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* MET HER IN A BORDER TOWN *
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* WE PROCEEDED TO GET DOWN *
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* SHE TURNED ME ON *
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* I DROPPED THE TELEPHONE *
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* MOONLIGHT
HITS THE RIO GRANDE *
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* AND THE TOUCH
OF HER HAND *
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* IT MAKES ME HIGH *
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* LIKE THE FOURTH OF JULY *
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* A BAD BANDITO
CAME INTO TOWN *
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* MAN, I'M GONNA HUNT
THAT GRINGO DOWN *
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* BUT THESE WORDS
KEEP RINGIN' IN MY EARS *
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* LITTLE BIT
IS BETTER THAN NADA *
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* SOMETIME YOU WANT
THE WHOLE ENCHILADA *
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* LITTLE BIT
IS BETTER THAN NADA *
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* A LITTLE BIT
OR NOTHIN' AT ALL *
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* SLICK AND COOL
WAS NOT HER STYLE *
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* TURISTAS THERE,
THEY DROVE HER WILD *
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* THE BORDER'S THE PLACE *
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* PUT ON A BRAND-NEW FACE *
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* ME AND THE BOYS
WERE JUST IN TOWN *
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* SHAKE 'EM UP
AND ROLL 'EM DOWN *
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* I GUESS IT WAS FATE *
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* I HOPE I WASN'T TOO LATE *
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* BAD, BAD BOYS
WAS ON OUR TRAIL *
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* FEDERALES WANT US
ALL IN JAIL *
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* BUT THESE WORDS KEEPS
RINGIN' IN MY EARS *
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* LITTLE BIT
IS BETTER THAN NADA *
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* SOMETIME YOU WANT
THE WHOLE ENCHILADA *
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* LITTLE BIT
IS BETTER THAN NADA *
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* A LITTLE BIT
OR NOTHIN' AT ALL *
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OH, MAN.
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HEY, YOU DERELICTS,
YOU KNOW WHAT
TIME IT IS?
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YEAH. WHAT'S UP?
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IT IS BUG
BETTING TIME,
ALL RIGHT?
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FIRST BUG TO GET
FRIED WINS $2.00.
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I GOT THIS GREEN ONE
RIGHT THERE.
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ALL RIGHT, EARL JACKSON,
LET GO OF THE MONEY
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IN ORDER FOR IT
TO BE A BET.
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ALL RIGHT,
COME TO DADDY.
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ALL RIGHT. ROUND
AND ROUND SHE GOES.
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WHERE SHE STOPS,
NOBODY--NUMBER 2!
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AAH! WINNER! WINNER!
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* A LITTLE BIT
IS BETTER THAN NADA *
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* SOMETIME YOU WANT
THE WHOLE ENCHILADA *
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ANY OF YOU SHITHEELS
EVER GET BORED?
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HUH?
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YOU EVER GET BORED?
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[CHUCKLING]
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I GOT A RIDDLE.
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YOU GOT A RIDDLE?
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TAKES ABOUT
TWO OUNCES OF BRAINS
TO FIGURE IT OUT.
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ANYBODY THINK
THEY GOT A BRAIN
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WITH TWO OUNCES
OF BRAIN IN IT?
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THERE'S A RUMOR
EARL DOES.
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WELL, FOR CHRIST'S SAKES,
BOYS, COME ON,
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A LITTLE SELF-CONFIDENCE
FROM THE PLAYERS' GALLERY,
ALL RIGHT?
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WE AIN'T TALKING
LONG DIVISION.
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Earl: HOW MUCH
WE GOT TO LOSE?
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YOU WANT TO LIVEN
THINGS UP, EARL?
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THAT'S A HELL
OF AN IDEA.
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SO EVERYONE PUTS IN
20 BUCKS.
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POT GOES TO WHOEVER
SOLVES THE RIDDLE.
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YOU'RE GONNA GET
THE RIDDLE, TIN CUP.
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DEWEY, I'M THE ONE
ASKING THE RIDDLE.
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I ALREADY KNOW
THE ANSWER, OK?
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I DON'T GET A GUESS.
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ALL RIGHT.
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ALTHOUGH WE COULD SAY
IF I GET TO 500 BOUNCES
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ON THE OLD WEDGE HERE
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AND NO ONE
GETS THE RIDDLE,
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I GET THE POT.
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NOW, I KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.
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YOU'RE THINKING IT'S
AN IMPOSSIBLE RIDDLE.
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WELL, IT'S NOT.
IT'S AN EASY RIDDLE.
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AND IF SOMEHOW,
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BY THE GRACE
OF FLUKE LUCK,
I WIN,
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AND Y'ALL DON'T
AGREE THAT IT WAS
AN EASY RIDDLE,
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WELL, THEN, HELL, UH,
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I'LL REFUND YOUR MONEY.
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I'M IN!
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ALL RIGHT!
Earl: MONEY
IN THE BANK.
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I'LL HOLD THE MONEY.
COME ON. GIVE IT UP.
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NOW, A MAN'S DRIVING
DOWN THE ROAD WITH HIS SON,
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AND HE GETS IN A CRASH.
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TWO AMBULANCES COME
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AND TAKE THE MAN AND HIS SON
TO DIFFERENT HOSPITALS.
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OK? DIFFERENT HOSPITALS.
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SON GOES INTO THE OPERATING
ROOM, ALL RIGHT?
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THE DOCTOR LOOKS
AT HIM, SAYS,
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"I CAN'T OPERATE
ON THIS BOY."
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HE'S MY SON.
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NOW, HOW
IS THAT POSSIBLE, HMM?
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HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?
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CLOCK'S TICKING, FELLAS.
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Earl: THE FATHER'S STILL
OVER AT THE OTHER HOSPITAL.
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I MEAN, HE DIDN'T
SNEAK BACK IN, RIGHT?
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THIS AIN'T
STAR TREK, EARL.
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NOBODY BEAMED HIM ABOARD.
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ALL RIGHT. WHAT ABOUT
IF THE FATHER MARRIED
THE SON'S DAUGHTER?
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THIS IS
A FAMILY RIDDLE, EARL.
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YOU GOTTA THINK
CLEAN THOUGHTS.
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GIVE US
A LITTLE HINT.
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Roy: YOU WANT A HINT, CLINT?
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Clint:
LITTLE HINT.
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ALL RIGHT.
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Woman:
THE DOCTOR'S A WOMAN.
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THE DOCTOR'S A WOMAN.
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SEE, THE DOCTOR'S
THE SON'S MOTHER.
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FEMINISTS
POSED THE RIDDLE
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TO REVEAL HOW DEEPLY OUR
SEXUAL STEREOTYPES RUN.
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I, UH, TAKE IT
YOU'RE A FEMINIST.
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[MEN SNICKER]
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MA'AM, I'VE BEEN CALLED
A LOT OF THINGS BEFORE,
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NEVER BEEN SADDLED
WITH THAT ONE.
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WELL, YOU MIGHT TRY
BEING SADDLED SOMETIME:
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SMELL OF LEATHER,
STING OF A WHIP.
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MERCY.
OOH!
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WELL, I'M JUST
A HUMBLE GOLF PRO.
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COULD I HELP YOU?
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YOU'RE ROY McAVOY,
THE GOLF PRO?
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MM-HMM.
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OH, WELL,
I PICTURED SOMETHING,
UH, DIFFERENT.
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I HAVE A 7:00 LESSON.
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I THOUGHT I HAD
A DR. GRISWOLD.
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UM...
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THAT'S ME.
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OK.
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FIRST THING
YOU GOT TO LEARN
ABOUT THIS GAME, DOC,
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IS IT AIN'T
ABOUT HITTING SOME
LITTLE WHITE BALL
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IN SOME YONDER HOLE.
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IT'S ABOUT INNER DEMONS:
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SELF-DOUBT,
HUMAN FRAILTY,
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AND OVERCOMING
ALL THAT CRAP.
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OH, YEAH.
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SO WHAT KIND OF DOCTOR
DID YOU SAY YOU WERE?
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I'M A PSYCHOLOGIST.
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IN LAYMAN'S TERMS
CALL ME
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NEO-JUNGIAN,
POSTMODERN, FREUDIAN,
HOLISTIC, SECULARIST.
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OK.
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I MEAN, INNER DEMONS
AND HUMAN FRAILTY,
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WELL, THAT'S MY LIFE'S WORK.
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I USED TO PRACTICE
IN EL PASO,
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BUT I MOVED HERE NOW.
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WHAT IS ALL THIS STUFF?
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OH, I ORDERED ALL THIS
FROM THE GOLF CHANNEL.
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IT'S A--
IT'S A WASTE OF MONEY.
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WELL, NO, I'M--
LOOK, I'M SURE
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THAT THERE ARE SOME EXCESSES
AND REPETITIONS HERE,
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BUT I BELIEVE IN
THE GATHERING OF KNOWLEDGE,
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AND I THOUGHT, YOU KNOW,
THERE MUST BE SOME TRUTH
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TO THE GOLF SWING ILLUSTRATED
BY SOME OF THESE DEVICES,
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AND THAT YOU WOULD JUST
KIND OF HELP ME, YOU KNOW,
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SORT THROUGH IT ALL.
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I HAVE DOZENS OF GOLF
VIDEOTAPES, TOO.
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I'LL BET
SHE'S GOT
A GOLF WATCH.
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YOU GOT A GOLF WATCH?
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YEAH. I THINK I GOT
A PRETTY GOOD ONE.
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RIGHT THERE.
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WELL, TAKE IT OFF.
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TAKE IT OFF?
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ALL OF IT, RIGHT NOW.
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JUST--ALL OF IT NOW.
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YOU'RE A SMART WOMAN,
FOR CHRIST'S SAKES,
RIGHT?
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JEEZ.
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DON'T YOU KNOW
THE WORK OF HUSTLERS
WHEN YOU SEE IT?
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WELL, NO.
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I MEAN, I CAN ALWAYS TELL
WHEN SOMEONE'S LYING
TO HIMSELF, OK?
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BUT I'M QUITE SUSCEPTIBLE
AND FREQUENTLY WRONG
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WHEN THAT PERSON
LIES TO ME.
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I MEAN, CHRIST, THIS STUFF
COST ME OVER $200.
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WELL, IT'S $200 OF SHIT.
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WELL, THAT'S JUST GREAT.
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WHY DON'T WE DO THIS
THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY?
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JUST GO TAKE A SWING.
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ALL RIGHT.
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OK.
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COME ON.
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EXCUSE ME.
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OH!
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FUCK.
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WELL, YOU TALK
LIKE A GOLFER.
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THAT'S
A PRETTY GIRL
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TO HAVE SUCH
AN UGLY SWING.
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OH! GOD!
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OH, THAT HURT.
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SHIT!
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FUCK. SHIT.
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THOSE ARE HIGHLY
TECHNICAL GOLF TERMS.
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YOU'RE USING THEM ON
YOUR VERY FIRST LESSON.
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THIS IS PROMISING.
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OK, WISE-ASS.
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SHOW ME.
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JUST GO AHEAD.
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[SIGHS]
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SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
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00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:14,221
THAT'S IMPRESSIVE.
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00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:17,691
YOU KNOW, LOOK, I TEND
TO PROCESS THINGS VERBALLY,
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00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:19,760
SO DO YOU THINK YOU
COULD BREAK DOWN INTO WORDS
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00:09:19,827 --> 00:09:21,094
HOW YOU JUST DID THAT?
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YOU MEAN,
WHAT IS THE GOLF SWING
BY ROY McAVOY?
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00:09:30,804 --> 00:09:33,907
WELL, I TEND TO THINK
OF THE GOLF SWING
AS A POEM.
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OH, HE'S DOING THAT
POETRY THING AGAIN.
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CRITICAL OPENING PHRASE
OF THIS POEM
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WILL ALWAYS BE THE GRIP,
WHICH THE HANDS UNITE
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TO FORM A SINGLE UNIT
BY THE SIMPLE OVERLAP
OF THE...
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LITTLE FINGER.
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RIGHT.
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00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:49,122
LOWLY AND SLOWLY...
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THE CLUB HEAD
IS LED BACK,
PULLED INTO POSITION,
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00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:53,961
NOT BY THE HANDS,
BUT BY THE BODY,
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WHICH TURNS AWAY
FROM THE TARGET,
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SHIFTING WEIGHT
TO THE RIGHT SIDE
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00:09:56,730 --> 00:09:58,699
WITHOUT
SHIFTING BALANCE.
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00:09:58,766 --> 00:10:00,133
TEMPO IS EVERYTHING,
PERFECTION UNATTAINABLE.
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00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,402
AS THE BODY COILS NOW
TO THE TOP OF THE SWING,
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00:10:02,469 --> 00:10:03,804
THERE'S
A SLIGHT HESITATION,
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00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:06,206
A LITTLE NOD
TO THE GODS,
220
00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:08,175
UH, A NOD TO THE GODS?
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00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:09,209
YEAH.
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00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:10,711
TO THE GODS.
223
00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:12,379
THAT HE IS FALLIBLE.
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00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,181
PERFECTION
IS UNATTAINABLE,
225
00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:16,583
AND NOW THE WEIGHT
BEGINS SHIFTING
BACK TO THE LEFT,
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00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:18,752
PULLED BY THE POWERS
INSIDE THE EARTH.
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00:10:18,819 --> 00:10:20,988
IT'S ALIVE, THIS THING,
A LIVING SCULPTURE,
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00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:23,556
AND DOWN THROUGH
CONTACT, ALWAYS DOWN,
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00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:26,093
STRIKING
THE BALL CRISPLY...
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00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:27,594
WITH CHARACTER.
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00:10:27,661 --> 00:10:29,596
A TUNING FORK GOES OFF
IN YOUR HEART,
232
00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:31,999
YOUR BALLS.
233
00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:35,903
SUCH A PURE FEELING
IS THE WELL-STRUCK
GOLF SHOT.
234
00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:38,105
AND THEN
THE FOLLOW-THROUGH
TO FINISH,
235
00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:39,606
ALWAYS ON LINE.
236
00:10:39,673 --> 00:10:43,476
THE REVERSE "C"
OF THE GOLDEN BEAR.
237
00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:46,479
THE STEELWORKER'S
POWER AND BRAWN OF
CARL SANDBURG'S...
238
00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:48,181
ARNOLD PALMER!
239
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,284
OH, HE'S DOING
THAT ARNOLD PALMER
THING.
240
00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:55,789
AND THE UNFINISHED
SYMPHONY OF ROY McAVOY.
241
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:57,590
UM...
242
00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:58,658
WHAT?
243
00:10:58,726 --> 00:10:59,827
WHAT'S UNFINISHED?
244
00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:02,696
WELL, I HAVE
A SHORT FOLLOW-THROUGH,
245
00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:04,865
HAS AN UNFINISHED LOOK.
246
00:11:04,932 --> 00:11:06,433
WHY?
247
00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:09,669
WELL, SOME
SAY IT'S BECAUSE
THAT'S THE EASIEST WAY
248
00:11:09,737 --> 00:11:12,172
TO PLAY THROUGH
THE WINDS OF WEST TEXAS.
249
00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:16,643
SOME SAY IT'S BECAUSE
I'VE NEVER FINISHED
ANYTHING IN MY LIFE.
250
00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:19,679
YOU CAN DECIDE,
BUT THE POINT IS
251
00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:22,149
EVERY FINISHING POSITION
IS UNIQUE.
252
00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:24,617
HUH.
253
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:27,120
THAT'S WHAT THE GOLF
SWING'S ALL ABOUT.
254
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:30,057
IT'S ABOUT GAINING
CONTROL OF YOUR LIFE
255
00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:33,193
AND LETTING GO
AT THE SAME TIME.
256
00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:36,563
JEEZ, LOUISE.
257
00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:38,565
THERE'S ONLY ONE OTHER
ACCEPTABLE THEORY
258
00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:40,700
ABOUT HOW TO HIT
A GOLF BALL.
259
00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:42,369
OH, BOY. WELL,
I'M AFRAID TO ASK.
260
00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:44,805
WELL, WHAT IS IT?
WHAT'S THE OTHER THEORY?
261
00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:47,140
GRIP IT AND RIP IT.
262
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,641
[MOLLY CHUCKLES]
263
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:51,678
WELL, YOU KNOW, UM...
264
00:11:51,745 --> 00:11:55,682
WHILE I DO APPRECIATE
YOUR POETIC SENSIBILITY,
MR. McAVOY.
265
00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:57,117
CALL ME ROY, MOLLY.
266
00:11:57,184 --> 00:11:59,586
WELL, CALL ME DR. GRISWOLD,
ROY, BUT AT THIS POINT,
267
00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:02,622
I REALLY THING I'M MORE
OF THE GRIP-IT-AND-
RIP-IT SCHOOL.
268
00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:05,225
WELL, THEN,
LET'S TEE IT UP.
269
00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:06,794
ALL RIGHT, WAGGLE.
270
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,196
WAGGLE.
271
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,799
NO, NO, LOOK.
272
00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:13,600
HE'S GOT HER
WAGGLING NOW.
273
00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:14,534
Earl: OH, LORD.
274
00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:16,069
WAGGLE THE CLUBHEAD.
275
00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:17,004
OK?AH.
276
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:20,540
IT'S A LITTLE RELAXING
RITUAL WE DO, OK?
277
00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:21,608
OK.
278
00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:23,210
JUST WAGGLE IT.
279
00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:24,978
[MEN SNICKER]
280
00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:27,480
WAGGLE IT AND LET
THE BIG DOG EAT.
281
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,918
WHAT BIG DOG?
282
00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:32,419
THE DRIVER,
THE NUMBER 1 WOOD.
283
00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:33,921
WELL, THIS IS METAL.
284
00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:35,288
YEAH. WELL,
WOODS ARE METAL.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
285
00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:36,523
THE DRIVER'S
KNOWN AS THE BIG DOG.
286
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:39,860
I'M JUST SAYING,
"LET HIM LOOSE.
LET 'ER RIP.
287
00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,561
LET THE BIG DOG EAT."
288
00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:42,562
OK.
289
00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:43,596
OK.
290
00:12:43,663 --> 00:12:45,498
EH-HEH.
291
00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:52,539
OH!
292
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,107
OH.
293
00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:56,276
YOU KNOW, THIS IS
WITHOUT A DOUBT
294
00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:59,579
THE STUPIDEST, SILLIEST,
MOST IDIOTIC GROTESQUERY
MASQUERADING AS A GAME
295
00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:00,848
THAT HAS EVER
BEEN INVENTED--
296
00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:01,815
EVER.
YES, MA'AM...
297
00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:03,083
AND THAT'S
WHY I LOVE IT.
298
00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:04,551
NOW, YOU HIT
ONE GOOD SHOT, OK?
299
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:09,189
OK? ONE,
AND THAT TUNING FORK
RINGS IN YOUR LOINS...
300
00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:12,826
YOU CAN'T WAIT
TO GET BACK.
301
00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:14,361
TRY IT AGAIN.
302
00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:26,339
MM-HMM.
303
00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:29,076
WELL, I THINK
THE BIG DOG JUST
ATE SOMETHING THERE.
304
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:29,977
MM-HMM.
305
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:32,946
DID THAT TUNING FORK
RING IN YOUR LOINS?
306
00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:36,716
WELL, I WOULDN'T
GO THAT FAR.
307
00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:40,087
WELL, I ALWAYS SAY
QUIT ON A GOOD SHOT.
308
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,622
WE'LL CALL THAT
LESSON NUMBER ONE?
309
00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:44,757
WELL, OH, OK.
310
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,126
AND, UM...
311
00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:49,596
IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND
PAYING ME IN CASH?
312
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:53,200
THERE'S A LITTLE SITUATION
I'M DEALING WITH
WITH THE IRS, OK?
313
00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:54,634
MM-HMM.
314
00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:57,971
WITH THOSE GUYS,
I GOTTA BOB AND WEAVE
AROUND THE FACTS OF LIFE,
315
00:13:58,038 --> 00:13:59,739
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
316
00:13:59,806 --> 00:14:02,142
YEAH. LOOK, CAN I
ASK YOU A QUESTION?
317
00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:05,112
IF YOU'RE SUCH
A LEGENDARY STRIKER
OF THE GOLF BALL,
318
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,814
AS EVERYONE SAYS,
THEN WHY ARE YOU,
AT YOUR AGE,
319
00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:10,183
OUT HERE IN
THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
320
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:12,352
OPERATING A BARELY
SOLVENT ESTABLISHMENT,
DUCKING THE IRS,
321
00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:13,653
COLLECTING
A FEW PATHETIC DOLLARS
322
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:15,688
TO BUY YOUR
NEXT SIX-PACK
323
00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:18,591
WHEN YOU'RE CAPABLE
OF SO MUCH MORE?
324
00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:24,564
PERHAPS I'M CHOCK FULL
OF INNER DEMONS.
325
00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:25,598
NO.
326
00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:26,666
HMM?
327
00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:28,601
YOU'RE CHOCK FULL
OF BULLSHIT.
328
00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:30,070
ANYWAY...
329
00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:32,639
SAME TIME NEXT WEEK?
330
00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:41,648
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I SHOULD
TRY BEING SADDLED SOMETIME?
331
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,150
WERE YOU BEING LITERAL,
332
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:46,353
OR WAS THAT SOME
FREUDIAN TYPE OF DEAL?
333
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:47,754
MOLLY?
334
00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:49,122
DOCTOR?
335
00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:51,458
WHAT KIND OF SADDLE?
336
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:07,607
[CAR HONKING]
337
00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:10,110
[HONK]
338
00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:18,085
DAVID SIMMS.
339
00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:20,620
WHAT THE HELL
YOU DOING HERE, MAN?
340
00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:22,189
HEY THERE, ROMEO.
341
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,224
BEEN A WHILE, HASN'T IT?
342
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:24,992
YEAH.
343
00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:26,526
TIN CUP AROUND?
344
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:27,560
UH, NO.
345
00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:31,031
HE'S IN, UM, HOUSTON
ON BUSINESS, YOU KNOW.
346
00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:36,536
ANYWAY, I THOUGHT YOU
WERE SUPPOSED TO BE ON
THE BIG PRO GOLF TOUR.
347
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:40,140
WELL, YOU TELL TIN CUP
THAT I'M IN TOWN
348
00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:42,709
FOR MY BIG CHARITY
BEST BALL TOURNAMENT.
349
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,078
I GOT A SPOT FOR HIM
350
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:47,580
IF HE EVER GETS BACK
FROM, UH...
351
00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:49,516
UH, UH, HOUSTON.
352
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:50,550
YEAH. WHEREVER.
353
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:53,620
WELL, UH, I THOUGHT
YOU HATED HIM, MAN.
354
00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:56,589
HELL, I HAVEN'T EVEN
THOUGHT ABOUT HIM
IN A DOZEN YEARS.
355
00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:57,957
HEH HEH HEH.
356
00:15:58,025 --> 00:15:59,826
NOT SINCE
THE GOOD OLD DAYS
357
00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:01,828
AT THE UNIVERSITY
OF HOUSTON
358
00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:04,998
WHEN WE WON ALL THEM
TITLES TOGETHER.
359
00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:07,434
GOD ALMIGHTY.
360
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:11,038
WELL, HE SAYS HE
CARRIED YOU ON HIS BACK
ALL THEM YEARS, MAN.
361
00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:13,873
WELL, I DIDN'T HAVE MUCH
CRAFT BACK THEN, ROMEO,
362
00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:16,843
JUST A LITTLE
NATIVE ABILITY.
363
00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:21,548
NOW, OLD ROY, HE'S
A HELLUVA BALL STRIKER,
ISN'T HE?
364
00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:22,882
WHAT DO YOU WANT, MAN?
365
00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:26,019
I WANT TO WIN MY OWN
TOURNAMENT, ROMEO.
366
00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:27,420
BET YOU DO.
367
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,356
NOW, OLD ROY,
HE CAN HELP ME
368
00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:32,092
IF WE CAN MANAGE TO BEHAVE
LIKE GROWN-UPS TOGETHER.
369
00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:34,361
YEP. YOU
NEVER KNOW, HUH?
370
00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:38,165
YOU TELL HIM THAT.
371
00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:40,533
YEAH. I'LL BE
SURE TO TELL HIM.
372
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,001
SO WHAT'S THE--
373
00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:44,604
WHAT'S THE CATCH, DAVID?
374
00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:48,141
HELLO, CUP.
375
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:50,543
THERE IS NO CATCH.
376
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:53,180
I PUT TOGETHER
THIS LITTLE TOURNAMENT,
377
00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:55,115
AN ELITE FIELD OF PLAYERS,
378
00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:57,617
AND A HALF-MILLION
DOLLAR PURSE,
379
00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:01,788
AND, BY GOD, I'M TIRED
OF SEEING THE MONEY
HEAD OUT OF TOWN.
380
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,256
MAKE MORE BIRDIES.
381
00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:06,926
YEAH. WELL...
382
00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:10,863
THAT'S WHERE YOU
COME IN, PARTNER.
383
00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:12,832
I NEED YOU ON MY TEAM.
384
00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:15,202
WELL, I REPEAT.
WHAT'S THE CATCH?
385
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:19,206
WE'RE PLAYING COTTONWOOD,
WHERE YOU ONCE SHOT A 59.
386
00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:22,509
WHERE YOU CAN
STILL SHOOT 65
IN YOUR SLEEP.
387
00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:24,977
BECAUSE YOU KNOW EVERY BUMP
ON EVERY FAIRWAY
388
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,614
AND EVERY SUBTLE BREAK
ON EVERY GREEN.
389
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,216
HOT TUB, ROY?
390
00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:32,685
IT'S A SPA.
391
00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:34,654
HA HA HA!
392
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:37,257
YOU AND ME AT COTTONWOOD.
393
00:17:37,324 --> 00:17:39,459
KIND OF LIKE
THE OLD DAYS,
ISN'T IT?
394
00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:44,264
HA HA HA!
395
00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:46,166
YEAH, WELL,
PUT 'ER THERE, PARTNER!
396
00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:48,535
THESE TWO HOMEBOYS
ARE GONNA SHOW THE WORLD
397
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,870
WHAT GOLF IN WEST TEXAS
IS ALL ABOUT.
398
00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:54,541
HELL, I'LL BE A GODDAMN
BIRDIE-MAKING MACHINE
FOR YOU OUT THERE.
399
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:57,144
OH, WHOA. WHOA, WAIT
A MINUTE THERE, ROY.
400
00:17:57,210 --> 00:18:00,147
HELL, I DIDN'T MEAN
I WANTED YOU TO PLAY
WITH ME.
401
00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:01,714
I WANT YOU
TO CADDY FOR ME.
402
00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:05,051
YOU KNOW, READ
THE GREENS, CLUB ME,
THAT KIND OF STUFF.
403
00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:08,788
QUE TE LLEVE LA CHINGADA,
CABRóN, QUÉ CADDY
NI QUÉ NADA.
404
00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:13,993
CADDY?
405
00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:15,428
COME ON, ROY.
406
00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:18,798
HELL, I CAN'T
BRING A GUY IN
OFF THE STREET
407
00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:21,000
TO PLAY
IN MY TOURNAMENT.
408
00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:23,102
I MEAN, FOR CHRIST'S
SAKES, GUYS,
409
00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:25,572
THIS HAS BECOME
A BIG-TIME EVENT.
410
00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:29,376
HELL, I GOT
CORPORATE SPONSORS,
30 BUCKS A TICKET.
411
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,311
THIS GUY OFF THE STREET
412
00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:33,413
COULD KICK YOUR ASS
ON THE GOLF COURSE
ANYTIME, MAN.
413
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:34,981
HE KICKED YOUR ASS
IN JUNIOR GOLF,
414
00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:38,218
JUST LIKE HE KICKED
YOUR ASS IN UNIVERSITY--
NO. FUCK IT, MAN.
415
00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:42,054
I'LL GIVE YOU 100 BUCKS
FOR THE LOOP.
416
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:45,492
AND 5% OF
ANY EARNINGS, ROY.
417
00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:47,227
GET THE HELL OUT
OF HERE, MAN,
418
00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:49,196
AND TAKE YOUR PINCHE
COLOR-COORDINATED,
419
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:50,630
CORPORATE-SPONSORED
CHINGADA
420
00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:52,699
AND TAKE A FLYING FUCK
ON THE ROLLING--
421
00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:53,600
ROMEO.
422
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:56,102
I GOT IT, MAN.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
423
00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:57,337
[CLEARING THROAT]
424
00:18:57,404 --> 00:18:59,672
WELL, I WAS JUST TRYING
TO OFFER YOU SOME WORK.
425
00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:02,141
Romeo: YEAH.
THANK YOU
VERY MUCH.
426
00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:03,443
DAVID?
427
00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:05,312
YEAH?
428
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:07,647
I'LL TAKE THE JOB.
429
00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:11,150
YEAH. WE'LL
TAKE THE JOB.
430
00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:19,759
* FLAT BROKE *
431
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,661
* AND BUSTED *
432
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,897
* JUST DON'T SEEM FAIR *
433
00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:29,302
* THE MAN IN HEAVEN *
434
00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:32,372
* DON'T HEAR MY PRAYER *
435
00:19:32,439 --> 00:19:35,942
* AND THESE DICE
ARE LOADED *
436
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:39,479
* BUT I STILL CAN'T WIN *
437
00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:41,514
* FLAT BROKE AND BUSTED *
438
00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:42,982
THIS LOOKS LIKE IT
MIGHT BE A LITTLE MORE
439
00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:44,351
THAN YOU GOT
IN THE BAG, PARTNER.
440
00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:45,852
Roy: I COULD MAKE THAT.
441
00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:47,153
* ALL CRAPPED OUT A-- *
442
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:50,690
SHIT.
443
00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:53,092
* GAIN *
444
00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:54,661
IS HE ON?
445
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:56,396
HE'S ON.
446
00:19:56,463 --> 00:19:58,831
PRETTY GOOD SHAPE,
TOO.
447
00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:00,633
Romeo: MY GUY
COULD DO IT.
448
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,135
I'VE SEEN HIM
DO IT LOTS
OF TIMES,
449
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,905
AND YOU HAVE
EXTRA-LARGE
HUEVOS.
450
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:16,783
Man: HIT IT!
451
00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:18,885
WOMAN: OH!
452
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:20,520
OH!
OH!
453
00:20:20,587 --> 00:20:22,221
SHIT!
454
00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:23,990
FUCK THAT!
455
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,825
I TOLD YOU THAT WAS MORE
THAN YOU HAD IN YOUR BAG.
456
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:27,260
SHIT, I HAD TO, PARTNER.
457
00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:29,128
I MEAN, YOUR DAMN CADDY
CAME BY AND TOLD ME
458
00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:31,831
THAT HE'D GET ON
THE GREEN FROM HERE.
459
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:33,966
I COULD.
460
00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:37,637
HEH HEH HEH!
461
00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:40,707
I GOT TO HAND IT
TO YOU, ROY.
462
00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:44,677
FOR 15 HOLES,
YOU SEEMED TO GRASP
THE CONCEPT HERE.
463
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:47,179
SEE, I'M TRYING TO
WIN THIS TOURNAMENT,
464
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,248
AND YOUR JOB
IS TO HELP ME.
465
00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:53,252
GIVE ME THE 7-IRON.
466
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:54,854
I'M GONNA LAY UP.
467
00:20:56,723 --> 00:20:59,292
DAVID, YOU CAN
MAKE THAT SHOT.
468
00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:02,228
HELL, I CAN MAKE
THAT SHOT, EASY.
469
00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:05,598
I KNOW I CAN MAKE
THIS GODDAMN SHOT,
470
00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:08,601
BUT THE SMART PLAY
IS TO LAY UP.
471
00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:11,270
THESE PEOPLE
DIDN'T PAY 30 BUCKS
472
00:21:11,338 --> 00:21:13,540
TO SEE A TOUR STAR LAY UP
ON A SHORT PAR 5.
473
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:16,376
I'M SITTING
ON A 2-SHOT LEAD
WITH 3 TO GO.
474
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:18,745
THANKS TO YOU,
MY PARTNER'S
IN HIS POCKET.
475
00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:21,748
SUDDENLY, PAR'S
A HELLUVA NUMBER TO ME.
476
00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:23,816
13 YEARS ON THE TOUR,
YOU'RE STILL A PUSSY.
477
00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:27,587
GOD DAMN IT, DAVID.
JUST HIT THE FUCKING 3.
478
00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:28,521
HIT IT.
479
00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:30,590
13 YEARS
ON THE DRIVING RANGE,
480
00:21:30,657 --> 00:21:34,427
YOU STILL THINK
THIS GAME IS ABOUT
YOUR TESTOSTERONE COUNT.
481
00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:36,028
NOW, BACK UP.
482
00:21:39,366 --> 00:21:42,469
230 TO CARRY AND
THE TOUR STARS LAY IT UP.
483
00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:43,836
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
484
00:21:53,613 --> 00:21:56,349
SO SIMMS,
FROM THE ROUGH,
485
00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:57,917
THAT'S A SMART PLAY.
486
00:21:57,984 --> 00:22:01,087
[CROWD APPLAUDS]
487
00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:07,560
HEY, DAVID, YOU
IN A HURRY OR WHAT?
488
00:22:07,627 --> 00:22:08,428
WHY?
489
00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:09,529
I GOT A PILE OF NICKELS
IN THE CAR
490
00:22:09,596 --> 00:22:11,698
THAT YOUR CADDY CAN
KNOCK IT ON FROM HERE.
491
00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:14,233
COME ON, GUYS.
492
00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:16,068
WE'RE TRYING TO WIN
A TOURNAMENT HERE.
493
00:22:16,135 --> 00:22:18,204
YEAH. WE ARE.
THAT'S GREAT,
BUT I GOT 5 TO 1.
494
00:22:18,270 --> 00:22:19,406
THOSE ARE PRETTY GOOD ODDS.
