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[ Man ] All right, buddy, Matt, just give us--

[ Matt ] Yeah, I think I'm on now. [ Man ] Let me hear you.

One, two. One, one, two.

Jem? Yes.

Jem? Yep.

I can't hear you.

Uh, say one, one, two, three. One, two, three.

No, I'm not getting anything. Have you turned it on?

Mike expert. How about now?

Yes. Sorry about that.

Fucking idiot. [ All Chuckle ]

Classic. Okay.

Hello, I'm Matt, and welcome to our application video.

For the? For the James Randi One Million Dollar Paranormal Challenge.

Hi, I'm Jemma. Jemma, nice to meet you. Hello.

Welcome to our application video.

Shall we go into any more detail now or are we--

No, let's wait till it arrives. Yeah. Yeah?

This is all the shit that I've robbed from school.

Jem, you're gonna be using that, right, the Handycam?

With the top light. Shall I demonstrate?

Nice little one. [ All Chuckle ]

Matt. This is mine, yeah?

Unfortunately, no. You get something much smaller.

What? Ah, gutted.

That's clearly for me. That's the size I should be using.

It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it. Yeah.

You need to keep your mics on at all times, right? So we can hear everything.

We wanna film everything all the time. Sorry, all the time?

Oh, what, yeah, I can't switch this off?

We have to film, and we have to hear everything.

Okay, I've got something prepared for you already.

[ Matt ] Okay. What?

A little exam for you, a little teaser for you.

[ Matt ] Oh, my God. [ Groaning ]

[ Matt ] What is coming at us? Motherfucker.

[ All Chuckling ]

You haven't even got eye holes.

One million dollars.

How much money are we gonna win?

[ Matt ] A million dollars! [ Laughing ]

Ooh! [ Thud ]

Oh!

Are you all right? Shit, are you okay?

[ Chuckles ] Yeah, I'm fine.

Ready? Yeah.

Uh, hello. I'm Steve,

and this is our application for the One Million Dollar Paranormal Challenge.

And we're gonna win.

[ Steve ] Do you, Jemma, believe in ghosts?

Uh, I don't believe in ghosts.

Why the fuck not?

Because--

Look at the camera. Sorry.

Um, I just don't.

I've never experienced anything weird or scary.

In the back of your mind there is a chance, right?

'Cause we wanna win this challenge, surely.

Yeah-- No, I mean, I want to win the money...

and I'm willing to help,

but my own personal view is that it's not-not true.

And I'm doing this, as well, to kind of, you know,

see if anything happens.

I'm curious. I'm curious.

Okay. Say we win. Yeah.

What would you do with the money?

I think I'd save it.

[ Matt ] Ooh, calm down.

[ Steve Chuckles ] What?

When I was like, four,

I came into my living room and grabbed my mum and was like,

"Grandpa wants to speak to you." Yeah.

And, uh, she didn't really know what to say,

but like I took her by the hand and like, pulled her into our dining room,

and was like, "Grandpa-- Grandpa wants to speak to you. He's there. He's there."

And I pointed to this chair. Um--

But my-- my grandpa died before I was born.

Ooh. And I... never met him,

But apparently--

So was it, like, some other old geezer?

[ Chuckles ] [ Laughs ]

Well, apparently the chair that I pointed to...

was the one that he would always sit in.

In the dining room. When he came round. Shit.

What would you do with the cash?

I would go on a bender. [ Laughs ] Yes!

Come on. If we win this thing--

You're not gonna save it? No.

Boring people save.

I mean what are you-- You just win 333.333.

And does your best bud get a present?

You, yeah of course you do. What do I get?

You can have a pen. A pen?

You can have a commemorative pen.

[ Matt ] Do you believe in ghosties?

Yes.

[ Jemma ] And why?

Because I would really like to. It would be really fun.

[ Jemma ] What? [ Matt ] Have you ever seen one, or--

I've never seen one, no. [ Matt ] No personal experiences?

I believe in dinosaurs, but I've never seen a dinosaur. [ Matt Chuckles ]

[ Jemma ] There's evidence of a dinosaur existing.

[ Jemma ] What would you do with the money?

[ Matt ] I mean, surely, a new pair of jeans.

No, I wanna make a film, man. [ Jemma ] Yeah, look at that big hole.

I don't know if you can see this. Can you see that?

[ Matt ] Oh, it's here. Hello?

Yeah, yeah. All right, let's go.

[ Jemma ] Guys! Mate, it's here. It's fucking here.

[ Matt ] It's got some weight to it, it's not like a piece of shit.

[ Steve ] It's the weight of all the ghosties.

[ Matt ] Oh, my God. Mate, can you believe it's here?

On the day it's supposed to be.

Here she is! [ Jemma ] So this is it.

[ Ghostly Moans, Roars ]

Oh, my God, man. This is making me feel really creepy.

[ Sighs ] Yeah, it's bigger than I thought it was gonna be.

Mate, I'm so fucking-- [ Chuckles ]

We got it!

Should we do something for our, like, application?

We found out about your challenge and went and eBayed some paranormal stuff.

[ Steve ] Loads of people had viewed it, right?

We're the only people who put-- Yeah, it had like, 25,400 something views.

We're the only people who even put an offer in, right? No one bid, no bids.

I was, like, "Look, mate, give it to me now." They all knew it was crap.

[ Steve ] First person to open it gets cursed.

That's not true. [ Boys Laugh ]

[ Steve ] Is it? Fine, I-I don't mind.

