is over.

To hell with friendship.

Hi.

You are...

What's your name?

Preethi!

Preethi! How are you?

You used to message me. No reply of late.

No! No! I forgot.

I totally forgot.

You forgot?

What are you doing here?

Here with family for lunch?

No, to attend Aravind's reception.

And you're asking me the way to it?

Go straight and take left.

You'll see a 25 liters flower vase.

It going on right beside it.

See you -Why don't you join me?

No, thanks. You carry on.

Just now for an emotional bgm...

I walked out in slow motion and set up a mood

I won't have respect if I go back.

You carry on.

Come for my sake.

Preethi don't force me.

Fine, leave -Hold on.

If I come with you, will you buy me a pint booze after I finish my vow?

I'll buy a full bottle!

Come on

- I won't talk to him. Don't force me. - Come on.

Don't lie!

- Congratulations, dear. - Thanks uncle.

Congratulations, Saaminathan.

Congrats bro.

Dear Mr. Support.

All of you go and eat. Go! Go!

Come on, darling. Look what all I've to do.

Congratulations, Mr. Saaminathan.

Congratulations? I don't understand.

As you wished, tomorrow you and your college

girlfriend, Preethi are getting married.

A wedding?

Yes.

Thulasi, is this some new prank show?

You made him wear a hat. What's for me? A sweater?

Where's the hidden camera? Come out

I found out. Now, come out.

Nothing like that, my brother.

As you wished, the wedding will take place tomorrow on the same dais.

- Happy? - Yes.

Yeah, it's true.

Sorry, Saami

I must have accepted your proposal during college farewell.

I missed out.

What to do?

Sometimes we learn only after we suffer.

Will you accept my love?

Preethi, come on...

Dude...

The Preethi I fell in love during college, wants me to accept her love

I just can't believe it.

How did this happen?

Well, buddy...

I didn't feel like leaving you and getting married.

So I called up Preethi yesterday.

It all ended up so well.

How was the surprise?

Come on, buddy! Awesome!

Thank you!

You postponed your wedding for six months for my sake.

All these days I said from here.

Now I say from here!

Dude, you are swag!

You're swag! Swag! Swag!

Fine, you're meeting Preethi after a long time.

Talk to her and...

Stop wondering. Let's go, come on.

Bye -What's the plan for our first night? You didn't tell me.

Preethi...

Tell me, Saami.

You still look like how you were in college. So beautiful.

Saami

will you marry me?

Of course.

Stop making me blush!

Mommy!

Careful.

Like in those beauty soap ads, she just called you "mommy".

My daughter will obviously call me mommy.

How else will she address me?

I don't get it.

That's what I told you.

Sometimes in life we learn only after we suffer