495
00:22:19,472 --> 00:22:20,673
I THINK HE CAN DO IT.
496
00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:23,275
Man: LET HIM HIT IT.
IT'S ONLY AN EXHIBITION.
497
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:25,144
COME ON, ROY.
YOU CAN HANDLE IT.
498
00:22:25,211 --> 00:22:26,145
I GOT A BALL.
499
00:22:26,212 --> 00:22:27,447
RIGHT HERE.
500
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,917
BALLS VERSUS
BRAINS, ROY.
501
00:22:30,983 --> 00:22:34,086
YOU HIT THAT SHOT,
JUST KEEP WALKING
502
00:22:34,153 --> 00:22:36,022
'CAUSE YOUR ASS
IS FIRED.
503
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:46,699
HOW ARE YOU GONNA FIRE ME
IN FRONT OF ALL THESE PEOPLE,
504
00:22:46,766 --> 00:22:49,168
ESPECIALLY WHEN I
KNOCK IT ON THE GREEN?
505
00:22:49,235 --> 00:22:51,971
Announcer: IT
LOOKS LIKE THE CADDY
WANTS TO HIT THE SHOT.
506
00:22:52,038 --> 00:22:54,240
PETER KOSTIS, WHAT'S
GOING ON DOWN THERE?
507
00:22:54,306 --> 00:22:57,710
BOYS, I THINK THINGS
HAVE OFFICIALLY
CHANGED HERE NOW.
508
00:22:57,777 --> 00:23:01,213
FORGET THE 2-SHOT LEAD.
FORGET 3 HOLES TO GO.
509
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:03,382
HEY, ROY,
YOU NEED A GLOVE.
510
00:23:03,450 --> 00:23:04,717
IT'LL HELP.
511
00:23:04,784 --> 00:23:06,819
THERE'S
A LITTLE SIDE ACTION
GOING ON DOWN THERE.
512
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:11,257
AND THE $250,000 PURSE
HAS JUST GOTTEN
A LITTLE BIT BIGGER.
513
00:23:11,323 --> 00:23:13,192
GARY, YOU OBVIOUSLY
DON'T THINK THIS GUY
514
00:23:13,259 --> 00:23:14,561
CAN PULL THIS SHOT OFF?
515
00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:16,663
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
I DON'T THINK
THERE'S ANY CHANCE.
516
00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:18,097
LET ME GIVE YOU
A LITTLE BACKGROUND HERE.
517
00:23:18,164 --> 00:23:21,000
THIS IMPENDING DISASTER'S
A DRIVING RANGE PRO.
518
00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:22,635
HIS NAME IS ROY McAVOY.
519
00:23:22,702 --> 00:23:24,270
EVERYBODY CALLS HIM TIN CUP.
520
00:23:24,336 --> 00:23:26,939
THE LOCALS AROUND HERE
TELL ME HE WAS A PRETTY
GOOD COLLEGE PLAYER.
521
00:23:27,006 --> 00:23:28,274
HE HUNG AROUND
THE MINI-TOURS
FOR A WHILE.
522
00:23:28,340 --> 00:23:30,209
HE'S GONNA HAVE TO
HAVE BEEN A HELLUVA
COLLEGE PLAYER
523
00:23:30,276 --> 00:23:31,444
TO PULL
THIS SHOT OFF.
524
00:23:31,511 --> 00:23:32,679
HE'S GOT 240 YARDS.
525
00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:34,647
HE'S GOT A NATIONAL
TELEVISION AUDIENCE.
526
00:23:34,714 --> 00:23:35,782
HE'S GOT A BIG
GALLERY HERE,
527
00:23:35,848 --> 00:23:37,183
AND HE HASN'T HIT
A GOLF BALL YET.
528
00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:39,418
WELL, THIS IS SOMETHING
WE DON'T SEE EVERY DAY:
529
00:23:39,486 --> 00:23:41,253
NATIONAL TELEVISION
WITH NO WARMUP.
530
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:42,522
HOW DO YOU LIKE
THOSE ODDS, BOB?
531
00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:44,023
I DON'T KNOW
WHO THIS GUY IS,
532
00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:46,392
BUT IF THIS GUY EVEN
GETS IT OUT OF THERE,
I'D BE SURPRISED.
533
00:23:46,459 --> 00:23:48,628
A TOUR PRO
I'D GIVE 10 TO 1.
534
00:23:48,695 --> 00:23:50,196
Roy: DOLLAR BILLS.
535
00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:55,702
OH, HE'S GOT THAT GOOD.
536
00:23:56,703 --> 00:23:59,806
Announcer:
DO YOU BELIEVE THIS?
537
00:24:02,208 --> 00:24:03,142
UNBELIEVABLE.
538
00:24:03,209 --> 00:24:04,410
Stadler: WHAT A CADDY.
539
00:24:04,477 --> 00:24:05,411
GOOD SHOT.
540
00:24:05,478 --> 00:24:07,680
THANKS FOR THE GLOVE.
541
00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:11,150
YOU. YEAH. YOU.
COME HERE.
542
00:24:11,217 --> 00:24:12,184
COME HERE.
543
00:24:12,251 --> 00:24:14,320
CAN YOU CARRY THAT BAG?
544
00:24:14,386 --> 00:24:15,321
YEAH.
545
00:24:15,387 --> 00:24:16,923
PICK IT UP.
546
00:24:16,989 --> 00:24:17,924
YES, SIR.
547
00:24:19,659 --> 00:24:21,160
NICE SHOT, ROY.
548
00:24:21,227 --> 00:24:22,228
HEY.
549
00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:24,263
COME HERE.
COME HERE A SECOND.
550
00:24:24,330 --> 00:24:27,634
TAKE A HIKE.
THE LOOP'S OVER.
551
00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:29,435
YOU CAN'T FIRE ME.
552
00:24:29,502 --> 00:24:31,370
HEY, DAVID,
COME ON, MAN.
553
00:24:31,437 --> 00:24:33,105
HOW CAN YOU FIRE ME?
554
00:24:33,172 --> 00:24:36,142
I--HEY, I JUST KNOCKED IT
STIFF FROM 250.
555
00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:38,410
HE'S ALWAYS
BEEN A JERK.
COME ON, DAVID.
556
00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:39,912
WHAT ABOUT MY MONEY?
557
00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:43,182
YOU JUST HIT THE SHOT
THAT TOOK YOU OUT
OF THE MONEY, BUD.
558
00:24:43,249 --> 00:24:44,584
WELCOME TO LIFE
ON THE TOUR.
559
00:24:45,852 --> 00:24:47,754
TONIGHT,
THE SPORTS MACHINE
560
00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:49,789
BRINGS YOU
A BIZARRE INCIDENT
561
00:24:49,856 --> 00:24:53,225
AT THE CHARITY GOLF EVENT
OF TOUR STAR DAVID SIMMS.
562
00:24:53,292 --> 00:24:54,861
LET'S GO TO WEST TEXAS,
563
00:24:54,927 --> 00:24:56,863
WHERE DRIVING-RANGE PRO
TIN CUP McAVOY,
564
00:24:56,929 --> 00:24:59,532
SERVING AS A CADDY
TO DAVID SIMMS
565
00:24:59,599 --> 00:25:00,933
AT THE CELEBRITY EVENT--
566
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,302
HE GRABBED A 3-WOOD
OUT OF HIS OWN BAG
567
00:25:03,369 --> 00:25:05,872
AND DRILLED
A 240-YARD SHOT
568
00:25:05,938 --> 00:25:08,207
OVER WATER
TO THE 16th GREEN...
569
00:25:08,274 --> 00:25:10,610
IF I HAD IT ALL
TO DO OVER,
570
00:25:10,677 --> 00:25:13,179
I'D STILL HIT
THAT SHOT.
571
00:25:13,245 --> 00:25:14,714
YEAH. I KNOW.
572
00:25:14,781 --> 00:25:16,749
MAN, YOU'D BURY
YOURSELF ALIVE
573
00:25:16,816 --> 00:25:18,084
JUST TO PROVE YOU
COULD HANDLE THE SHOVEL.
574
00:25:18,150 --> 00:25:21,153
YOU KNOW WHY I'D
STILL HIT THAT SHOT?
575
00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:22,755
YEAH.
576
00:25:22,822 --> 00:25:25,357
'CAUSE IT'S THE ONLY WAY
YOU COULD BEAT DAVE SIMMS.
577
00:25:25,424 --> 00:25:26,492
NO.
578
00:25:26,559 --> 00:25:28,160
'CAUSE YOU GET THAT LOOK
IN YOUR FACE.
579
00:25:28,227 --> 00:25:31,864
I HIT IT AGAIN
BECAUSE THAT SHOT
WAS A DEFINING MOMENT,
580
00:25:31,931 --> 00:25:34,233
AND WHEN A DEFINING
MOMENT COMES ALONG,
581
00:25:34,300 --> 00:25:35,635
YOU DEFINE THE MOMENT,
582
00:25:35,702 --> 00:25:37,837
OR THE MOMENT
DEFINES YOU.
583
00:25:37,904 --> 00:25:40,607
I DID NOT SHRINK
FROM THE CHALLENGE.
584
00:25:40,673 --> 00:25:42,141
I ROSE TO IT.
585
00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:44,376
1981,
FORT WASHINGTON GOLF CLUB,
FRESNO, CALIFORNIA.
586
00:25:44,443 --> 00:25:45,712
RING A BELL?
587
00:25:45,778 --> 00:25:48,581
THE FINAL ROUND
OF THE TOUR
QUALIFYING SCHOOL?
588
00:25:48,648 --> 00:25:50,817
I WAS PLAYING TO WIN.
589
00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:53,753
TRIED TO HIT THAT SAME
IMPOSSIBLE CUT 3-WOOD
INTO THE WIND
590
00:25:53,820 --> 00:25:55,254
FROM A HILLY LIE.
591
00:25:55,321 --> 00:25:57,289
I WAS PLAYING TO WIN.
592
00:25:57,356 --> 00:25:58,625
5 IN A ROW OUT OF BOUNDS
593
00:25:58,691 --> 00:26:00,026
TILL YOU FINALLY
PULLED IT OFF
594
00:26:00,092 --> 00:26:03,696
AND TAPPED IT IN
FOR A CROWD-PLEASING 13
595
00:26:03,763 --> 00:26:06,265
WHEN A 12 WOULD HAVE
GOT YOU ON THE TOUR.
596
00:26:06,332 --> 00:26:08,635
NOW THAT WAS
A DEFINING MOMENT,
597
00:26:08,701 --> 00:26:11,938
AND THE DEFINITION
WAS "SHIT."
598
00:26:12,004 --> 00:26:15,675
GREATNESS COURTS
FAILURE, ROMEO.
599
00:26:15,742 --> 00:26:18,678
YOU MAY BE RIGHT, BOSS,
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
600
00:26:18,745 --> 00:26:21,247
SOMETIMES PAR
IS GOOD ENOUGH TO WIN.
601
00:26:29,288 --> 00:26:30,990
WE OWE HER $12,000.
602
00:26:31,057 --> 00:26:33,225
NO. I OWE HER $12,000,
ALL RIGHT? I OWE HER.
603
00:26:33,292 --> 00:26:36,162
OK, FINE.
YOU OWE HER $12,000.
LIKE IT MAKES A DIFFERENCE.
604
00:26:36,228 --> 00:26:37,496
IT MAKES
A DIFFERENCE.
605
00:26:37,563 --> 00:26:39,298
LOOK, BOSS,
I ONLY GOT ONE RULE,
606
00:26:39,365 --> 00:26:42,268
AND THAT'S DON'T BET
MONEY YOU DON'T HAVE
ON A DOG RACE
607
00:26:42,334 --> 00:26:44,536
WITH AN EX-GIRLFRIEND
WHO HAPPENS TO BE A STRIPPER.
608
00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:47,439
NOW YOU BROKE THAT RULE,
AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
BE SWEET TO HER, HOMES.
609
00:26:47,506 --> 00:26:49,041
LOOK, YOU GOT TO
TELL HER SOMETHING
NICE TO START OFF WITH.
610
00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:51,778
YOU KNOW, KIND OF
LIKE AN ICE BREAKER.
HOW HARD CAN IT BE?
611
00:26:51,844 --> 00:26:53,145
LOOK, I'LL SAY
ONE THING NICE.
612
00:26:53,212 --> 00:26:55,514
IF IT DON'T
COME OUT RIGHT,
THEN YOU SAY IT BETTER.
613
00:26:55,581 --> 00:26:57,449
HEY, TIN CUP.
DOREEN'S LOOKING FOR YOU.
614
00:26:57,516 --> 00:26:58,617
YEAH, I'LL BET SHE IS.
615
00:26:58,685 --> 00:27:04,724
* OH, BABY,
YOU LOOK SO GOOD TO ME *
616
00:27:04,791 --> 00:27:06,092
HEY, TIN CUP.
617
00:27:06,158 --> 00:27:08,494
HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
FOR THREE DAYS.
618
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:09,461
I'M A BUSY MAN.
619
00:27:09,528 --> 00:27:11,063
HEY, TIN CUP.
620
00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:12,164
HI, SWEETIE.
621
00:27:12,231 --> 00:27:13,232
HI, HONEY.
622
00:27:19,872 --> 00:27:22,141
THAT BETTER BE YOU, ROY.
623
00:27:22,208 --> 00:27:24,711
JUST BE NICE, OK?
624
00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:30,349
DOREEN.
625
00:27:30,416 --> 00:27:34,821
YOU'RE LOOKING
PARTICULARLY LOVELY
THIS EVENING.
626
00:27:34,887 --> 00:27:37,423
YEAH, THAT'S EVEN NICER
THAN THE LEOPARD SUIT--
627
00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:38,725
CUT THE HORSESHIT, GUYS.
628
00:27:38,791 --> 00:27:41,027
YOU OWE ME $12,000.
629
00:27:41,093 --> 00:27:43,562
AND WE'RE GONNA PAY IT.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.
630
00:27:43,629 --> 00:27:45,331
OH, I KNOW YOU'RE
GONNA PAY ME.
631
00:27:45,397 --> 00:27:48,300
12 SMACKEROOS.
WHERE IS IT?
632
00:27:49,736 --> 00:27:51,037
THERE.
633
00:27:51,103 --> 00:27:52,805
WHAT IS THIS?
634
00:27:52,872 --> 00:27:56,575
WITH EQUITY
AND INVENTORY,
IT'S WORTH 12 GRAND,
635
00:27:56,642 --> 00:27:58,110
MORE OR LESS.
636
00:27:58,177 --> 00:28:01,347
THIS IS HOW YOU THINK
YOU'RE GONNA SETTLE UP?
637
00:28:01,413 --> 00:28:03,382
BY GIVING ME THE DEED
TO YOUR DRIVING RANGE.
638
00:28:03,449 --> 00:28:05,985
ONLY ON THE CONDITION
THAT YOU DON'T SELL
RIGHT AWAY,
639
00:28:06,052 --> 00:28:08,254
AND ME AND ROMEO
KEEP OUR JOBS.
640
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:12,024
WHAT IN THE WORLD
WOULD I WANT WITH YOUR
STUPID DRIVING RANGE?
641
00:28:12,091 --> 00:28:15,427
EQUITY, INVENTORY,
CASH FLOW,
642
00:28:15,494 --> 00:28:18,564
NOT TO MENTION
AN ENHANCED STATURE
IN THE COMMUNITY,
643
00:28:18,630 --> 00:28:23,803
PLUS A PREPAID
MEMBERSHIP IN SALOME
CHAMBER OF COMMERCE.
644
00:28:23,870 --> 00:28:25,504
WHAT ARE YOUR
LABOR COSTS?
645
00:28:25,571 --> 00:28:27,206
EVERYBODY GETS WHAT
THEY'RE GETTING.
646
00:28:27,273 --> 00:28:28,274
AHEM.
647
00:28:33,679 --> 00:28:37,149
BUT THE TRACTOR KID
GETS 5 BUCKS AN HOUR.
648
00:28:39,585 --> 00:28:42,989
AND ROMEO
GETS 10, CASH.
649
00:28:43,055 --> 00:28:44,590
WHAT DO YOU
PAY YOURSELF?
650
00:28:44,656 --> 00:28:47,426
MYSELF?
651
00:28:47,493 --> 00:28:50,196
YOU KNOW, TO STAND AROUND
ALL DAY AND HIT THOSE
LITTLE GOLF BALLS,
652
00:28:50,262 --> 00:28:52,598
WHEN YOU'RE NOT BREAKING
FOR BEERS OR CORN DOGS
653
00:28:52,664 --> 00:28:54,166
OR TO GATHER THE GUYS UP
AND LAY BETS
654
00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:56,002
ON WHICH CROW'S GONNA
FLY OFF THE FENCE NEXT.
655
00:28:56,068 --> 00:28:59,138
ARE YOU REFERRING TO
MY MANAGERIAL SALARY?
656
00:28:59,205 --> 00:29:01,841
I AM REFERRING TO
EVERY RED NICKEL THAT
YOU TAKE FROM THE TILL
657
00:29:01,908 --> 00:29:06,078
AND EVERY BAG OF BEER NUTS
THAT YOU LIFT FROM THE RACK.
THAT IS WHAT I'M REFERRING TO.
658
00:29:06,145 --> 00:29:08,614
HE'LL TAKE THE DEAL.
HE'LL TAKE THE DEAL.
659
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:11,150
WHAT IS THE DEAL?
660
00:29:11,217 --> 00:29:15,287
OK, LET'S JUST SAY
THE DRIVING RANGE
IS WORTH 10,000.
661
00:29:15,354 --> 00:29:17,189
YOU STILL OWE ME 2.
662
00:29:21,961 --> 00:29:26,833
* MAYBE TOMORROW *
663
00:29:26,899 --> 00:29:28,500
* I'LL SEE SOME LIGHT *
664
00:29:30,402 --> 00:29:33,205
* AND I'LL KNOW
THE DIFFERENCE *
665
00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:35,441
* BETWEEN WRONG AND RIGHT *
666
00:29:36,976 --> 00:29:39,011
* MY SHIP IS OUT THERE *
667
00:29:40,146 --> 00:29:43,549
* NO, BUT IT CAN'T COME IN *
668
00:29:43,615 --> 00:29:46,752
* FLAT BROKE AND BUSTED *
669
00:29:46,819 --> 00:29:50,356
* CRAPPED OUT AGAIN *
670
00:29:53,225 --> 00:29:56,195
SHE'S BEEN HERE
A WHILE.
671
00:29:56,262 --> 00:29:57,864
AM I EARLY?
672
00:29:57,930 --> 00:30:00,099
MR. McAVOY,
I CAN APPRECIATE
673
00:30:00,166 --> 00:30:03,135
THAT YOU HAVE
A FAIRLY LAID-BACK,
RELAXED LIFESTYLE,
674
00:30:03,202 --> 00:30:04,736
BUT I HAVE
HOURS TO KEEP.
675
00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:10,076
ALL RIGHT. A FORMER
PARAMOUR ONCE ASCRIBED
MY FLUID SENSE OF TIME
676
00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:13,012
TO BEING BORN UNDER
THE SIGN OF PISCES.
677
00:30:13,079 --> 00:30:16,348
SOMETHING ABOUT FLOATING
THROUGH THE UNIVERSE.
678
00:30:16,415 --> 00:30:18,317
OH. YOU AMUSE ME, ROY,
679
00:30:18,384 --> 00:30:21,854
BUT I'M THE ONLY WOMAN
IN AMERICA BORN
AFTER WORLD WAR II
680
00:30:21,921 --> 00:30:23,789
WHO THINKS ASTROLOGY'S
A CROCK OF SHIT.
681
00:30:23,856 --> 00:30:25,724
NOW LET'S SEE IF
THE BIG DOG'LL EAT.
682
00:30:25,791 --> 00:30:27,193
WAGGLE.
683
00:30:28,527 --> 00:30:30,096
I'M WAGGLING.
684
00:30:30,162 --> 00:30:31,263
SET UP TO THE BALL
LIKE I SHOWED YOU
LAST TIME.
685
00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:32,831
I AM SETTING UP
TO THE BALL.
686
00:30:32,899 --> 00:30:35,467
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
687
00:30:35,534 --> 00:30:36,768
YEAH.
688
00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:39,238
QUIT TRYING TO WRING
THE CLUB'S NECK, MOLLY.
689
00:30:39,305 --> 00:30:42,174
SHOW A LITTLE WARMTH,
A LITTLE COMPASSION.
690
00:30:42,241 --> 00:30:46,845
REMEMBER, THIS GAME'S
ABOUT TRUST AND TOUCH...
691
00:30:46,913 --> 00:30:48,981
AND LETTING GO,
692
00:30:49,048 --> 00:30:53,619
SO WHILE I
SUBTLY ENHANCE YOUR
TECHNICAL PROSPECTS,
693
00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:56,822
WHY DON'T YOU
TELL ME ALL ABOUT
YOUR PERSONAL LIFE?
694
00:30:56,889 --> 00:31:00,326
THAT'S NONE OF
YOUR BUSINESS, ROY.
695
00:31:00,392 --> 00:31:03,429
YOUR BOYFRIEND'S
A GOLFER.
THAT'S MY BET.
696
00:31:03,495 --> 00:31:06,165
HE'S THE REASON
YOU'RE TAKING
THIS GAME UP.
697
00:31:06,232 --> 00:31:08,134
HELL, I PROBABLY
EVEN KNOW HIM.
698
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,469
GET YOUR HANDS
OFF HER ASS, ROY.
699
00:31:12,738 --> 00:31:14,240
HI, HONEY.
700
00:31:14,306 --> 00:31:16,275
HI, DARLIN'.
701
00:31:16,342 --> 00:31:19,445
HE'S TAKING HER TO MIAMI
FOR THE FUCKING DORAL.
702
00:31:19,511 --> 00:31:21,948
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO
COMPETE WITH THAT?
703
00:31:22,014 --> 00:31:24,150
MAN, YOU ARE HAVING
A BAD WEEK, AREN'T YOU?
704
00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:27,186
MAN, SHE MUST THINK
I'M SUCH A NOTHING,
SUCH A LOSER.
705
00:31:27,253 --> 00:31:30,456
A LOUSY DRIVING-RANGE PRO
LIVING IN A WINNEBAGO.
706
00:31:30,522 --> 00:31:33,692
SHE DON'T KNOW
YOU LIVE IN A WINNEBAGO.
707
00:31:33,759 --> 00:31:35,995
WELL, SHE SURE AS HELL
KNOWS I AIN'T TAKING HER
TO NO DORAL
708
00:31:36,062 --> 00:31:38,664
FOR MASSAGES AND MIMOSAS
ALL WEEKEND.
709
00:31:39,865 --> 00:31:42,701
OH, GOD. I DIDN'T
LEAVE IT OUT.
710
00:31:42,768 --> 00:31:44,003
WELL, I DIDN'T.
711
00:31:46,438 --> 00:31:48,107
GOTTA DO SOMETHING
WITH MY LIFE.
712
00:31:48,174 --> 00:31:50,242
YOU JUST THREW THAT
IN THE SPA.
713
00:31:50,309 --> 00:31:53,512
GOTTA RISE TO A LEVEL
WORTHY OF THE WOMEN
WHO THINK I'M A JOKE.
714
00:31:53,579 --> 00:31:56,482
WELL, YOU COULD GO OUT
AND WIN THE U.S. OPEN.
THAT WOULD IMPRESS HER.
715
00:31:56,548 --> 00:31:57,783
WHAT?
716
00:31:57,849 --> 00:31:59,051
WIN THE OPEN, MAN.
717
00:31:59,118 --> 00:32:02,188
SHE'LL THINK, "OH,
YOU'RE WONDERFUL, ROY."
718
00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:06,192
ROMEO, THAT IDEA
HAS PROMISE.
719
00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:07,726
ARE WE TALKING
ABOUT THE SAME
GOLF TOURNAMENT, HUH?
720
00:32:07,793 --> 00:32:10,429
THE U.S. OPEN,
THE BIGGEST GOLF
TOURNAMENT IN THE WORLD.
721
00:32:10,496 --> 00:32:12,498
NOT JUST THE BIGGEST GOLF
TOURNAMENT IN THE WORLD,
722
00:32:12,564 --> 00:32:15,867
THE MOST DEMOCRATIC
GOLF TOURNAMENT
IN THE WORLD.
723
00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:17,103
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
724
00:32:17,169 --> 00:32:18,870
SO?
WELL, I MEAN
IT'S OPEN.
725
00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:22,541
IT'S OPEN. ANYBODY WITH
A 2 HANDICAP OR BETTER
HAS GOT A SHOT AT IT.
726
00:32:22,608 --> 00:32:25,811
YOU JUST GOTTA GET THROUGH
A LOCAL AND SECTIONAL
QUALIFIER,
727
00:32:25,877 --> 00:32:29,248
AND UNLIKE DORAL
OR COLONIAL OR AT&T,
THEY CAN'T KEEP YOU OUT.
728
00:32:29,315 --> 00:32:32,651
THEY CAN'T ASK YOU
IF YOU'RE A GARBAGE MAN
OR A BEAN PICKER
729
00:32:32,718 --> 00:32:36,688
OR A DRIVING RANGE PRO
WHOSE CHECK'S SIGNED
BY A STRIPPER.
730
00:32:36,755 --> 00:32:38,890
YOU QUALIFY,
YOU'RE IN.
731
00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:40,326
YOU DON'T GOT
THE GAME, MAN.
732
00:32:40,392 --> 00:32:42,094
I GOT EVERY SHOT
IN THE BOOK.
733
00:32:42,161 --> 00:32:44,196
I'M TALKING ABOUT
THE GAME.
734
00:32:44,263 --> 00:32:47,166
THE MENTAL GAME,
YOU KNOW, LA CABEZA.
YOU DON'T GOT IT.
735
00:32:47,233 --> 00:32:49,235
WELL, SINCE YOU'RE
THE AUTHORITY,
736
00:32:49,301 --> 00:32:53,505
HOW'D YOU LIKE TO TEACH ME
WHAT I AIN'T AND
NEVER WILL BE?
737
00:32:53,572 --> 00:32:54,406
WHAT FOR, MAN?
738
00:32:54,473 --> 00:32:56,075
YOU'VE NEVER
LISTENED TO ME.
NEVER.
739
00:32:56,142 --> 00:32:58,844
WELL, THIS TIME
WILL BE DIFFERENT,
I PROMISE.
740
00:32:58,910 --> 00:32:59,945
YEAH, RIGHT.
741
00:33:00,012 --> 00:33:01,013
YOU DON'T EVEN
HAVE THE MONEY
742
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:02,281
TO GET
YOUR GOLF CLUBS
OUT OF HOCK,
743
00:33:02,348 --> 00:33:04,150
AND YOU'RE GONNA WIN
THE U.S. OPEN.
744
00:33:04,216 --> 00:33:05,784
THAT DON'T FIT, MAN.
745
00:33:05,851 --> 00:33:08,154
DON'T FORCE IT
IF IT DON'T F--
746
00:33:08,220 --> 00:33:11,857
AHH, IS THAT WHAT
THOSE THINGS WERE?
747
00:33:11,923 --> 00:33:12,924
FLOWERS?
748
00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:14,160
FLOWERS.
749
00:33:14,226 --> 00:33:15,527
Man: LET ME GET
THIS STRAIGHT.
750
00:33:15,594 --> 00:33:17,963
YOU'RE GONNA PLAY ME
FOR $400 WITH THOSE?
751
00:33:18,030 --> 00:33:21,800
YEAH, AND I'LL GIVE YOU
2 STROKES A SIDE.
752
00:33:21,867 --> 00:33:24,136
YOU AIN'T GOT
NO 400 BUCKS.
753
00:33:24,203 --> 00:33:27,473
I GOT THE TITLE OF
MY CAR FOR COLLATERAL.
754
00:33:27,539 --> 00:33:29,808
I AIN'T INTERESTED
IN THAT PIECE OF SHIT.
755
00:33:29,875 --> 00:33:33,779
THAT'S 'CAUSE
YOU THINK OF IT AS
TRANSPORTATION, BOONE.
756
00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:35,881
THINK OF IT
AS BRAGGING RIGHTS.
757
00:33:35,947 --> 00:33:37,583
THINK OF YOURSELF
SITTING AROUND THE BAR
758
00:33:37,649 --> 00:33:41,787
CROWING TO YOUR CRONIES
ABOUT THE CADILLAC
YOU WON FROM ME.
759
00:33:41,853 --> 00:33:45,091
THEY'LL FORGET ALL
ABOUT THE WINNEBAGO
YOU LOST TO ME.
760
00:33:48,727 --> 00:33:51,230
I'LL CALL
THE I.N.S. ON YOU,
YOU LITTLE MIDGET.
761
00:33:51,297 --> 00:33:54,266
I'LL BE PLAYING
A PINK LADY TODAY.
762
00:33:54,333 --> 00:33:57,969
IS THAT LITTLE PINK FAG BALL
SUPPOSED TO INTIMIDATE ME?
763
00:33:58,036 --> 00:34:00,906
WELL, NOT UNLESS
I KNOCK IT BY YOU.
764
00:34:00,972 --> 00:34:02,474
LOUISVILLE SLUGGER,
PLEASE.
765
00:34:02,541 --> 00:34:05,377
* I'M DRIVIN' DOWN THE HIGHWAY,
HEADED TO THE RANGE *
766
00:34:05,444 --> 00:34:06,712
* GONNA KNOCK 'EM OUT STRONG *
767
00:34:06,778 --> 00:34:07,679
OH!
768
00:34:09,181 --> 00:34:11,150
* GOT AN OLD BROWN BAG *
769
00:34:11,217 --> 00:34:12,218
I BELIEVE YOU'RE AWAY.
770
00:34:12,284 --> 00:34:14,653
DON'T WORRY
ABOUT IT, JULIO.
771
00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:16,855
I THOUGHT
I CAUGHT THAT THING
WAY THE HELL ON THE TOE.
772
00:34:16,922 --> 00:34:20,226
* THERE'S A PLACE FOR YOU
IF YOU'RE JUST LIKE ME *
773
00:34:20,292 --> 00:34:24,096
YOU DRIVE FOR SHOW,
AND YOU PUTT FOR DOUGH,
BIG MOUTH.
774
00:34:24,163 --> 00:34:27,099
YOU HEAR THAT, ROMEO?
BOONE WAS BEING PROFOUND.
775
00:34:27,166 --> 00:34:29,835
LET'S SEE, LITTLE WIND
LEFT TO RIGHT.
776
00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:31,170
I HIGHLY RECOMMEND
THE SHOVEL.
777
00:34:31,237 --> 00:34:32,738
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT
I WAS THINKING.
778
00:34:36,775 --> 00:34:39,511
* WELL, THERE'S A PLACE FOR
YOU IF YOU'RE JUST LIKE ME *
779
00:34:39,578 --> 00:34:41,147
Boone: ALL RIGHT, I WANT
TO SEE A LEGITIMATE SWING.
780
00:34:41,213 --> 00:34:42,381
NO SCOOPING.
781
00:34:42,448 --> 00:34:43,849
* I'M NOT RICH,
AND I'M NOT ON TV *
782
00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:46,652
* HAVE ANOTHER COOL ONE,
BUT IT WON'T HURT *
783
00:34:46,718 --> 00:34:48,687
* GOT MYSELF A BIG STICK
SWINGIN' IN THE DIRT *
784
00:34:48,754 --> 00:34:49,655
I'LL FINISH.
785
00:34:51,657 --> 00:34:54,426
* GOT MYSELF A BIG STICK
SWINGIN' IN THE DIRT *
786
00:34:54,493 --> 00:34:56,862
GET THE HELL OFF
MY GOLF COURSE.
787
00:34:56,928 --> 00:34:58,530
UH, NEED A RECEIPT?
788
00:34:58,597 --> 00:35:01,533
YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK,
GRASSHOPPER?
789
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,034
SHE'S GOT YOU
BY THE HUEVOS.
790
00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:06,272
LISTEN, SWAMI,
YOUR JOB'S TO TEACH ME
PATIENCE AND HUMILITY,
791
00:35:06,338 --> 00:35:08,106
ALL RIGHT, NOT ADVISE ME
ON MY LOVE LIFE.
792
00:35:08,174 --> 00:35:10,342
NOT ALL MY THINKING
OCCURS BELOW THE BELT.
793
00:35:10,409 --> 00:35:12,311
I MEAN, I ACTUALLY
STAND FOR A FEW THINGS
794
00:35:12,378 --> 00:35:14,246
BESIDES WHERE MY NEXT
ROMANTIC INTERLUDE'S
COMING FROM.
795
00:35:14,313 --> 00:35:16,682
WELL, THEN GREAT. YOU
WON'T HAVE ANY TROUBLE
TELLING THE DOCTOR LADY
796
00:35:16,748 --> 00:35:18,984
YOU CAN'T
TEACH HER NO MORE
UNTIL AFTER THE OPEN.
797
00:35:19,050 --> 00:35:21,687
WELL, NOW THAT WOULD MAKE
AN ISSUE OF SOMETHING THAT'S
NOT AN ISSUE, NOW WOULDN'T IT?
798
00:35:21,753 --> 00:35:22,754
YEAH, RIGHT.
799
00:35:22,821 --> 00:35:24,022
BESIDES, I'M FOCUSED.
800
00:35:24,089 --> 00:35:25,224
I AM!
801
00:35:25,291 --> 00:35:26,725
THIS IS MY QUEST!
802
00:35:26,792 --> 00:35:28,827
THIS IS WHERE I STAND UP
FOR ALL THE LITTLE GUYS
EVERYWHERE
803
00:35:28,894 --> 00:35:32,831
WHO'VE HAD THEIR FILL
OF SOULLESS ROBOTS
LIKE DAVID SIMMS.