[ Steve ] Better you than me. I thought you weren't superstitious.

Okay. I am superstitious, actually.

Okay. Well, just try not to break it,

'cause that's seven years of bad luck to start with. [ Laughs ] Great.

[ Steve ] All right, be easy, easy, easy. This is our baby.

Read something out to me. Read something.

"Yorkshire Relish.

Obtain 2,400 drops of concentrated flavor." "Gala week."

Is there nothing like, "And he killed her with an ax"?

Disappointing, right?

[ Jemma ] I think so, but then, you know what I'm like.

It's not exactly the antique we were going for.

[ Jemma Laughs ] You've been ripped off. You've been ripped off.

Ah, you've been ripped off. [ Laughs ] We don't know that.

Welcome to mirror cam.

Twenty-four hours, all day, all night. Seven days a week.

She's not gonna miss a thing.

Boo.

Okay.

Video diary, day one in the haunted-mirror house.

Not much to report. It's been an exciting day.

Certainly with all the surveillance, it feels like something's going on.

[ Jemma ] Oh, Matt. Put the camera away. Which it is now.

You have to do video diaries for Steve.

Oh, Steve the perv. No! We have to.

So today was... thoroughly disappointing.

Not what I was expecting.

Nothing really kicked off.

Weirdest thing that happened to me today is I can't remember taking my socks off.

[ Sighs ]

I dreamt of my dad last night,

which was really nice 'cause I saw his face.

And I hope he understands why I'm doing this.

[ Electronic Static, Beeping ]

[ Jemma Whispering ] Steve.

Steve.

[ Gasps ] [ Whispering ] Steve-- Shh, shh.

What? What? What? Shh, shh.

[ Whispers ] What? [ Whispers ] Come on.

Is it a ghost? No, it's Matt.

[ Steve Whispering ] Is this a joke? Shh.

I'm gonna fucking kill you if this is a joke.

[ Jemma ] He's asleep.

[ Steve ] That is so creepy.

What should we do?

Don't you think we should wake him up?

No, you're not supposed to.

Jem? Yeah.

Jem. [ Laughs Quietly ]

What?

He's-- He's weed on the floor. Oh, my God.

[ Laughs ] Jem, he's done a wee in his pants.

Oh, my God.

[ Jemma ] Oh, come on, Matt. Get out of bed.

[ Steve Whispers ] Is he coming? He's coming.

You're kidding me.

[ Jemma ] Hey, baby! Morning, filming already? Nice.

[ Steve ] Walk of shame if I ever saw one. [ Chuckles ]

[ Jemma ] How are you feeling today? He has no idea.

I'm all right. [ Jemma ] Are you good? Yeah?

Yeah, I'm tired.

Are you wearing the same--

Are these the same pants that you were wearing last night?

[ Steve ] Oh, shit! [ Steve, Jemma Laugh ]

The wrong trousers.

Don't worry. I won't tell your mother.

This was last night?

Yeah.

What the hell am I doing? Look.

You can see the pain in his eyes. Yeah, look at that.

There's a massive wet patch--

which you're definitely clearing up off the floor today, 'cause I'm not.

I haven't done that for years.

[ Steve ] You've done it before? [ Jemma ] Oh, no!

Why didn't you tell me? Yeah, sleepwalking, not wetting myself.

Dick. [ Steve ] His ex-girlfriend.

He pissed on her. [ Jemma Laughs ] Maybe it's his thing.

I used to do it when I was, like, six. I used to sleepwalk all the time.

Yeah? Yeah.

And they had to-- They ended up having to lock my door.

Because, like--

I basically fell down the stairs and, like, fractured my skull right here.

[ Jemma ] What? [ Steve ] When you were six?

[ Jemma ] You never said that. Yeah.

Oh, God. It was proper horrible.

[ Steve ] Have you got a groovy scar? Yeah, do you wanna feel it?

Yeah, let me see it.

Just there.

[ Steve ] Holy shit, man.

[ Jemma ] So you're gonna change the sheets today, yeah?

[ Sighs ] I can't believe I pissed myself. [ Jemma, Indistinct ]

Have you checked this for any ghosts?

Yeah, I checked it this morning. There's nothing.

[ Matt ] It's blinking. Are we good? It's blinking.

Oh, I'm not sure.

Yeah man, we got it. Yeah?

So this is gonna be recording wherever I go, right?

Yeah, man. Surfers and skateboarders use them.

[ Matt ] Really? Now sleepwalkers use them.

Like action sequences? Oh, don't tell him that.

What do I look like? Oh, nice.

[ Steve ] You look well cool. I look like a fucking secret agent.

All right bro, so, James Bond style.

[ Grunts ] Here I go.

[ All Laugh ]

Come on. Allahu Akbar!

Whoa! [ Boys Laughing ]

That is like mirror cam on the go, mirror cam on speed.

I'm the main event now. He's the money.

With that on him. [ Laughs ]

Million pound man.

[ Matt On Microphone ] Okay, it's blinking.

We're ready for the night.

Mmm.

I feel like there's something between us.

Thank you, Steve. You've ruined our sex life.

[ Chatter ]

[ Matt ] Okay. Good night, sort of.

[ Man ] * Out of sight and out of mind *

[ Laughs ]

[ Exhales ]

** [ Classic Rock ]

[ Man ] * So do take good care of her *

* And tell her you love her *

** [ Continues ]

Whoa, that was good. [ Matt ] That was rubbish!

