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Homer, the results of your
physical are very concerning.
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- You're 80 pounds overweight.
- I wore my socks on the scale.
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And your cholesterol
is sky�high.
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Go big or go home.
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Oh, and your testosterone
is just a little bit low.
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(gasps)
Testosterone?
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That's what fuels
my punching and yelling.
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And my undeserved confidence.
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Now I'll never be
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an NFL quarterback/international
superspy. (moans)
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Don't worry, low T is very
common amongst men your age.
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It can be treated
with a prescription drug
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called Vicodude.
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- Pill me up.
- But before I give you the drug,
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I just need you to watch
this short informational video.
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There's an ad first?
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If I had more testosterone,
I'd kill you.
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A single truck can't possibly be
best in its class
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in torque, towing and payload.
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- (shouts)
- Think again, Professor Killjoy.
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♪
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Man up with the Road Monster
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Triple�XL 550.
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The Triple�XL 550
delivers ultimate tow,
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ultimate payload
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and ultimate torque.
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The Triple�XL 550.
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It's what a man drives.
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Dr. Hibbert, you're a genius.
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That truck
is exactly what I need.
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No, what you need is medication.
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Wrong again, Professor Killjoy.
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See you next year.
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Not if this chart is right.
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(chuckles)
Ooh.
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Peonies are such
interesting flowers.
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They need less water, but...
(screams)
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Look what the doctor
made me get.
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(growls)
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(chuckles)
You know it, baby.
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The engine growls
just like that.
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And don't worry, it has
maximum torque for its class
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and the highest possible
ranking from J. D. Power.
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What about his associates?
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Oh, you know they're on board.
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�(laughs) �Look at me.
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I'm a payload.
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This truck is an offense to
everything I hold dear, and...
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Oh, but it comes with a family
subscription to Slapify,
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the music streaming service.
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I don't know what that is,
but I'm great for having it.
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Whoa, and check out
the picture on the back�up cam.
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It even has infrared.
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(thudding)
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Okay, Slapify,
let's see if your algorithm
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can predict my taste.
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(snickers)
Good luck.
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Age: eight. Gender: female.
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How did you hear about
our service: truck.
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Oh, it already has suggestions.
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(pop music playing)
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Meh. A little trendy,
not for me.
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(alternative rock playing)
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Okay, but still
pretty mainstream.
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(sighs)
Good taste is a curse,
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but I'm sure a great song
is just a click away.
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- (mouse clicking)
- LISA: Mm�mm. Hmm. Uh...
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"If you hate everything,
you might like this."
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Quilloughby? Never heard of him.
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"Quilloughby and his British
bandmates, the Snuffs,
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"dominated the '80s indie scene
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with their brand
of literate, sardonic..."
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Ooh, sardonic.
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"...music that focused
on Quilloughby's obsessions,
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especially his
militant vegetarianism."
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♪
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♪ The flesh that you cover
with cheese ♪
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♪ Is proof
of your moral disease ♪
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♪ It's death for no reason ♪
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♪ And death for no reason ♪
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♪ Is hamburger homicide. ♪
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(lowing)
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Oh! Yes.
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(school bell ringing)
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Quilloughby's music
is so smart and dour and jangly
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and no one has seen him in
30 years, he's a famous recluse.
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And his commitment to
animal rights is so inspiring.
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(gasps) I just had
the most amazing idea.
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Lisa doesn't like it
when other people talk.
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Attention, Elementarians.
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Inspired by
my new favorite musician,
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whom I'm sure
you've never heard of,
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today is the first
Mushroom Monday.
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So dig in to these
all�vegan mushroom tacos.
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Mushrooms?
Those are chairs for toads.
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Don't you see? The flesh
that you cover with cheese
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is proof of your moral disease.
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Gah?
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Just give them a chance.
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So delicious.
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Three kinds of ground mushrooms:
portobello, shiitake...
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Don't forget the yummy
little pieces of bacon.
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(shouting, coughing)
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Ew, ew, ew.
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You said these were vegan.
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But they are.