804
00:35:32,898 --> 00:35:35,667
WELL, DAVID SIMMS
MAY BE A SOULLESS
ROBOT,
805
00:35:35,734 --> 00:35:37,569
BUT HE'S A RICH,
HAPPY SOULLESS ROBOT
806
00:35:37,636 --> 00:35:40,372
WITH A BEAUTIFUL
DOCTOR LADY
GIRLFRIEND.
807
00:35:40,439 --> 00:35:42,040
BESIDES, HOW'S
GETTING IN THE OPEN
808
00:35:42,107 --> 00:35:44,142
GONNA CHANGE
WHAT SHE THINKS
ABOUT YOU?
809
00:35:44,210 --> 00:35:47,313
WELL, IT'LL SHOW HER
I'M NOT WHO SHE THINKS I AM.
810
00:35:47,379 --> 00:35:49,981
BUT YOU ARE WHO
SHE THINKS YOU ARE, MAN.
811
00:35:50,048 --> 00:35:54,186
NO, ROY, I WILL NOT
GIVE YOU TIME OFF
TO GO WIN THE OPEN.
812
00:35:54,253 --> 00:35:55,887
I DON'T CARE
IF IT IS YOUR QUEST.
813
00:35:55,954 --> 00:35:57,723
HOW ABOUT MY DESTINY?
814
00:35:57,789 --> 00:35:58,990
OR YOUR DESTINY.
815
00:35:59,057 --> 00:36:01,527
OR ANY OTHER TERM
YOU VAGUELY REMEMBER
FROM YOUR CLIFF NOTES.
816
00:36:01,593 --> 00:36:03,629
THAT'S THE MOST STUPID
THING I'VE EVER SEEN
IN MY LIFE.
817
00:36:03,695 --> 00:36:05,231
DON'T GET MEAN, ALL RIGHT?
FIRST YOU GET MEAN,
THEN YOU GET PETTY.
818
00:36:05,297 --> 00:36:08,600
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN
A LITTLE NICER TO ME
WHEN WE WERE AN ITEM,
819
00:36:08,667 --> 00:36:10,736
AND MAYBE I WOULDN'T BE
SUCH A NASTY BOSS.
820
00:36:10,802 --> 00:36:14,573
YEAH. ROY, I'VE GOT
A BUSINESS TO RUN.
BYE-BYE, BON VOYAGE.
821
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:16,642
YOU KNOW WHAT,
BECKY, BECKY, BECKY,
COME HERE, SWEETHEART.
822
00:36:16,708 --> 00:36:18,076
RIGHT NOW, HURRY UP.
WE DON'T HAVE A LOT
OF TIME.
823
00:36:18,143 --> 00:36:20,379
NOW, YOU'RE DOING
A NATURAL THING,
AND IT'S REALLY SWEET,
824
00:36:20,446 --> 00:36:22,481
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE DON'T DO NATURAL
HERE.
825
00:36:22,548 --> 00:36:24,082
WE DO BIG AND BOLD.
COLORFUL.
826
00:36:24,149 --> 00:36:25,484
HAIR, LOTS OF IT,
MANY COLORS.
827
00:36:25,551 --> 00:36:27,786
LOOK AT ME.
THAT'S WHAT WE DO, OK?
828
00:36:27,853 --> 00:36:29,221
[DIAL TONE]
829
00:36:31,156 --> 00:36:32,691
WELL, IF YOU'RE GONNA
TAKE THAT TONE,
830
00:36:32,758 --> 00:36:34,526
THEN WE'LL JUST HAVE TO
TALK ANOTHER DAY.
831
00:36:34,593 --> 00:36:37,263
I'M SORRY, UH,
I HAVE THINGS TO DO,
832
00:36:37,329 --> 00:36:39,598
AND I DON'T REALLY NEED
TO BE TREATED LIKE THAT,
833
00:36:39,665 --> 00:36:42,200
SO GOOD-BYE.
834
00:36:43,335 --> 00:36:44,803
YOU KNOW, IT WOULDN'T
KILL YOU JUST ONCE
835
00:36:44,870 --> 00:36:46,972
TO TELL HER SOMETHING
LIKE THAT SHE'S BEAUTIFUL
836
00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:48,440
OR THAT SHE CAN DANCE
837
00:36:48,507 --> 00:36:50,242
OR THAT SHE'S
SEXY AS HELL.
838
00:36:50,309 --> 00:36:53,812
HERE I AM, READY TO
CHARGE FORTH IN PURSUIT
OF MY MYTHIC DESTINY,
839
00:36:53,879 --> 00:36:56,548
I CAN'T EVEN GET
TIME OFF WORK TO DO IT.
840
00:36:56,615 --> 00:36:59,117
WELL, I'M NO EXPERT HERE,
841
00:36:59,184 --> 00:37:02,954
BUT IT SEEMS TO ME
THAT THE PURSUIT
OF A MYTHIC DESTINY
842
00:37:03,021 --> 00:37:06,558
ISN'T SOMETHING YOU NEED
TO GET OFF A $7-AN-HOUR JOB
IN ORDER TO DO.
843
00:37:06,625 --> 00:37:08,894
I'M STUCK, MAN.
I'M BURIED.
844
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:10,462
I NEED HELP.
845
00:37:10,529 --> 00:37:13,699
I NEED ADVICE,
I NEED COUNSELING.
I NEED A--
846
00:37:13,765 --> 00:37:15,601
I NEED A SHRINK.
847
00:37:15,667 --> 00:37:17,736
YOU DON'T KNOW
NO SHRINKS.
848
00:37:17,803 --> 00:37:19,738
I KNOW ONE.
849
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:23,842
NO, NO, NO, NO.
NOT THE DOCTOR LADY.
850
00:37:23,909 --> 00:37:25,210
WHY NOT?
851
00:37:25,277 --> 00:37:27,613
YOU CAN'T ASK ADVICE
ABOUT THE WOMAN
YOU'RE TRYING TO HOSE
852
00:37:27,679 --> 00:37:29,715
FROM THE WOMAN YOU'RE
TRYING TO HOSE.
853
00:37:29,781 --> 00:37:31,917
WHY NOT?
854
00:38:23,435 --> 00:38:25,303
[DOOR OPENS]
855
00:38:28,139 --> 00:38:30,308
[SOBBING]
856
00:38:44,390 --> 00:38:45,724
[SOBBING LOUDLY]
857
00:38:48,059 --> 00:38:49,628
SUE ANN.
SUE ANN, HONEY.
858
00:38:49,695 --> 00:38:52,364
I DIDN'T--I DIDN'T
SAY SHIT TO HER.
859
00:38:52,431 --> 00:38:53,699
ROY, OH!
860
00:38:53,765 --> 00:38:57,403
OK, ROY, GET IN
THE OTHER ROOM, PLEASE.
861
00:38:57,469 --> 00:39:01,540
SUE ANN, HONEY, IT'S OK.
862
00:39:03,842 --> 00:39:05,210
[DOOR OPENS]
863
00:39:05,276 --> 00:39:08,547
HEY, LOOK, SHE WAS
CRYING WHEN SHE CAME
OUT THERE, ALL RIGHT?
864
00:39:08,614 --> 00:39:12,283
OK, OK, ROY. THAT IS
A PATIENT EXIT ROOM.
865
00:39:12,350 --> 00:39:13,652
WELL, I KNEW IT WAS
SOME KIND OF ROOM.
866
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:17,055
IT WASN'T PAINTED.
THERE WAS NO MAGAZINES
OUT THERE.
867
00:39:17,122 --> 00:39:19,157
ROY, WHY ARE YOU HERE?
868
00:39:19,224 --> 00:39:22,227
THERAPY.
869
00:39:22,293 --> 00:39:24,463
YOU'VE COME
FOR THERAPY?
870
00:39:24,530 --> 00:39:25,931
OK, LOOK, ROY,
871
00:39:25,997 --> 00:39:27,966
YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY NEED
TO MAKE AN APPOINTMENT,
872
00:39:28,033 --> 00:39:30,402
BECAUSE I HAVE A CLIENT
IN A HALF AN HOUR.
873
00:39:30,469 --> 00:39:32,838
THAT'S ENOUGH TIME,
30 MINUTES. HELL,
I'M NOT THAT FUCKED UP.
874
00:39:32,904 --> 00:39:36,842
OK, ROY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
WHY DON'T YOU JUST HAVE
A SEAT RIGHT THERE?
875
00:39:36,908 --> 00:39:38,477
RIGHT OVER THERE.
876
00:39:41,112 --> 00:39:42,414
OK.
877
00:39:55,727 --> 00:39:58,029
OK, SO HOW DO I
DO IT?
878
00:39:58,096 --> 00:39:59,731
THERAPY, I MEAN.
879
00:39:59,798 --> 00:40:01,867
I MEAN, HOW DO I
START DOING IT?
880
00:40:01,933 --> 00:40:04,603
OK, ROY, WELL,
881
00:40:04,670 --> 00:40:06,004
IN PARLANCE
YOU MIGHT UNDERSTAND,
882
00:40:06,071 --> 00:40:08,574
JUST KICK BACK
AND LET THE BIG DOG EAT.
883
00:40:14,245 --> 00:40:16,147
SUPPOSE
THERE'S THIS GUY,
884
00:40:16,214 --> 00:40:18,750
AND HE'S STANDING
ON THE SHORE OF
A BIG, WIDE RIVER,
885
00:40:18,817 --> 00:40:21,352
AND THE RIVER'S FULL OF
ALL MANNER OF DISASTER,
YOU KNOW?
886
00:40:21,419 --> 00:40:24,422
PIRANHAS, ALLIGATORS,
EDDIES, CURRENTS,
SHIT LIKE THAT.
887
00:40:24,490 --> 00:40:27,358
NOBODY'LL EVEN GO
DOWN THERE TO DIP A TOE,
888
00:40:27,425 --> 00:40:29,628
AND ON THE OTHER
SIDE OF THE RIVER
IS A MILLION BUCKS,
889
00:40:29,695 --> 00:40:33,298
AND ON THIS SIDE OF
THE RIVER IS A ROWBOAT.
890
00:40:33,364 --> 00:40:34,265
MM-HMM.
891
00:40:34,332 --> 00:40:35,767
I GUESS MY QUESTION
IS THIS.
892
00:40:35,834 --> 00:40:40,438
WHAT WOULD POSSESS A GUY
STANDING ON SHORE
TO SWIM FOR IT?
893
00:40:40,506 --> 00:40:41,907
HE'S AN IDIOT.
894
00:40:41,973 --> 00:40:44,476
NO, SEE, HE'S
A HELLUVA SWIMMER.
895
00:40:44,543 --> 00:40:46,144
HIS PROBLEM
IS MORE LIKE
896
00:40:46,211 --> 00:40:50,248
WHY DOES HE
ALWAYS HAVE TO RISE
TO THE CHALLENGE?
897
00:40:50,315 --> 00:40:52,484
HE'S A JUVENILE IDIOT.
898
00:40:52,551 --> 00:40:54,052
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT I MEAN BY
THE RIVER.
899
00:40:54,119 --> 00:40:55,186
ROY.
900
00:40:55,253 --> 00:40:56,387
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT YOU
901
00:40:56,454 --> 00:40:58,423
AND WHAT YOU LIKE TO CALL
YOUR INNER DEMONS,
902
00:40:58,490 --> 00:41:00,892
THAT HUMAN FRAILTY
YOU LIKE TO BLATHER ABOUT.
903
00:41:00,959 --> 00:41:03,361
NOT SOME MYTHOPOETIC
METAPHOR YOU COME UP WITH
904
00:41:03,428 --> 00:41:06,965
IN A FEEBLE
AND TRANSPARENT EFFORT
TO DO YOURSELF CREDIT.
905
00:41:07,032 --> 00:41:09,735
YOU MEAN YOU'RE GONNA
MAKE ME FEEL LOUSY?
906
00:41:09,801 --> 00:41:10,636
NO.
907
00:41:10,702 --> 00:41:11,737
I CAME HERE
TO FEEL BETTER.
908
00:41:11,803 --> 00:41:13,404
I MEAN, WHAT KIND
OF THERAPY IS THIS?
909
00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:14,740
YOU DON'T HAVE
ANY INNER DEMONS.
910
00:41:14,806 --> 00:41:17,442
WHAT YOU HAVE
IS INNER CRAP-OLA,
911
00:41:17,509 --> 00:41:19,144
INNER DEBRIS, GARBAGE,
912
00:41:19,210 --> 00:41:20,345
LOOSE WIRES, A FEW.
913
00:41:20,411 --> 00:41:21,713
HORSESHIT
IN STAGGERING AMOUNTS.
914
00:41:21,780 --> 00:41:24,816
LOOK, I'M NOT SOME JUST
JERK DRIVING-RANGE PRO
915
00:41:24,883 --> 00:41:29,054
WHO DRINKS TOO MUCH
BOOZE, EATS TOO FEW
VEGETABLES, OK?
916
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:31,557
ROY, COULD YOU PLEASE
SIT DOWN, OK? 'CAUSE
YOU'RE GETTING DEFENSIVE,
917
00:41:31,623 --> 00:41:36,327
AND I WANT YOU TO JUST CUT
TO THE CHASE AND TELL ME
WHY YOU'RE HERE.
918
00:41:36,394 --> 00:41:38,029
WOMAN.
919
00:41:38,096 --> 00:41:40,365
OH, A WOMAN.
920
00:41:40,431 --> 00:41:43,101
HAVE YOU ASKED HER OUT?
921
00:41:43,168 --> 00:41:45,270
NO. SHE'S SEEING A GUY.
I DON'T KNOW HOW SERIOUS
IT IS.
922
00:41:45,336 --> 00:41:48,840
BUT THE GUY'S
A REAL HORSE'S ASS
IF YOU ASK ME.
923
00:41:48,907 --> 00:41:51,810
MAYBE IF YOU SHARED YOUR HEART
WITH THIS WOMAN, YOU KNOW,
TOOK HER OUT TO DINNER,
924
00:41:51,877 --> 00:41:55,581
THEN IT WOULD FORCE THESE
ISSUES OUT TO THE OPEN.
925
00:41:55,647 --> 00:41:56,782
WELL, I'M AFRAID
SHE'LL SAY NO.
926
00:41:56,848 --> 00:41:58,550
SO WHAT YOU'RE
SAYING IS THAT
927
00:41:58,617 --> 00:42:01,887
ALL YOUR SPEECHES
ABOUT SWIMMING ACROSS
SHARK-INFESTED WATERS
928
00:42:01,953 --> 00:42:05,023
ARE REALLY ABOUT
YOUR GOLF GAME, NOT
ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE.
929
00:42:05,090 --> 00:42:06,091
OH, JEEZ.
930
00:42:06,157 --> 00:42:08,259
SO LOOK, WE'RE
GETTING A LITTLE
CLOSE TO THE TRUTH.
931
00:42:08,326 --> 00:42:10,461
WELL, CHRIST, I DIDN'T KNOW
WE WERE GONNA GET INTO
MY PERSONAL LIFE.
932
00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:12,163
WELL, THIS IS
THERAPY, ROY.
933
00:42:12,230 --> 00:42:15,601
WELL, I KNOW, BUT
I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS
THAT KIND OF THERAPY.
934
00:42:15,667 --> 00:42:17,435
WELL, OK, LET'S
MAKE THIS SIMPLE.
935
00:42:17,502 --> 00:42:19,237
ROY, PLEASE, HERE,
SIT DOWN RIGHT HERE.
936
00:42:19,304 --> 00:42:22,040
YOU KNOW THOSE RISKS
THAT YOU LOVE TO TAKE
ON THE GOLF COURSE?
937
00:42:22,107 --> 00:42:24,910
THE ONES THAT YOU
TALK SO PASSIONATELY
AND POETICALLY ABOUT.
938
00:42:24,976 --> 00:42:29,581
WELL, YOU NEED TO APPLY THOSE
SAME RISKS TO YOUR PERSONAL
LIFE WITH THE SAME PASSION.
939
00:42:29,648 --> 00:42:31,416
YOU MEAN I SHOULD
JUST ASK HER OUT?
940
00:42:31,482 --> 00:42:32,618
YES.
941
00:42:32,684 --> 00:42:34,920
AND RISK COMING RIGHT
OVER THE TOP, SNAP,
942
00:42:34,986 --> 00:42:36,054
HOOKING IT
OUT OF BOUNDS LEFT.
943
00:42:36,121 --> 00:42:36,888
ABSOLUTELY, ROY.
944
00:42:36,955 --> 00:42:37,956
HITTING IT
A LITTLE THIN.
945
00:42:38,023 --> 00:42:39,591
OK, ROY.
THAT'S GOOD.
I'M SORRY.
946
00:42:39,658 --> 00:42:44,129
NOW LOOK, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS WALK UP TO THIS WOMAN,
WHEREVER SHE IS,
947
00:42:44,195 --> 00:42:46,598
LOOK HER IN THE EYE--
LOOK AT ME, ROY.
948
00:42:46,665 --> 00:42:48,533
JUST LOOK HER IN THE EYES.
949
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:50,168
THAT'S RIGHT,
LET DOWN YOUR GUARD.
950
00:42:50,235 --> 00:42:52,437
DON'T TRY TO BE COOL
OR SMOOTH OR WHATEVER.
951
00:42:52,503 --> 00:42:54,572
JUST BE HONEST
AND TAKE A RISK.
952
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:57,508
AND THEN YOU KNOW WHAT?
WHATEVER HAPPENS, IF YOU
ACT FROM THE HEART,
953
00:42:57,575 --> 00:42:59,577
YOU CAN'T MAKE A MISTAKE.
954
00:43:15,627 --> 00:43:17,929
DR. GRISWOLD.
955
00:43:17,996 --> 00:43:19,364
YES?
956
00:43:19,430 --> 00:43:21,933
I THINK I'M
IN LOVE WITH YOU.
957
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:22,968
WHAT?
958
00:43:23,034 --> 00:43:24,703
FROM THE MOMENT
I FIRST SAW YOU,
I KNEW
959
00:43:24,770 --> 00:43:28,306
I WAS THROUGH WITH
BAR GIRLS AND STRIPPERS
AND MOTORCYCLE CHICKS,
960
00:43:28,373 --> 00:43:31,810
AND WHEN YOU
FIRST STARTED TALKING,
I WAS SMITTEN WITH YOU,
961
00:43:31,877 --> 00:43:34,379
AND I'M SMITTEN WITH YOU
MORE EVERY DAY I THINK
ABOUT YOU,
962
00:43:34,445 --> 00:43:37,148
AND THE FACT
THAT YOU KNOW
I'M FULL OF CRAP-OLA
963
00:43:37,215 --> 00:43:39,885
ONLY MAKES YOU EVEN
MORE ATTRACTIVE TO ME.
964
00:43:39,951 --> 00:43:42,053
USUALLY I CAN
BULLSHIT PEOPLE, BUT
I CAN'T BULLSHIT YOU,
965
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:45,657
AND IN ADDITION,
YOU GOT GREAT LEGS,
966
00:43:45,724 --> 00:43:47,125
AND MOST WOMEN,
I'M THINKING ABOUT
967
00:43:47,192 --> 00:43:49,427
HOW TO GET IN THEIR
PANTS FROM DAY ONE,
BUT WITH YOU I'M JUST--
968
00:43:49,494 --> 00:43:55,300
I'M JUST THINKING
ABOUT HOW TO GET
IN YOUR HEART.
969
00:43:55,366 --> 00:43:57,368
ROY, UH--
970
00:43:57,435 --> 00:43:59,337
STUNNED, HUH?
971
00:43:59,404 --> 00:44:02,708
SO, UH,
SO WHAT ABOUT DINNER?
972
00:44:02,774 --> 00:44:04,876
AND WE CAN TALK ABOUT US
AND IF WE HAVE A FUTURE
973
00:44:04,943 --> 00:44:07,212
AND HOW TO DROP
THAT HORSE'S-ASS
BOYFRIEND OF YOURS.
974
00:44:07,278 --> 00:44:09,047
ROY, JUST SLOW DOWN, OK?
975
00:44:09,114 --> 00:44:11,649
WHAT? I JUST HIT
A 8-DEGREE DRIVER
OFF THE CARPET.
976
00:44:11,717 --> 00:44:13,118
I MEAN, I'M STARING
EAGLE IN THE FACE.
977
00:44:13,184 --> 00:44:14,686
OK, WILL YOU JUST CUT
THE GOLF TALK, PLEASE?
978
00:44:14,753 --> 00:44:16,021
BECAUSE THIS
IS A MISTAKE.
979
00:44:16,087 --> 00:44:17,488
WELL, I'M ACTING
FROM THE HEART.
980
00:44:17,555 --> 00:44:19,190
HOW CAN THAT BE
A MISTAKE?
981
00:44:19,257 --> 00:44:20,558
RIGHT?
982
00:44:20,625 --> 00:44:22,527
WRONG, ROY, I MEAN--
983
00:44:22,593 --> 00:44:26,197
SHIT. I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE TALKING
ABOUT ME, ROY.
984
00:44:26,264 --> 00:44:28,266
WELL, WOULD YOUR ADVICE
HAVE BEEN DIFFERENT?
985
00:44:30,201 --> 00:44:33,939
UH, HA. ROY...
986
00:44:36,074 --> 00:44:37,642
YOU KNOW,
THIS SESSION IS OVER.
987
00:44:37,709 --> 00:44:38,844
I HAVE SOMEONE
COMING SOON.
988
00:44:38,910 --> 00:44:41,546
I THINK
YOU BETTER LEAVE.
989
00:44:41,612 --> 00:44:44,783
I TAKE IT
YOUR ANSWER IS NO.
990
00:44:44,850 --> 00:44:50,221
WELL, OUR RELATIONSHIP
IS, AND WILL REMAIN,
STRICTLY PROFESSIONAL.
991
00:44:50,288 --> 00:44:52,657
THAT'S IT?
992
00:44:52,724 --> 00:44:54,826
YEAH.
993
00:44:58,263 --> 00:45:03,735
WELL, I'M GONNA QUALIFY
FOR THE U.S. OPEN AND KICK
YOUR BOYFRIEND'S ASS.
994
00:45:07,305 --> 00:45:09,574
AND WHATEVER YOU THINK
OF ME, YOU SHOULD KNOW
THAT YOUR BOYFRIEND,
995
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:12,543
HE HATES OLD PEOPLE,
HE HATES CHILDREN,
AND HE HATES DOGS,
996
00:45:12,610 --> 00:45:15,947
AND THAT BROAD'S
OUT THERE CRYING STILL
IN THE EXIT ROOM.
997
00:45:16,014 --> 00:45:17,715
YOU'RE STILL
IN THE EXIT ROOM.
998
00:45:17,783 --> 00:45:19,184
[PATIENT SOBBING]
999
00:45:28,693 --> 00:45:29,761
HELLO.
1000
00:45:29,828 --> 00:45:33,164
UM, DR. KASSELDORF,
YOU'RE THERE.
1001
00:45:33,231 --> 00:45:35,100
WELL, YOU ALWAYS
SAID TO CALL
1002
00:45:35,166 --> 00:45:37,735
IF SOMETHING CAME UP
THAT CONFUSED ME,
1003
00:45:37,803 --> 00:45:39,137
AND YOU KNOW,
SHRINKS NEED SHRINKS,
1004
00:45:39,204 --> 00:45:42,607
BUT IT HAPPENED.
I MEAN, YOU SAID IT WOULD.
1005
00:45:42,673 --> 00:45:46,277
A PATIENT CAME IN
AND THINKS THAT HE'S
FALLING IN LOVE WITH ME.
1006
00:45:46,344 --> 00:45:49,347
I MEAN, HE'S
NOT REALLY A PATIENT,
HE'S MY GOLF PRO, BUT--
1007
00:45:49,414 --> 00:45:51,416
NO. I KNOW THAT
UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCE,
1008
00:45:51,482 --> 00:45:53,684
THAT I'M SUPPOSED TO
RECOMMEND ANOTHER THERAPIST,
1009
00:45:53,751 --> 00:45:55,720
BUT THERE ARE NO OTHER
THERAPISTS IN SALOME.
1010
00:45:55,787 --> 00:46:00,391
I MEAN, HE'D HAVE TO
DRIVE 100 MILES TO
MIDLAND OR ODESSA,
1011
00:46:00,458 --> 00:46:02,961
AND I'M NOT SURE YOU COULD
COUNT ON ANY HELP THERE.
1012
00:46:03,028 --> 00:46:07,065
ME? NO,
MY SELF-ESTEEM IS FINE.
1013
00:46:07,132 --> 00:46:08,967
MY SELF-ESTEEM IS FINE.
1014
00:46:09,034 --> 00:46:14,105
WELL, HE'S A GOOD-LOOKING MAN.
GREEN EYES, I DON'T KNOW--
1015
00:46:14,172 --> 00:46:16,141
THAT'S NOT THE POINT, IS IT?
1016
00:46:16,207 --> 00:46:19,878
WELL, HE'S, YOU KNOW,
HE'S KIND OF CUTE. HE'S CUTE.
1017
00:46:19,945 --> 00:46:22,213
B-BUT I MEAN--
1018
00:46:25,783 --> 00:46:26,985
OK.
1019
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:31,356
OK.
1020
00:46:31,422 --> 00:46:32,623
OK.
1021
00:46:32,690 --> 00:46:35,126
UH-HUH.
1022
00:46:48,874 --> 00:46:52,911
* OH, I WISH I COULD LAUGH *
1023
00:46:52,978 --> 00:46:56,314
* WHEN I LOOK WAY BACK *
1024
00:46:57,382 --> 00:47:05,090
* FIND OUT WHO STOLE
ALL MY DREAMS *
1025
00:47:05,156 --> 00:47:09,727
* OH, I WISH IT WAS EASY *
1026
00:47:09,794 --> 00:47:13,731
* TO FACE THE FACT *
1027
00:47:13,798 --> 00:47:20,371
* THERE WAS
NOBODY THERE BUT ME *
1028
00:47:30,215 --> 00:47:36,487
* THERE WAS
NOBODY THERE BUT ME *
1029
00:47:36,554 --> 00:47:37,555
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
1030
00:47:37,622 --> 00:47:39,190
HELLO.
1031
00:47:44,896 --> 00:47:46,197
HI.
1032
00:47:48,833 --> 00:47:51,469
YOU GOT A BEAUTIFUL
SWING, ROY.
1033
00:47:51,536 --> 00:47:54,372
I'M A BEAUTIFUL GUY.
1034
00:47:54,439 --> 00:47:57,475
LOOK, ROY, I CAME HERE
TO APOLOGIZE, OK?
1035
00:47:57,542 --> 00:47:58,843
FOR WHAT?
1036
00:47:58,910 --> 00:48:01,046
WELL, YOU DID EXACTLY
WHAT I SAID,
1037
00:48:01,112 --> 00:48:02,780
AND I JUST POURED
COLD WATER OVER
YOUR EFFORTS, OK?
1038
00:48:02,847 --> 00:48:03,915
I DIDN'T GET IT.
1039
00:48:03,982 --> 00:48:05,650
I'M A, LIKE, TERRIBLE
SHRINK PROBABLY.
1040
00:48:05,716 --> 00:48:09,154
SHOULD'VE NEVER GOTTEN
OUT OF REAL ESTATE.
SHIT.
1041
00:48:09,220 --> 00:48:12,123
ACTUALLY, I SHOULD'VE
NEVER LEFT OHIO
1042
00:48:12,190 --> 00:48:13,791
FOR THAT COWBOY
IN AMARILLO, BUT--
1043
00:48:13,858 --> 00:48:16,327
HAVE YOU EVER
BEEN TO AMARILLO?
1044
00:48:16,394 --> 00:48:18,096
COWBOY?
1045
00:48:18,163 --> 00:48:20,198
YEAH. IT'S NOT
AS ROMANTIC
1046
00:48:20,265 --> 00:48:22,267
WHEN YOU'RE ACTUALLY
WITH ONE, TRUST ME.
1047
00:48:22,333 --> 00:48:24,169
I MEAN, SO THE OILMAN
IN DALLAS OR HOUSTON
1048
00:48:24,235 --> 00:48:25,303
OR I DON'T KNOW
WHERE HE WAS FROM.
1049
00:48:25,370 --> 00:48:27,905
ANYWAY, HE JUST
LOOKED GREAT
AFTER THAT--
1050
00:48:27,973 --> 00:48:30,075
OH, BOY. THAT'S WHEN
I WENT TO THE GULF,
1051
00:48:30,141 --> 00:48:32,243
AND I ENDED UP IN,
LIKE, TRAILER SALES,
1052
00:48:32,310 --> 00:48:34,445
AND THEN
ALL THOSE CONDOS
IN CORPUS CHRISTI.
1053
00:48:34,512 --> 00:48:37,515
THE BOTTOM JUST--
BOOM--FELL RIGHT
OUT OF THE MARKET,
1054
00:48:37,582 --> 00:48:39,584
AND I NEEDED A NEW GIG.
1055
00:48:39,650 --> 00:48:41,386
A NEW GIG?
1056
00:48:41,452 --> 00:48:45,123
THERAPY. I MEAN,
I TOOK ALL THE CLASSES.
1057
00:48:45,190 --> 00:48:48,093
I'M, YOU KNOW,
LEGITIMATE, LEGAL,
CERTIFIED.
1058
00:48:48,159 --> 00:48:50,962
FUCK. I'M CERTIFIABLE.
I'M REALLY SORRY, OK?
1059
00:48:51,029 --> 00:48:52,363
OH, BOY.
1060
00:48:52,430 --> 00:48:55,166
RAY, DO YOU MIND
IF I HAVE A DOUGHNUT.
1061
00:49:02,473 --> 00:49:03,508
THANKS.
1062
00:49:06,511 --> 00:49:07,745
OK, LOOK.
1063
00:49:07,812 --> 00:49:11,216
I AM REALLY FLATTERED
THAT YOU ASKED ME OUT,
BUT, I MEAN,
1064
00:49:11,282 --> 00:49:13,751
I CAN'T ACCEPT BECAUSE
I AM INVOLVED
WITH DAVID,
1065
00:49:13,818 --> 00:49:15,153
AND I HAVEN'T
SEEN ANY EVIDENCE
1066
00:49:15,220 --> 00:49:17,022
THAT HE TREATS
OLD PEOPLE, CHILDREN,
OR DOGS BADLY.
1067
00:49:17,088 --> 00:49:18,889
LOOK, I ADMIT,
AND I'M SORRY.
1068
00:49:18,956 --> 00:49:21,159
I GUESS I GOT
A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY
WITH THE DAVID THING.
1069
00:49:21,226 --> 00:49:22,393
I JUST SHOULD HAVE
LAID UP AND MADE MY PAR.
1070
00:49:22,460 --> 00:49:27,298
OK, ROY,
I JUST WANT TO MAKE
A PROPOSAL, ALL RIGHT?
1071
00:49:27,365 --> 00:49:30,368
I MEAN, AS LONG AS
YOU UNDERSTAND THAT IT'S
STRICTLY PROFESSIONAL,
1072
00:49:30,435 --> 00:49:32,403
AND THAT, YOU KNOW,
WE'RE NOT GOING OUT TOGETHER.
1073
00:49:32,470 --> 00:49:33,871
TEE IT UP.
1074
00:49:33,938 --> 00:49:37,775
WELL, I THINK THAT I CAN
HELP YOU WITH THE MENTAL
ASPECTS OF THE GAME.
1075
00:49:37,842 --> 00:49:41,346
I MEAN, YOU HAVE ROMEO
TO BE YOUR SWING DOCTOR.
I COULD BE YOUR HEAD DOCTOR.
1076
00:49:41,412 --> 00:49:42,547
WHAT, ROY?
1077
00:49:42,613 --> 00:49:45,883
WELL,
YOU JUST SAID YOURSELF
YOU'RE A CRUMMY SHRINK.
1078
00:49:45,950 --> 00:49:47,785
WELL, I CAN IMPROVE, ROY.
1079
00:49:47,852 --> 00:49:50,955
MOLLY, I DON'T EVEN HAVE
THE MONEY TO PAY YOU.
I'M BROKE.
1080
00:49:51,022 --> 00:49:55,860
ROY, YOU DON'T NEED
ANY MONEY TO PAY ME.
WE'LL TRADE SERVICES.
1081
00:49:55,926 --> 00:49:59,730
I MEAN, YOU KNOW, I'LL
GIVE YOU MY SERVICES
FOR GOLF LESSONS,
1082
00:49:59,797 --> 00:50:02,533
AND I CAN HELP YOU THROUGH
THE QUALIFYING, ROY,
1083
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:05,936
AND THEN IF YOU MAKE IT
INTO THE OPEN, WELL...
1084
00:50:06,003 --> 00:50:10,175
I'M ON MY OWN.
YOU'LL BE WITH DAVID.
1085
00:50:12,377 --> 00:50:13,411
YEAH.
1086
00:50:16,681 --> 00:50:20,318
UH, I DON'T--I DON'T--
I DON'T REALLY WANT THIS.
1087
00:50:20,385 --> 00:50:22,019
OK.
1088
00:50:25,356 --> 00:50:28,193
* EVERY MINUTE *
1089
00:50:28,259 --> 00:50:29,660
Announcer:
THIRD IN THE GROUP,
1090
00:50:29,727 --> 00:50:32,029
PLAYING OUT OF
SALOME, TEXAS,
ROY McAVOY.
1091
00:50:32,097 --> 00:50:36,234
* EVERY DAY
THAT PASSES BY *
1092
00:50:37,835 --> 00:50:40,771
* FILLS MY SPIRIT *
1093
00:50:40,838 --> 00:50:43,874
* FOR A MOMENT *
1094
00:50:43,941 --> 00:50:47,712
* THAT YOU'RE NOT
ON MY MIND *
1095
00:50:50,315 --> 00:50:52,883
* IF YOU WONDER *
1096
00:50:52,950 --> 00:50:56,421
* WHEN I THINK OF YOU *
1097
00:50:56,487 --> 00:51:00,591
* WELL, JUST LET ME
PUT IT THIS WAY *
1098
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:04,129
* EVERY MINUTE *
1099
00:51:06,131 --> 00:51:08,233
BEN HOGAN.