That was good. You were not even gonna hold that for a second.

** [ Steve Vocalizing ]

- [ Jemma and Matt Laughing ] - Whoa.

While you guys were watching Sex in the City,

I thought I'd fucking, you know, try and get something going.

Something's gotta happen, right?

[ Matt ] Smooth.

I've got a surprise for you both.

[ Jemma ] Oh, my God. Here we go.

Have you ever done one before? No.

[ Jemma ] No.

What is your name?

No. [ Jemma ] No, it's not doing anything.

[ Matt ] This is bull-- [ All ] Oh!

[ Steve ] Okay. Sorry. I'm back, I'm back in again.

[ Matt ] I didn't do that.

[ Steve ] T. T. [ Jemma ] T?

[ Steve ] I'm telling you now. This is not me.

It's, like, in the middle.

[ Boys ] "O". Straight up.

Get this one. "N," "N."

Yeah.

Are you doing this? No.

I think it's just a combination of the two of us. I kind of think it is.

[ Both ] Tony! Tony!

Tony the motherfucking ghost. [ Jemma ] We have a name.

Well, that was shit. [ Jemma ] Aw.

I'm really disappointed. That was crap.

[ Jemma ] I wanted it to be a girl. [ Sighs ]

All right, come on. We've gotta try again.

Let's-- T-T, Matt.

Candles, candles, blow 'em.

Oh, shit balls. [ Jemma ] Oh.

[ Snaps Fingers ] Mate.

[ Jemma ] What's he doing? Matt?

Matt-- Matt?

Very funny, Matt. [ Chuckles ]

[ Exhales ]

[ Whispers ] Think he's about to piss his pants.

Seen that face before. [ Chuckles ] I'll get the nappies.

Matt?

Matt.

Give me the camera, Jem. Yeah, yeah. Take it.

Matt?

[ Steve Whispering ] What was the guy's name?

Tony, right? The spirit, Tony?

[ Steve ] Tony.

Grab us a beer.

[ Both Chuckle ]

[ Steve ] Nice ass, Tony.

Matt.

He's getting me a beer. [ Chuckles ]

[ Jemma ] Do the washing up. Tony.

[ Bottle Clatters ]

[ Metallic Clink ]

[ Metallic Scraping ]

Okay, Matt, it's not funny now.

Dude? [ Clears Throat ]

Mate, if you've got a knife, I'm seriously gonna fuck you up.

What's he got? Uh, he's got a fucking knife.

Has he got me a beer? Uh, Jem, Jem, take this, take this, take this.

I don't know what he's doing now. Matt?

Mate, bravo, that's fantastic.

But if you come any closer, I'm gonna fucking karate chop you.

[ Snorts, Laughs ] You're a dickhead.

You're such a wanker, man. What you doing that for?

[ Jemma ] That was-- You should have heard yourself.

[ Jemma ] I actually believed you for a second then. Honestly.

That was really convincing. [ Knife Clatters ]

[ Jemma And Steve ] Oh.

I thought by buying a Ouija board...

and spurring the guys on to stir the pot,

we'd get some sort of spirit action going, and absolutely nothing has happened.

I'm so ready to be scared.

Come on.

Scare me.

[ Rustling ]

[ Static ]

[ Static ]

[ Static ]

[ Steve ] Just check in there.

[ Door Opens ]

[ Light Switch Clicks ]

No.

[ Steve ] He's probably just gone to get a coffee or something.

Mm-hmm.

It's not an anniversary and he's gone to get you a gift?

'Cause he forgot? No.

And he always forgets anyway.

[ Sighs ] I'll just have to wait until he gets back then, I suppose.

[ Steve ] Well, fuck it then.

[ Steve ] Are you all right? Yeah, yeah.

Okay.

[ Steve ] What the fuck? What is he doing?

What? Should I wake him up?

Matt? You okay?

You all right?

[ Steve ] It's all right, mate. Fucking hell.

What you doing out here? [ Steve Chuckles ]

Don't know.

You all right, bud?

Let's get-- You all right?

Mate, come in, come in. Fucking hell.

What happened? Don't know.

Have you been filming me walking around again?

No, mate we've just found you. Can you turn it off, please?

We've just been looking for you. Fucking hell.

Mate, relax, relax. Geez.

Are you all right? No, I feel like shit actually.

Mate, your eyes look like shit.

Was I walking around again last night?

[ Chuckling ] You must have been.

[ Jemma ] You okay? [ Steve ] You're the wild card.

You okay?

Not really. Fucking hell.

Mate, I don't wanna be, like, crass or owt,

but any chance I could have the camera that's on you?

No. Please?

No can you just leave it for a second, actually?

I know this is really funny and everything, can you just not?

Matt, I just wanna know which direction to send the cleaners.

I'm actually really tired, and I've got a really fucking bad headache.

[ Steve ] Do you wanna get-- Do you want some pills, mate?

God. Fuck off. Shall I make you a cup of tea?

I'll get you some paracetamol. I'll get you a cup of tea?

[ Locks ] [ Steve Chuckles ]

Uh, M-- Matt?

[ Knocking ]

Oh, Jem, we've got the mirror cam. Check that out. Check that out.

We could check the footage on that. We've got him anyway. We don't need it.

I just-- [ Clicks Tongue ]

What? I don't know how to work the fucking camera.

I've got about three and a half hours of mirror and then nothing.

It just turns off.

I don't know why he would have turned it off.

How about a little video diary, hey?

Mm-hmm. Unrelated video diary, we'll call it.

