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Riley, take a picture of
me with the lawn mower.
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Why?
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I want to send it
to my cousin Zubair.
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He is going to be so jealous.
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He likes lawn mowers?
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He likes rich people, and
I clearly am living with one.
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Mm.
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Hmm?
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One more.
Yeah.
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Nice. All right.
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Oh, yeah. Hey.
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Now-now look away.
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Now look back at me.
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Yes.
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Hey, let's do one of the ones
where you're walking towards me.
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Yeah.
Yeah. Ready? Go.
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Oh, that's beautiful.
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Oh, dude,
the camera loves you.
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Yep. We got it.
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Suck on that, Zubair.[laughs]
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All right. Great job, Hazelnut.
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Here you go.Thanks, Grampy.
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Uh, Hazel,
why did your grandfather
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just give you a dollar?
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'Cause I picked up the leaves.
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But this is your
grandfather's house.
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Doing chores
is your duty.
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Give that money back to him.
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Dad?
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Dad?
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It's fine.It's fine.
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It's fine.
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♪
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♪ Oh!
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[gargling]
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I'll never get used to that.
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Riley.
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Forgive me if I am overstepping,
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but I do not agree with the way
you are parenting your daughter.
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I don't agree
with the way you gargle.
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She is spoiled.
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Oh, no, she's not.
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You clean up after her,
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you ask her what food
she wants for dinner.
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When I have a child, they will
wait for me to come home,
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take off my socks
and rub my feet.
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Hazel wouldn't rub my feet
if there was a genie in them.
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Because you have not taught her.
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She does not see you
rubbing Mr. Art's feet.
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Well, feel free to show her
how that's done.
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I recommend gloves,
but you do you.
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Children are like saplings.
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They will grow in any direction
you bend them.
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No, man, she's got her
own personality.
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She's gonna grow into
whoever she's supposed to be.
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Now she has personality as well?
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I was not allowed to have
a personality until I turned 18.
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And this is the one you chose?
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Dad, will you sit with me
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until I fall asleep?
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I don't want
to have a bad dream.
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Yeah, of course, honey.
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Bad dreams are God's way of
getting you ready for the world.
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[cheering over TV]
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Do people watch
basketball in Afghanistan?
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A little, but we really
like a game called buzkashi.
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It is like polo, but instead
of a ball they use a dead goat.
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Awesome.
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But also sad.
Hmm.
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Is Michael Jordan in this game?
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What? He's, like, 100 years old.
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Hey. Who's playing?
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Not Michael Jordan.
[chuckles]
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You good?
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Oh, very good.
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Good.
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Hazel, you should stand up
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when your grandfather
enters the room.
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Why?
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As a sign of respect.
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What if you don't have legs?
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Hazel, an elder is wise.
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Much like the rings on a tree,
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the wrinkles
on your grandfather's face
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are the mark
of experience and wisdom.
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What if you're tied
to the chair?
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Stop finding loopholes.
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[exhales]
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You guys are messing with me.
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Uncle Al says we have
to stand because you're old.
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AL:
No, no, no, Mr. Art.
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That is not what I meant.
You are still very young.
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Mashallah.
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Not even a single bud from a
thousand flowers of your life
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has blossomed yet.
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You just said he was wrinkled.
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I did not say that.
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Yes, you did.
No, I didn't.
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Yes, you did.No, I didn't.
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Calm down.
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Grampy, can you get me
some juice?
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Sure.
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Uh, Mr. Art, please wait.Yeah.
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Uh, she is the one
who should be getting you juice.
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I don't want juice.
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Doesn't matter.
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She needs to know
her place in the family.
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She should sit closest
to the kitchen
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so that if anyone
needs anything,
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she can happily run
and get it for them.
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The order should be
the youngest by the kitchen,
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then the parents,
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then the guest,
then the elders.
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Yeah, that's not gonna work.
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Puts me too far
from the bathroom.
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What flavor?
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Grape, please.Excellent choice.
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Pairs well with popcorn.
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Yes, you did.
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[phone chimes]
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Oh, no.
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Bad news?
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The worst.
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It is a picture
of my cousin Zubair
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on a lawn mower you can ride.
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"Very best number one"?