NOW, WHO'S HE?
1100
00:51:08,299 --> 00:51:10,501
I FIND HIM
MILDLY ATTRACTIVE
1101
00:51:10,568 --> 00:51:12,703
WHEN HE'S OBNOXIOUS
AND ARROGANT
LIKE THIS.
1102
00:51:12,770 --> 00:51:14,004
WELL, GOOD.
1103
00:51:14,071 --> 00:51:16,774
THAT'S HIS BEST SIDE.
1104
00:51:16,841 --> 00:51:20,945
* EVERY HOUR *
1105
00:51:21,011 --> 00:51:23,314
* EVERY DAY *
1106
00:51:23,381 --> 00:51:26,317
THESE GUYS BUGGING YOU,
BOSS? I CAN SHUT 'EM UP.
1107
00:51:26,384 --> 00:51:27,785
THE WAY I'M
SWINGING TODAY,
1108
00:51:27,852 --> 00:51:31,822
NOTHING BUGS ME EXCEPT
INSUFFICIENT APPLAUSE.
1109
00:51:31,889 --> 00:51:33,391
GIVE ME THE LUMBER.
1110
00:51:33,458 --> 00:51:36,927
I THINK YOU WANNA HIT
THE 2-IRON, BOSS.
1111
00:51:36,994 --> 00:51:38,663
I SAID
I WANT THE BIG DOG.
1112
00:51:38,729 --> 00:51:42,133
YOU GOT A TIGHT PAR-5 HERE
WITH OUT OF BOUNDS
ON THE LEFT.
1113
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:44,535
I DON'T THINK YOU WANNA
HIT THE DRIVER. THE 2-IRON
SEEMS LIKE THE DEAL.
1114
00:51:44,602 --> 00:51:47,872
I'M NOT GOIN'
LEFT OF THOSE TREES
OR RIGHT OF THOSE TREES.
1115
00:51:47,938 --> 00:51:49,874
I'M GOIN'
OVER THOSE TREES...
1116
00:51:49,940 --> 00:51:51,509
WITH A LITTLE DRAW.
1117
00:51:51,576 --> 00:51:52,877
YEAH.
1118
00:51:52,943 --> 00:51:54,044
THAT WAY,
I GET HOME IN 2.
1119
00:51:54,111 --> 00:51:55,580
THAT WAY, I'M PUTTIN'
FOR EAGLE. NOW...
1120
00:51:55,646 --> 00:51:58,649
YOU DON'T
NEED AN EAGLE
TO QUALIFY.
1121
00:51:58,716 --> 00:52:00,718
YOU NEED TO PRACTICE
PLAYIN' IT SAFE.
1122
00:52:00,785 --> 00:52:05,290
QUALIFY? I WANT
THE COURSE RECORD.
NOW GIVE ME THE LUMBER.
1123
00:52:06,757 --> 00:52:10,461
YOU'RE NOT GONNA
LISTEN TO ME, ARE YOU?
1124
00:52:10,528 --> 00:52:13,498
EVEN WHEN I'M TRYIN'
TO HELP YOU, MAN.
1125
00:52:13,564 --> 00:52:16,234
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS,
WHAT, DO YOU THINK
I'M FULL OF SHIT?
1126
00:52:16,301 --> 00:52:17,935
I THINK I'M GONNA GET
PENALIZED FOR SLOW PLAY.
1127
00:52:18,002 --> 00:52:19,304
NOW GIVE ME
THE FUCKIN' DRIVER.
1128
00:52:19,370 --> 00:52:23,341
MAN, YOU'RE A HEAD CASE.
YOU ALWAYS HAVE BEEN,
AND YOU ALWAYS WILL BE.
1129
00:52:23,408 --> 00:52:24,575
LET'S ASK
THE HEAD DOCTOR.
1130
00:52:24,642 --> 00:52:27,077
DR. GRISWOLD?
DR. GRISWOLD.
1131
00:52:27,144 --> 00:52:29,314
YES?
1132
00:52:29,380 --> 00:52:31,782
SHOULD I HIT
THE BIG DOG OR THE 2?
1133
00:52:31,849 --> 00:52:35,920
SOLICITING
SHOT SELECTION ADVICE
IS A 2-STROKE PENALTY.
1134
00:52:35,986 --> 00:52:37,355
TRUST YOUR FEELINGS.
1135
00:52:37,422 --> 00:52:40,124
HA! GIVE ME THE DRIVER
AND SHUT UP.
1136
00:52:40,191 --> 00:52:41,626
[SNAPS FINGERS]
1137
00:52:43,328 --> 00:52:46,364
WANT THE DRIVER? FINE.
1138
00:52:46,431 --> 00:52:49,834
HERE, HIT THE DRIVER,
TIN CUP.
1139
00:52:54,939 --> 00:52:58,576
WELL, I'VE CHANGED MY MIND.
GIVE ME THE 3-WOOD.
1140
00:52:58,643 --> 00:53:01,279
YOU CAN'T
THROW THAT DOGLEG
WITH A 3-WOOD, MAN.
1141
00:53:01,346 --> 00:53:03,180
YOU WANNA BET?
1142
00:53:04,882 --> 00:53:06,817
FINE. TAKE THE 3-WOOD.
1143
00:53:06,884 --> 00:53:11,522
TAKE IT AND SHOW ME
WHAT A GOLF PRO DOES,
MAN.
1144
00:53:15,826 --> 00:53:20,631
GUESS I'M GOIN'
WITH THE SAFE SHOT,
BOYS.
1145
00:53:20,698 --> 00:53:24,435
BUT, YOU KNOW,
SOMETIMES I FAN THAT 2.
1146
00:53:24,502 --> 00:53:28,138
YOU BETTER
GIVE ME THE 3.
1147
00:53:28,205 --> 00:53:30,275
IS THIS NORMAL BEHAVIOR
FOR HIM?
1148
00:53:30,341 --> 00:53:31,576
THE WORD
"NORMAL" AND HIM
1149
00:53:31,642 --> 00:53:33,878
DON'T OFTEN COLLIDE
IN THE SAME SENTENCE.
1150
00:53:36,113 --> 00:53:39,450
AND SOMETIMES
I CATCH THAT 3
A LITTLE THIN, TOO.
1151
00:53:39,517 --> 00:53:43,254
AND I'VE HIT FLIERS
WITH THE 4.
1152
00:53:43,321 --> 00:53:45,723
HIT THE DAMN BALL, ROY.
1153
00:53:45,790 --> 00:53:49,193
I'VE HOOKED MY 5.
I'VE SHANKED THE 6.
1154
00:53:49,260 --> 00:53:51,896
SKULLED THE 8.
FATTED THE 9.
1155
00:53:51,962 --> 00:53:53,964
CHILI-DIPPED THE WEDGE.
1156
00:53:54,031 --> 00:53:56,033
AND I'VE BLADED
THE SAND.
1157
00:53:56,100 --> 00:53:57,335
PUTTER?
1158
00:53:57,402 --> 00:54:01,472
YEAH. THERE IS
OLD MR. 3-WIGGLE,
ISN'T THERE?
1159
00:54:05,576 --> 00:54:08,178
BUT THEN THERE'S
THE 7-IRON.
1160
00:54:08,245 --> 00:54:11,015
I NEVER MISS
WITH THE 7-IRON.
1161
00:54:15,986 --> 00:54:18,889
IT'S THE ONLY
TRULY SAFE CLUB
IN MY BAG.
1162
00:54:18,956 --> 00:54:23,394
WELL, THE BAG'S
LIGHTER, ROMEO.
YOU HAPPY?
1163
00:54:23,461 --> 00:54:25,663
NO, I'M NOT HAPPY, MAN.
1164
00:54:25,730 --> 00:54:28,766
I'M TIRED...
1165
00:54:28,833 --> 00:54:31,068
AND MY LIFE'S TOO SHORT
TO SIT THERE WATCH YOU
BLOW UP ALL--
1166
00:54:31,135 --> 00:54:33,338
'CAUSE I DONE IT
TOO MANY TIMES.
1167
00:54:33,404 --> 00:54:35,406
WHAT, ARE YOU QUITTIN'?
1168
00:54:35,473 --> 00:54:38,676
HUH. GOD...DAMN.
1169
00:54:38,743 --> 00:54:42,046
FIRST SIGN OF ADVERSITY,
AND YOU'RE QUITTIN'?
1170
00:54:42,112 --> 00:54:44,148
GOD. FIRST TIME
YOU HAVE A CHANCE
1171
00:54:44,214 --> 00:54:45,816
TO QUALIFY
FOR THE OPEN.
1172
00:54:45,883 --> 00:54:49,787
JESUS, WHAT THE HELL
IS WRONG WITH YOU?
1173
00:54:49,854 --> 00:54:50,621
ANYBODY WANNA BET ME
1174
00:54:50,688 --> 00:54:54,024
I CAN'T PAR IN
WITH A 7-IRON? HUH?
1175
00:54:54,091 --> 00:54:55,460
UH-UH.
UH-UH.
1176
00:54:55,526 --> 00:54:57,194
COME ON, ANYBODY?
1177
00:54:57,261 --> 00:54:59,630
Man: NO, SIR. NO WAY.
1178
00:55:00,465 --> 00:55:03,401
DOC, TAKE THE BET.
1179
00:55:03,468 --> 00:55:05,636
ROY, JUST SHUT UP
AND HIT THE BALL.
1180
00:55:11,776 --> 00:55:13,511
OK.
1181
00:55:27,992 --> 00:55:29,527
Clint:
YOU THE MAN, CUP.
1182
00:55:32,563 --> 00:55:34,331
* IT'S PRIDE AGAINST MONEY *
1183
00:55:36,066 --> 00:55:38,636
* LOVE AGAINST PRIDE *
1184
00:55:38,703 --> 00:55:41,772
* DRIVIN' ALL THE DEMONS *
1185
00:55:41,839 --> 00:55:44,675
* THAT I BEEN
KEEPIN' INSIDE *
1186
00:55:44,742 --> 00:55:47,678
* I ALWAYS
GO FOR THE LONG SHOT *
1187
00:55:47,745 --> 00:55:50,848
* I NEVER HESITATE *
1188
00:55:50,915 --> 00:55:53,684
* WHEN I WAVE
TO THE FOUR WINDS *
1189
00:55:53,751 --> 00:55:57,221
* I STICK A FINGER
AT FATE *
1190
00:55:57,287 --> 00:56:00,925
* IT'S JUST
A CHARACTER FLAW *
1191
00:56:00,991 --> 00:56:03,628
* NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAW,
IT DON'T MATTER AT ALL *
1192
00:56:03,694 --> 00:56:06,664
* IT'S JUST
A CHARACTER FLAW *
1193
00:56:06,731 --> 00:56:10,167
* IT AIN'T AGAINST THE LAW,
IT DON'T MATTER AT ALL *
1194
00:56:10,234 --> 00:56:12,302
* IT'S JUST
A CHARACTER FLAW *
1195
00:56:12,369 --> 00:56:13,538
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
1196
00:56:13,604 --> 00:56:15,473
THANK YOU, BOYS.
1197
00:56:15,540 --> 00:56:16,807
Man: YOU SURVIVED?
1198
00:56:16,874 --> 00:56:18,409
WHOO!
1199
00:56:18,476 --> 00:56:19,644
Waitress: ¿CERVEZAS?
1200
00:56:19,710 --> 00:56:21,311
Roy: SÃ, CERVEZAS.
1201
00:56:21,378 --> 00:56:22,713
WHAT DO YOU THINK
MY BEST SHOT WAS?
1202
00:56:22,780 --> 00:56:24,248
WAS IT THE 7-IRON
ON 12?
1203
00:56:24,314 --> 00:56:25,650
Earl: PRETTY GOOD ONE.
1204
00:56:25,716 --> 00:56:27,351
OR WAS IT
THE 7-IRON ON 14?
1205
00:56:27,418 --> 00:56:28,853
Curt: NAH,
THAT WAS BETTER.
1206
00:56:28,919 --> 00:56:30,521
WHAT ABOUT THAT
BUNKER SHOT ON 18,
1207
00:56:30,588 --> 00:56:33,458
WHICH,
TO MY RECOLLECTION,
WAS A 7-IRON?
1208
00:56:33,524 --> 00:56:34,692
Dewey: YES, IT WAS.
1209
00:56:34,759 --> 00:56:37,161
Curt: THEY ALL WERE GOOD.
1210
00:56:37,227 --> 00:56:39,129
Clint: YOU'RE
DEFINITELY THE MAN.
1211
00:56:39,196 --> 00:56:41,732
- HEY, DOC. DOC.
- HMM?
1212
00:56:41,799 --> 00:56:43,568
HOW'D I DO?
1213
00:56:43,634 --> 00:56:45,570
WELL, YOU FAILED
MISERABLY, ROY.
1214
00:56:45,636 --> 00:56:47,472
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKIN' ABOUT? I--
1215
00:56:47,538 --> 00:56:49,406
DID I NOT QUALIFY
FOR THE SECTIONALS?
1216
00:56:49,474 --> 00:56:52,943
I BELIEVE I DID,
WITH A 7-IRON,
I RECALL.
1217
00:56:53,010 --> 00:56:57,548
LOOK, YOUR JOB
ISN'T JUST TO QUALIFY
FOR THE OPEN.
1218
00:56:57,615 --> 00:57:00,451
IT'S TO PREPARE
FOR THE OPEN.
1219
00:57:00,518 --> 00:57:02,720
MY JOB IS TO HELP YOU
PREPARE.
1220
00:57:02,787 --> 00:57:03,688
THANK YOU.
1221
00:57:03,754 --> 00:57:06,190
NOW, YOU SAID
TRUST MY FEELINGS.
I DID.
1222
00:57:06,256 --> 00:57:10,127
WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU FELT LIKE BREAKIN'
ALL THE CLUBS IN YOUR BAG
1223
00:57:10,194 --> 00:57:12,463
AND GETTING IN
A PISSING CONTEST
WITH YOUR CADDY,
1224
00:57:12,530 --> 00:57:13,698
WHO, INCIDENTALLY, QUIT.
1225
00:57:13,764 --> 00:57:15,332
WELL, HE ALWAYS QUITS.
1226
00:57:15,399 --> 00:57:17,434
Earl: HE OUGHT TO BE HERE.
1227
00:57:17,502 --> 00:57:19,003
TO THE QUITTER.
1228
00:57:19,069 --> 00:57:20,137
TO ROME.
1229
00:57:20,204 --> 00:57:22,072
ROMEO. ROMEO.
1230
00:57:22,139 --> 00:57:23,508
YEAH,
THE LITTLE QUITTER.
1231
00:57:23,574 --> 00:57:25,710
NONETHELESS, NONETHELESS...
1232
00:57:25,776 --> 00:57:29,714
FROM THE MENTAL ASPECT,
WHICH IS MY DOMAIN,
1233
00:57:29,780 --> 00:57:30,848
YOU'VE REGRESSED, ROY...
1234
00:57:30,915 --> 00:57:32,116
OH.
1235
00:57:32,182 --> 00:57:34,519
AND ARE FUMBLING
SOMEWHERE BETWEEN
DELUSION AND DENIAL.
1236
00:57:34,585 --> 00:57:36,120
REGRESSION.
DELUSION. DENIAL.
1237
00:57:36,186 --> 00:57:39,189
WHY YOU GOTTA USE ALL
THE PSYCHOLOGICAL
LANGUAGE FOR?
1238
00:57:39,256 --> 00:57:41,992
HAVIN' A BAD DAY, ROY?
1239
00:57:43,861 --> 00:57:44,962
NO.
1240
00:57:45,029 --> 00:57:45,996
Molly:
HI, HONEY.
1241
00:57:46,063 --> 00:57:47,698
HI, DARLIN'.
1242
00:57:49,333 --> 00:57:50,367
SHOT A 65.
1243
00:57:50,434 --> 00:57:54,238
PARRED THE BACKSIDE
WITH A 7-IRON.
1244
00:57:54,304 --> 00:57:55,840
WHY?
1245
00:57:55,906 --> 00:57:59,009
YEAH, THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT.
THAT'S THE QUESTION. WHY?
1246
00:57:59,076 --> 00:58:01,746
BECAUSE HE BROKE
ALL OF HIS OTHER CLUBS.
1247
00:58:01,812 --> 00:58:03,313
SNAPPED 'EM
RIGHT IN TWO.
1248
00:58:03,380 --> 00:58:05,382
JESUS, ROY.
1249
00:58:05,449 --> 00:58:10,154
I DIDN'T
BREAK 'EM ALL.
ROMEO BROKE 2.
1250
00:58:10,220 --> 00:58:13,958
LISTEN,
I'M ON YOUR SIDE HERE.
WE GO WAY BACK, PARTNER,
1251
00:58:14,024 --> 00:58:16,927
AND I REALLY HOPE YOU
QUALIFY FOR THE OPEN,
BUT IF YOU DO...
1252
00:58:16,994 --> 00:58:19,630
YOU BETTER PLAY WITH
SOME KIND OF CONTROL,
SON,
1253
00:58:19,697 --> 00:58:21,999
OR YOU'LL GET
SLAUGHTERED OUT THERE.
1254
00:58:22,066 --> 00:58:25,402
HELL, GOOD PLAYERS
SHOOT AN 82 IN THE OPEN.
1255
00:58:25,469 --> 00:58:30,040
YOU SEE, ROY, IT MEANS
YOU JUST CAN'T ALWAYS
GO FOR IT.
1256
00:58:30,107 --> 00:58:34,579
I SWEAR TO GOD,
DOC, THIS GUY IS NOT
WHO YOU THINK HE IS.
1257
00:58:34,645 --> 00:58:36,914
IT'S A WELL-KNOWN FACT.
IF A CAMERA'S NOT ON HIM,
1258
00:58:36,981 --> 00:58:39,216
HE TREATS OLD PEOPLE
AND CHILDREN LIKE DIRT.
1259
00:58:39,283 --> 00:58:40,384
AND DOGS.
1260
00:58:40,450 --> 00:58:42,119
JEEZ...
1261
00:58:42,186 --> 00:58:43,854
YEAH,
DON'T FORGET DOGS.
1262
00:58:43,921 --> 00:58:48,225
OK. OK, GUYS.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE BETTER GO, DAVID.
1263
00:58:48,292 --> 00:58:49,960
YEAH, I GUESS SO.
1264
00:58:50,027 --> 00:58:53,698
YOU EVER SHOOT PAR
WITH A 7-IRON?
1265
00:58:56,366 --> 00:58:58,368
WHY, HELL, ROY, IT...
1266
00:58:58,435 --> 00:59:01,872
NEVER EVEN OCCURRED
TO ME TO TRY.
1267
00:59:01,939 --> 00:59:03,908
WELL,
I BET YOU $1,000
AGAINST MY CAR
1268
00:59:03,974 --> 00:59:07,812
THAT I CAN BEAT YOU
IN ANY GAME--
1269
00:59:07,878 --> 00:59:11,448
ANY GAME--
YOU NAME IT,
WITH A GOLF CLUB.
1270
00:59:11,515 --> 00:59:13,818
COME ON, ROY,
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
1271
00:59:13,884 --> 00:59:14,919
WHAT,
ARE YA CHICKEN?
1272
00:59:14,985 --> 00:59:17,622
Regulars: BAWK BAWK BAWK.
BAWK BAWK BAWK.
1273
00:59:17,688 --> 00:59:20,457
BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK.
1274
00:59:20,524 --> 00:59:23,527
WHAT, ARE YOU
GONNA LAY UP
1275
00:59:23,594 --> 00:59:25,395
THE WAY YOU DID
IN THE MASTERS
LAST YEAR?
1276
00:59:25,462 --> 00:59:27,632
Regulars: OOH!
1277
00:59:34,872 --> 00:59:36,240
ANY GAME, I NAME IT?
1278
00:59:36,306 --> 00:59:37,541
Molly:
OH, DAVID, COME ON.
1279
00:59:37,608 --> 00:59:41,245
NO, IT'S OK. I'M JUST
GONNA TEACH OLD ROY HERE
A LITTLE LESSON.
1280
00:59:41,311 --> 00:59:44,882
WHY DO MEN INSIST ON
MEASURING THEIR DICKS?
1281
00:59:48,919 --> 00:59:51,355
ALL RIGHT,
LET'S MEASURE.
1282
00:59:51,421 --> 00:59:53,357
FINE. LET'S MEASURE.
1283
00:59:53,423 --> 00:59:56,526
OH, ROY, FOR GOD'S SAKES,
I WASN'T BEING LITERAL.
1284
00:59:56,593 --> 00:59:57,995
OH, DAVID,
COME ON, LET'S GO.
1285
00:59:58,062 --> 01:00:00,798
WAIT, MOLLY,
I GOT THIS ONE.
1286
01:00:00,865 --> 01:00:05,135
WE'LL JUST CALL THIS PART
OF ROY'S MENTAL PREPARATION
FOR THE U.S. OPEN,
1287
01:00:05,202 --> 01:00:09,073
WHERE THE ROUGH IS DEEP
AND THE GREENS ARE SLICK
AND NERVES ARE SHATTERED.
1288
01:00:09,139 --> 01:00:10,440
I'LL TAKE THE BET.
1289
01:00:10,507 --> 01:00:11,408
Molly:
OH, JESUS.
1290
01:00:11,475 --> 01:00:12,743
YES!
YES.
1291
01:00:12,810 --> 01:00:14,979
Roy: ALL RIGHT!
1292
01:00:15,045 --> 01:00:17,815
WHAT'S THE--
WHAT'S THE GAME?
1293
01:00:17,882 --> 01:00:20,785
YOUR 7-IRON, ROY.
1294
01:00:20,851 --> 01:00:23,287
ONE SWING EACH,
1295
01:00:23,353 --> 01:00:25,322
WHOEVER HITS IT
THE LONGEST.
1296
01:00:25,389 --> 01:00:27,792
THAT'S A LOCK.
1297
01:00:27,858 --> 01:00:30,995
I HIT THE 7-IRON
LIKE JOHN DALY
HITS THE 3.
1298
01:00:31,061 --> 01:00:33,563
WINNER, WINNER,
CHICKEN DINNER!
1299
01:00:33,630 --> 01:00:35,933
WHO'LL TAKE
MY BEER? CURT?
1300
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:37,167
THANK YOU.
1301
01:00:38,268 --> 01:00:39,469
RIGHT HERE OK?
1302
01:00:39,536 --> 01:00:40,871
FINE WITH ME.
1303
01:00:40,938 --> 01:00:44,675
YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS
ARE REALLY BEING CHILDISH.
1304
01:00:44,742 --> 01:00:45,910
LEAVE THIS ONE TO ME,
DARLIN'.
1305
01:00:45,976 --> 01:00:48,045
I KNOW WHAT
I'M DOIN', TOO.
1306
01:00:48,112 --> 01:00:51,048
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'LL SEE YOU BOTH
IN THE BAR.
1307
01:00:51,115 --> 01:00:52,216
BYE.
1308
01:00:56,653 --> 01:00:58,122
DOLLAR BILLS.
1309
01:01:01,258 --> 01:01:03,761
YAY!
WHOO!
YES!
1310
01:01:03,828 --> 01:01:05,796
Clint:
HEY, THEM SIGNS
1311
01:01:05,863 --> 01:01:07,164
ARE AT LEAST
30 YARDS FURTHER.
1312
01:01:07,231 --> 01:01:09,666
HEY, EARL, THAT BALL
MUST'VE GONE 220.
1313
01:01:09,734 --> 01:01:12,402
NAH, 227.
1314
01:01:12,469 --> 01:01:14,604
TOED HER A BIT,
BUT IT'LL DO.
1315
01:01:14,671 --> 01:01:18,375
GO AHEAD.
TAKE YOUR TIME.
LIMBER UP.
1316
01:01:18,442 --> 01:01:19,844
FINE WITH ME.
1317
01:01:20,978 --> 01:01:24,849
NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
I DON'T NEED TO.
1318
01:01:24,915 --> 01:01:26,416
WELL, UH,
TAKE YOUR JACKET OFF.
1319
01:01:26,483 --> 01:01:28,485
NO. NO, I'M FINE.
1320
01:01:28,552 --> 01:01:31,021
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO MUSCLE UP, BIG GUY,
TO GET IT OUT THERE.
1321
01:01:31,088 --> 01:01:34,291
GOTTA GIVE IT THE OLD...
STEROID JERK.
1322
01:01:37,661 --> 01:01:38,863
YEAH.
1323
01:01:41,231 --> 01:01:43,934
Earl: WHAT THE HELL'S
HE DOIN'?
1324
01:02:02,086 --> 01:02:03,587
HMM...
1325
01:02:03,653 --> 01:02:08,425
Dewey: SHIT, HE HIT IT
DOWN THE FUCKIN' ROAD,
DIDN'T HE?
1326
01:02:08,492 --> 01:02:10,427
STILL GOIN'.
1327
01:02:20,137 --> 01:02:24,008
UH, YOU THE MAN, ROY.
YOU THE MAN.
1328
01:02:24,074 --> 01:02:27,878
OH, YEAH. YOU ARE
DEFINITELY THE MAN.
1329
01:02:27,945 --> 01:02:29,914
SO LONG, BUCKO.
1330
01:02:29,980 --> 01:02:33,918
Clint: THE MAN
NEEDS A RIDE HOME.
1331
01:02:38,722 --> 01:02:41,191
Earl: I ALWAYS
LIKED THAT CAR.
1332
01:02:45,863 --> 01:02:48,165
* IT'S EARLY
SUNDAY MORNIN' *
1333
01:02:48,232 --> 01:02:50,600
* THE SUN IS COMING UP *
1334
01:02:50,667 --> 01:02:53,003
* I'M ON THE TEE AT 7:00 *
1335
01:02:53,070 --> 01:02:54,872
* I'M HERE
TO TRY MY LUCK *
1336
01:02:54,939 --> 01:02:57,041
* THEY SAY THIS GAME'S
A TOUGH ONE *
1337
01:02:57,107 --> 01:02:59,343
* BUT I'LL GIVE IT
MY BEST SHOT... *
1338
01:02:59,409 --> 01:03:03,413
GOD, I WISH ROMEO WERE HERE.
I'M NOT CUT OUT FOR THIS SHIT.
1339
01:03:03,480 --> 01:03:06,483
I'M AN OBSERVER BY NATURE.
I'M A SPECTATOR.
1340
01:03:06,550 --> 01:03:07,551
EARL, SHUT UP.
OK.
1341
01:03:07,617 --> 01:03:09,319
GIVE ME THE BIG DOG.
1342
01:03:09,386 --> 01:03:10,654
BIG DOG.
1343
01:03:10,720 --> 01:03:13,891
I THOUGHT THAT WAS
THE FUCKING BIG DOG.
1344
01:03:13,958 --> 01:03:16,126
* HELP ME
KEEP MY HEAD DOWN *
1345
01:03:16,193 --> 01:03:19,029
* SAVE ME FROM THOSE
DOUBLE BOGEY BLUES *
1346
01:03:29,539 --> 01:03:31,976
[COUGHS]
1347
01:03:32,042 --> 01:03:34,211
* FIRST, I PULLED OUT
MY DRIVER *
1348
01:03:34,278 --> 01:03:36,881
* I CHECKED
MY STANCE AND GRIP *
1349
01:03:36,947 --> 01:03:38,849
* I'M TRYIN' TO REMEMBER *
1350
01:03:38,916 --> 01:03:41,018
* EVERY SINGLE
NICKLAUS TIP *
1351
01:03:41,085 --> 01:03:43,954
* STRAIGHTEN
THAT LEFT ELBOW... *
1352
01:03:44,021 --> 01:03:45,722
HERE, WHY DON'T YOU
LET ME CARRY IT?
1353
01:03:45,789 --> 01:03:47,024
NO.
1354
01:03:47,091 --> 01:03:48,258
* KEEP YOUR HEAD
BEHIND THE BALL *
1355
01:03:48,325 --> 01:03:50,360
* AND LOOK OUT
FOR THOSE TREES *
1356
01:03:50,427 --> 01:03:51,929
* OH, LORD... *
1357
01:03:53,964 --> 01:03:56,800
[WHEEZING]
1358
01:03:56,867 --> 01:03:58,235
YOU ALL RIGHT?
1359
01:03:58,302 --> 01:03:59,169
AW, SHIT.
1360
01:03:59,236 --> 01:04:02,372
HERE,
GIVE ME THE BAG.
1361
01:04:02,439 --> 01:04:03,874
NAH.
1362
01:04:03,941 --> 01:04:05,309
ALL RIGHT.
1363
01:04:05,375 --> 01:04:06,911
[COUGHS]
1364
01:04:06,977 --> 01:04:10,948
DEWEY, TAKE HIM IN.
1365
01:04:17,721 --> 01:04:19,656
COME ON,
LIKE A MILLION OTHERS
1366
01:04:19,723 --> 01:04:21,791
YOU MADE IN YOUR LIFE,
ROY.
1367
01:04:21,858 --> 01:04:24,494
JUST SEE IT GOIN' IN.
1368
01:04:24,561 --> 01:04:27,031
JUST FEEL IT.
1369
01:04:27,097 --> 01:04:30,167
RIGHT IN
THE BACK OF THE JAR.
1370
01:04:36,941 --> 01:04:38,675
* WELL, I STARTED OUT
WITH 3 BALLS *
1371
01:04:38,742 --> 01:04:41,178
* NOW 2 OF THEM ARE LOST *
1372
01:04:41,245 --> 01:04:43,647
* GOT 200 YARDS OF WATER *
1373
01:04:43,713 --> 01:04:46,850
* THAT I GOT TO GET ACROSS *
1374
01:04:46,917 --> 01:04:48,152
* DID I HEAR
SOMEBODY TALKIN' *
1375
01:04:48,218 --> 01:04:50,120
* 'BOUT A $40 BET? *
1376
01:04:50,187 --> 01:04:52,856
* I GOT 30 IN MY POCKET *
1377
01:04:52,923 --> 01:04:55,059
* BUT I WON'T LET 'EM
SEE ME SWEAT *
1378
01:04:55,125 --> 01:04:56,326
* OH, LORD *
1379
01:04:56,393 --> 01:04:58,695
HA HA HA HA HA.
1380
01:04:58,762 --> 01:05:02,499
* I CAN'T AFFORD TO LOSE *
1381
01:05:03,733 --> 01:05:07,037
* YOU KNOW I'LL BE
IN CHURCH NEXT SUNDAY *
1382
01:05:07,104 --> 01:05:11,041
* JUST SAVE ME FROM THOSE
DOUBLE BOGEY BLUES *
1383
01:05:15,612 --> 01:05:17,181
ROMES,
YOU COME BACK.
1384
01:05:17,247 --> 01:05:20,017
MAN, YOU SHOULD'VE
BEEN THERE.
1385
01:05:20,084 --> 01:05:22,786
I DRAINED
A 30-FOOT SNAKE
TO QUALIFY.
1386
01:05:22,852 --> 01:05:24,821
EARL GIVES ME
THIS STRAIGHT READ.
1387
01:05:24,888 --> 01:05:27,391
THING BREAKS
HALF A DOZEN TIMES.
1388
01:05:27,457 --> 01:05:31,428
HA HA HA.
AH, MISSED YA, PODS.
I MISSED YA.
1389
01:05:32,529 --> 01:05:36,133
OK, DON'T TALK TO ME,
BUT YOU'RE STILL MY GUY.
1390
01:05:38,602 --> 01:05:40,837
LOOK, IT'S A LITTLE LATE
TO BE PISSED OFF.
1391
01:05:40,904 --> 01:05:44,674
WE'RE IN THE OPEN,
YOU AND ME.
1392
01:05:46,343 --> 01:05:48,345
ALL RIGHT, FINE,
BE LIKE THAT.
1393
01:05:48,412 --> 01:05:50,814
SAY, HAS MOLLY
BEEN AROUND?
1394
01:05:50,880 --> 01:05:54,518
YOU KNOW WHAT? NEITHER HER
NOR ME NOR THE GOD OF GOLF
HIMSELF
1395
01:05:54,584 --> 01:05:56,886
IS GONNA KEEP YOU
FROM BLOWIN' UP
IN THE OPEN.
1396
01:05:56,953 --> 01:05:58,855
I MADE IT THIS FAR,
DIDN'T I?
1397
01:05:58,922 --> 01:06:00,157
DIDN'T I? DIDN'T I?
1398
01:06:00,224 --> 01:06:03,760
ALL I GOTTA DO
IS HOLD IT TOGETHER
FOR 72 MORE HOLES.
1399
01:06:03,827 --> 01:06:06,030
THERE'S A LOT
OF TRIPLE BOGEYS
WAITING OUT THERE
1400
01:06:06,096 --> 01:06:07,197
TO GRAB
YOUR SKINNY WHITE ASS.
1401
01:06:07,264 --> 01:06:10,234
ARE YOU COMPLAININ' AGAIN?
IS THAT WHAT I HEAR?
1402
01:06:10,300 --> 01:06:11,168
SHUT UP.
1403
01:06:11,235 --> 01:06:14,171
AHA, YOU'RE BACK,
WHININ' AND BITCHIN',
1404
01:06:14,238 --> 01:06:17,641
PISSIN' AND MOANIN'.
YOU'RE BACK! HUH?
YOU'RE MY MAN.
1405
01:06:17,707 --> 01:06:20,777
YOU DIDN'T FALL IN LOVE
WITH EARL TO BE YOUR CADDY?
1406
01:06:20,844 --> 01:06:22,079
OH, EARL.