Do you like bananas?

Yes.

Cats or dogs? Dogs.

What do horses eat?

[ Giggles ] Hay.

What do gay horses eat?

Hay.

I wish you didn't hate me right now. I've not done anything.

I don't hate you.

It--

[ Steve ] Good afternoon.

Afternoon, bro.

You all right?

How you feeling?

Like shit.

[ Steve ] Did you watch the GoPro?

[ Jemma ] You did, didn't you?

It's just me sleepwalking to the balcony.

[ Steve ] It's what?

It's me sleepwalking to the balcony.

[ Jemma ] So why can't we see it?

Why do you need to?

Okay. You can stop staring now.

Come on, man. Tell us something exciting. What happened?

You know what happened. I don't know what happened.

You're keeping it from me. Where's the camera?

I need it, man.

[ Jemma ] I'm gonna go get it.

[ Steve ] Yeah, go for it. Where is it? Where is it?

[ Jemma ] I don't know. He's probably hidden it somewhere.

You signed up for it, bro. Can you not?

Don't know why you're being such a fucking mard ass.

What are you doing?

[ Jemma ] Where have you put it? Where have you hidden it?

Can you just leave it? [ Jemma ] Why?

What?

I've told you what it was. Like--

Can you just leave it? [ Steve ] All right, all right.

We'll get it from you later.

Can you no-- Can you just point that somewhere else?

[ Steve ] Did you turn my-- my mirror camera off?

Did you see that happen?

No.

No?

It's not that big a deal, bro.

[ Jemma ] Yeah, if you turned it off it's not.

I'm gonna have to stand here. I didn't-- I told you I didn't.

Is that why you don't want us to see the GoPro footage?

No.

Guess what. What?

The circus is in town.

Are we going out?

Suppose I better go and get changed then.

Yeah, now you're allowed in. [ Jemma ] In our bedroom. Our bedroom.

- Just so you know. - [ Door Slams ]

[ Chuckles ] It's not funny, man.

Mate, she's so pissed off at you.

Can you stop pointing that at me, please? All right.

Do you wanna go out? Yeah, man. Let's go and get a beer.

Let's go out then.

[ Steve Whispering ] Behind, behind.

Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

[ Matt ] Who's in my flat?

If there is anyone in here--

[ Steve ] Aw, shit, my cameras. My cameras.

[ Matt ] Look at the fucking state of this place.

[ Steve ] Oh, my God. Thank God.

Mate, let's go, let's go, let's go.

[ Matt ] Get the fuck out of my bedroom! [ Steve ] No?

Mate, be careful. Just be careful.

[ Matt ] There's no one in there. There's no one in there.

[ Sighs ]

Fucking thing. We could've fucking got them.

[ Steve ] Be fucking careful! How do I work this thing? Tell me now.

On the back, there's a switch.

- Just turn it on. On button. - Yes. Right.

Fucking stopped. It fucking stopped. What am I supposed to do about that?

Everything's the same, and then it stops.

Everything is fine, and then it stops.

You have that thing up the whole fucking time,

and then the one moment we actually need it--

I can't believe it wasn't recording then!

Mate, I set it up before we set off! I did!

This has been a fucking waste of time. This is ridiculous.

And I'm, like, 90% sure I closed the fucking door.

Look at the state of my flat!

Has-- Have you had anything taken?

Jem?

[ Matt ] You all right, Jem? Yeah.

You're shouting at each other.

[ Matt ] I'm so fucking annoyed. Sorry. I'm so annoyed.

Mate. Mate, come here. What?

[ Scoffs ]

- Mate, come here. Come here. - What?

Don't, don't.

[ Steve ] There's not a scratch on it.

Is the door shut? The door is shut, right?

[ Steve ] We weren't gonna win the challenge...

with a sleepwalking best friend, are we?

This makes it real. This makes it, you know-- This makes it proper.

[ Chuckles ]

Guys, this could be it.

Exhibit A, in our One Million Dollar Paranormal Challenge application video.

Mr. James Randi, explain this.

It was a peaceful day.

Are you not done filming yet?

We arrived back at our apartment. The door was ajar.

Everything was fucked.

Burglars, you ask?

No, Mr. Randi. This is the work... of spirits.

The same spirits have fucked up my bedroom...

and played havoc on my best friend.

He's started tidying up. Can you help now?

Okay, so today was the worst day ever.

So from now on I want to be...

[ Clicks ]

tooled up,

so that if anything does go down, we catch it.

Whatever it is.

Bravo. Oh, hello.

I just wanna make sure we're covered. We came in today and the mirror cam was off,

so I want to make sure that we've got maximum coverage, you know?

Can I just ask you something? Yep.

You're not gonna be all kind of Selfish Jean on the footage, right?

If something goes down tonight on the GoPro, I wanna see it in the morning.

Yeah, but about that, if-- I just wanna say that I'm gonna watch this first, yeah?

Yeah, if it's embarrassing I don't need to know about it.

I get that we all wanna watch it, but it's me. So I'm gonna watch it first.

Okay, but don't be hiding no ghosties from me.

Hey, if I see a ghost, we're all a lot richer so-- Promise?

Yeah, absolutely. Promise?

Is the mirror cam on? No, witness it.

Get it on. I'm gonna turn it on now.

Fully charged this time, right?

Mate, it's been fully charged every night.

Why did you never tell me you sleptwalked by the way?

I don't know, Didn't think it was worth mentioning.