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No matter what I have,
he always has to outdo me.
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Dude, that picture's
Photoshopped.
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How can you tell?
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Well, the shadows are all wrong.
131
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And that's Vin Diesel's body.
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Oh, there is no level to
which he will not stoop.
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Hmm. Can you do this
Photoshop for me?
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Yeah, easy.
135
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Then there is no level
to which I will not stoop.
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[sighs]
I told you I'd do it.
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Yeah, well, telling me
you're gonna do it
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won't fix the leak
next time it rains.
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Hey.
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Somebody forgot to
wash their ears.
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Thanks, Grampy.
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AL:
Oh.
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Now she gets paid
to have dirty ears?
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At least she helps me
around the house.
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Must have skipped a generation.
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It'll get done today.
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I know, 'cause I'm gonna do it.
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Oh, don't try and guilt me.
Guilt's not gonna work.
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All right, wait up.
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Hazel,
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as the youngest,
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it is your job to wash the
dishes and to clean the kitchen.
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[chuckles]
You're funny, Uncle Al.
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[Lizzie laughs]
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Lizzie, as the
next youngest...
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Don't.
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You think I'm doing
a bad job with Hazel?
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Hell no.
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You're the second best dad
on this roof.
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Al thinks she's spoiled.
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Well, of course he does.
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Did he tell you how as a kid
he played soccer with a rock?
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So I'm not messing
her up somehow?
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Look, if you were a bad parent,
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you wouldn't even
be asking the question.
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You're doing great.
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Speaking of being a great dad,
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I wish you'd reconsider coming
to work for me, your great dad.
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Please. Let's not go down
this road again.
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Come on, what else you doing?
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No one's paying you
to do pull-ups.
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I appreciate the offer,
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I just want to
find my own thing.
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Well, this could be
your own thing.
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When I die you'll be the boss of
your own construction company.
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I don't want to be the guy
whose dad had to give him a job.
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You know, it just seems
kind of pathetic.
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You're living in my garage.
It's already pathetic.
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Just give me a little time.
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Well, how much time you need?
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You bailed on college,
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you bailed on being
a real estate agent.
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For God's sake, you bailed
on being a bail bondsman.
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All right, that's not my fault.
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It was nothing
like Dog the Bounty Hunter.
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Eh, stop screwing around.
Come to work for me.
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No. And quit asking.
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Where you going?
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Check on Hazel.
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Well, at least think about it.
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I created a construction company
that's deeply in debt.
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I want to pass it on
to somebody I love!
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Where were you?
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Outside.
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Barefoot?
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Yep.
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[sighs]
You cannot go outside barefoot.
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The neighbors will think
you are a savage.
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Grampy gets the mail
in his boxers.
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I think it's too late.
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What's going on in here?
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That girl is out of control.
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She is a few years away
from being a bank robber.
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Bend that sapling, bro.
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[loud thud]ART: Damn!
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LIZZIE:
Oh, my God, Dad!
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You okay?Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine.
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What happened?He fell off the ladder.
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Are you dizzy?Eh, maybe a little.
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Okay, all right, look at me.
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You know what day it is?Uh, yeah. Five days
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after I asked you to fix
the damn chimney!
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It really seemed
like a bad fall.
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Yeah, we're gonna take him
to urgent care.
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Al, can you watch Hazel?
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Of course.Lizzie,
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give me some ice. All right.Okay.
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Hazel, get the pizza boxes
from last night and some tape.
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We're gonna make a splint.
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Can you feel your foot?
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Yeah, I feel it. It hurts.
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Why were you up there
fixing the roof, Mr. Art?
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This is what
your children are for.
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00:09:03,194 --> 00:09:05,240
Have you met my kids?
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Oh, good girl.
Let's elevate his leg, okay?
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Mm-hmm.[exhales]
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[groans]Damn it.
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Here.
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Thanks, Lizzie.Is he gonna be okay?
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No, he's gonna be a pain
in the ass for years to come.
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Hey, my hearing still works.
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What painkillers
do you have in the house?
233
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Oh, uh, all of them.
Be right back.
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Bring something legal.
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Mm-hmm. Everything is
fine here, Riley.
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I am making us
something to eat.
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Okay.
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Call me when you know.