1407
01:06:22,146 --> 01:06:24,214
HE'S A WHEEZIN'
HEART ATTACK
WAITIN' TO HAPPEN.
1408
01:06:24,281 --> 01:06:26,450
COST ME
3 STROKES A SIDE.
1409
01:06:26,516 --> 01:06:30,020
HELL, I HAD TO CARRY THE BAG
THE LAST 4 HOLES.
1410
01:06:33,690 --> 01:06:38,628
LOOK, I LOVE OLD EARL,
OK, BUT I NEED YOU.
1411
01:06:38,695 --> 01:06:41,265
YOU DON'T LOVE ME?
1412
01:06:41,331 --> 01:06:46,536
WELL, YEAH. YEAH,
I LOVE YOU, TOO,
GOD DAMN IT.
1413
01:06:46,603 --> 01:06:48,572
WELL, AS MUCH AS EARL?
1414
01:06:48,638 --> 01:06:51,941
I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN...
WHEN I WAS WITH EARL,
1415
01:06:52,008 --> 01:06:53,810
I WAS THINKIN' OF YOU.
1416
01:06:53,877 --> 01:06:56,046
YES, UH...
1417
01:06:57,847 --> 01:06:59,849
AS MUCH AS EARL.
1418
01:06:59,916 --> 01:07:02,452
MORE THAN EARL.
1419
01:07:02,519 --> 01:07:04,488
MORE THAN EARL.
1420
01:07:05,855 --> 01:07:07,157
AM I SPECIAL?
1421
01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:12,596
WELL, IF YOU CAN REMOVE
THE SEXUAL OVERTONES
1422
01:07:12,662 --> 01:07:15,532
IN THAT, UH, GOLF THEME,
THEN, ROMEO...
1423
01:07:15,599 --> 01:07:17,401
I AM YOUR JULIET.
1424
01:07:21,205 --> 01:07:23,807
IN THAT CASE, JULIETA...
1425
01:07:25,209 --> 01:07:26,576
I AM YOUR CADDY
ONE MORE TIME.
1426
01:07:35,219 --> 01:07:37,687
SO NOBODY'S HEARD
FROM MOLLY, HUH?
1427
01:07:37,754 --> 01:07:39,256
YOU GOT IT BAD, HUH?
1428
01:07:39,323 --> 01:07:42,126
SOMETHIN' ABOUT THAT CHICK.
1429
01:07:42,192 --> 01:07:43,827
SOMETHIN' ABOUT THAT CHICK.
1430
01:07:47,164 --> 01:07:48,998
LITTLE CHILI-DIPPER
THERE.
1431
01:07:49,065 --> 01:07:52,302
HEY, BE SURE
TO DO THAT IN THE OPEN.
IT REALLY IMPRESSES 'EM.
1432
01:08:00,610 --> 01:08:01,678
ROME...
1433
01:08:01,745 --> 01:08:03,012
YEAH, I'M WATCHIN'.
1434
01:08:03,079 --> 01:08:05,449
THAT AIN'T
NO CHILI-DIPPER.
1435
01:08:05,515 --> 01:08:07,951
LOOKS LIKE
YOU GOT EL HOSEL.
THE LATERALS.
1436
01:08:08,017 --> 01:08:09,319
YOU KNOW, THE "S" WORD?
1437
01:08:09,386 --> 01:08:10,820
WHAT AM I DOIN' WRONG?
1438
01:08:10,887 --> 01:08:13,857
I DON'T KNOW. THE SHANKS
ARE LIKE A VIRUS.
THEY JUST SHOW UP.
1439
01:08:13,923 --> 01:08:15,792
NOBODY CAN FIGURE 'EM OUT.
1440
01:08:22,866 --> 01:08:24,067
ROMES...
1441
01:08:24,134 --> 01:08:25,135
YEAH.
1442
01:08:25,202 --> 01:08:27,237
SOMETHING'S
TERRIBLY WRONG.
1443
01:08:27,304 --> 01:08:29,806
ROME,
SOMETHIN'S WRONG.
1444
01:08:29,873 --> 01:08:31,074
THAT'S OK.
1445
01:08:31,141 --> 01:08:34,244
WELL? WELL,
WHAT'S YOUR GUESS?
1446
01:08:34,311 --> 01:08:36,246
IT'S GOTTA BE
THE WOMAN.
1447
01:08:36,313 --> 01:08:38,148
I THOUGHT YOU SAID
IT WAS A VIRUS.
1448
01:08:38,215 --> 01:08:41,318
WELL, A WOMAN CAN HAVE
THE SAME EFFECT.
1449
01:08:41,385 --> 01:08:43,987
WHAT, UH,
WHAT DO I DO?
1450
01:08:44,053 --> 01:08:48,192
UM...
JUST KEEP SWINGIN'.
1451
01:08:48,258 --> 01:08:51,195
GO ON. YOU'RE FINE.
1452
01:08:59,035 --> 01:09:01,405
DON'T SAY A FUCKIN' WORD.
1453
01:09:06,976 --> 01:09:09,779
UM, I'M INSIDE
IF YOU NEED ME.
1454
01:09:20,857 --> 01:09:22,892
JUST WORK IT OUT.
1455
01:09:56,059 --> 01:09:57,227
[KNOCK KNOCK
KNOCK KNOCK]
1456
01:09:57,294 --> 01:10:00,530
HELLO?
IS ANYBODY HOME?
1457
01:10:06,903 --> 01:10:09,973
MY GOD...ROY.
1458
01:10:10,039 --> 01:10:12,376
DR. GRISWOLD.
HA HA HA.
1459
01:10:12,442 --> 01:10:16,212
THE THERAPIST LAUGHS
AT THE PATIENT?
1460
01:10:16,280 --> 01:10:18,282
HUH? IS THAT
HOW IT WORKS?
1461
01:10:18,348 --> 01:10:19,883
IS THAT HOW
IT WORKS?
1462
01:10:19,949 --> 01:10:21,385
NO.
1463
01:10:21,451 --> 01:10:22,419
MAN'S LAID BARE
BEFORE GOD,
1464
01:10:22,486 --> 01:10:24,087
HE'S THE BUTT
OF A COSMIC JOKE?
1465
01:10:24,153 --> 01:10:26,523
I'M SORRY.
I'M REALLY SORRY.
1466
01:10:26,590 --> 01:10:30,327
SOME OF THIS SHIT
MIGHT ACTUALLY WORK,
YOU KNOW.
1467
01:10:30,394 --> 01:10:32,496
I THINK
THERE'S SOMETHIN'
TO THIS HAT,
1468
01:10:32,562 --> 01:10:34,964
THE GOLF BALL
PENDULUM THING.
1469
01:10:35,031 --> 01:10:37,166
COULD BE
ONTO SOMETHIN' HERE.
1470
01:10:37,233 --> 01:10:40,870
OH, JESUS, ROY.
I MEAN, QUOTING YOURSELF,
1471
01:10:40,937 --> 01:10:45,375
IT IS PARAPHERNALIA FOR
LOST AND DESPERATE SOULS.
1472
01:10:45,442 --> 01:10:50,046
WELL, A LOST
AND DESPERATE SOUL
STANDS BEFORE YOU.
1473
01:10:50,113 --> 01:10:53,116
I ASSUME I HAVE
THE CONFIDENTIALITY
1474
01:10:53,182 --> 01:10:54,684
OF THE DOCTOR-CLIENT...
1475
01:10:54,751 --> 01:10:57,253
PRIVILEGE IN REGARDS
TO THIS OUTFIT.
1476
01:10:57,321 --> 01:10:59,956
OF COURSE YOU DO.
NOW, WHAT HAPPENED?
1477
01:11:00,023 --> 01:11:04,394
WELL...
I GOT THE SHANKS.
1478
01:11:04,461 --> 01:11:06,095
ARE YOU TAKING
PENICILLIN?
1479
01:11:06,162 --> 01:11:08,465
THERE'S A GLITCH
IN MY SWING.
1480
01:11:08,532 --> 01:11:10,266
WELL, THAT'S
ROMEO'S DEPARTMENT.
1481
01:11:10,334 --> 01:11:14,037
NO, HE THINKS
IT'S YOUR DEPARTMENT.
SAYS IT'S A HEAD THING.
1482
01:11:14,103 --> 01:11:17,707
OH. WELL, UH,
I JUST CAME OVER
1483
01:11:17,774 --> 01:11:21,678
TO CONGRATULATE YOU
ON THE, UM, SECTIONALS
AND TO RETURN YOUR CAR.
1484
01:11:21,745 --> 01:11:23,012
DAVID SAID
HE DOESN'T WANT IT.
1485
01:11:23,079 --> 01:11:26,816
JUST WANTED TO MAKE A POINT.
YOU KNOW WHAT, ROY? LOOK...
1486
01:11:26,883 --> 01:11:30,887
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I SUPPOSE WE COULD HAVE
A THERAPY SESSION
1487
01:11:30,954 --> 01:11:32,956
RIGHT HERE AND NOW.
1488
01:11:33,022 --> 01:11:36,159
I DON'T WANT
THERAPY, OK?
1489
01:11:36,225 --> 01:11:38,795
I WANT YOU.
1490
01:11:42,999 --> 01:11:45,602
I WANT YOU.
1491
01:11:45,669 --> 01:11:48,137
I GOTTA GET
SOME AIR, ROY.
1492
01:11:48,204 --> 01:11:49,473
MOLLY.
1493
01:11:49,539 --> 01:11:52,075
MOLLY. MOLLY, WAIT.
1494
01:11:52,141 --> 01:11:54,678
MOLLY, LOOK AT ME.
1495
01:11:58,382 --> 01:12:01,351
WELL, NOT AT THE MOMENT,
BUT JUST LISTEN TO ME.
1496
01:12:05,489 --> 01:12:07,323
YOU'RE
WITH THE WRONG GUY.
1497
01:12:07,391 --> 01:12:09,893
I'M THE RIGHT GUY.
1498
01:12:09,959 --> 01:12:15,331
EVERYONE SAYS
MY FACE IS SCREWED UP
TIGHT AS A DRUM.
1499
01:12:15,399 --> 01:12:18,435
I KNOW IT'S 'CAUSE
I BEEN CRAZY ABOUT YOU
1500
01:12:18,502 --> 01:12:20,303
FROM THE MOMENT
YOU CAME HERE,
1501
01:12:20,370 --> 01:12:23,072
WHEN YOU WERE WEARIN'
ALL THIS STUPID SHIT.
1502
01:12:23,139 --> 01:12:25,509
THE WHOLE DAMN THING'S
BOTH INSPIRED ME
TO GET HERE
1503
01:12:25,575 --> 01:12:27,811
AND ALSO 'CAUSED ME
TO GET THE SHANKS,
1504
01:12:27,877 --> 01:12:30,647
WHICH WOULD HUMILIATE ME
IN FRONT OF A BILLION,
ZILLION PEOPLE
1505
01:12:30,714 --> 01:12:34,217
IN A GAME I USED TO
KNOW HOW TO PLAY
PRETTY GOOD.
1506
01:12:34,283 --> 01:12:37,020
SUCH IS LIFE.
1507
01:12:40,390 --> 01:12:42,826
DUMP THAT PHONY BASTARD
YOU'RE WITH
1508
01:12:42,892 --> 01:12:44,961
AND COME TO THE OPEN
IN MY CORNER, OK?
1509
01:12:45,028 --> 01:12:49,499
TELL ME--HA HA--
TELL ME YOU'RE NOT
JUST LIKE AT LEAST
1510
01:12:49,566 --> 01:12:52,301
MODERATELY
ATTRACTED TO ME.
1511
01:12:52,368 --> 01:12:55,705
YOU HAVE MOMENTS,
ROY.
1512
01:12:55,772 --> 01:12:58,141
YEAH? YOU TELL ME
WHICH ONES ARE MY MOMENTS,
1513
01:12:58,207 --> 01:12:59,876
AND I'LL TRY
AND DUPLICATE THEM.
1514
01:12:59,943 --> 01:13:01,678
THIS IS A MOMENT.
1515
01:13:01,745 --> 01:13:02,746
NOW?
1516
01:13:02,812 --> 01:13:06,115
YEAH. I MEAN,
JUST UTTERLY EXPOSED,
1517
01:13:06,182 --> 01:13:07,150
COMPLETELY VULNERABLE,
1518
01:13:07,216 --> 01:13:09,419
INNER CHILD
TRYING TO GET OUT.
1519
01:13:09,486 --> 01:13:11,988
YEAH? MY INNER CHILD
NEEDS A SPANKIN'?
1520
01:13:12,055 --> 01:13:14,123
YEAH. NO, ROY. NO, ROY.
1521
01:13:14,190 --> 01:13:15,592
HA HA.
1522
01:13:17,260 --> 01:13:18,428
OH.
1523
01:13:19,429 --> 01:13:22,966
I, UH, DON'T HAVE A CAR.
1524
01:13:23,032 --> 01:13:25,001
NEED A RIDE.
1525
01:13:25,068 --> 01:13:27,571
I KNOW.
1526
01:13:35,311 --> 01:13:36,713
* YOU'RE LIKE
A COOL BREEZE... *
1527
01:13:36,780 --> 01:13:37,581
ROY...
1528
01:13:37,647 --> 01:13:40,349
* TO A HOT SPELL... *
1529
01:13:40,416 --> 01:13:43,920
I KNOW A SPOT
ALONG THE RIVER,
IT'S--
1530
01:13:43,987 --> 01:13:46,556
IT'S GREAT
TO WATCH SUNSETS.
I DO.
1531
01:13:46,623 --> 01:13:47,591
WATCH THE ROAD.
1532
01:13:47,657 --> 01:13:48,625
I KNOW A SPOT
BY THE RIVER
1533
01:13:48,692 --> 01:13:49,626
THAT'S GREAT
FOR SUNSETS.
1534
01:13:49,693 --> 01:13:52,662
I BET YOU DO, ROY.
NOT TONIGHT.
1535
01:13:52,729 --> 01:13:56,466
NOT TONIGHT MEANS
MAYBE SOME OTHER NIGHT.
1536
01:13:56,533 --> 01:13:58,134
NO, I DIDN'T
MEAN IT LIKE THAT.
1537
01:13:58,201 --> 01:13:59,869
MAYBE CONSCIOUSLY
YOU DIDN'T MEAN IT
THAT WAY,
1538
01:13:59,936 --> 01:14:01,671
BUT HOW ABOUT
UNCONSCIOUSLY?
1539
01:14:01,738 --> 01:14:03,339
COME ON,
YOU'RE THE EXPERT.
1540
01:14:03,406 --> 01:14:05,041
DID YOU MEAN IT
UNCONSCIOUSLY?
1541
01:14:05,108 --> 01:14:09,746
ROY, UNCONSCIOUSLY,
I DON'T HAVE A CLUE
WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT.
1542
01:14:09,813 --> 01:14:12,549
I FEEL
WE'RE MAKIN' PROGRESS.
1543
01:14:12,616 --> 01:14:14,017
WELL, I DO, TOO.
1544
01:14:14,083 --> 01:14:17,921
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT'S
PROGRESS TOWARDS, THOUGH.
NONE.
1545
01:14:17,987 --> 01:14:20,957
CONSCIOUSLY
OR UNCONSCIOUSLY?
1546
01:14:21,024 --> 01:14:22,291
OH, ROY. HA HA HA.
1547
01:14:22,358 --> 01:14:26,963
* YOU'RE LIKE A SWEET SPOT
TO THESE TIRED EYES *
1548
01:14:27,030 --> 01:14:30,634
* YOU'RE LIKE THE LAST MILE
ON A LONG RIDE *
1549
01:14:30,700 --> 01:14:32,836
* TILL THE END OF TIME *
1550
01:14:32,902 --> 01:14:35,004
* BABY, I CAN START *
1551
01:14:35,071 --> 01:14:39,108
* IF YOU JUST LET ME
INTO YOUR HEART *
1552
01:14:39,175 --> 01:14:42,345
IT MAY NOT BE
MUCH OF A RIVER TO YOU,
BUT TO ME IT'S THE...
1553
01:14:42,411 --> 01:14:45,749
MISSISSIPPI,
THE RIO GRANDE, THE...
1554
01:14:45,815 --> 01:14:49,152
THE DANUBE, THE AMAZON--
1555
01:14:49,218 --> 01:14:52,822
WHOA, THE AMAZON?
I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT THE AMAZON.
1556
01:14:55,458 --> 01:14:58,795
COME ON, MOLLY.
ISN'T IT OBVIOUS TO YOU
THAT YOU AND ME ARE...
1557
01:14:58,862 --> 01:15:02,331
AS COMFORTABLE TOGETHER
AS A COUPLE OF OLD SHOES?
1558
01:15:02,398 --> 01:15:06,069
HA HA HA. OLD SHOES?
OH, ROY.
1559
01:15:09,773 --> 01:15:13,176
LOOK, DAVID--DAVID'S
A REALLY GOOD PERSON.
1560
01:15:15,945 --> 01:15:18,481
WHENEVER ANYBODY SAYS
THEY'RE WITH A REALLY
GOOD PERSON,
1561
01:15:18,548 --> 01:15:19,783
IT MEANS THEY'RE--
1562
01:15:19,849 --> 01:15:22,418
IT MEANS THEY'RE
ABOUT TO LEAVE 'EM.
1563
01:15:22,485 --> 01:15:24,854
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE
AWFULLY JUDGMENTAL.
1564
01:15:24,921 --> 01:15:26,089
WELL...
1565
01:15:29,593 --> 01:15:33,863
IT'S ONE OF MY FEW
REDEEMING VIRTUES.
1566
01:15:33,930 --> 01:15:36,666
LOOK, DAVID'S INVOLVED
IN A LOT OF CHARITY WORK.
1567
01:15:36,733 --> 01:15:38,001
GETS HIS NAME
IN THE PAPER.
1568
01:15:38,067 --> 01:15:40,169
NO. ROY, NO.
LET ME JUST FINISH.
1569
01:15:40,236 --> 01:15:43,239
HE'S A SENSITIVE PERSON,
AND A LOT OF PEOPLE
DON'T SEE IT.
1570
01:15:43,306 --> 01:15:44,841
WELL, SO AM I.
HELL, I'M--
1571
01:15:44,908 --> 01:15:47,711
SHIT, I'M TWICE
AS SENSITIVE AS HE IS.
1572
01:15:47,777 --> 01:15:51,447
I MEAN--HELL,
I BROUGHT YOU TO THE RIVER.
1573
01:15:51,514 --> 01:15:53,416
THAT'S A NATURE
KIND OF THING, ISN'T IT?
1574
01:15:53,482 --> 01:15:54,984
[CHUCKLES]
1575
01:15:55,051 --> 01:15:56,986
YEAH, IT IS A NATURE
KIND OF THING, ROY.
1576
01:15:57,053 --> 01:15:59,555
IT IS A VERY NICE RIVER.
THANK YOU,
1577
01:15:59,623 --> 01:16:01,791
BUT THAT'S
NOT THE POINT.
1578
01:16:01,858 --> 01:16:03,927
THE POINT IS
IS THAT DAVID
IS THERE FOR ME.
1579
01:16:03,993 --> 01:16:08,397
OH, GOD. NOT THE
"HE'S A VERY GOOD PERSON
1580
01:16:08,464 --> 01:16:10,634
AND HE'S THERE FOR ME
THING."
1581
01:16:10,700 --> 01:16:12,168
LET ME BE YOUR SHRINK
FOR A MINUTE.
1582
01:16:12,235 --> 01:16:14,037
THAT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA.
1583
01:16:14,103 --> 01:16:17,774
YOU'RE STARTIN'
TO SOUND LIKE A WOMAN
WHO'S LOOKIN' FOR A WAY OUT.
1584
01:16:19,208 --> 01:16:21,911
WARM?
1585
01:16:23,680 --> 01:16:25,682
THAT'S ENOUGH, ROY.
1586
01:16:27,350 --> 01:16:29,953
OK. I'M SORRY.
1587
01:16:45,134 --> 01:16:47,070
WE COULD KISS.
1588
01:16:47,136 --> 01:16:48,404
OH, JEEZ, ROY.
1589
01:16:48,471 --> 01:16:49,973
LOOK, NO HARM, NO FOUL.
1590
01:16:50,039 --> 01:16:51,908
JUST A LITTLE,
SMALL, INNOCENT,
1591
01:16:51,975 --> 01:16:56,545
YOU KNOW, KIND OF--
KIND OF A...SEMI...
1592
01:16:56,612 --> 01:16:58,347
PLATONIC.
1593
01:16:58,414 --> 01:16:59,382
ROY...
1594
01:17:02,652 --> 01:17:05,521
ROY, THERE'S
NO SUCH THING
1595
01:17:05,588 --> 01:17:07,857
AS SEMI-PLATONIC,
ROY.
1596
01:17:09,759 --> 01:17:11,961
THERE OUGHT TO BE.
1597
01:17:14,898 --> 01:17:17,967
I THINK YOU BETTER
TAKE ME HOME.
1598
01:17:44,660 --> 01:17:48,732
WELL, GOOD LUCK
IN THE OPEN, ROY.
1599
01:18:06,115 --> 01:18:09,819
* WHEN I WAS YOUNGER,
I BELIEVED *
1600
01:18:09,886 --> 01:18:12,688
* THAT DREAMS CAME TRUE *
1601
01:18:12,756 --> 01:18:15,992
* NOW I WONDER *
1602
01:18:16,059 --> 01:18:19,796
* 'CAUSE I'VE SEEN
MUCH MORE DARK SKIES *
1603
01:18:19,863 --> 01:18:22,732
* THAN OF BLUE *
1604
01:18:22,799 --> 01:18:24,433
* NOW I WONDER *
1605
01:18:26,302 --> 01:18:31,274
* I KEEP ON PRAYIN'
FOR BLUE SKIES *
1606
01:18:31,340 --> 01:18:35,111
* I KEEP ON THINKIN'
OF THE GOOD TIMES *
1607
01:18:35,178 --> 01:18:39,816
* WILL THEY EVER
COME AGAIN? *
1608
01:18:39,883 --> 01:18:42,418
* NOW I WONDER *
1609
01:18:55,832 --> 01:19:00,436
* WILL THEY EVER
COME AGAIN? *
1610
01:19:00,503 --> 01:19:03,072
* NOW I WONDER *
1611
01:19:05,308 --> 01:19:07,844
* OH, I WONDER *
1612
01:19:46,082 --> 01:19:47,951
IT'S GOT YOUR NAME
ON IT, MAN.
1613
01:19:48,017 --> 01:19:49,385
THEY SPELLED IT RIGHT
AND EVERYTHING.
1614
01:19:49,452 --> 01:19:51,888
LOOK, IT'S LEE JANZEN
AND BILLY MAYFAIR.
1615
01:19:53,322 --> 01:19:55,724
THEY LOOK JUST LIKE
THEY DO ON TV.
1616
01:19:55,791 --> 01:19:57,793
LOOK AT THESE BALLS.
1617
01:19:59,495 --> 01:20:02,765
LOOK AT THESE BALLS.
BRAND-NEW TITLEIST.
1618
01:20:02,832 --> 01:20:04,133
BRAND-NEW?
1619
01:20:04,200 --> 01:20:06,635
LOOK AT 'EM.
EVERY ONE OF THEM,
BRAND-NEW TITLEIST.
1620
01:20:06,702 --> 01:20:07,871
WHOA. JEEZ.
1621
01:20:07,937 --> 01:20:10,806
SNEAK A FEW IN THE BAG
WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE.
1622
01:20:10,874 --> 01:20:12,942
WE SWIPE ENOUGH
FREE SHIT,
1623
01:20:13,009 --> 01:20:15,979
WE MIGHT EVEN PAY
FOR THIS FIASCO.
1624
01:20:16,045 --> 01:20:17,713
DO YOU THINK IT WOULD
BE INAPPROPRIATE
1625
01:20:17,780 --> 01:20:19,248
IF I ASKED LEE JANZEN
FOR HIS AUTOGRAPH?
1626
01:20:19,315 --> 01:20:21,117
I THINK THAT'S
A DEAD GIVEAWAY, ROMES,
1627
01:20:21,184 --> 01:20:22,618
BUT IF I STILL
GOT THE SHANKS,
1628
01:20:22,685 --> 01:20:25,054
WE'RE GONNA BE
FOUND OUT SOON ENOUGH.
1629
01:20:25,121 --> 01:20:28,691
OH. HIT THE 7.
YOU ALWAYS HIT THAT GOOD.
1630
01:20:28,757 --> 01:20:30,559
GOOD THINKIN', PODS.
1631
01:20:30,626 --> 01:20:33,796
SWEET SWING.
COME ON, MAN.
1632
01:20:33,863 --> 01:20:35,564
KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN
AND FOLLOW THROUGH.
1633
01:20:35,631 --> 01:20:37,166
YOU'RE MAKIN' ME
NERVOUS.
1634
01:20:37,233 --> 01:20:38,067
ALL RIGHT.
1635
01:20:41,270 --> 01:20:43,706
WHOA! HEY...
1636
01:20:43,772 --> 01:20:45,374
WHO HIT THAT SHOT?
YEAH, WHO HIT THAT?
1637
01:20:45,441 --> 01:20:46,675
ANYBODY SEE?
1638
01:20:46,742 --> 01:20:48,044
THERE'S SUPPOSED
TO BE PROS HERE.
1639
01:20:48,111 --> 01:20:50,546
A LITTLE THIN, BOSS.
1640
01:20:50,613 --> 01:20:51,414
LITTLE FUCKING THIN.
1641
01:20:51,480 --> 01:20:53,549
JESUS CHRIST,
I STILL GOT THE SHANKS.
1642
01:20:53,616 --> 01:20:54,550
DON'T WORRY
ABOUT IT, MAN.
1643
01:20:54,617 --> 01:20:55,518
EVERYBODY'S WATCHIN' ME.
1644
01:20:55,584 --> 01:20:56,619
NOBODY'S WATCHIN'.
1645
01:20:56,685 --> 01:20:58,121
JUST HIT ANOTHER ONE.
1646
01:20:58,187 --> 01:21:01,324
COME ON,
JUST STAND UP THERE, MAN.
YOU CAN DO IT. ALL RIGHT.
1647
01:21:10,466 --> 01:21:12,068
LOOK OUT!
1648
01:21:12,135 --> 01:21:13,302
HO!
1649
01:21:13,369 --> 01:21:15,704
HEY, PARTNER, UH, YOU KNOW,
THE GUYS DOWN THE LINE
1650
01:21:15,771 --> 01:21:17,173
ARE A LITTLE CONCERNED
ABOUT THAT.
1651
01:21:17,240 --> 01:21:18,774
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
TIN CUP?
1652
01:21:18,841 --> 01:21:20,276
YEAH, ROY McAVOY
FROM WEST TEXAS.
1653
01:21:20,343 --> 01:21:21,410
FROM WEST TEXAS.
1654
01:21:21,477 --> 01:21:23,879
UH, WHY DON'T YOU TRY
AIMING A LITTLE LEFT--
1655
01:21:23,947 --> 01:21:27,083
WHY DON'T YOU TRY
BACKING UP, GIVING ME
JUST A LITTLE ROOM?
1656
01:21:29,085 --> 01:21:30,954
[WHISPERING] Hey, man,
that's Johnny Miller.
1657
01:21:31,020 --> 01:21:33,356
I DON'T GIVE
A FLYING FUCK
WHO IT IS.
1658
01:21:33,422 --> 01:21:34,390
Jesus, Cup.
1659
01:21:34,457 --> 01:21:37,126
HEY, NO PROBLEM.
WHO DO YOU WANT IT TO?
1660
01:21:37,193 --> 01:21:40,029
TO ROMEO. ROMEO...
MY BEST FRIEND.
1661
01:21:40,096 --> 01:21:42,331
OOH!
WELL, GOOD LUCK
TO YOU, GUYS.
1662
01:21:42,398 --> 01:21:45,068
YOU MIGHT WANT TO MAKE
SOME PLANE RESERVATIONS
FRIDAY, THOUGH.
1663
01:21:45,134 --> 01:21:47,170
OK, THANKS, MR. MILLER.
HEY, GREAT OPEN
IN '73, BOY.
1664
01:21:47,236 --> 01:21:48,437
[CHUCKLING]
OK, THANK YOU.
1665
01:21:48,504 --> 01:21:50,974
WHAT A NICE GUY.
YEAH. DID YOU GET
HIS AUTOGRAPH?
1666
01:21:51,040 --> 01:21:52,808
YEAH. LOOK.
"TO MY BEST FRIEND,
ROMEO."
1667
01:21:52,875 --> 01:21:54,944
DO YOU SEE
WHO'S OVER THERE?
WHAT?
1668
01:21:55,011 --> 01:21:57,346
JESUS CHRIST.
IT'S ONLY
AN AUTOGRAPH, MAN.
1669
01:21:57,413 --> 01:21:58,714
SIMMS IS HERE.
1670
01:21:58,781 --> 01:21:59,682
[CHUCKLING]
1671
01:22:01,784 --> 01:22:04,187
AW, SHIT. AHEM.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD
HIT YOUR PUTTER.
1672
01:22:04,253 --> 01:22:05,821
YOU CAN'T SHANK
THAT ONE.
1673
01:22:05,888 --> 01:22:07,290
LOOK, YOU'RE THE MEXICAN
MAC O'GRADY.
1674
01:22:07,356 --> 01:22:09,692
YOU GOT TO FIGURE OUT
WHY I'M STILL
SHANKING THE BALL.
1675
01:22:09,758 --> 01:22:11,160
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
OH, SHOOT.
1676
01:22:11,227 --> 01:22:12,996
I'M CATCHING
ON THE HOSEL, RIGHT?
1677
01:22:13,062 --> 01:22:14,230
YEAH, RIGHT,
RIGHT, RIGHT.
1678
01:22:14,297 --> 01:22:16,165
MOVING MY HEAD?
YEAH.
1679
01:22:16,232 --> 01:22:18,567
I'M LAYING IT OFF?
WELL, THAT, TOO.
1680
01:22:18,634 --> 01:22:19,635
I'M PRONATING.
1681
01:22:19,702 --> 01:22:20,936
WHEN YOU'RE NOT
SUPINATING.
1682
01:22:21,004 --> 01:22:23,339
I'M CLEARING TOO EARLY,
I'M CLEARING TOO LATE.
1683
01:22:23,406 --> 01:22:25,808
MY GOD, MY SWING FEELS LIKE
AN UNFOLDING LAWN CHAIR!
1684
01:22:25,874 --> 01:22:27,776
ALL RIGHT.
1685
01:22:27,843 --> 01:22:31,447
TAKE ALL YOUR CHANGE
AND PUT IT IN YOUR
LEFT-HAND POCKET.
1686
01:22:31,514 --> 01:22:32,815
GO ON, DO IT, ROY.
1687
01:22:32,881 --> 01:22:33,716
ALL RIGHT.
1688
01:22:37,653 --> 01:22:40,856
ALL RIGHT, NOW...
TIE YOUR LEFT SHOE
IN A DOUBLE KNOT.
1689
01:22:40,923 --> 01:22:42,125
TIE MY LEFT SHOE--
1690
01:22:42,191 --> 01:22:44,027
RIGHT NOW, ROY!
DO IT!
1691
01:22:50,433 --> 01:22:52,168
TURN YOUR HAT
AROUND BACKWARDS.
1692
01:22:52,235 --> 01:22:55,038
TURN YOUR HAT AROUND!
DO IT, ROY!
1693
01:22:59,142 --> 01:23:01,977
NOW TAKE THIS TEE
AND STICK IT...
1694
01:23:02,045 --> 01:23:04,847
BEHIND YOUR LEFT EAR.
1695
01:23:04,913 --> 01:23:07,183
STICK IT--
I LOOK LIKE A FOOL!
1696
01:23:07,250 --> 01:23:09,685
WELL, WHAT THE HELL
DO YOU THINK
YOU LOOK LIKE
1697
01:23:09,752 --> 01:23:12,055
SHOOTING THEM
CHILI PEPPERS
UP LEE JANZEN'S ASS?
1698
01:23:12,121 --> 01:23:13,956
NOW, YOU DO IT
RIGHT NOW,
1699
01:23:14,023 --> 01:23:16,259
OR I SWEAR TO GOD,
I'M GONNA QUIT.
1700
01:23:16,325 --> 01:23:18,027
I SWEAR TO GOD,
I'LL QUIT.
1701
01:23:18,094 --> 01:23:19,462
ALL RIGHT.
1702
01:23:19,528 --> 01:23:20,696
ALL RIGHT, GOOD.
1703
01:23:20,763 --> 01:23:22,231
NOW TAKE
THIS LITTLE BALL,
1704
01:23:22,298 --> 01:23:24,467
HIT IT THE HELL
UP THE FAIRWAY.
1705
01:23:24,533 --> 01:23:25,668
YOU'RE READY.
1706
01:23:27,670 --> 01:23:29,305
[SIGHS]
1707
01:23:40,249 --> 01:23:41,617
HOW'D I DO THAT?
1708
01:23:41,684 --> 01:23:43,619
'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT
THINKING ABOUT SHANKING.
1709
01:23:43,686 --> 01:23:45,821
YOU'RE NOT THINKING
ABOUT THE DOCTOR LADY.
1710
01:23:45,888 --> 01:23:47,056
YOU'RE NOT THINKING,
PERIOD!
1711
01:23:47,123 --> 01:23:48,524
YOU'RE JUST LOOKING
LIKE A FOOL.
1712
01:23:48,591 --> 01:23:50,193
AND YOU'RE
HITTING THE BALL
PURE AND SIMPLE,
1713
01:23:50,259 --> 01:23:51,994
AND THAT'S
YOUR NATURAL--
FUCK YOU.
1714
01:23:52,061 --> 01:23:54,763
FUCK ME, HUH?