[ Steve Chuckles ]

[ Whispering ] Show me the ghosties!

[ Static Buzzes ]

[ Electronic Warbling ]

[ Static ] [ Slow Breathing ]

[ Steve ] Mate, what you doing?

I'm just looking up--

[ Steve ] Why have you taken it down?

Well, I just remembered the stuff that we saw on the back...

and I wanna-- just wanna have a look at it.

[ Steve ] Well, we could be missing something here, pal. Right now.

What? What? You're saying you're researching something?

It's from 1923, the newspaper.

It's got from April 23 to 27, and that's all I've got.

And nothing significant happened on those dates, before you ask. Okay.

What about the GoPro last night? Anything? No.

Did you sleepwalk? No.

Did he get out of bed last night, Jem?

I don't know. I was asleep.

Oh. Motherfucker.

[ Dings ] Have any of you two touched mirror cam?

Why would we touch your mirror cam?

No, I'm just asking. None of you's touched it?

No.

Mate, you haven't, like, on the GoPro seen yourself turn it off, have you?

No, I told you I was asleep last night, wasn't I? Nothing happened.

I'm sure it works just as good as that one.

Look, can you see a red light, Jem? Yeah.

Red light. [ Matt ] Yeah, the red light's on now and it's always on,

but maybe it turned itself off. Maybe the battery's broken.

It doesn't-- The battery lasts eight hours.

Maybe it's the memory card then. Sixty-four gig.

Maybe there's something wrong with the internal wiring that you don't understand!

No, the camera's working. I don't know what your problem is...

with taking it to someone who knows what they're talking about.

No, it's not broken. Just go and have it fixed.

Matty, it's a good thing. It's unexplainable.

I can't explain why it's not working.

At nighttime only. That's it. It just switches off.

And if it's not you, and it's not you...

it's the mirror.

The mirror's turning it off.

Mirror trashed our flat. Mirror's making him sleepwalk. Mirror turned my camera off.

It's a good thing!

What? We're onto something.

Is he not getting laid? I don't understand.

Can you shut up? [ Jemma ] Fuck off, Steve.

I don't understand. Because seriously, he's in such a grumpy mood.

Listen, I'm gonna go out of the flat for an hour. Good.

I suggest you guys get it on or something,

because, seriously, the atmosphere around here is deadly.

** [ Score ]

[ Steve ] I don't know about you guys, right,

but since we got this mirror, I've had a really bad toothache.

Have you?

Jem? Yeah?

What would you do, right, if a ghost just came and sat down next to you?

Don't know.

Freak out.

What would you do? What?

If a ghost came and sat down next to you?

[ Scoffs ] I'd film it and win this competition.

You know what would be great? If every one of them spotlights just fell down now.

Why would that be great? [ Cutting Food ]

I don't know. It'd be great, wouldn't it? It'd be creepy.

- [ Rapid Chopping ] - [ Breathing Raggedly ]

Mate, go easy on the, uh, aubergines.

[ Knife Clatters ]

You all right, mate?

[ Jemma ] Matt?

What's wrong? What?

Jem? Yeah?

Look at this. Look at what?

What do you mean? It's a massacre.

I mean, my little sister can chop shit better than that. Look what he's done.

[ Jemma ] Matt, please talk to me.

[ Footsteps Running ]

[ Jemma Whispering ] Steve, Steve! Wake up.

What? What is it?

What is it? He's got a knife.

Who's got a knife? [ Crying ] Who do you think?

- Matt-- - Matt's got a fucking knife.

Move away, move away.

- Steve, be careful. Be careful. - It'll be all right.

- Be careful. - I'll be all right.

Fucking hell.

Matt?

Matty?

[ Sighs ] Oh, my God. [ Wind Blowing ]

- He's not here. - [ Jemma ] What?

Oh, my God.

Is he not in there anymore?

No, just stay there, stay there.

Fucking idiot. Where is he?

- [ Jemma ] He's-- - He's in bed.

[ Jemma ] What? He's in bed.

[ Steve ] What are you talking about?

What do you mean what am I talking about?

Were you dreaming or what? He's in bed.

Oh, you never take me seriously, do you, Steve?

All right, no. All right, all right.

Why would I just make up that he had a fucking knife in the kitchen?

[ Sniffling ] I'm sorry, all right. Let's get out of here.

Fucking hell.

Look, listen. Just stay in here, stay in here.

I'll sleep near the door and I just-- just won't let him in.

[ Matt ] Hello?

You up? [ Steve ] Yeah, yeah, hold the phone.

What? Hold the phone.

[ Matt ] Why are you sat in front of the door?

[ Steve ] Frankly, pal, we're a touch nervous. Can you open it?

Yeah, will you just confirm you've got nothing on you?

[ Matt ] What?

I don't-- I don't even know what to say here.

[ Sighs ]

What the hell?

Mate, I don't even know where to start.

Love, are you all right?

Just leave her mate. Just leave it, leave it.

Okay, what?

[ Steve ] I'm not gonna mention the fact...

you're not allowed in the kitchen anymore. Shh, shh.

Steve, Steve! Wake up!

[ Steve ] What? What is it?

- What is it? - He's got a knife.

- Who's got a knife? - [ Crying ] Who do you think?

- Matt-- - Matt's got a fucking knife.

Move away, move away.

- Steve, be careful. Be careful. - It'll be all right.

[ Steve ] Don't go out of your way to apologize, all right, pal?

[ Scoffs ] It's not like I did it on purpose, is it?