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Grampy okay?
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He will be.
241
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They are taking X-rays.
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What is that?
243
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It is called sabzi.
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It's my favorite.
245
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Great.
246
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You eat it.
247
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Hazel, you are being
very disrespectful right now.
248
00:10:01,862 --> 00:10:04,386
Come on, take a bite.
249
00:10:05,169 --> 00:10:06,431
What's it made of?
250
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Spinach.I don't like spinach.
251
00:10:08,172 --> 00:10:10,087
You will like my spinach.I'm allergic.
252
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Liar. You should have
said that first.
253
00:10:11,872 --> 00:10:14,178
I know.
254
00:10:14,222 --> 00:10:16,006
Hazel, you cannot push me around
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00:10:16,050 --> 00:10:18,356
like you do with your father
and grandfather.
256
00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:19,531
Now...
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00:10:19,575 --> 00:10:22,622
you will sit there
until you eat it.
258
00:10:24,319 --> 00:10:26,713
I hope you don't have any plans
for the rest of the day.
259
00:10:26,756 --> 00:10:28,236
I do not.
260
00:10:28,279 --> 00:10:29,585
Good.
261
00:10:32,022 --> 00:10:33,763
Just so you know,
262
00:10:33,807 --> 00:10:35,852
I waited three years for a visa
263
00:10:35,896 --> 00:10:37,637
to come to this country.
264
00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:40,422
I am a very patient man.
265
00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:51,476
This is my fault.
266
00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:53,740
I never should've
let him go up there.
267
00:10:53,783 --> 00:10:56,264
Like you could've
stopped him.
268
00:10:56,307 --> 00:10:58,919
Well, he's a piece
of work, huh?
269
00:10:59,963 --> 00:11:01,486
Remember when we
rushed him to the ER
270
00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:03,227
to get his thumb
sewed back on?
271
00:11:03,271 --> 00:11:05,186
[laughing]:
Oh, yeah.
272
00:11:05,229 --> 00:11:07,275
After they wheeled him
out of the operating room,
273
00:11:07,318 --> 00:11:09,669
I asked him how he was doing,
and he went...
274
00:11:09,712 --> 00:11:11,409
"Great!"
275
00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:14,761
[laughs][sighs]
276
00:11:15,631 --> 00:11:18,503
You know, he's still on me
to go to work for him.
277
00:11:18,547 --> 00:11:20,549
So why don't you?
278
00:11:20,592 --> 00:11:22,203
Ah, I don't know.
279
00:11:22,246 --> 00:11:24,684
Boy, that is feeble.
280
00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:29,036
It's hard to explain.
281
00:11:29,079 --> 00:11:30,690
I got nowhere to be.
282
00:11:35,042 --> 00:11:36,434
When I was in uniform,
283
00:11:36,478 --> 00:11:39,176
I felt like I was doing
something important.
284
00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:42,092
You know,
taking care of my guys.
285
00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:44,094
Helping the locals.
286
00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:46,227
Yeah, okay.
287
00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:49,056
So it's hard going
from all that to...
288
00:11:49,099 --> 00:11:51,101
fixing kitchen
counters every day.
289
00:11:51,145 --> 00:11:53,060
It doesn't have
to be forever.
290
00:11:53,103 --> 00:11:55,453
I mean...
291
00:11:55,497 --> 00:11:58,021
think of it
like your marriage.
292
00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:02,330
Thanks, sis.
293
00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:05,028
Riley, I'm not trying to
tell you how to live your life.
294
00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:06,464
You sure about that?
295
00:12:06,508 --> 00:12:08,118
You're an adult man
who's sleeping
296
00:12:08,162 --> 00:12:09,946
on a couch
in his father's garage.
297
00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:13,167
Maybe be open to taking advice.
298
00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:17,737
[sighs]
Fine.
299
00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:23,394
You made a huge sacrifice
for your country.
300
00:12:23,438 --> 00:12:26,528
Consider making
a small one for your dad.
301
00:12:38,192 --> 00:12:40,368
Are you hungry yet?
302
00:12:40,411 --> 00:12:41,804
Nope.
303
00:12:41,848 --> 00:12:43,806
I think you are.
304
00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:45,590
You look hungry.