WELL, YOU'RE CURED.
1715
01:23:54,830 --> 01:23:57,633
I'M C--
THAT'S IT?
1716
01:23:57,700 --> 01:23:59,268
YEAH, THAT'S IT.
1717
01:23:59,335 --> 01:24:01,704
YOUR BRAIN WAS GETTING
IN THE WAY.
1718
01:24:03,439 --> 01:24:05,808
THAT'S HARDLY EVER
BEEN THE CASE, BUT...
1719
01:24:05,874 --> 01:24:07,443
WELL, NO SHIT, SHERLOCK.
1720
01:24:07,510 --> 01:24:08,744
WELL, WHAT NEXT?
1721
01:24:08,811 --> 01:24:10,546
WELL...
I SHOULD RECOMMEND
1722
01:24:10,613 --> 01:24:13,249
THAT YOU WORK
ON YOUR SHORT GAME,
BUT...
1723
01:24:13,316 --> 01:24:15,151
I THINK YOU OUGHT
TO GET DRUNK.
1724
01:24:15,218 --> 01:24:17,153
GET DRUNK?
YEAH.
1725
01:24:17,220 --> 01:24:20,323
YOU ALWAYS PLAY BETTER
WHEN YOU'RE WASTED.
1726
01:24:20,389 --> 01:24:22,858
REMEMBER BROWNSVILLE?
1727
01:24:22,925 --> 01:24:25,761
Romeo: COME ON,
GET IT DOWN.
1728
01:24:25,828 --> 01:24:27,230
WHAT TIME I TEE OFF?
1729
01:24:27,296 --> 01:24:29,632
YOU TEE OFF AT 7:08.
WE'RE THE FIRST GUYS GOING.
1730
01:24:29,698 --> 01:24:31,934
COME ON, ONE MORE.
JUST DO IT.
HEY.
1731
01:24:32,000 --> 01:24:33,736
LET'S GO, COME ON.
GET IT DOWN.
1732
01:24:33,802 --> 01:24:35,171
THAT'S 4 HOURS
FROM NOW.
1733
01:24:35,238 --> 01:24:36,505
THAT'S RIGHT.
1734
01:24:39,442 --> 01:24:41,377
HERE'S TO
THE FINELY TUNED ATHLETE
1735
01:24:41,444 --> 01:24:43,679
ON THE VERGE OF GREATNESS.
1736
01:24:45,748 --> 01:24:47,916
AI!
1737
01:24:47,983 --> 01:24:49,852
[SINGING IN SPANISH]
1738
01:24:56,992 --> 01:24:59,895
HURRY UP, BOSS.
1739
01:24:59,962 --> 01:25:02,731
I KNEW
WE SHOULD'VE
SET AN ALARM.
1740
01:25:02,798 --> 01:25:03,632
[COUGHS]
1741
01:25:03,699 --> 01:25:06,402
WITH THE HONOR
IN THE 7:08 PAIRING,
1742
01:25:06,469 --> 01:25:10,439
FROM SALAMI, TEXAS,
MR. ROY McAVOY.
1743
01:25:10,506 --> 01:25:12,875
UH, ANY TIME
FOR A QUICK BUCKET?
1744
01:25:12,941 --> 01:25:14,843
TEE IT UP.
1745
01:25:14,910 --> 01:25:16,011
OK, BOSS.
1746
01:25:16,078 --> 01:25:17,580
WE ALMOST MISSED
THE STARTING TIME
1747
01:25:17,646 --> 01:25:19,114
TRYING TO GET YOU
OFF THE FLOOR.
1748
01:25:19,182 --> 01:25:20,383
IF I MAY SAY SO,
1749
01:25:20,449 --> 01:25:22,285
YOU DON'T HANDLE THE HOOCH
LIKE YOU USED TO.
1750
01:25:22,351 --> 01:25:24,320
OH, I'VE SEEN
THIS HOLE ON TV.
1751
01:25:24,387 --> 01:25:27,290
JUST HIT THE BIG DOG
UP THE CHUTE THERE.
1752
01:25:27,356 --> 01:25:29,091
NO. I'VE LEARNED
MY LESSON.
1753
01:25:29,158 --> 01:25:31,694
I'M GONNA PLAY IT...
SAFE, SMART...
1754
01:25:31,760 --> 01:25:33,962
CONSERVATIVE.
1755
01:25:34,029 --> 01:25:36,599
FAIRWAYS AND GREENS.
HAND ME A 2-IRON.
1756
01:25:36,665 --> 01:25:37,800
YOU SURE?
1757
01:25:39,468 --> 01:25:40,369
YEAH.
1758
01:25:43,005 --> 01:25:44,173
OK.
1759
01:25:46,475 --> 01:25:47,976
OHH.
1760
01:25:48,043 --> 01:25:49,245
UHH.
1761
01:25:51,046 --> 01:25:53,649
NOT A GOOD DAY.
1762
01:25:53,716 --> 01:25:54,883
BE HUMBLE.
1763
01:26:01,524 --> 01:26:02,658
BE HUMBLE.
1764
01:26:02,725 --> 01:26:03,459
Romeo: 83.
1765
01:26:03,526 --> 01:26:06,629
WELL, YOU'RE
HUMBLE NOW, HOMES.
1766
01:26:06,695 --> 01:26:09,332
I WAS HUNG OVER.
1767
01:26:09,398 --> 01:26:12,268
MAYBE THAT WAS
A COACHING MISTAKE
ON MY PART.
1768
01:26:12,335 --> 01:26:14,370
YEAH, MAYBE IT WAS.
THANKS, AMIGO.
1769
01:26:14,437 --> 01:26:16,772
Jim Nantz: DAVID SIMMS
IS THE FIRST-ROUND LEADER
1770
01:26:16,839 --> 01:26:20,142
AT THE U.S. OPEN
AFTER A BRILLIANT 67.
1771
01:26:20,209 --> 01:26:21,477
CONGRATULATIONS, DAVID.
1772
01:26:21,544 --> 01:26:23,479
WELL...JIM,
I GOTTA TELL YOU,
1773
01:26:23,546 --> 01:26:25,548
I'M THE LAST GUY
ON THE PLANET
1774
01:26:25,614 --> 01:26:28,417
THAT EXPECTED ME
TO GO OUT THERE
RIGHT OUT OF THE BLOCKS
1775
01:26:28,484 --> 01:26:30,519
AND SHOOT A 67
TO LEAD THE OPEN.
1776
01:26:30,586 --> 01:26:31,387
SHUT UP.
1777
01:26:31,454 --> 01:26:32,688
Nantz: I'VE REALLY MARVELED
1778
01:26:32,755 --> 01:26:34,890
AT HOW YOU'VE BEEN ABLE
TO BALANCE THE SUPERB PLAY
1779
01:26:34,957 --> 01:26:37,360
WITH ALL THE TIME
AND ENERGY YOU GIVE TO...
1780
01:26:37,426 --> 01:26:40,195
TO SO MANY CHARITIES
AND ALL OF YOUR FANS, TOO.
1781
01:26:40,263 --> 01:26:43,599
WELL, YOU KNOW, I--
THIS GAME IS ABOUT...
1782
01:26:43,666 --> 01:26:46,302
TRADITION AND--AND
INTEGRITY AND HONOR.
1783
01:26:46,369 --> 01:26:48,771
YOU KNOW, THE U.S. OPEN
IS--IS IT FOR US,
1784
01:26:48,837 --> 01:26:50,773
SO I'M JUST GOING TO
GO OUT THERE TOMORROW
1785
01:26:50,839 --> 01:26:53,442
AND, UH, TRY AND MAKE
SOME GOOD SWINGS, AND...
1786
01:26:53,509 --> 01:26:56,545
LORD WILLING,
I'LL PUT UP ANOTHER
GOOD NUMBER TOMORROW.
1787
01:26:56,612 --> 01:26:59,348
THE ANTICHRIST
SHOOTS 67.
1788
01:26:59,415 --> 01:27:00,816
BELIEVE THAT?
1789
01:27:00,883 --> 01:27:02,385
YEAH,
THE OLD ANTICHRIST
1790
01:27:02,451 --> 01:27:04,620
HAD A HOT PUTTER
TODAY, BOSS.
1791
01:27:04,687 --> 01:27:06,622
THANKS A LOT, JIM.
IT'S GOOD SEEING YOU.
1792
01:27:06,689 --> 01:27:08,357
YEAH, IT'S GREAT
TO SEE YOU.
1793
01:27:08,424 --> 01:27:10,025
HEY, LUTHER.
BE WELL, BUDDY.
1794
01:27:10,092 --> 01:27:11,960
I'LL SEE YOU OUT
IN THE TRENCHES.
1795
01:27:12,027 --> 01:27:13,629
MR. SIMMS!
MR. SIMMS!
1796
01:27:13,696 --> 01:27:17,065
I GOTTA RUN RIGHT NOW,
BUT I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
1797
01:27:17,132 --> 01:27:18,601
CHRIST ALMIGHTY JESUS.
1798
01:27:18,667 --> 01:27:20,569
YEAH, IT'S EITHER
THE COVER OR NOTHING.
1799
01:27:20,636 --> 01:27:22,638
THEY WANT YOU
FOR USA WEEKEND.
1800
01:27:22,705 --> 01:27:25,508
WE'RE TELLING THEM
IT'S EITHER THE COVER
OR NO GO.
1801
01:27:25,574 --> 01:27:27,009
Simms: OH, JESUS CHRIST.
1802
01:27:27,075 --> 01:27:28,644
EXCUSE ME,
MR. SIMMS.
EXCUSE ME.
1803
01:27:28,711 --> 01:27:30,913
WOULD YOU MIND
GIVING OUR GRANDSON
AN AUTOGRAPH?
1804
01:27:30,979 --> 01:27:33,181
CAN I PLEASE HAVE
YOUR AUTOGRAPH, MR. SIMMS?
1805
01:27:33,248 --> 01:27:35,217
CAN YOU PEOPLE NOT SEE
THAT I'M BUSY?
1806
01:27:35,284 --> 01:27:37,786
I'M WORKING HERE.
THIS IS MY OFFICE.
1807
01:27:37,853 --> 01:27:41,324
DO I COME TO YOUR OFFICE
AND ASK YOU FOR
YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
1808
01:27:41,390 --> 01:27:43,459
I DON'T THINK SO. JESUS.
1809
01:27:43,526 --> 01:27:45,227
Simms: WHAT
AN UGLY DOG.
1810
01:27:45,294 --> 01:27:46,962
IT'S--IT'S--
IT'S OK, JOE.
1811
01:27:47,029 --> 01:27:47,996
IT'S OK.
1812
01:27:48,063 --> 01:27:49,598
Grandmother:
OH. COME ON.
1813
01:27:59,975 --> 01:28:00,909
Simms: HEY, GARY.
1814
01:28:00,976 --> 01:28:01,977
HEY, NICE PLAYING.
1815
01:28:02,044 --> 01:28:03,312
HEY, HELLUVA
ROUND, DAVE.
1816
01:28:03,379 --> 01:28:04,447
OH, THANKS A LOT.
1817
01:28:04,513 --> 01:28:05,481
GREAT START, SIMMSY.
1818
01:28:05,548 --> 01:28:07,883
HA HA. I GOT LUCKY
OUT THERE.
1819
01:28:09,318 --> 01:28:10,853
HELLO, CUP.
1820
01:28:12,488 --> 01:28:15,824
I HEARD THAT YOU PUT
A MONSTER NUMBER
UP THERE.
1821
01:28:15,891 --> 01:28:18,260
YEAH, WELL, IT COULD
HAVE BEEN WORSE.
1822
01:28:18,327 --> 01:28:20,829
YOU KNOW, I PLAYED
IN THE PRO-AM
1823
01:28:20,896 --> 01:28:23,432
WITH SOME ASSHOLE
MOVIE STAR HERE ONCE.
1824
01:28:24,467 --> 01:28:26,569
SHOT AN 82.
1825
01:28:26,635 --> 01:28:29,372
NOW, HOW IN THE WORLD...
1826
01:28:29,438 --> 01:28:32,375
DID A GREAT BALL STRIKER
LIKE YOURSELF...
1827
01:28:32,441 --> 01:28:33,809
A LEGEND...
1828
01:28:34,677 --> 01:28:37,813
MANAGE TO PUT UP AN 83?
1829
01:28:37,880 --> 01:28:41,216
WELL, I MISSED
A 4-FOOT PUTT ON 18
1830
01:28:41,283 --> 01:28:43,151
FOR AN 82.
1831
01:28:43,218 --> 01:28:45,120
THAT'S HOW.
1832
01:28:45,187 --> 01:28:47,890
AIN'T LIKE PLAYING
SOME MUNI TRACK
IN BROWNSVILLE,
1833
01:28:47,956 --> 01:28:48,957
IS IT, BUCKO?
1834
01:28:49,024 --> 01:28:50,225
AHEM.
1835
01:28:50,292 --> 01:28:53,195
DOES, UH, INTEGRITY,
TRADITION, AND HONOR
1836
01:28:53,261 --> 01:28:55,664
INCLUDE KICKING A MAN
WHEN HE'S DOWN?
1837
01:28:58,333 --> 01:29:00,736
COME ON, MOLLY.
THIS IS JUST GUY STUFF.
1838
01:29:00,803 --> 01:29:04,172
IT'S JUST BAR TALK.
NO OFFENSE. RIGHT, CUP?
1839
01:29:04,239 --> 01:29:05,808
YOU KNOW, THIS MAN
STILL HAS A LOT
1840
01:29:05,874 --> 01:29:07,443
OF GREAT GOLF SHOTS
IN HIS SYSTEM.
1841
01:29:07,510 --> 01:29:08,977
Roy: MOLLY, IT'S OK.
JUST GO AWAY.
1842
01:29:09,044 --> 01:29:11,514
JUST--I DON'T NEED
ANY ATTENTION RIGHT NOW.
1843
01:29:11,580 --> 01:29:14,249
I'LL BET YOU $100
RIGHT NOW THAT ROY HERE
1844
01:29:14,316 --> 01:29:15,684
CAN HIT A BALL
1845
01:29:15,751 --> 01:29:18,153
THROUGH THAT DOOR,
OVER THE PATIO,
AND INTO THE RIVER.
1846
01:29:18,220 --> 01:29:21,590
AND, HAROLD,
GIVE ME A VODKA TONIC
WITH A TWIST.
1847
01:29:21,657 --> 01:29:23,459
MOLLY, HONEY...
[CHUCKLES]
1848
01:29:23,526 --> 01:29:24,927
REALLY,
THIS ISN'T DIGNIFIED.
1849
01:29:24,993 --> 01:29:26,829
OH. HA HA HA.
1850
01:29:26,895 --> 01:29:28,964
OH, I'M SO SORRY.
1851
01:29:29,031 --> 01:29:30,132
ROY.
1852
01:29:30,198 --> 01:29:33,001
I JUST WANNA GO
BACK TO TEXAS.
1853
01:29:33,068 --> 01:29:34,603
WHAT ABOUT
THE RIVER?
1854
01:29:34,670 --> 01:29:36,204
THE PIRANHA,
THE IMMORTALITY?
1855
01:29:36,271 --> 01:29:38,006
ALL THAT BULLSHIT?
1856
01:29:38,073 --> 01:29:41,444
YOU GONNA DRAG
YOUR ASS HOME
WITH AN 83?
1857
01:29:43,412 --> 01:29:45,981
YOU KNOW, $200.
1858
01:29:46,048 --> 01:29:47,616
FOR $200...
1859
01:29:47,683 --> 01:29:50,819
I SAY THAT ROY
CAN HIT THE BALL
THROUGH THE DAMN BAR,
1860
01:29:50,886 --> 01:29:52,988
OUT THE PATIO,
INTO THE RIVER,
1861
01:29:53,055 --> 01:29:55,924
AND MAKE THAT PELICAN
RIGHT THERE
FLY OFF ITS POST.
1862
01:29:55,991 --> 01:29:56,892
Man: NO WAY.
1863
01:29:56,959 --> 01:29:58,894
FROM RIGHT HERE.
1864
01:30:00,929 --> 01:30:03,432
Simms: GOD ALMIGHTY.
1865
01:30:03,499 --> 01:30:05,300
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
1866
01:30:05,367 --> 01:30:06,802
Romeo: HEY.
1867
01:30:06,869 --> 01:30:08,704
HEY.
1868
01:30:08,771 --> 01:30:11,474
HEY, YOU GOT
THIS SHOT, PODS.
1869
01:30:11,540 --> 01:30:14,076
YOU CAN DO--
IT'S A HOODED
4-IRON, MAN.
1870
01:30:14,142 --> 01:30:15,410
YOU JUST
TURN IT OVER,
1871
01:30:15,478 --> 01:30:17,613
AND YOU
START IT OFF LOW--
YOU CAN DO IT.
1872
01:30:17,680 --> 01:30:19,414
HE CAN DO THIS SHOT.
HE CAN DO THIS SHOT.
1873
01:30:19,482 --> 01:30:20,816
HE CAN DO IT,
AND ANYWAY...
1874
01:30:20,883 --> 01:30:22,751
I'M NOT LEAVING
TILL ONE OF YOU MEN
1875
01:30:22,818 --> 01:30:24,787
START ACTING
IN A MANLY FASHION.
1876
01:30:24,853 --> 01:30:27,322
SHALL WE JUST
GET THIS OVER WITH?
1877
01:30:27,389 --> 01:30:28,457
[CLINK]
1878
01:30:32,961 --> 01:30:36,364
ONE BALL, ONE SWING.
1879
01:30:36,431 --> 01:30:37,933
[CHUCKLING]
1880
01:30:38,000 --> 01:30:39,034
ONE...
1881
01:30:39,101 --> 01:30:41,069
PELICAN.
1882
01:30:41,136 --> 01:30:43,606
FROM RIGHT THERE.
1883
01:30:43,672 --> 01:30:45,173
YOU CAN DO IT, ROY.
1884
01:30:45,240 --> 01:30:47,776
COME ON,
YOU'RE THE MAN.
SHUT THIS GUY UP.
1885
01:30:56,985 --> 01:30:58,954
ONE SWING?
1886
01:30:59,021 --> 01:31:00,088
ONE SWING.
1887
01:31:00,155 --> 01:31:02,057
I'LL GIVE YOU
4-TO-1 ODDS.
1888
01:31:02,124 --> 01:31:03,759
SHIT, GIVE HIM 10-TO-1.
1889
01:31:03,826 --> 01:31:04,793
HA HA HA.
1890
01:31:04,860 --> 01:31:07,996
ROMEO,
I'LL NEED A FAIRWAY.
1891
01:31:08,063 --> 01:31:09,665
YES!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
HERE'S WHAT HE'S GOT:
1892
01:31:09,732 --> 01:31:11,700
HE'S GOT 30 YARDS
OF BAR AND GRILL.
1893
01:31:11,767 --> 01:31:13,769
THEN HE'S GOT TO GO
THROUGH THE FRENCH DOORS,
1894
01:31:13,836 --> 01:31:16,404
OVER THE UMBRELLAS,
AND THEN CARRY
30 YARDS OF RIVER.
1895
01:31:16,471 --> 01:31:19,007
HE'S GOT TO TRY
TO POP THAT PELICAN
RIGHT OFF ITS PERCH.
1896
01:31:19,074 --> 01:31:20,809
KIND OF A THIN LIE,
WOULDN'T YOU SAY?
1897
01:31:20,876 --> 01:31:23,078
BEATS ALL THAT
DEEP-SHIT ROUGH
YOU WERE IN ALL DAY.
1898
01:31:23,145 --> 01:31:25,413
Romeo: FORE!
FORE IN THE BAR!
COME ON, CLEAR IT AWAY!
1899
01:31:25,480 --> 01:31:26,615
McCord: PELICAN'S
ON THE OTHER SIDE.
1900
01:31:26,682 --> 01:31:28,283
MAN, WHAT A TOUGH SHOT.
1901
01:31:28,350 --> 01:31:30,252
I BETCHA HE'S
GOTTA BE THINKING
1902
01:31:30,318 --> 01:31:32,254
ABOUT THAT BRUTAL,
EGO-SAPPING,
1903
01:31:32,320 --> 01:31:33,956
MANHOOD-ROBBING...
1904
01:31:34,022 --> 01:31:36,725
83 HE BURIED HIMSELF
UNDERNEATH TODAY.
1905
01:31:36,792 --> 01:31:38,493
THAT'S AN AVALANCHE
OF STROKES, A MUDSLIDE.
1906
01:31:38,561 --> 01:31:40,796
ROMEO, YOU WANNA GET
CONTROL OF THAT GUY?
1907
01:31:40,863 --> 01:31:43,566
WILL YOU SHUT UP?
GET DOWN.
1908
01:31:51,674 --> 01:31:52,775
[WOMAN GASPS]
1909
01:31:54,209 --> 01:31:56,111
Romeo: YES! YES! HA HA!
1910
01:31:56,178 --> 01:31:58,246
DID YOU SEE THAT SHOT?!
1911
01:31:58,313 --> 01:32:00,048
OH, MY GOD!
1912
01:32:05,353 --> 01:32:06,955
THAT OUGHT TO COVER IT.
1913
01:32:07,022 --> 01:32:08,490
YEAH.
1914
01:32:08,557 --> 01:32:09,758
YOU KNOW...
1915
01:32:10,859 --> 01:32:13,161
YOU'RE ALL FUCKING NUTS.
1916
01:32:13,228 --> 01:32:15,030
YEAH.
1917
01:32:15,097 --> 01:32:16,298
YEAH.
1918
01:32:22,638 --> 01:32:25,140
YOU REALLY...
LOOK GOOD.
1919
01:32:27,576 --> 01:32:28,877
OH.
1920
01:32:29,978 --> 01:32:32,547
* PUT YOUR COFFEES DOWN *
1921
01:32:32,615 --> 01:32:34,850
* YOU BETTER STEP AROUND *
1922
01:32:34,917 --> 01:32:38,186
* YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
TO GET THIS DONE *
1923
01:32:38,253 --> 01:32:39,788
[WOMAN MOANING]
1924
01:32:39,855 --> 01:32:42,357
* CLOSE AND LOCK THE DOOR *
1925
01:32:42,424 --> 01:32:44,960
* DUCK DOWN TO THE FLOOR *
1926
01:32:45,027 --> 01:32:47,462
* FORGET THE PHONE
UNTIL YOU SEE THE SUN *
1927
01:32:47,529 --> 01:32:48,697
[KNOCKING]
1928
01:32:48,764 --> 01:32:52,000
* HEY, IT'S ALL RIGHT *
1929
01:32:52,067 --> 01:32:54,569
* 'CAUSE YOU KNOW
I'LL MAKE THIS FUN *
1930
01:32:54,637 --> 01:32:57,105
* OH, WHEN WE SEE
THE MORNING LIGHT *
1931
01:32:57,172 --> 01:32:59,808
* WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
WHERE WE STARTED FROM *
1932
01:32:59,875 --> 01:33:01,443
* 'CAUSE THIS COULD TAKE
ALL NIGHT *
1933
01:33:01,509 --> 01:33:03,445
I KIND OF
SHANKED THAT, HUH?
1934
01:33:03,511 --> 01:33:04,847
NO, NO.
1935
01:33:04,913 --> 01:33:06,682
HEY, COME ON,
YOU GUYS.
1936
01:33:06,749 --> 01:33:08,516
ROMEO!
[GIGGLING]
1937
01:33:08,583 --> 01:33:10,786
THIS IS NO TIME
FOR A MARATHON!
1938
01:33:10,853 --> 01:33:13,155
IT'S WET OUT HERE.
DAMN.
1939
01:33:13,221 --> 01:33:14,857
TEMPO IS EVERYTHING.
1940
01:33:14,923 --> 01:33:15,924
MMM.
1941
01:33:17,826 --> 01:33:19,227
PERFECTION IS...
1942
01:33:19,294 --> 01:33:20,362
UNATTAINABLE.
1943
01:33:20,428 --> 01:33:22,130
UNATTAINABLE.
1944
01:33:22,197 --> 01:33:23,231
[SIGHS]
[SIGHS]
1945
01:33:23,298 --> 01:33:24,532
YOU KNOW,
SOMEBODY SAID...
1946
01:33:24,599 --> 01:33:27,102
GOLF AND SEX ARE
THE ONLY TWO THINGS
1947
01:33:27,169 --> 01:33:30,205
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE
GOOD AT TO ENJOY.
1948
01:33:30,272 --> 01:33:31,339
REALLY?
1949
01:33:32,708 --> 01:33:34,276
CAN I HAVE A MULLIGAN?
1950
01:33:34,342 --> 01:33:35,343
A WHAT?
1951
01:33:35,410 --> 01:33:36,378
A MULLIGAN.
1952
01:33:36,444 --> 01:33:38,380
WHAT'S A MULLIGAN?
1953
01:33:38,446 --> 01:33:39,481
OH.
1954
01:33:39,547 --> 01:33:41,483
JUST HOLD STILL.
DON'T MOVE.
1955
01:33:41,549 --> 01:33:42,651
OH.
1956
01:33:42,718 --> 01:33:43,919
AND I'LL SHOW YOU.
1957
01:33:43,986 --> 01:33:46,655
IN FACT,
WHY DON'T YOU
GET ON TOP,
1958
01:33:46,722 --> 01:33:48,090
AND I'LL SHOW YOU?
1959
01:33:48,156 --> 01:33:50,092
MMM. TEE IT UP.
1960
01:33:50,158 --> 01:33:52,895
COME ON, ROY!
1961
01:33:52,961 --> 01:33:54,830
DAMN!
1962
01:33:54,897 --> 01:33:59,167
* BABY, THIS COULD TAKE
ALL NIGHT *
1963
01:34:00,402 --> 01:34:01,369
* YEAH *
1964
01:34:12,815 --> 01:34:13,949
Nantz:
WELCOME, EVERYONE.
1965
01:34:14,016 --> 01:34:15,684
JIM NANTZ
WITH KEN VENTURI.
1966
01:34:15,751 --> 01:34:17,652
THE SUN IS STRUGGLING
TO COME OUT,
1967
01:34:17,720 --> 01:34:19,021
THE COURSE IS DRYING UP,
1968
01:34:19,087 --> 01:34:20,756
AND IN CASE YOU'RE
JUST JOINING US,
1969
01:34:20,823 --> 01:34:23,425
DAVID SIMMS
IS TIED FOR THE LEAD
IN THE CLUBHOUSE
1970
01:34:23,491 --> 01:34:25,027
AT 5 UNDER PAR
WITH PETER JACOBSEN.
1971
01:34:25,093 --> 01:34:27,029
BUT THE REAL STORY
TODAY, KENNY,
1972
01:34:27,095 --> 01:34:29,264
INVOLVES
A DRIVING-RANGE PRO
FROM TEXAS
1973
01:34:29,331 --> 01:34:32,801
WHO SHOT
AN OPENING-ROUND
83 YESTERDAY,
1974
01:34:32,868 --> 01:34:35,570
BUT NOW IS MAKING A RUN
AT U.S. OPEN HISTORY.
1975
01:34:35,637 --> 01:34:38,440
THE SINGLE-ROUND RECORD
IN OPEN HISTORY
IS IN JEOPARDY
1976
01:34:38,506 --> 01:34:39,842
BECAUSE OF
ROY "TIN CUP"...
1977
01:34:39,908 --> 01:34:41,977
ANOTHER DRIVING-RANGE PRO,
THAT'S ALL WE NEEDED.
1978
01:34:42,044 --> 01:34:43,578
MORE OBSCURE GUYS.
UNBELIEVABLE STORY.
1979
01:34:43,645 --> 01:34:45,647
YES, HEROES
IS WHAT I NEED.
1980
01:34:45,714 --> 01:34:47,716
NOT OBSCURE
DRIVING-RANGE PROS.
1981
01:34:47,783 --> 01:34:50,018
OK, BEN,
WE'RE BACK AT 16.
1982
01:34:50,085 --> 01:34:50,953
QUICKLY.
1983
01:34:51,019 --> 01:34:52,520
Wright:
NOW, THIS PUTT, UH,
1984
01:34:52,587 --> 01:34:53,989
HE'S STUDIED IT
FROM EVERY ANGLE,
1985
01:34:54,056 --> 01:34:55,590
AND I'M SURE
HE KNOWS IT'S--
1986
01:34:55,657 --> 01:34:58,894
HE'S JUST GOT TO BE FIRM
ON THE LEFT-HAND EDGE
WITH THIS PUTT.
1987
01:34:58,961 --> 01:35:00,462
...THUMBNAILS
ON THESE CLOWNS.
1988
01:35:00,528 --> 01:35:02,397
I HAVE NO IDEA
WHERE HE CAME FROM,
1989
01:35:02,464 --> 01:35:05,100
BUT HERE HE IS
GOING 10 UNDER
IF HE MAKES IT.
1990
01:35:05,167 --> 01:35:06,468
HE'S GETTING READY
TO PUTT.
1991
01:35:08,771 --> 01:35:10,138
Wright:
LOOK AT THAT.
1992
01:35:10,205 --> 01:35:11,539
SMOOTH AS SILK.
1993
01:35:11,606 --> 01:35:13,508
MADE IT!
1994
01:35:13,575 --> 01:35:16,411
10 UNDER PAR
FOR McAVOY.
1995
01:35:16,478 --> 01:35:18,380
MAN ALIVE!
1996
01:35:18,446 --> 01:35:22,084
THIS IS, UH...
THE STUFF OF, UH, LEGEND,
I WOULD SAY.
1997
01:35:25,120 --> 01:35:27,689
WHO'S McAVOY?
McAVOY?
1998
01:35:27,756 --> 01:35:29,992
JOHN, YOU EVER HEARD
OF THIS McAVOY GUY?
1999
01:35:30,058 --> 01:35:32,394
ROY McAVOY
AFTER A PAR AT 17,
2000
01:35:32,460 --> 01:35:33,929
AN EAGLE TO SHOOT 60,
2001
01:35:33,996 --> 01:35:36,331
ALTHOUGH NO ONE
HAS KNOCKED IT
ON THE GREEN
2002
01:35:36,398 --> 01:35:37,665
IN 2 HERE TODAY.
2003
01:35:37,732 --> 01:35:40,502
Venturi: THIS IS NOT
A SHOT YOU REALLY WANNA
GET AGGRESSIVE WITH.
2004
01:35:40,568 --> 01:35:41,703
YOU GOTTA BE
CONSERVATIVE.
2005
01:35:41,770 --> 01:35:43,738
YOU GOTTA THINK
THIS SHOT OUT.
2006
01:35:43,806 --> 01:35:45,007
HE'S IN GREAT POSITION.
2007
01:35:45,073 --> 01:35:47,142
WELL,
IT'S A 3-SHOT PAR 5.
2008
01:35:47,209 --> 01:35:49,144
ESPECIALLY TODAY,
A LITTLE WIND
IN THE FACE.
2009
01:35:49,211 --> 01:35:51,679
JOHN DALY, IN FACT,
ENDED UP IN THE WATER
2010
01:35:51,746 --> 01:35:54,082
TRYING TO GO
FOR THIS GREEN IN 2.
2011
01:35:54,149 --> 01:35:56,852
Romeo: 237, MAN,
TO CARRY THAT WATER.
2012
01:35:59,354 --> 01:36:01,456
237, MAN.
2013
01:36:09,297 --> 01:36:10,365
3-WOOD.
2014
01:36:16,071 --> 01:36:17,906
Romeo: HIT THE HELL
OUT OF IT.
2015
01:36:17,973 --> 01:36:21,143
Venturi: YOU KNOW, JIMMY,
HIS ADRENALINE MAY HAVE
GOTTEN THE BETTER OF HIM.
2016
01:36:21,209 --> 01:36:23,411
IF HE LAYS UP,
HE TAKES BOGEY
OUT OF PLAY.
2017
01:36:23,478 --> 01:36:26,781
HE GOES FOR THE GREEN,
HE BRINGS 6 IN,
HE BRINGS 7 IN.
2018
01:36:26,849 --> 01:36:28,783
BUT HE'S GOTTA REMEMBER,
HE'S IN CONTENTION.
2019
01:36:28,851 --> 01:36:32,387
HE HAS A CHANCE
TO WIN THE U.S. OPEN.
HE'S GOTTA PLAY SMART.
2020
01:36:32,454 --> 01:36:33,521
WOW.
2021
01:36:34,857 --> 01:36:36,224
NOPE.
2022
01:36:37,860 --> 01:36:39,527
[MUMBLES IN SPANISH]
2023
01:36:40,896 --> 01:36:41,930
Crowd: OHH!
2024
01:36:41,997 --> 01:36:43,465
AW!
AW!
SHIT!
2025
01:36:43,531 --> 01:36:46,801
Venturi: JIMMY,
HE JUST DIDN'T
HAVE ENOUGH CLUB.
2026
01:36:46,869 --> 01:36:48,203
WELL, WHAT THE HELL.
2027
01:36:48,270 --> 01:36:50,672
YOU RIDE HER
TILL SHE BUCKS YOU...
2028
01:36:50,738 --> 01:36:52,540
OR YOU DON'T
RIDE AT ALL.
2029
01:36:52,607 --> 01:36:55,610
Nantz: IF HE CAN STILL
KNOCK A WEDGE CLOSE
AND MAKE PAR,
2030
01:36:55,677 --> 01:36:58,746
IT WOULD CONCLUDE
ONE OF THE MOST
REMARKABLE TURNAROUNDS
2031
01:36:58,813 --> 01:37:00,215
IN TOURNAMENT HISTORY.
2032
01:37:00,282 --> 01:37:02,750
Venturi: HE'S GOT
ABOUT 85 YARDS
FROM HERE, JIM,
2033
01:37:02,817 --> 01:37:05,087
AND THE DROP ZONE
IS SHORT OF THE WATER.