We can't have you walking around with knives in your hand. No.

Are you really filming this?

Might be good to just go over it, you know what I mean, after we've won.

We'll laugh at it.

It's not really that funny, is it?

Me standing around with knives? We're not laughing now, pal. No.

And you guys just leaving me there. [ Steve ] It was deadly serious.

Yeah, it was.

And what, I do that and you just... go to sleep?

No, he came and got the knives out of the kitchen.

Yeah, we had a really nice peaceful night's sleep.

What the fuck are you talking about? Great, good for you.

Did we, heck?

I slept in a sleeping bag. It was moldy.

How did you know I wasn't gonna get up again?

[ Steve ] I'm not gonna watch you all night, pal.

Well, it seems like you ought to.

Have you got the footage from your GoPro? Maybe you can watch what you did next?

[ Steve ] Have you watched the GoPro this morning?

Have you?

I don't understand why you're being so mysterious all of a sudden.

Because it-- I'm--

We're not hiding anything from you, pal.

We're telling you straight up. There's a video of you with a knife last night.

Yeah, and then you went to bed, and you left me there, who knows to do what next.

He came and got the knives from the kitchen--

Yeah, but it's not just the knives is it? It could be anything.

So what, we-- Do you want us to lock you in a room?

Yeah. [ Steve ] We can't be doing--

That's what I would have done if it was one of you guys.

Look, I made sure you were safe and sound.

No, you didn't. You just left me there.

I didn't, mate. You've no idea what I did.

But you've seen me wake up out on the balcony.

One more step and I'm off it.

I come back to the kitchen to--

I don't know, turn on all the hobs, or burn myself.

There's plenty of other sharp objects apart from fucking knives.

There's a billion ways I could hurt myself in this flat.

You were asleep on the bed when we came back.

He got the knives-- Yeah, but what if I get up again?

I moved one of your arms 'cause it looked uncomfortable.

Great.

That's kind of not what I'm worried about.

[ Steve ] I'm still not clear on if you're supposed...

to wake up people sleepwalking or not.

I'm not.

You are just a million miles away...

from understanding what it's like to be me right now.

I'm being really understanding, I thought. No, you're not.

[ Steve ] I think I'm the calmest one here.

I don't think you're taking this seriously. I'm taking it--

Am I the only person that cares that he was stood there with a knife?

[ Steve ] I went out for him! Well, I'd like to believe that.

I went out for him! Yeah, and you're just cracking jokes left, right and center.

It's a serious situation, Steve.

I'm fucking in your room scared shitless.

You clearly don't give a shit. He's more concerned about himself.

Yes, I am concerned about myself!

Listen, whoa. We've got neighbors. Well, let's be honest.

You sleepwalking is probably the best thing we've got in this application, isn't it?

Listen, if I was sleepwalking-- Is that what you want?

Do you want me to go and do loads of crazy shit on camera for you?

You've seen me pissing on the floor. That's really funny.

Do you want me to piss on the camera? Do you want me to piss on your face?

What are you talking about? Do you want me to go in the kitchen again,

get a load of knives out, stab myself, cut my wrists, slit my throat,

bathe the whole fucking place in my blood?

Would that be really good for you? Is that what you wanna send?

Look at your distraught girlfriend,

who's in the kitchen wondering what the fuck went down last night.

[ Jemma ] What we gonna do, Matt?

What are you suggesting that we do?

I think we need a bit of a group hug or something just to fucking--

All right! Stop it.

[ Sighs ] Stop pointing it at me. Turn it off.

If you don't switch that thing off,

I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and you along with it.

[ Door Opens ]

[ Steve ] He's here.

I knew you'd remember, mate. I knew it. It's quiz night, right?

Matt?

You've remembered, haven't you?

[ Jemma ] He's gonna ignore us. Cool, brilliant.

Mate, come on. Hey, no, I need my charger.

Matt, I need my charger.

I need my charger.

Matt-- For fuck's sake!

Fine. I won't charge my phone.

[ Steve ] I don't know what to suggest. Matt.

Matt, Jemma's got her boobs out.

She's dancing with her boobs out.

** [ Man On Radio, Faint ] I could get all my deodorant.

Smoke him out underneath the door.

Like a fox-- just smoke him out.

What if we turned off the electricity?

Then he wouldn't be able to watch his laptop.

There you go.

We could tell him, like, tonight's the only night he can see Neptune...

and he has to get his telescope out and look at Neptune.

[ Chuckles ]

We could pretend we were having sex.

No, he'd just come out and kill us,

and that wouldn't be for the best.

We could-- Oh, you could tell him--

I could tell him that you've left him, that you've just gone.

I don't think he'd care, Steve.

Oh, come on. Of course he'd care.

I really don't think he would.

Of course he would. Don't say that.

He's just--

He's just in a bad mood.

Hmm.

Of course he'd care.

Of course he would.

Stupid.

Come out, you fucker.

Matthew!

Yes.

[ Camera Beeps ]

[ Beeping ]

[ Beeps ]

[ Scraping ]

[ Gasps ] Jem. Jem, it's Matt.

He's trying to fucking get in.

Fuck.

What if he's got a knife, Steve? Fuck.

Jemma, let's move this thing. What?

Let's just move the bedside table.

Quickly.

[ Steve ] Oh, fuck. Fuck.

Matt!

[ Pounding ] Go away!

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Fuck. Fuck, what was that? What is that?

Matt. Matty, boy.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Fuck. Fuck. What was that?