305
00:12:45,634 --> 00:12:49,681
Once, Gandhi didn't
eat for 21 days.
306
00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:52,989
I did a report on him.
307
00:12:53,033 --> 00:12:55,209
What score did you get?
308
00:12:55,992 --> 00:12:58,342
That's not important.
309
00:13:09,049 --> 00:13:10,920
Don't you dare.
310
00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:12,400
Don't...
311
00:13:12,443 --> 00:13:13,793
you...
312
00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:15,403
dare!
313
00:13:16,186 --> 00:13:18,232
How dare you.
314
00:13:19,407 --> 00:13:21,278
Why do you care so much
if I eat this?
315
00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:23,541
Because as your godfather,
it is my job to make sure
316
00:13:23,585 --> 00:13:25,369
you become
a good human being, Hazel.
317
00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:26,675
Isn't that my parents' job?
318
00:13:26,718 --> 00:13:28,111
Yes, but you can
never have too many
319
00:13:28,155 --> 00:13:29,765
loving adults
criticizing a child.
320
00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:33,943
If I'm gonna stay here
for the rest of my life,
321
00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:35,510
can I at least get my iPad?
322
00:13:35,553 --> 00:13:37,251
Of course you have an iPad.
323
00:13:37,294 --> 00:13:39,819
You probably bought it
with your dirty ear money.
324
00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:42,386
How will you ever
learn to deal
325
00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:44,867
with the challenges
and hardships of life?
326
00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:46,869
I have plenty of hardships.
327
00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:50,264
Like when the supermarket has
no grape juice?
328
00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:53,920
How about
when my dad went to war?
329
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:58,272
And I had to be brave and not
cry so he wouldn't be sad.
330
00:14:00,535 --> 00:14:03,277
And then he came home
and he moved out again.
331
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:08,325
You probably lived longer
with him than I did.
332
00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:12,068
Right.
333
00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:14,505
Of course.
334
00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:17,291
All that time
he was with me...
335
00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:20,120
...he was not with you.
336
00:14:20,163 --> 00:14:21,817
Yeah.
337
00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:26,561
But he would want to be
with you every day if he could.
338
00:14:26,604 --> 00:14:29,085
He didn't ask me
to move into the garage.
339
00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:30,826
Why do you get to?
340
00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:33,655
Because, Hazel,
that was the only bed
341
00:14:33,698 --> 00:14:35,613
that was offered to me
when I came to this country.
342
00:14:35,657 --> 00:14:38,660
So I took it,
and I said thank you.
343
00:14:39,661 --> 00:14:42,142
Because I know how to
be grateful for what I have.
344
00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,275
Well, I'm not.
345
00:14:46,276 --> 00:14:47,625
One day,
346
00:14:47,669 --> 00:14:51,325
you will see that
for the incredible luxury it is.
347
00:14:52,761 --> 00:14:54,284
Not today.
348
00:14:54,328 --> 00:14:56,417
Oh, I get it--
you are very stubborn
349
00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:58,158
and always think
you're right.
350
00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:00,290
Thank you.
351
00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:08,646
[knocking]
352
00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:10,997
Hey, cute dress.
353
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,302
Hey, one more
word out of you,
354
00:15:12,346 --> 00:15:15,131
I'll turn around
and bend over.
355
00:15:15,175 --> 00:15:16,828
So what'd the doc say?
356
00:15:16,872 --> 00:15:18,221
Hairline fracture.
357
00:15:18,265 --> 00:15:20,397
Said I have to wear a boot
for a couple of weeks.
358
00:15:20,441 --> 00:15:22,443
I say I'll be
fine by Monday.
359
00:15:22,486 --> 00:15:23,531
Hmm.
360
00:15:23,574 --> 00:15:24,880
Because you know
more than the doctor.
361
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,969
Exactly what I told him.
362
00:15:28,188 --> 00:15:31,278
So listen, I was, uh,
thinking about your offer.
363
00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:32,366
Oh, yeah?
364
00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:33,933
Yeah, I'm open to it.
365
00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:35,673
But one thing.
366
00:15:35,717 --> 00:15:36,500
Seriously?
367
00:15:36,544 --> 00:15:38,372
You think you get a thing?