Vegetables plus bacon.
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"Vegon." Am I wrong?
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(gasps)
I ate meat.
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Haw�haw! This taco had a mom.
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ALL:
Mmm...
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(crying)
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(laughter)
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Everyone at my school is a jerk.
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Why are they so mean? Why?
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Is the problem me?
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QUILLOUGHBY:
The problem is never you.
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It's those sour�breathed
know�nothing sheep
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who graze the blighted meadows
of your so�called school.
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Gah?
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Okay, it was probably
just a bacon hallucination.
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Quilloughby isn't actually
in my room.
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I'm traumatized by eating meat.
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You must stop
talking to yourself.
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People will think
you've gone mad.
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- (screams)
- ♪
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You're not real the real
Quilloughby. You're imaginary.
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I've gone crazy.
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♪ Master of the obvious ♪
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♪ Ensconced in her dreadful
red frock. ♪
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I don't want to be crazy.
Not this kind of crazy.
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Just get out of here.
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Hey, Lis, what you pointing at?
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Some bacon you want to eat?
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I've got a pig nose.
Want to eat me?
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(snorting)
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(snorting, laughs)
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(all snorting)
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(crying)
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�(whispers indistinctly) �Oh.
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Mm�hmm.
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Bart, slowly,
almost imperceptibly,
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your friends
are growing tired of you.
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What�� what? I'm the drumstick
of this chicken bucket.
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(laughs) They're not
getting tired of me.
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Of course we're not, Bart.
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Wait, what was that look?
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What look?
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(Lisa chuckles)
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You guys are not
getting tired of me.
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(yawns)
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No, no, I was just yawning
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because I stayed up late,
thinking about your pranks.
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Still so fresh.
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(both chuckle)
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Quilloughby, you completely
ruined my brother
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with just one sentence.
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Thank you.
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Oh, there's nothing
more tiresome than gratitude.
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I think I'm gonna like
hallucinating you.
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Here's a gift. Put this
on your faded Army jacket.
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(gasps)
Oh, my God.
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You think I'm cool enough
to wear a faded Army jacket.
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Hmm. Keep in mind,
I'm merely a product
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of your fractured psyche.
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Oh, shut up, don't ruin it.
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(laughs)
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(Homer humming)
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Hey, Homer, ever so slowly,
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your friends
are growing tired of you.
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With this much testosterone?
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No way, baby.
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Aw. Take me
for a ride in your truck.
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Trucks aren't for driving.
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They're for doing
kick�ass truck stuff.
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Have you actually done
any truck stuff?
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Put it on.
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♪
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(grunting, shouting)
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But I don't want this.
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You're welcome!
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♪
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For an imaginary friend,
you were really keen
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to get out of the house.
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Ugh, that small woman
was such a bore.
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Oh. Maggie's a baby,
and she was sleeping.
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Even she knows it.
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This place reminds me
of my own hometown.
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It's dismal and nothing good
will ever come from it.
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Well, almost nothing.
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(chuckles)
Get out your tickers and tape,
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here comes the prat parade.
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Facial hair is not
a substitute for personality.
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Two times zero is still zero.
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(sniffs) Bit early
for the apricot brandy,
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- is it not, Vicar?
- (laughs)
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Quilloughby,
is there anyone you do like?
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Yeah, well, let me
tell you something, Lisa.
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♪
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♪ Every day I try to smile ♪
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♪ But can't help but frown ♪
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♪ Every day I draw my bath ♪
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♪ And pray I will drown ♪
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♪ I step out my door
and I take a deep breath ♪
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♪ Turn back inside
and pray for my death ♪
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♪ 'Cause everyone is horrid ♪
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♪ Except me and possibly you ♪
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♪ Possibly me ♪
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♪ Oh, everyone is horrid ♪
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♪ And my dear,
I fear you are, too ♪
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♪ Oh. ♪
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♪
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�(plays note) �Lisa Simpson.
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Those measures were supposed
to be pianissimo,
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but instead they were sforzando
and scherzando.