2034
01:37:05,153 --> 01:37:07,589
AND HE'LL NEED
TO GET THIS
ON THE UPPER LEVEL
2035
01:37:07,655 --> 01:37:09,291
OF THIS
MULTI-TERRACED GREEN.
2036
01:37:09,357 --> 01:37:11,159
[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]
2037
01:37:13,261 --> 01:37:15,263
NOW, THAT'S
A GOOD SOLID SHOT
2038
01:37:15,330 --> 01:37:18,333
LEAVING HIM ABOUT
12 FEET AWAY
FOR PAR,
2039
01:37:18,400 --> 01:37:23,305
A PAR AND 62,
THE ALL-TIME
OPEN ROUND RECORD.
2040
01:37:35,083 --> 01:37:36,351
Venturi: GOOD STROKE.
2041
01:37:36,418 --> 01:37:37,352
HE'S GOT IT.
2042
01:37:37,419 --> 01:37:40,255
Nantz: UNBELIEVABLE!
ROY McAVOY HAS DONE IT!
2043
01:37:40,322 --> 01:37:42,757
YOU HAVE JUST SEEN
THE GREATEST ROUND
2044
01:37:42,824 --> 01:37:45,260
IN UNITED STATES
OPEN HISTORY.
2045
01:37:45,327 --> 01:37:47,495
62.
2046
01:37:47,562 --> 01:37:50,198
THE ALL-TIME
LOWEST ROUND
IN THE MAJORS
2047
01:37:50,265 --> 01:37:52,400
DOESN'T BELONG
TO A JACK NICKLAUS
2048
01:37:52,467 --> 01:37:55,470
OR AN ARNOLD PALMER,
NELSON, HOGAN, OR SNEAD.
2049
01:37:55,537 --> 01:37:59,107
IT HAS BEEN SHOT
BY THE MOST IMPROBABLE
ARTIST OF ALL.
2050
01:37:59,174 --> 01:38:01,443
ROY McAVOY
HAS HIS SIGNATURE
2051
01:38:01,509 --> 01:38:04,479
ON GOLF'S ALL-TIME
MASTERPIECE ROUND.
2052
01:38:10,252 --> 01:38:13,155
YOU KNOW, I GOT SOME MONEY
FROM THE PELICAN BET.
2053
01:38:13,221 --> 01:38:15,057
WHY DON'T WE GO
SOMEWHERE FANCY
AND CELEBRATE,
2054
01:38:15,123 --> 01:38:16,558
GET READY
FOR THE FINAL ROUND?
2055
01:38:16,624 --> 01:38:18,260
[WHISTLES]
THERE'S NOTHING
TO CELEBRATE.
2056
01:38:18,326 --> 01:38:20,195
BESIDES, THESE ARE
MY PEOPLE, RIGHT?
2057
01:38:20,262 --> 01:38:21,529
Waiter:
THAT'S RIGHT.
2058
01:38:21,596 --> 01:38:22,931
I'M A WAFFLE HOUSE GUY.
2059
01:38:22,998 --> 01:38:24,799
GOTTA STAY IN TOUCH
WITH THAT.
2060
01:38:24,866 --> 01:38:26,468
PLUS, HE NEEDS
HIS CARBOHYDRATES.
2061
01:38:26,534 --> 01:38:27,435
Both: YEAH.
2062
01:38:27,502 --> 01:38:29,871
PLUS, IF THE BOYS
IN SALOME WERE IN TOWN,
2063
01:38:29,938 --> 01:38:31,406
THIS IS WHERE
THEY'D BE.
2064
01:38:31,473 --> 01:38:32,207
OK. ALL RIGHT.
2065
01:38:32,274 --> 01:38:34,242
Clint: YAY! THE LEGEND.
2066
01:38:34,309 --> 01:38:36,878
GODDAMN, WE'VE BEEN
ON A BUS FOR 2 DAYS,
2067
01:38:36,945 --> 01:38:38,246
RIDING AROUND,
RIDING AROUND.
2068
01:38:38,313 --> 01:38:40,148
OH, GOD, IT'S SO GOOD
TO SEE YOU.
2069
01:38:40,215 --> 01:38:41,349
Romeo: IT'S SO GOOD
TO SEE YOU.
2070
01:38:41,416 --> 01:38:43,318
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU
WERE GONNA COME.
2071
01:38:43,385 --> 01:38:44,152
Dewey: SWEET 62!
2072
01:38:44,219 --> 01:38:45,920
HEY, PUT THE TABLES
TOGETHER.
2073
01:38:45,988 --> 01:38:47,222
PUT THEM TOGETHER.
2074
01:38:47,289 --> 01:38:49,391
Romeo: PUT THIS UP
AND REST YOUR RUMP.
2075
01:38:49,457 --> 01:38:51,459
DOES THIS FEEL
LIKE HOME?
Clint: YEAH.
2076
01:38:51,526 --> 01:38:54,629
WE JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT WE ARE WITH YOU
ALL THE WAY.
2077
01:38:54,696 --> 01:38:56,698
DOREEN, UH,
MEET DR. GRISWOLD.
2078
01:38:56,764 --> 01:38:57,865
UH, THIS IS MOLLY.
2079
01:38:57,932 --> 01:38:58,900
HI.
2080
01:38:58,967 --> 01:39:00,935
SHE'S, UH, MY SHRINK.
2081
01:39:01,003 --> 01:39:03,271
HI.
WELL, EX-SHRINK, UM...
2082
01:39:03,338 --> 01:39:05,840
WE'RE SLEEPING TOGETHER NOW,
SO I CAN'T BE HIS THERAPIST.
2083
01:39:05,907 --> 01:39:07,809
KNEW IT. THANKS.
2084
01:39:07,875 --> 01:39:09,044
KNEW WHAT?
2085
01:39:09,111 --> 01:39:10,478
OH, NOTHING.
2086
01:39:10,545 --> 01:39:11,646
GOOD LUCK.
2087
01:39:11,713 --> 01:39:12,981
YOU KNOW WHAT, GUYS?
2088
01:39:13,048 --> 01:39:14,949
I HAVE GOT
A LITTLE EXTRA CASH.
2089
01:39:15,017 --> 01:39:16,351
WHY DON'T WE ALL
2090
01:39:16,418 --> 01:39:18,653
JUST GO SOMEWHERE
A LITTLE FANCY
AND CELEBRATE?
2091
01:39:18,720 --> 01:39:20,122
EXACTLY.
WHY?
2092
01:39:20,188 --> 01:39:21,489
WELL, IN HONOR OF,
YOU KNOW--
2093
01:39:21,556 --> 01:39:23,158
THIS IS THE WAFFLE HOUSE,
DOREEN.
2094
01:39:23,225 --> 01:39:25,660
WELL, I KNOW,
AND I LOVE THE WAFFLE--
2095
01:39:25,727 --> 01:39:28,063
I'VE BEEN DREAMING
ABOUT WAFFLES
FOR...1,800 MILES.
2096
01:39:28,130 --> 01:39:29,564
YEAH, ME, TOO.
2097
01:39:29,631 --> 01:39:31,166
THERE'S A WAFFLE HOUSE
EXACTLY LIKE THIS
2098
01:39:31,233 --> 01:39:32,567
IN ODESSA, TEXAS.
YEAH.
2099
01:39:32,634 --> 01:39:34,669
ODESSA?
IT'S IN MIDLAND,
AIN'T IT?
2100
01:39:34,736 --> 01:39:35,970
NO, IT'S IN ODESSA.
2101
01:39:36,038 --> 01:39:38,673
HONEY, IT'S IN ODESSA.
I'M FROM ODESSA, AND
IT'S IN ODESSA.
2102
01:39:38,740 --> 01:39:41,043
I WAS BORN THERE, HONEY,
AND THAT'S WHERE IT IS.
2103
01:39:41,109 --> 01:39:42,510
TO THE MAN.
2104
01:39:42,577 --> 01:39:43,645
TO THE CUP!
2105
01:39:43,711 --> 01:39:44,779
TO THE CUP!
TO THE CUP!
2106
01:39:44,846 --> 01:39:47,382
YOU DIDN'T HAVE
TO DO THAT.
2107
01:39:47,449 --> 01:39:49,584
YOU LOOK PARTICULARLY
LOVELY TONIGHT, DOREEN.
2108
01:39:49,651 --> 01:39:51,353
OH, WELL, THANK YOU.
2109
01:39:51,419 --> 01:39:53,988
I DON'T KNOW IF ANYBODY
EVER TOLD YOU,
2110
01:39:54,056 --> 01:39:55,990
BUT YOU'RE REALLY
A HELLUVA DANCER.
2111
01:39:56,058 --> 01:39:57,525
REALLY?
2112
01:39:57,592 --> 01:39:58,893
MM-HMM.
2113
01:39:58,960 --> 01:40:00,428
YEAH, BUT THEY
HAD ONE THERE.
2114
01:40:00,495 --> 01:40:02,197
THAT'S ALL
I'M SAYING.
THEY HAD ONE THERE.
2115
01:40:02,264 --> 01:40:03,798
WAIT, WAIT.
IT WAS...ODESSA.
2116
01:40:03,865 --> 01:40:05,067
THAT'S NOT WHAT I
WAS TALKING ABOUT,
2117
01:40:05,133 --> 01:40:07,102
AND YOU KNOW THE PLACE
THAT WE STOPPED?
2118
01:40:07,169 --> 01:40:09,437
LISTEN, THERE IS
ONE EASY WAY
TO FIGURE THIS OUT.
2119
01:40:09,504 --> 01:40:10,705
YOU EVER TANGO?
2120
01:40:10,772 --> 01:40:11,706
TANGO?
2121
01:40:11,773 --> 01:40:12,740
MM-HMM.
2122
01:40:12,807 --> 01:40:14,742
UH, NO.
2123
01:40:14,809 --> 01:40:16,444
DO YOU?
2124
01:40:16,511 --> 01:40:17,612
WELL, YOU KNOW...
2125
01:40:19,147 --> 01:40:20,915
ROMEO, YOU DANCE?
2126
01:40:20,982 --> 01:40:22,117
[MUTTERS]
2127
01:40:22,184 --> 01:40:23,751
IT DOESN'T MATTER!
2128
01:40:24,986 --> 01:40:26,888
IT DOESN'T GET
MUCH BETTER THAN THIS.
2129
01:40:26,954 --> 01:40:27,789
[CHUCKLES]
2130
01:40:31,693 --> 01:40:33,895
Wright: WELL,
THIS EXTRAORDINARY
ROY McAVOY,
2131
01:40:33,961 --> 01:40:35,530
HE JUST WON'T GO AWAY,
2132
01:40:35,597 --> 01:40:38,533
THIS, UH, HUMBLE
DRIVING RANGE PRO
2133
01:40:38,600 --> 01:40:41,203
FROM...SALOME,
WHEREVER THAT IS.
2134
01:40:41,269 --> 01:40:42,337
LITTLE TOWN,
WEST TEXAS.
2135
01:40:42,404 --> 01:40:43,938
IT HASN'T BEEN
DISCOVERED YET.
2136
01:40:44,005 --> 01:40:45,540
OVER TO 18, GUYS,
QUICKLY.
2137
01:40:45,607 --> 01:40:48,143
KENNY, THIS IS JOHN COOK
AT THE PAR 5 18th,
2138
01:40:48,210 --> 01:40:49,944
NO STRANGER
TO CHAMPIONSHIP PLAY.
2139
01:40:50,011 --> 01:40:52,547
HE'S GONNA LAY UP
WITH A 7-IRON.
2140
01:40:52,614 --> 01:40:53,715
[APPLAUSE]
2141
01:40:53,781 --> 01:40:55,117
MEANWHILE,
HERE'S ROY McAVOY.
2142
01:40:55,183 --> 01:40:57,152
Venturi:
HE HAS THE SAME SHOT
2143
01:40:57,219 --> 01:40:59,020
HE KNOCKED IN THE WATER
YESTERDAY, JIMMY.
2144
01:40:59,087 --> 01:41:02,190
THE THING TO DO RIGHT NOW
IS TUNE OUT THE GALLERY
SAYING, "GO FOR IT."
2145
01:41:02,257 --> 01:41:03,991
HE'S NOW BACK
IN CONTENTION,
2146
01:41:04,058 --> 01:41:05,827
BUT HE MUST CONTINUE
TO PLAY SMART.
2147
01:41:05,893 --> 01:41:07,595
GIVE ME A 3-WOOD.
2148
01:41:11,599 --> 01:41:13,501
Jimmy: WELL,
HE'S PULLED THE 3-WOOD,
2149
01:41:13,568 --> 01:41:15,303
AND HE CONTINUES
TO PLAY THIS TOURNAMENT
2150
01:41:15,370 --> 01:41:16,671
WITHOUT AN OUNCE
OF FEAR.
2151
01:41:16,738 --> 01:41:18,573
THAT IS JUST INEXPERIENCE,
JUST PURE AND SIMPLE.
2152
01:41:18,640 --> 01:41:21,143
THIS IS FOR VENTURI
UP THERE IN THE BOOTH
2153
01:41:21,209 --> 01:41:22,810
THINKING
I SHOULD LAY UP.
2154
01:41:22,877 --> 01:41:24,446
YEAH, WHAT DOES HE KNOW?
2155
01:41:24,512 --> 01:41:27,315
HE ONLY WON THIS TOURNAMENT
BEFORE YOU WERE BORN.
2156
01:41:28,950 --> 01:41:31,153
DOLLAR BILLS.
2157
01:41:31,219 --> 01:41:33,855
Venturi: CAUGHT IT
A LITTLE BIT HIGH,
2158
01:41:33,921 --> 01:41:35,857
A LITTLE BREEZE
IN HIS FACE.
2159
01:41:35,923 --> 01:41:38,160
THAT'S GOTTA GO,
GOTTA GO.
2160
01:41:38,226 --> 01:41:39,894
Jimmy:
HE'S DONE IT AGAIN.
2161
01:41:39,961 --> 01:41:41,296
NO, NOT AGAIN.
2162
01:41:41,363 --> 01:41:43,030
HE HAS
FOUND THE WATER
2163
01:41:43,097 --> 01:41:44,499
FOR THE THIRD
STRAIGHT DAY.
2164
01:41:44,566 --> 01:41:46,634
WHAT WAS HE
THINKING ABOUT?
2165
01:41:46,701 --> 01:41:48,536
GIVE ME ANOTHER BALL.
2166
01:41:48,603 --> 01:41:50,071
Romeo: ROY.
2167
01:41:50,138 --> 01:41:51,105
WHAT?
2168
01:41:51,173 --> 01:41:52,607
IT'S A WATER HAZARD.
2169
01:41:52,674 --> 01:41:55,177
YOU GO UP THERE
AND TAKE A DROP,
2170
01:41:55,243 --> 01:41:58,045
TRY TO SAVE PAR,
JUST LIKE YOU DID
YESTERDAY.
2171
01:41:58,112 --> 01:41:59,547
YOU'RE RIGHT.
2172
01:41:59,614 --> 01:42:01,549
WHAT THE HELL
WAS I THINKING?
2173
01:42:01,616 --> 01:42:04,586
Director:
HE'S TIED FOR THE LEAD,
THIS ROY McAVOY,
2174
01:42:04,652 --> 01:42:06,554
THIS TIN CUP,
THIS EMPTY CUP,
2175
01:42:06,621 --> 01:42:08,490
THIS AIRBRAIN
OUT OF NOWHERE.
2176
01:42:08,556 --> 01:42:09,491
WEST TEXAS.
2177
01:42:09,557 --> 01:42:12,394
AND, UH, I--YEAH.
THANK YOU FOR WEST TEXAS.
2178
01:42:12,460 --> 01:42:14,862
YOU, UH, WENT FOR
THE GREEN ON 18 TODAY.
2179
01:42:14,929 --> 01:42:17,064
I'M JUST WONDERING
IF YOU THINK
THAT COST YOU.
2180
01:42:17,131 --> 01:42:19,066
I SAVED PAR,
DIDN'T I?
2181
01:42:19,133 --> 01:42:20,435
WELL...
DIDN'T I?
2182
01:42:20,502 --> 01:42:22,704
I'M JUST TRYING
TO UNDERSTAND
WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.
2183
01:42:22,770 --> 01:42:25,673
YOU HAD THE SAME SHOT
YESTERDAY ON 18
WITHOUT A HEADWIND--
2184
01:42:25,740 --> 01:42:27,742
YOU DON'T THINK
I CAN KNOCK IT ON
FROM THERE?
2185
01:42:27,809 --> 01:42:29,844
LET'S JUST SAY IT'S
A LOW-PERCENTAGE SHOT.
2186
01:42:29,911 --> 01:42:32,947
WELL, SO AM I.
I MEAN, LOOK AT ME,
ALL RIGHT?
2187
01:42:33,014 --> 01:42:34,349
LOOK WHAT I'M WEARING.
2188
01:42:34,416 --> 01:42:37,084
I MEAN, I'M PLAYING
FOR RIO GRANDE
SHORT-HAUL TRUCKING,
2189
01:42:37,151 --> 01:42:39,086
BRINK'S AND BROWN'S
SANITATION, UH...
2190
01:42:39,153 --> 01:42:40,755
FIRST STATE BANK
OF SALOME,
2191
01:42:40,822 --> 01:42:42,156
WOODY'S SMOKEHOUSE.
2192
01:42:42,224 --> 01:42:43,925
YOU THINK A--
2193
01:42:43,991 --> 01:42:47,929
YOU THINK A GUY LIKE ME
BOTHERS TO WORRY ABOUT
THE PERCENTAGES?
2194
01:43:09,717 --> 01:43:12,420
ARE YOU NERVOUS
ABOUT TOMORROW, ROY?
2195
01:43:19,694 --> 01:43:22,163
IT WON'T ALWAYS
BE LIKE THIS, YOU KNOW.
2196
01:43:22,230 --> 01:43:24,499
WHAT?
2197
01:43:24,566 --> 01:43:27,602
WITH ME, SURROUNDED BY
ALL THESE GUYS SNORIN',
2198
01:43:27,669 --> 01:43:31,239
STRIPPER EX-GIRLFRIEND
LAYIN' ACROSS FROM US...
2199
01:43:33,040 --> 01:43:35,577
MY CADDY SLEEPIN'
NEXT TO HER.
2200
01:43:36,678 --> 01:43:39,847
[WHISPERING] It won't
always be like this.
2201
01:43:39,914 --> 01:43:42,216
Yes, it will, Roy.
2202
01:43:42,284 --> 01:43:43,751
IT WILL.
2203
01:44:08,810 --> 01:44:10,445
Dollar bills.
2204
01:44:18,320 --> 01:44:19,821
DOLLAR BILLS.
2205
01:44:27,362 --> 01:44:28,763
DOLLAR BILLS.
2206
01:44:41,409 --> 01:44:44,145
FIRST UP,
IN THE FINAL PAIRING,
2207
01:44:44,211 --> 01:44:47,915
FROM SALOME, TEXAS,
ROY McAVOY.
2208
01:44:47,982 --> 01:44:49,617
FAIRWAYS AND GREENS,
DAVE,
2209
01:44:49,684 --> 01:44:52,487
AND DON'T
FORGET TO WAVE
AS I BLOW BY.
2210
01:44:52,554 --> 01:44:54,856
YOU MEAN BLOW UP,
DON'T YA, SPORT?
2211
01:44:54,922 --> 01:44:55,857
YOU ALWAYS DO.
2212
01:45:02,296 --> 01:45:03,831
[WHISPERING]
2213
01:45:20,482 --> 01:45:22,550
Crowd: AWWW...
2214
01:45:26,388 --> 01:45:27,422
[WHISPERING]
Son of a...
2215
01:45:27,489 --> 01:45:29,824
PLAYING OUT OF
HOUSTON, TEXAS,
2216
01:45:29,891 --> 01:45:32,494
DAVID SIMMS.
2217
01:45:36,464 --> 01:45:38,666
IT'S OK. I KNOW EXACTLY
WHERE YOU ARE.
2218
01:45:38,733 --> 01:45:40,602
DON'T WORRY.
YOU'RE IN GREAT SHAPE.
2219
01:45:57,519 --> 01:45:59,621
WHAT KIND OF LIE
WE GOT, BOSS?
2220
01:45:59,687 --> 01:46:00,988
OH, SHIT. IT'S BURIED.
2221
01:46:01,055 --> 01:46:01,989
UH-OH.
2222
01:46:03,791 --> 01:46:05,427
ALL RIGHT. BE CAREFUL.
DON'T--DON'T TOUCH IT.
2223
01:46:05,493 --> 01:46:07,829
I KNOW THE RULES, ROMEO.
2224
01:46:11,232 --> 01:46:12,500
WHICH WAY YA GONNA GO?
2225
01:46:12,567 --> 01:46:14,101
GO RIGHT THROUGH THERE.
2226
01:46:14,168 --> 01:46:15,136
GO FOR IT.
2227
01:46:19,541 --> 01:46:20,542
Roy: NO! GOD!
2228
01:46:20,608 --> 01:46:22,544
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
IT WAS MY FAULT.
2229
01:46:22,610 --> 01:46:23,911
I GAVE YOU THE WRONG CLUB.
OK? YOU'LL BE FINE.
2230
01:46:23,978 --> 01:46:25,312
YOU PUT A GOOD MOVE
ON THE BALL. YOU REALLY--
2231
01:46:25,379 --> 01:46:26,380
NOW, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
2232
01:46:26,448 --> 01:46:27,482
HERE--YOU DID FINE.
GIVE ME THE CLUB.
2233
01:46:27,549 --> 01:46:28,550
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, JIM.
2234
01:46:28,616 --> 01:46:30,351
WE'VE JUST HEARD
THAT ROY McAVOY
2235
01:46:30,418 --> 01:46:34,622
HAS TAKEN A DISASTROUS
DOUBLE BOGEY TO OPEN
HIS FINAL ROUND HERE.
2236
01:46:34,689 --> 01:46:37,391
AH, DOUBLE BACK
THERE, ROY.
2237
01:46:37,459 --> 01:46:39,427
JUST KEEP MAKIN' PARS,
ASSHOLE.
2238
01:46:39,494 --> 01:46:42,163
I'LL TAKE 18 OF 'EM,
ALL DAY LONG.
2239
01:46:42,229 --> 01:46:43,798
DO IT,
AND I'LL OWN YA.
2240
01:46:57,378 --> 01:46:59,481
[SPECTATORS CLAPPING]
2241
01:47:12,326 --> 01:47:13,461
Roy: FORE!
2242
01:47:18,099 --> 01:47:21,603
ROY McAVOY'S 2nd SHOT
AT THE 2nd HOLE
2243
01:47:21,669 --> 01:47:24,171
HAS GONE DEEP
INTO THE WOODS.
2244
01:47:24,238 --> 01:47:26,173
FOR A REPORT
ON HIS PLIGHT,
2245
01:47:26,240 --> 01:47:28,309
LET'S GO DOWN
TO GARY McCORD,
2246
01:47:28,375 --> 01:47:32,013
WHO HAS SPENT MOST
OF HIS LIFE IN THE WOODS
AND IN DARKNESS. GARY?
2247
01:47:32,079 --> 01:47:34,081
BEN, HE'S IN JAIL HERE.
2248
01:47:34,148 --> 01:47:35,483
NO CHANCE FOR PAROLE.
2249
01:47:35,550 --> 01:47:37,118
IN FACT,
THE ONLY THING HE'S GOT--
2250
01:47:37,184 --> 01:47:38,820
HE'S GOT TO HIT THE BALL
BACK IN THE FAIRWAY,
2251
01:47:38,886 --> 01:47:40,354
TRY TO PITCH BALL
ON THE GREEN,
2252
01:47:40,421 --> 01:47:41,789
AND GET UP AND DOWN
FOR HIS PAR.
2253
01:47:41,856 --> 01:47:44,792
HE'S GOT NO CHANCE
TO HIT IT ON THE GREEN.
2254
01:47:44,859 --> 01:47:47,194
50 BUCKS SAYS
I KNOCK IT ON FROM HERE
WITH A 7-IRON.
2255
01:47:47,261 --> 01:47:48,530
ON THE GREEN?
2256
01:47:48,596 --> 01:47:49,531
RIGHT ON THE GREEN.
2257
01:47:49,597 --> 01:47:50,932
YOU GOT IT.
2258
01:47:50,998 --> 01:47:53,601
MARSHA, YOU WANT
TO MOVE THESE PEOPLE
BACK RIGHT HERE?
2259
01:47:53,668 --> 01:47:54,836
I'M GOIN' RIGHT THERE.
2260
01:47:57,004 --> 01:47:59,574
Director:
McCORD, WHAT YOU GOT?
2261
01:47:59,641 --> 01:48:02,076
WHAT'S HE DOING?
2262
01:48:02,143 --> 01:48:04,646
BEN, I THINK HE'S GONNA
TRY THE OLD RICOCHET
OFF THE PORT-A-LET
2263
01:48:04,712 --> 01:48:06,180
WITH A HOODED 7-IRON.
2264
01:48:06,247 --> 01:48:08,282
HE IS! HE'S GONNA HIT IT
RIGHT OFF THE SHITTER!
2265
01:48:08,349 --> 01:48:10,752
Director:
I CANNOT BELIEVE HE'S
ABOUT TO HIT THIS SHOT.
2266
01:48:10,818 --> 01:48:13,287
DAVE, V.T. 1,
RECORD, RECORD.
RECORD THIS SHOT.
2267
01:48:13,354 --> 01:48:14,856
HEY!
2268
01:48:24,031 --> 01:48:28,770
Ben Wright: ROY McAVOY
HAS BANKED HIS 3rd SHOT
AT THE 2nd HOLE
2269
01:48:28,836 --> 01:48:31,505
BETWEEN THE TREES,
OFF A WATER CLOSET--
2270
01:48:31,573 --> 01:48:33,775
TOILET OR LOO,
AS YOU MIGHT CALL IT--
2271
01:48:33,841 --> 01:48:36,678
AND GOT IT ON THE GREEN,
SOMEHOW, IN 3.
2272
01:48:36,744 --> 01:48:38,145
IT MAY BE THE SHOT,
THOUGH,
2273
01:48:38,212 --> 01:48:40,548
THAT DOES GET HIM RIGHT
BACK ON TRACK HERE
IN THIS FINAL ROUND.
2274
01:48:40,615 --> 01:48:42,650
IT COULD ERASE
THAT DOUBLE BOGEY AT 1.
2275
01:48:42,717 --> 01:48:44,085
IT MAY BE THE BEST THING
THAT EVER HAPPENED TO HIM.
2276
01:48:50,257 --> 01:48:52,293
[CROWD CHEERS AND APPLAUDS]
2277
01:49:14,381 --> 01:49:16,651
OH, THAT WAS GREAT.
2278
01:49:16,718 --> 01:49:19,186
I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS
A LITTLE MIRROR THING IN HERE.
2279
01:49:19,253 --> 01:49:20,855
ISN'T THIS CUTE?
2280
01:49:32,066 --> 01:49:33,968
HERE. LET ME
JUST LOOK AT MY...
2281
01:50:18,680 --> 01:50:22,283
LOOKS PRETTY LEVEL.
JUST ROLL IT IN LIKE
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOIN'.
2282
01:50:24,719 --> 01:50:26,220
HIT IT CLOSE, SPORT.
2283
01:50:48,776 --> 01:50:50,778
YES! YES! YAAH!
2284
01:51:02,223 --> 01:51:05,559
DOREEN, HOW DID HE
GET THE NAME "TIN CUP"?
2285
01:51:05,626 --> 01:51:08,262
OH, HE WAS THE CATCHER
ON THE HIGH SCHOOL
BASEBALL TEAM.
2286
01:51:08,329 --> 01:51:11,032
THE STAR PITCHER HAD
A BIG LEAGUE CURVE.
2287
01:51:11,098 --> 01:51:14,368
NOT ALL HIS PITCHES
HIT ROY IN THE MITT.
OUCH.
2288
01:51:14,435 --> 01:51:19,206
TEAM THOUGHT "TIN CUP"
WAS A WHOLE LOT BETTER
THAN "CLANK."
2289
01:51:19,273 --> 01:51:20,274
CLANK...
2290
01:51:26,047 --> 01:51:27,348
FUCK.
2291
01:51:47,368 --> 01:51:49,536
Doreen: MOLLY,
CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?
2292
01:51:49,603 --> 01:51:50,637
SURE.
2293
01:51:50,704 --> 01:51:53,540
HAVE YOU EVER HAD
A LATIN LOVER?
2294
01:51:53,607 --> 01:51:57,444
WHERE DOES HE GET
HIS NAME FROM
IS WHAT I WANNA KNOW.
2295
01:51:59,680 --> 01:52:03,717
Doreen: WHY DID YOU WAIT
SO LONG TO LEAVE THAT SIMMS
CHARACTER?
2296
01:52:03,785 --> 01:52:06,587
WELL, IT TAKES
A LITTLE WHILE
TO REALIZE
2297
01:52:06,653 --> 01:52:07,955
THAT PRINCE CHARMING
MIGHT BE WEARING
2298
01:52:08,022 --> 01:52:09,590
A BEER-STAINED
UNDERSHIRT
2299
01:52:09,656 --> 01:52:11,759
WITH A SAUSAGE HANGIN'
OUT OF HIS MOUTH,
2300
01:52:11,826 --> 01:52:14,762
MAKIN' $7.00 AN HOUR IN
SOME ARMADILLO-INFESTED
DRIVING RANGE.
2301
01:52:14,829 --> 01:52:17,098
YOU'RE NOT ONE OF
THESE WOMEN WHO TRIES
TO FIX MEN, I HOPE.
2302
01:52:17,164 --> 01:52:20,067
I MEAN,
MEN CANNOT BE FIXED
AND ESPECIALLY HIM.
2303
01:52:20,134 --> 01:52:22,736
YEAH. WELL, I'VE BEEN
PATHETICALLY SLOW
LEARNING THAT LESSON.
2304
01:52:22,804 --> 01:52:23,737
MOLLY. HEY.
2305
01:52:23,805 --> 01:52:25,139
HI. HOW ARE YA?
2306
01:52:25,206 --> 01:52:27,775
GOOD. HEY, I COULD
USE A LITTLE HELP,
I THINK.
2307
01:52:27,842 --> 01:52:29,110
YOU KNOW, I'VE SEEN WHAT
YOU'VE DONE WITH McAVOY
2308
01:52:29,176 --> 01:52:30,644
AND ALL
THAT PSYCHOLOGICAL STUFF.
2309
01:52:30,711 --> 01:52:31,745
I THINK IT COULD
COME IN PRETTY HANDY.
2310
01:52:31,813 --> 01:52:33,580
WELL, HEY! LET ME
GIVE YOU MY CARD.
2311
01:52:33,647 --> 01:52:35,182
SURE.
2312
01:52:35,249 --> 01:52:37,384
SUPER. ACTUALLY, IF YOU
GOT A FEW MORE OF THESE,
2313
01:52:37,451 --> 01:52:39,586
THERE'S A BUNCH OF GUYS
IN THE LOCKER ROOM COULD
USE YOUR HELP AS WELL.
2314
01:52:39,653 --> 01:52:40,988
YOU KNOW WHAT?
TAKE 'EM ALL.
2315
01:52:41,055 --> 01:52:42,223
THANKS.
THIS IS DOREEN.
2316
01:52:42,289 --> 01:52:43,624
HI. I'M DOREEN.
2317
01:52:43,690 --> 01:52:45,659
AND, YOU KNOW,
MY NUMBER'S RIGHT THERE.
JUST CALL ME ANYTIME.
2318
01:52:45,726 --> 01:52:47,128
I DO COUNSEL COUPLES,
2319
01:52:47,194 --> 01:52:48,462
SO IF YOU WANT
TO BRING YOUR CADDY,
THAT'D BE JUST FINE.
2320
01:52:48,529 --> 01:52:50,397
YEAH, I'LL THINK ABOUT IT,
AND I'LL GIVE YOU A CALL.
2321
01:52:50,464 --> 01:52:51,532
OK.
2322
01:52:51,598 --> 01:52:53,500
BYE. NICE MEETIN' YOU.
2323
01:52:53,567 --> 01:52:54,635
CHEERS.
2324
01:52:54,701 --> 01:52:56,003
OH. CHEERS.
2325
01:53:16,757 --> 01:53:18,359
YES! HO!
2326
01:53:18,425 --> 01:53:20,327
BOOM.
2327
01:53:20,394 --> 01:53:23,898
Director:
THAT PUTS JACOBSEN
INTO A TIE AT 7, GUYS,
2328
01:53:23,965 --> 01:53:26,600
AND THAT, UH, TIN CUP GUY
IS 1 SHOT BACK.
2329
01:53:26,667 --> 01:53:28,235
LET'S KEEP ABREAST OF THAT.
2330
01:53:28,302 --> 01:53:32,073
Jim Nantz: THAT BIRDIE
BY PETER JACOBSEN FORGED
A TIE NOW FOR THE LEAD
2331
01:53:32,139 --> 01:53:33,975
AT 7 UNDER WITH DAVID SIMMS.
2332
01:53:34,041 --> 01:53:35,977
AND ROY McAVOY
JUST WON'T GO AWAY.
2333
01:53:36,043 --> 01:53:39,380
HE'S ONLY 1 SHOT BACK
AT 6 UNDER PAR.
2334
01:53:56,263 --> 01:53:58,332
MAN, HE'S THROWIN'
DARTS BACK THERE.
2335
01:53:58,399 --> 01:54:00,501
IF WE DON'T MAKE SOME BIRDIES,
WE'RE PLAYIN' FOR 2nd.
2336
01:54:00,567 --> 01:54:03,104
McAVOY? YOU BELIEVE
HE'S STILL HANGIN'
AROUND?