What is that? Matt? Matty, boy.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck, why is he fucking doing this?

Matt? Jem.

[ Camera Clicks ] [ Siren Blaring, Faint ]

[ Train Rumbling, Faint ]

[ Footsteps Approaching, Faint ]

[ Train Grows Louder ]

[ Spray Hissing ]

[ Man Screaming ]

[ Screaming Continues ]

[ Footsteps ]

[ Steve Whispering ] His door's open. Shh!

[ Hinges Creaking ]

[ Whispering ] Where the fuck has he been?

We're gonna have to start locking him in from this side of the door.

How can we lock him from this side of the door? How?

I don't know-- The door opens that way.

[ Pounding ] [ Squeals ]

- Jesus on wheels! - Oh, my God.

That just scared the shit out of me.

Oh, my God.

[ Groans ]

It's all right. It's all right. I've got you.

Oh, my God.

No.

No!

For fuck's sake.

You-- [ Clattering ]

[ Steve ] It was him.

How many times did I fucking ask him did he turn it off?

No, he didn't. Matt, get out here now, mate!

Get out, you fucking liar.

"I didn't turn it off." Yeah, you did, you little prick!

Fucking knew it!

You lying son of a bitch!

Open this door, pal, right now.

[ Mutters ]

[ Steve Whispering ] He's having a shower.

Yeah? He's having a shower.

Yeah, let's go and get it. Let's go get the GoPro.

Yeah, the GoPro.

[ Water Running ]

Fuck!

Steve. Steve. Show me. Show me.

[ Muttering ]

What the fuck would he have done with it?

Check it.

[ Steve ] Holy shit. Matt-- Matt, you all right?

Matt, what's going on? [ Jemma ] Matt? Matt?

Oh, fuck.

Look at his eyes, Steve. Look at his eyes.

I can't see. [ Steve ] Holy shit.

[ Jemma ] Are you okay? I can't see anything.

[ Jemma, Steve ] Matt? Matt? Matt?

Matt. Matt. [ Steve ] What can't you see?

Can you see this? Can you see that? I can't see anything.

I can't see anything! Can you see that?

I can't see anything!

Matt, do you want some water?

[ Steve ] Hey, buddy.

[ Jemma ] Please have some water, Matt.

You need to try and close them if you can, Matt.

Just rest up. He won't eat. He won't drink.

If you need anything mate, just-- just let us know, all right?

Be back in a minute pal. Don't worry.

[ Jemma ] I don't know what to do. It's all right.

It's not okay, Steve.

He can't see. He's not eating.

He's not drank anything. He's just sat in bed. [ Steve, Faint ]

We don't even know where he's been,

what he's been up to, what's happened to him.

[ Whispering ] At least he's not freaking out. He's calm.

He just needs to rest his eyes. He just needs to calm down.

He can't see. This is serious.

It might start coming back. I don't know. Need to do something.

I think maybe you should suggest that he needs to get some help.

Go in and ask him. Fine.

Just do it calmly. Okay.

Don't freak out.

You've got to stay clam for him.

Matt? Matt.

[ Steve ] Mate, you need to get back in bed, pal. Get out.

Matt, let's get you back into bed. Get out.

Let's get back into bed. Get out.

Let's get you back into bed. Get out. Get out!

Get out! Please get--

Fine. Get out!

[ Steve ] We're out. We're out. We're out.

Fuck. [ Sobs ]

[ Sighs ]

[ Voice Cracking ] Fine.

I know you can hear me.

Please come out.

Please.

[ Sobs ]

Matt, I love you. Please come out.

Well, if he's not out by tomorrow,

we'll get him some help.

Yeah.

[ Ragged Breathing ]

[ Ragged Breathing Continues ]

[ Sighs ]

[ Floor Creaking ]

[ Camera Beeps, Whirs ]

[ Camera Clicks ] [ Heart Beating ]

[ Squishing ]

[ Object Plops ]

[ Squishing ]

[ Object Plops ]

[ Ragged Breathing ]

[ Dog Barking, Faint ]

[ Footsteps ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Gagging, Gurgling ]

[ Gagging, Gurgling Continue ]

[ Squishing ]

[ Ragged Breathing ]

[ Siren Blaring, Faint ]

[ Hinges Squeak ]

[ Steve Whispering ] Do you want me to go first? Yeah.

Now check in there.

[ Jemma Whispering ] Steve? Yeah?

What? Your camera's on the floor.

There's blood on the camera.

There. Holy shit.

He's taken my memory cards out, Jem.

Oh, fuck. He's taken the cards.

He's gone.

[ Woman On TV ] I wanted to be there for Lucas, as a friend.

I didn't know he still had those feelings.

** [ Speakers: Pop ]

Thank you very much. Yeah.

Wonderful.

Bye-bye.

[ Jemma ] Still nothing?

[ Inhales ]

Fuckin' pointless.

They've not heard anything.

Even if he was just wandering the streets blind, right,

someone's gonna just say, "Excuse me, you look blind.

Do you want a fucking hand?" Or something. Yeah.

Unless he's lying in a ditch.

He's not lying in a ditch. Just stop being so grim about it.

Just stop it, like.

Stop being grim?

Well, he's not lying in a fucking ditch, is he?

He could be lying in a ditch. That's the reality.

Why? Because he can't see anything.

Right, well, if I was blind I'm just gonna go,

"Oh, there's a ditch. I'm just gonna fucking lie in it"?

No, you power on. You power through if you're in a fucking struggle.