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(chuckles,
whispering indistinctly)
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(both laugh)
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Well, would you care
to share your private tee�hees
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with the class?
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I was just thinking,
every day you wave that wand,
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and yet nothing magical
ever happens.
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(laughter)
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You're a smart�mouthed
little sass pants.
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And you're a sad little man
whose best days never happened.
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(all gasping)
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(gasps)
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I'm not sad, I'm happy.
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And 5'8" is a very nice height
for a fella.
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(crying):
Very nice.
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Lisa, I enjoyed that.
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And I enjoy nothing.
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Mr. and Mrs. Simpson,
I called you in here
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because Lisa's behavior has
become wry, sardonic, and yes,
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poetically world�weary.
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I know what's going on.
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Lisa's become infatuated
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with this snobby, judgy,
British crooner
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- from the '80s.
- Hmm.
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Hmm...
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Oh...
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You're right to worry.
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With the popularity of
the Slapify streaming service,
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I'm seeing more children
becoming lost
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in the music of the past.
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♪ Oh, here she comes ♪
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♪ Watch out, boy,
she'll chew you up ♪
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♪ Oh, here she comes ♪
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♪ She's a man�eater! ♪
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Well, we take this
very seriously.
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My husband and I are
going to have
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a heart�to�heart
with our daughter tonight.
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Isn't that right, Homer?
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Oh.
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You don't tow me! I tow you!
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Stop resisting!
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Surrender to my mighty torque!
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- Never!
- (both grunting)
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(seatbelt clicks, engine starts)
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(grunting)
259
00:12:03,171 --> 00:12:05,173
What has gotten into you?
260
00:12:05,243 --> 00:12:07,579
You used to be
such a happy little girl.
261
00:12:07,648 --> 00:12:09,116
When?
262
00:12:09,186 --> 00:12:11,322
Okay, but never like this��
263
00:12:11,391 --> 00:12:12,859
with the sour attitude,
264
00:12:12,928 --> 00:12:14,330
and the black booties.
265
00:12:14,398 --> 00:12:17,068
You've become a crab��
no, a pill!
266
00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:20,674
Lisa, darling,
please silence the din.
267
00:12:20,746 --> 00:12:22,181
♪
268
00:12:22,251 --> 00:12:24,219
(grunts) That's it!
269
00:12:24,288 --> 00:12:26,890
I'm cancelling
your music subscription.
270
00:12:26,961 --> 00:12:30,031
Jiggly... and bloop.
271
00:12:30,102 --> 00:12:31,036
(both gasp)
272
00:12:31,105 --> 00:12:32,773
Shocking.
273
00:12:32,842 --> 00:12:34,210
(Lisa straining)
274
00:12:34,279 --> 00:12:35,346
(Quilloughby moans)
275
00:12:35,415 --> 00:12:37,317
How can Mom take away
the only place
276
00:12:37,386 --> 00:12:39,187
I can hear your music?
277
00:12:39,257 --> 00:12:41,459
Maybe not the only place.
278
00:12:41,529 --> 00:12:43,798
Apparently, this is happening.
279
00:12:43,868 --> 00:12:45,236
Hmm.
280
00:12:45,305 --> 00:12:47,240
(gasps) Oh, my God.
281
00:12:47,310 --> 00:12:50,346
I can see you.
I mean, the real you.
282
00:12:50,417 --> 00:12:52,185
Well, you're in for
a treat, my dear.
283
00:12:52,255 --> 00:12:54,223
My live shows are, quote,
284
00:12:54,293 --> 00:12:56,829
"like a three�hour dance party
in a freshly�dug grave."
285
00:12:56,899 --> 00:12:59,635
David Fricke,
Rolling Stone magazine, 1987.
286
00:12:59,706 --> 00:13:02,375
Oh, but Marge will never
let me go.
287
00:13:02,446 --> 00:13:05,048
And even if she would,
I don't have enough money.
288
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,987
Those tickets cost,
like, five Lego sets.
289
00:13:08,059 --> 00:13:09,661
Look in your pocket, Lisa.