368
00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:40,417
Yeah.
369
00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:41,984
Well, think again.
370
00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:44,508
I fell off a ladder,
but I didn't land on my head.
371
00:15:45,422 --> 00:15:47,772
You want me, you take Al, too.
372
00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:49,426
That's it?
373
00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:50,906
Absolutely.
374
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,864
In fact, the hell with you,
I'll just take Al.
375
00:15:52,908 --> 00:15:54,083
[both chuckle]
376
00:15:54,127 --> 00:15:55,955
What changed your mind?
377
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:57,913
Honestly, Lizzie.
378
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,176
She said I should
stop being selfish,
379
00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:02,526
and do something for you.Oh!
380
00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:05,094
Whoa, I'm doing
this for you.
381
00:16:05,138 --> 00:16:07,096
You're not doing nothing for me.
382
00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:08,489
The hell I'm not.
383
00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:10,360
I'm being selfless.
384
00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:11,883
Well, I don't want
you to be selfless.
385
00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:13,450
Well, too bad,
I'm doing it anyway.
386
00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:15,496
I sign your paychecks!And I'm saving your ass!
387
00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:17,237
My ass is fine--
you want to see?
388
00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:19,021
Right.
389
00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:20,414
I'll see you later,
old man.
390
00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:23,243
Hey, you want
to get fired on day one?
391
00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:31,425
We need to talk.
392
00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:33,209
About ordering a pizza?
393
00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:34,123
No.
394
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:36,082
Then no.
395
00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:39,476
I want to tell you a story
about your father.
396
00:16:41,957 --> 00:16:43,741
Okay.
397
00:16:44,612 --> 00:16:46,483
Once, we were on mounted patrol,
398
00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:49,443
and our vehicle got stuck
in a riverbed.
399
00:16:49,486 --> 00:16:51,532
No matter what the squad did,
400
00:16:51,575 --> 00:16:53,229
we could not get it out.
401
00:16:53,273 --> 00:16:55,362
And we could see
a ridge nearby
402
00:16:55,405 --> 00:16:57,407
where the Taliban
could attack us from.
403
00:16:57,451 --> 00:16:59,192
Everyone wanted to leave.
404
00:16:59,235 --> 00:17:03,239
But your dad knew if our
truck got into enemy hands,
405
00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:06,416
they would use it against us,
and there was no way
406
00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:08,201
he was going to
let that happen.
407
00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:10,072
So what did he do?
408
00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:12,335
He made us spend
the longest,
409
00:17:12,379 --> 00:17:14,207
coldest night
of our lives
410
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:15,947
waiting to be attacked.
411
00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:17,427
Were you?Oh, yes.
412
00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:19,212
Just before the sun
came up, they came at us
413
00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:20,778
with everything they had.
414
00:17:20,822 --> 00:17:22,911
What happened?What do you think happened?
415
00:17:22,954 --> 00:17:24,304
We defeated them.
416
00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:27,089
All by yourselves?
417
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:28,612
Well, there were
a few F-18s
418
00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:30,440
with laser-guided bombs
that pitched in.
419
00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:33,095
But we did the
heavy lifting.
420
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:35,663
Dad never told me
that story.
421
00:17:35,706 --> 00:17:38,579
Mm, he is modest,
I am not.
422
00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:41,973
My point is...
423
00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:44,585
the stubbornness
I see in you
424
00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:46,456
is also in him.
425
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,676
And sometimes...
426
00:17:48,719 --> 00:17:51,722
it can be a very good thing.
427
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,036
But this is not
one of those times.
428
00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:03,038
Now eat.
429
00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:11,394
Okay, now give me abs.
430
00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:13,483
More abs.
431
00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:16,007
Okay, that's too many abs.
432
00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:19,489
Oh, yes. Much better.
433
00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:22,101
Can you have me
riding a Jet Ski?
434
00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:23,493
Hang on.
435
00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:26,148
Like... this?
436
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:28,019
Oh, Zubair.
437
00:18:28,063 --> 00:18:31,022
I am about
to ruin your Monday.
438
00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:35,375
[indistinct chatter]
439
00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:38,900
[phone chimes]
440
00:18:48,692 --> 00:18:50,825
Da gora zoh!
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