And he's not sleepwalking now. He must have come round.

You can't fucking sleepwalk for that long.

Someone's found him, and he's safe and he's fine,

and maybe he just can't fucking communicate or something.

He's just-- [ Sighs ]

Maybe he just needs a break from all this fucking mirror shit.

I told him if he couldn't handle it he didn't have to fucking do it.

You've done better than he has.

[ Steve ] You need to see this. You found something?

You won't believe it. [ Mutters ]

It's the second we opened the mirror.

Oh, Steve, I don't wanna watch this. What?

No, no, no. Jem, just watch it. I don't wanna watch this.

Jem, please, just watch this. Is this a fucking joke?

I'm not joking, no.

Jem, I know it's upsetting. I'm sorry, but you need to see this.

Jem. Jem, just watch. Just watch.

The second you guys open the mirror-- the second--

what does Matt do? [ Sighs ]

He rubs his eyes, Jem.

The fucking second the mirror arrives,

his eyes got fucked up, right?

And I've got it on tape--

the first fucking bit of proof that connects to him going a bit weird.

He starts rubbing his eyes straight away.

Steve, you've got him rubbing his eye.

Yeah, but Jem, it's the second he fucking opens the thing.

It doesn't prove anything, Steve.

It's better than nothing, Jem! It's better than nothing.

He's gone. He's gone missing. He's dead.

Let's just-- Yeah, let's just go to bed. He's dead.

Matt's dead.

Forget about it. Yeah, he's just got sore eyes.

[ Steve ] Oh, Jem.

Oh, babe, come here.

[ Sobbing ] Come here.

It's okay. It's all right.

It's okay. [ Sniffles ]

Come here.

What are you doing?

I miss him, Steve.

[ Jemma Sniffles ]

I'll go to bed.

[ Ragged Breathing ]

** [ Speakers: Pop, Faint ]

Jem?

What does that say?

[ Steve ] It fucking says his name.

Jem, the mirror chose him.

It's a mirror. It can't choose people, Steve.

It chose him.

I don't know what else to say. It's his name on the back.

He was chosen.

No, it doesn't mean he... got chosen by a mirror.

That's ridiculous.

No. No, he's coming back.

It's nothing to do with the mirror.

I think we should cover it up.

I think we should put something over it.

It just makes me feel uncomfortable.

[ Steve ] It's gone. All right?

Out of sight, out of mind, just forget about it, just--

We'll just have to wait till he comes back.

[ Static, Electronic Warbling ]

[ Door Buzzing ]

** [ Speakers: Pop, Faint ]

[ Buzzing Continues, Muffled ]

[ Buzzing Continues ]

[ Buzzing Continues ]

I think it's Matt.

Holy shit. I'll go get him, I'll go get and him.

[ Door Opens ] Matt?

Matt?

[ Steve Sighs ]

[ Door Shuts ]

[ Footsteps ]

There's no one there.

There's no one there.

[ Sighs ]

[ Steve Gasps ]

Fuck a duck.

[ Jemma ] I think I've heard Matt.

What? I think I've heard Matt.

Whereabouts?

Whereabouts?

He's in the flat?

I heard Matt's voice.

[ Steve ] Hello? Matty?

There's nothing here, Jem.

Gone.

He's gone.

Are you dreaming?

[ Jemma Screaming ]

[ Screaming Continues ] Jemma?

Oh, St-- [ Screaming ]

Jem? [ Screaming ]

[ Sobbing ] Jem, it's me.

What are you doing?

Oh, my God. [ Sobbing Continues ]

Jem? What are you doing?

Give it to me. Give it to me. Give it to me.

Give it to me. I've got it.

It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.

I'll be back in a second.

Fucking hell. Shit.

[ Sobbing Continues ]

It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.

[ Groaning, Sobbing ] I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

** [ Speakers: Pop, Faint ]

I'm going to bed.

Okay.

I'll sort that. I'll sort that.

Thanks.

Thank you.

[ Steve ] Hello?

[ Whispering ] Sorry. Were you asleep?

No?

How are you doing?

All right? Yeah.

Ah, it's just coming away there.

[ Gasps ] Oh, sorry.

Sorry. It was just coming away.

You gonna be all right by yourself, yeah?

[ Murmurs ]

Okay.

Sleep well.

I'm gonna turn the lights out, yeah?

Night, night. Night.

See you in the morning.

[ Gasps ]

[ Groans ] What the fuck?

Fuck. Fucking hell.

What the fuck?

[ Groans ]

Matt?

Matt, is that you?

Mate, I never thought I'd--

I didn't think I'd be seeing you again.

[ Ragged Breathing ]

I'm so sorry about all this, mate.

I don't mind that you-- that you scratched me.

Fucking hell, pal. What's wrong with your hands?

Matt, where's-- Where's Jem?

[ Stammers ] Jemma?

[ Coughs ] Jemma!

[ Steve Sniffles ]

Oh, fuck.

[ Voice Cracking ] Jemma.

[ Muttering ]

I'm going fucking crazy.

[ Sobbing ] Jemma!

Jemma?

[ Ragged Breathing ]

Jem?

[ Sniffles ]

Jemma?

Where are you?

Oh, God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Jemma.

[ Sobbing, Sniffling ]

This can't be happening.

Jem?

Jemma!

[ Knife Clinks ] [ Steve Gasps ]

[ Breathing Raggedly ]

[ Sobbing ]

[ Thuds ]

[ Static ]