290
00:13:09,730 --> 00:13:11,598
(gasps)
291
00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:13,402
My dad's credit card.
292
00:13:13,472 --> 00:13:16,208
Did you steal this? Did I?
293
00:13:16,278 --> 00:13:18,180
A little of both.
It's complicated.
294
00:13:18,250 --> 00:13:20,152
Sometimes I identify
as imaginary,
295
00:13:20,221 --> 00:13:21,889
but sometimes I can do this.
296
00:13:21,959 --> 00:13:24,027
(grunts, laughs)
297
00:13:24,097 --> 00:13:26,833
Ow, the zipper!
298
00:13:26,903 --> 00:13:28,872
(both grunting, laughing)
299
00:13:28,941 --> 00:13:30,777
Ow! Oh!
300
00:13:30,846 --> 00:13:32,882
(grunting)
301
00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:36,557
What?
I'm a little stressed out.
302
00:13:36,627 --> 00:13:38,962
Making sandwiches
calms my nerves.
303
00:13:40,702 --> 00:13:42,805
Ooh, sandwiches!
304
00:13:44,646 --> 00:13:47,348
Lisa is sullen, dressing weird,
305
00:13:47,419 --> 00:13:50,055
obsessed with English music...
306
00:13:50,125 --> 00:13:53,161
(gasps) Our eight�year�old has
turned into a teenager.
307
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:56,970
Well, from now on, I'm going to
pay very close attention to her.
308
00:13:57,042 --> 00:14:01,346
Marge, little girls are a lot
like all�wheel anti�lock brakes:
309
00:14:01,419 --> 00:14:03,621
when road conditions
are unpredictable...
310
00:14:03,691 --> 00:14:06,660
We're talking about
your daughter, not a vehicle.
311
00:14:06,731 --> 00:14:10,668
Well, both do have maximum
torque for their class.
312
00:14:10,741 --> 00:14:13,244
Will you shut up
about the damn truck?
313
00:14:13,313 --> 00:14:15,215
(whimpers)
But the truck is who I am.
314
00:14:15,285 --> 00:14:18,555
It's a perfect fit for my manly,
off�road lifestyle.
315
00:14:18,627 --> 00:14:19,928
Oh, really?
316
00:14:19,997 --> 00:14:21,398
You hate the outdoors.
317
00:14:21,467 --> 00:14:22,801
You've never been camping.
318
00:14:22,869 --> 00:14:24,671
You've never hauled
or towed anything,
319
00:14:24,741 --> 00:14:27,410
or shown any interest
in hauling or towing.
320
00:14:27,481 --> 00:14:30,517
And please, tell me the meaning
of the word "torque."
321
00:14:30,588 --> 00:14:34,525
The smoke hole where
the truck's farts come out?
322
00:14:34,598 --> 00:14:36,300
Torque is
the tendency of a force
323
00:14:36,368 --> 00:14:39,505
to rotate the body to which
it is applied. Like this!
324
00:14:39,576 --> 00:14:41,477
(grunts) Homer J. Simpson,
325
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,950
you are not a truck guy!
326
00:14:44,020 --> 00:14:47,724
(sobbing)
327
00:14:47,796 --> 00:14:50,632
Now, I'm going to deal with
an actual problem:
328
00:14:50,703 --> 00:14:53,906
our daughter's
pre�pre�teen rebellion.
329
00:14:55,113 --> 00:14:57,782
(screams) Lisa's gone!
330
00:14:58,922 --> 00:15:02,826
I'm going to my first music
festival with my best friend!
331
00:15:02,898 --> 00:15:05,568
Uh, best imaginary friend.
332
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,940
Right. I guess
I didn't need to buy
333
00:15:08,011 --> 00:15:09,946
two VIP passes, then.
334
00:15:10,015 --> 00:15:11,216
Sorry, Dad!
335
00:15:11,284 --> 00:15:13,286
(both laugh)
336
00:15:13,356 --> 00:15:15,859
Oh, the pain of laughter...