2337
01:54:03,170 --> 01:54:04,571
IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE
THAT A GUY NAMED TIN CUP
2338
01:54:04,638 --> 01:54:06,373
MIGHT HAVE HIS NAME
BENEATH MINE ON THE TROPHY.
2339
01:54:06,440 --> 01:54:09,877
Jim Nantz: SO IT'S
COME DOWN TO THE 72nd HOLE
OF THIS GREAT CHAMPIONSHIP,
2340
01:54:09,944 --> 01:54:14,381
AND 3 MEN, ALL BATTLING
TO BE CROWNED THE NEXT OPEN
CHAMPION.
2341
01:54:14,448 --> 01:54:17,751
PETER JACOBSEN
IS IN THE FAIRWAY AT 18
AT 8 UNDER PAR,
2342
01:54:17,818 --> 01:54:22,123
TIED FOR THE LEAD
WITH ROY McAVOY,
WHO'S ON THE 18th TEE.
2343
01:54:22,189 --> 01:54:24,258
AND DAVID SIMMS IS
BACK THERE TRAILING BY 1.
2344
01:54:40,908 --> 01:54:42,209
JACOBSEN'S LAYIN' UP.
2345
01:54:42,276 --> 01:54:43,377
YEAH,
HE TOOK OUT AN IRON.
2346
01:54:43,444 --> 01:54:45,379
Ken Venturi: JACOBSEN'S
GONNA LAY UP, JIM,
2347
01:54:45,446 --> 01:54:46,880
AND I THINK THAT'S
A VERY SMART MOVE.
2348
01:54:46,948 --> 01:54:50,117
HE'S TIED FOR THE LEAD,
VIRTUALLY ASSURES HIMSELF
OF A PAR.
2349
01:54:50,184 --> 01:54:52,419
AND WITH HIS SHORT GAME,
HE COULD MAKE BIRDIE.
2350
01:54:53,854 --> 01:54:55,656
YOU AIN'T GONNA HAVE
THAT LUXURY, DAVE.
2351
01:54:57,758 --> 01:54:59,626
NOT IF YOU PLAY TO WIN.
2352
01:55:26,187 --> 01:55:28,222
Jim Nantz: WELL, WE'VE
SEEN THIS POSITION
BEFORE.
2353
01:55:28,289 --> 01:55:31,458
McAVOY WITH ANOTHER
PERFECT DRIVE
AT THE 18th.
2354
01:55:31,525 --> 01:55:33,294
THE LAST THING HE NEEDS
RIGHT NOW, JIM,
2355
01:55:33,360 --> 01:55:35,796
IS AN EXCUSE TO GO
FOR THE GREEN AGAIN.
2356
01:55:35,862 --> 01:55:37,864
I DIDN'T CATCH IT ALL.
2357
01:55:37,931 --> 01:55:41,202
THAT'S OK. YOU HAVE
TO LAY UP, THEN.
2358
01:56:15,369 --> 01:56:18,405
Jim Nantz: THIS IS FOR PAR.
2359
01:56:20,674 --> 01:56:21,908
SO BIRDIE WINS IT.
2360
01:56:21,975 --> 01:56:23,310
BIRDIE WINS IT.
2361
01:56:23,377 --> 01:56:26,113
Director: THAT'S PAR.
LOWER 3rd.
2362
01:56:26,180 --> 01:56:27,714
JACOBSEN'S IN THE LEAD.
2363
01:56:27,781 --> 01:56:29,016
8 UNDER.
2364
01:56:29,083 --> 01:56:30,651
AND THEY ALL
HAVE TO CATCH HIM.
2365
01:56:30,717 --> 01:56:32,186
YOU OR ME, DAVE?
2366
01:56:44,598 --> 01:56:46,133
Roy: HE'S LAYIN' UP.
2367
01:56:46,200 --> 01:56:48,635
HE'S LAYIN' UP.
2368
01:56:50,003 --> 01:56:52,173
BIRDIE TO TIE,
EAGLE TO WIN.
2369
01:56:52,239 --> 01:56:54,441
GUTLESS WONDER'S
LAYIN' UP.
2370
01:56:54,508 --> 01:56:56,977
IT'S A BIRDIE TO WIN
AND PAR TO TIE FOR YOU.
2371
01:56:57,044 --> 01:56:59,446
YOU LAY UP, TOO, MAN.
2372
01:56:59,513 --> 01:57:02,983
YOU CAN STILL
MAKE A...BIRDIE
LAYIN' UP.
2373
01:57:03,050 --> 01:57:04,451
YOU KNOW SOMETHIN',
ROMES?
2374
01:57:04,518 --> 01:57:07,588
IF I MAKE A EAGLE,
THAT PUTS ME 10 UNDER.
2375
01:57:07,654 --> 01:57:10,357
NO ONE'S EVER FINISHED
AN OPEN 10 UNDER,
NOT EVEN NICKLAUS.
2376
01:57:10,424 --> 01:57:11,225
[GOLF SWING]
2377
01:57:11,292 --> 01:57:13,527
YOU DON'T NEED
AN EAGLE TO WIN, ROY.
2378
01:57:13,594 --> 01:57:15,596
BIRDIE WINS! PAR TIES!
2379
01:57:15,662 --> 01:57:17,030
NOW LAY IT UP.
2380
01:57:18,999 --> 01:57:20,834
BIRDIE WINS! PAR TIES!
2381
01:57:20,901 --> 01:57:25,806
LOOK, YOU CAN HOLE OUT A WEDGE
FOR A GODDAMN EAGLE.
2382
01:57:25,872 --> 01:57:27,508
THIS IS EVERYTHING,
AIN'T IT?
2383
01:57:27,574 --> 01:57:30,111
THIS IS THE CHOICE
IT COMES DOWN TO.
2384
01:57:30,177 --> 01:57:31,578
THIS IS
OUR IMMORTALITY.
2385
01:57:31,645 --> 01:57:33,447
YOU DON'T NEED TO BE
THINKIN' IMMORTALITY.
2386
01:57:33,514 --> 01:57:37,151
YOU NEED TO BE THINKIN',
"HIT THE 7-IRON"!
2387
01:57:39,353 --> 01:57:41,288
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
2388
01:57:41,355 --> 01:57:42,956
THIS IS WHAT
ALWAYS HAPPENS.
2389
01:57:43,023 --> 01:57:44,658
HE'S GOIN' FOR IT.
2390
01:57:44,725 --> 01:57:46,059
GO FOR IT!
2391
01:57:49,230 --> 01:57:51,064
Doreen:
MOLLY, GET A GRIP.
2392
01:57:51,132 --> 01:57:54,135
HE ONLY NEEDS PAR TO TIE.
TELL HIM TO LAY UP.
2393
01:57:54,201 --> 01:57:55,169
HE'LL LISTEN TO YOU.
2394
01:57:55,236 --> 01:57:57,204
GO FOR IT, ROY.
JUST KNOCK IT ON.
2395
01:57:57,271 --> 01:58:00,641
MOL--YOU KNOW,
THIS IS WHY WE BROKE UP.
2396
01:58:00,707 --> 01:58:02,276
HE ALWAYS WENT FOR IT.
2397
01:58:02,343 --> 01:58:03,677
YOU KNOW
WHAT MY PROBLEM IS,
2398
01:58:03,744 --> 01:58:06,813
IS I'VE NEVER
BEEN WITH A MAN
WHO WENT FOR IT.
2399
01:58:06,880 --> 01:58:08,849
WELL, HONEY,
HE'S YOUR GUY.
2400
01:58:08,915 --> 01:58:09,816
[CHUCKLES]
2401
01:58:11,084 --> 01:58:13,053
ONE SWING, ROY.
2402
01:58:13,120 --> 01:58:15,289
ONE GOOD SWING.
2403
01:58:17,591 --> 01:58:19,993
JOHN DALY COULDN'T
GET THERE IN 2.
2404
01:58:20,060 --> 01:58:20,961
WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING?
2405
01:58:21,027 --> 01:58:22,496
UNBELIEVABLE.
4 DAYS IN A ROW--
2406
01:58:22,563 --> 01:58:26,233
NO. IT'S 3 DAYS
HE'S PUT THE BALL
IN THE WATER.
2407
01:58:26,300 --> 01:58:28,068
IT'LL BE 4 DAYS
IF HE HITS THIS 3-WOOD.
2408
01:58:28,135 --> 01:58:29,836
UNBELIEVABLE.
2409
01:58:31,172 --> 01:58:32,806
COME ON, BABY...
2410
01:58:32,873 --> 01:58:34,441
WE'RE HOME.
2411
01:58:35,509 --> 01:58:37,178
Jim Nantz:
THIS HAS A CHANCE.
2412
01:58:37,244 --> 01:58:39,813
IT'S GOTTA GO--
THIS HAS GOT A CHANCE.
2413
01:58:39,880 --> 01:58:40,881
I THINK HE'S DONE IT.
2414
01:58:43,850 --> 01:58:45,152
A LITTLE GUST THERE, ROMES.
2415
01:58:55,496 --> 01:58:56,663
Ken Venturi:
YES, HE DID--OH!
2416
01:58:56,730 --> 01:58:57,698
HOLD UP!
STAY UP!
2417
01:58:57,764 --> 01:58:58,765
STAY UP!
HOLD UP!
2418
01:58:58,832 --> 01:58:59,833
NO!
2419
01:58:59,900 --> 01:59:01,268
WHOA.
STAY UP! STAY--
2420
01:59:05,272 --> 01:59:06,807
NO! NO!
GO BACK! BACK!
2421
01:59:06,873 --> 01:59:07,841
OH!
2422
01:59:14,581 --> 01:59:16,149
AW...SHIT!
2423
01:59:17,851 --> 01:59:19,920
YOU CAN STILL MAKE PAR
FROM UP THERE, ROY.
2424
01:59:19,986 --> 01:59:21,355
Romeo: SHE'S RIGHT, PODS.
2425
01:59:21,422 --> 01:59:23,089
TAKE A DROP AND A STROKE
UP AND DOWN,
2426
01:59:23,156 --> 01:59:24,258
WE'LL MAKE PAR,
WE'LL TIE.
2427
01:59:24,325 --> 01:59:25,959
I NUTTED THAT THING.
2428
01:59:26,026 --> 01:59:27,361
I MEAN,
I NUTTED IT.
2429
01:59:27,428 --> 01:59:28,729
I KNOW YOU DID, MAN.
2430
01:59:28,795 --> 01:59:30,096
YOU PUT A HELLUVA
MOVE ON THAT, MAN.
2431
01:59:30,163 --> 01:59:32,766
A LITTLE GUST
FROM THE GODS
COST ME.
2432
01:59:32,833 --> 01:59:34,968
OK, WE'LL GO UP THERE,
WE'LL TAKE OUR DROP,
WE'LL TIE,
2433
01:59:35,035 --> 01:59:36,337
AND WE'LL WIN IT
IN THE PLAYOFF.
2434
01:59:36,403 --> 01:59:37,538
I CAN MAKE THAT SHOT!
2435
01:59:37,604 --> 01:59:39,139
I KNOW YOU CAN, ROY,
BUT NOT NOW!
2436
01:59:39,206 --> 01:59:40,274
NOW!
2437
01:59:40,341 --> 01:59:43,344
I'M PLAYIN' IT
FROM RIGHT HERE, NOW!
2438
01:59:45,111 --> 01:59:46,880
TAKE YOUR DROP
AND MAKE YOUR PAR,
ROY.
2439
01:59:46,947 --> 01:59:47,948
NOW.
2440
01:59:48,014 --> 01:59:49,683
TAKE A DROP, ROY.
2441
01:59:49,750 --> 01:59:51,184
GIMME A BALL.
2442
01:59:51,252 --> 01:59:52,586
Doreen: UNBELIEVABLE.
2443
01:59:54,955 --> 01:59:57,258
I CAN'T WATCH THIS.
2444
02:00:03,096 --> 02:00:04,097
Jim Nantz: 4th SHOT.
2445
02:00:04,164 --> 02:00:05,732
AW, HONEY.
OH, MY GOD.
2446
02:00:05,799 --> 02:00:06,900
Ken Venturi: JIMMY,
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
2447
02:00:06,967 --> 02:00:10,371
HE COULD GO UP,
USE THE DROP ZONE,
MAKE PAR,
2448
02:00:10,437 --> 02:00:12,406
FORCE A PLAYOFF
WITH JACOBSEN,
2449
02:00:12,473 --> 02:00:13,740
AND GET OUTTA HERE.
2450
02:00:13,807 --> 02:00:16,209
EASY, GUYS.
NOW, HE COULD STILL MAKE A 5.
2451
02:00:16,277 --> 02:00:17,311
THAT'S RIGHT.
2452
02:00:17,378 --> 02:00:18,512
WE COULD STILL
HAVE A PLAYOFF.
2453
02:00:18,579 --> 02:00:19,746
STAY WITH HIM,
PAULIE.
2454
02:00:33,026 --> 02:00:34,628
OH, NO!
2455
02:00:40,967 --> 02:00:42,269
GIMME ANOTHER BALL.
2456
02:00:42,336 --> 02:00:44,037
TAKE A DROP, ROY.
2457
02:00:44,104 --> 02:00:45,939
- ROY, JUST--
- GIMME ANOTHER BALL!
2458
02:00:47,240 --> 02:00:48,575
ROY, JUST TAKE
YOUR DROP.
2459
02:00:55,516 --> 02:00:57,784
DROPPIN' 5.
HITTIN' 6.
2460
02:00:57,851 --> 02:00:59,185
Director: WHAT THE HELL
IS HE GONNA DO?
2461
02:00:59,252 --> 02:01:00,721
WHY WOULD
HE HIT IT
FROM HERE?
2462
02:01:00,787 --> 02:01:02,356
ALL HE HAD TO DO
WAS WALK UP THERE,
TAKE A DROP,
2463
02:01:02,423 --> 02:01:03,890
AND MAKE A 5,
FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD.
2464
02:01:03,957 --> 02:01:04,925
THAT'S INSANE.
2465
02:01:04,991 --> 02:01:06,760
SOMEBODY TACKLE HIM!
2466
02:01:09,430 --> 02:01:10,864
GIMME ANOTHER BALL.
2467
02:01:10,931 --> 02:01:12,966
[CROWD CHEERING]
2468
02:01:15,936 --> 02:01:16,970
Crowd: AWWW!
2469
02:01:17,037 --> 02:01:18,505
SHIT!
2470
02:01:22,843 --> 02:01:26,680
Producer: DROPPIN' 7,
HITTIN' HIS 8th SHOT.
2471
02:01:31,752 --> 02:01:34,788
I'LL TELL YA,
IT'S A MIRACLE
HE LASTED THIS LONG.
2472
02:01:42,729 --> 02:01:44,931
Producer:
WE OUGHT TO HAVE
A CAMERA ON SIMMS.
2473
02:01:44,998 --> 02:01:46,767
HE CAN'T WATCH.
2474
02:01:46,833 --> 02:01:49,670
SOMEBODY TELL THIS CLOWN
HE DOESN'T HAVE TO HIT IT
FROM THERE.
2475
02:01:51,638 --> 02:01:54,307
ALL RIGHT.
NOW HE'S DROPPIN' 9.
HE'S HITTIN' 10.
2476
02:02:06,453 --> 02:02:08,655
OH, GOD. I'M GONNA FAINT.
2477
02:02:10,924 --> 02:02:12,325
OH, JESUS.
2478
02:02:18,499 --> 02:02:21,568
THIS IS THE LAST BALL
YOU GOT IN THE BAG, ROY.
2479
02:02:21,635 --> 02:02:23,470
YOU GET THIS ONE WET,
WE'RE DISQUALIFIED.
2480
02:02:23,537 --> 02:02:25,472
I CAN MAKE IT ACROSS.
2481
02:02:25,539 --> 02:02:26,873
WELL, THEN DO IT.
2482
02:02:26,940 --> 02:02:28,475
QUIT FUCKIN' AROUND.
2483
02:02:32,413 --> 02:02:34,548
OH...
2484
02:02:37,851 --> 02:02:41,488
Molly, giggling:
HE'S CRAZY.
2485
02:02:41,555 --> 02:02:43,624
OH, GOD. HE'S RIGHT.
2486
02:02:43,690 --> 02:02:45,892
YOU'RE RIGHT, ROY.
JUST KNOCK IT ON.
2487
02:02:45,959 --> 02:02:47,027
LET 'ER RIP!
2488
02:02:47,093 --> 02:02:48,862
OH, MOLLY,
YOU'RE LOSIN' IT.
2489
02:02:48,929 --> 02:02:51,498
NO, I HAVE LOST IT,
AND SO HAS HE.
2490
02:02:53,467 --> 02:02:54,468
HE'S CRAZY.
2491
02:02:54,535 --> 02:02:55,436
HONEY, SO ARE YOU.
2492
02:02:55,502 --> 02:02:58,104
11.
NOW THIS IS A 12,
GUYS.
2493
02:02:58,171 --> 02:03:00,040
NOW HE'S GOTTA
START WORRYING
ABOUT QUALIFYING
2494
02:03:00,106 --> 02:03:02,275
FOR NEXT YEAR'S OPEN
AND THE MASTERS HERE.
2495
02:03:02,342 --> 02:03:03,577
BUT HE'S LOST
THIS TOURNAMENT.
2496
02:03:03,644 --> 02:03:06,212
HE'LL END UP SELLING
COUNTESS MARA TIES
2497
02:03:06,279 --> 02:03:08,882
AND RENTING GOLF CARTS
THE REST OF HIS LIFE.
LOOK AT THIS!
2498
02:03:08,949 --> 02:03:10,784
I--I DON'T KNOW--
EVEN KNOW WHAT
I'M FEELING.
2499
02:03:10,851 --> 02:03:12,586
THIS IS THE MOST
PAINFUL THING
I'VE EVER SEEN.
2500
02:03:12,653 --> 02:03:14,421
YOU KNOW WHAT'S CRAZY,
JIMMY?
2501
02:03:14,488 --> 02:03:17,624
IF HE DOESN'T
FINISH THE HOLE
WITH THIS BALL,
2502
02:03:17,691 --> 02:03:19,292
HE CAN'T TURN IN A CARD.
HE'S DISQUALIFIED.
2503
02:03:19,359 --> 02:03:20,794
OH, MY GOD.
2504
02:03:20,861 --> 02:03:22,596
OH, DEAR LORD, PLEASE.
OH, DEAR LORD.
2505
02:03:35,809 --> 02:03:39,145
Man in crowd: GET UP!
GET UP! COME ON, BABY!
2506
02:03:39,212 --> 02:03:41,515
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
2507
02:03:44,551 --> 02:03:45,986
Man: THERE IT GOES!
2508
02:03:46,052 --> 02:03:47,120
GET OVER.
2509
02:03:49,456 --> 02:03:51,057
Man: THERE IT GOES!
2510
02:03:53,827 --> 02:03:54,628
HE'S OVER.
2511
02:04:15,582 --> 02:04:17,851
AAH! HA HA HA HA HA!
2512
02:04:17,918 --> 02:04:19,152
NO!
2513
02:04:22,489 --> 02:04:24,457
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
2514
02:04:26,860 --> 02:04:28,662
I LOVE YOU!
2515
02:04:30,497 --> 02:04:31,832
COME ON!
2516
02:04:47,313 --> 02:04:48,181
UNBELIEVABLE!
2517
02:04:48,248 --> 02:04:49,683
JESUS CHRIST!
2518
02:04:49,750 --> 02:04:52,719
DID YOU SEE THIS?
WHAT WAS THAT?
2519
02:04:52,786 --> 02:04:55,522
THAT WAS A 12.
THAT WAS A 12.
2520
02:04:55,589 --> 02:04:58,024
HE WAS ON THE GREEN,
ON IN 12.
2521
02:06:02,088 --> 02:06:04,591
Romeo: WELL, BOSS,
WE BLEW THAT ONE.
2522
02:06:04,658 --> 02:06:06,492
I DIDN'T COME HERE
TO PLAY FOR NO SECOND,
ROMEO.
2523
02:06:06,559 --> 02:06:09,229
AND SIMMS WILL
ALWAYS BE SECOND.
2524
02:06:12,999 --> 02:06:15,401
HEY, MEET YOU BACK
AT THE WINNEBAGO, MAN.
2525
02:06:15,468 --> 02:06:17,537
I'LL GET THE BLENDER
FIRED UP!
2526
02:06:17,604 --> 02:06:19,740
YEAH. YEAH.
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
2527
02:06:19,806 --> 02:06:22,175
I JUST GAVE AWAY
THE U.S. OPEN.
2528
02:06:24,144 --> 02:06:26,279
EXCUSE ME. ROY!
2529
02:06:26,346 --> 02:06:27,347
ROY!
2530
02:06:27,413 --> 02:06:29,282
THAT WAS INCREDIBLE!
2531
02:06:29,349 --> 02:06:32,518
THAT WAS THE SHOT
OF THE TOURNAMENT!
MY GOD!
2532
02:06:32,585 --> 02:06:34,921
MOLLY, I JUST GAVE AWAY
THE U.S. OPEN.
2533
02:06:34,988 --> 02:06:37,023
OH, HELL, ROY.
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
2534
02:06:37,090 --> 02:06:37,758
MOLLY, I JUST--
2535
02:06:37,824 --> 02:06:39,259
JUST GIVE HIM A MINUTE.
2536
02:06:39,325 --> 02:06:40,526
ONE TIME IN MY LIFE,
I KNOW THE SAFE PLACE
TO HIT THE LAY-UP,
2537
02:06:40,593 --> 02:06:41,995
AND I STILL...SHIT!
2538
02:06:42,062 --> 02:06:43,797
I STILL CAN'T
MAKE MYSELF DO IT.
2539
02:06:43,864 --> 02:06:45,165
IT DOESN'T MATTER, ROY.
2540
02:06:45,231 --> 02:06:48,101
MY WHOLE CAREER,
MY WHOLE LIFE ON THE LINE,
AND I...
2541
02:06:48,168 --> 02:06:50,804
I JUST MADE A 12
ON THE LAST HOLE
OF THE U.S. OPEN!
2542
02:06:50,871 --> 02:06:52,105
THAT'S RIGHT,
YOU SURE DID, ROY,
2543
02:06:52,172 --> 02:06:54,340
AND IT WAS
THE GREATEST 12
OF ALL TIME!
2544
02:06:54,407 --> 02:06:56,843
NO ONE'S GONNA
REMEMBER THE OPEN
5 YEARS FROM NOW--
2545
02:06:56,910 --> 02:06:57,911
WHO WON, WHO LOST--
2546
02:06:57,978 --> 02:06:59,680
BUT THEY'RE GONNA
REMEMBER YOUR 12!
2547
02:06:59,746 --> 02:07:01,547
MY GOD, ROY!
IT WAS--
2548
02:07:01,614 --> 02:07:03,383
WHY, IT'S IMMORTAL!
2549
02:07:03,449 --> 02:07:05,218
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU!
2550
02:07:09,723 --> 02:07:11,825
I GOTTA HAND IT TO YOU,
ROY.
2551
02:07:11,892 --> 02:07:15,228
WHEN YOU GO DOWN,
YOU GO DOWN IN FLAMES.
2552
02:07:15,295 --> 02:07:17,197
ROY, NEVER MIND WHAT--
2553
02:07:17,263 --> 02:07:19,265
ROY...KISS ME.
2554
02:07:20,767 --> 02:07:22,202
HEY, DAVID,
YOU GOT A MINUTE?
2555
02:07:22,268 --> 02:07:23,469
NOT RIGHT NOW.
2556
02:07:23,536 --> 02:07:24,637
DAVID! DAVID!
2557
02:07:24,705 --> 02:07:26,372
CAN I HAVE
YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
2558
02:07:26,439 --> 02:07:29,509
SURE. I ALWAYS GOT TIME
FOR MY FANS, DARLIN'.
2559
02:07:29,575 --> 02:07:32,746
WELL, DON'T YOU LOOK CUTE.
COME ON UNDER.
2560
02:07:39,185 --> 02:07:40,854
NICE PAR, DAVID.
2561
02:07:57,838 --> 02:08:00,140
[TANGO PLAYS]
2562
02:08:26,466 --> 02:08:30,236
HEY, DO YOU KNOW THAT BY
FINISHING IN THE TOP 15
AT THE OPEN,
2563
02:08:30,303 --> 02:08:32,405
YOU QUALIFIED TO BE
IN IT NEXT YEAR?
2564
02:08:32,472 --> 02:08:33,439
REALLY?
2565
02:08:33,506 --> 02:08:35,708
MM-HMM.
2566
02:08:35,776 --> 02:08:37,177
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
2567
02:08:37,243 --> 02:08:39,479
YEAH, SO I'M THINKIN'
WITH YOUR GAME,
2568
02:08:39,545 --> 02:08:43,583
YOU COULD GO BACK
TO THE QUALIFYING SCHOOL
AND GO OUT ON TOUR.
2569
02:08:43,649 --> 02:08:44,851
NAH.
2570
02:08:44,918 --> 02:08:47,487
THEN I WOULDN'T SEE YOU.
2571
02:08:47,553 --> 02:08:49,022
UH, WELL, ACTUALLY,
2572
02:08:49,089 --> 02:08:52,092
I PICKED UP A WHOLE BUNCH
OF NEW CLIENTS AT THE OPEN.
2573
02:08:52,158 --> 02:08:54,828
A LOT OF THE GUYS ON TOUR
SAID IF I COULD DO
THAT MUCH FOR YOU,
2574
02:08:54,895 --> 02:08:58,031
IMAGINE WHAT
I COULD DO FOR THEM.
2575
02:08:58,098 --> 02:09:01,267
YEAH, THERE'S A LOTTA
HEAD CASES OUT THERE.
2576
02:09:01,334 --> 02:09:03,870
YOU KNOW,
A MAN GOES THROUGH
WHAT I'VE GONE THROUGH,
2577
02:09:03,937 --> 02:09:05,671
HE'S SUPPOSED
TO LEARN SOMETHIN'.
2578
02:09:05,738 --> 02:09:08,875
I'M TRYIN' TO FIGURE OUT
WHAT I LEARNED.
2579
02:09:08,942 --> 02:09:11,111
YOU THINK
I LEARNED ANYTHING?
2580
02:09:11,177 --> 02:09:12,578
OH, YEAH.
2581
02:09:12,645 --> 02:09:16,016
I MEAN, YOU LEARNED
A LITTLE DISCIPLINE,
A LITTLE SELF-CONTROL.
2582
02:09:16,082 --> 02:09:17,918
YEAH. I LEARNED, UH...
2583
02:09:17,984 --> 02:09:19,252
YOU CAN'T JUST LISTEN
TO YOUR HEART.
2584
02:09:19,319 --> 02:09:21,888
YA GOTTA...
LISTEN TO YOUR BRAIN.
2585
02:09:21,955 --> 02:09:24,357
I'M LEARNING HOW TO LISTEN
TO THAT TUNING FORK,
2586
02:09:24,424 --> 02:09:26,226
THROW CAUTION TO THE WIND,
2587
02:09:26,292 --> 02:09:30,797
AND TAKE CRAZY RISKS THAT
I NEVER THOUGHT WERE POSSIBLE.
2588
02:09:30,864 --> 02:09:32,232
AW, COME ON, MOLLY,
2589
02:09:32,298 --> 02:09:35,401
WHEN DID YOU EVER
TAKE A CRAZY RISK?
2590
02:09:35,468 --> 02:09:37,537
WELL, I'M WITH YOU, ROY.
2591
02:09:40,273 --> 02:09:41,842
I'M WITH YOU.
2592
02:09:44,410 --> 02:09:45,411
YEAH.
2593
02:09:45,478 --> 02:09:47,680
YOU KNOW, ROY...
2594
02:09:47,747 --> 02:09:50,116
WE COULD KISS.
2595
02:09:51,818 --> 02:09:55,188
YOU MEAN LIKE A...
NO-HARM, NO-FOUL KISS?
2596
02:09:55,255 --> 02:09:58,524
YEAH, KIND OF
A SEMI-PLATONIC...
LITTLE...
2597
02:09:58,591 --> 02:10:00,793
SWEET...INNOCENT...
2598
02:10:00,861 --> 02:10:02,428
GOOD IDEA!
2599
02:10:02,495 --> 02:10:03,263
MMM. YEAH?
2600
02:10:03,329 --> 02:10:05,098
* CLOSE AND LOCK THE DOOR *
2601
02:10:05,165 --> 02:10:07,533
* DUCK DOWN
TO THE FLOOR *
2602
02:10:07,600 --> 02:10:11,271
* FORGET THE PHONE
UNTIL YOU SEE THE SUN *
2603
02:10:12,238 --> 02:10:14,807
* BABY, IT'S ALL RIGHT *
2604
02:10:14,875 --> 02:10:17,310
* 'CAUSE YA KNOW
I'LL MAKE THIS FUN *
2605
02:10:17,377 --> 02:10:20,180
* AND WHEN WE SEE
THE MORNING LIGHT *
2606
02:10:20,246 --> 02:10:22,482
* WELL, WE'RE RIGHT BACK
WHERE WE STARTED FROM *
2607
02:10:22,548 --> 02:10:27,253
* 'CAUSE THIS COULD
TAKE ALL NIGHT *
2608
02:10:27,320 --> 02:10:30,556
* AND IT'S A DIRTY,
LOWDOWN JOB *
2609
02:10:30,623 --> 02:10:32,292
* WHEN YA DO IT RIGHT *
2610
02:10:32,358 --> 02:10:35,095
* WELL, YOU CAN TURN IT OFF,
YOU CAN LEAVE IT ON *
2611
02:10:35,161 --> 02:10:38,364
* I DON'T CARE
ABOUT THE LIGHT *
2612
02:10:38,431 --> 02:10:42,402
* BABY, THIS COULD
TAKE ALL NIGHT *
2613
02:11:00,186 --> 02:11:03,189
* BABY, DON'T BE AFRAID *
2614
02:11:03,256 --> 02:11:05,926
* A LITTLE WORK
WON'T HURT YOUR BACK *
2615
02:11:05,992 --> 02:11:08,094
* BUT JUST IN CASE
I'M WRONG *
2616
02:11:08,161 --> 02:11:10,763
* YOU'LL BE SMILIN'
WHEN THEY PRONOUNCE YA DEAD *
2617
02:11:10,830 --> 02:11:15,235
* 'CAUSE THIS COULD
TAKE ALL NIGHT *
2618
02:11:15,301 --> 02:11:18,204
* WELL, IT'S A DIRTY,
LOWDOWN JOB *
2619
02:11:18,271 --> 02:11:20,340
* WHEN YA DO IT RIGHT *
2620
02:11:20,406 --> 02:11:22,943
* WELL, YOU CAN TURN IT OFF,
YOU CAN LEAVE IT ON *
2621
02:11:23,009 --> 02:11:26,046
* I DON'T CARE
ABOUT THE LIGHT *
2622
02:11:26,112 --> 02:11:31,117
* BABY, THIS COULD
TAKE ALL NIGHT *
2623
02:11:31,184 --> 02:11:33,886
* WELL, YOU CAN TURN IT OFF,
YOU CAN LEAVE IT ON *
2624
02:11:33,954 --> 02:11:36,990
* I DON'T CARE
ABOUT THE LIGHT *
2625
02:11:37,057 --> 02:11:42,295
* BABY, THIS COULD
TAKE ALL NIGHT *
2626
02:11:42,362 --> 02:11:43,663
* YEAH *
2627
02:11:51,671 --> 02:11:54,107
[NEW SONG BEGINS]
2628
02:12:01,047 --> 02:12:06,953
* I'M GOIN' BACK TO SALOME *
2629
02:12:09,555 --> 02:12:16,529
* THINGS COULD GET UGLY
IF I STAY *
2630
02:12:18,031 --> 02:12:25,305
* AND I WAS JUST LEAVIN'
ANYWAY, YEAH *
2631
02:12:25,371 --> 02:12:29,809
* I COULD SINK OR SWIM,
BUT THEN AGAIN *
2632
02:12:29,875 --> 02:12:35,081
* I COULD GO BACK
TO SALOME *
2633
02:12:35,148 --> 02:12:41,454
* TO BE THE CHAMPION
OF LOST CAUSES *
2634
02:12:43,623 --> 02:12:50,230
* TO BE THE CUTTER
OF THE LOSSES *
2635
02:12:52,232 --> 02:12:57,737
* OR JUST TO LET
SLEEPING DOGS LAY *
2636
02:12:59,439 --> 02:13:03,843
* I MIGHT BE WORSE FOR WEAR,
BUT, DARLIN', I DON'T CARE *
2637
02:13:03,909 --> 02:13:09,582
* I'M GOIN' BACK TO SALOME *
2638
02:13:09,649 --> 02:13:16,189
* TO FIND A FRIEND *
2639
02:13:17,557 --> 02:13:26,132
* TO FIND
MY WAY HOME AGAIN *
2640
02:13:26,199 --> 02:13:32,872
* DEAR LORD, PLEASE LEAD ME
NOT ASTRAY *
2641
02:13:32,938 --> 02:13:37,877
* 'CAUSE I COULD SHOOT TO KILL,
BUT BETTER STILL *
2642
02:13:37,943 --> 02:13:42,215
* I COULD GO BACK
TO SALOME *
2643
02:14:00,300 --> 02:14:08,274
* TO FIND A FRIEND *
2644
02:14:08,341 --> 02:14:16,582
* TO FIND
MY WAY HOME AGAIN *
2645
02:14:16,649 --> 02:14:24,824
* AND IF I DIE
BEFORE TODAY *
2646
02:14:24,890 --> 02:14:27,393
* THEN YOU CAN BOX MY ASS *
2647
02:14:27,460 --> 02:14:29,462
* SPEAK KINDLY
WHEN I PASS *
2648
02:14:29,529 --> 02:14:35,101
* AND TAKE ME
BACK TO SALOME *
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