337
00:15:15,928 --> 00:15:17,964
(laughing)
338
00:15:22,512 --> 00:15:24,147
Our daughter is by herself
339
00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:25,784
at an outdoor
music whoop�de�doo!
340
00:15:25,852 --> 00:15:28,789
And she's using
my stolen credit card.
341
00:15:28,859 --> 00:15:29,894
�(chimes) �What?
342
00:15:29,962 --> 00:15:30,963
�(chimes) �Huh?
343
00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:32,132
�(chimes) �Hey...
344
00:15:32,201 --> 00:15:33,402
No...
345
00:15:34,740 --> 00:15:37,676
Ugh, this combines my two
least favorite things��
346
00:15:37,747 --> 00:15:40,116
other people's music,
and other people.
347
00:15:40,187 --> 00:15:43,056
Yeah, but we're going to see
the real you perform.
348
00:15:43,127 --> 00:15:44,562
Ooh, do you think you'll play
349
00:15:44,630 --> 00:15:46,632
"Labour Action
at the Biscuit Factory"
350
00:15:46,702 --> 00:15:48,471
or "Simon Has a Birthmark"?
351
00:15:48,539 --> 00:15:50,341
How dreadfully predictable...
352
00:15:50,411 --> 00:15:52,379
but the nippers must suckle.
353
00:15:52,449 --> 00:15:54,084
(playing rock music)
354
00:15:54,153 --> 00:15:55,688
oh, these bands are all rubbish,
355
00:15:55,757 --> 00:15:57,959
and this sun is too... sunny.
356
00:15:58,028 --> 00:16:00,631
Quilloughby, this festival
is our dream.
357
00:16:00,702 --> 00:16:03,705
Stop being such a, such a...
358
00:16:03,776 --> 00:16:05,144
Such a pill?
359
00:16:05,212 --> 00:16:06,781
Oh. Sorry, Marge.
360
00:16:06,850 --> 00:16:09,419
Hey, I'm just trying
to have a fun day.
361
00:16:09,489 --> 00:16:11,424
Oh, a "fun day."
362
00:16:11,494 --> 00:16:13,997
Why don't we all just
have fizzy drinks
363
00:16:14,066 --> 00:16:16,035
and rainbow lollipops?
364
00:16:16,105 --> 00:16:18,274
Oh, la�di�da�di�da.
365
00:16:18,343 --> 00:16:19,845
(singsongy):
Happy, happy, happy.
366
00:16:19,914 --> 00:16:23,517
Vacuous animals waiting
for the slaughter.
367
00:16:27,332 --> 00:16:28,776
Well, it's a good thing
Dad got this truck.
368
00:16:28,802 --> 00:16:30,270
- Oh, my God.
- You see, Marge?
369
00:16:30,339 --> 00:16:31,750
- I never want to hear
another word... - Bart gets it.
370
00:16:31,776 --> 00:16:32,853
- ...about this truck.
- The truck is awesome.
371
00:16:32,878 --> 00:16:34,438
- It makes me so mad!
- You don't get it
372
00:16:34,482 --> 00:16:35,726
- and you never will!
- Truck this, truck that.
373
00:16:35,751 --> 00:16:38,163
- Truck, truck, truck, truck...
- I wish I was married to Bart!
374
00:16:38,191 --> 00:16:39,993
(cackling)
375
00:16:40,062 --> 00:16:42,064
Ugh! You never stop whining!
376
00:16:42,133 --> 00:16:43,735
The term is "whinging."
377
00:16:43,804 --> 00:16:46,373
- Conspicuous eye roll.
- (groans)
378
00:16:46,444 --> 00:16:48,546
I used to think
you just hated bad art
379
00:16:48,616 --> 00:16:49,884
and cruelty to animals
380
00:16:49,952 --> 00:16:51,954
and people who wear
baseball hats,
381
00:16:52,024 --> 00:16:55,261
but it turns out
you hate everything!
382
00:16:55,331 --> 00:16:58,635
But, Lisa,
I thought that was our bond.
383
00:16:58,706 --> 00:17:00,408
ANNOUNCER:
Coming now to the main stage...
384
00:17:00,477 --> 00:17:02,021
- (cheering)
- performing for the first time
385
00:17:02,047 --> 00:17:03,415
in over 30 years...
386
00:17:03,484 --> 00:17:05,552
Quilloughby and the Snuffs.
387
00:17:05,622 --> 00:17:07,224
(gasps) This is it��
388
00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:08,328
the real you!
389
00:17:08,396 --> 00:17:09,797
(giggles)
390
00:17:12,339 --> 00:17:13,640
Oh, dear God, no!
391
00:17:13,708 --> 00:17:15,877
I look like bloody Churchill!
392
00:17:15,948 --> 00:17:18,383
(audience cheering)
393
00:17:18,453 --> 00:17:22,324
Shut your gobs, you wankers!
394
00:17:22,395 --> 00:17:23,563
(gasping)
395
00:17:23,632 --> 00:17:26,601
Woo�hoo! Wankers!
396
00:17:26,672 --> 00:17:29,642
Can't you see this show
is just a cash grab?
397
00:17:29,714 --> 00:17:31,415
I'm only here
because I lost my fortune
398
00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:33,619
suing people for saying things
about me
399
00:17:33,689 --> 00:17:35,891
that were completely true.
400
00:17:35,961 --> 00:17:38,297
(booing)
401
00:17:38,367 --> 00:17:40,068
Is this what I turned into?
402
00:17:40,138 --> 00:17:41,639
I'm greedy, I'm hateful,
403
00:17:41,708 --> 00:17:44,544
and my face looks like
a syphilitic moon.
404
00:17:44,615 --> 00:17:46,584
Well, it's not your fault
you got old.
405
00:17:46,653 --> 00:17:48,022
Sting is old.
406
00:17:48,090 --> 00:17:51,193
Old Sting's bloody gorgeous,
and he knows it.
407
00:17:51,264 --> 00:17:53,933
(booing)
408
00:17:54,004 --> 00:17:55,272
Oh, boo�hoo!
409
00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:59,545
You can jeer while
I enjoy this pastrami on rye.
410
00:17:59,618 --> 00:18:01,219
(horrified gasps)
411
00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:02,823
But you're vegan!
412
00:18:02,892 --> 00:18:04,060
I was,
413
00:18:04,128 --> 00:18:06,964
until I found out veganism
was invented by foreigners,
414
00:18:07,035 --> 00:18:09,971
of whom there are far too many
on this planet!
415
00:18:10,042 --> 00:18:11,343
(gasping)
416
00:18:11,412 --> 00:18:13,948
That's right,
I hate the foreign!
417
00:18:14,018 --> 00:18:16,754
Coming to this country
and taking our jobs!
418
00:18:16,825 --> 00:18:19,227
Sleeping with our men!
419
00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:20,732
But you're a foreigner!
420
00:18:20,801 --> 00:18:24,038
And you took the job
of sad, washed�up rock star.
421
00:18:24,109 --> 00:18:27,579
No! You turned your back
on veganism.
422
00:18:27,650 --> 00:18:30,720
And you're also a huge racist.
423
00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:35,231
♪ Because everything is horrid
except meat ♪
424
00:18:35,302 --> 00:18:38,139
♪ So slag off to you! ♪
425
00:18:38,209 --> 00:18:40,879
(angry shouting)
426
00:18:40,949 --> 00:18:43,685
Lisa, dear, don't let him
happen to you.
427
00:18:43,755 --> 00:18:45,824
Try not to sneer at everything.
428
00:18:45,894 --> 00:18:48,296
And listen to others,
at least a bit.
429
00:18:48,367 --> 00:18:50,035
Perhaps one out of five times,
430
00:18:50,104 --> 00:18:52,306
but I can't tell you
which times.
431
00:18:52,376 --> 00:18:53,844
Thanks, Quilloughby.
432
00:18:53,913 --> 00:18:55,581
You're the best imaginary friend
433
00:18:55,651 --> 00:18:58,387
a complicated eight�year�old
could ever ask for.
434
00:18:58,457 --> 00:18:59,759
(sighs)
435
00:18:59,826 --> 00:19:01,962
But I think we both know
it's time for you to go.
436
00:19:02,033 --> 00:19:03,201
(sniffles)
437
00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:05,637
I'm going to miss you,
438
00:19:05,708 --> 00:19:07,843
you bloody wanker.
439
00:19:13,459 --> 00:19:14,760
Okay, okay, okay,
440
00:19:14,829 --> 00:19:17,398
I'm going to play a few songs
off my new album.
441
00:19:17,469 --> 00:19:21,306
It's entitled
Refugees? Again?
442
00:19:21,378 --> 00:19:24,348
(angry shouting)
443
00:19:31,102 --> 00:19:32,503
(horns honking)
444
00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:34,907
Stupid millennial traffic.
445
00:19:34,977 --> 00:19:36,545
RADIO ANNOUNCER:
This just in:
446
00:19:36,614 --> 00:19:38,416
a full�scale riot has broken out
447
00:19:38,486 --> 00:19:39,887
at the Bummershoot Festival.
448
00:19:39,956 --> 00:19:42,292
(gasps) But Lisa's in there!
449
00:19:42,361 --> 00:19:43,863
Who will save her?
450
00:19:43,931 --> 00:19:47,669
Did someone call
for a truck guy?
451
00:19:50,247 --> 00:19:52,282
♪
452
00:20:00,338 --> 00:20:02,473
(chanting):
453
00:20:02,543 --> 00:20:04,511
Misplaced anger!
454
00:20:04,581 --> 00:20:06,817
Somebody save me!
455
00:20:15,272 --> 00:20:17,007
(engine revving)
456
00:20:17,077 --> 00:20:19,012
Torque, don't fail me now.
457
00:20:19,082 --> 00:20:21,351
ALL:
Truck, truck, hooray!
458
00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:23,623
Truck, truck, hooray...
459
00:20:23,693 --> 00:20:25,027
(chuckles)
460
00:20:25,096 --> 00:20:27,832
Homer. Homer. Homer, wake up.
461
00:20:27,903 --> 00:20:29,772
He fell asleep while driving?
462
00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:33,277
No, we got stuck in traffic
and ran out of gas,
463
00:20:33,349 --> 00:20:34,817
so Dad ate a garbage bag
464
00:20:34,886 --> 00:20:36,888
full of Mom's PB&Js
and passed out.
465
00:20:36,957 --> 00:20:39,126
Thanks for walking over
and getting me.
466
00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:41,899
Me and Trucky saved the day.
467
00:20:41,969 --> 00:20:44,071
Sure you did, Homer.
468
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:47,914
Testosterone...
469
00:20:49,688 --> 00:20:51,690
I don't know what came
over me, Mom.
470
00:20:51,759 --> 00:20:53,260
I was sullen, moody,
471
00:20:53,330 --> 00:20:55,799
thought everybody except me
was an idiot...
472
00:20:56,170 --> 00:20:58,940
Wait, is that what
being a teenager is like?
473
00:20:59,009 --> 00:21:00,845
Well, sometimes, sweetie.
474
00:21:00,914 --> 00:21:03,050
Were you ever like that?
475
00:21:03,119 --> 00:21:07,457
Blue mascara is who I am, Mom!
476
00:21:07,530 --> 00:21:11,601
You're just jealous because
you can't pull off hot pants.
477
00:21:11,673 --> 00:21:13,408
For your information,
I was going
478
00:21:13,477 --> 00:21:14,745
to break up with Homer.
479
00:21:14,814 --> 00:21:17,149
But if you hate him,
he must be great.
480
00:21:17,220 --> 00:21:20,490
Honey, whatever phases
you go through,
481
00:21:20,561 --> 00:21:22,596
I'll always be waiting for you
482
00:21:22,666 --> 00:21:25,168
on the other side
of the slammed door.
483
00:21:25,235 --> 00:21:26,703
- Mm.
- Mm.
484
00:21:27,070 --> 00:21:29,048
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487
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